Middle-aged opinion - I hope all your screams come true

Episode Date: October 9, 2024

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Wow. What do you think of that? What don't you think of that? Well I think that girl has got everything that she deserves. Er, there you go. Haunting me and she's not happy. It's not that one. Unless I read that one first and then found the other one. That's fucked up that is. Demonic. Mimic. I still can't believe you scared me. I know, I wanted to rewind it but i'm not going to why to see it yeah so you didn't go look let's look let's watch it let's watch it again and again do you know what it was again it's always tiktok bloody good old tiktok um have you seen it's to see my partner's reaction where they they get in the car they walk into the room or something and then they're like oh yeah just run and then my partner goes run away or they put speaker in the cupboard

or something like that i feel good i don't like that one so do i i like that one but it's to get to get their reaction on what they and some of them actually run out like they leave them a lot of men scream and jump back out of the car i've seen women being pushed as well like that's really bad like wow that's your man. Yeah. Start again. Since the second ex, do you think you've been more aware since the second? I think I was, yeah, sort of more so that. Because you tried to be trusting. Yes.

And it backfired. Yeah, massively. That served me right, didn't it? And that's what I'm saying. Do you think since then you're more, red flags are more obvious than they were? I can breathe in as a red flag for me sometimes, Jamie. You're like that. Oh, no. Oh, my God.

You're alive. You step away. I think it's not easy for anybody in a relationship out of a relationship. easy for anybody in a relationship out of a relationship and i think even with the boat best intentions doesn't mean you're going to meet someone that's not going to fuck around with you yeah this is it you know even if we all decided who you'd be dating it doesn't mean that they're going to be the right person for you no and the worst part is where we're adapting to this modern life and it's so easy

to cheat everyone is looking at that greener grass rather than watering their own do you think it is easier to cheat or harder to get away with both because it is harder to get away with both because it is harder to get away there's an easier

access to people now online online well mainly online to be honest because you there's apps now where you can meet up and hook up with someone in your town isn't there loads of those sort of things whereas you went before our phones before all of all of this yeah we would go out the weekend we always went to the same places we always were the same people in the same areas we knew everybody there and that's how you meet someone that's how you met someone and you knew you didn't talk to that guy because he did that to that girl and we ain't interested in that bullshit yeah you didn't whereas now whereas now you can be anybody you like and you're like i've met someone they're amazing yeah they like everything it's fake and they turn out to be an arsehole yeah they've like loved bomju because

like oh my god that's my favorite color too oh my god it's fake yeah no it's ridiculous yeah it's ridiculous you i don't envy you but i don't know if it's worth getting in a relationship i mean i do i am a sucker for love i do believe in love i really do think i believe in my love is out there you know possibly going through their divorce right now, pushing that pool door. Yeah, I just, you know, I don't know. Putting his left shoe on his right foot. I don't know. I don't know.

I think it's difficult. There's someone I like for you, but I don't know if that's right for you and it would mess things up. But I don't know. I just feel like it's tricky, and to give yourself completely to someone is just too much work, mate. Yeah.

But at the same time, you ain't getting any younger. No. I'd like to be a bridesmaid again as well before I die. When you get married, this oh you talk about me yeah ah grab all of us yeah i don't know welcome back to another episode of creepy crips with us it's quite a good topic creepy crips um right am i doing my thing then you're starting this time by the way yeah yeah yeah is your laptop closed yeah i'm on it She ain't even ready. I'm ready. It's just I keep steaming up. Oh, that's weird. I'm so fucking tired. We're in a hot spot.

Hello, everybody. Hello. Hello. Welcome to the Movie Creeps of October. October with Who are we? We are your favourite podcast, Middle-Aged Opinion. Yeah. I am Ellie.

And I am Emily. And we are gonna freak you out. Freaky. Oh, we're doing the Freaky. Get freaky. Get freaky.

From Freak. Yeah, but I quite like that. Yeah, I like the Freak. Yeah.aky. Get freaky. Wrong freak. Yeah, but I quite liked that. Yeah, I liked the freak. Yeah. I've realised in most podcasts I feel like I'm going to be a professional singer. Yes, you do. And you always. It's a regular singer.

You always cut me down. I'm like. It's rude. Don't you think that's rude for you? It's so fucking rude. Freaky. I don't think that's too bad. I feel like it could be worse.

It could be worse. It could be better. I've seen. Whoa. too bad. I feel like it could be worse. It could be worse. It could be better. I've seen, whoa, this is what I'm talking about. Always being cut down. Listen, I can't sing and I'll put my hands up to that. But I will sing. Yeah, I sing. Everybody can sing. But I don't think I can be a professional opera singer because of it. I think I can be. I feel like

my talents are wasted. I love your optimism. I mean, that's what my eldest kept saying about getting into uni that it was my power of persuasion in the universe I manifested it because I was every time he said I might not and I was like no I'm manifesting that you are gonna happen yeah you've got same as I keep manifesting our podcast being you know FAMO and us being rich bitches so you know put that out into the universe okay all right ready so oh no i was gonna are we doing okay yeah we have to do it properly oh if we did it no we didn't like spooky spooky we spit so it's in the mic nine out of ten people

can't can't hear i was in yeah i mean you'd have to i mean turn that right up but let's do it professional because we're professionals we are professionals right hello everybody sorry hello everyone and welcome to middle-aged opinion i'm your host ellie and i And we are... Dogsbusters! Tonight, Matthew. Yes. Tell them what we're doing. So, we are doing scary stories for the whole October fest. The full month of October. It is the spooky month of the year.

And we are fully engaged and about it. Yes, and the more we upset and disturb Emily, the better. Because this girl ain't going to sleep. But I will like a baby. So, and if you watch our podcast before, you'll see that I have directed all ghosts and ghouls to her residence of living. As she scares the shit out of me which i'm sure you'll see you know i'm sure she's slow-mo that so um yeah let's crack a lucky you are first my love okay so mine is from reddit scary stories and do you know what i don't even know what this means but

it's m-a-g-d-a i could have googled that for you let me google that yeah m-a-g-d-a the haunted statue m-a-g-d-a my god why is there why is there an Instagram profile? Magda. No, it's not a double G. It's only one G. Oh, did I get excited? M-A-G-D-A. The haunted statue. I'm going to start reading. Yeah, you carry on.

This is freaking long. Oh, we've also just discovered that we can zoom in. Not on that phone. Oh yeah, we could. Right, so I'm sure we've spoken about this. So when my phone tragically died with me doing some diy and obviously putting a chair or a drill for it you do whatever happens i'm now back on the laptop so and then yesterday i worked out that if you do niche you can zoom right in and

read that shit the tech yeah i know we are learning by the week honestly our brains are growing our our auras are growing everything's growing we're growing exactly that is what we are doing in our 40s it says that it's a name magda magda so i'm assuming magda the haunted statue should we go with that yeah go with that and i'm gonna see if i can get the statue oh i'm really hoping this isn't another fucking stupid it is some are like just so no i'm just gonna highlight this now this is someone's story okay is it true story or they've written story their story they've made this story it's a haunted statue. Yeah.

So it might lose substance. What? Oh, a statue. Right, anyway, it might lose substance because we discovered this in one of my last ones. But it was really entertaining. We laughed at someone's misfortune and then it turned out to not be true even though I felt bad.

But their car was fixed, so win-win. For some for some reason all of a sudden their car was good we were happy we were pleased for them yeah and then we very quickly moved on yes so in the shadowy pinefield countryside of greece i really want to go to greece building you want to go to greece don't you want to go to gree Building. You want to go to Greece? Don't you want to go to Greece? You've been to Greece. Yeah, isn't it beautiful? Yeah, do you know what?

Yeah. How could he be gorgeous? That's what I'm saying. Absolutely gorgeous. Can I just go to Greece? There is an old legend known to the older locals, but half forgotten and unknown to the few young people living there the legend centers around an eerie stone statue of a little girl named magna

hidden deep in the local dark pine forest why would you put a statue of a little girl in a pine forest? So she can be happy in this hole. It's already fucking weird. It is weird. It is weird. Anyway. Cool. Magda was the daughter of a wealthy merchant in the late 1800s. A girl with straw-coloured hair and a bright, innocent smile.

She loved to play with her friends in the forest, especially a particular game of their own invention that was a blend of hide-and-seek and statues. The rules were simple. The children would blindfold themselves and one person would stand by a tree in the distance reciting a playful song while the others blindfolded and stumbling tried to reach them the trick was that they could only move while the song was being sung if they if the seeker caught them moving when the song stopped, the person who moved

lost and was out the game. Is this not musical statues? I feel like, yeah. I feel like I know this game. We've played this game. The song is said to have gone like this. Okay. I don't know the tune, but I'll try my best. You do it, babe. Come here to this pine tree. I'll try my best. You do it, babe. Come here to this pine tree. Come here to this pine tree. While I am not looking.

While I am not looking. But as I turn around to you, like statues you must be unmoving. Repeat it three times. Okay. Okay. I could be a singer. Yeah. Yeah.

No, I hear it. You hear it. Yeah. Okay. I could be a singer. Yeah. Yeah. No, I hear it. You hear it. Yeah. Duo. With X Factor next year. Okay. On that fateful day, as golden sunlight filtered through the canopy, Magda and her friends delved deeper into the woods than ever before.

The song of the game echoed through the trees as Magda, giggling beneath her blindfold, stumbled forward. But fate had something darker in store. She tripped, her foot caught on an exposed root, her head striking a jagged rock, leaving her motionless on the forest floor. Her friends stood frozen, uncertain what had happened. They approached cautiously, only to find Magda lying in a pool of her own blood, pale as white sheet. her own blood pale as white sheet panic stricken convinced she was dead the children ran they left her there alone bleeding out in the stillness of the forest too afraid to tell anyone what had

happened until it was too late mate thank you mates that's what i'm saying like surely you run and get help or you actually help them like you pick them up get up your city cow you go and get help anyway sorry never touch somebody who's got a head injury when magda's body was found the next morning wow her mates are out of order. Yeah. Her little fingers were curled into the dark as if she had tried to crawl to safety. She hadn't died instantly. She had lain there, cold and bleeding, waiting for someone to help her. No one ever did. Oh, my God.

for someone to help her no one ever did oh my god her grieving parents shattered by their loss built a statue of her beloved of their beloved magda on the very spot where she had died some say that even buried her body beneath the stone figure in internally making the place of her tragic death the statue made of old weathered stone its surface cracked and worn dry vines snake through the crevices depicting her wearing the blindfold oh she had the blindfold on in the statue too oh my god that's weird her hands outstretched as if forever reaching for the seeker or the help she never found but death who commissioned this i know but death it seems was not the end of Magda's story. Oh my god. Locals whisper that if you venture deep into the forest and dare to find Magda's statue, you can play her game once more.

The legend says that Magda's spirit, though unseen, will join you in the game. that Magda, spirit, though unseen, will join you in the game. Those who play fairly and finish the game are said to be blessed with extraordinary luck, as if rewarded by Magda for keeping her memory alive. Some even claim you can hear her faint childlike giggles drifting through the trees as you stumble blindly through the forest. But be aware, the rules must be followed. If you start the game, you must finish it. If you cheat, leave before the game is over or break any of the rules, you will suffer her raft. over or break any of the rules you will suffer her raft. Those who break the rules leave the forest haunted and cursed forever as if the little girl who died tragically has found a way to cling to them her fury as strong as her desire to play. No one knows how many have tried to play the game and failed but those who have come back

speak of nightmares, eerie coincidences and misfortune. But if you ever find yourself in the ancient Greece forest and stumble upon a weather-worn statue of a little girl frozen in time time remember her story and ask yourself are you willing to play excellent excellent excellent and it was very well written it was excellent I really enjoyed that I feel like that could be like a film I thought thought that was excellent. That was fantastic. Well written. It's a great story. Did you feel a bit creeped? I feel like it could be a movie. Like they go and then they don't realise that they got to play to the end all their farts.

Yeah, it was a little bit Jumanji. Yeah, I liked it i liked it i thought whoever writ that brilliant it was good job right paranormal entity in my kitchen at 3 a.m oh for fuck's sake come on hello everyone my security camera hello my security cameras um oh my god no no security what what i mean it is staring at you i swear i'm not being funny he's following me and it's making me really uncomfortable yeah you um what i was going to say to you yes so you know hello yeah winston you know what that's from yeah yeah friday night dinner yeah i had no idea but then i'd come across friday night dinner i started watching it and it was hello winston your doorbell is working and i was like shut up i had no idea yeah no i've watched a few of them and i'm like

oh i've watched the whole thing um and it was excellent it's really fun it was so good it is right anyway sorry back to horror. But it came in when I went, hello. It just came in my mind. Hello, everyone. My security cameras captured a very strange abnormal, say it for me. Abnormal me.

Anomaly. Anomaly. There you go. Captured a very strange anomaly in my kitchen. It was around 3am and my brother couldn't sleep. So he was checking the cameras around the house. He then saw... Why is that what you do when you can't sleep?

Sometimes I do that. You are looking for trouble. See if there's any orbs. Looking for trouble. He then saw a weird white translucent spectrum in the kitchen. It has a human-like silhouette. We could see the head, neck and and shoulders and even some facial features thank God it has facial features we are very intrigued and scared of what it might be my mum prays a lot so we hope that it is not a bad

entity not enough I uploaded a video on youtube and would like to for you to have some insight on the matter please let me know if you would like to watch them maybe if i go on yeah come on come on darlings no dave actually go on it. Wait, let me put my technique down. Oh mate. Hold on. There.

Oh it is something, it's is something is somebody look look feet I'm gonna have to take I can see it can you see it yes I can see it you have to send me the link so I can put it on no that ain't doing nothing oh look at that look at that in there look yeah no oh my god it's making it even clearer let's see what the other link takes us to a video hopefully we will add these on oh my god. Get way more flex at Pure Gin. Pure Gin. Pure Gin. Do you know what I had to do to get rid of that membership?

Oh yeah, to cancel it at the bank, mate. Oh, nobody cares, David Beckham. David Beckham. Got my cup of tea. No. Oh. Oh, it's, it looked. It's moving.

It's looking. It's moving. It's moving. It's looking. Oh no, that just creeped me out. I just felt sick. Oh no, see, I'm not happy with that. I'm going to quieten it off. Oh my God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh my God. Wow. I wouldn't be happy seeing that. It's there now. No, I wouldn't be happy seeing that. It's there now. No, wouldn't be happy seeing that. Oh my God, how long does this go on? Shut up. It's a four minute encounter.

Okay, turn it off now. Okay. I'm going to pause it. I'm going to have to send this to you. I wonder if there's any sound to it. No, I think just upload the picture. Just picture, please. I don't want to put that on.

Yeah, yeah. There is sound. No, but is there any sound to it? I don't think it's negative, though. What's it looking at? He's hungry. He's looking at the table. We're going to upload the picture.

I wonder if you can put the link on it is you can put the yeah we'll put the link on that's fine we'll do that yeah a very clear image of what they've described as like a head you can see facial at one point he does look at the camera at a brief moment and you do see eyes look i'm i'm not getting negative i'm getting burn it burn house get out because that that is a very full figured thing there yeah i'm not i'm not getting negative but i don't think it's great why is he looking at he must be hungry you can see it from here it's just kind of bobbing oh hang on what's going on the camera's moved why did the camera move i don't know but we might have to find out i'll go on and just just start it from there, just before the camera moves.

So there? Yeah, go on. So this is what this is, this is a motion camera. Your motion camera keeps looking at me which is why I'm moving it. That is because you're moving so it's... What? No. What? Has it disappeared? And that's why it's moved? It's come from... It's picked up motion elsewhere, is what just happened, basically.

It comes back. There we go. Back. Oh my god. It comes back. There we go. Back. Oh my God. I can copy the link, it's just how am I going to send it to you? Saying that, I can add it onto the YouTube video. You can probably just add it, maybe. I can add it onto the YouTube video.

But the image... I think let's stop watching this. Yeah, I don't like it. It's making me really uncomfortable. So sorry that you are completely unaware of what's going on, but we are going to link that. I will put the image on while we're doing this part. I will link.

So in the comments section, I'm going to put the link to take you over to the YouTube video if you want to watch it it doesn't feel negative but it's a very long recording of a spirit which doesn't feel great to me like i it's not clear what it's doing either it's looking at a table yeah and looking around and then in the video like the camera kind of veers off because I have one here so you keep hearing Emily reference the camera and mine is a motion camera and that is the same camera that picked up so the camera switches on and then hundreds of orbs are around me yes yes, yes. So these are motion cameras.

They come on and they record motion. So, but it's a very... And when you take a photo of it, it kind of is weird. No, don't like that. There, there, look, look, look. Eyes, nose. I'm going to take a photo like that as well.

See if you can just scroll no don't actually don't do it should i say there's there is a bit where it looks at the camera they could go look at that themselves yeah we don't need to do that yeah i don't like it yeah i don't like it much either but um yeah man so that was my story it turned out way darker than I thought it was. Yeah, that's quite a big story. That's a massive story. That's a small story for such a massive encounter. If I, I mean, if I was awake at that time and I'm like, hey, I can't sleep. I'm going to look at my cameras, see what's going on downstairs. No, thank you.

Yeah. That's happening downstairs yeah I'm moving out that was quite terrifying actually I'm really uncomfortable now well it's not here babe that we're aware of sorry that was awful that was definitely one of the most that was really clear that's what i'm saying so that is definitely if you're a skeptic that i definitely definitely put some when i'm saying clear i'm saying clear that that wasn't an image of a person that wasn't a solid human being no but there was something there that looked like a human that was clearly moving but was not a solid yeah it was transparent

uh it's a no from me yeah like i said burn it get burn it, get out. I don't even know what story that was. Fucking hell. Yes, I know. Over to you. After that terrifying... I know, because now my ones, I regret moving alone

into my apartment. Because there's a bloke in my kitchen. Yeah. That was awful. I didn't like that. I didn't like that. I would absolutely that i would absolutely be terror it's one thing seeing an orb to an actual physical if you are a skeptic i will link that that must have been

easily six five yeah five eleven six foot yeah looks like a man yeah yeah but i'm not sure what it is so i will when emily that one, you have to remind me. And then I'll be able to add the link to it from our YouTube. Hopefully OP doesn't mind, but they've put it out there for everyone. So head over to OP's and have a look at their terrifying encounter. Okay. Hopefully this will cheer us up. I regret moving alone into this apartment. Do you? I recently moved into a small old apartment in a quiet town. The rent was cheap and the place had a certain charm if you ignored the creaky floors and the occasional draft I didn't mind

it was just me and my cat Luna but soon I realized something was off I know this ain't no fucking story is it it doesn't matter if it is it won't be a sway steak God have you been wafted over yet yes it's not her fault she's old she should be proud of that so we can taste my dog's fart so Linda had both her dog Luna and she was looking after her

boys dog Ronnie and he is an English Bulldog. Yeah. And he's got epilepsy. Okay, good. Well, he's having seizures. Anyway, so I went round and he'd been in the vets all day. I mean, bless him, he'd had quite a few seizures, so they had taken him to the vets.

Anyway, so I'm down, I'm giving them both tickles, and one of them farted. I went, I could taste that. Oh, I do entertain myself. Okay, sorry as I interrupted. You were talking about dog fart. Yeah, well the name Luna made me think of her fart. And then your dog farted. Okay, so I realised something was off.

Yeah. It started with the whispers. At first I thought it was the neighbours. Emily! I can say you made me jump rather than make me scared. No, you won't. It's because you hit me as well. We're going to slow-mo that. I'm gonna take that. Okay.

Me, I'll be like... Such a dickhead. I'll make them little meme-mees. Stickers. You know what I'll do, the cover now for the YouTube. Okay. Okay. Alright. You know what I do, I cover now for the YouTube. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.

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I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. You went, meh, meh. You didn't scare me, you made me jump. I feel like I don't know anything about this story at all. Cookie, you're fine. Should I start again? I feel like you're going to have to start again because I feel like I haven't been focused. You've been waiting.

You've been waiting. Waiting to pounce like a predator. Great film. Yeah, go on to pounce like a predator. Great film. Yeah, go on. I regret moving alone into this apartment. I recently moved into a small old apartment in a quiet town. I'm going to dot that out. No one will ever know.

The rent was cheap. That's me. And the place had a certain charm if you ignored the creaky floors and the occasional drop i didn't mind it was just me and my cat luna but soon i realized something was off it started with the whispers at first i thought it was the neighbors muffled through the thin walls but the whispers weren't coming thought it was the neighbors muffled through the thin walls but the whispers weren't coming from the walls they were coming from the shadows late at night as i lay in bed i'd hear them just like that that's cookie yawning no no soft unintelligible murmurs that seemed to float from the dark corners of the room.

I couldn't make out what they were saying, but they filled me with a sense of dread. Luna noticed it too. She'd sit and stare at the shadows, her fur bristling, her eyes wide. Sometimes she'd hiss or bolt from the room, terrified of something I couldn't see. It unnerved me, but I tried to brush it off. Maybe the place was just old and creaky and Luna was reacting to that. was reacting to that. One night the whispers grew louder. They filled the room, circling me like a swarm of invisible insects. I couldn't move, couldn't breathe. The air felt thick with something dark and menacing. I sat up in bed, my heart pounding and flickering on the light.

up in bed my heart pounding and flickering on the light the whispers stopped but the feeling of being watched didn't go away yes a hell no with fire I began to dread nighttime the whispers became more frequent more insistent they seem to be calling my name urging me me to listen. I started losing sleep, too afraid to close my eyes. Every time I did, I felt like something was standing over me, waiting for the moment I drifted off. Then one night it escalated. I was lying in bed, it escalated. I was lying in bed wide awake when I saw it, a shadow, a darker than the others, moving on its own. It slid across the wall, inching closer to my bed. My heart raced as it stretched towards me, a black formless mass that seemed to pulse with me, a black formless mass that seemed to pulse with mal-violence. I couldn't move. I couldn't scream. The shadow loomed over me and for the first time I understood the whispers. They weren't just noises, they were

voices, countless tortured voices, all begging for help, warning me to leave. But it was too late, the shadow engulfed me, wrapped around me like a suffocating blanket. I felt cold, so cold and the whispers become screams, echoing in my head until I thought I was, I would go mad and then just as suddenly as it started, it stopped. I woke up the next morning, drenched in sweat, gasping for air. The apartment was silent but I knew I wasn't alone the shadows were still there lurking watching and waiting I packed my things yup yeah that day and moved out leaving the apartment behind but the whispers they followed me no matter where I go I can still hear them growling louder every night and now I'm afraid that one day the shadow will find me again.

Was that a story or real? Because to me it sounds like an evil entity that's latched on. I don't feel like it was a made up story.up yeah he says you cooked but good story and burn sage yeah I mean it's too late it's like literally latched on to her I'm saying her it could be a him someone else says I have Native American I have Native American and they have Native American. They've quoted what it is. Yeah.

And I don't suggest anyone burn sage. Sage is for the preparation to clean and drive out evil spirits. It should only be used by trained shamans and those who specialize in these realms, which are extremely dangerous and complex. in these realms which are extremely dangerous and complex. I know too many people who think they know what they're doing and burn herbs and plants, not realizing that is a form of witchcraft and then the demons get stronger. It honestly pisses me off that the new age

has destroyed the use of sage sorry sire sorry i think sometimes chat gpt team needs to chill this literally i think sometimes if you're desperate you'll do anything i've burnt sage so i'm not you know a witch or a sire or anything like that but i know to move it from the corners out of the door i mean i i did sage um my my but it was purely as a new fresh start situation you know i am i open the front door the back door yeah so bring it forward and then let it go out. I've only got one door. Yeah. I had the windows open.

That's it. That's how I do it. I think if that is based on real offence, this person, the spirit's connected to that person now. Cat hissing is definitely really negative and I think that the person that wrote that is not wrong. They probably should now be seeking... Some sort of help.

Some sort of help because if it's following you, it wants to overtake, right? I mean, if I was still hearing sort of screams... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't... No. I would literally... And then spirits trying to to warm which means all the souls that it has already got that's kind of what I was getting yeah yeah okay moving swiftly on to

another terrifying event was I visited by a spirit whilst wild camping theories wanted okay i was okay okay okay i'm going i was doing a long coastal walk a couple of years ago and was walking through north england i was wild camping the whole time listen i'm not being funny i'm seeing a bit of a pattern here in england north england is a no go yeah i think we go camping absolutely not yeah i think we're saving down this end in south yeah are we sample southeast yeah but we're still south okay so no north i feel like anything above essex is a negative negative okay i was wild camping the whole time i never had any real issues with it aside from badgers stealing my sausages and dogs jumping on my tent but this experience was probably the

strangest of my entire two-year trek two years though brother means that she's walking two year trek I feel like that's the way forward so that's what I'm gonna have to do since I need to roll over and die and we'd love to hear any of your thoughts or opinions on what this could possibly represent I got a bit caught out in a town called more can bring more can bring it was winter and the light was fading fast naming and shaming the whole area was incredibly built up and the sunset panic subsequently set in as i knew i wouldn't make it out of town before it got completely dark. There was a small park which was shielded from the view of the town by a skate park

featuring a burnt out ring from a fire on the grass and graffiti on the concrete wall. So I thought it looked the best bet for camping spot absolutely anyone would assume i was homeless probably a bloke and maybe a bit mad possibly with a knife it wasn't ideal but most i most likely i wouldn't be bothered if I packed up again at sunrise so I thought. It was fine until around 2-3 in the morning. Footsteps came directly towards the tent, crunching along the frosty glass and the singing started. It was a woman's voice. She was singing in the language that sounded like French. Although I couldn't decipher the tune of the words, my GCSE French didn't get me that far. I was quite literally frozen with fear and couldn't record the singing because my horrible squeaky sleeping mattress would have given me away if I'd made the slightest movement.

The singing and footsteps circled around my tent three times. The singing stopped after a minute or two. I heard footsteps fading. It didn't feel threatening. I was weirdly reassured to hear both a woman's voice and singing but it was a bloody strange experience. I appreciate that logic is it was probably just someone drunk or wanting to spook me on purpose but it generally felt like something more something more spiritual and meaningful so my question basically who or what could it have been would really appreciate any ideas i ask my knowledgeable brother to put aside his usual say it for me where are they sorry this one skepticism skepticism there you go sit that one of spirits and another realism for just two seconds and give me a broad fire folks theory to his credit he

sipped his pint thoughtfully and suggested it could be a white lady or based on my proximity yeah to winter gardens an old victorian theatre known for its hauntings some kind of there you go spirit since there was a culture exchange between Britain and France in the theatre world at the time, he says. Was it the protection spell or a curse? Was it significantly of the circle my ten free times? My theories and thoughts welcomed and appreciated. Go on. welcomed and appreciated. Go on. I mean I feel like she really wants it to be something special and and spiritual and positive but my my arse takes me straight to this is a drunk woman

she's probably not even French she's just drunk found a tent had a look around it I thought fuck this this ain't home it's not my tent and off she went again see whereas I disagree of course you do that's not what I'm getting what are you getting I'm getting on page aren't you you're like yeah I am getting something she's a thespian ghost and she put in a positive spell on her to keep her safe because she's in a in a strange place in a tent so she was keeping her safe that's what i'm getting i know that's what you was gonna say i mean there's not really a lot of uh sounds like a romanian to me someone's put i considered that where did they get that from um i haven't even considered that actually there's probably the most likely scenario i'd like to think it was some kind of protection

ritual as a woman i did feel a bit vulnerable camping there maybe she could sense that or just wanted to help out a fellow traveler uh excellent suggestion thank you she's lying someone else said i doubt it was a curse would take that form of anything pleasant or comforting that's what it brings me like comfort yeah i feel comforted that the poor girl didn't get attacked yeah so that i'm comforted that she lived to tell the tale that she was camped in some manky old place where someone had burnt out a ring on the floor i don't know when he won at two or three o'clock in the morning it's gonna walk up to a fucking random tent and start singing around i feel like we could have done that a few times i'm not being funny but we never have we haven't

because we're a bit more respectful now No, I'm lying as well. But, see, I mean, it's because she felt such a positive experience from it. I just feel like there's more to it. Yeah, take that and run. That's it. Yeah. Well done, girl. I mean, I liked that. I'm not spooked.

It was quite a nice one, actually. She didn't die. Nobody was threatened. It was quite a nice one, actually. She didn't die. Nobody was threatened. It was all right. Yeah. I just don't see any random woman on their own walking at 2, 3 o'clock in the morning around the tent three times singing a song. Well, I've never witnessed it myself.

No, me neither. But the things you see in high street at 3 o'clock in the morning, I wouldn't be surprised. I wouldn't have the bollocks either to go camping on my own for two years uh she's wild camping as well so that no fucking way that's not even booking campsites and being somewhere actually safe that is in the woods on a hill in a park that really is it's dangerous yeah i mean i generally wouldn't have the bollocks no i wouldn't do no it's the bollocks as lovely as it is and i i know people that do walk i mean i do know that and they really enjoy it but is that mainly men also men yeah i mean things can still happen and then they're never on their own there's always like a couple of a minimum yeah but that's that's just potentially

asking for trouble again we can go somewhere else and be like why shouldn't she be allowed to do that why should she yeah that's just a whole yeah that's a whole different it is yeah whether you're male or female if you're doing wild camping by yourself it is dangerous i mean i wouldn't have the bollocks it's as simple as that i wouldn't i'm not going to pretend i would either because i wouldn't i wouldn't i mean i love camping but the idea that somebody could who isn't a cow and you knocking on my tent door at three o'clock in the morning but i think it's just material babe they want to get in there's nothing stopping people getting it yeah you know like oh no they've got a lock on the door we that's it

yeah it's just fabric one let's see who's. That's it. Yeah. It's just fabric. Go to the next one. Let's see who's... Oh, this one's unlocked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just fabric. So, no. It's a no from me, mate.

Although I do like camping. I love camping. So... I do love camping. But then I go in a group. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I say go in a group.

I take my kids. Just me and two young children. But on a campsite with people doing the same thing and it's family run normally and it's for families it feels safer do you ever lock your tent? I don't like a padlock

two zips together no because the kids always get up in the middle of the night and want to pee yeah me neither no they don't help me i mean i would freak out if some woman randomly started singing around my tent i'm like fuck off to your own tent you're all drunk my kids are trying to sleep yeah but yeah no my lord in french right anyway yeah that's what she was singing yeah you want to come to bed with me? Can I get in your bed? I've got nowhere to go

Oh no, no one's in Nope, we'll leave Go I was stalked and almost murdered Good times Standard shit This might sound strange but I have a strong suspicion

that someone is stalking me and I'm not sure for how long. A few months ago, I broke up with my ex, which brought me a lot of peace. And honestly, I'm a happy go lucky guy, almost comically so. I sing in my car, smile all the time and I just love life, which is why this came as such a shock to me. Not everyone likes a happy-go-lucky, guys. You know, you need to rein it in a little bit. Put curse on here, Minchi. I hope you step on Lego.

Twice. I hope your pocket gets caught in the door handle. So inconvenient. twice hope your pocket gets caught in the door handle so inconvenient anyway last month i met a mutual friend they seemed they seemed nice and we talked for a bit i reached out to them because they are transgender i never intended to get into a relationship with this person as I am a straight male and I don't think I made that clear enough to them. I'll call them Frey for now as that's one of their nicknames.

Oh, don't give the game away. After we talked for a bit, they wanted to move into a relationship, which I gently declined by explaining that I am a straight male. I could tell it hurt them as they left me on read for a few hours before responding. After that, our communication slowly tapered off. And I think this is when the stalking began. I remember a few incidences which were a bit off. I normally get coffee in the morning every morning at my local Starbucks. This one day I got my coffee at home. I really didn't know why, but was tired and just needed to get to work.

I chalked it up to me being a customer for so long that they gave me a free coffee. Okay. Okay. The barrister, barrister, barrister? Am I saying that for the coffee? No. barrister am i saying that for the barrister that's the right word isn't it the coffee pourer person said something else as i was walking away but i didn't hear it i'm now sure she told me who paid for it the rest of the day was normal until I noticed a car circling my block, a red Toyota. They went slower on my street as I noticed them basically, as I noticed them basically book

it all the way around until they got to my side. Booted, maybe that's what I meant. they got to my side. Booted? Maybe that's what I meant. My dumb ass self thought they needed help and then I saw them again. I walked outside to ask them if they needed anything. The second they saw me they booked it out of there and didn't come back. This is where my suspicions started. A few days later I was at a bowling alley with some friends. It was more of a competition and we were determined on winning. When it was my friend's turn I glanced away for a second to notice Frey sitting there having a beer. I was pretty confused as I hadn't seen her in a long time and she lived around 30 minutes away from what I knew. I decided to walk up to them. Frey sort of tried to get up but sat back down and looked startled. I gave them a funny look and said how they were or asked how they were. Frey stuttered a few words out and said

she had to go. I asked if they were okay as they looked terrified and also really tired. They started to break down and told me a story about their mum getting cancer and she didn't have much time left. I was caught off guard and could tell some people were staring. I didn't really care about that attention and just wanted to confront them. But a few seconds later Frey basically threw herself on me sobbing so loud that even the competition was coming over to me and a few other people walked over. I got a little flustered as I didn't expect this and told them that it's going to be okay and I can drive her home if they wanted. This is when it become even weirder they screamed no so loud it almost hurt my ears and she left

the building I looked up at my friends and basically the whole crowd and I looked up at my friends and basically the whole crowd and told them what happened my friends and i wanted to talk to them about talk to them but they drove away which is when i noticed the same red toyota okay there's an update okay i'm still failing to see what this anything to do paranormal yeah i know um why is it scary stalkton was almost murdered maybe it's the murder part yeah update this was a few days after when i got home today i was thinking about the whole incident at the bowling alley and wanted to do a background check on fray when i went to their mum's facebook she was Fiji, relaxing and talking about loving life.

I was so cool off guard, I got a little dizzy. I went to grab my phone and call her to confront them. I heard a ringtone coming from my bedroom window. I looked to the side to see an eye piercing through the curtain and then quickly running away. What the fuck? Almost two seconds after I heard a crash at the bedroom window. I was already in my bedroom with the door locked and 911 on the way. Fray started screaming, telling me that they loved me and to calm down.

I was crying, basically nauseous. No, 911 didn't get there in time as she was at my bedroom window slamming it. I grabbed a fucking shampoo bottle and... Sorry. And the second... Washed her hair, dirty bitch. And the second it crashed open, i threw it at their face phrase screamed it sounded almost inhuman but the shampoo got caught in their eye i swung at their head and knocked them down

i didn't stop there i stomped their head in what i fucked their head in from a little under the for a little until they were knocked out i run to my car and locked the doors and drove around the block as soon as i heard the police sirens and drove back basically screaming that i did the call and they were still in the house. Still knocked out cold in the house, Frey got arrested for looking at me with pure evil. They found handcuffs, ropes and a sharp paper cutter. This was terrifying as they had full intention to hurt me and when they investigated fray's house they found over 100 photos of me and dolls hung from the ceiling with my face on it i won't ever forget this and i don't know you could find that kind of love

nobody is dedicated i'm dedicated yeah mate my god and i am in the moving process right now okay oh no someone else has though i had the same but i was in a nightmare with sleep walking what i had no idea because that kind of story was a bit fucking weird, right? Do you know what? They were trying to use the pronouns of they, but they kept referring her to as she. So, okay, let me get this straight. This person was in a relationship.

Later on, this person that was a transgender person. Was in a relationship, but... Not with the transgender person. But no longer in that relationship. And there was the happiest person on earth and then the transgender person who wanted a relationship. Who was apparently a mutual friend of some sort. Right but thought she was homophobic because she was transgender but that wasn't the case they just weren't attracted to her because she's a female now. and so the female that was that used to be that is

transgender went psycho and tried to kill them kidnap kidnap i mean it says i was stalked and almost murdered well i'm assuming because of the dolls in the house well yeah and if they had rope and yeah a small knife and whatever in the handcuffs and yeah right honestly i mean no one's ever cared about me that much nobody i mean i don't really want to be i mean i don't either but i'm all right not being cared about i think that's my dog loves me i don't know where you've got to be mentally to be like that obsessed with someone i don't think i mean i'm not being funny but her strength i know i can see the fly as well her strength would be of a man's strength yeah of course she would have been able to take him down yes but i don't understand why she became so obsessed with him he made it very clear or he felt that

he wasn't clear enough but okay so he blamed himself like maybe i wasn't clear enough but when that person said i want more and he's, hang on, this isn't what I want. Yeah, yeah. It sounds like he was honest about it. Yeah. I mean, that's a debate, isn't it? Yeah. So the debate of, yes, I'm a transgender female, and you're not allowed to see me as anything else,

but I actually, it's a sexual attraction, isn't it? Yeah. I just, it's, the whole story's sad, but I actually is a sexual attraction, isn't it? Yeah. I just, it's, the whole story's sad, actually. It's a bit of a sad story. Yeah, because both have lost out, one on a great friendship and the other one on being free to live their life. Because they got so obsessed with someone that wasn't interested in them. You hear it every day, babe, I'm telling you.

I know. Anyway, swiftly moving on moving on something scary let's hope so ghost in a pre-1900s home who is it and how can i get rid of it do we need to know who it is just let's get rid but sometimes burn it you've never mentioned about burning before where did that idea come from i feel like it was you you started i started burning with fire shall we burn it with fire yes yes but i feel like you've just made that point for the first time tonight burn it burn it let's get it out let's see what happens what are we we on? Am I on story three? I started. No. I feel like I'm on story three. No, you're not. Yeah. No. Because we did the one with the ghost man.

What ghost man? 3am. That was fun. Yeah, then I just did the one before that. Hang on. I Just out of curiosity. Did we do the statue one on this? Yes. Alright, I've done three yeah see

told you that's my third see she never listens sir right i am i am writing for some advice on what what i think is paranormal situation in my home i lived in a 1893 spurs kit home in a very tiny North North again told you North Easton's town that has been around forever my grandmother lived in the house from 1985 until 2019 1985 1985 until 2019 so my grandmother she lived in the home between those dates uh-huh okay why did you need me to repeat that well that doesn't make it ancient does it like no but the house was born in the 19 made in the 1900s go on carry on sorry interrupting your ghosty ghostly uh was put in until she was put into a care home and passed away at the hospital several several months later my grandfather lived in the house with her ashes until mid-2022. My husband and I brought the home in 2020 and he lived with us until mid-2022. He took her ashes with him when he left the house.

my husband moved our washing machine from the first floor down into the basement because it kept freezing with cold weather and flooding our kitchen while we were on vacation maybe a month after he did this started to we maybe a month after he did this maybe a month after he did this i started to notice weird potential paranormal things around the house so i heard that it's water because he moved the washing machine she's saying that that is when she first first started noticing the paranormal activity is when he moved the washing machine. Yeah. For example, caps taken off the bottles and put back upside down like as upside down cap balance.

On top of the olive oil container or figurines on my desk moved knocked over when i hadn't been in the office for days or massive unexplained wet spots on the couch or lights turning off for no reason and the light switch still fucking fly, still being pointed in the right direction. When turned to off, the position and then back on. Oh, okay, like literally someone's turning them on and off. The lights came back immediately, so it's not a power issue. Most recently, my husband's glasses disappeared overnight and just today a smoke detector started beeping when there was absolutely nothing burning that could have

triggered it. One strange thing is potentially explainable but everything together makes me think that there is some kind of presence here especially given the age of the house. My initial thought is that something was let loose in our basement when my husband was cutting into the ancient pipes and cinder blocks last summer as this happened to another relative of mine when they put a addition onto their house they started to find their cat locked in cabinets part of me also wonders if it may be my grandmother gaslighting me gaslighting me in death as she did in life wow she sounds cold she she's a keeper but i don't know why it would have taken a few years for her to make herself known though i suppose it's possible other things that happen here like my husband's missing wedding ring are also paranormal activity i haven't noticed yet so do do the experts here think that i have a ghost or a spirit of some kind the experts on

reddit if so how responsible do you think it is to have my husband might have freed something that is now playing tricks on me versus it being my grandmother's spirit or something else separately and there are if there are any tips of how to maybe cleanse my house, burn it. Not that the spirit is doing anything bad right now. But it's touching things, it's moving. I feel like it's upping, it's upping. But I'd rather not be fucking fly. But I'd rather not be haunted by my dead grandmother for the rest of my life.

My grandmother's gaslighting me, can you believe that? It ain't her. We didn't have the greatest relationship. It ain't her. You don't think it's her? me can you believe that we didn't have the greatest relationship you don't think it's her what are you getting i think if if he's gone down to the basement and he's like done a bit of digging yeah maybe he has released something maybe there was something in the walls down there like You're going to shut up. And he's opened that vault without even realising. Okay, so top comment.

So the actual mod of this group has literally put it into a... Basically, they're just breaking it down from the whole story, they've picked out what's going on and they're asking for advice from people as well. So somebody said, this may sound a little strange at context any context is to feed it oftentimes this was this will place percent I don't know it and it will stop bothering you in many Eastern traditions including my, we are taught that ghosts experience terrible hunger and thirst, but are unable to eat or drink. It's just part of the ghost condition in the same way that there are certain tragic elements of our own human condition. I actually, I'm with you.

I don't really understand what the point is I think it's saying it's touching the jars because it's hungry yeah it's going all about food that would make sense that other one that we that you did which one looking at the table I mean maybe maybe because it did have I don't know I've never stuff on that table i've never heard anything like this before i'm not saying that i don't know you think that would be like hell right to constantly be hungry and thirsty and looking at your favorite food and not being able to eat it to me that sounds like hell give a lick i actually feel like that's giving demons like a like a a nod and what to how to torture people no i don't think it's you think something's been released from the basement i don't think

it's grandma because if she's in that urn and granddad took it not to listen i don't think they're attached to their ashes i don't think it's you know I've said this to you many times I feel like if grandma was gonna gaslight or do something she'd be doing it the whole time yeah I think she might be right I think something I mean that's the only comment

I think something might have been released I think you might be right I say maybe do a cleanse and stop acknowledging what's going on in the house. You know what I mean? I feel like the minute they're moving stuff. Yeah, I feel like you're still, like, you're making it worse by acknowledging all this shit.

Do you know what I mean? If it's hard to ignore something. I mean, I get it. If it's touching stuff and lights are flickering. I'd be terrified I'd probably move, i don't know my instinct is always to not acknowledge because i feel like it feeds it you've seen that guy on um tiktok who he's got a ghost in his flat it bangs on the doors and shit it closes the doors it plays with his blinds it's all on his thing yeah yeah where he's like literally the door's slammed shut and he's got put up a mirror to try

and catch i mean i've watched quite a lot of them i'm like if he's doing it by if he's doing this yeah it's really clever there's a mum and dad a daughter and dad that have got a thingy bob like that. I don't know if it's real or not. Have you seen it though? Do you know who I'm talking about? I know who you're talking about. Bangs on the doors, makes loads of noise. Yeah. Moves his, he put balloons around his living room.

Smashed a mirror. Yep. Pulls the chairs out from under the table. I couldn't live like that. No. No. Having a go at fucking fucking I think he called him Bob at the end

he's got he named it so he's named it and everything yeah he talks to it yeah see but it's not positive I mean

it's not doing anything to him aggressive it's just being irritating like turning the TV off I couldn't live like that or he's got his McDonald's on the side of his sofa

and it gets knocked off they take a chip I'd be well pissed off that'd be a fucking fight but five seconds on the floor yeah yeah you took my chip yeah yeah no I couldn't live like that no way mate I mean I don't listen i don't know whatever's happening

is very real to her and the fact that she thinks that it could be her grandmother i mean and then she's like i don't we didn't really get on what the fuck went on there because if you're thinking your grandma's come back to haunt you that's a bit concerning as well i mean i'm sure your brain's got something better to do that's what i'm saying i might find a little one to end on you got another long one it's not that long it just looks long because i've zoomed zoomed in yeah go on okay go on the higher dimension has chosen its portal okay okay okay okay the higher dimension is looking for a new portal for things to go into it but it is dirty bitch things to come out of it oh that's what she said this higher dimension first wanted my eyes to be its portal and at first it was all good.

My eyes were a great portal but they become an annoyance. Like I could be using my eyes to watch something and then something comes out of my eyes from the higher dimension. At the same time when I looked at someone they could get pulled into my into the portal it caused me great pain and became and because i was connected to the higher dimension my negative feelings would affect it as well then the higher dimension chose my ears to be its portal and at first it all worked out. She's further gone than I am. I could my eyes and not worry. I could use my eyes and not worry about something coming in or out of that higher dimension.

That's what she said. Then I remember talking with someone on the phone and then suddenly there was a third voice that could be heard by both of us on the phone. That was impossible as it was a private phone call between the two of us. The third voice told us where it came from. The third voice said that it had been reproduced by the sound of my voice and my friend's voice. It was one of the effects of my ears being the portal at a higher dimension. Anyone I listened to could get pulled into this higher dimension as well.

And things could also get out of my ears in the form of sounds. This was no good and I wanted my ears back. So the higher dimension chose the space between my legs oh no oh yeah come on let's see is this a joke no come on what's what's happening between our legs it's what you see it's portal oh and i decided to go for it yeah why do i always do these i don't know you find them i don't even know where you found half of these fucking stories tonight. Honestly, this was on Scary Stories. Right. Okay.

Anyway, she went for it. Yeah. Now, anything that goes under my legs could get dragged into that portal. Big fucking portal. And things could also come out of that space between my legs from that other higher dimension. Yeah. space between my legs from that other higher dimension. It was still chaos as objects got dragged into that higher dimension and random things also came put. I think you meant out. So I decided to cut half my body through operation so now my legs are separate from my body and it is an easier life when i woke up from my operation it was just my body arms and head some of the surgeons and nurses

were in my portal between the space of my legs that was a joke i'm sorry i feel like my life is much better now and i hope it doesn't get worse the higher dimension got to have its portal and i get to live a normal life how do we get in the portal between their legs i have no fucking idea where you follow is there any comments no this is that silly sod that did that stupid story I'm sorry you're a fucking mug mate I've just realised it's the same person

so it was another confusing yeah can I start again no because you were finishing this off I had that one that's great you finish this off I've got a better one. That's great, you finish this off. I've got one little one.

Okay, you ready? Sorry. Back to reality, people. Mimic. Yesterday, I was with my husband in our room with the door closed watching TV. I heard Andrew, our toddler son, call me from the hallway. I was heading into our bathroom that is in our room, so an en suite. I heard him say, Ma, loud and clear in his voice. The only problem was he wasn't even home.

He was at his cousin's house I told my husband if he heard it and he said no I was freaked out any any thoughts just a little quick one there I think she got mimic I'm not sure he Just because it was just a small sound You know, it's like a sign of ADHD when you like hear people calling your name I Just I feel like it could have been just Just a miss. Yes. I'm with you for once. Although I'm not going to discount.

No, no. But it's the first thing that's happened. If more happens. And it was just that sound. Yeah, and remember that video I showed you of that girl? Once they called her name. Yeah, yeah, I know. And then she went, yeah? So had she not

been recording that exact time we'd be going oh you just miss her but everybody heard that yeah anyway usually when I hear stories of mimic encounters everyone in the house would have heard the same thing you did it's possible you were hallucinating, as someone describes below. You said you have a toddler, so doubt you get much time to rest. It's possible your brain felt like it should have been hearing your son, but in reality, he's at your relative's house. I wouldn't be too concerned unless there are multiple... Considernies.

Yeah. Also, I understand you being alarmed. So we've literally just said exactly the same thing. Okay, take us home, babe. Alright, I'm not even sure now. I don't trust myself anymore. By the same author? No.

I don't think so, no. Anyway, so this one is my BF, so boyfriend. Exes warned us. Okay. And my boyfriend's ex warned us. I had a boyfriend from Germany. We talked a lot online.

Then he moved here to live with me. We lived together for some time in South Mountain, Maryland. Somebody closed the door out there. Yeah, go on. He'd had an online ex-girlfriend from back home in Germany before we met. They broke up before me. I found out that they had kept their connections. I won't say how I found that out because I shouldn't have been snooping like that but really their connection wasn't really so much. Just seemed a whatsapp call here and there so I let it go. One night as I was watching TV, I realised he'd slipped out of to go talk to his ex in the kitchen. I couldn't resist to ask what was going on. She had a dream of him getting sick by food poisoning.

We both laughed and said it's nothing, that she'd maybe just still had a crush on him. They kept talking for a few minutes and right before they hung up she said, be careful of the snelligaster. We did not think anything about it until a few hours later we went to have our burritos while we were standing in line saying whether we wanted beans or rice we both suddenly noticed that as the server turned around from the grill that she was wearing a potter shirt of a snelly glass gas gaster we jumped out of line right there like shit wouldn't it i don't know i have no idea what snelly glass there is me neither snelly gas i'm gonna i'm adam snelly crypt okay hang on

images why are you watching that because it moved over the kitchen so i just wanted it's like a dragon A dragon-y snake thing. I don't know what to tell you. It's a snally glass, though. Ugh. What? Yeah, it's awful. Who would have that on their T-shirt?

Not me. Well, in a food joint serving yeah not me it's disgusting um yeah i don't really know what to say about your story it's like the ex-girlfriend with some sort of sidekick yes maybe look at these ugly things they're trying to make that real I don't even know what that is something German maybe why German? because they're from Germany

he was German maybe it means something completely different fuck knows right my darlings we done? until next time I've got nothing to say about it please sorry please like and follow and subscribe for more content head over to Reddit give us your stories and we've had oh sorry we've got a couple of people say what kind of stories they'd like and we like that as well

absolutely we will do those too yeah yeah so if you've got any subjects you want us to specifically talk about we will except for halloween yes because we are in a spooky era right and now right bye-bye my darlings I've got like wow what do you think of that what don't you think of that that girl has got everything that she needs