Middle-aged opinion - When tinder dates go wrong

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

I don’t even know where to start with today’s podcast. There are some really crazy stories about how people hooked up on Tinder, including attempted murder and two people meeting on the Reddit thread. Who is this woman hit more than once and tried to kill. follow along the stories this week. This woman could still be out there .They are really crazy and we hope that you enjoy this week’s Podcasts. Stay safe out there people

Wow, what do you think of that? What don't you think of that? Well I think that girl has got everything she needs. I like that colour. Have you got the matching crop top? Yeah. Nice. I'm very excited.

It's a nice little thick blanket. La la la. Right, I just need to like adjust my... I did press play didn't I? I have no idea. Hattie did mummy press play? What's that no idea how you did mommy press play was that you don't give a fuck oh truth yes yes yes I did oh look this is what I'm on on reddit

that's my child people yeah it's a It's a boy. Just in case anyone was wondering. He's the cool one apparently. It goes on and on and on. There's my crazy. Loads of it. I'm like just read and read and read. And I'm like I wanna get a life mate. I don't know why I'm so into Tate.

I think it's because I want the downfall. I'm desperate for the downfall. I think it's because I want the downfall. I'm desperate for the downfall. Such an evil person. You need to know what happens. I need this person to be stopped and I just don't understand how it's not happening. But anywho. I'm tired. I know. Do you feel a bit tired today? No, I'm okay. Apart from my little crickety. I think once I've had the run I'll be fine. Oh, so I've got the skipping rope there.

But it's got balls on the end. Yes, so it counts it. But I haven't got to worry about hitting things. And then I brought this yesterday. Literally from a shop down the road. Oh, so do you know we've been on the walk? Yeah. Did what? I was like, fuck!

Yeah, it's hard. But I reckon if I can be consistent and do it every day, I'll be able to pull myself up. Because that is upper strength as well as out. Great, so you'll be able to pull me up. That's what I'm saying. Awesome. You go first. Teamwork, babes. Yeah, just while I'm on the subject before we really get into the podcast, can people like, we really love a team for Tough Mudder. In May, we're doing the Infinity.

We are. It's not just the Infinity, because the Infinity is actually eight hours. We are doing the Europe's toughest. Yeah like Ivi and we'd really love a team and if not a team and you see us please help us, help me I'm a woman. Don't do that. Oh help us it's just difficult to get over. It's a teamwork situation. If we ask... Keely's not doing it, Helen won't do it.

No. I've still got to send a message on my work team thing. I keep forgetting. The minute I walk out of work I'm just like, come down. Yeah, you've moved on with your life. I get it. I get it. You know? Yeah, we used to team.

Because Harry said I would have done it if it was the five, we would have been five with Harry, if it was the five or ten but we're dramatic or whatever, you know, main character. In some respects he's right we are being dramatic because we have skipped the infinity and gone on to Europe's toughest mother infinity. But what we have. We've got eight hours. The most exciting part. The most exciting part of the whole day

is when we're done with, we're going Toby, Toby Carpery. We're going for a good, we're going for a good idea. That was such a good idea. My brain went. An epic moment in time. It was, it was, we were like. High five.

High five. That's the one. It wasn't a high, it was a double high five. It was a teary eye moment. Because it's all you can eat as well, isn't it? I'm only getting meat, Yorkshires and potatoes. That's it. Oh no, because I really like their cauliflower cheese.

I'll try it. I'm quite funny. I loved my mum's but I tell you you who done it was it Haley? I'm funny with macaroni cheese, right? I'm in fact I've never not my mum's no one's never found anyone I any ones that I like. Bills. Went up to Chris and Haley's and Haley's fucking mac and cheese was and Haley's fucking mac and cheese was outstanding. I was like, oh, I'll try it. And then I was like, yeah, more, hello. So that is, I don't know, I don't know what it,

it was proper cheesy, whereas a lot of them aren't. I can't have, I'm just gonna say, I can't have cheap macaroni cheese. Yeah, no, it doesn't say, it doesn't. It's gotta taste like cheese, I get it. It cannot be cheap shit, it's weird. Because I see, I watch a lot of videos, you know, and it's a big taste like cheap. I get it. It cannot be cheap shit. It's horrid. I watch a lot of videos, you know, and it's a big thing in America. And they do a lot of mac and cheese.

And it looks amazing. And her mac and cheese was good. You're meant to put four different cheeses in, aren't you? Oh, I can't even think of what it's called. It's like a Jamaican mac and cheese pie. Right. Fucking amazing. Oh really? If you ever go past like a patty shop in Jamaican and go in and get the mac cheese. We'll do it. Oh my god. Oh my god it's just packed in pasta. It's just sesame. It's the cheese for me and I don't like overcooked pasta either. No it's good. Yeah yeah. Right so we need to do a lowdown of the week. You go first.

We haven't recorded for two weeks so as most of you know I do a little shout out. My cookie passed away. Those that don't follow on social media and only listen to the podcast. Cookie passed away last Tuesday, it was 21st I believe. So we didn't record that weekend because I had to pop up. Just to confirm also Cookie the dog. Well just if they haven't listened to the podcast. It's not my stripper name. No.

Rest in peace. Yeah so you probably heard her a lot of the podcast really. That's why I did do a shout on the social media but yeah it's a sheep hug so that was kind of my, that's all I've got really from me. What have I done? I don't know, my social battery's been really low. So I've kept myself to myself since New Year's. I have very much been to myself, I've been myself to myself the last, well since New Year's I have very much been to myself, I've been going to work. Emily turned 41.

Oh yeah, we bypassed that. Yeah, no I brought it back around on the 90. Because two weeks ago. Yeah. Which we recorded, we mentioned nothing of it on that recording. We didn't. We bypassed it. Yeah. Because last

year, turn four-way, it was a biggie for pretty much every single one of us. In our group of seven. We were so active, we were so social, we had such a brilliant year in all sorts of aspects of our lives and my boys went away after Christmas with their dad and at that point it was a moment for me to have a bit of reflection and just wind it down a bit and I haven't quite wound it back up yet. I think that's weather related as well though I think a lot of people out there are feeling like it's like do you know if we've only just left January today. It's been January for about three years now.

That's really rude, it's my birthday month. It's been January for about three consistent years. And yet we haven't talked about my birthday. Well what's left? Anyway, what's left to say about your birthday? Oh nothing, my point was that I had such a good year that actually hitting 41 wasn't such a big deal. I know, Jim said, and point was that I had such a good year that actually hitting 41 wasn't such a big deal.

I know, Jim said, am I doing anything? I said fuck off babe, I had a 40th, what more do you want from me? But not in the sense of, oh my god I'm turning 41, I don't want to talk about it, I wasn't sad about it, it was just... Socially done. Yeah, just, let's just carry on, let's not make a deal out about something that I'm not too focused about. I was the same as you, I felt socially done and then I got really ill didn't I as well, Yeah, just let's just carry on. Let's not make a deal about something that I'm not supposed to know. I was the same as you. I felt socially done and then I got really ill didn't I as well. I had that killer flu thing that tried to kill me.

It didn't work obviously I'm still here. That was fucking awful that was. Peace! But yeah like you say, I do think January because you're so skint by the end of it's like it's like something else and the weather I hate the weather. It has been a rough January though. Although. We've had cyclones and typhoons. No we haven't had a cyclone, I'm being dramatic. I was like what's a cyclone? You know, like... But, yeah. Isn't that a tornado? So they're different actually, but yes, they're the same. Yeah, so I kept starting the nought to 5k on and off, on and off. I don't like running,

but because we're doing this dramatic day, I need to... Did we mention that we're doing tough on my back? Yeah, I need to jog and train and be fit, because when we did it last year, I didn't do very much. I we did it last year I didn't do very much. I did a bit but I didn't, same as Ems, we didn't do very much to prepare did we? No but it was fine and I think we did fine. We did fine, we did great. We did

great. The only thing that would have been better is if we had a bigger team. Yeah we had a laugh and that is what it's all about but because it's such a long day I just want my body to be able to cope with the consistent moving around for 12 hours that's it so anyway so I have now. She says consistent like we're not going to stop for a pee break. We're stopped for pee and our bars and dinner are we gonna have to eat We're gonna have to stop and actually go like a watering half hour or something. So we're taking our... I want to say they're like granola bars, aren't they? Like the energy bars that we took for London to Brighton. Is that right? Granola bars?

Yeah, I didn't take granola bars but yeah. They were fucking well-nice. I got my chocolate. Energy things. Chocolate and peanuts. They were mint. I had like jellies they were nice the jellies were ranked it was like swallowing snot no no they're no no no they were like a jelly sweet oh okay yeah so when we found tough mudder we've spoken about it before but they gave us like these half cubes of a cube and they're like yeah carry on and I'm just like brother is that all you can afford?

No they weren't even a cube, they weren't energy bars that they had cut up. Yeah. Which is fine tough money we were okay with it. Oh I wasn't I wanted more. Hang on. Sorry. But they could have just been a little bit bigger. I think half would have been fine. Even if they cut into three, that would have been better. They were tiny. They were just a real small, it didn't quite hit the spot. It did not hit the spot. So we're taking drinks and food as we go around each time we're stopping to have a little... I'm gonna need a backpack. Yeah no fine. I was thinking about last night actually

like the cycling backpack things that we had. Yeah I've got that. I tell you what I did see. Is it worth taking that? I might actually have a little look up. As long as we can crawl underneath. You know the little sleppy thing. I might just take it. I don't see why not. If it doesn't work the first, we're only doing the five on the first one, we just leave it in the thingy bob. I don't see how it won't work. It's the crawling underneath the net, that's the only thing. You can't wear those buns either. No, because it can't go up. I just fought a plait, one plait in the back of my head, that's what I thought.

You're just going to have to plait it back. But I had another point then as well. Sorry. No it's fine. Yeah so I did see someone on a video and it goes around your neck and it's literally like a shower, it's like a shower curtain that covers you and you get changed underneath it and then the pockets go right through so you can pull up and down your trousers and whatnot. Like a punch-o? Kind of, but like properly for that. So you tighten it here and you can fully get undressed underneath.

But isn't that one of those jackets that I really want? You can't get, I mean you can get, I really want that as well. I mean, if we want that. I feel like. Wasn't it like 170? Yeah. Yeah, still can't afford it.

I feel like we should do a GoFundMe for it. Yeah, we want the jacket. Just want the jacket, that's it. We're not asking for like... I mean, they are absolutely... I would live in that. Oh my god, it would be my favourite thing. It would be like my dressing gown, and walk in the dark.

No, no, no, no. I would live in it. I would live in it. Every day I go out, I want the army one though. Yeah. It has to be the art. Imagine if they got new colours when we go. I'd be so excited. Anyway, so.

Sorry. Yeah, that is like, yeah, it's just been non-stop. So, I did have another thought as well. The one that we've done about the date, I think needs to be the next podcast out. Because this is about dates as well the one that we've done about the date I think needs to be the next podcast out because this is about dates as well all right because then we've got free break can we yeah before this I can't remember what they were now there's a date in one what was the other one remember there was there's three isn't there it's two this is two this is the third yeah I can't I can't remember maybe I know we need to be mad and one was that not the day one was it the day's divorce divorce divorce all right how funny we do these things babe and then there's no, nothing, it's like completely

leaves me. It does. What did we do? What did we do? So we, and then like, we, I can't remember what you said about Valentine's Day either. Oh, we literally spoke about this last night. I know. Not even 12 hours ago.

It might have been 12 hours ago. Not 24 hours. What did we do we said romantic no love I love you no see I'm not up for the I mean it'd be nice to have some happy ever afters wouldn't it but where they actually worked out okay. It's not our style. It's not. It's not, but yeah, no, fine. But. Yeah, why not? You know, like, accidental meetings

which happened to be a happy ever after. You know, like, he ran me over and then we got married. Yes. Those sort of things, but you know, he was my gyneecologist I don't know he liked what he saw he knew I was blind I don't know

oh my gosh sorry you saying that I'm not shumping I can't even what it was I think I saved it actually I'm gonna send it to you but basically this woman came on she started talking about what was it was it the vulva? I can't remember but part of the vagina I can't remember what part it was basically you're not born with it and it grows. It's just on the site it's gonna shrink. It grows from puberty. Like a baby you don't have it as a child it like a baby, you don't have it as a child, it grows and then when

you hit menopause it shrinks and disappears. So at some point I'm gonna lose part of my vagina. I was all like really confused because I don't ever remember my vagina not looking like my vagina, not that I'm constantly looking at my vagina but you get what I'm saying. Yeah. Unless as pre-pure lessened children we didn't look at our vagina and the only reason obviously we do is to make sure we're clean and obviously When we're using sanitary products, hence when we notice these things you watch this Because I saw someone being like your vagina is gonna shrink when you go for the menopause I'm like, oh in what way what? Finally no from the menopause. I'm like oh in what way? What sense of a change? I'm probably like finally.

I'm not exactly. Yeah but it's the bit at the top isn't it? I think it's the bit at the top near the clip. That section there is going to shrink. I'm going to send it to you because she was just. I don't remember mine growing. I can't watch it because I was like anyone's talking about menopause at the moment. I'm just like, I feel like it's just everywhere. Even work sent out a message of we're doing a talk they've got about pre-menopause. I don't really understand this. Everybody around me is talking about menopause. People are like, as soon as you hit 40. Don't get me wrong, it's good to talk about it.

Yeah, yeah. I just feel like it's everywhere at the moment. But my point is, everyone's like, when you hit 40, you hit pre-menopause. Well, I've had bloods, so that ain't true. That ain't true. Right, and I don't believe that. It's not you hit, it's you now become susceptible

to going to this pre-menopausal state. And what is pre-menopause? You're on your last four eggs. Yeah, you're on your last life, innit? Which doesn't make you pre-menopause because you're still having your periods regularly. There is some sort of build-up to go into. It's just something else they like to say to us to make sure that we're completely depressed. The only great thing about the whole pre-menopausal thing is that it is actually a diagnosable thing and it is a disability.

Like you're alright because you're pre-menopausal and you are disabled. Will you go on HRT? Disabled? Oh, for some... I am disabled. This is a true story. It's a disability. Will you go on... HRT?

What? What is HRT? So, HRT... I am literally avoiding anything to do with... Okay, well I'm gonna tell you because you just talked to me about your lips. It's not mine! Well... Ours! You know... We're all female here. Yeah. When... because you just talked to me about your lips. It was not mine. Well, ours.

We're all female here. Yeah. When, what was I just saying? Yeah, so HRT is a supplement to replace what you lose when you start going through the menopause, when you actually hit the menopause. So it replaces your estrogen, progesterone. Do I want that? Do I need it? Well my mum didn't. And how much am I going to change dramatically?

Because you don't know. You actually don't know. Like you just said it's a disability. You have no idea what's going to happen. I personally through pregnancy don't think I went crazy. I was quite emotional my second one. Like I did cry quite a lot. But I wasn't. It wasn't that to do with the marriage though. There was a lot more going on. But through my first pregnancy I don't feel like I was angry or hormonal in the sense that I was crying like. I mean I did cry out of jacket potato how delicious it was. That is completely different from losing hormones.

But this is what I'm saying, what am I looking at? I think it's actually interesting that through pregnancy... Maybe we should do a full episode about it. Could that indicate how hormonally crazy you will go for something that is something that is something that we should look into could it be like if you were crazy then you're not gonna be so crazy through your menopause but if you weren't so crazy through that you're gonna lose that your shit when I was when I was pregnant I was lovely which is not me that's why I was nicer I was more

sympathetic so if that's the case you're all in for a lovely soft ride that could be something that if you know this if you medicated not medicated a medical person why don't you look in deal have been missed you mean a gynecologist no not even gynecologist like it's someone that deals with hormonal changes within pregnancy and within the menopause. The only thing I'm looking forward to is my friend said to me that before her menopause she had the migraines like I get because mine are hormone banks. Which is scary because I only started getting migraines February last year. My migraine started when I first got my first ever migraine was when I was pregnant with

Alfie. And that was the only one. One it was really really fucking bad I thought was gonna die and then I had about four with Harry and then nothing for years. And I think it's hormone and stress related because obviously it was after Paul's stroke and mum died that that is when that all really kicked up. But it's definitely in my cycle. It's all when I'm due on, when I'm having my period and then when I ovulate.

So it's all to do with that. So actually when I do hit menopause the relief of not having a migraine will be that will be like it's either that or you will be a full whole migraine going on what are you looking for about my phone? oh it's there and my phone yeah so that is definitely something to look forward to. Sit down. Not sure how to feel about the vagina. Might take some photos as a

memorabilia. Like those casting things. Yeah and then when you're old and you're showing the grandkids this is what I usually look like. Yeah we could do the casting like here's hope for you to paint. Yeah what is it? It's not like that anymore. It's all shriveled. Right.

It's a plaster of Paris sponge aren't they? That's what it is. Yeah it's just bizarre. But then I think as well like I think if we get in the best shape of our life right this year when I when I say shape I'm not talking about being skinny although I'd love to be skinny again I'm talking about nice and tone I think we should have a proper photo shoot because we are getting to the point babe where it's going to be not the same. Yeah. Yeah. That would be nice. I think that would be nice. I think it would be lovely to feel glamorous, to like.

It would be nice if all the other girls got involved in that too. I mean, that would be amazing. That would be good. Do you know what I was thinking as well? When do I start eliminating some of the stuff I wear from my wardrobe? Never. Oh, OK, sweet. So I just dress like a 12-year-old.

Forever. Forever. All the time you're comfortable in those clothes who gives a shit? It's nobody's business what you're wearing. I just don't want people to be like that's inappropriate you're clearly 80 years old and I'll be like I'm not look at my vagina I've still got lips. Amongst that response you also say it's a new business. How am I hurting you? it's not my problem that you dress like a granny and i dress how uncomfortable yeah don't hate me because you ain't many one of those yeah yeah it really is about embracing i feel like i've said this before but embracing who you are and who you're comfortable in being. And if you're comfortable in your skin, who gives a fucking shit? Like for me, I do definitely feel like

I've done another shift mentally with these five consistent days, babe, and I definitely will go today. Like I just feel like, I'm like, no, come on. Do it for you, do it for you. Now I'm gonna have to take a picture of my vagina to make sure they're included. They're? Them? Well, yeah, there's one in the, right, so anyway.

Were we done with the vagina talk? I mean, you keep talking about it now. I know, because I'm like visualizing. It's interesting, isn't it? Because I was just like, whoa. We were coming up with ideas for TikToks earlier, and she just suggests to anything. It's not a lie, to be fair. And then I went, but you have to get your nipple out.

She went, whatever, one, because the other one looks looks odd so then I was like visualizing her nipples because I've seen them I went no they don't. I was joking but okay. Glad that you pictured them. Thank you I appreciate that. I was like your nipples are fine. They're both good. And before you asked they were not lesians, we've just seen each other's boobies. I mean, that's what friends do. Yeah, especially girls. Yeah. Yeah.

Right, let's get on today. Hello everyone. What are you laughing at? The vag's still working. Let's just get on with it. Hello everybody. Yeah. Anyway, I feel like this has become the norm and I feel like if people don't like the chit chat, just skip the whole, you know, 40. Yeah. Anyway, I feel like this has become the norm.

And I feel like if people don't like the chit chat, just skip the whole, you know, 40 minute chat. Because I thought maybe I should do like a whole, just the podcast part and then create a separate bullshit chat moment one. No. I feel like. No. Because that is why I put the times on. This has been like

a continuous thing. Yeah we just chit chat but it's funny because I listen to Ghost Huns and then I forget her name but yeah she always goes tough because obviously people write in and she's like tough if you don't like the chit chat, skip it. And I'm like, just skip. If you don't like the chit chat, I put the times on. So, just skip. Just skip. You can see when we're reading, because I'm this.

And I'm like this. Exactly. And that's the only time I'm quiet. True story. Right, ready? If you speed it up, you'll see us proper mouth movement. Oh and the hand action. I'd give a good hand action. That's the Italian in me. Don't be jealous. She always gets jealous.

Right. She is. She's jealous. Are we ready? I can't wait to get to these stories but I'm not reading them till last. Am I going first? You're going first. Anyway, okay, I'll go and pick one. Yeah.

Right, go on. Right. Hello everyone and welcome to Midlaced Opinion. I'm your host Ellie. And I'm your host Emily and today we are looking at Tinder dates. Good ones and bad ones, I think. I've tried to go for as bad as I can get, but I do have a funny one that made me chuckle,

so I thought I'm gonna throw, I'm gonna put that in there. I'm gonna use the word good ones loosely then, like, because they're gonna be like good stories. If you sound good stories in the sense of good outcome. No, I haven't. Oh, right. Yeah, I mean, good stories and not good stories in the sense of good outcome. No, I haven't. Oh, right. Well, yeah. I mean, good stories and not good stories.

Yeah, I've not found, in fact, I didn't read one. No, I found a couple, I've skipped them. Oh, yeah, you're right. No one cares about your love. That sounds like Valentine's Day. Yeah, it's not Valentine's Day. Get over yourself. It's not what I'm here for.

Yeah, exactly. Not what I'm here for. So yeah, you start, my darling. So I'm here for so yeah you start my darling so I'm gonna start with this one because I'm old now I'm 41 I need a zoom writing what even more than last week more more than it's got worse it's got worse over the weekend so my husband's tinder date contacted me and now I know why he has stopped going down on me. Shut the fuck up. I love it. Like let's start there. I'm so happy. Let's start there. This has come from true of my chest on Reddit. We had three small children together and he stopped eating me out after I gave birth.

I missed it but he did me off other ways so I wasn't really bothered and didn't make a connection. Two weeks ago a woman contacted me on Facebook. She said that she said that this she that the suspect oh my god suspected that my husband is the one she's going out with and she showed me his profile picture how stupid are men nowadays or at least men in my country when you can easily find out their marital status the address and who lives at their address with one Google. Anyway in his profile it was very important for him that women he looked for are child free. Okay. I made a fake profile and started swiping men my husband's age until I found him. We started talking and he was not the same man I married. I mean, I know

it's him but he was cold, rude, horny and calculated. Only talked about sex. Not the warm man that came home to us every evening to help me with the children, tuck them, read them stories and then spend the rest of the evening cosying me up on the sofa. When I asked him why he only wanted child free, oh hang on what's going on, child free, he said I can't stand the look of downstairs on mothers. downstairs on Mothers. I have been living in a haze. I'm a sham. I can't live with him. I can't leave him. The woman who contacted me stayed in touch. She said she could help me find a job and she owns a few apartment buildings and is willing to give me one until I can start paying rent. How can life change so dramatically in just two weeks? So I can't stand the look of downstairs on

mothers. He is an absolute piece of shit. I'm assuming she's torn or something. What a pig. I don't think that a vagina after birth is any different from a vagina before birth in appearance because each vagina looks different anyway, right? I don't understand why she can't leave. I'm assuming she's got nowhere to go but then make him leave. Three young children is really the only thing for me that could potentially be holding her back because the family is not working. I'm also wondering if they're in a male-dominated country. Yeah she didn't specify her country. She didn't but she's like in my country and I'm just like, hmmm, is there a...

Because when she said I can't leave, she didn't specifically say why. So if you're here in the UK, generally you'd make him leave. So I'm like, there's more going on here. It just depends on that man as well. Yeah, he's a piece of shit. He's a piece of shit. He could have just not gone down on her but it doesn't sound like their sex life was depleted so he's nothing more than a piece of

shit. Like there's no need to cheat, what, just so you can eat someone else? I think she just seems really calm about it to be honest. She's had some woman contact her to say someone I've been seeing on tinder is your husband. I would just kick him out. And she's just like oh I know I'll make a profile and check with him on there. I think she had a plan. I think there was a plan there. I would be like get out and go eat this. Get the fuck out and you know you can eat as much pussy as you want you piece of shit All of that because you can't eat his wife's pussy It's that's what it feels like to me like he's cheating

Because he wants to eat pussy, but he won't eat hers because she's had three children She doesn't say that their their sex life is depl. No. He specifically just won't have dinner anymore. You know what I mean? It's just like. Just, I don't even know. Or. There's not enough information is there now? Or he's always been sex crazed.

So. Yes. So top comment yeah. Please, please, please get an STD test. I'm so sorry you have to deal with this. And then someone else then goes into not only get a get a panel now but get tested in about six months just to make sure. I went to my doctor and just told them I needed STD testing. I included that I found out my partner was not monogamous monogamous

monogamous monogamous the office was very sensitive and kind each step of this sucks it's not something you did OP they are often support groups in person and online for those who have been betrayed. I highly recommend finding one. I feel less lonely to have people who get it. Please note you have to ask for HSV specifically. It's often not included in a standard STI panel. So if I work in a doctor's office. The OP got deleted but it says good point didn't think of this thanks. Again something else got deleted. They're very calm. That's what I just said like she seemed so calm. I think you are calm in situations like this. You are very calm. Yeah, but this, this for me, she...

It feels like she had some sort of plan because she's gone onto this page, made an account, and started talking to him through this account. She's talking to her husband as a fake profile. So I'm more intrigued of what was your plan for that? What did you want to find out? What did you want from that? This woman said this, she didn't buy it until she had it for herself, saw it, she needed it for herself and then she wanted to know what kind of man aka the man she married had three children with would go out and cheat on her?

Then, you know, you go through the thing, innit, of when did this happen, how did this happen, you've been there. You understand. This is ridiculous. But I think she needed it to be real, and it wasn't real until it was real, do you know what I mean? But he's a piece of shit is there a follow-up on her account at all not no it was deleted account was deleted but wait you go down to OP or her full account has been deleted everything for OP is deleted okay yeah she's got rid of

her account so we'll never know. We will never know. Which is upsetting. But no, I wish her all the luck in the world. I hope they are divorced now because he's probably, if they are together it's because he said he's going to change. Yeah. And he won't. Someone else said shout out to the Tinder date. A blessing in disguise, they call it. OP should really take that offer and some tests and some tests she should she should have I would have taken that offer that I've been doing the nasty with multiple people he seems active on the

app OP deleted she was an abusive she was in an abusive relationship with her husband who cheated on her and was violent towards her. She wanted to give me a safe space, I guess, in case I wanted to leave my husband. I mean, that's fucking great. She said she always wanted to be at her place. That is why she googled him. That is why she researched him. Yeah oh here she said he always wanted to be at her place the day he told me he was out of town so she got suspicious. She that woman did her first google search because of what she's been through. Yeah. She wanted to know who she was letting into her home. Turns out it is a piece of shit. But it can't be the UK because you can't go on the internet

and just search somebody who they are, where they live, blah, blah, blah. You can't. Unless the information is there for people to see, babe, you actually can can't so i can't go in the electoral role and see where you live i can't do that do you know what i mean even if i've got all your details you just can't i've done it i've done a few detective things myself in the past for you do you know what i mean so here it's more they set up other profiles isn't it and and block you from them so you don't realize Anyway, are you ready to move on? Yeah, okay So I'm gonna start with this one like I say Right. This is from tinder date stories. I really messed up. So I was up on a work trip

We were filming a TV show. I decided to get on Tinder, meet this chick, we met at my place, we smoked and then one thing led to another and we had sex. It was unprotected. know. Please all of you out there never do this. I'm telling you it's just not worth it. Now this is where things get weird. This was in August the 18th. We were baking out before we had sex. She had giant breasts. She said you want my milk don't you? I thought she was joking. Anyway, she might have already been pregnant, I'm hoping anyway. We talked after we had had sex. I say, I think you need to get a plan B. She said that she would on her way home. We text through the day, she says that she is taking it. I say awesome. And don't worry. Then on August the 25th, she said that the plan B didn't work and she's prego. She says I know I did that as well. I was trying

to date it. Okay. And she says that she's prego hold on. She says that it didn't work and that I need to send her money to a BOLT ASAP and text me all the information for the clinic, the phone numbers and everything. I say okay as I don't want this either, as we both can't afford a child and she already has one. She texts me the next day and says it's fine, she got it. And she saw and just wants to get food and cuddles. And if I could help her get things, I had to work and I said, I'm sorry, I can't.

And I don't get paid for a while. So I just chop it up to a bullet dodged and don't worry. Go on with my life as it was. Fast forward to Christmas Eve, I get a text, how are you? I say I'm good. She basically said that she has no one to ask but needs help. She asked me for money. I tell her I'm sorry

I'm not working right now. She then sends me a picture of her holding an ultrasound and it's my kid and I'm going to have to pay for it if I don't want to lose my license and go to jail. I'm hoping she was already pregnant because I feel like the 18th to the 25th would be too soon for it to be my baby, but I might be stuck. Anyway, hoping she's not prego and just looking for money, I told her I'm not sending her anything to a DNA test proves that it's mine. She says we agree that she wants a hundred pounds a week. I told you that I'm not sending you anything until I know the kid is mine because I don't know if it is. It's possible that you told me, how is this possible? You told me that you've got an abortion and lied so you could be lying don't hear from her for a while and I say well

we have other options there's already an abortion and other things she says don't talk to me I say okay I block her I did it but I'm a nervous wreck. The stress is just getting is getting to me. This wasn't worth it. Don't do this. Anyway if it's mine I'm going to have to grow up really fast and learn how to be a good dad like mine was to me. I can't imagine having a kid not being able to see it grow up. I want to be a great dad. This isn't how I saw it happening, but shit happens. Praying for the best, however it turns out, and just going to stop worrying about it. What ifs and so on. Any advice would be great.

I know that I've fucked up. So don't come at me. What's your advice? You go. Wow. She's not a good egg. No. Oh my gosh. What a mess. So I want to say it couldn't be his, but it can be his. Of course it can, but it can.

It could be his. Yeah. Slim chance. I would say... Especially to find out so quickly. Yeah. Yeah. But there is a possibility.

Wow, I... Fucking hell. Like... Wow, I... Fucking hell. Like... She sounds awful. I don't think... I mean, the fact that she's like, you want my milk, don't you? Makes me think she was lactating. Yeah, that was weird. That's a weird thing to say. It actually makes me feel physically sick.

I mean, I'm breastfed, but it makes me feel physically sick. I mean I'm breastfed but it makes me feel fucking sick. So basically I feel this girl is just going around trapping men in such a disgusting way. I don't think she is. I think she's scamming. That don't sound... She's scamming. Yeah, but I mean, there's an easier way to scam people than get pregnant. But how much is an abortion? Not in this country. Not in this country. So you're looking at...

Yeah, but you've still got to have the abortion. You do, but if you say to someone... This is illegal in America now. The only way to solve this is you've got to send me 500 quid because I've got to have this abortion Which is probably not gonna fucking say to do Right, no, I'm men are gonna send that are they so and literally a lot You've got to have the abortion because actually you're pregnant. I don't think she was pregnant I think she was breastfeeding her child at home

and I think it was a scam. But so do a lot, I didn't, straight away I didn't go there but it wasn't until I read the comments. But she is now pregnant. There's no proof that she's pregnant. Oh my gosh. So basically a lot of people in the comments, a lot were deleted so they must have been due a victory. But a lot of people in the comment a lot were deleted so they must have been draw victory but a lot of people have said this so OP replied to whatever

comment it was I can't see he says I've never heard of this so I'm going with it and it was a scam I'm hoping anyway I haven't tried to contact her she hasn't tried to contact me so I think it was all a scam. Plus the fact that she said that she was pregnant six days after, I mean, I just can't buy that. It's really quick. It would be, so five days is when a blastocyst, the process of becoming pregnant.

So you've got day one where the sperm in is the egg and then it goes through different stages and day five is a blastocyst and a blastocyst is basically where the inside of the egg starts to come out of the egg itself. When it's splitting? No. When it's splitting? No, no, no, no. So the splitting happens before. So day one, day two, day three, day four,

you're going through all the splitting process. Then on day five, the egg opens here and the inside, the cells come out to then attach. Yeah, and become the placenta. So that hormone is only just So that hormone is only just attaching, hence I don't even know what the HGC in her body would be for there to be a positive pregnancy test. It's so weird that I know all this shit but I know it. I don't yeah. So it's giving me yes... That's so weird. Where the fuck is all the comments just hold on yeah so it's giving me that she I don't think she was I think a scam so anyway there's no way she could have known that far now I'm not saying she couldn't have been pregnant with his baby but it's the knowing no from what all of my friends have said

that have children before. So I think it was a scam and I think he knows he fucked up. Would you ever go on a date and not use a condom? No. You know this is literally before Alfie went to uni. I'm like, the least of your problems is a girl getting pregnant. That is the least of your fucking problems. You're talking HIV, gonorrhea, fucking, what's the one that sends you crazy if you don't get it treated? The chlamydia. No.

No. It begins with S. Oh, chlamydia can make you... Infertile. Infertile. Yeah it's more. It can lay dormant. That's the women more over men but I'm just like mate. Just. That's a lesson learned. He will find out when was this. Let me just. It was two years ago. So let me just see if there is anything on his profile because he'd no, no, oh, at this point, no. So he would have said, I reckon he would have said, I'm a dad.

I mean, surely, hopefully, he could have gone onto that Tinder and been like, reported this woman. I hope so, I don't know, I've never used, did you use Tinder? I've never used Tinder. You didn't? No. Isn't Tinder just the fuck? I thought it was a hookup one. Fucking hell. You didn't. Isn't Tinder just the fuck? I thought it was a hookup one.

Fucking hell. Okay, so, today I fucked up is where this one comes from. Okay. So, today I fucked up by showing my Tinder date's mum my bare ass. Okay. I'm like, it's not bad, it's just your bum. Yeah, we'll see. Yeah, we'll find out in a minute.

I started hooking up with this guy from Tinder. Called Jonathan. He lived with his brother in an apartment and his mother comes occasionally to spend time with them. We decided to indulge in a little herb smoking one Saturday night. The munchies kicked in around 2 a.m. so we made some potato wedges in the air fryer. Come back and spooned to sleep. I wake up the next morning with his morning wood pressed to my butt. This for some reason turned me on

and we proceeded to have lazy spooning sex at 6.30 a.m. A bit early but yeah. I mean I like that she's put in actual time specifics in here. Yeah she checked, bear with. Hang on. What's it my fit bit? That'd be me. If I carry on the way i'm going one minute

yes i made my goal yeah four calories midway through it we heard his apartment's main door open tinder dude stopped and got up confused i was still lying on the on the bed wearing his t-shirt and boxers which were pulled down to my knees, art visible in all its glory. Now I was still under the impression that his room's door, that his room's door was locked. I was wrong. His mother opened the door and I swear she had the same expression as the shocked Pikachu meme. Yeah yeah yeah. She immediately closed the door. I ran to the washroom and got dressed and hid inside for a good 20 minutes trying to figure out if jumping from the washroom window would be a good escape plan or not. Turns

out she came early to take the dog who was in the same room as us the entire time for her vet appointment. I left as soon as she left. She later had a conversation with her 22 year old son about consent and respecting women she asked him if I was his girlfriend to which he had to explain his very Catholic mother that we're just two friends trying to figure things out. Spoiler we ended up dating. Thankfully his mother joked it off the next time we met saying hi I'm yeah Tinder guys mum. Nice off. I didn't get a chance to introduce myself the last time we met and chuckles yeah

so there's a PS we never ate the wedges and he found them lying in the airfryer later. Standard! Did we eat them? Yeah. And there was two edits which was thanks for the gold, kind stranger, so someone's already put something, and edit two, holy shit I can't believe this blew up, my can is just four days old. Man I love Reddit. And there's an edit three. This one's more like a clarification I live in a non-first world country where it's fairly common for people to live with their parents for parents to come over. His mum was supposed to pick the dog up to take her to the vet and was being nice by not wanting to wake her son up. She had the house keys which is

again fairly normal here. We were dumbasses." Oh I think it's quite cute. I like that they dated as well. Yeah. I think obviously because of the country he feels like it's a worse story than it is. It's more embarrassing for her but I'm sure she's got a lovely ass. Well if he's only 22 I imagine she's around the same and I think I think at that age generally your butt is pretty good. Yeah yeah I think it's a really cute story. I do I think it's cute I think it's funny. How would you react? Oh probably the same I think I would contemplate jumping out of a window. No, not if it happened to you, it would have been the boys.

Oh, I think I would have been the same as the mum. Yeah, I would have found it all quite funny. I wouldn't have had a go. No, I wouldn't have had a go. I would have left. I would have been like, I'm so sorry. And just carry on. Yeah. So, is that your friend? Is that your friend? Yeah. Do we need to have a chat? Yeah.

So the top comment was and that's how I met your mother. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Have you ever watched that? No I haven't. It's quite shit. Yeah I don't I'm not. Yeah I mean I get the reference but I'm just like, oh I couldn't get into it. Someone said I was hoping the wedges would come back into the story sooner. Yeah, I know that's amazing. Whatever. Right, are you ready? Yeah. My Tinder date story. I was on Tinder and I matched with a girl.

We hit it off half decent and it was around 9.30 p.m. Half an hour later she says that she wants to get a bubble tea so I suggest I've just remembered the end so I suggest that I pick her up and take her to get some and we can get to know each other and talk on the way there. So she sends me her address and I arrive. She took 15 minutes to come out. She finally comes out and I pull up beside her. My car makes a sound. I let off the gas and press on the clutch. My has a bowl a blow off off valve so it sounds like air releasing super louds. I can hear that in my head.

So it's a dump valve isn't it? Yes that's what I'm assuming he means and I don't know exactly what it is but I know the sound yeah that makes sense. As soon as I do that she says can you not do that? And I couldn't believe the audacity of this girl so I said whatever I tried it out I'll try it out and see if things get better. So we go to drive and I'm asking her some things about herself and she's giving me one word answers. She then tells me she doesn't like small talk so I start to I start to speed a little bit. Sounds like a fun day. Exactly like 20 kilometres over the limit and she started freaking out that I was going too fast and then says that she doesn't like... she chuck her out the window... she doesn't like my music so she changes it and puts on a Russian music. The girl was Canadian and I was thinking there is

something seriously wrong with this girl. Something seriously wrong with this girl. Right? Get ready. Oh no. So we get to the bubble tea place and she orders her bubble tea and she becomes a bit more talkative. She said that she wanted to go to the park so we went there and walked for a bit. She said that she was on Tinder to give people hugs and she asked me, she asked me for for one so I gave her one and then she

told me to rub her stomach so I took her hand and she moved it on her stomach and it felt like she was pregnant just in the starting stages and I was like okay this is really weird now. She kept telling me how she loves shrooms and acid. Now that I think about it, she did seem a little high. So I decided enough is enough. So I took her back to her place and she got out of, she got out and I made sure she was looking at me.

I flooded it out of the parking lot and drifted onto the street with my middle finger out the window as soon as I got out of my blonde hair can you imagine just a drive by fucking drive by I liked it made me giggle at the end. I thought that's hilarious. I mean the girls fucking batshit crazy Why I'm on Tinder for her you're on tinder for dick bait. You're on the wrong app Oh go on the hug out on there for hugs I mean maybe I'm gonna giggle and she had the audacity to touch his radio. Feel my stomach.

That's weird. That's weird. I mean, I'm sorry, I don't like people touching my radio in my car. You don't get to turn over the channels. Uh-uh. In fact, you don't really, I mean, we talk. You don't touch people's stuff. No, no, I play my music.

Harry changes my music. And then every time has a go at me that I have Spotify and YouTube music and tells me that I need to get rid of YouTube music and only have Spotify. And I'm like, they don't have all the songs. Yes, they do. I said, no, they don't.

And they don't. YouTube have all the remixes and everything. Spotify does not. And then he's like, oh my God. And then I'm like how many times do we have to have this conversation like you're paying for it fuck off so yeah no yeah I let him choose the music but I'm like do shut up I mean I have to admit when I was younger and we I used to go out with

like bunch of lads well not go out there with my boyfriends with my friends but we'd go out in the cars and they'd all have like body kits on their cars and someone would have dump vows and it was all like cool because we were like 18 years old. I went on a date with a guy who obviously was a lot older now and he was still very much into cars and he had a body kit and a dump valve and his car was bright orange and when he pulled up to pick me up I was so fucking embarrassed. Because of the color? That car was bright orange. I quite like the color of that. It was outrageous. Yeah I would have loved it. And like body kitted and was like pshhh. Now I used to love the dunk valve don't get me wrong

because you're like do it again. But I was horrified. I was horrified. Good work happening. I got in his car and I slumped right down he's like what are you doing? I said I'm embarrassed. And he's like what? I'm embarrassed. Yeah you're out of order. Yeah, I was. I was an asshole. I didn't see him again. You didn't deserve him and he's dumped now. I didn't deserve him and he's dumped now. I get it though.

If I was 18, I would have probably creamed all over his sheet. But. I'm sorry, you're talking about when you were older. I thought you were talking about when you were young. No! I would have been all over it when we were kids. But when you're like, late 30s, and you're like... Sorry, how old are you? Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

He was probably... And I'm like... 26. Yeah, I get it now. Sorry, I thought you were talking about when you were younger. I was like, oh, you're right, I've all got it. No! Although, I mean, I don about when you were younger and I was like, oh, you're out for all day. No. Although, I mean, I don't know shit like that don't impress me, but I would have been like,

you'd be like, do you like my car? I'd be like, yes, I like the colour. Yeah. You know me. I mean, I'm more for bikes than I am for cars anyway. So if you pulled up on a bike, I'd be like, right, I'll ride you on. You'd be like, yes. Let's go.

And it's shhhhhh! Don't pick up quite! But no, I was so embarrassed. Yeah, I get that now. I was thinking you were 18. I was like, oh well that's harsh. And I was a couple of seconds down in his bucket seat. So you never saw him again? Did he want to see you again? He messaged me. We had fun and I'm like, yeah. Your car's a no for me.

It's not you, it's your car. No, it's your mentality. I felt like I was just... The car would always be priority. Yeah, yeah, I was fine with that. It beats pride and joy. Oh yeah, and it was. And that's fine. It would be annoying. That's fine. I can deal with that it was

I felt... I actually think that's annoying it's a fucking car like relax. Too old to be in that situation. Yeah you were. I just thought too old. I remember going to like these rallies where that you know where they'd go up and do donuts and shit and like really enjoying it as a 17, 18 year old. Oh yeah, see I don't like any of that shit, boring as fuck. Only because I was in the car, you know. Do you ever, have you ever liked Grand Prix? Grand Prix? No, I'm never into cars. I just enjoy... Do you know, Paul watches that and like they just go round in a fucking circle. Watching it is boring as fuck but when I was in the car and we no, and we're going shhh No, I hated it, but yeah, I also like the thrill. Yeah. Yeah of might die

I get it. I just I I I used to be a bit of a thrill see yeah Yeah, I don't know. I feel like we are I said to you the other week let's jump out and play yam hi yank. You wanna do that again? Yeah. Done that. Right. There's yours and then I'm gonna finish with my two. Right yeah I am. Are you excited? This one's short I've decided to go with the short one. Are you excited about mine? I'm very intrigued. I'm very excited to read it to you. So this is short so let's crack on and get on with it. So this came on off my chest. My Tinder date gave me a wedgie. Okay. It's short okay. I'm not going to tell any of my friends this horrible story so I'm telling you guys. I went on ainder first date yesterday with a guy I had been

talking to for a few weeks. Everything seemed okay I guess. We were attracted to each other, had similar interests etc etc. Well there was this moment when he was stood behind me and decided to take a pull, to take a pull my jeans and, oh no, take a pull off my jeans, yeah, and look at my underwear for some unbeknownst reason. Just to look at your underwear. I didn't think much of it as as long as he didn't think much of it as long as he didn't grope me or something. I hate how people write. He didn't grope me. He instead decided to give me a massive wedgie.

If not for that I might have seen him again but I just can't get the fact that he gave me a wedgie out of my head and I would rather not see him again ever in my life. For your information, we're not teenagers. I'm 28 and he was 27. I'm still perplexed. I'm perplexed as well, unless, unless, right, so I've got two theories. Her underwear was rank, so he pulled it up.

Wedgie! Or, he was, she had nice sexy underwear and he pulled it up because it turned him on. They're my two theories. They're my two theories. I just I think it's weird that he pulled her trousers back to see her underwear anyway on the first date. But this is what'm saying, I still feel like Tinder is a fuck-app. It's weird. Like a... I'd be like what are you doing? I'd be like what are you doing? I'd be like what are you doing?

I don't know why, in my head Tinder is like you meet up for a quick fuck. In fact, if have a Google. The top comment was he panicked two laughing crying faces he got caught looking and went into his inner twelve year old self and someone said who told you? Intrusive faults win sometimes you know. Man I stay I stay losing my intrusive faults are overly intrusive they set up camp until they their demons are met. There's a lot of weirdos out there. Like me. I've got two theorists. Right, so, while Tinder may not be labelled itself as a hookup app, it is built for a quick light for being one. It's got a reputation for being one.

So, that's what I'm saying, like, when you say they're on Tinder and he's looked at her underwear, that's why I'm not, like, mortified by the fact that he has pulled back and looked at her knickers. Do you see what I'm saying? Jessie's fucking weird. I think it's weird, but I've never, I don't know, I've not dated in this generation babe. Listen, first off, if someone pulled out my trousers to look at my underwear, I'd be slapping their hand away.

I can imagine. Like, take their hand off me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Second of all, if his next instinct was to give me a wedgie... I'd be like, he's a creeper. I mean, I'd be laughing, but it would be like a, I need to leave now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, this... Well well you wouldn't see them

again sort of thing it is a weird thing but you know that person said it said it quite well he did it he probably looked and thought what the fuck am I doing and then tried to get out of it by giving the wedgie just what I mean meanwhile this dude is probably like dude I gave her a wedgie as a vibe check and she gave me one back I think she might be the one I Mean did she give him a back? I don't know someone's now says We're dumb men source myself a mouth on earth I

Can't believe I'm saying it ain't that deep.. No it isn't but I feel like I would be... That was weird. What the fuck? But I feel like the fact that she... It would still come under my weird date moments, like right up there with the butt plug situation, like it's just a weird thing to do. But the thing is, you would have confronted and said something about the situation in real time. OP said he just laughed to be fair I did give him a wedgie back but I didn't know what else to do. Oh. I wouldn't give him a wedgie back. I wouldn't have given a

wedgie I don't know I can't it's hard for me to answer that babe, but all I know is it ain't that big a deal. There's no reason she can't tell her friends. It's just a weird fucking story. It is weird, and I don't know if it, if not, I don't, I don't know. Someone said, the fact that you gave him one back is hilarious, what the fuck is that story?

That's what I'm saying. I feel really like, what's going on? That's what I'm saying. I don't feel like, I feel like this is being made out to be super fucking deep and it really isn't. It is not deep. It is not deep. Oh my god. We are moving on. I want you to brace in. Right. We need to buckle down apparently. Yes. This is deep. Very deep. So I came across this while searching last night. It does lead on to another post by somebody else with a very similar encounter but you will

understand as I go on. Go on. Right this is I'm gonna start with what I found first. Okay. Okay Tinder date tried to kill me. Okay. This was November 2016, Glasgow Scotland. I was desperate, I must admit I'd been single and alone for some time and it was driving me crazy. That's when I met Laura. She came across as a very sweet girl and all but she was in a hurry to meet me so I did. She insisted to go to the pub, nothing fancy was necessary for her and I didn't mind this. At first glance I knew I'd been swindled, she looked different from what I had saw before but I didn't mind. I was just happy to have a date and not, I'm not exactly good

looking myself. I gave her a chance to redeem herself. We got talking and after a few beers things started to get more intimate. Before I go any further she was quite overweight girl with long dark hair and she had eyeshadow similar to Amy Winehouse. She said that she was a huge fan of hers. Baby Ringo. I asked, I know that's what came to mind as well. I asked about her hobbies and interests etc but she asked me to talk more about myself. I told her about my job and she yawned sarcastically. Let's talk about your sex life, she said.

She had slipped her foot out of her shoe and started to rub my groin with her bare foot. Needless to say that I became aroused. So yeah, I didn't have much to say on that department as it had been a while since I had had sex and I was just very honest with her. I asked about hers and she said that her kink, that she was very kinky and that she's done things that I could never imagine. Want to see what I can do, she said. Let's go to my place.

So at that point I had started to feel very drunk which I was amazed at as I had only got my fourth pint but I did have two shots previously so I put it down to this. We waited for a taxi she was holding my hand extremely tight and whispering into my ear about some of the things that she was going to do to me that I had never experienced before. In a way, I actually couldn't wait to just sleep. My head felt heavy and the rest of my body, it was like the ground was moving beneath my feet. The rest was a blur. I couldn't even remember getting into the taxi, but I do remember falling down the stairs and then she was above laughing at me. Come on, she said, get your

sexy ass up here. I struggled up the stairs and before I knew it and what I can remember, I was in her bedroom naked and it had been like I blacked out. I tried to sit up only to find myself tied to the bed by my legs and my arms. She then entered the room dressed in bondage gear. I was deeply aroused and confused at the same time. She performed sex acts on me before having full intercourse. I laid there delighted. Don't get me wrong, but something still felt off about it all. I dozed off for a bit and I had been woken up by a weird screeching sound. What are you doing? I said as she was wrapping my legs in cling film. Hush now, she said, this is the best bit. I was no longer tired or tied to the bed,

but I felt very numb and couldn't move my arms and my legs. She kept wrapping me up from my legs upwards. I was screaming at the top of at the top of my lungs and she placed some cling film in a bowl in my mouth to shut me up. I was struggling to breathe at this point and had tried my best to dislodge the ball of cling film from my mouth. Eventually I was totally wrapped from head to toe and could barely see outside of the clean film. She told me that this was my punishment for being terrible in bed and that she had

many other victims just like me all wrapped up waiting to die. She left the room and I gave out a muffled scream then I felt myself slowly fading away. I woke up what was not the next day, which was the next day by now, able to breathe. This time there were people looking at me. They removed most of the clean film and had resuscitated me. I wasn't aware of this until I'd been told. It turned out that I wasn't actually at Laura's flat but an old fashioned hotel. The police were all over me asking me questions

about what had happened. I admitted to show them her Tinder profile but she had deleted me. I am grateful to my rescuers that they had saved me but forever traumatized by this incident. And I come up with panic attacks when I see people that look similar to she does. It took me years to finally trust people enough to go on dates, but I still on the road to recover mentally. I am glad that I'm still alive,

but wondering if she's out there and doing this to other people so let's just reflect on what I've just said to you. You're never gonna date again are you? Maybe you're right, that's all I've got in my head but wow, fucking hell. Yeah. She drugged him. She drugged him. And you know what it made me think of that time that I accidentally got drugs. Where I knew what was going on. But there was nothing I could do about it. Nothing bad happened to me people.

I picked up somebody else's drink at a festival. We were having a good time. I was safe. I was fine. But not a nice experience. Yeah. That is so fucking scary. I mean, when I read it, I was like, what the fuck? And is proof that women do this as well as men? Of course they do. Women are just as bad as men. It's just there is a higher profile of men doing it to women.

But I feel like we do try and include. Yeah, absolutely. bad as men it's just there is a higher profile of men doing it to women but what I feel like we do try and include yeah absolutely yeah so it's shocking there's not a lot to say no there's not the clean film thing I thought you were going into another type of fetish because there is a clean film fetish where it you almost suffocate your body and yourself to have a higher orgasm. I thought that's where you were going with that. That's like a fixation orgasm. That's where I thought you were going with that.

But you didn't. Which, can I just say, listen I know people have got kinks and if you ever do... So what, hang on, hang on, what, she left him in... She left him in she left him... left him to die left him to suffocate to death in the clean film which is bizarre because she must have booked that hotel I assume in a fake name cash could have been anything fucking hell right so could you imagine being the cleaner finding that no I can't and I'm so glad so many people traumatized through that I'm glad that he survived they say they

saved him he's very lucky to be alive very lucky to be alive you know they do this what we talk about like if you remember when you went on dates I was like let me know where you're going blah blah blah and I think now with the technology it's okay to share your location as well. And you should be checking in, male or female, you should be checking in and just saying, I'm all good. Because this isn't the first story of a Tinder date going wrong.

I have watched documentaries. Yeah, I just wanna quickly, before I move on to the next part that I'm gonna read, I just wanna touch on people. If you are into affixiation, erotica and all that sort of thing, there's nothing wrong with it. I don't want to say there's anything wrong with it because people have their own fantasies. I think that if you want to do stuff like that, just make sure someone's with you and it's a safe environment. Don't do things like that if you're on your own

because there are so many stories of people losing their lives because they were trying something sexual and like I say there's nothing wrong with your sexual fantasies but always try and be safe. That's the only thing I want to say before we move on because I've not long read a story about a poor boy doing it and his mum finding him. So you know, anyway let's get back to this. So the top comment, this is where my whole evening took a turn and I was up till four. Yeah. So it says, so I swear I've read the story before from a different guy's perspective. A few years ago, he said to meet the girl as well and that she told him that she had tied someone up in clean film and left them in a hotel room. This guy said he didn't know if the story was true but

hoped that it wasn't. I can't remember much else. He picked up that she was a psycho and left and she's still out there apparently and needs to be stopped. So the OP is like was it on here? You've just traumatized her again. Was it on here? Send me the link. I need to contact this person. So this is where I haven't gone through the rest of the thread because I moved straight on to... What happened next? Right right so this is somebody else that is posting about his story which will become clear so he has called this Tinder's date with the devil's door. I saved that one right okay this that's it that's okay go on I only skipped through it. I was just fresh off a major split up and some friends of mine encouraged me to use Tinder.

After witnessing my friend use it himself, I decided to give it a go. What could go wrong, I thought? I spent hours on swiping and swiping, matches some didn't but it was fun and then swiped Linda and we matched a decision a decision I would end up regretting we spoke for a few weeks on and off and got to know each other. She seemed like a nice girl. She was a bit older than me yet looked a whole lot younger. She wasn't fussed about going out for a meal or to the cinema or anything traditional, romantic. So we arranged to meet up at a bar instead. Similar, right? At a glance, she was barely recognisable from her profile picture.

She looked a lot older and had clearly gained a lot of weight. Already the first red flag was starting to show. That's not the major problem though. We got our drinks and got into some conversation. We seemed to have a lot in common, maybe too much. In my instincts, I had the impression that she had perhaps did some research on me somehow and was trying her best to impress me. There came a point of awkward silence and I thought something to say, something to say to kind of break the silence but she already beat me to it. Let's talk about sex she said. I was too stunned to get my head

around how forward and straight to the point that she was. She asked me about my sex life and what stuff I got up to and to what my previous, what I did with my previous partners. We exchanged our stories, to be honest, mine didn't seem half as exciting as her dramatic ones. So I just made stuff up. I never feel comfortable talking about this to someone on a first date.

It was at this point that she revealed something to me that made me sick to the pit of my stomach. She told me that she liked bondage and that she liked to torture and abuse people just for fun. One story in particular, she told me that she had tricked a man into getting into bed and with her and how shocked he was to lay down on a bed full of thumb tags. She told me that only the week before meeting a man off of tinder got him to take her to his own flat that she and said that she was all prepped, had a full bag of items in her car, bondage tools. Then to my horror she told me that she had wrapped him up in cling film over and over again, head to toe until he was almost mummified and then just left

him there in his own flat on the floor abandoned. She laughed as she impersonated his mumbles and his pleas for help. He's probably dead by now, she chuckled as she sipped her drink. At this point I decided to leave. There was no more point in staying. I didn't even want a question whether it was a joke or not. I just got up and left. She attempted to kiss me but I swerved out of her way. I just got up and left as soon as I could. Safe to say I never met her again and I hope I never will it's the same woman but that was a different bloke this was a different man I know the guy she mummified is a different bloke

maybe maybe there's somebody else she's well she said it was in his own flat yeah but whereas the other guy he was in his own flat. Yeah but. Whereas the other guy he was in he went back to her place but it wasn't her place. It doesn't mean that she um. It means it's another person. Or she's just saying in his flat but I understand so I'm just gonna have a quick before I read the comments. But if that was another guy in his own flat the possibility of him being dead was probably higher Well, yeah, because there's nobody there All my life Wow, yeah, this is a warning to every massive massive warning

Chief dead after being wrapped in clean film during sex game. There are loads of stories, babe. There's a man that's done it to a woman. It's a thing, isn't it? It's now a thing and I didn't know it was a thing. Right, so

I just couldn't believe it. Like, when you put the two together. Right so somebody said okay but like seriously fucked up who tricked someone else into their kinks especially and then leaves them with no way to get out I really hope that you reported her. I did they didn't seem to take it seriously and never heard anything back. One of the guys she racked in clean film at least, the one I've just read, was left in an old-fashioned hotel, not his home, but other than that I'm

pretty damn sure you both met up with the same psycho. Only it sounds like she drugged this other guy then clean wrapped him into plastic mummy and almost killed him by leaving him there. Luckily he was found in time. This poor dude is completely traumatised. I hope someone catches this chick ASAP. It sounds like that she is possibly a serial killer. I am glad you got out of there. She got you, she got you and that she didn't get you drugged up and took you somewhere to hurt you or kill you. Stay safe out there people. It's scary as hell. It's just so fucked up

there's people are like people have done what I've done gone to see if they can find any other men yeah found dead wrapped in clean film who def- so this woman is possibly still out there on tinder I think it's a little bit sad that he reported it and nothing's come of it because actually if it was a guy That a woman reporting a guy They may have followed that up Quicker what I think is concerning as well Is that if people are turning up on a date and this person isn't who their profile was

And they're still continuing with the date. I know some people feel really ugly or whatever, it's not that I don't understand that, but I think if I went on a day and I'm meeting somebody that looks a certain way, not because I'm shallow, but if they turn up and they're a completely different person, well that's strike one, mate. Straight away, because you've lied about what you look like because you think whatever it is that I think, but you've already been dishonest and shown to be untruthful. It's really like the start of position, you've already fucking lied. So because you've made a decision that I'm shallow, instead of saying, listen, I'm not quite my

profile picture anymore that would really piss me off more than anything I be like what's up fuck I wouldn't have stuck about but it was very much in the attitude of I I don't have to be here like I've chosen to meet this person and you ain't it yeah I'm out of here. Everybody is like, holy shit, this is the same woman. I'm just seeing if anybody else is like, it's the hotel staff that saved my life, you know. There's one here, the Hello Gypsy.

Can you see him? I'm on the same story. He says your story reminds me chillingly of something my ex told me a few years back. He used to abuse steroids and have a serious meth problem before I met him. Also came to find out he had issues with sex... I've got to zoom in, I can't read it. Find out that he had serious issues with sexual violence as well. Anyways, he told me this story about how he was all mepped out one night and had sex with this girl in a hotel room. She had no clue what was about to happen but he got all hardcore BDSM on her.

Is that where you hit them? I'm gonna have to google BDSM. Hopped her with his belt and just left her there tied up like that, naked and crying on the bed. Not nearly as bad as the story because at least a maid would have eventually came to clean the room but I know for absolute certain his story was true. There are some sick and twisted people out there it's scary. BDSM is a variety of erotic role-playing involving bondage, discipline, dominance and submission. Right. It's violence. So somebody else has put a link in and asked, so I've gone back to my first story, and a police hunt murderer after bands, de-corpse in body found, wrapped, partially buried and wrapped in plastic.

In America. There is a serial killer who's on fucking Tinder people. serial killer who's on fucking Tinder people. Oh is this, did you go on to, I went back. Sophie AG, okay but did you see this as a link? So hit the link and make sure it's, if it's the same one, because if it's another one it's a serial, is it already a serial killer and might,

Oh no, I hope he said yeah I saw this too. Tinder date trying to kill me. Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, that's like, right. So, this article, this is UK, yeah, Tinder, right. Scotland, yes, in Scotland. Scotland Yard is hunting for a murderer after a maned, decorpsing body was found in a popular

beauty spot in Epping Forest. The male victim was found at Harrow Pond, sorry if I get anything wrong, yeah I'm dyslexic, at around 7pm on Wednesday night after passers-by reported by reported it and spotted it and there were rats scurrying around. For fuck's sake. The body was found partially buried and wrapped in plastic in a undergrowth of crusts in the woods. A post-mortem has confirmed that the man was murdered and Scotland Yard said the body may have been laying there for weeks. Police have identified the victim and informed his next of kin. Fuck off, I'm reading that. No, hold on, I'm almost at the end. Right. Hollow Ponds is a busy and popular local beauty spot with a calf and boat in lake. Detective Sheriff Inspector Jimmy Piseo said, who is leading the investigation,

it is also surrounded by a number of busy roads, including crosswalks. He would like everybody who may have been so basically somebody has found this and sent it to the first victim who hopefully is sent it to the second victim and they have both contacted the lead detective I can't see anything about them being found but we have a serial killer, female serial killer, it's a lot rarer than male, do you know that? Okay, I mean we could go on all day with it babe, so I just want to say to everyone out there, again, please be careful.

It's massively about staying safe, like it's fun to share your stories because something gross happened or they're weirdos or like... This is a reminder. I mean at the end of the day people are in this actual situation when you're in that situation it's fucking scary and the fact you can get away and go oh my god listen to my story. I mean we're enjoying the stories but actually this is real life. Yeah. And that's this is your life. and that's this is your life and that's what I'm saying like there's no like live 360 all of that you should be checking in when you're on like we definitely when you

were on dates I was like definitely always tell someone where you're going yeah and just check in all good not good have a code word I just think you know because if I don't know I got I got kids young a young man I suppose he's 18 and he's you know dating and whatever and I would be I don't know beside myself like he was a lucky man this one the the one in the news article was not so lucky so that is the message that's why I saved it to last because it was heavy so we do hope that is the message that's why I saved it to last because it was heavy. So we do hope you've enjoyed today's episode we know it got heavy but I also think it's a really important message. Yeah. To end with. Yeah online

dating is scary. Can you screenshot profiles? Yes you can. Did you? Yeah. Before going on the date and all the messages? Yeah yeah yeah but a lot of them I've screenshot just to take the piss of like nope. But if they delete you, does their messages all delete as well? Yes. Yeah let's start screenshotting people if you're going to go on a date with this person just send it to a mate or even if you've got it on your iPhone it's in the iCloud because if something happens to you they'll be able to find out and when you go on the date why aren't people taking a picture of this this person and just quickly sending it off that should be like because that's kind of a weird thing to do isn't it? I don't know. No weirder than pulling out a butt plug.

Yeah but I feel like that should be normality like take a picture say sorry my mates a psycho send the picture done so if they don't like it they soon get up and fuck off. You can say it's weird but how weird is it nowadays? It is weird to walk up to somebody and take a picture of them. I know see that bit, that's my, that's what I'm putting out, that should be a new thing. That should be a new fucking thing where you take a picture, send it off so if anything happens to you at least the police have got a fucking proper picture. You know what I mean?

They can see you from space if you run a red light but if you get the police have got a fucking proper picture. You know what I mean? They can see you from space if you run a red light, but if you get murdered in the street, they can't figure out who the fuck you are. There's no pixels. Oh, don't. Anyway, don't get me fucking started. This is what you need to do.

Right, so. It really is about being safe. It really is. Like, don't be embarrassed that you're used in social media to go on dates. No, I know. Like, let your friends or at least your best mate, let someone person know where you're going to be, what you're doing. Get the live 360 so that you can track my phone. Yeah. You know, just turn that shit on. you can turn it on and off Just turn it on for whilst you're out for those couple of hours. Yeah, let your mate know If you go back to the house leave it on. Yes, leave it on code word

Screenshot that take a photo of that person's face and say I know it's psycho, but so is my friend done. I Don't think it's that weird I feel like that's completely acceptable. It's about keeping yourself safe. We're talking to men and women here. Yeah absolutely. This isn't directed at one single person it's directed to people who are dating on social because we're very aware that social you can AI this shit up proper so you just you know it's not it it's easy to say you know meet the way people did before same situation no matter how you meet like yeah and always buy your own drinks yeah I feel like that is a massive like yeah always

buy your own drinks yeah but he might have got up to go toilet I can't imagine that she brought the drinks I've got feeling she brought the drinks. I've got a feeling he brought the drinks. He probably got up, went to the toilet, and she was like, yeah, victim number two or whatever. I mean, you just gotta be careful with drinks, haven't you? You do, you have to. It's like a- You have to. That is definitely more of a 10 year thing, this whole spiking shit. Do you remember when it was rife in Sutton?

You had to really be careful. We were still going clubbing there. I mean, spiking, it just got crazy, that's all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was always there. Or maybe it's the social media, so we heard about it more. Right, I think that's it. I think we're done.

But equally, you know, dating can be fun too. Oh, God, yeah. You never know, you might meet the one. I don't know if Tinder's the one where you're meeting people to spend a long amount of time. Probably time. Because from what I've read and heard, it's more... From what I heard, you should also be careful on places like match as well. Just saying.

Yeah. Just be careful. Yeah, use protection. And let your friends know. Where you are, yeah. It's definitely recommended. Even your dog agrees, don't you babes? She looks fucked. She's just like, I'm with you, let's just not.

We're alright. Right, so thank you for joining. Please like, follow and subscribe if you're enjoying our content. Follow. It does help us out and makes us feel good. Yeah and I hope we're making you feel good too. Yeah. Last night when we were running, here let's end it with this.

We weren't running. Alright sorry. Stop telling people we run. Last night when we were walking we saw a man changing completely naked so I let out a whistle and then Emily ran. I did run, I'm lying, I ran last night. Just fully in front of the... No! We were minding our own business walking along, you know, we were out doing the walk. He was minding his own business with the light off in his room you could see the whole light, but you know what, it's lit him up

remember that story, slightly confession, that girl, it was all on purpose and I wasn't being a pervert, but you know, these are beautiful houses massive houses, massive windows, and I was like, oh my god, it's lit me up he's completely naked, so I gave out a nice little visual she liked it I thought she went back to have a little pair. That's what I thought she did and Then she wolf whistled and yes, I know I won. I had a red coat on they were going to see me I was in black, but you know what? It gave me knocked out ginger But we didn't just run a little bit. We went down to the end

of the road. I was like, I peed a little bit, which was even funnier. I wasn't being seen. I was like, hee hee. I was like, I'm having it. I felt about 13. It was good. A bright red coat. I'm never wearing that again. That's a nice little pleasure with me, just in case I do something. So, is that why you brought the bright green coat today? That's not bright green. You can't run in that. No because we're not running. Okay you can't jog in that. I'll be fine. Okay no complaining. I'm not gonna complain. Alright sweet thank you everyone for joining us until next time. Yeah. Right it's obviously you've got Gap.'re the one now I'm all the wires so fucking rude

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