MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - TRESemmé Wig

Episode Date: December 25, 2020

There's some ho ho hoe's in this here house! In our final episode of 2020, Sydnee, Marie and Andrew discuss Marie's mom turning into a crazy church lady and what we all want for Christmas this year. And remember, Adele is big honey.----Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus----BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast----FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT:https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpertFOLLOW SYDNEE:https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbwhttps://twitter.com/justsydnycFOLLOW MARIE:https://www.instagram.com/Reeezyhttps://twitter.com/MsReeezyFOLLOW ANDREW:https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Forever. Dog. Wow, this is the fourth time we've recorded this intro for this exact episode. Hi, guys. Wow, the things that happened to us. The things, the things, the things. I mean, we recorded a whole Christmas episode. First of all, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Hanukkah.

And if you don't believe in any of those holidays, you know, good for you, too. shout out to Jehovah's Witnesses uh and them being anti-holiday and pro not paying for gifts that you don't feel like paying for I love that for you guys um and you know I'm not Jehovah's Witness but I just I hate the holidays so you know but why do you hate the holidays friend because I'm not close with my family and it's the only time that I'm like damn I need some trees I I need some hot cocoa. And also, yeah, I need my mom. Like, the fucking only time.

I hate it. You need your mom. Well, Sydney, you know, you can get, like, a surrogate mom, you know? I feel like you got a lot of friends with cool moms. I know I do. You got moms in Connecticut that can make you, like, a butternut squash casserole. You got moms. Carolina's mom is in Queens.

You have surrogates. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hear you. I know. I was so nice talking to your mom for Thanksgiving. I saw her. I talked to her like a couple of days after Thanksgiving. And that was sweet.

That was my spirits. Yeah. You get classic. My mom. Yo, the older my mom gets, the more she's turning into a crazy church lady. And me and my sister are looking at my mom like. why can't you get older and just be cool I think I think the pandemic is turning my mom into like like like a real crazy church lady what do you mean talk to me give us some examples set the

scene well she's always been like somebody who like reads her bible like regularly shout out to people who do that bible is a book uh with mad chapters in it so a never-ending book and then it has another book old testament new testament it's mad chapters yeah um anyway so she's always been one of those people uh but instead of going to zoom church during the pandemic she goes to on the phone church like with like this like haitian pastor and like haitian people join in and they don't be muting their phones and also it's like clubhouse i don't know what clubhouse is on the phone it's an app yeah it's an app where it's like it's like a video not video it's audio chat oh yeah should i go on clubhouse what so how do people know when kevin hart was on a clubhouse

i mean you get a no i think it's like a notification or i'm sure people friends were texting yo kevin hart's in here yeah um okay so let's flash back to that apparently there was there's an app called clubhouse a bunch of people were talking about how kevin hart is not funny and then kevin hart showed up to that clubhouse and was defending himself yeah it was a sad night was it if somebody's saying that i'm not funny trust and believe i'm not stepping up in there i don't fucking care those are not the people that i want to be around that energy uh toxic yeah but kevin hart has like a teen choice award and he was like, ah, I'm confident. Also never underestimate the confidence of a rich man. Okay. You tell them

that they can't do something or they do something badly. They have nothing but time to prove you wrong. Right. Like they, in their minds, they're, you know, Jesus or whoever, somebody, Jesus with abs. Um, so I, yeah, I don't know if I would pop up, but I'm also not a rich man. How many people are in in that meeting it was curious a lot of people i don't know how many people but it was a lot okay like over 3k or something like that oh what it was that's how many people can be in a clubhouse yeah it's silly um but yeah i wouldn't be defending myself and if i did come in i was like look at y'all not doing shit what y'all in here doing what are y'all making movies are you what you doing are y'all setting up pitches no or you're just talking about me laughing the thing

about that though is um everyone has time to to see who's saying something about them or who's who doesn't you know what i mean everyone we have nothing but time to be like oh someone's talking bad about me i guess i'll go check it out but also kevin hart understands that when you're famous enough or rich enough that people will say there are some people who will say anything to suck up to you and you know that's demonstrated by the fact that all these like famous dudes have like side hoes and side pieces and full families that people know about but like women still want to sleep with somebody and don't care if he's married and it's like this is shameful you're taller than him but i don't know some people like kevin hart being 5'4 um you know

he gets hoes remember when he cheated on his pregnant girlfriend with his wait remember when he cheated on the girl that he cheated on his wife with yeah with that scandal yeah and then he cheated on his wife on her birthday weekend with some other girl it's uh i don't know how we fell into this uh this hole this kevin hart hole kevin hart ho ho ho uh but let's wait let's get back to your your really religious mom oh girl she'd just be on the phone for mad hours listening to these haitian people scream about jesus and and it's like i'll call the house and the line be tied up for seven hours i could be dying right now my mom's like well i was praying for you I was I was praying for you so you wouldn't die and she's like well Marie she said

well you know I need this anyway whatever so the other day me my sister and my mom were all on the phone and me and my sister were like roasting one of like the church hymn songs that my mom that my mom be singing and she was like you don't make fun of God and me and my sister were like I was like you make fun of people you make fun of people that God created mommy and my mom was like I don't make fun of anybody and I was like you called a girl fat in church once no she would never my mom full-on called this girl this little girl fat at church and when I say little the girl was probably like 14 and she was like she goes to our old high school and she was like I'm on the track team and my mom turned around and was like you run track you fought and oh my god mom mommy

and to this day if you ask my mom about that she says no it never happened but me and my sister were both there in the house of the lord and my mom called this poor chubby girl fat so you know that's wow hashtag hashtag no body shame oh my god run trap you fought and wow anyway so that's uh there's a whole bunch of people that were listening that i love marie's mom and they're like oh marie's mom yes yes yes yes yes but my mom didn't call the people listening fat so you should still love her or at least like her as a friend oh speaking of um large and in charge you know did you hear i'm sure you guys all had an opinion or you didn't care lizzo went on a diet and then she was talking about it on tiktok and instagram

and a lot of people were mad at her because she was like you know i'm i'm being healthier but i'm still fat i'm i'm loving my body but i'm still fat the audacity of the people who were dragging her for saying that though it was i'm sorry once again it was the the beige patrol y'all stay stay having being in lizzo's business and it's like i'm like i know it's not it's not just lizzo's business it's black folks business sometimes white folks who try to be allies you guys get upset about stuff that we're not upset about and it's like how are you telling a black person how they you feel about what's happening right now also what I read was that Lizzo said she was on a cleanse this was like I'm gonna drink some smoothies for a couple of days uh I spoke to

my nutritionist this is what we came up with and people were like she's setting a bad example for the children but she's supposed to be fat and black and it's like what she's like my skin is better my overall mental health is better you know blah blah blah blah blah and people could not stand how could you promote this and it's like wait first of all you're saying that she's overweight and she's unhealthy and she could barely get up a flight of stairs and now she's talking about I'm changing my life I want to have greens in the morning and greens at night and y'all are are highly you got your boxers in a bunch it's insane I would block everybody everybody would be blocked and I would tap my comments off if you really want to thrive on

social media comments off no one can say shit that's it i know but sometimes the comments we we like the comments friend i mean we there's a lot to hate about comments too but um turn the comments off that's that turn the comments off that's the um title of the episode turn the comments off because it's just like there's too many people who just because they have wi-fi they feel like they have the need or they have the access and it's like you don't you have access to your wi-fi and that is all you have access to my life so please don't feel the need to drop your opinions on my page if you are following me you must like something that I'm doing so you're telling me you're following me and you hate everything that I'm doing are you sick get a life

yeah I mean I don't understand I wish people could explain it to me people tell Lizzo she can't be fat so she changes her diet and now she can't be skinny so what are we really upset about like being left in the dust do you think that like even when Adele did it people were like she looks sick no no no they were support they were supporting Adele way more than they were lizzo everybody was not everybody was not support yes but everybody was not supporting adele no i'm gonna i'm an adult stan i have my adult russian nesting dolls i was there for the skinny adele on the inside skinny adele is in the inside yes um but yeah no i agree that it's like it's a completely different thing because like the same thing happened with rebel wilson this past year

as well oh what they say about her she lost a bunch of weight and it wasn't the same reaction as like when you know Lizzo you know started that conversation and started yeah but I think I think because people have made Lizzo an ambassador for being big because she's like big and unapologetic she's like I look good um you know this is what my body is you got you skinny bitches just gonna have to deal with it Adele wasn't saying I look good yeah this is who I am yeah like her being big was not part of adele's public personality right big was kind of like like like rebel was doing kind of like tugging cheek jokes about being kind of big but she's not she doesn't have like fat girl anthems lizzo does so all of those fans not all of them because only the ones that are

stupid foolish only the foolish ones were like well like how how dare you you said you should be proud to be big now you're trying to be small and it's like 10 day a 10 day smoothie diet is not she's not gonna lose 200 pounds truly not y'all have to have a seat like please just read up on it like she literally said she just feels better with this like smoothie cleanse she didn't say that she gonna stop like in the next series of her insta stories she had she had all these um videos of food like people people are like people are like she's talking about a cleanse and a detox on social media and those are typically made of laxatives which is unhealthy weight loss so people are like she's she's um being a bad influence on people's livers and people's kidneys

and it's like wait what i do i think it's it's really it makes sense but it's still bizarre the way that white people like responded to Lizzo as a celebrity you know like she she comes out on the scene and she is a larger black woman and she's singing these songs that all these skinny white women can like really get behind and dance to and you know while not supporting black people as much as they probably should be you know and so I think when they show and when they when they respond to like hey this isn't the lizzo this is like not what we want from lizzo it's because they've sort of like taken ownership of what they thought she was yes oh honey that is their brand yeah that's exactly what that is take take take and own hello it's history repeating itself just every body

every black body is not yours to embrace and say oh that's my spirit animal right no like that is not your conversation when Lizzo first started to like pop on the scene that was the number one thing that white people would say to me about her she's my spirit animal your animal what is that yeah exactly and it's like you a big black woman from where's she from I don't know friend but I it's just it's so strange because I feel like the people that were like hey I like Lizzo suddenly i'm not racist you know it's like sort of like that sort of thing where it's like lizzo sort of fits into this like white narrative in a in a lot of ways where um i feel as though other musical artists don't uh black musical artists i don't know it's just very very strange and interesting

to see how particularly white women respond to lizzo also like if you if lizzo stands for body positivity her losing weight turns you into somebody who is not body positive like you're people are not being anyway whatever but also i read that um people are saying adele didn't get this much hate because adele didn't talk about going on a diet she just posted some skinnier photos and didn't even invite people to have a conversation with her about what she was doing she just did it i also do think it's worth noting that adele's body size is not the same was never the same as lizzo's adele was big honey adele was big she was but that's the title of the episode right there cindy adele was big honey shut up

i don't think adele was adele andrew adele was big honey she was let's not know adele adele has adele and lizzo ever met because maybe that's what we need to see them together for scale um i i still think that she was still like a healthy i don't know she was not healthy nah they were they were both big but i don't know adele maybe was wearing spanks in them dresses yeah she's not in a crop top and a thong so you couldn't yeah she was in gowns at 21 gorgeous beautiful gowns and she stayed in like an andre leon tally like drapery robe thing as well like but when i say big i'm not saying it in like a derogatory and she was just like no she just carry her way different than lizzo but she was definitely not no you know size six

size eight she's was she i'm sure she was in the you know 14s 16s i don't know i don't know i don't know how sizes work but yeah i'm looking at them now they they might not the shape is different but you know it doesn't matter whatever these women want to do with their bodies is their business and i ain't got nothing to do with it that ain't got nothing to do with me because that's not my business um but whatever you know at the end of the day they can afford to hire people to help them with their diets or their cleanses or whatever so like you know what they do shouldn't have anything to do with you they're doing it the right way so for people to be like it's laxatives and blah blah whatever they they both won't have abs uh by the spring so yeah let them let them be

great speaking of greatness um let's get back get on back down to uh ease on down back to the holiday road marie wow sydney you you really uh you really made it through that transition right i did i was struggling but you know jehovah got me through it um jehovah was like don't speak on it and i was like i'm gonna push through king gifts what did you all give this year did people have enough money for gifts what we doing i don't know gifts like honestly the last thing i thought about this year was gifts i was i thought about getting a christmas tree this year which i never do and even went down to the place to look at christmas trees and then was like it's too much money uh the trees did how much were the

trees well i wanted to get like a little baby tree which would have been like i don't know like three feet tall it was gonna be 45 and i was like none of the plants that are alive in my apartment i've never paid 45 for any of them and they live here so and you gotta decorate it and everything it's just it's the whole thing then when the after the holiday is over i gotta bring it down the stairs and i'm gonna be picking pine needles out of my coochie hairs like those needles those little pine needles get everywhere so yeah I think I'm gonna buy a fake tree but see that was the thing the thing about the trees that I like is the smell so the fake ones don't smell like anything so that was one of the reasons why I said no to a fake tree but also every time I move I gotta

move with this fake tree I gotta store it new yeah that's true it's hard it's hard to do it but you know we out here we have more space you have more space than me sydney you could get one yeah i'm gonna get one because um i mean obviously this is coming out on christmas but i'm gonna get it i gotta go get a tree this week because my girlfriend's coming and i want it to be a little holiday-ish in here so ho ho ho's in this house yeah i love macaroni in a pot for christmas okay hey yes my baby i love this for you friend i love getting some christmas cooch for the holidays i am i am getting it but also i just want to see her anyway so it doesn't it's not all about the sex but i went to savage fenty and when i tell you baby girl and i got a little outfit

whoo i was like damn sydney you are hot you do nothing i love how you tried to deflect when i talked about sex i jumped right into savage fenty yeah the the hilarity it's comedy friend the transitions sydney these are beautiful today this is who i am beautiful transition this is who i am don't be mad sis all in line you're like fully also where are you why is only your eye i'm laying on my couch i'm laying down get you a podcast host who could do both you know okay so tell us describe to us what this savage fenty lingerie looks like the whole ass is out honey where would you wear something like this what character would wear this in a movie

kind of like in the movie boomerang when uh what's her name i forgot her name fuck wow i'm so old yeah you said boomerang and i was like that half of the people listening don't even know what that is i'm that's a lie i know that's a lie don't you do that they know boomerang Andrew, do you know what Boomerang is? Oh, it's with Eddie Murphy. Yeah. Robin Givens. Yes.

Robin Givens. Andrew don't even know who that is. Also, I don't. He does not. Sydney, look, he said Robin Givens. Racist and homophobic. Yo, I saw Boomerang. You didn't know the name either.

I know who she was. She said that's with. I just have a bad brain. Stop it. Don't do that. yo also i saw boomerang for the first time this year in 2020 so that's why i'm when i say half the people listening don't know what that movie is it's because i just learned what that movie marie you claim that you never watched tv so that's why you don't know a lot of these movies

um okay so that doesn't that don't take away from the fact that i didn't whatever anyway so who would wear this lingerie in a movie sydney can you pick another movie that more people know or no just know that it's on the savage fenty site and the hose is out and they wearing them and it's in my bedroom now too gorgeous and because i'm a vip member i didn't have to i only paid like two dollars that was the difference right but how much do you have to pay for savage fenty to be a vip per month i think like 40 so you paid 42 for this lingerie is what i'm for the set Yeah. Which is not a lot of money. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. OK. They got two for twenty nine dollar bras, 50 percent off site wide, free shipping.

I'm not doing lingerie for nobody no more. OK. Damn, Marie. Are there straight men listening to this? Do y'all care about lingerie? Because it's been my experience that you wear this nice stuff and then they just want to take it off your body. And it's like, can we leave it on? I spent forty two dollars on it. And it's like as a lesbian, they don't care either. They don't care. Like maybe I get to keep it on tops for minutes, tops.

And that's why I'm starting to get stuff that's like crotchless and assless. And it's like, no, no, no, no, babe. It's got the area where you can just insert it and nothing's there. And then everything else I can keep on. Wait, Sydney, do you appreciate lingerie on your. Fuck yeah. i'm like damn my body look good damn that's fat no i don't i don't think oh come on damn the pussy lips that's the title that's the title of the that's the title damn

wait but i don't think that's the question that angie was asking you uh no that i was just asking because like you're saying that lesbians don't care and you are a lesbian and so i was just asking right but that's not what that's not what my baby wears so okay yeah she's she's pulling up in a white tee uh wife beater and socks what's the bottoms look like though what what bottoms is she wearing just just you know just some joe boxers some sean johns some baby fat briefs okay interesting okay yeah i just it it feels good to have it on yeah for for you mentally but like especially if like you're if it's like a late night thing and you're like oh I'm coming to pick you up or oh I'm sending

you a car and it's like oh let me get in the shower and then put my lingerie on yeah you have it on for all of 12 minutes or however long the uber ride lasts and then you get there and it's like I mean like you didn't even really appreciate can we turn on all the lights yeah to see what the areolas are doing through the fabric like honey imagine my fan financially unstable ass buy some la perla that's like 300 for just a fucking bra i come over and you're like oh okay and they ready to go and it's like no we keep this wrong for the week bitch this is not i'm not taking this off i die in this bra now yeah but i feel like when it comes to la perla or agent provocateur or any of these like expensive designer um like labels that's lingerie that somebody buys for you yeah

you don't buy it for yourself i'm buying there's some girls that buy it for themselves sure sure sure sure and those girls are named rihanna or whatever but like i just think that if you want me in la perla then you are buying me la perla you you are calling ahead to the store and saying uh you know it's an attractive black goddess is coming in now in two minutes uh you know make sure she gets everything that she wants yeah and that's how that's how i'm buying that i'm not going on the website to get that i gotta go in the store i want the champagne i want the spa water i want the experience yes i want the pretty woman moment you work on commission i want that yeah you know yeah but those prices are a highway robbery and i'm sorry no sexual experience that

i'm gonna have in the future would permit me to want to spend just five hundred dollars on a set i'm sorry i'm just no twelve hundred dollars even when even when i become a millionaire my millionaire ass pussy is gonna be in some you know three for thirties that's just how that my millionaire pussy will be in the $2,500 uh cooch uh crotchless la perla's think think y'all good for you uh yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm trying i'm just i just went on the la perla website i'm trying to see like what they talking about well let's they have they're having a sale if anybody's interested 40 off of a bra that's 280 dumb dumb and it's the most basic of of black no let me see unwired bras let me see um i don't know how to send this to you sydney but it's a black

levers lace push-up bra okay boring it's giving asos it's giving asos um okay uh so sydney when you are a millionaire you are skipping that's not true sydney i don't i don't believe you right Nobody listening believes that you're not going to spend your money on expensive things to put on your body. Expensive things, but not underwear. I don't care. Okay. That's real.

So rainbow for life? I stand by me some rainbow panties. I mean, and I've had some rainbow panties that are still with me, and I've had them for four years. Well, how long is underwear supposed to last? Because mine lasts for a long time. Andrew, oldest pair of underwear that you own is from when how many I would say 2016 work 2016 is that all that's for you honestly I don't think

so like I still I still had underwear I'm not gonna lie from when I was in college so which was honestly not that long right and you wash them after every time at least I do I wash them every time you know are you hand washing in the sink and then draping them in the bathroom oh no don't know i'm not doing all that but they are fresh and clean i can guarantee speaking of fresh and clean sasha obama okay sasha obama body she's there's photos of her on instagram floating around there's videos of her doing tiktok with her secret service uh bodyguards um and uh you know is there's like controversy people are like she looks like a whore or whatever the hell they're calling her um but she's young and she has a flat stomach so what's the problem what's the problem

she's living her life she's a young she's a young gal just because you know her dad is obama and her mom is michelle doesn't mean she can't do what she do does with any young girl who has clout does well they didn't like care about it from the like the beginning i mean they were children at the beginning but like obviously like the trump children were like very on board with every single aspect whereas like the obama girls they were just like i think they just wanted a normal life the entire time yeah she's 19 years old um that's like peak you know thought it up the thought the fizzle that's what we do your thought the fizzle goes on when you're 19 when you're 19 that's what you're trying to show side bull when i was 19 i was wearing shirts as dresses i would

just pull them down did yo i was up in wet seal i was like ah that looked like a bra t-shirt dress let's go yo i used to go to charlotte ruse and i would buy those shoes that hurt your feet and you're like well this is gonna look hot tonight and yeah it's like no it's not the shoes that you would go out once and then the the heel would break down and it's the metal part tapping i love that yeah yo when i was in college i got these like yellow peep toe wedge shoes oh they're so ugly thinking were they patent leather too the shoes the yellow was patent leather but it was like quilted and then i feel like i know what shoe you're talking and then the wedge was a plexiglass yes and it was like yes i was like oh i bet you couldn't tell them hoes nothing you were like i

want all my drinks red girl all my drinks red all my black i said you got strawberry daiquiris back there i thought i was sour i thought i was elton elizabeth john i was like give me extra marciano cherries yes yeah no i never really liked amaretto sours but my my best oh you classy okay her yeah yeah yeah my i would eat the cherries though my um my friend in school used to love those i'm gonna get an amaretto sour what do you want i'm gonna get two amaretto sours and it was like those are the drinks that the girls when you when you go to the club and it was like free before 11 they would love amaretto sours amaretto sours or long island iced teas yo long island iced tea used to be my shit yo all you would need is two of those if you have more than two like obviously

you are alcoholic and you have problems thank you so much um or you're a bartender that was the first drink i learned how to make mix was a long island iced tea because it's fucking everything it's every you put everything in there i know and it was like it's like splash coke i learned how to make hawaiian long island iced teas or no they're called hawaiian iced teas yeah what's hawaiian because they're blue um and there's uh like tokyo iced teas they have midori in them so they're green yeah um and there's another one it's like a new jersey iced tea or something like that so had like a little bit of garbage in it but um yeah i wouldn't make these drinks and i would drink them behind the bar and then i would not put the money in the register and i will put it

in my tip jar and it was like let's go thief your motherfucking peter pan of the bars bitch i love you bitch steal from the poor give to the poor okay that's my my robin robin with like three wise robin givens hood actually i love that obsessed but do you remember the club do you remember that used to be the thing that you wanted to do on the weekends with your friends honey you couldn't tell me anything i was like yo i know everybody at the door i know i know the bartender the security guards um i would go in walk in feel like i was a celebrity everybody knew me at the table but i was like that's because we just we be at this table every fucking weekend and there'll be somebody new at the table

who's like uh she won't last for next week like she's gonna show her ass and throw up and then look like a fool and we won't see her for the rest of the summer like uh the music whenever they're like Batman Scoop cook the clan Batman Scoop cook the clan

what used to be your favorite place to go clubbing friend it was this club called Stereo oh where was that it was in um not meatpacking but chelsea it was in chelsea and it was like where all those clubs were like guest house and um marquee and uh not greenhouse greenhouse was like financial district but um yeah i used to go to

oh girl listen they knew me they knew me and I would when I would have like a vodka cranberry I knew the vodka was like rubbing alcohol but I didn't give a damn oh I would squeeze three lemons three limes in that shit I was like it's better now it's good like you'd be like a splash of cran you know for the color thank you no no no I wanted I wanted mine to look red red red Oh, red, red. Oh, yeah. Extra red. But I would pour a lot. I would pour like equal parts of vodka with cranberry. Oh, it's 50 50. It was a half and half. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. And remember when Diddy made that song last night?

I didn't even need an answer. What Keisha call Keisha Cole. When I when that song came on, I was already flipping fucking drunk. my bangs were flipped over oh honestly i was sweating so hard i think the last time i heard that song in a club is the last time i ever had a red bull i had a red bull and a red bull and some brown it was like we we would mix it was like a red bull and something i don't know it was like a rum and red bull or something like that a whiskey red bull it was something nasty

yuck but that is I remember I was like I used to like to go to these clubs and like get up on stage or like stand on a speaker or stand on the couch they gonna see me dance they gonna see this outfit

this outfit I paid $13 for oh and the outfit as soon as the light hit it see through they can see the hole they can see the hole in the front of my fucking crotch because you know i was wearing raggedy panties oh my god you couldn't tell me shit yo i was having so much fun yo the outfits would legit be sheer as soon as a flash went off it was like oh that outfit is cheap when this when this hit when this hit in the club oh when i heard this part last night

couldn't even get an answer yo when i heard that we would scream it my friend would be um across on the other way of the club and i'll be on like one bankette and i'm screaming last night and she's screaming i can't even get it last time we were just screaming at the top of our lungs and there will be four o'clock this song came out in 2006 no way yes way yes no i thought i was friends with everybody like every time i would go to the club and you i would swear that these people were my ride or dies and then i wouldn't speak to them i wouldn't speak to them in like during the week and i would only speak to them like well sometimes during the week because like the real new yorkers will only go out sorry um the real new yorkers were only going out on

monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday was for bridge and tunnel and like amateur night bridge and tunnel did but thursday nights it was college night yes so also that that's when the college kids because nobody was going to school on friday um but yeah she said bridge and tunnel um it used to be one of my favorite hobbies to like watch people struggling to like walk in and out of penn station um and like drunk people from like you know long island and new jersey like holding their shoes in their hands and walking down the street with no barefoot oh my god i'll say listen i'll say one thing no matter how cheap my shoes were in the past i never walked barefoot through the streets of new york city that's never that i don't

Now, let me tell you, I have done all the coke, all the ketamine, all the molly. I've done all of that. And you will never catch my bare feet on the ground of these streets. Never. No. Never. Not in the club either. Not in the club.

I would sit down somewhere, take my shoes off, put my feet on top of my shoes. But I was not putting my feet. Put your feet on top of somebody's auntie. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's nasty. Andrew, you've seen these people before. Oh, yeah. I remember like they used I think that it sort of like transferred over because I was in high school and like they took off their shoes as soon as like as soon as they got into like the gymnasium at homecoming. i'm like why are you doing this because they've been dancing around and pre-gaming in their

shoes for hours and by the time they get to the dance it's like my feet already hurt it's like babe you did yeah because they're wearing them steve madden's them hard-ass shoes steve madden the fabric just is straight brick like it's not there's no there's no fucking give in that shoe no sis the steve madden's the jessica simpsons you you know you will have bunions oh my god The Jessica Simpsons were later on, but it was like either Steve Madden or if we really, really like pressed for some shoes, we go to Nine West. And you're like, I don't know if she Nine West. Yes. Sometimes we go to Nine West. Nine West. Aldo Aldo is like in between Steve Madden and Nine West.

Oh, sis. Yeah, for me, it was I was going to Steve Madden. I was getting some Jessica Simpsons or we were going to BB because we were like, OK, well, we got a little bit of money to spend on some nice shoes. BB was overpriced. I know it was, but that didn't stop us from being like, oh, these is on sale for 60 or whatever the hell. Yeah, but cheap shoes, cheap shoes was a way of life. Yeah, cheap shoes pairs well with a really strong drink, because like if you real fucked up, your feet hurt. But you won't know until, oh, did the lights come on or oh shit, it's time to leave. Like that's when my feet were really pumping.

Nah, I had a false dating. I had a friend, the drunker she got, the better she walked in heels and the better she danced in them. And it was like, OK, well, Alex is drunk. So I guess this is what we're doing today is, you know, swinging from the rafters of this club. I loved when when it was the let out, you get out the club and you're like, yo, who taking us to breakfast? who yes who are we getting fucking eggs with and it's like i was so broke we had no fucking money when we used to go to the club i would i would leave the house and maybe have 40 dollars maybe possibly i would pray and hope i was like hope we're going to breakfast and hope these dropping us off too oh you didn't care we didn't know it was nothing there was nothing better than a ride back to your house oh i don't remember when they would have an escalade they would have

Ooh, when they're like, escalate. Oh, these are drug dealers or rappers. Ah, I felt so cool. Girl, he got a car. He said he's going to take us to cafeteria. Oh my God, we would go to cafeteria. We would be so toe up. And every time I would go there,

I would ask for those, like the mac and cheese cups. The mac and cheese, they're so good. No, the mac and cheese was trash, but I was so drunk that I couldn't tell the difference. No, it is good. Don't do that. No, it was never good. Maybe it's a new chef in there.

They got a ratatouille back in there. it was bad when i was there i feel like when i the last time i went to cafeteria however many years ago that was the i remember the making in my mind i remember it being good it is good and they offer like a few different like variations i think they do like gouda and bacon which i always go for it's so good oh you know what i have gouda here and i bought bacon for the first time in like 10 years it's so good yo but that also you know the depressing part of like the let out and like going to dinner with like going to get food after the club like I just was never really that girl that people were like we gonna get her breakfast like I would get

breakfast because my friend was the one that the dude wanted but I always was like the friend like I wasn't the one they was trying to bag and so I couldn't order too much like I would see people like layering up stuff and I was like I guess either I'm gonna get this appetizer or I'm gonna get this entree but i cannot get both the people were doing the juices with apps and can we do this for the table yeah no i yeah there was none of that sydney i i'm with you there sis i was also the friend that would be there with my friends and it was like i was but i was like the loudest one yeah yeah yeah yeah so and i was the one that was like cracking the most jokes so they were like oh she your girl is crazy yeah how old is she um and for whatever reason I've always looked a lot

younger than my friends because my genes are very good um but like I'm saying like my friends had like big boobs and big butts and I was like I had nothing girl I'm bringing shoulders to the table shoulders and sass and he was like okay well you can sit with us but don't talk too loud yeah i would always go and i would make fun of the person who was paying it just i just had no etiquette like you girl you the plus one like you need to stay in a plus one lane but i was always like i'm actually the bouncer of this so y'all gonna figure it out um but yeah i will i will never forget the time that because we never clubbed we never partied together no um at any these places because i met sydney you know at the end of you know her her journey end of an error

right i honestly sydney i think that i think that we would have been friends back in the day but i don't think we would still be friends now if that was the case oh no girl you would hate me you would be you would be like she is so fun but she we're gonna get killed together she's gonna get me killed you you would you would turn into a jehovah witness hanging out with me i was doing some dare devilish things oh i would just leave you yeah i wouldn't i wouldn't turn into a jehovah's witness i would just leave i'd be like yeah and my mom would be like what happened to sydney i'd be like who is she like sydney i'd be like you should probably add her to your prayer request prayer list um but i do remember there was a time it was a couple years ago we were hanging out

at a crown royal event oh yes bitch i do remember that and there was a guy there that was stalker ass dude with sydney in love with sydney and she was like he's taking us to get food he's taking us to breakfast and uh we went to the waverly inn or wait no waverly diner yeah and uh yo that was i we have been i think i had been to that diner before but i had never had waffles there beach when i tell you them waffles was the best thing that we ever had in our fucking mouth it would like the it was crispy and it melted at the same time but like also like the butter there is like different and the syrup hit it nicely it was like warmed up and i had some whipped cream on it we ordered we ordered eggs too bacon we had we had the works we was doing it up i don't even know if

that guy ate but i don't well that wasn't our issue we had nothing to do with us we were like we're both gonna get waffles and we're gonna share eggs and he was like okay and then after and then marie's taking pictures of me she's good she's like look at my dumb ass friend putting her life on the line i'm like sydney put your face on your head on his shoulder act like you like him whatever i did that for us i still have pictures of the pictures of you guys on my phone and then he took and then he like well let it I would you know we could share a cab or whatever um to Brooklyn and I said sure but then he got out when it was time to drop me off and I was like what are you doing he's like well can I go upstairs and use the bathroom and

I was like no I was like you need to get back in in the Uber and he had already closed out the Uber and everything I was like you cannot come upstairs and he tried to come upstairs and I said absolutely not you better call your lift or move or whoever you need to call them call tyrone you are not coming upstairs full-on lesbian just like i will pretend to be straight for some eggs and waffles for my friend well i mean it was for you it was for me it was for us it was for our unborn child together i can't wait till we can go outside and and and dine on somebody else's uh card together i miss letting people pay for our food um yeah he said get whatever y'all want i was like ah that was music to our dusty ears yo i love it get whatever you want

i mean because sad because what's making you sad because like i am like i i feel as though what how old were you when you did this oh that was like two years ago yeah okay i feel as though I feel as though I'm like missing out like peak like time to be doing these things right now you know you you are missing out I mean I am also missing out on these things friend yeah but like I mean you had all of I don't know it just feels though yeah I just missed out on so much I was finally finding my place out there and it's like I'm just gonna be just back to awkward awkwardness when everything comes back i will tell you i grew up in a beautiful time it was so freaking fun like when i love that for you like like kids now i'm like y'all don't even know what fun is like people

like soon as uh i don't know like 2012 maybe 14 soon as like instagram really started popping people were not having fun anymore because they were too busy on their phones like when i was going to the club phone i wouldn't i would go in and i wouldn't check my phone until we were leaving no that i would check my phone right because most of the time your cell phone didn't have no service no service there's no i gotta go outside there were no apps like the at best maybe myspace but like who's updating a myspace in the club like that wasn't even happening i didn't have data on my phone yeah my shit was flipped and my mother was paying my bill too so like at any moment she was cutting that shit off because i wasn't at the house she would cut my phone off if i wasn't in

in the house at a certain time yo that's hilarious and i would give i would give my number out and the dude would try to call in front of me and be like this number has been we're sorry the number you have dialed is not in service at this yeah i was like yo ramona was cold-blooded my parents didn't get me a cell phone uh until after i graduated from high school they were like they are like you don't need it and it was like well what if something happens in school and they're like you could use the office at the office phone and it was like all my friends have phones and it was like well then you can use their phones to call us when you need us I was using other people's phones sometimes I'll tell you to pay phone oh the ghetto ratatouille phone sis but that's when it

was okay to you when I like back in the day when I was using a pay phone it wasn't so it was it was chic yeah it wasn't an issue you know but back in the day when you were using a pay phone was there a booth that you could go in and then you closed the door behind you no not in london what no they would have phone booths in new york goodbye marie i feel like at like the train stations or something it was like you get in you're like um anyway speaking of stalkers uh I had to block somebody on Instagram the other day what happened um my friend called me and was like I'm having a conversation with this guy who is obsessed with you and he is definitely a stalker um and I feel like you don't want to get blocked from my page I don't block anybody like if I'm

if I don't talk to somebody no more or I break up with somebody or blah blah blah I'm not blocking them because I need them to see me thriving without them on my page. Yeah. I don't do that blocking. Yes. So I don't believe in blocking. I believe in just thriving and existing without somebody. So the fact that I have to block you means you did something wrong. Like I'm afraid that, and it's a white man. I'm afraid that I'm going to step out of my house one day and he's just going to be there. Or, you know, I'm going to be reaching for a milk and he's going to be like you know that video you posted 72 weeks ago really did wonder yeah it's like ew don't be creepy ugh you know just be normal sydney do you remember when i had that stalker that was trying

to come to my comedy show and i had to like block him yeah remember that guy who like he bought you a humidifier he would come to our shows he gave me like a sephora gift card and he started getting he was buying he was like on the patreon too and then yes and he was getting out of hand and he took me to like get something to eat yeah we got food together i mean he made a share a burger together so i was like you ain't really you're nobody's type yeah and then i had to block him i said don't ever come to my shows ever again if you come to a show that i'm performing at i will have you escorted out because he was like it was too much it was like dude like i don't like you and he just it was like he was on the patreon he's listening to the regular episodes he's

showing up at all the shows he's sitting in the dark it's like yeah and then i was like well now i'm back to being just the friend like why niggas talking me sydney you could have all of these beige stalkers that i have had let let the record show that all the people that had to be blocked from my live shows are white men so that is true that's not to say that black men don't stalk but they don't stalk me knock on wood or maybe let's not knock on wood new year new me okay they can't stalk you if you're in the house friend sis that's not true no you you do post videos of like the street i so like i like outside of your apartment so i feel as though

like they could deduct where they can't i've you've never seen uh uh a landmark in the background of one of my videos i feel like i've seen like your like the steps going up to your building the street you haven't there's no steps leading up to my buildings that's how i know you haven't really i don't post no i don't post things where you know where i live you might know what neighborhood i'm walking through when you when you moved into the apartment that you're in now didn't you post like a video of like all the boxes coming in and they dropped him remember this that was my old building oh okay okay yeah I was leaving I said if you if you can find this on google images then I was looking out for you no no friend I love that you're looking out for me

but I am that's something that I'm hyper aware of when I'm posting is like like I was at the this place like looking at plants and somebody was like oh I know where you are are you at Natty Gardens and I was like no I was but people you know they like to look for things in the background I don't know I mean I watched this girl's closet renovation series on YouTube and I was like I know where everything in her house is now yeah yeah I mean people do get out of hand with showing too much I'm like the good thing about me is I live so far ain't nobody coming over here that part i live very far in brooklyn and like by the time you try to get over here you so tired halfway you're like i'm just gonna go back well i'm not gonna murder her i'm just

gonna i'm just gonna smell her hair when i get there sometimes that's all they want is to smell your hair well unfortunately this is not mine so you're not really smelling my hair well i mean products go to go to duane reed and get that tresemme it's the same thing oh this is tresemme weave okay savage fenty body tresemme wig okay that's the episode is that that's the title right there oh my god that's like the sixth one tresemme wig savage fenty body tresemme wig wait okay okay i have okay let's go through them yes okay you said this at the beginning you didn't say that you wanted to make this the title of the episode but i liked it um okay uh kevin heart ho ho hole um turn the comments off adele is big honey um that's the funniest one but we cannot

use that one but that is funny it has to be that one no marie we can't but that is It's got to be that one. There's still three more. Okay, fuck the one. None of them are going to be funnier than Adele is big, honey. You have ho, ho, hoes in this house. Damn these pussy lips and Tresemme wig. I like Tresemme wig.

For me, it's Tresemme wig or Adele is big, honey. Tresemme wig is good. And Tresemme wig? Okay. That's it. But, like, in the description, can you make sure you write in parentheses Adele's name? Of course. Yeah.

Oh, my God. I mean, that could mean she's a big deal. That could mean she's a big star. She is a big deal. And there was a couple of times that somebody had slid in my DMs and was like, you guys are kind of, like, fatphobic. There's a lot of things that you guys say that's problematic to your bigger audience. And I was like, oh, you're talking about Marie? Yeah.

I mean, I tell her. Nobody knows Sydney. you you comment on how your appearance on this podcast more than i comment on mine so no no no that's not that is not what sydney is saying sydney be like i'm gorgeous i'm i got this great body um look at how fat my ass is no no no what i understood sydney just said is sydney saying that the listeners are saying that you're talking about others yeah yeah body positivity okay well this person this person that slid into these dms to say that didn't slide in mind so she she's not talking to me they're terrified they're scared of you marie okay friend friend um friend

who might be slightly larger than us um this is a safe space if you think that we have said problematic things in the past about um people who might be bigger than us you can't even okay well I didn't know what I wanted to say I was just running my lips um sliding my dms too babe uh because I want to know what I said I think that for me I don't think that I've ever said anything that's phobic on here because everything that I say across the board is like the same level of mean for everybody who looks and is a different thing so that's why for me I think I didn't you know they not mad at me they mad at you deflecting okay they're mad at you people because I'm consistent in my um phobia I guess across the board right heard you friend okay

well I love that for us um uh before we go so Marie you didn't get any gifts we're doing we're doing a secret santa um in the crew and uh you know the crew the four yeah the four reindeers it just it kept feeling like every day it was like oh i should order something and then i was like well i'm gonna just look and then it was like i guess i'll do it tomorrow and then i'm looking at because most websites if they're good they'll be like will arrive before christmas will arrive after christmas so you know i waited so long that most of the things now are like it'll get there on february 3rd and so you know i don't know what my secret santa is gonna get but um she's gonna she might get a hug from me sis that's what makes me believe that i am your person that i think that

makes me feel like that was me that i got you why that's a stunt that you would pull with me why do you think that because you think you think i want to hug you no no i just think that you wait till the last minute to get me something no it's not about who my person is it's just that this is like sydney this just the season the whole year has felt like i'm gonna do it later if i could sum up 2020 in one sentence it would be i'm gonna do it later and then it's me not doing yeah yeah so uh i guess i'm gonna wrap up this playstation 3 for my secret santa because they gonna get something that is in my house already crazy you did all of your christmas shopping and it's done no i have my girlfriend um i already got my secret santa um i got their gift like

days ago oh yeah i got what you get i'm not telling you oh do you have me no but i always i always get marie i always get marie during the secret santa and it's just not fair it is true it's not fair you walk into marie's house who got a sid gif a sid gif a sid get sometimes sometimes i get marie an extra gift because i was like here's the secret santa gift and then this is our friendship sydney also yes but i think sometimes you get me two gifts because hashtag never forget those gloves that you got me oh bitch we gotta let them gloves go marie we got we have got to move on sis andrew you have the gloves i have redeemed myself i don't remember the gloves what are the gloves ah damn it you don't remember the gloves i've redeemed i've

redeemed myself marie don't do that wait what happened with it what when was the gloves what happened there i thought that this was something that you knew about which is why i asked you if you knew about it uh sydney got me some gloves as a secret santa gift but yes and you'd have redeemed yourself but the listeners know what gloves we talking about girl listen i went to kmart and got her some oj simpson gloves that were just too big the leather was too cheap and then we were in the circle of our secret santa and it was it was this time it was with beige people it wasn't with carolina and white people secret santa is different than black people yeah because they're going over budget and they judging and marie i did it and her face just

completely changed like sydney got me these gloves from kmart on the way to the secret santa gift exchange okay she stopped picked them up and then came to my house i mean came to the house and was like the receipt was in the bag still i feel like yeah and how if you had to guess how much they price that what would you say 8.99 yeah 8.99 um but it was like slashed half price everything she had a club member discount yeah fucking lying he shoplifted these oj simpson gloves and then she was like then i ordered her two pairs of gloves after that that were six eight times more than the the target ones to redeem myself and we've moved on yes yes yes but you know tis the season to bring it back up sis you know i

hashtag never forget you know it's crazy it's crazy that you people can't even get over it's just wild it's like andrew what do you think is marie marie hasn't gotten me secret santa ever no and i've gotten legit everybody else everybody except me wow well sydney why do you want me to get you so bad because i give good gifts i mean i do give good gifts actually so there is that um you just want me to get you so that i can give you some presents yeah sydney what do you want for christmas this year yeah what's your only christmas wish this year um if santa if santa could hear you santa's a listener yeah yes i i want some more art or a plant oh that's not true that's easy so easy a plant art can get expensive but yeah no not

expensive yeah not the art that we go online like yeah i have some expensive stuff in here but for the most part aren't like i mean aren't people like sending you art well i'm also paying for it marie i'm looking on the page for the gloves and i can't find them i thought we put it on the page which page the unofficial expert page uh no i think we talked about them on the patreon but we never oh well maybe that's something that we should do friend is put them on the page oh girl i deleted those i burned that fucking thing that is we'll never we're never doing that again yes well we'll always have the memory of what happened um but i think since you were going through a relapse at the time so i was actually going through a relapse there it is that's why

i wasn't a good friend yes yes yes but you i mean you had more than enough time to pick up a gift that was good you just yeah that day to get one no I was worried about getting drinks that's why I couldn't get you what you deserved they sell drinks at Kmart wow the things you learn on this podcast is crazy oh my god Marie you have got to end everything it's done thank you um i don't know what i want for christmas um i don't i didn't really i don't know i want somebody to i want somebody to uh pop my top okay i want for christmas that's what i would like a popped top she wants another you know a pop your top part two yep once you pop you can't stop until I tell you to leave my house I asked somebody to pop my top and it happened so

I think we could I think that can happen for you but how many okay let's save that for another I was gonna say how many people did you ask to pop your top before the top was popped oh girl bye we done for the evening that's all I can't find I can't find it I'll look for I'll look for the glove and i'll post it on the insta stories how about that i love that um also the og triple og listeners have seen the gloves they know what we're talking about no but the new listeners and we have tons of new listeners now because that happened ages ago marie three years ago it happened ago yes yes yes never forget what do you want andrew yes what do you want for christmas i just want you both to be happy really rolling my eyes we are rolling our eyes yes rolling our eyes oh

my god um but paintings and you know artwork and plants really does sound nice now that you mention it okay uh but yeah you know i was thinking about um i feel as though like marie must be like the hardest person to buy a gift for i would why do you think that no she's actually the easiest person i i don't think that i i don't know from an outside perspective i literally don't know what okay so andrew if you were gonna give me and sydney christmas presents and money was not an issue what would you give us uh money i would simply i love that honestly honestly that's the best kind of gift but you think that i'm a hard person to shop for i don't i don't want that i don't even know where i would even like begin because i feel as though like whatever i got

sydney even though even if it was like a really shitty gift i feel as though like sydney would give me a really good reaction at least um and she would just be like she would be gracious and maybe talk shit about it behind my back but i don't i think i think that that is the most wrong thing that you could have said ever on this podcast really sydney a crappy gift she's not gonna act like she likes it i don't i don't know i feel as though do you want to weigh in am i really off base here sydney is she frozen no i'm here marie is lying i like don't even listen to her whoa wow hold on marie's a liar i don't believe i'm not i'm not lying i'm not saying anything

that's not true i think that if you gave sydney a gift that was that was horrible or something that she didn't like it doesn't even i'm not saying like it's a horrible gift it's not like like a disgusting sweater or something like that it would just be like i don't i don't even know like a picture frame or something like that something like oh what uh what amina got me last year she got me a picture frame with pictures of the group which was nice i still have it if you get sydney a gift that um she doesn't like or doesn't feel like she has a use for she's not going to pretend that she likes the gift on the flip side of that where we when have i acted like that i just don't think i just don't think that you'd pretend to like something that

you don't like that's that's what i think um on the flip side when sydney gave me those gloves i was like oh thank you i said thank you i said oh thank you no but everyone everyone knew that it was it was wrong and they were like sydney molly looked at me like sydney you have to fix this immediately yeah but anyway um let's just hope that everybody gets something that they want or something that they appreciate this year because the way the shipping is set up it's gonna be a lot of people just getting envelopes with 50 in them so um anyway so andrew you would give us money that's a good that's a good friend to have yeah i gave you money in the past so i mean like let's just continue it didn't it didn't steer me wrong before so absolutely not thank you

i'm gonna wrap my cat up and send it marie's away wow oh yeah the one that is going to use the least amount of wrapping paper and that's the skinny cat so that's jelly and that's not the um fat phobic with my animals either exactly it's actually cat phobic so it was a missed opportunity for you to use that pun okay um okay well i hope everybody listening um had a fabulous holiday we tried to make this episode as festive as we could by talking about everything that was not christmas yep great job and also we do not have an episode coming out next week right we do not want to record another one for new year's day we're taking we lost that so yeah we were going to but we lost it so we lost it and you know yeah we recorded an episode that you know it was my

fault that i lost it um happy hanukkah guys uh i think it was still a great opportunity that we had just talked to each other um and not at least that's the gift of people you know that's a gift friend that was that was a gift to me at least yep yeah oh you know what we talked about on the other episode the other episode the lost one um that we shouted you out on the instagram page and the the followers were very gracious again they were very happy and nice left you good comments and they're all beautiful i mean i know we've said it before just really a beautiful everybody that listens to this podcast is hot everyone is attractive i've never anyone who sent me a message or that i've bumped into on the street or blah blah blah who we who we've seen at

live shows is always attractive all of you are sexy and i love that for us that means we attract beauty and they're saying sexy things to andrew sexy things they are saying very very sexy thing yep so keep keep uh adding andrew making sure his follower count goes up and that that is our gift that's our gift for christmas there you go sydney you're getting extra payment this year thank you santa that's my only wish this year yeah now if we could just get andrew a blue check that'd be nice a blue check so i'm not the only person in this zoom that does not have a blue check would be really great um yeah damn andrew you're not verified i gotta go i gotta log out for me sweetie log out really embarrassing that is how gauche

but um i one thing that i really wanted to do next year with the show if i know we've talked about a lot in the past um is have listeners call in and like send in like voice memos that you could respond to i think that'd be really fun we're implementing it on other shows that i'm working on to get them more involved i think it'd be really fun all right well then we got to talk about how that's gonna work because you know i could literally set that up for you and all you just need to do is listen and say thank you yes yes yes i'm ready for it okay so you would set up a phone number and they just got to call in or it's an email that they call into uh it's email and also phone it's like a voicemail sort of situation where they just leave a voicemail

and then i can uh share the my um computer audio and you guys can listen to it live and respond if it's advice or fabulous you know what i like that let's let's set that up next week when we're not doing a new episode let's do that yep so we can start the top of the year with like hey beach i love you guys i don't have a question i just wanted to say hi yeah that's the segment hey beach hey beach and you know for commentary um and for counseling yeah i think that's it fun yeah anyway that's it for me uh that's it for me baby felice navi navi dick yeah that's that was gonna be our title of the the last episode i'm sorry okay the last episode yeah it's okay we love you the way you talking about it it don't seem like it's all the way fine it's fine yeah i take back

what i said about earlier about giving you gifts and no it's fine it's fine what are you talking about you hear how high her voice is going that means i'm appreciative it's fine okay goodbye everybody love you don't forget to rate subscribe comment do all that stuff for us that is your gift to us and go to our patreon as well yes and then you know of course think about what you need advice four or you need counseling one and we will have this voice memo thing set up

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