Middle-aged opinion - Pic’s of di@k’s The Christmas song

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

This year we’ve received a lot of unwanted, pictures,, so we’ve decided to do a song about it . It’s just for a laugh we know we can’t sing we hope you enjoy it xx

The phone lights up, what could it be? Oh dear, it's a pick of something I don't need With a smiley Face and a wing It's not the kind of Standing in for free Some are so calm, they sing Some are tiny and some are grand But I'd rather have five friends in my hands One is happy for another, a joy Some look happy, full of joy

Javi's sausage, a long thin bread It's like a strange calorie in butter This was it, all of us I just wanted to be there, and I want to be there first To forget the lies and the mistletoe Keep those things still and ask them now, don't you know? Did you see that tip there, that I made with jeans there? No. Look at the facts on that.

Oh my god. I'm at your canvas, don't paint me a scene With your pixelated pride if you know what I mean Let's just stick to means of past and leave the news for the folks that like that I just watched your number I'll take it in stride You're the one that made me feel so free So if you're thinking, hey what about me? Remember I swiped, we're touchy-gally-doo This season of joy, let's keep it light No more I want state feels the place tonight These are days of murder right

I've just watched your number, there is right Then sleep until another great feast comes sweet Just keep the ones and the knees in their sheets Please stop sending deep pics to me I don't want to see a tiny pee-pee Just sit by the fire and take it then die and taking the night Try not to catch up all the lights