Middle-aged opinion - Glitching memory or glitching the matrix

Episode Date: July 30, 2025

Today we talk about glitching in the matrix and of course Emily says no and I say yes we hope you enjoy today’s episode #Matrix #glitchinthe matrix #Glitch...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Wow. What do you think of that? What don't you think of that? Well I think that girl has got everything that she deserves. More to lose the shoes than anything else. I was absolutely traumatised by the situation. The fact I was around people I didn't know. And you were trying to not embarrass your teenage son. I was trying not to embarrass my son on a special day. That was the biggest part of the whole thing. What? The embarrassing, not embarrassing Lucius. And I was talking to a teacher and I thought, yeah, they're like, that's weird. Yeah, I took off my legs. Suddenly, I left my legs back there.
Starting point is 00:00:47 So if any of you are wondering what happened let me tell you. She won't enter the pictures, I'm hoping she will. But Emily went on a school trip with her son. No, because what if they watch? And as she was walking, it was so hot, they were like platforms, both of the whole platforms came fully off and she left them at the scene of the crime and then text me what had happened and I was like amazing and then I said take a picture as you walk back through and hopefully you'll upload them. I mean it's very upsetting to lose the shoes I think more than anything.
Starting point is 00:01:29 I was with people I did not know. She dropped about seven inches. At three. It definitely got short up very quickly. And the kids were like, Miss! Miss! Some random kids behind us were like, excuse me. I'm not your show! And I was like, it's fine.
Starting point is 00:01:52 It's fine. Don't worry about it. It meant they're detachable. Yeah. You can buy them detachable heels and just change them. I have seen them, but that's not what they were. Oh. Your shoes weren't that, you're saying? That's not what they were. Oh. Your shoes weren't that you're saying.
Starting point is 00:02:06 That's not what they were. That's weird but they did that. But yeah you can buy them although the shoes are so ugly. Horrible. That I could never wear them. So make nice shoes and then put changeable heels on and then I'll consider it because that would be, can you imagine going out getting to the point where you need your flats and just changing the heel to flats? It'd be good unless it was the actual shoe part that was hurting your foot. You mean at the front? No, yeah, like all the way it cuffs around your foot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even then being able to change from high
Starting point is 00:02:37 heels to flats in the same shoes is a really nice thing. But you can buy like roll up shoes and that. Again, ugly. Ballet, yeah they are so ugly. Ballet pumps are hellish. To look at. They're disgusting. Yeah. They are horrid. When I was working at Wilco.
Starting point is 00:02:55 They're like right up there with crops. I had ballet kind of shoes and I used to work evening so then I'd pull the big fucking I want to say truck that's not a good cage I pull the massive cages where we kept the stock and one went I hope so one went over my foot and from that day I had still toecapped because I was like nah mate I think I did you did okay yeah so I went over my foot the whole trolley I never wore them again no yeah and just still toe cap boots which I have to when I start I've got to buy two books which are like 40 quid each the plumbing see if you can get any I mean I'll try and I've got to buy the trousers I'm almost in my old trousers
Starting point is 00:03:45 so I shouldn't need to bother and I think I need to buy boots then as well I should have kept mine but of course I didn't saying that by now the whole fucking soul probably would fall off but I do have Timberlands they don't have do they have steel toe caps? You can get them with them but you don't know mine have I doubt yours have I do doubt it that would be excellent means I do something else I ain't got to pay for do you know what I mean? But they're a sturdy boot I mean you probably could wear them yeah it's not like I'd be cutting for my foot I think it's where you use like the blow torches and all that. I'm so excited.
Starting point is 00:04:25 I'm starting, I've been accepted for plumbing people, so I can't wait to start earning money, babe. It's gonna be good. It's gonna be good money as well. Like once I'm qualified in level two, I should be on at least 38. And sure, you'd actually be able to have a targeted audience as well as other bits, but you could
Starting point is 00:04:45 target audience. I did think about that on my TikTok. On a safety perspective. Yeah, safety, what to do, how many jobs would call you up? So many women would call you up. I think so. I think... With my son, he's like, I don't know why you think women will do better and I'm like
Starting point is 00:05:05 because there isn't enough women in traits and there's so many single women who are vulnerable vulnerable and actually they are actually scared to let men into their home yeah exactly so yeah no I am excited I'm excited to babe, and be able to do our bathrooms and do you know what I mean? Just like stuff for us as well. Like that's epic, do you know what I mean? Yeah, find out where that fucking leak's coming from in my... You still got the leak? I don't think I've got the leak, but downstairs have said they've had... they're waiting for
Starting point is 00:05:44 the ceiling to cave in basically. What is above? My bathroom is above but but where I think because I went down and had a look not recently but when it first died I went and looked and where the leak looks to be above it is part of the slanted roof but there's nothing to say that water isn't traveling. So you're corner where your boiler is? Where my boiler is? Beyond. Because all my boiler is dry, right, apart from the little drip which has a bucket underneath which is empty, right, and either my bath is dry yeah you'd see it you'd see you'd smell it a wall would start there's either it's either coming from the guttering on the slanted roof
Starting point is 00:06:34 right or like meaning the guttering is dripping down the wall into that does happen or there's a problem with the roof or there's a rope fucking pipe somewhere but I don't think it is I think it's coming from the roof like you say whose responsibility is that? All three of us. Okay. Did you have someone look at your roof? Well my dad went up and done the roof initially when I had that leak yeah they were saying there was a leak and I was like, oh, okay. And then I ended up finding that there was a board put over the actual fucking hole, like they'd... In the roof?
Starting point is 00:07:14 Yeah, they'd fixed, they'd covered the damage when I bought it. So yeah, the surveyor, yeah. So when we took it off, because we found the screws, because where actually the water was starting to damage it, we took it off. There was found the screws, because where actually the water was starting to damage it, we took it off, there was a huge hole, you could see daylight through, and no wonder there was fucking water coming through. So dad went up there, because he was a roofer,
Starting point is 00:07:34 fixed all of that up, because it needed fixing, put all the tiles back on, and since then, I've had no leak come through on my side. But they're now saying there is a leak still coming through, but it's not where it was coming through. Because it went into mine and then down the back of the panel. Yeah, yeah, which makes sense. Which then went into their bedroom, which
Starting point is 00:07:58 was coming through on their light. So now where are they saying this is coming from? It's now over a little bit and more closer to the wall. So it's no longer in the same place. Okay. It's now in a different place. Okay. Near the wall?
Starting point is 00:08:12 No. It's still the ceiling. It's not coming down the wall, but it's not in the same place. Which then makes me think that it's only happening when there's heavy rain. Yeah, like today. Yeah, like yet today Yeah, 100% they're not there. They're not gonna be there until the end of summer Okay, oh, where else they gone? They've got place that was coast So obviously where's you want to be down by the coast in a really nice apartment down by the coast full-time or in their one bedroom?
Starting point is 00:08:41 apartment yeah Underneath me. me yeah I mean if it's the roof then everyone's gonna have to drive in drive driving water I think it's coming in elsewhere and traveling yeah well generally it does it will be on a gravity because no walls are straight are they that's what I think but she's gonna have to wait for the roof to come down that's what she says I can't even I can't even so I'm just gonna wait for it to cave in well she knows you've looked for it and you can't find it I don't know what else
Starting point is 00:09:13 they want the thing is if it is the roof it isn't just on me if it's coming in fruit from me obviously then I've got to fix that situation of course yeah but if it's coming from the roof it's all three of you. All three of us got to pay out for it. And I've already tried to do what I could. You say three? Oh, you mean the shop? Yeah, yeah. I was like three, but yeah, the shop. The shop? Yeah. And I know I'm the only one with that roof, but it's not, it's in my contract. Could it be next door's roof coming underneath no no because there isn't a next door on that part okay it's um where the so your bathroom that corner bit yeah okay i don't know right anyway
Starting point is 00:10:00 no right no hello everyone and welcome to middle-aged opinion. I'm your host Ellie and I'm your host Emily and today We're gonna look at glitch The glitch and the matrix no auntie relax relax There probably is babe, is's a glitch in the matrix. There probably is, babe. Is this a glitch in the matrix? I feel like our lives are a glitch in the matrix. That's fucking rude. What are you going to do?
Starting point is 00:10:33 Right, let me put that there. Let me put that there. Let me put them there, my little old legs. So your pingas are totally going to be in this? You just enlarged to us. It's literally, you go like that. You do that when you... You fuck you.
Starting point is 00:10:50 You do that when you read. If you do that, I'm going to find the most disturbing one of these and that's going to be the screen cover. I can do that too, you know. I can do that too, you know. Hey. Hey. Right Right get into it. Connection the matrix. Here we go. .co.uk. I know, I know. I know. I know. I only had one pair. Was just pulling clothes out of the dryer,
Starting point is 00:11:23 folded the one, I know my neighbours are in, my neighbours are in guys if you can't tell, folded the one pair of black leggings that I've had for 10 years now. That's gross. Put them in the basket, I've had clothes, I've got clothes older than 10 years. Not leggings. Yeah, it's summer see-through but no, pajamas, pajamas. Leggings are different pajamas, you don't
Starting point is 00:11:46 have 10 year old leggings. No I don't really wear a lot of leggings, sports leggings but that's different. Right folded them, put, folded this one pair of leggings that I've had for 10 years out and put it in the basket. Halfway through folding up my clothes, I find an extra pair of black leggings out of the dryer a second time and I freeze. Wondering if I've accidentally thrown them back in out of my basket.
Starting point is 00:12:18 I check my basket and right there is the original pair. Somehow I have two of the same leggings even though I have only ever brought one exactly the same. It's the hole in the same place. I am mortified at the massive see-through area. I'm mortified because I know I never brought two and now I have two. I'll post the pic below when we if you were if you were if you want to see what I'm talking about. They still look good considering they're 10 years old. Right okay what do you think I think let me send you a Luxing because she's now got two pairs. Yeah that's God's way of going chuck them in the bin yeah you
Starting point is 00:13:08 need a new pair or our partners have an affair and they belong to it's been on the side that's what you think that's where I'm going don't think that it's anything to do with the matrix no I. I do. It's like that ring, that ring story. No, because what will happen is they will now disappear. If it's anything to do with Matrix because they shouldn't be there. But they won't disappear. It's like that person who found his exact same ring even though he was wearing his ring. Yeah. But he didn't keep two of them. He did keep them both after he found the other one. So greedy, so greedy. Anyway. Right, so people are like one leg tucked in on both sides,
Starting point is 00:13:53 which is true, you'll see guys. Yeah, but that's how she's folded them. Wait, one leg is folded up in the legging. Because that's how she's folded them. Dickhead. I think it is to show both leggings have the same elastic pattern by the ankle, not something, let me have a look.
Starting point is 00:14:16 What are you? Oh, oh! Explain that to me, look. Both scrunched. Because they're the same pair of leggings? Yeah. How? How? Because she's got two pairs. How?
Starting point is 00:14:29 Because a lot of leggings have got that scrunchy on the arse thing. How? It's not on the arse, it's on the legs. How? How what? How has this happened? How, how, Bram? How? So your answer is her husband shagging someone who happened to have Exactly the same leggings and now she's got two pairs Yeah, not a glitch
Starting point is 00:14:52 Now that is Emily's theory. I'm saying glitch everyone to cheer my eyes Got abducted by aliens cheating I got shot cheating Served it I got abducted by aliens. Cheating. I got shot. Cheating. Deserved it. Erm, it's weird. Alright, it's a little bit weird, but I don't think, I don't think. Someone said, same thing happened to me with my work cardigan. Same colour, brand style, two different sizes, not a uniform, so two different sizes. So what happened was she picked up somebody else's.
Starting point is 00:15:22 So didn't actually take someone else's home. So glitch in the matrix, I can't find my cardigan and she's gonna take it back to work and I'm like glitch in the matrix I found my cardigan! And this is why I wanted to do this after the true crime because of how we... Glitch! My son has lost his school jumper. Glitch I found it! You're a fucking mug. I have a weird little glitch at the weekend why do I now have two brushes it's happening to everyone everywhere are they all having affairs I mean I could do with the second brush I'm not gonna you've got a whole basket of brushes in your room yeah I don't like them I only like one do you yeah I use any
Starting point is 00:16:00 fucking thing no no no I like the paddle one. The big ones. These ones? Yeah, the big square one. Yeah, yeah, I do. It's softest through the tangle. I've got a rounder one, similar to that. I had to do a deep condition the other day. I brushed my hair and it was knotty again and I was like, mate. And then the boy's like, I don't have to brush my hair a bit more. I said no.
Starting point is 00:16:20 Yeah, easy. Lucky you. Easy. It's like with mine condition, I don't know why they're conditioning, they ain't got fucking long hair. Yeah, I've told you, you don't need to use my conditioner anymore. That's a touch.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Yeah. Won't run out. I'm gonna find another one now, aren't I? Glitch in the matrix. You're a fucking mug. Right, go on. Oh yeah, it's my turn. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, Stop it. She has to assume. So big. Fuck you. Mofo. And your mum. Second daughter disappeared. Okay. I almost saved that one.
Starting point is 00:16:56 I didn't read it though. Okay. So I have- First one, by the way, guys, that is- What? That was the first story. What was? This one. Will it come up for you? Yeah. Oh, this wasn was the first story. What was? This one.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Will it come up for you? Yeah. Oh, this wasn't the first story to come up for me. Go on. Anyway, maybe it was a glitch. Definitely a fucking glitch. So, I have a second cousin who has been married to his wife for about 20 years.
Starting point is 00:17:18 About seven years ago, I went to a family reunion that he, his wife, and their two daughters were at. At one point I was watching all of the kids including my own. His daughters names were Hannah and Hayley. I spent time with these girls. I took them fishing. My daughters remember both of them because she was one of the older cousins. About two years later I saw a post on Facebook that they had taken Hannah to Disney World. I was confused because I was like, where is Haley? I have seen and have taken pictures of her. My daughters remember her. They posted lots of other posts
Starting point is 00:18:02 where they were doing stuff with Hannah. So naturally I asked about Hayley and they both stated that they did not have a daughter named Hayley. I remember having a conversation with my cousin's wife about the spelling of their daughter's name. So I went back into my Google Photos to see if I could find pictures of Hayley and she was not there. My daughter had pictures of her in her phone as well and she was freaked out because they were gone. Like the pictures were still there but Hayley was not in them. No one else in the family remembers her even though some of the pictures were of aunts
Starting point is 00:18:45 and uncles and cousins with her. It's like somebody photoshopped her out of all the pictures. I am so confused like what happened to her? How does this child not exist that I remember fishing with? I even asked multiple family members if they knew any child named Hayley because I thought well maybe she was somebody else's kid. No one knows who she is and even my mum states that she does not remember that name. What the hell? There is an edit. Okay, to me it doesn't feel like a
Starting point is 00:19:25 glitch but more like a timeline jump for everybody else except them. So like they would still be in this timeline and everybody else has moved timelines and or they've moved timelines and everyone else in that timeline doesn't have a daughter named Haley. It's fucked up regardless. Yeah, weird isn't it? Especially since her kids remember and the photos, this, that and the other, so... Yeah, I'm going timeline rather than glitch.
Starting point is 00:19:56 It's like us two going, no, but that person, we saw it, I've got photos. We're like, yeah, and everyone's like, what are you two talking about? Yeah. And we're like, Haley and everyone's like, what are you two talking about? Yeah, and we're like, Hayley, Hayley. Go on. Edit. To answer some questions, I noticed this about five years ago.
Starting point is 00:20:14 I did do a deep dive into it. I Googled things and people involved. I found other girls with the same name, but none of them were her. I went through old photos. I was convinced Something had happened to her and no one wanted to talk about it. Yeah, I feel like I was going there. Yeah You would like you'd be like no i'm fucking telling you. I know what did you do to her? Yeah Why are you all in it? Yeah making me out like i'm crazy conspiracy
Starting point is 00:20:44 I asked so many other cousins uncles uncles, aunts and Hayley's grandparents. My daughter had taken a bunch of selfies with her cousins as they had camped out a couple of nights in the same tent. She was gone from all the pictures, even the one I had of her and my great aunt of just the two of them. My daughter was 14 at the time, my son was 11 and he doesn't remember Hayley either. The girl's dad does in fact boil fish. My cousin's wife did have multiple miscarriages after Hannah and... The fuck are they doing?
Starting point is 00:21:31 And that's why she said they only have one child. Maybe she was a ghost. Very very odd. I mean listen it could be but it's very it's very unlikely that both mother and daughter are seeing said ghosts taking pictures of said ghosts spending all that time with said ghosts or an imaginary friend is how are they gonna have the same delusion if you like and or actually be having some sort of psychosis why would two people be having the same?
Starting point is 00:22:07 Interacting taking photos and whatever. I I do I think it's so odd. It's bizarre. It's so odd What are people in the comments saying? I don't think anyone had an affair in this one. Oh you don't are you sure? She wasn't having an affair with Hayley. Although maybe the mother did and she's actually a child of somebody else. But that's, that's a whole different thing. I'm not going down that one. I wouldn't. So top one says before you and your daughter start to forget, try to write down, remember as much as you can about Hayley, physical, parents, boys, personality, habits, hobbies,
Starting point is 00:22:45 etc. See if your memory matches hers or if things change and there are inconsistencies. And then the top 1% commenter says, I'm glad you and your daughter remember her too. remember her too. I can hear it. That's my stomach. I've read stories like this but usually it's about like a person that they knew in school not a family member. Yeah because that would have been quite an interaction wouldn't it? Yeah. Someone says you lucky woman there is someone you have who remembers the same thing. At least she's not feeling mad in the sense that her daughter has the same recollection and she's not like I'm completely losing my mind, do you know what I mean? So although people are questioning her, her daughter's like no that definitely happened mum, do you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:23:46 Yeah. Right, everyone saw and heard me say something when I didn't. Been there. Howdy! This is the second story that happened to me at high school. I posted the first one about missing time yesterday. I would say that this one freaks me out a little bit more because there were witnesses. I was in drama class and we had finished our projects for the day and we were sitting on the ground chatting. The girls I was sitting with were all close friends of mine but they weren't exactly jokesters so this wasn't some sort of weird prank. In the middle of the conversation
Starting point is 00:24:34 one of my friends stands up and goes to the doorway probably to go to the bathroom. I noticed but I didn't say anything because that's her business. As she reaches the door she suddenly turns around to me, looks at me and my other friends turn and look at me too. The girl in the door asked me, what? I was confused. I say what? I say what back to her. You just said my name she told me. I haven't. I hadn't said anything. I had still been listening to the conversation that was going on so I said I didn't say anything then all my friends around me argued with me saying that they all saw and heard me say her name. I can't stress enough how I did not say anything
Starting point is 00:25:28 from my perspective. It wasn't even one of those times you accidentally say the word you're thinking. I wasn't even thinking about her nor her name. My mouth was closed. Everyone thought I was weird and they... Stop talking to me. was closed everyone thought I was weird and they stopped talking and they said her and that I had said her name weirdly but didn't elaborate they shrugged it
Starting point is 00:25:53 off and continued the conversation but I was left frazzled and confused I haven't talked to anyone about this in a long time, but it still freaks me out to this day. What do you think about that? I don't like that. I don't like that. I'm going evil. Yeah. I feel like I spent too much time with you. I feel like I've... Rude. Rude. I'm great. I've gone into like that, you know I can't think what they're called. Demon. Mimic. Yeah, mimic-y shit going on. Like took over her for a second.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Or was what if it was just in the room? Or like, you know when you hear them behind the door Yeah And just like they were like, she said it weird and sounded weird, like it come from her but it wasn't her. Yeah I'm not okay with this one. Someone said, could you be disassociating, especially some other part thinking you, thinking about your curious actions without knowing it. Have you had trauma in your life? Some then OP says not a bad idea. I did go through some rough shit early in high school but none of this matches up. You might and then something's going on about trauma. You were in different realities in the
Starting point is 00:27:26 same moment somebody said that. Me I'm getting more of an evil vibe from this. I went there too. It gives me like the story makes me feel like something. It was uncomfortable. Something was like so the Conjuring 2 and that happened here in the UK, part of the story there is like when the little girl describes about the old man talking through her, she describes him like a puppet from behind, like using her like a puppet doesn't sound like... Yeah, yes. And that is where my mind is with this story. I wasn't like so visual with it. That's because I've seen a movie with that. I don't know that movie. Yeah we watch it
Starting point is 00:28:13 every movie night. Halloween. But is that the kind of thing you were? Yeah I kind of thought like a puppet on a screen. Some sort of mimic situation. Yeah. Somebody says, I have a very similar experience myself with two witnesses hearing the same thing, something mean, and I am puzzled for the answer. One thought is a so-called mimic experience can use the sounds of others. Then they put a quote from chat gbt. Yeah that can do it as well. A
Starting point is 00:28:54 mimic spirit is a type of entity a spirit believed in I mean the words right there interpret, not interpret, mimic. Yeah, yeah, like to basically mimic your appearance and voice or behavior of the person. Known spirits are deceptive, manipulative of others. It's often associated with paranormal and giving the law, like they're trying to lure you in, and it's usually seen as malicious. That's from chapter EBT, but yeah, that gives me the fucking ick that one. It's gibberish. Yeah, it's like puppet on a string, an ick that one. It's gibby's. Yeah it's like it's like puppet on a string which means it's close. Yeah real close. Real fucking close. But yeah the whole story gives me evil. Go on. Items disappearing and reappearing in New House. Okay see like my first one with the leggings.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Well, you know, I'm with the theme here. Yeah. Might not believe it, but yeah. I'm with you! Hi y'all! Y'all! Longtime lurker, first time posting. My husband and I moved into a new home last month and we have both had an item inexplicably disappear from their spot then reappear.
Starting point is 00:30:32 A couple weeks ago we both were hanging out inside and I was wearing sunglasses where the sun started to set so I put them in the kitchen junk drawer. The next morning I went to get them from the drunk drawer. Yeah. I'm like a drunk drawer. And they weren't there. My husband and I looked everywhere. I took every single item out of the kitchen drawer and put everything back in. My sunglasses were not in there. The next morning my husband opened the same drawer and pulled my sunglasses out. I was shocked. My husband swears he did not put the sunglasses in the drawer. He was helping me look for them the day before.
Starting point is 00:31:27 And we had no guess over in between me taking everything out of the drawer and then my sunglasses appear in there. The other item is a very specific sweatshirt that my husband loves. It's a discontinued Lululemon sweatshirt that he brought second hand and only has one of. When we moved last month, he brought it in the U-Haul with him and hadn't remembered seeing it since. I brushed it off and assumed it was somewhere in the house. He had talked about, he had talked almost every day about how he was so bummed he couldn't find his sweatshirt. We both looked all over the house several times. I have watched him go through all of his clothes hanging in the closet multiple times and I
Starting point is 00:32:32 personally have also gone through all of the clothes hanging in the closet and can as what's that word say? Attest? Attestify. Change the word. That it was not hanging in the closet. A few days ago he calls me into the closet and with a shocked look on his face says, look it was the sweatshirt just hanging up in the closet. Is our timeline adjusting to being a new house in a new state and a few of our favorite items have jumped dimensions and back? Do we have a friendly yet stylish ghost who borrows our things?
Starting point is 00:33:32 stylish ghost who borrows our things. Do I have sage that I plan to sage our house with that I just haven't done yet but now I'm wondering if I should hurry up and do that. Would love to hear thoughts. Do I need to stage is what she's saying, but I don't. It feels like something is more mis-st- mis-st-evious. That's, that sounds wrong. Mis-t-evious? Mis-t-evious than anything else. Like something's having a little giggle with them.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Listen, you can, I do it all the time, put things places and overlook it as I'm looking for them. And the boys all the time, it's not there. I open the door and it's like right fucking there. But on the account of pulling everything out, going through it one by one, we've all done that when we're looking for something and it not being there and then reappearing.
Starting point is 00:34:22 I don't know if glitching the matrix or more something paranormal being a bit mischievous than anything else. Yeah. Yeah. I wasn't sure with this one. I like the story. Yeah. But a lot of very similar, like the one I've read. I just feel maybe they're going to see Nile. I mean maybe babe but we all do that and then it is there but to pull it out one by one and go for it carefully. Yeah the drawer bit is a bit. Yeah and go through everything. We've all done that and I'm like I have no fucking idea where
Starting point is 00:34:59 this thing is do you know what I mean? And it'll be in the car the whole time. Yeah. Or you buy a second one. But to then open the wardrobe and it's literally right there, you know, in the centre is giving some think. Yeah. What's Reddit think? Um, I mean, they've all got a story. This happened to me too. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:35:21 This happened in one of the houses I grew up in. I specifically remember looking for my keys before leaving on a trip. That's what's happened to me. That's why I ain't got my keys with me today. Can't even get in our own house. Someone moved them. Yeah, you. On the locked house.
Starting point is 00:35:38 You. I didn't even, they were there right next to all my drink. Yeah, of course. Like, it was all coming with me. You know what it's like. I walked out and closed the door anyway knowing that I put them on the hamper in the bathroom why would you put your keys in the bathroom anyway and then opening the hamper and pulling it out to look behind and under it we were going on vacation and I left without finding the keys. When I got back there they were sitting on
Starting point is 00:36:06 top of the hamper right where I knew I left them. Listen I know my keys are going to be on the side right where I left them too but that's what I'm saying babe she would have had to like lift up and she would have heard them drop blah blah blah so that is a clear indication that something fucking weird happened. Especially with keys. Keys is more like, especially keys being on top of a hand, but you lift the lid, they would have fallen, you would have heard them, seen them, and then for them to be there, that's fucking weird. Yeah, then another person's like, exact same spirit, experience, but with their cell phone and... Yeah, fuck knows what, unless it is us in like an altered dimension
Starting point is 00:36:45 like moving shit and doing shit my man in bike chain has just disappeared in the house I mean I've no idea that seems you know on your bike the chain yeah yeah that helps you pedal forward and that's gone chain yeah gone I'd like to know whether that reappears thank you and where it reappears this is what what I'm saying, like, are we doing this over lines? And then Ellie in that dimension is, like, crossing over. Do you see what I'm saying? It's weird. Right. Very similar, this one. That's what I said to you, a lot was similar. Glitch that happened to two people experienced it at the same time I was cooking and needed tongs to flip my naan bread it says crepes but it's easier for me to
Starting point is 00:37:35 say naan it's essentially very similar I feel like I'm not even saying that right. Crips. Yeah but it's it's not quite crips. It's not. Crips. Yeah. No. Yeah see. Chapattis. Yeah which is essentially no I googled it. Chapattis. Chapattis. Right. It's hard for me I couldn't read it. I couldn't read what it said. Oh. I was cooking a needed tongs to flip the chapattis. Yeah, you need tongs to flip them. Right. They get hot. Now we eat chapatis every day, so I keep the tongs near the stove. When I started cooking, I realized that my tongs were not at the place that they should be, and I searched everywhere.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Then I asked my husband to find the tongs. He searched everywhere. Jokingly, jokingly jokingly he even searched our wardrobe we even searched the dustbin in case we had chucked them away after half an hour of failed searches I cooked without tongs and we started watching a movie which was a mystery thriller. About an hour later we both went into the kitchen on we both went into the kitchen to make some tea and boom tongs were exactly in the same place where they should have been. And a little jig and a dance. Like literally the place me and my husband
Starting point is 00:39:07 had searched for 20 minutes. It was right there in front of our eyes. I looked at my husband and he looked at me. We were both shocked and speechless. We are both still shocked about it now. How did this happen? How can something just vanish and then come back? What do you think of that one? I think they put the tea towel over it, didn't realise it was
Starting point is 00:39:32 under the tea towel, was looking around the tea towel, picked up the tea towel we were out even looking under the tea towel and went out the room and then they come back this way straight away. On the tea towel? Under the, no, we've moved the tea towel. No, but they're now on the tea towel where they should have been the whole time. Were they on the tea towel? I feel like I made the tea towel bit up. I mean, I did bring tea towel. It's either they've overlooked it or it's a weird, something fucking weird is happening.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Yeah, I don't like that. This happened to me, because it's all about other people. This happened to me with my gym card in a pretty haunted location I used to live in. Any other weird poltergeist activities in your house? Does OP respond to that? Happened to me? No. So, okay, so this is another aspect which I didn't,
Starting point is 00:40:24 because it actually reminds me of the kids program, The Borrowers. You know what I mean? Things traditionally fairies do, and sometimes ghosts. I'm going, like a lot of these stories is giving just a mischievous ghost, more than anything to me. I just hope I've suited.
Starting point is 00:40:50 And then someone said in Japan this is called a shakash which is completely irrelevant but I just wanted to read that word. It's weird because there's so many, most of the stories on there are like this kind of shit at the moment. Yeah. Maybe something is going on. Go on. Right. Strange elevator ride. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Yeah. It's really short. Yes, I almost read it. One night I was returning to work from my lunch break. I normally take the stairs up two floors to my office. This night a couple of my co-workers happened to be walking in at the same time, so I decided to hop on the elevator with them. We got in, hit the button for our floor, and went, and up we went.
Starting point is 00:41:43 The door opened, we got out, we started walking in the direction of our office only to stop abruptly and stare at each other in utter disbelief when we realized we were back in the lobby where we had boarded the elevator. We definitely went up and did not go back down. We were too stunned to even form words except some mumbles of confusion. We all started taking the stairs after that. So I've got two theories with this one because I did read this earlier. Either the mechanics were going but there's something wrong with the belt in the elevator, meaning they felt like they were going
Starting point is 00:42:25 up from all the sounds and everything, you know, as you do, but weren't actually moving. I would have gone there too. I don't really have an explanation for what, could it have been a glitch? Maybe, but for me it just feels like there's something mechanically wrong with the elevator. Yeah, so therefore the top comment is I read a similar story like this once the person stepped off the elevator into a parallel reality essentially everything was wrong different to what it should have been they got back on and when they got off the elevator again they were back in the correct reality weird as fuck.
Starting point is 00:43:08 Yeah so that story if everything was wrong would have, this just feels like a mechanical issue I have to say and for me to say that is a lot because normally I'm like aliens hundred percent yeah. But then I'm like, aliens, 100%! Yeah. And then I'm like, that's creepy as fuck. Yeah, if it was something else that is creepy, because what was the purpose? So, what a lot of people have said is, er, I say a lot, there's quite a few, erm, they've said unintentionally played the elevator game. Oh mate, you ever read that?
Starting point is 00:43:43 Nope. So we do that next time we do a weird one. I don't know. You have to, I'm not saying I'd do it, I'd never do it, but you're meant to like fucking drag something up. Oh I don't know, well it's sort of gone on, it's like was that the one where the girl went swimming at the hotel and her grandmother was there? And someone's like, oh I remember that one, it wasn't that one. So there's quite a few. There was one where IIRC, the guy was out of a hospital, sounds interesting, where did you read that one?
Starting point is 00:44:20 Blah blah blah blah. And then they've gone, they've put a link in. Right. I'll click a link in right click the link in a sec and I don't remember the exact story I think the guy was in a hospital maybe working or visiting he took the elevator to whatever floor he needed to but when he got off he was in a deserted, creepy old corridor like an alternative version of where he should have been, a place in the hospital that shouldn't have existed. There wasn't anyone and he freaked out and got back in the elevator to his floor.
Starting point is 00:45:09 He asked someone for the hospital about it, but no such place existed. That's from memory, might not be accurate, blah, blah, blah, blah. I just feel like that feels completely different from what's happening here. Then he says that's actually a pretty famous IRL horror game called the Elevator Game. There are rules and supposedly it takes you to a pocket dimension
Starting point is 00:45:34 of some kind. It's pretty creepy, you can google it. Yeah. But I'm like, no. Yeah, even I'm like, no. I'm not sure if I want to do it. Told you, just like, people playing with fucking... Shit is weird to me. There's a really, so the link, I just clicked it. So long. It's a really, really long post. But it's, oh, it's stuck. It's titled, elevatorsators Freak Me Out, The First Time My Mum Believed Me
Starting point is 00:46:08 That Weird Stuff Happened To Me Regularly. If you wanted to go and check that one out. Yeah, definitely something to keep hold of just in case when we do our Halloween special. Might be worth reading then. Okay. Okay. No. No. Right, I'm going to finish us off. Yay. Teleported whilst driving. Oh, that's like a flying car thing. That would be cool
Starting point is 00:46:38 wouldn't it? It would be. It's about time for flying cars. Come on government. All of a sudden I've got like ET in the... Then I'd be like, I'm off to Spain, because I can fly there. Ain't it? Yeah, I wouldn't be here. Right, it's like tropical. I don't know if this is the most interesting story or even the craziest thing that has ever happened to me,
Starting point is 00:47:04 but it certainly freaks out the people involved for a while. Happened about two years ago around Christmas time it was around 10.30 p.m. the girl I was dating at the time which means they've broken up lived way out in the country in a small town. We talked, we talked, less than two, oh we're talking less than 2,000 people. She worked about 45 minute drive away and didn't drive so I picked her up when she had finished work. The road was simple, although it was twisty and turny with lots of hills. You just had to follow the road,
Starting point is 00:47:52 get there and get back only three turns. I picked her up and we were driving back at one point. You have to drive through a military base. This is a really large hill that you go up first. As we were driving up the hill I looked to my left and noticed a house with Christmas lights hanging up. My first thought was that that's strange that they had lights up in a base that that's strange that they had lights up in a base and that it occurred to me that there were no houses on this base, at least none visible from the road. The house was also very overgrown to the
Starting point is 00:48:37 point where it would be difficult to get to the front door where all the trees and vines and tall grass. It was also behind a chain linked fence. It was so close to touching the fence. The fence was probably about six feet away from the gate itself. I pointed this out to my girlfriend. She thought that this was weird too. We got to the top of the hill and realised that we were nowhere near the military base. We ended up on a small bank road miles away from the base, discussed it with some of my friends when we got back who said that we must have just taken the wrong turn somewhere. The next day in the daytime we checked out the route and it couldn't have happened. We would have had to turn a good five miles early to get to the road
Starting point is 00:49:38 and it didn't have a giant hill that you go up towards the base. I know that I didn't turn early, like I said, it wasn't a complicated trip. The turn towards the base is very easy to see at night because there are old buildings on the corner and a bright blue light that turns on and off. I also wasn't tuned out, zoning out, the route was easy, you have to be vigilant, there are deers getting in and out of the road, the speed limit is low through the base and you had to be careful for other civilians due to not being able to see over the hills you had to be alert still not really sure what happened there and then that night. What do you think? I have a theory on heroes. I want to hear yours.
Starting point is 00:50:48 I want to say they took it one tone but I don't even believe that. Because of the details? Yeah, I just... If it was such a simple road and real straightforward... I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. So somewhat, the first, the first comment for I tell you mine is some sounds more like missing time in UFOs story, like the story is giving UFOs. But I'm wondering, is it? I mean, I get what they say to end up in a place where you didn't go and then see things that shouldn't be there
Starting point is 00:51:27 But it's actually giving ghost house to me In the sense that that used to be there on that military site and obviously it's gone now So that wasn't really there what they saw wasn't really there So that wasn't really there. What they saw wasn't really there. Okay. That kind of like, but then when he goes on to say that he was in a different place and shouldn't have been there,
Starting point is 00:51:52 I mean, it's a fucking weird one, isn't it? Yeah, there's, I'm... What did your girlfriend say about it at the time once she figured out that you were in the wrong road somehow? She was just as weirded out as me. We both came to the same conclusion that there was no way that this could have happened. She was scared. How did you feel physically after? Okay, I guess. Felt extremely uncomfortable but not physically as far as I can remember, just really uneasy.
Starting point is 00:52:26 I think the house was maybe a UFO that had landed on the ground. I'm not okay with that theory. Was the house worth light still there? He couldn't find the house after on the same road but he could find the same road yes but without the hill being there so that's not the same road that's what I'm saying it's fucking weird see also because he had a passenger who would have also known those roads if he had turned it wrong she probably would have I feel like I would have gone you missed turning or like where are you going do
Starting point is 00:53:09 you know what I mean if you know the way so she obviously felt that he didn't do a wrong turn either. This is what I'm saying either something like you found one that has stumped us. Either somebody's right and UFOs are involved, different, dropped them at a different place. I know like you have a hard time with all this but I believe in all that. Or... No, I don't feel that one because there is no real... there is nothing that has felt or been suggested that they've, you know, like the usual stuff
Starting point is 00:53:49 that happens when there's a UFO involved, like the beam picked up or the lights or anything like that. The strangest part is- I feel like the ghost house is more valid than production. The only strange part about it is ending up on a different road, unless I can't account for where they went wrong without noticing where they went wrong. It happened to me in a former boss man and a former boss man of mine. We wound up 300 miles from where we started. No, in no time. You can find the complete story on my profile. So basically this person has just
Starting point is 00:54:38 ended up 300 miles away from where they should be with no explanation. I mean that's quite an extensive jump. Shall I have a little look and see? You don't normally not notice you've traveled 300 miles. I just... I mean you post a lot, let's see. I don't know. I mean I get the missing time how did I end up here but it gives me UFO but the other bit is like I don't know it's fucking weird. It's weird that one's weird that's what we're ending on. That one's weird. It's fucking weird. Am I being electrocuted? Thanks for joining and we hope you enjoyed it. Do you like, follow, subscribe? Like, follow, subscribe for more content, even though you get the content anyway. And until next time, peace.
Starting point is 00:55:41 My head's still like, what the fuck happened? Yeah, ghost house. Yeah, ghost house. Yeah, ghost house. That's kind of where my head is. It doesn't make sense though. Unless they saw the ghost house and veered off like through country south. Like this?
Starting point is 00:55:57 Yeah, and then like drove through countryside and ended up on a different road. No, they both would have noticed. I can't, I have no idea. Bye guys! Wow, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? I think that girl has got everything that she deserves.

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