Middle-aged opinion - Revenge
Episode Date: August 13, 2025Hi everyone welcome to another episode today. We talk about revenge from the sub red petty revenge. We hope you enjoy it #Revenge #PettyRevenge #Middle-agedOpinion....
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Wow. What do you think in that? I think, what don't you think in that? I think that girl has got everything that you.
Shorted. Shorted. Where I've got my own?
Nothing. What?
So where open my hat's up? I thought you were going to say, where's my home?
No, that's over there. I do that one every day. Yeah, same year.
Right, so we are sorted for tomorrow, though, right?
We have times. Yes. Pick-up times. Yes.
Coach books
Yes
Just need to pay for the train when we get there
Yes
Um
Punchos
Sorted
Helen sorted that
Punchos
Are they Punchos or Punchos
Pinchos
Pinchos
Ponchos
Ponchos
Ponchos
I must wear a plastic
poncho tomorrow
What
Yeah should we have to look
The weather
What time do I need to get up
In order to run
And be ready
Unless I bar
How ready are you going to be when you do the pickups or you're going to finish?
Ready.
Getting ready.
Okay, fine.
Well, I mean, I won't say definitely, but it would be nice to be completely ready.
So when we come back, we can have a drink.
We do a TikTok, have a drink, and then set sail.
It says it's going to rain again later on.
Today?
Today.
Today.
And then it says it's raining till 10 tomorrow, which might work out perfect.
That sounds good on yours, because mine says it's raining and teary and.
before does it tomorrow saying that this is this is caused and i haven't even looked at
tumbridge wells so if anybody is interested we're going to um ridey i the radio you've
got been in here and farted by and left she was offended she was offended by a smell i don't
think no um we are going to summer at nashville in tumbridge wells i'm quite excited the
annoying thing is after we had booked that they then
released Guilford and Guilford would have been so much easier to get to probably but
enough of that what time does it finish 8 so we'll leave around 8 so we'll leave
around 8 train back yeah it's like not a big deal and then warm up it's not a big deal
it's fine you'll stay on to what reading or you'll come back to Colston I'm not
going to Reading so then what you'll come back to call I'll stay oh I don't know
whoever's wife just staying in Tunbridge Wells yeah just stay there no I'll probably come
back here this is probably closest and then what Uber up or bus Uber because you can get
the 60 straight to yours I think it is do you think I'm going to be in any mood to be
getting around another fucking maybe not mood but I don't think you'll be drunk drunk I
think you'll just be merry yeah on my own I'll probably force
Yeah, I know, that's what I worry about the most.
You ever been on a train when you're falling in the sleep?
Yeah.
And it's so hard to like, so I had to get up.
I was like, get up and move, mate.
I was like, you're just going to sleep through all this.
I get the pool up and it's like, every day it's like rain.
Rain.
Right, it wasn't last week.
Yeah, it's rude, isn't it?
It's like, oh, see all that effort?
Moving on.
It was good last week.
Yeah.
Right.
right hello everyone and welcome to middle-aged opinion i'm your host ellie and i'm your host
emily and today we are looking at petty revenge love a bit of petty revenge petty petty it's good to be
petty i think for the soul yeah i've got it in me 100% you're not very good at implement you know are you
no but when i do do it it it's good but when if i'm thinking about it it just doesn't happen no
is what you like feel guilty
yeah terribly but
when it does happen it just
it happens and I'm like
yeah I'm pay
I like to be petty
yeah
only if it's deserved though
obviously
or if I'm really really pissed off
yeah it my intends to come out when
you've like reached the end
yeah I'm boiling point of
I'm if going to go crazy or I'm going to be
petty so let's be petty do it right you're setting us off okay I'm starting with my
outrageous one I'm gonna go with mine as well tie it on start with the smart with
the filth it's not long no ultra rude douche managing director tastes my balls for
five years that's so gross so I'd throw up
So much.
Just the tight eyes.
I was like that.
You rancid human being.
Might be deserved yet.
We'll see.
I worked in industrial dry cleaning delivering towels,
towels, mats, linen weekly.
I met thousands of bosses.
He was the worst I ever met.
Just a foul, demeaning dictator who the whole
staff loathed, but hey, not my circus, right? We will call him MD.
Then I got a call. I got called into my boss's office. M.D. called and said, you were rude.
I had said, hello, mate. To which MD replied, that's a bit informal, don't you think?
to which I replied
I try not to think
and walked off
I try not to think
yeah me too
me and the boss
chuckled and moved on
but it stuck with me that
this cockbag
had tried to fuck with my job
over nothing
over nothing
it wasn't even rude
anyway
as it happened I changed his personal
hand towel
his only in his executive bathroom weekly and so it became a weekly ritual to swap his fresh new
hand towel after going into his stall and dry my balls thoroughly after the first week it was
either dry nut juice or fresh but it was steady nut juice also it was steady nut juice also it
His fringe had Tim Tams and Coke, so...
Oh, his fridge.
Oh, his fridge had timetams and Coke.
So it was always a good day Wednesdays.
Oh, maybe he's like...
I don't know.
Maybe he dries his hand and he's eating.
Oh, I don't know.
Or he's rubbing his balls on his Coke and...
Well, out the rim.
These bit filth, guys.
I kind of get it a little bit.
I mean, if I had a bullsack and someone was pissing me off,
would I think about it?
I don't know.
I feel like it, petty revenge.
I feel like he'd taken a little bit far.
Do you?
He only said, oh, I don't know what he said to your actual boss.
Yeah, well, he tried to get him in trouble.
We know that.
the boss of obviously his boss knows him well enough and just laughed it off with him but do you
like I don't know I don't hate it I don't hate it I'm not angry at you yeah I'm a bit like
I feel like you could stop now yeah you're dragging it out you're dragging it out yeah yeah
you're gonna get caught because you're you've it's been a bit too pay watch as him take a sip
of his coke gross
Someone says, this reminds me of an incident when I was a server as a bar and grill.
I approached a one top and greeted him with,
Hey, buddy, how are you today?
He responded with a cold stare and after an uncomfortable silence,
after an uncomfortable silence said,
I don't think it's appropriate to call me that.
I said, okay, I can call you whatever you like.
Would you prefer, sir?
Another uncomfortable silence stare, followed by, well, I certainly think that would be more appropriate than buddy.
What a knob.
I shrugged and said, I hardly think it's common knowledge that you've been knighted.
He did not like that response.
Yeah.
So he went in and he put his ball bags on your Coke.
I mean it's like common sense to not fuck with people that are handling your food
is it not why would
I've seen some of those films where they like hock it back
and then like fucking spit in the foods I die
I die I remember at McDonald's once I think I've told you this
and then they gave me the chips and there was like half in there
and I was like listen I don't need to be a pain and please don't spit in my food
We don't spit in people so I was like please don't like I'm so sorry but clansom more chicks because I was so hungry
But please please please please don't please don't. He was like we don't we don't. I was like okay, okay
But please don't. I love you. I don't believe you, but you know, I love you please don't do it
But um, yeah man
He's dragging it out too much. Do I agree with the method? Maybe a little bit not gonna lie
I'm like, but at the same time, it does make me feel proper sick.
Proper fucking sick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
Slap me.
Oh no.
Why am I on that one?
I don't want that one.
Calm down.
Okay.
Backing up, Emily.
We have, you want to steal my lunch?
Eat my period.
This might be taken it to.
That sounds worse than mine.
It sounds worse. Either way, it's all fucking from inside out, in it.
Right. This is the classic story about the asshole who steals my food from work from the refrigerator.
It was about 10 years ago and at least twice a week, my homemade lunch would disappear from the fridge.
The theft or the fief had the decency not to take the box, which I found empty or almost empty
every single time. I was new and quickly discovered by talking to my colleagues that it was the
work misogynistic jerk, which whom I obviously didn't get along with. He wasn't new to this
by the management, but the management never did anything about it.
Fine. I'm a pretty, petty person and I have time to spare.
I started bringing lunches that I put in the fridge
and I would eat a sandwich that I didn't need to be refrigerated.
After two weeks, I started taking everyone, including,
him about this new wellness method I had discovered and was following to the letter
collecting menstrual blood to eat. I even showed a video on my phone where I was
preparing a meal and emptying my menstrual cup into it. I am well aware of several
risk associated with getting into the content with somebody else's blood so rest assured this
that it was not true i just wanted him to believe that it was is it possible however that he ate
my feet dead skin yes it's it's straight so she was putting her dead skin in there anyway he took a
week off after that and our shed fridge became a safe place to store my food.
Okay, so she didn't really do that.
No, but she did add the skin scrapings from her feet in it.
I can cope with that.
It's gross, but I can cope with that.
But she recorded a video of, you know, like the vegetable cups and poured it into
food and mix that up on a video just to fucking teach him a lesson.
and I applaud you.
Amazing.
I'm glad it wasn't actually real
because obviously she didn't want to poison anybody.
But she scared him enough
into thinking that she was adding her menstrual blood
into the foods.
Amazing.
Good.
He took a week off.
That was dedication though, isn't it?
To her story.
Brings a new meaning to lunch, period.
That's top comment.
um and then people like award goes to you blah blah blah hold on dang it this is gold plate
upvote the amount of upvotes people are super fucking happy with this behaviour and I have to say
so am I yeah this man didn't just lose his appetite he lost his soul
good Lord I'm in love
you have developed a new thing
which has no name
poisoning someone is illegal
and immoral making them believe
that they've been poisoned though
that's the own crime
narrative award goes to you
people are like fucking yes
yes to all and I have to say
now I know that she wasn't doing it
I feel I feel better
but the fact that he must have
sat there attending that it ain't him eating the lunch
and gone home and tried to not
regurgitate everything left him
he probably had blood tests and fucking all sorts
I hope he did
but he did eat her dry skin from her feet
which also is fucking gross but deserved
I mean that is fucking rotten isn't it
imagine found out finding out you'd eating someone's crusty feet
I'd never stop throwing up
I don't know what's worse
the menstrual blood or the
or the fucking feet
I would throw up till I died
and then I'd think about it
and throw up some more
that would be my luck
what you're doing I'm busy
I'm busy throwing up
forever
that was a great story
brilliant
I bet she's like employer the month
amazing
he deserved it
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
And he still can't eat to this day.
It's lost a lot of weight.
At restaurants, they're like, what can I get you?
He's like, no, no, I don't eat when I'm out.
How do you like a steak?
I don't.
So very well done.
Black.
Fully black and birds.
Charcoal.
Charcoal.
Oh my God.
Gross.
But into it.
This one's a little bit gross.
Okay.
We both got gross today.
Not as bad, gross, but it's...
Oh, I saw the title, I hadn't even read it.
I saw the tit and I was like, that's going to upset, Emily.
Save!
No, I'm not upset.
I feel like it would have been a little bit more if she really had done it.
But even then, I still would have been like...
Don't eat other people's food.
Yeah, but she's right, all the risks that she could have created.
He probably could have sued her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, her DNA would be...
If it's America, then I think it's so fucking gross.
It's like the ball rubbing.
Yeah.
I mean, it's like, as a woman, you couldn't take revenge on a man by rubbing your tits or vaguenic because they'd enjoy that.
Do you see what I mean?
Whereas ball rubbing, that repulses everyone all genders.
Isn't it?
But period blood's a new level.
Yeah.
She's giving me ideas.
Don't fuck me off.
Do you be eating my ovulation juice?
I'm moving on now.
Fucking hell.
The Margarita song.
Okay.
Oh yeah.
Give me one Margarita.
I'm going to open my legs.
Give me two margarita.
I'm going to get rid of my head.
Yeah.
You ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
Glad you heard the song.
Yeah.
My upstairs neighbours do all the bad things.
Hold parties with people screaming.
Why?
Until 3 a.m.
dropping things, lit matches, onto my balcony, smoking disgusting cheap weed outside so I have to close my only window in the summer, blaring stupid music.
After I complained for like the 11th time, they started pouring water on me from above when I went onto my balcony.
So, one night when they were having their sad, bi-weekly, squeaky mattress growl up,
time
harder
instead of
burying my head
under the pillow
I decided to get creative
I
queued up
Marvin Gaze
let's get it on
on my phone
and held it to the ceiling
all activity stopped
abruptly
a few minutes later
they started up again
in a tentative
hirky
jerky manner
I have now become integrated, however, infrequently into their private time.
I've created a playlust titled Neighbours, which includes so much Barry White,
Roberta Flack, More Marvin Gay, A Little Springsting and More.
Have you heard the margarita song? It's in there.
I like to think I'm adding something nice to their mean steroid.
little life she's involving killing with kindness maybe oh my god kill me softly got to get that one
in the playlist yeah killing me softly with his dick kill him softly um yeah like it she's involving
herself in all activities not really petty revenge because she's not she's just adding to the ambiance
Although I wouldn't like the thought of my neighbours knowing when I'm having sex and joining in on that.
That would repulse me.
Yeah, I would hate the idea that someone's like playing music because they could hear me.
Yeah, that would really put me off my stride.
Yeah, literally, massively.
I can't bear the thought of anyone knowing when I'm doing it.
So everyone is on board with it, to be honest.
Yeah.
They're like, be petty, add baby shark.
Oh, then someone says, the Barney song too.
This is the song that never ends.
Do you know that song?
I think so.
It's from Land Chuffalo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about Noddy?
Noddy!
You know that one?
Or Alice.
Alish, who the fuck is Alice?
The Sesame Street favorite,
mana, manna, manna, manna, manna.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't think it's Sesame Street.
I think that's Muppets, isn't it?
Maybe.
Can't just read it, have to sing it.
Sorry, too late, I've read it.
You understand the assignment.
What about Madagascar?
I like to do it, do it.
I like to do it.
Someone says, don't forget, it's a small, small world.
The top 1% commenter put calm down, Satan.
Calm down yourself.
I think they were joking.
Yeah.
It's not even
It's not that bad
No, it's not
Although it would
As the person upstairs in the room
I'd be like
Yeah, I can't do this with you anymore
Someone says record the squeaking
Amplify it and play it back
When they are back
I mean, start asleep
Or watching TV
Or any time you feel like
When they've got guests over
Yeah give them the soundtrack
They give you
That's better
Yeah I thought that would be a good one
If they record and then when they've got their mates over
Play that full glass through the wall
yeah right ready
slap me in the face twice got my revenge
oh i saved that did you
yeah it's all right got my mom got it get it this was years ago
but we went to a rock concert and the crowd was electric
but called to each other it was mostly people in their 40s
rude and up and down on the floor
but no pushing and shoving everyone found their spot and were happy to enjoy the show
the little the little miss thine pushes her way up into the crowd starting to tell people
that they are too tall to be on the floor purposely dancing into people to get them to move
I hate people like that you know the type I hate people I don't even know your shit like that
when I'm out, mainly because I ain't got my glass and I can't see. My buddy and I made a little wall
of ourselves to shield our wives from that bitch. She even tried to shove me aside and said
my wife was her friend. Her wild dancing and flailing caused her hand to hit me in the
face, stepped on my feet multiple times and three or four people told her to calm herself
and to shut it down. A few minutes later, she hit me again and as she turned her back to me
to argue with someone else, I dumped most of my very large beers into her purse.
The three ladies behind us saw this and gave me a thumbs
up and laughed. About 20 minutes later, the girl reached into her purse to get her phone and found
beer soup. She tried to yell at people, but I indicated my beer can was full and turned my
back. She tried to get security involved, but they just laughed at her. After the show,
she was outside begging someone to call her an Uber because her phone wasn't working.
Maybe I went too far, but it seemed justified to me.
What do you think, babe?
No, I'm with him.
Would I have ever done that?
I hate girls like that.
So do I.
I can't stand it.
Just move away from me.
Yeah, go away.
But would I have done that?
I don't think I would.
I probably would have shoved back.
That's kind of where I would have gone.
Oh, I don't know.
But it would have been amazing to like and then be like, I don't know what happened.
Oh my God.
I'm not drinking.
Yeah.
The whole.
Oh, my God.
That's brand new information.
Right.
We were in a packed restaurant and this woman stood to leave but didn't walk away.
She stood there, talked to people and kept bumping her purse into my friend's head.
A friend was eating a really juicy piece of prime rib.
Finally, he cut a big chunk of meat, turned and dropped it in her purse.
We laughed for the rest of the night, wondering when she was going to stick her hand in her purse and find the saucy meat.
So a lot of people do do that.
We'll keep that in mind.
Don't upset us tomorrow.
Yeah.
In such a way.
You know it's happening.
If you knock someone or feel a bag, it will hit your heart.
side like you know what you're doing yeah so deserved deserved hate people go baby he couldn't break my 10
euros and cussed me out so next time i paid in one and two cents bed place pay yeah but i like
that you've seen them do people do it when they get parking tickets and that like fuck up with
one piece you can't pay with that yes i can face money it's money it's currency that we still use here in the
we look take it you have to take it have to and then they record it put it on the internet
and I'm like ha ha and you do record it because then that's your proof that you offered to
pay and they did you did pay you walked away you left the pennies the money was there if
they didn't want to count it up it comes out of her paycheck mate it was a woman that's
why I'm saying her so the story goes a little like this my car broke down a month
and a half ago and I left it with my mechanic in the morning and decided to take
a slow up but way more cheaper route to work public transport I entered the bus
approached a driver and asked to buy five bus tickets all being 80 cents while handing
him a 10 so this is euros yeah I don't know where they want someone who I'm
assuming that that's how many he's going to need to travel until the
bags okay I see what you mean like five days you know you can in euros in Europe
you can buy books yeah right so all being 80 cents each yeah so all under a
pound so what he he would need to change it up so what five euros in a little
lose change he opens his bag and so he only had one to sell and started custom
me out for handing such a large bill to buy a ticket. Got angry with me and sent me into the bus
without it. It seemed like a victory at first, free bus ride, but four stops later, ticket
controller enters the bus. Asked me for the ticket and I said I don't have one and as I
tried to buy one from the driver and he did not have cash and enough tickets.
tickets, the sell me one. The controller was having none of my explanation and ordered me to exit
the bus, which set me back 30 minutes, making me late for work. Since I had to wait for a
part to arrive for my car for the week, as my mechanic told me, I got an idea. I exchanged my
money for a one to five and five cent coin, and ten cent cent.
coins. Yeah. Next morning when I saw the bus and the same driver inside of it, I had a
a shit, I had a shit eating grin. Yeah, yeah, shit eating green. That's kind of, yeah. Okay.
I entered the bus and politely asked for a single ticket, which I promptly paid with a
mixture of one to five cents totally into 80 cents. When the driver saw the pile of coins,
he started arguing, I cannot accept that. It's too much coins and I have to count them.
To which I added, it's legal tender you must. While having the biggest room, he gave me
the ticket, I checked it at the machine and carefully walked to an empty seat.
Good.
Yeah.
I mean, I'd be paid like that too.
Yeah, but good.
I mean, he seems like a very angry bus driver.
Change your job, brough.
It's not working for you.
Yeah.
But yeah, no, I like that.
I have seen that before.
I do like that when people are like, fine.
Not a problem.
Yeah.
Have it in one and two euros, you prick.
But yeah.
I think the worst thing with life now is because we don't tend to use money.
very rare I have cash yeah very rare do you know what at school at work we're trying
to teach year ones and year twos about money and actually most of them not seen it
really yeah most kids now have not dealt with money they don't see their
parents dealing with money because they all but how do they get like pocket
money I suppose not all kids get pocket money we're talking about five five six
year olds yeah yeah yeah I mean it
it's sad really I like money they they do not know money yeah it was hard to
teach them about money because you also got to think they've learned to count
and now you're like right can you make me 62 P well yeah you're I was just
gonna say that is a massive way that we all learn how to count yeah and add up
and was they don't through money deal with money weird in it and you know they
don't know that they don't understand that there's a
1p, 2p and a 5p but why is they not a 3p or a 4p they don't get it but you can have a 20p
but there's not a 25 p but you go then to a 50p so where's all the money in between you have to
make the money with all the other ones do you know it's weird because you never actually think
like that when you're an adult do you no but trying to teach it this is when it's become
very apparent this year especially money now feels like monopoly money like it's not real
It's not real.
I mean, a couple of kids recognize notes, but not coins.
And again, they don't understand why there's not a one pound note, two pound note.
Well, yeah, because they're watching most things from America as kids do.
Everything is tapped.
Yeah, but you know, like, when they're watching America and they've got the $1.
But they're only $1.
Yeah, but my point is.
five dollar yeah and then you go so they've got a hundred dollar bill as well so have we do we
we don't it's very rarely used but we've got i had no idea it's not used and they and they
in fact i never see a lot of shots don't take 50s yeah because they it's hard for them to prove
it's real um 100 pound bill well it's not a bill is it would be be a note note
because we're English
can now
I've never seen that before
but we don't use them
and they're definitely being phased out
I very much doubt there's any new ones being made
I've never even
when I've like got larger amount I've never been
given or seen one in my entire life
first issued in
1987
for the rich bitch
yeah
you think of 50 pounds
I did win the lottery guys
I won 2 pounds 60
yay
Fascinating.
Right.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
My last one.
I signed my ex and the girl he cheated on me with for called Spooze.
I said.
Me and you have just completely saved all the same stuff today.
Okay.
Context.
I was with this guy for two years and he cheated on me for a year and a half with his girl best friend.
after isolating me from my family and friends and abusing me.
I find this amusing and it costs £8 approximately for 400 calls.
So it stops when the calls are used up.
Anyway, I used a two-way call app that spoofs their phone
to make them call each other because someone, the girl's best friend, now the girlfriend,
found a new number after a year with the spam calling on phone.
So I looked up good call pranks, found a site, and since last night, every two hours,
their phone spam calls each other like maybe six to eight times in a row.
100% believe I am driving them crazy as I can listen back on the calls and around the 6th call
she sounded pissed is this petty yes but it's a leg it's she means laugh also I don't care
to be honest he treated me like shit she knew he was treating me like shit and now
she's somehow found my new number so
So if they want to be dicks, fine, I'll mess with them back.
It's bringing me childish joy.
I mean, I kept all the messages, receipts on my laptop.
So I ended up having their number saved 10 out of 10 recommends,
especially after they poured ketchup on my car
and vandalised it more than once
to the point where
I had to install cameras
in my drive, I've been there
I hope they enjoy the calls
I'm fully into it
I'm fully into it
it's a non-harmless prank
Yeah but I feel like I've had that done to me
Not the calls
Yeah, emails
Yeah
But yeah I wish
I had been petty
To that particular
yeah the difference is they deserve this yes that's the difference here is they deserve it
but I mean people are like yay yay and then obviously now she's got cameras and
yeah and it is harmless it's not damaging anything it's not just their insanity
which sometimes people people got a play wasn't in place anyway no the best call prank I
ever witnessed was a friend putting an ad on Craigslist free goats then listing a friend's
number didn't realize so many people wanted free goats phone rang for days and people calling
and then somebody said unfortunately Craigslist makes you confirm via email first oh rude
yeah you just sit up a fucking non-email address yeah that's quite a good one free goats don't
piss me off people that would be so funny I mean I feel like I didn't do it you know
who'd be the funniest to do it to Sarah yeah and I tell you why because she
would put a message on the girl group going oh my god people keep ringing and asking
for goats I don't have any goats can you just visualize it I feel like you can
like Sarah would be the best to do that too in the group
I don't understand why you keep asking me for goats.
And then when you're like, it's me, she'd be like, ha-ha!
She would be.
Helen wouldn't answer the phone.
Jenna would get angry.
You wouldn't answer the phone.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I probably would.
I think I'd answer it the first time and then block the number,
so you couldn't even have the game.
I'm confused.
Yeah, but it'd be different numbers.
Yeah, it would be.
It would be.
I would probably answer. I reckon I'm I don't have a go. What goat?
Where are they? Where did you get my number from? Can I have a go? I want a goat. I'd never have to cut my grass again.
If I've got a goat. Probably not.
Why do you get a boat instead of a dog?
They poo everywhere.
Bucking all the animals poo everywhere. No, we can't pick them up like a dog poop.
Little poops. Yeah, but they're little round circle ones, isn't they?
but they still squish they're nuggets chicken nuggets no this one of their nuggets
and then I put that in my lunch meatballs
right I'm moving on meet the boss
it's Alfie tumble dryer
gay
gay yeah gone meet the boss
had a co-worker who was a total peon
Oh, I like that. That's a good word.
Eenoid.
Everyone in the office, and I mean everyone, couldn't stand him.
Let's call him Dick.
Fair play.
Our company, about 50 employees, was sold,
and when it was announced,
there was also a printed announcement disputed,
informed us that the new owner would be hosting an evening event
at the local restaurant so he could meet us and we could meet him.
The co-worker who produced the announcement used some sort of graphics program,
emailed the file to the woman who did our in-house printing and copying.
Her job was to print it out and to place it in everyone's mailbox.
However, she was sent the raw data file, not a PDF.
had to open it in the graphics application in order to print it.
This allowed her to edit it. She printed out copies but made and printed a special announcement
for Dick. The one that everyone else received specified that it was a dress-up affair,
meaning tyres and jackets for the men. The one Dick pulled from his mailbox said it
said to come dress casually and wear a company logo t-shirt she also changed the start time
on his sheet only to an hour later that it was supposed to start next day
since people refused to interact with him he never saw the official announcement only the one
that was uh was placed in his mailbox amazing my role in this was to make sure that
Dick's modified invite was removed from his desk and destroyed.
At the restaurant, dinner had been served, most suit jackets were draped over chairs
and we were all eating when Dick walked in wearing shorts, a company logo t-shirt and crocs.
Of course he was. He was a dick.
He was given a name tag. We all had one with our names and job title.
and shown to his seat.
The new boss noticed,
and when he was marking the rounds after the meal,
ignored Dick.
Three people were laid off in the next few weeks,
a normal thing when a company changed his hands,
and Dick was one of them.
Good.
Wow.
It's not that bad what they did,
because they still invited him.
Me, I would have changed the date as well,
and be like, don't even fucking bother coming.
No, I like this.
idea that you turn up late and casually dressed and
yeah because it showed like he didn't care
to the bosses it was petty it was petty i like it sometimes you've got to be
you've got to be babe sometimes people deserve it you can like keep stepping on fire
and you're going to get fucking burnt ain't you i've enjoyed today yeah it was uh what
someone says what was petty revenge for we're not told what he did but just that
you or hated him that's true but you have to hate some for a reason it's
probably a combination of thing grassing up attitude it will be something
there's always somebody at work as you know that is a problem yeah oh let me
tell about with that this raises so many bullying red flags yeah they
what the fuck did this guy do to get that treatment enough where everybody in
the whole company doesn't want to be anywhere
him, doesn't talk to him, came up with a whole scenario so they wouldn't be involved.
That is what he did.
So making out like he's some sort of angel and he just did something one time is not feasible
for the treatment that he got.
So I was like, no doubt getting someone fired is far, far, far from harmless prank.
He's had to be doing something illegal for it.
I would even kind of feel all right about this.
Okay, mind your business.
scroll on
Petty doesn't seem the right word
to describe this
I've just read worse
like calm down
you are the dick
come or get you one day
I disagree
wow I feel like
it would have been nice to know
what he did so we could justify this
as actually good petty revenge
but listen the actual idea of it
is great petty revenge
The thing about activating karma is you always have the chance of repercussions.
Because no matter what the karma, whether it's harmless like the phone calls,
thoroughly enjoyed that, or somebody ends up getting fired because of the prank
or the revenge that you put onto them, it doesn't matter.
There's always a repercussion to your action.
Why am I being electrocuted?
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I think that girl has got everything that you do.