Middle-aged opinion - "BENEATH THE MOON'S GLOW, SHADOWS COME TO LIFE."
Episode Date: October 1, 2025Hello everyone and happy spooky month is that time of year again when we do nothing but ghost stories and paranormal activity for the entire month we hope you enjoy today's podcast and the whole spook...y season that's upon us#Halloween #Paranormal #SpookySeason
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Wow.
What do you think of that?
What don't you think of that?
I think that girl has got everything that you do.
I'm assuming the light is still okay.
The light is spooky.
Yeah.
Just go move on in a little bit closer.
Oh, hi.
Hi.
Hi.
All right.
Alright.
Right.
It's not about you.
It's not...
Ever.
She spat something out.
What are you too cheery?
And so he's licking it up.
Why are you chewing?
What did you find?
She didn't like it though, put it that way.
He's been sucking a bit of cloth and spitting it back out and sucking it again.
I'm all right with that.
What did you find, you dickhead?
Even he's like, what was it?
Kennet.
If we're all intrigued, we all want to know.
It was like, well, I should.
going on what is it you did press the cord didn't ya oh yeah I can't find the thing
I can't find it imagine is all deleted why are you talking like that way oh wow right I've got
my ball for today sweet I can't find don't judge me I'm an excellent singer and especially
compared to your mother Hattie I can't sing we're aware of this though no one is
She's judging me.
Don't be judging it now.
They do judge though, don't they do?
All right, I know, but we don't want to talk about it.
Forgive me, Norfolk, I've seen again today.
Judging.
At an hourly rate.
Fuck sake, I'm a little bit...
I'm a little bit...
Oh, hang on.
your dog does not relax you know that no because every time she does your dog
sits on her yeah but he's not though is he not right now but if she sits
down she'll get up there and look to me I think she's got a crush it's just
a little crush now they got me every time we turn we should born with a band
the next uh they've got the next date in for james's thing is the DJ DJ
is not Australian why are you busy I get the kids back that day oh sweet when the
27th of December day after boxing day I'm like can't do that and they're like can't
you just give it like no I feel like I feel like I'll be burnt out from Christmas on that
Christmas box day then it's that day so Christmas obviously
is Christmas boxing day I'm not with it I don't have the kids so I'm a little bit
of a boxing day I take down all my decorations and oh I can't because I got to have
I've got to wait until 27 I had my you you problem um 27th I'm not very supportive
oh sorry oh no better did that help you no because the 27th is going to be my Christmas
day you think it oh would that be lovely yay oh no what are you going to do turkey
Yeah, I do that for a lot.
Okay.
Just you and the boys?
Yeah, on Christmas.
Oh, Christmas Day, probably, yeah.
So it's your mum and dad's year this year?
For what?
You?
I don't know.
Was that where you'll be a lary loner?
I don't know if I'm all right with that.
They weren't all right with that a couple years ago.
That's why they were like, come around and I'm like, oh.
Okay.
But I still end up going home.
Or you could catch up on some correspondence.
No, I'll be done with this.
by then.
Correspondent, dickhead.
Or you could do coursework.
I'd probably do coursework like a loser.
Or you could just get your favorite food in the entire world.
I'll have a honey cheese.
There you go.
Your favorite movies, your favorite sweets,
and make the whole day about you.
And I don't see why not.
I feel like that sounds incredible.
I'm going to be home alone.
I'm going to be like, excuse me.
Your doorbell's not going.
Your doorbell is like,
Winston, Winston.
And then I walk in your door and random people tell me to be quiet
because they left their child in the hall.
And I'm like, sorry, is this part of your flat?
Oh, it's both.
Who's hatties?
No.
Oh.
The babies?
No.
The mums.
The mum.
Um, yeah.
Lingling's.
Both.
That was well fucking racist for Helen.
You're taking that off of it?
Yeah, she's not allowed that.
At least he weren't aggressive about it.
Hattie goes it down.
No.
She doesn't know how.
She doesn't know what she's doing, doesn't she?
Right.
I'm just going to have to sliver through this.
Sliver.
Have you found one.
to start with okay yours is weird I've had to I changed it so I could find the
scrolling easier because it was wanting no more no more I don't want to be
licked any more today or breathed on oh always breathed on by your dog it's
constant no don't need your help if I'm grand me and you go break what
outings. Soes, after this, we're going for an outings. Are you listening? No, not this one.
Are you lits it, Zeus? Do you know, I told him the story the other day.
Really boring story. And he kept looking away. So I was like, excuse me, excuse me.
So, Zeus, we're going to go for a walk after this. Then you're going to have a siesta.
Mommy's then going to make it to assume if she's painting or she might even put on a film.
Excuse me, I'm talking to you
He's not interested in anything
No, he finds me super boring
Chewing that now
But
I'm surprised he's not shit
What
I'm surprised he's not shitting out
Lumps of
Of just
Bone
Sometimes he just swallows part of a bone
And I'm like, that can't have been comfortable
Coming out
Zeus
No more
I couldn't have been
come go lay down now lay down all right I don't know what's going on here
maybe he's picking a film he's looking look look look look what one that one no no
we've watched that no touching my doll with his nose my haunted dog comes
alive at night fuck off licks my face try to introduce
Uh, yeah
Hello everyone
And welcome to middle age opinion
I'm your host Ellie
No, I'm your host Emily
And
What are we looking at?
Ghosty, paranormal
Beginning of October when they see this
We are in spooky season, bitches
Look, look what I got, she keeps taking the pitch
Spooky, spooky skunks
Spooky
I like that song
No, you're not a skeleton
Not yet anyway
since shivers down your spine
so we're going to be doing
we haven't even decided when
but we are going to be doing some
TikToks spooky seasons
are we doing the pumpkins this year
motorshoot
yeah but something like
cutesy
they're going to be cutesy
I think so
are we gonna
yeah if we just will have pumpkin on a head
that's the part
I want a pumpkin on our
okay so there
head
under the pumpkins
so you're gonna do a little
circle like a I might do big lips like big big big lips do you like yeah you do you boo we're
gonna be boo ha but yes welcome to Halloween it my favorite season I do like summer but this is
my favorite autumn is my favorite season I do like the spooky season yes I'd prefer
Christmas but that's you know whatever yeah but Christmas is more
cutesy cutesy isn't it yeah because there's nothing more free than like a you know
killer center oh that's exciting I mean we could do something like that have you
watched that bad not bad center what is it cracking not cracking you know what I'm
trying to say at Cumbus no no not that I haven't watched that one it's good I can't
remember what it was called but basically it was a centre that ended up like he it was
meant to be like the real centre and then actually he Santa comes originally from
Viking background. Okay. And it was fucking brilliant. No, I haven't seen that. He had like
sledge happening. He was good. It was good. I can't even remember what it's called. But it was
good people. I actually really enjoyed watching it. What, did you ever find it again? Let me
know. Yeah, I'll bring it over. Anyways. Yeah, spooky shit. Yes. Um,
paranormal encounters is where I'm at right this second. Perfect. This happened to me at
3 a.m. Which is, you know, that's the haunting hour, right? It certainly is.
When I lived at my parents' house, I shared a room with my brother.
One night, I was awakened by a strange silence.
The fan had suddenly gone off, half sleepy, I picked up my cell phone to check the time.
It was exactly 3 a.m.
I got up and walked around the house, convinced that the power had gone out.
But when I looked out at the window, I realized something that made my blood run cold.
All the houses around were completely dark, all of them, except for a single post on the street,
whose light remained on as if nothing had happened.
I've said at it for a long time, intrigued, uh,
distrustful, distrustful, I don't know what that's what they're trying to say there.
Um, try, distrustful.
that's what I'm trying to that's what I'm thinking distrustful but what I meant is
dis in oh fucking house moving on trying to make sense of what was happening when I returned to my room
I took my cell phone again to check the time it was still 3 a.m no matter how much time passed
the clock was not ticking enter entire minutes that I was awake since
seemed to not exist. A strange sensation. Is it me? Is it my mouth? A strange sensation as if
time had stopped forced me to give up and close my eyes. The next day the first thing I did
was ask my parents if they had felt the blackout. I thought that with the air conditioning
off they would have noticed immediately because when there is no light they always. They
always open the door to ventilate the room. That was fucking well-witted. But they
told me something disconcerning. The power didn't go out at any time. Everything was normal.
That night had stayed with me ever since. Nobody else noticed it. Nobody else lived it.
Only I realized. And to this day, I don't know what really.
happened. Do you know it's like um it's like when you've got a feeling that time's kind of
stopped and stood still it's like he was visited by something but kind of time stopped for
everybody else for him it continues to move forward but because everything was stopped that was
the silence and the and the darkness that's what it's giving to me yeah so it makes me feel
I know my kitchen
I've got a really big clock on the wall
and actually only happened
a couple of days ago
but it happens a lot
but I record it
because it was only a couple of days ago
that everything was off
and the boys had gone to bed
and I was just you know
just pottering around
putting things away
locking down for the day
like the evening sort of thing
and I can hear the clock
but because it's like a background noise
that you don't
yeah you would pay attention to
and then I thought
I couldn't hear the clock
so then I've looked to think
no the battery's gone dead or whatever
and then suddenly it's ticking
really loud
like suddenly I can now hear the
like your hyper-focusing on it
yeah tick
tick and then it almost feels like
it stops then for too long
and then it ticks again
and no
that's what it made me feel about anyway
It just made me think about my fuck
It would make me think about that as well
I'm like, oh
But you just, did I show you that recording
Of the middle of the night
And the sound that woke me up from in here
Yeah
That's what made you think
Yeah
Because that was fucking weird
It woke me up from in here
The noise being
Being out there
Yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Weird shit
Not a fox
It weren't a fox
I've no fucking idea
No I don't think it was a fox noise
Was not a fox noise
There was nothing there
But yeah
yeah that to me it's like something visited him but also stop time for everybody else that is how
i feel about like something definitely did happen what i don't know why i don't know it's weird that
all streetlights throughout as well apart from one that's what i'm saying it is giving time a stop
yeah something come to visit or he has or he has um you don't remember we talked about like when
you can float out of your body and stuff
and you're in that dream
so you are present there
but hence things are still continuing
but you're in a different plane
yeah so I mean I
believe in all that top comment
there's not a lot
but it does say
I used to do this as a small child
and it would scare the shit out of me
no clock or time
just the one street light out
the picture window
and everything
Everything else was black.
This is fucking weird, isn't it?
Yeah.
I don't know what it means, but I do believe them.
Most probably you had an outer body experience or sleep paralysis.
Yeah, we all like a little bit of sleep paralysis, don't we?
I mean, I wouldn't personally like it.
No, yes.
Right.
Still haunts me.
You can tell I've got authority over all these animals.
Right.
And they're like, okay, where are we going?
Right.
Still haunts me to, still haunts me today.
You've now transferred your reading over to me.
I used to rent a flat in Leeds, one of those tall Victorian terrists that had been hacked into student housing decades ago.
From the outside, it looked almost grand, tall windows, stained brickwork, an iron raised.
on front, but inside it was the usual patchwork, paper-thin walls, carpets, smelt like damp,
floorboards, shrinking if you put too much weight onto them. It wasn't perfect, but it was
cheap. And when you're a student, cheap is king. At first, it was just an old house,
drafter yes, moody plumbing, sure, but nothing I couldn't live with until winter.
sit in. That's when I started waking up, always around three o'clock in the morning. I'd sit
bolt up straight, heart pounding, certain I heard something. It's always the same sound, floorboards
in the hallway creaking. Now, in a house that old, creaks are usual, but this wasn't random
groans of timber. This was rhythmed, steady, like footsteps. So,
and deliberate creeping closer i asked my housemates half expecting them to laugh with and confessed that
they were sneaking around but they swore they were asleep and every morning without fail the
locks were bolted from the inside no one had gone out no one had come in weeks passed and the pattern
didn't break. I'd wake up at three, hear the creek, then silence. Some nights it stopped
halfway down the hall. Others, it would come right up to outside my bedroom door. I started leaving
the lamp on at night, but this didn't help. The light only made the shadows under the door
sharper. That's where I began to notice them. The shadows of feet. At first, I thought my mind was playing
tricks but no they were there still waiting the weight of something pressed closely to the other side of
my door i never opened it one night i decided to be brave or stupid i sat up in bed covers pulled tight
and waited sure enough as three o'clock came the boards began to complain creak pause creak
closer and closer until they stopped right outside of my door.
I fixed my eyes on the thin gap underneath the door,
the faint strip of light where shadows betray what stands beyond.
The feet were there, just as I had seen before.
Back off.
Just as I had seen before.
I've lost where I am.
There.
Two solid shapes, motionless, but so.
Something else happened that froze the blood in my face.
The shadows changed.
Instead of walking away, they lowered slowly, deliberately.
They dropped down until the dark shaped stretch flat against the floor.
Whoever, whatever was outside the door wasn't standing anymore.
It was laying there listening.
Peaking.
I didn't sleep that night.
I don't think I even blink.
I just sat there, locked in, staring consistent with the shape underneath the door,
waiting for the shadow to move again.
Eventually, the first pail of light of dawn crept in and the hallway was empty.
After that, I stopped pretending and slept in the library some nights.
I started carrying my keys everywhere inside of the flat and still,
the footprints came, sometimes faint, sometimes heavy, all around 3am, always stopping at my door.
When my lease finally ended, I almost didn't bother mentioning it to the landlord, but at the last
minute I did a half of a joke, half conversation. He didn't laugh, he went pale. Which room
were you in? He asked. When I told him, his face tightened, he explained that
Before the partitions, the whole house had been one unit back in the 1950s.
A man who lived there had been found dead in the hallway, stretched out, face down, right outside,
what later became my bedroom door.
They never figured out why he was laying there or what he had been doing in those final moments.
I moved on different city, different life, but even...
Now, years later, if I wake up in the small hours, I hold my breath and listen because sometimes in the silence, I swear I can hear it.
The slow creak of footprints, the paws outside the door, and then the dreadful shifting around as something lowers itself to the floor.
Nope.
I actually thought you was going to say when she said, she said,
that she was being brave
and was sitting up
I thought they were going to say
left their door open
and I was like
don't do it
don't leave your door open
yeah
fucking possum the whole time
no I couldn't do it
I'd have to have a TV or something
on so I didn't notice
because that creates its own shadows
doesn't it?
And a towel in front of that gap
yeah yeah no thanks
yeah there's one thing being out of hearing
imagine you're desperate for a piece
nope
that's a chamber pot that is
That's when the nassies come out.
It's a chamber pot under the bed.
It's when the nappies come out.
Why are there so many nappies?
I need them.
Fucking hell.
Fuck.
Top comment.
He didn't know that he was dead,
wondering why his door was locked.
That's making it worse for me.
That's not helpful.
He's probably a lost soul now and able to rest.
I'm assuming if he had died in the hallway of all places,
it was sudden.
He was probably,
be he's probably confused and unable to move on of course ghosts should still not be acknowledged
but poor chap oh yeah but i would be absolutely fucking terrified i don't think i've been able to wait to
my list you would have you had no choice you just have to play possums not sleep in the library
that's an option i'd like play possibly i'd move into the
excuse me do you live here excuse me it's a doorbell okay okay um I've had direct
encounters with blue beings okay okay okay recently it wasn't recent that
oh it says 13 days ago but I don't I know anyway I saw on social media people sharing
encounters with what they describe as blue beings.
I'm blue, down.
Be down my mind.
Someone told me that that song is
If I was green, I would die.
I believe you're right.
Did not know.
I'd have to quickly look now.
I'm blue.
If I was green, I would die.
If I was green.
Yeah, because the whole time we'd been going.
Is the song called I'm Blue?
Yeah.
Creative.
I know.
Come on.
Right, I have to point it.
Yo, listen up.
Here's the story about a little guy that lives in a blue world.
And I'm day and all night and everything he sees just blue like him.
like him inside and outside blue he's house with a blue little window and a blue
convert and everything is blue for him right I am blue d-by-de-ba-da-di-da-di
they're lying oh I feel like we've been misled we've been misled but
equally that's what we were singing yes so we were right but if I was
green I would die kind of goes right it does go right but it does it does
It does, if you think, babe, back in the 90s or whatever, when we got the CDs, they used to come with the lyrics.
I know.
That's why we're right.
Did I just do a thing?
Mandela?
Yeah.
No.
I feel like I might have.
Well, no, because then it would say if I was green, I would die.
Yeah, but it's not saying that.
Right.
So then that's what people are saying it says.
Yeah, but not our generation.
Not one generation.
Yeah.
So that makes it.
That makes it not a Mandela event.
You want to get a fucking life, mate.
Anyway, back to the story of Alawish.
Recently, I saw on social media people sharing encounters with what they described as blue beings.
These stop entities, as their name suggests, are described as blue-like cloud entities who carry mysterious power.
Feats of incredible healing and spiritual awakening are attributed to them.
These testimonies called my attention because I see a blue being frequently around me when meditating or going to sleep.
I have this contact since 2020 and at the time I was puzzled and a little bit scared.
I'd love to know if someone else had a similar unusual experience.
You ever experienced blue entities?
I haven't, so I thought I'd have a Google.
So someone said,
I thought you were going to come up with the blue alien.
Yeah, boo!
I mean, I'm sure it is in there.
From Fifth Element, you know, we've already spoken about air before.
Oh, that was great, that was.
I had a dream where I was on a Dr. Frankenstein-like table.
Me as the monster on a cold metal operating table in like a gothic castle
and was being zapped, shot by blue beings while they chanted grow.
And protas, protis.
This was in the middle of a series of sports.
spiritual awakening experiences and was quite vivid. Much later I was visited a few times by a
blue orb and it even zapped me on the left shoulder. It was quite physically palpable
and left me giddy. This was in advance of a healing ritual I had been asked to perform by my
shamanic teacher, non-psychedelic shamanism.
Fulu.
Okay.
Fuloooooo.
I'm sorry if I pronounce that wrong.
Foooooo.
It says foo.
That sounds like a font.
Foolew.
The healing went really well and the healy
He Lee still reports a positive trajectory in her life.
Hilling was around her familial relationships.
Anyway, no surprise, but I think blue beans are rad.
I would welcome them if I were to encounter again.
10 out of 10 would recommend lull.
O.P. then replies, yeah, they like zapping people.
I think that this zapping experience is our body reacting to their energy.
Okay.
So.
I, from that, I've just had a quick look and everybody's story is very similar, like it's a positive healing energy.
Well, that person who does that story, then responded with,
Have you got that too?
Like, just like that.
I actually haven't heard many reports from others who have gotten, gotten, zapped physical interactions with orbs.
And the OP then says there are actually many zapping reports coming up from Joe Dispinser's commentary.
Many people report zapping like sensations were healed by the blue beings.
I'm not saying they're not telling the truth and I'm not saying these things don't happen
because I like to keep an open mind. However, it's very difficult when somebody is so spiritual
and hippified and goes to a higher being. You know what I mean? Like some people are like super
fucking into that. I like a story when it comes from Joe down the road who's a builder and can't
work out what's going on, whereas sometimes I think when you're so into it, you're leading
your mind to create certain, yeah, things. I'm not saying that this didn't happen because I,
I don't know, have I ever been zapped in my special place by a blue alien? Not yet. Would
I like to be sacked in my special place by a blue alien? I'm not going to say no. I'm just saying
that. Why are you talking about a special place? Oh, because it's always the special place,
like the angle rate that I randomly bring up my point is they are so into it that I don't know if
they are leading their mind to make it a real memory that's where I'm coming from they are so
like yeah man piece you have you been that have you been that once or twice you know what I mean
yes so that's where what how I'm looking at at things is
Like, it's because you haven't been zapsed, isn't it?
I'm just jealous, but nobody's sat my special area.
Why are we calling it a special place?
Because, like, it is special.
Special!
There's something that you got zapped on a shoulder.
Why are you getting zapped at a special place?
Because why is special?
If I get sacked, I'll be like, that hippie was telling the truth.
But I don't know.
I don't know.
I think that sometimes if you want something bad enough and you look, that is the power of
suggestion yeah they tell you that manifestation yeah they're manifesting blue probing
zapping yeah I don't know that I'm not saying no right moving on what this
what doesn't even say what ends what was this a mimic and what do I do I do the
the scariest thing happened last night and I don't know what I am supposed to do so my
19 month old child is 19 months old so my two year old child sleeps in her room by herself my 7th month
old sleeps with me and my fiance he still wakes up and my 23,000 year old month old he still wakes up
he still wakes up four to five times a night did pity what the fuck that was a stomach have you been
prone? No, it's because I've got fat so I'm not eating.
Four to five times a night to eat.
Liquid diet.
Well, he woke up to eat last night.
I went into the bathroom, made him a bottle and got back into bed to feed him.
Are we still talking about the husband?
No, the baby.
My fiancé was dead asleep beside me.
Then I heard his voice on the baby monitor in my toddler's room.
I can't remember exactly what he said, but he said her nickname.
Then my toddler woke up crying.
It scared the hell out of me.
Help to the no, no.
Help.
I need somebody.
Help.
Not just anybody.
Hell.
I'm guessing they don't have a video one.
Like, um, no.
Just it would just be a baby.
Fuck.
Because if it was you, it'd be like looking for anal probing.
Know what you're like.
On my 27, eight month old.
How old that?
for your month oh I don't know I'm gonna work yeah I'm 18 19 in months
1,000 I don't know shut up 1,800 something bear with why is everything so
complicated oh my 228 month oh why do I get it 1,000 from got
proper when people are oh you want to go back yeah I've got baby weight to lose
oh how old is he 228 months do it yeah you're your mate at
Oh, you've got both weight to the L.O., 228 months.
The fuck.
They became the fucking circle above their head.
They'd be like, how old is that?
I'll be like 19 years.
Um, still bit here.
I mean, bit, bit, bit, but, right.
What do you think of that?
Um, all you did was, no, no, bit it.
Maher.
Ain't unprone.
I'm broke.
I'm very quickly.
I came away from the story.
And spoke about anal-prone.
It made me uncomfortable.
Could you tell I was uncomfortable?
Let's talk about something else.
Anal-probing.
Like anal-probing.
Yeah, no, that's not okay with me.
I'm not all right with that.
I'm not right with that.
Make me feel sick.
Do you think she actually, she doesn't say,
but my first instinct would be to go to my 20, 22, 28-month-old.
I made sure they were all right.
I don't think I'd go in the room.
I think I'd leave him to that.
Say yourself.
three-year plan yeah no I I probably would go to them because you
that's your mother instincts doesn't it you do get up and run to them are you
thinking mimic I am thinking there is something not okay in there evil yeah
no I'm not alright with that I'm not all right with that not it's not giving
mimic it's not getting no oh it's a mimic sound babe but it can also
be evil.
No, I'm, yeah, I'm not,
I'm not on the mimic wavelength.
I'm thinking, um,
you need to stay shut room and not
let your baby be in there by themselves.
Go on.
Top comment.
As a parent, all I saw was that my,
all I saw,
all I saw was still wakes up four to five times
a night at seven months and that made me more
terrified than the big.
Yeah, and that.
Right. As a believer in the unknown, it sounds like it was a dream. Sometimes dreams can meld into, she means mould, into real life. You'll probably woke up when they started to cry it, when they started crying. I was awake, feeding the baby. Did you not read the story?
I'm looking at the TV. I'm like, did you not read the story? The camera's there. Kimra is there.
Someone went, oh no, then they went, you nodded off?
For fuck sake, listen.
I mean, I remember feeding in the middle of the night being absolutely fucking exhausted.
And I remember like sort of drifting in and out of sleep.
But I just feel like if you're laying next to your partner and the fucker is asleep,
first of all I want to boot him.
but if you can hear his voice on a monitor
yeah
but it's not just that
what people like everyone's going
it's this someone's hacked into your internet
blah blah blah blah
she's like it's not connected by it
I'm assuming it's the old-fashioned monitor
it's like when mine were little
and you literally plug them in for sound
that was like a walkie talkie it's a walkie talkie essentially
a runway walkie talkie
yeah so I'm assuming
that
to me it's giving
it could be a mimic, but to me
it's giving, I don't know, I want to say
like something unsettling. I feel like
unsettled by that
something saying the daughter's name
her nickname
and then waking up screaming
makes me feel uncomfortable. Yeah, that
is the bit. Yeah.
That baby's crying.
So I would say
maybe, you've heard the father's voice
say her nickname
and that baby's crying.
Oh, okay. It's not okay.
Now we're going to take it
left go on right I think that a spirit slash a mimic is trying to possess your child or worse kill him
because mimics are extremely dangerous creatures I've already had to deal with a mimic and I can tell you
on a regular basis never with the local boogey man are becks again I don't know what that means
details please so they've taken it really extremely only demons mimic
call a priest to come
bless eat that's what it's giving me like something
unsettling
yeah
I don't like that I'm not okay with that
no I don't think I've been okay with anything
we've read so far
I enjoyed the
anal probing
oh we didn't read that tonight
we haven't actually
read anything about it just included it in every story
because that's what life's about
anal probing
stop
good something whispered in my ear loudly while in the woods alone no thanks first off
I wouldn't be in the woods alone I don't know I take him like the woods I ain't
been funny can you speak to your dog sit down oh good care oh that's your dog's head
that's now on my arm from being on your hands she just sneezed on me that's your dog
find you a dog's nose ching or germs well we'll find out won't we my stomach that was my
stomach grant no he's coming to sneeze on you i'm gonna look her up go away right up in there
sit down bed now he's come round here what are you doing why are you looking like that
oh it's there i could see something moving oh fly but anyway that's jimmy
here today and I wonder I keep getting bitten they fucking open the door ten
seconds last night about 17,000 crane flies came in tubing up out of some yeah
they're like club's open boys I was like these love open okay something
whispered in one ear loudly while in the woods alone this was posted a day ago
leave in the
In the words, behind my parents' house, if you walk back far enough, there is a worn-down
house that my great-grandparents used to live in. Growing up, I would walk in the woods
pretty much every day, and nothing weird has ever happened. But about a year ago, I was
visiting my parents' house, walking back in the woods where my great-grandparents' house is,
and was sitting in my dad's hunting blind in a tree just looking out.
There's nothing weird about that owl, is it?
Nope.
Not if you've grown up like that, the wrong.
I suppose not.
I feel like you're an adult, no?
Anyway, looking up.
Then I heard a quick pace whisper just behind my right ear.
It was a loud whisper that sounded like my dad.
said, it's time to leave.
Ooh.
I never heard my dad
whisper like that either.
Well, Dad weren't there?
He has more of a slow
speaking tone.
It is... I wiped my head
up, I wiped, I whipped my head
around and looked, but
nobody was around me. I froze
in fear and looked
back at the field for
probably another 30 minutes
because I was
too scared to move. I then saw my dad walking around the property and rushed out of the blind
and went to him. I asked if he maybe was by me earlier and told me if... I asked if he maybe was
by me earlier and told me if it was time to leave. He was very confused and said no. It was the
previous thing that ever happened to me.
Actually, it was one of the nicest things
that's ever happened to you because somebody,
something, stepped in and said leave now.
But the fucker still stayed in there for another half an hour.
Well, that's on then.
But if something's like, it's time to leave
and it sounds like your dad, what are you going to do?
Look round for 30 more minutes now.
Yeah, but you're not supposed to even listen to it either.
You're supposed to...
I still would have left.
I'm not saying I would have been like,
oh, thank you, Danny.
I would have just left
Because that is
One clear
Fucking somebody is like
It's time to leave now
I'd be like
Okay, wouldn't have said okay
Just would have been turn around and off I go
I wouldn't have continued
No fucking way
No you would have continued
No I would have been out there
But I just don't think I would
Sit in a hut in the woods anyway
It's not my thing
But if it is your thing.
But saying that, babe, like...
What was it doing?
I enjoy...
I like going into forest and stuff.
Obviously, I'm safer now.
But before when I was running and I'd go all through the woods and all that.
I find it very peaceful.
I like going through the woods too.
But there's always...
I don't know what...
I can't tell you what part of the woods it is,
but I feel like when I am going through the woods,
I always do hear whatever woods they are
because I live quite...
Yeah?
amongst quite a lot of woods.
but there is always a part where I go
this is too far
and I don't know what it is
and then you turn back
but there's always a point where I'm like
no I do that
at Bank's Deadwoods
yeah and I don't know why
because there's still a path and it's still open
and it's still very
you know this is a
path where people regularly walk through
sorry he's eating my blanket
I don't know if
it's that I don't know
the woods and I don't know if I'll get lost or simply that I'm like I reach a point and I'm
like don't go any further yeah like you're not in me self-conscious goes no more yeah and it's like
it's time to go for me I'm like sometimes I just think it's my um sense of direction that I
will get lost because I'm not like you I don't have this great sense of direction however
interesting you should say that so up here really you should if we have ever ever if
get time we take them to get it's really lovely there's so many fields they can play in
and then you you've got the forest and linda she said to me you've been in the forest yet with him
and i said no not yet this is what i'm doing training blah blah blah and then she's like
you get really uneasy feelings in those words now they're not massive babe they're like weird
so i was like really and then she's like yeah i don't know what it is but i get a really
I'm like an easy feeling and she's like it's kind of like the dog does she just she won't go off like she would out she'd be right by me so I went in there we went through there and I know what she means yeah you can't get lost in there but it's like you're getting lost in there they've got it's that small like you can't is it big trees and you sort of feel over shadows there's something else going on there as well like it's like heavy yeah it's weird I know what like when I went in I thought okay I know
know what you're saying but I don't know what that is.
So, um, the top comment was, was it a careless whisper?
What, like um, George Michael came down.
Careless whisper.
Yeah, that's a good song.
Um, OPE then says yes and now I'm never gonna dance again.
That's what I'm saying.
Gap, no feeling.
And then they say, you must have a guilty feet.
You must have guilty feet.
You have no real.
Let's get some.
And then someone else says,
I'm telling you, bro, guilty feet ain't got no problem.
And people are silly.
And I've had similar thing.
Happened to me a few times.
One time I was sitting in my bedroom
and heard a voice in my ear say,
drive safe.
So I did.
Another time I was visiting.
time I was visiting an archaeological site that had a subterranean chamber called a Kiva with a ladder that
visitors could go down. I went into the Kiva with a co-worker and my intern and as we were
standing in the Kiva looking around, not talking, I heard a garbled male sounding voice in my left ear.
I could not make out what it was.
what was being said but it sounded angry
I could feel my hair raising on my neck
they asked the other two if they had
heard anything and they hadn't
I got out of the Kiva and have never gone
in one at the archaeological site
since then what I'm saying
oh happened another time since Ope go on
when I was at my grandma's shower
in my grandmother's shower even
something said
clinic said my name went out after my shower and nobody said they called for me her house is haunted though
cabins would fly open oh cabinets sorry would fly open and smack your face or you would see black mist crawl
on the walls and and sorts but this was just more creepy because it sounded like my dad
it was probably because i was alone too a mimic doesn't
that um supposedly i i feel positive about that i feel like something stepped in and was like
and did it in his dad's voice so he would listen i feel like something stepped in and said you know
they say you know when you've got to be somewhere so you're leaving right or you don't have to
be somewhere you're just going out to do something and then you i forgot my keys i drop this i need to go
toilet it's it is the universe delaying you from preventing you from something
happening yeah and I just that is what it's giving me that something stepped in
to make sure that he was all right hmm that's how it feels to me fine right
my last one I saw a shadow man encounter oh
hate the fucking shuddle just pos a minute I a little
To start off the story, I want to give a bit of a background.
So last summer, I had stumbled across Sam and Cole Boyer's channel.
Hell no.
We're looking at the shadow at the end of the hall there.
Yes, the person.
Nice.
I didn't see this in person.
Yeah.
So last summer, I stumbled across Sam and Colby's channel.
I've no idea that is.
this was kind of my start into things paranormal so something to do with the paranormal besides christian terminology and beliefs
i ended up showing the channel to a close friend once i got to school i remember me and my best friend
getting high watching sam and colboys cundering house series all while on the edge of a wooded area
we even had messed around with a Ouija board don't worry we took as many precautions as we could
though all of this all of this it has shed some light on a few experience that I have had
so it's safe to say that by the time I had the experience I'm about to talk about it took
quite a bit of actually terrifying me. Also, one more thing I want to mention, I went in, I want
to be as transparent and genuine as possible. I had one shot right before this, I'm assuming
of alcohol. So this, so that being said, I had ran out of, of a, of a, of a,
I've complete, what's that say?
Chaser.
There you go, I've fucking read this.
It's just, it's all the moving around.
I'm going to have to strut these dogs down.
Right.
I had run out of Chaser and needed to grab something from the kitchen.
It's at least 12 a.m. at my parents' house.
It's an unwritten rule.
There you go.
It's an unwritten rule that everybody stays in their room when they go to bed at 10pm.
my room opens up to the living room which is connected to the kitchen there also is a stairway to the basement right in front of my door
because all the lights were off and i didn't want to wait my parents i turned my light on and kept the door wide open
allowing me to see into the kitchen for the most part i make my way to the sink because my parents don't ever have any sweet drink so i feel
glass of water. There's a window right above the sink. As I fill the glass, I look up. Now I remember
the only light is coming from behind me and the light on the street and there are no lights on
the street I live in. I can't see outside at all, but I see a dark figure resembling a man
walking out of my living room, turning to go down the stairs. I saw this in the reflection
in the window. I shat my pants, but I quickly decided they weren't bothering me, so I was not
going to bother them. They were minding their own business, so I'm going to do the same. I put my
head back down, finished my glass of water. When I returned to my room, I made sure to not
look down the stairs every sense I see things out every sense and then see things out of
the corner of my eye in the house I haven't been able to sleep in the dark unless somebody is
with me there you go fucking hell I don't know I should I've pre-read that don't worry it's just a
burglar but they're not bothering you yeah so don't you bother them you just put your head down
get your war
and go back to bed
simply a spirit
just moving about
their business
fucking hell
no
yeah it's a no
I hate
stuff like that
do you know
what I find
interesting though
is that spirit
chose to come
to move across
then
knowing that there would
be it would be
dark outside
because of the
reflection from the light
and then
it would have
like this
like that on the TV
now
I would have
my instinct
would have been
to turn round
mm-hmm
and be like looking for who it was because there are other people in the house but no i don't like
that that's seriously creepy no one day you can't sleep in the dark anymore this is so creepy
i have to say though as someone who has been watching sam and colby since vin it's pretty
cool to see them mentioned in the wild i've no idea what this show is but i'm assuming it's some
sort of horror thing but yeah no thanks
But it is, it's like when you see something out of the corner of your eye.
Hell no.
In the fucking kitchen, just drop down.
Just drop down dead.
Just dropped down.
That would have woken up your parents, but at least he wouldn't have been alone.
He wasn't alone.
The other thing is he's invited these things around him by doing the Ouija boards and other shit like that.
Yeah, no thank you. Again, just what's wrong with him?
Listen to what we're saying, people.
I feel like no one listens to us.
Nobody's listening to us.
We're not getting out there enough.
Share the fucking story.
We've got some wisdom to get it.
Yeah, just stop it.
Anyways.
Yeah.
Mysterious protector.
Okay.
I like that.
Oh, you like that?
I like that.
Oh, you like that?
We'd be good.
You're doing okay with that, but it's not great.
I'm not very good of accents.
Oh, you like that?
I can't do it.
It's former.
I can't.
I got my shape and I got my or says.
Eh.
Many years now, I have been protected and loved by a spirit I call James.
He and I have formed a bond that has been romantic for a long time.
He has never hurt me.
He has come.
He's legal purpose.
That's exactly
He doesn't
He hasn't hurt me
Just like his winkle up my bottom
Anyway
Stop it
You're ruining my story
You brought me out
You did
You brought up the story
He and I have formed a bond
That has been romantic
For a long time
He has never hurt me
He has comforted me
whenever I am afraid or upset for any reason.
I feel warmth and sometimes coolness
that I can't explain when he's around.
Odd things happen like pictures fall for no apparent reason
or things like that.
I don't really know who he really is
or why he's with me.
Is there any way I could learn more about him?
I can't afford to go to a real.
medium, although I have consulted with one recently that has told me he's my guardian and maybe
even a spirit guide. How do I learn more on my own? I want to learn all I can about him.
He's a very positive influence in my life and I have come to truly care about him. What should I
do? Stop playing with fire. Fucking stop. What is she expecting to happen? Does she think that this
Caspar and he's going to come back to life and they're going to fall in love and live happily
ever after. This is ridiculous. I don't know. Part of me is getting a little bit of like,
you know, imaginary friends. I should go in. Yeah, the devil's a liar. She's like, we're in a
relationship but you're not though because this person is either demonic or a ghost
and not living on this plane anymore. So I don't really, and you can't tell me that he's your
guardian angel because I don't think God is going to
send down an angel and be like now banger yeah I feel like if this is a guardian you shouldn't
be in a romantic relationship what does she mean by romantic I don't know I don't know
formed a bond that has been romantic for a long time does she mean romantic as in it's
beautiful like it's like that is I don't know I don't have to put it in words or is she
going to bed at night flicking the bean and thinks he's sitting at the end of the bed
Like licking her out.
Like, I'm confused, man.
You're going to have to go to her profile.
I want to see if she's got anything else before you tell me what people would say.
Nobody said anything because it's a new.
It's just been posted.
But this...
Oh, wait on, no one.
Bear with...
Oh, do you know? I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know if it's...
Spirit's paranormal.
We haven't...
I've got this with it.
Go back.
Get off.
Not now.
leave
you've got unable to view this content
why
because you haven't put your birthday
right now go back on to her
and then to her story
I've lost it
did you save it
no
today I found it
I'm a mysterious protector
that I call James
Oh, yes, I want to go on there.
Yes, please.
Oh no, that's wrong.
It's not okay.
Right.
Verify me.
Yes, confirm.
Now what?
I don't know, but you're taking a long time to do that.
Wow, you need to stop.
I now have to submit a photo ID.
I've already done that before.
Remember when I told you I went on that dodgy thing.
So I'm on it now.
For a spirit in my home, what does this mean?
Mysterious romantic protector.
Yeah, that. What's that?
This is her telling the stories.
Yeah, she was stories.
So
This is her writing in a different
Redditory
So she's put this on spirit sex
Mysterious romantic protector
For many years
This is supposed to be spooky skeleton shit
Not
We found the April Prothia
We've been looking for people
For many years now
I've had a deeply romantic relationship
With a spirit
He and I have had
Astral sex
And when we do
I feel so loved
I've never felt so loved in my life
the sex is very gentle
you would expect so wouldn't you really
considering you're not even in your body
and soft and I feel light
it's like floating
like I'm weightless
nothing exists except for he and I
and love and pleasure
he is attentive
gentle thoughtful
almost unselfish
the way he makes me feel is a
so much pleasure but even more love the love is so overwhelming my chest
vibrates and tingles and even feels warm it feels good my entire body feels good
when he loves me I reckon we can find you one I mean it's not fair it's not
fair but I'm not sure who or even what
he is I recently learned that he is possibly my spirit guide no no spirit guide wouldn't
do that to you no that's not a spirit guide and if he was God would switch him out
shame on him yeah but I don't yeah your spirit guide is taking advantage of you
because if that was the case none of us would be in relationships we'd just be
banging our spiritual guides fucking how but I don't know much about him I just know the form
he takes and the energy that
is him. How can I
learn more about him? She's asking again
on a different form. He lets
me call him James. It's
crazy but I'm in love with
him. How do I get to
know James better? I'm
not sure if he... This is like
someone falling in love with their car
isn't it? It's just, it's not okay.
It's actually giving
men to heal. Yeah.
I'm not sure
if he is a spirit I created from a spell I cast when I was much younger of it or if he is
something else I created a thought from when I was 17 named James he has been in my life
since then but I recently have honoured my extra sensory abilities and that when the
astral sex began, I'm not sure what to think. How can I find out? No comments. No, there are no
comments. This is also from two days ago. It's actually giving mentally ill. Right, so my
underlining of this is actually, if you are being rogered by your ghost friend James,
he is not your spirit guide
and he has taken advantage of you
and
the thing is
you're either mentally ill
and creating all this in your mind
or a really lonely
or a unhumane spirit
is taking advantage of you
tricking you in to believe that it's good
pure this that and the other and it's not
but
I think you need some support
um so welcome to hallowy yeah this is our first step in yes um obviously we're trying
and get more and more gory as we go until our finale or whatever put like blood and nuts
why not it's hard to get anything done if i'm honest at this point in our life so i've got a
Mouth braver and I've got one that's like eating string so I don't really know
but like follow subscribe for more content oh are we not done like follow subscribe for
oh sorry sorry um happy Halloween yes spooky season it's begun
All I think, that hell is for everything that she did.
