Middle-aged opinion - Revenge

Episode Date: August 13, 2025

Hi everyone welcome to another episode today. We talk about revenge from the sub red petty revenge. We hope you enjoy it #Revenge #PettyRevenge #Middle-agedOpinion....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Wow. What do you think in that? I think, what don't you think in that? I think that girl has got everything that you. Shorted. Shorted. Where I've got my own? Nothing. What? So where open my hat's up? I thought you were going to say, where's my home? No, that's over there. I do that one every day. Yeah, same year. Right, so we are sorted for tomorrow, though, right? We have times. Yes. Pick-up times. Yes. Coach books
Starting point is 00:00:30 Yes Just need to pay for the train when we get there Yes Um Punchos Sorted Helen sorted that Punchos
Starting point is 00:00:40 Are they Punchos or Punchos Pinchos Pinchos Ponchos Ponchos Ponchos I must wear a plastic poncho tomorrow
Starting point is 00:00:50 What Yeah should we have to look The weather What time do I need to get up In order to run And be ready Unless I bar How ready are you going to be when you do the pickups or you're going to finish?
Starting point is 00:01:02 Ready. Getting ready. Okay, fine. Well, I mean, I won't say definitely, but it would be nice to be completely ready. So when we come back, we can have a drink. We do a TikTok, have a drink, and then set sail. It says it's going to rain again later on. Today?
Starting point is 00:01:19 Today. Today. And then it says it's raining till 10 tomorrow, which might work out perfect. That sounds good on yours, because mine says it's raining and teary and. before does it tomorrow saying that this is this is caused and i haven't even looked at tumbridge wells so if anybody is interested we're going to um ridey i the radio you've got been in here and farted by and left she was offended she was offended by a smell i don't think no um we are going to summer at nashville in tumbridge wells i'm quite excited the
Starting point is 00:01:55 annoying thing is after we had booked that they then released Guilford and Guilford would have been so much easier to get to probably but enough of that what time does it finish 8 so we'll leave around 8 so we'll leave around 8 train back yeah it's like not a big deal and then warm up it's not a big deal it's fine you'll stay on to what reading or you'll come back to Colston I'm not going to Reading so then what you'll come back to call I'll stay oh I don't know whoever's wife just staying in Tunbridge Wells yeah just stay there no I'll probably come back here this is probably closest and then what Uber up or bus Uber because you can get
Starting point is 00:02:40 the 60 straight to yours I think it is do you think I'm going to be in any mood to be getting around another fucking maybe not mood but I don't think you'll be drunk drunk I think you'll just be merry yeah on my own I'll probably force Yeah, I know, that's what I worry about the most. You ever been on a train when you're falling in the sleep? Yeah. And it's so hard to like, so I had to get up. I was like, get up and move, mate.
Starting point is 00:03:07 I was like, you're just going to sleep through all this. I get the pool up and it's like, every day it's like rain. Rain. Right, it wasn't last week. Yeah, it's rude, isn't it? It's like, oh, see all that effort? Moving on. It was good last week.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Yeah. Right. right hello everyone and welcome to middle-aged opinion i'm your host ellie and i'm your host emily and today we are looking at petty revenge love a bit of petty revenge petty petty it's good to be petty i think for the soul yeah i've got it in me 100% you're not very good at implement you know are you no but when i do do it it it's good but when if i'm thinking about it it just doesn't happen no is what you like feel guilty yeah terribly but
Starting point is 00:03:57 when it does happen it just it happens and I'm like yeah I'm pay I like to be petty yeah only if it's deserved though obviously or if I'm really really pissed off
Starting point is 00:04:14 yeah it my intends to come out when you've like reached the end yeah I'm boiling point of I'm if going to go crazy or I'm going to be petty so let's be petty do it right you're setting us off okay I'm starting with my outrageous one I'm gonna go with mine as well tie it on start with the smart with the filth it's not long no ultra rude douche managing director tastes my balls for five years that's so gross so I'd throw up
Starting point is 00:04:52 So much. Just the tight eyes. I was like that. You rancid human being. Might be deserved yet. We'll see. I worked in industrial dry cleaning delivering towels, towels, mats, linen weekly.
Starting point is 00:05:11 I met thousands of bosses. He was the worst I ever met. Just a foul, demeaning dictator who the whole staff loathed, but hey, not my circus, right? We will call him MD. Then I got a call. I got called into my boss's office. M.D. called and said, you were rude. I had said, hello, mate. To which MD replied, that's a bit informal, don't you think? to which I replied I try not to think
Starting point is 00:05:50 and walked off I try not to think yeah me too me and the boss chuckled and moved on but it stuck with me that this cockbag had tried to fuck with my job
Starting point is 00:06:07 over nothing over nothing it wasn't even rude anyway as it happened I changed his personal hand towel his only in his executive bathroom weekly and so it became a weekly ritual to swap his fresh new hand towel after going into his stall and dry my balls thoroughly after the first week it was
Starting point is 00:06:36 either dry nut juice or fresh but it was steady nut juice also it was steady nut juice also it His fringe had Tim Tams and Coke, so... Oh, his fridge. Oh, his fridge had timetams and Coke. So it was always a good day Wednesdays. Oh, maybe he's like... I don't know. Maybe he dries his hand and he's eating.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Oh, I don't know. Or he's rubbing his balls on his Coke and... Well, out the rim. These bit filth, guys. I kind of get it a little bit. I mean, if I had a bullsack and someone was pissing me off, would I think about it? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:34 I feel like it, petty revenge. I feel like he'd taken a little bit far. Do you? He only said, oh, I don't know what he said to your actual boss. Yeah, well, he tried to get him in trouble. We know that. the boss of obviously his boss knows him well enough and just laughed it off with him but do you like I don't know I don't hate it I don't hate it I'm not angry at you yeah I'm a bit like
Starting point is 00:07:59 I feel like you could stop now yeah you're dragging it out you're dragging it out yeah yeah you're gonna get caught because you're you've it's been a bit too pay watch as him take a sip of his coke gross Someone says, this reminds me of an incident when I was a server as a bar and grill. I approached a one top and greeted him with, Hey, buddy, how are you today? He responded with a cold stare and after an uncomfortable silence, after an uncomfortable silence said,
Starting point is 00:08:41 I don't think it's appropriate to call me that. I said, okay, I can call you whatever you like. Would you prefer, sir? Another uncomfortable silence stare, followed by, well, I certainly think that would be more appropriate than buddy. What a knob. I shrugged and said, I hardly think it's common knowledge that you've been knighted. He did not like that response. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:09 So he went in and he put his ball bags on your Coke. I mean it's like common sense to not fuck with people that are handling your food is it not why would I've seen some of those films where they like hock it back and then like fucking spit in the foods I die I die I remember at McDonald's once I think I've told you this and then they gave me the chips and there was like half in there and I was like listen I don't need to be a pain and please don't spit in my food
Starting point is 00:09:40 We don't spit in people so I was like please don't like I'm so sorry but clansom more chicks because I was so hungry But please please please please don't please don't. He was like we don't we don't. I was like okay, okay But please don't. I love you. I don't believe you, but you know, I love you please don't do it But um, yeah man He's dragging it out too much. Do I agree with the method? Maybe a little bit not gonna lie I'm like, but at the same time, it does make me feel proper sick. Proper fucking sick. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Yeah. Yeah. Right. Slap me. Oh no. Why am I on that one? I don't want that one. Calm down.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Okay. Backing up, Emily. We have, you want to steal my lunch? Eat my period. This might be taken it to. That sounds worse than mine. It sounds worse. Either way, it's all fucking from inside out, in it. Right. This is the classic story about the asshole who steals my food from work from the refrigerator.
Starting point is 00:10:56 It was about 10 years ago and at least twice a week, my homemade lunch would disappear from the fridge. The theft or the fief had the decency not to take the box, which I found empty or almost empty every single time. I was new and quickly discovered by talking to my colleagues that it was the work misogynistic jerk, which whom I obviously didn't get along with. He wasn't new to this by the management, but the management never did anything about it. Fine. I'm a pretty, petty person and I have time to spare. I started bringing lunches that I put in the fridge and I would eat a sandwich that I didn't need to be refrigerated.
Starting point is 00:12:00 After two weeks, I started taking everyone, including, him about this new wellness method I had discovered and was following to the letter collecting menstrual blood to eat. I even showed a video on my phone where I was preparing a meal and emptying my menstrual cup into it. I am well aware of several risk associated with getting into the content with somebody else's blood so rest assured this that it was not true i just wanted him to believe that it was is it possible however that he ate my feet dead skin yes it's it's straight so she was putting her dead skin in there anyway he took a week off after that and our shed fridge became a safe place to store my food.
Starting point is 00:13:09 Okay, so she didn't really do that. No, but she did add the skin scrapings from her feet in it. I can cope with that. It's gross, but I can cope with that. But she recorded a video of, you know, like the vegetable cups and poured it into food and mix that up on a video just to fucking teach him a lesson. and I applaud you. Amazing.
Starting point is 00:13:34 I'm glad it wasn't actually real because obviously she didn't want to poison anybody. But she scared him enough into thinking that she was adding her menstrual blood into the foods. Amazing. Good. He took a week off.
Starting point is 00:13:52 That was dedication though, isn't it? To her story. Brings a new meaning to lunch, period. That's top comment. um and then people like award goes to you blah blah blah hold on dang it this is gold plate upvote the amount of upvotes people are super fucking happy with this behaviour and I have to say so am I yeah this man didn't just lose his appetite he lost his soul good Lord I'm in love
Starting point is 00:14:33 you have developed a new thing which has no name poisoning someone is illegal and immoral making them believe that they've been poisoned though that's the own crime narrative award goes to you people are like fucking yes
Starting point is 00:14:50 yes to all and I have to say now I know that she wasn't doing it I feel I feel better but the fact that he must have sat there attending that it ain't him eating the lunch and gone home and tried to not regurgitate everything left him he probably had blood tests and fucking all sorts
Starting point is 00:15:13 I hope he did but he did eat her dry skin from her feet which also is fucking gross but deserved I mean that is fucking rotten isn't it imagine found out finding out you'd eating someone's crusty feet I'd never stop throwing up I don't know what's worse the menstrual blood or the
Starting point is 00:15:36 or the fucking feet I would throw up till I died and then I'd think about it and throw up some more that would be my luck what you're doing I'm busy I'm busy throwing up forever
Starting point is 00:15:49 that was a great story brilliant I bet she's like employer the month amazing he deserved it Absolutely. Absolutely. And he still can't eat to this day.
Starting point is 00:16:04 It's lost a lot of weight. At restaurants, they're like, what can I get you? He's like, no, no, I don't eat when I'm out. How do you like a steak? I don't. So very well done. Black. Fully black and birds.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Charcoal. Charcoal. Oh my God. Gross. But into it. This one's a little bit gross. Okay. We both got gross today.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Not as bad, gross, but it's... Oh, I saw the title, I hadn't even read it. I saw the tit and I was like, that's going to upset, Emily. Save! No, I'm not upset. I feel like it would have been a little bit more if she really had done it. But even then, I still would have been like... Don't eat other people's food.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Yeah, but she's right, all the risks that she could have created. He probably could have sued her. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, her DNA would be... If it's America, then I think it's so fucking gross. It's like the ball rubbing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:08 I mean, it's like, as a woman, you couldn't take revenge on a man by rubbing your tits or vaguenic because they'd enjoy that. Do you see what I mean? Whereas ball rubbing, that repulses everyone all genders. Isn't it? But period blood's a new level. Yeah. She's giving me ideas. Don't fuck me off.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Do you be eating my ovulation juice? I'm moving on now. Fucking hell. The Margarita song. Okay. Oh yeah. Give me one Margarita. I'm going to open my legs.
Starting point is 00:17:43 Give me two margarita. I'm going to get rid of my head. Yeah. You ready? Yeah. Okay. Glad you heard the song. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:50 My upstairs neighbours do all the bad things. Hold parties with people screaming. Why? Until 3 a.m. dropping things, lit matches, onto my balcony, smoking disgusting cheap weed outside so I have to close my only window in the summer, blaring stupid music. After I complained for like the 11th time, they started pouring water on me from above when I went onto my balcony. So, one night when they were having their sad, bi-weekly, squeaky mattress growl up, time
Starting point is 00:18:28 harder instead of burying my head under the pillow I decided to get creative I queued up Marvin Gaze
Starting point is 00:18:41 let's get it on on my phone and held it to the ceiling all activity stopped abruptly a few minutes later they started up again in a tentative
Starting point is 00:18:53 hirky jerky manner I have now become integrated, however, infrequently into their private time. I've created a playlust titled Neighbours, which includes so much Barry White, Roberta Flack, More Marvin Gay, A Little Springsting and More. Have you heard the margarita song? It's in there. I like to think I'm adding something nice to their mean steroid. little life she's involving killing with kindness maybe oh my god kill me softly got to get that one
Starting point is 00:19:33 in the playlist yeah killing me softly with his dick kill him softly um yeah like it she's involving herself in all activities not really petty revenge because she's not she's just adding to the ambiance Although I wouldn't like the thought of my neighbours knowing when I'm having sex and joining in on that. That would repulse me. Yeah, I would hate the idea that someone's like playing music because they could hear me. Yeah, that would really put me off my stride. Yeah, literally, massively. I can't bear the thought of anyone knowing when I'm doing it.
Starting point is 00:20:16 So everyone is on board with it, to be honest. Yeah. They're like, be petty, add baby shark. Oh, then someone says, the Barney song too. This is the song that never ends. Do you know that song? I think so. It's from Land Chuffalo.
Starting point is 00:20:33 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What about Noddy? Noddy! You know that one? Or Alice. Alish, who the fuck is Alice? The Sesame Street favorite, mana, manna, manna, manna, manna.
Starting point is 00:20:49 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think it's Sesame Street. I think that's Muppets, isn't it? Maybe. Can't just read it, have to sing it. Sorry, too late, I've read it. You understand the assignment. What about Madagascar?
Starting point is 00:21:04 I like to do it, do it. I like to do it. Someone says, don't forget, it's a small, small world. The top 1% commenter put calm down, Satan. Calm down yourself. I think they were joking. Yeah. It's not even
Starting point is 00:21:23 It's not that bad No, it's not Although it would As the person upstairs in the room I'd be like Yeah, I can't do this with you anymore Someone says record the squeaking Amplify it and play it back
Starting point is 00:21:34 When they are back I mean, start asleep Or watching TV Or any time you feel like When they've got guests over Yeah give them the soundtrack They give you That's better
Starting point is 00:21:45 Yeah I thought that would be a good one If they record and then when they've got their mates over Play that full glass through the wall yeah right ready slap me in the face twice got my revenge oh i saved that did you yeah it's all right got my mom got it get it this was years ago but we went to a rock concert and the crowd was electric
Starting point is 00:22:09 but called to each other it was mostly people in their 40s rude and up and down on the floor but no pushing and shoving everyone found their spot and were happy to enjoy the show the little the little miss thine pushes her way up into the crowd starting to tell people that they are too tall to be on the floor purposely dancing into people to get them to move I hate people like that you know the type I hate people I don't even know your shit like that when I'm out, mainly because I ain't got my glass and I can't see. My buddy and I made a little wall of ourselves to shield our wives from that bitch. She even tried to shove me aside and said
Starting point is 00:23:03 my wife was her friend. Her wild dancing and flailing caused her hand to hit me in the face, stepped on my feet multiple times and three or four people told her to calm herself and to shut it down. A few minutes later, she hit me again and as she turned her back to me to argue with someone else, I dumped most of my very large beers into her purse. The three ladies behind us saw this and gave me a thumbs up and laughed. About 20 minutes later, the girl reached into her purse to get her phone and found beer soup. She tried to yell at people, but I indicated my beer can was full and turned my back. She tried to get security involved, but they just laughed at her. After the show,
Starting point is 00:24:09 she was outside begging someone to call her an Uber because her phone wasn't working. Maybe I went too far, but it seemed justified to me. What do you think, babe? No, I'm with him. Would I have ever done that? I hate girls like that. So do I. I can't stand it.
Starting point is 00:24:28 Just move away from me. Yeah, go away. But would I have done that? I don't think I would. I probably would have shoved back. That's kind of where I would have gone. Oh, I don't know. But it would have been amazing to like and then be like, I don't know what happened.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Oh my God. I'm not drinking. Yeah. The whole. Oh, my God. That's brand new information. Right. We were in a packed restaurant and this woman stood to leave but didn't walk away.
Starting point is 00:25:04 She stood there, talked to people and kept bumping her purse into my friend's head. A friend was eating a really juicy piece of prime rib. Finally, he cut a big chunk of meat, turned and dropped it in her purse. We laughed for the rest of the night, wondering when she was going to stick her hand in her purse and find the saucy meat. So a lot of people do do that. We'll keep that in mind. Don't upset us tomorrow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:33 In such a way. You know it's happening. If you knock someone or feel a bag, it will hit your heart. side like you know what you're doing yeah so deserved deserved hate people go baby he couldn't break my 10 euros and cussed me out so next time i paid in one and two cents bed place pay yeah but i like that you've seen them do people do it when they get parking tickets and that like fuck up with one piece you can't pay with that yes i can face money it's money it's currency that we still use here in the we look take it you have to take it have to and then they record it put it on the internet
Starting point is 00:26:14 and I'm like ha ha and you do record it because then that's your proof that you offered to pay and they did you did pay you walked away you left the pennies the money was there if they didn't want to count it up it comes out of her paycheck mate it was a woman that's why I'm saying her so the story goes a little like this my car broke down a month and a half ago and I left it with my mechanic in the morning and decided to take a slow up but way more cheaper route to work public transport I entered the bus approached a driver and asked to buy five bus tickets all being 80 cents while handing him a 10 so this is euros yeah I don't know where they want someone who I'm
Starting point is 00:27:04 assuming that that's how many he's going to need to travel until the bags okay I see what you mean like five days you know you can in euros in Europe you can buy books yeah right so all being 80 cents each yeah so all under a pound so what he he would need to change it up so what five euros in a little lose change he opens his bag and so he only had one to sell and started custom me out for handing such a large bill to buy a ticket. Got angry with me and sent me into the bus without it. It seemed like a victory at first, free bus ride, but four stops later, ticket controller enters the bus. Asked me for the ticket and I said I don't have one and as I
Starting point is 00:28:03 tried to buy one from the driver and he did not have cash and enough tickets. tickets, the sell me one. The controller was having none of my explanation and ordered me to exit the bus, which set me back 30 minutes, making me late for work. Since I had to wait for a part to arrive for my car for the week, as my mechanic told me, I got an idea. I exchanged my money for a one to five and five cent coin, and ten cent cent. coins. Yeah. Next morning when I saw the bus and the same driver inside of it, I had a a shit, I had a shit eating grin. Yeah, yeah, shit eating green. That's kind of, yeah. Okay. I entered the bus and politely asked for a single ticket, which I promptly paid with a
Starting point is 00:29:04 mixture of one to five cents totally into 80 cents. When the driver saw the pile of coins, he started arguing, I cannot accept that. It's too much coins and I have to count them. To which I added, it's legal tender you must. While having the biggest room, he gave me the ticket, I checked it at the machine and carefully walked to an empty seat. Good. Yeah. I mean, I'd be paid like that too. Yeah, but good.
Starting point is 00:29:39 I mean, he seems like a very angry bus driver. Change your job, brough. It's not working for you. Yeah. But yeah, no, I like that. I have seen that before. I do like that when people are like, fine. Not a problem.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Yeah. Have it in one and two euros, you prick. But yeah. I think the worst thing with life now is because we don't tend to use money. very rare I have cash yeah very rare do you know what at school at work we're trying to teach year ones and year twos about money and actually most of them not seen it really yeah most kids now have not dealt with money they don't see their parents dealing with money because they all but how do they get like pocket
Starting point is 00:30:26 money I suppose not all kids get pocket money we're talking about five five six year olds yeah yeah yeah I mean it it's sad really I like money they they do not know money yeah it was hard to teach them about money because you also got to think they've learned to count and now you're like right can you make me 62 P well yeah you're I was just gonna say that is a massive way that we all learn how to count yeah and add up and was they don't through money deal with money weird in it and you know they don't know that they don't understand that there's a
Starting point is 00:31:04 1p, 2p and a 5p but why is they not a 3p or a 4p they don't get it but you can have a 20p but there's not a 25 p but you go then to a 50p so where's all the money in between you have to make the money with all the other ones do you know it's weird because you never actually think like that when you're an adult do you no but trying to teach it this is when it's become very apparent this year especially money now feels like monopoly money like it's not real It's not real. I mean, a couple of kids recognize notes, but not coins. And again, they don't understand why there's not a one pound note, two pound note.
Starting point is 00:31:49 Well, yeah, because they're watching most things from America as kids do. Everything is tapped. Yeah, but you know, like, when they're watching America and they've got the $1. But they're only $1. Yeah, but my point is. five dollar yeah and then you go so they've got a hundred dollar bill as well so have we do we we don't it's very rarely used but we've got i had no idea it's not used and they and they in fact i never see a lot of shots don't take 50s yeah because they it's hard for them to prove
Starting point is 00:32:21 it's real um 100 pound bill well it's not a bill is it would be be a note note because we're English can now I've never seen that before but we don't use them and they're definitely being phased out I very much doubt there's any new ones being made I've never even
Starting point is 00:32:43 when I've like got larger amount I've never been given or seen one in my entire life first issued in 1987 for the rich bitch yeah you think of 50 pounds I did win the lottery guys
Starting point is 00:32:56 I won 2 pounds 60 yay Fascinating. Right. Are you ready? Yeah. My last one. I signed my ex and the girl he cheated on me with for called Spooze.
Starting point is 00:33:12 I said. Me and you have just completely saved all the same stuff today. Okay. Context. I was with this guy for two years and he cheated on me for a year and a half with his girl best friend. after isolating me from my family and friends and abusing me. I find this amusing and it costs £8 approximately for 400 calls. So it stops when the calls are used up.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Anyway, I used a two-way call app that spoofs their phone to make them call each other because someone, the girl's best friend, now the girlfriend, found a new number after a year with the spam calling on phone. So I looked up good call pranks, found a site, and since last night, every two hours, their phone spam calls each other like maybe six to eight times in a row. 100% believe I am driving them crazy as I can listen back on the calls and around the 6th call she sounded pissed is this petty yes but it's a leg it's she means laugh also I don't care to be honest he treated me like shit she knew he was treating me like shit and now
Starting point is 00:34:51 she's somehow found my new number so So if they want to be dicks, fine, I'll mess with them back. It's bringing me childish joy. I mean, I kept all the messages, receipts on my laptop. So I ended up having their number saved 10 out of 10 recommends, especially after they poured ketchup on my car and vandalised it more than once to the point where
Starting point is 00:35:27 I had to install cameras in my drive, I've been there I hope they enjoy the calls I'm fully into it I'm fully into it it's a non-harmless prank Yeah but I feel like I've had that done to me Not the calls
Starting point is 00:35:44 Yeah, emails Yeah But yeah I wish I had been petty To that particular yeah the difference is they deserve this yes that's the difference here is they deserve it but I mean people are like yay yay and then obviously now she's got cameras and yeah and it is harmless it's not damaging anything it's not just their insanity
Starting point is 00:36:14 which sometimes people people got a play wasn't in place anyway no the best call prank I ever witnessed was a friend putting an ad on Craigslist free goats then listing a friend's number didn't realize so many people wanted free goats phone rang for days and people calling and then somebody said unfortunately Craigslist makes you confirm via email first oh rude yeah you just sit up a fucking non-email address yeah that's quite a good one free goats don't piss me off people that would be so funny I mean I feel like I didn't do it you know who'd be the funniest to do it to Sarah yeah and I tell you why because she would put a message on the girl group going oh my god people keep ringing and asking
Starting point is 00:37:11 for goats I don't have any goats can you just visualize it I feel like you can like Sarah would be the best to do that too in the group I don't understand why you keep asking me for goats. And then when you're like, it's me, she'd be like, ha-ha! She would be. Helen wouldn't answer the phone. Jenna would get angry. You wouldn't answer the phone.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Yeah. I don't know. I probably would. I think I'd answer it the first time and then block the number, so you couldn't even have the game. I'm confused. Yeah, but it'd be different numbers. Yeah, it would be.
Starting point is 00:37:52 It would be. I would probably answer. I reckon I'm I don't have a go. What goat? Where are they? Where did you get my number from? Can I have a go? I want a goat. I'd never have to cut my grass again. If I've got a goat. Probably not. Why do you get a boat instead of a dog? They poo everywhere. Bucking all the animals poo everywhere. No, we can't pick them up like a dog poop. Little poops. Yeah, but they're little round circle ones, isn't they?
Starting point is 00:38:23 but they still squish they're nuggets chicken nuggets no this one of their nuggets and then I put that in my lunch meatballs right I'm moving on meet the boss it's Alfie tumble dryer gay gay yeah gone meet the boss had a co-worker who was a total peon Oh, I like that. That's a good word.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Eenoid. Everyone in the office, and I mean everyone, couldn't stand him. Let's call him Dick. Fair play. Our company, about 50 employees, was sold, and when it was announced, there was also a printed announcement disputed, informed us that the new owner would be hosting an evening event
Starting point is 00:39:22 at the local restaurant so he could meet us and we could meet him. The co-worker who produced the announcement used some sort of graphics program, emailed the file to the woman who did our in-house printing and copying. Her job was to print it out and to place it in everyone's mailbox. However, she was sent the raw data file, not a PDF. had to open it in the graphics application in order to print it. This allowed her to edit it. She printed out copies but made and printed a special announcement for Dick. The one that everyone else received specified that it was a dress-up affair,
Starting point is 00:40:15 meaning tyres and jackets for the men. The one Dick pulled from his mailbox said it said to come dress casually and wear a company logo t-shirt she also changed the start time on his sheet only to an hour later that it was supposed to start next day since people refused to interact with him he never saw the official announcement only the one that was uh was placed in his mailbox amazing my role in this was to make sure that Dick's modified invite was removed from his desk and destroyed. At the restaurant, dinner had been served, most suit jackets were draped over chairs and we were all eating when Dick walked in wearing shorts, a company logo t-shirt and crocs.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Of course he was. He was a dick. He was given a name tag. We all had one with our names and job title. and shown to his seat. The new boss noticed, and when he was marking the rounds after the meal, ignored Dick. Three people were laid off in the next few weeks, a normal thing when a company changed his hands,
Starting point is 00:41:38 and Dick was one of them. Good. Wow. It's not that bad what they did, because they still invited him. Me, I would have changed the date as well, and be like, don't even fucking bother coming. No, I like this.
Starting point is 00:41:51 idea that you turn up late and casually dressed and yeah because it showed like he didn't care to the bosses it was petty it was petty i like it sometimes you've got to be you've got to be babe sometimes people deserve it you can like keep stepping on fire and you're going to get fucking burnt ain't you i've enjoyed today yeah it was uh what someone says what was petty revenge for we're not told what he did but just that you or hated him that's true but you have to hate some for a reason it's probably a combination of thing grassing up attitude it will be something
Starting point is 00:42:33 there's always somebody at work as you know that is a problem yeah oh let me tell about with that this raises so many bullying red flags yeah they what the fuck did this guy do to get that treatment enough where everybody in the whole company doesn't want to be anywhere him, doesn't talk to him, came up with a whole scenario so they wouldn't be involved. That is what he did. So making out like he's some sort of angel and he just did something one time is not feasible for the treatment that he got.
Starting point is 00:43:06 So I was like, no doubt getting someone fired is far, far, far from harmless prank. He's had to be doing something illegal for it. I would even kind of feel all right about this. Okay, mind your business. scroll on Petty doesn't seem the right word to describe this I've just read worse
Starting point is 00:43:28 like calm down you are the dick come or get you one day I disagree wow I feel like it would have been nice to know what he did so we could justify this as actually good petty revenge
Starting point is 00:43:45 but listen the actual idea of it is great petty revenge The thing about activating karma is you always have the chance of repercussions. Because no matter what the karma, whether it's harmless like the phone calls, thoroughly enjoyed that, or somebody ends up getting fired because of the prank or the revenge that you put onto them, it doesn't matter. There's always a repercussion to your action. Why am I being electrocuted?
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