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Episode Date: April 24, 2024

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Okay, hello and welcome to Middle Age Opinion, the show that gives its open opinion on life and has a giggle. We say what we think. I'm Ellie. I'm Emily. In today's episode we will discuss Bridezilla's and no doubt go off on a tangent and but through it all we hope that we bring a smile to your face okay so let's go you going first yeah did I go first last time no no you did so yeah it's my turn your turn so I'm gonna start with a great I think it's because it's weird trying to talk into the microphone so it gets a good sound do you know what i mean i don't think we're pros now we've

got mics we're amazing so we can do everything now but i think because i don't know how close i need to be i mean i shouldn't have to be like, hello. No, I think these are... I don't know, actually. I don't know either. Didn't read the box. No. Anyway, keep going. Okay, sorry.

Right. There we go. Have you ever met a bridezilla that was more successfully married? What? Have you ever met a bridezilla that had a successful marriage there we go what the fuck is wrong with me i'm getting married in may and although i was expecting myself to be a minor bridezilla i've stopped both i've shocked both myself and my fiance with the level of calmness i've had during the planning. My goal was just to have

everything as easy and stress-free as possible because at the end of the day I just want to enjoy my wedding to kick off my marriage um to the what does l-L. Go on, we need to know what it means. L-O-M-L. I can't say where's my phone. Where is your phone? I'm like, oh yeah, where is it? phone. I'm like, oh yeah, where is it? Right, L-O-M-L. We need to know what that means. Love of my life. Oh. Love of my life. Right, my wedding to kick off to the marriage of the love of my life. L-O-M-L.l he's cousin who has been happily married about a year and a half was also extremely chill bride but is in a wedding with a bridezilla right now the fiance of the bridezilla is a total piece of work. He popped up with, oh, he popped up with an STD.

What? An STD, sexually transmitted disease. Yeah, I know, but I was shocked. Yeah, I know. What? It's not me. Two years into the relationship and just and she just said well sometimes they can be dominant for you old dormant for years bitch please in addition he lived with his parents rent free for multiple

years and worked for a full-time job over the course of the years he had only been able to save £1,000. Bitch, what are you doing? Yet all his housing, utilities and even groceries were bought by his parents. Any kind of story you can think of, of where you think this guy can be a bum, that's him, right? So it had us thinking about how bridezillas are usually that women in trouble, troubled relationships, because all they have is the wedding. There is no marriage to look forward to after because deep down you already know it's going to go well it's not going to go well i can't read today um so dear redditors have you ever met

a bride seller that was actually in a good relationship. What do they look like? That would be interesting if anyone could write into us and let us know about any bride-sillers, because we could happily read that on here. I mean, that's quite cool. We can open up a discussion about that. And basically, the number one comment, it's got, it's 278 upvotes,

and it's got, we were in a wedding with a bridezilla she went to war with me a bridesmaid because i missed the hen do weekend to attend the birth of my nephew how dare she oh my life so selfish yeah she was she was actually in the room present for when the baby was born, it looks like. She was in hospital with the mum. I should have dropped out, but my parents were also in the wedding and they didn't want us to. So what do we think about that? What, that one? Yeah, I mean, I was a bit confused because it went to talk about how she's not a bridezilla but they're named so she's basically saying that she wants to know brides are basically women who are in unhappy relationships but are marrying them so just wants this perfect marriage

but nothing else is going to go well because they know that actually that's all they've got have you ever met a bridezilla that had a successful marriage i don't know any i mean we discussed this last time and i don't think i've ever met a bridezilla i think that all my friends that have been married and i've been part of that have actually been really chill and cool yeah i i mean i've i've heard some crazy stories you know like people that you know and then some weird things that they've done about their wedding but not not where they've upset people and I found that

it's more the bridesmaids that are the nuisance than anything else but that's it yeah sometimes it's really hard when like one's got a great idea about their their bride and then another one's just like no i think they should do this i don't want to wear that dress etc etc but i've never i don't actually have any experience so if anyone's got any experience and they want to put a story in that would be really cool yeah yeah mm-hmm you go babe all right go bestie so mine is also

but it's an am i the arsehole probably always so am i the arsehole for expressing discomfort about my wife and her friends pranking my mum on our wedding day. Okay, it depends what they've done. I don't know, I think it sounds like a good idea possibly. So what prank someone? I don't know. The mum of the groom. I don't know. Could you imagine us doing that to Paul's mum? I mean that would be great. I mean we would have had a good time. We would have had a good time, but I don't think it would have gone down like a big balloon. Yeah. So, my mum hasn't been the greatest in the past. She can

be really rude and was catty. She didn't get off to a good start with my wife due to her own rude and self-centred behaviour. But I took my wife's side and laid down boundaries my mum gets that she can't be rude these days I fully get my wife will never like her mum probably

won't like her either and we will all just avoid each other for the most part don't get me wrong it makes me sad as I used to be close with my family but wife comes first fair play yep you've chose you've chose your family um we recently got married and it was nearly perfect it was nearly a perfect day the one issue around um aroused is my mum had a fairly large, very noticeable food colouring stain on her cheek, about the size of a lighter. Obviously, she wasn't happy about this and wanted to cover it. She never does her own makeup and knows very little about makeup. The makeup artist was a friend of my wife's and knew all the drama about my mum. She told her she would try but the makeup would have to be darker to hide it.

She and my wife giggled ahead of time and decided to fuck with her. She made it super dark, like orange. My mum has fair skin, so... She's oompa-loompa. I wish there was a picture. My mum has fair skin, so... She's oompa loompa. I wish there was a picture. My mum has fair skin, so it looked ridiculous. My mum seemed to believe her that nothing lighter would cover it and just removed all the makeup and went on with her big pink blotch.

I don't know about this at the time, I didn't know about this at the time but we recently got back from our honeymoon and my wife hosted a dinner to look at the wedding pictures. Her friends all began laughing about what they did to my mum. This was the first time I'd heard about it. And I said that... That was kind of a mean, girly... That was kind of a mean, girlish thing to do. My wife gave me a look. Her friends kept saying it was funny

and my mum is dumb and got what she deserved. I feel like I've been really good friends with these people. At this point, I got annoyed and said they acted like middle school bullies and they should be embarrassed. Whatever my mum had done in the past was she was not the problem on the wedding day true this might be the way this may be this might be way too far but I said at least she laughed it off and moved on with her spot they would have spent the whole day insecure and worried about instagram when they let when they left my wife become very upset and said i should be on her side 100 not 95 and that i humiliated her by speaking to her friends like that she accused me of being a mama's boy. That's not fair, is it? He was trying to see both sides of the table.

He wasn't trying to... Have you even finished? Yeah, I think so. I was like, off I go on one. I don't think he was trying to be a mama's boy. I think he was saying you took it too far. Because this is mum at the end of the day and these are wedding pictures.

It is. And as he said, mum wasn't actually the problem on the wedding day no she she turned up and she behaved and she laughed off this makeup situation and whatever the pink spot is maybe it's birthmark or something yeah she dealt with it i do think um it was unnecessary but i do find it really funny it's like funny I wonder how orange she was I remember I don't know whose wedding we were on

the way to, it might have been Sarah's wedding and I went up with Adam and Jen and Paul so we were on our way, we stopped for a McDonald's which is really rude right but we stopped for this McDonald's and we're sitting eating this

mcdonald's and paul went you look really pale and then jenna you know that eyebrow that she does looked and went why would you say that we're on the way with no way of changing like we're nearly there like there's no way of changing this situation right now and you're telling her that she's really pale but Jenna was like just move on you know I mean but actually in the photos I think I was alright I probably I mean for points go oh my god what's wrong with your face I probably went a little bit lighter than I should have and for him he was like but it's because I don't wear foundation all the time so when

I've got it on it's a big difference I think it's like homeless to glamorous isn't it this is halfway in between because we're online but normally it's homeless Monday to Friday all day every single day it's homeless look I barely get out my pajamas yeah well um yeah what do you reckon i found that really amusing because we're immature and i would really like to know what shade of orange i'm hoping umber lumber that's like i'm visualizing umber lumber brown cheeks literally that's how orange yeah but i mean yeah maybe they were a little bit childish it's only because the the pictures are there forever it's going to be in her pictures forever forever i mean can you edit that i mean nowadays you probably could yeah take it down a

shade or two yeah like you you eliminate like the can imagine that specific the oranges I can imagine that specific software I mean I don't know I'm not very good at editing there is there is but you shouldn't have to do that and potentially she did ruin her own photos she did she did

for the crack of it I mean I get it like you know you hear these stories about the mum of the groom I mean, I get it like, you know, you hear these stories about the mum of the groom turning up in like a white dress or whatever and then the matron of Bonner spills a glass of red wine. Yeah, absolutely. I'm all for that. I'm like, yay!

But I don't think, like you said, she didn't do anything on the day so it probably wasn't necessary. And it sounds like she probably has a good sense of humor because she laughed it off well you'd have to wouldn't you because i bet several people probably went oh you look different yeah or just started laughing right any top comment no because it got i don't know oh okay there was some like some mad cross post thing going on with it yeah yeah they kind of stopped it right whose guest list is this so this is brazilia whose guest list is this anyone else getting requests from invited people, family or friends to pay for someone they want to bring?

Who the hell's wedding is this? My fiancé has gotten crap from his mum and dad, my sister, my brother. Admittedly, it's mostly my side being a pain and I pride myself in being more emotionally intelligent I can't wait for this wedding to be over and just have who I want to be there is that too much to ask these days very short and sweet what do you reckon so basically they've got people they've invited to the wedding going oh can i bring my plus one can you pay weird weird what do you reckon uh it's a no you can't but they can come to the evening weird why are people inviting people to people's weddings it's down to it it's a lot of money as

you know it's a lot it's a lot of money to have people at your wedding and for people to put pressure on you to invite tom dick and harry it's strange yeah then you've got strangers in your pictures yeah so you don't know you don't know if it's gonna last not that it really matters but you know very strange no it's a no it's a no for me as well all them people assholes massive assholes oh i think i think it's mainly people that actually haven't been married or understand what goes into a wedding that ask these kind of these kind of silly questions because they don't really know what goes into a wedding they don't know they've just had 95 pound per head paid for them exactly people don't realize how expensive it is i mean you say wedding to any type of industry and they go cha-ching it's already like three times the price

that's what i mean so mine my wedding in 2004 so we're talking 20 years this year that was 25 000 pounds right so that wedding that i had back then today what do you reckon 50 75 000 oh it's definitely double now how you had it now it's definitely double yeah it's it's unachievable now, but even then, that was, you know, that was £100 a head that, you know, my mum and dad laid out for food, and I just, you know, I was quite lucky, because everyone just kind of helped me out with that stuff, and I didn't have any pressure, but, and I don't take balls kindly, but, you know, I was very lucky that my mom and dad were there to do that and deal with any of that complication i really didn't have any stress at all what about you well mine was abroad wasn't it yeah um so it was i mean our wedding probably wouldn't have cost as much as

it did if i didn't have some oh careful if I didn't have someone who liked nice things quite extravagant things so the extravagant things that he chose were for him but probably cost more than the wedding did

right how much was your wedding dress oh mine was in sale £400 stop it honestly that's crazy your wedding dress? Oh, mine was on sale. £400. Stop it. Honestly. That's crazy. My wedding dress was £1,000. Just the wedding dress, right? Just the wedding dress was £1,000.

The veil, £150. Shoes, I don't even know. Thank God for my dad. I think my veil was about £ to 50 yeah but then my shoes well I've still got my shoes my shoes I don't were like a from Miss Selfridge yeah because I had a pair already and they were comfortable and then my husband at the time he did what he did and he designed them for me and he he decorated them which is sweet so they're they're very individual and unique like there's not another pair yeah i mean my wedding dress maybe if he gets famous i might be able to say

my wedding dress i still have obviously um and i do think that one day we need to go to some sort of party where we can all put on our wedding dresses. Yeah, I ain't got that no more. Okay, well, you can watch me in my wedding dress. Just dancing. Not that I'd be able to do it up, no way. No way. I'd have to have lace put in the back.

But I just think of all that money. Whereas now, the older me now, would never spend that money on a wedding. I mean, that was a deposit to a house. What were we thinking? Yeah a wedding. I mean, that was a deposit to a house. What were we thinking? Yeah, I mean... You don't think, do you? No.

At the time, because you're just so excited to have this massive wedding day when actually that's like a deposit. I don't... I say I would never get married again, but if I ever did, I wouldn't do what I did. No, a massively extravagant no there's no need

no I think there'd be a problem if I married somebody who hadn't been married before and then they want that yeah because I'd be like I literally want to wear cowboy boots and uh you know don't do that no I really do I really do and a hat and a hat I don't do that. No, I really do. I really do. And a hat. And a hat. I don't want a veil, I want a hat. So the top comment says, I've moved on. You say cowboy boots and I've moved on with my life.

You're a prize maker. You're a prize maker. Not your... Like a whole Pocahontas get up. No. With the cowboy boots. Boo hoo, like proper like... Does up No With the cowboy boots Like boohoo Like proper like

Does it have to be Cowboy boots Can I wear wedges Oh you can wear What you want really Listen I'll do Whatever you want I will

I'm not gay mate I've only got a partner It's not happening But I will In my head My imaginary If it was my wedding When you pull out

The boots I'll be like Oh you'll love them Oh babe You'll love them. You'll love them. Oh, babe, they're not. I have good-tasting shoes. You do, which is why I'm so surprised you're like, I've got a camera, but it's just random. You'll love them.

I feel like I won't. But you will. I will, because it's your wedding, and I'll keep my mouth shut. Because you're a good friend like that. Then the next week, when we do the podcast, I'll be remember when you got married last week? I told you I would. They were well nice. Wow. Wow. Wow. I'm sure whatever you pick, you do have good taste. I've told you there's only one thing you've ever worn that I laughed about. That's it. one thing in the whole entire time i've known you when we went clubbing that had wings

me and jenna me and jenna were like she's always so well said that you're like whoa i'm like a bird i'm flowing i know what you away. I know what you mean. I do know what you mean. It was so random. It was like... It was really fashionable at the point. It was like you were looking for a staircase. What, to jump down? Yeah, you know those people with those dressing gowns? Down the stairs, down the stairs.

It was so random. It was fucking awful. That comment is random. Yeah, but you know what dressing gown I'm talking about? It was see-through. It's not a dressing gown. No, but what I'm saying is that it was that effect. Those people with the massive, you know, feathered dressing gowns that walked down the big staircase. It didn't have feathers either. It gave the vibe.

It did not. It was the vibe. It was the vibe. I was Jenna. It was the vibe. What would you do now? Come on! I'm sure there's been plenty of things I've worn where you thought, bitch, please. But not something that's stuck in my head and I'm like, that has stayed with me. I've still got that. Nothing that I've worn that's been really questionable.

You've worn loads of things questionable. Yeah, I mean, because I really don't care. This one time? It banged out. Yeah. What was it? I don't know. I can't think. No, because like... I just don't feel like I store those memories. I can't think of anybody else's out there. I remember having a really good time that night. Oh, we had a great time. We actually bonded that night. Really well.

Yeah, that's when we became lovers. We looked good. We looked good. We looked good. No, you're right. But yeah, no, it was a great night other than that weird thing you wore. Anyway, top comments.

My daughter's husband's side was this way. They wanted to invite everyone. My son-in-law knew since birth, yet they weren't paying for it. News flash, people. It costs to feed people, which is what we're saying at a wedding and it's not cheap it's really not you say wedding and they literally triple the price yeah i mean you know and make the portion smaller if this don't take off perhaps we should look into the

wedding side of things oh i'm not very good caterer i'm not very good at anything if you do photography that's you do the photography i'll do the hair. Didn't we have the side hair before? Yeah but we didn't actually do anything about it. We didn't know anything about it. That's a really good idea. Whereas this, this was discussed in February and we started in April so actually progress. So yeah I think we both agree on that one. It's not am I the arsehole, but that person's the arsehole. Any of those people are arseholes. Like shame on you.

Anybody that does it. If it says plus one on the invite, you've got a plus one. If it doesn't say plus one, don't ask. It definitely didn't say plus one. It's embarrassing for people as well because you're making them feel a way about themselves and everything that they're putting into their wedding as well. Yeah, because you know that some of those people will be like, well, if they don't come, I'm not coming. Well, don't fucking come.

You just made it cheaper. Literally. Literally. I mean, we're like that now, babe. But when we were younger, we would have been like, oh, please. Oh, babe, that's bad. It wouldn't be the same without you. Yeah, whereas now it would be like, sweet.

You're right. It wouldn't. It'd be cheaper. Yeah. Yeah. Think of your pocket baby baby right over to you my love you pressed the cord didn't you i think of it you've actually been different that was such a long conversation i mean yeah but it was a good

one as well i'm pretty in the last minute i'm like you better fucking press the record. I'm pretty... In the last minute, I'm like, you better fucking press the record. And you just did it again. No, but I know it's nicely. I feel like I did. Okay, go. So I'm just going to carry on. I'm listening. Bridezilla ruins her own wedding, demands bridal party to pay her cancelled wedding.

I literally almost read that one, but because for some reason I can't read today. It's really long. Yeah, that is why I was some reason i can't read today it's really long yeah that is why i was like you can't read today step away i mean i'm not going to say that i'm going to do a better job but i'm going to give it a go yeah go on go starting the year strong i swear that's how it starts okay so my friend dana female 29 was supposed to be getting married this past saturday oh no sunday oh my god here we go i'm doing it again it's rubbing off start again so starting this year okay starting this year starting this year strong i swear yeah go so my friend dana female 29 was supposed to be getting married this past sunday i think that's the 14th of the 1st so in january sweet the wedding got cancelled and things have gotten very crazy dana was getting married to josh male 32 okay she's still in college with me and asked a few

friends from college myself included to be her bride bridal party now from the start the wedding has been a disaster i'm going to just point out a few of the crazy stuff we dealt with one she refused to invite my best friend who she's supposedly good friends with because she thinks we're lesbian love lovers. We're not To Her age Yeah, that's too old for this bullshit Number two she had us go to the dress fitting and then demanded each of us pay $2,000 each for our dresses bitch please bitch please bitch apparently she had a specific

style she wanted I can afford it but I won't buy it by a 2k dress for one event some of the girls oh my god honestly some of the girls in the bridal party don't have that flexibility with money i don't know anybody this year that's got that flexible with money and except unless you're a millionaire two grand for for not even your bridesmaid. It's a bridesmaid dress. We are in a credit crunch. Wow. Yeah. Three. Apparently, Josh, which is the groom,

couldn't invite any single females that weren't... that were not blood related to him. So if he had any female friends, they were axed. Bitch. Wow. Yeah. Four. I haven yeah for this list yet one of the girls in the bridal party doesn't drink because of her religion Dana accused her of being pregnant in front of her parents and almost got her kicked out of her house she was not pregnant and and she dropped from the bridal and she was dropped from the bridal party she was a class act though and never bad talk dana just said she couldn't

make it we we found out it pretty much we found out about it pretty much on the day of the wedding wow that's really unbelievable five gosh she tried to make us cancel our holidays with our families to instead go with her to a destination bachelor bachelorette party i work full-time even during holidays so I told her that that that wasn't happening more of the bridesmaids said similar things and she dropped it that's just five things of countless drama this wedding has had before the day now the meat of the story comes on the day, the wedding day. The day started horrible. Dana was having a meltdown because apparently the flower girl had to cancel because she had chicken pox. She had chicken pox.

She was threatening to sue the mother unless she brought the six the sick three-year-old to the wedding josh apparently was able to calm her down from this from this oh my god oh my god josh apparently was able able to calm her down from this starter outburst, and we began preparations. The whole day she had constant outbursts. Oh, my God. The mother of the M-O-H.

Mother of, maid of honor. Maid of honour. Thank you. Deserves a medal for the amount of diplomatic. Diplomatic. Diplomacy. Diplomacy. Diplomatic, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I'm with you, yeah. And bullshit. Bullshit control she had to do i for the most part took the easy route and decided to work outside the bridal suite like checking flowers making sure food was okay basically any excuse not to be around the bride eventually i i had my makeup and my hair done. Then the bride asked for a little bit of time alone to decompress from the stress. We didn't even fight it.

You could not see a group of women run faster away. Wedding was starting in 30 minutes, wedding was starting and 30 in 30 minutes so we figure she would be fine alone for that for that little fine alone for that little i spent those 30 minutes just sitting in the chapel with my phone it had to be about five minutes before the start of the wedding when maid of honor came over to tell me the wedding was cancelled no i asked her what happened maid of honor dana was having a quickie with josh's uncle in the room josh caught them shut up i i just i just stared at the maid of honor with my mouth pretty much about to reach the floor she told me to run she told me to run and that she was trying to get as

many people out before things exploded so i quickly got purse, gathered the two bridesmaids that were carpooling with me and we left like the devil was after us. Mate. Wow. In their £2,000 wedding dress. Wow. Bridesmaid dresses.

Mate, I tell you, I'd have left that bitch. I'd be taking it back. I would have left that bitch behind. I checked with the other bridesmaid and all had escaped. The night I called the maid of honour to check what had happened and the tea was bad. No.

Apparently, rightfully, Josh called off the wedding, called her a few names, told off his uncle and has since left with his mates to, I hope, have the biggest single man party ever. I feel so bad for him. He's an absolute gem of a man. He apparently also told Dana and her parents that she will be paying the cancellation fees. According to Maid of Honour, Dana's father told her in front of everyone that she was paying it on her own for being a slut. Fair play. Fair enough. I thought that was the end of it.

I made the choice to separate myself from the mess until I got a call from Dana, not even an hour ago, demanding $5,000 to help her pay the cancellation fees. Bitch, be crazy. According to Dana, it was our duty as the bridal party to pay her cancellation fees. I obviously told her no and that she might as well lose my number. Fair play. I'm never speaking to this woman again.

This has been pretty much the reaction of all the bridesmaids and the maid of honor by the way maid of honor josh's older sister oh my god oh my god i would have had a fight oh God. I think I might have punched her head off. Oh, my God. So. And the uncle. Yeah. Small update. Hey, guys.

I know a lot of people want to know what happened after talking to Josh yesterday. He asked me to only say that he's okay, figuring things out and moving on. He's had a lucky escape, let's be honest. How long has that been going on? say that he's okay figuring things out and moving on we're gonna stay friends with him and his sister Dana was told that no one in the group wants to interact with her and since then it's been mostly radio silence. I can't share more about Josh's future plans as he's asked me not to. He did have a good laugh at some of the comments I've shown him and appreciates the support. the support the one detail i did get correct on for those curious was about his uncle he's the youngest brother of josh's mother and he's 55 years old i thought oh my god. Yes, just... I thought he was married into the family, but I got that detail wrong. I also found out the most disgusting detail is that the uncle knew Dana since she was a teenager.

Dana and Josh are high school sweethearts, so yeah, I kind of feel gross knowing that. Don't we all? I do wonder how long it's been going on other than that i got a major haul of cake so at least i got something good out of this mess so i finally get permission from josh to update on the situation today the fourth of the the tenth of the fourth oh oh that's really recent that's literally that's like really last week yeah yeah last week last week okay okay go go go go go going to start by saying he's doing much better he's moved out to a new place away from dana and has some of his mates as roommates. He also cut contact with his uncle, as did most of his family. He's put a pause on dating for some time,

considering Dana was his first and only girlfriend for years, so he needs time to heal. Dana has now become... hill oh bless me dana has now become persona non grata with my friends i'm not really sure what that means to you non-grat i'm i'm guessing like no one knows no one knows yeah everyone's like she's even tried to move in with one of oh she's even tried to move in with one of them without telling her by appearing at 10 p.m at night and saying you can't send me away this late at night didn't work wow don't know where she's living but i can say for sure she's absolutely without any doubt very much screwed she has four lawsuits one from josh for obvious reasons one from his sister for the dresses she bought one one from the bridesmaid she accused

of being pregnant and one from josh's uncle since apparently dana used his credit card she apparently moved with him with him after the failed wedding wow wow i mean she sounds like a piece of work i'm wow she's yeah hang on Oh, no. So, yeah, she threw away her life, and she's very much without support. I saw Dana's parents some days ago, and they haven't had any contact with her since the wedding. Wow. They are currently moving with their other daughter, 22, to another state. Hey. Could you imagine your parents just moving because they're

like no there's nothing to do with you i don't know she sounds like a right little bitch babe they probably had enough as well right as for josh's sister we've been hanging out with for a while she's actually become super tight with my friends and i We're even planning a trip sometime next year with her and her seven-year-old to Disney. And yes, we've all agreed to divide the babysitting we offered. She didn't press us to do so. Wow. What do you think of that? What do I think? I think...

What don't you think of that? I think that girl has got everything that she deserves because everybody's had enough. First of all, it's all the bullshit leading up to the wedding. Then it's the bullshit before they even found out about the uncle. Then we get on to the uncle, who, by the way, is the mum's brother, which means blood relation, first blood relation.

Yeah, I just feel like the story just kept getting worse and worse. No, not her mum, his mum. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, his mum. It's disgusting. It's the most disrespectful thing.

What about the £2,000 receipt? Honestly. Can you imagine? Literally no shame. And the whole time she's sleeping with the uncle knowing that it could all go to shit using his credit card that's what I'm saying so I mean like no shame at all so she deserves everything she gets and I've got a feeling she's gonna go for her whole life trying to find someone and going why aren't people loyal to me?

Because you're a bitch. I don't have girlfriends. I don't know why. Girls don't tend to not like me. Yes, because you're a homewrecker. There's a reason. But I actually think even though the story is gobsmacking

I think that boy has had a lucky escape. A very lucky escape. A very lucky escape. And he's going to go on to something great. But she won't. There will be massive trust issues. Oh, yeah. Fair enough. Oh, God.

Fair enough. I mean, would you think of your uncle? Well, it would be your aunt, wouldn't it? I mean, I don't think I would. Well, no, I'd move to a different state. I don't think I would ever speak to my auntie again. No. No.

And I'd be mad if any of my family were. Like, why are you supporting that? Yeah. I mean, I don't know, but I'd be mad at that because I think everyone's got the right to choose. I think if they were all there. Yeah. I mean, I just feel like, I mean, it just kept getting worse.

And worse. And worse. So, yeah, she deserves everything she gets. Brilliant, right? And he is going to be just, he's going to be fine. He's going to take some time to heal, but he is going to be all right. All right, the top one. Good.

Hold up. Back up. Yeah. Girl. Yeah. Yeah. This is a whole high tea serving right literally literally i have heard sex is good to unstress but this is a whole other level also props for josh sister woman is worth the weight in gold. Yeah. Mate, because we all know if it was us, we would have smashed

somebody's face in. Smashed, I would have ripped her head off, I'm telling you. My God. And my uncles. I'd be mad.

I would have gone full karate kid. I would have lost the plot mentally. Because I would have, my poor brother, I would have been so upset that there would be no coming back from that I probably would have ended up getting arrested

someone else would have said what I would have told everybody at the wedding in the church as well they would have been out there going there's someone in there I would have gone out and told everybody about everything like a lunatic I would oh god what else did somebody else say i mean some of the comments are great yeah but they're funny um i mean the sad part is she had all her makeup and hair done this person was really worried about that yeah that she was ready yeah about that yeah that she was ready yeah and they left and the dress and left dressed and ready so she was wearing her wedding dress for this like she literally had her wedding dress on with his uncle in her and it's so disgusting and then the other part you've got to think about

is later after the wedding they would have consummated the marriage it's just so disgusting like some people have no nothing like keeping it in the family wow what was going through her head why even Damn, she really didn't think her husband would notice that some other dude had just nutted her. That's what I'm saying. Lol, what a sloppy bride. I wonder how, what made him end up going in the room and finding them? No, the sister did.

Oh, the maid of honour. The maid of honour. Could you imagine your brother walking in? I walk in and seeing his knitted. That would have been that way. I was the maid of honour. Yeah but if you were the bride. Yeah and then it would have been my husband's sister walking in on me. Oh yeah that way. Yeah yeah yeah.

I knew what you did. You know what I meant. Yeah yeah I knew what you did. I'm like your brother. No. But what the fuck? I'm pregnant. What was that? It's gonna... It lifts.

Oh, okay. I lifted it earlier and it hasn't settled back down yet. Okay. Hold tight, everyone. We're going somewhere. Yeah. So we can fall through the floor. First of all, I would never do that. I would never do that. That's not my style. Second of all... It's not any style second of all it's not any normal style third of

all and fourth like i mean honestly i just there are no words from how she treated her bridesmaid to how she treated her future husband is like someone that she's been with since like for that many years. But what I get and I'm confused because he sounds like a like a chill guy but he was dating this crazy person and I'm confused on how it lasted so long. Because you get blinkered don't you like you know you love them and that's just how they are. I mean, except that one, yeah. Oh, I love you. But I love him. I love you. But I love him. I love him.

Yeah. And you're like, um, what? Yeah. What? Now we're like, no. What? No. No.

No, that's not how it works. Wow. What do you think of that? What don't you think of that? What do you think of that? I think that girl has got everything that she deserves.