Middle-aged opinion - What’s been inside me?

Episode Date: January 1, 2025

Happy New Year, everyone from Ellie and Emily, middle-aged opinion we have chosen a funny talk about what people have put inside them ranging from action figures, Barbie dolls, lightbulbs, dildos, glass, roses, and a whole array of things you won’t believe it, but most of the time people just fell on them lol xx

Wow, what do you think of that? What don't you think of that? Well I think that girl has got everything she deserves. Hillbilly rug. Hillbilly rug. Would you like to know more? Is my head cut out? I can't see. Why does it look like my... Oh no no it's not. I've got... Hillbilly not. I've got enough space. Hillbilly. Would you like to know more just a friendly communication? Can you share if you are worried about something? What?

Yeah, I'm not interested. Worried about what? I don't know. Is it like now counseling? Yeah I'm not interested. Worried about what? I don't know. Is it like now counselling? Yeah. I don't know, I've already got counsellor banks. Do you? No, I'm your counsellor. I've got a friend. Jealous. Freebie counselling. Yeah when I listened to our Christmas podcast I was like we spoke for 40 minutes so long so I mean it was great conversation. I cut so much out. Did you cut some of it out? I cut out stuff as well. We spoke forever. Blah blah blah blah blah. And then I was like oh shall we start the podcast? Yeah. Oh, but what are you's weird because it's not long either.

This feels weird. And then you've got this one, likey. Or likey. Same. No followers, but like hundreds of likes. I'm like, hello people. Look. Yeah. So, oh, and this is another new one. Not really sure what they are. But we're on them. It's because all the Americans are like, we're going to have to come off of... They're getting rid of TikTok. Who are the Americans? Americans, like Donald Trump is getting rid of TikTok, or the Labour, whatever they are.

Thinking about it, but he's postponed that for the moment. Right. Obviously, because it's beneficial to him. So a lot of people were talking in like, here babes, a lot of people were talking in the chats and that, and what are we going to do? And then they were mentioning apps, and I thought, well I'm going to get ahead of the fucking game, ain't I?

A lot of people have moved over. It's the same thing, babe. Why? Why are they moving over? Because he said we'm going to get ahead of the fucking game, ain't I? A lot of people have moved over. It's the same thing, babe. Why? Why are they moving over? Because he said, we're going to ban it. Because if all of a sudden it stops, it's not going to stop because TikTok's not American, is it? Is it?

It's not. But they can ban it. So everybody's phones will suddenly not be able to access it. Literally. That's how they do it. We follow suit, you know what it's like. Yeah, we're a bunch of idiots. Yeah, what are you gonna say? Right.

Right. Yes. Happy New Year, everybody. Happy New Year. We are over this year's celebrations. Hope you all had a good Christmas. Yeah, I had a great Christmas. Hope you all didn't get lost in that week in between.

Yeah, I'm seriously confused with what day, what's going on, when did it happen. What day is it today? Yeah. And then like, I've got Alfie until, I want to say the 12th. Oh really? Yeah, Sunday. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Everyone else goes back to work in school and he's

still like yeah when they have time off they have a month off at a time you're like no yeah so I believe it's the 12th let me just double check it is not well fun I drive him back up on the 12th. It is the 12th. I drive him back up on the 12th, but then I don't see him till the end of March. I know, I was like that, but then he's home for a month. Yeah.

I don't know how I feel about it. I quite like it. Other than the whole, I'm going out again tonight, will you pick me up later? And then he's really fucking chumped. Yeah, I mean mean that's brilliant. BLEEEEAAAHHHHH.

So we're out again tomorrow. Yeah. And, er, we're just tired now, aren't we? Fucking exhausting. So I like to, once a year, pull every single item of things that I have in every drawer, in every cabinet. It's spring cleaning, but at the beginning of the year or at the end of the year. And I literally, I'm roofless. Will I use it? Have I used it?

Saying that, if that was the truth I would have got really poor. So what I do is I keep certain things. And oh, I've got a new sofa as you can all tell from this setup. Well maybe you can't tell but you've... Same throws, different sofa. Because my other one was so big and I've had it, I want to say 15 years at least. I mean I don't really remember you having any other sofas. I know you did because I remember the layout of them. Yeah. I had a green one and a black one.

Like you've always had those. Yeah. So they were, my old lounge was so big that I had that pink sofa that you guys all see. I had a cuddle chair, which was two, three people easy, and a chair on its own because the lounge was like eight meters long by four wide, if people you know you know. Whereas here it's so much smaller that it was a struggle

whereas now it just feels like, it's like open the room hasn't it? It's roomy. Yeah, but you can't see behind us. I've got my TV and then my two units and they're not central and it's really bothering me. But tomorrow, tomorrow I'm gonna start sorting that out and then on the first I'm gonna move it all along.

So very excited about that. That's how pathetic I am. to start sorting that out and then on the first I'm gonna move it all along so very excited about that that's how pathetic I am. You're spring cleaning? Yeah my boys are away with their dads so I've got that little gap where I can be like right let's let's get rid of some of this stuff. Start with their room. I know it's a lot isn't it? It's a lot to think about but it makes me feel so good when I've done it. Yeah, I mean my worst room is probably the living room because I've still got boxes but that's because I'm still decorating. Yeah, it's not your fault, you can't help that. And as much as I'd love to finish that before we go into the new year,

that's not happening. No, no. But that's what I said to you about this room, like there's bits I need to sand down, touch up, and just actually finish, because I only finished 95% of the lounge and then moved on with my life, so I need to finish it, because it's just us enough now. But anyway, yeah.

So today... You've got introduces, babe. Oh. Are you just gonna take my words? I was so confused. Yes, sorry about me. We're swapping. Hello everyone and welcome to Middle Age Opinion.

I'm your host Ellie. And I'm your host Emily. And today, today we are going to be having a little look at things you guys have put in you. Yeah, we want to know what you put in you and sometimes why I Feel like they weren't enough wise. It wasn't any explanation with honestly like I Feel like it comes in the trigger when you're like Curious about things I've never been what is this curiosity? Yeah, what make it make it make sense to us because we're like... You know those people are like I can fit my fist in my mouth

and they do it. You're like why did you do that? What made you think that was a good idea? I'm alright with that. Yeah but they get jaw-locked don't they? Right and then they're stuck. Look at what I was born jaw-locked. It's literally like, I didn't find many stories I do have a couple of stories and they are quite graphic it's very like our episode Slatey Confessions so like I just want to give a shout out trigger warning straight off the fucking bat but some of them I just thought yeah this is what I put in me and it's like but why and this is all Emily's idea but no it was not I won't tell how you've come to the oh did you watch was it

Christmas no so we come to this you come to this like I come that I came up with this I did not come up with it you said this way we're telling yeah about it wasn't a in experience it was around you was yeah yeah in experiences yeah and I said that I had gone on a date where I pulled out a butt plug right yeah and then we were laughing because I said I called you after and you were like I was out of order for not trying it and then the next thing we knew we started like that'd be a really good podcast yeah because and then you said watch spinning shy June I was like

that's the fucking title I don't feel like that was me I feel like it was you I feel like when we watch it you'll be like yes no you did and I went oh my god Emily that's excellent spot to be excited. No because you were talking about the guy who put the washing bottle up his butt and lost the lid that's one of my favorite videos I've ever seen because you can hear him on the phone to 999, help me and someone, help you, spank and then he's like where's the lid? And it's like mate what possessed you to stick it up your arse in the first place? I don't know I mean colonic? I mean I get, listen I ain't an arse person. I'm going to put it out there.

I ain't an arse person straight off, but never have I looked at a shampoo bottle and gone, wondering if that fits up my flange. Never. Have you? Just out of curiosity. What, put up my arse? Maybe it's the brands we're buying. They're not really shaped that way, are they?

There is nothing. Anyone seen a Trezema bottle? And gone. Wondering if that will fit. It will. Self it? That way are they there is nothing anyone's in the church of a bar and gone Wonder if that will fit on herself it yeah me neither what that feels like yeah, no That's what I'm saying no where does that come from that curiosity that that that mindset of how will that fill up my ass? And that's what I mean couple of the stories. I was like all right, but I've Wrangling, but I'm excited to read them to you. Yeah, I did You're saying trigger warning. I'm just going to put it out there that I'd say 99% of these are men. Yes Experimental men. Yes over women. Yes

We're not obviously picking on men, but it's really like but it's just the stories we found yes so we know women do it too yes so um yeah I also want I also want to put it out there that we will be doing like normally we choose about three to four stories each but it's not like that this is more like short little snippets of what doctors, surgeons, nurses have found. So possibly maybe it go through a couple each or something. We're just gonna bounce it but I definitely have I believe it's two stories definitely maybe three I can't remember what I've saved now and again trigger warning that one of them especially is very graphic but I'm fully into it and I want to read it. You go first. You want me to go first?

Yeah I don't actually have stories. You want me to start with a story? Start a story. Okay let's let's kick it off. Let's put it in there and get it out there. I just need to go to the story. Where's my little man? Right, right, all right, all right. Right, anyway back to things inside me. Right, here we go. Everyone brace yourself, yeah? Even I was like, oh okay. We're gonna be a bit wintzy. Well, I was a bit wintzy. I'm not gonna know Very graphic Have you seen it don't bark its butthole Tick tock's gonna close down

I'm a dog barking in it's butt, wasn't a barking thing. I was so happy. Go look it up, it's on TikTok. Dog barking butt. Forever entertaining. I was like, hee hee hee. Right, anyway. Whatever ends up turning. I was like hehehe right anyway I'm done sticking shampoo bottles up my ass. Oh thank goodness. Ever since I was 13 or 14

um and learned about masturbating and anal stimulation I've been sticking shampoo bottles up my ass. Oh since he he was that, what, his family shampoo bottles? Just kidding. Don't tell him. Sorry, in my hair, I'm listening like his mum's washing his hair, you know, handling that bottle. It's been up her, his ass. Right, it all started when I was horny back then and was taking a shower, in my parents' shower.

Oh no. And decided to see if I could stick a shampoo bottle up my arse and it worked and since then I have not stopped. Oh so basically for the last 15 plus years of my life whenever I take a shower in my parents house that I live in with them I stick a shampoo bottle up my arse hole, get my dick rock hard and jerk off my dick at the same time as slicing the shampoo bottle in and out of my arse hole until I come. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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Whenever I have to take a poo and push just slightly, the poop comes right out of my ass and I probably shit myself who knows how many times it's just taking a toll on me physically and mentally and I think I finally come to a decision to call it quits on all of this. TLDR, that is a acronym, I can't remember what it means. Don't shampoo bottle your arsehole while masturbating. It was too long to describe.

Yeah, it's just literally saying don't do it. So that was the story, so you tell me what you think before I read onto some of the comments. Right, instantly I'm like that's so unhygienic, like other people are using that shampoo. Yeah, like it's your own shit, you crack on and use your own, you're using your family's facility

Do you know what I'm thinking? I use her blessings is and that's a weird shape bottle. I'm wondering what you do Tresa may Lucy Lucy, he must be sneezing and literally shatting himself. Listen, I'm going to try and help here. I feel like there is a vaginal device that can tighten those muscles up. He should use that to try and tighten his butt hole. Will it tighten the butt hole muscles? I don't know because your bum has a natural...

Elastic band. Yeah, red coiling. Yeah, but like any elastic band, after a while it's going to loosen, isn't it? So, the top comment is, I can't internet anymore. My god! And then someone says, you can hurt yourself, make sure you get checked out by a doctor every now and then focus more time on getting your own place filling with proper dildos and lubrication and stop playing with your butt in your parents' shower. Oh no!

Why not buy a dildo? Probably because he's 30 now. Just go buy a dildo or is that not big enough anymore? It's not going to be wide enough is it? The girf ain't going to be there, especially if he's all loosey goosey. He's going to need a water bottle like that. Do you want to show it? It's a trezame family size bottle. It is literally it's a two litre so that's how we started the pod today yeah shocking in it um wow yeah i mean wow Wow. Yeah. I mean... Wow. I don't really know what to say. I would say try getting some sex toys rather than sticking random objects up your ass. It's weird. Yeah and... And if

other people are using those shampoos... Yeah that that would be my biggest... that's my biggest bother. Yeah. And that... Honestly, he can't... he's gonna end up having like a yeast infection of his arse or something or he's gonna end up with what they're gonna do like what happens you know like it can fall out you know hemorrhoids are you alright we're talking about your arse hole is it hemorrhoids or is it like you damage your bum so it like starts falling out when it yeah thatapse! That's what I'm looking for. That's like a whole surgery procedure. How often do you do it? Every day he has a shower.

I wonder if his parents know. I doubt it! Well, if they do, maybe they've got their own secret special shampoo that they don't let him know about. I just, it's too much. It's too, that, oh that's a bit, that's grubby. That's grubby. Over to you. That's like that story where that girl was nicking her sister's dildo.

That was disgusting. That's so grubby. That was so gross. Get your own. Get a dildo. Men, whatever, like find experimenting in this, don't stick random shit inside you. They literally have a whole industry of stuff that is safe to use. Don't put random shit inside you. It's fucking weird. Especially your parents' shampoo. I'd be well-pissed. So dangerous. Okay.

Wow. Wince. Right, so I haven't actually found any stories. Five. Story lines. So I've found on Reddit, emergency room redditors what is the most bizarre foreign object found stuck in a patient's rectum? Did you find this one?

I don't know. I've saved quite a lot babe to be honest. So there's a couple where people have actually just posted on sort of their answers. Yeah. I'm going to just read a couple of them. There were some that really did stand out. So the top one is, a cousin of mine had to remove an apple from the same guy's rectum

on two separate occasions. Due to the hospital's procedure an MRI was required before extraction. The computer system analysed it the second time and concluded that, they've called it a word, but the tumour had increased in size obviously it's not as tumor is a fucking a bigger apple a bigger apple why why it's what is wrong with people why not a banana sounds like well they do say an apple a day I don't really understand like a re- I can understand more the shampoo bottle than I can an apple babe actually. I can like that makes more sense to my brain because of the shape. The shape makes more sense. What makes you like you, ah, actually. That is the roundest thing, you're like, oh.

It's so fucking random. I wonder. That's what I'm asking. So feel free to send us a message and tell us why. But how as well? Are you just literally sitting there trying to push it? Are you sitting on it? Are you bouncing?

What the fuck are you doing to get that in your ass? I don't know, because fucking wow. My gosh. So my wife is a gastroenterologist. Yeah yeah we're with you. Something. Sorry. She wants her to take care of a guy. Right I've read this one. Hold on. Yeah he's gone. Come back. Hold on! Yeah, he's gone. Come back. Oh get off right now. She once had to take care of this guy who had a foreign body stuck in his arse. He didn't even try to come up with a bullshit story. Eventually she was able to extract a full size long can of Gillette shaving foam foam the best the man can misplace.

Upon further inspection, but wait there's more, the guy then admitted there was also a full-size can of Axe deodorant spray stuck up there as well. Why? Normally patients lose a foreign body due to unexpected anal rectal reflex which is you know the... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sucks it in. That pulls things up and out of reach. This clown was not a fast learner. My wife could not extract the second can, she had to send the patient for surgery and he ended up with a colostomy bag that's how dangerous it is guys but nuts be careful playing around back there not oh ps the patient was 73 years old does that make it worse it does you know what confuses me as well?

Right? So if anybody knows anything about the small intestines and the large intestines, we all know that that is a big twist, a big mass twist, yeah? So why did he think one bottle was going to fit all the way up there, let alone fucking two? So you're stretching out. No wonder he asked up with a colostomy bag,

because he fucking ripped his coli. So fucking dangerous. Are we all right for me today? Right this one as well. Okay go on. Okay not in the ED but I worked a GI endoscopy unit for a while. Had a patient come in with a butt plug she said she lost. Okay. She was especially chipper about it and even opted for a colostomy without anesthesia. Yeah I did to the secret, secret second? Yeah, we started to realize there was nothing there and she was rocking a very gentle smile the whole time. Creep the fuck out of everyone. She just went for the turn on, the fuck out of everyone she just went for the turn on the turn on of someone going up there what the actual fuck fucking plot twist right there nothing. What the fuck? And she's like that the whole time she's like. No no still. Stop, no wait kiss her.

You know what I'm talking about with the nurse where she's like fucking no stop wait. Fucking people! Right, shall I go? Yeah, go on. I suddenly remember a friend of mine use stick glues. She glued maybe eight thin stick glues, then she melted them until it made a shape of a penis. She used a condom before you... I don't know, I just come over all sick then, she used a condom, I've lost where I am, before using it and she said it feels like a real penis, hard and flexible. Cavity, 10 out of 10. I'm assuming she means filling her cavity. Um, Eddie, for context, her parents are both strict and uh, strict and moving on. One time, what, what's happening? One time her close friends went to their house.

Yeah, no, that's just the verbal diarrhea. Yeah, so she melted glue sticks together and made it into a penis because her parents wouldn't allow her to have that I'm alright with that one I mean I don't know how she can compare it to feeling real like if she wouldn't know if her parents are strict it does she does she actually know this but like at least she won't be a prick stick for a reason at least she she I mean it was very creative yeah it's not as and it's not as toxic anymore as the prick sticks like the glues because it's the melting glues but with glue gun yes the glue gun sticks eight of them i'm like one two three she's got some veins in there as well what's the weirdest thing you'd

put up your ass i want to put a handle of a toothbrush up there but i don't think that's the weirdest thing interested to hear what others have used. I suggest guys purchase a book called Stuck Up to get an idea of the utter crazy things that people have stuck up their butts. It has x-ray pictures. I love the x-ray pictures. So do I.

I spent a decade working in a trauma center and I've seen some of the really crazy stuff people have put up their butts. My personal favorite was when a guy who got a garden salad dressing bottle stuck up his butt. I'm sick. He took it from the picnic the other morning, I'll be back in ten. When asked how on earth it got up there, the patient replied that he was simply tying up

his shoes when he bent down and it got stuck up his ass. So my next question would have been, so you were putting on your shoes but you were completely naked everywhere else. Were you going for a nightly run or? A nightly run naked? You were putting on your shoes but you were completely naked everywhere else. Were you going for a nightly run or... A nightly run naked? It's well, why, how is that, how can you say I was putting on my shoes when that means... I slipped. That means that he slipped.

I slipped. That means no boxes. No boxes, no fucking shorts to stop the salad dressing bottle going up his arse. Like I'm not defending him but maybe he goes commando. But still he has no trousers on. I'd, uh... I don't even think I could come up with a fucking excuse like that. I'd be like, I wanted to see what it felt like.

And, uh, without salad it's just not the same. And without salad it's just not the same. I just don't fucking know why you would be like, there's a salad bottle I'm going to put just fucking go and those lids aren't tight. Well I can find. That's a funny shaped bottle as well. You think of any salad dressing and they don't click on properly. No they're shoddy. Yeah right no salad dressing so not a salad bottle so I've got one more. Go on. So it would probably be a glass bottle then. That's

what I'm thinking and those bottle don't fucking spiral properly. Ugh. I stuck my dick in a shampoo bottle. So I thought it would be a good idea to stick it in the shampoo bottle's hole. Now I really regret it. My penis burns like fire. It is all red and puffy. I love that that started off with with I thought it would be a

good idea. Do you know what maybe maybe just don't think just don't right don't hurt yourself and then of course I can only visualize the top of a shampoo bottle like this and I'm like again even the Trezema family size bottle is really small so unless there's other shampoo going on in them even working in the salon the hole is this big so we want to know how small your penis actually is. Yeah obviously you're not a grower but he's a shower. And then what you would have you were in the. Would someone have then used that on their hair?

I mean maybe having the shampoo still in there it would have helped lubricate the sensation. But generally a penis grows in size when erect. So how the fuck was he getting the accept him out? I don't know. How? How? Oh my. I just don't know. know blood would have got stuck And he would not have been able to come out of that then then if he had ejaculated would he have still used the shampoo This is where my hair was it a family shampoo as well doesn't talk about he just says That he's hurt from the show. I mean we all know what happens when shampoo gets in your eyes

Of course it's gonna hurt Yeah, he's shampoo for pussy like we don't stick it on our never regions because it's painful painful Soap full stop is just a bad place to put me your eyes eyes. Yeah just like come on yeah let's do better let's do better ebay get yourself a fake vagina or something like pack it in yeah this is a good one you ready yes i've got one next as well. Intern here dude came in with an ipad jammed up his ass i don't know how how i don't know how or why it happened but he said he wanted to fill the bass. Let the record state that I'm a musician too and I have serious doubts as to how effective jamming an iPad up your asshole is in terms of feeling the bass.

I can't understand what kind of pleasure that would be. I don't, well I can't, I, I mean if it was for the bass, the vibration maybe. Then stick an iPhone up there, babe, a fucking iPad. Even a small iPad. An iPad. An iPad. How did you even get the iPad?

How did he even get the iPad? How did you not read I? Don't know an iPad isn't it been I open in Honestly, give me one more and then I've got a longer one you're not gonna like the next one What the fuck an iPad babe iPad babe! We're talking! We're talking! Are you ready? Yeah look, look! Like up the arse. I don't know. I don't understand. I'm more confused about how they're getting it up there. I mean that, but I can't understand how they get an iPad up. It's like an ear piece and they keep stretching it over time. If you're thinking about for the base,

they are those boss tubular boom boxy things. That would have been more, yeah, the bees. That would have been more syrup box. Yeah, for the bites. How do you know? That's fucking weird. Oh, that's terrible. That's a good excuse, is it?

Go on. I had a mental patient come in who had a carrot stuck up his ass. Oh. He claimed that there was soil inside him so that the carrot can grow. Pfft. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe He's not wrong.

I don't know if he would grow. He's not wrong babe in the fact that it helps fucking plants grow, doesn't it? Honestly. Oh look there's a story one there. Right I'm gonna do mine then you can do that one yeah? Are you ready? Mum just helped me cut a shampoo bottle off of my dick. Serious. So I just finished an intense 45 minute cardio session and I was sweating like hell. I figured what better way to end the night than to take a nice hot shower and hop on a... I don't know what that says. So I was getting in the shower, you know, the usual routine. I'm moving on to the conditioner at this point. Yes, strong, soft hair. And that's like nothing left in their damn thing. I'm sure as hell wasn't going to hop out of the shower and look for some.

So I screwed off the little cap and stuck my finger in the bottle to try and get some of it out, you know, like from around the top bit. Yeah, his finger went long enough, so he thought, I know. From the outer sides and get enough to shampoo for my hair. It was very frustrating so I struggled just to get a little bit out. I squeezed the damn bottle and then tried

to force it out. I stuck my finger back in the bottle, expanding it back to its normal structure. I did however get quite the suck from the bottle. Seeing as I hadn't the baby for a test drive. I took my pinot, soft, at the time, and forced it into the hole. Yes, strong hole and strong lube useful. I don't really understand. Then I squeezed the bottle and let it regrain the air so it could expand and it felt like heaven. I did it a couple more times and soon my pinot was straight as a stick inside of the bottle. After another two minutes of joyful experience I decided I'll never boom protein oh okay yes he can basically everywhere like so I decided to take my pino out only thing is the lube near my pino was gone from the water and it wouldn't come out because I was hot because I had a hard on I

Was like what the fuck so I waited a solid three minutes for my pee I don't know why calling it Pino for my Pino to go Soft again so I could take it out only thing is it felt so good inside of the Inside that my Pino didn't want to go soft another after another two minutes I waited for my pinot was semi erect the blood flow gave it a bigger girth I couldn't get the thing off so I hopped out of the shower shampoo bottle attached to my junk. I get into my room and try to pull it off. Add more lube to the inside. Everything I could do in my room. Ten minutes later I realised, sorry, I'm going to have to cut this fucking thing open from the side. I have no sharp objects in my room,

so I had to make a trip downstairs. Of course I had to go down, and my mum was in the kitchen, sees me and this fucking thing underneath my shorts. She asked what it was, and I had to tell her. What was I going to say the huge shampoo bottle was my junk she helped me cut the fucking thing off with some scissors and said I better stop this stupid fucking shit I've been I've been pulling lately or she's I've been pulling lately and she's been throwing out all the

shampoo very embarrassing. Of course she's fucking angry, in fact it's scaring me. Every foam like that right. It's scaring me. What could they put them in there so that can go. It's starting to freak me out, I'm thinking of getting my own supply just in case. I'd be fucking well angry. Mate. Wow. Yeah. I mean that's gonna be a great story at this wedding. No it's not.

It's disgusting. It's fucking disgusting. Why do people do it? I don't know. I don't really understand why people are doing it. Stop doing it, yeah? Just get some fucking normal toys like normal people Go on

It always seems to be like the conditionable it's always like I Just I can't visualize because here in the UK our rooms are not very big So it's very difficult for me to visualize anyone attempting to put anything in there at all but now i don't want to share shampoo anymore oh my god wow all right go on i've not really got any long ones left now. Okay, worked in a closed sex offender unit where we did non-emergent care on site

but flew out if there was real crisis. Had a guy who was constantly claiming to have inserted items into his penis or rectum for the flight out until eventually we didn't believe him and would take him to x-ray in visitor screening every time. One day one of my subs comes in and says guy has a Tabasco bottle stuck up his rectum and he says it's broken. I guess he was masturbating with it. Is that hot sauce? Yeah really hot sauce. I guess he was masturbating with it and put it too far up there too far up there and lost it. She never explained to me at which point it was too far to

insert a Tabasco bottle into one's anus. What the fuck? I go out to talk to him and he's standing upright refusing to sit down but not appearing to be in any obvious distress so I'm assuming he's faking. Ask him what happens he recounts that he was stimulating himself with the bottle and lost it. Got embarrassed, tried to fish it out with a wire coat hanger and the bottle had shattered. Fucking wire coat hanger! Honestly I don't know what they what are these people thinking what the fuck I looked him dead in the face and said so you're telling me that you have a shattered glass bottle cutting into your

ass and if dripping vinegar and peppers into your anus and those and those cuts and you're just standing here all chilled he says yes. This is a Doritos. I sent him to x-ray to cool his bluff cut cut to all of us cut to all of us just staring at the machine. He's telling the truth. What the fuck? we can see the shattered bottle and his large intestine is Distend Distending from all of the blood inside. Well of course it is It's horrible and I have no idea how he's upright or why he's not soaked in blood. Oh My gosh how he's upright or why he's not soaked in blood. Oh my gosh. On the life flight we go where I not only have to accompany him, I have to explain it over

the radio to the receiving hospital. They rerouted... They rerouted is twice, it twice because no one was sure what type of specialist we needed and no one wanted to touch what that with a hundred foot pole. Yeah, Jesus because he could have fucking died. I don't know what happened with it. She's so cute. No. died I don't know what happened with it she's so cute no she was hoping to get someone that sauce on some fucking Doritos you can stand but you might keep sickness what the fuck it doesn't say whether he died or not there are 14 I'm done yeah even if you don't believe your patient,

behave like you do until you can prove, oh, shut up. Yeah, she's giving it, having a go at her. Like, you should have laid here. She did, she sent him for an x-ray. She did what she was meant to do, whether she believed him or not. She sent him for an x-ray, so she did do the right thing. Right?

They replied, they said, I should clarify that when I say we didn't believe him, what I mean is that he didn't get a free trip on the helicopter every time after a while, where before, if he told us something was stuck, he got a guaranteed trip off unit. So basically he was just going out of unit, do you know what, helicopter trip,

just to get out. There is anatomy or something where they did have a patient keep coming in and saying saying saying and then got one the worst time it turned out to be true mad in it mad people are mad right you ready for a liquor one go on them surgeons have read it what's the weirdest object you have removed from someone's butt? I wasn't the surgeon. I was the patient's family doctor and took care of him in the hospital for his short stay after. He had a snooker ball cube get stuck. Not sure exactly what he thought

up not sure exactly what he thought would be the way to get it out we had a lot of trouble getting it out the conversation of the surgeons trying to come up with a way to get it out was pretty hilarious and then someone said why not a suction cup on a stick oh my. So that's another fucking weirdo. Go on. My dad's an ER doc and he sees ketchup bottles pretty frequently. Not the plastic ones either. The glass. I guess the glass one's sliding better. The best one he's told me was a mannequin arm cut off at the elbow and before you ask it was deep enough to need medical help getting it out. What was the fingers like? You know what right?

Because that's what I was saying to you, you know like the two bottles of spray. So it'll be straight but then straight like after the straight bit it fucking tweet twist Yeah, and that's what I mean like stop sticking it if you're gonna stick weird shit up Don't stick it so far up your ass. Oh, right. Yeah doctor here go on as previous posters suggest It became a it became hard to discuss what a weird what is weird anymore so judge for yourselves three lemons about a fit long broom handle a light bulb which did not survive the adventure so many toilet brushes, insert toilet brush and handle first, a series of toothpicks, a number of bottles, aerosol cans, my favourite case was a simple dildo, we x-rayed it and the radiologist, radioologist report read there is a approximate 15 centimeter

foreign body in the large intestine extending from the rectum judging by the Insight, outline of the foreign body. I suspect it is still in there. Just a joke, I think. What the fuck? Why lemons? I mean, maybe because of the shape, so they might be an easier... But three. But three. But once it's gone, it's gone, innit? Chuck another one up there.

Oh my gosh. Someone said, when life gives you lemons. You go to ER. What? Toothpicks? That's dangerous. That's really dangerous. Why would you go?

Yeah, toilet brush. I've heard loads of people have toilet brushes. Yeah, lots of slipping ones. Handle first. Yeah, everyone falls off the toilet on a toilet brush. Not in my house ass I don't have any they're very unhygienic it's worse than sticking lemons up your ass oh so dirty in the 90s we had a guy who was practicing clarinet in bed and

must have rolled over on it I did bring. In his sleep all those keys. What the fuck. Why stick a claret in there? Vroom vroom. Did you fart? Did you hear that? Vroom. God. Err, Ecotech here had had a guy come in with a pvc pipe filled with mercury because he liked the sloshing when he was jerking the turkey we had to call the hazmat and security had to be called when it became when he became violent because they wouldn't give him the mercury leaded pipe back what the fuck oh yeah he was gonna do it again mercury mercury that's dangerous well it's been inside him it's mercury mixed with shit five Barbie doll heads tied in a condom I hope you took it international living in a Barbie world what the fuck it's a new mini it's a Barbie dream house. I've seen baseballs, loads of dildos, I can get on board with the

dildos, I'm alright with that. Cans of soda, vegetables, there should be a public service announcement about using dildos in your bum. It needs to have balls or some sort of base so it doesn't get lost up there. Women's vaginal dildos don't need them as there is only so far it can go. A doctor I worked with once told a man it's okay if you want to put things in your rectum you should have to use the right things. Now that's the message today. That is the fucking message. That's the message. Go on. Oh, shout out to Broadmoor Navy base by the way we know you listen so this is for all of you there don't stick random shit

up your ass 23 year old male with a mango up his rectum a fucking mango big that is big that he told us he fell and slipped down the stairs I believe him I believe that one. Do you think you'd be able to keep a straight face? What? If you worked in the emergency department and someone came in with some random shit up their ass, do you think? I think I would do this face. And they went, I rolled over and the whole guitar

went inside of me. That's a new one for me. And then I'd go outside my face. No, see new one for me. And then I go outside my bed. No, see I think I just thought, I'd be like that. Okay. Years ago, my nurse wife told me a man had an apple. So he's not the only one, you're one. An apple removed from his butt.

I never understood how this could be possible. I often think about it. I often think about it. I often think about it. Every now and then he's brain's just like, how? I bet you couldn't eat apple after that. I mean it's put me, I threw an apple away yesterday, it's the last one, it's been sitting there for ages. But now all I can think about is that apple. I don't know if I could eat an apple anymore.

I wonder if they're cooking apples. One litre Mountain Dew bottle. You could palpate it over the abdomen because he was a thin guy. Assumably he was saving it for later. What was it? A Mountain Dew bottle, so they're rough. They're a little bit bigger than I thought.

They could see it. They said over the abdomen, so obviously you must have been laying down. They could try and pay it, they could feel it. That's disgusting. Saving it for later. What the fuck? A friend of mine is a surgeon resident,

and during one of her trauma shifts, a meth head walked in with a light bulb in his colon. It was shoved in with a light bulb in his colon. It was shoved in with a it was shoved in with the wide part first. To what? What was it? It was a light bulb and it was shoved in with the wide part fast. This was dilate, what is the word when it opens up? Dilate. Yeah it was dilating the rectum. In an attempt to remove it and the resident in charge of the procedure managed to accidentally, oh my god, snap off the metal base from the glass of the globe. Oh my god. Which immediately shattered. Yeah it would. Under the pressure of the choline.

Fucking hell. Into surgery. Oh my god. Meth is a hell of a drug. A foreign body per rectum is fairly common occurrence. In my time rotating in ER, the most common things that have been are avocados, shampoo bottles, light, I mean shampoo bottles we're learning a lot about. Yeah. Light bulbs. I wouldn't have believed it if I had not seen it all on X-Ray myself. What the fuck? Yeah, that's nuts. Maybe us women need to buy all our men

a deal day with balls just to prevent any coming-ard shampoo. You know what I mean? I can't believe that. Any more? Yeah, yeah. Go on, keep going. We've had a few weird things like light bulbs, et cetera,

but the most interesting one was just a vibrator. What made it interesting is that it was on and you could hear it when we were talking to him. Brilliant. You mean another one? ER nurse here. We have a regular patient from the prison down the street who routinely shoves things in his penis. Baby carrots, crayons, golf pencils, rolled up milk cartons, etc. Rolled up milk carton? Fucking hell. Do you think it's because he wants to go to the hospital? So you leave? Yeah. Always has to have a urology remove the items because he inserts them so far into his urethra. That must fucking kill. Honestly, that must be so painful.

Back when I was an ER tech, we had this guy come in with a full-size bottle of V05 shampoo up his butt. Of course he said he fell in the shower. You could clearly see it on the x-ray, it was pretty spectacular. The best part was he knew exactly what he needed to be done to get it out, suggesting that this wasn't his first time. Oh well, his first rodeo. Yeah, he asked for sedation and for someone to pull it out. Well, the ED doctor tried that, then tried to manually get it out. I wonder how they do it, like push from the inside, you know, like when they're getting the baby out. Yeah. Um, uh, then they tried four six.

Oh my God. And was eventually, Oh, and he was elbow deep in this dude, but couldn't get it. He had to go to the operating room to get it taken out. I bumped into the surgeon a few days later and asked him how it went. He joked to me that after we knocked him out, I grabbed a blood shot out of the bathroom and got it out that way. Fucking brilliant. But then told me all he had to do was stick some suction up there till he felt it was in the correct spot and slowly put it out. According to the surgeon this guy never produced any sort of identification or

persist or produce any sort of ident identification or secure insurance card and Demanded to pay the entire bill in cash in cash before he left usually Take some time for the bill to be finalized. He paid it completely And then left fire. I'm not saying. He took the VO5 with him. Have you ever seen the VO5 bottle? Yes. They're fucking massive, they are that size. Fucking plunge her out of the bathroom. Go on anymore? I'll see if I can find one. My co-worker's story. PT had locked himself out of his apartment climbed through the kitchen window and accidentally fell on a bottle of ketchup that had a condom on

it oh my god that's crazy I always have condoms on my ketchup mine just fall from the ceiling and it lands on all sorts of stuff what the fuck had a special needs patient shoved the arm of a pair of glasses up his butt it was interesting what the fuck unnerving to see on x-ray also saw a few dudes lose their dildos up their butts yeah well they always checked in with with the very concerning rectal bleeding Complaint and then finally come clean that before the actual Rectal exam so they're like that. Oh, I don't know. I don't know Glasses are up his butt

Did do you want to tell us something? What? Do you need to tell us over for you? Okay, Do you need to tell us something before we go ahead? So I've just found this. Not but, but get my poor grandfather a man who had zero training to remove it even with a flesh line hello hello with a flesh line and tweezers he couldn't do it then went to ER doctor said my grandfather had been through enough of unnecessary trauma oh my goodness I know this because towards the end of her life she had dementia and she told us all sorts of weird shit she told this particular story in a fancy restaurant

in front of all of our family. Fantastic, rest in peace grandma. Do you know what that reminds me? Me and Emily know someone who forgot that she had a tampon in and she ended up with set tessimia. Yeah. And fucking.

This is so dangerous. Oh, I don't really understand how you forget it, but that's me. So I was, I mean now I don't wear them at all. No,'s me so I'm I was all I mean now don't wear them at all unless if I was going swimming that would be different but um very uncomfortable for me yeah then I got told I'm not I'm not doing it properly then I use like here in the UK I know certain countries that you don't have the applicator we do here in the UK and even then very uncomfortable yeah no I'm I'm not fan of it no I'm not a fan I like that one

granddad was traumatized enough fucking torch fucking torch and all sorts. I almost told them the story about me and my uh the birth control what is it? Coil. I had my husband remove my coil. I did. I had to. It was making me feel ill. I was like help me, help me. So uh no torches were involved though yeah there was no cave yeah Fucking hell credit card and keys in a vagina what the fuck why I mean at least she's never wearing a bra and she weren't wearing a bra I didn't think that. I should put him up her vag. A gerbil. No, that's out of order. That's fucking well out of order.

Was it a lie? I'm just trying to... Here we go. Not a surgeon, but a list. A Buzz Lightyear action figure. To infinity and beyond. Barbie doll. A statue of Paris, what is it?

The bridge, the thing. The bridge? The thing. Everyone goes to Paris to look at it. Eiffel Tower. Eiffel Tower. Yep. Glasses. Oh, we've had two glasses jewelry mostly Nicklises they'd be like pal beady stuff that's so weird a cucumber standard we all know the

cucumber cucumber oh apparently this man fell over naked in the garden and landed on his cucumber. Patch! His cucumber patch! Still had the Tesco wrapper on in there! A light bulb. There is a theme to these. It's light bulb shampoo. Honestly. There is a theme to these. It's light bulb shampoo. Honestly. The Buzz Lightyear. I can't, there's one I wanted to read. I'm scared.

You're like, where are you? Where are you? I'm trying to see if I can find any more. I mean, we're almost done here. We've given them a lot today. A lot to think about. I know, there's a good one. Son of a doctor here.

My dad removed an entire peeled sweet potato from someone's colon. I mean, they are more that shape. Once he swore he'd never eat them again. Oh my goodness. Have you found it? Hold on. People are very upset about this so he peeled the potato and then he used the sweet potato.

That's upset people more you know than just sticking the unpeeled potato up his ass. It's making me want to get a job in A&E. A Fanta orange soda, that's a new one. It got pulled straight out of his rectum someone said did he drink it Cumber. More light bulbs. Oh, this is a good one. Go on,. My wife is an RN for the ER and the stories that I've heard are almost unbelievable. Too many alcohol soaked tampons just yesterday. Yeah that's a thing isn't it? That is a bit of it's among young children so they don't smell of alcohol but they get like the hit from it. Gets you really

fucking drunk really quickly apparently. Yes. They missed out on that in our youth if I'm honest. I didn't know that part of ours. We didn't know that one! All up the park! Whey! Hasn't even had a drink! What I want to know is once they've soaked it how do they get it up? hasn't even had a drink what i want to know is once they've soaked it how do they get it up well it opens up doesn't it okay yeah got the funniest one though is a handmade is a handmade anal beads this guy had somehow drilled holes in billard balls so a bit you know a billard ball is basically a snooker ball oh my god but I think maybe billard balls are just slightly smaller right but that that's we're talking this yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the snooker ball yeah ran a string through them and had his girlfriend shoved them up his ass

apparently he had quite an expandable arsehole. String broke eight balls from hell. Eight balls. Fucking eight balls! Yeah! So my wife, still same guy, my wife works night shifts and this one just happened last night. You know those glass things with the fake roses inside? I think most people use them as crackpites and ditch the rose. No we know them as paperweights. Yeah and they're like um see that's not what I'm visualizing I'm visualizing it's like a glass dome it's got a glass rose in the center of it it's more like a beauty and the beast rose. Oh maybe yeah maybe that because of the because of the shape that's why it came to my mind not

the paperweight I know what you're talking about yeah maybe yeah go on keep going. Well a woman had it one in her vagina only it had crushed bleeding profusely. Yes it is what I think it is. Apparently in surgery now I feel sorry for her but again if there is an orifice someone somewhere is going to see what comes Listen, why would you stick glass inside you especially thin glass like that? I mean they are they are fragile one. They are fucking delicate They are for the fucking unit by not for your vagina or asshole, like pack it in yeah? Yeah it's wrong.

Especially if it's going to kill you, like let's think better of it people yeah? Hang on. Not a doctor but I was in a medical bay when I was in civil air patrol. We had a guy come in with his wife, both members of the CAP. His wife says there's been blood in his underwear she noticed while washing his clothes. He insisted that he is fine. After separating the two he and hearing the stories this is what the guy said. Don't tell my wife I've been having an affair and I've had an angel with approximate 12 inch wingspan

all the way in my bum. Oh my god. We tried getting it out but we only snapped off one of the wings. Still, this is still to this day don't know how he fit a 12 inch plus shape up his ass but it did end up in divorce and the guy had to wear a colostomy bag for the rest of his life. So not only was he having an affair, he was having an affair with a man, that's number two right so one is the affair, two with a man like did fucking doing that behind your wife's back yeah and then number three you're sticking random fucking angels up your arse who does that now everything I look at like oh my god I was like yep that will fit yeah it's one day I come back and then I'll be like boys!

something's missing! it's glass put it back on the shelf. There is one more that I wanted to read. Go on. I've read quite a few. I'm just trying to find, oh, go on. MD, but not a surgeon. On my surgery, we had to remove a Nerf football from someone's butt. A Nerf football. It's smaller than a Nerf. It's more like the small basketballs like this. They're like this babe. Yeah. A Nerf football. I know because I brought the boys that when they were younger so I know exactly

what that is from someone's butt. He kept apologizing and saying that he wasn't gay. Later they attending surgery told us that it's always the straight guys coming in with stuff up their butt and they're always trying to explain that they aren't gay. No one thinks you're gay. We think you've got to stop sticking around and shit up your ass. And then someone said it's always an accident he probably fell on it. Well go on. I can't find the one I was looking for but I just found another one. Go on. My mother-in-law was an ER surgeon at one point

and always tells the stories of this guy who came in with a budgie stuck up his arse. No, see that's just out of order. Acted surprised when they identified it but then cried something terrible when they informed him it was dead and no, they could not bring it back to life. I'm really upset by this. I fucking hate animal cruelty. He fucking killed his budgie. He stuck his budgie up his ass. No

it's fucking out of control mate like what the fuck. What's wrong with people? Oh my god. Stuck a fucking budgie up his arse, an alive budgie. Wife comes home, where's Chinky Pie? Where's Wilson? Wilson! Oh my gosh. Fuck's sake. Honestly. Honestly.

I don't know if I can cope much more I can't find the stupid one I wanted to read that's annoying it really annoying I feel like we've done quite a lot thank you everyone we hope you enjoyed it I really did enjoy this one did you enjoy it yeah I'm so lucky I can't lie I enjoyed it I feel like we will do a follow-up the moral of the story is guys I'm not being funny yet our our world is quite open to sex now yeah I mean there are so many things I've just told about my all my thing quite you know attainable I think these things aren't necessarily expensive.

No, these are all attainable. There is no safe thing. You can have it sensually anonymously now, can't you? I know a few of these people have had things that are meant for sexual pleasure go missing, but maybe because you're inserting them too far. No, and if it's not hitting the spot, go bigger. No, so the doctor explained that. So women, women still dose. Generally, we don't have to have the balls and that

because we stop at a certain point. Whereas rectal cavities do not. It suction it up. Hence why we've got our feces moving along ready to come out the whole time. So if you're sticking- That's why you can clench and hold it. Yes, hold cucumbers and this, that and the other.

There is like a suction that is gonna do it. So if you want to pleasure yourself that way- Nothing wrong with it. No. Just get yourself the correct equipment so you can get like Dilzos, make sure that they've got falls or end parts so it can't be suctioned up,

that there is a stopping point. So you're safe and then you ain't got to go down A&E claiming that you ain't gay because nobody cares if you're gay they're worried that the light bulb's gonna break yeah or you know this one sorry go on she's like oh this really good one go on butt stuff yeah curtain pole not butt stuff yeah curtain pole not but stuff what does that say a psych a psych PT who over time, psych patient, swallowed nine steak knives standards there were only there were many other things to swallow. Eyeglasses, pens, spoons, et cetera. The knives were intense though.

Her abdomen was covered in huge scars. Of course it was. Not knives. So no swallies, swallies, no upy-wuppies without getting the correct stuff. You can literally go online and have this. They will not, it won't say massive dildo on the side. It will be private. that was your poor dog a glass jar Yankee candle in patients rectum

that's a new one though to be fair glass I don't reckon the glass would break there's too thick you'd struggle to break that. But what, the lid end first? I wouldn't stick out my ass, I can't really comment. Sigh. This is my last one, I won't read anymore. Okay. My dad was a fireman and he used to love telling the story of the man who came into hospital

with a wedding ring around his cock. How? Obviously, it had gotten stuck. The nurse was falling about laughing so unable to help so called the fire brigade. My dad says they found the biggest pair of snips like fault cutters or something they could and someone else had to hold the cock while he gently snipped the ring. Now the reason I want to read that one is purely because it reminded me of the stories that one of the exes is a firefighter and he had told me about the stories where he had gone into hospital

because they'd been called in because guys had put cock rings on yeah but was too small for the cock and once they once they've expanded the blood flow then stuck I feel like you have told me that and then they have to actually be a grinder grind it off I mean it must be humiliating it must be Christmas ornaments sorry I am gonna stop reading yeah I'm out do the Christmas ornament it just says Christmas it just says Christmas ornament oh okay yeah I enjoyed that I did really enjoy that I think our eyes have been opened a little bit and I knew it was going on but I didn't know it was happening so much and with the same I mean you guys need to

get original because it's a lot of the same it's a lot but I didn't know it was happening so much and with the same, I mean you guys need to get original Because I mean a lot of the same it's a lot of the same stuff in it up the butt especially like I mean you've been creative We haven't just gone for the long thin sort of No shapes. We've we've gone for solid items. Yeah, like a Yankee candle Yeah, like a Yankee candle. I mean that would have been heavy as well. It's fucking heavy, I've got like four over there. That would have been so heavy. Imagine hearing the link.

No, you've just got to stop sticking random shit up your arse. And let me tell you boys men do not fucking use the family shampoo if you're gonna do weird shit to it because that's just fucking gross us girls there's no need for that don't want to be using that on our hair we all use the same shampoo we never used to but we have started to I know that even the even Hattie is upset it's the first time she's been in the podcast. Yeah you're a piss taker. What are you invited?

She just kind of got up. She got involved. I feel like you need to get Cookie up to say hello to everyone though. Call her. Cookie! Oi, Defo! Oh no, look she's... Cookie!

Come here! Come here! Who me? Oh no, no, she's... Cookie! Come here! Come here! Who, me? Come on! Lay down! Come on! Lay down!

Oh look, she's got a limp. Come on! Up you go! Yeah, she's so old! This is my dog. She's falling asleep. Come on, mama! Come on, mama!

Come on! She's like, what? There we go. This is Cookie, everyone. Hello. Yes! Hello. She's 14, and her tea is what now free and a half so you can see my little baby's really old And she was sleeping really heavily she was mine her own business well she met a puppy earlier

So she said a really full day In your book. Well when she runs straight in and went right over to her she's like no I haven't got the energy. So they are our, I don't think the cats will ever join because they're not that type of cat and I think my female cat Cupcake is gonna rip Hattie's eyes out if she goes near her again. I mean she was coming for a fight yeah she was coming. She was coming for a fight yes she was coming she was coming for a fight I've really enjoyed this episode I really have I'm not gonna lie me too I feel like we really enjoy the filthy smarty ones because it's so funny it's so funny I mean we could have gone on and on and on and on just of this list look and this I'm gonna really enjoy listening back to this same as I did slightly professions.

I can't help it, it just entertains me. And I haven't really cringed today. No, my butthole has winced a little bit. It's like when the dog barks, mine's been retracting. Just like let's be safe people. Thank you for joining us and a happy new year. Happy new year guys. And we're obviously for joining us and a happy new year. Happy new year guys. And we're obviously gonna continue going into the new year.

So like, follow and subscribe. Cheers. Bye. Oh my god. What do you think of that? What do you think of that? Well I think that girl has got everything that she deserves.