MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - "The Stalking Expert" with Rasheda

Episode Date: December 22, 2017

How far would you go for $10,000 worth of gifts? Rasheda is here talking about SugarDaddy.com, cash gifts from crazy men and NOT Googling a man before going out on a date. Sydnee and Marie try to set up their SugarDaddy profile pages too. Call your lawyer & pull up a chair!----Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus----BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON:www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpertBUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcastFOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT:https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpertFOLLOW SYDNEE:https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbwhttps://twitter.com/justsydnycFOLLOW MARIE:https://www.instagram.com/Reeezyhttps://twitter.com/MsReeezyFOLLOW ANDREW:https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guyTHE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expertSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

hi hello hello welcome to the unofficial expert podcast uh-huh with sydney and her male friend marie yes i don't know why you pause like you don't know what your name is the quiet storm your voice is very like it's uh it's uh wbls yes it is very wbls quiet storm on the line right now we got uh ron eisley yes that's you marie it's so deep but you know whatever this is the time of year where i sound like i get so deep in the knees i don't think it's deep in the knees since you're gross that's a different song ew you're nasty listen sid paid our phone bill okay i gotta do it please oh no i just paid it just just in case you wanted to know uh so what's going on we are living our best lives uh not really it's been a rough november was rough was it oh my god

i made like no money and spent all my money no that's not true that's a fact i was looking through my uh my little planner for the year and like i didn't even have any like i didn't write anything in november because i was like since you got two gigs you got two gigs this month i hit somebody else up i was like yo do you need more people for holiday parties because me and marie are available we're working a holiday party this week yeah that's what i'm saying i was like i'll do some more i work in a holiday party i mean we gonna strip yeah i just came to dance for juniors party i'm just gonna dance that's it real players club mistletoe on my belly button just you got a kiss below the mistletoe dude i'm gonna have my snapchat out and everything i'm like i get it

i'm excited i am i really am um that's it sis uh what are you doing how are you doing what were you an expert in this week um i have a i'm an expert in seeing people that listen to the podcast and then them recapping the podcast in front of my girl that's what happened so i was i went to new jersey uh there was a dinner uh my girlfriend's friend had a dinner for her son his son and a lot of characters in this it's a lot of people okay but one of the there was somebody there who's a fan of the podcast and was like oh my god you and marie are so freaking funny oh y'all be there was an episode you was getting on adrian i was like wait what wow in front of adrian i was like wait what are you talking when she got lasik well she oh sis he went up to her and was like oh you just

got lasik and she was like yeah how'd you know oh i heard it on the podcast i was like wait what oh man it was a man a messy man it was a man that was saying uh all this shout out to zai with your big ass mouth hey zai zai was like yeah i listen to it i listen to pockets at work and i can't i can't stop laughing it's so funny you know zai's messy we should get zai on the podcast it was good it was good so now adrian was like should i listen to the podcast i can't believe she stopped listening to the podcast i told her to stop and i can't believe she listened to you she should listen to me it's for her own good i don't need her coming back and be like so wait on episode four at uh season two at 23 minutes you was talking about how you're not really happy oh sis

and you just recapped it right here on this episode on the holiday episode sis ho ho ho you're not gonna get no gifts this year exactly well i'm not anyway the way i've been acting are real exchanging gifts no oh sis i meant to say this to you um i can't afford to get you a gift this year so please don't give me a present what i'm sure you already bought me a gift in which case i will scrape some coins together we're doing secret santa what are you talking about i don't even know who i have do we know i know who i have oh shoot all right well i'm gonna check the email because you need to check right now sis let me check it you know the wi-fi is slow here so and i don't want to be weird but yeah bitch i got you for secret santa wow well the secret is out

no run me run me whatever wait did you really get me for secret santa yes well then that means okay well let me just make sure i got you so i don't have to buy you two gifts you know what i mean like if you had bought me a gift and i got somebody else for secret santa i wasn't gonna also get you a gift i feel like our friendship is separate from the group right but that that's two gifts so are you gonna throw me in a pile of white women yes i'm throwing exactly the guest is like no listen um i'm i don't even know how to check the secret 10 file okay i'm gonna check it after the podcast fix it jesus and figure it out jesus take the wheel and take my gift because i want something be a gift card because i need money what the hell

were you an expert in uh besides scaring little boys with my voice i was an expert at fraud this week um oh get into it i'm gonna just get into it allegedly i'm gonna say allegedly because then you can't prove that i actually did it um so sydney and i were traveling to philadelphia oh yes uh-huh and um i bought a bus ticket for the wrong day since you really gonna put this on a podcast sure sure sure i mean they know that we're poor they know we take the bus they'll be watching their insta stories we are quite so we we i got the ticket for the wrong day called the bus company and i was like hey i can we change the dates and they were like no they're non-refundable and i was like i need my i need my money back and they're like you're not gonna get it back and i was like

Let me jump on Chase online real quick. Find the number to Chase. Called them and was like, my card was compromised. Chase was like, so what is this last transaction? I was like, nope, send me my money back. And Chase was like, okay, we're going to have to cancel your card and send you a new one. And I was like, wait, no. I still need to be able to swipe for things.

No, sis. You know I don't carry cash. They take the whole thing down. And then there's a meme of somebody sleeping in a bed real comfortably. And I was like, that's Marie. It's Donald Duck. their card has been declined so they told me it was gonna take first they told me 10 days and i was like 10 days that's gonna be 2018 and they're like five to seven days and i was like can i just

go to the bank and they're like no but they don't print them no more because you know they got the chip in them now so i've been without card for several days i've been in a fraud situation as well you committed fraud or somebody stole your identity well not fraud but like i was i was at a place a well-known place and i was switching tags and i got caught wow this is a truly this is a bonus episode conversation yeah if you want to hear this story about me almost getting caught and thrown in jail uh you got to go to patreon for bonus episodes look for the unofficial expert on patreon let's get to this guest right here get into it because i'm not even looking on this side because you really there's too much melanin in the room going on like great amazing hold on let

us introduce you then we're gonna give you full body cam okay uh she is um she's a writer she's a comedian she is our stalking expert but then also i feel like you're a bunch of other things slash slash it up slash lots of things city what slash would you throw in there i'm gonna i'm gonna say uh doing the most slash doing the most i'll accept that uh she's our i'm super excited to have you here it's rashida crackett rashida how you doing queen i feel really good and i'm always happy to see you too yes i feel like i haven't seen you since we did awkward sex in the city together yeah it

hasn't we the last time we've worked together was awkward sex in the city that was and you told a messy story there girl i was still in a no i was fresh out of my relationship then but my ex showed up yeah there was a guy there with you and heckled the life out of me that was my ex-boyfriend so wait you had a you had your old piece come through to heckle you bitch someone had to record the set oh my god wait you had him as a cameraman oh you are so rude she is the rude expert oh you were slash rude well let's talk about what she got on okay she came in uh victoria's secret lingerie she threw a la perla she threw a la perla uh asian product tour here's the thing y'all see the way marie and sydney be in these streets

i look like dust regularly yes and i have turtlenecks on i have a turtleneck on right now sis you got your whole clavicle chest nipple out my whole nariola nipples and areola and i'm gonna tell you this right now because i didn't want to be up in here looking raggedy on the the and here i am looking like a dust bunny chance i'm in here fucking it up i'm i'm somebody's auntie grandmother on top of layers of dust as well stop it she looks great she had her best wig on i look like that is a good wig sid i have a hat on top of it because you can't see the part so sydney and marie both look beautiful as they always you lie rashida no she got on a skinny jean she got on like a and you threw on the belt why are you even throwing the belt we don't even

need the belt because i don't i don't want my pants to fall okay well hold on hold on but she has like she's giving us jennifer lopez versace dress neckline sis so the neck goes down to the belly i'm not even gonna call you sis because i don't even look at you like that so i'm not family no more god damn your skin looks great rashida can you tell us a little bit about you like what you're doing after this who are you where you come from um i'm from new york i mean brooklyn originally long island grew up there um started doing comedy after years of disappointing my parents in other ways oh wow i mean just like i could tell by your headline like you graduated school you graduated like high school and college you can tell by my edges i graduated her hair is

giving us janelle monae yes it is yes but my body is given like stepchild kardashian no no no no no no nathan sana did you say sana nathan she said sana nathan yes she did yes you did because whatever okay that must be another sana and she's gorgeous i'll be bootleg sana no you're not bootleg that's you sis i'm telling you it's not lathan you're sana nathan nathan nathan yeah okay so you are our stalking expert can you take us through the story hold on wait i just want people to know that the way you look you should not be stalking nobody people should be stalking that's not that's not what it's about sydney um if you listen you would get the story sis she was stalked i was stalked and not and when i say stalked i don't mean oh girl he was driving past my block

unannounced no he needs to stop playing i he you know he better not be doing that shit no i mean And, like, lawyers, judges, cops cease and desist decrees. Oh, decrees. Decrees. Do we have to pull out some tissue? No, I think he's in jail now. I'm fine. So we good.

All right. Yes. First 48. Here you go. Honey, it was a really stressful time in my life. Well, I'll say this. At the time, I was living in Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Stressful right there. Yeah, that's the place. It sounds like power plants and smoke. and that's what it was giving and when you are a young black woman just trying to be popping and find love it's very challenging in a city like pittsburgh so i'm like all right what kind of dudes were in pittsburgh it was like i feel like coal miners or something i mean it was a lot of engineers a lot of pittsburgh steelers and a lot of nothing okay i feel like they wear like i feel like they wear a lot of like fleece jackets to dinner dates vests too like bubble vests yeah

vest coats you know yeah there was there was a fair amount of that but like bubble vests with like long johns and then like tattoos on their face and neck what it's wiz khalifa think wiz yes that's what yeah but wiz looks like a crackhead lesbian yes he does and you know what on behalf of all the lesbians including myself that was rude we don't look like that did you hear what i said a crackhead lesbian chill sis okay i need you to close your mouth and open your ears i i honestly i don't even want him to be associated with lesbians so you've never met a hideous lesbian never in your life have you met a lesbian that you were like uh sir yo people are gonna be in our mentions right now because of that comment please

all the shade i've thrown beyonce and no one's said anything to me yet oh okay so you couldn't meet a pittsburgh stealer because they're all dating white women so i tried my luck tell it and don't be afraid my truth is my truth so i go online and i'm thinking okay this is where i'm going to find love so i go on this really reputable website called sugardaddy.com and that's where i and full circle we talked about sugardaddy.com like many episodes ago and our sugardaddy expert uh-huh she's still using that she's still using it oh well i am not any longer because of this particular instance maybe i need to have a conversation with her because i was hustling back just listen to her episode it was messy but like there were facts

there but also y'all don't look the same so god damn it's different if you were in a different league it's different you're the beyonce to her no you don't even do it latoya luckett who just got married she looks amazing she looks great but i'm still saying like don't everybody really know i did a movie with latoya i love latoya very much what you do shout out to them credits girl Oh, okay. Shout out to that IMDB. Okay, their resume. Yes.

It was a Lifetime movie called Seasons of Love. Seasons of Love. Yeah, it was beautiful. But, okay, so I go. I should not be plugging these projects while I'm telling this messy-ass story. No, we're going to watch. You're telling the truth, though. So, I get on this website, and I meet a gentleman.

Let's call him Bob. So, is Bob the first person that you met, or did you meet anybody else on this website? I mean, a couple of people hit me up. and it's really weird because it's like you have to post pictures and you have to tell people about yourself and you're on this sugar daddy website and they're expecting you to say what your terms are well what were your terms yeah did you do a little contract i i was i was very afraid so i'm having conversations with my girlfriends and i'm like well what do you do you have they're offering um like like uh what do you call those like ranges of money that you would want okay wait wait have

monthly stipend oh okay yes but wait have your friends are your friends on the website are you just asking regular degular chicks that go to work from nine to five because they are not the ones you talk to you gotta talk to your soddy friends yeah i was just gonna say let me let me be a thousand percent clear i have no regular degular friends all my friends are bad bitches i'm gonna say they bad bitches but are they on sugardaddy.com they don't need to be they are in sugardaddy.life like okay but where do they mean they do that just they they boys don't have cousins their daddy didn't have like a son for you well here's here's what probably pushed me to god i'm telling all my business to the edge on this john so i had a girlfriend who was married to um her husband

played for the browns and um that's cleveland which was the closest thing to pittsburgh that i could find more black people and she had introduced me to one of her husband's teammates he ended up with a white girl and i was like okay fuck this like he and i didn't work out he ended up how long did you guys hang out for a date several months but he was still very much stuck on his ex-girlfriend oh yeah so you were just in a bad situation and i wasn't meeting anybody you wasn't set up to win i wasn't set up to win he was a sweet sweet i mean sure still is a sweet sweet guy okay well off off the record we'll give us his name at the end of the podcast i want to see what she looks i want to see the white wife yeah me too which is not the white

ex-girlfriend that he was stuck on but it doesn't even matter though it doesn't even matter new beige yeah 50 shades of okay go ahead so a couple of dudes had hit me up but i didn't really know what i was doing so i was like you know when they would talk to me if they weren't normal if they was just on some stuff like why are you on the website or like what are you looking for i wouldn't be able to answer those kinds of questions you need a consultant i needed a consultant you need a consultant but if a dude stepped to me and he was just like hey you're beautiful i know how to respond to that but if they're like you know because my girlfriend was just like that's a cat call right there but it's typed i'm from brooklyn so let me have that yes thank you for

a written catcall. Yer. Y-E-R-R-R-R-R. Yer. Yer. So my girlfriend was like, everything to the max. Like, say you want

the max amount of money, don't be on your nickel and dime and just say. What's the max amount of money like a million? I think it's like 10 grand a month. Like, what's your allowance?

Marie. Like 10 grand a month. Marie. Sid. Marie. Sid. We've been here all this time. I've been here 10 grand tips.

Any list. We've been friends for three years. When have you, listen, do we sign up after? Yeah, let's do it after. Let's sign me up after.

to this through well what was your profile picture what what photos did you have up low key i think i catfished i think i googled pretty brown skin girls and whatever popped up that looked like it could have been me i think i use those oh that's what i'm gonna do too sis because you know i'm in these streets yeah and i don't need people like what if my dad or my dad wouldn't be spending money on a bitch that's what you what's his name arthur you don't know what arthur doing on the side so i mean i just didn't want people to see my face on the website okay that makes sense talking about it on a podcast so i guess it doesn't matter at this point this is all alleged yeah this is this is all alleged so bob hits me up and he's like hey

i'm like hey he lives in la i'm living in pittsburgh beautiful is bob black or white Bob is a black man. Robert. Bob is a black man. Okay. And he's a smidge older than me. Smidge, sis. About 16 years.

About 16 years older than me. You bitch, you said smidge. Smidge. You got a lot of nerve. You got all of the nerve. But he's great. Let's give him. Who would play Bob in a movie?

Shit. In your Bob's life, who would play Bob in a movie? Samuel L. Jackson. No, he had a better body than Samuel L. Jackson. Denzel Washington. Denzel doesn't have a good body, sis. In Train Today. From the neck down, he had a good body, but the face looked like he lived.

The face was what? I'm sorry. From the neck down, he was decent. The face was a struggle. The face was a struggle. What was the face? Are Eddie Winslow? What was the face giving us?

We'll Google him after this. Okay. And find a mugshot. If you just want to type into our phone right here. Into the database. No, I'm just going to say his name, bitch. No, no, no. We won't.

We don't use names here. I was going to say, Sydney can't really read that well. Shut up. Jesse! Okay, so keep going. So he and I are just conversing. Thank you for not saying conversate. Because that's not a word.

Okay. And we're conversing and, you know, we're kind of like developing a friendship. And he was like, I want you to come to L.A. and visit me. How many conversations? How deep? How many days or convos had passed? This is after like a week. Did he say he was going to pay for the plane ticket?

He knew he didn't need to say that. And that was unequivocal from the beginning. Right. so he um he goes and offers me a plane ticket and i was like well i don't want to go without i don't want to go oh since he looks like mouse from jamie foxx i'm done with the both of you right now pause pause the podcast and just look up the jamie foxx show and look up the character he's giving me oh he's not badly he just looks like he hits people and he does and he's a violent person he looks violent he looks like he needed you know what let me you're also looking at a

mugshot though his mugshot wasn't on the website i mean lindsey lohan has several cute mugshots yeah rihanna has a mugshot and her shit was flawless rihanna's mugshot you talk about the one where she got beat she didn't get arrested no also wasn't a good photo yeah she's also i was like damn she got the kylie lip kit on oh my god y'all ain't right go ahead y'all wrong we're listening so he um starts sending me gifts to kind of like oil me up what kind of gifts out to la so first of all i was calling it i was calling it gift giving tuesday which is basically just the time from when he got paid on friday to when he would fedex the shit to when it would get to my office on tuesday hashtag gift giving tuesday every tuesday it would be a nice new

gift sometimes it would just be like a box with like something small in it and a card and just like literal cash. Like he would be sending cash through the mail. Once I threw out $300 because I did not know that he put $300 in the box. I was about to say, oh, you a Nola Darling just giving the money back? What's wrong with you? I was digging through. He bought

me an iMac. A computer? A desktop. A desktop. An iMac. Wait, a whole desktop? Desktops. It's not even a laptop. Well, yeah, he bought me the desktop and he threw $300 in the box, but I was just expecting the desktop.

so i take the computer out throw the box out i'm speechless and he was like um and i was like can you send me and i asked him for money for a thing and he was like i just sent you 300 and i was like no you didn't you're a liar and he was like rashida i just threw 300 in the box i'm like why would you put it in an envelope i have to go that's rude that's that's drug money drug dealers throw things loose like that just just loosely loose money so after a couple of gifts god i'm trying to think of what he got me that got me out to la it was a pair ysl shoes that's not enough sis for la no for your whole life she's a pair of yls shoes it was an iphone and it was the computer okay the computer was like you heard that listeners a desktop not a laptop

and it was a computer and a two thousand dollar three thousand dollar computer and it was like you know you come to la we'll go to the beverly shutter we'll go shopping we'll have a good time so we get i get out to la the moment i get off the plane he comes and he picks me up i immediately take a picture of his um plate his license absolutely send it to my mom and my friends i was gonna let you know that i've had friends that do that you what you say is hey my best friend has to come too that's what you do you got rashida still alive i know but just in case you do it again sydney and marie are available we are very available to escort you for those listening I mean, I wear a size seven and a half.

I think that's 37, the European size. Not going to lie, me and my girlfriends kind of fuck that money up a little bit. But there's more. There's more. There's more. Keep going. Keep going. So we get to LA.

We get to the hotel. And I was like, I want a separate room from you. And he was like, Rashida, I don't want to give you another room. Like, I don't, I don't, basically, he was just like, well, we need to be together. We don't, I don't want us to be apart. And I was like, okay, fuck you. I'm paying for this other room. So you get out there, get your own.

How much is the room? The room is like 300, 400 bucks. I wouldn't have it. I wouldn't have it. That was the box. He just gave me money. But that's my money now. It's not his money.

It's not ours. As soon as it gets to my hand, that's in my account. Yeah, yeah. But here's the real... The real tea? I'm going to get... You said, are you going to get more? I'm just going to get more.

So, I get the room. The gag is... The gag is... I'm just going to get more. So, I sleep in my room, and now I'm sleeping comfortably. We go out. We get breakfast the next morning. He takes me shopping.

Where do you go? We went to the Beverly Center. We went, I don't know, bought me some shoes, some jewelry, a nice watch. What kind of watch? A Michelle watch. And then he takes me to- How much money did he spend that day? A couple thousand.

A couple thousand. But here's also the thing. It's your baby hairs, honestly. He would drive around with wads and wads of money in his glove compartment. At any moment did you think, I might get shot? Yeah, or killed. Not just shot, but killed. Sounds like a drive-by situation.

maybe no no no not for a moment did i think that no not one second wow well what kind of car was it he drove a pmw and that's not the kind of car i'm gonna die and i'm gonna be in a maserati when i die this was this was years ago i want suicide do you want to be in a lambo i mean the last time that uh brianna was in a car with suicide doers you know what happened it was almost a homicide exactly so wait crazy so he takes me he's like we're driving around and he takes me to the audi dealership and he was like i want you to test drive these cars because i was living in pittsburgh i wasn't happy he was telling me you could move to la and live with like and live out here with me test drive some audi's sis can you drive yes i can drive i'm from new york but yes i can oh

yeah but you have like a new york driver's license what does that mean bitch yes i do you can't parallel park i know i drive i mean i was also just annoyed because while you're sitting here wasting time taking me to drive these cars you can actually be spending money on me doing real things because you're not gonna buy this car for me right now right let's just go shopping again okay pay for a spot yeah now you're just wasting my time get my toes done give me some new toes okay probably some new toes he takes me to meet his parents what wait on the first trip yeah he takes me to meet that's a red flag i have to show you these pictures are the parents yes because they wanted to take pictures how did he introduce you he said this is my girlfriend

rashida wow and rashida you said okay pleasure to meet you if you said pleasure to meet i'm like she's hired she's definitely she's a pleasure to meet pleasure to meet you hired and i mean it was actually really nice to like see where his parents live and like see what kind you know at the time where did his parents live they lived in like on in the suburbs of la they had a really beautiful home very nice they had an attic and whatnot yeah basement a little porch that's how you know that's money attic yep live in a cul-de-sac okay even though like his parents were older like his mom still like rocked well stepmom still like rocks her louis bags like she was well that's the stepmom she's a new mom yeah of course she's rocking the cute stuff i don't think his mom and

dad were ever married well i mean he had he had a a listserv of issues damn so we get back home like we get back to the hotel right next morning he's dropping me off at the airport and so wait how long were you there for just the weekend one weekend one weekend okay so you you did all the damage and then you had to check a bag yeah and i mean we were leaving and i was just like can i have some money how much you give you maybe like seven eight hundred dollars seven or eight hundred dollars weekend no sex what happened he asked me how much i wanted and here's if you're gonna do this ladies you gotta be sure like me speak to the listeners speak hear me out if you're gonna do this don't be like me be better than me you can't be shy and timid about taking money

somebody's money because that's what you're there to do i was very shy and timid about it i would be like babe can i have some money and he would be like how much and i'll be like i don't know a couple of hundred he's like what's a couple of hundred i'm like i don't know like had i asked for 700 or seven or 1700 it would have been the same thing so just be like all of it whatever you got in your wallet give it to me like out of good fellas that that when she did the stack thing with her fingers that much just stop asking for it don't be nickeling down how much money this much that much about one to two inches between your fingers what are we doing we're doing it wrong sid what are we fucking no guys you're doing the right thing trust me

so i'm looking at you with my eyes open and i'm like no we're not no we're doing it sitting you're doing it wrong i know i'm doing it wrong i'm fully wrong all the way wrong sucking all my teeth okay sucking my poor ass teeth picking my dusty toes right now wait so wait so i go back to pittsburgh a couple of weeks later gift giving tuesday is still a thing and one night middle of the night he calls me and he's like i gotta like i gotta go i'm moving to atlanta and i was like like right now he was like yeah so he got into a huge altercation with a gentleman in his work now it's important for me to say he has his money he has this money because his father owns a shipping company like a transporting company and he works for his father's transporting company

when you say transporting company it sounds like he's transporting drugs yeah he sounds like a mule i don't know i don't i don't know what they do he manages mules yes i don't know i don't know anything about the mule depot i know nothing about any of that mule mart yeah mule mart mules r us i know nothing about mules r us okay and um he got into an argument with one of his co-workers which was one of his father's employees and i guess it got like physical and he was like first of all your fist fighting at work is come on man a little crutch a little cray so i was like and also a little cray so you're just gonna up pick up your life and move from la to atlanta in the drop of a dime that's what rich people do but he just packed up his car and left it wasn't like he hired movers

or anything oh he was on the run sis that's what it felt like to me and he was like no i have he just started like going crazy like no i have to be free for me and i have to be free for my son and i was like wait what like are you he has a son who lived in um st louis and he never really saw his son he didn't have a great relationship with his ex-wife and he would also talk to me about his ex-girlfriend who was a dancer up in vegas who um he didn't have a good relationship with like they had a really terrible breakup and i knew it was about money so i was like there were a number of red flags but that was like the biggest red flag for me yeah i mean red flags you can ignore them for a couple hundred dollars a week you can you can

ignore new sunglasses i've ignored red flags just to blind me from the light of the flag all right i've ignored red flags which is fucked up when i was a kid i'm grown now and smarter hopefully wiser so they say now he moves to atlanta and he's like well now you're gonna i want you to move with me to atlanta so he flies me down to atlanta i don't like i don't get a separate hotel room this time but we do get separate beds it was two it was two full beds it was two full beds i asked him to get two full beds so he wouldn't sleep with me so i think it's very important to know that i never slept with this man i never slept with this man once we were together for four months and i never slept with him but it was a bit of a part-time job because we had this long

distance relationship and every day i had to like check in with him and email him and just like stroke his big stupid ego and in return he would call up nordstrom's while i was there and just give him give them the credit card that's a great job that's a great job i feel the same way okay but my problem is with situations like this why do women buy things just give me the money so i have the money in my account sydney what would you be doing with the money sid because i feel like a friend of ours i'm not gonna say no names used to make a lot of money at their job and doesn't have any of that money left well here's the thing i was also doing drugs and alcohol on a regular basis so i said a friend i didn't even say i'm talking about myself

they know you have no friends marie they know you're talking about me you blew your own spot up well i'll say this sometimes when a guy is spending money on you you have to let them spend the money on you the way they feel comfortable spending it and that's just the real like i've dated guys and they don't want to just put money in your hand they want to take you out to nice dinners they will help you set up an llc but they wouldn't just give you the money to set up an llc You know what I mean? But there are some guys who are just like that. You have to just let these men spend the money on you.

Pay for a dot com for me. Dot com. I mean, we've done that. Buy me some stock. We've done that. A bitcoin. Give me a bitcoin in this bitch. Buy me a bitcoin, bitch.

So Atlanta happened. And Atlanta was actually a really good time. We went shopping again. Lashita, did you give it up? I never fucked him. Never? Never fucked him. Let me tell you the fucking truth.

Did you ever touch his dick, though? you never touched it i've seen his dick it just didn't get anywhere near my person in a way like i've seen and touched his dick you touched it the gag is it gags you i would tell y'all if i fucked did you sit on his face yes you did she nodded she nodded thank you she just wanted the truth because people be like no i didn't do nothing i'll be like when you say nothing you mean something you mean something you didn't do anything i said i didn't have sex with him let me tell you what i did do which was kind of fucked up oh yes i'm in this relationship quote unquote for four months and we weren't having any sex so there was this other guy who i was like i have a friend that's

doing that right now yeah but um there's another guy in atlanta that you want to go see there was a guy in atlanta that i went to go and see and with the same shit because with the same money i hope he isn't listening to this because he would kill me he's not listening they don't have itunes like i would use the money that he would give me to fly the guy up from atlanta to pittsburgh to like i mean a ticket to atlanta is not that cheap it wasn't expensive it's fine this kind of sounds like one of my stories wait so again i got everything that i deserved after this okay well so then what happens so um i start to feel really badly about this you are a victim do not do not blame yourself sis this is not your fault uh Rashida what were you wearing what did you have

on did you have this on because if you did I'm like yeah I would have did it too and I mean I was like talking shit one night kind of just like flirting with Bob and I was like you should come up to Pittsburgh and he was like okay and just got in his car and drove up from Atlanta to Pittsburgh wow and I was like wait no like so on the drive up I'm like wait you you're really coming and he was like yeah i'm like where are you gonna stay you can't stay in my apartment and he was like why and i was like well you don't pay bills here so you can't stay here like i was beautiful x x perfectly executed yeah but you know that would make me drive even faster i'm not paying no fucking bills bitch what you think i've been sending you money for girl that's the money

for the bills well his thing was this because we did have a conversation about just like an allowance and he didn't want to do that he wanted to spend money on me how much was your rent At the time, living in Pittsburgh, my rent was $650. What? Bitch, I'm getting a ticket one way to Pittsburgh right now. Can we do an unofficial excerpt from Pittsburgh? I don't know if they have Wi-Fi there. $650?

And I lived in the cutest apartment with French doors, washer and dryer. It was really beautiful. I love French doors. It was so beautiful. But I didn't tell him that my rent was that little. I lied and told him my rent was more. Of course. How much?

Probably like $1,200 or $1,600. And we talked about like me quitting my job because I was really unhappy and he knew I wanted to be an actress and him just like giving me allowance. But we were trying to set a number every month. So that was like invest in that future. Invest in that. That was me trying to leverage. Well, you don't pay bills here, so you can't stay here.

I was such a brat. I was also in my early 20s just being an ass. I love it. I love everything that you're saying. Yeah, it really made me happy. All right. so the gag is now i'm saying that now the gag is so he comes and gets a hotel and the hotel is walking distance from my apartment that's rude and i'm like he knows where i live and i never

gave him my address he does he was sending you stuff he was sending it to my job i worked 45 minutes outside of where i so you're telling me you never put a pin you never dropped the pin on the phone you're telling me that this was eight years ago you're telling me that you sent he was sending a desktop to your job he sent the desktop to my job and what did your co-worker oh okay Rashida no no no the co-workers were like oh we're all getting new laptops the only person I never wanted to give him my address but the only person who really knew was the person who handled the mail and the person who handled the mail was just like the homie so she was all in on gift given Tuesday bitch she would be like oh she was like since you got some gift given Tuesday

well if you want this between me and you uh I think I need a gift sometimes I would be like yo she not getting this gift not today y'all ain't right no i mean i was communicating with him every day he was sending me tracking numbers i was gonna get it but um so he found your address and he got i didn't even know this hotel existed that's how i know it was a motel it was a it was a nice hotel but like it was a 7-eleven it was a real 7-eleven it was an airbnb it was like one of those hotels that only had like three or four rooms in it like a house that had been converted into a little victorian had been converted little wraparound porch yes it was hostile since it was in a hospital well he

wasn't coming to stay with me so he was gonna have to figure it out but it was at that point i was like oh shit he knows where i live he has like he just knows things so he bought me a louis bag when he came up and i was didn't wait wait so you saw him he bought you a louis bag or he brought a louis bag to where you live he bought a louis bag up with him from atlanta okay as a for some little lennox mall purchase yeah but i didn't i wasn't 100 in love with the louis bag and i told him is it the one that had the cherries on it no it was um just like a neverfull but the small one yeah no i don't know and it was it would like stab me in the shoulder it was like i didn't love it you don't have a louis $1,300 spent horribly wrong yeah and that's how i felt

i can't with you you're over here like no no that's not for me and because i was a fucking brat there would have been there were times like when he sent me to ysl pumps i was like they're just not doing anything for me did you send a gift receipt like because i didn't like his taste i would strangle you i was such a brat i would kill you did you hear what he said i didn't like his taste that shit he liked that i was just a bratty fucking princess so the more he would be like that's what you did sis until he had that uppercut on you honey until he bus driver you gonna learn today wait i just i want to hear about when it turned okay so this after the new york excuse me after the pittsburgh trip i was like okay i don't treat him well i need to break this off so i

started feeling really really wait you said you don't treat him well i don't i'm so i was awful to him did you not hear all you're like i can't do this anymore because it's not you it's me literally it's me and like we had a couple of conversations about how i just wasn't happy and i felt like like this is why we can't have nice things no and then the gifts were like slowly starting to roll back i think because it had been four months and i hadn't fucked them the gifts weren't coming every tuesday like they used to it was like every other tuesday or yeah like a random one or it would just be like come back down to atlanta and i'll take you shopping but i don't want to send you this gift like i would send him links to shit and he

would be like just come down here and i'll take you shopping i'll you're sending him your you're sending him your amazon wish list oh oh he was getting a neiman marcus wish list on the regular on the regular because we didn't have a neiman's in pittsburgh and he would be like just come down to atlanta and i'll take you shopping i'm like well i don't want to leave and i got stuff to do up here and he's like no you don't just come so i just felt like really forced to like he really wanted to fuck me and i didn't want to fuck him and i started feeling bad so she did now i don't know your lineup of dudes you've had sex with but could you you couldn't have given a little something i probably should have he would have acted so much better like this is what i'm this

is what i have a problem with women be like i'm not gonna have sex for money but i'm like you used to sleep with somebody who slept on the floor like they didn't even have a bed like you slept with people for no money for no money and they had no bed they had no bed no she my question and you got right down there on the floor with his raggedy but my question for you is you said that you've sat on his face after that happens how do you then go back to your your full bed across the room and we sleep in the same bed that night and he just cuddled me but look you've never had a situation like that and i just rolled over you can you can uh you can eat me out but that's it you've never had a situation like that not with somebody that i definitely didn't want to bang in

a hotel where we spent the night it's it's like wham bam sit on the chair leave right she stayed the night well we had a different kind i mean we had a different arrangement marie where the fuck was i gonna go i don't know that's why i'm asking you you're crazy because i'd be afraid that i would wake up dead like every day i'm not gonna lie i was a little every so often i would be like a little afraid did you sleep with one eye open like you didn't sleep i would just stay the whole night did you bring a silk scarf or not yeah did you wrap your hair yeah i did great i wrapped my hair and i and i did sleep with one eye open i would just be afraid that he gonna take it that's it exactly just wake up like i gotta just wake up and be like well we could do this the easy way

oh my god you know what i never i was young i would never thought i'd never considered that that's who are you who is your friend i'd never consider that i mean my girlfriends were telling me girl just i was like well we don't have any chemistry she was like if you don't get some fucking liquid chemistry okay just some liquid chemistry and i was like no it's never gonna happen so i get it i get it like i don't want to sound like we're forcing you like no you guys kind of i feel really bullied right now to have had sex with this man eight years ago no no i'm surprised listen i applaud you for getting all these things and then four months of no no dick it's interesting how good dudes how like well men behave when you ain't fucking them that's crazy

because you know everything everything in the news right now is saying differently yeah saying that shout out to matt lauer when you ain't fucking them they they tend to act martin barbara kelly what's his name mario mario tolly you say i'm gonna take shout out to bill cosby so i'm gonna take it okay so well so i sent him a text message and i'm like listen this isn't working out i'm not happy you're not happy i'm not good to you i really think that you should just move on blah blah blah yeah and initially he was like okay cool you know if you need anything let me know i wish you a lifetime of happiness and i was that's a reflex is a lifetime of happiness i mean your lifetime about to be cut short girl that's lifetime movie yes so girl then

about maybe two minutes later he sends me a text message or like he calls me and he was like i just wanted to check in to make sure this is what you want to do are you sure this is what you want to do he lock and load in that gun he's like he's cleaning it city are you loading a musket right i am i am maria you know it's not funny because this is my life i know well you alive it was almost your dentist yeah so i was like yes i'm sure this is what i want to do so then he goes nuts that i go to bed that night i wake up the next morning 19 missed phone calls 12 voice messages he's talking crazy what are you saying do you have any boxes do you have any bags you need to send me back my things so now he wants all my things these are my things these are my and that's what i said

I'm like, Bob, I've sold them already on eBay. I was like, Bob, seriously, your things? Are you going to walk around in a pair of Louboutins and a Louis bag and a Michelle watch? You're like, what you going to do with this? Yeah, it's so bitch work. But you and I both know this isn't for you. This isn't for you. And he was like, Rashida, I'm not going to drop it.

You need to send me back these things. So it turned into, initially, I was like, no, fuck that. He's just bluffing. So the next day, he calls me. Oh, he sent me a text message. he said who is blah blah blah and blah blah blah was my father's name he went and found my father online found my father's phone number called my dad at 6 a.m in the morning and basically said um i was my name is bob i was in a relationship with your daughter rashida um i bought her a

bunch of gifts because i thought i was gonna marry her she broke up with me and now she needs to send me this get these gifts back before we have a problem what did what did arthur called your dad What did Arthur say? Arthur called me and Arthur was like, Rashida, who's this guy Bob crying on my shoulder talking about he was going to marry you and you need to send him back? He was crying? He was crying. Oh, no.

To the dad? Yeah. Also, I just... My dad didn't know the whole tea. Like, my dad didn't know he was this much older than me. My dad didn't know we met on sugardaddy.com. He told your dad that too? He did not.

Well, that was nice of Bob not to really spill your own shit. Well, I think it would have made my father, because it just made me sound like a gold digger and not like a gold digger with a man who was looking for some young pussy like we were both wrong hold on hold on let's let's recreate the phone call but like with my dad sydney go ahead you can be uh bob and i'm gonna be my dad go ahead i can't can we not do this uh is this uh samuel faustine eh what is this samuel uh i just get layoff i'm not donating anything that's so stupid my dad my dad's picking up i mean this went on y'all are assholes

wait this this went on for weeks like he kept calling my dad your dad he kept calling just being crazy and calling i wish bob would have fucked around with me i'm like i ain't got no dad so you go call nigga i mean he was harassing my family next thing i know family either who are you gonna call you're gonna have to call marie like you laugh wait wait wait you laugh he was calling my friends and just cussing him out he was he was just calling my friends i'm cussing him out you nigga bitch because he bought me an iphone so i had a phone that i had he and then i had my iphone and then i had an ipad so all three of my of my devices have now been hacked and are being used by him

my personal cell phone but all of like all of my emails my social media accounts he never had the passwords but he reset all of the passwords i guess you can like say that you forgot your password yeah and then just like reset or keep trying to put it in and then if you put it in you get locked out he locked all my linkedin girl how you lock how you he was playing with the linkedin it took me a year and a half to realize he fucked with the linkedin too because i did not even know nobody had time bitch wait called nordstrom's up the same nordstrom's that he would be calling up to like give them his credit card to say that i um to like pay for things for me reported the card stolen he was paying for personal training classes

for me called up the boxing gym, reported the card stolen. Yo, you played a lot of games. Okay, so he's a fan of the fraud, allegedly, but I also committed. Calling everything fraud. And I was like, okay, I'm going to send him back some stuff because this demon is really like fucking with my

future life. Yeah, so what things did you did you just throw a bunch of things in a box or did you like... There were two shipments. I sent back the iPad. I sent back the iPhone. I sent back the Louis bag. I sent back, like, one of those really expensive, it was like a $400 fucking flat iron he bought me i sent back the watch i sent back some jewelry gosh he um gave

me blueprints for a house that he wanted to build me i stuffed the box he sent you a little a shiba charade chateau charade he sent me a chateau charade blueprint bitch yo i watch out guys watch out i almost died that house was banging bitch yeah but chateau charade like the driveway was never completed so he sent me a chateau i fucking hate y'all i don't know if you guys watch real housewives of atlanta just google chateau charade i sent back like ten thousand dollars worth of stuff and the only thing i didn't send back was the computer because i was like if i sent back the computer as it is now he'll have access to too much of like my information right did you really send that shit i wouldn't have said i would like this shit is burnt i burned

everything it is trash i would have angela bassett that shit and be like it's gone i'll send back ash i'll send him ash i'm like that's the shit that's the shit that's it well here's the okie joke so soon after because then he can't do nothing what are you gonna do is that all the crap he's been doing no sydney he was crazy because here's what happened i youtube i searched him on yahoo before we started dating and i didn't find anything you should have used you on yahoo you little being bitch what's wrong with you i didn't know that it was different i googled him after y'all got me screaming in these people's ears i'm sorry we're gonna turn it down don't worry i'm sorry so i googled him after he started acting crazy and found like

court dockets he's done this before so he says i can't believe you yahooed him yeah i didn't know that nobody out of everything you said you said yahooed i was like nobody says nobody says nobody says i can't i do not follow no one says i need a yahoo years ago you still gotta google that we weren't googling like you would be embarrassed to say that you googled a person back then tiana taylor had a song google me baby you wasn't googling a thousand years ago you're right that's when the song was probably on the radio while you were yahooing him and i yahoo searched him and nothing came up and then when i google searched him a bitch found court documents from texas and i was like oh he's not to be fucked with so i was genuinely afraid so what did my car

got vandalized my father's car got vandalized he was not fucking around he would have killed me he like i had to go back to atlanta for my girlfriend's wedding oh can we take one step back yeah yeah yeah we got time so my girlfriend was getting married in atlanta but she was having her bachelorette in miami for a weekend i was like i need three thousand dollars so i can host my girlfriend's bachelorette that's cute bob when we were on good terms that's cute i need three thousand dollars so i can so i can host my girlfriend's but so i can host marie you wouldn't dare since i'd get that we fucked that i get that three thousand dollars and be like since i can't come to your best we fucked that money up now we can't re-up private chef bitch oh we was fucking

that money up so much 3 000 just 3 000 well i mean everybody kind of brought i wouldn't have been able to do what they did had i not taken his money it's the point like we just fucked that so they all needed to get a powwow to get you out of this situation you were like remember that time miami that was yeah absolutely that was him so since it's time to put your brains together so we can get out of this match so we can get out of this we my girlfriend was fine because that was the one she was getting married to the dude who played for the browns okay so like she was she was good she was so she didn't even need the three thousand dollars yeah they was getting money but like i needed it because i wasn't getting it and he i was only getting it from him you know at one

point in our relationship he was i was like you know is that what you were really gonna call it i know like you keep saying our team in your team in our team he i was like you know you're not sending me gifts as much anymore and he was like well whatever i buy you you should be able to get for yourself and i was like what what the fuck i need you for what the fuck do i need what the fuck do i need you for you getting real mad flashbacks anything you getting pdst she can do all things through crisis strengthens her wallet if i don't if i can buy this on my own what the fuck do i need i'm clearly not in it for the good d so like that's true well also rashida this is what i want to say yeah uh also if i had the money to buy this stuff i wouldn't buy this stuff with

my own money i'm using somebody else's money these are things i need these are things why would you spend twelve hundred dollars on shoes that's dumb you use somebody else's money get those shoes if i wear them wear them twice pull a real baller okay boom also then only wear those shoes like three or four times because they're not comfortable people are gonna hate us after this nah they're gonna love us because they're like we're giving them so like they know so much they know things this is guys i am not like this anymore rashida rashida raggedy uh expert raggedy this was so raggedy no but girl this is what happened this happens to people whether you whether they say it or not this happens on a regular basis it does not happen it's never

happened to me it's not us not us girl because we don't do we we pay for our own things and our own ubers because we're because we're idiots yeah well i pay for my own things now and i take pride in paying for my own shit now well yeah you had to go through a whole ordeal i've learned a lot so he broke into your car in pittsburgh and your dad's car in new york i think he was hiring people to bring into our thing because he has the money to hire people oh can i tell you this story yes so when i googled him and recently to just to make sure he's like every so often i google him just to make sure just to make sure you're good and i found that he appealed a court case with his ex-girlfriend so apparently the assault charge that he had that i found initially was um he was

arguing with his ex-girlfriend they were both drunk they were arguing in a parking lot at a grocery store she turns to walk away she gets hit in the back of the head with a stick falls to the ground is being beaten with a stick rolls over to defend herself and starts getting punched in her face oh no a passerby um sees this bob runs off the cops come to his house they see blood on his hands his knuckles are cut up blood on his shirt blood on his shoes this bitch didn't even change his clothes bitch this bitch nigga appeals the case and his defense was on the assault charge well if her back was turned how did she know i hit her you arrogant son of a bitch i mean sydney and we are beefing even if we're beefing and we're arguing in a parking lot and i turn to walk away

and someone else comes running up to beat me upside the head with the fucking stick we still got where's the stick come from so wait when he appealed it did he win i don't i don't know i didn't i don't they hadn't made a decision at the at the they had to think about it though they were like how did she know yeah but um which was somebody else could have done it but if you stand it right there no no i just felt i read that and i was like oh no he's for real crazy first of all he beat up a chick you know in broad daylight in a parking lot in a parking lot parking lot pimping no what kind of parking lot was it was like a path it was a grocery store in a grocery store stop and shop stop and shop at a trader joe's i mean i had a whole food passerby i saw

so it was like there were people enough people it had to be whole foods because those people care y'all stupid and they care i saw it yeah because i came in here to pay three dollars for one tomato and i saw the whole thing yeah well so let me tell you and i end up moving out of pitts moving out of pittsburgh clearly yeah time to get your ass out yes i moved to new york to do some comedy and make my parents proud take my titties and go i took my titties and i dipped and um hurricane Pain Sandy is now happening. You came at a wrong time, sis. Well, yeah.

I was here for that, too. It was bad. We had no lights. People literally had fish in their basement. The ocean just running into your homes. I was dating somebody at the time who lived in a financial district, and it was a mess. Yes. It's messy.

So I fell asleep because there was nothing to do. I roll over, got 1% or 2% battery left because I can't charge my phone. And every so often, after I found out about the violence, after I Googled him, I stopped responding. right and about two years had passed and every so often he would just reach out reach out apologize and be like or send me an email you know i was in the women's shoes section at neiman marcus and i thought of you as crazy as it sounds i miss sending you gifts it's a shame the way things ended like he would just constantly like send me emails and text messages it's a trap yeah and i wouldn't respond because now i know he's violent but he didn't know that i knew that

and i rolled over and i looked at my phone and it was a text from him and it was like rashida how are you and your family holding up in the storm but he had no business knowing that i was in new york because i hadn't talked to him in two years so i was like dragging device on your car oh my god now i'm scared i lost it i think it's time to go rashida i lost it yeah you're putting our lives on the line they need they the people need the unofficial experts so you're fucking up our business in jersey sent help adrian adrian adrian if you're listening oh my god she is adrian girl sent home omg sos sos no but let me tell you because i wasn't responding for two years because i was afraid two years sis you didn't change your phone number i changed my

phone number bitch he got the new number bitch did you not hear me say no i didn't hear you say oh my god if he could find out where my dad lives and my dad's name did your dad give him the new number no my father's unequivocally your dad was like well you need to stop calling me at 6 a.m you just text yeah keep your tears for yourself no my father would never that's fucked up but i hadn't been saying anything because i was so afraid of him and then when i read that text message and i it was just clear that he was never gonna stop stalking me i wrote him back and i was like you know what i sent you back everything you're fucking insane i never want to talk to you again i think you're sick i think you're mentally ill i don't want to hear from you my family doesn't

want to hear from you stop reaching out to us at one percent you said this at one percent i said it was the last that i had and it was worth it and he wrote me back like a crazy psycho bob like he is and he was like i think you don't know who this is this is a white boy from syracuse but it's okay you won't ever hear from me again but he had said that before he said this is a white boy from syracuse i don't even know what that fucking means but he said that and he he's told me before that he would never i would never hear from him again and of course i've heard from him so i was like sitting on ready like all right fuck it like i'm gonna do what i gotta do but then i never heard from him again i to date that was hurricane sandy so what was that 2012 i haven't yet to hear from

him again and i was talking to my girlfriend recently the same one who i got the advice from initially um and i was like i'm having a different issue with a different guy not a stalker when i need to stop he needs to stop texting me stop calling me i don't want to be with you um that was mean and uncalled for but was it a new phone because you can't be telling somebody to stop calling you from the phone they bought you that's just a fact that is that's what it is this new gentleman did not buy me a phone um you slipped you slipping sis yeah you didn't you didn't get him to get you a new phone no no you're foolish i'm disappointed in you um but with that being said he needed to stop calling me and i was like but remember when psych when i stood up to psycho

bob and i told him to stop calling me he stopped calling me and my girlfriend was like girl he in jail he in jail and he lost his possessions bitch that's why he ain't calling you you ain't scaring nobody she's probably right but either way i ain't heard from him and it's been about five years so i'm grateful so wait well i'm also gonna knock on wood so he's in jail i hope not because of you though no no i mean i went to the cops they said that he had to actually hit me and because it was in order to get a restraining order and because it because it was you should have punched yourself in the face you should have gone girl you should have got you a little wine bottle a little chardonnay bottle and and dud what she did in the movie and been like no i can't do that i can't do

that i get a little blood i had lawyers sent him cease and desist decrees it wouldn't stop girl none of that matters you don't do you not watch the movies this show you don't watch lifetime you don't you didn't watch enough this or that movie i said wow this white woman i mean this spanish woman who thinks she's white in this movie you know jennifer lopez is italian now oh yeah i was italian sis that's what we doing that's what she wasn't born in italy okay i see it yeah so that was my getting i haven't been stalked in that way since in that way well we have a couple minutes left how else have you been stalked no i haven't really been stalked since well i see the way you are over here and i might be just don't stop calling i see the way you are

over here and i might be texting you later i can't get you no ysl but adrian she don't mean that i get you some aldo okay no i'll get you some rainbow i got you some steve madden i get you some tin spots y'all ain't y'all ain't i got you some strawberry never gonna be shit strawberry get you some chico get you some bolts get you some burlington cold factory give you some target give you some wet seal tj maxx exactly tj maxx get you some so what did you learn from this like if anybody's listening to this who is currently being stalked or in the process of getting ready to stalk somebody or in the process of sugar daddying what's what tips just give us like a couple like real quick honestly happiness is priceless

that's no you gotta go delete i need money you've been blocked no fuck y'all report us don't do it seriously don't do it i would i don't even online date now because of that i i went to therapy i was who paid for therapy sis my insurance wow marie i just want to know who this is a victim here this is a victim here what did you what did you victim shaming me sis what did you have on at therapy what did you wear did you wear this lingerie you know what wear your nipples out sis guys girl you had to look down and check you were yelling and i was like okay keep yelling keep yelling there's they're sitting good there's tape they're great thank you thank you i'm overwhelmed i've worked hard to look the way i sure did fantastic which is why you have

stalkers looking good but you've had a have you had a i said you look fantastic my home girl the one who the the home girl who gives me my good advice she told me now you are officially a bad bitch because every bad bitch has had a stalker and it kind of i guess we're not no bad bitch what kind of bitches are we we just bitches we're loud everybody want to stop them they always talking too damn much the two muppets from muppets oy vey no happy truly happiness is priceless i work a job now that i love i have a career that i love i do what i enjoy and i make good money you do you a writer go ahead and buy me

a bag yeah girl you didn't bring us no breakfast you got all these jobs and shit i'm real petty but like so i i just for christmas i just want one tooth can you just hit me up with just a one veneer i'll just take one you're so stupid rashida did you keep anything besides the computer the desktop the computer um the pants pants i'm assuming he bought you some like lingerie or No he didn't buy me any lingerie So you're saying the thing you got on right now You bought that I purchased this

I didn't give him back any of the money That he gave me It would have been all spent That money was in Miami That money is in a stripper's bank account right now Yeah that money was spent In the computer Because it wasn't really about the money

Girl I sent him back over $10,000 worth of stuff And he wouldn't leave me alone I can't believe you sent it i also can't believe you said i would have never i would have just blocked him punched myself in the face when someone treats you that badly you kind of just don't want to even look at the shit you said when he treats you that you were doing a lot of bad i was awful this is i was awful that's why i wanted to break up i break up it wasn't really a relationship it was a job you should have given him two weeks notice and then you should have been like in two weeks i'm not gonna

be here no more it was that's it that's what you hit him with the text you hit him with the burger sex in the city i can't do this no more you hit him with a post-it post-it text and then that's why he called you an iphone apple they got like a little post-it thing too that you could like electronic post it you could have hit him with that shut up well another reason why i gave him back some of the stuff because i didn't know this but he was stealing money from his father's company and sis i'm and i didn't want to be involved in that and oh now you care about the you're not here for the money you're like it's father's day

Bob Jr I'm not here for I mean I'm here for some money laundering y'all are nasty I've been doing that all my life y'all ain't right all my life Rashida where can people listening catch you oh my gosh but do you really want to give out

your information like that I feel like this is not for you I feel like we should just put another picture up well you guys have said my whole name, so people want to find me, especially Psychobob. I hear they listen to podcasts in jail now. They don't, sis. Only the minimum security.

They wouldn't know which ones to listen to. Yeah, it's not going to be this one. They want to look at stuff so they have things to jerk off to. They don't want to listen to. Yeah, we don't have anything posted for them to jerk off to. Yeah. We're going to send them a nice picture. They watching Basketball Wives and Loving Hip Hop so they can jerk off. Sheba Shere and stuff.

Well, Rashida, thank you so much for being here. This has been a great episode. Cindy, did you learn anything? i'm i feel like rashida i just needed to be your friend at the time because i would it would have played out totally different totally i'd have been like well give bob my number exactly and then i would have had him for four months then sydney would have him for four months and that's it and honestly i'm telling you i had sex with a dude who had homeless hair so like homeless hair homeless hair homeless hair nice what that means is it just like real matted yeah he thought he

was doing a weekend thing but before the weekend was the weekend was it bob no bob had homeless hair it was like salt and pepper but he had homeless hair no no no it wasn't that this guy was in a band he was trying to lock yeah you can't be going gray and trying to lock 40 something get some dreadlocks oh hell no he was too old that's a red flag sis he was crazy what i would have did i would have hit him with the i would have had sex with him but the sex would have been so bad that he would like you know what no actually i'm all sad i considered not brushing my teeth for like five days girl that's that means i'm not doing genititis but also sydney my box is too good for it to be bad. So even if I'm laying

there, he'd have been like, you know what, Sydney? The box is quite ripe, sis. The box is top shelf box. Have you ever gotten a desktop? Where's your desktop at? She didn't get a desktop, sis. I got rent paid for a year, sis.

That's how good the box is. Shut both of us the fuck up. Well, I'm not going to talk about my situation. Okay, alright. Well, this is where we're going to leave you guys today. join us for all the mess that you missed today

on Patreon yeah we're gonna we're gonna have to do a whole nother episode we do uh we do uh the an hour of

honesty hour in which we don't lie about anything and it's very we say all the things that we wanted to say cause we couldn't get a word in with you Rashida

sorry you had a lot to say boo it was your time thanks for having me thank you so much for doing it yeah sign up on Patreon

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