Middle-aged opinion - Where there is no imagination, there is no horror!

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

Hi everyone, today, we are still covering spooky stories from mimics the haunted houses. We do array of stories to get the shivers running down your spine in our Halloween month we hope you enjoyed today’s podcast

Wow. What do you think of that? I think, what don't you think of that? I think that girl has got everything that she deserves. It's gonna get to that point where we're in the blanket again. The heated blanket. I've got like a heated sheet thing that I've put underneath the, you know, I've got the blankets on the sofa. So I've got like a heated sheet thing. I have had it on already you know no yes it's been

cold i don't leave it on i just put it on to warm me and then turn it off i just want it on my feet a little bit yeah i know see it is like i've got no socks on it's getting to the point where it's like oh in the evenings i want to see what the temperature is it's nine nine degrees it's quite a drop oh it's 12 tomorrow right spoiler for the uk do you think no apparently there's snow in africa Apparently there's snow in Africa. Oh behave. I'm gonna have to google it now. Let me have to google everything. Snow. And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time. Greatest gift they'll get this year is life. When nothing ever grows, no rain or rivers flow.

Told you. Lions enjoy unusual snow. Springtime snow in South Africa. Yeah, everyone's like, that's never happened before. I'm Snow in South Africa. Yeah, everyone's like, that's never happened before. The world is ending really soon this Christmas time. We're in the wrong pod. It's not Christmas.

It's not. Right. You're starting this time, by the way. Hello and welcome to... No. Oh, sorry. Not that bit. Oh, sorry. It doesn't sound right when you do it. No, it sorry. Not that bit. Oh sorry. It doesn't sound right when you do it.

No, don't. Shall we switch it up? I don't even know what you say, I just go and I'm Emily. That's all I know what to do. And today we are... Emily. Today we're Emily. Today we are an Emily.

That's all I know what to say. Hello everyone and welcome to Middle Asian Opinion. I'm your host Ellie. Hello Emily. See that small bit. And when I find you looking at me it just makes me giggle. I feel like I look at you all the time when you're talking. I know I'm like. It's because you go. And I'm like. I don't know who this woman is. I don't know why I do it. It's like when I pick up the phone, hey, yes, hello. But who you start as, and who you end up at the end of it as.

I end up as me. You're just like, this whole journey. Yeah, but don't I always end up as just me? Yeah. You go, oh, fuck my fat ass right now. As you get up.

And I'm like. What I've noticed as well is with certain stories, when I, like, fully go into the character, and then I change my accent, and I talk like that about different accents, even though it doesn't specifically say that they're from the farm. But they are now. Yeah.

I don't know why I do that, but I remember working at Wilco and answering the phone in the evening going yes hello Wilco Ellie speaking how may I help you my mum she went Ellie is that you because normally I'm like you're right bye Michelle speaking he didn't even know that I could you should have said Michelle he'd be like who are you yeah we don't have a Michelle word Michelle that's funny right uh yeah so today we're gonna be looking at all things spooky and supernatural and encounters and just hocus pocus horror and Halloweeny Halloween deliciousness I'm trying to think that's not even a thing.

Let's do Jaws. I was trying to think of a Halloween trick. But there isn't really any, is there? Yeah, but it's more like... I don't know, that sounds like a bed um what's the famous halloween um come little children i'll take thee away you don't know that one into a land of enchantment tell me you know who that is. Hocus Pocus. Yeah. But that's not a horror, though, is it?

Yeah, but they're taking the children away. Yeah, because they deserve to go, really. What, the kids? Yeah, little arseholes. Yeah, little arseholes. Have you watched Hocus Pocus 2? Excellent. I want to say yeah, but I'm not sure.

Anything with those. Possibly. I think it is. I think me and the boys did last year, you know. Yeah, same here. I thought it was great. Right, you're kicking us off. I'm kicking us off.

I'm going to be starting with... Scary Encounter is quite short, actually. Sweet. Double Ganga Husband or something else. Mimics mimics i mean who wants two husbands really not me not me brother thank you oh i've just celebrated before she gets onto it my 20 year wedding anniversary well done 20 years well nobody's died no one's died nobody stabbed each other nobody's been stabbed i haven't hurt him in any way he hasn't hurt you in any way yeah i feel like we're winning honestly you've done

great yeah i mean he annoys me endlessly and i annoy him endlessly you know that's part of it i show i took him uh the other day to pick up my youngest and uh he just complained about my driving the whole way and I was like really really you're complaining about my driving you're a lunatic yeah apparently I'm not a good driver wow I feel like I am a good driver you do all right yeah I've been in worse car driving I've you know I've had a few scrapes here and there but ultimately like I try and be careful you haven't been driving long though have you only eight years eight years though babe still quite long what about you I passed when I was 17 wow

I've been driving longer than you've been married a long time damn I mean I should have done that but moving on right over to you okay double gang a husband or something else okay so I know this isn't the most horrifying but it scared the living daylights out of me for content my master bedroom is upstairs and connected to the master bathroom and the bathroom also has a door to the hallway my son was already asleep and my husband was in bed. I had been washing my face, important because I did have my eyes closed for a minute. That bit of information was important. Yeah, it's like I wrote it where I had the extra bits that we don't need. Yeah, go on.

As I was washing my face, and her eyes were closed, I heard my husband call my name and say, come down here. I had just wiped my face and started heading downstairs when I noticed all the lights were still off. Weird. I took a few steps down the stairs and said, what's up, babe? And my husband replies sleepily from the bedroom what no I have never ran back up the stairs so fast in my life he had been asleep and never heard a thing I swear what I heard was my husband's voice I have no idea what this could have been but it definitely freaked me out it's giving mimic do you know how

many stories honestly i hate i hate these stories do you know how many stories of mimics are coming out more and more i think the more social media grows and the more people that are connected around the world more things are coming out and i personally think it's getting to a point where we can't deny it. Yeah, this person's a bit of me. My guess is your husband was probably sleep talking. That's where you'd go? Would you run up the stairs then or just walk? I mean, that would be logically the right answer because that makes sense when she heard her husband.

The only thing that don't make sense about it is she heard it from downstairs and he was in bed. That's what I'm saying. Clear, like he weren't asleep either when he called her and op actually said i'd like to think that too but my brain fooled me but i swear it came from downstairs maybe husband is a secret that's not even funny no he's and it's giving mimic and I and I send it I send this stuff to you now no I don't like it yeah I know I'd like to send it to you and then sometimes I'm like but yeah she won't sleep tonight hey giving mimic is giving my hey it I hate mimic what is a mimic I don is giving mimic. I hate it. I hate mimic. What is a mimic?

I don't know. What does it look like? And what happens if you go to it? You're going to have to Google. I'm going to. What is a mimic? What is a. Listen, and this isn't me manifesting or any bullshit like that.

No. I'm just looking for... For informational purposes. Images, yeah? Er, yeah. No. Let's see what it says. That's stupid.

Did you ask what a mimic is? This is images of what is a mimic. This is what... So people don't really know. The mimic. There's a horror. Ooh, might have to search that one again. Watch out before I go to bed tonight.

Go on normal Google search. You want to see what the top thing says. Yes, if at all. Right, mimic. Mimic. Someone in their actions or words. That's what the verb, adjective what is a mimic ghost a type of ghost a ghost type uh the mimic a ghost type in the game um

um theomorphious no yeah anyway Which is able to switch into alternatives. Attributes to resemble any other ghost in the roster. Unless it's just something that fucks with people. Do you know what I mean? Or is a mimic creature. was a mimic creature this book describes mimics as strange and deadly creatures that can change their pigmentation and shape they use this ability to lure this is hapless but i think it's supposed to say helpless yeah victims close enough to slay the book knows that the weapon striking a mimic becomes stuck to the creature's thick slimy adhesive through the weapon can be pried off yeah it doesn't sound good

mimic dungeons and Dragons oh interesting maybe I don't know I just find it weird is there something similar like that in oh what is that oh shit I can't think of what it's called I don't know what you're even thinking about. I can't even think what it's called.

But I bloody sat and watched the whole poxy thing and I was supposed to watch it with the eldest and he watched only a couple of them and you've watched them all. Oh, you're talking about Stranger Things. That's it. Is there something like that in Stranger Things? Kind of. You're talking about Stranger Things. That's it. Is there something like that in Stranger Things? Kind of.

You're talking about the things in the first series, in the first one where they're like... A mimic. And they've got like... But they're not mimics because they don't turn into anything else. But I know what you're saying. You're thinking of the slime and all that sort of thing, aren't you? Can a human be a mimic?

the slime and all that sort of thing, ain't ya? Can a human be a mimic? Person mimicking. Yeah, I think er, I think er, I think it's gay. And I don't really understand. It's harmful. I don't, including. I don't really understand why more and more people are reporting, or the videos that I showed you,

like where people's names are being called, but there's nobody else in the house. That's so weird. Yeah, I feel, for me, there's not a thing to show you what you're looking for if... No. When you get there, what would actually happen? I don't...

Yeah, I don't... There are no cases of that, but it's said to, like, allure you out, isn't it? Yeah, but for what? That's what I'm saying, but it's got... I doubt it's for a picnic and a fucking back rub, do you? I feel like the purpose is evil purpose. What do they do to you?

Disguise as body as a noimate object, commonly a chest. So they're saying that it tends to describe disguise itself as a chest. This is supposed to be the common feature it takes. And then the mimic uses a powerful adhesive that holds fast to creatures that touch it, allowing the mimic to beat its victims with a powerful... Whatever that word says. Something pods. Yeah, I feel like... If you hear your name being called, don't go to it. Listen, I'm alright. I don't think I've got any chest in this house.

No. There was a video. It would not be. And this girl. Chucking it out. This girl hears her name being called from inside the hallway. Yes, yes. And then her mate grabs her arm and went, I never called you.

And pulls her back down the steps before she goes into the hallway. And then they go off. That was caught on camera as well. Oh, I don't like that. Yeah, I didn't like that either. Right, we moving on? Yeah. Perhaps for the next...

Oh, what? You've got fucking black-eyed kids in here. Perhaps for the next episode, we do a little bit of research on a few things to see if we can... Do you know what I mean? Understand what it is that we're talking about. Right.

I don't know if I want to sometimes, you know? Do I i mean i do a lot of research on if i watch a horror film like for example conjurings are meant to be based on true stories so then i'll research but then i find out what is from the movie and what they've added to make it scarier do you see what i mean and it's not scary enough they decide they need to make it more and then touch wood nothing bad's happened because i'm not it's not like i'm opening a door or anything like that i'm simply researching what the real case is and i've watched the real case of the second conjuring because that happened in edin's edinfields l, London, that it was from a council property and all that, and then you've got the kids that are now adults now, and they give their true account,

so you know what's been added and all that sort of thing, and touch wood, there is no word, but touch wood, you know, nothing bad's happened, but it's really because I want to know what's real about it and what's added. Anyway, why are my pants in the road? Oh. Yeah. So, I went camping Friday and Saturday off Ice House Road in the National Forest. There were six of us. Were?

There were six of us. What, they're not now? Don't know. Our spot was right off an unpaved road. Only saw two cars drive by the whole time. Totally private. Well, Saturday afternoon, we all hopped in one car and drove a mile back down i think she means the road to check out an abandoned house nothing on the road yeah honestly nothing on the road literally nothing on the road two

hours later once back at camp we we, we swamp. Then I took the car back down the road. Oh, we swapped and then took the car back down the road to get to the main road to go to the store and get more soda. On the way down the gravel road next to the abandoned house, I saw a pair of neatly folded blue jeans in the middle of the road. I thought, hmm, that wasn't there earlier. Must have fallen off somebody's car or somebody popped their pants and got rid of them, pooped their pants and got rid of them. They were still there half an hour later on my way back out to go home.

I left camping trip early. Cut to today, Sunday, when the rest of the campers were leaving. My son was the first down the road and he spotted the jeans. I never mentioned it to them. My son's friend was in the second car and he hopped out and saw those are my jeans i wore on friday i think it's where she's adding all the details while your face is going what a couple of hundred feet down the road right before the main road he's his socks are in the middle of the road what the fuck no way way his clothes dropped off his vehicle since his friend never drove there since wearing them. Weird, the jeans owner changed out of those jeans and put them in the back of the pickup where he slept Friday night.

Was someone or something snooping around our campsite right next to where we slept Friday night was someone or something snooping around our campsite right next to where we slept Friday night where the where they were they fucking with us we had about 10 guns with us and but this is freaking everyone out Saturday night at 3 a.m. a couple of guys heard something making noises in the wood what noises close to us i officially i'm officially spooked if i ever go camping again i slept in a locked car what the fuck What do you think? Raccoons. They folded the jeans. They're clever little... They've got opposable thumbs, you know.

I want a raccoon. Yeah, I really want a raccoon. I want a raccoon and a fox. They're so cute. I think somebody else was fucking with them. I don't think it's paranormal. No. I think it was a raccoon.

You think a raccoon. I think a human being was fucking with them there was also there was a human being who owns a raccoon they were tag teaming they were tag teaming he wasn't just a human he was a werewolf but lucky for them it wasn't a full moon it was it was not and uh their cousin is a vampire. But he was away that weekend. I feel like you're being really, like, dramatic. Well, you added the raccoon. So I'm going with it.

You're like, it's a raccoon. So I'm like, all right, then. I'm going to jump on the train. But you know raccoons are, like, real. Yeah, I know raccoons are real. But I don't think... You're just saying it's werewolves and vampires. Yeah, because I don't think it's a werewolf and vampire because

i don't think a raccoon went on the campsite and went those jeans those socks off down the road folded the jeans up they might not they might not have they might have already been folded they just picked them up and scampered off and then and then placed the socks somewhere else scampered off yeah so i think it was a with them. I don't think it's paranormal. I don't think it's paranormal. I mean, it would upset you. It would upset me. It freaked me out. I wouldn't like it at all.

I don't think I'd go back. I passed a pair of jeans and I looked at them and I was like I feel like I'd recognise my own pair of jeans. I feel like I would as well but I've got about a hundred pairs so maybe I wouldn't. I don't know. You would just want a pair. I feel like I would as well but I've got about 100 pairs so maybe I wouldn't I don't know I'd probably just worn a pair I feel like you'd know I'd also notice when I'm packing up that my jeans weren't there yeah and then if I drove down I'd be like are they my jeans yeah yeah so that's also strange to me as well I feel like they just wanted to be on reddit yeah I'm like mmm it's not that good no you're

next all right scary encounters my twin cousin's pond is a portal good times peeps peeps in the encounter sorry peeps in the encounter me i'm a girl elil yeah elile don't know my twin cousin he's a boy. And Ricky. Eli. Eli. Little brother. Little brother. Eli? I feel like we're saying that wrong. Yeah, I really think that's...

Eli. That better? I don't know if Eli has an L on the end. I don't know how to spell Eli. First I thought you said Ellie. And then I realised... I don't know, I'm going to say Eli. We're going to call it Eli.

Dave. I know, I know. It sounds fake, right? But it's not. I mean, I don't know where they've got... Twins from Eva. All they've told us is who's involved. And you're saying it sounds fake.

Well, I'm not sure about the name there might not be a real name okay but so far I don't feel like anything's not fake no I feel like it's real and now I'm starting to think is it fake hmm okay so I went to visit my twins my twins house then I'm confused yeah I'm in it Yeah, start again. So, she's a twin? No, start again, start again. Let's go again.

My bad. Peeps in the encounter. Me, I'm a girl. Eli, my twin cousin. He's a boy. And Ricky, Eli's little bro. How are they twin cousins? Yeah, I'm a little bit confused

unless they were born at the same time so their family calls them twins see I thought when she was saying twin cousin I thought she was implying about her cousin who are twins but we haven't heard about any ok you're going to have to read it and we'll try and work it out anyway I know I know

it sounds fake right but it's not so I went to visit my twin's house. Then every morning we would go outside and check the perimeter for any ghosts. Of course, there were none since it's daytime. And what would they be doing then? At night, we would sneak past his parents and go outside. At night we would sneak past his parents and go outside. Crazy enough I got a big scratch on my back. He panicked and we split up. His little brother was there but in the morning he would be either asleep or too scared to come out. Since we have been doing this for ages we were prepared with walkie-talkies, the machine that detects ghosts and demons, holy water, salt. We had a light different color for each person

that we wore on our clothes. We always wore black clothes hoping that if a ghost demon is approaching us that we could run and camouflage in the darkness so they can't see us. Okay. Does that work? I mean my head's a bit everywhere and it's go time. Since we were splitting up and I was wounded, we failed at splitting up. Eli carried me inside while Ricky got a med kit. Thankfully, our parents weren't there because they had to go far away to drop off Eli's big brother at college and enjoy the time away from us. We were the dynamic troublemaker duo. When I got all fixed up,

we went back outside for about 20 minutes or so. happened then we said it the beautiful then we say it the beautiful pond turned to a scary glowing pond when we saw a big skinny power creature we split up to go out to go our separate safe place to get ready to get rid of whatever that scary dangerous creature was planning to do with us and to other people okay as we talked through our walkie-talkies the creature looked for us hungry so it bent down and looked then stood up and shrieked as if it was calling for backup I was right before we knew it ghosts and demons came out of the pond unfortunately on spotting Ricky since he was looking for his holy water that's when he told us my holy water is inside and I think I've been spotted in which I replied okay I guess I'll go

get it meanwhile you should stay quiet and make a salt circle it should protect you then he said okay and Eli said you're so dumb Ricky I quickly turned off my if I'm sorry you have to finish it I quickly turned off my purple light told Eli and Ricky that I was about to leave and turned off my walkie-talkie as I went out a secret exit where nobody would see me I would constantly look around to see if anybody saw me into the house I decided to get some extras in case we needed more supplies i turned on my walkie talkie and told them i got it and some extras then i turned it off and sneaked back into my safe space then i got ready to go to the tree house it was high up and it burned us in so we would be you're supposed to be scared be safe

thank god that we made a tunnel underground just in case this would have happened I told Ricky and Eli to go to the tree house once we were there we got the holy water ready to drip it on top of the demons, ghosts

and the tall skinny creature we did it and all was done we felt relief that we were still alive now we still do what we do in the mornings and nights i know that it will never happen ever again because we put a really big circle around the pond. To this day, we still encounter some minor ghost demons. Sure, it might happen again, but let's just not think about the negatives. P.S. Eli lives in the Midlands. So before you read that, before you read that, because that's so my voice, I'll tell you

what it was giving. Harry Potter mixed with, you know that thing where the goblins chase him and he goes round the house? Oh, it's a famous film. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's giving that slash Harry Potter, but also a lot of waffle and crap. I mean, that was crap. There's no capital letters in there either. Yeah, I'm not worried about that. It was really difficult to read. It was just a hibbity-dibbity of this, that and everything else. I feel like this was an eight-year-old child writing this. Yeah, a fictional novel.

I don't understand what the twin situation is either like the twin cousins i'm not sure i'm assuming you meant they were clearly born at the same time that would be the only reason it was irrelevant to the story yes even someone else twin cousins what in the it was actually right it was actually theest fuckery was going on in your family? I mean... It was also the title of the story. See, the person above wrote cap.

Cap. What does cap mean? Cap means bullshit. Because if you say something to the boys and they don't agree, they go, just cap. And I was like, what are you talking about sorry no in the kentucky fried incest fucker is going on your family i actually enjoyed it i mean that as respectfully as i can can be as can be expected i would definitely say i've got

undiagnosed adhd and still that didn't make any sense to me but I enjoyed it gave me a giggle let's hope that this isn't as as uh brilliant as that one spooky story in Egypt so this is somebody's story it doesn't say so far based on real events yeah uh-huh not mine but rather my friend's story so it might be i live in australia no australia you gotta do the accent i'm really happy shall i try it i'm really sorry to any australians that do listen but i've got to do it yeah because i think i sound like an australian but apparently i just a silly pommy bear with right spooky story in egypt spooky not mine but rather my friend's story i live in australia even though my family and i have roots in egypt My dad's from a small village on the west side of the Nile, about

six hours away from Carrillo. We often visit there nearly every summer. Cairo. Fair dinkum. Staying at my uncle's house in that village there is also a very old school built in the 60s fairly close to the residential area. Can I like stop now? Because I feel like it's ruining my story. It's a long story right i live in australia even though my family and i have roots in egypt my dad's from a small village on the west side of the nile about six hours from cairo thank you for that we often visit there nearly every summer, staying at my uncle's house. In that village, there is also a very old school built in the 60s, fairly close to the residential area. It was never torn down, even though the school was shut down a long time ago and remains have no purpose at all.

Oh, the remains have no purpose at all. The main gate is locked, and you can only enter by climbing the walls which surround the place, and all the classrooms are boarded up. The youngsters of the village often meet up at the schoolyard. It's the gathering point of the village youth and everyone knows that especially whenever you're there you're bound to meet someone who you hang out with.

I've heard a lot of stories about the school, some creepy and some weird some rather disturbing but i never paid real attention to those since i don't like creeping myself out i don't like creeping myself out that much but my friend's story made me never want to visit that place again it's you i read this yeah one night it was around midnight my friend and his friends decided to chill out there they buy a couple of sodas and chips and make themselves cool cool night since the school was close to the farm that belonged to his family and his dad had told him to check on the animals, enough food etc. He told his friends he'd meet them there after he did what his father had asked him to do. After finishing checking on the animals which he did rather quickly he headed to the school he climbed the walls uh closed the yard and headed straight towards the white tree on the far end none of his friends were there yet so he decided

to wait he climbed the tree and sat down and a wide branch both legs dangling from either side of it. It was a chill night breeze and the only light was those from the stars and the moon. Sounds beautiful. He was staring at the sky when in in the boarded up classroom a small a small a small thud barely audible but it alarmed him he thought it was an animal at first but he remembered that have i read this before? No. He remembered that there was no entry point for any kind of animal except insects. All the windows and doors of the school were 100% sealed. He heard another thud, this time closer to him and louder. Then another and another. He started to get scared he thought he might he might be it might be the ginging sort of a demon

sort of a demon look into it if you're interested interesting right look at that then suddenly he felt an evil of some sort stepping into play he felt his neck hair stand up and an earthly chill and easily of danger then something pulled pulled at his leg vigorously he nearly felt the grabbing the tree he nearly fell and grabbed the tree trunk managing to hold on he looked down and there was nothing he even thought that there was no one there something was pulling at him again this time he jumped out of the tree ran across the yard climbed the walls and just sprinted home he felt as if wherever it was it was chasing him after that he never entered the school grounds again after sundown and never alone with his friends although they believed him they still met up at this place and never reported anything weird happening unfortunately my friend has had more strange occurrence afterwards knocking voices randomly being woken up in the middle of the night random bruises without origin one time it almost looked like he was punched down the stairs when he was at my

place it's almost like whatever he met there is stuck with him he's consulted a local imam AM, like a witch doctor, I'm assuming, sort of priest. But the Islamic people, and he was cleansed, he is asked to never enter the place again. He's 21 now, and this was three years ago. Are you looking for that thing to look up? Did you find it? I need to find it. what do you think of that I mean it's a no from me I really see that right if you want to find out what it was it was J H I N and then it's got a slash J I N N and I probably said that

wrong what about images also I don't know about what is it like a demon J-I-N-N. I know I probably said that wrong. What about images? Also, I don't like that. What is it, like a demon? I don't know what it is. So what do you think? Do you think there was an evil entity there? Yeah, man, that was not okay. I think it might be attached to him now as well.

Because it touched him. Yeah, and weird stuff's still going on yeah and weird stuff still going on before you even said it i was like oh my god he's gonna grab he's gonna someone's gonna grab his ankles because he's hanging over what i don't like is that he went to the islamic people to have the cleanse and they've asked him to never never return meaning what's attached to him must be really evil that it scared them yeah yeah I didn't like that although that was a good one that one yeah where was his mates by the way exactly no idea no idea No idea. Put demon behind it and see if anything comes up. They know. It's however they've spelled it. Images? Moving on.

This thing's coming. No idea. The golden demon. So it is a demon of some sort. I mean, it came up before we put the word demon in. Yeah. Obviously it's, you know, different countries, different words for what things are, isn't it? I mean, I don't like it. I'm not happy about that. Remember at Tough Mother, when I was like, I'm not having fun Emily when we first went in that first

water I'm not happy do you know what but I won't have it going under that fucking net yeah what is that about I know you're like my band my band I just skid down My biggest concern was. I had a skid down my face. That was fantastic. My biggest concern, now, my arse was up in the air, and there's that boy walking, like, crawling behind me. I don't think they're interested about our arses. I just didn't need his face in my arse.

Yeah, I don't feel like he was turned on in any shape or form. But if I had stopped, his nose would have gone up my backside. Like, he was that close to me. Do you know what I thought weird right so I found like when we started so we started we walked with the net and then what when we went down and we had to crawl those men excuse me those men were really close and they were making it was taking ages next thing you know they were like fucking with it's gone and I was like where are these bitches holding

the net up and then I had to put my face down and that's when i got the skid mark you did and then when we went through the water and i had a beard yeah because i didn't want to get stung you didn't get stung did you did you see what happened when i got uh when we went through the electric fence and it touched my arm that i've got flown yeah i went it's at my leg and i was like that yeah I was actually through me Jenna said was it bad I said baby threw me literally threw me on I think it depends where you get zapped you know it was my arm because you know the water one and they were dangling down I didn't get so I'm gonna show you on them in

it's on Instagram this guy gets zapped in the head the way he gets zapped in the head he goes Raaah! And he's down. But then he comes back up and hits his head right again. So he goes back down again. I really, really love. Do you know I think he goes back down again. I didn't get hit once then. Yeah I was going like a snake. I was like that.

Weaving in between I thought please don't touch my face. Don't touch my face. Don't touch my arse, don't touch my face. Yeah. And between I thought please don't touch my face don't touch my face don't touch my ass don't touch my face yeah yeah and then and then I thought it won't be that bad when we went through the electric thing you know like you know if you ever get one of those light things and you get oh I thought that it would be like that well fuck me I fucking went flying I was like oh there's no photos of us in there either I was a bit gutted about that there's only two i'm not in there i couldn't believe it i was like mate i did every obstacle where are my pictures i wanted a photo of me i've got the monkey things you're i've got that i'm on it but i'm like this one you can't do it huge

no so they've tagged me in your one. Really? Yeah. Let me quickly show you. Can you see you then? You're going to have to cut this time out. No, it's you. And they've mistaken it as me.

So, no idea. There's not very many of me. I mean, these are great. How did you get rid of all that? I bought them. You brought them? How many did you buy? I just just bought the package and how much was that 80 quid you want to get a life and then i wish i had bought the package prior because it was only 25 or 20 i can't remember so we need to do that for next time but i bought how many of you? Well, it identified me in 50.

I'm only in 30. I don't really understand. Right, there we go. That's you. Oh, it didn't... I don't get a picture like this. Yeah, that's you. I don't know why they think... No. That's you. That's not me. That's not you, though, is it? No. So... You sure that ain't you that's not me it's not me look it's not me look at the trainers it's not me but that's you

that's definitely you yeah that's me and you're, my one. My picture, I'm here. Oh. What, here? Yeah. No, a little bit further. Where did you get to? I think I had about three before. Before then.

So one, two, three, you were here. Round there. Because it's one, two, three. I need to complete that next time. I'm not going to be happy if I don't do it. It bothered me this time that I fell in and I'm going to wear gloves with grips. Yeah. I have to. That might be a better idea. Yeah, just to go, you know like, you know like if you go B&Q and you get just the worker

gloves and they are full rubber, then. Because I was thinking gym gloves. I can't believe you brought the package i did see that as an option so after this when we book it's an option what to buy the pictures and a different medal i'll show you when we when we anyway yeah we need to get back to this right was it my turn was wasn't it we're talking about your man yeah definitely did you read this no oh right see i'm all confused yeah i'm like what okay so my one no yeah no it is my turn wait yeah you read the silly one i read then it's you yes that's right all right so i'm so confused now encounters same man at the at my

basement staircase every night hell no recently since the third week of summer break uh 15 trans male lives with my parents there's been this guy in a big flannel jacket and corduroy or what looks like corduroy pants standing at the top of my basement stairs at the top of my basement stairs? Does he mean bottom? Well, in America... Your basement's down. Yeah, it goes down. And then that means he's in the basement and he's looking up.

Yeah. Okay. All right, we'll carry on. Yeah. To describe it, my basement stairs have no door and is open with bars in the sides as you head down for safety the light switch to the first light as you head down is at the top of the stairs this man or woman i don't even know to be honest stands at the light switch and hits it on and off they're so aggressive with it that it doesn't even sound like a light switch is being

messed with when I go outside my room to see if it's them, they stop and then immediately start banging their head against the wall. I can't see their face either because the whole time they have their back faced against me and to the wall where the light switch is. and to the wall where the light switch is. For background on my house, we moved here six months ago, and the previous owners had a little girl and two little boy twins. It's weird that I've got twins in this one. Anyway, I haven't told my parents or friends yet,

because I'm honestly freaked out with how aggressive this thing is and I don't want trouble. It hasn't really done anything to harm me besides scare me and make me lose sleep. None of my family members have said anything to me either, which is strange because we can all hear what goes on in the basement stairs from our rooms. I can't even piss with the door closed out of fear and can't leave my room without my phone flashlight. Please help, I'm scared out my mind. I think stop acknowledging it. I mean I'd have to move i couldn't i couldn't stay in that situation i believe my kids as well i mean i don't like it at all i've just what's the top comment right so top comment is this is the flannel man many claim to have seen him um the next one says buddy i'm truly sorry this is happening to you enduring such a thing is

horrible i would be terrified too especially if no one else hears it the scariest part of part is them thinking you're crazy but i have experience with this kind of situation just follow the simple steps and it will become a bad dream that's gone. It will keep that person away along with any others and only the good spirits will be able to come near you. No, thanks. And then invoke the law. No, no.

I ain't saying it. Yeah. And then it says what is, what does it do how does it weird what about I don't think this is good I'm not reading so somebody has put a whole list of prayers or chants or whatever it is on there and I is suggesting... It's like a chant, right? Some of that stuff. I think just stay away from it. Ignore it. Do not interact.

I do believe him, though. It is a him or transgender. Transgender male. Oh, right, yeah. So I do believe him. I just... I don't know. I wouldn't be carrying on with any of this crap either.

I mean, call a priest in or whatever you believe or do your best to, but what scares me a little bit is they don't hear. People are what? People are like, oh, send you a DM with something to try. Like, people are suggesting stuff because some people like i've said to you before like i'll get a sage and certain woods and i'll burn them for a nuster cleanse and but i don't know if i had a spirit a manifesting problem in my house i don't know if i'd try and handle that myself or i would seek help from what I believe in do you know what I

mean I would probably do my best to try and ignore it I do think there is bad stuff but why is he like that the fact that the ghost whatever is banging its head knowing that it's disturbing him is quite concerning. Hmm. And it's weird that nobody else in the house can hear what he's hearing. Do you know what I mean? Shall we have a quick look

at the flannel man? Yeah, go on then. Do we want to, actually? Yeah, no, it's fine. It's different from reading random crap out. Do you see what I mean? What are you doing?

I was just seeing him come up, but he doesn't. But the flannel cow does. The flannel cow. That's hilarious. I've never heard of the flannel man. In fact, we've never read anything before about the flannel man. Images. Oh, it's got a lot of UFO stuff.

Oh. No. Oh. No. A man in flannel? It doesn't seem very paranormal. Maybe it's from certain places around the world. There's one picture, two. He looks like the huntsman doesn't he strange familiars is that what that says yeah there's literally a couple of pictures of weird shit but i don't i haven't heard that right i don't know whether this one is going to be scary or a bit of a giggle or whatever i'm not really sure because it is called minecraft creepypasta okay so yeah me and my friend uh named kit were playing minecraft a while ago and it was weird so we started the the world did the basics and know like, you know, like get wood and stuff and built houses.

Well, during the night it started to storm and usually the storm doesn't last long, but it lasted like 30 minutes and there was lightning everywhere. And when I was in the basement, smelting, smelting? Some stuff, all of a sudden, I got struck by lightning twice. She's talking about in the game, I'm assuming. Then I got hit by a really powerful arrow out of nowhere so me and my friend decided to take a break and when we got back we were both in shock there was a status that was on fire a statue that was on fire with a severed head on it and said I'm coming from you I'm coming for you what the fuck and we never logged on to that world again edit I miss misspelled misplace and stuff i know so i misspelled some stuff i'm look worse than me

yeah i misspelled some stuff sorry um i have heard some weird stuff turning up in minecraft before there was like so when my two were younger and they were playing minecraft every now and then you get an email from the school saying apparently this and this has been seen on the game. Please supervise your children. So it's obviously someone writing it in there. Yeah. Scary, did you happen to have any mods enabled, even texture packs?

To me, this is all gobbledygook because I never played that. Yeah. Sounds like something similar to what i had when i downloaded a texture pack off the website i never used or had heard of before or ask your friend if he had anything so she thinks or he thinks whatever it is whatever they downloaded had a bug in it meaning someone's written that into the program but yeah that is like that freaked me out as a child yeah that's that's not nice is it right go on and then i'll be taking us i'll be taking us home you're going

to choose my one right i've decided to go with um true horror stories yeah shallow waters love it Horror stories. Yeah. Shallow Waters. Love it. This is why I don't go swimming, right? Okay, Shallow Waters. We went swimming last weekend, babe.

You can call me B27. Don't ask why. But when I was younger, less than seven seven maybe five or something like that I remember something strange it scared me so badly that I almost started to cry about but I couldn't but I couldn't no tears just a small sharp gasp oh it's bad writing again i was playing in the shallow parts of the waters not because i couldn't swim but because i was rolling around and playing my memory is shatter for a number of reasons so sorry if i don't give too much detail. As I was playing I started feeling sad and almost weird unsettling no matter where I sat or stood. After a few minutes of tearing up I started laughing and playing again. I don't know if I was if what I grabbed that day had anything to do with my emotions but considering they started

acting up before the problem started it's very possible. I say I'm not sure because I was born with a few mental health problems but anyways back to the story as I was playing I had rolled around in the water same spot twice but the second time around was well like I said if I could at the time if I could have cried in the moment I would have. I remember wanting to scream, but nothing. What I had grabbed will make me feel weird for the rest of my life. I had first initially thought it was a mask, but there was grass and skin.

It felt like a hard bone what the fuck my fingers had landed in the eye holes it was gross when i moved my arm up it came with it thinking about it now it looked like some carved the front of a human skull off, then flattened that into a sick mask. I felt scared, confused and sick all at the same time. I have had weird things happen in my life. I'm dyslexic, so sorry for the mess ups. It happens. I'm really confused. So sorry for the mess ups. It happens.

I'm really confused. Right. So as a young child. Yeah. He was in some sort of water. Yeah. Somewhere. Yeah.

And was rolling around like a young child would. Right. Playing in the water. And he's touched something. And as he's lifted his arm up touching this thing he's pulled out something that resembles a mask like shape right but what looks like a human skull right and his hands were in the eye sockets right but he's saying since he's pulled since he touched that yeah his emotions were all like all over the shop right i don't know what's he saying that his life's been up since he's touched that maybe because he didn't report it maybe that spirit is i don't know i'm i'm slightly confused

but i get it he thinks he picked up a human head out of the water yeah but not a whole head just the front just the front of the of the face it's quite possible happens all the time i've seen loads of things like that where divers go trying to find coins and all that crap next thing you know they're bringing the police because they think they've found a body it fucked up right yeah but there's not really much to say everyone's just like can we narrate it yeah moving on swiftly i'm hoping this is a good one that i'm ending this on because i was going to let you choose but i actually want to do this one because the title's so good i don't want it to let us down if it does then we blame it on one yeah all right sweet okay borrowed personality glitch in the

matrix proof of alternative realities or just death day deja vu good title right right are you with it let's go right be good let's let's uh send out the energy to the universe what we're doing we're manifesting what hang on we're not manifesting that's bringing it to no no no we're manifesting it's a good story. That's it. Okay. You're like, no, I don't want it. I don't want that. I don't want it. I don't want it. Yeah. I don't want it.

Right. This is someone else's life. When I had my last child, I had a near-death experience, not like the typical white light at the end of a tunnel experience, but one that has had some some strange after effects i won't go into all the gory details of how this happened but i will say i felt floaty and tired then very heavy i feel like that wasn't me we We're near death. Very heavy, followed by everything going back and things sounding very funny. Anyway.

That's us. It's literally, including the crash alarm as my heart slowed to stop. That was the last thing I remember until I woke up in the recovery room after surgery and had a blood transfusion and my baby next to me in the crib. I spent an exhausting and it says an exhausting and exhausting week in hospital. Thankfully, my lucky stars and the doctors and nurses that I was alive. Then I went home and started to go back to normal. Well, not quite normal. At least once a day while I was out and about, it could be taking the kids to school having a coffee at my mum's going to the supermarket anywhere this strange feeling comes over me that I should be somewhere else doing

something else with someone else and the thought pops into my head how did I get here I shouldn't be here. Don't get me wrong. I am well aware of how I actually did get there and I know I am with the people I should be with. I also still am aware of my surroundings. These thoughts and feelings don't stop me drinking my coffee or taking me to the people I'm with nor do they make me forget what I need to do or buy from the shops. It's just a split second thing that feels almost like there's someone else pushing me through and a thought to the front of my brain. I have four theories about it. The first is somehow I got a little bit of personality from the blood donor when I had the transfusion. I'm almost completely talked myself out of this because I'm aware that there will be none of their blood actually still circulating in my body. The second theory is that since I technically died,

I may not be supposed to be here anymore and the universe is trying to nudge that thought into my head. My third thought is that there is another version of me in another reality having some sort of faults. And maybe we switch realities when I was dead. The fourth and final theory is that maybe it's just death day deja vu. The memory of something that could have happened but didn't. If you have any thoughts on this or any other theories, please comment to let me know. What do you think? I think this is really interesting. What do you think's happening i'm i'm kind of based on her theories i'm sort of

leaning towards second and fourth so the second being uh the second theory is that since i technically died i'm not supposed to be here and the fourth being uh the final theory is that maybe it's just a death day deja vu okay um like i do believe that when you're supposed to go you're supposed to go yeah but equally if she was supposed to go, she wouldn't be here. Yeah. See, I tell you, what is very interesting is what she has said about the donor's blood and personality traits. Because there is, obviously, there is research that says that when you have a donor's organ, that you can pick up traits or have... I don't know how, though, because if you've never met them or because it's a genetic you're genetically it's like when you have a baby whether you have that baby or you don't i think it's quite beautiful actually that those cells have transferred into your dna altering

your dna forever so both your boys both my boys the babies that i've lost etc their dna is permanently in my genetics changing me forever changing you forever so they believe that when you have i've not heard about blood but when you have organs that that dna then becomes part of you hence having memories thoughts different tastes after etc it's i mean it's a fast it's a that's a whole nother topic altogether but i'm leaning more with you on this the second theory being that she should have died that day and didn't then i'm going to swoop that straight into like you said the full theory and say it's just death day deja vu yeah so she now understands how lucky she is and that's why these thoughts yeah i do like the universe one where she switched universe because that's just i like it but that's

not what i think's happened no i don't think how i don't think that's just I like it but that's not what I think's happened no I don't think how I don't think that's sorry I just touched my broken toe on the rug yeah I enjoyed that one yeah I enjoyed that one I thought we could have read that in Glitch in the Matrix as well bit of an everything that one scary as well yeah because actually that potentially could be a lot of people it is a lot of people do you know in America those feelings I mean like oh yeah a lot of people could be feeling that and not sure why they're there like in in that moment yeah yeah I get deja vu when when you have deja vu and i have deja vu are you like oh my god i feel like i've had it forever no i'm saying that i don't i don't want

it i'm not manifesting deja vu just makes me think i've been here i've done this before and then and then i tell you the only thing that passes through my mind when I have deja vu is like, oh shit, am I fucking up again? Because they say you relive and you relive. Well, some people believe that deja vu is you reliving your life till you get it right, till you learn the lessons you're meant to learn. So does that mean I'm doing all right then? Because I don't feel like I've had to do anything. Perhaps, yeah. So that is what I'm feeling.

Every morning I'm like, come on guys. You're like, come on guys you're like come on guys that is repetitive do you know sometimes 10 minutes ago you know like at the end of the day right when you've when you've cooked for the last meal whatever and then the next thing you're you're in the kitchen again right be it in the morning the night after and you're washing up and you think fuck me did this i do this shit every single day every single day i suppose they'll be a team and then they go why are you so angry because this is all i do are you finishing this off then no no yeah we're done this is a long one

too yeah we'll save it yeah i'm gonna find some really really good ones for our last halloween one okay'm going to deep dive. Might even go on Wikipedia. I don't know if I'll do that. I might just get Ed and Lorraine's case studies. Who? They are the ones that have helped write all the conjurings. Ed and Lorraine Warren.

I don't know who these people are. Why would I? I'm going to see if I can get some of their stories. Good times. Right, my darlings. Sleep well. It's going to hurt to get up. Lock your doors. Yeah, lock your doors. Close your windows.

You've got a basement. Lock that door. In fact fact get rid of the basement basement scare me no I don't want a basement but lofts scare me as well don't say that I've got a loft

I don't like lofts and I don't like basements I don't like basements you need to remember Tasha's basement I don't know if I feel well in it there's a reason

why there's a dead frog down there a dead frog a dead frog I thought you were going to say it was haunted, but no, it's a frog. No, that's where our washing machine is, so it was always really noisy down there. Yeah, no, see...

Couldn't hear them scream. We can hear you scream at night. We can hear you scream. Bye! Bye! Wow. What do you think of that? What do you think of that?

I think... What don't you think of that? I think that girl has got everything that she deserves.