Middle-aged opinion - Another dive into the unknown

Episode Date: June 19, 2024

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Wow. What do you think of that? What don't you think of that? I think that girl has got everything she wants. Say hello. Hello. It's growing. I'm over it. But I wanted it for that dress. Listen, I've got no words. I don't know what's wrong with people, actually.

Dunno. I would never be like, I'm never like these people. And I'm actually happy I'm not like these people. Our mates should be our cheerleaders, that's all I know. Yeah. I would never be like, I'm never like these people. And I'm actually happy I'm not like these people. Our mates should be our cheerleaders, that's all I know. Yeah. Did she write back to you?

For what? On the group chat about the disco. Absolutely nobody. I did. You liked it. No. You put a heart on it. I wrote, let me help you.

Keely's been uploading today. Loads of photos of us of us well mainly you lot oh you at disco am I gay where was that where how is that not writing back how is that saying yeah I'm but you know but you know I'm coming with you this photo yeah Harry said are you gay G hurry with you Gado G okay it was hilarious but I don't I've got really really bad pain in my arm here okay did you fall off your bike no yeah look is it bruised it's fucking orange yeah this was yesterday so where it's been raining is that recording hello darling look at the dick um yeah yesterday where it was raining so when i left i come back up the whole back wheel skidded and then my leg

went straight into the chain thing bad stitching down there back home I've been riding slower put it that way Paul went you're not very good on the bike are you oh it's my new thing what when we get older? I feel like I want to pick up. No. Are your feet going to be on there? I hope not.

Yeah, that would really bother me if my feet were on there. I like my feet. I'm all right. Do you? I'm all right with my feet. Yeah, but you've got a problem with knees. Yeah, because they're disgusting. We need something underneath there.

I'm wondering that box. Where are you going? Right here. What about your side? I don't even tell mine off anymore. He's actually by himself. He's being attacked. He's being attacked. So I have got some Mandela effects for you.

Yeah. So we'll start with your story. We're going to do the Matrix. We've got enough for two hours. I feel like I do. Yeah, baby. And I told you I found Parallel Universe. Yes. So I will screenshot and found Parallel Universe. Yes.

So I will screenshot and send you the thingy, Bob, so you can majigging my bobbit. Yeah. I found that quite interesting. Not Jimmy, Jim will fix it. We ain't got time for Jimmy. And then, do you not track your period okay well i track um i was on the pill but when all these uh headaches kicked in doctors said just come off of it like you don't don't need it yeah

because no well i know some people with loads of dicks no one's dipping so she's like get rid of it oh all right yeah so um we'll get her on so we so we can share because we're both super duper loud so and then she's like i don't like myself on camera and i was like babe nobody likes themselves although from when we first started i can now look at myself, but it's fine. We'll keep those three stories. Yeah, keep the other stories. Because they were good.

That 5,000-year-old. That went on and on. On and on. Ariston, yeah. That's just, we're going to cut that out. We're going to scrap. What? Really did drive a fray out as well, don't you think? That was it. I mean, I don't know.'t know probably hear me go i feel like i um oh my god i show i let me look i've shaved okay okay i've saved some ideas for some tiktoks now i really want to do this

yes but only only if i make it to like seven and a half stone. What, the one where you throw in someone? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Please let me do this. Yeah, all right. Yeah. If I'm holding you.

No. I'm stronger than you. But you're going to drop me on the floor. That's what I wanted to say. I'm going to flip you and just watch you block on the floor. We'll put cushions down in case it doesn't work but if anyone can hold anyone i'm stronger than you in case it doesn't work yeah but right so i really love these why i don't even know what is saved is this saved

oh okay so where are you got post uh collection sounds i haven't posted a hundred ones you've saved your dickhead oh oh that's what i want i want saved that one oh i'm on it we don't care about you this woman is talking about migraines and the the raise in estrogen and testosterone and why it could be doing it when you're on your period, which applies to me, obviously. The amount of shit I save is just, why is that on there? Nobody saves that. This whole Gen Z, Gen X stuff, it's really making me laugh. Don't fuck with me.

I love how we're taking this out of the window. Because I don't... But this, this, I want to do this. Basically just dress up and walk down the street. Yes. Yeah, I quite like that. Just before we start melting, like all those pictures people keep sending us. Not that, but I'm like...

We should do that. Yes. I love what you've done with the place. What is it, one bedroom, one bath? No, it's a whole apartment. Oh, God. Oh this was a good one Now when you get up to that school Don't be letting children put their hands on you You understand me They hit you, you better knock that Out, out Now was it worth it? I worked it, I put my book down Here that we rehearsed it

I said please Oh this is another one we could do It's me telling you about new boyfriends. I just need to explain it. So. That's another good one. No. No, yeah.

That's like literally you need like a tutorial of stay away absolute loser And we'll do me telling Emily about red flags Yeah No I don't want your number Slow room yeah it's all right as long as he's not a loser no more losers listen it's not always about what they look like sometimes it's about whether they're an absolute piece of shit or not and you keep dating absolute pieces of shit when i meet them i'm like wow that's an absolute piece of shit or not. And you keep dating absolute pieces of shit. When I meet them, I'm like, wow, that's an absolute piece of shit.

How can she not see it? That's my favourite camera. Right, anywho. It's not. No, it's not. Thank God for that. And I don't like circuses. What is your favourite kind of green?

I'm a calm person. I your tail set by the way it's emerald in it a forest a forest forest green darling oh we gotta do welcome aren't we what have you written here your format should complete your podcast and feel suitable when co-hosting what does all that fucking mean what group when you're co-hosting keep the group small so don't get like six people into co-hosting oh yeah because jenna was like do i read stories said, no. We read the stories to you and then you give your opinion. I was like, yeah.

I was like, and we're going to find the most upsetting, outrageous stories for you to really set you up. Or just leave a jaw on the floor. Oh, yeah. Flashing lights. I want you Want you I wish I was there You are funny though

I'm sorry What is this, a tutorial of all your exes? What are comebacks to remember? There you go, true story. 14. I comprehend everything you've said. I'm just choosing to ignore you. 15. Everyone has the right to be foolish occasionally, but you seem to overuse that privilege. I like this about the Queen. Did you see the thing that I sent you? Possibly, but I might have ignored it.

So she's a comedian. It was hilarious. Are you into witty comebacks at the minute? Texts and dating. I think we should do that. I feel like we should do one of these. The songs. Do we know the songs?

Yeah. Yeah. No, that's just tunes. Oh, my God. She's got the bold glamour. I can God. She's got the bold glamour. I can tell. I look incredible with bold glamour. We've got loads of that.

You're one of those quote bitches as well, aren't you? We are in a strange place that we are not Gen Zs. Gen Xs. Gen Xs. Not men, Ellie. Yeah, we're kind of in that weird bracket of... We are grey zone. We are grey. It's like, we're kind of in that weird bracket of... We are grey zone. We are grey. It's like, we get on with them, we're all right with...

I'm like, can I at least be a Gen X? Yeah. Because I feel I relate more. Yeah, so we relate more there, but we can tolerate there. Which is weird that we can tolerate it, because I don't always feel like I can. It's like, you know that Rishi Sunak is talking about making sure everyone does their time. Yeah. And I'm like,

have you seen the generation you want to go and fight for this country? We're fucked. We're all fucked. We are doomed. Because nobody knows where they are, like, mentally. And I'm just like, good luck with that. Everyone wants to be a frying pan. I think we're the best generation to go.

Our age. Yeah, I ain't going though. We've got loads of built up rage. You do fall in the category. Yeah, I don't want to go. I ain't got time for it. I don't think it's a choice. It's between 18 and 43.

I ain't going. What happens if they say you have to go? Where are my kids going? How old he their dad right so they go to him we're going to march on the front line that's what they're gonna do to me yeah that's what they're gonna do to me so we need to do the hello. We're rolling. You did thingy bob it, didn't you? I ask this every week.

You press play. One, two, three, four. Hey. Oh. Yeah. 30 people. 30 people share. Switching the matrix. Oh, yeah, 30 people

So you're gonna in upload the picture in between We'll screenshot and then put it put it in between each story Yeah, that's a cool one you should start with that you're starting i'm sorry i feel like i always start no you do not feel like i do okay hello hello oh my god where have you been oh my god yeah well if you had seen us last week, we just cried the whole time, so. Right. Hello and welcome to Middle Age Opinion. I'm your host, Ellie. And I'm Emily. And we are going to look at glitches and matrixes. I'm going to throw in a couple of mandalas to get you used to that topic. Yeah, we'll take a little look at that and that's it let's go

so i'm not on reddit i am on board panda okay no idea no i've just randomly come across it um in in the hope of finding some random shit that you like me finding. Yeah. And I'm going to look at this one. Yeah, I think you should start with that one. So, this is number nine. I haven't got a title. It's just 30 people share glitch in the matrix stories that made them doubt their reality.

So, number nine. Number nine. Go, girl. Okay. So, one Saturday night, several months ago, I attended a birthday party at a friend's house. There was about 40 people in attendance, split between the basement and the main floor.

I didn't go down to the basement even once because the music down there was extremely loud, which I hate, and most of my friends were on the main floor anyway. My best friend had given me a ride to the party and we stayed together the whole night. A few days later, I ran into a distant friend of mine at school who had also been in attendance He took me he took out his phone and started showing me some of the photos he had taken that night He got to the one that showed him and a girl posing for the camera in the basement With me standing in the background

Smiling and looking in the direction of the camera but not quite at it i obviously freaked out and told him i hadn't i hadn't been in the basement he told me he had seen me there for several minutes he said he had tried to say hello but i had seemed distant and distracted i called my best friend and she confirmed that i had been with her the entire night i was not drunk drugged i drank nothing all night but water but a water bottle that i brought with me to this day when i think about the picture it scares the hell out of me there must have been another me in the basement okay so i have a couple of theories on this this to me is definitely a glitch in the matrix right so my theories are first of all it's just a simple glitch in the matrix,

like a double, a written program, yeah, a double. Or have you ever heard the theory that there are two to three duplicates of us in the world? And you're never meant to cross paths. The doppelganger. Yes, the doppelganger effect. That would be like number one, and number two would be a mimic have you ever heard of a mimic no but that sounds scary yeah so a mimic is like a evil entity yeah that um because when you said distant and know, didn't interact and all that, that gives me mimic vibes.

So really it's evil. And you are not meant to acknowledge and all that sort of thing. I think it's an embarrassment. Yeah. Yeah, don't lie. Yeah. So there are a few comments. There's quite a few comments.

But the first one says, everyone supposedly has a doppelganger. Or they'd both be in the same party, though. Then someone commented on that saying, that's how they get you. Exactly. Mimic, yeah. Don't like it. This actually sounds kind of similar to dis- Dis-

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I-O-N. It is a concept that has been developed over time which considers a wide array of experiences. Yes, we know. so it could be anything ranging from mild emotion detachment from your immediate surroundings to a more sensitive disconnection from physical and emotional experience basically what they're saying is that she's zoned out of herself and gone down there so she is her but she's not kind of and she's not making mental memory of it yeah i'm not yeah yeah go on someone added sort of their own little bit of story quite long actually yeah someone saying look up the true story of emily

agri yeah she was a teacher with a doppelganger her students would see her at a desk and in the garden at the same time see what i mean yeah so that is what i was saying to you about a doppelganger when i you know when i got married um and i went to pick up my dress and then she was taking all my details so my dress was called ivory i mean to me it was brilliant white but it was ivory and some woman who they thought was me had ordered the same dress just the shade brighter and apparently we looked like the spit of each other same dress and then in the end when I went to pick up my dress this is how I found out and they went to give me they were like the white one I was like no that's not my dress my dress is the ivory or whatever it was called and they were like someone uh is isn't getting married anymore but has ordered the same dress as you,

and you look the spit of each other. Yeah, that was weird. Really weird. Yeah, so a mimic is like a copy, but it fully imprints itself, copies you, to lure you in, to get you. Weird. Weird.

There is a film, The Mimic. Yeah, I thought like... Brilliant. Brilliant film. They just mimic humans. Nope. And then kill everyone. Nope. Great film.

I'm alright. Right. What do you think? I mean, I don't know. Part of me is like, were you a little bit drunk? Maybe did you go down there just to have a little look and came back up? And then you just happened to be in the background of a photo. She said that she was specifically in the photo.

Yeah. I mean, and for a friend to say like absolutely not we didn't go down there we stayed together the whole night yeah i don't know it's weird but then yeah i mean this is the whole concept of weird things are starting to occur uh let me find so are you ready yeah go okay so glitch in the matrix my boyfriend and I

just experienced the glitch and I'm so confused I swear my boyfriend and I just experienced the glitch in the matrix

and I'm still so confused we are visiting his parents I'm just reading I'm just reading to you girl and we are still so confused again i'm gonna shove it up your ass mate one of these um we are visiting his parents and hanging out in the living room they have a living room space both upstairs and downstairs. Once his parents decided to... It's American.

All right, yeah. Yeah. They have like a basement room, don't they? Yeah. Oh, so do you know... Sorry. It's all right. No, go on.

It's reminded you of something. Yeah, home alone. Yeah. The house is up to sale. No! Yeah. How much? I think it was 2.5 million or something no i think it's more

than that yeah it's 5.2 it's got five in it and it was definitely million you know a lot of people talk now and they're like how what kind of job did his dad have to be able to afford a house like that she was selling her feet on on footbinder and he 100 was doing backhand yeah because that's an expensive house anyway shut up i'm reading uh uh they have a living room space both upstairs and downstairs once his parents decided to head to bed we decided to head downstairs i had my phone my vape a phone charger plugged in behind the couch because my phone was dying before coming down I made sure to grab all my belongings vaping pocket had to unplug my phone before putting it in my pocket and reached behind the

couch to unplug the charger and toss it around my neck uh once downstairs I set up the charger on the desk before walking over to the couch and setting my phone and fake down next to me when I when I sat down I asked my boyfriend for a blanket so he reached over the ottoman and kind of tossed one at me I got in a I got it situated on my lap and went to grab my phone next to me but it wasn't there I asked him have you seen my phone looking confused and my boyfriend says I swear you just had it so we both looked through the couch and around the basement before I pinned it from my watch we asked each other so fast when we heard a chime upstairs I ran up and grabbed it not to mention was on half wall between what not to mention it was on a half wall between the living room and dining room there was a half wall between the living room and dining room that things are seldom set on okay okay, yeah, like, you know, like a low wall,

I'm still just baffled at what happened, but a glitch in my very own logic explanation. I mean, the end bit didn't really make sense to me, but, yeah. So, a phone she brought down, and then it was upstairs again. And they both saw it downstairs? They both saw it downstairs. I don't like that half either. I mean, you all call it a glitch in the matrix and I'm just like that

spooky shit and I don't like it. Because the action of doing something and then having the memory of the action of doing something but you didn't actually do it is a glitch. For you, you're thinking ghosts, aren't you? When it's in your home, it feels a glitch for you you're thinking ghosts aren't you it's in your home it feels a bit supernatural i mean the whole that whole uh wallet one yeah was bizarre because it was outside and it was untouched yeah that one was weird but yeah When it's in a house, I just, I don't know.

But I think if it was paranormal and you're there in that setting the whole time, you would see it like, whoo! Yeah. So, you know, I get, like, the action of doing something and then I do actually, thinking about, like, going through all this stuff, I do have my own very very own glitch in the matrix that happened and my neighbor linda can back me up it was proper bizarre but let me read let me finish this and then i'll tell you that um so top comment

not doubting you but sometimes i do think what people think are glitches are actually first instance of what happens all the time as people get older, misplacing things, absent-minded way, etc. I don't feel like she was old enough to be absent-minded. Well, it doesn't sound like that, not when they're living with the parents. But she does say, thanks for your reply, for sure agree. Yeah, she's like, for sure agree. I am one forgetful. I am one forgetful for that

um but as I said I distinctly remember putting my phone in my pocket because I had to unplug it from the charger I was playing a game of solitaire at the moment and paused it before putting it in my pocket see what it means so she has a full memory of of doing that um so yeah I mean to me that feels like a glitch yeah so mine is like going through all these stories it just come back to me I've completely forgotten so where I live now uh my neighbor Linda she come in with her grandbabies um two grandbabies one girl one boy I don't want to say their names on here and the girl had dummies and um I got them an ice lolly each they sat on the sofa and had their ice lollies and then I said where's her where's her dummy and Linda was like I don't know

did she bring it in I said she 100% brought it in couldn't find it under my sofa everything out you know what it's like looked couldn't find it couldn't find it moving on I was like maybe she didn't bring it in but in my head I was certain she had she had come in with the dummy anyway um about a week later walked into the lounge and just sitting there in the middle of you know that first section when you walk in mine just sitting there in the middle of the floor now you think the amount of times i've hoovered mops and all that in between that was the weirdest thing ever it was so weird and then when i went and took it to her she was like where was it i was like in the middle of the lounge.

She was like, that's so strange. So, yeah, I've had a weird thing happen there as well. That was kind of similar to the goats then. Yeah. So we got the goats at work. Right. And one of the boy goats, possibly two weeks ago now,

ripped his ear tag out. Right. Yes, I saw the hole. The hole? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that week that he had ripped it out, Joe had been looking for it, obviously had cleaned them all out and was looking for his tag

and she couldn't find it. Yeah, top to toe, yeah. And then last week for me and the boys, and like you coming down and we were cleaning them out it was just outside see what i mean like the outside part yeah just on like his little climbing frame like just there on the floor and i picked it up and i thought oh my god see i was there feeding him and it weren't there and i was like oh so i'm like phoning joames like oh just

so you know like i didn't realize he pulled it out his ear like i don't think i can't put that back in it's been lost for a week see what i mean but i think the reason this whole glitch in the matrix and all these mandala mandala effects are coming up now and people are recognizing is because things are becoming stranger i don't think this weird things have always been going on but i don't think to the extent where thousands of people are now you know do you know what i don't know if it's that right but i tell you i have seen a lot of stuff people talking about the sun recently and how the sun looks different and feels different and then i've seen a lot of videos of um older generation so like our you know i say our grandparents would it be yes maybe like our grandparents to our parents looking at the sun and going i've never seen the sun like that before

but this all this stuff like when i talk to you just the sun they're saying the sun and going i've never seen the sun like that before but this all this stuff like when i talk to you just the sun they're saying the sun looks different it looks different and then there's been videos of cows that won't stand in the sun whereas they're always in the sun there's so much that's going on at the moment it's all weird and then there's um like this Mandela effect that all started in 2000 and yeah 2012 so 2012 that all started all of a sudden that's what I mean like all this weird shit is like all of a sudden it's it's I mean when I read some through to you in a bit after we've done our stories i want to see because what they're saying is the people that remember it the new way they're in the new universe so you kind of like have crossed crossed over to us and we are from the old one that is that is the theory on the subject is people that remember

things the new way are not from our reality it's very cool anyway go on my love yeah right right's cute. It's a little cute. It looks like a lamb full time baby. Yeah. Yeah, very cute. So, before making an offer on our house, my husband and I went for a viewing with our three-year-old daughter whom we'd left with a babysitter the first time we saw the house. Before making an offer on our house my husband and I went for

a viewing with our three-year-old daughter whom we'd left with a babysitter the first time we saw the house. As we walked in I told her she could choose a bedroom. She said I want the dinosaur room said, I want the dinosaur room, and ran upstairs. Okay, three-year-old, say random stuff. A moment later, she called out, here it is, and sure enough, the closet of her bedroom realtor real realtor yeah and i were all freaked out the realtor yeah so that is like an estate agent yeah yeah anyway we're all freaked out the kid acted like she knew the stickers were there, but none of us remembered seeing them before, and we certainly hadn't talked about them. The house was vacant and immaculately clean.

It was an estate sale. We left the stickers up. More coincidence than glitch but another fun layer my daughter shares a name with a pokemon which we didn't know at the time years later when she got into pokemon she recognized her namesake was also part of the sticker collection okay so that doesn't feel glitch in the matrix to me that feels like a ghost said come into this room i've got stickers in the in the cupboard but yet she knew this room but hadn't actually ever been that's what i'm saying so it feels like she they've gone into the house and some child ghost is like get this room

there's stickers in the closet it's like it's giving me conjuring the conjuring oh I don't like that yeah where the kids play with the kids yeah because they're really susceptible what's it giving to you

well I hadn't read that one I just like the dancing sticker what are the comments run leave the house giving to you? Oh, I hadn't read that one. I just like the dance of the girl. What are the comments? Run. Leave the house. Yeah, but don't be staying there.

There's one. Oh, unhappy megacharazard eggs got their dinosaur room through. What? His what?

His happy what? Megacharazard eggs. What the fuck? You've got no Pokemon. Oh, okay. So Megachord eggs. Oh, she's taking the bits out of the kids' names. It's the Pokemon.

And then you know that woman's like, oh, really, oh, really happy. You're sure it wasn't Grinninger? That's another Pokemon. Sorry, they're taking the bit. Now I want to know what the child's name is. Could it be Pikachu? I do know Pikachu. Oh, I'm not sure.

Is this the actual Pokemon? I don't know. I don't know, but it's one back. My daughter was walking, but not yet talking, when we went to my husband's aunt's house. Oh, it's somebody else adding to their story. My mother-in-law was there also. My daughter had been in the house a couple of times before but never any further than the living room. Mother-in-law went to the kitchen for something and my daughter went with her

but walked ahead of her. She proceeded to lead my mother-in-law through the house pointing and using sweeping gestures room to room as she babbled continuously. Mother-in-law came back laughing and said well I just got a complete talk. My husband's aunt passed on a couple of years later and we wound up buying the house from the estate. My daughter grew up there and I still live there. Sure wish my daughter would have been able to talk as I'd love to know what she had said.

I don't even know what that had anything to do. That was completely irrelevant to know what she had said. I don't even know. That was completely irrelevant to anything that the woman said about the dinosaurs. I have no idea. Just people like to blabble on the internet because that had nothing to do. That added nothing for me. I'll be honest, I'm reading through

these apart from the really random people just talking about dinosaurs. Everybody's just putting in their Pokemon names. Do you know the Pokemon names because of the kids? Or because you're sad? Because I was once a child and liked Pokemon. I liked Pokemon. That is a Mandela effect.

Do you remember Pikachu with a black tip on the end of his tail? Yes or no? Not now. When you were young watching the cartoon after school i don't know he weren't my favorite so i don't know yeah so me i remember him with the black tip and they're saying he's never had a black tip but millions of people millions i don't know if he's got the black tip or whether it's the little one the one before right so what the the that mandela i might just go into mandela effects a little bit

before i read my next story but that mandela effect is basically millions of people across the world remember pikachu from our pikachu with a black tip on the end of his tail. They are saying he never had a black tip. Now, for all of us that remember that, we're going, what are you talking about? How is that possible? Same as the Monopoly man, I remember him with a monocle.

Monocle. The glass eye. Yeah. He never... Oh, no. The guy from Pringles has the monocle the glass eye yeah he never no the guy from no no we're talking about the glass eye yeah he never no the guy from no no we're talking about monopoly so millions of people remember the monopoly man with the monocle. I remember the monocle. They're saying he never had the monocle. It's making me feel like you're from a different timeline. Like you're a fucking intruder, mate. Let me, um, help. Help me.

Help me. I don't know what you're Googling for. This is the Mandela Effect. Of course he doesn't have it. That is the problem. That is the Mandela Effect. Millions of people, a group of millions of people remember things one way and it was never that way. But that's like saying millions of people believe the Earth is flat. It's not.

No, it's not. And it's never been flat the mandela effect is people remember nelson mandela dying in prison in the 80s no he never died in prison and then later on we read about him dying that is when the mandela effect started because people were confused because they remember him dying so here we go let's see what timeline you're from. I'm going to need rescuing. Yeah, I feel like she's a mimic. Right. Here we go. The Empire Strikes Back, 1980. What does Darth Vader say to Luke? It's very famous. You must know the saying babe luke i am your father he never said that right so the actual what he actually says no i am your father but even the actor himself i forget his name who played

darth vader remembers luke i am your father that is a mandela effect okay here we go another one i've got an easier for you what does snow white what does the evil queen in snow white say to the mirror mirror mirror on the wall no she didn't no she didn't magic mirror on the wall so millions of people going what are you talking about it's mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all and so is it not magic mirror on the wall that is what they're saying it's always been magic mirror but a whole population of people but there are songs that i used to sing a totally different way, and then I actually read the lyrics, and I'm like, oh. No. So you are trying to justify what people are concerned about. Annie, are you okay? But it's Annie, are you okay? But I'm

like, Annie. It's always been Annie. Yeah. Yeah. Not in my head, it's not. But to a population of people, it's always Mirror Mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all? But they're trying to say it was never that, but it was that. Right. So we've got another one. Wizard of Oz. Did you watch that? Yeah.

And what does she say? Does she say, I'm not in. Hold on. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Or does she say, Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. She says, Toto. I feel like you're from a different timeline. This is weird.

It's weird to me that... She talks to the dog, doesn't she? No, she just says, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. That is what everyone remembers. That's how I remember it. You remember it the other way. Freaking me out a little bit it does freak me out i don't know how you can remember it that way

did you watch did you watch jaws yeah do you know the famous saying jaws is the reason why i don't go swimming no no it does make me giggle so there's two sayings so it's we're gonna need a bigger boat right which is how millions of people remember it. We're going to need a bigger boat. But that's not what he said at all. He said, hold on, I do have it. Your mum. It says, you're going to need a bigger boat.

He doesn't. He says, we're going to need a bigger boat. So people, that small change is really upsetting to people because they're like, no, it wasn't. Same as Luke, I'm your father. Apparently he never said it, but even the actor himself said that he said that, but he didn't. I don't know. I didn't really like Star Trek.

Star Trek. Star Trek. Right. Okay. So do you, yeah, Star Trek. Star Trek. Star Trek. It's not Star Trek.

What is it? Star Trek. Star Trek. And that isn't Star Trek. Star Wars. Trek what is it Star Trek Star Trek and that isn't Star Trek Star Wars no that was Star Wars

and then there was a Star Trek one but I didn't watch it did you watch Star Trek Star Trek yeah potato potato it was shit

did you watch it don't potato potato me you might know it alright there you go there you go okay Star Trek

Star Trek yeah and what does he say in the phone who uh the bloke does he say beam me up scotty no he never said that what did he say he says uh scotty beam me up small difference big impact beam me up Scotty you don't even sound right no it doesn't but this is that is what I'm trying to say to you take it at a time

that's what you're saying to me no no no I didn't know if you would if you had watched our track yeah we're Trekkies Trek Trek Trek

Trek we're Trekkies we're all Trekkies Trekk Trekk not track do you like Queen? yeah

right do you know how the champion song ends? So, we are the champions... Of the world. No. No, you're wrong. They never said that.

Which means they never said it. They never sung that. We all sing it. No, no. But we're wrong. Okay. Because it actually is, we are the champions. And that sing it. No, no, but we're wrong. Because it actually is We Are The Champions and that's it. So do you understand that that is fucked up?

It sounds better with it. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. Where has that end bit gone? I'm trying to find there was another one. Maybe it was just like someone sang it at a football thing and then that was it. No. Millions of people remember it at the end of the song, including me. We used to listen

to it all the time in the car and that sort of thing with my dad. So you reckon that if we put it on now... It's not there. It's not there. It's not there anymore. That is what people... Anymore. Anymore. Or ever. Anymore. It was there 100%. Why do you think people just made that up he sung it so we sung along with it

that's what i'm saying right then you've got a smooth criminal michael jackson so you've been hit by a criminal no do the lyric you've been hit by no never said that no he said you've been hit by you've been hit by do you understand how frustrating this is for people who are like what the fuck are you talking about that was not the lyrics that's what i'm saying it's so fucked up what's been going on and then of course we come to that can't read that out loud so that's all i've got on the mandela effect but now you're starting to to grasp what i'm talking about when i talk about the mandela effect or you just think that we're all wrong i think it's a little potato like you said no it's not

no it can't be how can so many people remember it one way but it was never that way so that is where yeah but that's like telling a story isn't it and slowly through time of course of course added to or taken away yes twisted a bit but it's got there are people from the 80s that even had like the dar fader uh toys and they're like my dar fader toy when i was young said luke i am your father it was a very famous line and still now to this day we say it luke i am your father to then go it was never said and then obviously the actor being like no i said the famous line is luke i am your father and then to be telling him that he never said that as well surely there must be the script somewhere for them to look right so what they're saying is so um

they're saying basically you've got this universe and you've got that universe and what they're saying is people are living the simulation along carrying on carrying on living uh you know very similar to us but you know different slightly different slightly different so this is the theory of uh infinite universes yes okay right and then what they're saying is when the high high long hydralon collider or something like that gets switched on we hit and then so our reality uh changes in that thingy bob so then going forward we're still the same people but we've had some changes in our memories, in our reality. So we remember this, but actually it's just been a hit from the alternative, the infinite universe. I mean, I could go on all day about it.

It's fascinating to me because the way things are happening and all these strange things that are going on tells me something is happening. I mean, it is weird. You don't think all this stuff is weird that's happening in the world? No? I think the world's a really sad place.

So do I. And all this stuff about all the UFOs and all that and now the government are like starting to talk about it. That sort of thing. There's nine lights that were shining down in China the other week.

I didn't see that. but they're not like hiding it anymore and even if they can't and even Elon Musk and a few Elon Musk or Elon Musk what is it Elon Musk is it no what is it tell me Elon Musk I don't know what is it Elon Musk Elon Musk Elon Musk I There he is. Must. Elon Must. Musk. Elon Musk.

Yeah? Elon. Yeah, so obviously he's a genius. Even he is... Elon Musk. He's the dude who does McCall's. He's loaded. Yeah. Even he is wondering if we...

This dude has something to do with the pillar shit up i don't know what that is um johnny dex missus oh yeah yeah he was meant to be shagging her yeah but he also you know he also has a theory that we're either living in an alternate universe because he's intelligent and it's totally possible that we could be in assimilation so all these geniuses are coming out and being like yeah that's totally possible that's why i find it all so fascinating it's not my cup of tea babe yeah but he's proper loaded so i mean he's got6 billion, so I could overlook a few. He's the same age as my husband. He could literally end poverty.

He could end poverty. People are saying that now as well, aren't they? People with billions of dollars, if you gave everybody a million dollars, you would still have like 99. It was that other weirdo that married his daughter. Oh, my God, that other weirdo that married his daughter oh my god that other rich fella he like they adopted a daughter and then years later he married her let me tell you who i can't believe you don't know that hold on i'm not interested in these dirty celebrities i just i don't even know how i come across it anymore it must be the things that i read and they're like oh you're like this i worry about you why worried about me i'm worried about you this is the stuff you read

i read well loads of things i mean he's got billions he could destroy us we love you yeah we love you dub me don't sue us we're poor help me i'm poor but um yeah you can always pass us a bit of your interest that you'll never actually worry about yeah yeah right back to the matrix i feel like you're coming around on the matrix i need to get you to come around on the mandela effect do is that or or she's a mimic and i'm in danger so send help send help 140 million. Yeah. He could buy and sell us a couple of times. Just a couple.

I bet he looks like he's melting. Come for her, not me. Come for her. We keep getting, like, old granddads. We're not ready for that yet. We're not going for the billionaires yet, yeah? We keep getting old grand grandads sending us pictures, topless pictures,

and they just look like they're melting. I don't like... I'm not ready for a millionaire husband yet. When I am, I'm fully into the melting. What about you, babes? No. I think you should fuck off, love, and go for a melter. No?

No. Go for a melter. Oh, your Elon Musk is only third place. Oh, what is he? How much has he got? Oh, 197 billion. He's only the third, though. He makes me feel sick as well, this one.

This is Mark Zuckerberg. Yeah. I don't know what's wrong with him, but I did read something. There's something wrong with him. He did something weird. I can't remember what it was. I saw the film. Keep going up on it.

Is this richest people in the world? So this is Forbes' real-time billionaire list. Yeah. Who is he real-time billionaire list. Yeah. Who is he? This is from 2024. So Bernard Arnold. Yeah. Why is he a billionaire?

Arnold. 207.2 billion. Let's not forget he's in France. And he's up. Look. I want to know. I don't know who he is. Who is he? Yeah yeah let's see yeah like I could pop up with that Mel in a compartment with your home what do reckon, we get three Louis Vuitton as well?

Go for it. I reckon three. Take one for the team. What's wrong with you? You feel like you're really selfish. He oversees the LVMH empire of 75 fashion and cosmetic brands, including Louis Vuitton and Sephora. Wow. Tiffany. Wow. Okay. So we get Tiffany, we get Tiffany, we get Louis Vuitton and you'd be rich. Come on, take one for the team. All

you've got to do is put up with it. Oh, what happened in 1984 1984 his father made a small business to buy christine small fortune in construction i got his start by putting up 15 million dollars from that business he bought christine the fact that that was 1984 is a sign that you should get with him. That is a sign. If I've ever seen a sign, that is a sign.

All you've got to do is... I don't even like Dior. Oh, sorry. What about Tiffany? I do like Tiffany. Yeah. And he's like 200 and whatever billion. You could just put up with a bit of melting.

No. No? You're a bit self-centered. Sorry, girls, no holiday this year. Because our single friend won't put up with any melting. He's French as well. Yeah, bonjour. Oh, je m'appelle Michelle.

Oh, you're Michelle now, are you? I am today. I am when I'm French. What about you? Je m'appelle... Can't face? How do you say that with an accent? All you've got to say to him is...

He's bigger than me, isn't he? All you've got to say... All you've got to say is... No, I don't want to say that. What? Do you know what it means? Yeah, it's like sexy time. It's like, go to bed with me. I reckon I could speak French lovely, if I learnt.

Oh, this is the Amazon guy. What? He come up with Amazon Amazon guy Jeff Bezos he's bald so he's her type how old is he her old he looks younger than the bloke that was melting 60

yeah he's alright 15 years babe younger than that one but 20 years older than me. Yeah, but it's only just started melting. Elon. He's younger. Even better. He worries me. Mark Zuckerberg ain't the one.

No. He's 80 though. He's likely to pop it before. It's a no. I couldn't part with it. I couldn't see you together. He's American. This one?ry page no why is he rich or google no yeah google is he what no no i don't know just i saw the word google and i was like he come up with google do you know we're older than google yeah he the parent company CEO set down a CEO of Alphabet the parent company of Google

in 2019 but remains a board member and a controlling shareholder he co-founded Google in 1988 we are older than Google babe you don't like that I don't get that We are older than Google, babe. I mean, he's got good hair there.

You don't like that? I don't. I don't get that. Why not? Because it's just scruffy, isn't it? What, hair? Yeah. Okay.

He's also co-founder and board member of Alphabet. He's the best looking one so far. Parent company of Google, so he's the other Google guy. Hi Google guy! He moved from the US from Russia. He's a Russian guy. I mean Bill Gates. Bill Gates is a Russian guy. He's loaded. Yeah but he's at number 9. Yeah, he's. He's loaded.

Yeah, but he's at number nine. Yeah, he's still doing all right, babe. Microsoft. He's taking a dive, look. Change. Does that say change? Yeah. Network change.

Oh, he's remained, yeah. At this network. I mean, Warren Buffett, he's remained. Yeah. At this network. I mean, Warren Buffett, he's dropped. Come on. Where are all the women? There she is, the first one. L'Oreal. L'Oreal, okay.

16th. That's sad. 21st. Alice Walton. Walmart. Yeah, yeah. It's American, isn't it? I'd love to go to a Walmart. 24th.

Cooch Industries? Did I say that right? Did I say that right? Cooch. I've got to look now. Cooch. Did it say cooch? It did say cooch? Cooch. I've got to look now. Cooch. Did it say cooch? It did say cooch.

Cooch. Cotch. Cooch. Oh, she inherited. She's a pretty lady. A stake in cooch industries from her husband. We are clearly not in the know of the cooch babes because we can't afford it. So, it doesn't really... We are clearly not in the know of the cooch babes because we can't afford it.

So, doesn't really. Fashion designer. Is it family? Right, no, I don't know what cooch is. I need to look. Transforming what we do to is no I think they help people so they're like a marketing network

isn't it in America multiple in it multinational whatever that says based in wherever it's based second largest privately held company in what what knows I don't right we're moving on now yes we'll be all day what does they earn

more than you bitch true story i don't even want to be rich i just want to be comfortable this is it that's it i just want to like not have to stress about bills yeah that's it. I just want to, like, not have to stress about bills. Yeah. That's it. You know, like, hand to mouth, that's how I'm living. Yeah. It'd be nice to help other people as well. But, anywho, right, back to glitching the matrix. Disappearance. Please don't sue us, anyone.

We're poor, yeah? Help me, I'm poor. It's just an opinion. Yeah. It's not gospel. Yeah. It's not my fault you're melting, yeah? It's, I'm poor. It's just an opinion. Yeah. It's not gospel. Yeah, it's not my fault you're melting, yeah? It's all about how you've got enough money. Maybe that is the problem. Too much money.

Too much money. That's why they're melting. Probably. They shouldn't have done it. Exactly. Grow old gracefully. Yeah. Although I wouldn't.

I wouldn't do loads, but I'd have a tummy tuck, a boob job all new teeth from Turkey you wouldn't have to do it from Turkey if you had the money but that's where I want to go get a holiday as well trying to think what else what else would I do

I feel like that's it for now maybe a bit lipo I would just get a personal trainer, someone to literally kick me into shape. Not like come and scream at you every morning. Not beat me up, but like literally. Don't put it in your mouth! And they come and they come and clear all your phones and then you'd be like

at night you'd be like can I have one pepperoni please and then you'd go and they'd just pop out from the

side of my bed or something I'd just start crying especially at that time of the month I'd be like please

please because I love it. Oh, that's hilarious. Right. Glitch in the matrix. Yeah. Disappearance. Yeah.

Ugh. So, I was, I'm like, fucking fully distracted now. I'm like, believe the Mandela effect. Anyway. So, I was hiking in the woods when i came into an open field there was a group of three people they there were four but i'm getting to that and they were all just chilling walking around with drinks there was a person you thought you're making me one of yours sorry it's been a long day you've made me fucking your now there was a person who was looking at me while walking and they just

seemed to be almost gliding like they were on skates i know that they couldn't have been because they obviously were getting they weren't have been because they obviously were getting... They weren't getting anything. They actually weren't getting anything. Because they were wearing plain nikes and were... How did they know it was nikes? Maybe you could see the tick. I don't know.

And were standing in the grass field next to the hiking trail. So it was in grass but they could see plain white knights i don't know what to tell you babe i'm just reading you the story anyway from my point of view they were about to pass behind another man but instead of passing they just disappeared the moment they were behind the person never popped up on the other side i started walking around like a fucking nut you i started walking around looking at every angle i would definitely i tell you what we're doing next we're doing that tiktok where i see if i can throw you up in the air you're gonna fucking land I suddenly got that you know when you pretend to walk down the stairs

out a window that's what I suddenly got in my head you're in an elevator I do that sometimes I do that at work I'm like babe do you want a coffee I do that at work I can see them in their room

the kids going for their phonics group so I like out the window such a loser I can see them in their room. The kids going for their bonnet group. So I like... Such a loser. I started... No one's going to know what's happening in my story. Disappeared down the elevator. Yeah.

I started walking around, looking at every angle, but still nothing except Emily's mouth. Oh, that's what it says in there yeah they were just gone and they were they were staring directly at me just moments before he's saying day like there's two people none of my friends recall seeing this person i really perplexed. See me re-perplexed. See me re-perplexed. Perplexed. There were absolutely nowhere that they could have gone. So where do you think?

In an elevator? Yeah, you're a fucking knob. One idea that I'm getting from this sub is... from this sub is there are people who have figured out magic the in seemingly impossible kind I don't think they I don't think they... I don't think they connected the part of some big conspiracy. They just figure some little part of it, like real-life cheat codes. They don't gloat about it. Yeah, we'll move on from him. He seems angry. Did you write that?

Did you? Was that signed off Emily? You're basically telling the plot of Harry Potter. Like there was a wizard world and the muggle world. Wizard's particular magic. Secretly without being noticed by muggles i'm looking for a muggle in finance blue eyes oh that was brilliant so that was my Harry Potter story. I'm confused. Don't be.

Don't be. Don't even worry about it. You're confused because the whole way through this story, you're like, what, like in an elevator? Oh, he said that he was coming back to their place. How did he know they were nice? Like, I fucking was there. I have no idea. Maybe he was wearing the same pair.

But yours may be good now because otherwise bitch is gonna be interrupting all the way through. Oh, oh, oh... Her hair, her hair. This one starts with one time and then... One time? This one time. I'm not sure of that one. Oh, I wanna do this one time i'm not sure if that one oh i want to do this one you're like yeah you looked at the long one you thought now no no so you do yours i've got a small one after that and then

we'll wrap this up then we're gonna do a quick tiktok i hold emily my arms right and then i flip her to see if i can catch her how much you want to bet that i don't catch her how much you want to bet shank we're doing it outside on the concrete go on you crack me up okay so i'm still on board panda yeah and i'm on uh hashtag 29. Yeah, baby. So, there is a picture. It's a glass of water. Yeah, but look at the glass of water. It's spinning. Look at the glass of water.

Is it spinning? No. What is it then? Look at the slant. Oh, okay. Look at how weird it is. Yeah. At my dad's house, we...

At my dad's house we at my dad's house this one time at my dad's house in bank camp yeah go at my dad's

house we have several sets of drinking glasses all the same style in various

sizes I I'm listening I'm not sure what you're doing there. Oh, we're just listening. I didn't know why, but I think they stopped selling them in the UK and we got them from France when we were on holiday. They came in packs of four and my dad remembers having a set of four already and buying two more sets in France I broke my dry sorry to make a total of 12 okay one day we found a 13th glass and have no idea

where it came from we couldn't have picked up just a single one anywhere because they only came in sets of four and we'd remembered if he'd bought an extra set and broken broken three weird so i feel like i automatically went to that 13th egg yeah yeah yeah yeah What do you reckon that is about? I read one earlier, but I didn't include it. It was about finding an extra key, a duplicate. That is weird. So the first one says, oh, it sounds a bit like you. When two parallel universes collide, a drinking glass is left behind. Listen, I am not saying that I fully believe that theory

I'm just explaining to you the different theories Meanwhile in a parallel universe Yeah this one time Hey didn't we have 12 glasses Because now there's only 11 I'd be the one going for fuck's sake Where's the 12th glass? Possibly picked up from outside a pub because it looks familiar.

This sort of thing would go out of your head immediately, so it's easily forgotten. Yeah, of course. Could be worse. Could be worse. Meanwhile, where's my 12th it. Yeah, of course. Could be worse. Could be worse. Made my own. Someone just literally. Where's my 12 o'clock?

That was a good answer. That was brilliant. That was funny. Yeah. Your mind is a confusing organ. Yes, yours is. Mine is not confusing. It's simple.

You are complex. Why? Do you think I am complex? Do you think i am complex do you think i think too many things i feel like you are like my laptop too many tabs open right trying to grasp information from everywhere music playing from all sorts of directions i do my mind is like that like there's stuff going on all the time like you'll say something and then I'll go off on a full tangent in my brain. But I believe that's probably ADHD or something. Undiagnosed.

Umbrella. As we all were, yeah. It wouldn't surprise me if I had a proper test done, which, you know, never happens here in the UK, and they'd be like, wow, yep, yep, yep. You should be in a funny farm. Yeah, I am in a funny farm. Yep, yep, yep. You should be in a funny farm.

Yeah, I am in a funny farm. No, yeah, like I said, it's not that I necessarily believe all this stuff, even the Mandela effect. I do find some of it weird and strange. I do feel like there is weird and strange, because I tell you, Jenna brought up to me earlier about that plane. What, the plane that I said about? They found the plane, and I was like, Emily, we just spoke about that. And I was like, it's like a, what's that film that we love the program with the plane and it comes back five years later manifest yes i said we just expect she went it's come back but they

haven't released any more information is it do we know if it's come back in one piece or is it in pieces? I don't know. I feel like we need to... If it is... Do we have a quick move? The image that they've put on social where the plane looks to be fully intact... No! That's what the picture looks like, but I don't actually know. Because if it's... Oh, my God.

But if that is the plane, if it is, the way it's intact, there's no way it crashed. I feel like I can't spell plane. It would have just... P-L-A-N-E. I was missing the E. I kept saying plan. It's like, make a plan, bitch.

I'm like, no, I'm not looking for a plan. MH370. No. Are you sure? This was 7th of March For the last decade Two words of Lost contact

No I don't think it's MH And we went through this last time didn't we? I feel like we really need to I cut all the plain stuff out Because literally we were Gargling on about something that Both of us don't know. What are you releasing this Wednesday?

I don't know. Number eight. Do you know what it's about? I can't remember. I can never remember. And then I watch it and I'm like, oh, yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I know. When I'm editing, I'm having a chuckle and I'm like, oh, yeah. I know.

When I'm editing, I'm having a chuckle and I'm like, oh, my God. Because I do. I generally think that because I forget because we're doing it in real time and then watching it. I'm like, oh, we're well funny. But I think we're funny anyway. We ain't looking at the plane again. OK, sorry. I will.

I'll do that a different time. Anyway, let's finish off with this one. OK. Can our phones read our minds? Yes. Okay, this is actually from Parallel Universe. Okay. Okay, so this was the thing, Bob, that I found.

Two months, and I agree with you. Yes, they're listening. Yes. Two months ago, I was in my car, and I thought, I would love to shop for some ice cream then I went on Facebook and the first ad that I saw was about ice cream and the same thing happened in another occasion tonight it happened again I went to the bathroom my phone was in the living room and I thought I wonder how much the rates are here for the uh position

okay I think that says position we I'll get some contacts in a minute I would love to be able for hold on I thought I wonder how much the rates are here for the position I would like to apply for. I just moved to another state. There you go. Sorry. So I was right. And I go on TikTok and there is a girl talking about how much she was getting paid at the same position. And at this point, I'm scared.

This is my first post here. So please be kind. I just want to know if this has happened to someone else before. Go on. Yeah, so our phones are... I mean, mind reading. I do know what she means, though, babe. Yeah, but our phones are programmed to hear

when we've spoken about something because it we can turn that off as well by the way okay um my gate show me how to do that yeah it's not easy i mean it's weird but yeah so our phones are programmed to be able to pick up on words and then create those ads and bring forward the things that they think that you are interested in. But there has been things I've thought of and then I will see. And I think, oh, I just thought of that. Do you know what I mean? So there are times I do know what she means by that. I mean, I wish it did.

Because sometimes I'm like, I can't forget. And I go on my phone to do something and I'm like what was I actually doing I do that all the time all the time especially when I'm like editing between

that one and this one and I'm just like my phone is definitely not reading my mind I'm like what was I doing yeah and then and it comes up like

go on Sheen and shop and you're like okay okay um this happens to me constantly within the last two to three years i've noticed it occurring more frequently and i'm used to it i'm convinced there's some way our phones can listen in on our conversations which we yeah we agree yeah and they take they

take uh infrareds of our faces all the time. All the time. It happens to me tonight. And I imagine those pictures. Those dick pics. What Google's thinking then that we keep getting sent. Infrared. Infrared. It happened to me tonight.

And I had been talking to someone in my home about needing to get a fan for my bedroom until i could get my ceiling fan replaced the very next thing i saw was an ad for a bedroom fan it happens too often to be a coincidence yeah i think definitely listening i know what she means by sometimes you'll think something perhaps you're saying it out like i talk to myself a lot yeah perhaps she's talking to herself and then it is actually picking that up and then exactly mommy needs to go and get a fan like that are you hot are you do you talk to the dog normally? No, normal. Normally because I'm just like, get out of my way.

Get out of my way. That's all I say to Cookie. I say, baby, mine. Baby, mine. Because I'm going to trip on her. Yeah, she follows me, but she's so close. She's practically attached to my leg. Yeah, just get inside me already. And then the cats.

Before I trip on you. The cats, like, if I'm holding, because i've got four cats if i'm holding their dishes and i'm you know you can't you can't see past the four dishes and then they're like all on my feet and i'm like you're all trying to i'm convinced they're trying to kill me as well as my children so i walk in the boys room and they take off their shoes right there like right there so you open the door walk forward and if you're not looking down, which most people generally aren't, then I'm almost over smacking my head. And they'll be like,

Do you want a whamberlence? When I come back after falling off the bike, do you need a whamberlence? I'm like, you bitch. Right. Because he ain't your son, is he? I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a loving, caring, most devoted person I know.

Oh, do we say goodbye? Bye. Shall we start saying goodbye? Until next time. Fiddle de sein tschüss. Oh, fiddle de sein tschüss. Au revoir, civil play, up your arse and fly away. Wow.

What do you think of that? What don't you think of that? Well, I think that girl is going to be good.