MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - The Straight Gaze (Happy Pride)

Episode Date: June 4, 2026

This week Sydnee and Marie keke about their time in LA -- they chat about Sydnee's lesbian cruise, weird LA uber drivers, who Marie would date if she were gay, listener and guest MESS, and more. Also -- HAPPY PRIDE BABES!!!  Sydnee will be at Edinburgh Fringe Festival at Monkey Barrel (Aug 5–15) performing Black Barbie Story -- go check her out!  Don't forget to check out this episode and more on our NEW YOUTUBE!  https://www.youtube.com/@oohmess And as always, write in your messy stories at [e-mail], or call in at [phone] to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

you want to watch the episode oh of course you do so click the link in the episode description you're listening to mess what's going on we're in la showbiz baby we really are and man i'm exhausted i i thought that this was gonna be real smooth it's not what did you think was gonna be smooth just I thought that you know I originally was like I'm coming for the show and then we was like okay we're gonna do some episodes and it was like and I did not think about sleep sleep and I you know I need that's so wild that you didn't think about sleep you'd be tired in New York and now you're in LA and you're still tired and you didn't think about the sleep I don't know I don't know I didn't think that the cruise then the plane then the LA then the shows then the pot

I was like is this how the girls do it is this is this how Rihanna and Beyonce this how they they just be busy all day and night I feel like Beyonce and Rihanna since those are the examples that you brought up um Beyonce for sure I feel like doesn't come out that much when she's like not on tour she's you don't see her that much yeah but when she's on tour then that that's all day all night I couldn't I mean hey when you do what you love you never work a day in your life also she's not doing it how we're doing it she's staying in five-star places we staying you know we staying where we staying it's not about where I'm staying it's it's just the damn I couldn't imagine every minute of my day is occupied by business you know but it does where you stay

does affect your day because you live in you staying in a place that like you got to take into account traffic commute time you know what I mean that's not why I'm tired I'm tired at all that is it took me it just because it took me a while to get here is it's more about like you know everything yesterday was like boom boom boom I fell asleep in the Uber and I said hey man if he tried to touch me you're welcome

what kind of car was he in the driveway that picked you up? rusty dusty yeah you shouldn't be touching people with your rusty dusty car hands well whatever the case is I'm for sure dry pH might be a little shaky I don't know I'm not doing

well health-wise at the moment bro we in LA drink some water get a get a burger wrapped in lettuce or whatever the hell they do here seaweed snack for lunch no with that cruise food yo I was on a cruise for a week let's talk about it and I actually want to take all of the lower the upper the smaller the larger the Maria Santa P whatever I need to take all that out because it's direct buffet food i don't know how people do it i don't know it's not for me my stomach literally feels like you know how you ball up some jeans and shirts and socks all together and just just throw it in the corner that's how my stomach feels right now um i think when you get back to new york you should take a laxative friend i think i'm gonna get a colonic i need

somebody to suck it all up i need that right now you need any can we get a poppy you need a probiotic soda than a poppy i need poppy's poppy yes i hear what you're saying but a probiotic should be part of the diet poppy come this way come this way babe this is y'all ain't got no probiotic sodas in the in the poppy dude your poppy comes with a colonic can i get a two for one because baby I need to put my whole stomach in rice that's what I need put it in rice

it ain't working the thing is going on a cruise and you're with somebody you're stuck in a small space and you know how I am the poop is shy poop is like well there was never a time that you like

sent her away and you had time in that little bathroom to get it all out when i sent her away i was knocked out i was trying to like catch up on the sleep that i wasn't okay babe fuck marry kill okay fuck marry kill sleeping pooping sex who can i call a lifeline i need it you need a 50 50 take take doing them out kill sleeping pooping sex um i'm i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to marry sleep i i can't be without it i really it has me in such a chokehold it if i could just nod off and nobody worry about me or take a photo or like judge me i would live a better life because if i could just

we can have bernie's everywhere but you do that sydney you literally do that already in the back of a rusty dusty Uber at a party with people that are attractive you doing that yeah

okay but I agree with you it's it's marry sleep fuck sex yes kill poop kill poop if I didn't have to poop

if I you know ingested things and then it would just disappear just like or just like mist out of our pores

yeah no that's gross cause you know what I eat I don't want anybody to experience that and that's also the gas was bad

the gas was terrible because you know the stomach was tied up okay so you're I'm expelling fumes, scents bacterias that I've never I've never it's never gone up my nose before

you almost sank the ship no I think I all the gas that was happening lifted the ship up buoyancy yeah the buoyancy just gas So you're cool with farting in front of her?

No, it wasn't on me. The body said, it's got to go. Got to go. Got to go. Go. Go. Go. Go.

Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. So when you're passing this gas, babe, there's no party that's like, this could be a shark. Oh.

I don't want to get this transparent. But the way I was Washing them panties out Every day of it I needed a I needed a greater Girl Oh man

Damn It's so nasty This is what I do To make sure Anybody who's listening to me Who might be attracted to me It's gone It's gone

She's listening Thank you for joining us Today sis Hey babe Yeah She knows She knows She knows all about me

But it's like Y'all claim that This might be mess but it really is just the bodily functions it's just being a human being like the not the not being able to truly be yourself it's a crime it's a crime I'm living in an all my own jail cell by holding back jail cell yes prison what's the prison here because you seem very free to me sis well because we're here the mic's on maybe I need to have a mic when I'm in the room on a trip with my gal i can't even really phone i can't even poop with you marie why would you

poop with me i know but i'm just saying like you were friends like i don't care what you think like you're not trying to stick it you know even if i was trying to stick it i don't want to see you i don't want to smell your boob i don't want to see your boob and that's not true i feel like you anyway you know when we went to morocco yo that was the worst we were in a tent they gave us like a little bit of a curtain. My bed was right next to the bathroom. Right next to the bathroom. It was so bad.

I was like, Amina, you have to, somebody got to play music. Yes. Somebody got to, I need a soundtrack to me dropping the kids off at the pool.

The kids off. I'm not calling Zoodoo my kids. Poop is not my children. Y'all are my sons. I got a football, I got a football team coming out but they're not

they're still very much in the locker room you said you gotta get a colonic they benched babe they're not on the field they're actually on strike they refused

to come out and play they bend in the knee they Colin Colin Copperneck Colin Copperneck Copper Poop I don't know

what's his name Poopernick Poopernick yeah Colin Poopernick so yeah so cruise was good you were on a cruise

for a whole week yes it was a lesbian cruise olivia cruzes i i suggest anybody who's lgbtq friendly do it i i had so much i was talking so much garbage about cruises because of the poop cruise um and we already you know went over that many many episodes ago but it's just like i never get a good feeling on going on a floating device with 2 000 plus people for a week i just don't like there's nothing that doesn't nothing about But that sounds good. Yeah, and I'll be on the train with 20 people and feel scared.

I couldn't imagine being on this. And it's not a yacht. It's a ship, right? It's a ship. What's that game? What is it? Ship. Ship.

It was like a ship that you play the game and you try to sink. Battleship. You played that game? I did. That game feels like it came out in like the 70s, baby. 60s? When was the war? Hey, bitch.

40s? No. See, there you go. There you go. Looking pitiful. I don't look pitiful, sis. Because I didn't play Battleship. Ages.

Ages. It was not in the 70s. It was the 90s. It was the 90s. What year did Battleship come out? The 90s. Nah, you thinking about... What's the one?

Don't Wake Daddy. I came out... I've never heard of that. Oh. I don't know what that is. Is there a commercial for that? No, I know Operation. I know oh yeah

maybe I'm thinking of operation yeah maybe don't break daddy don't wake daddy don't wake daddy yeah don't wake daddy maybe that's a game that I'd be playing that's how I poop don't wake daddy I actually love that for the title of the

episode that was cute that was real real cute so yeah I went on there I was hired as Talit But as, you know, as the girls say, you know, the best the best time to listen to me is is on a floating device with many, many gays around. And so it was it was incredible. I cried. I've never felt so.

You cried. I cried. I don't feel like incredible. It was tears of joy, of gratitude. Oh, OK. I was appreciative to be a part of this experience. this cruise has been going on for decades centuries or whatever and there's been a lesbian cruise for centuries yes and i felt i was like was were y'all able to do this like because we

didn't always have rights so what did y'all when yeah i don't know all the games the game battleship is older than that lesbian cruise you were on i don't know all the dates but um uh yeah so i was i had like one big show and then smaller shows and then they had other artists there as well You know, singing, reading, poetry, playing guitars. The girls, the women who are the, they did the anthem for the L Word. Fucking fighting, pity, pity, pity. You know I don't know words, y'all. Not words.

You know I don't know the lyrics. Fucking fighting, crying, pity, pity. Like that song for the L Word. The theme song. I've never seen the L Word. You've never seen the L Word? No. Now that is homophobic.

And I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. The L Word came out in 2004. Yeah. And the premiere was hosted on Olivia Cruz. Yeah. Yeah, it was. I was on the L Word cruise.

Olivia offered its first all-woman cruise in 1990 and remains the only travel company in the world that offers cruise for LGBTQ. Thank you, friend. And it's women who are from all ages, um starting at you know older and up older and older and up so what's the youngest person older and up older and up who's the youngest person on the cruise babe age don't matter okay so it's given age doesn't matter let's be an epstein island no no no no i never said that

so how old is the youngest person on the cruise some uh someone's daughter was there so however old she was like 21 okay yeah and then up to you know I think like maybe 90 whoa yeah so my my ancestors were on the cruise what do you call ancestors mean they passed right what would you call them I don't know what you my elders maybe my elders your elders yeah my elders were there any men on the cruise uh they were trans but i don't i don't know if they identify i don't know what everybody's identifications were but it's it's for what it's for women so the trans women the crew was also non-binary all of that no the crew the people who worked on the cruise no it was men women all that but the people but the people who

supposed to people helping um people who are volunteering all that stuff women women love it yeah and i've never i haven't been around that many gay women in ever i don't think never i've never experienced it i'm i definitely the owner of company was like you know they had been asking you to you know do this cruise and i would see your eclipsing and stuff and it's like she plays to a lot of straight people and i do and i i want to change that for me you heard it here first folks if you're straight and you're listening to this sydney said you're and so i'm done with y'all for you this thing about y'all no more okay the straight ear i'm not here for the straight gaze what's the oh the straight gaze that's also the title the title the straight gaze hey i'm

still here for you straight people i know you're amazing but i but you could have if my girlfriend didn't come you could have came not sharing a tiny room with a tiny toilet i know we would have no we would have twin beds right but the toilet is the room but there was a balcony friend you didn't shit off the balcony see if you were like well i couldn't poop in the bathroom but i did poop off the balcony that's different it's tough man it's tough um i brought a little souvenir from here we got a little gay duck which is cruise culture for people to give you like a little trinket and whatnot if they're like greeting you or if they're interested i think people were putting their they were giving these to people their room numbers and yeah girl there's something

under that no go to that room beth and patricia they live in north carolina 2026 okay beth and patricia i'm looking for you when i go to north carolina okay so you got this yeah yeah um yeah i don't know if i could do a cruise um you did it you lasted for a week you were nauseous weren't i was i was it was okay so sydney you kept calling me and telling me you had all this mess from the cruise and you said you was gonna remember it i do i am gonna remember right is there any mess that you want to talk about before i get into this no sydney i would love to hear more about what you got going on in your life okay okay boom we go in we add first of all we go to seattle because there's cruises to alaska i've never been to alaska you know i don't

like being cold i'm anemic i want to be in a bathing suit i want my titties out blah blah blah but i said boom i looked at my account i say yeah no i probably need to do this you know the bills must be paid but also i said i i want the experience and i want to be with my people so we go to seattle and we go to the hotel hotel is fine right um but then we all have to leave the hotel to get on the shuttle to get to the cruise sure it's i was like if y'all have done this before how come there wasn't a system there's like 28 floors and they're trying to shuffle all these women older women and people who are not on the cruise to come up and down the elevator and and everybody has their suitcases large luggages and so the ladies are upset because they're like i've

been waiting 30 minutes we ended the every floor upset about what to get in the elevator it was taking us forever just to get out of the hotel just to get to the shuttle and i said well if this is how we starting off i'm scared okay so everybody's trying to come down at the same time with big bags big bag yeah got it yes and you know it's it's it's older ladies see i'm like i need to respect my elders maybe i need to get off the elevator let them go down if i'm already on the elevator i'm on the elevator babe you gotta wait for the next one i know i know but i saw so many people who just i was like my heart my heart must go on because they were people of a particular age yeah yeah i this this this cruise let me know it's like yo why are we so ageist why is the first

thing to insult a woman is like well you're old you know it's like isn't are we all getting older Are we all living every birthday we have that we're blessed that we're going to get older? I'm going to say this. I feel like getting older is a gift, but it also kind of feels like a curse. So what do you want to do? You want to you want to be young and die young or you want to live your life? I want to be forever young, but also getting older is kind of a curse because you're you're seeing your body. You're stuck in this body that used to be able to do so much more than what it's doing now.

Like, I'm glad that you said that. because boom so then we get to the cruise right everybody's getting situated my girlfriend yo the girl the ladies oh they were obsessed they their eyes were blinking they're like hi and then you know you know she's kind of cool she's chill she's never like pressed but she's very respectful and helpful and so they were loving her all the time I said I'm gonna have to fight one of these Frankie and grace i'm gonna have to go to most okay i'm gonna have to snatch that life alert you fall and you can't get up okay because i you have to put somebody overboard yeah oh no it was rose rose whatever they they she was she wanted some of my girl they saw a girlfriend they said

don't be like you draw your french girl yes pretty much pretty much but anyway so first night first also our friend luna dj luna who um was dj in the knit for many many years uh was on the cruise because she's dj'd the cruise like i think like a year ago or whatever butacana and then her girlfriend was there and she was the artist liaison and they were that was perfect i was like okay cool you know people in my era you know i felt i felt good about that and my girlfriend so we get to the party that night yeah i have never seen legs do what they do i have never seen people so hyped just about music like oh these these people that you're like oh don't they want to take a nap they don't want to sit down like they were not sitting down they were on

the dance floor having the most fun i have seen people have in years hey um if you're on a cruise you don't want to sit the people who don't want to move their legs for in there they're on land i'm listening to somebody who ain't never been on a cruise you're saying these people were moving you thought they were they were going to get on a boat and just sit oh duration of the cruise fourth day they were sitting betty white was sitting down they was i'm not getting up they was doing the Rosa Parks they were like and so I will be here and I'm not you will not see my legs move I'm sitting down for the rest of this then he where's the mess the mess give me the mess you're telling me about the luggage when you was calling me when you was on the you was like girl

I got and I said okay so this lady we're at the party she's like okay so uh no we're at a like an intro like uh olivians of color so it's not just the cruise is mainly you know beige alabaster these people love yes so boom so we had a little meeting and so everybody was going around telling like you know their story why they hear about so this this lady was like so yeah i booked this cruise with my girlfriend at the time last year we booked this last year we literally break up six months after I booked this cruise. I'm coming to the cruise. Fuck her. Because they were like, I'm not

I'm coming to the cruise. You can't come with me. So the girl was like, I'm still coming on this cruise but I guess we're not going to be together. So she was at the meeting like yeah, my ex is here. I want her to get the fuck off the boat. I was like, hey, you were just supposed to say

your name and where you're from and what you're celebrating. You're saying a lot. Well, she said I'm celebrating my ex being on this cruise. Okay. yeah so she was like i'm looking you know i'm looking where the hoes at like i'm i'm here to i'm here to party and i was like cool so then another lady was like yeah so i just just like i was with my wife for 25 years and i was like i thought she was about to say she died she's like no we got divorced and um she was really like she started i think like crying but she also couldn't

breathe that well so i was like i was like is it the divorce or is it the you know lungs like what is it right and so and it was crazy because we are at olivians of color so both of these people who are saying a lot what they were allies they were allies so why was it they at the of color because it's olivians of color and friends hey friends it's other spaces for y'all olivians of color and friends so i in my mind having not even been there it sounds like it was probably more friends there than of colors it sounded like it was a lot more plus ones than no they were there because you need the support you need they need to be hearing what's going on so they could speak up for it they should be hearing you sound like they was doing all the

speaking they did some chatting but it was good because i was like yeah give me the tea give me i need to hear so then um uh that that was cool so we get on the dance floor uh it's a lot of It feels like women from, like, Long Island, New Jersey. Hold on. They share their woes and their stories and their pain. And then someone says, let's dance. Pretty much. And let's dance.

Let's dance. Let's dance. Is it let's dance or last dance? I don't know, Sydney. Okay. So it's a mess. So the mess you want to get. I just want the mess.

so then we get to the party and one of the ladies who saw my set because I had a set that day um well the next day because the party was the next day sorry I'm getting days mixed up but I performed for a you falling asleep i'm just i remember when i told you to write down the mess yeah and you're like i'm just gonna remember i'm just i'm just trying to get you to get there you're you're at the show she saw the show yeah one of the ladies comes over she said oh my god girl like she stopped doing the cardi b sounds he's like you know there's stuff i didn't understand the t the t this is i was like well i don't sound like that but then i listened to my i said yeah no i she she might be on on to something she came over to you talking like cardi b and she told you she

didn't understand what you was no she was no she was like you killed it girlfriend and uh and then she tried to battle me on the dance floor and i needed that i needed that to push me to either one um accept people for who they are like i know if i me saying this people might be like well that's a little race-ish what or like the sounds the cardi b the girlfriend i'm like we on this cruise i'm gonna be here for was this one of the plus ones that was talking to you like this yes okay well yeah girl we don't it just sounded like a puerto rican lady came up to you um you're saying race-ish but i couldn't see her color right right um uh okay so how does a battle a dance battle start in 2026 did she come and chest bump you it was kind of like that you know somebody hit your

shoulder like let's go so a beige lady hit you on the boat on the shoulder a plus one hit you on the shoulder on a boat it's it's a step up to early bird special that's what it is yeah that's the same one take it to the streets no take it to the cruise okay take it to the sea yes take it disease and so yo i i posted videos and my close friends nobody nobody was coming for this woman like we could not we were like yo you got it you got it sis oh then i did see that yes yes it was that woman i love her down like i would go i would break bread with her that's how cool she was you your your your eyes are like why i'm just i'm listen we 26 minutes in and i haven't really heard nothing messy yet did one of the exes show up yes she did she did give us that yeah she passed

i was like yo so you've been talking about your ex and you said fuck this bitch where's she at she's like oh i was like what does she look like she's like she's got buck bucked up teeth and i said whoa well why did you you know date her in front of your invisalign she was talking like that in front of your invisalign the geico caveman got up and was like i i'm this is my stop so the girl passes by and then i do see her and i was like yeah i don't even know why y'all was six months is long to be together yeah and her the way she was what she looked like i said she wasn't wrong about the teeth okay yeah so then okay here's the here's the real mess so

then we met we're sitting at dinner it's a white party we don't have any white clothes mind you they had a theme for every night I didn't pack for that we sit down me Luna her girlfriend and these two ladies are like can we sit yeah of course mind you this woman is a therapist she saw me after my 45 minutes set and she's like I'm a therapist and I just want to say I'm sorry for everything you've been through I said oh she said I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this but You have trauma? She said, I just want you to know that was trauma dumping, but it was funny, but can I give you a hug? And I said, oh, sister, that's not what I want you to say when you walk away from a show of mine.

He said, can I give you a hug? Did you let her hug you? I did. She's like, what do you want? Like, yeah, I'm going to give you, I'm on a cruise. I'm here. You know, I'm talent. You go, come in.

And mind you, she said this after she had mushrooms. so she was tripping and all that stuff so I said maybe maybe you shouldn't have had no shrooms when you go to a comedy show hey as a therapist

I think all therapists should have mushrooms I think people who don't have therapists should also be on mushrooms hey that's therapy I don't need you to do that

um I don't need you to do that after my show how do you know she was on shrooms she said that as she was hugging you no the next

the next day we see no actually I'm mixing this up she actually was on shrooms the next day after she saw my show anyway so they sit down with us

And we're all talking about, you know, our gay journeys, why we're together. And I think what's mess is if we all just meet, hey, man, keep it light. Give me a log line. We were really unpacking things that I was like, this is so this is early, you know, for this. A bunch of women on a boat. You were thinking they were not going to talk too much. you thought it wasn't you thought it wasn't gonna overshadow and i i didn't say talk too much it's just let's start light with it let's just have apps trust me light you know from um you know

the sushi place that we went to girl you was at the olivians of color yes lust ones yes on the first night yeah and people were burying their souls in that first meeting and you shot that over while y'all breaking bread over huevos rancheros you're shocked that people are still sharing their deepest like are you serious have you met women girl you come on this podcast every day and you share too much you just told us you couldn't poop you say your intestines is like twisted jeans in a dryer and you're like i really wish they would have said like ma'am and this is why i we need to stop making space for straight bitches because why you got to do that marie bitches don't know how to get to the mess fast enough for me okay i'm sorry marie

because there's some things i can't say on here so then why did you call me and say girl i got mess i'm gonna save it for the pod and then you said to me write this down so i don't remember i don't forget and i said sydney it's your story you write it down did you write it down sydney You didn't tell me anything, and you're still not telling me anything. Oh, my God. Okay, so basically one of the women had been married to, I think she was married to a man. Yeah, married to a man. She had kids, blah, blah, blah, and now the kids left.

And I think that's when she's like, I'm coming out. It's time. Miranda. So she's come out, and she's like, I'm an empty nester or whatever. And apparently her and the woman that she's with, they had just met three months ago. they met three months ago they said boom let's let's do this cruise love it and so now after the cruise what they doing they getting in a car and driving to Vancouver love it to do what to be together they're they're like we're gonna see how this goes what's they're gonna do a one of them

lives and so they were like we're gonna drive to Vancouver we're gonna have a road trip and see how this goes and if you know if things work out we'll be together for a long time where did they meet three months ago uh I believe they met is it DC I don't think you know everything is but it was it the mess is right is we are so stressed out about things being right and making sense in terms of meeting people and the way they were like I met them we are we have a vibe you're the first indian person that i've dated and i think we should give this a try let's get let's get on a boat and then you're the first indian person i've dated yeah they're both indian oh yeah so they both said yeah they both said the truth and then they were like i've never felt so like safe

and connected and seen let's get on this boat and then we make it on a boat let's get on a car and then let's drive let's organ trail it to vancouver and and then invited me to be like so you know everything is going to be fucked up in america if you need refuge we got you and you got a safe house in vancouver i have a safe house in vancouver but it also felt like i was like is it are they swingers and they were talking about chocolate syrup and everything i said what they doing with chocolate syrup they were calling you chocolate syrup no no no no They said, hey, Chocolate Syrup, you need refuge. You can come stay with us, Chocolate Syrup.

Yeah, yeah, but, you know, I'll pay you when I can. Chocolate Syrup. Yeah. You know, Nate, I'm in a bind, Nate. Yes. Okay. Anyway, so the message is that I thought that me and my girlfriend might possibly have a threesome on the screws. That's the threesome.

threesome it was a lot of solo solo chicks on that ownership there were there were but i was like with a couple i thought like maybe we would hook up with a couple or something up and i'm i'm i'm seeing that it's it's a lot harder than i thought especially since i'm sober i think if i was drinking i would be able to facilitate better but any whack any wild shit i want to do and I say it sober people like what that's what you want to do you constipated and now you want to

eat somebody out while two other people have sex in front of you that's what you want to do and I said why not that's what you want to do somebody is screaming outside I was open to it well it sounds like you were open yeah but I was

like wouldn't this be cool to have like a gay experience on a cruise and it wasn't really giving that they were telling me all these stories about you would walk down the halls at like 1 a.m and women would be like and like banging and all this other stuff and i was walking down the halls i was hearing none of that just playing scrabble they were doing that backgammon they were playing battleship yeah no but no i'm sure people were hooking up but probably at a

you know 8 p.m 9 p.m you know i'm checking the halls at like 1 too oh you you actually going up and down i want to hear now on a ship like this is all i the only thing i know about big ships is what i know from titanic is their first class second class third class no i thought we were all in similar rooms there was these uh influencers uh tracy and what's the other name i'm like blanking right now because i'm obviously tired but they are influencers and they're a couple that met and then like their stories all this stuff goes viral on tiktok and instagram about how they met and how they look at each other and i thought they had the same room as me baby girl when i tell you they had the the mtv cribs of of sweets and a fish tank aquarium they

had a whole aquarium wait how do you know girl what were you doing in their room no no no don't do that don't do that they were what were you doing in there you're a mess no no they they posted it on instagram oh yeah and i was like damn then my door not even that big like when i opened the door you hear the boom boom like there's another door behind it so i didn't know that it was that wide i didn't know you could do that and so i saw them and just seeing you know they got married i'm like i don't really see love like this in heterosexual couples uh couples watching these women look like they're still

into each other and have like sexual chemistry and like the eyes were low and it was just I was like that's because everybody was on drugs

not everybody was on drugs I don't think these ladies were on drugs you don't think the ladies were sharing shrooms some people were but I don't well they did have to

make an announcement they're like hey you cannot smoke specifically the devil's grass on the ship you can't do that the devil's grass

the devil's lettuce And then I got on stage and I said, y'all know y'all can eat it now. Y'all don't have to, you don't have to smoke it. The edibles, they all laugh. But, um. Yeah, because you were putting them onto something they didn't even know. Right. Edibles.

Edibles. L-O-L. I would have liked to have threesome, foursome or something of that sort. And it was, it just, it was not going to happen. Like, I had to move past that. But I'm hoping that that happens for me in the future. When did you give up? On what day of the journey, what day I see where you're like, it's day seven and I guess

I'm not having an orgy on this ship, like the reason I'm on this ship? People just weren't giving that vibe. It's like either they just want one person or they want, yeah, they want my girlfriend. They wasn't really giving me the vibe like, what's up with you, you know? So what day did you give up looking for a sis? When we was like, we're going to Canada, it's the last day. I said, yeah, it's not happening. Oh, so, sis, the last day of food you gave up looking for it.

The last day. The last day. The last day. No. Tonight. But us all having dinner and chatting, I was like, this is beautiful. We should maybe all hook up. We should have sex.

We all should just sit down and go. Y'all want to get dessert? Should we all hook up? Yeah. I couldn't say that. Sex for the table? Yeah, sex for the table. Sex for the table on the table.

Sex with me. So amazing. Now, you was eating buffet food. And while you was eating that, you were like, burp. Should we all have sex? Yo, I had a hot dog. I had a hot dog. And I was talking.

And when it came up, I said, yeah, yeah, we ain't. Hot dog, burp. Ooh, and nobody told me except Brittany. She was like, yeah, something. I didn't want to assume it was you. But now that you said you had a hot dog, she was like, ooh. and I'm like I'm sure

my friend smelted her girlfriend like that's not hot we could have we probably could have had a foursome if I wasn't eating hot dogs nah girl

you wasn't eating glizzies the whole week I mean that buffet food man damn so if you want to have a orgy

or foursome whatever on a cruise don't eat the food just so brown baguette yeah meal prep just meal prep

just do the salad some fruit Sydney they didn't have no parfaits they didn't have no no chickpeas on the on the show i have pancakes every day and when i tell you it was not helping i said man i'm just stacking sandpaper on top of sandpaper in my stomach my colon i don't even want to i can't imagine now what it looks like what does a colon do the colon yeah what does

your colon do the ways to pass through it well what is it like filters out the stuff Hey Siri, what does a colon do? I need to know what a colon does Hey, so you don't know either? A colon is one of the parts of the digestive system It helps absorb water and minerals And eliminate waste I don't know

Hey, hey chat Everybody know what a colon is? I know we all got it Some people don't, and that's okay When you get a colonoscopy, they put a camera in your butt Yes, to see if Anything's in your colon that looks odd other than waste and you know to detect if you have you know some cancer cells or whatever

was that a hot dog no and after this I think I probably need to get a colonoscopy what girl what you think is up there you know what's up there hot dogs but it's been sitting in my stomach for a week now but back to the back to the threesome foursome I I really feel like if anybody has any you know starters i i just truly don't even i i want to put this out here i don't think my girl or my friends after saying anything that i've said nobody is attracted to me that's a lie nobody wants nobody wants this that people still want you if anything that i've said in this episode has turned you on hit me up i just want to know respectfully nothing's going to happen but i just tell me so i feel better about this girl people are gonna still want to have sex

with you you what what about my friends would my friends have sex with me if you're asking me that's not on the table for me right now unfortunately i don't want to have sex with you either marie well you say your friends and i'm the only friend of yours in the room but i'm saying other friends if you were another friend of mine would you you asking me that the answer is still no if i was another friend of yours would i have sex with you no if i was me would have sex with you no if i was not me would i have sex with you no like if we on a cruise and we in the vip suite maybe i'm not having sex with my sis in a on a twin bed yo on two beds pushed together we had amazing sex now because they're with the motion of the ocean nah i think it's

The constipation made me do things that I was not. Because you were clenching your booty so everything was tighter. Kegels. Listen, if you really want to have good sex under the sea, you got to eat badly. You got to be backed up. Don't eat fiber for a week. Girl, I was, I was, I was ready. Why do you think it was so good?

It was so good. I don't know if it was the Dramamine. I don't know what. maybe it's the different bottles of water we were drinking maybe it's like looking outside and just seeing the moon the ocean the breeze something about it yeah maybe I was like thinking about what if we had an orgy I don't know I'm joking that's not babe I'm you know she's watching this right now that's not what I was thinking but I was just like this is so romantic and I love her so much and I was like damn I would I would elope the cruise was so good I would have loved I love

you would come back married yeah definitely did you come back married no you don't know my ring size he asked me well what's your ring size in case she asked me i don't know you don't know i don't know sydney how i'm supposed to get you the ring of your dreams and i don't know your ring size you know we're gonna get fitted how about you find me an orgy like that i think sydney i don't even have a man you want me to find multiple people for you you who just had great seasick you see the selfishness of the gay community of the queer community

you give if you give a mouse a cookie it's going to ask for a glass of milk you got a lot of nerve you give a lesbian some rice why are you single helping the singles out no I'm not helping the singles

I'm dragging the singles it doesn't feel like it Sydney do you even know me I guess not apparently if you weren't you you wouldn't have sex with me and that hurt

I gotta go I have to leave If I wasn't me, I wouldn't have sex with you. And you're upset about that? I'm like, hold on. Let me take my glasses off. You're not full of sex? You've been having it.

Let me take my glasses off. And I'm going to put mine on. What about now? It's unbelievable. Girl, I know that you backed up. I still don't want to have sex with you. No. Also, as soon as I got off that boat.

Yo, empty. Empty. Light. Light is the feather stiffest of all. Letters of the stiff as a board. Girl. I wouldn't have sex with you on a plane or a boat or a train or a car. Not the Dr. Seuss, bitch.

I wouldn't have sex with you if you was blue. I wouldn't have sex with you if you was green. You're mean. If you was making green eggs and ham, I still wouldn't have sex with you. Okay, so if I was to, how do I initiate? Say, for instance, okay, you got to take you out of the equation, friend. What if you were a couple, though? if I was two people

yes two girls one cup no if you were just you and your partner and you saw me and Brittany

would you what about that hey babe me and my partner I can't even visualize that if I was two girls

and I I had a okay what would my partner look like um give me two characters in a movie

and I'll I'll be them two people I think I sent you a picture that they look like you sent me a picture yeah of what I look like

No, of what they look like. Can you send it again? When did you send me this? Are you not getting it, man? You're fucking... Like, are you here? I didn't even take my... You know what?

I'm going to take my edible now. So when the episode is done, I'll be ready. No, Sydney, I don't... Ask the question again. Ask the question one more time. What's the question? If I was two people... Yes.

And you saw me and my girlfriend. Yeah. what would i need to say to y'all to be like hey would you would y'all like to first of all you gotta send drinks over right i'm sipping my little french 75 the bartender's like these people just somebody sent you a drink you want i'd be like yes i want another french 75 so you come over i'm i'm leaning on the bar i'm like this i'm slurping it because i don't have any home damn pretty lady when the last time you shook and put it away you come over you say hey we saw you from across the and we really liked your vibe.

Now I have to see who you with. Right? And I'm turning around in slow motion like I'm in a horror movie because usually only one person in the couple is cute. So I turn around. I see her. I go, oh, phew.

Yeah, maybe. Like me, us together. Obviously not by myself, but people say that me and her are very hot. You are hot. So what would we need to say? I think I just told you what you needed

Okay you know what So we need to send drinks over Yep I think I think my girlfriend Needed you to talk I don't think it would be me I think I'm too goofy

I would trip I would knock over the drink I'd be like Hey Anybody got a laxative Like I'm with you Oh that's some dumb shit Anybody got a laxative

I just want you to know That you are the shit That's how you gotta come over To me babe Hey I haven't pooped In several days But you are the shit You are the shit

And now welcome to my new show on Peacock. You are the shit. You are the shit. Yes. And yeah, maybe, yeah, it's that. It's confidence. It's like a chemistry. I need to see how hot y'all are for each other.

And then, you know. Well, I was watching other people like kiss and be like together. I was watching the couples. And there's so much like tenderness. And like, it's almost like they're whispering when they talk. So what you're saying is You need to turn your volume down Yeah cause I'm

Babe so you know what Oh my god I love you Like I'm screaming Babe they got more hot dogs They put more hot dogs out Yeah and then when they kiss It's like And how are y'all kissing

Cause you know my mouth I need to put You know when you put You got the Invisalign in While you making out with your girl Now during sex Do you pop them out Or do you slide the Invisalign

To the side Like how do you I take them out because we tried the first time and it was just the connection was off but the teeth was connected the teeth were

smushed in they were smushed in Okay, so then another thing that I'm thinking about is what I can do like watching everybody just be so

like compassionate and understanding and available and making sure everybody is seen All of this sounds very gay What's wrong with that, Marie? Nothing, I'm just saying This don't sound any straight

That's all. Should I go on a gay cruise? Honestly, I was like, I would come back with you. I would come back with you. And not to be like pushing the gay agenda. You're pushing the gay agenda. I'm not. Marie, I would hate you for a woman.

I would hate you for a woman. You would hate me for a woman? I would hate you for a woman, bitch, because yeah. This is my gay summer. No, it's not. Yes, it is. You would hurt these girls. Look, I got a Burton Ernie shirt on.

You would hurt these girls' hearts. You would play games. People would want emotions. And you're like, yeah, I fucks with you. like you you're not giving you're not giving i'm giving i'm giving i'm giving intrigue i'm giving mystery no you would leave them on red you would leave them on red they would pull out all the stops and you like they should pull out all the stops and then you'd be like well let me see what i'm doing at five like you you no no no no sydney stop no clip blocking me i'm not clip blocking

you i'm i'm looking out for the girls the girls don't need you to look out for them since you're You're not mother of the girls. No, you would give a side hug to one of these. No, I'm not doing that. Hey, hey, I'm here for the girls this summer. Summer 2020. At least what this room for one girl on the on the roster, I believe. I got one slot.

One slot for a sis. They would do stuff to you. And then they're like, well, what's that? You're like, well, I'd be like, you know what? I got to get out of here. You know what? I got a zoom. Hey.

Yeah. No. Yes. You were like, ah, just. you know what it is you know what it is as well what it is is that you're not gay

that's what it is sure that and and you know the girls don't really be approaching me in my face

they be in my DMs and I be in the ooh what they say Marie what they say actually when we were in Austin this girl came to the show one of these girls

came to the show which show which was the show one of the shows that I was on and I did like a quick funny set

and I was in the bathroom just feeling great about myself I was like that might have been one of the best sets I did this whole festival yeah and this girl comes in

and she what did she look like she was tall yeah she was kind of light skin her hair was in lots ponytail

ponytail okay like slick you know how they do slick what does that mean you know they don't like no hair in they face

slick back ponytail cause they got face the face guard don't decline for sure she was cute okay she's like oh you know I'm I'm a really big fan

I would be remiss if I didn't introduce myself First of all, men don't really be saying remiss. Because they don't know words. Do men be remissed? No. Do men get remissed? No.

I don't even know what that means. I would be remissed if I didn't come over. That's hot. I would be remissed. I said, okay, it's not like she got books at the house. Yeah, she's definitely reading, girl. She went to several schools. Hey.

Hey. She might have two bachelors. Yeah. Double major. She's like, I came all the way from, I don't know where she came from, to come see you perform. I really wish that you had a longer set. they were short and i was like oh well sit it was the day that we had mess i had a show right after that i was like we just had like an hour long thing that we just did you missed it and she was

like oh oh my god i can't believe that but she you know she she giving me the eyes also she had dimples and the dimples was also looking at me so she looked good sure okay and then i said gotta go but i said i was going to be i was going to be in dallas the next day and she was like oh maybe I'll drive Dallas I didn't know how far away Dallas was from Austin at the time but I was like

yeah girl come come to the show but I hadn't sold it out so I needed more bodies in the theater but yeah yeah yeah and then she sent me a message I didn't

I didn't screenshot it I know you got so many messages I know that message is buried is buried what was her name like did it start with a T or something

you know I don't know letters but yeah if you're listening to this shout out to you you know shoot or shoot you know pop out if you see something say something if you're a woman

or LGBTQ friendly or whatever don't do it Marie what Marie is hey shooters

shoot this is America you not gonna shoot she play game if you don't care about your heart if you can take your heart out of this sure

pull up on Miss Faustin but if you if I know you like I know you me not you you talking about the lesbians

the ladies if I know you like I know you're gonna get caught up you're gonna Because we're toxic. We're like, oh, she's playing games. She's playing hard to get. I'm not playing games.

It's very, I think I'm being very clear about who I am as a straight person. You know, but if I, this feels like a good summer to have fun with a girl. At least one. The world is about to end. No. Let's do it. No. Sydney, stop blocking me.

No, you have fun with the men. I'm not having fun with the men. Protect the girls. The men are having fun with me. Okay? Let me have fun with a girl. You're not getting a stamp. Let's put, let's, let's green screen Finney's face out of here and put another girl right there.

You got to be black, though. I'm sorry, white ladies. I'm not doing that in from Samarica with you. You guys are not going to get my blessing. If you, and don't come to me like, so, yeah, so, you know, I had a, I had a moment with Marie. Who is coming to you, Sidney? Come to me. No, people have messaged me about you.

They're like, nah, for real, is she? I said, for real, she is straight. I've been straight the whole time, guys. The whole time. I'm sorry. and i'm actually too smart to be straight but you're too smart to be straight yeah because i know better i know better you know better i know better than to be with a man i'm gonna continue to be with him yeah except for like a little bit during the summer it's actually abusive

where's the abuse babe using a woman or where did i say use no one said the word use you making it negative okay if you put me on that gay cruise you don't think that i would have hooked up with you she would she would have she would have been older she would have been older yeah no i actually i i hear you for a proprietor okay now you cool if it's somebody older i'm not wasting their time if they're older well they've been through life they they've done it all they might as well so what you're saying is i can slip and fall on their head for you i can disrespect our elders what you're saying okay so you ageist you only care about me wasting a young girl's time you said if she old she's live i didn't say old i said older let me older i love the cruise i

just want to put it out there any jokes or whatever you heard or you know me rambling i really did truly have the best time i want to go back i felt so in tuned with my sexuality i know that i am obsessed with women and obsessed with having feelings being in love and marie i want that for you i want you to be in love except if it's a woman if you're gonna take it seriously sure what's taking it seriously sid marie you got to open your heart you have to close your legs you have to open your heart whoa okay first of all i gotta close my you have to close your legs they close right now why are you making it sound like i'm just walking down the street like look at this you see how i'm sitting frost megan markle closed i just want like if a girl

approaches i want you to go on a couple of dates i want you to you know it gotta be the right girl okay tell me what you're not taking any girl tell me what's your vision what she look like yeah i feel like she got to be like that's all you know what i mean okay so androgynous androgynous yeah it's gotta be that um she's gotta be taller than me i'm not i'm five four why are you hey little mama what's good where is your mother okay okay who raised you okay and then what grow up what else I don't know I feel like you gotta be

you gotta be a little you gotta have a little machismo you know what I'm saying you gotta be don't be you gotta be you gotta be able to

stand on your own two feet maybe a maybe a WNBA player maybe you got somebody for me maybe the elephant from the maybe the elephant

from Ellie Ellie the elephant from the Liberty Games the way that she be shaking that fucking that braid

that braid I'm like I could see you with an elephant I don't know an elephant no I'm kidding I'm kidding yeah I kind of see you honestly you see the the woman that's with Portia I see you with somebody I haven't seen the woman with Portia yeah Portia got a whole girlfriend right now yeah Portia has a whole girlfriend and honestly it might not be

for the tv I think she might really be in it I'll say one thing about Portia from Housewives of Atlanta in the last five or six years she's dated a plethora of different types of people she dated a scammer she dated she dated somebody else's husband she dated you know that was a two in one

oh was it a scammer and somebody else's husband okay yeah yeah yeah um she dated like a football player and now she's dating a stud good for her

and she all this while her baby is under the age of five it's like what that's I said the yesterday on on the Instagram I said

hey y'all talking about what you doing I'm gonna do it tomorrow I'm gonna do it the next week no you have to do it now tomorrow's not promised break up today

quit your job be gay boom that's what it is tomorrow's not promised quit your job break up be gay

that's your advice? yeah tomorrow's not promised quit your job break up be gay be gay yeah

because you're like oh you know I want to get myself together before I could really you know approach somebody or do something different we're never going to be ready

things are never going to be aligned up so what the hell be open don't wait don't wait until oh i'm gonna talk to her you know on the fourth no what's the date or today that's so crazy that you're saying all this when i was saying that i was i was gonna be with a girl this summer you didn't tell me you said actually no and now you're like do it do it today all right do it now yeah be with a woman and i can't can i watch no i'm kidding i don't want to see that i don't want to see that i literally don't want to see that That's disgusting. Sis.

That's nasty. We looking for a third. No, we are not. We looking for a third. Me, she, we. We are looking for a third. Why did I put my phone out to Google something?

To look for Portia's girlfriend. Oh, Portia's girlfriend. Yeah. I think you, yeah. I could see you with that. I could see you with a taller stud with locks, like with a dread head.

Oh, you really want her to have that? Maybe like brown skin, dark skin. um yeah or ball player i really wmba let's go to some liberty games do the liberty do the um wmba players cheat as much as the nba players that's a good question who would know that probably chat chat we we're not asking for much do the wmba players cheat as much as the nba players i mean maybe not as maybe not as much but they definitely cheat if you have a wmba player that single that you think should approach

Marie or Marie should be intertwined with, let us know. Because we don't know all the names. We don't know all of them. And a lot of them are booed up, I'm not going to lie. Yeah, a lot of them. I mean, we just... They'd probably be cheating too, though. Oh, come on. I know you don't believe that women

can be bad people, but it's probably not quite what it is. I think that women do bad things. I don't think they're bad people. I think men come out bad. They do bad stuff. Men don't come out bad. Men are raised by women who raised them like that

and then the society makes them more like that yes and then I mean I don't know boy moms are some of the most annoying of all the moms I'm just gonna put that out there

I don't even like that but girl dad boy dad it's so no girl dad I feel like is better is reign supreme over a boy mom

be a mom be a dad take care of your fucking kids so they can stop you know trauma dumping at shows for an hour okay

take care of your damn kids you talking about you yeah mhm maybe if I had a a mom and a dad in my life that wanted me, I wouldn't even be a comedian. That's crazy.

I have a mom and a dad and I'm a comedian. You're Haitian. Different. Yeah, Haitians are not allowed to be going to the arts. The only jobs that are acceptable for Haitians, doctor, lawyer, engineer. I told my mom I was in LA. She said, for what?

I said, me and Sydney are doing the podcast. And she said, the what? And that's mess. That is mess. Mom, you know, anything that Marie has gotten for you, it's because of this podcast. And then I spoke to my dad yesterday and he was like, you're there for shows? And I was like, I actually don't have any shows. And he was like, what you doing out there?

Samuel, she did. She did show. I did a show. I did do a show. And she said, we're here for work that I just got a direct deposit for. So. Oh, they paid you for this? Not for this particular, but, you know, the quarterly payments that we get.

So, we did an episode a couple weeks ago with, it was called, what was it called? Broadway Gaze. Oh, yes. And Mika told some stories. And one of the people that she talked about sent us a very long message. I'm not going to read the whole thing. Well, let's see. Tell me.

Yeah. The message has a body, has an intro, a body, a conclusion. Oh, she mad, mad. Okay. I'm the person that Tamika was talking about. I didn't even know her name was Tamika. I didn't know that either. She said, well, if you're going to use my name, I'm going to use your full government as well.

On the first segment of your podcast airing April 9th, Broadway Gaze. Okay. I know this show is supposed to be fun and lighthearted, but watching someone I've known for over a decade lie about me and twist the truth to make me some sort of villain in the revenge fantasy is just wild. Okay. So? I'm reaching out because as Sydney mentioned, and she spelled your name correct. Thank you. There's always three sides to a story, which I say often.

I have some receipts that can add context and provide the truth. Send the receipts, babe. Should we have her on the pod? Yes. Mess. Should we do that? Mess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm out of that. Yeah. If there's any interest, I'm happy to share them with you. This is your platform. and as much as the show is about mess I imagine you do not benefit from guests slandering and flat out lying no we do we benefit from that

if you lie come to the pot if you slander come to the pot I agree you know should we talk to Mika about it what should we do about this should we send this to her yes I think we should

let's hash it out why don't we bring them back both on and let's really get it going we might need some security we might need some security about it. What else is she saying? They wrap it up with, I know who I am

and I show up for my friends. Now, which friend was this? Is this the one that, which friend was this? With the wedding. It's the wedding friend? Mm-hmm. And she said it's cheap and cheap.

The one that she was calling cheap and poor and all this other stuff. Now, sis. Yeah. I will need those receipts. I will need the receipts. I need to see how many copies of the key you had because she said that y'all had her

and her friends jumping the gate in Paris. Yes. So, I need to see that. Yeah. It sounds like everybody was like on the run or entrapment, like they were trying to break in to get into and they're going through the lines and they're a little kemming to get into the house. OK, hold on. Let me finish this last paragraph. OK, I know who I am and how I show up for my friends. And while I'm not perfect, I definitely don't deserve someone using a public platform. That's mess.

OK, tell your mother and father that it's a public platform. They're going to be like, what is that? Yeah. To shit all over me with lies to make themselves feel powerful. It felt like bullying. Creative license is one thing, but spinning a delusional narrative and then attaching my name to it is too, too much. An open mic shouldn't give people the permission to be reckless and hurtful without concerns for the truth and accountability. Hey, babe, this is not an open mic. I hope you can both. Open mic on badslava.com. I hope you can both appreciate where I'm coming from. Warmest regards.

Now, don't be hitting us with these big-ass words and then hitting me with a warmest regards. Because warmest regards is actually the opposite of it. It's not warm. It's very cold. It's not cold. Cold regards. Yeah.

She actually felt no regards. Is she mad at us? Does it seem like that? It's not like she's mad at Tamika. Tamika. Tamika. Hey, if you want to complete your case and you want to give receipts as to...

I'm not mad at that. Did you provide shuttles for the guests? Was there more than one key? Did you want your fiance make them wait outside the gate for half an hour? You have receipts for that? Please send us the Uber receipts

or whatever. And you say you show up for friends when she asked you to come to her show? Why could you have not come? Why were you so unavailable? How much money do you owe Mika? Ooh, that was insane. She said she subsidized your lifestyle

for quite some time. Now, I'm not even going to hold you on that. I thought she was... I don't believe that. You don't believe what? I don't believe... Subsidize her. I don't believe that.

that is where I was like now girl I see you you working and whatever but I don't how much money would you you give somebody a hundred dollars here

three hundred dollars oh you subsidizing their lifestyle come on well how much does it need to hit is there a threshold for it to be a subsidy

fifteen hundred dollars I need to give somebody fifteen hundred dollars fifteen hundred dollars it needs to be how about over a thousand dollars that's

but if they've been together for that if they've been friends for that long If you owe me $1,000, you owe me $1,000, babe. Black. Okay, you know what? And that's why you need this podcast so much.

I do. That's why you needed that deposit to come through. I needed that deposit because I was spending... I need this money, Stoney! I need this money! And that's because I spent a lot of money on the cruise. What money did you spend on the cruise? Girl, there was a lot of activities, a lot of things.

Well, you didn't even get into the excursions that duped you. No, because it's clear that I didn't really have a mess. It was a beautiful cruise. And the only mess was that why did I think that I was going to have a threesome or a foursome or whatever? Why did I think any sexual things were happening besides me and my girlfriend? Considering it wasn't talked about before. And I'm sober. And I ain't got swag.

You got to talk about it on land before you get in the water. Yeah. So we going to get on this cruise. And we going to bop, bop, bop. Like, you know what I mean? like she's a type a person so she likes to be in control she would have planned the reason some people you got to plan well babe if you're listening to the pod right now go ahead and plan the threesome for the next excursion they're trying to go on i love that that's what next

time you guys go to get out i want to hear the all the details i want worthering heights you know well i just i don't want my friend to think that i'm trying to you know what friend gather gather you know but well stop trying to bang your friend i'm not trying to bang my I just it was the cruise I was like hey maybe this way and it's like

no it's not we sister Sydney wants to bang her sister and that's the note that I would like to leave out my sister is blocked

babe she's blocked okay sister's blocked talk about subsidized lifestyle nevermind JK JK JK

anyway gotta go um yeah let us know your thoughts and if you really want Sydney to give you the mess of the

cause she she was calling me foaming at the mouth with mess and she didn't give y'all none of that today but you know what

we'll save it for the Patreon yeah and I'm going to Edinburgh in August so please get tickets tell everybody

where's that Scotland yeah I need I need to be sold out at the Monkey Barrel August 5th through the 15th I'm only doing

12 shows 5th through the 15th yeah I'm on I'm only doing 12 shows you heard it here first folks I'm only doing 12 shows cause that's all

my time permit so come see me babe she's busy I am and I tell better stories on that on that particular show than I did today

you gonna do you gonna do cruise content no oh okay she's not gonna do none of it so definitely go see the show it's very good yeah

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