Middle-aged opinion - Slutty confession

Episode Date: September 18, 2024

Today we talk about slutty confessions sub Reddit, that’s 18+ I have to admit we giggled all the way through like little children. Some of the stories are really disgusting so brace yourself, something different to come and dive in to what’s really going on in the world

Wow. What do you think of that? What don't you think of that? I think that girl has got everything that she deserves. Can you just snowboard? Can I just snowboard? I'm a little bit impressed, I'm not going to lie. Yes, I can snowboard. Yeah, I'm a little bit impressed. Yeah, I've been a few times. You know, I went the first time, I had no lessons, just I went with Stuart. Stuart pretty much just went, I had no lessons, just I went with Stuart. Stuart pretty much just went, do this, lean that way, go, and chucked me down a mountain. I'm like, that's not even exaggerating.

And then after that, I went and bought all the gear. Oh, so you have all your own gear? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really enjoy snowboarding. I yeah yeah i really enjoy snowboarding i'm impressed really enjoy snow i think i've been like you know that fake skiing once i think i did all right fake yeah you know like what you just did fake snowboarding you're not on an actual not a real mountain exactly it's snow yeah so i think I've done the, I'm pretty sure, but I would have been really young when I'd done it. You know, love it. Love, love, love, love, love.

Let me get to my confessions. I am going to go a little bit juicy. Are you? Yeah, because. Not filthy. No, I can find that one. About drippy drips. Drippy drawers.

Right, shall I go straight into introducing? Let's go. Right. Hello, everyone, and welcome to Middle-Aged Opinion. drippy drips trippy drawers right shall i go straight into introducing let's go right hello everyone and welcome to middle-aged opinion i'm your host ellie and i am emily and today we are going to look at slutty confessions we'll start with i pick this okay before ellie gets in there, we will just point out that, yes, I did pick this one. Not for any other reasons apart from, one, we haven't done it before. We have not.

Two, any mention of any body part or function, Ellie cringes and I love that. Yeah. And I know that I go into hysterics because I'm embarrassed so I get embarrassed I feel like a little child actually when I'm reading it yet I'm not um approved in any sense at all yeah I probably am a little bit more approved than you are and that's why I don't understand my reaction because I'm like and that's why I love so emily we decided it was only yesterday that we decided because we between us we've had other things going on it's the summer holiday blah blah but anyway so um i got in the i got in the bath like i needed a bath i stunk and um i thought let me now i'm

relaxed i've shampooed my hair let me read through good i'm telling them so anyway i'm reading through and i'm like this bitch right because when you go into reddit and you go to slutty confessions let me tell you it's like being on a porn site i didn't know if i was horny if i needed to find a good story if she was just needed a good dicking and to flick the beam and i was just like yeah i was like on this so then i kind of because it did get a bit weird right so i kind of come off of that because there wasn't many stories on there anyway i've had loads i feel like i've gone to a different subreddit i feel like you should have sent it over to me okay yeah so but anyway so i've come out and i've put i've just gone i've just written many people lucky confessions and now i have my story so my stories are pretty much

from other places so after they send me the subreddit so i can add it because i feel like i've got the wrong reddit bit okay mine was like do you want to see my dick and then she was like yeah i want to see your dick and then someone's like can i shave your dick and i was like what is going on so anyway you are starting my darling okay i've already got the giggles it's awful i know it does make me happy though i'm gonna start with i use my sister's clone willie toy without her knowing i can't remember this is in slutty confessions okay oh my god sorry can you imagine it's filthy yeah go i hope she washes it so my sister is 20 and i am 18 and she has a boyfriend that she has been dating for about two years I had I had heard jokes coming from her room before before that that he was gonna buy her

a cloner willy as a two-year gift and a couple weeks later I overheard them again while they were in the process of cloning his willy. She wants to get a fucking hobby. I never thought anything about it other than the fact that I guess he must be really good for her and want something that can resemble him all the time but my curiosity peaked when I came home from class early since we got led out at let out early since it was the finals and I heard them in her room going at it and she was basically screaming from him. Of course my curiosity wouldn't leave me so next time my sister left the house I snuck into her room and found it in her nightstand and holy shit that weiner huge oh my god sorry i took a measuring tape to figure

out the exact size and and in length he was 7.3 inches and girth he was 5.4 inches jesus that is that is that's murderous surely it's around that's murderous that's outrageous it's like an actual head i'm not being funny you got a sewing kit somewhere haven't you right there it's got it there get it get it get it see that box we're just gonna we have to show we have to do the measurements have to show we have to do the measurements oh man oh there it is there it is right so what did we say in length length was 7.3 inches 7.123 that's not massive against my arm okay so that's not that's my forearm babe that's my forearm inside you forearm babe that's my forearm inside you i mean i would show you and what did we say five point four inches that's fucking monster spin it so it's circular that's good oh okay yeah yeah because i'm

like you're going wow no yeah inger so that's three fingers yeah i can take that let's find out let's really up so that is my forearm actually put it around my wrist i reckon that would go around my wrist you're just off yeah fucking hell that yeah okay yeah no decent i've had bigger. Okay. Okay, it's better that we visualise, actually. You've got an idea. Yeah, yeah, everybody's got an idea who watches the podcast. Since it was going to be a while since my sister got home,

I thought, why not try it out? No, no. So I took the cloned willy to my room, and I started pleasuring myself with it turns out I didn't realize that it was also oh oh turns out I didn't realize that it is also a vibrator mode to to it so to it so combining the size of it with the vibration I orgasmed harder than ever before I fell in love with my sister's boyfriend's wiener but since I won't ever actually try to fuck him I'm going to keep using my sister's cloned willy since I want to make sure I can keep experiencing that feeling over and over again. I actually think that she's got mental health issues.

I don't think she's thinking of the bigger picture of who that belongs to. Right, so let's stop right there. First of all, she's listening in on what they're doing weird second door she puts her ear up on the on the fucking door with a glass and listens to him having sex third she goes into a room doesn't know if that vibrate up first of all is she first of all she knows that that's her sister's boyfriend of two years yeah she don't know if that's been up inside her definitely has sounds like she didn't wash it and then she wants she wanted to know what all the fuss was about and

now she's going to take it from the drawer every time they go out so top comment was why not clone the clone willie then you will have your own this is did you write back i heard somebody else said this is how we end up with order 66 what's order 66 keep reading 200 000 units are ready with a million more well on its way. What? Check the activities I believe. Order 66. This was order 69. Sorry, I made a joke. Oh, Star Wars quote on this sub.

I love it. I don't understand it though. Right. Order 66 is a secret order that interacts clone troops. Oh. It's a clone. Yeah, it's clone, clone, clone, clone, clone.

Yeah, yeah. Because you know dildos are clones of men's dicks. Like, you know the porn stars and all that. They all have their dicks cloned. I don't know what to say to you there's so many levels of wrong here that I'm struggling I mean it's proper gross I think if we took away the fact that he's her girlfriend sister's Yeah. I mean that is the only wrong part really isn't it? Really? Yeah I mean not to mention um she took it out of some another woman's dildo babe. That's like not hygienic. Someone put a copy of a copy loses resolution a photo of a photo all right uh

is this through experience my darling do we know this for sure it's disgusting oh my god i'm a little bit disturbed by it if i'm honest oh I've got more oh no no oh right I was like no this so this also got um what's this what's this thingy what's this thingy called it got deemed with no regrets yeah well I think that may I feel like I was on that subreddit I'm so confused why I didn't have more than four stories oh I had I mean I scrolled and scrolled mine stopped at four unless obviously it wasn't loading now I'm thinking it wasn't loading there are quite a few of you out there that had I'm gonna quit something to say right hold on bear with so you're up babe yeah bear with us bear with us right so I'm going to start with the

confession confession I'm 28 and I've never had sex help I don't masturbate or watch porn either and never have. I've been in relationships with women starting when I was a teenager but every single one of them has never made it past a few weeks specifically because I was never interested in having sex or doing anything sexual. My last girlfriend got upset with me after a month together because I would never intentionally start kissing or sexually touching of any kind. And honestly, it's not that I don't want to make her happy. I generally forget that that's part of being in a relationship and it seems like because I'm uh mass m-a-s-c mask mass I don't know mass and into femme into femme women, they all want me to initiate things.

What did you say? M-A-S-C? Yeah. They want me to initiate things instead of going for what they want. I think if I had a partner who tried to help me get into it, I would do whatever I had to to keep her happy even if I didn't enjoy it but I've never met anyone willing to do that for me I'm not saying it's wrong or any of that or any of them it's except it it except it from me first but I do kind of wish I got a bit of patience back especially when I work

up the courage to admit I've never had sex before even though I'm almost 30. The only thing I have going for me is is I'm damn good hunger and will willingly give gentle cheek kisses oh I'm a damn good hugger I spoke that wrong does anyone have any advice on getting over this or having a successful relationship is this just how it's going to be forever this is a guy this is a man doesn't masturbate doesn't watch porn seems asexual so my initial thought was maybe this person is somebody that actually possibly is looking for more of an intellectual connection to then be able to... Work his way up to having a sexual relationship. Yeah, like there has to be a bigger connection before the body connection kicks in well he said some somebody top comment is i'm an asexual lesbian which is what i think

he is asexual no sex drive at all um 27 and never have had sex i haven't even been in a relationship i don't really have any advice just wanted you to know that you aren't alone. I mean, maybe those two. Yeah. Not OP, but wow, I'm almost 25 and thought I was alone. There seems to be quite a lot of people. And that's okay. Somebody said your best bet is to date women who are asexual um it's totally possible to meet

someone asexual uh who is perfectly happy not to having sex in a relationship my girlfriend is asexual i'm not and we have and we have a perfectly satisfying intimate life without sex. I won't say it won't be harder to find someone who doesn't want sex than someone... Can you imagine not having any sex drive at all? No. Me neither. No. Because it never changed for me after kids either I mean it didn't for me

I through some of the shitty bits that I've gone through that's a bit different I've been at quite a low place where I've literally lost my sex drive but it's not me losing my sex drive it was everything else around me

that's like emotional turmoil emotional but yeah actually it never went away it was never not there yeah i mean there's nothing there's nothing wrong with him i do think that he needs to focus on women that are asexual and then that way they decide like you know they might just have sex to reproduce etc yeah i'm pretty sure there's there's got to be an app for that no no offense but then there's an app for everything else yeah it's got to be if not you're just giving the game away we could have made a fucking fortune sorry there's 49 comments and everybody seems to be well there's 49 people right there for you and And then somebody said, well, sex does not guarantee orgasms.

Try masturbating, which will also prepare you for good sex and you can definitely tell if a woman is good. And then you'll actually know whether you'll enjoy it or not. I suppose so. If he's never masturbated, which I would have thought would be

quite normal yeah like even you know just the experimental exactly just the

experimental what does that feel like am I saying he and it is maybe a woman no it doesn't

say oh no masturbating no in general I don't know and that mask is it insinuates masculinity but yeah it doesn't mean that you are male yeah not everyone says flicking the bean like me no no they don't no they don't Which I think is more appropriate. Over to you.

All right. I'm back on slightly confessions. I, 34, female. Oh, I read this out, didn't you? Had a cum-glazed frappé at the coffee shop. Makes me want to throw up in my fucking mouth. I mean don't know how i feel about that my coffee it's absolutely disgusting salty coffee caramel sorry right this also came under no regrets yeah no regrets hey all hey she's chirpy she's chirpy one 34 rather curvy female here as you may know by now lol i wanted to share something this time about when i met with my hookup at this coffee chain. It was one of the remote locations on outer skirt of the

city. He was so in the mood and horny with our conversation and wanted a handjob from job from me there and then. I said no obviously as the place was full and they have cameras obviously that's why you said no. He didn't want to wait. Our table was fairly close to the restroom door wasn't locked. He just grabbed my drink and went straight to the restroom. He just grabbed my drink and went straight to the restroom. Five to seven minutes later, he came out and put that drink on the table and asked me to gulp it down. I noticed... It's disgusting. I noticed he just comes in it and it was a lot. The top layer of the cup was glazed with his sperm. I was a bit

hesitant initially but then gave a nice stir with the straw and just gulped it down all in my stomach i never went to the same location again lol but still but still she's a dirty fucking bitch i'm thinking about that day it's absolutely fucking vital comment my mouth's watering in everything for you i think that's disgusting i think it's fucking vile and disgusting come a chino could you have drunk that that's absolutely i would be livid i would have been livid i love a coffee i love a good coffee livid go and buy me a new one you drink it i would be literally fuming that someone had ruined my coffee so she goes in there he's like give me a hand job yeah randomly yeah in this really busy coffee shop she's like no she's like no

so he takes it comes it and she drinks it she drunk that that would have been warm babe that cum feel my wife's starbucks all the time she loves it it's disgusting that would have been salty. A salty coffee. Now that's something I'd pay happy money for. Literally, my mouth is like... So a little dash of cum cream. Was it delicious?

She responds, definitely. Was it hot? It's disgusting. I don't like her. People are curious. i couldn't be friends with her that's worse than the wedding story did he fill you up after that it's making me want to fucking throw up babe honestly i feel like it's fucking disgusting i would have asked you to add a little cream to mine as well. People are happy about this, aren't they? You're happy about it.

So on the bottom one, will you marry me? Sorry. I don't like that story. It's filthy. I personally would have been living. I would have thrown up. I would have been so mad. Yeah.

Not my coffee, babe. I would have been a Karen. Yeah. Not my coffee, babe. I would have been a Karen. I want to speak to your manager. What's wrong with it? He's coming. He's actually coming in. You just drank that. It's a bit silly for my life.

How it got to that, I'll never know. What went in his head and thought, oh. I know. And then what made her go, mmm. Oh, goop that down. That's what makes me feel so mmm. Oh, go up and back down. That's what makes me feel so sick. That's because she needed a drink. It makes me feel really sick.

She probably would have needed a bit of water after that. It makes me feel fucking... I don't want to talk about it anymore. I don't want to talk. It's making me want to fucking throw up. Go on. You're fucking disgusting. The shit.

Don't fucking keep reading shit like that i've got naked for strangers i've got in the subreddit because my phone had switched off 18 god knows what i walked into okay i don't really know how to explain this but recently i've been purposely getting naked in front of the window. I can't remember how it started but since my room is at the front of the house I make sure the whole neighbourhood can see me naked. I have a routine so I open my blinds and start to strip whatever clothing I have on. I purposely take my time and stretch as if as if as if it's all by accident I will start by stretching my arms out and standing on my tiptoes as my tits and pussy I then do this I do this twist stretch

which allows anyone who's watching me to look at my arse too my arsehole after my dramatic stretching sequence I will get a towel and slowly wrap it

around myself in there I will go for a shower and slowly wrap it around myself in there. I will go for a shower and then slowly get ready in front of the window. It's hilarious seeing the guys through my windows. Some pretending they are on their phone so they can get a better look. Some just can't help it and will stop walking just to watch i personally do it for them lol uh well that's my confession it's not the weirdest thing but it's my thing okay all right it's that comes through it's just like it be every now and then it's like i'm gonna gag That comes through.

It's just smacking me every now and then. It's like I'm going to gag. So she's doing a stretch twist. Yeah, I mean, that's a lot of body confidence. Yeah, that is. Like, I'm not knocking you. No, I feel like I can't knock it. I feel like you sort of might be shitting on your doorstep a little bit. Oh, my God.

It's the comments for me. Go on. Sounds like fun. Well, then try it for me. Go on. Sounds like fun. Want to try it for me? You know that's like some melting man behind his desk. My wife does. Even I did it once, actually, but not in my neighbourhood. We feel hot.

I don't know why. I still can't like honestly i'm still like damn i wish i lived in your neighborhood everyone would be getting a live sex show okay so he's assuming that he would go in and have sex with her and everyone would watch it he's obviously confident as well. Yeah, she's actually not offering sex. She's just showing you... It's like a peep show. Yeah, exactly.

Like, you know, in Thailand where you put the... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, you don't do that in Thailand. You do that in Amsterdam. There you go. I would get naked with you also. On the street as you watch.

And come on your pretty face. how do you know she's got pretty face well it's obviously assuming i mean who the fuck says that this is what yesterday right i was like what the fuck am i reading you're like ha ha ha ha come coffee ha ha that's all i got to say about that mom oh my gosh uh i'm with you with the she's got some confidence that's lovely it'd be i would love to have that confidence i feel like even before doing it in your own home you have every right to be in your own home doing that but just just be mindful that you that is the street you live on yeah and everyone knows what your pussy ass tits and face

looks like yeah and where you live it's yeah this is where you live and what's going to take it for someone to not get the wrong idea and think it's an invite exactly from not that she's doing anything wrong i'm just saying there are some fucked up people out there absolutely absolutely okay all right i feel like i'm slowly like moving on from yours although every now and then i go right i've done two a bit really yeah the other one i could take i mean that was just vile but it's the drinking the thing for me from some rando you're right it is a rant that's what i'm saying that's that's what's making me feel so ill would it have been all right if it was her fella?

Like her actual husband? No, I mean not in the coffee. You know what I mean? It's the coffee problem for me. That's the problem. That's like having like a real issue with it. What if you just like put it in your spaghetti carbonara? I'd still be pissed off.

Like that takes time to fucking make. Gordon, over to you. Come away from that story. I can't. It's like later I'll be listening. Come away. Sorry. Later I'll be listening to that fucking song on repeat going.

I know, she haven't done me a copy today either. I did say to you earlier and then you started going, let's do the TikTok. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Brian, do we live here right I fucked five out of six of the summer interns on my team I so far you've no problem whatever yeah God unless they were like young well intern generally are what they yeah but they're like uni leavers so So this has come under fantasy fulfilled. Okay, but it was a fantasy.

It's like everyone that walks past. Yeah, go on. You're due. I work at a very big company and our team always has a few college summer interns. College. I don't know. College inica is 18

they're still young it depends if this is in the uk they'd be 16 17 18 yeah so it depends where this is because if i was a mum i'd go and rip her throat out mate yeah right this year we had six girls throughout the entire organization over the course of the summer i fucked five of them there's they are the sexiest college girls i think i've ever seen all different shapes and sizes they made for a very interesting and diverse summer. They were all eager to get in some extra brownie points with the boss and I was pretty good at keeping things discreet. The last girl on my list works on a team furthest from me so I didn't get a chance to really connect with her but with two weeks left in her internship I'm hopeful for that I can hopeful that I can I introduced them to so many kinky things and they've all walked away having learned how to say it okay they've all

they've all walked away learning how to squirt eat ass or generally just step up their sexual game his ass a lot more he's wrong with this subreddit? I showed them to my friends and they loved hearing degrading remarks on what older men thought of them, which is my favourite part. Oh, my gosh. So these girls sound demented. So I have no problem too consenting adults. I don't care. But he does sound like a male chauvinistic.

Yeah, like notch on my bed. Yeah. Oh, she was number two. That was definitely number one. I mean, it's just like, it's very degrading. There were six girls. I've got two weeks left to get the last one in bed. Yeah, well, I hope you don't. Wow wow so it started out with i had no problem and now i'm all like

you made it something that it didn't have to be you didn't have to be chauvinistic eating ass what his ass so he likes his ass clearly learned something new squirting oh wow um we'll show them off there then what oh show them off see what i mean about the people yeah and then the other, there's only two comments, is fucking hot. We have a ton of interns at my work too. They're such a tease. Oh, it's the girls. Always is, mate. Mate.

Anyway. Next. Very, very interesting people. Fucked my boss before I left my job. Okay. fucked my boss before i left my job okay um so i'm 24 fucked my boss in the ass you had to find an ass what was my sweet i didn't know i found an ass one i think i found an animal farm one as well no you did i think i did no we don't want that one. Do you want that? No, we don't want that one. My boss in the arse before leaving the company. It... Oh.

It was her... I expected man or man. That's like fucking chauvinistic of me. It was her way of... It was her way of persuading me to stay. It didn't work out with the job, as the new job has nearly doubled the pay for the same hours of work. She basically begged me to stay

and whispered she would do anything to change my mind. He didn't fucking pay up, did he? Wow. So we agreed to meet up outside of work for a coffee i hope it wasn't that coffee shop i hope it wasn't that coffee shop where she told me she wanted to show me something in private we went into her car and she drove to a hilltop it was getting dark as we continued as we continued talking before she got me out of the car bent over the seat into the passenger side pulled up her skirt and said ruin me I fucked her off so good

she came everywhere I have never done it before. Ruin me. But I have, I feel like I'm getting louder. What? Beg me over. But I have a craving for it now. I might message her. What do you think?

You've done it dirty, mate. Done it proper dirty in all ways. Yeah ways yeah I mean he didn't even stay I mean I get it he's being given I just spat all over myself it's the excitement he's being given double pay somewhere else why would he stay oh my god she did the same things with the last eight janitors not janitor wow no he didn't write that. Sorry, that was a comment. Oh, I thought she was going to say shit. No, that's what made me laugh.

She got literally no. Top comment. She did that with the same last eight janitors who quit. Best ever answer. Oh, my God. She asked him how it was. He looks back and says i've had better oh my god i love the comments this week but i'm fucking brutal message her she's probably

thinking about you anyways my thoughts on it too, 500 for bullshit Simon. Don't really get that. Oh, okay, yeah, do. Fucking, that was funny. That comment, oh, people are out of control. Oh, my goodness. This girl's got no respect. It's just, I enjoyed that.

I mean, maybe she liked it. Maybe she was all right with it. Yeah. She must have been all right with it, babe. Otherwise she would have stopped it. I bet she was gutted she didn't get him to stay. I mean, what would you do then? What do you do?

You've just fucked your boss up the arse and then you decide you are going to stay at the work and then what? You guys don't look at each other anymore? Well, they wait for everyone to go home and fuck her more. I don't know. I don't really... I don't really know what to say.

Okay. So, I've just sort of scanned this one and I'm not i don't know i'm gonna read it anyway oh my god i had an accent no i'm not gonna read it then no no go go you do that one all right you said you scanned it now i did scan it but i didn't read it but i scanned it i was like I feel like you're reading it really bad. No, just the one I've got is really long. Okay. So I'm like, I don't really want to read it. Oh, that tickled me, that did. I'm a fucking child, I'm telling you.

I just don't want to read any of these arse-cum ones. Everything is about the arse-cum, isn't it? Yes. Oh, no. Oh oh no uh hold on oh maybe i will read it it's a bit gross i'll read it go on then like they're all fucking gross they're all a little bit gross but this one's slightly different to the ones that i've already read i am gonna do the animal farm one next because as soon as i saw the animal in it i was like i've got to read that to emily i haven't read it okay right give me this one all right so this one is one is wife attended high school reunion and it's been subreddit on hot wife hot wife yeah okay so i'm invested right i'm not invested in this i'm invested right my wife recently went to her 20 year high school reunion I'll start by saying my

wife is gorgeous 5 foot 7 120 pounds blonde and very fit for being almost 40 just rude why well we're not 5 foot 7 and we are 40 we're just a little bit shorter that's all okay her reunion was a few weeks ago and I had work obligations but and couldn't attend. She decided to go with a few girlfriends that she hadn't seen in a few years while I stayed home and worked. She graduated in a town about two hours from where we currently live and since we both knew there would be drinking she decided it would be best if she spent the night. I trust my wife completely but all week leading up to the reunion I felt a pit of jealousy in

my stomach growing and growing. I knew my wife was going to see at least three guys she had fucked in high school and one of which she lived with in college before we met the thought of her being there dancing and guys looking at her thinking about the times they had fucked her and what her pussy had tasted like my god your head went to something really dark there didn't it i? I mean, it's proper detailed, babe. Why is that what he's thinking about? I mean, it's proper detailed. Because that's what obviously all the guys are going to be thinking about.

Yeah. I mean, maybe they do, but maybe they don't. I don't know. Anyway. Made me so jealous. I couldn't hardly stand it. But the weird part was it also made me 100% absolutely more turned on than I had ever been. Because she's another guy's fantasizer.

I allowed myself to imagine her dancing and one of them coming up behind her and letting her feel... His erection? His cock against her arse as it got harder. He's imagining this. Yeah, I don't know if it's turned on by her or the cock. Yeah, go on. Then whispering in her ear, remember that night in my car you were amazing as she let she let her hand go behind her back and feel their hard cock the cock giving it a good squeeze and saying yeah we had some good times good time he just imagined that that's his imagination yeah and he's writing it down as well yeah yeah yeah this is we're not judging yeah okay sorry yeah the night after the reunion where my wife

had gotten home i was so horny i was about to explode we both had a few drinks and quickly one thing led to another and we were fucking each other like teenagers. The thought of all those guys looking at and talking about my wife had me insane. I took my hand and for the first time in 18 years of being with my wife, I choked her. I could tell she liked it as she put pressure with her neck against my hand. I rolled her over and slapped her arse harder than every... It's really graphic. It's like pornographic.

I told you in the bath I was like, this one's different from the ones I read before. Sorry. Yeah, and slapped her ar the ones I read before. Sorry. Yeah, and slapped her off harder than ever before, then got her up on her knees and took her from behind, and still with my hands around her neck. As I thrust in and out of her, slow at first, then harder and harder, I said, did you see any guys

at the reunion that you had fucked she just moaned and didn't answer as I continued in in and out of her I slapped her ass and said again how many guys were there that you that have felled this sweet little pussy around their cock. By this time, we were both close to coming, and she still didn't answer, but was moaning louder and louder. That's because she wanted you to shut up. And her pussy was getting wetter. She was turned on.

Than it ever had been. I asked one more time, did you see any guys you have fucked? How many were there who have their... How many were there who have had their cock in your mouth? She screamed loudly as she began to cum. Eleven. She screamed 11! 11!

11! 11! I instantly came inside her as I slapped her one last time and said, I bet none of them fucked you like that, did they? As my cum... She went, nine of them too much shit i'm trying to like take the heat out of it as it leaked out of her it was the best sex we'd ever had and i learned something something two new things about my wife that night

one she liked to be choked and two she was a slut in high school each to their own they seem to enjoy it good I'm happy for them I mean it was very pornographic there for a little while top comment she didn't answer the first time because she was busy counting she was like how many safe to say oh 365 students oh my god fucking hell mate i got a bit fucking raunchy didn't it oh? Oh, my God. So I'm going to call you just right down with this fucking next one. Right, go on then. Good, I'm glad. Like, they found a new kink 18 years later.

I'm glad there was a bit of humour in there. Yeah, yeah. And 18 years later, they will, they're just finding themselves again, which is good. Okay. This is an awful one. Trigger warning. Animal abuse. Okay. No no i really don't i hate anything to do we're just gonna cool us down babe because

it's gonna heat me up i'm measuring right girlfriend 23 female confessed to me 23 male she had sex with her dog now i'm not laughing because i approve i'm laughing because emily's reactions make me laugh my girlfriend confessed we're going yeah we have to go after that. My girlfriend confessed that a few years ago, her ex-boyfriend convinced her to have sex with a dog to satisfy his fetish. There's a lot of... She's still very torn up about this.

I mean, it's disgusting. And I'm the first person she has ever told and you shared it with reddit now everybody knows and we're doing it on the podcast so everybody knows yeah i don't know uh i love her but i can't look at her the same way i don't know what to do how do I continue how do I continue from here there are comments there are edit so shall I jump to the first comment or do you have a comment there's not really a lot you can say it's worse than the cup of coffee what a dirty I've got no words it's disgusting I hope they have no pets

so top I didn't even think about that just like fucking hell right anyway I thought you were trolling man the positive is at least even fucking Hattie's crying, at least she trusts you more than anyone else to tell you about it,

even more than her therapist. Also, if you guys get through this, I think you're solid. Although it does occur to me, why did she decide to tell you? Does he have pics or video or videos of it and she's afraid that it would circulate and hurt you if so brace yourself bud you seem like a good guy makes me sad to read this okay so is this yeah right so he's actually the op is written back this is six years ago okay does that make you feel any better no me neither i don't really remember how to come up i don't really remember how it came up in the first place yeah how does that conversation start

yeah nor could i come up while you. While you're eating your McDonald's? Literally. Oh, by the way, this one time at band camp. Yeah. How it came up in the first place. But she told me a few weeks ago, tonight we were talking about it because she thought... He was going to leave her.

Because the thought wouldn't leave me alone. I brought up how angry I am at this guy and asked if I have to worry about him harassing her or anything because he sounds sick enough to do it. Well, it turns out there's a video and he has sent it to a few of her BFFs. After him... After...

Oh, a few of her boyfriends. After him just to ruin her life. All right, how do we get it? I've now seen this video. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. oh my god oh my god i was able to mostly handle just knowing about the act but actually seeing it is what led me to needing some advice tonight i think it's actually a criminal offence. Okay, I'm going to go to the edits before I then see down if there's any more. Edit one. Thank you for all your time and advice. It's 5am and I need

some sleep but we'll be checking this later. I'm at work so can't really read. This is edit two. Really read or respond to comments yet. Be home in a few hours. And I've been replying to everyone I can. Edit three. Replying to so many comments as I could. And hopefully cleared some things up. Again, thankful for all of your offered advice and sympathy if anyone has

any questions or advice please feel free to message blah blah blah so i want to see what else he's put okay here we go so what i've just said okay so this is the same person who wrote to him the first time can't make it go away but i wouldn't have watched because it would just hurt that i i mean i think i'd be done anyway just from the story well what's the law for harassment where you are because if you receive this video or someone maybe just legal legallyenced this guy. I bet she wouldn't want that. Do you know the Formula One driver, Michael, whatever,

his brother, if I have the right, whatever, married a porn star, I think he just loved her enough to forget her past. Blah, blah, blah. It's boring. US law applies. Not sure about the state law as I haven't looked it up yet. So far, there's been no contact from him. Video is posted online. No.

I tried reporting the video, but the link doesn't work. Pretty shady site. maybe the black web this qualifies as porn revenge according to who is it appears to be hosted out of i'm not even going to read the reddit case the web in case people go looking for it. In some states, that's, that it's illegal to abuse animals. It's just something more disgusting. So, I don't know. She could face criminal charges.

I mean, that took a fucking turn, didn't it? It's just absolutely fucking disgusting. But I had to read it. Yeah. I think there's definitely laws against that. It would come under annual cruelty. I'm pretty sure. I think personally...

And if they're right, they fucking should be. She needs to report... It needs to be reported. Whatever the consequences mean for her, it needs to be reported. If she doesn't want it to keep circulating and if she doesn't want this person to have that power over her yeah then she needs to report it yeah should this guy stay with her I mean I I don't I don't

I don't know was it done through animal cruelty yeah it's animal cruelty yeah it is but why did she do it because of this ex to please her

and she wanted to please somebody he was the one that fantasized about it yeah so i'm not saying she's a bad person i mean she's not a fucking sane person she's not right in the head because if someone asked me to do that to fulfill their fanaties i'll tell them where the fucking door is because that's not normal that's not okay that's not normal. That's not okay. That's not right. So... I don't know if I can move past that. She then went through with it and now this guy's using it to basically ruin the rest of her life

because they're not together. Yeah. Because he's got this on her. I'm disturbed by that story. I don't know if I could be with someone who's done something like that to an animal. No, I don't think I could. I just don't think I could move past it.

It would make me feel so physically sick to have any intimacy with them. Yeah, see, in my head I'm trying to justify why she did it not making it okay like obviously she did it because she did it to with this guy should this guy stay with her for me i wouldn't i don't think i could i wouldn't right let's move on from that give me a funny one oh my god another one i'm yawning we'll do two more one for you oh no you finish us off take us take us away take it make us happy though yeah will we laugh i've done not we don't want to finish horny and we don't want to finish throwing up i've read all i've read all

mine so hang on oh okay it's we're flying through them today do you know that? I know. Even the Matrix we flew through. There's not really a lot to say about this than your own personal thoughts. Catch up with me. Okay. So this has come under fantasy fulfilled. Okay. So this has come under fantasy fulfilled. Okay. I already think it's a bit weird. Good. So my BF.

Does it involve animals? BF. Best friend. Best friend or boyfriend. Either or, we decide as it goes. I think it's boyfriend. Maybe. Had his buddies over for a sports watching night. over for a sports watching night. As usual he had me, 22 female, serve drinks to his buddies and him all night and he has me dressed real slutty like a mini skirt hee hee. My

sister, 19 female, was visiting so he said to get her in a slutty outfit too to help serve the guys she is even sexier than me and has bigger boobs so the guys are giving her all the attention which made me jealous what the fuck the guys gave my boyfriend some money and then he had my sister do a strip tease for them and she ended up naked. Oh dear. My boyfriend then collected more money from the guys and he has my naked sister do lap dances for the guys. I was getting wet watching because she was so hot doing the lap dances. My boyfriend made like $800 from the night. After he sent his buddies home, he kept my sister naked and she gave him a lap dance and started kissing him and they made out with each other i was jealous

but also wet so i started rubbing my pussy i hate that word while my boyfriend started fucking her okay she saw me rubbing myself and said damn girl you're a slut as well as you fuck her boyfriend yeah yeah carry on she's a slut I'm with you yeah yeah yeah I'm following it then he had me suck his cock after he fucked her and it would and it tasted so yummy with the other whores pussy juices on it he came in both our faces and he said we're both his whores now me and her licked daddy's cum off each other's faces now now um okay there's no comments no one had anything to say about um first of all that's your sister second of all your boyfriend cheated on you and now he's daddy i don't know what to tell you i say let him crack on with it he's so hillbilly I don't like it

I don't like it either it could never be me but they're alright daddy fucking hate it I mean that fucking took a turn it's the way

it's the way it's the way it's the way it's the way i read it it's the way it's the way it turned to then he made her i that is this i are we in a war like what power does he have over these women so first of all have them make money and then have sex with everyone your girlfriends um i mean is it just me but i feel like if we were in that scenario yeah i feel like i'd be battering him like who do you think i don't know anyone that would go yay and strip down i don't know anyone that's we're a different generation babe i don't know anyone that's stripping down and lap dancing 12 different blokes unless you'd hire them to come and even then

come but and even then they don't get their pussy out out they might show their pussy i feel like that eight hundred dollars isn't his yeah but he ain't giving it because he's their daddy now i don't know i don't really know i don't know and on that magical note i feel like we should leave that there yeah we're gonna leave that there just quickly before we go pop over to a reddit leave us your stories comments whatever like i should have read this one oh what was it save it he fucked me minutes before he declared his wedding vows to her shut up save it it's under cheating yeah save it you know what i'm not about cheating don't like that no i love a good cheat one that uh aggravates you're gonna read it i don't know what's the other

thing i'm gonna save it yeah saving it we We'll do that another time. For another day. Right, my lovelies. Until next time. Be good. Be clean. Yeah. Let's... Dirty motherfuckers.

Let's not do most of the things on that list. Some are okay. I'm into some of it. Not the coffee. Just not into the coffee at all. No cream in mine, please. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Wow. What do you think of that? What don't you think of that? Well, I think that girl has got everything that she needs.