MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - “The Twins Experts” with Aminah Imani & Nzingha Murphy

Episode Date: May 10, 2019

Tia and Tamera who? Aminah and Nzingha finish each others shade as our Twins Experts on this weeks episode of Unofficial Expert! Discover the longest they've held up a feud, who's actually older, and the reason they got shamed at the Twins Day festival. Also, Sydnee and Marie give a shoutout to Diedre or Bianca. We still don't know which it is!----Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus----BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON:www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpertBUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcastFOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT:https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpertFOLLOW SYDNEE:https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbwhttps://twitter.com/justsydnycFOLLOW MARIE:https://www.instagram.com/Reeezyhttps://twitter.com/MsReeezyFOLLOW ANDREW:https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guyTHE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expertSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Forever. Dog. Hi guys. Whoop whoop. Hey friend. Whoop whoop. How you doing? Coo coo. I don't know what any of this is. Are the cops coming? What's happening sis?

Hi. How are you? Ah, what a great day. You look good friend. Absolutely not. I am haggard, you know, just out there supporting friends in Harlem the night before. Okay, far. How long did your Uber pool take to get home? bitch like an hour and a half wow you could have taken the train with me i was like yo but i took

that cute ass nap and i was like god is good so when you take an uber pool from that far away from your house how many people are you picking up people in the city too well to be honest i took an uber x but i was originally gonna do a pool i was gonna do the pool how much the x cost it was $40. $40. Wow. But the pool was $38. So I was like, I might as well just splurge.

Yeah. And you know Adrian wasn't trying to split it. And I was like, wow, you're just going to have me pay all of this by myself? Sounds like you need to get a boyfriend on the side. No, he would have been like, yo, we taking a bus. He'd be like, put your arm out. Come on, we're going hitchhike to Bushwick. Exactly.

Come on, put your ashy ass thumbs out. Oh, shut up, bitch. Yeah, exactly what you said. Well, we did support a friend yesterday in Harlem. You know, I honestly I've been to Harlem six times in my life And I'm from here So if I'm going up there, someone's paying for food

Or somebody that I like So shout out to Amina Imani Yeah, it was quite inspiring To see my friend actually do comedy It was weird She was up there looking real juicy too She had the shirt tucked in She had the toes out

I was like, nigga I was like, is this a special? Is she doing a special right now? okay to be honest by far the best person in the show oh the host was trashed you know we'll bring her in and have her talk about it yeah a minute uh um we were at the store earlier today and uh this girl was like i listen to your podcast all the time and me and cindy were like what's your name and she said it and we were like we're gonna remember that so we can shout you out i heard deirdre and i heard bianca okay so we already forgot the name shout out to deirdre

and or Bianca. Dear Drebanka, Bianca, we love you, girl. We were like, yeah, we're going to shout you out. Forgot it immediately. She was still in the store

when we forgot her name. Yeah, I was like, girl in Mystique. And then Marie was like, don't tell anybody we was in Mystique. Say we were in Saks. Say you saw us in Saks.

Niggas know that we will not be in Saks unless somebody gifted us some shit. Well, maybe somebody was gifting me some stuff. You know, we verified now. Oh, true.

Okay, blue checks. Blue checks. Blue checks, baby. Blue checks, not bringing in no checks. Blue checks, no checks. Wave check, no check. All right, it's hot in here, and I feel like it's too many people at the table. Okay, wait.

I'm supposed to ignore them. Right, right. So what were you an expert in this week? I was an expert at forgetting people's names. You see, I'm just trying to keep it moving. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what I do.

What were you an expert in? And I was an expert in supporting my friend. And I bought an extra ticket for my girlfriend. And mind you, the ticket, I thought it was a ticket, but it was. Did you buy an extra ticket for your girlfriend? I bought a ticket for her. Because Adrienne said you made her Venmo you the money. I did not.

For her ticket. She sent me the money, but I didn't ask for it. But did you take it? Did you take the money? I didn't ask for the money. Okay, see, so then you didn't, okay, wow. Anyway. You facilitated the ticket.

Back at the ranch, it was not a ticket to get into the Apollo. It was a parking ticket for Apollo. How much did you pay for this ticket? $27. That shit is, Apollo is a scam. The show. Was the show $27? I don't know, but they scammed me.

I have the ticket to show you. It's just a parking ticket. The parking ticket is $15. And then there was some kind of fee that made it $27. And I just needed to get it. Nah, you bought the insurance for the parking. That's what happened. You know, you got to read these things before you hit confirm.

I was just wanting to hurry this up. And I forwarded it to Adrienne and she didn't read it. So it's really her fault. It sounds like y'all need more books in your lives. But the good thing is, is that somebody online had two extra tickets and then we got in because you were late. Wow. Look at God. When I tell you God be providing for you, say Lord.

Good Christian gays. Good Christian gays. Speaking of good Christian gays. Speaking of gays. Our guests today. One is not gay. One is gay adjacent. No, no gay no more.

Adjacent is the right word. She's delivered. Delivered. Right. Saved. okay and this is the first time we've ever had two people in the studio at the same time no we had corinne and christina yes we did have them that is true yeah i i'm i forgot uh here's something that we yeah we're cutting that in we're cutting it out uh our guest today this is the

first time we bought somebody back though yes and y'all know first time yeah aminah imani she uh hosting it with us every Sunday. Hey boo. What's up? And your sister Nzinga a twin

they are you want us to say your last name because you got a real job. No it's fine. I mean everything is private and protected.

I don't know what that means. That means her you only have access if it's granted but hey. Oh I like that. That's a move

for 2019. And they are girl it is like June. you just decided what your moves for the year are i mean that was i just learned it you only have access if you're granted okay flip it and reverse it let's bring you in one more time um there are twin experts give it up for amina and nzinga yeah oh i didn't know i couldn't talk y'all was doing my intro yeah like you've never been in a podcast before i held my breath for

five minutes. It's been five minutes. You didn't even wait that long. I held my breath for five minutes. Y'all had me dying. I couldn't laugh. You could have left. I forgot to say that. I wanted to chime in. It was so entertaining. Every time I watch y'all, it's crazy how I'm just

still amazed. Well, that's how we felt when we saw you on stage last night. Look at that. So we all go together. That's crazy. I think that's why we're friends. Honestly, we can't have a friend that's not doing that well. We don't have a separate group chat. Wait, can we get sis in the group chat?

I feel like you're the type that just will not even respond. Yeah, I am. You don't be sending memes. I'm the type in the group chat that will read the message and be like, and put my phone down. But you also seem like the type that maybe won't read the thing. You just like look at the preview in the notification window. And don't even open it. And then you're like, I'm going to get to it later.

What do you do? Sometimes. It just depends. Zynga, I feel like you leave people on read a lot. You got your read receipts on? No, absolutely. I actually try to be that person that is very responsive however it just

depends like if I'm during the middle of the day if you're texting me while I'm teaching I'm going to have to get to you later did you hear that folks she got it just she's teaching the youth she's teaching the youth she's a pillar of our community

I definitely am if you want to Venmo her something that would be great what's your Venmo Nzinga Murphy you got to spell that Yeah, you don't even really know how to say it. N-Z-I-N-G-H-A-M-U-R-P-H-Y. What does your first name mean?

Beautiful and powerful. Remember the dude at the club last night that asked the girl what her name meant? And she said beautiful too. And he was like, in what language? No, I was weeping. I was weeping because she didn't make that up. She didn't. It means beautiful.

Well, I mean, it's 2019. You can say whatever you want. You got to come up with a better lie. It's 2019. I'd be like, it's one of Abraham's wives in the Bible. yeah because everyone's believing you

exactly oh I know what's in the bible okay tirade as soon as it gets religious people are like is she right

exactly but Sydney what does your name mean what nobody has ever asked me that now I don't know

how old I am but I've known I'm gonna google my name right now nobody has told me what my name means can you google mine too the way it's spelled

or the white people way just probably just probably Google Sidney like with Sidney Poitier or maybe Sidney Australia no I feel like Sidney means

Sidney means relatable just like you that's what it means that's what it means people person very common sounds like Sidney means liar

but no but the way you just said it I believed you and then I just heard you no not know your name I don't know my name no I would have believed you if you hadn't said

no one ever asked you Sidney means it's a French baby name uh but the american version it means what follower of follower of a saint follower of a saint of saint denny's i don't i don't know him follower of saint denny's you're like denny's i do love a diner that's my shit you do okay lover of diners lover diners that's what it is that's what my name means sydney means uh steak for the table Oh, steak freaks.

That's what I like. I love a steak freaks. Oh, that's perfect. Oh, that's perfect. And Amina, what does your name mean? But you should put that in your bio. It means truthful. Really?

All the lies you can tell in a group chat. The number of lies I've heard you tell. You are the fakest person I know. But can I also tell y'all that Amina was Prophet Muhammad's mother's name? I don't care about none of that. That was in Ecclesiastes. What book that is? Genesis?

All I know is Amina that's in the New Nick Nigga group chat lies. That's the name of our group chat. It's called New Nick Niggas. New Nick Niggas. Okay, wait. So y'all are not identical twins, but you look exactly the same to me. Who's the older sister, Amina? I am.

Six minutes. I know. Y'all about to learn a lot about us. Yeah, everyone thinks that I'm the oldest. Because you seem more responsible. And look how you've been talking for the past 10 minutes on this podcast. Loosen up. Okay, she was like, however.

currently sincerely and most importantly honestly I don't think anyone's ever said however in the two years that we never you said how I said wow

we should put that on her shirt well hold on hold on now however hoodies hold on she's a teacher because she knows words but also I've seen

her drink Hennessy with apple juice let's talk about it your birthday two years ago that's when I met your sister and I was like

Amina y'all are definitely nothing alike oh my goodness which I fell in love with her that's in the past though so yeah but when I first met your sister

I was like ooh Amina that's you with money yeah I said Amina look at the gym sis look what the gym can do the before and after

she's after oh wow well Amina is the older sister yeah I am so about six minutes okay wow came out first

and they said Zynga didn't get enough food I ate all the food so she was like a few pounds lower than me I see it I kind of see it

I could kind of tell 32 years later I see it wow wow it's like wow yeah I mean

it all did I'm not body shaming my friend it be your own people my friend is beautiful I love her body you know I love my friend

I mean do you consider yourself plus size now I mean somebody did call me a BBW the other day but I retract that and

I don't think you reject that in the name of the Lord exactly but I don't know man, the sizes I've been putting on my body, I'm like, I gotta stop. I'm definitely in that full

figure. No, you're not. You look slim last night. Well, slim is the wrong word, but you look good last night. Sister, please stop. Please stop. Guess my size. What size y'all think I'm wearing right now? Well, you're not our size. Well, first of all, though, we probably would never. What do you wear right now?

She's like a two. Yeah, we would never. Last time I was wearing a two, yeah. You said middle school. Middle school, yeah. Wow. I was wearing kids. That was that teacher's shade right there. She said, you got that little body. She said, okay, JonBenet Ramsey.

Toddlers and tiaras, we're adults. Right, right, right. Cool, cool, cool. I just want us to make sure, listen, everybody is set up differently. I just wanted us to be clear like, okay, let's put things into perspective.

Oh, I see. Now y'all teaming up. They finishing each other's shade now. Finishing each other's shade. Well, we're actually sisters in shape. I'm also a size two. Are we identical twins, Marie? Maybe. We borrowed them jeans.

You still wearing natural deodorant or can I use that blouse? Oh, sis, you're going to have to wait. We're going to put it in the dry cleaner. You're wearing natural deodorant, Sydney? Adrian got me on and out because she says, I don't want you to have cancer. And I was like, I'm ready to die. It's fine. I don't want to smell like this anymore.

This is weird. this relationship is a lot it really is stressful what's the name of it she has to carry she has to carry with her because she got to reapply every hour

but you know I wear natural deodorant so we should talk about this okay so what do you wear I wear Green Titans but it's $15 does it work yeah it works

sis what you wear yeah how you feel sis let's see I feel better natural deodorant it's going to be a no for me I'm going to send you some of what I got

this is not good I mean it's just if you have to I'm not carrying my deodorant well the fact that the crystal deodorant says crystal on it is real that's meth yeah that's meth with a roll on top um okay wait hold on okay i'm back

yeah i'm back i just i do smell a little it's fine um you're smelling yourself that's why you paused the whole podcast you just smell yourself i'll be okay this way does adrian smell the same way no adrian doesn't smell i've never smelled her ever like underneath her arms her her vagina is always super clean. Wow. Can't do dripping. Her butt's clean. She's like the cleanest person

I know. Why you putting her business out there? Her butt's clean? I just want the listeners to know my girl has water. Since you lose what you brag about.

Oh, wow. Yeah. You might want to calm down. That sounds like Abraham's wife right there. Because Portia was just on Breakfast Club and she's like,

I'm about to tell y'all about my man's stuff because that's how you... Wait, but I thought it was a storyline. Is Portia really with this man? Yeah, they're married.

She is. They serious. girl. It's for real, for real. And she's having a baby? The baby's had. No, the baby's here. Is the baby cute? Unlike our friend Amina, you have a son, right? I do. How old is he? He'll be five in June. Five in June.

Yeah, that's crazy, right? And your sister has been a great... Smart co-parent. Yeah, because you've been taking him. Yeah. So the first time I met you, I was asking Amina, I said, Amina, does your son, can he tell you guys apart? And y'all were like, yeah, he

knows his mom. But Literally, y'all walked in here and I was like, well, which one is my friend? No, it's not. As he's getting older, he's mistakenly calling me mommy now. Well, that's because you're doing a lot. You're doing a lot. You know what I'm saying? When he was younger, like he already knew.

But now he'll be like, mommy. And then be like, I meant Titi. So he does it more now. And I'm just like, it's crazy as he's getting older. But we put my son to a serious test. He can tell us apart. Taking out pictures of real babies. Really?

And my mans would sit there and be like, my mama, my Titi. Wow. I had to put that on YouTube. But Amina, it sounds like she was the skinny baby, you know? So maybe he like know which baby, the long baby. That's crazy. That's crazy that you would throw all that shade this way on a good Friday like this. Amina has actually always been the skinny twin.

Let them know, sis. So I can just, you know, give out the facts. This is the first time in life that Amina has been, well, except when she was pregnant, but in our adulthood that Amina has been bigger than me. Yeah, when I first met Amina, she was like, I felt like you were close to my size. No, we've, well, I know she's never been close. She's still talking about toddlers and tiaras. Amina was probably a size six.

She was smaller, and I thought Amina was gay. She did always have her shoulders up. You did think Amina was gay? I had gay shoulders. Very gay shoulders. Oh, wow, that's crazy. Her haircut, her gay shoulders. Honestly, when you was going through your gay thing, everybody was like, we thought it was going to be you.

Your gay time? The family said that to me. they was like oh we thought you was gonna be the gay one and i was why is that are you more of a tomboy no i honestly don't even i would have i don't know that's weird to me well you know me but i don't know maybe because i'm like a tomboy i'm always like one of the homies you know like yeah i definitely always want to give you a hug yeah like i'm all i don't know i think maybe that might be it i'd be tapping to meet up stay sharp uh so tell us a little bit about where y'all are Because you guys are a little twangy.

The listeners don't know y'all. We're from Atlanta, Georgia. Well, we actually were raised in Atlanta. So we actually were born in Rhode Island. And we moved to Atlanta. But don't tell nobody that. Don't tell nobody Rhode Island. Just say Atlanta.

Well, it's part of our roots. I just want to be honest. Yeah. Wow. I be lying. Because a lot of people in Atlanta be like, you weren't born in Grady. You weren't born there.

Don't do that. And so we moved to, our family moved to Atlanta when we were three. And so out of the seven of us, we have five other siblings. we were the only one who went to public school and so that's why we have a southern accent oh so that's the miseducation of

okay cause it could all be so simple we went to school with the commoners and this is now how it sounds I'm sorry you went to school with the paupers the paupers and but you're a teacher so it's fine so you're teaching kids with this twang listen teach the babies with the DC twang

yes absolutely that are very cultured so now we yeah you could tell our southern charm off top from our beautiful accents I mean we didn't say charm it's definitely a charm sis you don't see this twinkle in my eye sis I thought those was eye boogers

I do feel like you're really good with people you think so? yeah I mean you know how to get in there you think so? yeah that's how we became friends you can automatically tell at your face you don't want to have nothing to do with nobody so that's why when people mistake you for Amina it's like

absolutely not. She is Stone Cold Austin looking at everybody like, what are you looking at? We're not doing here. Listen, we became friends because you were stalking me at my show. I need you to stop with this narrative. I gave you an opportunity for your career. Bitch, Amina, I remember

you coming to the warm up. Tell him. And I had, it was the day I met you and you were like, y'all got some time? I was like, sir, I don't know you. I was coming for my reparations. You need to let I know.

I was like, yo, my man. Amina, stop it. Marie, and let's not talk about how you pulled up on the show. You didn't have your ID. You said, can you come outside for a second? And you're like, yeah, I'm going to need your ID. And I said, wait, you want me to give you an ID and some time? You got pick and choose, bitch.

What you want? You want to get in? Just one of them days. You want to get in? You want to go home? I was stalking you, Amina. No, I was just playing. Amina, tell the story from your perspective.

Maybe you remember it different. Yeah, well, I was just being foolish. I would come to her shows. She came to my shows a lot. She had a weekly show. And then she wanted to do comedy. Yeah. And then I gave her some time.

This is before you started doing comedy? Yeah. Was this before the titties? Oh, you had the titties. No, this was before the titties. Yeah. Flat chested? Yeah, flat chested.

Mamina finally gave me some time. I bombed. It was fine. Wait, how long have you had these boobs? These, I don't know, like four years. Really? Yeah. No.

No, I've known you for five. Okay, so six. It's been some time It's been a long time That was a long time ago Yeah When we met Yep

And here you are Still friends Yeah Oh I did have boobs But I had my first round of boobs When I met you And then I got new boobs Right after that

Wow I didn't know you went in twice Yeah I had money at the time She was like Make them bigger Yeah The doctor was like Okay

I was like Well I'm gonna do a payment plan You know I'm gonna do a You know 200 here 500 there That's what I'm imagining

He's looked like the way they do. It's fine. Yeah. You're not ashamed. You got a blouse on. Your boobs look fine. She got a sheer blouse on. Thank you.

Why are you covering your boobs with your hair? Because I need Amina to do my hair again. That's what I really need. I got you, sis. I got you ASAP. Oh, tell the listeners about your many businesses that you have. Let's just do your hair right now while we're doing the podcast. That's what I thought.

The mics do swivel. Just swivel the mic. I did ask you about that. I was like, if you could do my hair while we do the podcast, that would really make it the black experience. Yes, yes, yes. and said nah no because I don't think

you've ever done hair while doing a podcast no that'll be something new we'll be changing everybody's lives first I bring an extra person now I'm doing hair it's like

a new vibe for y'all well I wanted to say this you guys have been it's gonna be shady I already feel it changing the narrative yeah

Amina loves us do you love us? I love you a lot yeah both of you guys oh my god okay listeners can you please give Nzinga money

I mean she is first of all say her name right Yeah Nzinga An Nzinga Well because it starts with an N And then it's a Z

And you know we like Well what a foundry Nzinga Nzinga You guys have talked about Your first time of when You met me But my first time

I think experiencing you both Was at our 30th birthday party Which was the most lit Party ever guys No we definitely had a blast However y'all came in Very vicious Tell us

Tell the listeners about them Okay tell us about ourselves I was like they're monsters Because Sidney popped the air mattress? No, that's a lie. Y'all came in with all the shades. Y'all was very judgmental. And then on top of that, very opinionated.

And I'm like, first of all, I just met you. You were in my house. I've seen you before. What did we say? I don't remember. You're a liar. But I loved every moment because it's just like, that's what you live for. And I said, I love them.

How do you remember us that clearly though, dude? You was pretty lit that weekend. You only get first impressions once. And so my first impression, remember, y'all stayed right at my house. We did. Yeah, we did. We were very thankful to be able to. At the condo?

Mm-hmm. At the little townhouse? We was there. I feel like you had a porch. No, I didn't. I was like, Amina, you had a quick comedy. And a backyard. I said, your sister's doing it.

Wow. What y'all don't know is that, well, y'all probably know by now, but Amina's the messiest person alive. So everything y'all said behind doors, she told me. So she was like, oh, so your sister doesn't live here. Who said that? Wait, what? I don't remember this conversation at all.

Which one of y'all was talking about? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, yo, these girls are messy. That might have been you, friends. I love it. Honestly, that's what happens with mess. You say mess, and mess begets mess. I know, and I forgot about the mess I said.

That's crazy. No, but when I saw the birthday and saw you guys together, I was like, damn, I wish I had a twin. Like the bond that you guys have And the love It just can't be replaced And it's just so great to see And you guys had like matching outfits

And it was like y'all too old for this But it's fine Yeah didn't you guys Didn't you guys We didn't have matching outfits But you had the same shoes And we just so happened to have the same shoes That was actually just a coincidence

She had bought it somewhere else I bought it somewhere else And then we came together And it was like oh my god We got the same shoes But I just Even when I was in your bathroom today we use the same

everything facial wash facial wash I'm like this is not the same makeup wipes sometimes we have the same nail color

at the same time what? and it's something we have and you guys both got the same nose ready? at the same time? she used to use

Sensadine toothpaste but then she I thought she had cold paste why did you just switch because they said when you use sensitive toothpaste

it actually makes your teeth a little more sensitive yeah so that all is by coincidence yeah it's not nothing really discussed

okay well let's talk about some of the stuff that our twin stuff yeah did you guys get your piercings together we did we did yep against my mother wishes did you guys get your period at the same time no no we had two different experiences amina had it first fast you fast ass and it's also funny because my first time we were actually at a swimming meet and amina had to help me to teach me put a tampon because y'all were teaching each other how to put

tampons in my mom was going to be found well my sister was up too close no my older sister was She was supposed to teach me, and she was swimming in the water already. We was at practice. She doing back shrugs. So I had to come outside. My coach was like, hey, hey, hey, why you not in the water? And I'm over here like, I'm like, Zadia, I need assistance. What's the age difference between y'all and Zadia?

Two. Two years. Oh, okay. I love Zadia. So we kind of grew up as triplets. Yeah, that's why people only think it's just us three, but it's four more that are older than us. But it's like a 12-year difference. So that's why.

And we look different. They do. your brother definitely he's like lighter yeah I have a light skin my dad and then my mom is the darkest side

so I talk about my light skin versus my dark skin side of the family you do do that in your you did not do that I didn't do that last night I've never had dark skin oh yeah

but it's different they all ratchet it's just a different type of ratchet yeah well I know we were there we were there for the birthday and I was like oh Amina

we're her close friends yeah yeah yeah because she's letting us see a lot so much so So much. I mean, but honestly, like, my family, they chill.

Like, y'all come through. We had a good time. It's not really nothing to be, like, hiding or anything. I really think at the end of the day, we have a good... When we're together, it's actually better. It's when the family is apart. You be like, well, what the hell? Like, let's just have a family reunion so we can come back and enjoy each other.

And love each other. Yeah, but it seems like y'all are pretty close. Because you sent, like, you sent your son down to D.C. And, like, right? He goes to camp by you or with you. so like you have a really good support system

let me tell you before my son I wasn't even rocking with my family after my son that's all you were like oh yeah

thank you so much for giving me I need all y'all were you there when she gave birth I was not where were you I was actually

on the bus back to D.C. oh man we had did lunges and squats that day and I had to go to work the next day right

but he came right after she he came right after I left when she left to go to the bus I started having contractions did you come back Just at the weekend, the next weekend.

She's like, sis, the baby already coming in. The bus was not refundable. I was like, yeah. She wasn't going, and then when you buy a day of it, it'd be like $90. Right? Yeah. It's like, I'm not, I'm not doing that.

You're like, I already didn't pay $20. You be on the Pumwa bus. Yeah. But my oldest sister was there. She cut the umbilical cord. Zadia. Okay. When Amina was pregnant, how did that make you feel?

Because did you feel like, oh, look, that's me pregnant too. Kind of. Absolutely not. Amina was still walking faster than me when we were trying to catch a train it was

it was no difference at all she was still shaking and moving yeah honestly people think twins are we have a special bond

but honestly we're just like best friends that look alike right so y'all don't feel each other's pain y'all already got

the key ingredients like if you tell the person everything if they're involved in every part of your life like that's already kind of what a twin is

I don't have any friends like that I tell them everything I mean Sydney i know hey marie i try so hard i try so hard no because i feel like y'all know probably every detail about each other growing up so you don't like she has she's about you know she has her boyfriend like it's so out of man how was the transition you know you was with a woman for a

long time now you had a guy he's actually quite nice i like him yeah there was no transition needed at all. So you just want to forget about that whole ass relationship you had with a woman? Well, this is the thing. You see, this is why you straight bitches

fuck y'all. Fuck y'all. Y'all want to come over, hang out in the pool, and then when you done flipping, flopping your feet, then you're like, oh, you know what?

Actually, I don't even like water. I don't even want water. Who set these boundaries? Why we can't just do what we love to do? Well, sister, first of all, when I was with my girlfriend, we still used a strap-on.

That's why I'm trying to tell you there was no transition. I feel like we're sisters now because you're telling me everything podcast just got okay she dropped that however real quick however we were strapping on

so like if you want to be honest about it you're over here taking everything personal okay let Sidney be the advocate for all lesbians so I'm going to be the advocate for people who taste the water and then you go taste the rainbow bitch

how do you taste water let me taste this hold on Yeah, and I ask Amina all the time. I'm like, girl, you don't want to try that? Ooh, this water bad. You don't want to try that? Well, it's not artisanal, but you know, it's Polish.

No, that was Amina talking about being gay. She's tasting the water, the gay water, and she's like, no, thank you. Me okay, me good. No bueno, no bueno. No bueno. It's missing something. It's missing the dick. Yeah, that's what it is.

It's pain. That's what it's missing. A hundred percent. and then when we like we were very serious so then we started talking about having kids and all this

and I'm just like I'm not paying this money when I actually liked it wow so that's what made you how long were y'all together we were together for four years

that's a long fucking time imagine Adrienne woke up tomorrow and was like that is not how it happened though but I'm just saying

okay well let's talk about it leading up to it I feel like Amina had something to say about it she was probably like come on back on over to the I was actually very

supportive during her whole time i don't i mean we give us each other judgment and feedback but it was toward the end that that's when i was like girl you gotta get up out of here yeah my girlfriend was very jealous and like she's the reason why i deleted my instagram account oh how many followers because it wasn't a lot like oh so we don't even have to mention it she said it was like 800 don't be lying listeners get my sister's numbers up now I need y'all to follow her on the ground.

I'm saying because she literally be like, how is this person following you? Why did they just like your picture? Why did you post this picture? It just sounds like she was unemployed. That's some unemployment shit. That sounds like some real

Lawrence insecure. Nina was at a comedy show one day. We were laughing at some jokes. She didn't think I should be, have been laughing at those jokes. She left us. Could you imagine performing and coming outside

and you ain't got no ride no more? You thought the show was going good. Thank God for Uber. you were like wow who are we going to get something to eat wait hold on

your ride left you yes that's domestic abuse my girlfriend at the time not my ride it was my girlfriend at the time yeah that's

domestic abuse yeah but the whole time that they were together in the beginning it just seemed like it was better than men but then after a while

I'm like girl that's the same relationship I just hate you need to let that go so your man was leaving you too I feel like dating I feel like dating women

has to be hard no I just I feel like it's a lot of emotions and feelings oh my god we going through the pads

and the tampons too fast Haitian Marie over there no emotion at all who paying the check like I just it's too complicated for you it's too much I mean honestly

when you like simple things you just keep it the way you like it I don't knock you know y'all vibes though do your thing all I know is is certain things that I miss and me being here

and I'm not getting back until Sunday evening at 11 o'clock I will come back home and all of my food is prepped for the week. He's going to rub your feet. No.

When I was with my girlfriend, all of my food was prepped for the week. I had my Brussels sprouts, my salad, my chicken grilled, my mushrooms, everything.

So I feel as though with that woman intuition, I was like, Marie, I'm planning to get me a little food. I will say with the women intuition, we know our needs.

And so that was the one thing that I do appreciate. I feel like now I have to advocate more and be very communicative about what it is that I need and I have to be

very clear and concise whereas when I was with my girlfriend it was a lot of things that I didn't have to voice because I must not be gay because I be like

I don't remember or feel nothing that's just my experience of course everybody's experiences are different I mean I don't think Adrienne's ever left you at a comedy club

no she would never no but Sydney you have Karen Park for you but she do be prepping stuff and we be having food for the week the Instacart

if she wasn't doing that I feel like you would just eat out I feel like she kind of reels you in a little bit And be like, today we doing broccoli Oh, I forgot to bring Oh, she has the ice cream for you Oh, and I brought you a Biscoff

From Thailand You know they sell it at Walgreens, right? So you saying Thailand, but it's from Thailand Did you hear the twist? She been getting Biscoff all this whole year I'm bringing Thailand Biscoff It's the same dryer shortbread cookie Shut up, Marie

Don't stop it I should have brought one for Marie, my boss My mouth is dry just thinking about it Before you met your girlfriend Did you and Amina Have similar types in people you like? No, and it was weird She would be in a relationship, I wouldn't be in one

I would be in a relationship It's like twins can only handle one relationship at a time I think so too And we actually, when we went to Twins Day, which is in Twinsburg, Ohio Tell the listeners what that is Explain the whole scenario

It's just where all sets of twins come Like quintuplets, what is it? It's like a festival for any doubles, any pairs, any pairs or multiples. That's what it was. Any pairs or multiples. So the name of the town is Twinsburg, Ohio, because it was two twins that died at the same time. It was like one was a mayor. It's like a real weird story.

You know, maybe somebody fact check it for me. But it was like two brothers and then they died in the same place at the same time. So they named it The place after that Since did somebody Make a show out of this We can make this a pilot Okay

We get some hints On MTV Remember when they used to do My Life or something like that Oh okay True Life It was True Life And it was two twins

Who were going there To search for twin boyfriends Because they only wanted To date twins There's couples like that And then they get pregnant At the same time They get married on the same day

What about the twins That play tennis And they live together They share the same bank account They're like double tennis players I would like that and they live in the same house so we're the opposite of that

because when we went it was these two twins that were like hey you guys and we were like yeah you know I think we've always

actually tried to be different yeah we actually went to Twinsburg with different outfits and Ellen and Helen bullied us 80 year old ladies

and was like I can't believe y'all came here not as twins y'all need to have the same nail polish shoes so we had to go shopping and rearrange everything

she twin shamed y'all yeah she really did where'd y'all go we went to Rainbow she wasn't gonna say it don't tell her I mean it's like

it's like sophomores in college like come on it was okay but we did we had to get those pictures all the time

but why would y'all go to Twinsburg to experience that and not bring a single matching thing you know what it is when we grew up from the minute

we always had to dress alike and I think after a while we went through this thing in middle school where I had like cut her face

out of all my photos oh my god Did you accidentally cut your own face out of one of the clothes? No, I knew exactly what I was doing. And so. With them lefty scissors. The scissors that be like turning a little bit. I'm precise with the scissors even till this day.

I know. I mean to be cutting things. And you know it's a Polaroid too. So it's thick. It had layers. And so after that, especially like we wanted our own friends. We just kind of, we needed that distance to make a healthy connection for ourselves. We were tired of being the twins.

it's always the twins you're not seen as two people you're always seen as one they would call you guys the twins when did y'all

stop dressing alike because I feel like parents like that like my mom used to dress me I want to say maybe 6th grade yeah middle school

we probably didn't dress alike but then high school we started getting back into our love high school we found it was cute to be twins so we kind of

y'all started getting friends y'all were wearing crop tops the thin belt and the G-unit sneakers that was our social status clap hands

at that point y'all was wearing Echo? Yes. No, we actually were not wearing Echo. However, we would have. Okay, so Echo adjacent. Yeah, we weren't fortunate to be wearing name brand.

I didn't have no Marshalls in Atlanta. There we are. Because that's where I got mine. I don't want my mom to go with you. Marsh Exposed, maybe. And then my dad would go take us and give us gift cards to The Gap. What's wrong with The Gap? The Gap is cute.

Pull a little button down for some slacks. Now, because we're adults, but in high school, what, you wearing knits in the homeroom? Slacks. Jackies I don't know We're gonna put you On a nice flannel

In the Atlanta City School A cardigan I don't see what The problem is A kerchief Where did you grow up Sydney I told you

Oakland, California And then I moved To New York Which I was wearing In Oakland Oh bikies Not Nikes Bikies

Those were your shoes I think that's A different culture Like back home It's like It's like hood rich You feel me Yeah so it's like

Labels That's why like Feli Yeah, that's what the people... I grew up with war, but I wasn't... My parents weren't buying me that stuff either. So when I went to a Marshalls or a TJ Maxx or a Quota Sale somewhere,

it was like, look, look at my Echo. My one name brand thing. But see, that's you as one. It's two of us. And now we gotta come together to get two of the same. We need two. And then it was three of us, so my mom really went shopping for us like that, and we swam. So we did a lot of sports, and our money

really went to those activities, because swimming is expensive. But swimming paid for college. My mama did it right. She did. She baby. Baby. Scholarship.

When Amina, okay, so it was at your 30th birthday party when Amina was, I learned that y'all had went to Howard on swim scholarships. Did you hear that listeners? Repeat it one more time.

They went to Howard on a swim scholarship. Niggas made me win. I didn't even know Howard had a swim team, sis. That's how impressed I was. We didn't know neither until they wrote that check.

How much are you? I think I can do this. That's insane. So what, did you guys ever have to swim for each other? Like as each other? I paid a zinger to swim for me. How much? You made her pay you?

No, because it was events you don't want to do, long distance, stuff that you don't want to do. So I'm like, yo, I throw you $20 to hit this 200 brush stroke. Our coach used to make us swim everything. And it's like, we're not good at everything. And so he's just like, it's training. Either way, you'll get better. and so we've switched up

before because no one could tell us apart with a swimming cap and the same swimming suit so I'd be like swim this and then

she'd be like swim this no really so we would interchange our events but then it would be events where I would only have

so then I'm like sis like what I gotta do for you to swim this wait am I being gross like what isn't like they can't tell

your face but your body right no our bodies were very identical like y'all had the same butts we had broad shoulders

we had the same shape so if you guys took your tops off right now are you gonna have the same boobs well she's had a baby and we don't swim anymore

you're disgusting Zynga said nah my body's still tight sis she's coming with so much new gay energy what is this new gay energy she's like energy

both of y'all gonna pull your like we're at a podcast where no one can fucking see us calm down Sydney got her tits out take your shirt off

oh sis don't do that don't act like I didn't see some stuff in this scene she did see some stuff you lived in the past and i was like oh amina i know what you look like now oh my goodness no um but when we were younger we both had like broad shoulders boxy shapes no hips so it wasn't like we weren't fully developed

like it wasn't like that so you couldn't tell us apart my coach nobody could tell it my mama come out there blind like which one is which go amina no that's a zinger swimming some like so a stranger would have to tell her that's in zinger swimming it says it in the heat sheet your mama like well i forgot my reading glasses at the house so i couldn't really tell exactly we used to play tricks on my mom all the time like what so she would come back in the room and i put on the same outfit and come back to see if my mom peep and she it's only one person who knows us sharp and it's my auntie my aunt debbie really yes on the phone and everything oh no our aunt debbie she's been battling cancer for some years now so she wasn't able to make it to her 30th

birthday. But we love her dearly. That's like my homie. Does she have any Venmo? Oh. Do y'all make a lot of money from just saying? The way that Sydney's talking, it seems like we make no money. Let me be very clear about what my cash app was.

But my line is about to say, y'all can just send me the Venmo. Yeah, Amina's gonna, they're gonna twin, they're gonna share it. I'm gonna make sure my auntie see it. you see this jacket i got on this for you auntie wait can that be merch this one's for you

they don't stop they did not stop this is what i'm saying like from the beginning i'm like oh i was not ready yeah we're just rude being anyone up there we were like okay i was surprised y'all Okay, we hopped in a Honda, a 1996. What was we driving in? It barely had AC. It felt like a Camry. Yeah. And we came and we did our due.

We had a good time. I had a great time. I think that's when we bonded, huh? Yeah, well, when I saw all your family, I was like, oh, I love family-oriented people. They usually come from good places. Even though I know I saw your family, I was like, oh, they down to earth. You know? Down to earth.

Quote, quote. They got their toes out. yeah no it was cool um i would i don't think my family could ever come together that way because too many people don't like too many people yeah and my mom is like well if i'm not talking i'm not talking to you because you said in 1978 like my mom is like not like that but like my when my my mom and dad's my dad's family don't like my mom oh really okay so when my brother was born they were being shady to my mom and she was like well i remember yeah i remember that wow that's And, you know, my family will never meet up because I don't want to see them niggas.

That's real. They can meet up, but I won't see them. Right. You're not going to go to the reunion or nothing? What is that? What is a reunion? So you don't talk to like your cousins and nothing like that? I mean, I missed a funeral when I was in L.A.

Oh, yes. I forgot to follow up about that. Yeah. I mean, I missed the funeral and I did feel bad about it, but I was like, I don't want to be in the hole going to a funeral. Like, I would be missing out on the things that I was doing in L.A. and I also didn't have enough money to go to Oakland. Yeah.

I gotta spend money to go to a funeral? I need this money to live, baby. That's usually how funerals work, though, sis. You send your condolences. Right, I understand that, but if you don't have it, you don't have it. Oh, yeah, no, that's true. Yeah, but I fucked up.

I should have called and been like, hey, I'm not coming, but I was like, she's already dealing with so much stuff. I didn't want to be like, hey, I'm not coming while you're doing it. You sent a text? You still want to do that, though, because it means something. Did you send flowers or anything?

You didn't send no flowers? No. Wow. I had all my money tied up. Cindy, go ahead and drop your Venmo so they can get you some money for these flowers. For these flowers. No, she lost her family. It's done.

It's over. You think so? I feel like we were on the phone and I told you to send some flowers. You did say that, but you didn't send me no Venmo. Sis, I don't know who passed. I don't know who. I don't know them. You barely know them, Cindy.

Well, Amina was like, sis, if you really need money, let me know. I did. I offered and you was not receiving and I ain't begging nobody to take my money you know what I'm saying you get it I ask you one time and honestly the other time is half it's not even a real ask cause I heard you say no the first time

you don't hit them with the are you sure it's like alright wait are you really frugal frugal like Amina no I'm not into me though cause you out here spending money cause I'm not anymore what kind of shoes you got on let me see

some dusty Chuck Taylors that my boyfriend hates. No, but I be seeing your wigs and bills. I love a dusty converse. I keep trying to tell them. I like when they be like ripped a little bit.

Right there on the side with the baby on the toe. The flap opening up in the front. I used to be about that spending money life, but I'm no longer. I see the bundles

that you get and that's how I knew. Bundles. I knew. You saw the bundles that I used to get. Well, you know, you can reuse that hair.

You know, you just wash it. You don't do bundles no more? Listen, what have you been seeing me with? Oh, you natural now? Now listen, that was my past life

I had to pull Nzinga over to the dark side I used to go through Nzinga old clothes to where's my new clothes but now Nzinga's wearing her own old clothes I think regular people just call them clothes they're not called old clothes they're just called

clothes there is a difference between outside clothes and house clothes now there's a difference you have something wrong with you You thought you were so full of stuff for the right name. She tried to throw a however at you. However, now she wears her old clothes.

That just means she's not handing them down to you no more. So you got to go out and get your own new clothes. I know y'all know the difference between new clothes and old clothes. I don't know what you're talking about. They're just called clothes. Her clothes were new and now they're used to be old. And now she's still wearing the old clothes. They're only old if you bring them to like a thrift shop and somebody else gets them.

Secondhand. they're old after you wash them and it's two different colors the blacks don't match this is charcoal and this is noir it was purple and now it's pink you're being shady

it was just all for fun and me and my sister are the shadiest towards each other so let's talk about that what's the shadiest moment she just slid in my DM's I'm like hey guys what keeps you humble she gonna come and respond did you gain weight oh wow

is that one of the ones that you posted I said did you gain more weight more to be specific yikes she keep me humble she be like

we remember when you ain't had no edges and you well your teeth was spread out Sydney said well well are they back sis

you wanna see them you're you're tucking behind your ears I mean I threw I couldn't see that hair over the shoulder we gonna recreate it

for a boomerang yes please they're there I'm not gonna say they not there but they Thriving? Peezy.

I can't. Well, that being said, Amina has shaved her head. So, you know, it's back now. Amina was doing top knots a couple months ago. I said, Amina. She put it all in a boop. Edges are necessary. Sisters, have you guys had a falling out before?

Absolutely. What's the longest y'all have ever gone without speaking to each other? Was that five weeks? Yeah, I think a month. to a month and a half now almost yeah what happened isn't gonna throw my money because because you paid her to swim and she didn't we moved in together and i paid half of the deposit she paid half i move out i'm like what my half a deposit oh i'm gonna give it to you when i move out she move out i ain't never see the half of the deposit how long after you did she move out

it don't even matter i just realized like sis where my money and she didn't have it forgot how long after you left to be honest who forgets to pay somebody they deposit you forget what's the time difference is what I'm saying. Yeah. A day. Okay? That's what it was. I don't know. Well, then she stole your money. It was only a day. I don't remember what it was, but I... It's so funny because, you know, when there's always three

stories. Okay. Three sides to the story. Thank you so much. What's your side? I honestly don't recall. So, it's funny to hear that you say... She definitely stole their money. Did somebody say they don't recall? You remember she used it to buy old clothes. Yeah. However... However she passed

to you so you got your money i'm like okay no but our fallen outs are have been about money though yeah it's been pretty intense well amina you're very specific about the way your money is handled i don't know if it's you're the type that will on venmo ask for your five dollars that i i guess used or something like that i don't know i owed you five dollars and you were and you requested the five dollars like the day after i'll see nothing wrong i mean that's kind of how that works is there more to the story that was it five dollars we're gonna be petty about five dollars no but you say that but if every time i lend you five dollars you don't pay me back at the end of the year it's like dude that's nine hundred dollars or whatever it might be 25 i'm all about

setting habits and relationships okay that's bullshit that being said you should have given her the money as soon as she moved out because you were going to get the full deposit when you as you can see as we're sitting here now we've moved past it our bond is even stronger that means Amina got some of the old clothes

yeah she got some no she ended up giving me my money but we do be falling out most of the time it's money so that's why we

I think we eliminate that and we're good or trips you bitches be tripping I do be tripping and it's gonna be canceling but now we just have an understanding

of she's not coming yeah she got a job dude she not a comedian but it wasn't cause of that I mean we just sometimes we're both bullheaded

we're also tourists yeah So the thing about it is we're very stubborn. And it's been times where Amina's the more dominant one. So I'm more passive. So I'll just let... Which times? Well, I'm just saying in our relationship, yeah, our 32 years of living, majority of

the time, I'll just be like, okay, and let Amina win. And then sometimes I boss up and be like, no, sis, it's not how we going. And then like, that's how it is. I know, but I always pull bad cards. It gets messy. So I pull out my guns and I'm like, and it's over. It can get pretty ugly.

And I think our family at this point knows. Yeah, they don't even. And then the crazy thing is like one second we could just be going off and then the next minute we skipping down the street. So that's why you can't even talk shit. Yeah, don't even get, don't even. No one needs to get involved and do not pick a side.

Because if you do. And when you pick a side, you going to be lost in the sauce and we gonna be skipping down the street and that's exactly how me and Marie work as well

don't you dare pick sides is it Marie I just wanted to make sure with you the last time she said something you didn't necessarily agree

get y'all twin shit together I mean listen I was born in the 90s Sidney I don't know what year Sidney came out but I

feel like was not the same decade as me wow I mean I'm just gonna I'm gonna leave that right there on the table

for the table shade for the table bastard but i feel like for the most part like we were we know what we're here to do so like we're on the same side in terms of that um but like we'll bump heads with each other about stuff but if some other random person comes in he's like well i don't really think sitting and i'll be like yeah you don't think what yeah right huh or you let them finish and then i'll be like sydney oh don't you love that when somebody's talking shit and they're like you better not say anything and you're like already texting i would never that's why i don't say none of them one of them

about i'll tell you and sing yeah but out of all of our years i literally feel like only two people have come to me trying to talk about amina because people already know don't even try and i call her and i laugh and i'm like yeah she said don't say nothing but that's like yeah right that's the minute that's the second she told me yeah right after that like when when someone says don't tell nobody they should they should also be like except amina but like you know what i mean like when I agree. Right. When someone says to me, don't tell nobody, I be like, Sydney.

But as we're getting older, though, it's certain things, it's kind of like, if I'm frustrated about it, I'll tell you. But most of the times when someone do come to me, you know, as like confiding in me, I respect that. But I'm saying, like, there's actually been a time that someone came talking about Amina and was like, please don't tell Amina. And I'm just like, oh, okay. Even with our family, it's like, even my mama can't call me and talk about this thing because

she don't know about that conversation. I'm calling her right after we get off the phone girl let me tell you about your mama oh that's what siblings do though I've been talking to my sister I've been like call your mom call your mom she looking for you your mother said this don't tell her I told you

but my thing with my sister is I hate when I have news that I want to share with my mom and she shares that news first like she just be like well Maria just booked and I be like come on right and then you wanted to see your mom's face But my mother's kind of a cartoon character about it.

She'd be pretending to be shocked, but she knows. She'd be like, oh, wow. And then what happened? The show got canceled. Wait, she told your mom? No, I told my mom. But she was an example. And what did your mom say?

I didn't even get the tea on that. After my TV show got canceled, my mom was like, you'll be fine. Go get another job. She's not paying none of my bills, so what does she care about? you know she just as long as i'm happy and i'm out here not doing terrible tv shows no more i win yes right yes yes yes it's so hot in here it is i think it's your sweatshirt yeah i don't have a shirt on i don't have a sweatshirt you fool i was gonna say it's your deodorant let me see them crystals shut the fuck up

it's just it's all that hot twin energy when y'all were getting ready to go to college did you guys want to go to the same place or did y'all think uh let's split up our separate ways we wanted to stay together oh i didn't want to go to the same college with you oh wow talking about this no i didn't want to swim remember i went through a phase where i isn't you were doing so well until we were in college no isn't it was prior to i applied to xavier brown's i've applied to schools that didn't even have a swim team you said man this must have been in your head. We're not on the same page with this. It's not on my head. Zynga, you were doing so well in swimming

and I had plateaued and it was just like, what's the point? But then it came. What happened? No, sometimes in swimming, you peak and you just plateau and you could go the same few years during the same exact time and it was just getting frustrating. And the whole

time, sis over here, just PR-ing 0.2 seconds off the Olympic trials and I was just like, you know what? Honestly, it might not be meant for me. And that's when I was just like, I'm going to go to school. school but when the coach said when my coach sat us down when my coach sat us down and told me like this is a job this is how much money i'm gonna get go to howard and i was like okay say no more so then we were together but before that i was just swimming was like i was getting dumb wow

you're learning something yeah you think you know somebody yeah i mean you think you know like i said it's always three sides to a story i mean we could call your coach he he's here actually every show we bring out somebody like in the hallway you were talking shit speaking of your coach but it was good that we went we realized i think especially in college we value being a twin because it was just such a safe space that we get to you when you experience new things with someone it just brings a whole nother comfort so being on that big campus away from home. It was nothing that we couldn't tackle. We was on a track training

together and practice together. Yeah, we did good. I had to force her to come to practice and stuff. Yeah. Speaking of experiences, if you guys can find it in your heart to Venmo me and Marie so we can do experiences together, that would be great. Yo, Sydney, you sound like

a homeless man. The way that you ask for money on the podcast now, you sound like, excuse me, ladies, gentlemen. I be joking half of the time until they sent her money no i mean when i've lost my tooth people were sending me money and when i got when i got arrested people were sending oh my god your life is a crime no but sydney came through when the clutch when they stole my coat yes oh let's talk about that sister sister i came through amina had just bought a new coat uh michael kors coat that i

was like really that's what you're spending your coins on first of all it's cold in new york you want to make a nice michael kors though well it was on sale i was at it was like macy's michael kors okay so i mean that's the only michael kors that i feel like i know so uh you got this new coat went to a comedy show set the coat down didn't even think performed performed came back coat gone i still can't believe it what were you wearing underneath the coat that you left in like a t-shirt because that's how warm the coat is so it's 20 degrees outside you put this coat on a halter top one tube top look y'all think i'm joking i had this sheer shit you got on right now underneath that coat and that coat was gone i was stunned i couldn't believe it it took a minute for

me to process do you think an audience member took it or a comedian you know what it was so many coats thrown down there that i would have took my coat too i'm not even gonna hold yeah but that means but there was no coat there though it was another coat there that i did not want so whoever took my coat left a raggedy coat yeah but that's a new coat for you friend that's your old clothes is somebody new exactly exactly yeah i wanted my michael kors clothes wait anyway so that happened amina hit sydney up and said someone stole my coat and sid came through the rescue sydney said i am going to she posted about it on facebook i posted the jacket and i posted you without a jacket

on in the streets and I photoshopped a jacket back on you. That was real love by the way. Real love. I was like And I woke up the next day

with money for two coats. You hear that? Amina bought two coats. I mean you could have bought a coat and then like some shoes and a bag or something.

Well apparently I needed them two coats because the second coat got stolen. Got stolen. You just can't stop. Amina. You can't stop

won't stop. You get your shit stolen. The way I perform now I keep my stuff at an eye's distance it's so annoying if I don't know your first and last name

and your address you cannot watch my stuff I just can't do it I know I saw you posted a photo the other day your purse was on I was dead

she circled it and people are like you want me home I don't know I only know your Instagram name get out my face imagine

it's like underscore Mike Torres is it Mikey Torres Torres is it is there a dollar sign instead of an S

hashtag funny James yeah but you know what for me I was like man I would hope somebody would do this for me one day but I don't lose my coat you did leave a bar in someone else's coat though once

I did and you left your coat at the bar I did and the coat was not the same size no it was not I don't know why it gotta happen did you return the coat of course that coat was dingy mine was not I put it on and got all the way home.

She called me. I was crying. I was screaming. Sydney, I love that. We didn't get to talk about our twin stuff that we, the crimes we committed. What? Okay. We'll talk about some of the crimes.

We got a little bit of time. Remember I took your final, isn't it? You was texting me the answers. Is that what you're complaining about? Why you cut your eyes at Sydney? Because she was quitting as if she didn't know we could. I took a drug test for you, my dear. Because she's a teacher.

So this is weird. Yeah. And I worked as you. We should really dig up. We can't. Because that's the statute of limitations. That's over. Okay.

Come on, friend. What's the statue? In what state? Exactly. I don't even know. We in New York now. What time zone did you pee in that cup? So you had a drug test and you made her pee for you?

Or she went as you? I went as her. No, I mean, I had to go take my drug test for me. Because she had just smoked or something, but I did what I had to do. Was it really smoking? Yeah. Yeah. That was it.

What you thought it was? You know, Cindy got a lot of white friends. Yeah. She thought it was cocaine. We grew up as athletes, so our bodies were cherished as a tool for us. Temples. So, yeah, so we didn't really play. These bodies paid for college.

Right, but you didn't have some trash dick inside. So don't even come for me like that. I was talking about the past. That's the present. But you can still get a job after having trash dick in you. You can't get a job. Can you? Not if the dick is bumpy and you burn it at work.

If the dick is dirty and it hurts to pee, you got to leave work. In which case, you know, you're going to lose those hours. I'm not doing this for y'all. I'll never forget. Zynga came home one day, and she was like, I'm about to quit my job. And I was like, no, you not. I need a job. So just like those old clothes became my new clothes.

My old job became her new job. So you started working? What was the job? A lifeguard. A year and a half I worked as in Zynga. That's insane. And she would call me and be like, oh, my God. I saw my name.

No, yeah, somebody asked me what my name was, and I said Amina. I'm like, you are in Zynga. wait so how y'all gonna split the social security benefits later we were both dependents at that time yeah you're all exempt yeah yeah you don't make a sound in my mouth sis kiss your brain so um i bought my ticket back home for the winter break and um i ended up my final was during that time amina still was on campus so i said sister just this was before they started you know Taking phones and stuff For taking all

For tests So she had a little flip phone And so I said I'll just text you the answers And she sat in there And she took my test for me Somebody recognized me And I was just like

That's beautiful Did you pass? Yeah She was good Well guys I gotta go To a show So we gotta wrap this up Wow the level of rudeness

You pulling out All your beauty Blotter I just know that this podcast Is about expertise And so I just wanted To make sure we shared Our expertise

Yeah y'all came through Y'all did what y'all did I mean thank you professor So, okay, we appreciate you. You guys did what you needed to do. However, I did want to get into more of the dirt that y'all did. But, you know, it's fine. I like that y'all are, like, you guys got each other's backs.

That's cute. I love it. Sisterhood, brown sisterhood, edges laid, teeth intact. Teeth intact. Teeth intact. Teeth intact. 2020 vision. Ain't got no dusty niggas on they backs.

well we don't know because the text message I saw on the way here in Amina's phone why you gotta be a snitch Amina talk about bad time

I'm like damn it's calm down right we was well I'm gonna text I'm gonna text your sister more I'm gonna establish a better relationship

with her Sydney you are legit putting makeup and things on I'm just gonna record this briefly because you rude yeah

guys do you have anything that you want to plug anything coming up that y'all want to talk about? Yes, please plug. Amina? Oh, yes.

My birthday, our birthday is coming up. Well, see, we don't know when this is going to drop. We don't know when it's... Honestly, we should drop... Yeah, we should probably just... Yeah.

Let's just do it. Yeah, okay. Let's just drop it. Did y'all decide? Yeah, we just decided. Okay. We're going to drop it next week. What you got?

My sister and our birthday are coming up May 16th, but we're celebrating at the Knitting Factory May 19th. But sister's not even going to be there. She might make an appearance.

Okay. You never know. Do you have FaceTime? Yeah, you got to just, you got to give people just something to look forward to, even if it might not happen. You remember over-promise, under-deliver. That's my motto for 2019. No, it's under-promise, over-deliver.

I know what that is, but what I'm doing in life is over-promising and under-delivering. Right. Thank you. Okay. And my mood is also, what is it, good? Access might not be granted. Thank you. Yes.

So. But you trying to get people to come to the show, so you should be granting access. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's why I'm giving them this ticket link. Oh, you got the ticket link. You gonna verbally tell them what the link is? It's a H-T-T-P-B-S colon slash slash Amina dash Mercee dash.

Stop, Amina. Wait, can you tell them your Instagram again? Yes, Amina Imani, A-M-I-N-A-H-I-M-A-N-I. Yeah, I'm trying to get verified like my friends. She got a long way. not after this podcast your followers can go

through the roof and then tell people where they can find you that's okay but thank you so much for having me living my best life you gotta go

I don't want people to find me you can find her on my page I need your social media dude she said that's okay

my social media is used for private purposes oh my god you just shaded the fuck out of our listeners wow fuck you then listeners y'all know

what to do go ahead and put them palm trees under her post palm trees please go ahead and put them palm trees under her post

it's Zynga Murphy oh wait but you're private right just send her message requests with palm trees okay so can you put palm trees

underneath Amina's page cause they gonna share the palm trees just at her yeah so the notifications you know got her

phone vibrating all through class yeah anyway thank you so much for being here yes I love y'all I laugh all the time we love you we really appreciate your friendship

you're a great third you were not but I do want you guys to remember because this was free for me to come so if I need you all to come to my school one day just to inspire the youth definitely I look forward to you all

you at a private school or you at a public school no y'all are verifying and stuff so I just want to make sure if I need you all to come for career day or anything you all will be available what age do you teach no middle school kids are mean no no no

I've done career day for middle school in the Bronx and they were like uh what's your YouTube and I was like I'm not telling you I said I'm not telling you and then the kid was like found it oh I was like I gotta go 100% vicious however

we need you to come and inspire and DC absolutely not absolutely not well you might just so happen to be there and so if I happen to call on you 100% just like I came

you will come but you didn't come here for this you came here for no no no I just so happened to be here in New York and I came

so y'all gotta plan some shit for us to just so happen to be there y'all having another twins day or something like that yeah Sydney and I

will wear matching blouses anyway thank you so much guys just don't want y'all to forget about this time we love you guys so much I already forgot I don't recall

like you and Amina's deposit I don't recall Guys, don't forget to rate, comment, subscribe. Thank you so much for listening. Catch you on the Patreon. Bye. Bye.

Forever. Dog. This has been a Forever Dog production. Executive produced by Brett Boehm, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. For more original podcasts, please visit foreverdogpodcasts.com and subscribe to our shows on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Keep up with the latest Forever Dog news by following us on Twitter and Instagram at Forever Dog Team and liking our page on Facebook.