Middle-aged opinion - Petty revenge/Aliens And our first guest

Episode Date: July 3, 2024

We dived into petty revenge with our guest. Jenna quickly moved onto aliens as she loves this topic come and join us and have some fun. We hope you enjoy it. It was lovely to have a her on as we talk about her in a lot of our podcasts as she is the ring leader to all of our funny stories. . https://youtube.com/@middle-agedopinion?si=2F6TdX_f534RBZS4

Wow, what do you think of that? What don't you think of that? I think that girl has got everything that she needs. No talking. Shh. That's where I go. Shut up. Right, Jen, you're in the middle. Have you pressed record? Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr So, I think we do the normal... Can we have a window or something? No, you can. It's really old!

So we do the normal welcome to middle aged opinion and then we're into due sicky. Bear with, because I sound like a frog. You're in. I'll be like, all my friends are good looking, at them oh you should wait for the shit I come out with right I've got coming this way we need to be a bit more facing each other don't we no you're fine we just as she talks then we look at her and you don't have to have a pillow that is a thingy ball you need to you need to move in otherwise one's going to be able to hear you. They will hear me, trust. It will be Jenna.

I think I'll sit. I say, she'll be all right. Yeah, that's fine. Right. I need to, I mean, it's like this. This is like having a seatbelt on. Just like. This ain't personal, Jen.

This is just so you. Yeah, don't pick up your voice. She has the blockers. No. Oh, really? Yeah, it is. It's the scuppet. Mine, I put on and it kept going.

It was sagging. So I was like, who cares? Yeah. Right. Let's go. Right. So today's topic is Pet Your Revenge, yeah? Yes.

So I'm going to start by saying, hello, welcome to Middle Age Opinion. I'm your host, Ellie. She'll then say, I'm your host, Emily. And then say i'm your host emily and then she'd tell she'd talk about what we're doing and then we say our first guest so remember if you do that there'll be jazz hands on youtube oh my god this is gonna get heavily edited So I'm just going to go with the focus. Do you want to fiddle? Yes. Yes. Perfect.

Yeah, I think I'm a fiddler. Right. Okay, right. Do you have brakes? No. No. What if I cough? Then you cough. Yeah, just say excuse me.

You're not allowed to cough. No. Or breathe. No breathing, no coughing. So these are to stop this. Because sometimes all I can hear is me going, and I'm like, even my breathing's loud. Also as well, I saw you put up that thing when we were out.

Yeah. You could have told me. And you could have told me on the night that you were videoing this to upload. Yeah, you looked great. Mum, you're on YouTube! I feel like you knew she found you on youtube I didn't realise

it was for the thing I did say yeah I was well gone at that point you were happy you were like yeah

you know you did put it on the thing I was like oh no yeah it's all fair game now it's your birthday no no

there is one have you seen it where they go hi my name is Emily and this is my first drink and then everyone goes my first drink is the last one. And they're like, why is that? That would be, show her quickly.

It's the beginning and the end. It's so good. It's so funny. So we should do that at the park, that would be quite funny. That would be funny and then we can upload that. Literally everyone walks in. Especially when you're on the floor and you're like, looks nice. Yeah, and then at the end it's like lipstick on your face. A mess on the floor or on the floor and you're like, looks nice. Yeah. And then at the end,

it's like, lit shit up your face. A mess on the floor or on the table. And then you can't even say, hi, my name's Jenna and this is my last drink. Like, you can't even get it out.

It's so funny. Yeah, I've seen that. Right. Are we ready? Yeah. I'm trying to be exciting. Yes! Right.

I bet when you go, we're on, I'll go, you're on. Oh! I mean, most of this goes in the bootplug. Yeah, we expect a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, right, are we ready? Yeah. Yeah? Even I feel a bit nervous. I'm like, yeah. Hello everyone and welcome to Middle Age Opinion. I'm your host, Ellie. And I'm Emily.

And today we are looking at petty revenge. Today we also have our first guest, Jenna. We have spoken about Jenna a lot. Yeah, you'll know Jenna by every conversation that we've had. It's normally Jenna's part of that because, you know, it's Jenna. Or she did. Yeah, but she was always there. it's normally Jenna's part of that because, you know, it's Jenna. Or she did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she was always there.

So, and I've told you all before, we've been best friends since we were six, and Jenna is pissing it down. And Jenna is also Emily's sister-in-law. So we've got family ties as well as besties. Besties, besties, besties. Right, so. You first. I'm going to start today. I almost read this in the besties. Right, so. You first. I'm going to start today. I almost read this in the last one.

We did Mother-in-Law. And I almost read this because I was getting really confused about the way I saved everything. So when you save on Reddit, and then I was jumping in between topics, Petty Revenge, Mother-in-Law. Then I went to the Alien Encounters because you were in my mind. And then, so we are going to throw some alien encounters and paranormal yeah because these are the subjects that we just talk about normally during the week anyway yeah yeah we love them we love them so anyway into petty refrain revenge here we go right throwing my neighbor's dog shit all across her front garden and walkway I was like, the fact's safe. Right.

Throwing my neighbour's dog shit all across her front garden and walkway. Love it. Yeah, I know. Even I was like, oh, I didn't even read this one because I was like, the title's enough. It better be good. I read one last time. That was proper shit, wasn't it? It was a legend. I was like, I'm so sorry.

I've wasted everyone's time. Right. like I'm so sorry I've wasted everyone's time um right this neighbor has a large dog that they leave that they let leave the house morning afternoon night all by itself so it's basically just walking in our neighborhood and it will also pick our lawn to take a big shit on in the beginning it was annoying but I threw it away a few times because she's an out of shape old woman she's a fat old woman then it was happening multiple times a day she wouldn't walk the dog, just let it out to shit and come back. So I talked to her. She said sorry and that she would take care of it. Fine. The next day, the same thing happened. And for a little while, I started just throwing it away. Then one day,

it shat three times at my house and I just lost it. I went back to her and said enough. And again she gave sorry. The very same day it shat again. This time I picked it up. Oh my God. Sorry. Bear with.

Yeah, the whole thing, the whole screen just moved. Throw it away. This is already annoying me. I'm ready to give my opinion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fair play, fair play. That's what I'm like. I'm like, come on! I went back the very same day it shit again. This time I picked it up and threw it in her driveway.

Fair play. Yeah, fair play. And I've been doing that every day for a week. Yesterday it took multiple shits again and I lost it. I banged on her door. And she starts giving me a sob story. This was my late husband's dog. I don't want it.

Put it on a leash and walk it. My daughter doesn't want to take care of it. Blah, blah blah blah she said she's she's trying she'll try and keep it keep it clean this morning first thing i see on the camera her dog shitting on the lawn so i got my gloves picked it up picked up the shit well you know like plastic gloves picked up the shit and just tried to skip the juicy shit like skipping like a skidding stone across her walkway and on her front door she never asked for help just bullshit excuse excuses we have family kids playing in our yard it's america all the time so it's not just for the sake of me i'm i feel kind of bad for the dog

walking on the roads by itself and the five coyotes we have seen recently. But yeah, I don't know. She wouldn't learn by talking. Not sure how to proceed, laugh out loud. Go on then. Right. She's openly said she doesn't want the dog. Right. Yeah?

So bring up RSPCA, but whatever it is in America. Yeah. Yeah. And get someone to come and take the dog and rehome it to someone that's going to walk it and look after it. Right. Simple. What is the big problem? What do you think about throwing shit on her door? to come and take the dog and rehome it to someone that's going to walk it and look after it right simple right what is the big problem what do you think about throwing shit on her door well i quite like that because there's someone that lives around the corner from me that i'd

like to do that too but however that's another story yeah for another day and you can't do it every day for a week but if that's happening every single day right there's multiple times a day you can't look like that that'll stress you out and then you'll become psyched she might just take the dog in herself if that's what she's doing yeah either take the dog in or ring up and report it the owner has said she doesn't want it if she's not going to walk it then not that she should have to put a fence around your lawn yeah yeah i'm assuming if it's mail as well. She's got no hope.

Didn't they send it? Yes. Yeah, yeah. The dog's going to go back there. It's not the dog's fault. It's not the dog's fault. It's not the dog's fault. So, I'm sorry, all that effort of writing this story,

she might as well have just rang up and got the dog rehomed. I know. Or said to the person, are you happy for me to ring up and get someone to rehome your dog then yeah i mean it's out of control i feel like um i'm fully into the throwing the shit all over the door like the liquid ass shit i'm glad you didn't start with that like she was really like humble she was trying she was like yeah yeah but in the end she could get arrested for that. Would she?

Yeah. You can get in trouble for that. Even though it's her dog shit? Yeah, but if that owner, yeah, because the police would say, well, why didn't you report this? And then it's like, she's now, that's vandalism. Yeah. Yeah. So there's only one way this is going.

It's shit vandalism. So we've had, so the top comment is is i once saw a neighbor in military housing with a dog and that just shat in the lawn uh with some treats so it would come closer then they then she took it and it pooped but she had plastic bags. Yeah, I don't really... What? Yeah, I don't know. It's very confusing. I know, I'm like, what?

Yeah, so moving on from that. But yeah, no, I enjoyed that story. Yeah, it's very simply resolved. Yeah, yeah. Nice. Next. Next. I don't know which one I want to go with.

I've got quite a few because I got a little bit happy with this one. I actually struggled with Petty Revenge. Really? Yeah, because I'm like... I mean, I've had a lot of farty ones. I feel like you could have done better. Yeah.

What about... I'm going to go with this one, which is... Revenge at the Playground. Am I? Ooh, am I? How long is that? That's... summer really short it's not the worst one let's go with it we've got a couple to go for anyway so revenge at the playground i was just a spectator of this but it gave me such revenge high that i wanted to share it. We are sitting at the Balefield watching our kids play softball.

It's America. It's all America, isn't it? Most are from America. We do get the occasional English one. And that's what happened at every field complex in America. The younger kids are playing on the playground, the six to seven year olds are playing some form of dodgeball, but I can't understand the rules. All I know is that they are having a blast. They aren't hurting each other. Shut up. And all the parents

are just watching the game in police while everyone is having a good time. About halfway through the game, a kid around 10 shows up and wants to play too. They let him in because they are having fun and the little turd starts hitting the kids way too hard for their age. I literally have this story saying oh really yeah i said to you i was in the bar for like three hours just saying the free route no no going through different stories not just randomly one story took me three hours one time So this 10 year old turn up and he started hitting the kids with the dodge ball way too hard Okay, he is just being

Beaning them? It feels like our first podcast again because we've got a guest I know I feel a bit nervous And I'm getting way too patient. I've got sweaty palms. They're a cunt. After the third... End of. After the third kid is knocked over by this brat,

a parent gets up, comes over to the playground and asks the kid if he could chill a little. The kids are much younger than him and he's hurting them. The little brat says, It's just the rules of the game. If your kid doesn't want to get hurt, he shouldn't play. Hmm. I was half thinking the kid was about to get an earful from the mother or she would stop her kid from playing.

Instead, she just says okay and turns walks back to her seat and whispers something to the kid in the kids ear that is sitting next to her. I'm sorry it's true. The kid without hesitation stands up and says, hey, can I play? The little kids are a little wary because the last kid they invited to play started hurting them. But the kid's little brother said yes. The kid came over. He couldn't have been much older than the brat who had come over earlier maybe a year older or so like one might have been 10 the other 11 or 12. they started playing and the minute the brat had beamed another kid really hard the older boy says hey can you call it a little we don't want to hurt the little kids the brat answered shut up and play it's part of the game the 12 year old just said okay a second later you hear

the loudest smash of the ball every parent turned around and the brat is prone on the ground with his face in the dirt. The older kid is just standing up from his throwing motion. The prone brat stands up and has dirt down his face where he got knocked over and he's starting to cry. He takes off running. About three minutes later, the kid's mother comes back with the brat and starts asking for the 12-year-old's parents. The mother said that that would be me. Your kid hit my kid so hard he left a mark. Look. She said as she pulls up his shirt to show her.

The mother just said, those are the rules of the game. If he doesn't want to get hit he shouldn't play the mother of the brat is furious your son is an all-star pitcher you could have killed my son the mother of the pitcher said my son is an all-star pitcher with outstanding control he hit your son exactly where he wanted to the other mother tried to come back but the other parents and the kids started telling her how her son was starting had started it by hitting the little kids after that it got into a shouting match and the league commissioner had to come and break it up. The brat and the mother on air left and about five minutes later the mother bought an ice cream for her all-star pitcher. I liked it.

Did you understand that? I feel like you've lost it. I've lost it. I lost it. So the little shit joined again with the little kids. Yeah. It was hurting them. It was bullying them a bit, yeah. Then one of the older brothers got sent over by the mum that asked the little shit to stop being so rough with them. Who then did the same thing to the little shit. Who did it on purpose because he's an all-star pitcher, so he knew exactly where he was sitting. And then the mum come and was like, your son hurt my son.

And she was like, they're the rules of the game. Yeah. Which is exactly what was happening to everybody else. Yeah, but they're not going to listen to that are they no like that's what i'm saying like karens are entitled and some some parents think that the rules don't apply but the rules do apply they're raising all i know is that these kids are feral and you're raising feral kids because you have no boundaries do you know what i mean you don't know i'm not saying you have to beat your kids but you have to set boundaries and morals it's so important yeah how to treat people that's what i'm saying have we not learned that we're in a very diverse world and if you can't listen kids will be kids i'm not saying like i'm saying there's an extent isn't

there i mean when you're like when you're a 10 year old and you join in a game with, like, six and seven-year-olds and you're beating them down on the ball. Yeah. Like, yeah. Yeah. What the fuck? I think if that was, say, for example, my eldest. Yeah. And there was that age playing, I'd probably say to her,

I think you're a little bit too old to be playing. Yeah. With them. Because, you know, you might hurt them by accident because you're clearly three or four years older and stronger. So, for me, I'd go about that slightly different. I'd probably let the boys play, but I'd say they're little, be careful. And then if they cross that line, then I'm going to, you know,

pull you out of that and I'm going to be really irritated with you because they are little kids. There's nothing wrong with, you know, doing it, but he joined that group to show what a spiteful bigot he was, and it backfired. Yeah. That's all that happened. And you're never going to win with his mother.

That's what I'm saying. He didn't like it when it backfired, because he doesn't understand boundaries and consequences. Yeah, he hasn't been given. That's how I've noticed a lot of people are raising their kids, and, like, you need to get it together. Yeah. Do you want to carry on with Petty Revenge,

or do we turn the corner now? Up to you. I'm good either way. I kind of like, I'm desperate to read that A-list story I was telling you about. Do it, do it, do it. Yeah. The one that's so far-fetched, I'm like, you need to relax. But now, obviously, I'm like, can I see it?

Hold on. Sorry. Bear with us. I see it hold on sorry there we go so this is to me was so far-fetched that I was I'm even I'm struggling to believe it but we're believers this is paranormal so this no this is alien encounters um this was 66 days ago it was just over two months um right alien i saw tall and white i've been waiting to share this with you guys that i met a tall white alien female she showed him in between her legs uh female when I was 15 and to be honest she was hold on to be honest she was very nice eight feet tall or or more yeah yeah they're the reptiles aren't they Yeah, they're the reptiles, aren't they? Or more.

And wearing ghostly white gown. She had slipped reptile eyes, pale white skin. She was also very buff. By buff. By buff. I mean, fit. She was the biggest reptilian I've ever seen. I was like, get in here, babe. She was buff. By buff, I mean I mean like I've lost that now hold on

muscular very muscular looking literally stood within inches of me she appeared to me she appeared to me suddenly one night I was in the kitchen I was literally grabbing something to eat say about four o'clock in the morning yeah she scared the shit out of me at first not even not even lying I literally jumped shit I jumped straight above her height shut up I mean I was fully into this the other night not gonna lie after i was trying and trying to speak with them i was shocked that one actually fucking answered i couldn't believe my luck this happened in mexico i still see as I'm always been bright, as there have always been bright white lights in the sky. And I feel very warm when I do. I generally know they are my friends.

They prove it to me all the time. I think that the evil aliens lie is literally a lie. The reason why I haven't told it because I will. I will. You guys can feel free to ask me any questions if you have any doubts. I'm being honest. I am a small dude. Not even six foot tall. Even 15 i was pretty sorry what what happened with the encounter no that was it they it was four in the morning and they came into the kitchen

got any sandwich me literally and he went you're well buff you're a male female and she went have a look at this right we're friends and then her fudge was saying and then

and then she's still watching over it and he got a tape measure and he went fuck me you're taller than the door frame which is normally about 7 and then he jumped her

but they're best mates and they're watching over him and then what happened though I want to know what happened after what happened's what happened was in mexico yeah that is a hot spot all right top comment nobody has it because of the load of crap right that's what so even me but but it was entertaining right because even me i mean listen i believe a lot i mean you read it to the end right right? Yeah, that was the whole story. That was the whole story.

And I was like, you had like a full... And I couldn't fucking believe they had a strip bank. They were like, what's up? It's a universal thing. Because a lot of them I've read, you know, they have these encounters. They come in and normally mount them, have the best sex they've ever had in their life. I've heard this as well. We watch a lot of alien encounters.

One of them has actually fallen pregnant, gone to the doctors, all been seen, blah, blah, blah. As it was coming to around the six month mark, the baby disappears. Yes. From you, gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not even seen on the... There is a new theory. Doctor's appointment, gone, just vanished, gone.

There's a new theory that they are trying to make hybrids with the arcs yeah too because their populations dying so they're trying to make hybrids with us to then leave and take over earth and they know that they want yeah that's why they come down land yeah I mean really it's quite unfair on you because we are both so we're very strong like three wise men were following ufos not star okay that's how strongly i am and then of course you've got then you've got if you listen to it you could love it really makes more sense it really makes more sense and how was the egyptian pyramids i was just gonna say i was just gonna say so was the Egyptian pyramids made? I was just going to say. I was just going to say.

So the pyramids, they reckon that they conducted all the electricity that we need, all the power that we need, and that the government hide that from us. Because obviously, we're in a paid world, right? It's like a democracy. Like, we are the nobodies. And we pay to live on Earth, which generally should be free because we're humans. But they found a way i don't know it goes it i mean you could really go on all day so let's touch on the fact of how they're all aligned all the pyramids through a bird's eye view from but it's not just they are

all aligned all over the earth they found pyramids yeah and then don't even get me started on the sleeping giant and we they have found giants now oh yeah so i'm gonna start sending you this even if you know whether you like i say i don't believe everything you're either in it or you're not for me for me there's aspects of everything that makes sense but there's also aspects that are far-fetched like shit like this i'm not saying that you haven't had an alien encounter i'm saying that you didn't make it a sandwich at 4 o'clock in the morning and had a full conversation I feel like even me who's dyslexic and a bit thick as shit could have done better

are you going to jump into paranormal? yeah sure I feel like this is just more of a juicy the creepy night with my 3 year old that one it looks a lot because they haven't spaced it out. It looks intense. I love paranormal stories.

All right. Okay. Okay. So, I've never experienced anything in my life and never, ever thought I'd be writing one of these stories until, like, literally 30-ish minutes ago, which was about three days ago. It's so detailed.

I know. Oh, no, they are. There are some really, I want to say beautiful writing, but it does really paint the picture of what's going on, doesn't it? Yeah. Sometimes it's too much

and you're like, that just isn't real. We don't know the story. The one that I told you about when we were on last month and we don't know the story. Her story was an hour. I thought we had read three stories before that, but we hadn't. I'd read for an hour before that.

It was just... I mean, that was great, the one that she gave me, but mine... And then the amount of detail made everybody on Reddit go, we've made that up. It was just... Yeah. Okay. Anyway. Okay. Yeah. Anyway.

Sorry. Literally 30-ish minutes ago, my wife and I got really creeped out, still are. So a little background. I'm wondering now. Me and my wife and my son live on a second-story apartment and have always felt comfortable for the past year. Sometimes my son will cry at night very randomly and sometimes get off our bed and run around looking for us if he doesn't see us as if he doesn't see us I'm in the room with him. He normally says his feet hurt or legs hurt when he wakes up crying in the middle of the night, which I'm assuming are just growing pains, but this was very different and honestly really eerie.

I was on my PC to the right of my bed and my wife was getting out of the shower connected to the left side of the room. My son was sleeping in our bed so he's basically between my wife and I. When out of nowhere I heard my son get up, jump down onto the ottoman, then the floor, then pull open our bedroom door and walk out letting it close behind him we both looked at each other and asked what happened where did he go I went out the bedroom my wife a second behind me and I see him huddled by our front door the front door was like 10 feet away from our room and in our living room. We also have a stick that pushes against the door handle for security purposes. I ran over to him and he was standing hugging the stick with his head down. I asked him what happened, what are you doing and my wife asked were you trying to

open the door. He quietly sleepily said yes. So we asked him why he was trying to open the door. This is where he started crying and said because I wanted to which is very concerning since he is now able to unlock the door. Now that he can reach the top lock on our front door anyway I pick up my crying toddler and calm him down. We bring him back into the bedroom and sit him down. He's awake but looks half asleep. We start asking him the same questions again. Why did you get up? Why he wanted to open the door? Are you okay? And if someone was outside?

He said no to everything and just said because he wanted to again. He then proceeds crying shortly after. He cried for about a minute and we calmed him down again. We were just talking back and forth, him with his eyes closed, until he stopped replying and fell asleep. So we just started talking to each other about what had happened. We were basically saying that it was really creepy that he has never done that before. We were wondering if he was sleepwalking. He doesn't have history of sleepwalking before this though. She asked me why he

would try opening the door and how he'd never done it before, so why now? I said that I didn't know and that it's pretty creepy, this is boring. It's boring as fuck, brother. I'm waiting for the paranormal part. I know, I know. Went out of nowhere, oh, hang on. Oh, good, so I'm better come out and say boo in a minute. I know, innit? He started to slowly cry in his sleep again.

He started crying and I heard him say it because I wanted to again in between his cry. He calmed down and we asked him if he was okay. He said that he was and that he wants some water. It's pretty standard to me. I mean, what is going on here? It's not that paranormal is it? I'm assuming it's their first child. Fuck me. Yeah I feel like this is, they're more weird than anything else. I'll proofread that and chop that down into about three sentences. We don't proofread. My lips are so dry. It's so heating on. It days, fuck the older days. When I come in here, I'm so stripped off, like, oh please. She's like, sorry, I'm so over this now.

No, that's why I'm leaving. She's now being rude. I'm being rude. No, I get like, sometimes I don't, babe. The title's so good. Yeah, and then you're like, shit, you actually bothered to set up and write this? I mean, is it all commented? Any ghost jumped out the wall again and we laid in the bed and calmed him down

it's been a sleep of a while people are mad isn't it Randall kicking and punching us in his sleep he's having night terrors yeah I feel like this is night terrors okay so let's give her advice it's alright it's normal. There's no ghost. There might be now though, she keeps inviting them over. We're going to send some. Yeah, that was it basically. Yeah, it's normal, don't worry babe. Creepy night with my three year old. She did say, is this paranormal? No.

No, no. There's no evidence, I'm no expert, but I'm going to say no. Unless he flo it down the stairs or you know it was dragged out of his bed no we're not interested it's much bigger things going on was not it how many how many podcasts did someone else go what are you talking about what's the top comment oh don't make me go back in it oh don't go back in it don't go back in it moving on in case it's as boring as the story. I think they're just going to be like, night terrors, love, like, honestly. Yeah, honestly, you're in the wrong Reddit, Fred.

I mean, that wouldn't have been my first thought. I definitely would have gone to the mother's thingy-bob, any other children having night terrors. Yeah. I've got no comment, I'm sorry. If that happens, like, the second story I read in the last podcast babe the title was so good I was like

I don't need to and it must be very time consuming for you guys to actually filter through sometimes I do sometimes you get engaged like that story

the one about the bloke in the kitchen I got engaged because it was just it was entertaining yeah some of them are funny aren't they

but their kids do it too night terrors yeah so same theory as... We're all mothers here, so... Yeah. Right, so I'm jumping back to alien encounters. Sleep paralysis or encounter, right?

So this can be paranormal or we could be looking at something else. Yeah. I believe this is the one I... There was two very similar, but different. And I liked that they were similar and different because when you hear about alien abduction, people don't know whether it's sleep paralysis or not. So to see very similar stories makes it more credible for me, personally.

Like a few episodes ago ago how long ago did we talk about the Hat Man we did a was it a paranormal it wasn't full paranormal I think it was being a story so when I was younger I had I just update you I've told you this a hundred times I had the dream about the hat man in Pinal where he'd wait down the stairs before I got to him I'd wake up it is a phenomenon across the world

that people dream of the hat man so when I put it in the reddit threads hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of stories about the hat man so he may be slightly different in stories nevertheless it's the same kind of thing so it's a phenomenon that is going on across the world that's the shit I like she likes yeah because I mean I dreamt about him in my in my visions I know

what you look like no face completely dark more of a what did we decide bowler hat like a top hat. Kind of, but not as big. I think through the images we were finding, it literally was, they were all sort of different hats. Yeah, they were. And if you're in America, it'd be more like a cowboy hat. It's fascinating. What is this entity? And that's what I think it is that is going around. What is is the purpose but anyway so back to this uh sleep paralysis or encounter years ago I experienced sleep paralysis for the first time before I knew sleep paralysis was even a thing before I didn't know about sleep paralysis, going to make me say that a lot, I thought I had been visited or

abducted. After I found out about sleep paralysis I chalked it up to that but now I'm not sure here's what happened. I suddenly woke up and opened my eyes, everything was normal in my room. My bed faced a window which had no curtains or blinds. It was daytime. Suddenly a bright white light was coming through the window, getting closer and brighter, eventually filling the entire room until all I could do was see white. Then it was gone. My room was back back to normal suddenly i could see three shadows in the corner of my room as the shadows got bigger and began creeping up up the side of the wall i realized there was a shape of grey aliens so just just a simple Google search, yeah? I was terrified and tried to move and yell for my mum.

I was 17 at the time, but of course I couldn't yell because I was in sleep paralysis. All I could do was wait for it to be over, like the white light. The shadow got bigger and crept onto the ceiling and then filled the room then I must have passed out again and woke back up I didn't tell anyone but years later watched a documentary about sleep paralysis and realized that's what had happened to me I've heard people who have been abducted often get sleep paralysis

so this makes me wonder. I've had it two other times but nothing at all close to my encounter. I would love to hear opinions and thoughts on this. Thanks for reading. Go. okay sleep paralysis doesn't necessarily mean you're going to see aliens of course okay yeah so with the abductions a lot of it is you can't move so whatever this is very similar you they do something and you can't move and also time there's no concept of time and blah blah blah so just because you have sleep paralysis which i have had a few times in ibiza have you yeah but i mean i'd be the way you go so long without sleeping did you see anything all that happened was i wanted to move and i couldn't right i was panicking because i was like why can't i move so like your brain so i'm awake but you're asleep yeah but to you you're like struggling so that would be like on a scientific fact that would be the cerebellum part of the brain stops but the other

things away consciousness yeah it's really horrible but it doesn't mean aliens coming in just because that's what i think that's definitely i think abduction because once emily's done her story that i have another story very similar and that that for me is to these are they don't know each other do you see what i mean yeah yeah what do you reckon ems i don't like that sort of shit anyway no because i don't understand it i think that's why i'm like that i don't know does it freak you out a bit that's why you just go down it is freaky but yeah i mean the only thing i can relate to it is freaky because I mean the only thing I can relate to is again a dream where you know

I know I've woken up but I'm stiff I've told you and I know it's not real because what I've dreamt about is a fucking werewolf

tell it next to my bed tell it what happens after we read those stories after you read that that what was it the hat man yeah that cunt

he's gonna come to us all now don't be that love you and was it my one i know it was your one where where the shadow come over like and she said that he was whispering her husband's name wasn't it? Yeah. So, yeah, it was a couple nights after, and obviously I was like, I'm on my own. And I'd gone to sleep, and I woke up. Well, I think I'd woken up, but I woke up deaf at the minute because I heard someone whisper my name. And that was it.

And I'm like, no! So we read stories about mimics. Yeah, it was not fun. We saw a bit of Pulp Guys, didn't we? Yeah, and how they intimidate. But I think that was your subconscious. So you've had nothing else go on in the house? At all?

Nothing. No. No, so I do. I think it was that story. And it's been freaking you out. Yeah. Whereas me, I'm like, I'm like, read this one.

I'm like, fuck you. Yeah, read this one. High-fiving the words. like fuck you next time we'll get you on for a full like i watched the Exorcist the other night the new one brilliant fantastic I absolutely love it

I've watched it twice now and watch that watch everyone die get possessed what not tucked in and went to bed so but that's

because I watch a lot it's the base on the true stories that makes it more scary so we do have a comment from him but I want to read you the comment before,

because I think people are trying to work out, was that sleep paralysis, or is there something more to it, like an alien encounter? So the top comment says, can you describe what you remember from this in any better detail? What was your emotional state? How many shapes? Did they come into focus? If so, what did they look like when you awoke later

were their shapes or were they gone what if any pre-existing have you had in your dream types so i think they're trying to objects etc so I think they're trying to work out what's going on here so he replied back and said they didn't come into focus all I could see were shadows of them three of them I mean I got that detail quite well uh they were tall thin with long oval shaped heads I think alien encounter I was terrified because i felt that they were aliens i felt like it was real and when i woke up i was confused and still scared but i told myself it was probably just a dream and that something like that couldn't be real but so now he's had it twice more i think he's being visited so that's where i go because that's something that i i think as well and if

you look into alaska i'll take you we'll take her on this ride yeah and when they've made it there's too many yeah there's too many you've got to get to watch uh encounters of the fourth kind yeah but even just documentaries on it it's so interesting in alaska they have the most metal tracking devices in them. They have the most documented or undocumented disappearance of people and nobody knows what's happening. I think the government has an agreement with them anyway because I'm sorry.

Yeah. Right. So that was that. I thought that was great. Sleep well. Yeah, go on. So that was that. I thought that was great. Yeah. Sleep well. Yeah, go on. I saw a shadow. I don't know. She's like, I don't know. She's had to watch Claire Bears or something before. Yeah. Because you lot freak me out. I'm like, that's all right. Well, I don't sleep without the telly on, so I've always got some sort of noise going on.

This is me at the moment. Yeah. Oh, you are. I'm on my own. Because of that massive stress. Because I've started doing a podcast with my mates. Yeah, I'm sorry. We'll wait for the next one.

Well, my love. Well, your ones are better than mine. I'm quite... Although I did... The only one I've read that I enjoyed was that the the hospital one the little girl that's the only one that I was just like oh that was quite good

yeah yeah but I wasn't very good at picking these bastards because I am I'm like I don't know I think there's yeah I mean I don't blame you

for that that one with the kid that was had a sleep tremors or whatever the fuck we were saying like that's not your fault

I do that all the time I look at the title and go that's gonna be great and then i'm like bitch please yeah and you're not going to read it all right exactly yeah so i don't know where this one's going but let's give it a go let's go on the ride uh it's short so that's why i picked it uh am i being too paranoid or could there really be something to these weird feelings and things I'm experiencing in my new house okay love it um I mean I wouldn't live there no I'd move out that's it that's yeah no me too um I'll try and keep this uh conscious I'll have to be fortunate or unfortunate depending on your viewpoint to have

lived in a total three houses and two apartments up to the age of 28 and never once experienced anything remotely paranormal. But I just bought a new house, which is very messy, fixer-upper, and I've tried to be a good husband and do most of the house stuff before and after my work shifts. and do most of the house stuff before and after my work shifts. Now, I'm sorry to tell you that I don't have a super juicy experience for you. Oh, fuck's sake. I still might be good.

I'm on steroids. But here's what I'm trying to say and what I want an opinion on. Right. Okay, so at first there was absolutely nothing whatsoever, just a normal old messy house with countless nicotine stains. But since I've spent about three full days at this house, long while working on repairs and cleaning, it's subtle but I noticed doors opening that I know I closed an hour ago. noticed doors opening that I know I closed an hour ago. I see pieces of mail that I could swear were on another end of the counter when I brought them in. The closest thing to a concrete experience is that today I spent up to three letters in a very identifiable position and took a picture of them and went to clean the basement.

When I returned, the letters were askew. Yeah. I got chills and I don't think dread or pure fear is what I'm experiencing but when I'm there I get this mild or moderate feeling of nervousness and feel that something is is just isn't quite right does anyone else or does anyone have any advice for me PS all EVP attempts have come up empty. I have not seen anything with my own eyes.

I only know that things possibly move. I think he needs to get a like a history on the house. What do you think? I think something's going on. I think it's like an old owner.

I mean if it's an old house and it sounds like it's never been touched before, so it needs massive... It actually just gave me the conjuring too of the old man that lived in the house. Oh yeah, when they moved in. Obviously it was overtaken by what the demon did, but my point is he was there in the house. Do you know what I mean? Sometimes they hang around because it's like they're waiting with their house as well isn't it yeah so i think first a history of the house did somebody die i mean i couldn't be there no not if shit was

moving about and i was certain of it i think if you haven't unease in a property like yeah it ain't the one no that's what i mean like you generally get that you get that feeling don't you when you walk in and of course like you know like these horrors and the dog won't go in bitch don't even go in if your dog ain't going into the house why are you going and they got six cents because you know your dog is going ain't no way and you're like come on kids yeah there's been my whole family in here yeah Yeah. I think there's a demon and it's going to attach itself. Like, honestly. Yeah.

It's highly likely it's haunted, yes. I think something's going on. Yeah. It doesn't sound right, does it? Did anybody... They were literally just saying, like, could you just be mistaken? Was it the wind?

He took a photo specifically because he feels uneasy. I reckon he feels like he's being watched i feel like that's what he probably is yeah i think so so um we're gonna jump straight back into alien encounters because this is a very similar story to the one that i read before this is 44 days old uh and it's sleep paralysis or real so somebody else is asking the question again okay this happened about a month ago and the few people i have told have laughed at me except for one uh guy so it was around 11 p.m and i was going to sleep my cats were with me and I fell asleep quite fast until I was awoken in a cold sweat

a loud sound it sounded like turning on a switch but 10 times louder followed by a bright light shined into my windows I was awake but could not move I was slowly being lifted out of my bed by some invisible force. I tried to look at the window but it was just out of view. The only reason why I think it could be real is because my two cats scrambled to get away with the sound that happened. My initial thoughts were fear but more what the hell is happening right now. I continued to be lifted up until I was halfway to the ceiling then my mum opened her door resulting in the light going and me being dropped back into bed. resulting in the light going and me being dropped back into bed. She came in my room, all confused, saying,

why are you being so loud at 2am? My whole body, I just got a shiver. In shock, I just said sorry and she left. When I came to my senses, I realised my whole bed was soaked from sweat and I could hear a sound similar to a drone outside slowly going further away. So I looked out the window and think I saw a yellow light, but I'm not sure. I was so confused. Sleep well.

Adoption. My children. They got disturbed. It was a tent wasn't it? Yeah. But do you see the similarities in people's stories? So it's, although it was different, it was still. Yeah, you can't move, you're being. That's what I mean. You're half asleep, you're half awake. Yeah. It's the same thing, that's what it always gets said on abduction yeah so top comment says i've had sleep paralysis before but it's usually from demons lurking in the shadows when i was in an apartment with my brother somehow some kind of negative entity got in after some i really put you to bed so well well tonight after some point uh sometimes when sometimes would be in my dream and i would be woken up but sometimes looming in the far corner of my bed would hover near the ceiling i'm not laughing i'm trying to it's like i feel like i'm tormenting her um i could almost see see it um i haven't been affected by it much since moving away but sometimes here and there it would come back i see lights moving in the sky too uh who what am i thinking about so we have one comment i was in

shock uh as to what was happening but i didn't feel fight or flight response i was mainly in awe and the next day i felt very weird not ill but just weird and I might have become paranoid now but I see stars, satellites moving weirdly so what do we make of that girls so do we think that this is like

abduction attempt or them trying to more like a spirit you feel more paranormal well it's just hovering in the corner yeah like a shadow no sorry that was somebody else's encounter of saying like so they were trying to make sense of his story and said they like with sleep paralysis theirs is more like a demon in the room all right sorry yeah, sorry. Sorry, I did ask her that. Maybe I wasn't clear enough. But yeah, so she went to say, I think encounter, because sleep paralysis is mainly...

Encounter, communication, attempt. That's what I'm saying. Abduction attempt. Yeah, I mean, that's how I feel. I feel like that was more of an alien encounter. And like I say, sometimes when you're reading different stories, but they're so similar in so many ways you can't just explain that away do you know I mean and be like oh you had a bad dream so I think I'm going fucking away

not the dog stick around even the door was closed where did they go because the mum open the door where are the Where did they go? Because the mum opened the door. Where are the cats? Maybe they were hiding. But they were like, hell no. Hell no to the no, no, no. They were like, you're on your own, grandma. Where are you going? A dog would have been like, I'll defend you to the end. But cats, that's why I love cats so much, because they're like, on your own. All four of mine i'll be like come back cookie be like i'm here mommy i'll be like you're not good to me you're 800 years old all right she said she helped you before i know we told that story right any others you want to put in i mean i don't know if you want me to put it in but i'll give it a go does it have you right missing lapsing time i feel like

it sounds alright but I haven't read it because literally I don't have too many of these on here you don't want to curse yourself in case something in the night goes I don't want to hold on to nothing don't I'm not letting nothing in

I'm not welcoming nothing nothing that's what I did to the boys oh god I feel like I should have

been sent a present for that but it still makes me happy to this day

six and eight and there I was conjuring boys I mean it's because

of how I grew up so I was like yeah cool yeah what's this mummy oh this is that that alien's about to rip out the chest son it's great phil great i grew up with aegon yeah deal with alien that sort of i can deal with yeah yeah yeah um it's all the super natural like ghosty ghosty shit. Yeah. I mean, the more real the story, the better for me. Probably because I believe more. That's what I'm saying. The spiritual side to how aliens is.

I love aliens and I love Predator. I mean, it's just... Well, that's a little bit far-fetched. Because it's far-fetched, isn't it? It might not be, maybe. So I made Jenna watch Encounters of the Fourth Kind. It's one of the best and it's based on a

kind of a documentary some of the police won't get involved because they caught some stuff on their dash cams I'm not letting nothing in that's right some of them want to say she's crazy but she lived in Alaska and she has real footage

which is in the film and her whole mouth opens the neck yeah opens wide like this something comes out in another language which some scholars have tried to do the transcript script and it says I am God right then her whole body lifts and goes over the sofa her back's broken in it i mean my whole body's freezing then she she had she had police cars i mean you should watch it we should have a movie day police cars you can stay the night you can stay so the police cars Surrounded the house With dash cams And her daughter is gone forever Gone

So the police All their stuff My whole body is good So she So her Her son And her daughter Were in the house.

They thought she was doing something right, because they're going to have it, you're crazy. It's easier to say you're crazy, yeah? Absolutely. So they were surrounded her house to keep an eye on her. It's a lead up to this point, yeah? Because one of her patients died. The real footage of that is there,

where he gets lifted out of bed and the mouth... I mean, it's thing but anyway so now the police around the house all of a sudden all their equipment starts you know all this something comes over and you can see it on the on the dash cam something comes over sort of shape yeah and then in the house they are screaming because all the lights are flickering yeah yeah because it's true so anyway by the time the police get in there um the daughter's gone the son is like hiding but also blaming the son still don't talk to his mum this day to this day he blames her for it all he thinks she did something even though everybody was in bed when all the chaos started so her daughter has never been returned to this day missing gone and no but the house was surrounded and my whole body it's a great life these things what i said what i like

is that they put real footage into the film so you can it's played by the woman in all the zombie films great actress you know i don't know anyone's name but maybe not on your own but she yeah she plays um she plays the woman but the footage put in is because she is a psychotherapist she's a proper therapist who obviously is a very rational person and then all this shit starts happening and all the footage she'd record herself at night she'd done it she'd be like today i saw tom tom's feeling shit blah blah blah and then fell asleep with it left it on and that is how she worked out that she was also being adopted adopted in the middle of the night because all of a sudden, she's like, fast forward, oh, I wonder what I said in my sleep. And then this whole fucking shit was on there.

I mean, honestly, the film is fantastic. Some believe it, some don't believe it. I happen to believe it's true. You can't make that footage. There's more going on in this world that no one gets. That we don't understand, yeah. It can't just be this this that's what i'm saying

like the fail is getting thinner where people are like they call it an awakening where people are starting to realize that what we're being told isn't actually what's really going on but come on finish off of your story now i've uh scared you half to death missing lapsing time it starts with greetings i don't like how that starts that sounds a bit greetings greetings alien lovers meet me in the kitchen at 4 a.m for a cheese sandwich yeah oh god i will try to make this as brief as possible and ask for any input or help last night last night last week my wife and I went out on a little vacation at a hotel it was late and we were in the room listening to music and have some drinks wife was feeling cute and wanted to snap some pics. As we were doing some pics, we were recording and she was showing me how she wanted me to take the pic.

So later that night, maybe a couple of hours later, we went back to check the pics and videos. to check the pics and videos while looking at one video we noticed the screen blacked out as the phone tripped over while we were grabbing it we could still hear some audio that made absolutely no sense it was it was talking that hold on it was talking that didn't make sense and really didn't sound like our voices. Like deeper gibberish talk. Lasted about one to two seconds and video stops. We don't remember any of that happening at the end of the video. We both turned and looked at each other. the end of the video. We both turned and looked at each other. Also, prior to that, maybe about a couple of hours before the incident, we were sitting there watching TV and the

lights turned off. Thought nothing of it and got up and turned them back on. Sit down, sit back down and turns off again about five minutes later we went to check the light switch and it was turned it was turned down we checked the door and the bowl was on we checked the little closet next to the door and no one went in there we were the only ones in the room. We took a picture of the light switch in case it happened again. This freaked us out. I get what they mean. Is it staying up or is it tripping on the board? Yeah.

And we're still wondering what happened. Anyone have any thoughts on this? I mean, the loss in time and the gibberish, that would be more concerning than the light and I don't know if my light switch was being turned down I would instantly just think spirit yeah I'm more I mean that's just me I am leaning more towards spirit on this one I know it's it is paranormal but the loss in time babe and the gibberish but whenever you've got a video camera or anything electrical like that that's when it can pick up things isn't it yeah you know unworldly things maybe you know

crossover yeah i wouldn't like it and now i would start keeping an eye on what's actually going on and maybe cleanse the house it was a hotel room oh even worse i would have gone home just don't stay there again i don't think I would have been able to go to sleep if some fucking random light was... Because I'd be worried it'd attach to me and come home. I ain't got no space in the air. And then feel depressed for the next six months. Yeah, exactly.

I'd be like, can I have a trip to the moon? Because for some reason, I'm really down. It's negativity. I do grab on to you. Maybe it was a ghost that turned me into the pole yesterday Right, um, so that's it. Hopefully you'll come back Thank you for joining us, please follow and subscribe do it do it Happening now Do it! Do it! Yeah look, I've got something fun for the ring camera. What?

It's happening now. I don't know what would have happened. There you go. Or a massive orb. Massive orb. Bad orb. See the darkness around it. There, see that. That part. It looks like a person. Hold on, hold on. Arm. Like bloke to me

what am I seeing? no no that's something else they all just came out that looks like a person! what is that? hey! just broke my spine! look! I'm never coming back! do you see the person? he looks like a man yeah and what's that do you see the person he looks like a man yeah and what's that

little thing there sorry there's a lot going on in that footage that look head arm arm

not good though and then it looks like a man very dark you're not talking about like the that looks really negative no so behind I can see a man

in the orb go back to the orb. Oh, it's not me doing that. Oh. That's just how it's playing. I thought that was you. No, no, no. No hands.

Look at the orb. Head, shoulders, arms. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you see it, Ems? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I'd move from there as well. Right, we're off.

Thank you, everyone. Until next time. I need a wee. Yeah, hold on. I've got to unplug. Bear with us, we're off. Thank you, everyone. Until next time. I need a wee. Yeah, hold on. I've got to unplug. Bear with us. Sorry. We're going to keep that bit in.

Yeah, anyway. Right, hold on. Oh, my God. It's been a long time. Why does she keep chatting? It's just normal, doesn't it? What else has she found? I thought that was your call for video.

Oh, let's listen to it. Wow. What do you think of that? What do you think? What don't you think of that? Full video. Oh, let's listen to it.