Middle-aged opinion - Another glitch
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Wow.
What do you think of that?
What don't you think of that?
I think that girl has got everything that you did.
Which I actually don't mind about the mascara if I'm on it.
Got me clumps?
Oh, for fuck.
Because it's silicone.
You did press the chords, didn't.
Yeah, I did.
But I didn't plug it in.
Oh.
Double check it's on record.
We don't trust.
Oh, yeah, I'll double check it once I've plugged it in.
Yeah.
This is the problem.
it's still it yet okay didn't we want to move it how many do we need to have a couple
of weeks off at Christmas um I think on Friday get another two push for free and
okay all right sweet they'll take us into new year laughing okay sweet
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I think we should do slight confession I don't feel like
you were ready for that life because it made me rule us I think we do slight confessions
what's been inside me take two and what else something something gross
something we need to think of something despicable we need to have a real good
scroll along and see what they've got that is like we could do an only fans one
where we get a tipped we're doing only fans but we could do stories if we sat there
with just a screen in front of us they'll never know they never know you can't let them see
my house. What about a frontless cardigan? Cardigans. Bucklers in the buff. Did you say
butters? Butters. Butters in the buff. Bucklers. No need for that now. You're taking it
too far. Rude. I don't think I'd be getting naked on only fans any time soon. No, we just take
the socks off. Yeah. I thought, oh, I don't know if I didn't even do that. It's winter. One of
my toenails is still falling. Mine's still funny. It's not okay. It's not. I just don't think
it's quite far. It's close to the end. So, you know, I think another six months and it'll all be
cut out. So I actually made me feel a bit sick. So I managed to get right down and cut all that
off. But now, where it's grown up, like one side looks dead. Don't do it. Don't do tough
mother because I'm... Don't tell them not to do it. It's spent like the year telling them how
they should do it. Don't do it. I've lost. My toe's not okay, yeah? It's never going to be
the same again. It's actually brought trauma with it. My toe's got PTSD. So dramatic.
Not me, my toe. Right, let me get my stories.
Um, what? I don't know. I don't know. Probably can it's
late. It is late. It is
half past nine. I'll be getting in bed
by now. That's all right. I've still got to go out and pick up
our feet. Half one tonight though. He's like
a...
See how passive aggressive. My toes
is fuck you. So it's mine.
So is mine. But like my toe is your fault though.
That's a you problem. I'm pretty sure it's a you problem.
No, because you're like, uh, let's run around
for 27 hours. Ah!
But we didn't. No, we didn't.
We ran around enough.
don't we?
So tired, man.
Couldn't sleep the night before I'm going to have to take my...
I'm going to have to get a sleeping tablet if we ever do it again, so I sleep.
It's the anxiety of it.
Oh, we have to do an infinity again.
That's an eight hour.
We can do that because we basically did that.
Yeah.
Piece, piss.
Yeah.
Be easy, Nick, you know.
Will it?
Yeah, because we've already done it.
My toe begs to differ.
Yeah, but we're strapped up this time.
This time I lose a foot.
Trench foot.
What happened during the war, be like, no, fucking tough mother.
There was me feeling all claustrophobic in their little cool pit,
and you're like, that was really refreshing.
I'm like, what about the one with eyes?
And the bloke was like, as I was drowning.
I could not catch my brain.
Honestly, you were funny.
I was awful.
I'm talking about the one way you were backwards.
You're like, how did you do that so easy?
I said, I just held my breath.
And I kept getting it.
Brain freeze.
brain was like I was like a lot of dream like shit you went so quick I said to get it done
you're like I'm so stop stopping and get through it my brain my brain is important you
know I feel like you know you don't can you don't eat the ice cream after the brain
freeze you can't you stop eating for a while I'm going keep spish breath
here I'm going to eat another scoop fucking out anyways move
on hello everyone and welcome to the latest opinion I'm your host Ellie I'm your host
Emily and today we're looking at glitch in the matrix that may have just been
one we don't know you'll never know we'll see um fucking hell I'm gonna kick us up
with a glitch in the matrix I'm gonna choose this one who's got a swear word in it
Okay, a fucking glitch in the Matrix or a divine intervention.
That was my gang gang.
You're gang gang.
I'm so tired.
It's a new release of energy happening right this second, guys.
You're witnessing an overtired 40 plus.
Co-hosts.
Three months...
Don't look at her.
Don't look at her.
Don't look at her.
Oh, if only I was.
Three months ago, I had taken my cat to my father's house.
Where to...
Shish...
Where there were three things.
fierce dogs outside. So obviously we didn't let the cat out and it could only stay inside
the house. But at one point I went out through an old sturdy wooden door, the kind you need
to use a lot of false to close. When I went out, I completely forgot to close the door. Since
my cat and I were right next door, I even called my father's dog to pet them. And just as
they were coming, I remembered the door. I turned around and saw it slam shut like a door.
Gang-gang. It was a normal front door, but this one was very heavy. I guess that glitch in
the matrix saved my cat from being brutally attacked, although my Catholic family say it was
God saving me, but I don't believe in any divine intervention. Besides, I never managed to find
what really happened.
What do you think of that?
I think it was wind.
It certainly isn't, that is not
considering the glitch in the matrix.
No, even, even me.
Are you doing this now
on the glitch in the matrix?
The last one was doppelganger.
Not one story was a doppelgagger.
And now we're glitching the matrix
and you're actually going to double ganger.
Um, no, I don't think it was wind either.
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intervention to save the cat
but it was certainly
not a glitch in the Matrix
what do you think
no I mean my head goes
it was wind but
if that door was a heavy door
wind it probably wasn't wind
well it's on hinges babe
yeah but sometimes you just have to give them a real good shove
for it to actually close
okay go on so you think it was
the cat
was like fuck sake
I don't think it's glitch.
That's what I'm saying.
I think she's out in the, it's glitch.
I think it's more, um,
I don't think it's divine intervention either.
I don't know what I think of it.
I think it's stupid.
Sorry, I just got to do this, Harry.
You think it was divine in the future?
It's stupid, no.
Someone says, oh honey, glitch in the matrix.
Oh, honey.
Oh, honey.
Glitch in the matrix and divine intervention are ultimately the same thing.
but yet sounds like someone or something, possibly even yourself, was looking out for you.
So glad that nothing happened to your baby.
That would have been devastating.
Where is this person from?
Who?
Whoever's talking now?
Oh honey.
Oh honey.
Oh honey bee.
They have been about four different touches.
Did they move around the other child?
Oh, and where are you from, Les?
Oh, mine, I'm from Australia.
What the fuck?
I don't know. I don't like this story. I wish I hit right here.
Let's move on
You're probably are good
It's your turn
Reddit
Tell me you glitch
Why are you showing
Scottish people shout didn't they
From the wheel ends
So you can hear him
Yeah
I'm from
Stop looking at me
My show name
My show name
It's here, girl!
Right, it's enough.
fucking twat oh so tired right redid reddit tell me your glitch in the matrix stories
I'm talking the occasion coincidence haven't been able to easily explain I'll
start I can't I'm like I can crying okay
We had a breakfast laid on at work every morning, just simple buffet, eggs, bacon, what have you, nothing huge and it really only to feed about a dozen people or so.
I'm usually one of the first guys from my team to get to work and the kitchen was deserted as usual.
I walk into the little kitchen. There was a ceramic egg tray thing with about,
12 eggs in a like bottom half of the egg carton so always to do eggs I know I thought that
was like have I read this one with a second for each egg a space all spaces are filled with
warm freshly boiled eggs I take one walk over to the garbage bin uh shook the
Very similar.
Yeah, shook the shell and then I walked back over to the food and stopped dead.
There are 12 eggs in the tray again.
Not one, no one entered the room while I was peeling the thing.
I touched the mystery egg.
It was the same temperature as the other eggs around it.
Not a big thing, nothing major, but something very strange.
Given one does not get.
presented with strange eggs from a parallel universe every day I peeled and ate that
one too what do you think I don't think I would have eaten it I wouldn't have eaten
it either but I'd be check I would check to see if someone's come in the kitchen
and I'd probably say did you come in the kitchen yeah I think I would definitely
be checking around me I don't think I would be like oh look there's an extra
egg I'm gonna eat that too oh it's
very strange and you're right like there are a lot of stories about eggs um i thought you've got
laughing it's actually zeus's hair he's fluff um i'm not reading the responses because they're all
their own stories about eggs about different things that they're very very long oh come on happy
Yeah, just like, get to the point.
But, um, yes, we have read a glitch in the matrix about eggs before.
Or it was on paran, you know, it was glitched because I was, I was a, I was an anti, wasn't I at that point?
I was just like, what I let a bullshit?
It put it back.
Yeah, I was angry at it.
I don't know why it's eggs.
I don't know if it's because that could have potentially been a living being.
Ooh.
that it makes it in i mean they're generally not fertilized the eggs we eat but it can happen but i'm
wondering whether that is why they become involved in the glitch so much
maybe okay okay well never know why's the eggs i it's so weird about the eggs because there's
more than four stories on there yeah yeah i avoided the egg story yeah you were like
Worked it. No one will ever believe me. I was at work retail a few years ago. I don't believe you. Okay. Believe me.
I'm looking at me like I've said the story. I'm like, believe me. As I'm walking up to a group of friends, everything around me stopped. I had that split second to actually look around customers, all employers. I'm
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I mean, every single thing around me, pause.
Then, just like nothing, it all came back to life.
I remember standing there trying to figure out what the fuck.
So I take a chance and go to my friends and ask them,
did you guys just feel something weird?
Or am I just being weird?
They said, it's just me.
I know it all sounds like something that didn't happen,
but I'm telling you,
it did to me can't cannot explain i don't know what do you think i don't know i've i don't want to
say i've experienced something like this but i feel like maybe maybe it's been in a dream right
go on where i've been in a space where everything has frozen but it is for very like very short
amounts of time and then it all starts moving again
but I don't feel like I've experienced that
in real life. It's kind of
like when you're
there but you're kind of
not there. When you sort of almost
come out yourself a little... It's like a
day's. Like you're in a
day's and everything's going on around you but
you feel slower. Like you're
observing rather than
faster. Yeah.
For me it's always slower like I'm observing
what's happening
but I'm actually part of that
yeah
yeah
you've experienced something like that
I've experienced that many times
have you
where I'm not with it today
it's one of those
yeah I think
I think I think I've heard that a few times
at work
yeah it's weird
it is a weird feeling and I don't like it
especially if I've got to get in the car
and drive somewhere
would that count if like you're watching
someone and you watch them almost
slow-mo fall over
like well that was proper
slow motion I saw the whole thing happen yeah is that would you say that was sort of the same
thing maybe but it's like you can't do anything to react to it because you're not moving you're
slower yeah yeah it is kind of like that yeah it's kind of it's like almost like an out of body
experience but not probably not matrixy is it I feel like it is a little bit because it's weird
I know what they mean
Top comment
If the computer lags
The characters in the game don't know
Because they're created by the computer itself
They won't experience slowing or stopping of time
Because their perception is calculated by the same system
To them everything is always fine
It's interesting
So then someone comes off with that and says
are we characters in your game
oh fuck off
oh here we go
are you a character
in my game
are we in a shared game
how does this work
simulation theory
is amazing
amazing
amazing
um even some top
scientists
say there is theory
to believe that we are
in assimilation
so it is
a hundred percent of possibility
everyone plays their own game
but the space is shared
right
anyway
go on move on
So this story does come with a trigger warning, but I'm going to quickly touch on something called quantum immortality,
because we need to understand that in order to go forward with the story that I'm about to read.
So long story shawl, it's a thought experiment suggesting that in many worlds, a quantum physics is true.
you'll consider, would always follow your survival timeline,
meaning that no matter what happens in this life,
if you almost die, you call it a near-death experience
because the quantum moves you over to the next timeline where you survived.
Does that make sense to you?
Okay.
It didn't make sense to me.
I've never heard of it before.
Well, no, I've never heard of it, but that makes sense.
Yeah.
Like what you've said, doesn't mean...
And it's a many-world interpretation.
It's a what? Many, many world interpretation and quantum suicide, meaning, again, somebody that is trying to commit suicide, but they survived, again, then shifted timelines in order to keep them surviving.
Yeah, so it just feels very, um, it's different, but it is a theory, like a real theory.
Anyway, to the story. I just wanted to give that, so it just, instead of going, wash that, do you know what I mean?
it just feels a bit of injury yes yeah because of the word quantum yes and how do you know like
the timeline thing yes you've watched the ones of the time yeah i've got yeah i love a lowkey's one
was all about yes the timeline so there's many different outcomes but um and it depends which one
you land on so um but i have to give a trigger warning because suicide talk is on this okay
experience with death that made me believe in quantum immortality trigger warning suicide.
I'm not trying to convince the quantum immortality is the truth. I'm just sharing why it became
the only explanation that made sense to me. And yes, I'm safe now in therapy, monitored,
cared for. This is not a vent. This is a pattern I have lived through.
attempt one at 15 years old 50 mixed pills heart medication kidney medication
Alzheimer's medication swallowed at once after some times I felt every organ in my
body disconnect then I floated above myself detached no pain black and white
spirals pulling me downwards like time collapsing hours later I
I woke up completely fine.
Went to the doctors and they found nothing.
No organ damage, no poisoning.
This was the first impossible survival of my life.
Attempt two at 16 years old.
I went to my grandpa's village with him.
I had a plan in mind.
I watched my grandfather load the shotgun at the forest.
When I was beside him, I knew that it had shells.
I put it into my mouth and pulled the trigger.
Time slowed to a crawl.
Five minutes of suspended syrup-thick silence.
When the click finally encroached and went off, nothing.
The gun was empty.
Not jammed, not misfired, but empty.
This was when I first felt the sense of universe choosing another room.
Attempt three.
At 18 years old, I jumped.
out of the fifth floor window of my university building in the middle of the night. The fall felt
like it lasted five minutes, even though the details were too sharp during the fall. When I hit the
ground, I felt my bones break and blood pulling from the back of my head. As I stared, as I stayed
conscious for what felt like hours, then somebody nudged my shoulder. I stood up.
No blood on the ground, no broken bones, but just a small scar on my head and a cracked ankle,
everyone assumed that I tripped over.
I also had to make them believe that.
Or I also had to make them believe that.
My mind felt like it was switching tracks.
Something felt wrong.
Att 10.4.
At 19 years old, I slipped my wrist wide.
Blood everywhere, bleeding to the breast.
bed sheets like crazy. My whole body felt heavy, pulling downwards inside soil, like extra gravity
had been switched on. Then for a moment, I felt howling from my consciousness and had stepped
out of myself. Then I woke up to real up. Two hours had passed. My friend was shaking me
weight, worried because my wrist had dried blood on them. My arm was, were weak for months and
doctors told me to not lift any weights for a couple of months. I felt crazy and frustrated
at this point until I remembered the theory. Then this moment, the theory, the theory became
unavoidable for me. I am 20 years old now. I have, she
I can't read that word.
I have never had hallucinations, there you go, outside these moments.
In these moments, are these moments hallucination.
I am suspected to either have bipolar disorder, but no psychosis, no delusion.
My psychotherapist is aware of everything, but after every death, that should have been final,
The world felt slightly different for me.
People I know remembered shared memories differently.
Conversations, I swore happened, seemed to have not happened at all.
The texture of reality felt shifted every time, like in the atmosphere itself.
Even certain memories felt misleading or Mandela effects like.
moment started stacking, it felt like stepping aside into a slightly different version of the world
where I survived every single time. I am only opening up because I shouldn't be here,
not in any timeline, but following the rules as I grew to understand them,
whatever happened, it felt like my path was to live.
That's all I wanted to share.
Like I said, it's not a event.
I am way better now.
I go to therapy.
I have support.
I'm just curious to think what you all think.
Very interesting, right?
Yeah.
I'm leaning towards sort of schizophrenia.
He's with a therapy team.
He's not got schizophrenia.
phrenia or psychosis none of that because you know what it gave me so you know
the new version of me machine no okay so it's got like um Vin Diesel and it is
prisoners who play football against the um the guards okay and um staten's what's
his name something staten right what's his name your mum yeah up you know I would
say David I know I did you do you do you do you do you
do. Anyway, he's a nice talking guy. Anyway, he plays, um, oh fuck, I can't even think
what his name is now. He plays the character that is in, um, in goal, but he is in complete
quarantine, like, um, isolation quarantine because he's like, meant, like, he's proper
schizophrenic. But it shows clips of how it plans out in his head or what's going to happen,
but he's like running out of his goal and he's kicking and he's kicking and he's,
killing and he's like destroying people on the pitch and actually then he
zooms back into his actual reality and he catches the ball so it's like it's
almost like like a visualization of what could happen but that isn't what
happened okay he cut he just catches the ball because you know he's he's on
medication and he's calm and he's you know and I just felt like him saying
that he jumped out fifth story
but people felt that he tripped over and in my head I'm just like oh maybe he tripped but in that trip
he was just like I've jumped out the window and it's all dramatic and he's crash and he's broken
and actually he's looked up and he's like I've just tripped up and I've hurt my ankle
and that's what I've got to believe do you remember the movie but a lot butterfly effect
yeah it's giving more of that to me didn't yeah because he's changing the air
outcome. He's not changing the outcome. This bloke is not changing but somebody is stepping in
and changing that outcome. Listen, the only reason I, because when I first was getting through it
before I got to see, that's what his character's name was. The Pope. For me, because he is
seeing a therapist and a psychotherapist right now at the moment, he's medicated and for him
these things happened, right? So he did have blood on his wrists, not.
the gaping hole that he put there. He now has a scar on his head, not the broken bones and
death that he thought happened when he jumped out the window and whatever. So of course it could
be psychosis, where he is visualising what he wants to happen to be out of pain, because obviously
this bloat, this opi is in pain. He must be. But I'm going to give it to him that,
he's choosing a path and the universe is saying no do you not I mean
because I have to give credit where credits do and because he is seeing all
these people and they're not like this is what we think because bipolar disorder
is don't get don't quote me but from what I know about bipolar it's it's
very high moves and low moves that's bipolar it's more complex than that
but you don't really often hear about psychosis or anything like that so I don't know I found
it very interesting though yeah you know could he have cooked it all up of course there's
always that possibility but I do think something weird is going on here maybe it is
divine intervention and not a glitch not parallel universe not quantum leap it's a
guardian angel leap yeah but um yeah I don't know
I found it interesting.
I was going to say I enjoyed that, but it all sounds wrong when I say,
but I don't mean it like that.
Yeah, no, that's it.
I mean, I could go into the comments,
but again, it's people giving their own experiences.
But they, admin, the top comment is admin did not want,
doesn't normally leave stories like that in,
because obviously talk of suicide, etc.
But admin was like, this is very interesting.
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And I found it interesting as well
Yeah
His account of
It sounds rational
Yeah
And he sounds very rational
Considering
Considering everything that he's going through mentally
Yeah
You know
And I'm glad he's doing well
So
Anyway
Go ahead
Okay
Dada
I think I experienced a real-life glitch
In the major
Me too
my friend Sarah was at my house the other day
we were just hanging out listen to music
she picked a ring up off my nightstand
and said oh this is so pretty you should let me borrow it
I told her of course she could borrow it
and that and that was that
we hung out for a bit about another hour or so
and then she went home
that night I was feeling around
on my end table for my medicine counter
of my medicine counter. I'm blind just for context. I can see, I can't see at all, so I do everything
by touch and sounds. Anyways, I'm feeling around for my meds when something small falls off the
end of the table and rolls across the room. I really didn't think anything of it. I was tired
and didn't feel like getting up and feeling around on the floor. So I said, screw it and went to sleep.
Next morning my fiancé picks the object up and brings it to me.
He tells me he found it on the floor.
It's the ring.
Later, Sarah called me and I asked her about it.
I thought maybe she had forgotten it, but no, she had absolutely no clue what I was talking about.
She said I never let her borrow a ring.
She never saw it.
Never said it was pretty.
It was pretty, never mentioned it at all.
I thought she was messing with me, but she was serious.
It freaked me out so bad.
I was honestly speechless.
I still have, it still has me baffled, and that's been over a week ago.
It sounds silly now that I'm typing it out,
but I know I remember her asking me about that darn ring.
So yeah, pretty sure I experienced a collection.
I don't like that at all.
But yeah, that feels like a glitch in the matrix to me.
Yeah.
I feel like it is.
Yeah, because all of her other senses are heightened.
Yeah.
So she heard what she heard.
Yeah, see, but my head also went along the line of
your mate really liked that ring and she's now lying right
because she doesn't go back.
But she ain't got it.
You will.
That's what she's saying.
But a mate's blind to her, you know?
know because she's holding the ring
but she don't know that's the ring
well she'd be able to feel that it's the ring well she doesn't know
it's the ring because how does she know
because she could probably can feel the patterns on it
no I'm not having it I think a mate wants to nick her ring
that's what I reckon
okay so a mate's evil
and a mate's just like ha-ha she's blind she'll never know
you didn't bolt the back door did you know
no it's good because Harry's just back
otherwise he's going to make me get up
No.
I can't believe I've got to go out.
And the top one says, hi, I'm the obligatory guy who tells you to get your house checked for a carbon monoxide leak.
Oh, he's saying she's imagining it.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, fine.
Maybe you dreamed it.
O.P. replies.
No, it was not a dream unless it was like an extremely realistic daydream, lo.
I distinctly remember it
I even remember the song that was playing
when it happened
I don't know
it's so weird
I was definitely awake though
honestly the most bizarre thing
that's ever happened to me
it happened in my opinion
yeah me too
and a mate's Nick's a ring
not that version
but the glitch in the Matrix version
I'm going to see if someone else thinks
I make Nick's a ring
no you're the only one that
feels like everyone's got it in for you
it's not me
that is
I'm really sorry for OPE
she's just lost a ring
that she probably loved
but she doesn't know
I thought you were reading
someone's comment then
when I realized
you're talking about yourself
right possible things
this is an answer person
this is you
possible things
onset of schizophrenia
fair
particularly possible
if you're in your early 20s
onset dementia
if you're older
carbon monoxide poison
Listen, get a detector.
If your friend is gaslight in you.
You had a particularly vivid dream.
Good luck figuring it out.
Get off the page, yeah?
Just get off the page.
What is the point if you're not going to open your mind?
Yes, light.
Maybe you've got a carbon monoxide leak.
Huh?
Sounds like you have Karen.
Ah?
Was her name Karen?
Fuck's sake.
Uh...
Is she written again?
No. No.
I've seen what a name was.
Kangaroo mutant, Karen.
Short for Karen.
Caroon.
Yeah.
Anyway, I'm leaving it there.
I think we can actually all agree that a mate is, I guess, like that.
I'm like, this is my last one.
It's a bit of a longer one.
I'm like, go on.
Oh, geez, Louise.
Jeez, Louise.
Right.
I was accidentally run over twice by a car at 17 and somehow walked
way unhurt. First off, if you are accidentally run over twice by a car, that was no accident.
I still can't explain it. Because I remember when I thought about running somebody else over twice,
it weren't no accident. It was, it was kangaroo. Right. I'd like to start this by saying,
I'm not sure if this is truly a glitch in the matrix type of experience, but I also,
don't quite know what category that this would fit in. What I do know for certain is that ever
since this happened, 24 years ago now, I still can't help but question my reality. So here goes.
When I was 17, I went to an outdoor party with some friends in the countryside. I had a lot
to drink and started feeling sick. So I walked away from the main party area to possibly throw up
and ended up laying down in the field of tall grass.
The grass came up to my waist because, oh, I believe, and I'm also five feet tall, L.O.L.
I was wearing all black with a hood up, so I was basically invisible in the dark.
I didn't lay down flat on my back as I was feeling too nauseous to do that.
I laid on the side and slightly curled up, more like the fetal position.
I may have passed out, but being intoxicated, that part I can't quite remember.
At some point, while I was laying there, a car backed up over me.
I remember rolling, and then I looked up at the underside of the vehicle.
I remember I was just about to yell
but just as I was going to
the car then pulled forward
and went over me for a second time
everything went black for a few seconds
I couldn't see anything but I could hear my friends
yelling when my vision came back
I was being helped up
aside from a black eye and a tyre mark
across my shirt I was completely
fine. My friends quickly called a cab and I went back to my girlfriend's place where I was supposed
to spend the night. When I got to her place, I went to the bath to get cleaned up and also
calm down as I was still freaking out and crying over the whole ordeal. I remember after
taking off my black hoodie, there was a tire mark that went across.
crossed my chest. As I laid in the bathtub, I just kept replaying everything that had happened
over and over again in my head and how nothing felt real. After my bath, I decided to call my dad
whom I was living with as my parents had been separated and tell him what had happened
so that he could come and take me and get me to the hospital to get checked. Hello, for internal
injuries and broken bones. I was completely fine. No broken bones or any internal injuries of any
kind. The doctor said that the reason I survived was because the ground was soft and the car pushed
me down. I know even I was like that. Uh, into it instead of crushing me. Unfortunately, my dad did not
believe me. I was run over by the car and thought I had simply just got into a fight.
I told him that this was not the case.
I wouldn't have bothered calling him at 5 a.m. in the morning to take me to the damn hospital
and would have just went home after getting some sleep at my friend's house.
He swore that the black eye was because of a fight.
I was actually kind of hurt that he didn't believe me,
but I guess I can see how this seems unbelievable.
I mean getting run over by a car twice and having no injuries doesn't seem
feasible at all.
I later learned that the driver was devastated
and punched out his own car window
after realizing what he had done
and what had happened.
I don't remember much
between the car going forward
and waking up underneath it.
Only a brief moment.
I saw flashes of my entire life
like a slideshow of still images
rushing by. Why are you laughing at this poor person?
It was the strangest and most vivid thing that I've ever experienced.
I'm also worried of if something else happens in the moment.
What do you think?
So the person that run them over was devastated that he'd run someone over so punched his car window in.
Well, he's drunk team, like, what do you want from him?
That seems feasible to me.
That's ridiculous.
Yeah, but he's a boy, idiots.
Look at the 40-year-old we went to Buckling's with.
Come on, it's not that's ridiculous.
No, no, no.
So you're saying that he run someone over,
but instead of going, mate, are you all right,
and picking him, putting him in the,
and getting him, she says when he realised.
So she had already been picked up and gone.
So he's like, ah, I can see that.
I can visually see a teenage boy
doing something weird and shit like that.
And you're like, what you're doing?
helping anything. I also think it's just weird that he just reversed back and then he
moved forward. What was he doing? Turning? I mean in the middle of a field. What do you think
of the story? Let's not analyze the details. I'm trying to make the detail. You're like lying, lying.
No, no. She had a tire track across her chest. Which is also weird because you think the tire
track could be on her black hoodie and not on her chest. So she's got clothes on. So she's
talking about the red of the tyre
so the car's
gone across, tie a mark on her chest
so like more of a bruising
right of hence the doctor saying
you were pushed down
and her dad's like liar
Lila pants of fire
and you're like liar
I don't need to liar I don't need to liar
I'm just trying to work at
the ground must have been pretty
soft to push her down I would
I would definitely go with
pushed into the ground
To me, I couldn't understand how she survived until she said the doctor said he pushed her down and I thought, okay, depending on where you live, what your ground quality is, because now I know a lot about ground quality after coming, but it would make sense.
If it's soft enough, you could be pushed down like a swamp.
You know, if it's long grass, I'm picturing America.
Not even that.
Like it could, it doesn't have to be swampy.
It just needs to be just that little bit soft.
Yeah.
Like Ozzy is kind of right now.
you come up onto the grass, I mean right now it's been fucking raining anyway, but like if you
come up onto the grass when the soil is normal, not dried out because the sun, but not like
swamped because of the rain, but it's normal, if you drove over a, like a big stick, it would
go down into the ground, wouldn't it? Yeah, it wouldn't. Yes, you're right, it would. So it wouldn't
necessarily, the thing is, but actually, because of her being almost comatose anyway, yeah, she
wouldn't have felt that and because she hasn't
gone rigid because that's when you break bones
because you go through your shock you go
rigid maybe that is what's saying to her being drunk
being drunk
she was soft and floppy yeah
soft and floppy that actually she just went
into it rather than like
and then you brace and then that's how you break bones
yeah it is a fucking weird one
it is weird it's quite a good one really
yeah I got run over twice and didn't die
your mom um top comment
when I was like if I run you over twice you'd definitely
weren't right? Because you do it with purpose though
wouldn't you? No
I would never purpose if on anybody
I guess someone else you did it
When I was 57
When I 57 female
This is top comment
Was about eight
I ran into the crossing of the road
I was about eight
Showing off to my brother's friend
I remember hearing a screech
And looking up to see a truck grill
In my face
When I woke up
I turned my head to the right
and my nose almost touched a truck tire.
I was thrown maybe 40-ish feet.
The doctor said it was a miracle that I survived with no injuries.
Someone said this is insane, glad you're okay,
because it's all about them.
I was hoping it was going to go somewhere.
Basically, you can survive shit like this.
Yes, you can.
But is it a glitch?
I don't know.
This is a weird fucking one.
Basically...
I don't think it's a glitch.
I think because of her being in.
intoxicated that saved her life that and it was not her time oh yeah that that that fits in but you know
I do believe that babe because yeah if you're gonna die you're gonna you're gonna die and it doesn't
matter what the circumstances are but um I mean there is another story here but I'm not
reading it but she does answer and said that's crazy experiencing hi I'm Darren Marler host of the
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is taking forever and that is because your brain has slowed down to process the information
slowly so you can react in the moment it is literally it is literally what our brains do
to help us in that moment yeah so if something bad is happening it's everything slows down
And that's literally your brain going, right, process, deal with, deal with, deal with.
Panic, panic, panic, panic.
Yeah, so whereas some people are like, oh my God.
But if you do go into that where everything slows down because you're dealing with that situation,
but it feels like help is taking forever, you know, they took forever when actually they took three minutes.
Do you know what I mean?
But in that three minutes, it's like someone you love went into cardiac arrest.
So long minutes.
Okay, that's me done.
I enjoyed that one.
Do I go one more?
Yeah.
Right, glitch in the Matrix or something else.
Need help understanding what I saw.
Okay.
I feel like your one's going to be better than this one.
Okay, that one have just done.
You enjoyed that one?
I did.
Because you want to be going to enjoy the, let's test the theory.
Go now the graphs.
I'm not intoxicated enough.
How about I'll come pick you up on third.
See how that go?
You'll be like, hey, lay on the ground.
Like that theory's out the window.
Oh she died.
What happened was we read a story and we thought we'd give it a go.
Yeah, I ran over her head and what I meant to do was just run over her body.
Yeah, I wanted to see the tire mark and their titty.
Right, go on.
Last night something weird happened and I need to know if anyone else has experienced anything remotely like this.
I was falling asleep with the TV on.
I always put on those music plus universe planet.
visuals. I've done this for years, but last night the visuals suddenly doubled, like two planets
overlapping perfectly, almost like my eyes were glitching, but they weren't. Then it got even
stranger. I saw numbers floating out of the screen, clear as day. The number was 52840. It shocked
me awake. This had never happened to me before.
And the wild part? This isn't the only strange thing lately. I've been having. Aliens visiting my dreams.
Lucid dreams inside other lucid dreams, dreaming that I woke up but I was still in it. Me in the
life, me in other lives and weird stuff happening in the future in the past.
Random orbs in the sky that don't behave like planes, satellites, drones, nothing.
I think I know of.
1-1-1-1 seen all the time and the number 1-1-1-1-1, all 3-3.
Constant ringing in my ears.
I had my ears checked.
This has been happening for a year and it's not a tintinitis.
Tintanitis.
Tentinitis.
I know exactly what it is.
The doctor couldn't explain.
Headaches and back pain.
Strange interference.
in radio or music with alien-like frequencies. I can hear the frequency of various
electronics. That's it. Tell me what numbers you said?
Um, 52840. Right. What's interesting, um, because I put meaning, so it would give me all the meanings.
It's actually the frequency of Bluetooth. Oh. Yeah.
so it's an internet frequency devices from Bluetooth and yet she also says I can hear the frequency
of various electronics and that is why so when you said that at the end I was like because
I thought it's just a random number but then when you said that I was like that's interesting
that's why would you be able to hear electrical oh I would say you hear electrons because
they're noisy in the essence five
252840 signifies a versatility of high performance clip used smart connection devices in a wide range.
So she's like a bat.
She can hear high frequencies.
But why all of a sudden?
I don't know.
It's like...
What's the angel number 333?
It's not...
I tell you what it is.
It's like an awaken, like you're waking up.
up and you're discovering, right, okay, three, free, free.
Most commonly an angel number, significant saying, growth, creativity and spiritual guidance.
Have you done one-one-one-one-one?
Yeah, well, it's one-one-one-one.
It's four ones.
Which can refer to the year, a medieval year starting on Sunday.
The number itself, 1,111.11.
or commonly in New Age beliefs, an angel number signify in spiritual awakening, manifesting, sessions and being on the right path, often seen on clocks as a prompt for mindfulness or making a wish.
And 3 through 3 also represents communication.
This could have something to do with aliens, babe.
Possibly because, hold on, in not highlighted, it says it also refers to a human gene, check one.
Various cultural items like music by artists and a technology company, 1111 systems.
How bizarre.
How fucking weird.
I want to know what the comments.
So she's saying aliens are visiting in the dreams.
Something's going on, mate.
actually giving I'm giving it to this one straight off and I tell you why because of that number and what she said about hearing
frequencies but this isn't glitch it's not a glitch as anything that happens that is strange
could be could be considered a glitch but this is something else this is very fucking odd right the last one I read word of glitch really well
top one says a hundred percent my videos have been bugged out bugging out slowing down
and speeding up then I hear and see things in the video that aren't supposed to be there
but my Egyptian ritual music for example when when time starts to slow down it
sounds like they are they are speaking a whole different language Egyptian ritual
music could it be that they're speaking Egyptian move on from that bitch and
see if I here responds to anyone anywhere I'm fascinated by this one
I'm looking for a bit.
I think we are all experiencing oddities as the vibes go up and up.
I have weird dreams, don't even make symbolic sense.
Things move in the corners of my eyes and some of negative feelings that aren't mine.
It's going to get weirder.
What I've been told as...
31 Atlas comes by Earth we CSN but which means can it's there I've just checked
oh we can be open for a huge download right so there are a lot of people
that believe that we are awakening the 19 hold on no it hasn't no it's gonna be
the closest on like December 23 20 to 26 or right around there.
I mean, she can listen to the planet.
They say it would be Christmas Day actually that three oh they're saying it's straight
eye not 3.1 so 3.1 atlas will be at the closest point to earth.
So no it did not pass already but nice tribe.
Hang on, hang on, what was the date?
When was this done?
This was done.
15 days ago.
So watch out.
Christmas.
Right.
So there, people that believe, like, some people are waking up.
Yeah, that's what they call it.
And it's like when things don't feel right, it's like a lot of people think the world hasn't felt right.
Some say since 2012.
The system is failing.
Hang on tight.
Don't lose hope.
We've got this.
Remember, you can manipulate energy no matter.
Some say since COVID
and I have to say it does feel
different since COVID the world.
It's become very...
Someone said that
that is the love frequency
of healing with
528
HZ meditation
that means something to me. I've never
been the kind of spiritualist
to geek out over the frequency stuff
I do believe it works
but it's just not my area of expertise.
Well 5 to 8 was
the number that came was it no it was bigger than they no it this one is very
interesting I think we need to revisit this what at Christmas no just to see if
there's any more up there can you click on that did you tighten your seat belts and
hang on and Opie says why you tell us you you you choose this I'm very
excited for you PM if you private message if you feel called to
call to share any of your experiences.
Click on O.P.'s
profile, please.
This is really interesting.
I channeled what I believe to be
the Andro Medians.
Once they told me
I was one of the
1286 on the planet
to complete some type of job.
Perhaps you have a mission
to accomplish.
This is really interested.
This is OP.
I would love to know
what my plan purpose is.
We all do. We're all a little bit invested in.
Everybody asks that question, I think.
Why am I here? What am I doing?
I'll click on O.P.
O.P. is Starseeds.
While some people are allowed mystical experiences and not others.
This is one I want to keep an open mind.
Something extraordinary is happening right now.
Ego death is a sign.
that you are going through a higher dimensional, energetic expansion.
You are not alone.
OPE seems very...
Spiritual.
Let's call it that.
Okay.
So she's into spiritual things.
I am interested with this one.
I think we keep an open mind and keep a look on it.
Hold on.
This is...
No, you're not...
Yeah.
I've just got to say, hang on.
We've gone into it.
I'm not, you're not on her field.
That's not her.
This is not overruff.
This is no pumpkin.
Yes.
I've clicked on the one pot.
I've done.
Stasi seems interesting though.
It's not going to let you.
What it is.
So the one I've just read,
she put it on 12 days ago,
eight days ago.
Oh, oh.
So what one did I do?
read I said 15 days ago yeah so did I say 15 or 14 it's it might be 14
I thought it was 15 I think I said 15 40 days ago I think these are her
responses these are her responses this is the one I just read yeah and then
it's gone so these are her responses but then
um
she's posted them onto her
because obviously she's found them interesting
yeah
um
it depends on the place
if I've ever since I was a kid
I felt like a spirit
or weird situation
I like this
I think
we try and remember this
shall I follow her
follow
let's follow her
no pumpkins
oh look at the number she's got
7-9-12
yeah
Shall I Google?
Shall we do a little Google on the number?
Do a little Google, Google.
That just was given to her or whether, um...
Maybe, what is it, 7, 9, 12.
12.
Oh, no, I am.
I was like, what am I writing that one?
It has a specific meaning within certain technological and mechanical context.
What the fuck?
I wonder if that was a number
that was just given to her
because you know when you type in
and you can't have that because
they're just right at it
so they give you any
yeah that could be birthdays
so she could have been like
7-9
mum dad's do you know what I mean
yeah
this is the fact that it's
mechanical is the weird
is fucking thing
really weird connection doesn't
we have to keep an arm this day
I think we're diving
yeah because it's weird
It got interesting when I googled the number and then you read that thing.
Yeah.
I was like, that's so fucking weird.
The Bluetooth frequency.
What are the fucking odds of that?
Yeah.
Because it's not something I don't, it's not something I would ever Google myself.
What is the frequency?
Like, ain't nobody got, it's not something I don't imagine.
Nobody cares.
Okay.
Right.
We hope you enjoyed that.
I did.
I've enjoyed tonight.
I did.
I did make right like follow you calm down like follow and subscribe yeah listen to the um listen
what is it to the boys to see your head don't listen to the voices in here actually do
no maybe just one not all of them no listen what do i want them to listen to it the advert
listen to the adverts listen to me listen to me listen to me
Be safe.
Peace.
Wow.
What do you think of that?
I think, don't you think that?
I think that girl is got everything that she is there.
