Midnight Burger - Chapter 55: The Krok Sucks Group Chat

Episode Date: August 11, 2026

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When going to war, be sure and go through the proper checklist. Scrappy Army of the Rebellion. Check. Much larger army of shitheads. Check. Diner. Check. Random dude in a cube.

Check. Cat. Check. Voon. Check. Surprisingly effective robot made of spare parts. Check. Space god hopped up on incredibly dangerous energy.

Check. Now all that's left is the fighting. Who will do the ass whooping? And who will be the whoopee? Pop thine popcorn listeners. The penultimate episode of season five is here. Let's start the shift. Good morning, maggot food. Well, if this isn't the shittiest army I've ever had the pleasure of addressing. Let's hear it. How many of you puked this morning? Come on, don't be shy. There you are, welcome to the club. If you think the puking is bad, just wait until the part where you shit yourself.

If this is your first battle, I'll be real with you. You're probably going to die. Some may think that's a terrible thing to say to your soldiers before battle, but hear me out. When you know you're going to die, you've only got one thing to worry about. How are you going to die? Ask yourself, my beautiful little cannon fodder. How are you going to die? Crying?

Begging for mercy or... Are you going to do something amazing? Something truly epic. if there was ever a time for a blaze of glory, that time is now. If you would like any advice on planning your blaze of glory, please see me. I thought I was going to die about 19 times. Turns out, it's almost impossible to kill me. If only they tell my enemies, right?

You hear that? We just hit the atmosphere. Any minute now, that door's going to open and all hell's going to break loose. These are the last moments of your life, my little shitheads. That may make you sad, but honestly, what was so great about your life? Cretacea, we speak about many things. Pain, suffering, sacrifice, heroism. Two great armies, each with their strengths and weaknesses, met each other on the battlefield that day,

and no one could have expected how the battle was finally won. It was a test of wills, a test of technology, and a test of strategy. But mostly it was a test of the spirit, a test of that. It's not often a battle is won by something so undefined. Making the Battle of Cryptasia one of the truly great, confrontations on record. I'm Ziggy Gently. And I'm Brushk Diamond.

And this is great battles of history. In the bowels of Crox Castle, as the forces of the rebellion make landfall, we find the oddest of family reunions. Hello, father. Good morning, my dear. Beginning the day with a bit of a siege, are we? I thought I'd give you the opportunity to surrender.

Oh, how quaint. What did you expect my response to be? I expected you to refuse. I'm so predictable. You've spread your forces too thin, father. Half of your armada is across the system and won't be here in time to stop me. Well, you seem to have outplayed me, haven't you? Yes.

Surrender or you'll grind my castle to dust. Is that what I'm to expect? That's correct. And shall I take this moment to remind you that I am immortal? Your army isn't. Armies may be rebuilt. I don't need to kill you when I can bury you under the rubble of your own castle. You can spend eternity buried in the substrate of your own planet.

How does that sound? Are you certain you have the fortitude, dear? You are, of course, overlooking the fact that your beloved Dr. Maddox is in this castle as well. And you are forgetting who you're dealing with. I see. Very impressive. Willing to do whatever it takes to vanquish your enemy. This is such a proud moment for your dear father.

Goodbye, father. Kazi wasn't surprised by her father's confidence. Cosi had faced despots before, and there was one common trait among them. Unearned confidence. While her father laughed at her, she would bring his castle down upon his hand, or at least that was the plan. Give me an overview of the battlefield. Here's the castle.

It's surrounded by the garden. The garden is the area full of all the other constructs that Croc has captured. I have to say it's a very strange visual. A huge, terrifying castle, surrounded by a garden of coffee shops, convenience stores, and corner bars is like absurdist art or something. Stay on task, please, Major? Sorry, ma'am. Croc has arranged legions of his forces around the castle.

Tita is engaging them on the ground right now. They outnumber us three to one. Tita will engage their army asymmetrically. That will buy us time. But hopefully they won't need to engage the enemy for too long. Give me the full fleet. Broadcasting. Attention all ships.

Move into battle formation and prepare to fire on my mark. On my mark, fire all weapons at Crocs Castle. Ma'am, Dr. Maddox is still inside the castle. There's no time for a rescue mission. If we don't take out the castle by the time the rest of Crox fleet arrives, we will have no chance. Man. Eyes forward, major. All ships.

Fire. In Kazi's mark, the ships of the rebellion opened fire on Crox Castle. Scholars would later estimate that this bombardment was equivalent to 100 nuclear warheads all at once. And yet. As the dust cleared, Croc's castle was still standing. What the fuck? How is it still standing? I don't know.

Scan the target. Scanning. Hello, dear. Just popped in to see how the siege is coming along. Have you won the war yet? There's some sort of force field around the fortress. The shield exists that could have withstood that attack. We're looking at it right now.

Kazi, what the hell is happening? I thought we were blowing this shit up. Tita, hold the line on the ground. We're going to have to search for alternatives. Search for alternatives? What the fuck does that mean? It means... We've fallen into a trap.

Fucking great. Suddenly, what was thought to be a shrewd victory had turned into a classic blunder. Kazi thought Kroc to be overconfident and arrogant. But Kroc had every reason to be confident. And now Kazi had every reason to be worried. What the heck are the mucklewains doing? Uh, I'm not sure.

Voon, are you ready up top? I am, Gloria. How is this going to work? When I'm within range of the enemy, I can begin to institute the disarmament protocols. How long will that take? Unknown. It will depend entirely on their numbers and whatever security measures they have in place. Okay, so we've got to keep them away from you until it's done. Correct.

What if we drop down into about a million bad guys? What do we do then? Improvise. Meanwhile, as Midnight Burger spared across the system, they would have no way of knowing the dire circumstances they were waiting into. Guys. If only there was some way that Midnight Burger could have known that the tables had been so suddenly turned to Fava Croc and his unstoppable armies. What's up, Fiona?

I think we're in trouble. What do you mean? On a hill just outside the battlefield, new players in the day's events move on to the field. Caspar, his son David, and the unstoppable android known as X, arrived to the sights and sounds of battle. Is that the mucklewains? What are they doing? What are they ever doing? They knew from the beginning that they would be walking into a difficult situation, but they had no idea how hopeless the battle had become.

Hopeless, what are they talking about? Mucklewains? What are you talking about? Kazi now had an outnumbered army and a center of power. She had no way of penetrating. Something in the battle needed to change quickly, or all would be lost. All would be lost? Why would all be lost?

I don't know. Munkle Wayne's? At this point, Casper desperately needed to make contact with Kazi. Didn't he Ziggy? He definitely did, brusk. Ziggy? Brusk? If he didn't make contact,

He would never know about Kazi's plan to destroy Crox Castle with Dr. Maddox still in it. Oh, God. They're doing a bit. Today, guys, of old days? Wait, Casper. Listen to what they're saying. What do they say? Cossi's going to destroy the castle with Ava inside.

What? Cazi. Cossi. Cossi. Are you out there? Cazi. Well, look who's still alive. Sorry to disappoint you.

What's this I hear about you? blowing up Crox Castle. Ava is still in there. I don't have time for this, Casper. I'm going to have X teleport us right into your bridge, Kasi. What are you doing? Right now, I'm attempting to stay alive. Our army is outnumbered and Croc's stronghold is

protected by some sort of impenetrable force field. If we can't get past it by the time the rest of his armada arrives, we're all going to die. He skipped over the part where you're going to destroy Croc's Castle with Ava still inside. That's what you're focused on? After what I just told

Winning a war against the bad guys doesn't mean much if you act like the bad guys when you're doing it. Don't be so naive. Both of you shut up. Ziggy, Casper and Kazi had a long history of arguing back and forth, didn't they? They did, brusk. Luckily, at this moment, a single voice of reason cut through the fray. What are the McElwain's doing? They're doing a bit. Just go with it.

Okay. Everyone, listen. When X visited me in my room, she was automatically scanned by her sensors. I've been going over them in my control room. Oh, I feel so exposed. Based on her teleportation signature. X, the cube operates on the same principles that your chassis does? Yeah, totally. It's like I'm throwing them in my backpack.

If that's the case, there's a way that you specifically can get through the force field. How? It's complicated. You cannot. Uh, read my mind? Okay, yeah. Hang on. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Wow. Skip to the end. Sure. Okay. Got it. This is going to be wild.

Let's go. What are we doing? Let's just say that things can get very strange when you get down to the subatomic level. The subatomic level. The subatomic level. Yes. Why are we going to the subatomic level? X isn't just teleporting Casper.

She's doing all sorts of things. She's basically going to do an end run around the laws of physics entirely. LaBouza, is X about to shrink us? Essentially. Leboza, I know I'm always telling you to act more like a kid, but are you taking this opportunity to pull a prank on me? No. Because shrinking us sounds ridiculous. It does, but it's just a fun byproduct of a workable plan.

We don't have time for this, Labusa. If we can get them inside the castle, they can also look for the source of the force field while they're looking for Ava. Everybody wins. Fine. You and I are going to have some fucking words after this is over, Kazi. I'll put it on my schedule. Enough. Both of you.

X, get going. Okay, guys, welcome to Operation Teeny Tiny. Let's get small. This is so fucking ridiculous. While our three intrepid adventurers embark on Operation Teeny Tiny, across the battlefield, the diner enters the fray. Get to work, Vune. Beginning calculations.

Kazi, we're here. Voon is working on the secret weapon right now. What's his time frame? He doesn't know. He's tried it on a few people, but not a whole army. I'm afraid our position is less than ideal. Yeah, the mucklewains told us. us. Casper and them are inside the castle? This is not at all how I wanted this battle to go.

Kazi, I realize that someone like you having to depend on the diner on one end, and Casper in a cube on the other end is pretty hard to take. But I've learned that in the end, the multiverse will always do the funniest thing. I'm not currently laughing. We've got company. Shit. Peter, search and destroy. Search and destroy. See, Kazi? Case in point. Right now we are being attacked by spacemen and they are being repelled by a robot that Laif made out of spare parts because he was bored. Filarious! I don't think you're grasping the severity of the moment, Gloria.

I learned something while I was away, Kossi. I learned that as long as we're all together, everything's going to be okay. We're almost there. There's only one of us still. out there. As soon as leaves here, everything's going to be okay. If Croc decides to activate his weapon again, the diner is going to be his first target, Gloria. Yes, that would be bad. But someone's going to figure it out. We've got a lot more bad guys incoming. Wait, look. Defensive perimeter around the diner. What the fuck is up with the urt? Has he figured this shit out yet? I am making progress, but I am experiencing complicated security protocols. Please stand by. Whatever. We're going to make a perimeter around the diner. Try and speed it up, okay? Tita, what do you need? Uh, can I get some fries? Fries? Yeah. Do you guys have curly fries?

Uh, we don't. Well, that's fucking bullshit. Regular fries are fine. I've got to go kill these guys. I'll be right back. Bad, don't like, was terrible. I hate it. I am not well. I thought the usual way was bad. This is way worse. X, are you okay? I'm fine.

That was fun. Where are we? We're in the main hall. This is where we were last time. Not the most sneaky place to show up. Was not the most ideal place for them to drop down into the castle. Now was it, Ziggy. Not at all, brusk.

If that castle was a dragon, they had just teleported into a castle. Gaping Moore. Nobody likes a gaping more. Would you two shut up for a second? Well, if it isn't the most useless man in the multiverse. Hello, Crock. Can it be true that you discovered how to breach my impenetrable shield?

And the vanguard of your forces are you, your son, and your little artificial friend? Where's Ava, Crock? Oh, I see. You've come to rescue your compatriot, a daring rescue mission into the heart of darkness. The location of Ava, please, Crock. realize that the fate of the galaxy, nay, the universe itself is being decided outside this castle. You've come to save one woman? Croc.

Can I opt out of the banter, please? I would like to opt out of the banter. Can I skip it? I'm exhausted. I was in the Sahara Desert yesterday, kind of. Can I skip it? Can you please, for the love of space, Jesus, just point me in the direction of Ava. I must say, in spite of myself, after all this,

after I've destroyed all of you. For the first time, I think I shall actually miss you. It's been a breath of fresh air interacting with such ridiculous people. Croc, for the first time since the beginning of time, you're actually on to something. Yeah, I'm no spring chicken myself, and I feel like all I've ever seen are guys trying to grab a hold of the universe and make it do something for them. It never works out, ever. but they keep doing it never works

the only thing that I've encountered in all my time steeped in this stupidity that works a table and some chairs and the right people can you direct me towards my people please

the doctor shall remain with me Casper why don't you and David run along I'll take a from here. X, listen, this guy's... Casper. The adults are talking now.

Run along. Okay, this is terrifying. Let's go. Be careful, X. Hmm. The mysterious android. Dr. Maddox seems to think you'll be the cause of my undoing. I do have that reputation. You realize, of course, that I am an unstoppable force of nature.

Well, that's what they said about Clementine, and I kicked her ass all up and down the capital steps, in case you're curious about what I'll do to you. I really am astounded at the circus of unearned confidence of you and your friends. I'm afraid the difference between me and my friends is that my confidence is 100% earned. Last chance to give up. Oh, how could I? I'm far too curious now.

Well, you know what they say about curiosity. When you attend a funeral, it is sad to think that sooner or later those you love will do the same for you. And you may have thought it tragic not to mention other adjectives to think of all the weeping they will do. But don't you worry? No more ashes, no more sackcloth, and an arm band made of black cloth. Wow. Will someday never more adorn asleep? Or if the bomb that drops on you gets your friends and neighbors too,

there'll be nobody left behind to grieve. And we will all go together when we go. Carl, what's wrong? Is the battle disturbing your nap? What's all this about, Carl? Did you order takeout without me? Did you remember to order the egg rolls? Oh, hi.

You're awfully short for a stormtrooper. Oh, would you get the fuck out here, please? Ow! Goddame it! Hi, Ava! Hey, David! I love your cat. such a little asshole, isn't it?

Fuck you, cat. What took you guys so long? There's a force field around the castle. Kazi can't get through it. Which is a good thing because she was going to destroy this castle with you in it. Ow! Let's get out of here. We've still got stuff to do.

What are we doing? We've got to find out where the force field is coming from and shut it down. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. One other thing we need to do. One other thing? We're not doing one other thing. There's a great big gun in this castle. We've got to shut it down.

If we don't shut it down, we're all getting F'd in the B by the really big G. Fuck. Okay, fine. Can we go, please? But if there's a coffee on the way, that would be great. The room service here is terrible. Start moving now. Holy shit.

X? Jesus Christ, Casper. Who the fuck is this guy? Look, he's a bad guy, okay? Yeah, apparently he's been juicing with vacuum fluctuation energy, which will make his... extra powerful, but the effects are probably temporary. Also, it's super bad for you. Okay, whatever. Hi, Eva.

Hi. Get back in there, Rocky. Our to-do list in this place just got longer. Just once. I'd like to be involved in the thinky part of the plan, not the wackity smack smack part of the plan. Can we go over this at your next employee review, please? Fine. Where is this big gun? I have no idea. What?

This place is huge. I don't know how to get there from here. What do we do? Just wander around? Well... If you say we're going to follow the cat, I swear to God. We're going to follow the cat. I swear to God!

Titas formed a perimeter around the diner, but now all of Crocs' forces are coalescing around their location. They're in a better position that way. It's easier for her to fight defensively. What was that? Crocs deployed a squadron of... fighters from the castle. All ships, evasive maneuvers. Engage the fighters, but do not break from your position. It's a manageable number of fighters. We should be okay. Every battle is a race, and we're not

currently winning this one. How far out is the rest of Crocs Armada? 13 minutes, ma'am. Casper, what's your status? Oh, I really don't think you want a status update right now, Kazi. Why not? Well, it involves a cat. Would you like me to explain further? Kazi, it's your sister Jizinka, the gun, the force field. That's got to be all her. We're trying to make our way to her lab, but this place is huge. Stand by. Casper, in case you're wondering, that's what a status update sounds like.

You're not the boss of me. Kossi. What is it? We need to slow these guys down. Can you give us some suppressing fire from ships two and five? Two and five, Major, make that happen, please. Ships two and five, we need a 10-second bombardment around the diner. Tita, fire in the hole.

Everybody, grab your junk! Can anyone? in the diner, hear me. This is Fiona. Fiona, there's going to be heavy fire incoming. You need to take cover. Peter, get inside. Down!

Here it comes. You're not the most powerful being I've ever faced, but you are quite adept at taking a beating. Gee, thanks. It's astounding to think that Earthlings were capable of making something as powerful as you. Well, you know, Earthlings, they're a hot mess, but every once in a while, they stumble into a good idea.

And it's been a wonderful distraction. I'm simply biding my time here in the castle while I wait for my daughter to come to the realization that she is in a trap and will have no choice but to surrender. Well, I'm glad I could be of service. Before we begin round two here, let me ask you a question. By all means. Would it bother you if I read your mind? I'm not just indestructible, crock. I've actually got all sorts of talents and, One of those talents is that mines are kind of an open book to me, but I've learned to ask permission first, unless it's Casper. I'd love to know what makes a guy like you tick. I'm sure you've been trying to be cagey with all the other folks out there, but it's just you and me right now. Just two godlike entities beating the crap out of each other.

mind if I get a peek at your cards there's nothing to hide anymore right the trap's been sprung you're just waiting for the end you may look if you dare wow crock

you're terrified of him aren't you do you understand now why I do what I do honestly no No This whole plan of yours You've done it all out of fear

I mean I can understand that intellectually But if you're looking for me to sympathize with you I'm afraid I can't do that I never sought anyone's sympathy No I mean why would you We're all just a bunch of Little tiny ants to you aren't we Anyone put in my position would have done the same

Hmm And that's where you really live lose me. This much pain and suffering, you really think anyone would do what you've done. I do. You know, I spend a lot of time hanging out with Earthlings, not just because they made me, but because you can learn a lot from them. They're so fragile. Their lives. Compared to you and me, they're as fragile as butterflies. I think if I were that fragile, I would be scared all the time. You never get me out of the house, but they, they managed to get past it. They managed to leave the

house. Have fun. Be happy even. Honestly, I don't know how they do it. They do a lot of stupid things because they're scared, just like you do, but on average, generally, they, they persevere through the abject fear of their entire existence. They get on with things. They live, ever forward. I imagine that's pretty hard for you to understand. Well, and for me. Is this heartfelt plea meant to lull me into surrender?

No, because in addition to understanding your fear, I also understand. understand your stubbornness and any chance of convincing you of the error of your ways faded a long, long time ago. So, the only thing that's left is for me to beat the crap out of you. Rusk, it's often said in the history of war that no battle plan survives contact with the enemy. Is that why we found ourselves at this point? It certainly is, Ziggy. At this point in the Battle of Cryptasia, everyone, One's plans are beginning to go out the window.

Croc, meeting his match with X. Casper and David having to suddenly search through the castle. Kazi, finding herself stopped by an impenetrable force field. Which is why, no matter which battle you study throughout history, there was always the middle point. The point of pure chaos where the outcome could be anyone's guess. Midnight Burger, come in. Are you guys all right down there? Hey, Fiona, again.

We're okay. Are we? Okay? I'm okay. I'm good. Voon. How are you doing up there? The work continues. You guys okay? We are okay. What the fuck is up with the earth?

There is active resistance to my protocols. There appears to be someone resisting my challenges. They're very adept. Hi, Jazeca. I am not allowed to speak with you. I know. But here I am anyway There are others here

Yes, this is Casper and David Why are they here? They are my friends I do not have time to speak My protocols are under attack So this is Croc's secret weapon? I guess so What are we going to do? Just ask her to stop?

Did you have a better idea? Why can't we just unplug technology from the wall? Why did we abandon that idea? Jazeenka There is a force field around the whole castle. It's very impressive. It cannot be classified as a force field. Really? What is it? This is the nicest I've ever seen Ava act. Yeah, it's disturbing. The field collapses the space within. It does not repel attacks, but rather makes the target effectively

non-existent. Wow. What is the power source like for something like that? Power demands are inconsequential. Scale as the challenge. The field demanded a resonator to match target size. Cool. Where's the resonator? We are within the resonator. The entire castle is the resonator?

Correct. Great. We're fucked. Why? The shield isn't coming from some device in the castle. The castle is the castle. The device. The entire castle generates the shield. Great. So we'd have to shut down the castle to shut down the shield.

Yes. How do we shut down the castle? We can't shut down the castle. The castle is powered by the planet's core. We'd have to shut down the planet to shut down the castle. Well, so much for this plan. At least I got a tour of the castle. All right. Fuck this. Let's get out of here. X. Who's going to break the news to Kazzi? Yet another dead end for Kazi's forces.

The only saving grace was that David managed to hear guards coming down the hall before they had a chance to get into the room. I'm sorry. I what? Managed to hear guards coming down the hall? Uh, one moment. Shit. Hi, guys. Great news.

We're pinned down. Ma'am, what is it? It's Crocs Armada. They've just arrived in orbit. How many ships? I count 30, ma'am. Casper, it's now or never? Casper!

It's not going to happen, Kazi. The only way to break down the shield is to break down the castle itself. The castle is the shield generator. And if we could break down the castle, we wouldn't even be having this conversation. I see. Kasi, you should pack up and get out of here while you still can. No. I've run before. I won't do it again.

Tell Ava to figure something out. Guys, we've got a lot more ships showing up here. We're bad guys. Gloria, get everybody inside. This is going to get messy. Kazi was outnumbered before. She's going to be even more outnumbered now. Attention. All ships. Engage the enemy and don't let up. We fight to the last of us. Casper? Yeah. Are we screwed?

You know, Ziggy, it's at this point. that I'm a bit disappointed. Why is that, brusk? In the past, Casper had quite often described himself as a student of history. That's true. And yet, in a moment such as this, he seemed to have forgotten all about it. How so? Well, Marathon, Gagamela, Salamis, the Siege of Malta.

How many battles throughout history have been won by outnumbered forces? The losers had inferior battle tactics. Not just that, brusk. Let's not forget about the wind. The wind, you say. The kamikaze wind that blew the Mongol hordes away from Japan, the Protestant wind of the English blowing away the Spanish armada, and the snowy winds of Tautin that blew the Lancastrians into their graded

Defeat. Seriously, the wind? Give me a break, guys. And I suppose if Casper were to hear us say this now, he would be up in arms at our hopefulness. That's true, Brusk. But Casper was historically a big whiny baby. God damn it. It is a historical fact that Casper was famously King Baby himself, often saying, and I quote, I'm a big baby. stomping around in my big baby pants. Where is my binky? Baby wants binkie. Okay, very funny.

We're sitting here about to die, and you guys want me to hope for the wind to blow? What was that? What was that sound? I don't know, ma'am. Did you guys hear that? Uh, is the ground shaking? Gloria, I'm experiencing unexplained seismic activity.

We all are Voon. And then, as if on cue, the wind began to blow. Mountain? That's a mountain. Gloria, I believe there is a mountain. Yeah. A mountain? What the hell just happened?

Uh... Major. Ma'am. A mountain has appeared. Excuse me? Uh... Mountain. One more time.

A big one. 3,500 meters. It just showed up? Uh, yes. Does someone down there want to explain the mountain to me? I don't think we can, Kazi. Wait, ma'am, whatever it is. It took out half of Crox fleet when it appeared.

It did? They collided with the mountain. We have a fighting chance now, whatever it is. It's on our side. Is anyone out there? It's Leif. Can you hear me? Show up any time, Dick.

Lave! Gloria! Are you on the mountain? Yeah. How did you bring a whole mountain here? Remember the Horizon Motel? You brought it with you? The whole mountain moves like the diner.

I'll explain later. Can somebody give me a rundown? After his many adventures with the denizens of Hutz's pocket, Leif had arrived on the battlefield ready for anything. Hardly due to Dr. Maddox's warning to him when they briefly met at the beginning of the universe. You're welcome. When they what?

What are the mucklewains doing? They're doing a bit. Leif, whatever you've done, you've given us a fighting chance. But we're not out of the woods yet. Tita is still greatly outnumbered on the battlefield. I can definitely help with that. Today there is not to drink but love. Leif, there's a porcupine guy.

Good Lord, is that Slabs McTurps? Oh, hell yeah. I love this guy. What's that I'm Slabsie? What else? Leaf, there's some sort of force field around the entire castle. We can't get through it. Okay, Verge.

Are you up yet? Hello, this is Verge. How may I help you? Do a pass by that castle. I need to get a better look at it. No problem. Eldon? Scanning. Verge, is that you?

Hey, Tita. Damn. That'll let anybody into this war, won't they? Oh, dear. Are you seeing this life? That's impossible. Apparently don't. That's M-Socke's Tabernacle.

Apparently so. You can't make it that big. Apparently you can. Me-Sach's Tabernacle, brusk. It had to have been the last thing Leif wanted to see that day. Meesawks Tabernacle, an impenetrable shield invented by a mysterious ancient engineer named M-Sak. Had long vexed scientists and engineers alike. Leif, Croxed, she.

If engineer is another one of his daughters. She has crazy brains. The entire castle is the resonator for the field. Whoa. You guys are in there? Yes. X is here. She got us inside with a cube that, well, you made, but that's another story. Anyway, she's the only thing keeping Croc from killing us right now, so she's occupied. Laif, is there any way to get through the force field? And almost any engineer would have said no to that question, brusk. they would have, but Leaf knew something they didn't. There's a way to get through it. But I don't have what I need. What do you need?

A field that size? I would need my particle cammon. The one you dismantled. Not just that. I'd need about four of them. Shit! Jazeca, what are you doing? It's construct of unknown classification detected.

I will use its presence for a new weapon test. Maybe you should do something. some more testing. Maybe it's too soon? The time is now. What's happening? She's going to shoot the mountain. With that thing? Oh shit.

Leave duck in cover. What? Guys, duck in cover for what? Leif, are you okay? Yeah, what happened? How did he survive that? How did I survive what? The new construct is unaffected by the weapon.

Well, guess it's not working, Jazeenka. I guess you... You need to go back to the drawing board. I say scrap it all together. Me too. Guys, what's going on? It was right at that moment that Ava's mind began to race. It was?

A thought began to form in her mind like a bolt from the blue. It did? A thought so outlandish that everyone would call her insane. They would. But as Ava always said, when they think you're crazy. That's when you're really on to something. Eva.

Eva. Leaf. How many particle cannons did you say you needed? Uh, at least four, but there's no time for that. Okay. Everybody, keep doing what you're doing. We're going to work on something up here. Okay.

What are we working on? I need to think for a minute. Operation Barry the Witch, you're a go. Roger that. I have to say, I really don't like the name Barry the Witch. It has some historical undertones. I really don't like. Oh, right.

Do me a favor. Roll down your window and complain to one of the evil spacemen about your displeasure with the historical undertones. I'm just saying. Wait, hang on. Celeste. Oh, hey, guys. Hey, how's the battle going?

It's going well. We're gaining some ground. Fantastic. Say, where's a good place for me to park Trinket? Oh, I think right up there by that abandoned laundromat. Sure. Oh, my love. We push forward.

Okay. Gotta go. Good luck, guys. You too. Have fun storming the castle. I think I know why we haven't finished Star Wars. Oh, yeah? Why?

I mean, it's kind of a snooze compared to this, right? Oh, yeah, totally. I mean, I'd like to see Luke Skywalker operate without a space suit. Hey, yeah, good luck talking to mushrooms, Yoda. Exactly. Are you there? Oh, yes, I'm here. How are things in town?

Uh, they're okay, I think. Is there any sign of the enemy? Oh, no, no, not yet. When we arrived on this planet, several enemy ships collided with the mountain. There may be all sorts of survivors wandering around the mountain, and they will most certainly be hostile. Oh, okay. Um, I just walked through the town square and everything, uh, seems.

quiet at this point. Good. Well, then, I feel a little bit strange, not helping. I understand, Doug, but this is a dangerous army, and our efforts won't be helped by your hunting rifle and Steve's flaming liquor. Best to keep the four of you safe in town.

Oh, I understand. Just let me know if you see any enemy combatants. Okay, I will. Good. Uh, L... Yes. So I see enemy combatants. On to your partner.

On to your corner. Circle up left. Like a wheel on a wagon. Circle up right. Now don't be a dragon. Alamand left. With your left hand around. Grand right left.

He'll swing them around. And, yep. And, um, they are square dancing. Diedra? Hey. What the fuck is happening? Uh? Well, um, a bunch of those soldiers showed up, and they were really scared and really didn't want to go back into the battle.

The first thing they asked for was square dancing. Space pants, step up and bet your space pants. Who's next? What's your name? What? My friend, I can't understand a word you're saying with that stupid helmet on. We're playing space helmet darts next. On to your partner.

On to your corner. Circle up left. Like a wheel on a wagon. Circle up right. Now don't be a dragon. All the left hand rail. Grand right left. No swing of morale.

I think we're going to be okay, Eldon. Stay safe out there. Late. What's up? The bad guys are all pushing toward the diner. Tida can't keep them all back. I think they're safe. trying to get to Voon before he hacks them.

Who is Voon? He's an Ert, and he's trying to hack into the bad guy's systems. You have an urt in the diner? Not the time, Leif. What do you need? Voon. How much of your equipment do you need? I only require M.

Laif, that plane thing up there? Is that yours? Yeah. Let's get Voon in the air. Okay. Verge. Go for Verge. I need you to pick somebody up.

On the roof of the diner is an urt. I need you to keep him mobile. I can definitely do mobile. Moving in now. Eldon, open the vac tube. Back tube open. Coming in on target. Three, two.

Greetings, sorcer. Hello. The customizations on your ship are very interesting. May I scan for relevant technologies? How about you save the day first, and then you can scan all you want. Of course. Hang on tight.

Okay, he's on the move. Any new ideas on how we get past that shield? Uh, Ava's thinking about something. Tell her to think fast. Kasi, since we can't get through the force field, I think we should focus on the battle we can win. With a little luck, we can at least get the upper hand out here. Agreed. We need Voon to make progress on his plan. Shit, Gloria, get inside.

Okay, come on, you fuckers. Here we go. Peter? Death Blossom. Death Blossom. What are we doing? Ava's thinking about something. Okay.

How long does that take? I don't know. I'm just glad she's not doing the thing where she starts speaking in tongues. Speaking in tongues? Yeah, it's very disturbing. It's like a religious ceremony, but just science comes out. Okay. I have an idea.

Okay. What do we do? Well, the first thing to do is don't freak out. Oh, Jesus. You know those times when I have an idea and it sounds terrible, but it only sounds that way because I'm the smart one? I hate those times. No, just go with it, okay?

I don't want to just go with it. Can I opt out of going with it? Zinka, I don't think the problem with the gun is a design flaw. I think you need more power. I think you need to load the gun with all the new energy you have and fire it at the mountain again. Whoa, what? No, thank you.

Unsubscribed. Bad idea party. Jizinka, what do you say? Let's turn this shit up to 11. Jazenka? I accept your proposal. Loading weapon to maximum tolerable energy level. You know what I would do, Jizinka?

Maximum capacity, but a constant stream instead of a controlled burst. Then you can monitor the effectiveness in real time. Agreed. Why? What in the fuck are you doing? We've established. that the mountain absorbs the energy. So why are we pushing our luck?

Because I have an idea. What is your idea? It's good to see you. What? I forgot to say it's good to see you. I'm glad you're alive. Don't try and distract me by saying nice things to me. But it always works.

No, it doesn't. Yes, it does. Hey. Look, you told me one time that you're the guy who always does the stupid thing. That's your superpower. Well, I'm the person who always does the smart thing. This doesn't look smart to me at all. That's because my shit is so smart that it looks dumb.

Where did you get a cat? Late Renaissance Denmark. Where else am I going to get a cat? What? The architect appears to be distracted. I am making progress. Good, because we've got company. Eldon, what are we dealing with?

Six fighters in total. We're a bit faster than they are, but we have no way of fighting back. Anyone want to get these assholes off my back? Voon, are you okay? We're being fired upon and taking evasive action. Shit. Eleanor looked up into the sky to see not only her friend under attack, but their entire plan for victory.

And it was Fiona's hallmark quick thinking that launched her into the moment. Hallmark? That's not my hallmark. How was that my hallmark? Fiona looked to her left. She looked to her right. I'm looking to my left. I'm looking to my right.

And there, just off the parking lot, she saw an abandoned enemy fighting vessel cast aside in the battle. Okay, I'm seeing it. That's when the thought struck her. A thought struck me. What was the thought that struck me? All she needed was a pilot.

Oh, fuck shit. Okay. Uh, hello, who's out there? Fiona, what's the problem? I'm looking at an abandoned ship from the bad guys. Can a person fly this thing? What happened to the bad guys in it? I have this robot, Peter?

It's long story. Can someone fly it? Yes, we steal them all the time. Okay, hang on. Phil! What's up? Outside right now. What are we doing?

Cass? How do I get someone in there? Do you have a pilot? Let me introduce you to Captain Philip Buck of the United States Air Force. Fiona? Hello, Captain. Fiona, get him underneath the nose cone. Okay.

Fiona, what the hell's going on? They're trying to kill Voon. You've got to get up there. Shit. Um, all right. Uh, beam me up or whatever. Here we go. Oh, shit.

Okay. Captain, what's the plane you're the most comfortable with? Uh, F4 Phantom 2. Ooh, ho, ho. Oh, school. Okay. The control panel is modular. It'll start changing right in front of you.

Okay. Okay, this is looking familiar. Get up there, fly boy. All right, here goes nothing. Frank, are you guys in position? I mean, sure? Sure. Well, we're sitting here on the outskirts of the battlefield,

and Trinket has her feet buried in the ground. So is that in position? I guess that's up to Trinket. Right. Trinket, how's the ground feeling? It's a very strange planet. It's a very strange planet, Leif. But I think I've got a handle on it. Oh, but she thinks she's got a handle on it.

Trinket, I'm trying to get Crox location. Try and look for the thing that has the worst vibes on the battlefield. There should be all kinds of evil coming off this guy. Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah, I've got him. He's inside the castle. Wow.

Good. In the middle of the castle, there's a huge hall. It's massive. So big, you can't even see the ceiling. Okay. Now, there's a bunch of other things that have to happen first, but when the time is right, I need you to tell me when Croc is in that hall. Okay. Okay. I think I can do that. Great. Uh, Leif, how's it going over there? Like, are we winning or losing? Well, right now, everything is a big ball of chaos, and... Sometimes that leads to us winning. Oh, great. Hang tight.

I'll let you know when it's time. No problem. So, Leif, just all these places I see all around me, cafes, corner stores, they're all like the mountain? Yeah. Crazy, right? We're next to a laundromat right now. And you're telling me someone had to travel through the cosmos in a laundromat. The laundromat.

Makes that mountain of yours look pretty good, doesn't it? I guess so. How did we get here? What do you mean? Look at us. This is ridiculous. Is it ridiculous? Or were our lives before this ridiculous?

What are you talking about? I don't know. I mean, remember when I was writing a book? I mean, what was I even writing a book about? Remember when your biggest problem was the motel you inherited from your dad? feels kind of ridiculous to me. Well, I think I prefer that level of ridiculous. Well, I know, Frank.

Sadly, we're not the ones in charge. Wait, who the hell is in charge, Trinket? And what's their deal? Oh, shit, Frank. I don't know. Whoever they are, they've decided there will be no quiet life in the mountains for us. And why us? Why us and not someone else?

I don't know. Maybe somebody else would just buck it up. Well, I am mad, and I am going to write a strongly worded email. You've never written an email in your life. We shouldn't take another hit like that. A little help up here. What was that? Splash, too.

My hero. Nice shot, Captain. How are you doing? What's doing up there? This thing flies pretty good. She's... Got a fat ass, though. First time you've ever complained about that?

Hey-o! Very funny. I love this guy already. What the hell is going on in the sky? Who am I talking to up here? Verge. All right, Virge. Whip around that mountain as fast as you can.

You'll see me coming at you, but don't worry. I won't hit you. Let's get the rest of these assholes off your back. Sounds spicy. Voon, we're about to pull some serious G's. Get ready. Oh. Dear.

Here we go. Baby? Yes, honey. I think I want to paint the living room. Sweetie, can we talk about this? Later? I'm just afraid that you're not going to like the colors, and you're not going to tell me. Just one more second.

Honey. We left. All four down. Nice work. Hey, Leaf. What? So, I'm about to do something. Oh, God.

When the concentrated beam of energy hit. It's your mountain for an extended period of time. Don't worry about it. What are you doing, Ava? Trying to get you some particle cannons. What? Casper, what is she doing? Why in the world would you ask me?

Ava, firing the cannon is a bad thing. I thought that was established. Oh, I'm counting on it. What? All ships, steer clear of the castle. Here comes the bullshit. Holy shit. Whoa!

Eva, what the fuck is all this for? The beam is new energy, harvested, from vacuum fluctuations. So what? It's energy that doesn't belong in this universe. So what? It's a really big problem. I think we're aware of that.

Energy depleted. Gathering data. What happens when there's a really big problem? What? Ava exemplified something she'd always believed at her core. That so much of the world we live in is built on assumptions. And to see past them is to transform the way world that they are built on.

And on that day, her beliefs turned a beam of deadly, world-killing energy into a beacon. What's that sound? Uh, y'all, I am seeing something weird from up here. We're seeing it down here. Oh, my God. Ava, what am I looking at? More joints keep showing up all over the battlefield. Joints?

I'm seeing the graveyard waffle house, the in-between kaffaes. Faye, Jade Compass, Chinese takeout raygun tattoo. Oh shit, minigoth? A city bus is down there, y'all. They're all appearing out of nowhere. Holy shit. You created a big problem so that a bunch of diners would show up. Yep.

Ava, this is very clever, but how does any of this help us? Our leaf dismantled his particle cannon. Did all of them? Uh, this? Shit. Someone want to tell me what's going on? What fresh hell is this? Hey, what's all this about?

This can't be good news. So we see Amo Arvati? Holy identity crisis, Batman. This is my nightmare. Mad, scientist, Thunder Crash. Eva, what am I supposed to do? Excuse me, Laf's. Look, guys, there's no time to explain.

I need you to sound off if you've got a particle can cannon on your roof. I got mine. I've got two of them. Oh, yeah, sure. Real nice one. Mine's pink. See, not true wrong.

Okay, listen up, Laf's. If you haven't noticed, we're in the middle of a big battle here. That castle is the target, and the whole thing is covered with Mesaq's tabernacle. Seriously? That's impossible. That's actually doable, boys. We don't breach that shield. The guy inside is going to bring down the entire universe.

I'll explain later. I promise. I need everyone. to coordinate their particle cannons in the following configuration. The calculation's accessible. Attention all parties. I am ready to deploy my protocols. Do it, Voon.

This will come in two waves. Wave number one will deactivate their shields. Deploy tactical dome, full theater. Ah, hell. Did somebody just pop an Ert dome? Oh, have we got an Ert in the chat? Fuck yeah! What, ho, chaps?

May I be of assistance with my fantabulous steam-powered automaton. What? Jesus Christ, is there a steampunk Laf in the chat? Boo! Give me a break. Get the fuck out of the chat. I have a dirigible.

Protocol implemented. The enemy soldier's shields are down. Holy shit, their shields are down. Everybody push forward. Hey, Lay, sounds like the tide is turning over there, Leif. What's the situation? I just saw a used bookstore

appear out of nowhere. It's getting weird, that's for sure. We're about to make a big move, And then it'll be trinkets turn. I'm ready. She's ready. Stand by. Come on.

We're going to come around this way. Oh, shit. What? We've got a group of bad guys headed for us. I think they're trying to mount a sneak attack or something. Well, what should we do? Um, okay. Stay here.

I'm going to go inside the laundromat. Just act casual. Okay? Okay. See where you are. Well, I kind of have to. My feet are very. Buried in the ground.

Why are your feet buried in the ground? That's how I relax. It doesn't look relaxing. Have you ever tried it? Who are you? I'm Trinket. Do we shoot? I guess so.

Look out! Oh, shit. What was that? Uh, a washing machine? Here, do you want another? Turn the way! Oh, hey, you guys are probably going to need a dryer, right? Oh, back.

Oh, I'm trapped. Help me. Let's get out of here. You assholes. Well, let's hope these are still under warranty, am I right? Who are you? Uh, I'm Frank, and that's Trinkett. Hi.

Human beings can't do what you did. Well, I don't know about that. If you believe, you can achieve, right? That's what you would say, right, Trinket? Frank. When you wish upon a star, Frank? Frank? Shit!

What's happening? Huge seismic event, ma'am. Is it coming from the castle? Epicenter is somewhere in the battlefield. Don't let that stop you, Laf's. We need to open that shield. See, almost plunk. I'm in the zone.

Locked and loaded. Let's mess around, boys! Three, two, one, fire. Okay, keep that up. We're going to need at least 90 seconds. Enough pressure in one. We should open it up about one millimeter. That's all the opening I need.

Activating second wave protocol now. I am deactivating the infantry's weaponry. Tita, report. Have they stopped firing their weapons? Well, goddamn. Now I'm going to have to do my least favorite thing. Take prisoners. Frank, we're almost ready.

Frank? Frank, you there. What's his location? His phone appears to be offline. We'll head down and look for him. We don't have time to look for him. I need information on the inside. Casper, where is X?

Leave. I can hear you. Why are you whispering? Crook and I have been going at it for a while. It's turned into a little bit of hide and seek. Okay, listen. I need you to lure him into the main hall. That huge room with the tall ceiling.

Okay. Then what? Just let me know when you're there. Leif? Yeah. It's good to have you back. It's good to be back. Okay, Lucian.

Showtime. He's here, leave. I need him in the exact center of the room. And get ready to teleport away. So, we end where we began. Thanks for giving me a tour of the place. You are exceedingly powerful. Oh, thank you.

What do you do with all this power of yours? Hmm, well, mostly I raise trees, but every once in a while I'd like to go on at crazy weekend with my human friends. You're wasting your potential. I see how you might think that, but I can't say that I agree. You think you're meant to engage in this ridiculous charade with your insignificant friends? I think it's when you say meant to, that you lose me.

That implies there's some sort of grand plan out there, some sort of hero's journey waiting in the wings. I don't think I meant to do anything. I think the universe just sits there existing and we tell ourselves a story about it. I've never heard something so childish. Well, if you're looking for maturity, you've got the wrong group of people. Do it, Leif. You must be joking. Laif.

What did you do? I dropped a mongo on him. You did what? A mongo? On top of him? Where the hell did you get a mungo? Is the mungo okay? Wait, that's a weird way to try and end things, but I don't think that's gonna be enough.

That was just the first part. I know that sound. Me too. Me too. He does not sound happy. Get everybody out of there right now. What's happening? The mongo's about to go Godzilla on the castle.

Oh, shit. We're inside the boom cube. We use it to move around. I would like to stay here. That's totally fine. Just so you know, we are far away from the castle on a hill, so there won't be any unexpected loud noises. Also, I've got David's sunglasses here. I'm going to put these on you because it's brighter out there than in your laboratory. I like the sunglasses. Me too. It's a look.

So, listen, Jizinka, there are going to be a lot of changes coming up, okay? I know that's going to be challenging, but we'll make sure that you have a schedule for each day and we'll get you another laboratory just as soon as possible, all right? In the meantime, you've got your keyboard here, and I don't think Carl is going to be leaving your lap anytime soon. Okay?

How do you know I need this? From working with a lot of scientists. I'm going to go and talk to my friends now. Would you like to come with me? I would like to stay in the cube. Okay. I'll be back. That's the angriest animal I've ever seen in my life.

He's going... ham on that castle. Should we do something about the rampaging mongo? Probably. Hey! There he is. I can't believe we did it. I can't believe your solution was a mongo drop. I can't believe yours was the day of the doctor. I don't know what that means.

How many lafs are out there right now? Guys, judging by the radio chatter, there's not just a bunch of lafs out there. Let's gather up all the duplicates and have a soft ball game. That's not a bad idea. First thing's first though. X, take this. This is a jar of honey. Yeah. The mongo's injured and the only way to calm him down is to put honey on the wounds. Oh, poor bastard. I'll be right back. So, a mountain. You guys, I have got about a million stories to tell you. Well, don't start yet. We've got incoming.

Guys. Gloria! Rejoice with me. I have found my lost sheep. Well, look at this sight for sore eyes. Y'all, this mucklewain bit may have been my favorite of the mucklewain bits. I'm sure I don't know what you mean, Aver. You guys, that was so stressful.

We had to get shrunk down to the subatomic level. We were so small. Leif. What the fuck with the mountain? Pretty great, right? You had a spaceship, you had an army of mercenaries. It was like the end of time ban. Luckily, with a less ambiguous ending...

Lave. Who are all these people? I have to thank every single one of them. You'll have time. Trust me. They're a little occupied at the moment. They're down a man. Oh, no.

I found her. Hey, witchie-poo. All that's left of the soldier that shot him is that pile of mushrooms. I didn't mean to do that. I'm sure. Is everyone else okay? We're okay. He's gone.

Their guns don't kill you. What do you mean? They don't kill you. They send you somewhere. A random place in space and time. To most people, that means death. You know, since the vast majority of space and time is just the voice. of space. But

for our boy, Frank, he's still alive? Almost evidently, Trinket. But he's just out there somewhere? Well, what if he needs help? We don't know what to tell you about that, but there is somebody who may know where to start. Who?

Trinket? I thought I saw you out on the battlefield. Do you recognize my voice? Do you remember me? Laboza? I can't tell you where your friend is, but I think there are some things we can figure out. How about you meet me in our special place, and we'll see what we can see? Okay.

Okay, I'll be there soon. A trinket, maybe you should rest first. Oh, fuck. No, get me back to my shop. Okay, okay, up we go. Found him. Hello, dad. Father. dear, I believe you've killed me.

I certainly hope so. I didn't think it possible. How did you manage it? So long as my dream lives, I live. That's what you said to me. So I killed your dream. Well, I would say that's a poetic ending. But you do hate poetry, don't you?

You realize, with me gone, there'll be no one to protect this universe. If this is what protection looks like, I choose danger. Remember those words when he comes for you? So, what shall the killing blow be then? A public hanging? Burned at the stake? Nothing so clean as that, father. Really, dear. Like this? Who says I hate poetry?

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Go start. Who says I hate poetry? Ra. Oh, no, Frank. Oh, no, Frank. Oh, no, Frank. Oh, no, he died. Oh, no, he died.

Oh, no, he died. All right. The field collapses the space within. It does not repel attacks, but rather makes the target effectively non-existent. What does this mean? This dialogue doesn't make any sense. What is all this bullshit about a resonator? Scotty and I were talking about this yesterday because she loves Godzilla.

And I love Godzilla. And I said, you know, Scotty, you and I are not the only two Kaiju fans involved in this show. Joke kills Kroc with basically two kaiju Where is the cucumber water It was in the contract I would have cucumber water All right always up for a mellow hang life Whoa Everything he makes somehow involves like

BMX bikes or skateboards And I understand what it means When Extreme is spelled with an X Always has an energy drink Yeah oh yeah You know Oh, yeah. I think a little bit more, I think less screaming and more like, just imagine everything he says after everything he says is like.

Okay, yeah, I'm here for you. I'm here for you. You ready? Yeah. Fuck yeah. Okay, great. How do I pronounce this? Yizinka?

Who is Yizinka? Voon is working on the secret. Secret weapon. It's so secret. It's so, so secret. They're hunting wabbits. I told my agent I wasn't going to do this. I swore I'd never work with a mongoes again.

Mongos and children, never again. I'm trying to convince her. You're doing a great job. I'm convinced. Cosi's a tough nut to crap. She is, yeah. She makes me so nervous. I know.

She's very severe. I'm kind of stressed out. Yeah. I mean, you are at war. Yeah, well, yeah. It brings out emotions. It's very stressful. Let it not be said.

War is stressful. Yeah, but have you tried moving? Yeah, seriously. I have a line at the bottom of 72. Oh, shit, sorry. Stop trying to take shit from me, Joe. I'm not trying to. Listen, I've got a billion people to keep track up.

They told me I was too old to play Fiona. So now here, I am. in this wheelchair. It wouldn't be a recording session with Tita if I did not ask you to make the sound of you lifting something heavy. I know, I know. So it's all of our favorite thing. He writes the whole script around it. I do. It's true. I'm going to believe that whether or not it's true. Can someone get this cat off of me? All right. Here goes nothing. Phil hits the throttle and the ship takes off. Highway to the Danger Zone

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