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Episode Date: December 3, 2025

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Wow. What do you think of that? What don't you think of that? I think that girl has got everything. I mean the electric at the moment is just diabolical and then because I am having to put on the heat because it's absolutely freezing. I brought the dog through last night. It's that cold. So cold.

So God. But I can't have any heating, radiating, nothing. The whole house has to be freezing. Otherwise I would be like, ugh. See, I've been waking up in sweats, but actually, it takes a step out of my bed, I'm not fucking freezing, but in my bed for some reason, I'm just like, why, but why am I so well? Do you think it's because I've got a thick blanket on. Tell everybody what's been going on in your life? Been at work.

Boyle's not working properly. Boyle's not working properly. What is going on? I don't know. I thought it was Wednesday. Yeah, I was, my husband text me and said, what time am I doing the podcast? And I was like, shit, because we weren't ready at all. Not even, we completely both thought it was Wednesday. I had a whole day planned of cleaning, staying in and drinking Bayleys, if I'm honest. But, yeah, that didn't work out too well, did it?

That sounds so much better. It does sound good, though, didn't it? Oh, dear. Yeah, I'm, I've got another exam coming up, so I'm so. head deep in it that I have no idea what else is going on on so obviously I go to college Monday and Tuesdays Mondays I fall asleep about four in the morning Tuesdays I can't sleep at all till six seven in the morning and it's doing my heading because I'm so tired I'm like desperate to fall asleep and I just can't just fucking punch myself in the head it's too much too much

stimulation simulation stimulation stimulation my yeah I'm tired so we have chosen oh do I have five I've got my Christmas tree every weekend what my's up shut up you and send a picture okay sorry I'll do that immediately I literally have wow I haven't finished the other stuff like the year room and that but I literally I'll tell you what did happen so I got the stuff out of the cabin because that's where all my nice stuff stays in the plastic container so it doesn't get damage brought that through unpacked all of that couldn't find

the base for the tree right which I put with all the stuff then I was like did I put the base on top of the ball balls that go into the U room so I haven't got a ladder at the moment because my son's using that on a job so then I get a chair with a box on top and I'm trying to see then I took a picture of up there

because I still couldn't see and it's not up there so I'm like fuck sake anyway I order a new base and then I find the old base in the box that I had already unpacked yeah and then I was like mate but then I was like fine

whatever I've no I can't be fucked to send it back I've got a spare base so then that took ages to get the tree up instead of one day so I finally done that check the lights work and they're all working fine but it's not plugged in oh yeah it's not plugged in

it's in the corner in the lounge and then the dog tried to, you know, get the branches and I was like, don't touch the branches. Then over the bottle, and I was like, don't touch the bone world. And it's literally been like that. And then I'm like, mind my tree, mind my tree, mind my tree. So I'm over Christmas.

Already. Yeah, I'm just like, because it is something else, isn't it? It's just something else. And then I look at the, because I've got the stuff down from the unit for the U-room and I'm just like, but I've got to do it because that's where we have Christmas dinner and that. but I'm just like, mate, the effort is just not efforting.

I need to get this exam done, and then I've got, like, I think a good month before. So the 1st of December is my exam, and then it's not until the 11th of January. So then I do have a bit of time to relax and not think about it, although that's all I think about. Yeah, it's cold water system next. Oh, yeah. So, but I'm hoping I can chill out and enjoy Kirby's 40th. No, I'm going to get drunk, I think. Yeah.

I do. I feel like I need to act a fool, like a proper fool. And then wake up and go, sorry. What did they say? What did they do? Not that deep, just, oh, you know, the shame. When people start telling you, and you're like, oh. No, I don't remember.

I don't. You're lying. You're lying. I don't remember. I don't know the last time. When was I last like that? I can't even remember when I was lost like that. No.

That tells you it's been too long since I've been like, although I won't. I have a couple of drinks and that'd be it. Because I'm like, ha. But yeah, it'll be nice to get dressed up, I think, as well, because that's been a while. But yeah. Yeah.

I feel like that's all that's been going on in my life. Yeah. Apart from this weekend, I've only actually got one more weekend with my kids I know that's sad that makes me feel sad which is why the tree's got to go up this weekend

so we can enjoy as much as we can about Christmas before Christmas because I don't see my kids then until the 27th I think I think when do they go

the 17th is that when they break up yeah feels like they're gone for two weeks or is that always 10 days isn't it how come he gets 10 days it's only a two week well the thing is we're actually breaking up later than what we have previously so he's had them before not last year the year before when he had them for Christmas he actually had them for nearly two weeks how long did

they only get two weeks when do yours break up we're breaking up on the 17th but the when you say the 17th that's our last no the 18th actually Thursday the 18th half day no So, 19. Full day. Lucia's got a half day on 17. I think that will be my last until then. Oh, I don't know. Maybe I get three weeks.

Maybe they're my last two. Harry reckons it's then they break up. That would be. Oh no, yeah. Yeah. All the schools are finishing that week at some point. Yeah. Whereas previous year, not year last year, year before.

They ended up breaking up, I think it was like the 14th or the 15th. Right. And we were like, oh, brilliant. And I'm like, yeah, it's not my Christmas week though. So you always break up then. Yeah. And then he's got them all the way until then. Yeah. So you've only got them until... They go back to school. On Monday. Which is fifth? The Monday, yeah, I think so. Monday the fifth. So you've got them just under a week? No. One, two, three.

Got them for a week. Yeah, a week each. No, he's got them more. Maybe the same. I can't do the maths. Too much maths. Too much algebra. I still don't know what the fuck it is.

I've got to now find the one-eighths and the one-sixths and I'm like, and your mum? How about your mum? Is she in there? Is she in this canculation somewhere? It's a cunculation. It's a cunculation. My children wrote booms on my,

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That's the real real real.com to get your $25 off. The realreel.com. Like a wink, you'd make me laugh. Oh, the shit. I was told you I was all hyper. Right, so we have random stories. Did we say hello yet?

No. All right, sorry. But I'm just telling them. True, yeah. Yeah, random stories. And then you can introduce. Okay. Hello, everyone.

and welcome to middle-aged opinion. Thank you. Tell me how this goes. Thank you. You're doing it a year and a half. Is it a year and a half? About that? It'll be two years.

April. Yeah, faculty. So we're nearer two years. We're nearer two years of having that chat, that little drunk chat of, I need some money. While we were peeing. And we were like,

while we were peeing in the toilet. I'm so depressed. That was February, eh? Yeah, it was. It was. And then I rang you, didn't I about a week later? I've got an idea. I know what we're doing.

I've got an idea. Okay. And it's been like that since. Yeah. But yeah, I think... We can do that. Because we're so overwhelmed with everything, overstimulation is too much over simulies.

I have never been so oversimulated. That we were like... I mean, I don't know about you, but me, I've been like, I don't know if we should continue to do this. Do you know what I mean? But I actually feel like things are moving. So I'm like, keep going. Keep going.

Things are moving. You won't have to be. a slave to people forever. You will have your own slaves. What do you think? I'm with you. Yeah. I've had moments of maybe we just need a little break just so we can concentrate on some things that are really happening right now. Yeah. Yeah. And then I'm like, but I will actually miss you. And I would miss you. But the thing is as well, babe, if we actually stop and think about it, it's literally a couple of hours once a week. Yeah. Don't get me wrong, I know you've got the editing and that sort of thing,

but only it's what, five hours total, call it. And I'm just like, but the minute we're together, I'm like, ha, ha, I'm like so happy about it. Yeah. But it's hard, guys, especially with everything that's going on. Yeah. But you, your support. With both foot kids, with both of the households to run.

Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah. But with your support and the growing support we seem to be getting, it's just, I'm just like. You are, yeah, you are my driving force right now, where I'm like, no, they are showing up for us. We have to show up for them. We have to show up. And I do hope that you find us funny because we're fucking hilarious.

True that. Don't make it gay. It is messaging day. My friend Chey and said to me at college, she goes, can you take some pictures for me? I went, what for? L-O-L. She goes, because I'm thinking they're starting a TikTok, and I was like, it's not a bad, idea. I think you said that to me when I started the primer. I was like, it's a good idea.

So anyway, so I'm taking some pictures of her and I was like, stop making it gay. And then I was like, let me get some candid shots of you. And she was turning away doing her thing. I was like, like fucking four hundred, you know what I'm like. I get proper camera happy. And then I took it, we done a LCS frame, a still frame. It's really difficult and we never use it. But they're making us do it anyway blood blisters people yeah anyway um and she went can you take a picture and i was like yeah so i took some nice picture of me i'm like hanging off a pole with my with my brave i know i get uncomfortable in those situations and hanging off the pole made you feel so much safer it actually made me feel so much better because she was like ha

she thinks i might have ADHD or something don't know why she thinks don't know why she thinks that Right, let me introduce. Did I do it? I can't, half did it, didn't I? Yeah, you started chatting. Yeah, well, you started chatting. No, I didn't.

I feel like you did. When you watch it back, I feel like you'll see that you did. I'll cut it out, you'll never know. Hello, everyone, and welcome to Middle-aged opinion. I'm your host, Ellie. I'm your host, Emily. And today, we are looking at any random shit we fancy today. Yeah, because we both forgot.

Yeah, because it's been Wednesday all day. I agree. It is definitely Wednesday. I'm pretty sure I had three Mondays this. week as well but you know it is wednesday i don't care what anybody says i'm like it's new weekend guys not know that today is friday yeah we are here the weekend has a row have you got am i doing four or what i've got four i don't care i can do four okay either who or why i don't mind i did four in the last one so shall i do four i've got some i've got two really gross ones

so i'm going to start with one yes really gross one yeah yeah so I definitely know I think no I'm saying I think now so I don't know I'll let you know as a go yeah I'll shut up yeah but if you want to throw an extra one in

throw it in right slutty confessions because that's where I'm at I enjoy it I can't lie I think it's funny get your tits up for the lads

whoop it's quite painful at the minute and what is it ovulating I can't do it No, right. My friend told me she never gives her... Sorry. Oh, you're thinking about my tits?

Or your tits? She's thinking about my tics. Sorry, I didn't mean to do that. My friend told me she never gives her husband blow jobs. So now I suck him off weekly. My friend, I'll call Sarah, told me that she never gives her husband, call him Chris, blow jobs. She said that it's been four or five years since the last.

one. She said that he told her it's bar none his favourite thing about sex, but she doesn't really enjoy it and added that she liked the control aspect of not giving him what he wants. Three things came to into my mind almost immediately. Immediately. One, I thought that that was pretty fucked up, that she would deny him what he craves most of all. just to be controlling. Two, Chris was pretty handsome. Three, I'm a total blowjob slut. It's on a resume.

About a month ago, Sarah made her confession. We were all hanging out late one night, drinking at a mutual friend's house in the backyard. Sarah left early to relieve the babysitter and Chris stay for a while. When Chris went into the house for more beer, I made my excuses to go inside two. I cornered Chris in the kitchen. Without a word, I started rubbing his crotch.

I hate that word. I don't like that word. Crotch. He got hard instantly. I pulled him into the guest room. Hang on a minute. Chris. No, we can judge Chris after the story.

He got hard instantly. No, no. I pulled him into the guest room. Don't pull me into the guest room. Just down the hall. and made quick work of my task. I dropped to my knees, pulled out his cock

and gave this guy the most mind-bending blow job I could master. He came in less than two minutes. Wasn't that mind-blowing? I swallowed his come and just smiled. He swallowed all of his children.

Just smiled at him and walked out. Shouldn't even wipe her mouth? Dirty bitch. He checked me the following day and after a short back and we set up another meetup. This time he was going to the grocery store

for a few things around 9pm. I met him, sorry, in the parking lot, blew him in his car and left. Want to find a way to give back this holiday season, but not sure how? GoFundMe.com right now and start a GoFundMe. It's easy.

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This is essentially what our relationship has turned into. We never fuck, we never kiss, he never touches me anywhere. I just suck his dick a couple of times each week. I always meet him either somewhere that's on his way home from work or that he's, or if he's out doing errands, we possibly meet up or this will stop us from getting caught. I don't need anything reciprocal from him. I get enough dick from other guys that I don't need his, honestly. Just doing this with his, with his turn. And it turns me. on enough that I love doing it. Am I a bad friend? She's just doing a bit for the community, isn't she really?

Making sure you don't stray. Can you imagine? That dick's been in her mate's fadge. Yeah. And then into her mouth. Yeah. She is one of the worst people on earth. Although she's got Moxie.

Can you imagine just walking up to someone, getting the dick out, and sucking it and then be like, hang at it, back to the pot. It's the swallowing for me. I've got your children inside me. My mother-in-law once told my late wife, Hun, if he doesn't get it at home, he'd get it somewhere else. You know, it's always the guys in the comment. Best girl ever.

I love them. I love the boys' comments. And this is, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. A girl put, and this is why I never overshare with my friends. I mean, people are like, you go, go, go, girl. You've got cheerleaders here. I mean, I'm not okay with it. I'm not okay with it.

I'm not okay with it. But I'm not into any type of cheating and she's the worst kind of friend and he's the worst kind of partner. A bad friend, literally best friend ever. Chris is, okay, Chris is not my friend. Sarah is a friend. my friend, I have now sucked her husband's cock probably 20 times behind her back. Not a great friend. If you know you're not a great friend, why are you asking? You're a slut. You're the worst.

You are the worst. And it will come out. The most untrustworthy of people. Yeah. Nobody, when that comes out, not one of your friends will trust you to be in a room with their partner. No. Ever. Ever. because I bet that girl is I bet they're really really good friends or were really really good friends and just because you don't agree with her not giving her husband blow jobs doesn't mean you should step in and take it that's his choice yeah at the end of day he can stay or he can she she didn't say I don't let him eat chicken and rice she said I don't like sucking his cock yeah completely I don't stop him putting it up my ass yeah I just don't suck it I hope he had

I hope he does. I hope he did before she's up to it. Yeah, I hope he gets off on that idea. It's all going to come out. Oh. It's all going to come out. It's all going to end in tears. I hope she gets pink eyes. I think gross.

I mean, that would be funny. Serves her right. It would. They are going to get seen or caught by someone and everybody's life. What's the matter, babe? I've got such an itchy throat. Oh, do you know what? I've really got bad brush at the moment.

Oh no. Can you get that in the mouth? What chlamydia? think you can but he wouldn't get that because that means she would have had to have it as well or she's getting dick she's getting dick elsewhere which means he she potentially could be putting that's what i hear you or HPV you know that's like a big STD that's transmitted from men's wee whee whee's into the women it's a whole it's a whole kettle of the fish mate come i don't know if it's got put another you you were into that story

she liked that one. I was just like, mate. It's always the same story though, in it? I like it. Okay, so I am in Am I the Arsole? Okay. Pregnant girlfriend doesn't want to move in with me.

This is an update. Now, I couldn't find the original because we're having Reddit issues with me. Yeah. But I feel like the update gives you enough to understand what's going on. Right. So that's why I stuck with it. it. So those of you that called me a man child or said she doesn't want to move in with

you because you're a man baby. I feel like I read the other one. It's ringing, yeah. It's giving me something where I'm like man child. We say that. Can get bent. Oh. For everyone else, thanks for encouraging me to actually get to the bottom of this. We have bred this one. I feel like I have. You, I feel like you have read this. This is the next bit of it. Yeah. It's ringing like the alarm bells. I feel like I know it. Yeah. Because he was a manchild in that statement as well.

Yeah. Oh, there's just another one because there is a few. It's probably the one getting thick sucked. I had a serious eye-opening talk with her last night over the phone. I asked her straight up what the real reason was that she didn't want to move in with me. If she needed space, a duplex or a house with a finished basement. would have we it would have solved that but she kept giving excuses like i like my house better or it's more of a privacy thing so i asked her if there was someone else if she was seeing someone on the side

is is she cheating on me she said it's not cheating because whatever she does on me days is none of my business and that was our deal no questions no communications on these days I was honestly shocked that was supposed to be about

alone time not meeting other guys she just repeated that what she does on those days is none of my business it's not what you've read before remember she's pregnant pregnant girlfriend okay see when we go in here so I asked her if the real reason she wanted privacy was to stay close to this guy is he the dad she said he's not the dad

he had a vasectomy years ago like that's supposed to make me feel better meanwhile I've been cooking for her and filling her fridge for those me days basically helping her to see someone else. I asked how long this has been going on and she said on and off maybe two or three years and before that it was another guy. I told her we never agreed to see other people and she said it's not her fault I misunderstood

and that she clearly said no communication or questions on those days. So I told her we're done. I'm going to see a lawyer and we need to do a test to make sure the baby is mine. She said, all my talk about being there for her during the pregnancy was bullshit. Huh? I told her I don't owe her anything anymore. My only responsibility is to the baby if it's mine and she can ask her other partner to step up.

I'm so angry and frustrated. I can't believe I didn't see this coming. I agree with him 100%. First of all, you need to determine are you the father before anything else and I mean, obviously the context of the me days

is difficult to grasp what that means but I'm assuming they've established that they have a couple of days a week where they don't see talk or breathe in each other's direction for space which I think is really unhealthy to start with anyway.

It's bizarre. It's very bizarre. But, you know, whatever They each to their own, but yeah, she obviously is having sex with multiple people. She's got herself pregnant and you're the daddy, according to her, but are you the daddy? I'm with him. Yeah, so am I. What did Renit say?

You know, like, we've started off with this man being called a man child. Yeah. And now it's like, hang on a minute. Yeah, yeah. Hang on a minute. He's having a hissy fit over something that actually he's got every ride being in and his because I think he's probably gone in and been like, I've asked for these days and everyone's like,

she's not being bad child. It was about she didn't want to move in with him. She's pregnant with his baby, but she didn't want to move in with him. What did Reddit say? I mean, that's just... Hang on. Someone says, I'm sorry.

I just can't believe it. She still thinks it's my fault. Of course she does. She can do no wrong. She's perfect and deserves everything. you're well rid of my friend she knows the kid probably isn't yours but you'd be the better provider lawyer up this is what I'm saying loads and loads of replies back yeah well she's clearly in that job honestly how how bizarre the whole relationship started I don't know what

they thought was going to happen but it was never ever going to be something normal it wasn't I mean if some if my partner said a couple days a week I'm going to have some me time because I need my space and stuff like that and then I was like oh oh okay no contact I'd be like that's the bizarre part for me like I get it

do you know what I mean I actually no sorry I don't I'm sorry but no I don't I don't get this whole me days whatever if you're in a relationship you're in a relationship if you're not in a relationship you're not if you're seeing someone that's acceptable behaviour but if you're in a relationship

I'm sorry that comes with those days where you need space and you can do that in the same space to have your own space. Yeah. I think it's I don't think it's... Or you go out with your girlmates, didn't you for the day and have some time away. And that would be your day. Do you know what I mean? Or I'm going away this month with the girls for a weekend.

That would be like a normal a normal thing. What is that noise? No wait, stop. There you go. What is it over? You share a ball with what? The upstairs flat. What are they doing? Rolling trucks up and down.

Can't be working at this time a night. Could be mopping his floor, I don't know. 9 o'clock at night, mate. Yeah. That's right. I'm used to it. See, he's tap dancing.

He liked big blow job scoring. Right. I think I'm just going to... What shall I do next? Shall I do the affair one or shall I do the deep thinking one? Let's do the deep thinking. Being emotionally intelligent, this is deep thoughts, that is the Reddit, yeah?

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and to think of your own comfort. I just thought it was deep. I liked it. It is. And I think, I mean, I can relate to some of that. So can I, 100%. Because we do it on a day. In fact, you know, this is nothing against,

men but I will definitely say that a lot of women definitely if you're if you're running and you're holding the whole family and whatever it definitely men do as well but I can definitely you're just picking the pieces from everyone else and you're trying to just hold all the shit together yeah it's a deep one and I liked it right top comment this is the best thing I've read today I mean I enjoyed it because I was like they're not wrong it's exhausting massively Oh my God, yes. I keep re-reading it because I was like, did I miss something, but it's just hit so much. I feel this on a whole new level. I agree. This is the diamond in the rough. Every sentence makes sense. But yeah, everyone's like, I can relate to that. Yeah, really resonate with it. That's just exhausted people, isn't it? Yeah. Just exhausted of picking up all the pieces. But we spoke about that last week when you come round. And I was just winging. it's because we do it all the time and you're right it's second nature you don't think about it no you just do it that's a lie actually i do think about it probably more but probably more now because

you reflect on it now but back especially when your kids were younger yeah you just do it don't you and you get things done you know i was speaking to and other people come in at you and you're like just keep it quiet it just we don't want the drama yeah keep it going and you just that's what I was speaking to Cheyenne and it's funny, like, she was telling me some personal stuff. You know, we're getting to know each other. And I said to how I went, it's interesting because, you know, for a long time, I have lived and done for other people. And now what I'm doing in my life, the podcast, this plumbing stuff, is actually all about me. It's for me.

And I don't know if that is why I'm feeling the stress more because my nervous system is used to running and doing for other people. that feels controlled, whereas when you're doing something and you really want that stuff to happen, your nervous system is trying to prepare you for the worst all the time, but you're pushing forward and going, no, actually I want this instead of doing it for everybody else. I hope that makes sense. It makes sense to me. And I do, like, I do agree with that. I feel like, because I'm on for chat, GCPT, and I was like, why have I got so much anxiety about this course? because before when I've done stuff I've never had so much anxiety

and it is the same answer it is because I'm doing it for me which holds more weight than when you do stuff for other people because you will make that happen no matter what whereas this time you're fighting for yourself I want to find a way to give back this holiday season but not sure how

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Yeah, which might resonate with people. Okay. Okay, so I'm still with Am I the Arsor. For not wanting to meet up with a friend to help with the baby. Let me hear. I'm like, ooh. Again, we can resignate. No, no, I'm definitely busy.

Yeah, busy that week. Right. So I female. Had a friend, or have a friend, sorry, she hasn't lost her friend. Have a friend is also female. Yeah. Who had a nine-month-old baby. Yeah.

We are not that super close, but we become friends around two years ago. We both work seasonal jobs, so winter is the time to relax, six months, no days off work. She was pregnant last winter and we were going out for walks and coffees many times. We were playing board games and just had a nice time. In the summer we didn't have time to meet up. We only saw each other twice a week at work. Yes, she went to work after two months but it is a long story and not my business. Now the season is over and at some point,

she saw my partner and asked him when will he send me to her. He said to text me and ask, as it's none of his business, she texts me and asked to meet on a certain day. It turned out that her baby had the doctor's appointment and she needed my help. I did help, but I couldn't help but feel that I was being used, especially after I told her that I'm leaving on the 20th of the month and she said that it's a shame because her baby is going to see the doctor again and I wouldn't be able to help. Today she texts me and asked if we could meet up on Monday. Before I said yes, she texts that she had a hairdresser's appointment and I will stay with the baby. I honestly saw red. She doesn't text me to meet up just for

coffee but only when she needs my help with others she just goes out and that's it i speak with my partner and he told me that he and that he told me that he told me that he told me last year that she's using me sorry i thought i was reading it yes yeah and he doesn't like it right now she is alone and i get the need for help but i can't help but feel that she's just using me. I told her that I had planned and wouldn't be able to meet. I said that to my other friend and she said that I'm an asshole since she is so alone and has nobody close. I think she could have asked another person and now she's with her parents in another town and she could have actually left the child with them to go to her head

her hairdresser there. So am I the asshole? No, she's using her for childcare. Yeah, I feel like that too. She's using her for childcare. She doesn't want her company. She wants her to look after the baby. I mean, quite honestly, she's leaving the baby with a rando. Basically. And I get it. It's hard. It's hard raising kids, but you can't go out and do that stuff if you don't have childcare. It's not her responsibility to look after your baby. If you you don't want to hang out with her, don't make her come and you turn up to hang out and then you're like, right, I'm off now, I'll be back at six, look after Erica. Erica?

That's a random name. That's a random name. No, I'm out. The first name in your head. It's because I'm watching real housewives of Beverly Hills. She's a housewife, Erica. Is that your favourite housewife? I do quite like her.

She's involved in a lot of scandals though. I need to make sure it's not true before I'm decided. I'm not there yet. I've got to decide if it's true. I'm not sure yet but yeah she's using her and that's not fair

so I agree I don't think she's an arso if I make think she's an arso she can go and watch the kid yeah yeah people are like not the arsale she chose to have a child and it's not

your fault that she's apparently doing it alone she's not being a friend she's just being a user don't feel bad that you don't want to spend your time taking care of her baby so she can go and get her hair done. If you value her friendship,

then you can have an honest conversation with her and let her know how you feel and see if she behaves differently. It sounds like this is not the only way in which she was being a taker, and sometimes we have to recognise when a relationship friendship has run its course and it sounds like this one has.

Yeah, it has. sometimes that's okay sometimes you're in different different places in your life and sometimes it kind of just breaks down mm-hmm next person's like set boundaries um baby's not your everyone's like not the arselle she's not I don't think she is the arsehole quite honestly I just don't know how her friend has warranted her an arse if she knows her she's like oh you could just go look after the baby that's not her job

it'll be her job when she has our own kids Right. So I was like, bye-bye, Felicia. Yeah. Bye-bye, Felicia. Right. As one after infidelity. One.

As one. You said one, right? One. One. One. Yeah. After infidelity. Feeling hopeless.

Six months ago, D-Day. The past seven months has been rough after D-Day. Husband wanted... What's D-Day? Dick-air. Okay. Husband wanted to, your mum. Yeah, that's what it is. It's all about your mum. You fuck my flow. Husband wanted to stay together and try to make it work. He agreed to marriage counselling. The first two months, I felt like he really wanted to stay and make it work.

He just didn't want to talk about the infidelity. He barely opened up during that time. It wasn't until the third month that he started to reveal a few things to me. He went to five marriage counsellor sessions with me and opened up a bit more. Summer was stressful for him at work, so he didn't go to the marriage counselling with me as much. We got into heated arguments after he disclosed some information to me. It just made the whole It just made the whole thing difficult I just didn't realise how bad it was

going to affect me mentally Once the initial shock passed Reality set in He quit marriage counselling back in August Hasn't been wearing his ring He never wore a ring throughout our 12 years of marriage anyway I asked him to start wearing one after D-Day so I'm assuming he's the one that had the affair he agreed but stopped he said that

marriage counselling is pointless because I am never going to get over it she's never going to get over it yeah he doesn't want to talk about the affair or her anymore just wants us to focus on the present moment he has been honest with me recently about how he has been feeling about our marriage throughout our marriage, that my CPDSD, that's complex post-traumatic stress disorder, mental health issues, and now help has taken a toll on him and doesn't want to deal with it anymore. He is leaving it up to me if I stay or if I go out of the marriage. That is my decision now. I felt like he barely disclosed during the past six months when I wanted to ask him questions.

just say that he didn't remember or get defensive. I would have to ask multiple times before he would open up or provide some additional proof. If it has taken a toll on me mentally, it has taken a toll on him. He just doesn't want to deal with this anymore and refuses to get professional help for himself. There you go. Yeah, he's checked out. Oh, that is literally what my brain says. He's literally saying, oh, I don't want to deal with your problems and I don't want it. So we're not going to talk about it. So you can stay if you want, but it's your choice. But shut the fuck up. But if you choose to stay with me, we don't talk about what I did to you. Right. 100% he's done. Like she's done. She's going to just blame it all on her if she stays. She needs to

leave. He's also going to cheat again because of his attitude. He's not even remorseful. He's checked out. He's not interested. He's not interested. He's not interested. He's not interested in fixing anything. Not himself, not the relationship. Nothing. He did nothing wrong at the end of the day. That's where it's going to come to. Yeah, it'll be her fault. The top comment, I hope he does respond to the top comment, but let's decide whether I read that or not. Okay. My husband stonewalled me in a similar manner for a year. I decided to leave him. As I walked to the car, he suddenly decided that he had nothing left to lose and he told me the truth. It was brutal and it happened in June 24. He confessed to another affair I never suspected.

Come on. I'm still trying to recover because he continues to Stonewall after that. I left him in June this year, I'm a shoot, yeah, 2025 for three weeks, demanded he figured it out because I was done with these bullshit. He got therapy and began actually doing work. He needs to work on himself and do repairs. It's very hard. Seven months is early on. Recovery takes about two to five years after, I mean, who can be fucked? I can't even be bobbed to read that. Opie does respond. I found out about their relationship through AP. He denied several things that AP shared with me. I'm going to have to Google quickly what AP is. Sorry, so I know what acronym it is. AP. AP. What is that called?

A.P. slang? I know my kid's doing that. Oh, affair partner. Fuck sake. Of course it is. I found out through the affair partner. A fair partner shared with me. I've asked him several times about Pacific trips he made with her back and forth.

He just kept answering. He didn't know or didn't remember. I had to reach out to another, to other people to get answers. Then he started talking, but he still denies that he slept with her. Come on now, people. Although I know at least that this was an emotional affair. I'm not going to read what else you put. At the end, this man is done.

It sounds like she's making excuses. Of course she is. That's what they do. Oh, it was an emotional affair, so it's kind of a while. Yeah, it's not all right. It's not. And it's done. It's as simple as that.

You are completely finished, completely finished. And if you stay, he will do it again because of the way he's treating you in this moment. It tells me... If that was an emotional affair, the next one will be a physical one. I don't know if I believe if someone cheats, they'll never cheat again. I do believe that there are incidents where people won't cheat again. But I don't know. genuine mistakes but how do you make those genuine mistakes don't tend to go on for months

and months and months but how do you make a genuine mistake I think I think there is a real thing about getting caught up in moments but also accidentally slip on a dick but oh hold on but there are also those getting caught up in a moment caught up in a moment could be a kiss I reckon okay but I think in the whole end up sleeping with each other there would be a point in that where you go whoa hang on yeah like realisation would kick it of course it would and do you think all those people should confess to their partners if it was a slip-up if it was a genuine thing yeah yeah but even if it wasn't I feel like you should you should have enough respect to go I've done this to you I know I'm going to hurt you

I've done it. Yeah, I feel like it should be the person that's done the deed it shouldn't be in their hands to whether that person stays with you or not. Yeah, they should be able to make that decision after said effects or cheat or adultery, whatever.

If you hurt someone in whatever way, you don't get to then hold the playing cards. No. You need to be clean. Yeah. And then actually it's in the other person. person's cool. It's just terribly sad, isn't it? The fact that she's still hanging on and the way that he's treating her is like she's the one that had the affair and that I think that's

what's pissing me off the mind. That's where it will be a that's you push me to it. That's what that's literally, yeah, that's literally how he's behaving like she's done something outrageous and he's had an affair because she's a scene next Tuesday and that's not what's happening here at all. No. And because he's shutting it down, he's like, right, that's enough. I'm not talking about it no more. But he hasn't given her what she needs. No. Of course he has it. Because I think... Yeah, because to know the full context...

He doesn't respect her enough. To tell her. But if he gives her the full context... She'll leave him. You reckon? Or she might be able to make an... I don't think she will. I think...

But at least the person then makes an informed decision. And I think if you decide to cheat, which we've said to friends, if you decide to cheat and... Or say you've been cheated on and you decide to stay with said person, you don't get to bring it up either. You even make a decision. to move on and move forward or you don't and it's as simple as that I've said that to a friend before so you can't keep going on and on every time you get drunk and have a row and bring it up because

you made decisions to stay move on that I've done that decision I've done that decision and then laid it to bed I never had any sort of closure I had no information he didn't give me he treated you like this he did that yeah and then what you made a decision to shut it down and move I shut it down, but actually what happened in that shutdown of because I had no real explanations. I just had blames. Yeah, of course, you. Yeah, yeah. Not great.

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That's gofundme.com. G-O-F-U-N-D-M-E.com. This is a commercial message brought to you by GoFundMe. Yeah, and just so you know, when I crack jokes and stuff, that's just how I deal with stuff, yeah? Yeah, leave me be. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, am I the arse off?

Yes, immediately yes. For not wanting my brother to hold my baby. Oh, I don't know. Let's see why. I'm 19 and due very soon. The baby could be here any day. I live with my parents currently and I'm a single mom. My whole pregnancy, my brother, 17, almost 18, has been

hitting, shoving, elbowing, pushing me, etc. And he's throw my baby stuff, said stuff about the unborn baby and so on. I'm scared to let him hold or be alone with the baby once he's born. Am I in the wrong? My parents say I can't use my baby as a pawn because I'm upset with my brother. But honestly, I just don't feel safe with the idea of him being around my baby alone or holding him. So am I the arseal? There is an edit. She's not being an asshole. He's behaving erratic. And I'd be frightened as well that he's hitting her and she's pregnant. The parents are modicotally and this kid. Do you get it? Jokes, mate. Little fucking shit deserves a nut. Edit. To everyone saying, just move on, I'm trying, but I had to quit work very early in my pregnancy because of being extremely high risk and extremely ill in the first trimester.

I've been in and out of ER in hospital 10 times already. I'm going to try to find work ASAP after the baby's born. even thinking about applying for jobs at the two week mark after he's born I'm trying my best and for those who've brought up the baby daddy he's much worse I haven't had contact with him since I was 20 weeks and found out he had an ongoing court case for shaking a baby oh my god is that it that's the end of her edit so people are having a go at her her brother is displaying some really concerning behaviours yeah and they're calling her out telling her to move on and with

all due respect it's your baby you get to choose you do get to choose what's going on with the parents they're all like oh don't elbow your sister in the stomach they're also to blame yeah move on babe he's just joking oh i want the comment just just in with you no it's unacceptable behaviour. Top comment is, this is concerning, very concerning. Thank you. Don't ever leave him alone with the baby or anyone that may give the baby to him to hold

like your parents. 100%. Move out as quickly as you can. Not the arsele. This is dangerous for you and the baby. 100%. There's a lot of, there's more replies. I'm glad that people are recognising that this is, I mean, that's almost a full grown man.

that is a big you know my kids could take me now they're 19 and 70 yeah and they're like six foot yeah punching and kicking me i'd be battered mate uh someone says move out your brother doesn't sound right in the head he doesn't and the parents aren't shutting that down op will have no support or safety dong i just turned down dang dang dang dang dang dang I can't read that. I just turned 18. Who in their right mind would be throwing around a pregnant lady's stuff, especially baby stuff, because I know a lot of that stuff is expensive. I'm hoping that once he sees a new life, he becomes more responsible and doesn't drop the baby like I did.

Come on, Neil. When I was four. Although I dropped it purposely on the bed and still got scolded at. I mean you know it's interesting because I think if she reached out is it to CPS or social services they would move her I don't know where she's from but this is a safeguarding issue because her brother's behaviour like she needs to start documenting the behaviour but don't leave the baby with him not the arse or not the arse or protect yourself and the baby I mean I want to put it a little bit down to sibling stuff but I can't because she's pregnant And she said she's high risk as well.

Yeah. Do your parents actually understand that assault, what assault is and that this is illegal? I mean, that's next level. But you're right. It's bad, babe. It's really bad. And, yeah, it's quite disgusting behaviour, really, isn't it? Right.

Moving on. I'm going to finish us off with a happy one. Please do. I haven't read it I found it because I thought I'd saved the one that I saved but I didn't save it so here we go bear with

okay this is from Slatey Confessions Yeah First Big Dick experience I was only supposed to look I was only supposed to look She obviously fell on it I 25 female have a Big Dick Curiosity

LOL I hate what I say had big feet and tripped over it actually started when my hubby and i were dating he showed me porn for the first time and i was just so surprised by how big the guys were in the video when hubby and i married i finally confessed i was very embarrassed about it hesitated and obviously shy but a little bit surprised because hubby said it would be so hot seeing you hold something like that. Since then,

he has gotten me some bigger dildos as a way of teasing me and I played with them a few times in front of Hubby. Even more so when he's at work. Literally.

Not going to lie, it was very liberating. Ah! So she's went, ah. A month back, Hubby told me he had been

talking with a guy and hubby was okay if I saw it my eyes widened and then I broke out in laughter I thought hubby was playing around but he was serious we discussed it I was a little reluctant but curiosity quickly took over and I told hubby I will only look hubby teased you can touch it fucking hell so a month back we met the guy at this adult store they had a few arcades looked like a sketchy place the guy was already in the back room laid down the day we brought our token went to the back but into his stall porn was playing hubby introduced me he said hi my face was burning at this point but I slyly let out a, huh. He didn't talk much. He sat down, took off his pants, and his dick came into view.

Our eyes met a few times as he stroked his dick. Good boy. Calm down. I saw it grow. It was big. My body took over. over, I covered my mouth with my hands and giggled. Her. She was right and all the laugh.

I know. At one point, he asked if I wanted to do something. I shook my head. No, she didn't say, Daddy. No. I'm just looking. I'm just looking. I'm just here to look.

That's nice. I replied, hubby. How you doing? How you're doing? Hubby nudged me and told me to touch it. Touch it. Come on, go.

That was on damn. I didn't move until hubby nudged me again. He said it was okay. I waited a few seconds. I think I did that. I think I did that to mentally prepare myself. I reached out and finally touched the guy. His dick was so hard.

Huh. I had that she putt in. My hands barely gripped all of him. Before I got the chance to move back, he grabbed my hands and motioned me to stroke it. Down boy, down. I laugh softly. Making sure we weren't being heard.

Since the guy was sitting and I was bending over stroking him, he told me to get on his knees. It will be easier, he said. I lost track of time maybe five to ten minutes that I was on my knee stroking him he complimented me told me that I was hot and loved my hands I felt so naughty at this point I know I was wet I was horny the guy suddenly asked me to just kiss the tip sorry now going to lose where I was the kiss the tip I giggled

and ended up letting go of his dick which then slammed on the floor I looked up at hubby and he smiled before shrugging again clarifying that I was so horny at this point I kind of lost some sense I slowly leaned over and instead of kissing

took his head in my mouth I left off a I let out a growl and said something along to the lines of oh my God yes

while it was in her mouth he finally told me to suck him I didn't hesitate I ended up sucking him for however long it took when he came I let go quickly

scooted back, I didn't want his come on me. We quickly said goodbye. Bye. I know he wanted more, but Hubby rushed me out of there. As we were walking out of the place, I finally let my racing heart go. We quickly drove off for about a mile before Hubby pulled over. We couldn't believe that, that had just happened. after calming down we finally got back on the road

let's just say I kept my mouth my hubby's dick for most of the draw oh she put her home she sucked his dick on the way home well I don't know what to say about that one but two consent in adults three consent in adults hit the fact that she just kept putting them in there just look

ha just excellent but yeah I mean free consenting adults fine I'm good with this one I'm happy

they're happy about the story what is the token we go behind a curtain I don't know so he approached a guy or they were in the urinal and he saw that he had a big wong

and then he was like did you say wong Wong big wong would you go to this shot with me and let my wife lick your knob it's all very

um she just wants to see it can she can my wife eyeball your knob I'm not looking nah um it's not for me but I enjoyed the story you had consent in adults three of them and it seems to be your husband's are you sure your husband's not interested in the big dick I don't know what to say Curiosity Project, just created a monster, a very wet, very engaged monster. Ha ha, ha, ha. Things to consider, you're a wonderful slut. Don't be shy about it.

Your husband's a little kinky. He thinks it's hot to see you play with Big Dick. Use that for both y'all's pleasure. Maybe he can play with you while he's watching. cool with that whatever it goes on and on okay thanks for the insight we're exploring and finding more about each other I'm sure you are why do you give her an accent I don't know I think she's from Georgia I think when she left she left like this ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha thank you for the inside I'm not looking at your wee-wee-wee

My mama told me never look at somebody's peepy. Is that torture? I don't know. I feel like I'm good at you. I should add that to the resume. Yes, ma'am. But yeah. Teethy-he-hi-hi.

We're exploring and finding out more about each other. This experience did intensify our little lovemaking. Oh, that wasn't nice for a couple of weeks or so. Hubby and I want that excitement. Again, I'm sure you do it. It's going to go further and further and further. Yeah, it's going to get a hand. Yeah.

Well, they're going to have no. Yeah, it's going to be a four-hander. It is. And I think hubby wants it. You invested. Yeah, I just, yeah. No, I'm fine. I'm fine with this one.

You do, you, boo. It was a great one to end with. I didn't know where it was going to go. That's why some... In her mouth. It's a shame that I can't read properly because sometimes it's nice to be surprised. Surprise, Dick.

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