MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - Unfinished Business w/ Mouse Jones

Episode Date: February 19, 2026

This week on MESS Syd and Marie have met their match with MOUSE JONES! The three chat father mess, dating mess, and Syd and Mouse’s “date” ??? Tune in to find out how that went down. See Mess LIVE at OnairFest! Thursday, Feb 26 at 5:30pm at The Wythe Hotel, get 30 percent off tickets when you use code: w3lcom3-ihearthttps://www.onairpresents.com/onairfestbrooklyn2026 Don't forget to check out this episode and more on our NEW YOUTUBE!  https://www.youtube.com/@oohmess And as always, write in your messy stories at [e-mail], or call in at [phone] to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

you want to watch the episode oh of course you do so click the link in the episode description you're listening to mess yay oh my god happy black history month happy black history month happy happy aquarius season um what are some traits about um aquarius um we're i i would like to say we're lighthearted but also emotional uh we're low-key stars but we're you know we're not outward with it it's very undercover um you think you're an undercover star yes absolutely nothing about what you the hair texture the iridescent shoes is giving low-key you know we don't we don't gloat about it but yes uh we get along with people and uh our our arch nemesis is Taurus and Gemini.

That's crazy. Amina's a Taurus, ain't she? And what do you think about that, Marie? Y'all seem like best friends to me. To celebrate Black History Month this month, I was 15 minutes late to the podcast. Just 15? Just 15.

So she's pretty much early for Black History Month. Mind you, I will. Yeah. 15-minute grace period everywhere. The 15 minutes, I'm like, nobody's getting map after 15 minutes you lose your reservation yes you know absolutely and so that's fine they should implement that on flights as well i should have 15 minutes well they do they don't leave until 15 minutes before they push away from that gate before that time on a ticket that says take off

is when the plane is about to jump up they leave the gate before that well no they say they close the gate 15 minutes before the flight is supposed to take off so and you know what i haven't missed the flight in a while so god is good happy black history month happy black history shout out to you delta your raggedy beach oh delta we got a lot of things to like i honestly have a list of things that delta needs a list yeah well should we bring our guests in and then you can go through your list truly truly oh my god i mean to have a straight man in the building blasphemous blasphemous But, I mean, this bright fleece, it's actually, this is the queerest thing I've seen on you, Mouse. Girl, girl, you're queerer.

You just haven't been watching. Nah, we got Mouse Jones in the building. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I've wanted to be on your podcast for so long. Really? I just didn't want to ask. Here we go, Marie. This is what they do.

No, I don't like bothering people. and then I also have like I have an ego so it's like yo we friends in real life I be around y'all we be if y'all wanted me

on y'all podcast y'all would have said it I mean I had you on Why Are You Single you were a great guest fun times we had you on the list we had you on the list

keep me away from Amina because oh were you and Amina on the same episode you mean it was the Amina and Marie show it was Why Are You Amina and Marie

that was the Why Are You Not Amina Amina 1 2 but no I really did but I I don't like I don't bother my friends It's like listen

I see y'all in real life We hang out But I was like It looks so fun On that show Hey I'm honored To have a straight man

To talk about Man mess wit Cause I feel like I got a lot of questions The girls listening Got questions too Yeah And I just wanna

I don't wanna You know Make anything Like stressful for you But usually the people Don't wanna hear From straight men They don't

On the pod They don't I'm used to it Been straight my whole life I get it I've always got the exception. So when someone wrote in the comments, they saw Zach Fox,

they're like, I saw a man's name in the title and I almost skipped. But then I listened and I said, wow. I was like, first of all, how you don't know who Zach Fox is?

If that's the response to Zach Fox, I'm screwed. Nah. You guys might want to put this on the Patreon. Y'all might want to put this behind the paywall. Put it in the vault. Sneak it in there. Y'all just tag it onto the back of another episode.

No, and the Zach Fox episode was like top five episodes we've done of all time. So amazing. So, you know, there's hope for the strengths. Yeah. No pressure, no pressure about it. Do you remember the first time me, you, and Zach Fox did something together? No. So you remember

you guys had the show on Vice. Oh, right. And then guys next door we had just started and we were your guests. Oh, I forgot about that. And I didn't even, I didn't know at the time I didn't know who Zach Fox was. I just thought, like to me

me and Marie had met like during like NBC stand for diversity. Damn, years ago. We were online. To Marie being late, we all were late. We all were standing there and they were like, we shouldn't even let y'all in, but okay.

Well, because people were sleeping on the street. Yeah, I wasn't doing all that. It wasn't a sneaker release. I got there when I got there. Who wants to be on time to wait online? You might as well just get there late. And I thought I was getting there early because they said the doors open at like eight so when i got there at 7 30 i'm like oh i'm fine nah bro people had spent the night

camped out audition i'm like oh this is tough two minutes five minutes i don't even think it was i think it might have been two minutes something like that yeah but couldn't be me but i said i have to say wasn't me to me maria that's what i knew i knew you know how that goes like yeah i know marisa i'm like oh marisa star this shit like all right cool didn't know zach fox was a big deal probably wouldn't have changed what I said I met Zach through that show I didn't know who he was before that damn so we're all sitting on the couch and we're talking

and I think we were talking about like our age how old we are he said he was I think he might say he was younger than us and I was like audibly I was like oh yeah no he is younger wait yeah he's younger than us you're that old you're that young you're like yeah I was like

that's a rough 27 oh and Marie did that right there I didn't mean it now you're not going to do that this is before you stop drinking relax girl this is in the past he looks fantastic now

I don't stand I don't stand for any of this that's actually the opposite of mess if you're going to stand up on mess I'm happy to be here y'all are fire y'all know that

y'all could do a show on the moon I'll be there whoo look at you now you know already yeah and that's why I know you got you got girls girls girls girls girls all over the world actually on the moon too because he said if we didn't go on the moon he would go there I mean yeah I'm not gonna get a hotel on the moon I'm gonna be comfortable you're like oh the moon they know me over there I got bitches on the moon Airbnb up there I'm gonna be uncomfortable you think I'm gonna be on unknown sheets no I mean You're going to be doing a brand partnership on the moon. Soon.

That's how you do it. Away luggage. Away luggage on the moon. Ramona. Yes. Sydney, do you have some mess that you want to share with us today? Bitch, you know I have mess. You know.

Ooh, let's talk. Yeah. See, the thing is, is that you really have to, at the end of the day, you have to be like, it's me. Yeah. You can't point the fingers and be like, you, you, you, you, you. When every time at the end of the day, you're like, it's me. And so I had a birthday. I knew about this birthday.

Originally, we were supposed to. I knew about this birthday. We knew about this birthday. You have a birthday every year. Same day. Even switch days. Crazy things every year. Listen, after everybody's birthday, whoever's next are like, so what do you want to do for your birthday?

What are we doing? And so I was like, we're going to do a trip. we're gonna do a trip I said this in September I was like we're gonna do a trip right after Marie's birthday I was like

we're gonna do a trip man to like Puerto Rico something like something something light chill something that didn't

require a lot right a low lift a low lift no shade to Puerto Rico it's just I'm just saying no no no no

no no no it's a long flight yeah yeah yeah it's short like three hours I've been there before many times I went there by myself

You knew that Yeah I went there by myself Shout out to Bad Bonnie Bad Bonnie Bad Bonnie Okay Number one on top Okay

Grammys no And so I was like We're gonna do that Then Then Marie kept asking Okay girl When you wanna

When we gonna do this When you gonna look I said oh yeah I'm gonna look today And then today Turned into It's January And they're like

Okay Are we doing this trip Or no And then I was like No no We still gonna do it It's not It's not even

Gonna cost that much January is crazy Sydney's birthday Is February 2nd February 2nd I have a question. This is a question I've always wanted to ask people. Just never get the chance because two people are never together.

Marie, when you know, at what point in this full plan did you just accept like, oh, my friend, this isn't happening? Like, at what point do you do that? Well, I don't know if you notice, but Sydney is good for booking a flight the day before the plane leaves. Right, right. She's a last minute. That Puerto Rican culture. Yeah. I mean, I didn't want to spend to buy a ticket the day before we leave. But yeah, like a month out.

So you're always on. So you're always on go. I mean, I'm always like, it's always like it's just a case bag. 50 percent chance it's not going to happen. Well, when we went to Morocco, they had to do a conference call. And they were like, we're looking at the tickets right now. It's getting more expensive. They're like, pull your card out. You got to buy your ticket right now.

And I actually bought the ticket to Morocco on the on the phone. but Morocco is not a low lift trip that's not a low lift trip it's not and I think I bought the tickets yeah you gotta go see the embassy maybe you gotta make sure your paperwork is right

some weeks before you were there for like 10 days 10 days that's a long time yeah that was fire too that was fire to see like just seeing black women

just out there in the Sahara Desert doing cartwheels did you have I'll ask you off air you was gonna ask what her Morocco unit was listen first of all

I know you that's what I was gonna ask you coming here your face is bare you're beardless we're attacking a black man because I was just inquiring a black man attacked my friend and asked

what hair she wore to Morocco she wore a Moroccan unit that's all I was asking she looked like Princess Jasmine out there Arabian nights and they were doing that while we were on the dunes and we were like this is probably problematic

but we did it I did sing a whole new world on the camel's back did now that isn't racist that is the moment that's a universal song because why why else go to the desert and get on a camel if you're not going to sing that song right right okay questions i need answer so um obviously we realize we're not doing this trip and then um maybe a a week before my birthday i'm like all right i'm just gonna i know somebody i'm gonna set something up I could get it done. And then, I mean, Marie, you understand.

It's like planning is difficult, man. It sucks. It's because we are type B people. Yeah. And we're like, somebody else has to do this. I have the idea. Y'all figure it out. Yes.

Yeah. But the thing that, like, Amina's really good at planning. She's very quick. But we've all had to plan something. Well, they have planned stuff so many years. And they were like, Sydney, no, girl, you got to go through it. is that how he said it I mean y'all y'all were definitely like nah it's girl if this was the book tour that would have been the part that got the clap if that was the book tour that's the part

like they said Sydney you have to go through it and they would have been you gotta go through it you went through it I did it talk me through it yeah you have to like talk me through it because Because also it's like for me, I feel like as as annoying as it is to plan stuff, your birthday is kind of the easiest slash the hardest because you only you can only you can invite only the people that you like. You can do it as big or as small as you want to do it. Right. I mean, you did a big thing for your birthday. I have not seen anything. That's why I haven't talked shit about that.

I'm with y'all a thousand percent. There's so many ideas I'd be having for my birthday. Then the follow through, the two months come before and I'm like, one, I'm already annoyed because February, my daughter's birthday, my parents' anniversary and my parents' birthday. And Valentine's Day. He didn't even mention that. Well, he don't care about your birthday. Discretionary funds. Like, girl, get with it or get lost.

You don't recognize that as a holiday. I really don't. I really don't. That's a patriarchal holiday. Yeah, that's patriarchy. It's a pagan holiday. Whatever. whatever it is that's what i'm using but then january is my second oldest so i'm i'm getting

hit over the head so christmas christmas january all your february february and your birthday is what month my birthday is in april so i get to breathe in march still got paid rent still got paid bills isn't that crazy so it's like by my birthday i'm like nah yeah the only reason i did my party was because it was sponsored. If I had to deal with that. I love a sponsored party. That's what I was missing. Let me tell you something.

That's what I was missing. Because you could have easily got a sponsor. No, no, no. Because that means you got to ask. You got to reach out. Yeah, you got to ask and you got to post. And you got to post. And we know Sydney and I are posting.

Sydney's on a posting hiatus. It doesn't matter the month. It'll be the 13th of February. I'll agree to post. and then when it's time to post i'll be like damn this is embarrassing i feel like i'm bad and then they don't want just one post they want the story post and they want the post then you got to put the little ad i'm like bruh and then i'll do the story post i did them for my birthday

this year i just you know because we had gift bags but after i was done i was tired but the gift bags were so cute and but they were really really good but like you got to do it on time too you got to do it when they say yeah it's like oh you ain't gonna tell me what to do and it's like not during black history month and so to finally wrap this up yeah planning was really hard but also it's like i'm emotional i'm i'm in a certain you know age range and so your birthdays just change. They just change because in your 20s, everybody is down for anything you do. They're like, yes, yes, yes.

Anywhere you're going, or you want to have it on the bus, you want to have it at Six Flags, you want to do it night, day. In the snow. They don't care what season it is. It could be negative two degrees or it could be a thousand degrees. They're ready. Everybody got money, but we broke.

20s, people are down for whatever. 30s is like, well, you didn't have all your 20s, bitch. You trying to do something extra. We have the money for it, but do we have the energy? I'm going to go against that. I think celebrate all your birthdays. Oh, no, no, no. I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you how it goes.

I think, but to Marie's point, I only want to surround myself with people that's going to feel that way. Yeah. Like too many people and that's not like saying, that's not like down in the friendship. It's just like I know who to invite. I know who not to invite. I have to say, I wasn't invited. So clearly I was going to

I was waiting for you to say that. Wait, wait, hold on, hold on. Let me, I can't wait to drop the text messages that transpired yesterday. Right. Because you were like, oh, I was like, oh, my God, I thought I sent you the flyer. And he's like, well, I just assumed it was for the girls and the gays. So I didn't think that. That's crazy.

The girls and the girls. That's what it was. You said girls and the girls? Yeah. Because I seen there was like girls there. So I was like, it was for the girls. I also, and y'all know I'm not bullshitting. I respect, what did I say to you?

I said, I respect everybody's safe space. if you only wanted to celebrate because all the pictures that was coming out it was all women and it was two girls and I was like it was more than two girls

I'm talking about who posted yeah I only said two oh so you're saying girls not person posted and they were like it was only two it seemed like a like

LGBTQ situation I mean sure but you know how I feel yes how you feel that's how you feel it depends on the day

with Sid like we don't know about Sid Sid's in the community but she has property outside of the community. Overseas?

Overseas. You know, that's why I was like... Cindy, don't cross them Dixies no more. Thank you. When you have to say no more, let me know. She's retired. I just want you to know

that sexuality is on a spectrum. I agree. And we need to just stop labeling ourselves so we can be free. Release the shackles. I agree. We should stop labeling ourselves.

Release the shackles. But other people are going to continue to label us for this life. And that's fine. Mouse, you a straight dude Yes, ma'am Valentine's Day is around the corner Is it?

Yeah I'm not going down that block Sure, sure, sure, sure But you've been down that block before Once or twice I've never been a fan of Valentine's Day It's gonna sound crazy I don't think men are a fan of Valentine's Day

I don't know if that's true Some of my niggas Lovers How they celebrate Valentine's Day They simps The way they act Can you give us a list of these simps? Just in case

You'll like this one I ain't gonna say a name I don't like any of them, but I'm just saying. Just let me say it. She's a mess. All right. But I have this one homegirl. She's obviously a lesbian.

Obviously. She shuts us down. She makes holidays unbearable. Like, her and her girlfriend, doesn't matter who she's with at the time, she's been with this girl for, like, five years. Every February, I'm like, I'm just going to mute you. Because, like, they're just, yo, like, just this year alone, just to ask her girl.

It's her girl. Just to ask her girl to be her Valentine. She went and got like a special heart pizza made. A special box. I said, bro. Papa John's or Domino's?

No, no, no. A real pizzeria. She went to a real pizzeria and said, yo, can you make a heart pizza? She went to Scars? She went to Scars. I don't know what pizzeria,

but here go the crazy part. The woman part of it, she said, she sent us like three different versions because it was like he messed it up. So she was like, uh-uh, no.

No, I said, you really have to make a mad pizza. She had to make three different heart-shaped pizzas. To land on a heart pizza. I said, that's tough. Well, I mean, the first one probably looked like butt cheeks. It did. The other one probably looked like, you know. None of the first couple looked like hearts.

But that last one, that was a heart. There's a charm. There's a charm. Because me as a man, I would have took the first one. And I would have, because I'm a straight man. You would have had a crooked pizza. And she would have accepted it because the effort. Y'all take crooked pizzas, but y'all got to be straight.

and it's just it's just like crazy what do you want the more crooked the pizza gonna be what do you want your pizza to be as straight as you at the end of the day but it's you're going to eat it sure this pizza isn't going you're not going to you know what i don't want rain no vice parade i'm glad that's what she did but yeah i got niggas that's loving niggas taking trips niggas is they gonna all out to propose to be a valentine day i'm like that's dumb propose to be a valentine it's yo it's crazy i'm telling you i didn't know we was doing that that's what i'm saying it's performative you get on your knee but the hood niggas no not like that you get on your knee to propose propose how do you propose to be you no not like pepperonis on

the pizza when you open the box no not like that but i'm saying like asking you to be like the whole asking your person to be no no they put the they got the they got the bubble letters balloons right many a time they're in the hotels it's obviously not a quality in they would not do such a thing But I have seen the videos where it's like, that's the Ramada. I know the Ramada. I saw one of those videos. I know the AC unit. Yeah.

The AC unit doesn't look white. I know that soap, that bar of soap. Yeah, that AC doesn't look quite happy. They didn't even fold the toilet paper into the triangles. Nope, sure ain't. That is straight rolled. You got to pick it. You got to pick it.

Like tape that I stuck. I know I'm in a bad hotel. That's immediately when I emailed the tour manager, hey, we shouldn't do this. We shouldn't do this ever again. I saw a video of one of those recently. This guy brought this girl into this hotel. Pictures of them and balloons and the flowers on the bed. And he was like, open your eyes.

And she opened her eyes and she was like, oh, okay. Biggest fear. She was like, it's nice. He said, it's nice. Biggest fear. He said, look what I did. Look at all the effort I put into this. And she was like, I got dressed up for my birthday.

I thought we were going out. And he was like, I did this for you. And she was like, so we can stay in? Yeah, to stay in and then bust it wide open for you because that's why you want all this stuff on the bed. You're putting the area down. Yeah, but it's my birthday. Take me out.

I'm dressed up. Once again, this is why I don't do not real holidays. Your birthday, Christmas. What do you want? It sounds like you got a lot of things you got to pay for and so that's why you can only do two. You got a lot of financial responsibilities. you got a lot of things tied up how do you say this yeah money tied up a lot of moving from your

check into your savings in the most you got moving out the life let me say like that life has been good sure for a really long time so that's not the issue right the issue is simply i don't like wasting my time so it's time your birthday in christmas yes you're only getting gifts if i really if i'm with you like define with you that's are you my girlfriend do i have an obligation to if i if you catch me doing something with somebody else am i going to feel like i'm wrong what what that is male male math if you catch me with somebody am i gonna feel wrong so if you don't feel wrong you're not my girlfriend you're not my girl sometimes you have to say it out loud so they could hear the dumb shit.

It made sense. Right, to you. But my ears were ringing when I heard that foolishness. That's because a man is talking. I'm glad you're self-aware. We talk about dating and stuff all the time, but what's the hardest thing about dating women in 2026? Nothing.

In modern years? Nothing. I don't know what these niggas be talking about. Using a condom? He had that locked and loaded. Using a condom? I mean, I'm not talking about everybody. I'm just saying for our guest today in the hot seat,

it would be a condom, right? I don't feel like this is a fair hot seat, though. Well, you have a couple of kids, don't you? If you look at my, if you look at the ages of my kids, you'll see, like, it ain't as crazy as it sounds. Sure. Like, you meet a nigga, you're like, yo, how many kids you got? Three.

Whoa. But when you realize my oldest is 18. Damn. How old are you, Mouse? Damn. I'm not old enough to have an 18-year-old. And yet, here you are. I'm going to be 19-year-old.

But, uh, no, I had my first, I had my oldest daughter when I was a senior in high school. Um, then I got, I dropped out of high school, went to the military. Oh, might as well. Right. Might as well. Senior year, you said, I'm almost done. I literally dropped out on my birthday. Like the minute, but my guidance counselor.

What a gift. No, my guidance. Yeah. I was, it was a gift to the school because the guidance counselor was over me. She said, you're not going to graduate? That's exactly what she said. She brought me in the office. She said, you're not going to graduate.

I said, nothing. She said, absolutely nothing. You said nothing? I said, like, no, because, you know, you hear everybody always talking, all the other fake bad kids, they like, like, that was the other thing. I would hang out with the bad kids, but I didn't know these niggas were really doing their work. Because you were the only one that didn't have nothing in your backpack.

You had the book bag. Because we all acting, we all acting bad. We all cutting. I didn't know these niggas were really going home doing their work. Yeah. So when it all came out, niggas like, oh, bro, all they said, I just had to do this and I can graduate. So that's what I thought this conversation was.

That lady looked me in my face. She said, Mouse? Because everybody called my nickname. She said, Mouse? That was your nickname from the beginning to the end. I didn't know your name was not Mouse. My nickname is Mousy. M-O-U-S-Y.

She literally looked at me. She said, Mousy? Mm-hmm. It ain't going to happen. Your guidance counselor said, let me speak to you in a language you understand. Mousy? It ain't going to happen.

It ain't going to happen. She said, you're only passing two classes. Whoa, which classes? Gym and what? Study hall? It was gym and English. English, you already got that. I had an 89 in English

And I had a 100 in gym A hundred in gym He loves pull-ups You know what I'm saying Like Happy Black New Year Minor looks Senior year

I majored in pull-ups Minors Minor in Minors sit-ups He said that rope Hate to see me coming Oh I know That fucking little

That shit The parachute The parachute Hated to see me I'm like let's do it Personality Dodgeball Are we playing ball

Y'all better be ready Yeah I'm doing coach's speeches. Get your shit together. 100 in gym is crazy. I don't think I've ever met anybody who had 100 in gym. Had 100 in gym. Shout out to McCaffrey.

He loved me. So I had 100 in gym. I had 89 in English. The fact that you remember these two scores so clearly means I know you were failing everything else. It was the highest scores I ever had. The crazy part is, in the beginning of senior year, they gave me economics, which was like a type of math. I said, did y'all not pay attention to all the other years? I said, y'all not fucking me over.

I took them. Y'all, it's you. Y'all not fucking me over. I went straight to the office. The first semester, I said, take this off. I told my mom. My mom was with it. That's how I know everybody, I'm not good at math.

I think I was in AP Economics. I'm not even going to hold you. Really? Yeah. I don't think, yo. I'm just being. Can't relate. She's the only woman I've ever heard say that.

Every girl I've ever met, AP, AP everything. I just knew niggas was dumb. So when I told them in the beginning of the interview, I said, take that. said take economics off the list i'm not doing it i don't need a math take it off you do need a math they told me i didn't because they said do you want to reach a diploma i said no i just want a diploma give me the regular give me the regular basic economy diploma you can give me with ads or without ads give me with ads give me the diploma with ads diploma with ads it's wild so they did

it and i still failed they took i failed science whatever the science they gave me i failed uh Well, to be fair, when's the last time you used science? Anybody? In here? I don't like this conversation. No, I'm just saying. Every day. You use science every day?

Every day. Wait. Do you know? You're checking the weather app? Yes. You're not using science. You're checking an app. When you go outside and you look at the snow and you're wondering why it's not melting?

I'm not using science to figure out the equation of that. Because it hasn't been over 32 degrees in two weeks. I guess when I'm looking at the window pane and I'm like, ah, the, the precipitation. Yeah. I don't believe you said precipitation. Sometimes I'm holding a fresh glass of something. Condensation. Condensation.

Condensation. Whenever, whenever I'm putting H2O in here, I am using, I am using. That is very performative. Yeah. H2O, right. H2O, right. Mm-hmm. You just let her do that.

You know, when I use science, when I'm in the back of a, when I'm in an Uber and they have that little game and it's like what what's this uh what's this periodic periodic it gets me every time i mean are you really into that yeah it gives me every time i'll be up i'll be up about 10 and then they start doing the flags and it goes or they show a picture and you're like uh is that marie marie well that's weird so you were going to your guidance counselor and you were like kind of bartering like you know i didn't barter so i said yeah i take because i didn't need the math so you don't want to graduate i didn't want the regents diploma let me so you said let me see the itemized bill and you were like yeah take that off take that off it was like

the second week of school i said y'all bugging like they started at first i thought i could do it it was that second week then they started hitting it was graphs i said my senior year bro i'm getting bitches y'all bugging right now bitches but you but you got an 89 in english I'm getting bitches See the thing is I'm getting bitches No it's not AAVE says

I'm getting bitches That wasn't on your course syllabus Listen At the end of the day I told you what wasn't on my syllabus That damn economics It got the fuck on and I still had to drop out And now you're here with all the words

And so yes We graduated you didn't graduate we're all in the same place we're all here do you even need to go to school we're all here no

you don't well definitely not to get a mic in your in front of you they should now that now that you should you should

there should be a test a standardized test racist all of that it should be just like every other test we had to take our life if you can't pass that

you shouldn't get a microphone you know like when you go to CVS or whatever you gotta hit a button for them to unlock the case to get out certain things microphones should be behind the case yeah mics should be behind the case

you gotta hit a button and say what you're about to use it for. I just want to talk to these females. You use females? You're out of here. I think it's like when you buy a gun, too. There's a test you have to take. I'm not going to lie to you.

It should be easier to get a gun than to get a podcast microphone. What? Now that's where I'm drawing the line. Now you just say anything. Podcasts are guns. I'm going to say it might be neck and neck. I'm going to say podcast.

That's what I'm saying. It might be neck and neck. I'm going to say podcast. I'm going to go podcast. Today. Today. But what came first, the guns or the podcast? I'm going to say the guns.

The words or the guns? The original niggas that wrote the Congress, that was just a podcast. Look at the first. Look at the first bill. Hold on. Look at the first bill of rights. They were just saying shit. The original niggas that wrote the Congress.

You got to go back to school. You got to. For English. For English. For social studies. Listen, the original niggas that was in there. I've been English. The original.

Yeah. The real nigga that was in there That was a podcast Just look at it A podcast with wigs Slaves, everybody should get them Yo, I agree If you look at the Declaration of Independence

What's his name? John Hancock was the producer of the podcast And he was the first mic You know what? He was the producer And he told me on the mic as well He was like, no, no, no, no Do that right there

Do that right there He said, let's get Benjamin Franklin in here Tell us what your mess is Yo, we got a bunch of presents Yo, somebody go get Ben Frank Somebody go get Tom Somebody go get Tommy. How did Ben Franklin get on the $100 bill?

He wasn't even a president. I want to know who was the original. What's the bald? Rogan. Rogan. Who was the original Joe Rogan in Congress? It got to be John Hancock or I'm going George Washington. George Washington?

Original Joe Rogan? George Washington had fake people teeth in his mouth. No, I thought that was Abraham Lincoln. No, it's George Washington. He had slave teeth. He had slave teeth, right? They all had teeth by slaves. Teeth by slaves.

Too late. Teeth by... Yeah. But you know how you say teeth by LaFawn? Teeth by... Yeah. Yeah. So if you look at that, that equates to Rogan and these weird...

Teeth by culture. ...tide shit he be having on the podcast. Not gone too far. Teeth by slaves. This is crazy. Teeth by slaves. It's insane. I wasn't saying it's fire, but it's insane.

For Black History Month, we might have to take this out. Yeah. No, you got to leave... You got to leave it in there. You got to shoot the sketch. You got to leave... Yeah. Shoot the sketch.

Yeah, it's the Chappelle show. You got to release it on the podcast page. Teeth by Slaves. Marie, did you have any mess for us? Who? I mean, Teeth by Slaves. Well, that would be my mess. That's pretty messy.

Opt here. No. I'm sorry. You're opting out for the first time. No mess. I mean, I just, you know, I got to think about it. That's just God being good. somebody's got

God's been good he's been good you know ain't got no mess I mean I don't know if this is mess but you've been

to my house before I have a round table I got these chairs full of clothing you know cause you're not ready to put them in a dirty clothes pile

but you're not ready to put them with the clean clothes yeah cause they could get another way right so I have multiple clothes chairs in my home

and yes when you have so many chairs for clothes and not to sit down well I mean it's my two kitchen table chairs okay

and then my my couch oh you got another chair remember the chair the chair yeah an heirloom yeah yeah yeah yeah it's in the family now so anyway i got i got mad chairs you got mad space for chairs you're getting i don't i don't have mad space anyway yesterday i was like well what happens if i push the chairs in under the table i said am i dumb it has never occurred to me to push the chairs in girl it is not to take the clothes out and put them away no no no no but anything i fold the clothes again to make them to make them more compact and i push the chairs i'm not gonna lie to you just by practice i don't think that's messed i think that's ingenuity whoa that's that

english right there okay ingenuity you said i'm gonna use this in a sentence today i feel like You said word of the day, ingenuity. But I was going to say that was Marie's living. Marie's living, Marie's living. You're like, if you push the chairs in, you see all the space. I'm like, wow, I can see my rug now. I'm gagged. I literally, I had to leave the room to come back and be like, look at this.

Now, if you would have talked to your interior designer, she would have let you know that. Who, the interior designer who I am dead to right now. I got an interior designer and she quit. She said I was too indecisive. making somebody quit their job that is can you eat her up and bring her on the pod I would love to chat with her just for a little bit

no give me the information I don't need no interior designs but I do need you to sit on the couch for a little bit why don't you come in and take a look at it take a look at it come on down

tell them why you hate Marines tell them why you hate black women She's a black woman as well. But you know, it'd be your own people. Marie, that was good mess. That is good mess. Yeah, that was light mess. And it actually is good for the gander.

It don't got to be a heavy mess. It doesn't have to. That's what people think. And it's just, just come in. Anything could be mess if it's in your heart, you know? And that's merch. And that's merch. Anything can be mess.

If it's in your heart. If it's in your heart. Yeah, I hope you're writing all these bars down. Yeah, you have to lead. If you lead with mess, the heart is always going to be full. If you lead with mess, forget the rest. Let's go. You're working.

Let go, Mouse. Yes, what's your mess? What are you here to talk to us about? What's messy to you? It's a lot messy. I was actually tossing and turning about this all night. Because I was like, what am I going to talk about? You talk for a living.

Yeah, I know. You said you've been wanting to be on this podcast for quite some time. Just for the hang. and then I was like oh I got to I'm like I have to indict myself

we're a theme you said indict yourself I have to indict myself no you don't have to indict yourself because it doesn't have to be personal mess it could be messy

and that's why I was like I was like you know let me look at Becca's email again and I was like oh alright it doesn't have to be so personal because I was about to

but that is mess though that is mess listen I was checking dates and times I was like the statute has to be up on this okay let's talk about yeah let's talk about that

if you got statutes that's up This is a, that was the time. But that's crazy. That's how you, that's what also is messed is that people want to be on the pod. But have you listened? Just listen to the pod. Just look at the clips.

You can, you can tell that it's, there's light stuff. Anything can be messed. So why are you tossing and turning? Because I don't, I don't want to be. Listen. You don't want to be like everybody else. Zach Fox was up here dragging Mick Jagger. Yeah.

He looked like a mess. Yeah. Mick Jagger does look like a mess. He looked, he looked like he halfway out. Yeah. But he's always in. hey man look like look like come on on the pod look like sharon osborne the other night yo i saw a picture of sharon and kelly it looked like somebody it looked like somebody like sucked

the air out their butt and just that's called ozempic for real or reparations reparations because they they british so they like they real real races that's like motherland races yeah yeah remember when they remember when trump was like we're gonna build a wall and she And then she got on the view and she was like, then who's going to clean your toilet? I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, right message, wrong messenger. Yeah. But also, no, no, that's not so white people don't be in made in Manhattan. Like they don't like what?

I couldn't believe she's I was she was like, well, you know what I meant. We actually don't know what you mean. So that's why actually we know what you mean. And that's why we're looking at you. Yeah, that's why you look like that. Yes. So, Mouse, what's your mess? All right.

So, I do this thing. I don't like to be uncomfortable. And then in dating, I really don't like to be uncomfortable, but I also don't like to make other people uncomfortable. Okay. And I realized, like, we're in a time where, like, if you just say the thing you feel, you're going to offend somebody. Like, if you're just telling somebody, like, hey, the vibe isn't what I thought it was, can you go? like you're gonna be the bad guy nicer way to say it what is it hey the vibe ain't really what i thought it was gonna be can you go is wild i thought you were saying it'd be saying in a

better way hey the vibe is no oh there's no better way to say wait wait wait wait you never ghosted somebody no i do but it's hard to do it in the moment like in the moment i'm like oh i'm never told me take a phone call actually i gotta i gotta step out so it's crazy that you guys know how to ghost, but not your semen. Your semen never knows how to ghost. Are you, like, attacking me? Girl, what in the Planned Parenthood is happening here? Your semen.

Yes. If there was more ghost semen, we would have less issues. Sydney, there's literally ghost semen. There's so many single mothers. Where's the ghost semen? Well, you got to deal with the old demand. No. Semen don't work no more. No, I'm just saying. No, it don't. That's the problem.

Al Pacino just had a baby. He, like, 92. He's rich. So if you have money Your old semen is stronger You take care of yourself There's a different level of care Have you seen him He don't look like he's okay

At all But he's probably taking Like supplements and stuff Why is blood cells gone So there's been these studies That's come out Over the last two years That you know

For all these years And decades We've been blaming Women Older women For like the problem With like When they have late pregnancies

Later in life It's men It's the men We knew that No we know that now I thought it was always them But you a lesbian Oh

you're not in our fight you get the pick that is the title of the episode you're not in our fight I love that that's so good I don't know I like so many of the titles but that one actually really resonated you're not in our fight

people will click on that so I think we might have to put that at the top I don't know I think people might click on teeth by slaves no Marie as a man if I had to vote it would be teeth by slaves I went out of this I know it's only two fifths of a vote come on so like because i i don't like i don't like making people uncomfortable especially women

i don't really enjoy making one uncomfortable especially if like you agree to go out with me but not all the time do the vibes match up in person that they were on it on in the on the text yeah so what i do is i'll just text my oldest daughter because she's an adult now so i'll be like i'll just text her like call me and if i if i heart it she knows that i mean like call me now and she'll she'll call and i'll have my phone like on on dates i keep my phone like up i don't flip it because you don't flip it because you have nothing to hide no just because i'm on complete dnd so my phone could look like this and the only thing that can come through is the people that's allowed to come through so as soon as you see my daughter come as soon as you

see my daughter come through i'm like oh i gotta answer this and she just starts yelling dad dad you gotta she just starts yelling she doesn't start yelling she knows is there a script yeah just start i tell her make it sound important she knows just make it sound so you turn the volume up all the way up dad i gotta i said and i'm like i gotta take this call i got and then she'll i'll walk off me and my daughter talking and she's like dad you with the hos i'm like yeah with the hos i want to get the hos because she's a kid like that's what the kids say so she'll be Like, Dad, you with the hoes? What is hoes?

The hoes. They're really not in our fight. Jesus Lord. Sadie don't have to fight. She got love in her life. We fighting by ourselves up here. You know what, Marie? Every day is a battle thing.

A battle thing. The fire battle thing. One battle after another for me. Marie. Not for she. When I tell you you're on fire, bitch, you're on fuegos, okay? Wow. you never let me down

what is that what is a his you should be embarrassed mouse why you're involving your your daughter she's not a child anymore but

that is more she is a child of mouse she gets whatever a child of mouse that's also amazing title of the episode it's not a child of

teeth by slave is nothing child by mouse is yeah even better I do not like that child by mouse is great

I think that child Child by mouse is in the running Child of mouse or teefs by slaves Teefs by slaves Teefs with a Z at the end Because I can see that being merch No

Just a smile No because I don't want that I don't want that either Just a smile across the chest No No that's very George Washington Yeah Not on me

Mouse Sit at it You're embarrassing How could you Why would you get your daughter involved Let me tell you this Okay there comes a certain accountability in life with your family right as your dad i do my job

i make sure you're taken care of make sure you got what you need whenever you want it a surplus even extra you get to stun on your friends they love that they get to stun their friends what you want yeah it's already there you get to go on their friends damn i gotta get a new show their friends my instagram and then show them the pictures of the celebrities they met if all i'm asking of my adult daughter is to lie is to get me out of uncomfortable situations i thought that was your job to get her out of uncomfortable situations it's duality but we both do it now when she was a kid and why are you doing that with me Should I have a baby?

Let's talk. Oh, no. This feels like a very tempting argument for me to also, but I got to wait 18 years? Yeah, I was about to say, by the time that baby is 18, you're not even going to want to be dating. No.

I don't want to be dating right now. What's the lyric? 18 years. 18 years and on an 18th birthday. That wasn't his. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So, should I adopt a 16-year-old? Ooh. Because then you'll look like a hero. No, then you'll, but you're going to hang yourself. zero you picked the worst age i feel like 13 16 was real like 16 was real like euphoria to this day i've never watched that show because i was living it excuse me when my daughter was 16 this is two years ago euphoria been out mad years yeah i never needed to watch it this kid was

smoking weed vapes selling drugs well she got a cool dad that's what i was like what wearing crop tops definitely wearing crop tops yeah i mean i allow that and doing drugs definitely was doing a drug drugs i don't i don't know all the drugs okay i just know what the school called me about what they call you about so allegedly no this was real no but i'm saying for your daughter's sake because i hate when people put out like i don't like when they put out girl sydney you can't ask the question once again not your fight thanks she said we both at the same time said what and then she was like i'm an aquarius we go you know you know what we're just gonna move the mic

put the mic in rice mic and rice another title of the episode i like that actually all the way down leading the vote it's take it off it's leading the vote but when this child was what 14 14 turning 15 i get a call from the school and they're like um it's actually somebody i uh that was a teacher when i was there so they try oh this shit is just like cops and and rob is talking to me real nice i'm like what's up he's like hey you know it's been a long time i see all the stuff you're doing i'm proud of you i see what's up i noticed calling about that though yeah like yeah i just want to let you know that your daughter um she got caught you know smoking

in school, you know, caught her vaping. I said, word? She said, yeah. But I'm just, because I'm listening. I know you guys are. I thought you were going to say crack. Vaping is crack. You put crack on my kid? No, no, no. I'm not putting crack.

No, no, no. You put crack on my kid? You looked at me and thought I could birth a crackhead? No, I'm not saying that. Birth of a crackhead is also an amazing title. Now I'm just saying it. You're just medeying it.

You're being it right now. You're being it. You're being it right now. Crack heads. Brother crack heads. No, no, no. But I'm just saying, vaping, everybody vapes.

Like, it doesn't matter if you're 65, 14-year-old, infant. Everybody's vaping. Infants. Yeah, there'd be some pacifiers that look like vapes.

Sid, you're not in our fight. And I just want to talk to the people that are in the fight together. Pacifiers that look like vapes? Yeah, no. Girl, what babies

you hanging out with? And what adults are you hanging out with? I'm in Flatbush. First of all, that has nothing to do with it. I know, I know, I know. I'm just saying anything now.

The point of the matter is, I'm listening. I'm like, yeah, so how you know? We've seen her. I said, oh, you've seen her? He said, yeah. So now he starts telling me

about the punishment. He's like, yeah, she won't let us search her. That's good that your daughter knows her rights. Yeah, she won't let us search her person, but she let them search her bag.

In the bag, they found the gummy packets. they taking edibles but watch the thing the gummies look just like the candy so it's like

sour pat and stuff like that and it doesn't say THC on it oh so now I'm like oh so you my daughter's getting suspended

and at this time it was like three it was like a three month suspension oh and it was like if you don't take the three month suspension she's gonna be suspended until the next year

oh y'all y'all are wilding half the teachers is hot so now I wanna fight now I'm in the mood to fight I'm like hmm three month suspension

or I could appeal it and then we'll have to have a hearing and then y'all gotta repeat and this is somebody who's been raised by law and order I feel like you were like let's appeal immediately yeah I said so that's what you want he thought he was walking me down

he said yeah so we're just gonna get I said no no we're not gonna do that I'm actually gonna come get her somebody come get her she's dancing like a stripper now that one I thought was coming I'm not gonna lie to you the way my daughter is living her life

I'm like oh she's definitely I said stripping is imminent because she vaped at 14 she had the Sarah Patch kids in the back you said I said there it goes I said guess she's going to lust the pipeline from gummies to stripping on a pole

it's right there it's a straight line it is a straight line I ain't never been on a pole in my life and you love gummies I've been doing gummies for a while Were gummies even out when we were 14? I don't know.

I feel like the kids got access to so much. And it's dispensaries on every corner now. Look, that was it. It was the pole and the gummy star here. I don't think it's a pole. I think the gummy to streamer pipeline is probably stronger. I wish I would be that lucky. She's about as technologically savvy as me.

I'd be helpful. I'd be like, nah, bro. You said, what are you doing for this family? You're not streaming. You're not streaming. So, what are you bringing to the table? When is your tour through Africa? You have nothing for me?

I got a job for you. You're going to get me out of these situations. Some of these kids are doing Super Bowl commercials now. Where is your commercial? Listen, that 14-year-old, she's at least trying. She has it all down pat. She just doesn't have the audience. But, boy, when the audience comes.

You can see the potential? To be a streamer. She does this. You're like, hey, guys. Oh, she taps this. She does her hauls She does her hauls You said you want her to stunt on her friends

So she got Hey guys look at what I did Get ready with me while I prepare to stunt on my friends To stunt on these hoes She did a Christmas haul and I said you gotta take that down I said you have to take it down There's people dying There's literally people dying

Let me show you my tracksuit from Jimmy Jazz This is That's about the second most disrespectful thing you think i'm buying my daughter shit from jimmy jazz what's wrong with jimmy jazz what's wrong with jimmy jazz you know what this is coming for somebody who i was on facetime i was trying to make fun of her to leave burlington and she wouldn't sydney oh now you called him in burlington i said get out why would you call him i said get out of burlington she's like no it has nice stuff i said sid get the fuck out of yeah i'll collab with burlington

today i don't know what you're talking about it's not there just for coats i was looking for a fit and that is the problem it seems like you are already collabing with burlington it's not just coats sid really serve food now yo if i get nuggets by burlington i didn't want to i want to be noted when i leave here today you put crack on my kid and then you put Jimmy Jazz with me. She also put a stripping pole

on your daughter's head. No, I did that. And I said, Nuggets on Burlington. So we, it's the range. It's the range of hate. So,

your daughter, did she get suspended or no? No. So, we, she served one day to suspension. The second day

was the actual hearing. Oh, they moved quick over there. What district is this? This is Long Island. They don't play. Oh, okay. Wait,

you live in Long Island? That's where I'm from. Okay. So, my daughter still goes to school out there. Okay. So,

we went to school went to the school now I had my good fit on I had your good fit I had my long coat on I had leather gloves you had your Amari shoes on

what is Amari Amari Amiri you had on some hard bottoms what are the I didn't have my hard bottoms or the Rick's Rick Owens

no I want Sid to stop talking can I just talk to Amiri what is it Amiri there's so much the guys wear their Amiris I don't am I wrong

on a chunky boot I had on what did I have on you said you had a good fit you was a kid were you sponsored by kids no i don't know i'm not wrong about that mary's i don't know off-white blazers oh off-white mackie blazers but i had like a good corduroy pant i want to let you know walking back into this school i'm on y'all ass you had a turtleneck on tucked into the corduroys

no i had a um i had one of them um banana republic little sweaters on yeah it was like a quarter button quarter button went in there and i kicked their ass because they only witness was the teacher i said wait a minute i said so you for i said how many kids he basically told the superintendent that's what was the superintendent here so they have their lawyers and it's just me i said oh i'm being real lawyers i'm not worried about y'all teacher lawyers school district lawyer i'm like school district lawyer nigga i was gonna go to jail and i beat these niggas y'all not even getting paid for real you niggas you niggas get a salary these niggas was on the hour and i beat their ass i'm on y'all so they let him they let the teacher go he's like yeah

you know i was walking in the hallway i seen a group of students and i seen the vape air coming from over his head and then i said wait a minute i said how many kids i said what time of the day was this he said it was in between class i said oh so there's a lot of kids in the hallway he said yeah i said and then my daughter's back was towards you he said yeah i said so you just you just gonna put that smoke on my baby I know what I seen I said oof that sounds emotional and all you need is that probable cause

all I heard well he didn't even see he didn't see her smoke he made a probable cause all I had to do was raise a shadow of a doubt beyond a reasonable doubt all I know is when I said oof that sounds emotional

can we go off record for a minute I said no I would like the record to show whatever you're about to say they were like well we just want to step outside and talk to him for a minute I said let the record show that they're stepping outside I looked at my daughter I said look what you got me doing came back in here they came back in there like listen we're gonna we're just gonna lift the suspension she'll serve two days for having paraphernalia and that's it when he walked in here I know the song I know the song I said no you did and then we walked out of there.

She was in school the next day. Judgment for the plaintiff? No, we were the defendants. Judgment for the defendants. Damn, I kind of wanted your daughter to get a RICO charge and see how you could do with that. I mean, if you really got that.

You hate my family. You really about me, don't you? She do. That was a RICO, actually. That was the equivalent of a RICO in school. How many bottles of baby oil in the locker? Stop it, Marie. How much baby oil was in the locker?

Let's talk. so what you're saying is your daughter owes you so how old was she when you started using her as a decoy to get out of these dates 17 years old oh so because after a while i stopped letting like for a long time I didn't like I didn't allow my kids to be at the house when like I'd have a woman

over or anything but when they got when she turned about 16, 17 my oldest was like 13, 14 I was like oh it's whatever

y'all can y'all don't gotta introduce yourselves but if you see me with a woman cause I need y'all don't gotta introduce yourself

so it just that woman is like there's been times where like they've all been in the house and like the girl will walk out to use the bathroom

or something or like grab Uber Eats and my daughter is just like My daughter would see him and text me like a rating. She'll text you a rating? She'll be like, oh, that's a nine. Okay.

Oh, that's an eight. Oh, that's a nine. I'm like... Mouse, I think I've heard enough. All right. I could hear more. No. I'm just saying, I just don't want...

When your kids get to their teens and they have to go hang out with other kids, your kids almost have to know that you get bitches or like whatever your equivalent of bitches. Okay. Getting the bitches, sure, fine. It's the rating. That's them, not me. Yeah, but where did they learn this misogynistic practice? Oh, now it's a misogynistic practice.

Another woman called, a young woman called another woman beautiful is now misogynistic. She didn't say beautiful. She's rating. It's a numerical. She's, I only heard eights and nines. What's the problem? She no good. Well, her daddy didn't bring home no sixes.

If you got an 89 in English, I want her to use her words. For a bitch she don't know. For a bitch she don't know. That's the title of the episode. that one i like girl this might be yo we didn't even have another episode before this so we just we just warmed up this is just y'all warmed up just stepping on the court oh i was doing that's a little anti-black okay that's a different type of black yeah

M'Baku. What's he doing? M'Baku. That was my era. He just followed me on Instagram. M'Baku? M'Baku. Who's that?

With a big yes. Wait. He followed you? He followed me. Girl. What? But I feel like he, you know, he's- You going to slide?

What? You going to slide in a DM? No. Marie. I feel like he was sexier in the movie. He not as- Come on. He hasn't worked in a while.

Oh, yeah. He's very much giving dad- That's right. the last movie was mad long ago it was literally two years ago it was not two years ago no black panther 2 was two years ago no it wasn't when did when did um what's his face pass away it's not what's his face chadwick yeah but he's also not in black panther 2 black panther 2 was he's not in the second one no because he died before they filmed it no he's in the second one a little bit winston duke is in he's a huge part of it chadwick is not the one

who followed me is Winston Duke but yes well we know Chadwick didn't follow you I met him he was nice to me no I'm saying

he didn't follow because he's shut up no he met him in real life oh got it okay we were at an after party

he followed me home no no he didn't follow me home damn Marie that's amazing Sydney did such a good photo of you thank you

look at this Sydney had the I know I liked it the one you weren't invited to guess I wasn't a girl or girl you're a father

and that's why you weren't there this is Sydney hates dads no she just hates this one and I don't get it cause we started off so well I'm just like

don't get it you know the crazy thing Mouse is like we were tight are we doing this we were tight and it will happen I just want to

put it all out there okay are we putting it all out there I want to put it on the table put it on the floor put your bestie in a pack and then I'll smoke her too hey girl

now she's sliding now she's smoking her eyes ADHD you were really like somebody I talked to on the regular at Burlington Co-Factory seems

I know actually to to do that FaceTime at Burlington I was very comfortable and felt safe um

and then you not only did I find out you had children which is that's fine what do you mean

found out I had children everyone knew I had children so you found out he had kids and now you hate him I didn't I don't she's I'm gonna respect the tap dance

go ahead tap dance and dancing I'm not dancing you're dancing well I just feel like why are you talking to me

when you should be talking to your children? What? It's a podcast. No, no, no, no. The kids ain't here. She's talking about in the middle of the day.

She's talking about at 11 a.m. when my kids are in school. Like, I'm a sacrifice. Okay, you know what? I don't understand the question. You asking why he's talking to you right now?

Because Sid's being messy. I am being messy. And I'm trying not to take the bait. Marie's like, this is off air. I feel like every time we have a male guest, Sidney wants to battle.

And I just want to get to the bottom of the mess. Let's get to the bottom of the mess. I just want to talk No I'm trying to talk I want your mess

But Sidney like Well Sidney Then jumped in the mess So now I'm gonna give Me and Sid a mess Okay here we go Okay what's the mess When me and Sid

First met each other Okay There was a mutual attraction Oh That's a god damn lie Now Oh my god Now

Oh my god No no no It was Wait Then she found out You had a kid And it was It was very flirty

Hey It was not Oh my god Are you gonna sit here And lie like this Sid what This is an exclusive Sidney

Sidney and her ex are best I would not be attracted to a man in cornrows so there's that Okay B2K

bump bump bump Okay I like a woman in cornrows I don't like no man They look like me What the fuck are you talking about

What the fuck are you talking about They do look like you They do not Marie I'm literally the storyboard Marie

We were We are literally so insane. And now you're going to throw me into the wolves? When the boy lesbians get dressed, they looking at my Instagram. No, actually, the men are dressing like studs now. So let's really get into it. Well, I can't say that word, but okay. The men are seeing the info from the studs.

So there was a mutual attraction. Marie, have I ever mentioned this man like that? I mean, I didn't know you was calling him on FaceTime at Burlington Coal Factory. That's a reveal for me. There's intimacy. There's no intimacy. There's intimacy there. It was never like physical intimacy.

I FaceTimed anybody. I'm talking about, but she was at Burlington. I do FaceTime anybody. I literally do. Okay. She does, but I mean,

what did you call him for so you can get his feedback? We have been talking all the time. We're just chatting. Like, we have been talking all the time. I had just got back from LA. We were friends

and I had a lot of time on my hands. I was, you know, trying to rebuild myself. So why didn't you call Marie? Well, I was talking to her as well. I said I have free time.

Marie didn't even know you went to Burlington. I didn't know that. I did not know she was at Burlington. This is when I was living with Carolina and I was very close to Burlington. I was like... I would see the cats and all that.

So, you was talking to him on FaceTime regularly? Yes. So, there was a mutual attraction there? There was no... Mom, I can't believe you even said that out of your dry-ass lips that you would say shut the ding. He said dry-ass lips.

I was like, no, that's just an arbitrary attack. And there's none. I was like, I know I'm not up here dry-ass. He said the lips is dry here and there. yeah i don't know what listen i can't believe you said that listen okay but finish that yeah sid you gotta you gotta read sid you gotta realize sid will just up and disappear just go just go away for a little bit i'm like oh okay then in her absence yeah life unfolded had my son shout out to my son he's the most perfect kid in the world he said that's he has

a son because you left him that's not what i said that's not what i said that's not what i said at all not the way i hear her talk about baby and then when she came back around yeah i had i had a kid and then now it's all oh mouse i didn't know you had baby i'm like what are you talking about but you know what you giving us this backstory does explain some of this hostility that I'm feeling from singing. Thank you. All day. We've known about your...

You're a flip-flopping ass bitch and I thought we were friends. No, you a flip-flopping ass bitch. Thank you. You're the only flip-flopper. Because we've known about the baby, his daughter. I met him.

He was like, my daughter did it. She dropped him off. No. In the bins. In the binsie. I was just like, listen,

shit is on fire. There's so many baby jokes. You got a baby sperm joke. She said the word semen on the pod. I've never heard of that. Some people said they were tired of hearing about secretions. So now I say semen. I have heard semen in a very long time.

Secretions is feminine. Semen is male. The only time I hear semen is on SVU. Right. So to hear it in real time, I was like. We got semen. I'm sweating. Yeah, that's semen.

You called me a flip-flopper, bitch. You a flip-flopper. you're playing good cop and bad cop bitch what cop are you I'm no cop I'm a liar mess

you're listening to mess bitch this is what I thought we were going to be chill today I thought so too until I was telling these people that I was attracted to you you took me to some dive bar in Flatbush and we were chatting

and we did not go on no date we didn't go on no date you took me to some you know some bar that I'm I know they knew you I know you I know they knew

I knew you so now we getting to it they went on a date y'all I wouldn't call it a date it was like a pre-date it was like a pre-date it was not a motherfucking pre-date they went on a

parent-teacher conference for Lauren Slatbush it was a pre-date that mouth there is no no do not listen to her it's a silent partnering

they kind of they kind of When I showed up, they're like, oh, Mr. Mouse. I'm like, oh, yeah. Mr. Mouse. He had on his corduroy pants? It took forever to get my club soda. Girl, you mad about the club soda in 2026, man?

You got to let that go. Let it go. Let it go. See, the crazy part is Sid could have had the world. That's the crazy part. You said the world. What that mean? Sid could have, you know, when you just meet someone, you're like, yo, I really fuck with them.

Whatever you want, Sid could have had. So that's really why you wanted to be on the pod. You want to get closer to me. I thought we wasn't going to discuss it. Unfinished business is a really good title. It's not unless it's over your face. Because it would have to be you right there. Matter of fact, you know what?

I'll wait till the mic's gone. No, say it. What happened? You remember at Why Am I Single? Not the one I did. The one I came to before that. We was all backstage. Was that the one Sydney was on?

and then what happened? She accosted you backstage? She sat on you in the singles lounge? Oh, you remember? She sat. Because you sat like this. Because you sat like... Oh, I might have the photo of that, actually.

Thank you. I might have... But Sidney's known to sit on somebody's lap. Now she called me loose. Okay, Marie. So do you want to do the pod with Mouse? Or do you want to do the pod with Becca? Who do you want to be with?

Sidney, you are... Sidney is a very flirtatious person. A Marie and Mouse pocket. Do you have your papers? you got your pod papers i got my podcast pice checked on it pice yeah podcast oh my god now you're trying really hard oh yo so i don't know where we go we had i don't know where because you started i was chilling i i took all the attacks but then you just kept i just feel like maury i feel like you are the father he is the father yes but then sid would be on

Sid would be on the episode with the camera and she'd be like I'm not I am a lesbian I am and then they'd be like well Sid

backstage you were talking to Mouse and what happened was is that Mouse heard that I was hooking up with men and he was like oh she gonna

I'm gonna slide in there and I was like well I wouldn't go that low you know oh that's what we're doing we're writing bits no no no I'm not writing

we're working out bits no no no I just wouldn't be with a comedian that's what like you know what I mean I wouldn't be with somebody I know I was meeting randos it would never be that

it would never be somebody I know their last name it's Jones right it's Jones I just want this to be for the fellas who listen for the fellas who listen for the women who deal with women that listen you just gotta just take the

onslaught you don't win fighting back what's messier Okay Sid No That's who What's messier

Your friends Secretly dating Behind your back Or Your friends dating Behind your back And then doing a podcast And then doing a reveal

In front of your face What's What's messier What's more mess I mean at least this podcast Didn't come out in June That would really Be bad

Yeah that would be bad For her image nothing is better i'm in a relationship so nothing is better oh that's why you acting like okay delete the back end of this podcast yeah i don't want to cause no issue in lesbian homes no no cause an issue in lesbian homes it's too long never mind causing issues in lesbian home we could do it like uh like the cool like the cool kids and just use every first letter we're not doing that c-i-i-l-c-i-i-l-h no people gonna be like what the hell is that so your mess was using your using your your child your daughter um to get you out of dates and then coming on

a podcast and disrupting the synergy between the host i respect i i respect black women to the utmost i don't believe anything a man could do could interrupt that synergy right there he said he said i can't wreck a home that isn't already wrecked oh i mean that's the other part so your your daughter helps you get out of stuff do you have this day to this day do when when she is she dating yeah yeah she got a little boyfriend ew i know i feel the same exact way he looked like a little uh he like a little gecko that's what he like gecko i thought it was gecko yeah he looked like a gecko gecko that's what it is gecko is the salamander he looked like a salamander every time i for the minute his face is very he looked like he better go like that so

you did pay attention to science i did a little bit i was salamander i found it out of sleep osmosis so um how often is your daughter helping you get out of a bind often i'm in a bind nate should we go through some messages yeah yeah let's go through some messages We have actual voicemails today? We do. We do. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to hear some messages from the Mesties,

and you're going to say your thoughts on it. Okay. Okay, so this is the way that I'm calling trying to leave this voicemail for y'all. I have written this out, and I am going to try this one more again. My cousin and I are both living in Europe. She lives in Italy, and I live in Spain.

Five years ago, I got married, and it was super small and intimate. She was one of six people that were there. Fast forward to December 2024, and she shared with me and my husband that she was getting married in Italy and would love for us to be there. We planned ahead and had every intention of being there.

Maybe four or five months before she was married, she reached out and told me that it was going to just be close family. Mom, dad, brother, cool. The wedding happened, and this cool she had the nerve to send me photos of her and all her guests. People who were not

even family, but friends she had previously fallen out with. One of which is her best friend, a male, who she alleges slept with her ex, also a male, I definitely felt the way. To make matters worse, weeks leading up to her wedding, she reached out to me to ask if she could ship her Zara order to my apartment in Spain because they were having a sale and it's cheaper to send it to Spain.

It wasn't straightforward at all. She ended up shipping it to the store. I had to make several trips to finally retrieve it. I know Spanish bureaucracy is a whole thing. I have the package in my storage, and after four months of holding on to it, she sent me a message today asking if I could mail her the package. It's been a whole day and I have yet to respond.

One of our mutual friends is coming to visit Spain next month and per that friend, at some point during her trip, my cousin will join her in a different city in Spain than where I live. Is it a mess if I don't reply to her message and just have our mutual friend take the package

to her ass? It's literally a denim skirt and a pair of jeans and I'm so over it. Bye y'all. I love y'all. Thanks for the man. Shout out y'all for having the expat community. That was good. Mouse?

Uh, yeah. I mean, send that lady her shit so you don't got to deal with it no more. Yeah. Like, that's just, you're holding on to it to be petty. Really, you keeping a person that you're saying you don't really give a fuck about around because they asking for their shit, rightfully so. I mean, it's also a mess to be like, it's going to be a small, intimate wedding and then have more than just family there.

And then send me the photo. I'm not going to lie to that part. I don't care about that. Like that shit would not even, the fact that that bothered him is a little bugged out to me. It bothered him, I think, because she was at his wedding. Yeah. And she invited him originally and then was like, actually.

Actually, yeah. Yeah, but if you, some people like weddings. If she was at his wedding, that means he wanted her there. Sure. And if he wasn't at her wedding, that means she didn't want him there.

So why lie? Just be like, why invite me in the first place? Why care? I guess that's my issue like why care like wherever I'm not at I don't care you didn't want me there

and I'm okay it doesn't necessarily mean I have to change the relationship with you also please don't invite me to a wedding but more importantly that's the most important yeah please don't invite me to a wedding

do not invite if you really care about me don't invite me to a wedding I love that I love that I'll send a gift send me the registry send me the registry

I'll take y'all out for dinner I'd rather give the gift than go literally took my friends who just got married, literally took them to dinner. That was my thing. I'm not coming here, don't put me on no plane.

I'm not, I'm not being there. If I'm not working it, if you're not my brother, my sister. Well, maybe he was looking forward to going to Italy.

You seem like that. She's in Italy, he's in Spain. He already in Spain? Go to Italy, bitch. Go to Italy, bitch.

That's a good title. No, it's not. No? Okay. But it's a good idea. It is, yeah.

Let's go to Italy next year. Let's go to Italy this year. Yeah. Let's go this year. Yeah, Let's go here. Lake Cuomo's fire this year. Oh, you want to go.

That's the best time of year. So I lived out there. Sydney, that could have been you, baby. You could have lived in Lake Cuomo. No, no, no. I was back. And I do want to get engaged in Lake Cuomo. To a mouse?

No. Why you made that face, Sydney? Hold on. Are you here to help or hurt? I'm here. It sounded like she was trying to help. You trying to hurt. Because just getting a female me is just crazy.

You could just. Dating a female me is crazy. I don't know who the young person is yes she's young why do you say she's young Leonardo DiCaprio she is young how many bottle of baby oil

this has been the last mess of the year thank you so much of the year is crazy it's the beginning of February it just took one orange performance fleece to ruin everything so when you took sydney to that bar was it a date or was it that was not a day it was it was like last minute it was like it was definitely between it was definitely a

romantic gesture it was like i wanted to hang out with you we just our schedules were crazy and i was like yo i just got in town i know you're about to leave whatever yo we got the whatever next couple hours you try and like next couple hours sydney you you don't even have a day i'm trying to get out of the house it was a lot you know carolina and so i was like i'll take i'll take some time out of the house you know the cats were running everywhere and you know she just i think she cooked fish that night it's the cats under the bus she cooked fish that night is this what it is you have to denounce all your fleshly i literally was trying to get out of that room it was not like well you deserve you deserve

But you think I was going to be impressed by some hole in the wall with a club soda on the side? Like, come on. Okay. You were talking to me all the time and you just knew, and you knew my situation.

So y'all was each other's little friend. What did that mean? I knew your situation. What was your situation? I was gay and am still gay. I was, you know my situation. I was gay. Like calling it a situation?

That's exactly what I call it. I was gay. Yeah, I know your situation. Yeah, I know your situation, Sid. Yo, Sidney. Yo, she's nuts, bro. She gives and she gives. You know what?

You can't say Sidney don't give to mess. Y'all can't sit up here and say you listen to this. Because when she said that, immediately I'm offended. I'm like, did I take advantage of y'all? Yo, we got to make shirts. I was gay. Yo, what's your situation, Sidney?

Yo, we was kings. I was gay. Woo. Mouse, tell people where they can follow you if that's something that they would choose to do. Yeah, what's going on coming up? The Clubhouse with Mouse Jones Is coming back

That was my first podcast I put it to rest So we could Put it to rest I stopped doing it So we could focus on Guys Next Door Once we did that

What happened to Guys Next Door? We had a great We had a five year run Super successful Made a lot of money Made a lot of good decisions But everybody

Was being Everybody being In different places It kind of like Took a toll On the actual show So we was like We don't want to

Waste our Listener's time We don't want to Oh, I just thought it fell apart. This sounds like amicable. No, that's not what happened to the black men. Okay. Oh, no, no, no.

It was actually very amicable. It wasn't messy or anything like that. We just had the three of us. I'm not just saying it wasn't messy here at Mess. It wasn't messy, but you know what? You are a mess. You are a mess. I am a mess.

I am a mess. And maybe the mess in me met the mess in Sid and who knows? But yes, the Clubhouse pod, the Clubhouse with Mouse Jones, that will be coming back. It will be a daily social, political. daily daily it'll be a daily social every day that is what daily means i just couldn't imagine every day every day monday through friday every day you're posting every day you're not doing i'll i'll be recording live monday through thursday oh you better be a streamer come on come on you said what my daughter can't do i can't no it's a podcast it's a podcast you said

you're doing it every day you're a streamer no i'm a i will be podcasting i won't i'll be recording editing what i record then putting that out every day every day so not streaming stream it's just live but whatever it is that's what they do i can't keep up with that but as far as the clubhouse it will be a daily social political um and cultural analyst of everything happening around us so that's coming out in uh march and then you know we got trap karaoke trap karaoke every every week everyone on the road so if you guys want to come out have a good time uh we just what was we just at we had a show in philly that show in brooklyn brooklyn was huge lebron and savannah pulled up when was the brooklyn show on saturday during his birthday

party when i wasn't invited it was on sunday so you didn't know maybe she was she was planning the party that i wasn't invited to um did lebron and savannah sing no uh but he knew the words to the storm that was playing he knew the words all right last question for you is when is the next Sydney date? Whenever she's ready. I want to be respectful of her situation. Yeah.

I was gay. Wow, Sydney. You think you know somebody and then you get on a podcast with them for the 300th episode and you learn something else. Look at God.

Happy Black History Month, y'all. I'm too hungry for this. All right, well, we got birthday cake, so I'm going to eat some of that. Anyway, goodbye. Stay black. mess with sydney washington and marie faustin is a production by will ferrell's big money players

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