Middle-aged opinion - New to dating😘

Episode Date: September 17, 2025

Hello everyone and welcome back for another episode today. We talk about dating stories and some people are new to dating and I’ve only just begun the minefield that is love. We hope you enjoy today’s episode#Dating #NewDating #DatingDisasters

Wow. What do you think of that? What don't you think of that? I think that girl has got everything. That. Don't eyebrow me, bitch. When you stay over. Well, let's have a fun night, in it?

It's doing some Michael Jackson. Um, yeah. And then we use the new one for the last of Halloween for the true crime thing. And then next year we go one, two, three, and then the new one. But whatever. Yeah? Yeah, whatever. God, it's true.

So that's been very enthusiastic. Whenever you wish. I'm going to make you a sandwich. You've from my god's house. Did you save good ones for the last podcast? Kind of, I don't know. Oh, it's got such good ones. That's why I'm like, I don't know if I want to do your dating,

or I want to do what I've saved. What are you talking about? Right, so I said to you tonight about doing free podcasts. Yes, you did. And I, for my last thought, saying that, it would be good to do. that next week. For my stories on the last podcast, I've got some really fucking good ones. I've just got random ones from

my pre, like, ones that I've previously saved. I've got, I'm going to tell you the titles. My sister almost killed her five-month-old baby. All right? That's so good. We'll do it next week. My roommate likes that I masturbate to her.

Avoid getting murdered. And my boyfriend stopped eating me out because he remembered smart boy nine what smart boy you don't need to know that right now that i will explain to you they are mine what's wrong with you i really like something they don't sound um family friends right so we're doing dating fine okay excuse me okay Okay, it is. There's a circle going round and round.

Hello everyone and welcome to middle-aged opinion. Middle-aged opinion. Hello everyone and welcome to middle-aged opinion. I'm your host Ellie. I am your host Emily. And today we are looking at Dayton. Dayton. Day-end. I know why you went with dating

Yeah, because I'm like dating Yeah, well you're trying to date I haven't done no dating Shark teeth Can I go No No No

No No No I take life too seriously No Some I was like Definitely gay Definitely gay

In denial Literally Definitely still married Yeah Too young I can only make you on Wedding stage okay

you're first okay so I found this one on worst or funny date stories okay here we go is that an actual Reddit

is in the Reddit yeah okay so had a Tinder date with a really pretty girl off Tinder as

as advertised as I've been said. She was around 5'9, thin with long black hair and green grey eyes. Beautiful. She sounds beautiful. We met at a park and she brought a six pack of beer for us to drink. Amazing. She's a key part. Oh yeah. We sat and talked about whatever. It felt we had hit it off. There's a paper bowl of what was obviously chocolate island. scream about seven foot behind us a short elderly man cleaning up trash bitterly walked up to it pointed and asked is this shit isn't it

who left their shit here maybe I thought he was joking or maybe I thought he was joking or maybe I lack in pulse control. This was a long time ago but I responded yeah man that's shit good although wouldn't we all go yep I straight away it's Emily shit it's my shit

Emily shit me one is that your shit his eyes lit up and he started accusing us too of being scat fetishes calling her a shit girl

saying how we eat shit in public and make it into a sick game I got I got to my feet and stepped into his space a bit like I was going to do something but I felt really embarrassed it felt really embarrassing to be stepping to a little

old guy like that just leave my shit and walk away Like I just knew I was making it look worse, but he just kept talking his shit as he walked away. I didn't say anything, but when I sat back down, the girl was obviously super uncomfortable. I tried to get the conversation flowing again, but within five minutes, she started saying she needed to go home. I need... We never spoke again. Oh my God, after that, I would have...

Keep her. 100% keeper. It's my shit. I never would have got up. No matter what the bloke was saying. I mean, Paul would have, because the more that would have been said, the funnier I would have found it. And I would have been rolling.

One, go and get your shit. I would have been rolling on the floor. Like, it would have been out of control. Yeah. Out of control. Amazing. Yeah. Is this your shit?

Is this your shit in the bone? Yeah. Yeah, if I often do that. Yeah. It's my thing. It's my thing. It's my thing. It's our first date, so I brought her shit in a bomb.

Top comment. The top comment. Oh, I've lost it. Hang on. It was just laugh my ass off. Yeah. antagonising a clearly unwell stranger, classic. Based, elderly date destroyer.

Yeah. Uh, this one's the winner hands down. It's hilarious. I enjoyed that. If this was shit in a bowl. I don't know why I buy it so funny. I would have checked the shit immediately. My autism would not allow a woman to even entertain the delusion that she could physically harm me without using a...

Oh, this is off of somebody else's. Oh, okay. Because everyone's got a story now. Yeah. That was funny though. Yeah. That was funny. I don't think mine are funny.

I like to go for soul destroying. Right. What was the final straw that made you leave? It could be a situation, an X or anything. What did you finally realize it was time to go? How did you find the strength to realize you deserve better? I recently went through this, so I'm so confused and want to know other people experiences. I was dating someone who it felt like I was always being treated disrespectfully.

I tolerated it at first and thought of telling them how I felt would change things. I finally realized that things wouldn't change and that I would be in this loop of constantly forgiving and having the cycle repeat itself. Well, you've got two stories. Three, two stories of what finally made you. you leave? You can do just one if you feel better doing that.

Of my own? Yeah, you've got, you can relate. What was the final straw that made you leave? Last one's easy. The last one's easier. Yeah.

So, it was actually a little bit on our feet peculiar but I was trying to be too judgey because, you know, like I'd already done,

been there, done that So I was trying to be, like, a little bit more open and, like, you're not all in the same. Yes. And, uh, what was it about 11 o'clock at night when I called you? I think it was later. It wasn't past midnight. It wasn't past midnight. But, um, it must be in between 11, right?

Yeah. She said, are you awake? And I was like, of course I'm awake. I knew you were awake. Yeah. But I'm just like, just, you know, dipping the toe. Yeah. Because I'm about to call you anyway.

Yeah, yeah. But, um, yeah, I received a message. and it was from a young lady who wanted to let me know that my partner was also seeing her. He was acting sketchy, didn't have any social media according to her. So obviously she had a friend like I got who can find shit in 0.3 seconds and she found obviously me because at one point I was linked as his girlfriend on his social. and she messaged me to sort of let me know we went and had a

a gin and the next day and had a nice chat I have to give her kudos for that I did at the time and I do now honestly girls, girl's girl through and through I don't know if they got back together I've got a feeling they did I feel like they did but at that point

I said have him anyway I'm not interested in that she had been in a previous relationship that had been very similar So if she has gone back, you know, again, yeah. Did he try and convince you that she was lying at any point? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. Oh, really?

Yeah, it wasn't true. Right. Like, how do you know that? Because I wasn't telling him we'd met up. Oh. Because I said to her, I won't tell him we've met up. To protect her, yeah. But I will say what I need to say.

I said, but to be honest, I'm not going to say much. Okay. Which I didn't. I literally turned out to his house the next day with a bag. He wasn't supposed to be in because he was. supposed to be at work, but he was home. And I just handed him his bag of stuff that was in my house and walked away.

And he was just like, M, M, M, and sort of followed me to the car. No, he was calling me M at that time. Okay. But her name was also M. And so obviously there was a lot of getting away with shit there. Yeah, of course, can't sleep up. Mate. But, yeah.

And then what, he followed you to the car? He followed you to the car. I locked the car from the inside so he couldn't get him. and I drove away and I kind of hoped that I'd run into it over but I didn't and then what

he just messaged you and then he blocked me on everything between his house to my house I had been blocked on everything which I found quite amusing amusing because I was about to go

and do the same well right yeah but you were busy driving delete delete delete like I don't need you on all my socials and he didn't speak to me for

nearly a week and then called me and that was because she had told him to because he had been calling her and we spoke a couple more times as in me and her so when he called you after that week did he try and say he called me so I could have my say

and I was like I beg your phone so sorry hold on rewind so when you dropped his staff when did he try and convince you between that and then speaking to him again that what she had said or whatever. When he first called me that nearly a week later.

Oh, that none of it was true and that he wasn't seeing her. That he had tried to get rid of her and he'd only met out with her a handful of times. Right. And that he'd only slept with her once. Okay. While she were together, yeah.

Yeah. And it was her that was trying it with him. Yeah, of course it was. And you were like, but she didn't know you had any social media. Like, I didn't say none of this because you weren't entertaining it. Of course, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just like, are you done? Yeah, okay.

Thank you for giving me that. Yeah. You're saying like, you've called me so I can have myself. I've got nothing to say to you. Yeah, yeah, not interesting. I know who you are. Yeah, done. And it's like, well, how do you know?

Because I speak to people. And that's all you need to know. Yeah. I have found out you are, you are now on Mars. The joke is people, he's like. Like, sell you, sell your flat and we buy some way together. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah.

Literally, we fucking couldn't stand the bloke. Literally, we had just started looking at the process of what we would need to do if we bought a place together. Yeah. And at that point, he was asking me to have a baby with him. See? See? When she said to me about him saying to her selling the flat and getting somewhere together, I went fucking ape shit, didn't not?

I know you weren't going to go. to do it. I think that was also the problem because I wasn't giving the answers he was looking for.

Oh yeah, he thought that you'd roll over and be like, yes, absolutely like but I was like abs are fucking

not insane. It was no way. Not that you were contemplating it but what I had done prior him to get where I was when I met him

to then get to where I was when we finished. You were together for two years? Fucking hell, that's crazy. That's crazy. crazy. Do you know that? Yeah. Because that time just

went so fast. Yeah, he did. And it's not that there was, listen, I didn't know why I couldn't jail with him, I didn't know why and that is the truth, but I knew that every time I spoke to him that there was something terribly wrong and I didn't know

what that was, I couldn't put my finger on it, but at the same time, I'm not going to tear apart your partner and be like, Emily, I don't like him, blah, blah, blah, just because I've of feeling. Doesn't mean anything, do you know what I mean? So I was polite and cordial, but when he spoke to me at that bike ride, I thought, do stop fucking talking to me. Go away. I was going to your brother. He wasn't getting it, huh? You weren't getting the hint. My eyes

have never been wider. Anyway, gross but funny. Oh no. Let me give you the top comment. Oh, yeah. Right. This is a strange one, but it made me. me finally realise I didn't want to spend the rest of my life with my ex. I fell asleep on the couch from being so tired from work. He didn't wake me up when he went to bed and instead took the blanket I covered myself with off of me because it was his favourite blanket to sleep with. I woke up shivering on the couch and found him in the bed hugging the blanket asleep. I didn't get mad, I just thought to myself, this is not the man I want to spend my life with.

How funny things can make you realise, but I get that. It's not like you took the blanket, mad child, or took the blanket and recovered her with something else. Why you, what are you? Is it your security blanket, get a life? I mean, honestly, I don't even that. It's about having that one up on her. about having that power controlling that situation it's pathetic it's a blanket left their freezing right go on about blanket it was about she fell asleep so obviously didn't do

whatever he wanted her to be doing so he took the power back to punish her yeah and then she looked at him and thought absolutely not yeah because she wasn't so you're a man child yeah okay anyway gross but funny love that you've gone really well tonight i'm trying i'm trying i'm trying him. Match with a guy on Tinder. We chatted away. He came across really well. We spoke for a day on Tinder. None of the chat had been sexual, which I like to. Yeah. I don't like the sexual talk. Makes sense. Yeah. Just a bit of flirting and getting to know each other. We moved from Tinder to Snapchat. We sent a couple of selfies to ensure no one was being catfished. Exchanged a couple more messages. Then I fell asleep. I woke up and looked at my

phone to see i have a snap chat notification from him and it was a picture still half asleep i clicked the notification it went straight into the pick he'd sent to my disgust bewilderment and just outright shock he'd sent a picture of his asshole and the back of his balls with the caption cleaned and ready to be licked. I admire his forwardness, to be fair, it was clean, but my God, it was so out of pocket and had just wiped the morning crust from my eyes, blocks. Has anyone else ever had an answer to the second bum hole picture? Fucking mortifying.

I don't think I've ever had a bumhole picture. He would have had to hold his cheeks open. Like, he would have been proper. What did he do? Set up a door? drawing a fucking pod thing to like catch a bit timer 10 it's from 10 quick look back to make sure

it's just standing there a gaze is the balls for me pro tip guys should avoid exposing their orifice in dating shirts you would think this would go without saying but here we are I mean that's incredible I'm so happy I haven't had picture for that of that just just for your information

do you want me to get one with Paul I'll clean these no no we've already discussed Paul's back bum I'll be like ten seconds quick Hold it wider! Winer! I mean, who does that?

It's not okay, is it? The ball's at the end. Like a turkey neck. Oh, it's fucking gross, isn't it? It's not okay. But also hysterical, screen saver. Do you know, like when someone phoned you and that's his profile picture? Oh no, it's Mr Butthole.

Oh, it's kangaroo it ready to be licked. Imagine that randomly coming. Yeah, and she's just said, like, it wasn't sexual. There was no real, just a bit of fun. Maybe it was meant for someone else. And he accidentally said, maybe he's further on with someone else. That is another concern that I have about these acts is how many people that they're talking to.

And there's no way of knowing. Okay. It's not okay. Right. New to dating. Don't bother. Right. 18 female here. I've had boyfriends in the past, but I was young and stupid and they weren't real. I don't know what that means. I want a relationship and I want to stop getting used for my body and sex. Guys think if you can go out with them, they get to sleep with you. and then they just go, ghost.

I want to make it clear, I want a relationship and wait, and want to wait without scaring them off. I don't want them to hear relationship and get skied, get scared. Am I meant to act like I'm opening to, am I meant to act like I am open to anything, even if I don't want to put out there, put it out in the first few months. In the past, I just would, I just would, but I'm trying to restrain myself. I want to, I want to be loved and appreciated. And I know dating that

aren't exactly the best place to find these people, but it must be, there must be a place to find them. I am just trying to seek some help to say where I should go, what I should do, and where do you label the relationship stage? There you go. She just comes to speed dating with me, didn't she? See what I mean? I feel like if I could give one thing to relationships from my perspective, it would be stop this and go out.

And no, so I have downloaded a different app. So basically what it is, is a dating app, but you don't talk to each other on it. Right. You basically, you put load pictures. And I think, because I have, haven't actually finished doing it yeah i think you put like a little profile of something called it like a bio yeah um but basically you flip through and if if you you both like each other you then get sent

a what day what time and place you this is you now setting up a date oh that's excellent so you go straight there so there is a fee for it so what you do it's like a 10 pound date where you book a table or whatever so that is where you will be it's a safety thing as well So all through that same app, so they know where you'll be, they know what time you'll be there. Obviously, they know who's going. Yeah. It is a fee that you need to pay. That is the safety part of it.

I like that. It's your table booked at that venue. I haven't gone through with that yet because actually I don't have, I haven't had any weekends free. She ain't got a tenor either. I mean, as true as that is. Yeah. I also haven't had a weekend free. I'm like, I'm free.

four weeks time but I actually like that yeah that's what I like bullshit right you mean you kind of connect or you don't hi how is your day yeah I don't actually the other way I think is to um the things you love doing we've said this before you go to those places and you hopefully meet someone with the things that you love doing they love doing and you kind of meet like that but it's easier said than done in it right uh I'm not really reading the top comment because it's longer than the story. Excuse me. The goal is to scare off as many men as possible actually. You're young and 70 to 80% of men will be willing to go on a date. Scare the men off who don't respect the boundaries of needing a relationship. They are the

guys who are planning on ghosting you anyway. That makes sense. I think just go out and put it straight on the table and be like this is what I'm looking for if you're not interested I'm cool with that let's have dinner and you move on with our lives yeah ain't got no time to waste life is short life is short and you know there's so many more men in my little puddle just starting to have a chat with me you haven't liked many at all many of them on that Apatobah. I don't like any of them. I've only liked to make our sympathy.

That's a lot. No, it's alive. There are some good looking ones there. Let's not lie. There is a very small handful of the guys that I have liked that I liked by accident. Because I got a bit trigger happy with the left, left, left, left. And then some of them, like, chat, but then don't chat back. And then some of them going to like psychopathic rage

Since COVID has ruined my life And it's like, okay, we all went through COVID Calm down Yeah, okay Going to church to get a play since the cause I'm like that, fuck, you're in hell, all right How are you? The other heavy metal thing

That would really get on your nerves after a while I promise you I don't mind heavy metal I don't mind most music I'm telling you, my sister dated Do you remember that Chris that she dated for years? even that it was the you're all going to burn in hell

no it was like because I'm alternative like as soon as that happened I'm different and I'm like I hate that you're all different you're still in a category of some sort of something like you're not different to anybody else everybody's different we are all

weird and wonderful yeah but um yeah so Lisa Lisa dated this blow for seven years yet just before she met Gary and married that prick but anyway that's not about that and he was in a band and everything was about the band and she had to go to all these concerts and honestly then we had to occasionally go to these concerts or it would be something about Lisa but he'd have to sing yeah and it'd be like bitch you ain't good yeah step back from it because you ain't going anywhere I didn't like him very much he was

Didn't get that ride from you at all. No. We did that. Go on. Was I wrong to end things with my date? Let's find out. I'm 32 male and she's 28 female. I met a woman on Bumble.

I get a lot of matches but for whatever reason I hit it off with her. We took a slow... I'll start again. We took it slow. Talked for a week and mess. up. We had instant chemistry. After about three weeks, we've gone on four dates. We text multiple times a day. She told me, I'm way hotter than my photos and she says I have the same values as her. She emotionally and physically attracted and she's emotionally and physically attracted

to me. That sounds great. That's exactly what you want, isn't it? Yeah. I asked her to be exclusive on the last day since things were going so well. Great. She's not my girlfriend, but I want to date and see where things go. She got quiet and said she was still talking to two other guys. Oh. I was flawed as I stopped talking to other women immediately after I hit it off with her. She said the other person and she hasn't met.

The other person who haven't been dead. Yeah, and she hasn't. But they have an excellent texting relationship. She says she's as attracted to them as I am, but that could change if they met in person. Oh my God. I immediately ended things with her. I said if you were as wonderful as she claimed I was,

she wouldn't feel the need. to talk to other people. I said that she probably finds the other person more physically attractive and hopes it works out with them. She says that's not the case and she said in her past, guys she's dated have been talking to other women in the early stages and things just ended because they ghosted or she didn't click with them. I told her I wasn't interested in that and moved on. My mother says that's how dating is. You date different people at once to see who you click with and then choose the person you think is best for you. I happen to agree with him. I think him being open and honest and saying I'm into you can we not see other people she then probably

shouldn't have said anything because I don't blame her for talking to other people but I think she was right to say I am still talking to other people yeah but I'm happy to now stop that that's kind of where not I want to still see where that goes in case they're better than you that to me that that's too far like I say I get where he's coming from I get where she's coming from but for her to continue after he's saying, I want to make things exclusive. You're not my girlfriend, but I'm not going to be seeing anyone. I appreciate if you don't, is absolutely a boundary that he's allowed to have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think if someone's told you, you have the same values as me and I'm emotionally and physically attracted to you. Yeah. What more are you looking for? Yeah, because

I think that is a lovely thing for someone. And you're saying, oh my God, you're so hot, you're horror in person I'm physically and mentally attracted to you yet you're still wondering what's out there it's a mistake and she hasn't met those people so she might not like them but she just hasn't made that decision yet also why haven't you met them is are they holding out for somebody else as well exactly what where you're looking for that greener grass yeah i feel like she's made a massive mistake in the sense that this bloke sounded like a normal yeah and there's not many out there that are not fucking about whereas he's been straight to the point i'm actually interested in you i prefer if you didn't talk to anyone else and i'm not going to she should have said yes or no she

basically said well hang on in there let me see if i like them and then i'll let you know no that's not an option so that's on her so the top person says you wanted exclusivity she didn't you left not seeing a problem it's not a problem it's done yeah they were on different and that's I mean, I'm not mad with her, but I do think that she's taking the peace by going, well, I don't know if you're, yeah, don't like that. This is what dating is like, no, fuck that, man. Because at the end of the day, when you're doing it online, it's not like you've gone out and you've met someone in a pub or a bar or whatever,

and you're not like, oh, but I'm also talking to that guy, and that guy bought me a drink, so I'm just seeing where they go back. I do like that she was open and honest, though. I do like that. she was she didn't lie did she no she didn't but I do feel like

she's made a mistake because she should have just stopped talking to them see where it's gone with this bloke and if it don't go anywhere she could have always gone back on the dating scene but he's literally

offered her exclusively which is what everyone's looking for no oh apparently apparently but um other than it's not really clear

if she was willing to stop seeing other people, just that she said she, at date four, was still, and that was enough for O.P. I don't know what that went. That she was still seeing them on date four, and that was too much for OPE, basically, is what I've interpreted. Overall, sure, everything went all right, but IMO.

In my opinion? O.P. shot themselves in the foot. for no reason. They knew enough to ask about exclusivity and should have anticipated that the girl could still be seeing other people, but reacting extremely poorly when that came out. I disagree. He did not. Basically, he was hoping that she'd go, okay, fine. And even had she had been honest and said, I'm still talking to a couple people, but I will stop and I'm happy to go exclusive. But she said, no, she wasn't. And that she wanted to find.

out where that was going. So he didn't do anything wrong either. I don't think he did anything wrong. Could he have handled it differently? Of course he could have. But at the end of day, if he was looking to connect with someone and he believed that this person had connected in the same way back, why would he not think then, great, we possibly could be exclusive now? Right. That's what I'm saying. We can forget the dating for the moment. So you're taking the piss if you think that him asking is somehow out of line, but it's not he wants something she wants something but she clearly doesn't want the so she's clearly having fun in my opinion and he's looking for something more serious that's my opinion i wouldn't say

either of them are wrong but they're not compatible yeah no she she wasn't ready right i've got my last one struggling to get texies from pussy cats struggling to get texts after getting a phone number. I made a lot bigger effort of going out on the weekend and meeting girls. Even I'm just a solo soldier going out these days. I've had some pretty conversations and gotten some decent numbers in the past two months, but I never get a text back like at all. I'll send a text the next day asking how they are, followed up on a previous conversation, etc. And never get the text back. Any advice?

Move on, bud. Just move on. Don't waste your time on someone that's not messaged you back. Thing is, as well, you've got to remember that if you're going on a night out and somebody's intoxicated, for example, intoxicated Ellie is not the same as regular Ellie, meaning that when I've had a drink, I'm lovely, and you'll be my best friend ever. And I will

add you to all my social media, and then the next day I'll wake up and go, who the fuck is that? And delete everything because I'm like, ugh, because I hate drunk Ellie, although I love her too. But we're all the same, no. Well, I don't add anyone on my social. You don't add anyone, but

you definitely... I definitely, because you add them on my social. Best friends! But you're definitely different. So, my My point being that waking up the next day after drinking, you might be a bit like that. Who did I tell I loved? What did I say? What did I do?

Do you know what I mean? That's kind of where I'm trying to come from because I don't think there's anything wrong with this bloke. No, I think he was just maybe a step forward more than what she was. Exactly. And she might even be, even though you're messaging, oh, it was funny last night, but she might, who the fuck is that? Do you know what I mean? Yeah. So, top comment.

If they're truly interested, there will be no questions or worries about communication. You will know when this happens. Best of luck, King. I don't have to look at his user's name. Oh, Eagles. Second, some people are just really nice and give their number to anyone who asks. if you if you text them and they and that you don't and then you don't hear back from them give it at least a day or two at the minimum I would then move on I think that's whatever I think

don't go on nights out either like same thing that I say every single time do something that interest you and there will be people there doing the same thing and sometimes that is a good way to meet people and have banter and then i wouldn't go straight for could i have your number but can i add you on social do you see what i mean they don't want to add you on they're safer to give them a number you reckon like he's just blocked yeah because on social you got all you got all what you've been up to yeah but you can you can you can block on social as well yeah but you also they can then link with friends i would prefer to give some of my social media than my phone number I've never ever got drunk and made a new best friend and given them my phone number.

I'm like, I'm on Facebook because I'm old, so I still have Facebook, yeah. But never ever once have I... It's super old thing. Do you know what else is super old? WhatsApp. Apparently so. Yeah, because the kids, they don't use WhatsApp anymore. Didn't we like invent WhatsApp?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, apparently that's old and you're just meant to snap now. Oh. Yeah. I was like, oh, I like WhatsApp. Like I'm really invested in WhatsApp. I've got so many groups in WhatsApp. I don't talk in any of them. Pictures into stickers and WhatsApp. We've been doing that for ages. Yeah, I love that. Can you do a sticker?

Yeah. Go to your foot. Yeah, I am. Where's my brother? No, no, go to your pictures first. Go to your pictures first. In my picture. Can you go to pictures? Oh, it's too far in there. What you said? We could have to be able to. Put stickers on that for ages.

Hey, hold on. Foot. Oh my God. There it is. Yeah, but that's not the close that I've done. They moved. Oh, I didn't like that. Can you take the live off, please?

Your fucking live foot. It was like, thing. The toe was coming. It was coming for us all. What is this happening to me? Right, anyway. Anyway, moving on. Yeah, it's, what is happening?

Uh, adds thicker. Yeah. Yeah, but we've been able to do that for about a year. Yeah, I like it. Bring it up like it. Oh, I really like, oh, it's not, but I love it. Look, that one. I know.

Right, I'm moving on now Yeah, we have to move on people Sorry, you're finishing You're finishing us off A hinge date Gone wrong From drinks to drama Oh

I thought he's going to say From drinks to drugs then Drama Drama Lama It's always drama Drama la laamala Drama Drama

What's happening Why don't you Why don't you want to finger straight now it was like retorted it was like drama drama oh drama

shut up now right we're seeing each other in three weeks are excited gone wrong from drinks to drama drama drama feel the need...

It was very specific to specific. Why is it that some Singaporean men feel the need to brag about their drink skills only to end up as the ones needing to be helped into a grab. Okay, yeah, a grab, a cab. Cab. I-28 female and kev 30 male matched on hinge I feel like that's where you've gone wrong babe

yeah it's all in the name babe so he's Singaporean called kev yeah he was obviously born in America or England just it doesn't fit right after chatting for a week without any major red flags any major red flags but there were some unless you count his constant hints

that he was an excellent drinker It's just annoying We decided to meet up for dinner and drinks at Robertson Quay The dinner was pleasant enough And we decided to continue the evening at a bar We both ordered a pint of Guinness Nice

And that's when things started to unravel Kev suggested doing some shops and since it was Friday night, I agreed. We ordered half a dozen shots. Fucking out. Which I ended up paying for. We took three shots in succession and continued chatting.

About 30 minutes later, Kev was visibly drunk, slurring his words and struggling to hold a conversation. We met someone that struggles in the conversation, kept going round. round around in a circle yeah go on you don't remind them we didn't meet them they were with us we did we met them he wanted to order another round but i insisted it was late and time to head back he invited me over to his place but i declined pointing out that he was drunk i booked a grab okay i'm assuming that is a cab but like i don't know i don't No.

It's because we don't use Snapchat. Oh, do you think that's what it is? And while he was on his way home, he asked why I didn't want to sleep with him. I chose to ignore him. Ten minutes later, my phone buzzed with photos of women he claimed he had bedded, accompanied by a message

calling me an ugly bitch and boasting about his many other options. It was a shocking end to an all. disappointing date. Have you ever had a hinge date go horribly wrong? I'd love to hear your stories. Thank God, you took him out and got him drunk. Thank God. Thank God. Oh my gosh. Yeah, excellent. Can you imagine if he had hidden that being slightly sober? I just can't imagine getting pictures of all these other women. I don't understand why people think it's like a boast. They're like, oh, I can drink you under the table. It's so weird that

people do that. I don't know why she doesn't use that Google thing where you can do the picture and then find those girls on social media and just send him a message to say this is what he's just sent me. Like save yourselves. It's just disgusting but lucky for her

poor behaviour. She got him drunk enough on one Guinness and three shots that he revealed his true colours. Can you imagine one Guinness three shots? I mean I get drunk quick but I can drink. Yeah, but we can drink, babe. I'll be sure.

A Guinness would do me. Yeah, but you wouldn't be paralytic. No, I've been way low. No. But I would not be slow. I get merry quick, but I can, because I don't rush, do you know what I mean? I take my time. However, I've never, it's not like a brag.

Even one drink gets me drunk or 27, it doesn't matter. It's fucking weird. But it actually was a good thing because she literally got to see who he was immediately. Go on. So this one says Kev has small pee-pee energy for sure. Kev's got small energy, but is the body's pee-pee. Small-p-p-energy. He sounds unhinged more, like...

In it? It's true. I'm Grab Driver. Can confirm, I'm the tequila shot. people are funny sorry keep going the top no they sort of they sort of swerved

off look they stopped and then they went into some girls why did you end up paying for the shots well he did pay for dinner so it's fair yeah if bro didn't didn't drink he would have bad you as one of his

collection he ate one guineas free shots after eating and he was drunk he was done yeah that's different and these people were saying basically the same thing as you in the sense of if he hadn't got drunk he he would have banked her too yeah or he would have been polite and then met up with her again with her still not knowing that he's a complete creep yeah he would have gone off him look at all his women i've had sex with yeah so they're like you never know the person well when it's your first day so always meet in a public place

and jettison if you have to make an excuse to go to the toilet and don't go back if you feel unsafe pay your people discreetly to be fair if need to you don't have to be a responsibility you don't have a responsibility to send other party home just block and ignore they're always I actually like that she made sure he got in the cabin all that I actually listen it was a creep fine whatever babe I just think it is respectful Could you imagine

me in the cabin I'm like Why don't you want to sleep with me I drink I drink you I'm gonna say well Why don't really want

to sleep with me Fuck you You're ugly bitch I've got options Look at my bumhole and bullshack

That's still my favourite Has drinks with Guy When we When we were done he proceeded to call for the bill. I always offered to split the tab on a first day in any case. Yes, but he

we've held the bill from me, said he'd pay in four if I kissed him, said we'd have to go for a dutch if I refused to do so. I was taken back. I'm not kissing that. He went ahead to kiss me anyway. Never saw him again for a good reason.

Stop it. Imagine I think we were shocked And then someone commented Ha ha ha ha his ego must be really big A kiss comes naturally If one is gentleman enough Not an extra

Extritorionist for sure If you can It will cry Meow Oh it's just terrible Terrible terrible terrible terrible. I'll pay for dinner if you lick my bum hole and a phone. You know whoever that bloke ends up with he's going to be like dinner.

she's going to come home, he's going to that on the bed. Come on Alice, it's Wednesday. Do you know, oh, I've suddenly got, do you know a table when you take the lid off when he's like under the table these butt and his balls on the plate. A bit of garnish around it. I know what you're having for dinner. Me. Dindin's fucking table. Make you pick.

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