Middle-aged opinion - Disgusting habits

Episode Date: January 7, 2026

Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode. We hope you enjoyed today’s podcast. It’s about those weird things we do at home in private sometimes not so in private disturbing other people #DisgustingHabits

Wow. What do you think in that? What don't you think of that? What I think? That girl is going to... Christmas joy! Um, yeah, and so now I'd definitely be deeper in revision, but because... I definitely be deeper in revision.

Um, but because of the way it is, I'm like... Okay? Yeah? Sometimes it's like learning a foreign language. I mean, honestly, sometimes listening to you, it's foreign language. I was listening to it's foreign language. I'm just like, what the fuck is she doing? Yes, babe.

I'm like, I'm so proud of you. Okay. I'm so proud of you. I have no idea what she just said. I don't know how I'm going through it, but I am. Do you think about pipes? Yeah. Your pipes.

Um, drain pipes. Pipes. Pipe. Pipe calls. Bens. Benes. Well, I've got two, I've got a bender teacher. Nooks and crannies.

He shows you where a feds. and how to squeeze it in. If you get the lubrication, there's different types of lubrication for pipes. One has experienced them all. Nooks and crannies. Then Jamie, another student, he was doing the tank, like a tank that would be in your loft. And then he was doing, I'm not very good with the words, but basically he was fixing the pipe there because it's part of the course. And he went, Elle, look at this.

And I was like, well, what's up, babe. And he was like, this is what I've come to college for. And I thought, you're absolutely right. This is why we've come, the exciting stuff. At the moment, it's learning to put that stuff together. Yeah. But he also did the toilet as well. And I'm like, can't wait to get to the toilet.

He did the toilet. But getting to that point means that you're then becoming a plumber. And then Sam, lovely boy, they're all boys. They're very young compared to me. he did a radiator but installed new pipe work exciting yeah so I've got a job in a few months but I've got to extend the pipe work to the new radiator okay so I'm like hi Luke can you teach me how to do that which I will learn but it's quite scary though yeah because shine all the time is like I'm going to start putting out for jobs do you want to come with me

we just split the money half and I'm like I'm frightened Danny you know what I mean so but really I need to just go do it do it and if it goes wrong right away just give them a different name really Emily so it my address is oh dear right yeah let me get to it what we get into what we do are we happy what do you want should we start with what I think is going to be the most dull is going to be disgusting habit. Yeah. Because I have got some

whammers for you on the other stuff. Whammers? Yeah, it's like some really disgusting, disturbing stories. She's got whammers. Listen, they're only disgusting because I wouldn't do it. It doesn't mean it's disgusting. Just means it's really not my thing.

Right. Disgusting. yeah I'm just trying to I've saved quite a lot actually I've saved more than I thought I think I've saved a lot on there because I was just desperately trying to find I've only got three on slutty confessions by the look at it perfect so you're doing the four on that one and then I have one two three four five six I've got yeah I've only got four on on inside me okay but I think a couple of them I can take a couple of stories out of

them fine well let's just go with it because we've overlapped on anything and then I did notice as I was trying to save some of them I'd already had that save for what's been inside me so if we ever do a what's been inside me which probably be next Christmas we're gonna have to web search this because I feel like a lot of the stories are, you know, not a lot of people coming to Reddit and going, this is what I put inside me, which is really selfish of them, isn't there? Right. What we're going first? Disgusting Habits. I mean, that really is a disgusting habit. Apples. I was telling... Apples? Yeah, up the ass. I was telling, because we were talking about it before we started on Monday and Tuesday,

class and I was like oh on Friday I'm excited you know wrapping up the podcast for Christmas but this is what we're doing and they went what's been in shiny and I was like yeah I was like people put apples and everything up their asses what but then it was the iPad people can't move on from the iPad and I was like I struggle to move past the iPad incident as well I was like you should listen and then mason went wash you cold wash it caught because because he wants to know what's been signed he wants to know he's comparing himself i was like research research oh my god i probably have to get it's a water halfway through i can't be mad at you that you've given me a cup of chip how selfish can you be just be grateful did you want me to chuck it you should chuck it

Why? It's germs living chips. Germs? Germs. Have you seen this place? I know you probably don't have a single germ in here. I've got a thousand germs in here. It's my point.

No. I've wiped down that in the bleacher. They move that back and moves on with my life. I actually don't really use bleach a lot now because people throw things on the floor and then it stains them. Like, so now I use the 99% bacterial thing. Yeah. so you not notice that you're bleached the bathroom so I throwed the towels on the floor

and then they're all stained no because they only use bleach on the toilets to be honest that's really what I do now so occasionally like when I had the plumber coming who did not fix the pipe by the way yeah um I mean he owes me 10 million pounds now I put 10 million pounds on it it's not that way it clearly is isn't it dickhead anyway Occasionally, I will bleach the whole bathroom top to bottom, wall, ceiling, the lot. My bathroom desperately needs that and then part of me goes, why, you're going to rip it out? Yeah, but when are you going to rip it out? I don't know.

I don't know. So do it. It's like the whole room. I do like the smell of bleach. I do like the smell of bleach. I like the chloriney smell. Yeah, I do. But then, you know, when you come out and you've been bleaching for so long because you lose your smell.

You lose your smell, but you're also a bit like, ooh, like when I do the kitchen and pour everything out of there, but you know when you're halfway through and you're like, what, I do this? And your back hurts and you can't be fucked. I mean, that's pretty much when I start anything, to be honest. It is true. Right. Let me go back.

Which one did I like? I don't know. I don't know. I think some right random things. Right. Hello everyone and welcome to Middle-Aged opinion. and I'm your host, Ellie, and I'm your host, Emily, and we are looking at disgusting habits, dirty habits that you wonderful people want to talk about and share with us. Wasn't it our choice?

Oh, yeah, we chose this. Someone put it on Reddit. Yeah, we feel like they could be worse and you've let us down a little bit, if I'm honest. Yeah. It's going to be a little bit dry. But we're going to, you know, we're going to shake it out. It's all right. Yeah.

So, um, you want, you want to? No, you go first. Oh, geez, Louise. I picked a couple of, like, actual stories. Yeah. One of which really pissed me off. Okay. Shall I start with that one?

Start with what pisses me off the most. It annoyed me. The person annoys you or people annoyed me. The story, it annoyed me. Because I thought it was really fucking mean. Really mean, why? So it's actually called, They've called this story

My grandfather And he's disgusting eating habit Your grandfather and he's disgusting eating habit That's rude to bear with I mean like you're talking about old people here You've probably got no teeth Tell me I'm shot so let me tell you

I don't tell you about this I think you're going to be with me on the same page really Okay, it depends how gross he is. My name is to make you want to throw up. So let me tell you guys what he does. She talks really unkindly about this old man. Okay, she's just waiting for inheritance. Yeah, I reckon.

So, if he has some sort of psychological disorder, I would know. I personally feel that his desire to eat is highly psychological and not actually psychological and not actually psychological and not actually psychological what the fuck she's saying and not psychological

okay I don't know what she's trying to say I think she's just trying to justify her bullshit she's wrong okay I've decided one she's got six points oh okay he is 80 80 old man

a very old man yeah but eats more diet than me. I don't understand that either. And this person is 23. And my father, 55, or my mother, 50. Two. After everyone's asleep, he goes to the kitchen and frisks the refrigerator thoroughly. He secretly eats fruit that are reserved for other members who are too ashamed to confront him. he does this every night one night i saw him eating curry with his bare hands from a bowl i found that utterly disgusted it's meant to be eaten he was using his fingers that were covered with saliva and take and to take the curry out of the serving bowl we were supposed to eat

that curry the next morning three even after After he had finished eating his meal, he keeps on staring at us as we eat. He has no concept of manners or etiquette. He comes to my room when he knows I have something to eat. He then schemingly starts conversation to divert my attention so that he can get a handful of what I'm eating. This infuriates me. my mum is sick of him as she has to as she has to was all the utensils wash all the utensils twice thinking that he might have eaten from them because once I found a used spoon that had

curry over it placed into the spoon wrap he does this so that doesn't have to wash the utensils he uses at night. He thinks we don't know about that. Six, we had guests over. We got some burgers and pizza for their kids. My grandfather came into the room hoping to get something. When he did not get anything, he sat staring at the kids as they ate. He asked weird questions to them such as, how does that taste? Does that taste good this made us uncomfortable like being uncomfortable so there we are this is how to talk about your grandfather and he's discussing eating habits I know what you're saying but it's making me feel a little bit sick it's the saliva thing you're getting

nice you get chaste mash back up um but I don't know it does make me feel sick I feel like a fridge in her room would solve a lot of the problems, right? Just lock the door. I don't know. It sounds like there's something wrong with him. I think it sounds like they starve the man and he's literally just out scavenging for food. I don't. I feel like something's going on in his brain that's making him hungry all of the time.

Probably like no one feeding him. But he sits down and eats dinner with them all. How can they have guests over and they get food and he doesn't get anything so he stares at the kids while they eat their food? I don't know. Why is he not got, why is he not part of dinner? I don't know. The whole situation is very strange. I mean, do all these people live together?

Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I mean, I get where you're coming from and I understand what you're saying, but it'll be a mean to an old fan. Well, if I saw any member of a member of them. of my family in the fridge and then put it back in I'd be absolutely raging same as like drinking milk out of the container it's fucking sick yeah I don't like out the carton or um Alfie will have a glass of water and then put it on the drainer like it's been washed and I'm like take your skanky or pull wipe his foreheads now put that in the wash you know like a teetowel and you do something like that

and I'm like now put it in the wash why would you wipe his face with something because it's just like you know it's like doing something and then you're just doing that and I'm like you don't wipe you

I don't like any of that shit no body fluids like we discussed ear wax last week it makes me feel absolutely fucking sick belly buns I'll stop it now

make me feel really sick so that made me feel really sick so I'm a little bit on her side no I mean I'm like granted are you okay do you need a spoon I'd offer the spoon I would be hiding fucking I'd be like that's yours now yeah you crack on me that's all yours now use a spoon I mean there might be something more going on than what I'm picking up on but it it sounds filthy I think there'd be me stand nice it's disgusting let me just have a little bit

Right. I feel so ashamed because of my disgusting habit. I feel a lot of shame omitting it, but I have a horrible habit that is getting overwhelming and out of hand. Since I was a teenager, I have always eaten in my room and left half-eaten plates of food stacked on my desk and on my floor it was building up during depression episodes and i have no energy to even get up out of bed let alone clean up after myself the plates will grow mold on them and it started to smell really bad until i forced myself to clean it all up by my parents and then the cycle starts again now I'm moving out of my home and live by myself just been through a really rough patch of my life with work dress and some family issues

I have nobody to force me to clean it up and it's gotten to the point where I can smell it all throughout my apartment oh my god it's absolutely disgusting and it makes things worse my boyfriend wants to come over for dinner sometime next week so I will have to get out cleaning then the mold is so bad that I'm buying paper plates and plastic forks because it's easier than cleaning up I have to wear face masks in my own home he knows I have some struggles with mental self in the past and have been recent and have been recently supported through this but I'm worried that this would be the last straw. I don't know what to do or how to fix it. It's absolutely disgusting, but when I let it build up to the point I was not in my sound state of mine two seconds. Right, go on then. You're doing this. What do you think about that?

it's a worry it's a dirty habit and actually I feel like this is a dirty habit and actually I feel like this is my mental health issue it's a massive mental health issue I mean I don't like washing up utensils I'm not going to lie I hate washing up and it comes to nice and folks but they don't stay there You're like, but, but they do not, no, stay there gathering dust and mould and... Before I got the dishwasher, sorry, my focus, if I left it one day, which occasionally you do, go to bed, I can go to bed without washing up, I do. I get up the next day and I'm like, and I do it in the morning. Yeah, I'm like, ugh.

Because it smells immediately, it smells. You can smell it. Yeah. Especially if you haven't, like, rinsed them out and put them in the sink. Yeah. Which I never did. I sometimes do,

but when the kids have just chucked it on the side and I'm just like, fuck so I'm fed up and doing this all by myself, just chucking in there. Yeah, then I wash up in the morning. Wash them up and putting away clothes is one of the most boring things that I have to do in my life. Yeah, but you know,

I do something that some people don't do. I match and fold socks I just roll them in a ball yeah but you match them right yeah of course yeah I know some people don't do that yeah no I match there's like a percentage

it takes like good two hours I fill the bag as the week goes by and then I fold them someone has actually worked out how many days in your life throughout your whole life you lose through

matching and folding sucks and how many days am I losing I can't remember it's a fucking lot though if it's more than one it's too many

yeah it is yeah high five it ain't no one I've been thinking about high five for a while

um no yeah I'm a bit concerned and she actually has a boyfriend yeah so luckily she's a dirty bitch luckily

everybody has been really sweet and they've actually instead of being like this what you need to do blah blah blah they're like this is a way to help you manage that by not letting it become overwhelming so people will suggest it I'm not going to because everyone's written a story but it's more like make sure you've got black sacks everywhere like everywhere you can't put your nice and false in a black sack no no no but for rubbish right so then when you've done that make sure that like the sink is is full with water and then just start dumping them in there because then all obviously all the shit will come off and go to the bottom. But the nice thing is, people aren't being horrible because this is a mental health issue. She's every now, you know, she goes into like a full block and can't manage. But I say, when you go through your, I'm going to clean up, clean everything up and then only use paper plates and whatnot.

Because in that way, you're not, you haven't got that build up. You've literally got paper plates, knives and full. you use them and then straight in the bin with the bags everywhere you know what I mean I also reckon I only have one

one knife and fork one plate yeah yeah and that's all you've got to deal with instead of allowing to use one use another one you know it's interesting that like

I don't think I ever put mine to it when I was hand washing but now I have the dishwasher and that goes on once or twice a day yeah because everyone in this house as a fucking tramp but I don't think I ever paid much attention on how many

forks are used during the day and it's fucking criminal see mine is cups when the boys are home they will have a drink of a while leave the cup on the side not in sync yeah on side they'll go back for a juice but they'll get another cup out

and they'll do that one and then they'll leave it on side another sink yeah yeah yeah and then they'll go back and then they'll have another water but they'll get a new one out and leave got inside nothing I got the boys I got the boys for their birthday or washing basket and each yeah to go in their rooms do you know like the pop-up nothing nothing you know amazing and because Alfie will throw it on the floor Harry will throw it on the floor so when I both do this when I go and do their rooms right and then I pick it up they'd be like

where's this I hadn't even worn it well how am I meant to know why is it on the floor what exactly now this is the million dollar question isn't it over to you this is a little attack but I'm going to be not going to stick with it being a little attack right you should push your fingers in I can't use make my finger feel funny yeah it's like restricting the blood push your finger right in and then uh just feels more natural I'm going to contemplate more natural this is why are so why oh so many men so unhygienic and disgusting i happen to agree but also not it's just that's the i don't know i ain't started yet hang on you know i go on a date dressed nice with my hair

product in i smell amazing with perfume and just brush my teeth or had a mint at least Please don't drop him. 70% of the time he shows up in a sloppy white t-shirt with bad breath that could knock you over from across the table.

Halitosis. God only knows how much cheese encrusted down there. But fuck sake! With that level of hygiene across the body. Seriously, the amount of men who open their mouths

and have terrible breath is absurd. One time, recently, I was on a date. I was so excited beforehand. He was so cute. And we were about five feet apart across the table and I could still smell it. I kept leaning back in my chair to try and escape. This is why I don't waste my good perfume for dates.

that's her rant okay um I mean do they know they've got bad breath do you think she's like damn why why won't you see me I've got my good perfume on for you yeah well don't even brush her teeth I don't know I don't know what to say I mean she has a point but maybe they just didn't know it's I'm losing circulation yeah so the comments I think this is a guy I haven't done anything all day

I haven't sweated I don't need a shower meanwhile this is my is day three of haven't done anything all right next person says

oh so he hasn't shower yet first thing I noticed when I we started spending half the year in a capital city

in South American country was how no one stank Not even on a packed subway on a sweltering day, not even the street guys stink. At first I thought I was losing my sense of smell, but no, everyone scrubbed. Every bathroom has a B-day. It's a butthole cleaner, isn't it?

Yes, a bun cleaner. I'm originally from New York City where the funk in any crowded place could knock you to your knees. I replied to that. Was it Brazil? We're notorious germaphobes. Pretty common to see people brushing their teeth in whatever public restaurant. Sinks in every restaurant and mall's eating cool. It is normal to shower twice a day during summer.

First thing our friends and family comment about when traveling abroad is how much people stink. No fucking out. It's also socially acceptable to mock people's bad hygiene here. It fits into our culture of making fun of everything. It's not a humiliation thing, but more like, damn, Josie, I can smell your breath entering the building. And the most surprising part, men actually shame each other. Where's this? This is Brazil. Brazil, like, are they notoriously

three bottles of mouthwash if we ever go. Yeah. I'm from a Latin family and live in the US. My family is always amazed at how gross Americans can be. Interesting about men policing each other's hygiene sounds about right.

I don't know. We've had this conversation before. When you're going out, you generally shower because it's like the normal thing to do. I mean me, Helen, I've had this conversation with Helen because she's like, damn, did you smell them? She's like, before I go out, I don't know about you, but I shower.

And I was like, yeah, most people do. Yeah. But some people don't. And another thing I find is a lot of people don't wear deodorant, man. It's like, can't you smell your B-O? Like, I don't understand how, because someone walks past me, they've got B-O, and I'm, yeah, I'm like that. Is it me? Is it me?

Yeah, he's got to eat. I love onions. Yeah, we're not for di-o-o-ed. No. I love onions. Someone says getting a bidet changed my life. Don't people know how to clean their butts?

I'm not using wine is horrifying. I mean, saying that, babe, we use wet wipes and I can't imagine not living my life using toilet wipes. I just can't.

Because you're squeaky clean everywhere. Last one. As someone with depression, because they're blaming it on depression I'm just going to openly admit that sometimes don't shower for a few days and that I know

what it's like to feel like it's easier to live with your own bio and feeling of being sweaty and dirty than it would be to drag yourself into the shower however I only do that when I know I'm not going to see anyone going to work friends dates like that

just shows so much disrespectful from people around you. It actually does. It is actually disrespectful. But like I say, for me, the most interesting part is that they can't smell that. I don't understand that. Right. Ready?

I love my part. Oh, no, let me start with the title. I'm disgusted by my partner's eating habits. Maybe this is the wife of the old man. I love my partner but he is overweight and struggles really hard to eat regularly and often binges on pasta, pizza or cookies and crackers I make sure I always have fruit and vegetables in the house I cook him a lot of healthy meals

but he often says he is not hungry but then gorges later before bed he says he feels sick when he eats breakfast and he says he is too busy to eat at work. He is aware that I wish that he was slimmer and healthier and he often comments on how good I look. I'm quite fit in bracket share. This has been a struggle for me for almost three years. I've tried everything from attempting to guide him every meal

to not talking to him about food at all for months. Redditors, do I encourage him to be good for his own body? And then she has done a T-L-D-R. How do I encourage the love of my life to eat better? You ain't love of your life. Is it? Yeah.

I feel like she needs to move on. From his choices. Yeah. Like either do it in the most respectful way or leave. Because if he makes you feel disgusting and you're disgusted with him, you're making the situation worse, right? You're not helping. Right.

And actually all you're doing is damaging his own self-worth. Making him feel like shit. And actually, if you leave, maybe he'll have his own little wake-up call. Or actually, maybe he'll just be happy with who he is. Because you're not happy with who he is, which is making the situation worse, so you just don't even realise it. Yeah.

Top comment. It's going to be a difficult conversation, and he may react badly. I think in this case, you need to approach this as not only concern for his health, but you also have to tell him that you are losing your attraction for him, because of his failure.

to care for himself properly. His mental and physical health needs to be addressed. This sounds like depression. At the end of the day, however you can't force him to make healthy choices. You may have to make a difficult decision on your own if he doesn't start addressing this. If this is actually mental health, then what you're doing is making a health

worse. I think people don't change unless they're ready to change or want to change and I think pressurising someone makes them dig their hills in. That ain't gonna help him I'm gonna help no one I mean people are like

you know you gotta tell him that you're just not attracted to him literally people are going in on this not everyone in the world is healthy so unless he's morbidly obese and he's in danger, I think, you know, some people are just bigger, and that's also okay. Yeah. And if you are no longer attracted to your partner, that is actually okay too.

But you've got to be actually honest about it and not be like, you need to change. Yeah. Actually, people are now suggesting that he's got diabetes. People grow and go in different directions. Not everyone is fitness freak and wants to, I know, had to I was losing circulation and wants to you know go on this listen I've been running for just over two weeks now and it's exhausting and I might stop now to after Christmas if I want to so and then I was eating really healthy and not that's a lie I was eating better and losing weight and I put a bit

back on yes I want to lose some but am I going to enjoy Christmas yes the fuck I am so fuck right off mate that's what I say if he's got psychological problems I don't think making him feel like shit is gonna help the situation at all no no I think I you just need to be actually honest and stop saying oh it's because of his his health yeah and actually be honest with yourself you just you're not into him anymore yeah stop blaming it on something yeah I am actually fit so I'm fit and you're fat that's nice maybe no maybe try and find a hobby that you both like that's active together you know what I mean something like that that would be a start to

something but making him feel like shit all the time is not you know it's not gonna help with anything is it nope no it's not it's not darling it's not sorry it's getting cold oh my fucking gosh oh my Christ oh my Christ right go on this one it's disturbing okay you're not going to like this or i will like it because it's disturbing i'm not going to like this okay okay this is not okay okay it's not okay no it's not you're not going to like it okay it's gross love that no you won't you ready yes my disgusting habit not mine this person this is emily's story not mine emily this has come

Off my chest, okay? Off your chest. Not my chest, your chest. True off my chest. Not off my chest. It doesn't say true off my, it's just off my chest. Okay. Oh, maybe we need to save that one.

No, we don't think we do. Okay. Anyway. Hey, Reddit. Hey. I've been needing to get something off my chest for a while. For context, you should know that there are a ton of deer near my house because my dad is in the dad business.

Dear business, I think meant dear hicks as a result there are dears all around my house every day my parents make me pick up after them and now there's a problem I kinder ended up with a deer fetish I know it's terrible but it's just not something I know how to deal with All my life, I was raised in Catholic school and I just haven't been taught what to do about fetishes and sexuality. Oh my God. Anyway, over the last six months, I've been unable to control myself. It was about six in the afternoon and I had to help feed the deer. At this point, I was really turned on because of this boy named Patrick from myself. school. Anyway, I just couldn't help it. The stable was nice and dark. The other workers had

returned to the quarters and I was alone from a few of the deer. She's going to rape the deer. I knew I had to act fast so I ripped off my underwear and started stroking the head of one of the deer while I masturbated with the other other one. That dear has been sexually abused. I just Couldn't stop. I noticed the deer started grunted, possibly in fear. But I just kept going. Oh my God! Well, I failed to hear the worker come in to check on the weird noises coming from the room.

Safe to say, I could tell from his expression that it looked like I had just killed a man. I grabbed my panties and ran. Vowing never to be told on my lust for deer ever again. Thankfully, the worker didn't tell my dad what he had seen. However... How do you tell someone that? I do have to avoid eye contact whenever I come into range with that man. Many more months passed, I was still extremely attracted to these deer,

but I was afraid of being caught again. I just thought along the lines of when I... I go to college next year, I can watch literally all the dear porn I can possibly watch. There's deer porn. Anyway, I'm very upset. Until about three weeks ago, we're fine. But that was when it all happened. Again, after an insatiable urge, I just had to indulge again.

I finally decided to strip again and then. sit in front of him legs open with hay right in front of my area well he ate the hay and then licked my area once and then backed off which although only lasted a second was one of the best feelings I've ever had in the end I didn't get caught this time but I was ashamed sex with an animal unheard of after all that I still have I'm still having all these thoughts so what does Reddit think I should do I'm reporting her where does she live I'm not very happy about this is absolutely fucking vile she's raping the deer she's a deer rape I don't know what to do about it

I'm doing it was a bad one I Is this a woman I think so I want to know what people are saying because it's fucking It's actually against the law Yeah you fucking monster

Nikki It's a female I think I believe so So the first the first thing said was two things and they've put, I think they

I don't know what they are, I think they're part of Reddit stories which is Yif and Bad Dragon, I don't know. There's someone else said Zophilia is a much more common Zophilia. Zophilia

paraphernalia than many people think. Since it cannot give consent and are also quite strong and should potentially hurt you, or could potentially hurt you. I hope you get kicked in the verge of bitch. I would suggest refraining from

bestiality. Beastiality. I know of a website that acts as a safe haven for people with psychological problems and paraphernalias of all sorts.

There is a sub-finalia. forum, especially geared towards paraphernalia. And last time I logged in there, they logged in. Several zoos active there. I hope this can help you in some way. Sorry, what do they mean zoos active there? Are people molesting the animals? Or are they live streaming sues and people getting off to giraffes?

What's happening? what is happening don't click on that I'm not clicking on that it's my PI address mate I'm fucking beastieality I don't want to I don't want to know

I'm do you know this reminds me of when we were in school the 90s and that fucking animal farm tape was going round I never watched it but do you remember I never watched it but it was I everybody was talking about

Do you remember that? Didn't we like have an assembly or something about it? That was like the internet back then, but it was like a VH, VHR tape. Yeah, go on. I'm fucking shocked, mate. So this is long. Yeah.

Are they into it as well? Actual Exclusive Zophilia. Zulfilia. are in a relationship with his mayor for around 23 years speaking go on what we want to know his story I feel like I do do you yeah because this is well disturbing I would recommend sitting down and do the thinking why is it that makes you do it is it because the animals are available just within your reach or is Is there more than just trying to get off on a way more comfortably available than the more conventional human on human sex?

Are you interested in humans or are you aroused by deer only? How often do you feel the need to interact with them sexually? What's your age? many young folks experience a temporary phase of sexual exploration with animals. Do they? I don't know. Especially when living in a rural environment. For most youngsters, this phase will end when they fall in love for the first time.

As you wrote it, you seem to be interested solely in having sex with the deer. No love involved. So it could easily be you're just using the deer as a sexual outlet for the enormous sexual pressure any young adult experiences during puberty. As I understand it, you try to suppress your indecent behaviour, suppression only because they got caught, won't work out, believe me. if you really don't want to further engage with this you need a good distraction so you like a therapist to think of having sex with dear gets a human partner for example

imagine when she gets a fair hostel where this ambulance for me by five I'll be sent and you can be Rudolph literally the fuck man for the vast majority of youngsters with animal sex experience or fantasies, this usually will work out perfectly and the dirty folks will disappear. From what I can extract out of your post, you are typically a typical

case of using animals as a substitute for lacking human sex opportunities. This isn't full-blown zoophilia, so there is hope for you. But before I give further advice, please come up with more infer about yourself gender age human uh human sex experiences where there they are good or bad for you how shut the fuck up in general etc by the way there is an entire subretic on suphilia so if you dare to post your problem there just do it we don't buy we don't try to lure you into our Animal fucker community. Don't worry, we will judge. But we will try to sort out

what animals shall I like when I join. Hippopotamacy. Hebrew. I like the stripes. So feel free to ask any regarding your little problem. There we will try to help. Why do you want to join the group? I want to fuck a tiger.

Someone else says sex of animals is risky. Why don't have sex with a human being? what the fuck in your dear lust mate em i'm taking you all down mate i'm gonna fucking report you all oh well this is probably the most interesting person i've seen all day please don't have sex with animals please people don't do this weird shit i just don't understand

i know there are plenty of people that have sex with animals mostly women with dogs or horses however i have I've seen dudes with sheep and dogs as well. I don't have a story about a horse later. Much about this considering I'm not into animals like that. Maybe during your childhood something happened between you and the deer. Do you remember anything? Alyssa's just got to discercles.

Got a saved by a deer. It's actually quite disturbing. Yeah. So that's the worst by far, man. I was just like, oh. Oh okay Ellie will enjoy that right I'm gonna go on that red on that reddit We are gonna do a whole oh no no no it's yeah nice yeah I just I don't like it You brought it up you brought it to my attention that's it now

This is this is about disgusting right we need to say it's the animals babe I've got two deer over there to rain deer But they're being raped they weren't right I saw one of them lit up when on it with no no no no didn't we did that bam it was like that coconut drink we had earlier we weren't sure oh when I drove Alfie home one ran across the road it's very upsetting that these people are doing this to these animals the fuck is wrong with people we are the worst species ever do you know that like the fucking worst mate of all the things that could evolve, it was us.

And look at the fucking state of it. Oh, a fancy dear, I made it lick my punani. Fragicus, magicus, magicus, I just swat. Fucking gross. The fault of, like, the drink earlier, I've, like, got all watery. Ugh. Right, anyway, back to normality. Anyone else have gross habits.

They don't realize they probably engaged in shake it off going through divorce after a decade of marriage I've been living on my own for about almost five months now accidentally

spilled jogger on my phone this morning couldn't get up and grab a paper towel since I was on a Zoom call I lifted my phone to my face and lit the screen to clean it apparently I've gotten a little too used to living on my own because I guess I'd forgotten I was on camera video and well let's just say my colleagues watched in horror I'm a millennial and working almost exclusively on a team

of Gen X and Boomer College students making me wonder what they must think of me anyone else have odd or awkward habits they probably engaging without realising or thinking twice about it right I didn't hear any of that apart from I'm a manelial what has that got to do with licking it I don't know would you if you drop something on your phone

would you lick it I feel like I have licked my phone before I feel like I do it all the time I've done that before like I'm eating dinner and I'll be watching for and I'll be like oh oh no like baked beans or something and I will just is it a millennial thing That's why I read it. I feel like, like I've put up up a spoon and then I've put it back in to something else. I feel like I've licked things multiple times.

I didn't, but apparently it's like a thing. Apparently it's a millennial thing to lick things. Like to lick your, because obviously our hands are on the screens all the time. So I get what he's saying. Like people would be like, oh, that's fucking gross. Because obviously you put it down, you this, they're there. I mean, I wouldn't lick my phone at the moment purely because there's crap on the screen

I'd cut myself. Oh, you've dropped it? Oh, yeah, it's only that it's the glass screen thing on top. Oh, the fake cover. The fake cover. Yeah, I... I wouldn't look at that now. I fucking lick my phone, I'm going to say, at least once a week.

If I'm eating, I like to scroll through TikTok when I'm eating, and then a bit of juice, a bit saliva. And I'm like, oh. no drama but do you remember when we went back don't knows and then Jenna went don't do that the screen's 30 so I went don't tell me what to do like to the whole screen we were about to just go into COVID lockdown yeah I was quite ill we'd just come out of it we were all ill no we've got back to go in was it go in he was about to go in I was so fucking ill after that we had decided we were in Croydon as well you know it's not

the most good places. We decided we were going from McDonald's and I don't know how I got in but I got in and I got at the front these guys were still like trying to tap the screens I don't know why you licked it but she licked a screen Jenna told me not to

she told me not to touch it not to do whatever it was and I was like don't tell me what to do you know how I get don't tell me how to live my life don't lick the screen yeah the whole screen I never got McDonald's I think I had like half of one of yours or Helen's burgers I can't remember who's kicking off Sarah so is Sarah and I was like no my burger burger it's very upset that night I mean I got burger yeah so did Helen and then we

locked ourselves in our room I watched them dribbling and then they gave me half just how disgusting. So top comment. Oh, laughing my fucking ass off. I can't stop laughing. I've lived alone for the majority of the last decade. I have changed so much now that I lick my walls. I lick my hand. Because I can. No one is watching, L-O-L. I will not be admitting just how disgusting I can be. Well, last year, one of my co-workers forgot that he was on video and audio when he decided to use the bathroom during a sooom call to have a poo. I've done that, but I have some common sense and muted myself. I mean, I just don't see how this is a massive big deal. So boobas think we're gross. Boomer? No, yeah, you'd be boomer.

What's below us? Gen Z's below us. I just don't think Jensi would think that about us. I think they probably do. No, because they... You see some of the looks I get at the college from the young children. Oh. And I'm like, ha!

And then Sam said to me, I see you different now. After I told you in the podcast, I do. So you've got boomers, then what? Are people like we need to Google the order? what should I say Gen X They're menelios What comes after millennials

No before I want to know what comes Oh that's gen Right so Millennials Gen Y Is Gen Z Gen Y is Minelial

Also called Zoomers Born roughly between 1997 and 2012 Followed by Generation Alpha No they're not Generation Alpha

2010 to mid 2022 and now Generation Beta starting 2025 The fuck, why? What are the names? Oh mate

I think it's worse and worse with each generation mate So yeah I was just like I just didn't find it so gross But apparently I don't find that gross It's gross I mean if someone else is phone, maybe, if I licked your phone, it would be like, that, what are you doing? Yeah, but I'd be like, oh, you tramp, and then probably use a wipe and then move on with my life.

Yeah, but can you... In your phone, be like... Why are you looking my phone? That's not right. Yeah, but I wouldn't be... To lick your own phone. Yeah, but I would have been... No different than sucking your own finger if you dipped it in a...

Or the hands. But I wouldn't be absolutely disgusted with you. I'd just be like, can you not lick my phone broth? that would be that would be we wouldn't have gone to Reddit over it yeah Emily lick my phone I probably would I'd probably tell them Emily lit my phone

I'm like oh oh it's a very rubbery you know she thinks she puts some on the deer nipple covers don't look at me that's shy I don't think that would get I'm trying to

if that would cover my punani. No, I don't think so. Maybe cross. Better fly. Okay, right, moving on. How do you deal with your partner's disgusting habits? Throw away count. I'm not that great. I'm ready, blah, blah, blah. I'm just crap. I, uh, 30 female, be with my boyfriend 30 male for over a decade. Over the past couple of years, I've noted loads of bad discussing habits that he has that weren't there in the start. None of us are perfect and I know we all have some weird or potentially discussing habits, but my boyfriend takes it to the extreme. He works a lot with his hands and even during the beer virus, I don't know where that is.

Me neither do you want me to googly? I've always asked him to wash his hands before he eats. after he finished his work. I know for a fact that even though his work has provided him with gloves, sanitiser, hand wash, wipes, et cetera, he doesn't use them. He picks his nose and wipes it under his car seat. Corona.

Oh. Well, it's corona, in it? Oh, yeah. So it's obviously, this is obviously someone younger. Yeah. He doesn't like people lick in their phones. That's funny. He picks his nose and wipes it.

under his car seat. Okay, no, that's too much. Or our couch at home. No. I just use cleaning wipes to clean the boogers when they're dry, when he's not there. More recently, though, something that has been getting to me is that he'll pick at his butthole and then sniff his hand. Sometimes, multiple times.

Have a scratch. Smell my finger. I'll scratch. I know he thinks I don't notice, but I do. And a minute or two later, sometimes he'll reach out to me with the same hand to try and stroke my hair. They'll offer me a cuddle. And I just can't do it.

because sometimes I can smell it. It knocks me sick. That's worse than the bad brush. I haven't spoken to him about any of this yet, which I know I should. I just don't know how. I don't want to embarrass him, but I've tried hinting about washing his hands more often,

straight up telling him to wash his hands or joking with him when he's got his hands down, his pants. Like, yo, bro, get your hands at your butt, ha-ha. But he just waits for me to look away and then gives it a sniff. It's starting to be a major turn off and I just don't know what to do about it. How do I broach this? Approach this. You say, o' skank, don't try and touch me if you're scraping at your butt because, uh.

I mean, the whole bogey thing is I don't actually even want to talk about it. It makes me feel so fucking sick. If I put my hand and I had someone's roly's all over me, there'd be fucking war. I'm telling you, it's absolutely fucking violent. It's rotten. It's rotten, bro. I think if you've been with someone that long...

It's as bad as the dear thing. Dude. You're making me feel sick. Yeah. You're actually making me feel sick. Why is he scratching and sniffing his bum? does he have worms? I think he's got fucking worms.

I don't know why you're in. You're thinking about your butt all the time and the whole bogey thing. I don't want to talk about it anymore. Go on. No. So, do you know what? My ex-husband used to rub here

and then sniff it. He used to do that and go, why? Because you sweat, but because he had a beer. I don't want to talk about your problem. It wasn't my problem, because I felt, why did you do that?

And he's like, what? And I'm like, you're sniffing your finger. Because that, that's my autism coming out. I'm like, why are you sniffing your finger after scratching yourself? Yeah, but why? He was like, because I can smell it. And I'm like that, you can smell your sweat, like in your beard. So just get, just go and get a cloth.

Yeah, so I'm like that. Right. Yeah. And then sometimes, because I know he was doing it, I was like, no no you're you're fucking gross you're going to kiss him

I'm just like I can smell that like you need to wash that you need to wash that oh he's so fucking gross man do you know she sent me a picture of him and I went you fucking had sex with him

it actually is disgusting only twice so I came to the boys in college I went I've only had she hash twice There was a gross story or something, but Mason went, I can't speak in front of the ladies. And I was like, yes. I was like, are you talking about me?

And then I thought, I obviously haven't been crude enough at all at college and I need to work harder on that. I'm Ellie. I'm the worst. I thought I need to work harder on that. And then, um, what was the point? What did you just say? It's completely done. At first, I thought you were being dramatic. Then the nose and butt picking. if this was one month into a relationship would you tolerate it would you stay with him no hell no you need to tell him this stuff makes you feel sick he's either going to get embarrassed or defensive either way it won't be a good reaction i would i'd be like you're making me feel sick i think if you've been with someone that long and you are clocking him saying i feel like you could go babe i can see you doing that and i think it's gross you're not you're not

If you need to scratch your bar Yeah, I would say You are making me feel physically sick Yeah, it's gross And then you're reaching for me for a house And if you put one of your roleys And if you put one of your roleys In one more place

I will knock you the fuck out It's the simple as that So Yeah, personally I wouldn't tolerate that behaviour From a four-year-old child You wouldn't know you would wouldn't. Jesus, the old scratch and sniff, you've got to chuck him. I am a bloke and that is incredibly grim. Very grim. Ignore these idiots, tell, telling you to dump him and I'll just

talk about it with him. I agree. I think you should just talk about it. I say dump him. Just say it. He is putting dump his stinky ass. He's putting roly's underneath her so far. Yeah, that's dying. No, that's too, you've taken it too far. You've taken it too far. He's leaving it. there as well. I don't like it. I told you the whole teetow thing. If you touch yourself with my teetow, that teetow immediately has to go in the wash, yeah? It's fucking gross.

Don't do it. Other people live here. Stop fucking being so rancid. And I thought that was bad. In classic Reddit fashion, go no contact, divorce him immediately. 100%. Not being married and get their non-existent kids

to the other side of the world. Yeah. Make sure you take your shoes but check them for rollies before you put your foot in there the fuck is this it shows a huge level of compliance in your relationship from him talk to him about yeah i agree he's clearly comfortable that he can scratch his own ass and have a good old sniff in front of you and not even feel hi baby hi i've just had my fingers like my butt screw embarrassment you should not be having to scrape the nose

grim man it's grim the whole thing is grim after 10 years in a relationship if you can't say to your other half

will you not stick your fingers up your ass crack and then touch me you have a bigger issue imagine the issue was doing it

can you hold my head yet two sex hey hey don't touch me butt whole hands butt whole hands

fucking rants in it rubber No people like None of the people saying Dump him have ever been in a relationship Oh shut up Have a serious chat with him about it If he tries to laugh it off Stick to your guns and explain how it makes you feel

I mean people like Honey throw away the whole man They're like, honey, why you're no lie? This is unacceptable. Yeah, throwing away a 10-year relationship over something grim, but minor and 100% It's actually not, it's actually not, because if he's this relaxed in 10 years, what's coming in 20, fuck that man. What's he going to do when the kid's shit and whatever, like the diaper man? Remember that story?

That's going to be him. I couldn't be moved to go to the bathroom, so he's shutting the diaper. worry though I stuck it on the ceiling I put it in the wash basket look they're fuck hey stranger now I've been with my partner a long time and would never leave and would leave him over this

also you you going around saying people have never been in a long term relationship is like me saying I think we found the ar scratch and sniffer just accept or deal breakers and stand do you know what else is interesting at work they people touching him don't know right he might work with foods yeah and he's a scratch and sniff

where is he putting his roadies at work under his work i don't want to talk about anymore moving on right thank you guys scratch and sniff discussing as well as the armpit sniff some doing the gyms i think are a reasonable behavior of our not-so-human ancestors like nails are the remains of claws and we still have canine teeth. I don't know what they're going on about anymore. But anyways, they saying cave-vin scratch and sneeze. Don't him.

Marry him. Someone said it. Oh, God. Oh, God. Right, wait, you ain't finished. We have. What are we doing? We're saying goodbye.

Right. Don't scratch your ass and sniff it. touch people or put your rollies in places like follow subscribe subscribe and uh listen to the answer bye guys