Middle-aged opinion - Paranormal encounters aliens

Episode Date: January 28, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This podcast is supported by the Real Real. Meet Christine. She loves shopping. And this? It's the sound of fashion overload. Too many fabulous things, not enough space. So Christine started selling with the Real Real. I've always loved collecting designer pieces.
Starting point is 00:00:15 Gucci bags, prodded heels. But my style keeps evolving. Selling with the Real, game changer. I earn more and they do everything. Seriously, just drop off your items or schedule a pickup. We handle the photos, descriptions, pricing, even shipping. You just sit back and watch your items sell fast to our 40 million members.
Starting point is 00:00:33 And I get peace of mind knowing I earn more selling with The Real Real than anywhere else. Exactly. This? That's the sound of your closet working for you. The Real Real. Earn more, save time, sell fast. And only for the month of January, earn up to $550 extra when you sell with the Real Real. That's right.
Starting point is 00:00:51 Up to $550 extra. Go to the RealRill.com to get started. Earn up to $550 extra this month at the RealRill.com. Terms apply. Wow. What do you think of that? I think that's how we've got everything. Right, I've got it.
Starting point is 00:01:08 You've moved it. Just wiggle it. I only stop. Yeah, perfect. But you go off. We're just discussing that you're an Aquarius. It depends on which magazine you're reading. Technically, I'm a Capricone.
Starting point is 00:01:23 All the Aquarius. So here's what I like to do. Find a bunch of magazines. See which ones are the best of horoscope and pick that one. So what they, what they, was Wednesday? Wednesday is the 20th. It's like a total cost.
Starting point is 00:01:34 No. She's the cost. 19th is the cast. Yeah. I thought 20th. They don't argue with me, Rob, I'm an Aquarius. She's not worth arguing with.
Starting point is 00:01:45 I'm really not. No, it's the 19th. Sometimes it's the 20th. No, sometimes the 20th hits a January. It's the 20th is good. Are you Googling? Google.
Starting point is 00:01:55 Google is Google. You don't believe it. I'm totally going to cheat this. Capricorn. Okay. To the 19th. But wasn't it last year or you before? Because of the cycle, it now has moved it.
Starting point is 00:02:13 But saying I'm an Aquarius now, but I'm not. I'm not. Oh my God. How can they do this? It's me all my life. I've been saying I've been a Capricorn because of one day. You're an Aquarius? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:02:25 What is it? The 20th? My birth is a chance to a call to this. yeah, it does move over. But then he says January 19th, approximately. So there's not shifting her life. She's on the cusp because I'm careful. I said to her sister-in-law, my best mate,
Starting point is 00:02:41 you know Emily's on the cusp and we both went, that's what's wrong with her? Because she's got both in it. Yeah, I don't know where I belong. I've never come down anyway. Whereas I'm the sixth. Whereas you're a January Aquarius. I'm a February Aquarius.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Well, it's nice to meet a fellow aquarium. about the moment. We're rare. We're the rarest birth month of them all. Didn't we discover? Oh no, that was the April babies, weren't it? Yeah, I've been the prettiest. That's rude. Yeah, what are you going to do? Right. So... But you came in second or third, though. I don't really mind. I'm coming as the craziest. I know that. And I feel like I win. You win.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Right. So where were we? Right. We know what we're doing. We do. So your screen recording, is that correct? I am. So I don't need to record anything. Should we get him to record just in case?
Starting point is 00:03:37 If you want to. Yeah, maybe. You know, get a prompt. Then if press and record it'll ask you to, um, to accept that I'm recording. One moment. You got to accept. Bear with. Let's record.
Starting point is 00:03:49 The backup wouldn't happen. Recording in. So there'll be a prompt there for you. We're on. That's fine. I'm still recording. Perfect. So now we're going.
Starting point is 00:04:01 got back up to the backup. Yes. It always helps up a backup. Yes. Okay. Right. So I'm going to introduce and then Emily will bring you in. Oh, done. What are we calling you again? Dave. I'm Dave. Nice to meet you. Hi. Right. Sweet. Which one are you doing? Do you want to know what we're doing?
Starting point is 00:04:22 Every podcast is like, what are we doing? We just spoke about it. Right. I think you'll learn off. And even then. Right. Okay. I feel a bit weird now. Okay. Hello everyone. I need to look over there. I'm looking at him. Yeah. Hello everyone. And welcome to the belated opinion. I'm your host Ellie. And I'm your host, Emily. And today we had a guest with us. Um, Denise. Yay. So he's going to be joining us for what are we doing. Paranot. No. What did I tell you?
Starting point is 00:04:59 Aliens. And paranormal activities. And, I'm not. And, you. encounter us and there you go, stuff and all that freaky, deaky, weird stuff. So, Dave, say hi. Hello, everyone. As I've been so welcomed into the podcast, hello everyone. My name's Dave. I'm the host of Davey A Talks.
Starting point is 00:05:16 A kind of mishmash of different cultures and criteria and categories where I just like to talk about different subjects. And I'm also a co-host on Movies Across the Pard where I chat with my American friend Frank over in Massachusetts about one of a film that we haven't seen before and discussing it at
Starting point is 00:05:31 but I won't babble on. It's a pleasure to be here. Thanks for inviting me. Hello, everyone. Yay. Fabulous. So for those of you that don't know and for the true followers,
Starting point is 00:05:45 we have been on your podcast before. That's right. We really spoke about ourselves. Yeah. And I feel like I'm good at that, super good at that. Emily's not so good at that. I'm just like the backup.
Starting point is 00:05:59 But the dancer, the backup dancer. But that did quite well. Absolutely. It was an absolute pleasure to get to know you through the podcast and finding out about the journey that you're still going on really successfully, I might say, ladies. And knowing that fellow podcasts are just taking a dabble and taking a go at it
Starting point is 00:06:18 and doing really well, it's a joy to speak to you at any time of the year, but especially when you're a guest and vice versa. Yeah. Like we said before, for us, it's we enjoy it. Yeah, we love it. It's all about mental health, really. Yeah, it is mental health. It's an outlet, although Emily keeps threatening to move away to another country,
Starting point is 00:06:38 so I just have to cry and carry on without her. No, no, no, no, that was never an agreement. I'm sure during the early stages of your podcast, you did not discuss that one of you would part ways and move on. No, I don't think so. We did. Listen, I've reached a point of my 24 years. of life
Starting point is 00:07:00 wish for thinking. And I feel like I'm, this is now or never situation for me. Like I'm about to miss an opportunity if I don't try it. So, and she should do it. And actually,
Starting point is 00:07:14 if it is successful, me and my kids will have a fucking amazing life. And you will have a fucking amazing place to come visit. Holiday months at a time. Sounds like a win-win situation, but a bit of. sorrow in that. Part of Ways is always a sad thing, but
Starting point is 00:07:31 for the greater good. After a month, she'd be like, bye, and I'll be like, no. No, won't. Really? Really? The whole month of me staying with you. Yep, yep, yeah, yeah. And then you're going to be like, the boys are growing up.
Starting point is 00:07:45 They don't need you anyway. Is that what I'll say to you? No, that's what I'll say to you. Oh, okay, and I'll be like, I'll be like, and then I'm like, kangaroos. Come on, baby, please stay. Do it in Australian and I'll think about it. I'm never good at this.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Oh, no. Please stay. Please stay. Come down and down. I'll do you a Barbie. No, mate. Fuck you. Wow.
Starting point is 00:08:12 I feel like I've just watched an episode of Home and Away. It was that good. True. Strange. We like a multilingual. Lingual. Lingle. Lingol.
Starting point is 00:08:25 I have no comment. Right. Let's move on from that. I feel like you should stop. If that was me? Oh shit. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Okay. So she's like, okay. I'll stop. So I found my first story on paranormal encounters. Uh, it is possible abduction or possession. So you're ready? Oh, yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:49 I've just got to zoom in because even though she's got a really, really boom. I can't see it. I feel like that Bailey's didn't help. Really? I feel warm. This happened to me back in October at and around my university, the Thursday prior to the week before Halloween. Very specific.
Starting point is 00:09:16 I went to the student union at my university for lunch and spotted this couple around my age I haven't seen before, in front of me in the line. I felt something was off about them immediately. I made brief eye contact with the girl while I was ordering and she was waiting for her drink. I went back to my apartment, shaken up, but forgot. This podcast is supported by the Real Real. Me, Christine. She loves shopping. And this is the sound of fashion overload. Too many fabulous things and not enough space. So Christine started selling with the Real Real.
Starting point is 00:09:52 I've always loved collecting designer pieces, Gucci bags, prodded heels, but my style keeps evolving. Selling with the Real Real? Game changer. I earn more and they do everything. Seriously, just drop off your items or schedule a pickup. We handle the photos, descriptions, pricing, even shipping. You just sit back and watch your items sell fast to our 40 million members. And I get peace of mind knowing I earn more selling with the Real Real than anywhere else. Exactly. This? That's the sound of your closet working for you. The Real Real. Earn more, save time, sell fast. And only for the month of January, earn up to $550.50. extra when you sell with the Real Real. That's right, up to $550 extra. Go to the realreel.com to get started. Earn up to $550 extra this month at the realreel.com. Terms apply. What about the experience later on in the day? Later that night, I decided to go out to the bar with my roommate, who I will refer to as prop for privacy reasons and some of his fracked brothers. They're playing. So it's American.
Starting point is 00:10:59 there are two rooms in the club I frequent yeah frequent it's like when you go in there regularly just helping that's all that's all sorry well I wasn't sure so I walked into the second room to grab a drink as soon as I entered and immediately after obtaining my drink I saw the same exact couple I saw at the student union earlier in the day
Starting point is 00:11:31 dancing the night of way this was my last full memory of the next four hours I had a bit are you okay I'm thinking briefly oh yeah I did a bit I had a bit I had bits and pieces of consciousness but they were blurry and lasted only 10 seconds each time my next full memory was me slumped on a park bench while prop and he's girlfriend ordered us an Uber back to our apartment.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Keep in mind, I only had a few drinks throughout the night, nowhere near enough to even black out or throw up once. What followed was the worst vomiting spell of my life that lasted into the following evening, even worse than near-deaf food poisoning as a toddler and times where I drank way too much. The next day prop told me him and his frat brothers were looking for me
Starting point is 00:12:39 at the bar for over an hour and I was nowhere to be found. They assumed I went home, but I wasn't answering any calls, obviously. He also started, sorry, he also stated that he ordered an Uber as soon as he
Starting point is 00:12:57 eventually found me after over an hour of waiting. And here I was standing and rambling with my eyes rolling in the middle of the bar as if I was possessed. Prop said he had never been so confused or frightened in his life, even though he is one of the largest skeptics and thought and tough guys out there. I haven't seen this couple since. However, I have a few distant, eerie dreams where they've appeared.
Starting point is 00:13:32 I believe this may have been a black-eyed human encounter, an entity who followed me or an alien abduction in human form. This is not the only... Peculiar phenomenon. I don't know what pecular phenomenon is. This is yours. No, this is yours. This is yours what's a pecular phenomenon?
Starting point is 00:13:57 Peculiar? Peculiar? It doesn't say peculiar. Or maybe the spelling, peculiar. Peculiar. Anyway, I have had, as a series of astounding events on Sunday has led me to write about my October encounter. I have a friend who had a similar experience at his university,
Starting point is 00:14:22 but I don't know if anyone else reading this has. Right. Go. What do you think? What do you reckon? I mean, it's a strange one. The mention of a black eyes kind of figure,
Starting point is 00:14:38 it does scream the kind of generic alien encounter. We all have these images like we see on the likes of X-Files and these sci-fi shows where it's just a big head, big black eyes and a weird-looking kind of body. But it seems like everyone has that particular opinion. I think if you were going to write this particular article out or this particular statement,
Starting point is 00:14:57 you want to try and make it sound a bit more believable, even if what you're saying is true, to your belief. I don't know. Saying these black-eyed creatures if she's a bit too generic. Have you ever heard of the black-eyed children?
Starting point is 00:15:12 No, although I've seen a lot of kids getting thrown around around the streets and that's just a completely different type of black eye altogether. That's just your area, yeah? That's just my area. To be honest, no, it's a new one on me, that particular term. I've never heard it mentions. We've done a few stories
Starting point is 00:15:28 and what people suspect is these black-eyed children are denom, I'm going to say that word wrong. Demonic, there you go, demonic children that are there to lure you and their eyes are literally black, black eyes. So people claim, like, real stories, these are real stories, people's true stories that we're reading to you, that they've had knock on the door and there was these children with black eyes,
Starting point is 00:15:57 so on and so forth. And it's meant to be negative. it's not a good thing if you see these children. So this person, to me, is claiming, are these black eye, what, adults? Adults. Which I haven't heard of. Or were they aliens?
Starting point is 00:16:15 Were they something else? I think this person was roofied. I initially thought roofed 100%. And I'm still thinking that. There's definitely an element of not being as high as in space, but definitely higher than us. Yeah. And I don't always feel that way, but sometimes it's just they're trying to, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:16:40 come up with something as to they've done something or they've drunk something or whatever. It just sounds more upset and then being, yeah, I was off my face and had the best night of my life. But what happened was there was this, you know, alien, you know, we've done a story about this bird. And next thing you know, she's, she's making out with all. these, you know, Gabriel and Zeus and all these things. And then I got to the end of story and I was like, yeah, yeah, she's mentally ill.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Yeah. Nice. But it's nice that sometimes you've done feed into what they're saying. So for me, I think she was refeed you. A lot of people, including us, I believe that she was slipped something.
Starting point is 00:17:30 think. Top comment. Sounds like you will slip some X. That's about what it feels like if you take too much, MDMA, which is made from stuff. I'm not even, yeah, staff. As root beer, same stuff as root beer. Whoa, whoa, hold the phone.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Are you telling me if I do something with root beer, it can have hallucogenic effects on me? Oh, dear. Get some. Apparently. But it could be toxic. that too. I wouldn't know.
Starting point is 00:18:03 I've not done that. So neither of you have you. So I can't. Nor do we endorse such a thing. We don't even go there. The truth is I can't comment because I don't know. So maybe it's something to try
Starting point is 00:18:16 when I'm 50. If your birthday party, just put it all out on the table. Help yourself. There's black-eyed people. It's the most Moorish buffet I've ever been on. Do you eat on that sort of thing? I don't know
Starting point is 00:18:34 I suggest to buy cheap I reckon no I don't know do drink on that I mean do we know I don't really know
Starting point is 00:18:44 we don't know but we're not living enough clearly we're not right I know okay so we're very interesting we're next
Starting point is 00:18:54 we're not convinced with that one we're not convinced no no I don't think so there's definitely an element of doubt there and something has been consumed Yeah. And can we have some?
Starting point is 00:19:05 Yeah, you know. It might have yourself. Right. Ghosts aliens. Okay. So about a month ago, I had a rather strange encounter. I don't know if it... This podcast is supported by The Real Real. Me, Christine. She loves shopping. And this... It's the sound of fashion overload. Too many fabulous things, not enough space. So Christine started selling with The Real Real.
Starting point is 00:19:33 I've always loved collecting designer pieces. Gucci bags, prodded heels, but my style keeps evolving. Selling with the Real? Game changer. I earn more and they do everything. Seriously, just drop off your items or schedule a pickup. We handle the photos, descriptions, pricing, even shipping. You just sit back and watch your items sell fast to our 40 million members. And I get peace of mind knowing I earn more selling with the Real Real than anywhere else. Exactly. This? That's the sound of your closet working for you. The Real. Real Real. Earn more, save time, sell fast. And only for the month of January, earn up to $550 extra when you sell with the Real Real Real. That's right. Up to $550 extra. Go to the real real.com to get started. Earn up to $550 extra this month at the real real.com. Terms apply. It would even belong here. However, this is the only place I can think of that it might. Now, I'm a film, firm, film, firm believer in the paranormal. normal. I've had multiple encounters and usually am referred to as a medium or witch. So it makes
Starting point is 00:20:42 sense that my life is weird. However, this takes the cake. For context, I sleep in pink curls on a regular basis. I wake up when I move onto my side in my sleep. Otherwise, I don't move. I am extremely light sleeper And when someone lights When I see lights in my room I wake up so I sleep in complete darkness I had gotten ready for bed Pink curls in my hair since I just had a bath
Starting point is 00:21:18 And I don't like putting heat in my hair I do a full sweep of my room Because I'm looking for my cat No cat So I shrug it off and get into bed Not anything to worry about I saw her in the house earlier on in the day. At some point in the very early hours,
Starting point is 00:21:38 I wake up because I see light through my eyelids. At first, I moved myself thinking that it's just my mum getting up to sort out the dogs. I heard nothing. So I open my eyes and am particularly blinded by some light. So like any normal person, I squint to see what the heck is going on. Leaning over me, I see two spider-like fingers. I don't know what or where they are coming from. I don't even care to know because I suddenly heard shut your eyes ringing through my head.
Starting point is 00:22:20 So I did. I laid there for a good, God knows how long. It felt like an eternity. while fumbling for my journal I keep on my bed. I find it in a really weird spot, which is strange because I never place it anywhere different. I finally start to hear again when I pass out. I wake up in the morning and two of my pin curls are undone
Starting point is 00:22:47 and the pins are in my mouth. I know. I can't wrap my brain around it because I don't move in my sleep as previous stated. I had my journal on my chest like I had just passed out getting into bed. It was a quiet night for everybody else
Starting point is 00:23:09 even for my mum who's usually up and down to sort out the five dogs that we have. Go. I mean, there's a lot to kind of take from that particular story. From the pink cows. Pink curls, the spiders are like creatures and then dogs get mentioned.
Starting point is 00:23:29 What the hell is? going on in that house. Oh. I mean, pin curling your hair every night is enough. Yeah. That's commitment. That's commitment.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Who does that? I'm wondering, though, she mentions the pets. I mean, are the pets put on the pins in her mouth? Are they trying to stop a snoring, maybe? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:23:48 It's possible. I don't know. But anything that's going to crawl on your face, it's a worry. It kind of reminds me if I can just take a quick sideway here. I remember years ago,
Starting point is 00:23:58 my mum telling me she dreamt that a ghost had put a hand across her face. And when she woke up, there was a spider sitting on her face. She would appreciate me mentioning that, but still, it makes you think, what kind of place your mind goes to when something's giving you like a tactile touch? Does a spider feel like a hand? Does it feel like an animal or a person? This kind of spooky element, it's a very intriguing concept.
Starting point is 00:24:28 What do you think? I mean, it's a no for me. That's where I'm out. Yeah, that's no. You don't think it's a real, a real story. Do you think they're genuinely believe it? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:24:40 Do you think alien or are you thinking something else? I don't know. I mean, the whole pin curl thing is that threw me. Through, yeah, I'm like, oh. In the mouth, like waking up with, as your wife ever done pin curls? No, not to my knowledge. Right.
Starting point is 00:24:56 I've been with the most of my life, so not. You roll up with literally a pin going through. And they're normally quite large. They are quite large. So that is what threw me in the story made it more believable because to wake up with them in your mouth. I mean, that could have...
Starting point is 00:25:11 She could have choked them, that. Of course. I don't feel like the cat did it. I feel like the cat didn't do it. I was playing as a cat for this time. This time. It can be quite tricky, those cats, you know. They get up to all kinds of mischief.
Starting point is 00:25:28 First, I was like, Is this sleep paralysis? Listen, I'm more for blaming anything other than what she's suggesting, but I can't find... So she... This woman thinks an alien visited her room. Yeah. I don't know alien or something else. That's kind of where I'm going, because the pin curls in the mouth is giving not very nice.
Starting point is 00:25:51 I don't know that would have been an alien situation. No, I feel like that's more evil. Supernatural, them. Shadow figure. see creep creeping over her. Yeah, again, we've come across like spider-like hands, the corners, the cat not being in the room because it's not comfortable. Yeah, that's a very similar situation.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Yeah, several things we've read. What is weird is the mum wasn't up and down with the docks. Oh, was she, but she just wasn't aware of it. This is what I was saying. This one is maybe is a sleep paralysis thing happening in there as well. In the house. It's not. Oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:32 No, it's uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable. It is, yeah, it does give you a kind of eerie feeling. In fact, I'm feeling a bit chilly right now, just talking about it. It's very invasive. The top comment is spider-like fingers, this sounds like hell. So, Opie does respond. Spiders don't really bother me.
Starting point is 00:26:55 The hell was more of the dread that I felt when I woke up. So even if it was a lot, nightmare. She's carried that through. Yeah, the feeling is that the feeling of something happens. So being awake and not being awake, so even if, which gives
Starting point is 00:27:14 to me sleep paralysis. Yeah, yeah. Because if you're not aware of what's going on, but you are aware on some level, whether, whether something paranormal is happening or not, it's uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Yeah. I don't know. It doesn't, it doesn't feel good. No. For me, anyway. Yeah. I'm going to give this one
Starting point is 00:27:37 a bit more chronic. But it was the whole light in her eyes sort of thing. Yeah, I lived. Yes. And then the voice maybe possibly But is that her consciousness
Starting point is 00:27:46 trying to wake her up? That, or is her conscious telling her to keep her eyes closed? Yeah. Have you ever watched, me and Emily have talked about this before, the fourth, is it the fourth encounter?
Starting point is 00:28:02 Encounters of the fourth kind. I seem to recall it, but I don't think I've seen it. You have to watch it and review it with your other podcast. You just have to, because it's based on real events. And in the film, they have the tapes of the real offence. You haven't watched this yet. No, because it's not my thing. I've really scared her with it.
Starting point is 00:28:25 It's not my thing. So it's one of the best, it's got, you know, the woman that played, oh my God, she's in every. thing with all the zombies. What's their face? Oh, it's Miliovovich? Yes. She plays the therapist who all this stuff happens to. Okay. Well, I don't want it, because I want you to watch it, so I don't want to give everything away, but basically, she treats people in this town, so in Atlanta or wherever it is, there is a huge record on file of people claiming that aliens are visiting them.
Starting point is 00:29:02 They live there and this therapist goes on to discover that they are being visited and the lights, this, that and the other. But my point is this story is giving a little bit of that, of where you're not sure what's going on and these things are happening. And this family only find out because she forgets to turn off her recorder on one night. So then, you know, the whole thing comes to light and her daughter still to this day. has never been found. You've got to watch the film. But this is what it's giving to me a little bit. It's uncomfortable,
Starting point is 00:29:39 something weird's happening that she can remember but doesn't quite remember. That's how I feel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like we've all got to watch the film. It's like the animals.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Yeah. Yeah. The biggest giveaway. 100%. Anything to do with animals that aren't or hiding or whatever tells us. I think. it's not just a dream.
Starting point is 00:30:03 What didn't help is the way that she started the story by going, I'm a Wiccan. Yeah, I was going out. Yeah, I was right out. Trying to validate herself as a person who can get this. Yes, I have an altar in my room. It's like, yeah. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:30:21 Part too much information offered there. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Right, go on. All right. Moving on to mine. Yeah. saved by something. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:35 Okay. I was reminded of this encounter that happened a long time ago, and I guess it belongs here. I am a 36-year-old male, have been in the trucking industry since 2015. This took place shortly after I had started about November of 2015. I was driving down a two-lane highway at night, just cruising along, about 77,000 pounds overall, you know, just relaxed. You know, if you've ever done that before, fair play. Yeah, I started to approach this blind curve in the road that dipped down and swept to the left. As I had made my approach into this curve, something told me to actually.
Starting point is 00:31:27 prepared to stop. Knowing I was 77,000 pounds, I wasn't stopping easily, but I was going to try. As I cleared the rest of the curve coming back into the straight part, something to this day I have no clue, what came out of the trees in the form of a white orb. This orb then took humanoid form and grabbed onto my front grill as if it was actually pushing my. my truck the opposite direction or just racing to stop me. I stopped a lot faster than I should have been able to, but with no signs of any tyres locked up or anything, not so much as even a tire squirrel. When I come to a complete stop, the humanoid wiped its brow as if it did a really old job and vanished.
Starting point is 00:32:24 There in my headlights was this massive buck, easily 18 pounds, standing in the middle of my lane. Had I hit him, doing the speed I was, his head would have whipped up into my windshield and his antlers would have pierced through,
Starting point is 00:32:45 possibly killing me. That's how big this thing was. All he did was walk up to my front grill, snort at it and casually walk off the highway. I then headed onto the, to my shipper and parked there overnight, not thinking too much about the encounter. The next morning, as I was doing my pre-trip inspection, I noticed something about my front grill. At the time, I drove a freight liner cascader, complete with a cranes. chrome grill. There in the chrome, right on the top of the hood, were two burn marks from hands.
Starting point is 00:33:29 Only these hands had three long main fingers with a thumb. I'm not sure if this was an alien, a ghost, an angel or what, but it saved my life that night. Of that, I have no zero doubt. Goa, I reckon. now that is interesting because tactile contact that stopped an accident from happened that could have took his life anyway hypothetically of course
Starting point is 00:33:57 does bear the question what exactly what was it I'm thinking more to the kind of alien aspect of it because I highly doubt that a ghost would be bothered stopping a massive truck just to wipe its own brow and then walk off like it was nothing why would a ghost get involved in such a way was it just a really strong man
Starting point is 00:34:16 who maybe just had too much ready Breck in his life, I don't know. Because, you know, you remember that. You know, you hear those tales, people who can just summon immense amounts to strength in the court in a difficult situation, like trapped in a car, for example, they can just rip the door off. But to stop an entire truck to save a deer.
Starting point is 00:34:37 I don't know, I think it may have been an alien encounter. It certainly sounds that way. Especially with the burn marks on the grill. It's a bit spooky. What do you think? I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. divine intervention 100%. 100%.
Starting point is 00:34:51 They say me and Emily again, many of our podcasts if you're toesburn and it delays you and you're late
Starting point is 00:34:59 it's happened for a reason this is divine in my opinion intervention it wasn't his time some think I'm not saying God or whatever
Starting point is 00:35:10 guardian angel something stepped in and left its mark massively Yeah. And saved the buck. Yes. Which is the important takeaway from this whole thing.
Starting point is 00:35:24 A hundred percent. You know, the wildlife was saved. Nobody was hurt. That's my feeling 100%. I don't think alien, because I don't think aliens would be bothered with a buck over a human. No, no.
Starting point is 00:35:41 I just feel like, but if it was about saving the guy over actually safe. the buck because actually if you're going at that sort of speed and you're hit an animal of that size trying to say yeah that head probably will come rolling off and well yeah
Starting point is 00:35:57 of course and if you think about the tons he had on each truck there was there no way this is my takeaway I'm going divine intervention what do you think I think there was a guy from an age on that day like divine intervention yeah it weren't his time
Starting point is 00:36:12 someone was watching yeah top comment oh okay yeah Nice. Fascinating. I have no explanation, but I do think you saw exactly what you described. That's nice. It's validation, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:36:28 All of my experience with angels have started with a glowing, brilliant, white orb. I believe one of your angels or ancestors saved you. And then everyone's like, I think ancestors too. Angel for sure. Paramel. Normal trucker. stories are the best. 100%. Yeah. They are good.
Starting point is 00:36:51 They're always good. Like when we do... Would you get a tracker with the Scooby-D? Yeah, I mean, but they do like, because these are the... And I tell you what else is good when you get one from like police officers, judges, that sort of thing, because you're inclined to believe them. Yeah. Yeah, because they're supposedly truth tellers. Well, yeah, because they are. And, um, and pilots are great ones as well.
Starting point is 00:37:17 because again, they have to go, undergo psychological, you know, assessments. I always, me and Emily like it when they're like, by the way, I've looked into my mental health, they're great ones as well because you know that they are,
Starting point is 00:37:32 am I mentally ill? Yeah. You mentioned the pilots and this being a trucker-based question, a trucker-based story, sorry. This podcast is supported by the Real Real. Meet Christine. She loves shopping.
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Starting point is 00:38:49 You know, they're seeing nothing but lights. Maybe. For hours and hours. Yeah. Sleep deprivation, for example, like you mentioned earlier, it could be, they've not slept enough. That and your mind would start wondering because it's boredom, isn't it? I mean, driving gets boring, right?
Starting point is 00:39:05 Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah. I mean, 100%. There is always an element that this never happened, you know, and we definitely, me, I'm definitely more of a believer but the funniest thing is when we started these, Emily was like
Starting point is 00:39:20 no, it's not true. Whereas now, now she's more like, I feel like you're being a haunted, run, you know what I mean? It's impossible to think that I'm not. I just, I don't know if it's a believed opinion, but
Starting point is 00:39:35 it seems illogical to think that in a vast ever expanding universe, there's only one planet but life on it. So what's to say? We don't get visitors from other worlds. I mean, it's stupid thing that earth's the only life-holding planet. Come on. We really should have asked him. Do you believe in the paranormal?
Starting point is 00:39:50 I've seen things in my youth that I can't explain. I still believe that there's things out there because, as I've said, it's pointless to think there's just one planet in an entire galaxy that's got life on it. There must be something else out there. There must be. I've seen a ghost nose of kids,
Starting point is 00:40:04 so I know it's out there. It's just you have to believe. So is Emily. Yeah. So is Emily. I mean, we've explored this on the channel before, and what we found really fascinating and interest didn't we is we did
Starting point is 00:40:15 in fact I researched it because we were doing the paranormal and I was like you know what I used to get visited by the Hatman so he's in the bowler hat and he wears a trench bag and it turns out it's a phenomenal real thing that happens all over the globe all over the world
Starting point is 00:40:31 this it's everywhere this thing or entity or whatever is visiting and nobody knows whether it's good bad or whatever is visiting children children it's always children What it means we don't know, did it feel negative at the time? Yes and scary, but do I feel negative about it now?
Starting point is 00:40:52 No. It's weird. It's a really. This is the great thing about the podcast, I think, is that we really explore our stories, our lives, and try and be open-minded, I think. It's a bit scary, actually, that some of the things we read really we can relate to. Yeah. Oh yeah, do you remember that one time?
Starting point is 00:41:15 Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, that happened to me. Yeah. I was driving in my truck and a deer came up. No, no, no. Yeah, I did that last week. Sometimes we do with the stories and we're like, how are we still alive, isn't it, about some of the stupid things that we've done?
Starting point is 00:41:32 But it's great. Right. Missing time. When I was a kid, my mum and I used to go for walks in the park nearby. It was a really open park in the suburbs with barely any trees, just well-maintained grass and pavements half a mile path. On this day, there was the park which was oddly empty. It was just before sunset,
Starting point is 00:42:01 but there was plenty of time for us to do our half-mile lap around the park before dark. Halfway into the first lap, It was suddenly night, then the street lamps inside the park were on, and we were standing about 20 feet down the path from where we were previously. We both were crying, and we ran to the car as fast as we possibly could. My mum looked at her watch, and it was 9pm at night. We talked about this a few times. Neither of us have any memories of what happened.
Starting point is 00:42:42 In the two hours time span that we are missing, my mum would have, would never, from that day, let me go to the park at night again. We live in a high crime area, so we definitely would not have gone to the park at that time of night. Where is our missing time? I think abduction. You think adoption? I do. You see it often in, you know, documentaries and movie to pictures, someone's getting taken, something happens to them, and then they get sent back, and their memory's been wiped,
Starting point is 00:43:21 and they just carry on us if it never happens, but something did happen. And then fragments start. Yes, exactly. Ems? You're like, drugs. Well, I was thinking that, but I didn't want to say it, you know. I mean, I don't know. I don't know how I feel about that.
Starting point is 00:43:43 I mean, maybe they were just having a really nice time and didn't realize the time. It's a half mile. Like, the Minos start bitching now. It's a whole mile. They could have to have the chat and then before they know, like, shit, look at the door. And please.
Starting point is 00:43:56 Loads of time. Yeah, but we realize that we go, fuck, it's dark outside. Yeah, but we know we've had a conversation. She's acting like we just sit here and the next one is like, we look at each other, start crying and fucking run
Starting point is 00:44:16 up home in our trucks and get stopped by an angel. It's not happening. I don't understand why they cried either. Because they came too in their minds crying. Did you listen? Did you even listen to what I'm doing?
Starting point is 00:44:32 Shit, this is why I get the umpate. How, like, honestly. Right, no. Your mum. I'm not sure about this. Top comment. interesting. Obviously, I don't know the answer to what happened, but if your mum was also crying and scared,
Starting point is 00:44:52 it must have been a pretty intense... It must have been true. Alien abductions are the only ones that I have ever heard this form of. Not trying to scare you, that's just the only example that I have. Again, same. Do you want to come on me on the podcast? She's fucking off anyway.
Starting point is 00:45:14 I sense an opening. I'll do some trials for it. For those who are watching, a certain signal was given to me just then. Yeah, it was not as many, but yeah, you get the gist. I'm just. They're in a row shop. Rude.
Starting point is 00:45:32 I'm not having that. So you don't need a word of that. I just don't. You think, sound right. You think for half a mile, they were like, yapper, yapper. And that took two hours. Do you remember where we dressers go?
Starting point is 00:45:45 and we walked down that good day. It's not even a half a mile path and we were out there for how many hours? We were dancing, like you're hiding behind trees, doing all this, climbing up lamppost, laying on benches,
Starting point is 00:46:00 I know where that time was. I enjoyed every moment of it, especially the judgment from other people. Oh, you love a bit of judgments. It was great. I just, I'm not convinced that this is how it was. I feel like it was a bit more of a...
Starting point is 00:46:18 They lost their own sense of time. I don't think they were abducted. Did they have a sore bump? No, but he got anal rights. Then they didn't get abducted. That's the only... That is the only form that she is an anal rate. If you aren't anal rates, then you weren't abducted.
Starting point is 00:46:39 You know, these aliens, they need to figure out other ways to get to us. You know, there's more places that you can explore. Belly button Belly button Love it No one's ever said that They went for my belly button Perfect
Starting point is 00:46:51 We um We we Last week I'm telling him Last week We were discussing How to stretch the anus Because it was in one of our story
Starting point is 00:46:59 So I googled that This week What did I Google this week It was semi normal Yeah About rats Yeah rats Like so this
Starting point is 00:47:10 How long do they live How long do rats live Last week you stretch your anus this week, how long to rats live? The things you know, it wasn't can you stretch your eyes? It was how. No. Yeah. Anal rings.
Starting point is 00:47:24 Yeah, but no, then you went on shopping. No, certainly you could behave. I mean, you're not that if not diverse in the subject matter, you know? There's a lot of discussions about different subjects. No. Did you know? No, what I was talking about?
Starting point is 00:47:38 On there. Did you know that you can buy those sort of things? I had no idea. No. I don't know why anybody would want to look for such a thing, but it's interesting nothing out there. It's their thing. It's their thing, isn't it? It's not my thing. It's just some people's things. It's a thing.
Starting point is 00:47:54 So then I got curious in my brain and was like, Oh, come back. Come back, Kelly. I'm like, sorry, go. But yet you told everyone you encountered. What, anal rape. Did you know? You can get anal rings.
Starting point is 00:48:10 Yes. I told everyone at college, I was like, did you know? poor guy that come around to do you my window I was like, did you know although he's now
Starting point is 00:48:19 a fan of the podcast? Do you know, if anything, it might cause you to get a sudden endorsement into people who supply these rings. So you never know.
Starting point is 00:48:28 You might get some for free at your front door. So if you see a number now, yeah, if you see that have them a family over the cow.
Starting point is 00:48:35 What? I don't know about that. And I'm like, size G. A little too small. Whoa. All the alien probes. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:48:49 It's very blown. Come back. Go. Go. I have made contact. Me too. Come back. Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:04 I'm back. I have actual contact through telepathy of energy-based beings. Bitch is ill. Go on. Okay. I tell them to move a certain item. It's been real and suddenly it moves. Sometimes I lay in bed at night with nothing but my underwear on.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Oh no. I have a butt ring. Stop. And I can feel them touching my body. I can feel, stop here. I can feel their tiny hands touching my legs and feeling their way around my body. I hear a voice in my head saying, Human, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:49:53 It varies every day depending on my activities. Oh my God. They are monitoring me. While laying on my bed, I can feel something slowly walking across. Walking across is similar to a small animal trying to creep slowly on my bed. Stop. I have one of those mattresses you can feel when something is walking on it. I bet she does.
Starting point is 00:50:29 Oh, sit on a memory foam. Oh, your partner is moving. Slight movement. When my cat walks across my bed, it feels very similar, except I can tell it is my cat based on the weight of the being. Almost every night I feel something walk across my bed, feeling similar to my cat, yet every time. time I turn around, there is nothing there.
Starting point is 00:50:56 It is not a sleep demon because I never sit. It never sits on top of me. Some days I'll wake up in the morning and feel something laying beside me. Stop it. This has taken a very interesting turn. Who took the turn? No, it wasn't me. You've taken it and then you're like, this is the story.
Starting point is 00:51:24 read this one and I can hear feel it breathing I even hold my breath to make sure it's not me and still feel here something laying beside me breathing steadily it is not a hostile being
Starting point is 00:51:41 I ask it multiple times what are you and what's in my bird it has told me it is a spirit or something that humans call aliens. It said, we are something
Starting point is 00:51:58 not born of Earth. Most of the time, it's just one that visits me, but sometimes I can feel multiple of them. Stop it. I've always felt that I have had a stronger connection with the paranormal.
Starting point is 00:52:14 I've had multiple dream visions seeing a distinct memory of the future, which some people call deja vu. It's more than just deja vu feelings. It's an actual memory where I've seen what has happened and I know what exactly is going to happen.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Almost like history repeating itself. I guess I'm just on here reaching out to see if anyone else has had an experience when they are laying down at night and can feel through slight movements on their mattress like something is slowly walking across their mattress towards them. I am a 23-year-old man. Oh, huh. And definitely angle rape. And I have been noticing something strange since I was 22.
Starting point is 00:53:06 I have always had, I had always ignored the random voices I heard here and there. When I was 30, I started trying to communicate with these beings. And after a year, I, we know better. I had finally accomplished contact. Please don't comment telling me to see a therapist or a doctor. I'm looking for anyone who've had similar experiences. They are real, they are out there.
Starting point is 00:53:34 If you think we are the only intelligent beings in the universe, you're an idiot. They have been here for thousands of years and have been watching us the whole time. It's just up to them if they want to make contact or just observe us. guys, sorry for all the interruptions. Wow. I mean, there was parts showing that tale where I felt like there was a saxophone didn't be playing in the background,
Starting point is 00:54:02 maybe some candles, glass of wine, perhaps. It was like a mils and boom, but like a spooky one. I got really intrigued. The whole, like, yeah, you know, the matches were laid out. I'm lying there naked,
Starting point is 00:54:16 these little hands are across my body. What the hell are you listening to? I, blah, blah, blah. I'm in complete agreement with the fact that they stated, as I did, it's silly to think of the only planet with any life on it. But vibrations in a mattress, little hands across their body, until it was mentioned, I thought this was being told by a woman, until the fact we found out it was a man.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Right. It's interesting. Not a Bremblings, is it not? I'm wondering if maybe a couple of glasses of something was consumed before they went to bed. I'm not sure. I actually think that is the correct age, 22, for the... onset of schizophrenia. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:54:56 You've gone down that path? No, I'm on the path. I'm in the path. So the voices, the seeing, the hearing, the feeling is giving me a illness. No, an illness. He's unwell. You think he's unwell? Yeah, I think he's unwell.
Starting point is 00:55:14 It's got cats as well. Or the real Gremlin's finally happening. My wishes come true. somebody fed them after midnight can I just establish are we saying
Starting point is 00:55:25 that anyone who has cats has got some kind of problem I just want to touches me in my sleeve oh my god apologies for anyone who's offended by that particular statement there's only two comments
Starting point is 00:55:49 because everyone's like nah not having it yeah but the first one says So what did you do to make contact with no reply? He Googled and it's that too much. This podcast is supported by the Real Real. Meet Christine.
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Starting point is 00:56:51 Real Real. That's right. Up to $550 extra. Go to the real real real.com to get started. Earn up to $550 extra this month at the realreel.com. Terms apply. And someone said, no, I've had demon and angel experiences but nothing walking on my bed.
Starting point is 00:57:10 I mean, the only thing that walks on my bed is my dog and I normally say, get the fuck off. Yeah. No, I'm not having it. No. I feel like it's the perfect age, but on set of schizophrenia. It's the cats. it's the cat it's not the cat it's a goddamn cat i think he's ill but i think that probably links into schizophrenia if we're going to go that route like maybe the cat has walked across and he's like he's just still feeling it again and again and again like a phantom because even i've done that
Starting point is 00:57:42 like you know when you're like oh it's the cat jumped up but it's not so you're like it's probably where you've moved slightly in the duvet's pulled that or they're here human blah blah blah blah that's what he says yeah yeah just shrugging it off with a blah blah blah so they're giving us more detail what's that about yeah that is exactly how you read it and I was just like oh I'm not I know I read the story but I'm not I'm also not convinced that this is
Starting point is 00:58:12 aliens aliens yeah I'm not convinced no I'm going to do that Cat man cat you're going cat cat man I go schizophrenic cats
Starting point is 00:58:26 I think it's cats yeah might be a schizophrenic cat oh my gosh wow how many lives do they have did they schizophrenic cat thinks it's a dog next week
Starting point is 00:58:39 no no sorry I would definitely get a schizophrenic cat I love cats can you imagine that you don't think you've not got one who cupcake
Starting point is 00:58:49 yeah she's out of control you're so angry although my dog's like out of control it's all out of control it's what happens when you get a new dog you just got broken animals it's Emily's fault get a dog and then keep sending me
Starting point is 00:59:07 like rescue dogs I get a rescue dog and I love him so much he's from Wish he's from Wish He's from Wish Broken he is broken Right here we go finishing off
Starting point is 00:59:21 Aliens, ghost or sleep paralysis. My mum has had... No, she hasn't. No. My mum has been having some weird stuff happen at night. Stop. Sorry. At night.
Starting point is 00:59:37 I'm looking for similar stories or ideas of what could be going on. I've got one here. Oh yeah. Shut the fucking focus. Focus. I'm with you. Right. She told me that she hears something at night
Starting point is 00:59:51 and it wakes her up like something is not right in the house a step or a door sound and she's always been a very light sleeper she wakes up and will listen to try and figure out what is going on then she sees lights but she describes them as
Starting point is 01:00:13 bursting lights not flashes but more tie-dye swivel kind of lights at this point she said it's back in she said as it's as though someone is coming into her room she sees them enter at the moment they come in she loses control of her body and feels frozen the person is short about four feet or so and they come in to her bedside and just look at her eventually they leave and she can move again
Starting point is 01:00:52 She said this has been going on for about three years and has happened at least five times. She's very afraid and by setting up a camera, my first thought is sleep paralysis. I've had some sleep paralysis happen to me, but I've never experienced it the way that she experienced it or been frozen in the way that she explains that she has. what do you think this could be and has anybody else experienced anything similar to my mum's story? Wow. I've never
Starting point is 01:01:32 experienced anything like that, so I couldn't relate to what they've been through in brackets. But it seems that yeah, I'm sorry for being a doubtful, doubtful time where, um... It's okay. I'm skeptic, thank you, yes. The paralysis seems more believable
Starting point is 01:01:48 out of the two choices there, but it's difficult to, I couldn't imagine being frozen, you know, to the point where you can't move your body and stuff. I don't, I don't know. What do you think? What are you gravitating towards? I mean, I feel like I've experienced sleep paralysis before, like when I, but jumping out of a scary dream. And then I vision, like, a werewolf coming up next to my head and I go, don't move, do breathe.
Starting point is 01:02:16 But how you're doing, doesn't. Do you know, is it candy? Candy Snaps? What is it called? It's a werewolf. It's a werewolf film. I think it's called Candy Snaps. Before our time, you're older than I think. I'm like, what an insult that is.
Starting point is 01:02:35 And this is where I walked out. I don't know what you're trying to get to. I just can't quite get the name, but I know. She's like a bald, scary, ugly werewolf. So she's a werewolf with Alopecia. Yeah, it's disgusting, right? She should be a ginger one, but it just, that's how it is. Right.
Starting point is 01:02:56 But that's, that's the only time I've ever felt. I know that feeling. But that, you're so scared. I've woken up, terrified, but never, but frozen. No, no, Steve, frozen. Terrified and like, oh my God, and then I'll put the TV back on and go back to sleep straight away. Oh, no, no.
Starting point is 01:03:16 You should have can't do that. You can't do that. No. Once I suddenly be able to move, and it's not sudden. slow turnover don't look that way. Even your eyeballs like just
Starting point is 01:03:26 like that's like no, don't look. Yeah. I don't know. I've had that once. I remember waking up and looking down the side of my bed
Starting point is 01:03:34 and seeing what I thought was a pair of eyes looking at me in the middle of the night. No. It was a goddamn mouse. Yeah. It got in. But I...
Starting point is 01:03:44 You had a mouse in the house. It's long gone since. However, you heard of scurrying and looked down and it just froze and kind of looked at me. and it was, I don't know, like 2 o'clock in the morning or something, so I just thought I'd imagined it.
Starting point is 01:03:56 Turns out this mouse had been in the house for about a week, chewing its way through all the wires and everything. But it came behind the bed, stared at me, and then scurried off. Oh my gosh. It's a scary time. It's long gone now. We got rid of it. My cat's bringing mice all the time.
Starting point is 01:04:10 So if I hear them playing with it, I'm like, he's just get on with it and hurry up, right? It's the middle of the night. But one of them took a mouse and angry, ran out of his room screaming because it had climbed. up in his bed and running. Incredible. I was so happy.
Starting point is 01:04:29 Because I'm not scared of him. That's fair. Maybe it was a spider, then I would have been screaming. Top comment. I don't believe in aliens, but that's me. I'd say it's something more along the lines of the spiritual
Starting point is 01:04:47 realm of things and to do with the person, epilepsy can be something to consider. Okay. I mean, I found that quite interesting, because they've gone rational, haven't they? Yeah, yeah. Try to put an actual name to it. He thought Danny DeVito was pretty, she thought Danny DeVito was coming into the house and staring at the woman. Well, because of the mention of him being short?
Starting point is 01:05:19 He's little man. Oh my God. Sorry, Danny, if you're listening. We don't mean that, really. He's not listening. He's not listening. He's really not. I mean, we love you, Danny.
Starting point is 01:05:32 Yeah. Right. I know you're asking. Yeah. But he is short and he's aware of that. Yes. I don't know. I definitely think more's going on than we're aware of.
Starting point is 01:05:42 Hmm. I can't believe she's had that going on for three years. and hasn't looked to get something sorted or to try and capture it or something before now so that kind of makes me believe her a little bit more now you said that and reminded me of that because if you were attention seeking or you know
Starting point is 01:06:07 I'm being visited by aliens then you would make a big deal right but I feel like she's trying to hide it I don't feel like it's alien like as aliens. I'm not necessarily aliens, but whatever's going on, she's ashamed.
Starting point is 01:06:20 Yeah, yeah. I don't think ashamed. No, she don't think. Maybe she feels like she's being dramatic in her head. They both.
Starting point is 01:06:30 You're not ashamed. That is a form of feeling ashamed, right? If you're not like, something's going on mad dreams. Huh. It's all the cocaine.
Starting point is 01:06:40 But yeah, I don't know. God knows. No. I don't think it's aliens, but I'm, something weird. Yeah, it's definitely not nice.
Starting point is 01:06:48 And if she's an older lady, like, could you make, well, just hear, never getting a good night's sleep would be enough who bribe you insane,
Starting point is 01:06:57 wouldn't it? Maybe she's got cats. Cats featuring very heavily during this particular episode. Maybe it's just a matter of time for it. It's me. Dear Reddit.
Starting point is 01:07:11 And then, I'm sure. Things are walk in my baghole. I think it's my cats. It causes a lot of bother. That's it. We're done. Oh, so how do you feel about that story?
Starting point is 01:07:31 Did you enjoy it? Really fun to get a little insight into your little podcasting world. Great to be a guest. Great to offer my own opinions on these fascinating stories that are thought-provoking. You know, we think there's something out there, there might be. We think there's something in the room. There might be. We don't like cats.
Starting point is 01:07:48 well some of us don't. I hate pets. You love cats. I don't do pets, but you know. No, I have no time for pets. I had a Tamaguchi once. It lasted six minutes.
Starting point is 01:07:59 Fucking Tamaguchi is not a pit, babe. I've just got two baby rats in my life now. Yeah, audit and dodd it. No, they're not. They're not. I think for me, it's more because of a childhood trauma. I once had a hamster. And I came home from school to find that the family dog
Starting point is 01:08:14 I chewed his way through the cage and after hamster. so you know that was me done for pets and I also killed a kitten once but that's just by accident you know you killed a kitten so we had a little ginger we had a little ginger tom kitten which ran out of the house and hid behind
Starting point is 01:08:30 the car unbeknownst to any of us and I went to take the car out and backed the car down the driveway and just crushed this poor little innocent kitten under the car it was a complete accident but it traumatised me for any kind of pet ownership from then on to aliens, visit days.
Starting point is 01:08:49 To killing animals. Oh, God. Wow. What a great range of subjects we've covered. Do your kids not want pets? I mean, they've asked, but I've yet to be convinced. No, I'm just not convinced that we should have a pest. Who knows?
Starting point is 01:09:04 Maybe I'll allow them, but right now I'm just not interested in owning a pet in this house anyway. I've got four cats, three fish, and a dog. You got fish? I got the free Oh hell no Oh Oh yeah You're quite
Starting point is 01:09:20 To talk to do little I got a pond In the summer And I got free fish And I called them Oh hell no And that was it That was it
Starting point is 01:09:28 That was it That was it They're still alive I see him the other day I was like sweet They made it They did Good
Starting point is 01:09:34 Well done you Well done Yeah I've got a dog Two rats A parrot Parr and a snake Well that's all the animals Cover then
Starting point is 01:09:43 Your regular is no a dog over there. A parrot just flew in her window and landed on her arm. That's how she's got the parrot. What, you just kept it? Yeah. Well, yeah, I did do it. No, I didn't fief it.
Starting point is 01:09:54 I told it. I put out some messages on social to say, like, I've now got this parrot. Yeah, and then, it's very exciting. She is very distinct. Like, if she is, she's missing her foot. Toes. Oh, dear.
Starting point is 01:10:09 She's got on her toes. Really? Anyways, pirate. Nobody come forward for. her. Now I think I know why nobody comes before. They let her go, right? But no, she fits in.
Starting point is 01:10:24 Yeah, she does. She's all right. Yeah. We're buddies. There you go. She tells me how she feels. I tell her to shut up and then we, you know, they're right. And that's how it is with me and my pets. It sounds like a perfect marriage of... It's a hell. Yeah, it's hell. This is why I don't want any part of it. It's a lot.
Starting point is 01:10:44 is the best because she has nothing to do with any of her. She wants to just be in there on her own, be fed once a month and like, just get some of her life. The dog is like having, so my dog passed away in January and she was like the best. Although he is the best, I sound like a bitch, but he's like, he's not her. Yeah, and he is a German Shepherd across Belgian Malin War, and he is from wish on crack. but he's still in a very puppy stage he's in a puppy stage and he's like he's just isn't he lovely he's lovely he's traumatic
Starting point is 01:11:22 oh with who what you're saying what what me no no right that's it it's been fun it's been fun to be part of it and thank you for inviting me no it's been lovely having we'll have you again
Starting point is 01:11:42 Any time. It's a pleasure to be here. And get back to doing your podcast. I will, I will. I'll get behind. This is, this is giving me the kick up on my knees at all. What's all you?
Starting point is 01:11:51 Random crap and talk about it. People like that. They do, they do. You've inspired me. People like, anything that's sexual, really. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:12:00 our most downloaded are slightly confessions. Well, there you go. You've listened to that. And what's been inside me, they like that. not specifically me or Emily,
Starting point is 01:12:13 but inside of people. Yeah. How many of? Yeah. And I mean, they liked the truth. We've done a few true crimes and people really like that. We've got really good downloads on that. But I enjoy doing the slightly confessions because it's funny.
Starting point is 01:12:31 It is funny. I'm really uncomfortable. Yeah, which makes it funnier. I also really enjoyed and might be, one of my favorite stories ever is when we've done plastic surgery gone wrong. That was so funny. It was just, we were, it was horrendous. It was horrendous.
Starting point is 01:12:52 And we had already done four podcasts, including a true crime, which is quite, you know, mentally draining. Yeah. And then we got to this last story and this man is just a pure comedian and didn't even know it. The way that he was describing his mentor of a wife and, um, he was. In just all of them. And then we were just crying. It was a storyteller, wasn't it? It was hard to get through.
Starting point is 01:13:18 It was so funny. And then when I was so funny. And then when I was listening, I was doing some garden lists when I was fitting the ponds, actually. I almost fell off the wall in the back where I was laughing so much. That was maybe one of my top story. It was a really good one. We probably should do another one of those. We should do plastic surgery gone wrong.
Starting point is 01:13:37 Yeah. Yeah, 100%. So, all right, then, my love. Thank you very much again. Lovely to see you both. Keep up to good work. Take back to everyone. We'll do.
Starting point is 01:13:48 Take care. Bye, everyone. See you later, Dave. Bye. See you after. I'll give you a text. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 01:13:56 Thanks, guys. Bye, love. See you later. Bye. And don't forget to, uh, what's the thing we do? Listen to the... Listen to the... See you later.
Starting point is 01:14:09 Bye, guys. Bye. Bye.

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