MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - "The Skin Expert" with Mo Fry Pasic

Episode Date: December 15, 2017

What's the craziest thing you've ever put on your face? We're talking vampire facials, pee on your face for clearer skin and black people with freckles with Mo Fry Pasic. Sydnee talks about accidentally dating a homeless man. Put on a face mask & pull up a chair!----Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus----BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON:www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpertBUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcastFOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT:https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpertFOLLOW SYDNEE:https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbwhttps://twitter.com/justsydnycFOLLOW MARIE:https://www.instagram.com/Reeezyhttps://twitter.com/MsReeezyFOLLOW ANDREW:https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guyTHE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expertSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

hey hi hi hi welcome to the unofficial expert podcast with sydney and marie oh my goodness how you doing how you doing sydney i really like you in stripes really i feel like i'm like the burglar right now legit i mean like the black burglar you steal you don't have to say black burglar that's like yeah like what's the word it's redundant it's redundant no but the the The Hamburglar was purple. Purple, wasn't he? No, that's Grimace. The Hamburglar was white.

Really? Also, there was a lady Hamburglar who, like, crawled through the drive-thru window of a McDonald's and stole a bunch of stuff. She was definitely black. Oh, she was very black. She was mad black. She was light-skinned. And I saw the video.

I was like, sis. I know. She went back and got, like, more stuff. I said, come on. Now you're just being greedy, girl. I can see if you're hungry and you can't afford it, but she's getting some for the homies. she crawled through the window of a mcdonald's drive-thru like she got out of her car and crawled in and and like got like a mcflurry and then like a bunch of stuff she said y'all

gonna learn today she's like the machine's not broken right now okay she probably called her friends like come through come through to the drive-thru her friend was waiting for her outside we out here mobbing we mobbing gang gang gang she's like i got bread uh and patties yeah and shredded lettuce no thank you gross anyway mcdonald's is cheap now so i don't know why people are stealing no it's still expensive like where's the dollar menu i don't know i don't shop at mcdonald's me neither my body is a what temple me neither and my body isn't a temple i'm just better than that okay i can have worse things in my body that's not mcdonald's i mean i'm sure you've had worse things in your body than mcdonald's yep caulk penis thank you thank you

high in calories i set him up ruined your life high in calories have you ever been with a fat dude um he was short and pudgy so basically fat oh my god listen i don't body shame women but i body shame the fuck out of men absolutely because it's like you're a dude like your body is built to have muscle why do you look like flub there should be no flub flub where is the testosterone at dude like they don't have any i have more than them you have more than them i do your shoulders have more testosterone than the men that we see especially in leonardo dicaprio there should be no reason why he doesn't have fucking abs yeah well i mean he does a lot of drugs and he drinks a lot and he's rich and women are still gonna suck his fat ass dick yeah but you know how much

money he has to get a trainer if he needs a buddy pass from me i got him okay if that's what he needs i mean when you're rich and white and famous i mean you see he's dating like 12 year old supermodels right he's dating like basically kids you know what i mean yeah but it's like you're on a boat you got all these hoes around you and then you just look like you're the help he doesn't even look like he's supposed to be there but that's without that's without doing any exercise that's the zero effort he's never gonna be sexy unless again unless he's in a movie where he has to have abs but like he's what movie was that there was no movie you know what i'm saying unless he's in a movie he's at abs and the reverend they were like put a fucking coat on you're terrible put

a damn coat put a bear on you you'll look way better i saw that movie and i was so mad it was just like landscape it was like am i looking at a movie about puzzles like it was like they just kept it was like the cinematography was like this is a mountain here's a zooming shot of a snowflake they didn't talk for like mad parts but that's what 4k cameras are for they're for that they're not for you know the regular shmegula face since i don't care about a 4k camera where's the dialogue what's happening what's the bear doing what's the bear story okay what did the bear eat this morning exactly how much asshole of his did the bear rip out all of it i don't care all of it sis there's no asses left all my ass is dead sydney i'm gonna go ahead and turn your microphone down

because i feel like you're just gonna keep screaming anyway what uh what were you an expert in this week i live in my best worst life what does that mean i feel like that's that's you per use oh we gonna do that i feel like i'm always living my best life best worst life i feel like anywho uh went to montreal best worst took the bus how long did that bus take also why did you do that to yourself hours because i got paid for it and i was like well i could use my money wisely and take this bus or i could take a plane and i have no money when you come back and waste my waste my money how much did the bus cost uh going there was 50 something coming back was like 60 something okay so that's like you know that's like that's less

how much did flying would flying have cost like 300 bucks like two something yeah nah there and back yeah i'm all set you were on the bus for 16 hours so it was like the worst thing i've felt in my entire life literally i feel like coming down from molly is the same feeling you get from being on a bus for eight hours honestly the one two times i've done molly i the come down was fine because you first of all i'm gonna let you know you weren't getting a good shit well i was talking to somebody and they were like it's probably ecstasy that i got not pure mdma i was like okay cool cool well when you have um like ecstasy that has speed in it that come down is terrible well i didn't have that because i felt fine also you're an alien you're not affected by anything you don't

have any feelings or like no nerves body parts or anything yeah yeah anything anyway so i took the bus i mean i was stuck in customs for like i don't know an hour and a half now before you left i was like make sure you bring your passport and you were like why and i was like because you're going to another country would you not have bought your passport i always bring my passport even when i go to the bodega i've been like stamp it stamp it stamp it for me let me get the cat paw yeah and then i got there and i couldn't say that i was there for like a show i had to say that i was visiting somebody so the guy was interrogating me he was like at that little window yep he was like so what are you here for i said for a birthday and he said well when are

you leaving i said in the morning he's like so you're only going to be here for eight hours i said yeah it's a really important friend he's like who is this friend i was like you know gave his name he's like well how long you've known him i was like i don't know like five years he's he's he always comes to the city so this it's his 30th birthday so i decided oh you woke up oh girl listen let me tell you when the story she wrote murder she wrote i had all the stories they couldn't put anything but he thought i was a prostitute for sure he definitely did you have on sis turtleneck but turtle like that don't mean it was a crop top it was a crop top it was not the prostitutes be having turtlenecks on he was like your neck was covered but your under boob

was out he would no he was like this must be some special guy i said yeah he actually is he was like what you got in that suit here he was like i see you ebony you here to dance for junior's bachelor party gross yes he was like oh well uh you know what are you gonna do do tonight i was like why are you asking me all these questions i i wanted to be like it was a black thing but it was literally just a female thing and he thought that i was a sex worker well when i went to montreal i had a i had like my vintage army jacket on and the guy was like are you in the army and i was like no i'm a comedian and he was like that's not funny and i was like it's not supposed to be funny the jacket is vintage it's a real military jacket but i'm not in the military and

he was like so why are you wearing the jacket and why are you in canada and i was like it was real it was a lot and you know the bus really just took a lot out of me and i only had an hour after i got off the bus to do to go to the show and then you jumped on the bus right after the show i hung out with some girls who gathered me from the show they're like you're so funny we want to take you out and i was like oh i'm gonna die in montreal after taking an eight hour bus i was like the lord is not on my side today i had some poutine it was terrible i don't like poutine for those of y'all who are not cultured who are listening to this i'm just gonna tell you what poutine is it's a basket of like beautiful french fries that they pour gravy

on they weren't that beautiful so then they're like soggy and then they put like cheese on them cheese curds cheese curds right curds which is basically cheese turds it's terrible old old cheese old chunky cheese pieces and i don't like soggy fries i like the crunchy ones and they were like so do you like it i was like but they were so nice they were like bought me like food they were like we're gonna take you out they're getting ubers for me i was like work i was like do y'all want some of this because one of the girls was a lesbian she took me to the village but were they pretty though that's all that matters i'm gonna show you a picture and you tell me that's uh that's cute i guess yeah no they were cute they were cute i mean they i went to the house and

everything you went to the house i went to the house oh my god back to the crib you're an expert at almost being took girl you wanna come to my hotel okay sydney i see you're singing i'm gonna talk about what i was yes what were you expert in uh this week i was an expert at uh stealing white men's money and when i say this i say this not as a hamburglar i say it as uh yeah they're cute that one with the dark hair looks like she's suspicious no she's up to something look at that eyebrows it looks like she was like we could take her home and no one would ever miss her took the bus ate you so i did a show on monday uh at this place in brooklyn when i got there the crowd was

not feeling anything uh they seemed very uncomfortable they seemed really uptight the comic that was on stage this is kind of like his mo he regularly bombs he's regularly terrible and so the room was like not for they were not here for any of it nope there were these three bald white guys sitting in the front row and uh they uh they looked like comedy right they looked like oh i'm gonna say something stupid and they're gonna be the reason why my set goes well they were your demographic i mean as soon as i walked in i was like oh i know marie killed because they got they got the smoker coats on and stuff velvet blazer on one of them had a converse sneaker with a bootcut jean or yeah it was real you know one of them had like a hard bottom shoe with a

dress uh with like sneaker uh with jeans talking about alimony so like i just i roasted them for a couple minutes and uh afterwards the one with the velvet blazer was like he was at the bar he was like can i buy you a drink i said you sure can little did he know i had already just gotten a drink and i was just gonna double fist it right double fist it is that is that the word yeah you who cares anyway so he gets me a drink and then our poor friend another comedian reggie was there and reggie's always thirsty so he just took it yeah and then uh look at you doing community community service that's thank you what i do you know i appreciate you it's you know it's you know the holiday season my broke ass was there too so i was like whatever you could get me give me a club

soda too bitch but then there was another white dude that was like oh my god i thought you were great like can i get like a round of shots for everybody and i was like yeah yeah yeah yeah he was like would it be weird if i sent you to the bar to get the shots i was like that's not gonna be weird he's like it's under the name the tab that is under scott such and such that's why you didn't fucked up bro and i was like oh what's the name on the card i was what's the last name and he told me and then i went to the bar and i was like should i get some wings on his tab no reggie big ass told you to get wings i said should i get some fries on his tab and then reggie was like wings yeah you like wings yeah yo you like wings so i was like all right let me just

get the wings also but i went i bought him i bought the shots back out i didn't take one but he was like it was jameson shot so wait you got shots and wings no i didn't take a shot because in my mind i was like my wings are my shot also i'm at the bar i'm like how many wings come he was like you get a smaller a large a large is a dozen i was like reggie a dozen's enough wings and then we sat there and tore those wings up tone up tone up tone up uh and uh the white guy that had gotten me the drink before stopped at the table on the way out and he was like i'm gonna give you my uh card and i was like come to the show we're doing you know we're doing some cool comedy things together come come see us and give us money there yeah and he was like yeah yeah yeah

and i just emailed him today and he responded right away right away now you should give him your vimbo vimbo information and give him mine as well and our patreon account tell him to sign up to that as well just give him everything and my phone bill need to get paid next week so anyway in the email he said i was fantastic oh look at that i was like thanks a lot carl speaking of fantastic oh my gosh this next guest is like outstanding i mean literally iconic i mean everything about you is real really good really great i mean she's a writer she's a performer she's a wearer wearer of velvet uh juicy couture yes uh her coat game on point oh on switches the coats up like they're panties okay she she goes in gets one coat comes back home gets another coat

she switches coats like three times a day oh i didn't know that about oh yes i watch her instagram her insta stories or on point uh give it up for our skin expert mo fry pasic you know i'm so happy to hear that because here's my thing okay i love my jackets i have so many of them because my mom used to own a vintage store but it shut down so i got all of the clothes oh see that explains a lot a lot a lot i like so the fact that you notice makes me so happy you always have looks it makes me so happy oh my gosh your mom used to own a vintage store what the hell is my mom doing being a nurse and helping old people and stuff oh your mom is doing great work doing great it used to be a nurse too she was a nurse oh did you hear that she is a nurse and a vintage

this is like a second life choice this is like a second you know like this is what i wanted to do this is what i wanted my mom wanted to be a flight attendant that's what she wanted to be pan air but if my mom was a flight attendant i would not be sitting here right now because i know for a fact she would not have sat and met my dad she would like met some like rich rich guy some white french dude and she'd have been you know i'd have been you know zoe kravitz yeah you wouldn't be marie you'd be zoe you'd be zoe zoe no it wouldn't be faustine sydney that's my dad's last name i didn't know if your mother took his last name it would be the same just with an accent no my mom actually did not take his last name yeah i was like your mother is like a very like

i n d e you know do you know what that means she's very independent i feel like she wouldn't take the last name yeah she didn't take it wow okay so where are you from mo i'm originally from madison wisconsin sounds super wealthy say it again madison is no i mean it doesn't sound wisconsin is not wisconsin but madison madison's like the liberal like spot in wisconsin the rest is like you know it's oh my gosh when i moved here like when i because my sister lives in minneapolis and when i talk to her on the phone we talk most days but when i get off the phone i'll be like oh my gosh you guys i have to go and then i'm like stop is it like fargo it's pretty much especially in minneapolis it's like so then i have to like pump the brakes and talk not like

this when i say no i like that i mean it's funny for me because i feel like i don't have an accent it gives you character you know should i just come up to people like this now yeah but then they're gonna be like she dumb i could manipulate her yeah yeah no but then you manipulate them you know i'll be like i can't do anything can you pay for me and everything yeah what's an uber just get me a car and then at the end you rob them you're like suckers this whole time i was playing you yeah yeah you've been played but you're an actress too right yes i can see that like you know you look like somebody who's like yeah diabolical you should play characters all the time please tell people to send them my way no no i mean like characters in your real life

like i feel like you should switch it up and just like people won't know who you are oh don't do that you know why because then all of a sudden it ends up like a month later that person that you played that character with is a friend of a friend and like you spoke in a croatian accent the whole night i think it would be cool as hell give us croatian accent i just want to see what that sounds like it was like a little bit german when you speak not german it's like uh it's a lower register and uh it's because slavka passage is uh my family and they're from girl i honestly i wouldn't even know if this is the accent is it right or not we don't know we're not accident it's literally the same we're it's hot it's hot nonetheless i

I was like, you said in the bedroom. Mo Mo. I love it. Mo, so you're our skin expert. And your skin looks lily white and smooth. Yes, it is. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

Do you bathe in, like, other people's blood? Oh, my God, I wish. I would. I want to do that blood facial. Oh, my God. The vampire facial? Do you? I want to do everything.

Where? So this vampire facial, where do they get the blood from? You. They poke little holes. It's your blood. Yeah. Well, first of all, they take the blood out of you and then they poke little freaking holes in your skin. I'm like, you should use my pores, though.

Yeah, it's rejuvenating and putting the collagen back into your face. Okay, so I got to get a shot at the skin place, at the dermatologist. Then they're pricking holes in my face and putting my own blood on top. Yes. Because my blood mixing with my blood is supposed to be better for my face. Yeah. I think it's supposed to rejuvenate the collagen. But the blood is already in my face.

not honestly i'm not an expert in this but you haven't done it yet but no joel's done it joel did it joel booster we actually want to we want him on i think i'll come over joel can booster is another awesome comic he was just named one of forbes 30 under 30 30 under 30 he's too good did he tell you anything about it like how was it um i forget because i remember just being like oh spooky wait did he pay for it because if you forgot that means he wasted his money his skin looks great so maybe he didn't yeah i forgot about the experience though no because when like a friend gets something done that's like like you life-changing i remember sydney it's a facial it's not life-changing life-changing in my life is i'd have to pay

for wings on monday and you remember that because you were also i was also there like life-changing a facial no i mean i had a i had a chemical peel before and it was amazing like it literally my skin looked brand new sydney you have good skin i don't understand why you're so obsessed with getting things peeled and poked because that's the difference between like you know like like nice skin and like chemical peel on a on great skin already is like is that person famous you know i'm saying like that level up is you can tell it's literally like buffing your face you just do a little buff a little shine i mean we can all do a little improvement at the time i had money this was like five years ago well let's talk about a chemical peel what chemical is on

your face yeah i don't even know it's like so you know how like retinol like um it like turns over it accelerates cell um regeneration so it sloughs off layers of skin and so that's like what the i don't think they use retinol peeling layers of your actual skin to the more baby fresh that's what the chemical peels do they take off the wear and tear it's like the first layer yeah but then doesn't that make your skin more susceptible to like stuff in the first 24 hours yes that's why you you know chill you stay home watch some sex in a city city feel very carrie bradshaw or whatever and you chill but then you don't wear any makeup sydney then if you're at your house and your cat comes over and like steps on your face or just scratches your cheek now you just got cat aids

or whatever cytoplasmosis cytoplasmosis see i don't even know what that is but it sounds right cytoplasmosis well i mean growing up i i had good skin but there was a time where i would have like those embedded uh pimples that like you couldn't see the white head but they were hurt like hell and they were it was a whole like growth all over my nose and so i would like try to pop them and then they turn into black dots and they can't pop that sounds like really cute freckles on your nose at the end when they started fading it did look like freckles but see that's so you though because like your scars look at cute ass freckles like i'm sorry i love a black person with freckles oh my gosh i love freckles always but like my acne scars did not look like you

when did you when did you uh when did you start having acne yeah oh my gosh uh so i had it on and off like i didn't have it crazy i had it like normal in high school and then i had to go on birth control for it when i was young wait why because it was like cystic and painful so it was like really painful to have and then i played volleyball very intensely my whole life and so i'm sweating a bunch i'm washing it and like it would just get inflamed i feel really bad about myself and like the birth control helped but then i went to college and my skin got fucked up like because i was it was a mixture of like depression like sports quitting sports then gaining weight and it was like my skin was like guess what you're probably eating really bad oh so bad i went from

being able to have about 7 000 calories a day because i was working out so much to then not working out so much and being like how do you eat like and the vending machine was literally right by my room so i stay getting sent we didn't even do vending machine in college we did the 555 with the dominoes 555 oh my god three medium pizzas for five dollars and we would remember that our own pizza and we'd be at called once and i was like can we do a five five and they're like no you could do a five five five five and i was like i gotta get another i gotta get two friends i would just eat the other pizza like i would save it for the next day dude we can't do the whole medium pizza ourselves like we would all just be in the room wow i could still do that i

just have control i think yes or just keep away i have faith in you mo thank you so much yeah you look great so you're eating bed you're depressed you're not working out the birth control's not working you're young as hell i was young as hell yeah young as hell are you having six at that time i was not um that time it was just like a whole mess of skin and it was like but it didn't cause scarring it just it was like i would stay on birth control but it really like my skin got the most fucked up in 2016 because I went off birth control. Oh, that's not too far.

No, it's recently. Yeah, that's what all these like pics are from because I took off, I went off birth control because I was like, damn, I've been on this since I was 14.

I'm 26 now, like, or 25 at the time. I'm going to just go off it and like see how my body feels. What were some of the other side effects of birth control? Because, you know, they say that that's why

Rihanna's super thick now is because she's on birth control. I know. It's literally the devil. It makes you crave everything. like you want pork fried rice at 11 a.m i've never been on birth control i did the depo i did the shot those are turbo oh man because you don't have to get one for three months so you don't have either you don't have your period for three months or you have like spotting for ever yeah

and i had spotting for weeks wait this is weird y'all we're doing this to our bodies for some dick yo i'm on day 13 of my period right now day 13 are you on birth control now or you're not i'm never going back off of it again dude my period lasts four days i just want to tell you he said like four one horrible day and then like oh poor horrible day well one day where i'm like i can't walk i can't breathe i'm dying i'm gonna get a vampire facial you have one really bad scare like like a real scare that you're like oh i gotta go to the clinic you're like oh let me go get on birth control because never had that scare also male birth control should be a thing condoms are not enough i'll tell you no no male birth control pills yes should be a thing it's not enough but

somebody was somebody has a joke about this like that the men they tried to do like a test and the men were like super emotional and they felt depressed so they never moved forward with it and it's like but that's what birth control does to us yeah um god it's your joke right the way you bled out of your dick no oh my god whose joke is it where they're like the world would fucking stop if men bled out of their dick i don't know i've heard that but it's definitely not me it's so fucking funny i'm like literally the world would stop if men got their periods like nothing would fucking happen they'd be like no everything shut the fuck down yeah yeah yeah three-day weekend for all of us yeah always forever ice cream and i know we don't want to

talk to our wives yeah but it makes you it makes you feel like shit you look like shit you're heavier i mean but it's hormones right it's pumping stuff into our bodies yes that change the way that we think the way that we feel they make you technically never feel like like it fakes your body into thinking it's always having its period i guess yeah like so then you're never actually going through the cycle oh yeah but that's not something that like is normal no it's not healthy it's patriarchal it's awful but it just gets rid of my acne so i'm buying in what's the birth control that like you don't get your period for like six months seasonique right so then when you finally do get your period it's like legit the rest of the year yeah but they had to

take that off it was recalled it's not good for you right they took it off what is your period your period is like the lining the uterine lining yeah so you just holding on to the lining for six months i don't need it that bad oh my gosh i really don't my sister so she's been having a lot of like uterine like all those issues she they thought she had um endometriosis is what they thought she had but she didn't thank god a baby they thought she had a baby and they're what is that the uterus is on the outside yeah it's like the eggs come on the outside when they drop and so it's bad and painful but this woman she went to who's like this amazing specialist was talking about how everyone every woman's told at the gyno that's like it's okay if your uterus

is a little tilted it's like fine and she's like no it's not we shouldn't be like and so she was giving her these therapy massages and like castor oil patches to put on top of her uterus and she says some women when she's doing their therapy it'll like just start bleeding because there's stuff just like in there because of like where like what we're told to treat our bodies like it should not it was like wild to think like honestly really grossly satisfying mo i thought you were gonna say like all of a sudden they were massaging and now they're together yeah it's gonna be like a love story no i'm talking about blood rushing from these women this guy is on the table i was like i mean if she could make her feel good okay

make it feel good that would be a good ass love story oh my god it would well can we so so what happens so you get off the birth control and then your skin does what in 2016 so i get off the birth control and it's like slowly but surely i'm like in my head i was like oh like why is it freaking out and then i started getting like like just sort of like contour line acne like right there oh cool jaw your jaw your jaw your cheekbone yeah and then like i would get like a beard painful yeah almost exactly that because it wasn't really forehead and it would be really painful and like i couldn't even pop the pimples because it was just like oh i can't touch it oh my god yeah and it was started like it was just and then it was just all of a sudden it was everywhere everywhere

yeah like on the rest of your body no just on my face i just want to know like well some people do back me or not no i didn't it was like all hormonal so it was all here and how long did that last so then like i mean it was about a month of severe like a month and a half so are you wearing makeup when this is going down no you can't you so that's the hard part like i was i would take like an hour and a half to two hours to put makeup on before going outside because i could not go outside like i'm a performer i could not be on stage with that face yeah yeah yeah so like i was like doing treatments like letting it dry out then putting powders on top of it so it didn't like further inflame it and then putting like moisturizers and like doing a whole process oh

my god was it making it worse it wasn't making it worse because it was hormonal it wasn't like outside like poor situation oh it was like coming from within yes very much which people are confused like obviously you have to wash your face and stuff but mine was like it was gonna come anyway okay okay oh my god this is i'm getting flashbacks of this really gross guy in uh high school that had really bad acne and kept asking me out in like notes like he would write me letters and he would like fold them and it was like pull here and then like i'd pull and be like will you go out with me and i was like ew ralph like you're gross i know i remember those kids where they're like and like it's so sad because like you can sympathize but also the idea of

making out with that face you're like i'm sorry i can't my girlfriend had it my girlfriend had really bad acne two years ago we were in mexico it literally spazz spiraled out of control because of the mexican water no no she was already she wasn't taking any antibiotics or anything she wasn't taking pills so when we got there i was like oh it's kind of looking real crazy and we got to take photos yeah but your girlfriend was doing some like very interesting crap to her face to try to get rid of that acne my girl put pee on her face she have you heard of this putting pee on your face stingray stings no no no for straight up urine her urine anywho in it she told me that and they didn't want to tell me because like they know that i'm judgy and germaphobic and ocd also

pee you pissed on your one more person tells me pee is sterile i'll die the pee is sterile people are the same people who are like dogs have cleaner mouths yes it's those people that say that and i'm like okay why are you telling but she said it was getting better or whatever but anyway we get to mexico it literally like the whole it was just like plus and then it looked like it hurt and like she started crying i started crying because you're like i'm with you no no you bitch i was just thinking about like how hard it is i never realized how bad it is for people who have bad skin because she's like i don't i have this wedding today i don't even want to go i can't like everybody i don't remember her acne ever being that bad oh because you weren't there in

mexico it was really really bad and i was scared yeah depressing is a good word for it because i'd be judging people i'm like look at these dirty faced bofos on the train yeah that's how she felt but like they're the ones that judge them like i judge myself it wasn't even i wasn't even worried about people like you i was like i hate this yeah she hated it and also her hair had fell out so it was like she had short hair and and bad skin she looked like a homeless man oh no marie she looked like a homeless man no she didn't you ass i mean cut to me in college like 40 pounds heavier half my head shaved and acne like i looked like a homeless man so what's besides the birth control stuff what are some uh alternative treatments that you use so i used a million yeah tell us

about all of them oh it took so long i was very patient um a lot of money yes my god did you do what's the what's the did you do proactive no but i use similar ingredients um i don't like proactive just i don't know you're like it's it's for it's for it's an infomercial so like i don't want infomercial jessica simpson yeah oh they did that for the many they showed like one picture where they had junk food for a week and they're like look at my terrible acne well you know i was eating a lot of tuna out the can chicken of the sea i was eating my beauty products and so i had to and now i'm rich my skin is clear i'm a billionaire it could happen to anybody i know i'm like wow me too same yes uh jessica simpson is like legit a billionaire she's one of the

richest women she's worth like her company's worth a billion dollars i mean same well can't buy herself a brain uh isn't that sad yeah i don't think that she's that dumb in real life guys i think she was pretending no she is she was at ellen uh it was lit i was like percocet she was high on her she she was so glazed she was higher she was dumb so you know what i think she is i think she's like me where she's a very smart woman a very dumb girl like i can do some dumb ass shit but like i'm a smart girl i think she's i think she's dumb on them okay probably so what so what what have you used okay so i like so the skin started freaking out and i was like gotta go back on birth control so i started that but that was a long journey of like first it was

like two months of the acne going away and then it was a year of very terrible scarring and getting rid of that so to get rid of the acne itself i use fucking five dollar um cvs benzoyl peroxide okay it's a 10 what does that do so it like dries it like you preemptively use it like it's not again like you have acne and you put it on it's like you put it on every night so you don't get acne and it is what the active ingredient in proactive it like i guess it just like sloughs similar to retin-a it just like dries up the sebum i believe is the word i know it's gross but yeah i'm not it's just crazy to me because your skin now looks great thank you so much do you have makeup on i have tinted sunscreen oh yeah but when you were showing we are i'm in this beauty

group with all these comedians or whatever and you posted all the pictures and it was a lot and you showed the actual process is it first of all this looked like a lot of work oh second of all i said this looks expensive as hell yeah third of all i said wow their transformation was ridiculous i mean you're obviously a beautiful girl anyway but like the difference between you with acne it was nuts i was like wow and i couldn't even imagine being in that place where you're like yo i have to be out with this on my face and i gotta be on stage and i'm performing i have to perform what was dating like did like what is that depressing it was like because like i would do the thing where like i would like wake up before them and like put on a fucking face or like

they would fall asleep and i'd wake up no because it was like it was like for me because i was feeling not good about myself and my it's you feel good you look good and i didn't feel good i felt really ugly i felt depressed i didn't want like even when i was flirting i like wasn't even good at it because i was just like i you're looking at your face the whole time you feel a certain type of way well it's like when you think you have a booger in your nose right and you're trying to flirt with someone but you're kind of low-key like well how do i fucking handle list but that's like 24 7 and a lot of bad or when you're wearing red lipstick and you're like is it on my teeth exactly i had a meeting and i'm laughing all loud and then i went to the

bathroom after i left and i was like that didn't even tell me it was like like it was like across like three of my teeth no i was like they rude i hate that or when you have your white on the side of your mouth oh my god i was like i think they maybe didn't see it but it's like no they saw it it was definitely caked up they saw it why the fuck did they say something they don't want to say and you're like being charming i mean like yeah you're like everything is exaggerated you're like oh yeah because soon as you realize something is wrong that's when you get self-conscious so yeah having acne you're thinking about it 24 7 24 7 and it was like i like oh my god my process to go to sleep i i would like stay over at other people's houses and then leave like i wouldn't

even have those experiences because i need to go do my process to like like put on a scarf so my my eyelashes are still and so it's like you can tell my hair is like a nice reddish tone and that is because of my acne cream because it's very cheap but it seeps up and like it bleaches everything so like my eyelashes like are very long but that you would never know without mascara because the tips are just white wow dude i feel like you like loki giving yourself cancer or something i mean worth it i feel beautiful worth it yes some likes on instagram worth it honestly if i die young bury me in satin like so what's your because sydney stayed at my house uh once and she bought all her stuff and her like skin regimen to go to sleep was crazy to me it was

like it was like 12 steps but it works look at her skin yes but i was like sis uh this i was just doing that to show off i was like literally i just i fall asleep in my makeup all the time like she had she was pulling all these little things out of like you know like those russian dolls where you open it and something else is in it like that's what her like skin care to go to bed what brands are yours it was belief belief oh yeah they're good i had the belief it has no it's like a weird spelling it's spelled like belief yeah it's belief it's annoying and uh i had got the like travel yes the water bomb one yeah which is amazing the water bomb the eye cream i don't know nothing about this the toner and all this stuff and i was like i use olive oil to take

my makeup off and i wash my face with regular soap and then i was like i'm literally just trying it and then i put a cocoa butter on my face and then i go to sleep cocoa butter that's so lucky you should every day every time you do that you should go thank you whatever being is out there this is a blessing but god also my mom still puts petroleum my mom puts vaseline on her face blair does that she just sits in it my mom puts it on i put it on my hands and my feet and stuff but my mom puts it on her face and my mother still has great skin and when we were little that's all she put on our faces i could not i'm i mean honestly it would it would clog up my pores like that's how my skin is like i just know that i have to keep my face dry because soon as i start

getting that oil that's when i break out that's when i get blackheads whiteheads gray heads all heads all heads on my face talking heads yeah so you did the the bins something so i do benzo i do benzoyl peroxide every night but on top of that i do the expensive products because i do um hit us with the expensive retin products all day long which is the ones that turn over the skin and like slough off the scarring okay i did personal microdermabrasion which is basically a sandblaster to your fucking face how much that cost that was 120 for the machine and i use it every night so it like benefits you have the machine you're doing oh yes because i'm not going to specialist that's too much money i can't handle that so you're just buffing your face smooth

when it was i'm not doing as much anymore but when it was the real scarring yeah i was like sloughing layers off and then putting on what does it look like it looks like um it looks like a magic wand for your face like it's like a you know those fingernail buffers yes it looks like that but a flat surface and sandpapery what well when you get the paper thing for it do you have to like yeah you have to change it out every three months but it's not bad how much did the papers cost at sephora those were like the heads that you use the first ones came with it and the rest are like 20 bucks a reorder and the machine is 120 bucks it was 120 oh i'll be stealing every time i walk in there steal the paper i'm not paying nope no i'm like the sephora you got

any more samples of this in the back and then you're like putting stuff in your purse yeah the samples last well that's what i got based so the luna sunday luna oil sunday riley luna oil is a retinol product and moisturizing, which I like because retinol products dry the shit out of your skin. Okay, wait, hold on. Take me through this. I invite you to my house and sleep over. You bring in a kit of crap.

What are you doing first? I'm washing my face. I'm washing my face with something like With a cloth? No. Your hands. I exfoliate twice a week. I don't do it too much because then the oil production in your skin makes up for it, and then you're extra oily. Right. Like if you wash your hair too much, and you're white,

your hair gets oily. yeah but if you're if you wash your hair too much and you're black your hair is dry dries it out exactly too much a good thing sort of thing so i wash it with i usually use like a natural just like kind of drying cheap i pick up at any store like maybe tea tree oil wash you use a washcloth that's what i just asked her she said no no i just want to know like to dry your face no i pat dry on a towel like pat do you wash cloths for your body yeah it don't sound like You're confident in that though. You're a loofah type girl or you just see your hands?

No, you just soap on the bottom. I have a scrub in my bathtub that's like, it's like a coffee grind that my old babysitter, like she used to collect, not babysitter, woman I babysat for. She used to like make little grind scrubs. I just ask because I've been told that white people don't use washcloths. I exfoliate. I have to exfoliate, but I'm not a washcloth queen just because like it'll get nasty in my...

You got to just switch it out. I know. I'm lazy. I am lazy as all hell. You need to know that about me. What about a loofah? I like a loofah. I like a loofah.

Yeah, I know. You know what I do is I dry brush before every shower. What's that? What is that? Dry brush is like, it's like what they say is massaging the lymphatic system. But it's just like, you know those bristle brushes? Like a hard bristle. Yeah, it's a hard bristle.

And you circular from the legs up and like to get your circulation moving and your system like flushed. You know, this company hit me up and they wanted me to review something. Do it. and I didn't do it because I was like, what the hell do I need a dry-ass brush for?

I had cellulite in my leg. It goes away. It keeps me less inflamed because I have Raynaud's, which is like this circulation hand shit where I just lose my goddamn fingers.

Really? Maybe I got that. Maybe. It's your extremities when you get cold. Yes. I thought it was because she was anemic,

but maybe that's not what it is. Well, I think it might. It could be. Sydney, you have red nose. Raynaud's. Raynaud's. it's like red nose it's on set in like the red nose because what it is is like um you're um like it's a vasodilation thing so like you're you sound like

a doctor yes you are mo i feel like you can open up your own practice my thing i grew up with a severe anxiety disorder and a doctor for a dad and a nurse for a mom and so anytime i thought something was wrong with me i would learn everything about every disease because i was like i need to please tell me everything so a lot of medical parents were your uh web md they were and then as a kid i'd be like um i feel like i might regurgitate so i think i probably have some acid reflux and like people were like you were really chill chill people thought i was like i was described as intense by like everyone that met me i wouldn't want to have hang out hang out with you guys no no no thanks behind your back they were like yo she mad intense she gonna kill

us yeah she's gonna kill all of us don't invite her to the sleepover no you couldn't invite me because i would have wet the bed anyways yeah you couldn't invite my god you're my god brother jeez your god brother used to wet the bed i mean i'm gonna say i'm gonna say it on the podcast say it on the podcast save it for the bonus hey terry how old was terry when he stopped wetting the bed oh man i have no idea like a cool 16 i was a hot 13 sexy 13 yo that's hilarious oh i mean i feel like you know you were dealing with other stuff you know what i mean but now like what have you ever do you have like a skin horror story like a time that something went really wrong on a date or you missed the spot

did like all the makeup half the makeup come off your face and then you're like you look like two-faced right did you have sex and you half of your face i'm so like i'm a hawk with this shit because like i will not be embarrassed i am very proud and and so like truly never and like it would be the point where i would cancel something or like i wouldn't go home with a dude because i was like no like it's too bad of a flare-up i will not or i don't have my stuff i need my stuff exactly i need my stuff a hundred percent oh i remember i dated a guy and we got in this huge fucking fight because i like didn't have my stuff with me and so then it like flared up i was like well if we fucking stop here and it was like this blow up he wouldn't let you leave

anything at his house he like would but it was like he wasn't like caring for the fact that like i need it in my routine led to us going to cvs at two in the morning and being like no you're buying the $20 lotion you're buying it for me and made him buy all my shit is this in wisconsin or this is new york this is new york no very that's very new york cvs is now open in wisconsin at 2 a.m nothing's open yeah do y'all have cvs in wisconsin uh we have walgreens wow yeah we didn't have dwayne reed walgreens before it's fine uh so wait so you had the that story with your uh boyfriend what about hugging people that shit is like the worst i've given someone a hug and i've seen literally half my chin on their shoulder and you don't want to tell them like

yo that's a lot of brown i just walk away and i'm like well they're gonna get in a fight with a girl it's fine i don't wear foundation uh because i just like my skin do what it's so blessed yeah well i just it just you know and i'm afraid to do other stuff with my skin because it's already doing what i wanted to do yes so i uh it'll be my lipstick that gets caught on people's things and i'll do like a a ruby woo and then it'll be like all right well good luck getting that out well i i use like a like a like a thin foundation that's like kind of like a tinted moisturizer like a baby cream yeah because when i see in photos i'm like yo it's discolored like you could tell if you just have concealer on you could tell the difference between like my face and

my neck yeah my god yeah and you know what everything that's going on here people trying to catch you off guard the haters be hating they work overtime you know they want to take you in their fucking story like it's like a good thing like yeah i just take it like no you knew what you were doing with this and then they post it and tag you and they put it on facebook my regular friend love her so much so talented i'm like fuck you not doing it not doing it do you have friends who do that that post pictures that are good of them but not you yeah absolutely and it's just the worst part because they're like the excuse is always like oh my god you always look fine shut up like and i hate those bitches no i feel like because i've said that to sydney before because

she's one of the most photogenic people that i know i know sydney and she's always complaining about how she looks at photos you are the most photogenic person damn yo gretta and i both we the picture you guys posted of you guys like having levels what was it was like recently the lion king one yes holy shit we both text each other immediately we're like did you see that picture we're like they look so good girl listen we're like immediately this is the thing with photos it'll be like my face look good but my wig look crooked or my wig is look good but my face like concealer showing yeah so it's like i'm very particular because yeah i mean you should especially if you're in the limelight especially if you got people watching

yes we were just talking about this before the podcast started everyone that knows you and does not know you is like oh my god she's like a model no these is right she's like a super model the thing is in comedy like you don't have to look that great for people like oh my god you're so beautiful like their standards are low as f in comedy we're not talking about both things are true that is true but also it is true that everyone that i have ever been around that sees you is like um who is that oh man you're so beautiful if you see a whole bunch of twos on stage on a regular and then you see somebody that's like 15 like they're gonna lose their fucking mind i'm just saying if you actually see somebody who takes a shower on a regular

brush their teeth brush their eyebrows you're like oh my who is that taking a shower doesn't make you pretty um it makes you clean no no for comedians because a lot of them look dusty musty rusty but they're also ugly so men i'm talking about the men not the women i love y'all mom would you date a comedian um i mean i did anyone that had their shit together i just don't think those two align a lot no they don't as you were singing i was like yeah those things don't match yeah there's the vent diagram of that it's two circles they don't touch those circles don't ever touch so what like what what is your method now for like just getting your face keeping your face clear yeah for maintain oh my gosh you guys a big deal for me huge huge update okay so i got

for a present recently i got a 50 gift card to sephora okay great that's not a lot we'll get this okay i'm also a vib rouge which is one of those like levels that they give you those free shit because my mom my sister and i all use the same account oh smart smart smart gotta dip okay and so they give you 20 off every fall or whatever so i use 20 off and my 50 gift card and i got la mer which is the nicest motherfucking shit and it's so expensive no i heard it i heard it's just all like it's a hype it's not i tried it i tried it i've been doing it for a while now What do you have from La Mer? I have the classic moisturizing cream

The one that Jennifer Lopez was using all the time I mean, if Jennifer Lopez is using it Then how is no one How are people saying it's fake? La Mer popped off because they were like Literally, she bathes in it She literally sits in it Mariah Carey bathes in Nick Cannon's blood

She bathes in a lot of shit Her backup dancer's sweat That's what she drinks for breakfast uh no she drinks that with her champagne no i bathe in lunesta whatever you call it what are that sleeping pills no that's uh for depression yeah she does well she should bathe they said she got her stomach the stomach shrinking surgery and that's why she's losing weight because this staple yeah because you know mariah carey's not working out no god no did she get skinny on stage yeah she looked like she lost some weight

i'll google it real quick deep load i think she could just go in and like a sauna and she would lose 40 pounds right well she should stop drinking and doing them pills that she's doing i mean it's hard out here listen everybody's struggling they got demons you got people laughing at her on a rag because of what she looks like anyway let me take a step back i tempt i tempt at la mer for like a week and just did you get the product stole a bunch of good oh my god i'm so jealous i'm so jealous see did you try it and did it feel amazing yeah i use their um their like eye cream people say it's amazing that's what they say i can't afford it i really just feel like it's a lot of it is from your diet it's your diet and you yeah it has to be from within you know sydney shut up

with your face masks on the bus and on the plane don't say it's from good it is from within good skin is hard work is everything like i may i like do not miss a wash or and i work out a lot and after i bring my lotion there because i wash my face 30 seconds after i'm done working out like truly and then i like put my moisturizer on i have my process i wake up i don't use products in the morning except for moisturizer i don't even wash it in the morning because you don't want to strip the oils damn oh it's like very regimented and you got and my diet oh absolutely not what i fuck with sweets i i do but like if i do i pay heavily yeah you know like i don't fuck i was vegan for a year and a half i'm sorry for your love and here's the thing i'm back i'm

back of course and she's back i'm so glad that you're back i'm back and i'm skinny after i'm back do you know which bread you eat as a fucking vegan it's just bread people are like what do you want to eat here we have bread so you eat bread no that sounds awful it's awful why were you a vegan because i realized the um environmental impact when people are like you can save 18 gallons of water a day and i was like mo i don't do shit else we don't do that on this podcast what has the earth done for me lately i eat whatever the hell i want i do know but also like water like that's one of them that's what you said you were doing well i drink a lot of water how much um i don't know how many of these a day maybe five or six how many ounces do you

think this is cups how many ounces you think this is like i feel it to the top oh that's a lot that's like 12 ounces at least i need to drink more water i mean i honestly come considering all this stuff that i'm within but you don't even that water's gonna last you for the rest of the week shut up i just feel like considering how much i used to party heavy like just drink first of all drinking is terrible if you drink so bad tequila dark liquor all that stuff all the sugars in it it fucks you up and it's so it ages you like a mofo so like i had 10 years on my on my back of just drinking every day and then doing drugs and stuff so like yeah my skin is decent for like what no one says that your skin is decent everybody i say it's decent i'm gonna stop and say you have

insanely amazing skin and i know i love that you know your potential but like your potential is like so much higher she's rude mo is what she is she's disrespectful i know i'll have a pimple and i'll go to adrian i'm like oh my god and she's like what like why are you even do you not remember two years ago like adrian should just throw pee at your face i'll take it piss on me you're so mean you're so mean that's bad you just go

come home drop your bag it's genetic too like do your parents have good skin or does your sister my mom had acne but most of my family's

acne like stopped in their we always joke that all the women in my mom's family like get a new face in their late 20s just cause like

face shape changes every like I have an oval face now I had a round ass face like most of my life and so i think that is part of it yeah for sure yeah and i have a question how did you like build your confidence up how did you say like oh this is gonna get better well because she's pretty she's pretty it don't matter you could be pretty but if you have acne it doesn't

make you feel pretty no you feel ugly you feel disgusting right but she's pretty and then the acne went away you can have great features but if you have like a whole bunch of stuff on your face you don't feel good i think it was patience is the only thing that helped me because when i felt ugly as shit i was like i know this like this regimen's gonna work it's gonna work i don't have patience because i was like i know i'm gonna i think truly i always tell everyone this i go maybe middle of 27 is when i'm gonna really get hot like and like i feel hot but like i'm gonna be like what you're saying like next level like hot and i'm excited i always say in the morning this is me poor yeah okay oh my god i'm gonna get botox every morning botox every morning

like oh my god this is me as the bottom okay could you imagine oh every time i walk in the middle yo every time i walk in a place i just i humble myself and then i bring myself back up i'm like oh you know i wish i had this but i was like wait till i get it though oh my god i'm like security guard don't even talk to me don't even speak to me sir don't even tell me good morning you need to see my id no how dare you how dare you there's gonna be an entourage behind me or in front of me actually feel free to check there in front of me i mean i completely agree with you saying that you think 27 is gonna be the year of you being hot because literally every day i wake up and i'm like am i looking better yes right like in the last couple months it's right like

that's what my life is i'm like it's exciting every damn day i don't know how i feel about that crazy yeah but you know that because you're like my potential still hasn't been peaked like we're all getting hotter and that rules i don't know actually like you don't think that you three years ago i was like really surprised at like how i was like just looking considering the stuff that i was going through yeah so like now i'm just trying to catch up i'm trying to catch up in i don't know maybe it's like within like what i'm saying when you feel good when people emotionally are like it radiates people like what's different about you and like you look good i'm getting dicked down on the regular no because when i was getting dicked down on a

regular you're like are you going through yeah but you were getting bad dick in a bad place you're getting dick period you're taking a good time busted a dick that's why no there was some good time there was some a town car to the dick yeah but that was still bad dick i've never had that if the car is good the dick is bad if the car is bad the dick is gonna be good i like that I had a town car dick I mean it also was married But whatever Mo do you have anything

You want to leave The people who are Listening with That are maybe Dealing with bad skin Or there's something That they want to try Yeah help the kids out

I would say Pump the brakes It's not your damn fault Like there's so many factors Going towards your skin Mainly mine was depression So then also Don't get defensive

When people are like You look amazing And you're like Yeah cause no one Helped me when I was depressed but honestly like it truly just stick to something and i know people like it takes time but it does it fucking does and just like stay the damn course like put your head down like do the reps in the gym and then all of a sudden game day you're gonna be the hottest motherfucker in the room

you see that yeah i mean but my whole thing is like we put so much pressure on ourselves as women oh god yeah look good especially like performers just us being on stage we're on stage every single day and then when you get on camera you're like i noticed stuff that i wasn't even thinking about before yeah and then you just get so anal so how do you not pick apart every single thing well we are our own worst critics truly that's a fact i yeah i don't know that i feel like there's like a moment where like i got to a point where i was like i wanted to not be wearing makeup on camera and I was like that's a good place

to be in because like I love my shit I want people to know my shit you gotta that's team that's like

you surround yourself with people that like make you feel so fucking good about yourself that you like I don't trust a lot of gays

gay men because they stay gassing you up and you're like I know I look a mess my teams are only women you know what I'm saying like I got gay men

telling me that I don't trust them I trust my women telling me that yeah well some gays will keep it real with you they'll be like

sis is that what you're doing with your face today you're like i'm not wearing any makeup and they're when they're being when they're being shady exactly but when we out in when we out in the club and they like been drinking they're like oh my god this is our queen gorgeous when you're out in the club and you're drinking but you already know that you're making a mistake by listening to them also you're at the club you already left the house with the makeup that you have you have the look so they're just celebrating what the choices you

made and that's nice get you a gay they can do both though they can also be like no and then be like yes yes that's true yeah that's team that's attitude that's why we don't pick it apart well did we learn anything today i've learned that you're actually a doctor that's what i learned today yeah so much all these big ass words i was like how do you spell that i was like retinol i was like red nose i was like that's a lot of syllables in that shit what are we leaving people with sid oh wait like do you have two go-to products that you like you can't live without you can't live without cvs brand it's clean and clear but it's cvs brand benzoyl peroxide okay five bucks five bucks and you also cannot live without um everyone it's called every day it's a another

10 buck moisturizer that you should use in the morning it's light it has yo yo jojo jojoba and that's the moisturizing agent and that's like they're very clean products those ones very light favorite type probably okay it looks like it nice yeah let me see your hands mom i want to see if your hands are good if you got good hands no you do i mean i guess i don't know you got a new tattoo yesterday yeah the snake how much did that cost a hundred from where daredevil tattoo daredevil anybody got a hookup on a tattoo we're like we want to get some stuff done we get a two for one i want to get a couple pieces up i wouldn't get one you guys could walk in somewhere and ask them then people were like yeah no they won't that's what you did i called bang bang that's a minimum

400 yeah yeah and i was like well that's for the hour i said so like if i get something small can i get a bunch of things in the hour for the 400 because i'll get a couple things they're like no i was like if i pay 400 people get able to get like 12 tattoos yeah 12 little ones they're cuckoo they're insane no thank you no no no you know that's like rihanna and justin bieber's tattoo artists yeah why would you even call them well they have a bunch of different artists that work there i'm like bang bang could be four hundred dollars an hour but like the other people don't nobody know that but they do know them they do they do that's why they're there mo where can people listening catch you or see your bomb ass face plug everything um uh my instagram is mo

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