Middle-aged opinion - Uber eats slightly confessions and a happy New Year

Episode Date: December 31, 2025

Happy New Year everyone we hope this year brings you happiness and joy welcome back to another episode of slutty confessions

Wow. What do you think of that? I think, what don't you think of that? I think that girl is got... Something to show. Yeah. No, I think 26 just... I want us to do something.

I want to go to Scotland, man. But I don't think the girls are going to want to do that. On a dog walking expedition for a week. Oh, I don't know. If Sarah's going to have a dog now. She might. Her dog might die, though. It's a doodle, isn't it?

What is it? A loodle. A loodle. A doodle. A doodle. A doodle. doodle do I knew she'd get a stupid dog like that stupid dog like that do you know

I was a suspect thing and they were all like what wouldn't you get chihuahua bulldog and a doodle and then people were like what kind of do any fucking doodle they were going I don't know why though um they were engineered maybe that's why yeah maybe

they are completely engineered I know, but they were supposed to be engineered so that people could have dogs that are allergic to them. Hyperallergenic. Yeah. Let's have a quick Google. What's the problem? Let's Google a doodle. What?

What's the problem with them? The problem. I still can't believe that I've ended up with that dickhead. Yeah, you can. He's a lot of work, baby. It is like having a toddler all over again. I believe you. I mean, I was like that, but she's not even half a little.

even half your fucking thing but I feel like I want us to do this is what I want us to do what we're doing I feel like health issues one day every week one day every week yeah one day let's make it a Wednesday or something I don't know we put on no let's do a weekend that'd be better we put on a fucking whole outfit okay and we post it and this is my outfit and we just so we are going to dress up and post ourselves just dressed up yeah like how other people do this is my outfit for today and where are we posting this on middle-aged opinion yeah so probably on the days that we get together a Friday then

but you do your little video here and I'll do my little video here we don't have to have that day where we're actually what I'm wearing because I wear the granny outfit the day you wear hills or the day you get hair up yes me too okay or you know Today I'm wearing my dancer outfit. I mean, this feels quite boring. But it won't be boring because it won't be our usual pajama wear.

It will be today I'm fucking dressing up once a week. Oh, you mean dressing up, not just getting dressed. Get dressed. I'm like, you've got up, you've put the dress on. Something that I haven't worn in a long time or something. Wear the skirt. Wear the top that shows your stomach. Put your hair up.

Just something different. Different and... Like a real effort day. Effort Friday. Oh! Even when my knees are. Okay. And then, so what about doing something?

I don't know if we can do something. Maybe once a month. Yeah, but I'm actually... I feel like I want to actually do something this year. Explore a little bit. I mean, I haven't really sit and saying that I'll probably be working by then. So, let's look at March, June. Yeah, when it's warmer.

September, that's three. Yeah. So it's every third month. Yeah. Let's do a weekend away somewhere. Yeah, just something different. I desperately, I desperately want to do... We could do a weekend in Wales, a weekend in Scotland, a weekend in Ireland.

I'd love to go back to Ireland. Top of the morning, tell you. Do you think they let me talk like this the whole weekend? I'm sure they'll let you do whatever. And there'd be, who's this fucking cons? I feel like I could change then. we'll be like don't know I don't know I've got family we can go up to Derbyshire um that isn't even Wales Scotland or Ireland

I know is that near the Moors I feel like it is there's a whole chunk in the middle of England that I just it's amazing yeah Yorkshire all of that and I've got quite a bit of family everywhere we don't do anything right let's do March, July. What did I say? March, June, March, June and September. Yeah. And, and. Yeah, before life begins again. We've got three months in this year. Yeah. Or next year. Let's find something not too proper. Do you know, you can get a train all the way to Amsterdam? Yeah. I have no idea. Yeah. But the most expensive part of it is getting out of England. once you're in Europe they're trains are like eight euros whereas here it's like five hundred and sixty three i looked at the train from here to there it's cheaper to fly to Scotland yeah but i ain't got a dog passport and all that so that's not an option so i reckon drive

yeah yeah i have to take my car in case yours breaks down true story i'm not getting It's like in Scotland, you fuck right off me. It's a wee bit, chilly. Right. Well, if there's a group of us going, like to hire a mini-guards. It'd be really not, I don't know where I've gone on there. It'd be really nice if all the girls came.

I would have a right laugh. It would be good. Just random pubs. Yeah. We can do, like, waterfalls and pools and stuff in Wales, because they've got some amazing scenes. I think I've only ever driven through Wales, so that would be cool. Wales is beautiful.

France, I've still never been to France, man. Germany would be cool. I'd love to go Germany. One of girls at work has just gone to, like literally, I think, yesterday. Sarah from college has gone to the market in Germany. Yeah, and she's gone. I was not like massively jealous. I wonder if it's as expensive it is it fucking is here.

But I keep seeing Lapland ones and people like, don't. bother. No, Germany ones, I reckon are the best ones. I don't know, I've never been, but nor have I, but I used to go to Germany. What I can see, it's all about them. Russia, that would be another cool place. Why? No. We'd be fine. Why? What's, what's going to happen? What, what is it about Russia? I've just never been. Oh, no, have I? Why are you against Russia, but Germany's okay? I feel like you're discriminating against the Russians. Massively, yeah. I don't understand what's wrong with Russians. nothing wrong with russians

spruacken de Deutsch that's German we've done this the other week that is not Russian that's like moving on Afghanistan I'd be killed in about 10 minutes

hello everyone and welcome to middle-aged opinion I'm your host Ellie and I'm your host to Emily and it is coming up to New Year's day before who Happy New Year Mate, not be as shit as last year

Although I feel like this year's been all right It's just been a slow year Why it hasn't, it's been a really quick year I was gonna say I feel like it's been super quick Yeah, it's been slow Yes, it's been a bit Year before we were full of events

Yeah, it's been quite dull It's been a slow year for events I'm trying to think of anything that we've done Did we go back? We did go back in this, that was cool But other than that, I feel like it's been a bit drab yeah

lack it dry yeah okay today we are going to be looking at slutty from flushing you're kicking this off don't you

I love this one this was this was me by accident wasn't it I said I found something it's a little bit different and you're like oh my god this is Emily doing this and then you're like something

now I'm not it's my favourite because it's just complete it's the way it's the way they write it so glass yeah it's just blasé in it oh by the way I think what I'm doing it's like what me it's the comic because everyone's like good cow oh oh come you daddy let me piss on your butt hole and they're like okay sounds great casual yeah normal yeah let me just bend over quickly what did you say I shouted

sharted with pee and poo I redecorated my bedroom oh fucking hell mate it's gone completely wrong right go late night Uber I 25 female travelled to a different city

alone for the first time in my life back in August for a concert I had so many issues with public transportation being unreliable needless to say the concert went very late. My phone was on 5% and I was attempting to get an Uber or anything to get back

to my car where I parked an hour away. I finally found a bus stop with a map at least to get me somewhere. I wasn't even there two minutes when a man with an Uber light on his car offered me a ride. I took it. I didn't even dress slutty that day, just normal. All he wanted was to eat my pussy. He was foreign and we actually have the same birthday. Oh my God, it's like fate. He ate me out so hard, I had to tell him it hurt. But I reminisce on the thrill of a stranger picking me up. I know that's scary, dangerous but I am fine. I had a lot of different and new I had a lot of different and new to me experiences on that little trip. Sounds like it. Um, it sounds like he hurt. Like stranger danger. I'm, listen, two consent in adults,

absolutely fine. It's just a bit fucking random, isn't it? You don't get in strangers? She did, he was an Uber. Uber eats. Really is a thing. Listen, I'm all right with the story. I do feel like it was a stupid thing to do. I think it's massively fucking stupid. But she was happy to be like, yeah, yeah, help yourself.

Dinner. Coru. Whatever. I'm surprised they didn't have sex. Any comments? There's only one. It says DM me so we can chat about it. Honestly.

What's left to say? She told you everything. It's always like some fucking wronging, isn't it? Right. Let me start with this one. Female, 24 and very degrading to another girl at the gym and have never been so turned on. No regrets.

I had just gotten out of the shower and was in my towel getting ready. to get dressed with this boxed boozy brisket walks by and without even knowing me says wow look at those muscles good luck finding a husband first off i'm by and do fine with other girls but second fuck her for approaching a stranger like that i lost my shit told her if she's such a hot shit then she should drop her towel and let me see her much to my surprise she did as she as she did was told but as she did as she was told but I wasn't done with her pointed out every bit of work that she had done and everybody issue that she had she had that I could see why am I missing Okay.

She started to tear up, but I didn't care. I felt strong, got the rest of my clothes on, yelled as I was leaving. By the way, I like girls, and they like me just fine. The girl was shaking, but I couldn't believe how much that it turned me on after. Got back into my car and started playing with myself right then and there. The power! literally go me yeah one two three one two three one two three what do you think a clap you're proud of her can i get a hand clap by the way i'm back sorry yeah i think that girl

needed a bit of a telling yeah and actually when you do take power when you take control of a situation, it can be, you know, you can walk up and go, fucking how did I just do that? I don't know. I've never, I don't think I've ever walked away in and a wank, me neither. In fact, I then go through everything in my head, yeah, and have like, more anxiety run through me, and I'm like, shaking now. I'm like, that was when I go, oh my God, hell they come, I'm going to cause happens. Oh my God. Whereas me, I'm a bit like, was I too harsh? Do you know what I mean? but I'm never like like never

never not once have I been like going to wank that's one father I'm going to my car right let's see what Reddit said made her drop her towel roasted her fake ass till she

teared up then fingered yourself in the car still buzzing with the power rush this is that was a woman the way I would have followed you out of the locker room so quick you get it girl damn so powerful he he thanks was definitely feeling myself literally feeling yourself girl she her voice was like really off-putting I'm sorry I'm sorry she doesn't feel powerful anymore she is powerful thanks thanks just quietly when

When you see a woman who looks strong, it makes me weak. L-O-L. Hot. Oh, God. Yeah, it just goes on and on about people being like that. Oh, my God. You wanks. Okay, go on.

Okay. Sexting with my best friend's dad. Nah, brav. Nah. Nah, bro. That's too much, bro. Nah. You're out of control.

That line? Yeah, like massively. You jumped the line. You're like a fucking, what are those hair? What line? One line. White lines. Right, go ahead.

So my best friend's dad is like stupidly handsome. Yeah. I always thought he was handsome, cute. As a child. Throughout high school and such. But obviously it was just a hums crush. fast forward to college graduation and we're at their house for a party he pulls me aside at one point to congratulate me and tell me about how i've grown into such a beautiful young woman ah yeah we ended up talking for an hour

just us it was natural and we chatted over some whiskey it was mostly innocent but he added his number into my phone just to chat or stay connected. The first text was super innocent. A thank you. Then came there thinking of you text and more flirting behaviour. One night after a few glasses of wine I sent something risky. I asked him about his wife and he doubled down telling me how he's much more interested in someone young and fun nice he even told me how he always had a

thing for Asian women think things just kept rolling after that now I've been sending him risky picks or full on nudes basically every day fair play whether it's when I'm laying in bed bored or wearing something cute or if he's straight up, asked to see my tips. In return, he sends me picks of his big cock and tells me all the things he wants to do to me.

I think it's only a matter of time before that happens for real. She's going to lose a friendship. He's married. Just listening all the things that I find inappropriate. He's watched her grow up. I find that inappropriate.

I just, and this whole, I I like Asian girls. Move to fucking Thailand then, you cunt. I don't like it. I'm not happy. What do you think? Yeah, I'm mad at her. Imagine if you found out one of your friends was sexting your dad.

What would you do? No. No. You just don't know. I'd be like, no, I'd be mad. I wouldn't be friends of them anymore. Yeah, especially because of your mum, that's your whole life turned it upside down.

Yeah. Just because she finds it slightly kinky. that's all it is it's just a kink she probably don't even want to be with him it is simply a kink go on can i be another daddy op then says maybe oh um i have a thing for korean women just prettier than other Asian women okay okay hot confession no day it only time before you are taking it to the next stage what man wouldn't a hot young woman like you you're gorgeous and seriously beautiful how do you know that well now we need to click on her profile thank you you're welcome I enjoyed your story a lot winky face I there

hope you like Latin lovers too dear me baby Alice let's have a look I bet she's stunning but now we need to judge for ourselves because she's a home ripper Yeah, we've got doing a little bit. What she's failing to realise as well, if Karma sets in, she is, you've got double click. She is doing this now, but one day she's going to be older and she's going to be married to a man. And he then, if Karma follows suit, might do the same to her. There's no picture of her. Hang on, I'm just on.

I've now slept with him. It's the next post. Go on the post already. No idea. Why don't you go on there? You've broken my computer now. Oh no. What are other things?

These are just overviews. These are just where she's committed back. Maybe you can't, maybe it's locked. It's probably locked. Fine. I think it's quite quite safe to say she's slag

she's slick she's flat the streets vote the streets slag right let my friend's husband use me I know you'd like this one cheating

I'm 30 year old I don't come out really weird and don't know alright I'm 30 years old old from Mexico, but have been living in the USA since I was little. I have one frame

friend named Jessica who has confined it in me that she doesn't like having sex with her husband Mark. Mark is attractive and I caught the size of his dick when we went to the beach together through his swims shorts

which kind of turned me on. It was us three over at the house. hanging out and drinking about a week ago when Jessica drunk way too much and had to be carried to bed when Mark came back down I started to get more touchy-feely and so did he I led him to the couch by his dick undid his pants and started sucking his dick it was just as big as I had imagined it didn't take long for the sex deprived man to come a lot a lot in my mouth.

The most that I've... Not a lot. The most that I have ever had to swallow. He tried to apologise for coming so quick, but I stayed on my knees, giving him proper attention to his balls. It didn't take long for him to get hard again. I tried to sit on it, but he pushed me to the ground on all fours and started pounding me hard. I tried to be quiet, but let out moans.

The hunger he gave me made me come hard. He must have my pussy, he must have felt my pussy clamp because he filled me with another huge load. It's our secret. What do you think about that? She is a bad friend. Well, she's not even a friend, did she? Have you fucked my computer?

No, ignore me. Okay. I'm just, I'm just... Is it loading it? Yeah. Yeah. What do you think? The fact that she's so gleeful.

I think she should be ashamed of herself. She's for the streets. Massively. For the streets. I'm shook us. To the core. Do you want to hear the first top coin? This is from a woman.

Go on. Your pussy must still be dripping. He's come. Keep that secret tight. secret tight, you filthy temptress. Have you ever heard such a thing in your life? The pussy's dripping. Still dripping.

The fuck. Filthy tempteress. She's walking around with that secret on full load. People are dark, mate. Is this a woman or a mate? What is wrong? What is wrong? you fucking fuck up everything you touch man wow wow I mean that's to the core

really isn't it is it true yeah my marriage my friendship I feel like that wasn't that wasn't entirely on you why is nothing happening it's not even there you go fucking dribbler here we go let me give you some more you're welcome another woman in fact this woman I've seen

quite a lot today why Jessica why if I was you I would have I wouldn't have leave my hubby like that he deserves I don't know what she's trying to say

hot story but I assume you're still planning to keep fucking him or was this a one time thing. Already it was a two-time thing. Lead him to the couch by his dick. Fucking hot. Wives, fuck your husband or someone else will. Comment underneath that says yes, if you're not giving him your wifely duties, then don't complain if somebody else does. So what's my excuse? Just your pussy wasn't big enough to hold his massive dick. No? You wouldn't put bananas up your bum.

I'm copying up with suggestion. That ain't true. Your phagicus mazicus kept casting the spell. It was too dark. Right, no, get winking at other people. Oh, I wish it did. He should have. I guess I would have deserved half the shit. Anyways, moving on.

No, I don't like this. I think she's horrible. Yeah, I hope she caught crabs off of him. yeah no I hope she gave him crabs yeah and the wife would be like how did you get crabs my best friend has crabs some there is one one comment here and when what an amazing friend you are yeah I'm with that person I don't know if they're happy about it or not I can't tell magical magical fagicus fagicus fagicus magicus the perfect friend I don't know if they're like taking the piss or they're actually aroused by it and they're not like oh you've done a duty for your friend. I don't know if that's actually what is happening. That's exactly,

you know, gave her arrest. Someone said keep fucking him. Yeah, keep fucking him. See what happens. I don't think you'll have much left. I mean, cheating is cheating, but as long as you're good with him being a cheater and you cheating on your one friend, Jessica, your one friend. Well, you do you. You do you, boo. No, I don't think it is. I hope. jessica finds out and rips out your extinctions bitch yeah your cheap natsy stings fucking slag go on okay now 29 sending nudes to my co-worker female 50 okay oh oh it took me a minute to register what you had actually said to be fair After the Christmas party, the atmosphere was still light and relaxed.

There had been music, laughter, and a little too much mold wine. Later that night, when I was drunk and home alone, I held my phone in my hand and sent her nudes of my body and big dick. I mean, I like that he thinks he's not a big dick. If he does say so himself, I like to. I always had fantasies about her and find. and found her very attractive. It was something I had felt for a long time

but had never acted on or spoken about. In that moment, however, I crossed a line. I sent her a photo that was never meant for anyone else without thinking through the consequences. It feels so wrong, but it really turns me on and makes me so horny to think that she saw the pics. that's all they gave me as long as it's

I don't know as long as this is harmless this one and as long as she is all right to receive the picks then I'm all right

with this and he's big dick whatever makes you happy I don't actually have a problem do you no press on the comments

see if it opens something's happening It's taking its time. You've done something. I haven't touched it. She's fucked my computer. But no, I don't, this one isn't bad. I don't feel like it's bad.

Isn't it like she's married? I just wanted it be a bit more exciting. Oh, you wanted to see his big dick? No, I don't know. I just wanted to know how she felt about it maybe. I know. I was hoping that she was like, big dick. Big dick vibes.

Big dick. No, I've got no vibes. Okay, moving on. If you come back, we can go back to it. Slutty, glory, whole, whore. Normal. Okay. Mine's not coming up either, there you go.

I've just refreshed the page. Right. I sew this year has been crazy and managed. the crazy, I've been doing a lot of hookups. So basically what she's trying to say in English, that is what I've read. Yeah? This year's

been crazy. And I'm trying to manage it with hookups. It's going to be like this. That makes no sense. She's more dyslexic than me. Yeah? It's been so crazy I thought I'd add some more drama. I'm in a dick! This year, I think I have

fucked around 30 to 40 guys. That ain't a dick. mostly bear back I don't even pay attention to their faces if I ever see them I'm I don't pay attention

to their faces if I ever see them I've done dogging but I really like the glory hole it's hot it's at anal does that say anal and I love being fucked B2B

come dripping out of my cunt literally wrote Gunt Men licking it up Taking more Swallowing loads And being called a slut It's van so erotic

She means it's been so erotic I've even taken my breaks from work nights And men met Randoms to suck and fuck One night I parked in a parking garage And did a doggy sish I fucked five guys

all of them came inside me but it was like a fucking slip and slide that doesn't say that after slurping my pussy hard slapping my pussy hard with their cocks it's not me I was throbbing

just posting this I'm soaking wishing I had some come inside me how many more can I get what you think of that one minus the dyslexia slip and slide's an understatement that was me not her yeah it's an understatement like I bet it was like a fucking slip and slide up in there

like a fucking drinks machine bareback as well I know that I find quite concerning that's really dead she's gonna end up with HIV man that's literally what I thought when I read the story earlier massively dirty she's gonna end up with some SD that's incurable be a slum but

Just to do it's pregnant. Who's your dad? Could be any ones or no. Leroy. Leroy is not as good looking as Derek. I don't know what to tell you. Let me get in 9 inches, by the way. I would love to be a part of that.

Fucking men. Sounds amazing and then he's done 100% with squirties. with squirties and where can we meet up during one of your work breaks so she has an hour lunch and then she what pre-scheduled in a hour you know it sounds like see it's Bonnie Blue

cunt's been arrested isn't she yes but I don't know why because she's doing porn in the country that you're not allowed to do with barely legal men so happy I couldn't be happier and listen I don't like I love Rebecca Goodwin there's another creator I

follow I can't remember her name but she's from Australia and she is open that is her job like these women are open and I'm like great but this skank who I think was a bloke before um is trying to get barely legal teen boys and I think of your boys and she I just I can't stand her and she's like it's a you problem fuck your husband's or I Like, I can't stand it. Do you know what I mean? No, don't like her fucking skank. I'm glad.

She can face up to 15 years. I hope she enjoys every single one of them, mate. Enjoy that. Yeah. Yeah, gone. Sorry. I went on the tangent. Sex in nightclub toilet with two guys.

Say, play. Hi, I'm Angela. Hi, Angela. Back in days, I have brutal sex in nightclub toilet. I was very drunk and on Coke. Not Coca-Cola. Okay. And then I entered in man toilet.

Inside were two guys who were pissing in neural. I was feeling very horny and I couldn't resist my dirty mind. So I walked up to him and asked, can I suck your cock? Then second guy came to us and he asked, can I join in with you too? Normal. Then we go to WC. Cabin and in Cabin I suck them off

and we ended having threesome two. Normal. That's the end of the story. Put up my story. There are a few more details than that I haven't told but I have more stories. I'm 22 year old and I still ask myself How did I end up in this situation?

If you want to ask questions, you can DM me in... I'm always open for good convoes. Listen, she consented, I'm alright, but fucking hell, man. Can I excuse me? Excuse me, can I suck your cock? Can I join it? Yes, free for all. I hope you're proud of yourself, girl,

because I don't know why you're even writing about this. What's the flex? Okay. Why are you hating on her? Yeah. You're in slutty confession. She sucked cocked and then she went to a WC cabin and got fucked by two blokes. I mean, I've never been in a WC cabin before.

Yeah, she means cubicle. But I'd probably write cabin because I don't think I could spell cubicle. My story. Yeah, again. I'm all right with that. Yeah, I thought that was going to be a little bit more excited. Angelie, you're not exciting, mate. Angela likes to be fucked.

Leave the girl alone. How long has it been up there? She said she had more stories 24 days ago. Right, so posts, isn't it? I mean, to come of your whole name though. I know. No one seemed to be interested. They thought her story was shit.

Sorry, Angela. People prefer Loda Cumb. I feel like. That's a good name. Load of Cove. Load Her, we've come. Yeah? Yeah, and there was

Load of Cum. Right, that's it. We are done, mate. We have banged out the Christmas special. We did nothing. It was New Year's special that one. Kind of, ish.

What was the season in it? To be jolly. To be jolly. Stick a dildo up your best be. La la la la la la la. yeah we perhaps did not sing for you this year rude man we're excellent like follow subscribe for more content we will see you in the new year yeah 2026 and uh it's not even very long but that's fine bye guys bye later take yours

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