Middle-aged opinion - What are your icks ?

Episode Date: August 14, 2024

Today we talk about peoples icks we discover that there’s so many on the list it’s unreasonable! Although one persons preference is not another’s. Come and join us as we go through lists of icks and you can let us know if you agree with them or you have your own pacific ones, you can go over to Reddit Middle-aged opinion and let us know if you’ve got any stories or any icks that you would like us to include or come over to Reddit to tell us any other story. We hope you enjoy the episode. We have pulled two episodes into one one from the very beginning when we started the podcast and one from further on .We also have the full video on YouTube wave pulled two episodes into one we hope you enjoy it xx

So what's your opinion? Do you even have one? What gets you? So, ics. As far as I'm concerned, ics are definitely not red flags. No. There is a massive difference between, ooh, I hate it when they're narcissistic. Yeah, red flag. Everybody hates their narcissists Right And one woman's ick is not the other woman's ick

Oh no, but it will be Oh it will be, you've decided Because you'll google that shit and then you'll see it And you'll be like, oh this is disgusting I'm already disgusted What the fuck So I haven't done extensive research on this.

Okay, no, it's fine. But I feel like we need to end on a better note. I feel like I shouldn't have done that one, but I'm alright with it. It's done. So, you end with this, that cheers us up a little bit. So, I did a little bit of a mix between men and women. Okay, good. No, we should...

Generalised. Yeah, right. We should throw some women in there. No discrimination. No discrimination. generalised. Yeah, right, we should throw some women in there. No discrimination. No discrimination. When they text

hee hee or tee hee. Yeah, no, that is annoying. Could you imagine Paul texting you, tee hee? Just put the laughing emoji. When I first said Paul that, he said, why are you sending me pictures of you crying?

I said, no, it's laughing. I not i'm laughing so i mean i wasn't even laughing at all right but i'm like never ah but i was like i was like i'm laughing so much tears are tears are from my eyes but it was like why are you crying dickhead anyway so this is a real ick for me i don't like it let's hear it chewing with their mouth open yeah nobody likes that i mean that is a real smacking their lips no when they eat yeah no it's disgusting it's really you know some people have like a thing where they turn violent it's dirty it's disgusting. It's really, you know, some people have like a thing where they turn violent. It's dirty. It's disgusting. There's no need for it. Close your mouth, bitch. Yeah, gotcha.

With the up. So, overpowering body spray or perfume? I mean, it might be a nick for some. It depends what the smell. I don't think so. It's not a nick for me. For me, I feel like it's, what are you covering? Links.

A bit of links. When I go out go out I call well loads of perfume yeah Monday to Friday there you go I mean I smell like a brothel when I go out it's not an it was a deter and I love it like you know and when the boys or Paul gets out and then all you smell in the house is links yeah but that's a clean smell oh okay I'm not really sure what you mean we'll talk about it off camera oh dear oh okay yeah I'm with you yeah with you I'm completely with you yeah hiding something yeah with you self-proclaimed nice guy I'm a nice guy it's so annoying really is that not so you don't have you ever yeah i'm a good girl i'm a lady have you ever heard um i've got to tell you this story so obviously you know i went to bucklings last year yeah um with uh terry and

all that lot and obviously this younger generation is that they're like hello baby girl hello baby girl because they've watched it on that one i can't even i'm not sure if it's prison break or it's um you know that that tv thing and he goes oh baby girl no the the women are drug smugglers and he goes get in the car like yeah yeah yeah yeah smugglers and he goes get in the car like yeah yeah yeah he's like uh yes and he's like hello baby girl and then he goes hello baby girl and i went you know you sound like a proper prick stop talking to people like that do not say to another woman hello baby girl because it's honestly it does nothing it's all right go away little boy hello baby girl what is that about sorry i had to go on the tangent rude to service staff yeah i think that's a massive indication of who you are

yeah it's not a threat it's not an ick it literally is about your personality it really is a red flag that is a red flag huge red flag massive red flag you can't respect you have to respect everybody everybody everybody i don't care how much money you got everybody needs to be respected you're happy licking your lips to be sexy i'll be saying all the videos oh there's a tiktok i want to do it's where they invite them to a party and they go, do you want to come to a party? I want to be in the car and I want to be like, right, looking back like,

so we do that, we do that TikTok, that's why I said it to you. I thought that would be great. We make the noises like. Like a goat. Yeah. Maybe we should dress up as goats. Okay. We've got to take it.

Okay. Like chewing fingernails. Not an ick. I don't like how it looks but eating them personally that doesn't annoy me but then if you think about the shit that's underneath there it's rank yeah it is quite rank so but it's not one that i'd be like what about when they've chewed it off and they're still chewing that fingernail yeah that's gross i'm trying to think if i've seen that maybe it's just my personal experience.

I can't be fucking out. It's not even golden yet. This feels really random because I don't imagine too many adults doing it. But when you play crack the egg on the trampoline and the boy eats the egg. So do you know when you're on the trampoline and you're holding your feet and then someone's jumping and you're not supposed to fall over because they're bouncing? Never done it. Never done it. Well I visualised it and I'm like, eugh.

I feel like I'm fully into it, we should do it. You've never done Crack the Egg? Never done Crack the Egg, I didn't even know it was a thing. I'm actually visualising an egg, you've got some sort of egg and you've got to cross your legs and hold your feet and not fall down. And if you fall down what happens? You're out. But you end up bouncing all over the place. I don't think I'd want to see my husband crack the egg. I feel like I would be in a...

Children is fine, but yeah, adults I feel like it's... you're right, it's a no. Yeah. Men who want to be called daddy. Yeah, disgusting. I've got a real issue with... hello daddy! Daddy! Yeah, disgusting. I've got a real issue with it. Oh, daddy, daddy. Yeah, you sound like you've got an issue with it. Daddy, daddy.

Daddy. And you tune your fingernails. Oh, daddy. Turn the A. No, I don't find it sexy. It's disgusting. because I have a father I don't even call my dad daddy

it's the American yeah but I think everyone would be like daddy hey daddy I just can't imagine alright dad what's going on dad I'm telling you. Alright, Dad. What's going on, Dad?

Yeah, no, I don't. It's a joke. It's not a turn on for me at all. Unless it was like a multi-millionaire. I've got whatever you want. And he's like, do you want a million pounds on your back? I'll be like, oh, Daddy. No problem at all. But generally, Monday to Friday, it's not it's not yeah

it's almost random sweating when eating regular food yeah what is that about it's a bit gross isn't it it is gross i don't think everyone could help it though you know like hot food and that people start regular food just actually make It's a bit gross, isn't it? It is gross. I don't think everyone can help it, though. You know, like hot food and that, people start sweating. No, no, regular food. Just visualising it is making me feel sick. It is, isn't it? It is, isn't it? It is, isn't it?

I don't really understand what you're sweating about. Unless you're outside and it's a summer's day, I'll let you off. But if you're sitting around the dinner table today, like we've got a heated blanket on and you're pouring a sweat. I'm not pouring a sweat. No, I'm just saying. You're burning my leg off. I told you.

But the pillow. Men, look. Some bitches can't even be happy. It's a blanket. Do you want to swap rounds? No, it's fine. You stay there, mate. Yeah, go.

Men. This is universal. I've pulled out a lot of men for some reason. I haven't had any women talk to you about it. Oh, it's the egg thing. Is that the only one you have? No, sweating. Women do that.

I've never seen a woman. We glow. I've never seen a woman sweating. Or playing eggs. Sorry. Men who call their dicks todger. I've never heard that. Sit on my Todger. I don't know why I'm Australian. Sit on my Todger mate.

23 times I told you to sit on me Todger. I don't mind it in the Irish way. If he's Irish it's alright. Sit on me Todger. See that's Irish it's alright. It's alright. It's alright. Say Tommy Todger, you see that's alright you can get away with that. I'm like your what? Yeah, Todger. See the who? Tod, who?

To, who? Yeah, no, I don't really, I've never heard anybody say that ever. Girls who have an ick list. No, no don't. No, I'm over that. It's not an ick list. I'm over that one, yeah. Laminated.

Laminated. I'm over that one. Laminated. It's just... We could do laminated. Yeah, laminate. Anyway. Chilling or walking around barefoot. I didn't find that an ick.

I like being barefoot. Where't find that an ick i like being barefoot where barefoot where are we talking like just chilling out indoors walking around i mean i generally don't ever walk barefoot unless i'm on the grass the beach um it's not an ick of mine it's just my feet get really cold really quickly yeah i like being barefoot i like being barefoot but not if it's cold in the slightest and even on a really hot summer's day once I come in I'll put like socks on oh my socks are bothering me right now but I think it's because I'm warm because your legs burn because I'm warm because I was sweating I said that only twice did I tell you in the last two minutes running for the bus um wait why running like phoebe

no absolutely not an ick if they're running like phoebe i mean that would really make me happy um i'm gonna say it's not a nick of mine yours? I mean I don't like seeing people run anyway it does freak me out I don't know why it's because I don't run is that why we don't run at the gym?

I don't run we don't run I don't run you know we've got to start training soon yeah real soon yeah because we're doing Tough Mudder and we're going to take you with us

five months yeah we're going to take we need to do loads of clips and upload them I'm really worried we just need to do loads of clips and upload them i'm very worried we just need to make sure we complete every obstacle uh obviously i was gonna look at right oh my god they've been emailing me like i haven't looked at any email they're like this is one of the obstacles and i'm like that send them to me we're gonna get electrocuted i'm sure we are I'm actually excited about I'm fully into it.

Okay. Baby talk. Or talking like a baby, like an adult then. You give mama a couple of days. I don't like it. I'm not into it either. I don't like people talking to kids like it. It really upsets me.

Imagine if Paul was like... And I'd be like... It's a no from me. It's a no. Yeah. No. No, I don't like it. It's an it.

It's yuck. Yeah. Well, I've got another men... Men who refer to their dick... It's all men. I never heard this one though. Okay. men who refer to their dick as glizzy glizzy glizzy i don't even know glizzy sounds australian i've never ever heard that get your man from my glizzy

maybe they mean they're vape maybe it's like a brand of vape get your girlfriend my pussy i'm like australian all the time yeah they're coming for us i'm gonna say it's an ick because i wouldn't like it it's a negative it's a no yeah lack of bed sheets what is that about why would you not i don't know i don't know but i have seen like you know when you're scrolling through tiktok i have seen like it's actually just one person i won't even mention it but i have seen people that don't have bed sheets and i don't really understand yeah because you're now distracted from what they're doing and you're looking at yeah what's going on with your bed. Where are your bedclothes? Are they in the wash?

But, I mean, I know, like, in America, because obviously we get a lot of American TikTok, they have more, like, duvets. We have duvet covers. Yes. So it depends on, like, the humidity of that area. And I'm assuming that their machines, because they always look massive. Excuse me. I'm assuming. Yeah. And I'm assuming that their machines, because they always look massive. Excuse me. I'm assuming, yeah, and I'm assuming that they wash the whole street stuff in there.

Literally, the whole duvet in there. Whereas we have bed sheets, bed clothes, and I don't want to put my dirt on the duvet. If that makes sense. The duvet covers fine fine but how often do you wash your duvet mine's quite new actually mine's they're all brand new i literally just upgraded and pillows i'm gonna say once a year probably once a year once a year because we have they change my sheets every week yeah sometimes more it really depends some is some do slightly more some winter yeah winter because i have the teddy fleece stuff is washed dried and back on the same day yeah yeah so yes random yeah guys who wear backpacks actually on their backs i'm dora I've obviously I've wrapped up here

a backpack and I had that in my head doesn't bother me actually I've got a backpack I'm alright I'm alright

backpack pretty fast I tell you well it depends what kind of Jesus creepers they've got on as well

but what bothers me more is you know those massive pee bags that massive like I mean literally and you see these little 11 year old children that's what i'm saying that bothers me more but i think because obviously having the two boys i don't think paul's ever worn a backpack but having the two boys and when

i'm doing all my bike riding i wear a backpack backpack. I always have a backpack. So I can't really... New mum. Backpack. Backpack. I can't really sleep. It's not a nick of mine. Yeah, but a man with a backpack. I don't know.

It depends what shorts. What? The whole attire. It's got to be. It's about the whole attire. You know when they're like, I'm looking at trains. They're like, that is a nick for me. What, trains? Trains and people looking at trains. They're like, that is a nick for me. What, trains?

Trains and people looking at trains and getting excited over trains. Although I follow a man on TikTok and he's obsessed with trains. And I just love him because he's so happy about the trains. I've sent a note to you. I've sent you a note. Yeah, yeah. He's in the walks. He's brilliant.

He's so happy. I love him. Right, that's what I'm saying. They're jumping in the puddles with his waders. Yeah. So don't get me wrong. I would him. Right, that's what I'm saying. They're jumping in the puddles with his waders. Yeah, so don't get me wrong. I would never be interested in somebody like that. But, no, I'm not offended by backpacks.

No, I'm not. They don't offend me. All right, my last one. Yeah? Mansplaining. Yeah, I did that to you at the very beginning. Yeah, but this is a man in particular. I have an issue with men telling me what to do now.

Yeah, well, I have a massive issue with that as well. Explaining something that is pretty quite simple that you already know but is talking to you like yeah it's an icky it really pisses me off it really angers me like deep inside my core do you know like my fuck you eyebrow yeah which ends up right here right up there because sometimes i'm like yeah so i'm good thanks you know what i mean i did not know that yeah good job you're here or when you're from did you know that if you and you're like do shut up because you're not doing anything so what i would have done without you yeah go away yeah isn't it i don't like it it's irritating but i can imagine it being both

both ends there i can imagine men are like when women explain things to you like i can't imagine that that is a both ends of the coin thing so um that's it so we're wrapping up that's where we're leaving it i hope everybody liked it so thank you for watching and uh we'll see you next week. See you next time. Bye. Welcome. Welcome.

Hello and welcome to Middle Age Opinion. I'm Ellie. I'm Emily. And we are going to have a little look at some ick. we are going to have a little look at some ick. And yeah, let's just see what's turning you guys on. Yeah, let's see if we're all on the same page. I mean, I feel like we're not, but I'm into it. Oh, shit.

I don't have my own phone. Okay, so scroll down. Do you want to go one and then I'll go two, et cetera? Oh, we're going like that own phone. Okay. So scroll down. Do you want to go one and then I'll go two, et cetera? Oh, we're going like that, yeah. Yeah. I mean, if one's doing... With that, I present to you my... I don't know who this person is, but someone has an ultimate list of icks.

We are going to disclose these. Yeah. So, one one business major being an entrepreneur just means you are unemployed that was rude that hurt my feelings i mean maybe we're an ick are we entrepreneurs well we are now because employed. Yeah, but still, you're still doing this. This is entrepreneur stuff. Oh. Yeah.

What can you say? So maybe we're an ick. I'm all right with that. Right, number two. Yo, yo, yo. I mean, I say that all the time. I feel like we do that. We do that.

Yo, yo, yo. We really are icks. Even one is disrespectful, but three is just ridiculous and unwarranted. Yo. I don't feel like they know what they're talking about. They have done a collaboration. With gun fingers. Yo, yo, yo.

And they are just putting out their ultimate icks. Go. I feel like they need to chill out. Yeah. I'm already not down with this the fourth is going to hurt my feelings but go on I feel like it's a personal attack so far

cuff capri pants they are already cropped this is completely unnecessary I don't know what you remember like the cropped leggings

oh like the three way the pedal pushers the pedal pushers the three ways when they the cropped leggings? Oh, like the three-way. The pedal pushers. The pedal pushers. The three-way. When they're cropped and then they're rolled up, is it necessary? It's not necessary. I mean, I'm not really into them. Either wear trousers or shorts.

Especially on men. I hate them on men. You know I hate them on men. Hello. Yeah, no, I love them. They're my favourite. No, I hate pedal pushers. Yeah, it's a no from me as well. It's such a... Would it be a completely... It's a five-year-old little girl. They're my favourite. No, I hate middle cushions.

Yeah, it's a no from me as well. It's such a... Would it be a completely... It's a five-year-old little girl outfit. I don't mind just past the knee, but three-quarters way down the calf. Is it calf? It would be calf. Yeah, calf.

Listen, if you're talking... Just past the knee are like long shorts. They're fine. Below that, where it's like half way on the calf is a negative oh look at the eyebrow I feel like it's just a very young you know 5 year old little girl

type outfit, don't think if I had a daughter she'd be wearing them so I'm going to say it's a nick yeah they're rank, right I mean number 4 hurts my feeling doesn't read owning Adam Smith's the Wealth of Nations for fun. Leftovers from Gov 100 does not count. I don't really understand.

Doesn't read. Oh, I mean, like, if you don't read books and stuff, it's an ick. I'm an ick. I don't really read books. I do, but I wouldn't say they're educational. No. Not an ick for me. No, it's not an ick for me no it's not an ick for me i'm

okay okay i i like listening to like stories as well i would yeah i would rather listen to like true crime or something with wonderful kendall ray than uh or bailey then i'm not good for this Oh, go on. Picky eater. You don't like that. I mean, picky, a picky but adaptable eater is a different story. This is describing a... Dino nuggets. Dino nuggets. You know what they are. A nothing situation. Yeah, that would annoy me.

I'm not going to lie. I don't know many adults that i like i only eat nuggets yeah two or five star restaurants you got any dino nuggets no me neither i don't know why that was american either again i feel like that's a five-year-old child situation yeah and they will adjust and sometimes people have sensory issues. So it's not an ick for me at all. But I don't, you know, have anyone that only eats dino nuggets. No. Or only eats anything in particular. No, me neither.

Don't have it. No, don't know. It don't affect me. Doesn't really watch TV. Come on, at least say I watch The Office or something. I mean, that would be an ick for me because I love a good series. I don't really watch TV. But you watch series?

I watch movies and like very recently I've been getting into the whole Netflix series stuff. Right. But as far as TV goes. I mean I don't watch TV but I'll find a series so that is watching TV right? Yeah I guess. I don't watch I've never watched The Office. I've never watched The Office. I don'll find a series. So that is watching TV, right? Yeah, I guess.

I've never watched The Office. I've never watched The Office. I don't find it funny. I've tried to watch The Office. Yeah, can't relate. But Jenna did tell me that apparently if you haven't worked in an office, you don't get The Office. So I will never get The Office. No, I feel like between me and my teacher friends... It's not Rick is Your Face, is it?

Yeah. No, it's not. No. It's the other bloke. The other one, 40-year-old virgin. I'm pretty sure it is. No, they're both in it, aren't they? I love Rickage of Face. Anywho. See, I've never watched it.

Yeah, no, me neither. Not wearing socks with shoes. Oh, no, no, isn't it? Obviously, flip-flops do not count on the other hand socks with Jesus creepers is a negative flip-flops is still not an okay

it's not okay but so yeah no I have to agree I don't understand it if you're not wearing socks especially a man with

I mean I know some people that don't wear socks in winter nah I mean I'm double socked today yeah but you know when you see a man with shoes on and don't wear socks in winter. No. I mean, I'm double-socked today. Yeah, but you know when you see a man with shoes on and doesn't have socks on, you're like... Wear your socks, bruv. Wear your socks.

Like, that's rank. Yeah. I think trainers and socks, you should have together. 100% otherwise they stink. Only wears hats backwards. It's not Nick for me. Depends how old this person is. When you're an older person

and you're wearing your hat backwards, it's like... Yo, yo, yo! Yo, yo, yo! Yeah, like... Like, rein it in a little... You're probably a little too old for it. Yeah, it says,

even worse, only wearing one hat or the hat that sits on the top of your head. I hate to tell you, but this does not make you look taller. Oh, that was rude. That was like a double blow. Go on. Talks about the family's wealth. Don't know anyone with family wealth.

Well, I know people that talk about money, but don't necessarily have it. Yeah. So I feel this doesn't need an explanation, but I suppose a tasteful and critical discussion of wealth has its time and place. I mean, yeah, if someone's dying and you're talking about the will and stuff, then yeah, but other than that, I don't... I don't feel like anyone needs to go, Oh, Daddy gave me all my pony. I mean, money doesn't bother me, maybe because we don't have it. needs to go oh daddy gave me i mean money doesn't bother

me maybe because we don't have it it doesn't bother me i'd love money do you know what i mean but i wouldn't uh go around going oh yes one has like i just that's not my no no no um air guitar it's impossible to make air guitar sexy? Prove me wrong. Obviously. Dun-dun-dun! Not an ick, it depends. No, I think it could be an ick. I think it could. I think everyone's got to be drunk in the room to enjoy it. Yeah, but we would enjoy it.

If we were drunk and then someone did ick, I don't know. Oh, no, do you know what it reminds me of? Should we get people to do air guitar at the next party? Just go. Show me your air guitar. Jenna's party. Yeah. Show me your air guitar.

We'll film it. Yeah. And we'll let you know whether it makes us feel sick or not. Oh no. Finger guns. Yo, yo, yo. This is a generation thing. Yeah.

This is. We don't know what to do. If you know, you know. Yeah. If you don't know, then you a generation thing. This is... We don't know what to do. If you know, you know. Yeah, if you don't know, then you're too young. Yeah. Yeah. And you don't know. You don't know.

It says C10. That's hilarious. Air guitar. Yeah. Yeah, look. Finger guns. C10. You can't do finger guns and air guitar.

And look sexy. No, not at the same time. Bow, bow. Bow, bow, bow, bow. I thought that was sexy. What do you call that? You can't do finger guns and air guitar And look sexy No not at the same time I feel like I'm in sexy Next time I'll take my hair down for you And put on a nice dress And I'll show you To our air guitar

Right FBR by choice I feel like we need to do this more often If you are at a party and free PBR, I don't know why I said F last time, PBR, I don't know what that means, is being handed out, go for it. If you are at the bar ordering a PBR unironically,

though why would you be ordering one ironically there is this is where the issue is I'm going to have to google what it is what's a PBR bear with us PBR

it's going to be something really stupid it's got to be a drink right what's a pbr professional ball rider i don't think it's that i don't think i've ever ordered a pbr but we have done ball riding yeah but not at a bar no let me see uh drink excuse me bartender can i have a professional ball rider i mean if they're handing them out uh it's a i don't even know what that is i'm assuming it's an american drink yeah it's an american drink it's an american lager yeah american beer me neither but now i feel like if i ever got the opportunity to go to america yo yo yo that's all I'm getting!

Drink of choice. Go on. Can't unhook my bra. I mean, that would be unsexy. We deserve better. We do deserve better. That would be... It wouldn't be an ick. It would be annoying

if you're right in the moment, wouldn't it? But I don't think it's an ick. No, it's... I mean, I think our standards seem to be low because these women... I mean, if I... If we were in a moment

and then I had to stop to do my own bra, maybe that would be a bit like, you've just annoyed the shit out of me. Yeah, and ruined it. Like, the vibe's gone. I'll take my own clothes off, shall I? Has anything monogrammed... What?

Monogrammed, if you have your name on stuff middle age opinion um we can't do anything like what like what would you have monogrammed i don't know like your water bottle yeah yeah i'm not allowed to do it anymore. Well, I feel like I want my water bottle monogrammed. Because people take my shit at work. And it really makes me mad. Well, don't do it. Because it's it.

Well, I ain't trying to impress nobody at work. Literally. I just want to drink out of my own cup. I'm not trying to impress anybody anywhere. Go on. Right. Oh, this is where she begins to get mean. Begins?

I've been violated seven times so far we're only on 15 allergic allergic to pollen yeah how dare you be allergic to anything not an it for me hold on hold on she says now what i mean is being incredibly dramatic about about said pollen allergy an allergy that arguably every human has to an extent well i mean i'm not being funny helen's really dramatic with her but she does sound like she's dying no she looks like she's look like right so and then jenna's the step dad so you've got helen then you've got Jenna's allergies, and it's like, they're, like, allergic to earth. Yeah. Yeah, so it's not an ick for me.

It's like I actually feel sorry for them. Oh, my God. Next one. Yeah, like, you can't go out. You wait all year for summer, and, like, you can't actually go out and enjoy it. Yeah, you can't breathe. You're strongly medicated. Because summer is trying to kill you.

It's literally trying to kill you. So, and, you know, a lot of pets are becoming allergic to grass and stuff. That would be my children. Oh, okay. I was worried it was the dog. Right. Only child. This is specific to me and based on prior negative experience.

Ugh. Ugh. You're an only child. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. That's Tash around. Sorry're an only child. Urgh. Urgh. Urgh. That's Tash around. Sorry, Tash.

Sorry, Tash. Yo, yo, yo! You gotta go! Ba-dow! Yeah, weird. No, not an ick for me. I mean... Oh.

Yeah. It's a bit harsh, isn't it? I mean... oh. Yeah, it's a bit harsh, isn't it? I mean... I know. Keely's not an only child, or did she grow up an only child? No. Okay. She's got a brother.

Okay, fair enough. I was going to say there's two out then. Go on. Yeah, no, we've all got... Yeah, sorry, Tash. No, Tash's got a stepsister. Yeah, but she grew up as an only child you're out yeah get out get out gone

lies about their height on the roaster right no you are not six foot two i would would say I love the confidence, but I really don't. Um. It doesn't bother me. People that lie about their height. My brother's short. I feel like this is a man thing, isn't it?

It's a man thing. I don't know. I'm assuming this is a woman, but I could be completely wrong. I've assumed this was a woman. Yeah. It's not a nick for me. But my husband's very tall. He's 6'4", so...

I mean, I have been on a date where someone has said that they were... I think they were like... You know, I was being judgy because I was like, I don't want to date anybody that is under the height of... I think it was 5' judgy because I was like, I don't want to, I don't want to date anybody that is under the height of, I think it was five foot eight

because I like to wear heels. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I was good to be at the same height. What are you five five? Five four five five. Yeah.

I'm five four. So you've got to be five five. So I'm like, if I put my heels on, the same height is good. Yeah. Don't really want to be taller, but I've gone on,

oh, stupid phone. Yeah. I've been on a date where I've worn a small heel and he came up short and I'm thinking you're not 7 foot he was never going to be 7 foot

but I think he was like 5 foot 10 he had put himself down for I think men care about that more than women care. I think, just be honest. Yeah. It always comes down to a type thing. And a lot of women, it's their type or it's not their type. But I know a lot of women that are with men the same height or shorter.

That's because we're all the same height when you lay down. It don't count. Good point. Anyway, go on. Three in one shampoo. I support cleanliness and i suppose this is economical but is it worth it not a problem to me three in one shampoo i don't feel like that's an issue i feel like that they're clean it's great they're clean we can't use three in one

no not with long hair you just can't, I feel like not a problem for me. Oh, no. Go on. DJ. For money or no money. DJ. Ick. Paid DJ.

Ick. Unpaid DJ. Ick. Not a problem. No, we're good with DJs. We're good with DJs. Yeah. We have a resident. One of our friends is DJing in June and we'll be going to that.

We're very excited. He's fantastic. So, no, no problem. Navy blue sheets. No explanation necessary. Hee hee. Hee hee. No, I'm hee hee.

Oh, you're hee hee. Back off. Sorry, I got excited. Navy blue sheets. No problem. Weird. I'm good. I've got navy blue sheets.

I like navy blue sheets. Yeah, no problem. Go on. Weirdo. Hee hee. This is just so upsetting to me and there is no time nor place appropriate for hee hee. Hee hee is for the girls.

No, I'm sorry. Hee hee's disgusting. I hate hee hee. No problem. Hee hee. Ha ha. Or tee hee. I mean, I'm like... It doesn't bother me. No problem. Hee hee. Ha ha. Or tee hee. I mean, I'm like...

It doesn't bother me. No, because I... No. No, it doesn't bother me. A man going, tee hee. Doesn't bother me. No, I don't like it. Wicked.

I mean, I say that a lot. Shit. I know we live... I feel like this person's younger than us. I know we live in New England, but this is just such a no for me. New England? Rude. New England...

Oh my god, I have to make that up. I feel like wicked is like a proper old school. It is. It's like when we were at school. But it's like they say wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked. But they say slay now. That annoys me. Slay! Slay! Slay! Yo, yo, yo, slay! Yeah, no, it annoys me sly sly yo yo yo sly yeah no it annoys me helicopter helicopter

the kids are like it's not funny i'm like it's where i was crying earlier what's wrong right weirdly puts on chapstick weirdly puts on chapstick. Weirdly puts on chapstick. I've got some chapstick. Think overly unscrewed, held like a microphone, and applied slowly and for a really long time over their mouth, upper and lower lips. Also puts on chapstick at inappropriate times, i.e. at the dinner table.

Oh, sorry. I. at the dinner table. Oh, sorry. I was getting into the moment. I mean... Not an x-ray. Where did he put chapstick on? I don't know. I didn't know there was any way to do it. I do want to know who this person knows, though.

I feel like they've been exposed to some really sad things. Same here. Expressive punctuation in text. Hi, explanation mark. I'm so sorry I haven't texted you in three weeks. What is that? Dash, comma? It's a comma.

Comma. I have been so swamped. Explanation, explanation. My life is just so busy. Explanation, explanation. What have you been up to? Question mark, question mark. I have been just so busy. Explanation. Explanation. What have you been up to? Question mark. Question mark.

I have been doing so much. Doesn't bother me. Yeah, like, I'm not being funny, but all of that is correct grammar. Like, what's the problem here? Obviously, they're upset by it. Oh, dear. What's a pit viper? No idea.

Pit vipers. Even worse if they're worn upside down on their heads. Let's have a look. What the heck's a pit viper? We're going to have to find out, my darling. I mean, how do I know if it's an ick if I don't know what it is? We're not with it. We're not with it. We're not with it.

Oh. What's a pitfall? Oh, they're sunglasses. They are an ichthymie. They're like running glasses, aren't they? No, they're like skiing glasses. They are.

Trust me, they're disgusting. Don't wear them. No, I'm with that person. I'm going to get us some. To run with our chicken legs that tough mutter go on your oh sorry uh 26 laundry pile in the room laundry pile in the room if i'm in your room and we are about to hook up and I see a pile of dirty laundry or even laundry in general, I'm immediately

turned off. PSA, fold your laundry. No problem for me. She's mad that they've got clean clothes? She's mad whether they're dirty, clean, folded. They need to be put away. She's mad if you're changing your clothes?

She's mad in general. It doesn't bother me. Yeah, she is mad. Yeah, does it bother you? No. No, me neither. As long as it ain't all over the floor. I don't care if it's piled up in a corner.

I don't care if it's all over the floor. I mean, I don't really want to walk through somebody's day. Me neither. But I'm saying, like, you know, is it the be all and end all? Does it need to go on a list? Is that what you'll be thinking about? Me are only until i die with someone and i walked into their room and i had to walk through actual dirty pants and socks

i would like mate clear up clear up after yourself all i all i think about until i die is that it's more likely to be a bird than a fish and that's it that's all i'll be thinking about here's a good one here's a good one drinks cow's milk in a glass not a problem why is that an ick i don't know i don't feel this needs an explanation but if i must drinking plain milk is disgusting over the age of six and there are alternatives for a reason oh dear i feel. I feel like she's been done wrong. Yeah. In life.

Massively. Tie dye. I love tie dye. I love tie dye. I am trying to think of a situation in which a tasteful tie dye exists. Socks. And I simply can't. Any tie dye.

You can get some really lovely stuff. In fact, I've got a summer skirt. In lockdown, me and the boys tie-dyed all our white socks. Because it's fun. It was fun. Wow. She has been wrong. Mate, what happened to you?

Tell us. Write in. Explain yourself. Uses Napster. Oh, sorry. It was yours. No, it wasn't. It was mine. Uses Napster. Oh, sorry, it was yours. No, it wasn't. It was mine.

Uses Napster. I don't know what Napster was. C-16. What's wrong with C-16? What happened in C-16? I don't know. We're scrolling back. Still upset by the gloss.

Only child. Moving on. What's Napster, guys? I don't know. I'm trying to find out where Napster is. Napster is a... Have you Googled it? No, because I'm scared to come off of this page

because I might never find it again. Napster. Oh, I put Napster. No, Napster is a... Hold on. Is a nap. Hold on, let me have a look. Nap.

Sorry, is that someone that's napping? I hope not. I love a nap. Napster. Napster, a peer-to-peer... No. I love a napster. Napster, a peer-to-peer. No. Does Napster exist anymore?

It's coming up with, we don't know. We don't know what you're talking about. It was some sort of app. It was. I remember it being an app. I didn't use Napster. Oh, uses Napster. So I'm assuming. I don't know.

So you're right, probably. Right. Looking for a gym buddy. First of all, you aren't. You'll just want to say you worked out. Second, unless you are looking for an overly confident gym rat, stay away. What happened to you? You can talk to me.

Tell me what the problem is. I mean, very aggressive. It's not an ick for me. Fucking hell. Snapchat in the Instagram bio. I don't know if we have that. I don't have Snapchat in my Instagram bio, but I do have TikTok in my bio.

Oh, sorry. Yes, with you. It's given middle school, or it's given I send random nudes to strangers vibes. Oh, we get them on Facebook, so you don't need Snapchat. We just get dick pics on Facebook. Pre-workout.

Oh, she's a sad, sad lady. Similar to 32, but only... Oh, you're caffeinated, sad lady. Similar to 32, but only... Over-caffeinated. Not a problem to me. No. Weird. Calls women females. Can we grow up?

I'll be honest, I don't... I don't like it when people, I say people, not just men, refer to women as females like because it's almost said as if we were like inferior okay i have a child at school that i work with who refers to women as females and do you know it bothers you it doesn't bother me but um it's not the worst this is another cuss to me doesn't know the difference between there there they or no that was there oh there you go there there or there spelt three different ways or two and two or excuse me or your and your

grammar it's about grammar yeah me neither but not all of us can read and write, so relax, love. Some of us are dyslexic. Go on. Doesn't tip. I don't always tip. We are classy here and we support our weight stuff.

Do you think this is America? We don't always... In the UK, we don't. I the uk we don't we've we've hit 35 x from this person and they're suggesting that they're classy and to be quite honest i'm not feeling it i'm not feeling it i'm feeling a lot of anger i'm feeling anger and resentment yeah only has one pillow but some people you know i mean i have pillows all around me that's i like that but i only have my head on one pillow but the rest of the so do i i have the you know like the air mattress pick not uh you know the um space shuttle pillows the one that mold

that's what i sleep on um wow i'm next years literal only fan stars on social media. I mean, I don't. I'm here for sex positivity and empowerment. And if you think they are following said star in an empowering way, go for it. But 90% of the time, it's degrading. That's literally how these women you do you love let them do them like they're not hurting you no crack on with that's how they're making their living and i'm all for if that's what you want to do you go for it babe do you know what i mean

flags i think we'll go to 40, what do you reckon? flags in room flags are not decor the American flag on the wall is giving it in yeah, oh no you've got it has got, is giving what? insufficient

is that what it says? yeah we don't know what it says. Insurrectionist. We're not sure. It's giving her the ick. Saturdays are for the boys flag is simply false. Saturdays are not for boys. Why is she so angry?

Who hurt you? You can tell us. Okay. Does it give you the ick? it doesn't give me the it i mean i don't think i know anyone that's had a flag in their room maybe a football flag yeah it doesn't bother me i mean if that's what you're into i do feel like that is like stating boys decor do you know what i mean because the boys don't really know what to do do they not a lot of them put a lot into decorating their rooms and that and if they

like a flag or whatever i mean my husband would love an arsenal flag the answer is no but you know it wouldn't i've been i wouldn't be like and saturday he watches a lot of sport so you know again oh he you know we were doing something or whatever it it wouldn't be his day, but do I give him peace? Absolutely. Come on. Snaps a pic of his shoulder corner face. I don't know what that means. What are you hiding? Only I am allowed to send half face pics.

I don't get it. I think we're going to move past that one and go with number 40 we're going to end there and find somebody else next time who's more funnier it's just not even funny anymore overly obsessive with video games even worse those over ear headphones with the microphone

in them even more worse a snapchat with all those things so snapchat is I'm a snapchat with all those things so snapchat is I'm getting snapchat has upset her has massively upset her her ex snapchatted someone

and all of those faulty things were him what do you reckon yeah because the next one says from Staten Island so I feel feel that's really individual yeah pacific oh look there's a name as well wretched i don't know who that is but sorry really into cars this face oh look she hates emojis now as well wearing a photo of a fish in profile picture what's wrong with that yeah especially if it's stolen your

electrical cord streaks in the hair i'm hoping that is or flashing i'm not really sure yeah streakers yeah i've got one i've come out of that still has a harry potter one wearing white jeans what on a man yeah i mean i tell you what does give me the skinny white jeans right i was just gonna say let me tell you that gives me the ick have you got any specific icks i mean not that max my husband doesn't wear them but skinny trouser jeans make me feel sick i don't understand it they're not full length right so you've got your ankle out so they're pushers right and they're so tight that you might as well just put a pair of tights on just put a pair of tights on i don't know where this fashion is coming from

but for me personally i like a man to wear man jeans i don't like the skinny these are my legging look maybe it's because obviously they've got better legs than me. I don't know what it is, but I'm just like, please don't wear that. Especially when you've got like size 27 feet, right? Because it's just like, it's just like, like fucking boat legs. I just, it's a no. I don't like it. What about you?

I mean, you're single. I don't like it. What about you? I mean, you're single. I don't like skinny jeans. No. Even more so skinny white jeans. Yeah, no, yeah. There is no need for that. There's no need. I don't mind a tight top.

Oh. I don't mind that. I don't like a tight shirt. I don't mind that either. No, when it's popping open. Oh, no, yeah, but that's overly tight, isn't it? I don't mind the arms. They're all pulled in the arm i don't like that but the the it's the trousers for me i don't really i mean we can see your brains yeah like it's just it's just not necessary i can't

stand it with the trousers pulled right down i don't really it's like you don't know how to yeah it's like you don't know how to pull up, it's like you don't know how to pull up your trousers. That's weird. That's a no from me. I'm trying to think what really is an ick for me.

What is an ick? I mean, I'm not looking, so let me think of my husband and what makes me feel sick about him. Um,

I don't know. Do you know what would be cool to read a man's list i think that's what we do next time we find the male perspective of ics that women do okay that would be cool to see from the other side on what it's like and what what women are doing that are so disgusting like is it that we've got too many cushions rather than just having one that absolutely is definitely in there is it that we you know scatter cushions or put our pictures in

watering cans instead of a flag but you know I'm thinking of girly things a watering can? yeah you must have seen loads of people with watering cans pictures of watering cans? yeah with flowers in pretty I don't know anyone with a picture have you got a picture Pictures of watering cans? Yeah, with flowers in. Pretty.

I don't know anyone with... Girly pictures. Have you got a picture of a watering can? No, but one of my neighbours does. I'm pretty sure it's a watering can. But flowers, you know, women... Yeah. I feel like that's okay. Yeah.

No, I'm not saying it isn't okay. I'm just wondering what it is. Is it the thousands of hair bands and bobby pins? Is it the taking hours to get ready? Like, what is it? So I think we'll do that next time. Yeah? Okay.

Yeah? Well, at least we'll have a look. I think she needs to get laid. She, like, is so fucking angry. She needs to get laid. It's like, did it say a name? Richard. It wasn't Richard.

No, I've come out of it. Oh, you've gone blogging it. Because she was, like, depressing me. What was it again? It's not your. It was a Richard. No, I'd come out of it because she was like depressing me. It's not your first time using a mobile. Of course it's all screw with me. It's not mine, it's my son's old one. Is that a picture of her? The situation ship.

The modern dating phenomenon. What was the name? Josh Groban. um what was the name josh stop it groban by this i mean if josh groban is brought up in conversation more than once we have an issue i don't know but now i need to know yeah josh hold on bear with us Bear with us. G-H-O-S. Am I spelling that right? It's, well, that's a J. S.

No, J-O. Hold on. J-O. S-H. Yeah. New word. G. Yeah.

R-O. Got it. B. I don't know who he is. American singer and songwriter Try new herbal essence 3 and 1 She's a miserable fucker mate The fact that she wrote the list in the first place

And leaves your hair gorgeously pet first place and you know she didn't get from anyone else she just wrote that list she spent a long time writing what you doing this weekend ready list ultimate list he's not the singer I've never heard we don't like opera yeah but why obviously I exited he fucking loved him

he was banging him over the kitchen counter and she'd come home and that is why so everything about that man there's nothing wrong with him miserable fuck but one of the most relatable concepts that I believe has graced the internet and dating world in it is defined by blah, blah, blah.

Before you do... May as well say, I'm a massive miserable bitch. That my friends and I have developed. You did that by yourself. Yeah, she did. And then to back me up... A carefully curated joint notes

document i have a few necessary footnotes to add first despite what urban dictionary says i do not think that ics are instant deal breakers you can tell from the ungodly long list of ics that i have that it would be impossible to find someone who avoids every single ic of mine. Yeah, of mine. Yeah, she's going to be single. Everyone has their own ics and as she definitely is. Forever. Laughing about the fish again. Remember things could always be worse. I think I sent it to you as well Why would you say that even write back to me that was rude when it fucking stuck Apparently I'm not funny or whatever. Fucking hilarious. Wow.

What do you think of that? What don't you think of that? Well, I think that girl is fucking ridiculous.