Midnight Burger - The Midnight Burger ÜberBlooper Reel!

Episode Date: March 18, 2025

Public Release 3/17/25You didn't ask for it. We don't even know if you want it. But here it is anyway!Courtesy of our dear Patron, Nick, here is The ÜberBlooper Reel, every blooper reel we have ever done!Please enjoy and thank you for listening!For more information on our show, visit our website: https://www.weopenatsix.comSubscribe for early access, ad free episodes, additional content and more!Subscribe on Patreon (The one with the bells and whistles): https://www.patreon.com/midnightburgerSubscribe with Supporting Cast (The simple one): https://midnightburger.supportingcast.fm/Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (The Apple one): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/midnight-burger/id1537653218How about some merch? https://www.midnightburgermerch.comSign up for our newsletter: https://weopenatsix.beehiiv.com/All scripts available at: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1IXV0JIBFw_IgDJhVeaeqL4UPQngvXHoQ?usp=sharingFor more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hello everyone. It's me again. We are moving into hiatus mode here, but I just wanted to give one last sort of fond farewell to season four. Nick, Shifty Nick Howard, as you may recognize his name from the shoutouts at the end, is always doing all kinds of fun things for the show. When night breakfast starts, he always grabs the PDF and post it for people so that they can follow along, all kinds of fun stuff like that. So as soon as the finale of season four went out, Nick took it upon himself to take every blooper reel that we have done since chapter 22 and put it together into one Uber blooper reel. And I think he felt a little silly doing this. He sent it to me and he says, you know, should you ever need this?

I can't imagine why you would. But then I listened to it and I was like, you know what, this is great. We should send it out to everyone because it's so ridiculous and a lot of fun. and it does, it is kind of a nice document of like the nonsense that happens while we're recording the show. So we have now an hour of bloopers for you to enjoy all packed into one nice little package. So thank you so much, Nick, for doing this. And thank you so much to everyone for listening. We're in hiatus mode now. We're moving into that mode. So here's one last salute to season four courtesy of Nick Howard. Please thank Nick if you bump into him

on the internet. All right, here we go. Well, at least there'll be a good spot in the food court today. We're really going to give Mrs. Foods... We're really going to get... All right. Damage to the fabric of space time. It should be easy to spot. Pardon me, sir.

Is that damage to the fabric... Should be easy to spot. Pardon me, sir. Okay. I am working with four separate things right... Blah, blah, blah, blah. Fuck yeah, you should. What's the pay like a midnight diner?

Hang on. We got a midnight diner sighting. Oh, look on. Oh, no. Powerful that it can bombard... Why is bombard so hard? Can bombard is hard. Can bombard...

That it can bombard... That it can bombard... A gravity wave. Why? Huh. Words are hard. More time, sorry. Another fucking plane.

Hang on a second. You're right there. The exact same time that the last plane came through. They're like, yeah. Lovefield. Hate field. I'll do a few zombies. All right.

Okay. Sorry, zombies. Nobody knows anything about it. It's a nays. Yeah, sorry. Nobody knows anything. See, I mean, really, the two of you could say anything, and I'd be like, that's just how they say it over there.

You know, how would I know otherwise? I said that as if I was really proud of it myself. I'd prefer to be in a dying world with you than I f-facked up. The emotion that's choking me. Sorry. You left Cornell for some reason. Yes, I did. Whatever for?

Because there were planes flying overhead. Camp trails. Camp trails. A church mouse in a brass band compared to the brand of quiet. Nope. A church mouse is... No, no. She was never going to work again, so she dumped it all on me.

Oh my God. Plains. Where's everybody going? I don't know. Up. Yeah, right? Turns out there is and isn't an asteroid. What?

It's look. Sorry. Yes. Hello. Sorry, I went straight in. I went straight in. We hate it. You did not say the muckle wades.

Why can't I say mucklewains? It's the servant of the pharaoh, Casper. No, sorry. I'm Zebulon McAway and here with my wife, Effie. All right, I'm going to go back to Casper. All right. Microphone to start with? Sure, I can do that.

I'm thinking 15 to 80 kilo-harts. I do great with all the fictional science jumbo. It's all the real shit where my mouth gets tied up. Sure. I can do that. I'm thinking 15 to 80 kilohertz mid-less. Oh, my God. Sure.

I know. Hey. Schadenfreude. No, I'm not. Give me the rabbit. I'll make the stew. You get back up top and finish brunch, sir. Can you do the no?

No, no, I'm not. Just for me, though. Please. Am I doing it again? Okay. No! Well, we certainly didn't want him. Sure.

Well, we certainly didn't want to... The reason why Casper is going off on his own between shifts is because of you... Oh, Ava! If I could be so pointed. Ava! I've got some aerial drones now. You want me to search the area? Filed under things that are funny that I did not realize what funny.

We're killing Susie here. Hey, I've got some air drones. I know. Just Tom. Can I get that line again? Yeah, yeah. I'm saying there's the weird shit and then there's the weird shit. And we've been saying it's all the same shit, but maybe there's a difference between, but

there's a difference between. There's a what? And what we've been saying? The secret sauce. The secret sauce? I gave her stoptick. What? Sure, sure I did.

What? I gave her stop. No. There it is. Stock. Secrets. Tips. I have the bar.

I gave her stock tips. It's going to be. It's going great. See? I gave her stock tips from the future. I feel good about it, I think. I think things are coming. Fuck, here we go.

Oh, recording. Blow on it. Like a Nintendo cartridge. Get the dust off of the duck hunt or whatever we're playing. I fucking loved duck hunt. Y'all, it was great. Well, I'm rolling, motherfuckers. It's not a hotel.

Stand by. No, it isn't. Okay, let's try that again. It's pan starts rules. We don't know what's happening. Okay, duffies. Clementine may have missed her last shot, but two bull eyes. It's so sweaty in here.

Okay. Real fast, I meant to ask, how drunk do you want her? Just drunk enough? Drunk girl at the bar doesn't pick up. upon the social cues. Great. Just my life. Great. Sounds great. The wheels are starting to come off. Like having an audience for your nervous breakdown. Hello. Another of this lady vanishes bullshit. Except that I stumbled on the fucking word at the heat of the moment. So it's fine. We're going to do it again. Great. So many grunts and screams to choose from.

That's like the old school when you tape over something in a VCR. Like you taped over your mom's favorite episode of Days of Our Lives or something. Games. I also excel at irresponsibly thin. I'll do it again. Responsibly. Can I do it drunk Joe? Like, well, I'm afraid to summon the bear drop there, Cleminty.

Okay, here we'll do again. Been recording all this time. I'm going to open with a joke. You know what? Can we just, can we go back? Before you say your line, can you be doing like, um, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, or something like that? One of those, one of those, one.

Unique New York. Red leather, yellow, leather. Red leather, yellow leather. 99 nuns in an Indiana nunner. Nah. The human torch is on fire. Um, uh, this is a bit can... Yeah.

I can't speak. I'm having a stroke. What happened? Folks, if you're watching at home and think that we're all having some sort of massive hallucination, I cannot say that fucking word. Folks. Folks. Having a weird mom builds character, you guys.

Totally. Thanks for the mom bond. But I'm enjoying it. It's kind of fun. It's kind of fun. It's weirdly sexual but very fun. Let's do it. Nice to meet you.

All right. I imagine you will still the receiver is this. I imagine you still. I imagine you will still receive as my bed. Is my bed. Okay. Where are we taking this from? Oh, no, that's a gasp.

That was okay. Okay. Let me just do one more. Whoa. It seems quite chaotic, but everything has its purpose. You can see, boiling away here is the Alembic. Here I have a Morton pestle for pulverite. Here I have a Morton pestle for pulver.

Yep. Finley, pronunciation expert. Pessel. Morton Pessel. Pessel. What'd you call me? Clementine, my... I did this like I.

I keep saying my. Look, Berbers. Very rare for Berbers to come to Jerusalem. him. I want to do that. I mean, again. My brain refuses hold on it. Zah. Zah. Zahoni, yeah.

Okay. In a hundred years, who knows will control? In a hundred years, who knows will... In a hundred years, who knows who will... In a hundred years, who knows who will... In a hundred years. Why are we taking this story?

No, sorry, let me do that again. Clementine, whatever has happened, it's nothing that we're kind of, sorry. I've actually not stopped because I'm afraid if I do, I will never resume. So you have a whole lot of bullshit to cut out. Sorry, Joe. Okay, great. Boom, we did it. All right, guys.

Well, I will finalize this and I have no bazooki to record for you. So then I'll send it over and great. I've been trapped here in a government building extrajudicial. I knew this word. Ah, I knew it. I knew it would happen. It's impossible word. First blood.

Oh, my God. It's rude. Thanks out. I put that word in and it's like, he has got a trip on that motherfucker. I knew you did that. I knew it. Privately. Now I'm doing it publicly. He's no time.

Okay. Skie the black diamond. It's fun. I've been trapped here in a government building extra judicious. Fucker. Yeah. Have you? Extra judicist.

Extra judicition. Extra what? Extra judicially. Extra judicially. I don't know that I can't. It's a very, very difficult. Extra judicially. Okay.

It's a black belt word. We can all handle it. We're going to be great. I've been trapped here in a government building extra judicious. Listen. Extra judicially. Okay. All right.

All right. I've been trapped here in a government building extra judician. Okay. Here's it. Okay, here's a real. Elongate the word, right? Stretch it out. It's like that.

Extrajudicially. Uh-huh. Do it like that. Brilliant. Yeah. I've been trapped here in a government building extra judicially. Woo. Woo!

I mean, that's what throat coat tea is for. So there you go. I've been looking for you. I hired historians. I paid off local officials. I went to Kersikstan. I am so sorry. Is it Kersikistan?

Kyrgyzstan. Okay, okay. I try not to burp directly into the microphone, so my apologies. I'm going to find it and edit it out because no, absolutely not. Even calling you to Semmelk. Why? I feel like Homeland's secure. Nope.

Tamara, let me stop you right there. I've been trapped here in a government building extra judicious. Here we go. Welcome back, everybody. Hey. On the next episode of extrajudicial. Who. All the evidence you're about...

Seven. Nope. Huh. I'm taking. Woo! Taking. Are you? All you have at your disposal are the trees and tiny creatures that live on your island. And whatever the ocean washes up on the...

Blah-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. all you have. And don't open them until I tell you to, okay? Okay. Okay. I'm going to hold for a second, though, because there's a plane flying over right now, and this is a really intimate moment. Time is a plane. It flies over me and makes noise, but I am also the plane. I am the plane that ruins the podcast, but I am also the podcast. Time is a sum, some, some, some. Because of the temporal lop. Hi.

In my house and I let the morning air in and I release all that stale air that I've been. I'm sorry, I'll mute for you, Julie. I'll mute for you. I just, oh God. What's bigger than a black hole, Casper? I don't think this line is funny. What's bigger than a black hole, Casper? I don't know, Velcro.

I don't know. I hear crox are popular. Slice bread? Um. Slice bread's a real humdinger. Ha, ha, ha. Um, what's, what's bigger than a black hole, Casper? A lot of people love Prinkles. Sorry, my tongue all of a sudden got way too big for my mouth.

Extrajudicially. Look, I did it the first try. Okay, just kidding. How long is this episode going to be, Joe? Sorry, I'm just going to need to ask my son and my wife to. to stop laughing so loud. Sorry, one second. The problem of Home Office, right? Remember, remember, so fondly, the end of season two, when you revealed that count and it was like 90-something minutes

and it was just like, oh, damn, we're getting full-length feature here. And now it's like, it'll maybe be under two hours. I was doing acting and trying to make eye contact with my shoes. Okay, great, great. I was a 10-year-old sixth grader. I was. I was a 10-year-old sixth grader by Susie Suarez. Terrick is just a coat full of weasels with a, with a mustache and a top hat.

Also, everybody's an idiot on this ship. There was a genetic. Nope. There was a genetic. Nope. There was a didda-da. Do-da-da-da-da. Okay.

You have chosen. Julia fucking Roberts I'm sorry, very aggressive. Well, Joe, maybe leave the O off of the opossum when you're writing. It was Terry O'Yark and his last name was opossum.

What a line to end season three on for Clementine. I just love it so much that my last line of this season is about Mexican food. Hell yes. Hell yes. All the damage we've been seeing.

It comes from the beginning. When the plane takes off. When the plane takes off. But on the inside, it's destructible. It's destructible. I hate it all. My what? Everybody on this Zoom is 12.

Yeah. We're 12. Sorry. This place has been bobbing around like a cork for decades. Isn't the local TGI Fridays the first place you would go if your ship has lost Fuck. Isn't the local TGI Fridays the first place your ship would go if you're, fuck you, words? I wrote this.

God, I love it when it, I love it when it happens to you. I have never seen a laser do that. That's right. That's right. Maybe squeeze this. Squeeze this. Wee. Bank fraud.

We're supposed to be keeping motherfucker. There appears to be something within this vehicle called Mugu Guy Pan, which I believe is a food. Excellent. You know what? We're just gonna, we're gonna muscle through it

because time is of the essence, everyone. All right? There's a tornado headed for Tom right now. I think it's going to pass me, but the thunderstorm is definitely going to hit. The podcast. All right, here we go. I kind of want to have a fight club now.

The committee to get us the hell off this rock that hates us so much, I'm doing it again. The chances of a chance of that, fuck. I'm not even supposed to be drunk yet. Hey, while we're stopping, leave, I think, bring your volume up just a little bit. I'll take things nobody has ever said to me. I'm fine covering the tables.

I know you are, but you have to put on your waiter face when you do, and I know you hate that. You know I hate that. Let's not go around calling things tacos just because they're sure. shaped like tacos. Okay. Fuck you, Joe. Oh, God, that's so good. Oh, they're hiding in every conversation,

Shmoopy. Try that again. Fuck you, you try it again. You said Shmoopee. You whiffed on Shmoopy. Just give the Shmoopy a try again, it's all I'm saying. From what I can tell, the Ava of this Earth still works at Jet Propulsion Fuck you.

Jet propulsion, fuck you. Keep that. Keep that, please. Sex and rockets, man, sex and rockets. Billionaire funded think tank. Think tank is hard. Think tank, think tank, think tank, think tank, think tank, think tank. Fuck you.

Billionaire funded think tank on the El Cubieri Drive. How's that coming? Probably I should say it again. Like, I know what it is. Al-Cubieri What the fuck song is this, Joe? What am I singing here? It's Rovin Gambler.

Yeah, okay. You know that old chess. We did it and Tom is still alive. Amazing. Yeah, I didn't get taken to a land of color or anything. A land of color. And your little dog, too. Totally.

Where are we again? Azules. Azules. Where the fuck is Azul? Azoles. Azoos. Azoos. Azoos.

No time for a pig roast and you'd have to wait for soup to boil. Hold on. No time for a pig roast and you'd have to wait for soup to bowl. I'm going to make sandwiches if I were, shit. I just really want to get bowl in that. Sorry. I was in prison once called Lost Basin. It was a bunch of shots.

Lost Basan. Sorry. Basan. Basan. Bassan. Okay. We lost her. Oh, no.

The Lost Basin is not a bad name for a prison. It's my new band. Lost Basin. It's like Americana full. With a Spanish tinge. Yes. I'm going to go turn on power switch. I'll be right back.

Okay. But I think there's like a jacuzzi crank and Jessica's recording series. She's got to go crank it back up. Keep the jets going. Tita kicks the front door open. Who wants pie? Okay.

Come on, Dame Judy. Tita opens fire. Oh, sorry. I'm so used to reading the things. Tita opens fire with the bigger gun. That was our plan. Yes. Though you may be hard.

Sorry. Too excited. You should be excited. I know. He's reeling it back. He's reeling it back, everybody. Stepping away from the litch. Two.

Okay, Jessica, I have no idea why I put so many numbers at the end of this goddamn script. That is plenty. Just like, Jesus Christ. What am I? The hell is happening. These poor people. Quartet. I'm Zachia.

It was, who are you? It's snake, it's snake pliskin. Pliskin. You said snake, Piscan. Okay. Well, you know, wait. Go from. Keep it.

Keep it. Keep it. At first, I was thinking that they'd be quite a burden to have to carry around on my head all day long, but now I put some thought into it. I'm, I think something such as the assortment you have, I'm going to start again. Okay. God, I was so good.

I felt how good it was and then it was. She has a thing that predicts the future. Sure. Don't die on me, Eva. I need this information. Sure. That's who they really were. Hall and O.

The deputy. Deputary. I just created a new word. Oh my God. Why would one weird egg-looking thing in one part of this galaxy have anything to do with these three sisters being in trouble? That's good. Read it exactly like that. That's a perfect reading of that line. Thank you. Very natural. Speed of the end. Excellent. Every word faster than one before.

Why would one word? It's all right. It's going to be great. I'm going to cover it up with speed. Yeah. Julie, can you spare some mustard? I need some more sauce. Your poop. Let the magic mustard.

Thanks for the sauce door face. Good. Please keep your eyes out of my brain. Oh, my eyes are going to be so up in your brain. That sounds gross. You sound gross. Do you want to close? Club sandwich? Hang on.

Now I don't. Sorry. No. Pass. You sound gross. Sorry. Why would... Well, you're missing a word there. Sorry about that.

That's my fault. Do with these three sisters. Sorry about that. Thank you. Look, I'm not going to put all the words in there. Okay? You're going to have to just figure it out sometimes. It's okay.

You're getting paid. I'm tired. I'm so sorry. Sometimes you run out. I can do this. As you record, as always, press record is an important part of the process. Step one. Welcome to my masterclass.

Step one. Press record. We're told the airspace above the area is about to be restricted, but we still got our That was good. You always did it. It was only 10% Canadian. Hey, do you say it. About.

About. Yeah. About. No, the way you did it was great. Okay, I know, I just hit it really hard. Pause before and after. Okay. Oh, Canada.

We're beginning to sound cosigned to oblivion. You consigned. Consigned. Consigned. Consigned. Consigned. No.

I'll do it again. I'll do it again. I co-signed that oblivion. Press record. I keep thinking I have to press record. No, not anymore because of the future. The future is here. You don't have to press record anymore. Congratulations. Thank goodness.

I think that can affirm so trompé that you parley, desormé, Toulaye Saint-Francé That's awesome One more time One more time

That's exactly what I'm talking about That is hilarious I know Okay I'm sorry boos Boul Le Boz Okay

There you see the black Suburbans You've got men with guns And what looks like a squadron of drones in the skittie In the skittie Is that how they say it in Canada That's a weird

pronunciation of Skis. Yeah. What province of Canada is that from? All of them. They just all hide it really well. This is skitty. Yeah. It's in the skittie.

That was so close to skibbri. Hot down, summer in the skittie. Okay. Quah. Okay. The Jean-Mongot is always la fuck. La fuck.

everybody. Maybe stretch out the ooh, you know what I mean? Oh, jimsa. Four, three, two, one. I'm sorry, honey, in keeping with the title of the episode, could you start with five? Sure. Five, four, no, I hate it. Hey.

A laser interferon. In my head and now I can't say this word. Interferometer. Interferometer. Lezier, interferometer. Okay. Okay. Interferometer.

Interferometer. Yeah. I hate you, Joe. I know the feeling. Stop. Page two. No. Page two, everyone.

I'm sweaty. Okay. I know. It's rough. Dear space, Jesus. Please make sense. Don't have away your state secrets just yet, guys. Dear Space Jesus.

We follow it to its ultimate conclusion and we end up face to face with who? This is the one I actually meant to ask you about. Hey, you two. A little heads up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I whistled my ass. Okay, go ahead.

Which is very Tennessee, I guess. Right? That is true. Taking a ride on time traveling's dementia. How about I get, you know, like the subtitle of the thing, right? You did. God damn it. I've observed.

Observed. And we're done. Wee. No, lady died. Ava's old Audi stick shift. What was it called? Audi. Audi, yeah.

Your girl doesn't say it. Audie. Audi. Imagine the universe is a car. Not a nice car, just a car that gets you from place to place. Like, Ava's old, Audie's stick shift. You did it again? You just did it.

It's an Audi. I said Audi? No, you said Audi. You said, Audie. I'm doing the thing that Tom did that one time where he couldn't say the thing and he kept saying of the way that he thought it was remember that in the

in Clementine's okay anyway Wait, what am I saying? Audi. Audi is how you saying. I drive a Honda, it's a lot easier to hear that. Okay. Alicia. That was so funny. What?

It was great. It's true. Look at her. She's on the outside. All the time. All the time. All the time. All these Smarty Smart Smarts talking smart shit. Like she's totally on the outside all the time. Poor, poor, Polly Jane wife of the dean. Nursery rhymes about her.

Oh, did I miss something? God damn it to hell. God damn it to hell. You guys are the ex. Just a little bit. You can even throw some words in there like, you know, Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what I mean?

Stuff like that. Yeah. Wow. The fools. Why are you laughing? I hated all of that. Can we please take it back? Oh, my God.

All right. Okay, let's stop there. Fucking Ertz, man. Right? Right. Right. You guys? Marit.

Chills. Thank you. Chills. This is my last shot, man. Come on. I think we're going to go back and do it again. We would have to do that like online ordained thing. Yeah.

Or they would have to pay you. I mean, it takes five minutes. It's ordained by the Church of Life. Yeah, you might as well do that this week and you can just be ready. Yeah. Yeah. All right, wait, wait. The, uh, the parking spots are great once you remember, by the way. Awesome.

You get, you get a clergy sticker. Nice. Leonardo Avalino, Midnay, bur. Midday, speak. Midday burger. Don Parks. Throat goad, six, six, six, really? Walter Piacarski, droid pirate Findlay, stuck in a pit of Skittles.

Drunkin Coyote, Joe's Monte, Monte, Christo Roll Call makes my day. Oh, that's nice. Angel and Lucy, the twisted twigster, Mertie's Mama. Mama. Okay, good. Yes. Confirmed. Faye Queen. Chase Noseworthy. Core. Okay, I probably shouldn't say it like that. Core. Oop schnart the prop the, what? Oop schnart, the probability demolition expert. Sure. A talking dog named Bronc. Brank? Branche? Bronk. Retro M.G. Snark. Snark. Snark. Cark.

Snarky bark. Warped writer. Tim Nate. Naise. Naise. Tim Nacy. Charlotte Tobiah. Glennis Thompson.

Dougus. Dustin. Dustin Watson. Droughtbreaker. Glob. Glorbner 7. Ebenezer Boob. MC1Brew.

We've been trying to... Oh, for God's sake. Nick. We've been trying to reach you about your diners extended warranty. Brian O'Neill. Level 900 cheese wizard. Okay. AJ and Alia Owolewa.

Holy shit, first try. Is drowsy rousy. Ramsey's Namses. Every time. Ramsey's Niblich the third, Kreplunk, Kroplunk. Whoops, where's my thribble? Leif's bastard son,

Brizzo, the owner of spacecase show. Dot snops. Dutch not schnops. Leafs bastard son of Leaves bastard son, Brizzo, the owner of spacecase show. Shit. Little Gobran.

Gobran. M. Gabby, haze my wiggle butts. Angel. Angel. How do you fuck up, angel? Static ego. Static ego?

Waffles. Omega Nye. Frank in a field. Sally sells seashells by the seashore. Boom. Von Grim. Boho. Go bye.

Bye. Jojo Pogo, that's a no-go, bro. Nail it every time. Magical Computer Mage Mason. The Gabber newspaper sounds like a ridiculous name, but it helped. Banjo Cat. Introducing Recy Pontiff as the 16th Doctor. Congratulations. Devin-77-77-77-77-seven-seven-suff-sova-sova. The Cameron Winterborn Welsh, Fireball XL-5, McKenzie. Dunna-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. God damn it. Trash Angel wants you to know it's okay to throw out that thing you're holding on to. That's way...

Nope. I mean, I could read it first and then say it, but fuck that. Y'all. Kirsten... I did... Fuck. God. Kirsten. Kirsten. Kirsten. Kirsten. Kirsten. Hirsten. Hurstin. Hurry up and wait. Sarah Farmer and her prismatic chickens. Should I be saying, Trey, the turquoise, tortoys? Tonight at 11, Doom. Hicks busy mates. Fux, that fucks up my voice.

As to you are loved. Lucrezia. Lucrezia? Come on. Joe. Lucrezia. Not going to try to defuse a situation after all. And then I will do something on that take.

I anticipate this will only go in the blurbs after the bit. Or the outtakes. All right, hang on. Is that going to take you, though? Maybe you should let us order a drink while you struggle. pass the number three. Not going to try and diffuse the situation at all. One. A, a, uh, uh, uh. Two. Uh, uh, uh, that was worth it. Thank you, too. Forum, gadolinium, neobium, meridium, and strontium and silicon and silver and samarium and

bismuth bromine lithium, beryllium. I started too low. There's antimony arsenic allunium. No. There's antimony arsenic aluminum. There's. There's. There's. European, zoconium, latinium, vanadium, and lanthian. Yeah, let's do it later.

Okay, we're going to do it later. Just give me the last line of the song. Wow. That was real embarrassing. If you put this in the bloopers, I will kill you. Okay. Okay. Wow.

That is really brutal, Joe. Okay. Everybody ready to go? I have one quick question. I know. I know. It's so bad. It's fast.

It's like, I did ask, I asked like three times. I know, I know. It's like, okay, and recording. That's on, that's on me. One question. Mine is bigger. It's a big chunky waveform. It's my, bigger than ours.

That is a nice waveform. Is my, thanks. Is my voice? It is a piece of mine. No, he sounds normal, but the waveform is like, blah, blah. It's, what is it like? Blah, blah, blah.

Okay. Hello, Judy. Oh, right. Hello, Judy. I'm not sure. Did you forget that your gun was named Judy? Is that whatever? For a second.

Turn to the left. Bullshit. Turn to your right and I keep it going back to the sun. One hop this time. Why does that, really? Yeah, because otherwise it's just an orphan and we have to remember to get it. Oh, yeah. Let's think of that we should.

And in these trying times, we should think of the orphans. You're right, honey. I'm just trying to help. You are helping. You're doing a great job. It is on. Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure.

Why isn't it working? I want to know why you're not stopping hitting me with the chair. Pretend like you are saying it to children and you're trying to be deliberately mean to the children. It's like, come in, children, let me tell you a story. Oh, and then this happens. And then a meteor hits. them in their fucking murder. Okay.

We'll react. We'll give you to them like you're Kevin Klein in a fish called Wanda. Literally shred themselves and the universe counterintuitively reaches zero size. And I hated how I did that. I'm going to go back. I mean, I'm unsettled. Free ship. Free ship.

Also, oh my gosh. He totally knows my name. Whoa. I just, I can't, something's, something's up with him. I'm disturbingly anticipating his eventual reveal as some kind of colossal interdimensional villain, but who knows? Zebulon, a interdimensional villain? He spooks me. He's too powerful.

What? It's good every time. There is something so hilarious about that one, and I don't. don't know what it is. What? What? There's a certain, I don't know. There's an umami sort of indescribable thing that happens.

It's a great moment to switch to the scene change. It's reminding me of a line that Jafar has, I feel like. But I can't remember. Oh, what? That's very flattering. Jafar vibes is never bad place to be. Hashtag career goals. Flickers.

But I feel like last episode you pulled a little bit of an uno reverse where you're Like, huh, there's not going to be bloopers. This time, it's going to be me bloopering. Well, you know what happened last time is that there wasn't any bloopers, really. Because everyone decided to be the most professional motherfucker in the world. And so everyone, no one was funny. If somebody messed up, they would just stop and they would go back without any sort of extemporaneous sort of things happening. And so I was at the end of the episode and I was like, fuck, nobody fucked up.

So I was like, hey, I know all of my fuckups. It's very complicated. Okay, the bloopers are very complicated, y'all. Sounds like it. I can bail them out of jail. Lori. Was it mine? I just.

Disappointed. Pointed. I love that this is chapter 40. Laser saw. All right. That was great. Thank you. for the Charles Bronson of it all.

But I do think it's like you just ran there and laser sawed the guy. So just a little bit, just a little out of breath maybe like got it, got it, got it, yeah. Laser saw. Why? Why?

I don't know. What the fuck? Because it's funny. Look, it's funny. I know. We can all feel the funny. Yes, I know. I know. But also, why? I'm out here fucking murdery bad guys.

Like, I'm literally cutting them in a funny way. It's comedy. All right. Laser saw. I'm sorry. I don't think there's an unfunny way to do it in the recording situation. All right. Is it?

It's all good. It's all good. Recording. It's going to be fabulous. Go get me. The barren. rista. Shit.

All right. Hardcore. Let's do this. Hey, Snoopy. Hope you guys haven't been murdered. Hated it. Hope you guys haven't been murdered.

I can't say murdered. It's my favorite thing. Why can't I say it? But. This is, of course, not a normal situation. It's not. Tell me how far. Sorry.

It's not. It's not. And I'm not questioning it at all. I think you know that. What are you talking about? I can see the punctuation and I'm not questioning this. She's like, no, no, no. It's not.

You're gay. And again, thank you. So is Fiona, incidentally. Let's do that again. I'm so sorry. I did that just like William Shatner, and I hated it. I shat myself. My neural environment?

My neural environment? I'm afraid there's a question that hoover, oh, God, okay. Hovers, it hovers over everything. It's a question that's hoovering up everything. Ugh, would have come. Oh, God. Earth's, earthlings, God. I'm going to just take that second part.

What's happening over there? I don't know. Earth's, earthlings, God. Just have me say Earth over and over and over, and I lose the TH, and it just earth. You can do it. You're doing a great job. I believe in myself. Creating all these earths and these earthlings

would have had to start before earthlings even exist. I'm sorry, you have you said. What's going on? Welcome to Earthling Fest, everybody. So many times. So many Earths. How many Earths could an Earthling Earth? If an earthling could Earth Earth Earth.

Oh, sorry. God. Earthlings, Earthlings, Earthlings, Earthlings. That's all that's going through my mind right now. You're doing a great. Great job. There's a lot more ease in this paragraph, though. This is so awesome.

Thank you guys for letting me crash your recording session. You're literally in the episode. I know, but I wasn't scheduled for today. I wasn't scheduled for today. Thanks for letting me hang out, guys. You work here. I love the sisters. Interesting.

Fiona, I'm going to have a look at you. A look. Kazi grabs Fiona's face. turns her head sharply to the left looking at her brain. Sorry, I've got my face too hard. How's your head? No complaints yet. Sorry.

It really hurts. Actually, you know, while we're here, let's just go back and do that again real quick. Smart. Smart. Smart. Smart. Smart. Smart. Get both takes time. Smart and noise. Smart and noise. Thank you, everyone, for being here.

I love you all. Oh, sorry. We love you, too. A little late. It was just, what a pregnant. What a awkward. friends and cause that was yeah i'm fine okay word word word word word word cool cool word word word all right so we're on page one we're just going to go for it all right

okay with the pepper yeah with the pepper out. She's not going to be good. Perfect. In about a bajillion, nope. In exactly one bazillion years. I think, I think, again, I'm always going to push for

the the Wilhelm screen from Betty. I'm not using the Wilhelm screen. First of all, it's expensive. Second of all, no. So there. All right. Shelly, are you okay?

Yes. Okay. Sorry. I heard a big thump noise and I saw, I felt it looked like your closet was eating you for a second. No, my, my, I mean, it's a possibility. He was like, did she find Narnia? I do so much at that office. I handle payroll.

I train the new hires. I water the plants. And it feels like nobody's even noticed. Try that again. Yeah. Nobody's even notices. Nobody's even notices. Nobody's even notices.

Welcome back, everyone. I'm Kitty Caldwell here with Bram Frampton, and we will be your host for this most anticipated event in the multibus. Welcome back, everyone. Damn. Okay. Fuck this. Here's your Vicki Lawrence blooper for everyone.

All right. So, Aubrey, you might want to try turning off your camera. And that would reduce the amount of data that needs to come from you to us. Okay. Well, I think that's kind of rude, but. Listen, I hate it. But this is what happens. What at all mean. Sorry, I have to do that again, my stomach ral. Can I take it from the bottom of 39? Yes. Questions make me hungry. Oh my God. Okay.

Can I, don't give me the lie to get, Casper. Can I get the line? Are you sure you don't, you want me to give you the line? That's your cue. Billy Rose, you took all of my condocs. Am I better? Right before they were to participate, it, can I start this one again? Yeah.

Effie, Effie came in too hard on that one. She's taking over. So I guess it's a good thing you're here, Sunny the Stagg. Oh. Holy shit, my Kindle just quit on me. Thanks, Jeff. I said accidentally weird. I said accidentally, accidentally, accidentally.

She unloads two shells. I spelled two T-O. What kind of idiot? She unloosed two shells. We don't have time to take a break right now. We're having a two-minute science meeting. I approve that reading. This reading approved by Julie Starrett.

The Society of Bethany's. What? What? What? I just look up and it's all. I'm sorry, I can't tell who those middle fingers are for. Everyone's on a screen. It looks like you're flipping off Tom, which wow.

I mean, Wow. Boom, boom, makes her way across the bar. She has a wooden leg. Morning ladies. That's amazing.

I think could we go with Blunt? Sure. My name is commandant Blunt of Zazen-Hrik. I'm on an end. Exposition. Expedition. Expedition. Hold on. A lot of expedition. Technically, we're all on an exposition.

Yeah, we are. We are right now. Please allow me to express me. Fuck you. She's done it. Nice work, Ms. Huggins. Shit. Piggins. What did I say?

No man situation. A no man situation. I'm out. Hope springs a colonel, Fiona. Hope springs a colonel, Fiona. One time. I just having it down this to it right now. Hope springs a curate.

What does that mean? Don't worry about it. Well, where you have hope, the future is like a seed. waiting in the ground. No. And hope is nourishing. Unsubscribed. Hope.

It can become lives. It's all static. How do I mute other people? It's a treasure map. Fire up. I thought you want me to do it that way. I don't know. I mean, I feel like maybe there's a stronger choice.

Wow. It's pretty strong. Sounds like a challenge to me. You got it. Let's go. At the pebble. So what is that? It's a treasure map. And they leave the user.

Okay. Oh, sorry. I was going to cue you. Everybody. But please, everyone say all of your lines at once. It's a treasure map. I love how much laughing happens when I leave. That's always encouraging. Just keeping the ball in the air, baby.

And you know, we're going to have Brody in a bit of season five as well. So hopefully we can. Nice. You can work it out. Make this. Yeah. I'll make sure I'll wash my blankets before that. Oh, yeah.

wash them blanket mayonnaise lots of mayonnaise we will now do a suzy pause just a wall of helmans a wall of helmans the great wall of helmans the great wall of helmonds just looks like that upper shelf that it's Jimmy johns just look around like I got this in my element thank you thank you for doing the pitch And Finley, thank you for surprising us with your presence here. Sorry that it startled me. I'm like, why's Finley here? I'm scared.

Okay. It's the effect I have on everyone, including my mother. So it's fine. I really thought Fiona was going to die. This is so cool. You thought she was going to die? Yeah. Wow.

Because last episode I say something, something. And then Tita says, that kind of thinking will get you killed. And then I go, I know. And I thought that was Chekhov's. I know. No, that was just mine. Yeah. None of you guys ever ask what's going to happen to you?

I'm a little afraid to. I know. Because I feel like, I don't know, I feel like Laboosa is somewhat of a tragic character, and I feel like she's heading towards some sort of tragic end, but I don't know if I want to know. I feel like everybody's always treating me like I'm George, R. Martin.

Wow. Justice for Betty. Who's dying? What you're doing? Bill Betty. And Maloo? Yeah, Maloo. Just as well.

Look at the anxiety that you're, that you're instilling in your actor. Even older Leif? No. Okay, so out of like a whole bunch of characters, like three of them. John Wilk's booth. We're going to take minutes. John Wilk's booth. That's okay.

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