Middle-aged opinion - Conspiracies from everywhere

Episode Date: July 31, 2024

Today we touch on all different conspiracies from around the world some seem really far-fetched but some you can really get into and start believing what you’re reading. Come and join us on another podcast with Ellie and Emily as we dive in to people stories and beliefs twist and turns along the way stories about Marilyn Monroe and lay lines like I said it’s gonna take us everywhere we hope you enjoy xx

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It brings it more... If we get hot, I can put the fan on. I use it more. If we get hot I can put the fan on. Are you frightened of nothing? You've got my Jelly Baby earrings as well, innit? Yes, I do. Sorry. No, I don't mind. I'm supposed to bring them as well. Hello. Just quickly talking to you, just to make sure. Hello, hello.

Yeah, no, we're friends. What's the deal? Okay. I like the commitment to it as well the commitment and the view on this being single it's it's nice just to have yes i want to come and see you yeah it's me i enjoy it babe i really do it's like my mental health is great for you i feel like i'm you know and boys go when jokes and goes get a job i said i'm an influencer i have a job i have a job yes and i was like you won't be saying that when mum is rich yeah are we going on a holiday on a yacht yes darling will we know what was it we think i'm really scared of sharks

that won't actually go out anywhere i keep saying i keep seeing all these videos about all these sharks like doing weird there's a big shot down down the coast at the moment, isn't there? An 11 foot one. No, it's a negative from me, babe. I'm not into it. Right. Anywho. What am I doing?

Looking up my stories. Yeah, so after I went into that first conspiracy conspiracy thing I sent you I thought it was a bit shit yeah so then I went with different conspiracies yeah I mean I did sort of go with conspiracy theories on reddit conspiracies gave me nothing it made no sense they went with conspiracy theories i also looked at conspiracy theory something else it had like three words in it um but i'm gonna put that there in case i need to swap over right so i don't think we need to rock paper scissors i got a good one to start it's the flatter theory but this person's adding a bit of random shit in there mine are very short

so we should be able to bang out quite a few because yeah the whole girlfriend cheating thing fuck me did some people went to town with their story i do have no we're not reading it. No, no, no. It's 55,000 lines. It's not. No, but I do have, because I saved both, right? Am I the arsehole for telling my husband's affair baby family to either come and get the kid or I'm calling CPS? And then they did an update. Am I the update? It's not.

But see? So that's the second one. Yeah. And that's the first one a bit longer, but that that's when she found out okay okay right but we're going to that let's do need to say hello don't we hello everybody oh I can see myself in the TV touch yeah hello everybody and welcome to middle-aged opinion I'm your host Ellie and I am emily and today we are going to start ourselves off with conspiracies yeah this is it's going to take us

all over the shop i think yeah it does i saved many different topics i don't think it's going to make sense as well i think it literally is going to be like a mind-boggling door wide open situation yeah because that's what I'm saying it's what I said to you like some things I can be invested but with anything across the board with me I'm never fully invested because I think

there's always more I think there's truth in everything but there's crap in everything as well I'm just going to open my dreams let's face it, we're humans. We all like to elaborate on a story. But I also love a conspiracy. I know.

Right. So I'm going to start with flat earth ley lines theory. So I'm assuming ley lines are earthquake lines. Do you have a little Google? Okay, I thought ley lines were the lines in the sky. No, I think ley lines are earthquake. We're going to have to Google before I go forward because otherwise I won't know. Ley.

What, L-A-Y? Lines, yeah. Ley lines. Ley lines. Yeah. Lay lines. Lay lines. Lay lines are straight alignment drawn between various historic structures, prehistoric sites, and have you got the same thing? So, I've got lay line maps because I just want to be able to visually see it. I did watch, by the way, your thing, Ro Pink Boxes. I'm editing and putting them on. Great.

Do you like it? Yeah. Brilliant. Really maximum effort in that. An imaginary line between... But I didn't want to leave them on there too long in case anything decided I was welcoming it in. I was like, I wasn't.

Yeah. Because it was on my phone. I was like, no, no, no, I didn't. I really enjoy... We were just looking. We don't want to know. You know, I really enjoy when we do subjects like that't want to know you know I really enjoy when we do subjects

like that and the picture I put up of the forest the screaming woods that actually is the screaming woods fantastic that picture

and the one with the eye because obviously I'm going through each individual one as I'm editing to put it on our daily finger bob right

an imaginary line between some important place such as hills believed to be where there were old paths you know so how people say the earth connects yes ley lines yes yeah so it'd be like the pyramids to stonehenge that sort of thing that's what a ley line is so not earthquakes either right flat earth ley-lined theory what is earth is what if earth is really flat and when you get to the edge you are teleported oh my goodness sorry to the other end of it because of earth's ley lines it's possible that elders of old used of old use the lay lines to travel across the

edges of the world and mapped it and mapped a matrix around it to keep people within the permanent mate i tell you it's big words for me if you if you do your research into accident ancient cultures you'll find ley lines used like magic if there was if this was true everything we know about the world has been generated into matrix matrix by those in the know. I'm actually working on using this theory in a novel. I'm working on, as well as a video game, I am developing because I question the go on i don't know how i feel about the flat earth thing i yeah i'm i'm not i'm not a flat earth believer no ley lines absolutely yeah like you've got stone hinge and nobody nobody knows why that's there. And I mean, that's how sort of initially we mapped out the Earth, right? Yeah. This is how we sort of...

Then, of course, you've got the pyramids and nobody... There's theories about the pyramids being actually generating electricity because they're finding more and more pyramids around the world. I remember this being coming up in a topic not long ago yeah so you know yes i get where they're coming from and why they're thinking this way but i don't know if it's a bit too far-fetched for me and then someone said as soon as you said teleporting i was like i know i know what you mean so there's only one reply and it says ley lines only exist because the earth is a sphere obviously circle and has an inner domain i'm assuming the core uh they are lines of em flow which creates the positive field

the magnetic field keeping us from uh objects hitting into the earth so this person's come back with some logic with some logic and some some science yes so you know i mean listen i like their theory how interesting but i feel like that's a bit too much for me i was i was good with their theory right up until they said teleport and i'm like yeah sorry you just lost i don't think that's i think all these stone age pyramids and all that i think that's more to do with electricity that makes more sense to me it makes absolutely so much more sense because there are electric fields in the earth exactly sense and the way that they're aligned with the stars and that absolutely yeah there was someone

here trying to do something be something yeah i mean i know people related to aliens yeah we're not going down that right the second but i mean but the whole thing about electricity yeah how did they build the pyramids doesn't make sense doesn't make sense also stonehenge the the stones that they're made out of isn't found in this country that's what I'm saying so there is stuff to be questioned I definitely believe in aliens yeah it doesn't it doesn't make sense and if so if all of that was true why hide the truth from us is it because they want us to pay our way through? You know when I said to you, this is not a free world. Sometimes it's all about who's in charge for me.

But what, what, what were they put there for actually? And why? That's what I mean. That's why I feel like it is. There's a conspiracy there somewhere, but what,

that's what I said to you. Sometimes there's truth in being. Sometimes I, it may have been, do you know, like just a little white lie that's just got out of fucking hands yeah actually now no one can ever know the truth that's right we would all be so disappointed yeah and that's what i was saying to you there's definitely truth in everything i hear but little bits of truth that's how i feel

right you hit us with yours you You went deep. You started deep. I found some after I moved on from that first one I sent you, I found. Excuse me, I've had a fizzy again. Wait till I hit you with my next one. How am I going to go with this one yeah i'm gonna go with this one i think i think so this one is nasa launch rituals okay um so it's kind of come under conspiracy theories on reddit um it's also got a little subheading of conspiracy fairy tale story time okay so it gives the idea that maybe they don't quite know whether it's factual or not but right that's what a conspiracy is right yeah so lately i've been following the work of diane walsh, sorry for pronouncing this wrong if I do, Pasulka, who's written recent books about religion and UFOs.

In interviews, she talks about something that I can't stop thinking about, NASA launch rituals. She describes a short or ceremonial environment around these launches, which include elements that could be either practical or ritualistic. Participants are arranged in exactly the same positions for each launch and cannot deviate from this arrangement. They will wear the same clothes and eat the same food for each lift off. are emblazoned and with uniqueias yeah that feature figures such as roman gods or goddesses or mythical mythological creatures such as dragons and they include phrases written in classical latin these insignias are replicated on patches given to the launch participants. You can find these on Google search. Launches are scheduled around specific astrological alignments, not necessarily related to the mission. She says that practices have been part of the space program since 1950s and that Soviet Russia seemed to have analogic customs, though weren't exactly the same as those in the US. I know nothing about space exploration, so I can't evaluate the reasoning behind when NASA's staff are positioned during a launch or the clothing they wear

or why some astronomical alignments might be better than others but I do find that Insignia is interested in since they serve a clearly aesthetic purpose.

So is this just a bunch of space nerds doing nerdy things? NASA seems like a boys club so it wouldn't surprise me if they had little rituals as part of their unique professional culture. Several famous astronauts were were Masons and Buzz Aldrin allegedly preferred some masonic rituals during the moonshot so maybe sorry i moved it so maybe these rites are done in the same spirit but i also can't help thinking about jack parsons Parsons who was literally performing occult rituals with L. Ron Hubbard while he built the jet propulsion lab. Anyway, that makes sense to me. Pulska describes some spooky stuff she encountered during her research. She worked with a contact named Tyler, who was embedded in the space program. This guy basically channels ideas which he

developed into space technology that NASA uses. Regarding the Latin phrases inscribed on the satellites, Polska asked him who they were for, who would be reading them out in space. He replied, them, and wouldn't elaborate. So are these rituals part of some secular cult of space exploration like a lodge or brotherhood or are they intended to actually invoke something or perhaps communicate with some intelligence i'm not necessarily asking whether or not ufos or non-human entities are real a a whole other thread, but rather does the space program think they are real and uses these rituals to interact with them. There are two Polska interviews she also did rogan hashtag 2091 then professor of religious studies on nasa launches theories of everything

podcast youtube uploaded january 2 2024 apart from a poor reading and it'd be slightly long what do you think of that so i actually buy into the conspiracy theory that we never actually have been to the moon yeah um i actually am fully on board with that one yeah like i've been to space yeah i mean how far we've been to space i don't know but then you know if we've been to the moon why haven't we been back to the moon but i've seen these videos where people get to a certain point and then things just break there's a whole thing going on there so if there is a ritual like if it's to believe be believed that we are already in communication with

extraterrestrials and all that then to me doing a ritual thing and markings and whatnot makes sense to me if that's the case to communicate it's us this is what we're doing yeah but um i had a point then but what was what was my point yeah so that makes sense to me but also i do buy into a little bit about not going to the moon. Yeah. What about the whole part of the ritual where they're wearing certain clothes? That's what I was going to say. So, right.

So, I know for definite the Freemans is real. Because I actually know some people that are part of the Freemasons. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. So, where you line in that, obviously people i know i don't think are deep into it's like a rich man's club right yeah absolutely um i mean it does make it's like the whole illuminati thing isn't it the classical latin yeah it makes sense to me because they're

all like there's not many that speak classical latin no but if you um if you like believe in all these you know the hierarchy the rich this that and the other disappointed if they come down here they've got all these images of gods and goddesses and this beautiful language of classic latin and they rock up and they see us a lot yeah how disappointing no wonder they want to blow us up. I mean, getting rid of that. Yeah. But that's what I mean. Are they already entangled in to us?

Is there more going on? Absolutely. But, no, yeah, listen, I need to, I would watch that and find out exactly what that means, where she's coming from with this conspiracy theory. Yeah, the book sounds really interesting. Yeah, because obviously when they tell a fire's going to space this that and the other doesn't appear to be any ritual stuff going on there no no but something else interesting going back to egypt is that you see the drawings of the men in spacesuits and that sort of thing

that's very interesting as well yeah i feel like that's what i mean i feel like there's truth in everything it's just what part is truth and putting that all together yeah just picking out those bits that actually yeah that's what i mean and that's a whole new story then isn't it if you think that's what i mean and the thing is we're nobodies so it's not like wherever you know but a lot of these celebrities you'd be watching orange is the new black no right so one of the girls i forget her name she has been on podcasts and spoken openly about being offered the golden ticket right aka the illuminati being involved in that like doing the rituals and she turned them down and she speaks openly about the offers this that and the other is she

crazy i don't think so but i don't know so there's something she's trying to put the word out on something but we don't know what that means if she had said yes what does that mean that you're signing up with the devil i don't know if i think that's true as well do you know what i mean yeah because the devil wouldn't just go for rich people. I'll give you fame and fortune if you sell your soul. He'd go for anybody, down and out, living on the streets. You sell your soul to me, I will give you this, that and the other. Do you see what I mean?

Yeah. Maybe they were, though. I mean, I don't know. Not until she did Orange Was the New Black did she get the offer to give her you know fame beyond her wildest dreams

but maybe they were down and outs and then Devin was like do you know what you are and then the next thing we know we've got like

it's like Beyonce and Josie I weren't going to use names but yeah sure yeah well it's everywhere it's not like you know

these are just well no just be honest these are opinions what we say doesn't actually mean anything this is for entertainment purposes only that's what I was looking for absolutely Well, no, just be honest. These are opinions. What we say doesn't actually mean anything.

This is for entertainment purposes only. That's what I was looking for. So, you know, all these people that you watch about whatever, but do I believe that to be true? I don't know. Do you know what I mean? I don't know where I stand on it all, but I do think something's going on.

Yeah. Yeah. There's no straight lines here. No. So, and how deep it goes i don't know that's my thought yeah i think it's ugly but i would probably watch that podcast with that woman and then see exactly what that means what she's talking about because yeah yeah i'm sure that would be informative and then i that's another bit that i'll take with me and be like do you know rituals they're a bit peculiar i mean but it does you know maybe it's good luck ritual that's what i was gonna say you know like um before a game the players will wear the same socks or or yeah so perhaps it's more of a lucky charm yeah no one dies on the way up literally yes so literally it could be well we did that

and the law went really well so let's really recreate that right so but yeah you ready to move on yeah yeah yeah okay so this again is uh reddit theories and it is god being a tyrant right okay now I believe of now I believe of a version that means there really is supernatural entities out there who determine who yeah determine what what who determine what was what is and what is to come for the entire universe. But there is no underworld for a contagious species, ex-humans or any other species when you're dead. You're gone forever. And we can see in their sociality when kindness, intelligence was temple and were hated stupidly, when honoured all over the world. It's very difficult to read this because

given the point of the entire above statement i have a theory that god is a tyrant god made those kind or this or this God made those kind or people suffering in living hell, it's easier to say. Or lives in their earthly status for their one life. Living in hell, you know, shit going wrong. for their one life living in hell you know shit going wrong not because of justice not because of any any kind of course there is no reason if he was if he wants us to suffer we will suffer if he doesn't want us to suffer we won't and we will have good lives. If God wants us to live a unique life, then we will.

We will live the rest of our lives seeing happiness, success and no significant obstructions. instructions. God only wants to control, play or an experiment with us, NPC, video game, I don't know what that is, characters. We're like, there you go, we're like video character people to God basically. But unlike the video game, because he says NPC again again we are completely unique from each other and on top of that we only have one life the fate of the video game and us is not too different though just replaceable dolls puppets to the master i't know, what are your thoughts? It almost sounded like they were a little bit into Matrix-y stuff. Yeah, I mean, yeah. I mean, the first bit, I was a bit like...

Okay, okay. Yes. I know what they're saying. I get what they're saying, because sometimes, you know when you've had a bad day or a week or whatever in your life, and you're almost like that, why? Yes. What did I do?

Literally. I think we've both been there, yeah. Multiple times. Yeah. And as much as I do try to not play the wise me card, but, you know, there are those moments. There are days. Yeah.

But I don't look... That's where we're going to clash heads because the whole God controlling, I'm not down for it. Right. I believe the universe, i believe the energy yeah the electrolytes that go through the i believe that i also don't think when you're dead you're dead i don't think that either otherwise there would be no tales with that and i'm pretty sure i feel like the bible isn't even like when you're dead you're dead no like that's not what happens no so for me um i've often said

and i said to the uh boys i've said it to my boys quite a few times actually sometimes it's like we're in hell already right you said this yes i said it to everybody so something like with the plagues what the bible says the plagues which was corona the fires which we had the fires this the fire bridge so the blood water that's happening now so there's a i can't remember where it was i literally saw it on tiktok yesterday about the rivers turning to blood i don't it's obviously some sort of algae but my point is it looks like blood yeah so sometimes i think we're in hell and the nice moments that we have is like i was gonna say isn't that part of moses story i don't know i've never read the bible it's not really my thing

but to me sometimes i think the nice moment is like an effort so when you're watching a film you and you watch the other it's like that break to make you not realize that you're in hell and I do say that give her a break yes because sometimes yeah sometimes I feel like it is that and until you've learned because you know until you've learned the lessons you need to learn and whatever that's not until you move on then but i don't know if that's correct either but sometimes i'm like are we secretly in hell and we just don't realize because of the good moments look at the greed and the way people treat each other and everyone's really angry people since covid i think as well and incredibly self-obsessed now massively self-obsessed i mean it's like crazy to me and i also think as

well i don't want to get at anyone but some of the younger generation the way that their self-entitlement over anybody or anything else it's like you're not more important than anybody you are just as important as everybody you know what i mean and it's everyone's getting their feelings hurt too easy for me as well it's like i agree not everything is done from a malicious place no and it's not all about you it's really not all about you and i think it's all a bit weird and it's all a bit crazy to me the way things are going but they don't see it from a different point of view either because the minute you flip it they're like you're you're attacking yeah no one's being attacked no one's being attacked i'm telling you to wind your neck in and relax because you ain't that special yeah you're not seeing it from any anyone else other than your own point of view that's what i mean

that's not that's an opinion no just because your feelings are hurt means nothing really in the grand scheme of things no because everybody's getting their feelings No, just because your feelings are hurt means nothing really in the grand scheme of things. No. Because everybody's getting their feelings hurt. You've just got to suck it up and move on with your life. But, yeah, sometimes I think that. So his theory is a bit, again, a bit too far-fetched for me. Are there points in there I get?

Absolutely. Yeah. I get where I can see it. I get what he's saying. Yeah. Is there a puppet master and we're the puppets i understand that to me is basically what he's saying yeah i think maybe there might be truth to that because i that's what i mean i come from i kind of see and and i mean that like

are these happy moments just deterring us just distracting us from where we really are because sometimes that also makes sense oh yeah yeah but that yeah it's a person that's a person oh yeah of course it's not too far-fetched maybe but you know that kind of makes sense to me as well mentally a little bit like sometimes i'm like whoa the fail slipping are we actually in hell and then something great happens and i'm like no and then i'm like yes and then i'm like no gosh who knows we're uh find out when we die i reckon okay hit me really yeah i reckon we'll be showing the truth. You'll die and then you'll be like, I don't know if I'd want to know.

I feel like I'd be massively disappointed. I feel like if you show... And then have so many questions. Yeah, but apparently, what about the theory of you choose your life you're going to have? So they play it all out for you and they're like, where do you want to go? And if you've got those lessons to learn, you go, oh, ellie oh i'll be emily because these are lessons that i need to to hire myself do you know what i mean to become more of a spiritual person i definitely didn't choose yes i mean because i'm like really there was options and i went oh that's the one that's the one but you know i quite like i think there's you know maybe there's

something to that because if that's the truth when you come they reckon they say that is why babies come out screaming and why young children sometimes remember their past life because it's like you're going through the tunnel being reborn do you know what i mean to your next life and you're crying because you're mourning you're lost am i making you shiver you just went yeah yeah that's a really fucking sad theory yeah well no i don't know because i don't know because if we are here we've been sent if we've been sent here to learn. Not again. Yeah, no, I don't like that one. Yeah, I quite like that one. Go on. So I'm drinking this, but sorry. I've had a bit of a rough morning as well. We've had a

bunny day. I've had to taste in one of those. it's only called right oh my god it is right so i'm bringing us a little bit to present day away from ish i think it's present day down to earth i don't know so this one's about ai ai development okay okay so again, conspiracy theories. This is, I read a post about AI's effects in the forum and had to think about the rapid development of AI since the launch of ChatGPT. Since November 2022, I had to think about the rapid development of AI since the launch of ChatGPT.

Since November 2022, correct me if I'm wrong, there are a large number of AIs being used for everything. Before that day, this technology was only known to experts my theory is that the following take taking into account that the military is always 10 years advanced in technology yeah ai exists way longer than the media tells us i believe since the middle of the 20th century. Why? The Germans invented the computer, Konrad Zeus 1941, and the Americans captured this technology. They used and the SSR the American and the UDSSR the Americans were the first to develop an AI. that worked and used it since then to correct information to surveil the people, not only in America reference to Public Enemy number one with Will Smith

is that a film? yes, AI Public Enemy number one with Will Smith, that's a film isn't it? it's a great film I think it's iRobot so that's what it's referencing yeah

after the after they secured this technology they decided to give it to the public to take uh to make money with it and the people moped lazy right okay sounds funny but oh i know yeah sounds funny but could explain some stuff hope you enjoy it that's it um what do you reckon i think um i always wonder how we come up with technology and obviously i bet i hit the theory of aliens gave us the technology. How do you use AI? Only when we were doing the website thing. So not probably, not that I'm aware of, I would say. So I've used it at school, at work.

I've been in training for it with a bunch of others. I've been I've been in training for it with a bunch of others and the technology it's it's really quite interesting because we were asked to ask a question that would relate to a child that we work with so I asked it to in the information but in this if I asked it to- Put in the information. Put in this information. I asked it though, and actually what we were also told was if you ask it nicely with a please or a thank you,

it responds better than if you tell it a direct. Although it still does it. You get a better response with being courteous. You get a better response when you're actually being kinder to it. Yeah. When you're treating it better. That's a bit of a worry. Really odd.

Giving me terminator. Initially, I went, do this. And then the more we spoke about it and how it was saying how it's intelligent, I then tapped, please. And the story it gave me, so I asked it to do me a story for a nine-year-old boy who likes guitars and wrestling and it done me a story I then asked it to please make it less complicated so it then made it shorter. I then said could you please make it so that it would be suited for a child with dyslexia, so simplified it. Then I asked it to do an

image of the story, came out with four amazing images that fit this story yeah i haven't made this story up it literally did it and it fit the criteria it scares me i i'm worried it could be used in completely the wrong of course it could right absolutely but if it's being used correctly and could actually advance kids in their learning fine Fine, but if it decides to think and do for itself, we're looking at Terminator. But what this is saying is he is saying that this has been around a hell of a lot longer. And that makes sense to me.

Which is also really scary. Because I think film, sometimes it's subliminal messaging. They're trying to prepare us this is how Simpsons know right right so look at the Terminator it showed that we started normal we then went to AI

it then started making decisions for itself because once AI realises we're the problem with the earth what do you do to solve the problem we're the problem with the earth, what do you do to solve the problem? We're the contagion. Right now, while it's only doing it because we've asked it to do it, that's where we are. That is my fear.

I'm just hoping I'm not alive for it because I ain't got time for that, running away from robots and stuff. I feel like after Cizaze aerobics, I don't think we're fit enough. I like AI. I do. It is a very scary piece of technology. Yeah, it's the prospects if it starts to think for itself. You know, like, are we going to get... Have you ever watched a Will Smith?

Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, yeah. So, you know, if we do get these robots in our house and then the mother computer, the brain, is like, now nobody's to leave their houses blah blah blah what are you gonna do because i feel like i couldn't take on a robot i feel like i'd be better with a zombie you know what i mean so yeah no i do i like the theory underground yeah i feel like that's what i'm saying babe where are we going with this or did we have this technology hence building the

pyramid stonehenge this that and the other yeah a big disaster happened around a long time yeah longer yeah and that's what i'm saying did something bad happen and now we're starting do you see what i'm saying are we heading in the same direction because of all the global warming and all that may hold way more data than you think. Yeah? transmitters assuming each of the hundred billion neurons neurons can send a send and receive a combination of every neurotransmitter including various quantities of them then our brains are literally supercomputers oh absolutely yes so i liked this one i feel like it does relate because obviously coming up with all this technology if we were the ones to come up with it that and then someone said so technically we could really be smart if we actually choose to be.

If we actually used our brain. Just most choose not to. Absolutely. And I think, I can't even think where I got this information from. It's like how much percentage of the brain we use. There's no one that uses every aspect of their brain. They recommend 10%. Yes, Lucy.

Lucy. Yes, so they're saying we use 10% of our brain. So someone said, yes, furthermore, research has shown that the brain can store more than 100 terabytes. Okay. Yeah. Worth of data. I feel like I might be saying that wrong p e t a are you writing it in

yeah b y t e s worth of data rather than seven minus 30 p peterabytes p petrobites prior to mapping the brain again say our brains are supercomputers so if i didn't say it wrong a unit of data storage oh wow yeah fascinating so what number is that that move a little of that number more than we thought but i tell you because when um what's fascinating is when somebody has a brain injury that's like billion isn't it yeah way more yeah so when someone has a brain injury right or a stroke or something like that. So the first three months after the brain injury or something like that, the brain rewires itself. So it finds new ways to send neurons to help that section of the brain work. I find the brain fascinating. You know I do.

Yeah, the brain is crazy. It's absolutely fascinating. So those three months of that time that it's rewiring and it's trying to like remap itself whether it does successfully or not is is you know neither here nor there the point is the brain is sending out signals to make that part of the body that's been disrupted work again or at least be sufficient enough to help the body continue to go fascinating so yeah I liked that yeah that's a good one yeah I don't feel like I'm intelligent anymore yeah we moved on from that so I

had a really random one yeah I've got a few hands. Like, it's called No Dandelions. Okay. It's really random. I don't know where they're from either, which is really bothering me because that would help. Yeah. But it's No Dandelions. It's on conspiracy theories and it's source, trust me bro, right?

So they're saying, hey crazy thought, but has anyone noticed the complete lack of dandelions in their respective areas? We have had summer since April basically and we, not this country, and we have had little to no dandelions and plenty of rain to boot. Government interference to get our pollinators to die out? That's a question mark. I'm doing you now. That would be the bees, wouldn't it? That's what they mean. Get us dependent on a broken system. So I'm now thinking.

He's come up with that because there was no dandelions in his garden. Right. So I've had a couple of dandelions. I've had more daisies this year than I've ever had. But I have had dandelions. But the flowers have bloomed early this year. Oh, yeah, absolutely absolutely because of all the rain yeah so it normally my um my fruit isn't coming out now but it is so i've got a plant at home

that only blooms in um kind of end of summer end of summer yeah summer or more autumn winter yeah more autumn winter yeah yeah and it's sprouting yeah so all my roses have been out and done the first plant that's ever done that for me all my raspberries have already flowered i reckon they probably will again considering how we've got a long time and then i've had blackberries loads of stuff has like flowered so I get what he means but that really is we've had the weirdest spring I think for a long time I mean a lot of our videos show how cold we are in April and that. I don't know what time of the year it was. Yeah so that was that one really. I liked that. He made me, I just do like, okay, mate. And more so because the first comment, they're a little bit.

Go on. They were like, laugh my ass off. No, my yard is inundated with them, which is fine with me. Prettier and more useful than the plain old grass. You know, the reason he's going on about dandelions is because they're meant to help with a lot of health conditions so he's saying if they take away the day the government takes away the dandelions then the people using them a lot of people eat them use them for heart medicine yes then they can't cure themselves and the government have now clocked on that we're all using dandelions

which i haven't yet we're all going herbal but every year i think i might try that but i don't it's like this whole sting yourself and stinging it will get rid of hay fever oh i saw this i keep seeing more and more i saw a guy literally tooting on about it and i was just like let's watch it i've just seen the doctor saying yes because it's injecting yeah a doctor responded to it. Yeah, same with arthritis because whatever it's putting in to you is helping with arthritis, hay fever. And I think, like I sent another one to Jen the other day again. She's suffering bad and I sent her another one and I said to her, just try it. You're acting like you're being stabbed with a knife. It's stinging nettles.

I mean, look at my arms today. I went, I, you know, went on a bike ride. That's stinging nettles I mean look at my arms today I went I you know went on the bike ride that's stinging nettles and brambles I mean they really brambles the brambles go look at that I don't know about that scarred honestly yeah that one is do you reckon it will I reckon it will probably ease up it's still raised yeah that'll scar but that's what I mean it's like every day i'm like ripped apart and stung but it doesn't i don't really feel the stings now feel it but it's not like you know when you first start getting stung so i'm like do it do it like help yourself keely did you do it yeah oh keely as well yeah so it's three of the girls no she not for her for her

son oh yeah no yeah maybe maybe not but um i don't know i would have said to mine try it i'm not saying the whole body and just brush your arm and it's meant to inject the pollen or whatever in which does make sense because you would build up a tolerance right you'd hope so or you'd be really really sore. Really? Well I don't... stinging nettles you're acting like it's a beast thing, it's not. Yeah but they do hurt. Barely. What kind of a pussy hoe are you?

I don't like getting hurt. To be quite honest I'm not that bad with pain. Yeah. Brambles I'm not. Didn't you give birth on paracetamol? Only one of them. Yeah. Yeah, I had nothing. Right. Right off left field, same as you.

What if JFK assassination was planned by Marilyn Monroe? Oh, why do I think I know this? I've never heard this. I've heard this. Right. Go on, read the story. Right. think i know this i've never heard i've heard this right go on we just saw right so as you might know jfk and marilyn had had a team yeah had a team team um they were having they were alleged having

an affair and clearly jackie kennedy was on to them she was livid and of course she liked marilyn more exactly good singer and of course threatened uh threatened marilyn and her body oh no hold on she was threatened by marilyn But back on May 29th 1962 on JFK's birthday, Marilyn came out on stage in the iconic nude dress and sang Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Mr President. Happy birthday to you. Right, anyway, and saying happy birthday, the JFK. Just like that. Yeah. Obviously, we did it better totally

and he obviously was not expecting that to happen and earlier he introduced her to his brother because he felt like marilyn was becoming delusional about their intentions and obviously she was not for it because the happy birthday song was the bop anthem i don't know bop anthem of the 60s bopOP, Anthem, Marilyn Monroe. 60s? BOP, Anthem, Marilyn Monroe. Birthday of choice no bop anything no moving on after all the ignores from all those for all those eight years feel like marilyn got tired of him not loving her like that so she hired a hitman or just someone she knew to assassinate him and no one would find out because she's highly respected and she could probably pay the person a lot not to say anything guys i'm from sa saudi arabia but i sure do love some american history what do you guys think what do you think yeah why not yeah i mean i mean i'd be pissed off

yeah like you're not gonna leave your wife but you're coming round mine every chance you get I mean she was stunning she could have had anybody unless she wanted to be Mrs JFK it's always your dog who's dramatic you Hattie it's always you darling

you mean planned someone said uh no it was planned and carried out by the cia fbi helped to cover it cover it up jfk was murdered by americans simply for not being a good human still like that that's a better story than how... So do I. People are like, no. No, someone should... Marilyn Monroe died a year before JFK. Oh. My one... Unless somebody that was...

Maybe, maybe. Yeah. That's my theory. Maybe he was saying her name in his sleep. And she's like, you're going to die, motherfucker. Yeah, it could have been his wife. For having the affair. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, that is so much more feasible. That is very feasible to me. I mean, that actually makes sense to me. Who knows? No one ever knows. Yeah. Nobody.

Yeah. Go on. I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with this one now. Oh, right. Ready? Yeah. Conspiracy theory. Ready? I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with this one now but oh right ready yep conspiracy theories from reddit maddie mccann it's a scary one okay stuff that still bothers me now I'll be honest with you before I even start it entertainment purposes only absolutely i haven't followed that story oh well i have i know you have yeah but i i really haven't like it was terribly sad for me yeah in my my views it was sad that that child went missing yeah yeah no no yeah of course

yeah to my knowledge i didn't think a body was found. A body has not been found. Okay, so this is... A theory. This is a theory. This is somebody else's theory that I'm just relaying. Another girl's recently come out saying, I think I'm Madeline McCann.

I saw... The last one. I saw the last one. Yeah, so this is another one with the ID defects or whatever it is. Which is turning out to be a bit more common than we realised. We realised. Yeah. Right, so.

Go. Stuff that is still bothering me. And they put it under discussion. The Spanish police guy found her blood behind the hotel sofa. Yep. In the bathroom tiles. Yep. And back of hotel sofa. Yep. In the bathroom tiles. Yep. And back of their car.

Yep. This was completely ignored by everyone and then the policeman was fired and his findings dismissed. Have I just unplugged it? No, this is like super fucking hot. What did I just push? You just got all the pillows over it. Yeah. Yeah?

Now, apparently the blood found wasn't hers, but still, even if it was someone else's blood, why was there lots of someone else's blood all over their room and car, and especially in weird places like behind the sofa suggests a body was being hidden there. Okay in the bathroom tiles possibly from where they've tried to clean blood off them or perhaps the body was put there because it's easier to clean and in the boot of the car again hiding the body and also using car to transport it. So considering this even if it's not Maddie's blood and someone

else's it's obvious that someone died in their company or was killed because there was just no way all that blood would come from a small wound like a nosebleed, especially in those places it was found. Okay. Okay. I don't know this story. I really don't know this story. They've already got some facts wrong there. I also think about the fact Maddie was taken and not the younger siblings. I often think if the kidnapper was going to sacrifice her or traffic her or sell her, etc., traffic her or sell her etc they would have likely preferred a baby to a five-year-old or even perhaps take a maddie and one of the siblings the shirt maddie went missing in was seen as the mum went through all her stuff after she went missing. How could the top she disappeared in somehow find its way back with the parents? These are all bothering this person.

And no CCTV. Nothing at all was caught on camera in a hotel resort where there would have been plenty CCTV. The CCTV would have caught something. Okay. And when I read through their statements from the parents and the friends, there was contradictory information and the stories didn't match up

and the friends gave different stories and not only that but the parents changed their stories multiple times and contradicted themselves. All of this stuff is public knowledge and we know yet nothing is done and no one is bothered. think is done and no one is bothered sure i get that if the parents pay people off or the parents are part of the elite and or secret society societies etc that this whole case will always be hushed up and no one can investigate properly and highlight the obvious truth and arrest the parents because of the parents status and their wealth and because it's likely it's all part of a bigger situation involving more people and therefore it will forever be covered up but putting this aside why don't people in society even question this why do we just accept what we are told and keep our mouth shut even when the evidence is

overwhelmingly and clearly shows foul play why do we just ignore it and pretend it didn't happen? Why do we all follow like sheep rather than speaking up? What I also want to know, if the parents were part of the elite or a secret society and or involved with other powerful high up government people and they were involved in some sort of ring, bad ring, of trafficking operation then people know this would have been covered up from the start. Why did they even bother making it public knowledge if they did do something to her and it was covered up, why did it even become such a big deal? Why did it get media attention for what? If they knew it was going to be covered up, then why not keep it quiet full stop? Why make it such a big deal if the truth would get hidden away?

Kids go missing every day and barely any of them reach the news or media. Why was this case made such a big deal and why is this one the only case that was made a big deal? Many kids have gone missing since then. Why haven't any of them got the same attention as Maddie? What made this so special? Was this all a ploy for them to make money from the media, from selling books etc? Here's a thought, What if Maddie is alive and still living with the McCanns and never went missing and this was all a big song and dance just to make them richer? And they've stopped. Okay. So what I'm going to say is for entertainment purposes only. Okay. Yeah. My theory on this whole Maddie McCannann thing because there are so many theories yeah

first of all you can't tell me that this isn't all the parents fault so if she was taken it's their fault if she died it's their fault whatever the situation is it's all on them in my opinion because they left three supposedly allegedly left three children alone in a hotel room and went and had dinner now i have watched all the documentaries and whatever and i have seen how far it is and they're trying to make out like they were at the end of a garden bitch please right don't you left your kids your babies and that's all on you um anyway let's rewind there is another thing that's very weird that i have read i think it's in the pg files which is all the files documents whatever that um in the apartment where they were staying they brought a new fridge freezer who goes on holiday and buys

the apartment a new fridge freezer nobody i know and um the blood found which was a familial match right by the way so that's where that's what they got wrong it actually did match so it was a partial match to maddie but they couldn't quite 100 say it was maddie's could have been a sibling right but that blood in the boot of the car found by cadaver dogs in the apartment and in the back of the car that car was hired 23 or six days something like that after money went missing right so you know i'm fully fully read a lot of stuff i don't remember a lot of it partly why i was intrigued yeah it's kind of it's kind of chilled off and i get really irritated with people that don't hold the parents accountable at all it really bothers me because even if she was taken and they had no part in

that right right which is not my theory i think they had a part in the whole thing for entertainment purposes only it's just my it's just a theory yeah yeah who leaves their fucking kids I just don't, I cannot I think I was pregnant with Alfie I just had Alfie round that time when she went missing I couldn't understand why you'd go on a holiday

and then, I mean there's so many things there's you know are they the part of the Freemasons is it a you know are they the part of the Freemasons yeah yeah is it a perigee uh you know sexual thing going on I mean there's loads of theories definitely um it's fucking weird yeah it's yeah and I think there there is there to blame no matter what no I agree I I absolutely do hold them accountable at the end of the day and child went missing their child went missing that was under their care yeah

therefore yeah you are accountable i mean i think like the twins were like one years old or something stupid like that i don't know why why did they just take the older child you think that the younger one would have made more sense yeah and then there wouldn't even be any sort of memory there would be a struggle you could just pick a child up that that's not i mean i mean i don't know i don't i don't know yeah it's a really i mean. I mean, the whole thing bothers me. It really bothers me, the whole thing. And they're right. Again, kids go missing every single day. Every single day.

And that's it. I mean, the amount of fucking millions and millions and millions of pounds they've had. They have been not held accountable. If that was me or you, and we come back to the UK, one child down, what would happen to our children? They'd be fucking taken. We wouldn't still have them all, would we? No, not at all. So, you know, that's unacceptable to me as well. I don't care that they were doctors.

Who goes home with one less child and you're... Then you've got to look at how they said, we'll never leave the country until money's found. As soon as the Spanish police were like, you've got something look at how they said we never leave the country until money's found soon as the spanish police were like this you've got something to do with this fucking left then didn't they not sorry portuguese please they left quicker than jack robinson do you know what i mean it was the whole thing was weird because apparently the instead of coming and ringing the authorities before they run the authorities in Portugal they um run the Sun newspaper the whole thing just doesn't make sense and there is a famous uh YouTube thing I've

forgotten his name now but basically he's like a human lie detector he works for whatever it is and he goes through their um interviews this that and the other and he pulls out where he thinks they're lying that they're admitting to having something to do with it this that and the other i mean that is fascinating and that is what really pushed me over the edge of she didn't disappear something happened yeah yeah yeah their comments um you've got the really angry people that are angry people hate are being mean to the mccann's and then you've got the people that convince mccann's done it yeah so this one was only posted 23 days ago there are comments yeah um someone corrected in portuguese please not spanish um someone says i used to live up the road from where she was taken in portugal

that apartment complex offered babysitting services which makes it even worse yeah to doctors doctors honestly they weren't skiing so this person has said i'm portuguese i wasn't much older than Maddy when all of this happened. I went into the media really, it went into the media really quickly. Because Portuguese cases are not that serious or even if they are taken to court, the Portuguese justice system is shit. to call the Portuguese justice system is shit and the P word only just only last four years if they spend it in jail at all but the bad people I mean I could do like a whole they were tourists in a resort and criminal cases don't really happen to tourists at all maddie's parents are very well off they both have successful careers and are affiliated with important and rich people yeah truth is that portuguese police would Truth is that Portuguese police would accept money and swipe everything under the rug because they are great at that instead of doing their jobs. An elite society associated with undeading people and child taking and trafficking involving children.

So I'm guessing Jeffrey Epstein, did I say his name right? Yep. May have to be in that society too given his wealth and connections if we put it into account that I don't know what that name says Gisli yeah Gisli anyway Maxwell was British and very well known. We may assume Epstein and Maxwell knew the McCanns. The police portraits also resemble a lot of the Podesta brothers and that name game, Gisling. and that name game, Gisling. If you think from that perspective, if the McCanns were to sell or traffic one of their kids, it would be the oldest since it would make more sense

if she was being trafficked. Yeah. she was being trafficked. Meanwhile the case got extremely famous quickly so they either changed the kids totally identity or they killed undead, sorry if they saw it as an inconvenience, this happened in 2007 when Epstein was still very active with his

P word crimes and then people have commented off of that comment I mean it's very deep isn't it it's like a rabbit hole babe because there's so many theories and the way that some of the photos look like they were the police aren't really a resemblance but a dead ringer of those p bros yes of the person that saw them i believe they were there visiting maybe it's like a price to pay do you

know what i mean it just doesn't the whole thing doesn't make sense it doesn't make sense i don't know anybody that goes on a holiday and goes oh we're going out for dinner be good kids bye-bye like it just doesn't make sense i I don't care where you are. You just don't do that. They might, listen, she might have been taken. She really might have been taken. The top they're talking about. So the top that Maddie got taken in, she also had that, showed it, and she'd washed it.

She washed her teddy bear as well that was left in the bed. Who would do that? You wouldn't, would you? No. who would do that you wouldn't would you you would the whole the whole thing stinks of something is wrong here do you know what i mean i'm not really sure what it is but i know the whole thing makes me uncomfortable and i have my own theories but oh and rather than anybody like the british no the portuguese detective who was like I think it's you there's something you've done something yeah and they sued him so they've spent

more time suing anybody that speaks out about them than looking for their daughter so and now obviously so she would be 18, 19. So she'd be in her teens now. Well, she would be. She's a year older than now. Oh, no, she's five years. So she'd be 20. 20?

21? She, was she five when she went missing? I feel like five. Yeah, she was younger. Five? No, I'm sure it was five. Five, yeah. So she would be, yeah, in her 20s.

The whole thing's really sad, but I don't really understand why they got so much money in publicity when there are so many children in the world that are missing. It really confuses me because they're doctors. Why are they so special? Or is it because the people they knew covered it because she's a little a blonde white girl that's unacceptable to me as well that's what this guy's saying like how is she

more important than anybody else's kid so i think we'll leave it there um i knew that would write you yeah oh because i could i could really do like a whole two hour podcast just on it myself but I don't want to cause any trouble either. Do you know what I mean? That's why I say, you know, these are theories,

you know, it means nothing. And that is what we were looking at today. We really were looking at people's theories and what we're thinking. Yeah, and what we think on that.

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