Middle-aged opinion - If you’re looking for a scare, come fright this way!

Episode Date: October 16, 2024

Hello everyone, thanks for joining us on the 28th episode today. We are sticking with the Halloween scene and talking about the ,black eyed children ,mimics ,Ouija boards, ghosts and ghouls, are mirrors portals. We hope you enjoy this Halloween special and your join us next week for another one. Xx

Wow. What do you think of that? What don't you think of that? Well, I think that girl has got everything that she needs. Man, why are you currently using any freelancer for Spotify, Popcarts, Falsha? People are willing to win every single time. It's because I opened it earlier. It's all right.

Every time we're like, ah! What? So, what are we going to do? We're going to have Juan doing it with us. I don't think he's gonna do it why i don't know because pussyhole one yeah but you're doing the marathon so we need to talk about you how is this any different oh he shits himself i don't know if i can be friends anymore i could be friends don't cheat yourself actually babe. Actually, use the toilet. Like, use the toilet one. Yeah. Yeah, but can you imagine?

We'll be there with our plaque at the end going... You don't smell very good. We're going to take the train. We were just sitting past with, like, a brown stamp on our nose. Yeah, we'll leave immediately. Are we going? I want to go and support him. Yeah, I think we should. He doesn't want us to. I think we should.

He said about doing something after. Yeah, he'll be going home to bed because he'll be fucking knackered. No, I think we go and have a pint and then take him home. Yeah. But not if he's skidded. If he's skidded, he's not getting in my car or your car. Well, I won't even know him I won't know him either

I'll leave before he walks across if I see any brownness don't wear brown shorts babe because they could be mistaken yeah you won't have a look but yeah

I feel like a very supportive friend very so it's just me and you again for infinity or Helen said to me for somebody who wants us all to join in you know making it harder every time that's because we've done it yeah we want to do something else join in with us i'm pretty sure those three connecting skull ones we will get

for infinity no they're different oh they're three different things one of them is world's toughest mother right one of them is infinity yeah and the other one what was the other was it was it the europe one i think you are you a you I'm confused because some of them when I looked up infinity some of them are like Europe infinity well I mean Tough Mudder is all over Europe I am a bit excited about this one though

it may be just a case of the Europe one may be in this country next year by fluke I don't know I'm going gonna have to get um some knee support i need a better knee support yeah yours just fell down like a welly boot so for anyone that cares we've just done tough mudder 15k if you follow us on social media you would have seen like the snips that yeah if you followed us you'd know yeah if you know you yeah if you know you know um great day hysterical

smashed it though yeah and where it'd been raining so we've done it before we've done the five but this time we've done the so it's 10 miles is it the 5k the first time we did it which actually was five years ago to the day i know it come up on my face yeah yeah oh my god um so we done it and because it had rained and then we did the 15k yeah so when we got there and then we started somebody what not even half a mile in no not five minutes five minutes not even five minutes we just started off and went back and started and she only fell and done her ankle in so bad that that was it, it was over for her she's out and you paid quite a pretty penny for it

so gutted I hope she got a medal just because she took part exactly, because you'd be gutted wouldn't you honestly I'd be livid there were people there cutting the corners as well and I don't really see the point in that do you know what the worst thing for me about There were people there cutting the corners as well, and I don't really see the point in that. Do you know what?

Do you know the worst thing for me about the whole thing, not people cutting corners or anything like that, like, you know, that's on them. Yeah, I mean, I was talking to Paul about it. It was right at the beginning. You're all giving this pep talk about, you know, it isn't about the race. It isn't about being timed it's about challenging yourself yeah help a mother in need yeah what was preached yeah and we struggled to

have any help at all we went as a duo yeah and asking for help was like we were asking them to quit yeah yeah yeah it was a bit like that it was like could you help us i think it was like we were asking them to quit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was a bit like that. It was like, could you help us? I think it was like that the further we went on. And we're not talking other women, we're talking about men. Yeah. We just needed a leg up because some of the stuff is really tall. It was like we really put people out.

I think we need to find a Facebook group. Yeah, a minimum of four is yeah the way forward i think i think even freebo so helen might do it helen is saying maybe but she's not impressed that we're now going to do infinity well she needs to step up but to be she's done london to brighton she this is it i think that was harder and she did that yeah and actually we can all do those long ass walks because we do yeah so walking what was it 10 miles yeah was fine it's nothing no and the only thing that was challenging was the obstacles but actually they weren't as challenging it was finding somebody to help us get a leg up yeah that was the hardest part for me was like when we got It was actually the mud that made it hard to walk.

Oh, that was the funniest part, right. So when we'd done it five years ago, people, it was slippery, but not competitive. It was. There was mud, but this was slosh. Yeah, so when people were running or walking and then their legs were giving way, I mean, I just could not stop laughing. This was like, where are you running from? Yeah.

Where are you running from? Who's chasing you? I kept asking you. Yeah. So funny. And then people's arms were doing this because they were trying not to. Lots of faults. And we were just giggling all the way around.

Maybe that's why people would help us. We were laughing at them. Maybe we laughed at them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we didn't mean to. It was funny. I fell over twice. It weren't personal. No, you didn't mean to it was funny i fell over twice it worked personally you didn't fall over once yeah and then every time my hands in the mud and i've actually

you can't see but i've actually lost skin from all the time and i don't know if it's because it got dunked so many times yeah i burnt my hands from doing that yeah so we're not as bruised as we were on the five that's because we did better. Yeah, we did do better. So, yeah, so we will next year be doing... Older, wiser. In May, we'll be doing the infinity, which is you go round and round as many times as you can.

Yeah, in 12 hours. It's a 12-hour run. So we need to take food, because they only gave us one mouthful. And we were like, please, please sir can we have some more but we weren't allowed anymore she wasn't impressed with us when we tried and the second time i just took two bites yes i did i yeah i was like i'm having that i'm hungry stop me try it come for it i don't think i would have been able to run away though

and then we had these energy drinks didn't we yeah so the first one was rancid it was blue anything blue is not real no but the red ones oh that was take that's one of the best drinks i've ever had i can't even remember what it was called i liked it it was perfect for going around there it gave me my thirst back okay right anyway so we are still on the halloween kick yeah we're in october yeah so we've obviously we're pre-recorded but we are doing halloween content um and we are just going to throw our stories out there and they are all over from reddit we haven't even introduced when you're already like going into this yeah but then i'll introduce our sorry yeah so then so then do you know i was listening to the podcast that we've just done and i went no and you went yes and i went yeah but i didn't say podcast and

you were like we never say podcast and i was like oh anyway so welcome to our podcast yeah so it's not part of it okay hello everyone and welcome to middle-aged opinion podcast podcast i'm your host ellie and i am emily and today we are looking at anything ghosty ghoulie anything supernatural anything that would give you some goosebumps. Yeah, to fall asleep to at night. Yeah, for those strange ones of you.

Yeah, that'd be me. And when I sit there at night, I've now got lamps in my room. I have noticed, where are they from? I'll tell you about it later. Do you sleep with them on?

They're magical ones. Are you being sleep with them on they're magical ones are you being serious no no they're crap they're crap no you do it on my phone stop it do it there the little switch is on my phone

where from one because his whole house is techy yeah yeah one where am I brother

I ain't being funny but I've been well nice to you yeah we even talk about you on the podcast Where am I, brother? I ain't being funny, but I've been well nice to you. Yeah. We even talk about you on the podcast. I want some... They don't do that. Yeah, but you can... On your phone.

Yeah, you see? His whole flat is techy. I have to see it. Can you fight me round? I want to see. On his phone or his pay, it's all weird. I mean, it's no way wrong. The whole place is fucked.

Yeah, well, meaning if we hit a pop. Oh, my God, right. So that's just reminded me. Yeah. So I scroll through TikTok all the time. It's like my wind down thing. So anyway, I was scrolling through. And these girls, these runners, I don't know what country they're from. All different countries.

You really sound disgusting. Doing, oh, no. They were brilliant. No, no, no. When I say runners, I mean cheater speed yeah proper professional runners but do you know what come to my mind when i was watching them go on if one of if we went into a zombie apocalypse and one of those girls get bitten we're all fucked we're all done because she didn't catch anyone anyone anyone we fucked. If any of those girls get bitten in a zombie apocalypse,

we're all fucked. I feel like zombies turn slow though, don't they? Well, it depends what you're talking about. If you're talking about Z Nation, they turn slow. If you're talking about World War C, then they're really quick.

So until it happens, we won't know. I don't know this shit because I don't know this shit because i don't watch things yeah so i love um everything everything that's not normal yeah so but instead of being like wow i'm really impressed with their running skills i'm like if they turn to zombies we're all gonna die well they don't know where i live so i'm all right they catch you though they wouldn't catch me they would catch her they would catch her

anyway back to normality if you guys don't i've got some small ones some big ones and fingers crossed i've got enough are we ready yeah right spooky story I have you know on youtube we've got the thumbnails yeah right so if you if you put the mouse over them there's one of the videos where it takes the thumbnail off and we're just doing this I was like we're well funny it's like a standard night it is I do like when you upload a podcast and I listen to it I do like it because I'm like that was brilliant I remember that I mean these these stories of the one that's out now um it's Yes, You Are the Devil.

That's what's out now as we're recording. Those people were out of control, babe. Honestly, it was outrageous. It was out. I had forgotten how fucking bad those people were. Was that a hoarder? It was out of order. What about the human trafficker?

Out of order. Do you know what? The more I read it, not read it, listened to it as I was going through it, I had more and more things to say. I was just like, mate, you're an enabler. Why are you allowing this to happen? Yeah. Save me up.

Stop enabling her. Let her get beaten up in prison and, like, forget it. Leave her be. Leave her. If she gets out alive, then talk to her i mean he's you know he was helping her and because she wanted a dress get over it oh man it made me mad yeah i know when i was listening to it i was more mad listening to it again yeah but that is a that is a fantastic um subreddit that we will do again i really enjoyed that like and listening to it like i

say people are out of their minds and i think that it's becoming less shocking i don't know we do the podcast i still feel really shocked by being so do i but it's like becoming i'm getting to a point where even though i'm surprised i'm not fully surprised like i used to be surprised it's crazy it makes everyone that we're with quite normal we are normal yeah but it makes the people that sometimes you know when you don't think that you're normal but then you're like yeah i'm definitely normal i'm the normal one out of this group yes yeah i don't think i've ever thought i'm the normal one out of the group but yeah anyway see my nose it's definitely tough my

it's like your my throat my nose i'm a little bit bunged up as well, like a proper head cut. You don't think we've got a parasite, do you? What? You mean when I got dunked in that fucking ice cold bucket of water? No. Oh, mate. I don't make a no fucker piss in that while we went in there. When I can close your mouth.

There's about 20 pictures of me in that water. Yeah, me too. I zoomed into all of them. There's not pictures of us on everything. No. I my every i zoomed into all of them there's not pictures of us on everything no i found that quite upsetting so when we do infinity we need to look for the photographer we'll take our sheets but i zoomed into me when i popped up under from that and my whole face up yeah i know because it takes's an ice water, so it takes your whole breath away. And that man laughed at me.

He went, ha ha, and you went, ha ha, I heard you. We were meant to go together, but pussy hole did not come down. I had a mental block. I went, one, two, and then I was in, and she was like that. And I was going, ha ha, and I washed your face. And it was great. But I wish I had, because then our photos would have been together. But still.

And then the last water, that was quite warm in comparison. That's because everyone had pissed in it. Yeah. Maybe that's why we're ill. Because we opened our mouth a little. We did. I probably drank some. I'm not going to lie.

I've had about seven baths from there and i still feel dry and dirty yes yes yeah every day with the moisturizer it took me about three showers to actually have my hair feel do you know what i did while my hair wasn't that bad i um put that argan oil on my scalp do you know when you laid in the bath for the first time and all the bits came out yeah i sent you a picture i was like i saw and then i saw yours i was like yours was worse it was rank ah anyway you see my knee man i feel like a bit exposed so you can't see my fingita we're all friends here right right spooky story i have my spookiest story when i was in eighth grade i had a weird dream about a thin fully black creature with no hands hands or feelers just spikes it did have eyes and a mouth yeah that was us earlier and uh three long black spikes for hair its eyes were big and glowing white its mouth was just really messed up

sharp teeth at the creature was stalking me through my neighborhood i noticed it began lucid dreaming i think she means she began lucid dreaming i controlled my actions and surroundings in my dream but i couldn't control this creature i just went along my dream doing the typical flying around but it would just follow me wherever I went. At some point I landed at my front door, went inside my house and locked it. I then turned around and it was in my house just staring at me but it was very close to me. I blinked and all of a sudden, without grabbing me, it locked me in place and I heard a high-pitched screech. As it looked into my eyes, I couldn't move. Out of panic, I woke up but didn't open my eyes. I noticed my foot off the side of the bed and it was freezing.

I didn't have a fan open in my room and it was the middle of July. I pulled my foot back under the covers and got courage to open my eyes. When I did, however, it was standing in the corner of my room just staring at me. I sat up in my bed and rubbed my eyes because I thought I was still dreaming. I wasn't. After about three minutes or so it moved to the door and just stared at me more. I couldn't tell if it wanted me to follow it but I didn't. Then it just went through my door and it was gone. And before anyone asked, it was brand new built house with no previous occupants. No, I don't have schizophrenia. And no, I wasn't in the middle of sleep paralysis because I could move and talk. There is a part two, but I wanted to know what you ghosts thought and if anyone had any similar experiences with the same character I described.

I don't feel like I've heard anything like that sort of creator before. Me neither. I wasn't even sure whether this was a one of your your ghost stories or whether it was like a true one a true one so according to this uh reddit post up this op oh my god it's true there isn't a part two yet anyway she hasn't i mean this was four years ago and she hasn't maybe she's dead i mean maybe now i'm back on her page i mean i'm alive she posted a year ago let me scroll down and see if there is a part two what do you think though um do you think she was dreaming do you

think it's real she she thinks she woke up and he literally was in her room and then walked through or out of her door yes walked out of her door why did she never see it again well i'm looking for the part two i'm just wondering if i've found it after about three minutes or so it moved to the door, but she has been asking people. It must have scared her. Hold on, we've got to help. No. She hasn't put part two in, but she has posted quite a few times.

The same story. The same story asking for advice and what people think. Maybe it's a demon. advice and what people think maybe it's a demon i mean what to be so present in her company that makes me think demon somebody said also one time i woke up from a bad dream but i was not i was not sleep paralysis i sit there calming down when I noticed the blanket was hanging off the bed. Slowly started lifting it up like a person was underneath. Sorry, it started lifting up like a person was underneath. And it started to form a shape like a head.

Hell to the no! Somebody else said, from my lucid dreaming my dreams within drink oh a dream within a dream maybe that's what it was i only dreamed last night when my teeth fell out doesn't that mean something about coming into money when your teeth fall out does it i swear that's what that dream means then i mean i fall out I feel like that's a Pokemon that she's just crying sorry it does look like a Pokemon it actually is giving me a bit of alien vibes you know the film Alien okay yeah yeah I just think I don't know I don't know the fact that she's still posting and that it's bothered her that much yeah but has it bothered her that much or is she just not getting enough attention

on it there's not a hell of a lot of tension on here at all maybe that's maybe that's it yeah I don't know I don't feel like they felt it you know their lucid else said that they felt it, you know, their lucid dream said they felt it was so real, but they know that it wasn't. But then we go back to that story about me when I had that thing in the lounge. I'm definite that was real. Yeah, but... But I still could have been dreaming.

That type of creature that you felt you saw... Was not a creature at all. But it was something that actually a lot more people can relate to. Are you talking about the hat man? Well, not the hat man, but the dark figure. But even the hat man, they're both creatures that people... I saw somebody else talking about the hat man.

The experience. They don't know whether this is a good thing that comes and sees children in distress. What, the hat man? Yeah. That perhaps it isn't a bad entity. That's another theory, another take on the hat man. That might actually be worth looking into.

Yeah. If it tends to be younger people or people in distress. Anybody that talks about the hat man, all the stories are very similar. about the hat man all the stories are very similar so and it's it's made in fact the only stories I've had read read is when they are children that's bizarre it is weird isn't it that that would work be looking into maybe we should do that yeah I think it will look and see what comes up yeah to you no also I think you're right with the the whole anything sort of lifting up it gives sort of alien yeah sort of feelings but yeah and but then also that that's the sort of thing that happens when sort of you're possessed isn't it the the weirdest part of the story was when she said i don't know if

it wanted me to follow it why would you even consider that why yeah that's she's not getting good vibes from this thing so why would you think oh where are we going do you know what i mean maybe she's implying that she she felt like it was trying to lure her. In those horrors that I watch, what's it called? What's it called? I don't fucking know. Do you know what I saw on Instagram? Some wonderful person said, don't talk to me in October. And basically, it put a film up for every day of the month.

Yeah. October, all horrors. And I'm like, nope, nope, nope. I've seen it. Scooby-Doo came up. i can watch scooby-doo yeah yeah i can do that one so these ones yeah i can do that one people know what i'm talking about probably come to me so dawson right he's this collection of horrors that i've watched he lucid dreams and his dreams when he's lucid dreams, apparently there's spirits there that become closer and closer.

The more further you go and the more lucid your dream is, that then try and take over your body so they can come back to the living world. Right. So the further you go into your dream. Yeah, the further away. The less attached. The less away from your body into the dream you go. Into the other. The easier your body is as a vessel

for something else exactly yeah so maybe that's what that you know it started far away and then it became closer and closer do you see what i'm saying yeah yeah i see so that is another i mean that's a great the films are great and they get shitter as it goes on but that's every every sequel it will come to me and then i'll tell you but um just blow it out in a minute yeah i'll be like um but yeah so that again is another great theory go on sorry it won't open open. Don't mind me. Right, it's a short one. So, actually, I found loads, and I just, I did my usual,

haven't taken my advice, or anybody else's advice. I've literally just enjoyed the idea of the title. Yeah. And I've saved them. Sweet. Okay, so that's what I'm going with, okay? So this one is called In the Driveway. It's from Scary Encounters on Reddit. Yeah, so let's do it.

So when I was about 9, 10, we lived in a very old house. This was at night when everyone was sleeping I wasn't so when I was about 9 10 we lived in a very old house this was at night when everyone was sleeping I wasn't and I and I wasn't I was watching YouTube on my tablet when I heard a car pulling up in our driveway. So me being the idiot that I am, looked out the window, pulling the curtains halfway across the actual window. We had blinds, so I pulled a blind away from the window. I saw no car in the driveway, only a tall man looking straight at the window. I just stared at the man. He was wearing all black. My eyes started to sting. I ran out of my room,

closing the curtain straight to my mum and dad's room I was crying they were asking what was wrong I was just crying a few minutes later I started to talk I started to tell them what happened my dad went outside to check while my mum was hugging me on the couch. My dad came back and said there wasn't anything there. So the next day I didn't sleep at all. This was before all the other paranormal things started to happen to me. Just me, not my siblings. Scary. I am sorry.

So have you heard of the Black Eyed Children? Of course I am sorry. So, have you heard of the black-eyed children? Of course I haven't. Do a quick Google. So, he's saying he saw a black-eyed person. He's saying, yeah, he saw. It's a whole thing, babe. No, it's not. You'll see in a second, it's a whole thing.

It's like the hat man. Oh, look, Black Eyed Peas came up. Yeah, good times. I don't think they were involved. What's he doing? Looking in. Peering in. Like, if this was any other thing he has, he wouldn't have freaked me out, but he does.

Yeah, it's because of the content. There you go so people across the globe talk about the black eyed children the black eyed people and it's like do not answer your door looks good doesn't it yeah i don't know what they are Looks good, doesn't it? It just hurts my fucking feelings. Yeah, I don't know what they are. But they said that they're to lure you in. Is that someone's doorbell? Yes.

No. Yes. It's a no from me. So that is a true phenomenon. I struggle with that word. Awful, isn't it they've been on ring cams and everything babe oh my god people make films about it makes me feel horrible yeah so that when you ring doorbell no I didn't no so I take it you wouldn't answer the door I'm now worried about getting a ring doorbell

this one looks it's nice isn't it I don't know what's worse her or her brother anyway let's move on from that story I now send her loads of horror stuff and weird stuff because I enjoy it. Any comments?

No, none. Maybe none. You're over that? Yeah. Okay. So I'll send you some photos tonight. Ouija board experience. One night, me and my co-workers decided to play with a Ouija board.

Why? They were bored, clearly. There are other board games you can play when you are bored. Well. Twister. Get cards. Cards are safer.

No, not your cards. Normal cards. Outside of work, we talked to a girl named Quinn. Oh, she sounds normal. Who said she was a demon. Told you. She seemed pretty cool till towards the end of talking to her we decided we needed to head home. Run away. We need to go now. We needed to

head home because it was like 2 a.m but she wouldn't let us say goodbye you ever done a ouija board listen i don't know no until we got one out at her house when we were kids once and you won't know yeah until we until we promise that if we ever used the Ouija board again that we would talk to her. About a week later the place where we worked caught on fire so a few days after that we go to the lake and use the Ouija board again and ask for Quinn. We asked if she started the fire and she told us that she did then it seemed like that's one way to get out of work but that's a bit extreme then it seemed like Quinn uh got scared or overpowered because the board started acting up spelling zozo and started counting backwards we quickly said goodbye and moved the I can't say the word the triangle thing to goodbye about two weeks later I was driving to my friend's house I should

mention that my friend was a girl I was seeing at the time and she was cheating and using me I did not know this this at the time I guess Quinn knew because she seemed mad protecting and jealous when me and my friends mentioned this girl's name the first time we used the Ouija board so on the way to her house I hydro flipped my truck I don't know what that that means but the hydro that's um yeah yeah so he flipped the truck I have to add the Ouija board is in the truck so people driving down the road stopped to help me get out i climbed up and out when the cops arrived arrived they made sure i was okay and said they had to write me a ticket just because of the accident i don't have the ticket anymore because this happened about four years ago but the address site of the accident was Route 666, Virginia.

What do you think about that? Was that the end of the story? That was that. Don't do Ouija boards, kids. Yeah, that's not a game you want to play. It's not. I've done a Ouija board. It's not. Do you want to play. It's not. I've done a Ouija board. It's not.

Do you remember Crystal? Yes. Yes. So we went to, do you remember where the tyre shop is in Wallington? Yeah. So you go further down, yeah? As if you're going down towards Wallington Green. Yeah.

Some, because when we were young, right, we've discussed this, we were, like, untouchable. It's weird that we had no fear so we're at some random man's house i went there because i was normal we go to this random yeah like a normal like a normal 13 year old yeah so we're at this man's house and uh crystal pulls out the ouija board and we thought this is a good idea yeah and we start doing the ouija board and i don't know if she was moving it or what i mean she might have been she said she wasn't but um long story short i kept saying can i go and it kept saying no

and then i got proper hysterical because i was like i'm going to die I'm going to die this demon's going to kill me so I got off of that and then I thought from that moment I will never do anything so stupid like that again so no Ouija boards in your future it's a no from me as well it's a monopoly

I like monopoly that causes rows in families I'm not going to lie people get proper dramatic over it Monopoly. I like Monopoly. I like Monopoly. That causes rows in families, though. Yeah, mine too. I'm not going to lie. You know. People get proper dramatic over it. I like playing Phase 10 with the cards. I think I've played that.

Oh, I'll play it with you later. I like Twister. Yeah, I like Twister. That's brilliant, especially if you've had a drink. That's fantastic. I didn't mind the human card one. I like Uno, as long as you're drinking with it yeah i'm like oh no what's the one with the cards where it slates you off and you've got to put your card down yeah i didn't

mind that there are some proper like out of control ones but it's a no to the reach of portals. Yeah, no for her, no for me. So, reflections. I like that reflection. And that one over there. They're portals. Yeah, I know. Watching you. I know, that's why mine aren't opposite each other.

While you're sleeping. That's not even funny. I know. It's all right, you've got your lights now. Yeah, I've got my lights lights now i haven't no one just saying yeah just saying i thought we were mates as well my god okay anyway reflections now we know we can soon i know it helps so much so i have a terrible fear of reflective surfaces a lot of people think it's a psychological

psychological yeah thing like maybe I don't like them because I have a low self-esteem or something and I let them think that because it's far easier than explaining the real reason I dislike seeing my reflection, which I'm about to share with you now. When I was about 15, my mother and I moved back into my childhood home, a place I'd always got eerie vibes from, if I'm honest. Being a very open-minded kid and having had my fair share of creepy and supernatural encounters, I understood that there was something fundamentally wrong with the place. Maybe it was the property, maybe it was the crappy little town, or maybe it was the house itself. I couldn't say but if it felt thoroughly unwelcome unwelcoming throughout the time we lived there one night after my mother had gone to bed my best friend and I stayed up late

scaring ourselves with ghost stories we'll be doing that in a couple of weekends yay and talking about supernatural etc at the time I had a large vanity or dresser mirror in my in my closet the closet was the kind that was supposed to have rolling doors but it had no doors at all at that time and I was laying on my bed maybe three or four feet away from the mirror. There's a break in the conversation and I have an odd feeling that tells me to look at the closet. I turn and look and immediately make eye contact with myself in the mirror only what was looking back at me was a demonic version of myself i paused because there are dot dots okay i wasn't being dramatic on purpose she's being dramatic although i don't think she is being dramatic all right we don't

know yet oh my reflection slowly grinned at me oh she's being dramatic in the most threatening way i could imagine its eyes scleary what does that say i don't know where you says were tar black and its teeth were pointed it terrified me and I couldn't look away for a long while because I was shocked was stunned I was intently focused on making sense of what I was looking at, desperately trying to grasp for an explanation that my startled mind could accept. Of course, there was never an explanation. And to this day, I avoid reflections. Because I think if I ever saw that again, my mind would simply be irreparable, irreparable shatter we're simply an irreparably shatter

yeah i think um i think it was a demon that was a top comment sounds like a demon or something i do i feel like it was a demon i have heard stalk right so there was like this craze a few years ago where it was like sit in front of the mirror and just stare at yourself and then people like oh my god because something happens i would never because i know i've learned that they're portal so other than getting ready and whatnot i wouldn't sit and stare stare at myself anyway but i'll tell you what else that story gave. A bit of the horror movie called Smile. I haven't watched that either. Have you seen it advertised? I've not watched it. The boy said it was crap.

Smile. And then it is, the smile is like... Do you know what? I'm lying. I have watched that. I haven't. It's on Netflix, isn't it? Yeah, the boy said it's crap, so I haven't bothered. It was... I watched it, so it's crap, really, let's face it.'t it yeah the boys said it's crap so I haven't bothered it was um I watched it so it's crap really let's face it

did it scare you not scare me just made you on the edge oh okay do you see why it's giving that yeah it do but it's also giving me um again

another bloody Netflix one about the two orphan children with the nanny. And the doll's house which moves the people around. That is a series. Yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah. But they've got all their mirrors covered, haven't they? Yes. I don't know if I've seen that or not.

See, I haven't even watched the first one because it started and a little girl tells the new nanny, just stay in your room tonight. Please just stay in your room. And then what night? You took it off. And then obviously the stupid nanny gets up and goes out of her room and I'm like, nope, turn this off. So.

Nope, it's a no. So we are. But the little girl's got all these figures in her little doll's house and I'm like, nah. Do they all move and stuff? Nah. We're doing, we're going to do halloween for the finale of halloween and uh then we're gonna watch horrors so the more gobby she is today the worse the horrors i'm gonna choose any suggestions are very welcome i'm thinking conjuring have you watched any of the conjurings no oh

no what if i do the numb pull the break no no not the none i don't want to do that one pull pull the breakers in the house and go like i did to my children i don't watch the nun you don't want to watch it's part of the series then what series the conj. It's so good. Can't wait to watch it. Especially the new one. It's like normal horror things. What a normal horror thing?

A werewolf? Yeah, some of this. I can't believe you don't like watching things that scare you to your core. I love that. Because everything scares me to my core. The Devil Made Me do it was brilliant absolutely fantastic mate especially when the snake goes down the throat i feel like i've seen that i don't know right something else that was like really gross i

refused to watch was that the human centipede that was out of control do you know what i watched that and that disturbed me for a long time it wasn't scary it was just so just makes me feel sick it was just so disturbing see i probably could watch that purely because it's just so not real. I don't... It's just... I can't look now because of a fucking reflection. It's, um...

It's my... It's so... That really disturbed me, that did. Like, it got in my head and I was like, are you sure it's not true? Not based on real events? Because I feel like during the war... that I'm gonna have to have a look human centipede is not based on real events I can't spell it all centipede look they've made a two and a three no they have not they have it weren't that good surely

it wasn't that it was good baby it was messed up yeah it was like a real saw one was messed up and then they went on to saw 25 no right so we got to saw four and then i was done no i was happy with saw one i thought that was fucked up really great and then the human centipede films are known for their depraved and disgusting content but they have also sparked a fascination with the human with body horror the trilogy inspires german that's why i'm nazi germany there were experiments told you that's what it that's what went into my head because I think from yeah events yeah because they had all those very suggestive they had all those concentration uh camps didn't they and that's my point babe I knew that i think because it got to me so much it upset me so much

um that i think i did a bit of research on it to try and clear my head like you know when you're like that can't be real and then you find out actually weird stuff like that but then you know the nazi germany stuff that was like out of control right so this is quite a little one uh anyway when i was about five i was playing on my ds i was swearing and got it taken away so two hours so two hours or four two hours so i got bored of watching The Dark Crystal. So I knew... Because they've made it a series now, haven't they? What is The Dark Crystal? It's like a proper old film where we were kids. Like the sketchlies.

Was it good or no? It was fucking terrifying. Oh. You probably really enjoyed it. I don't think I've ever heard of it. It's with puppets. It is a Jim Henson movie. I've never really it's with puppets it is a jim henson never really i've never really liked anything with puppets to be honest oh you're fucking messed up i might

have to give it a watch lucius is watching it now oh he said his name damn it yeah you're gonna have to blank him out right my child the dark crystal so i knew my ds was in the basement because they thought I never looked down there. So I go and get it from the dresser. It was one of those dresses with a mirror. No, don't like these dresses. And I looked, it was quite funny. You reading that one and then I knew because I go in order because obviously we've got to get through a lot of content.

And I saw the word mirror and i thought my god um it was one of those dresses with a mirror and i looked i looked into it and i see the girl i see this girl looked at me and screamed and ran up the stairs so i'm now a believer of the paranormal. That's it. It was just a little short one. What do you think of that? Oh, someone went,

someone went, this is harsh. But everyone's great at reading and writing. The only comment is, but not a believer in punctuation. That probably would have been me. It's so mean. I wouldn't know how to do punctuation

full stops capital letters just like that's a simple shit but if you're dyslexic and that you just don't capital letters go at the beginning full stops go at the end now there is none all the bits in between are fine but all the things to say she could have said something but no annoys me um i just feel like these dresses need to be burnt just burn actually i was about to say destroy it but i miss my dressing table from when i was growing up that's what i'm saying like proper stunning like right now beautiful everything's just the most beautiful but i didn't have anywhere to live at that point. And I couldn't really story work with mums.

But mine had the beautiful set. Did it have three mirrors? Yeah. Yes. It had a big oval one and it had these little ones. Two side ones. So you get a full profile when you're doing your hair and makeup. I had one of those growing up. So beautiful.

I loved it. Anyway. Yeah, they all should be destroyed. No, see, I'm all right with it. and your hair and makeup i had one of those growing up so beautiful i loved it anyway yeah they all should be destroyed no see i'm all right with it all the monkeys are living in it and then it's absolutely no but i told you babe i think if like if you're attracting that shit in and i don't know i mean sometimes the paranormal stuff just finds you but i think as well you've got to be a bit open to it and i'm definitely definitely not open to it i know definitely not open to it because it would scare the shit out of me funny because i like watching the horror especially if it's based on real events but um i wouldn't want any part of it no part of it at all i can't believe we're both ill I can

all that mud inside of us honestly I have saved so many I don't even know where to start I'm just going to go in order I kind of want to do this one next well you're finishing us off

what is this my last one well I've done three make it a longer one though i think oh we've been talking about closets and smiling yeah should i go with that got it oh it's a bit longer good oh i don't know if i want to know so the smiling closet jokester want to know so the smiling closet jokester okay yeah well i don't need to do it that big yeah relax doesn't get it's good to know though isn't it look at that dryness what is going on it's your old age oh so it makes you feel better we're not as old as some others so this one the smiling closet

jokester uh is supernatural encounters okay all right so about five years ago i was friends with someone well we'll call sebastian i don't know why we must call him Sebastian but Sebastian lived in a two story home a few neighbourhoods over that we used to as a hangout spot it was haunted with multiple entities like

the trench coat man okay or ones that knock on bedroom doors and on the wall of the vacant room directly next door to you one time a creature knocked on the opposing side of the wall i was leaning on and another time it mimicked my knocks why because you heard him because i saw his shellac yes yeah i don't like that i didn't like it when i saw his head see his face down there no i was like oh sorry my child just like

ghostly went past it definitely was my child though too loud to be a ghost one sorry i'll start again one time a creature knocked on the opposing side of the wall i was leaning on and another time it mimicked my knocks really freaked me out. Anyway, one day it was just Sebastian and I in the house around lunchtime. I had just arrived so we went upstairs to his room and started playing video games for a bit. He has a small square shaped walk in sorry with a normal door that to the far right side on the opposing wall when you walk into the room do that make sense yes I think I think I'm with it yeah it was to the right of the foot of his bed which I was sitting as we played cuz the TV as we played cuz the TV

oh because the TV is directly in front of his bed he says cuz but we're gaming closet door is closed nothing unusual but i remember my vision and focus would slowly drift towards the door at times without me fully realizing like i was drawn to it sometime later we go downstairs for a while then decide to go back to his room the closet door is now opening after peek your head through that opening is just a wall of darkness no light goes into the closet it just stops at the opening it's the blackest black you'll ever see or know Sebastian and I look at each other knowing damn well it was one of them he was always terrified of them and preferred to avoid them I have always been fascinated by them and thought that terror thought they terrified me I've always I don't know what that says stoicly don't know what that is meant to say face them

because I think it's the only way they'll back off otherwise they'll keep praying so I sat on the edge of the bed drew in an anxious but thrilled breath grabbed the closet door and quickly yanked it shut but it abruptly stopped halfway nothing blocking the door and was suddenly pulled open which lurched me forward bringing me face to face with face to face with this thing that slowly drew its head out of the darkness it looked up at me and gave me a massive ear to ear smile no thanks looked similar to the titan that ate erin's mum in attack of the titan This entity also had all the incisors, points of the face like cheekbones, forehead, tip of the nose and some of its lips was purest of white and the lower points of the face like the cheeks eyes sockets and some of the lips

was black that melt in with the surrounding darkness all it did was look at me and smile so i yanked the door shut and it closed i just looked at seb Sebastian who was like... It's the face it's got. I turned to the TV and we played games with no further disturbance in the day. What? What? It was interesting and I don't know why it did that or what it was. Sometimes they don't haunt you like you're told about in media. It seems some just like to fuck with you.

That's it. So, hell to the no. What are the comments? I'm not being funny, but they just stayed in that room and carried on gaming. Yeah, see, I wouldn't. I would have moved out there and then. No. I'd be like, I'm leaving. We can't go to my house from now gaming. Yeah, see, I wouldn't. I would have moved out there and then. No. I'd be like, I'm leaving.

We can't move my house from now on. Yeah. Because I can't come round your house. No, how does that kid sleep in that room at night? No, see, I couldn't be there. It's a no. Yeah. And I think winding it up is never really a good idea.

No. Like, playing tug of war and all that. I feel like you're just making this... It's like if you hit a wasp, it just makes no sense to me so it's definitely a no from me makes me run happy i don't i don't know what's the comment so the top one says very interesting sounds like you've seen the smiling man he's a semi male violent male well yeah spirit that's been around for a while according to my research normally spirits like him use scare tactics to feed on negative emotions and if that They use poltergeist-like methods to bring harm to their chosen target. Yeah, no thanks.

Any other encounters with this specific entity or any others? They actually, OP responded with, that's the last i've seen of him i i have plenty of experiences with many entities though i don't feel like you do to be doing that i think that sometimes that's what you know when i said you're about being open i think if you're an open person to it it doesn't fear you then you are going to see more than say what me or you would see because we're completely adamant that we are not interested in that at all not today thank you so yeah so he says that he's experienced it um i plan on making posts about encounters I noticed that semi male violent ones always have an aura of features of black and white I've seen one with shimmering silver and his body looking like a fuzzy blur as it walked

but not all my supernatural experiences are with entities sometimes it's my surroundings or vivid images in the sky my friend and i saw a clean cut image of a skull without its jaw in the sky with the full moon full bright moon in the centre of its left eye around three years ago. That's a new thing that's going on at the moment. The man in the sky. Have you seen it? Did you see it next to the moon? Next to the moon.

The moon I was doing the spell underneath. Yeah. It doesn't scare me. That's not the first picture either of... I've seen. Like, not... Somebody in the sky. Completely different nights yeah yeah it's bizarre and what about this second and it's so clear yeah very clearly a person i mean i feel like it could almost for someone who's done

photography and it looks like it's superimposed almost what does that mean like someone's put that image in it but i've also seen a video where they've zoomed in and it's done it and i wouldn't know how to do that it's not the only picture of somebody next to the moon have you seen um the second moon so we've got a second moon, and then James, someone, has seen something hurtling towards Earth that is not, that's changed its course directory, and he's saying that is not a second moon or an asteroid.

It is something else. Oh, no. Yeah, it's a whole thing, babe. Yeah, no, I like that. I mean, he's definitely clearly open to seeing weird, random stuff. You've got well loads of stuff on there. But for me, it's a hell no.

Yeah. I just feel like you're asking for trouble. I think so. I think so. I think if you're too open as well, you're leaving room for things to take over if something was in my face grinning with sharp teeth nope i'd be like no i'd be like have the place sorry yeah sorry sorry yeah i just get i'll just leave this door open for you yeah no thanks bye bye now right that's it so

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you're not real anyway where is that from Sarah ghosties ghosties go away you're not real

anyway anyway you know around Sarah's when I was around hers as a child Ghosties, ghosties, go away, you're not real. Anyway. Anyway. You know around Sarah's, when I was around hers as a child, we heard the whole kitchen being torn apart. When we went in there, there was nothing. Me and her shit ourselves. We were convinced we had heard a ghost.

You should ask her about it. Ghosties, ghosties, go away, you're not real. Anyway. That makes sense why she made up that tune, doesn't it? It was like something was going on in her mum's house. Oh, that's not good. Look, this just fell off. It wasn't good. It was timey, wasn't it?

What, it just fell off the whole thing? Maybe I didn't tighten it enough. Yeah, but I just did. Oh, mate, my nose. It's getting more and more blocked as the day goes. I'm going to go get my spray. Do you want it as well? Yeah, go on then.

Hopefully I won't have a nosebleed. Just a second, just a second. Yeah, look. My twin cousin's pond is a pool. Doppelganger husband or something else. That's good. Oh, you just done that a same man at the basement staircase every night no thanks uh someone thing outside our tent did i read that one

no shallow waters you've got some really good because the good one i'll tell you what mine are i'm excited that was me sitting up doing like a good good ones my next one she wants me to be shit up i'll fucking shit myself up my next one is the girl in the bonnet true story oh no the indian in the closet true story oh no the dream i murdered oh fucking hell why are my pants in the road