Mike Ward Sous Écoute - #510 - Alexandre Bisaillon et Charles-Antoine Des Granges

Episode Date: January 6, 2025

Dans cet épisode de Sous Écoute, Mike reçoit Alexandre Bisaillon et Charles-Antoine Des Granges pour discuter d'hygiène et de bidets.---------Pour vous procurer la Ward Vodka - http://wardvodka.ca/Pour vous procurer des billets du spectacle Modeste - https://mikeward.ca/fr--------Patreon - http://Patreon.com/sousecouteTwitter - http://twitter.com/sousecouteFacebook - https://www.facebook.com/sousecoute/instagram - https://www.instagram.com/sousecouteTwitch - https://www.twitch.tv/sousecouteDiscord - https://discord.gg/6yE63Uk ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

In direct from the Bordel Comedy Club in Montreal, here is Mike Ward, under listening. Thank you! Thank you so much! Good evening, welcome to Mike Ward, under listening. Before starting the podcast, I wanted to thank you. Now that I'm on tour, I'm traveling. I'm traveling a lot. I would like to thank everyone who comes to see my shows.

I did this week, I did it a couple of times. I went to the SQ to sign bottles. This week, I went to Saint-Thié-à-Sainte. We did a bottle signing session. It was really fun. I would like to thank the people of Saint-Thié-à-Sainte for being kind and not weird. It's my business. I say it often. But thank you, thank you to you all, don't be weird. When I met you, I liked it, like, ah Chris, it takes me

security, it was really fun. And the Saint-Tiacinth gang, I learned that Saint-Tiacinth, Saint-Tiacinth's SOQ is the the one that sells the most Word Vodka in Quebec. So I want to thank all the staff. There was one employee... Belleville Divrongue. Yeah. Chris. Yeah. It was in the crowd.

You pronounced it like a Saint-Hier-Saint guy. It was really like a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful town. Beautiful town of Iverong. Yes, it's a town of Iverong, but I want that so nice and cute when she told me that. She said, you know, De Saint-Cyr, we're on strike. You know, they go on strike for a few days, and then the other days they just put pressure on us. And she said, one of the things we do here, we put all the signs upside down.

So all the signs, let's say, of smear enough, absolute, all, all, all are upside down, except the word vodka. She said, you're the only one we keep. And I thought that was really nice. Well, yes. And I said thank you. And I said, for real, you can turn them over.

If you want. But thank you. I thought that was really nice. So thank you, and I said, for real, you can turn them over if you want, but thank you. I thought that was really funny. So thank you. I should have asked for his name. It would have been better if I said thank you, let's say, Chloe, thank you Nancy, whatever. So thank you, nobody who said that. No one told me that. Thank you, wait, I'll take it back to please Yann. Thank you, Livreung, the asshole. One of the girls who came to sign a bottle was from Montreal. I signed on the hour of the dot. I was doing 4 to 6 in Saint-Yves-Saint.

She left Montreal at 3 o'clock. I don't know if there was an accident or just normal traffic. But it took her an hour and a half to get her bottle signed. And I was already gone. I was already in the parking lot. There, we saw on the river, it was wet. She was like, I'm leaving Lucam. I took a picture with D'Art and I went in with him.

He signed a bottle, I felt bad, he said he could take two hours on the road. And then it rained, I'm just like, Fuck you! Buy yourself a coat! But yeah, thank you, thank you everyone. We're going to do another autograph session in a second. I like that, Yann. I thought I wouldn't like that. I was afraid that nobody would show up. And I realized that even if nobody is here

I get a little sad. I'm just happy to be here. The people are hungry. Do you have a little table like a little kiosk? No, I don't want to make a table. Because a table if there is nobody, it's sad. So I'm down. I'm down.

So if there is nobody, I just look like a guy who came from chill at SOQ. So yeah, that's it. No table, because you remember Lonely Virgil? Yeah, we talked about it the other time. I don't want to be Lonely Virgil. So yeah, I haven't been Lonely Virgil. The next one I do is for the people who listen to live, I think it's next Saturday at S.O.Q. of Brossard.

So for the Patreons, go see that, the date, and for those who are not Patreons, buy yourself a travel machine in time. It's the same thing I learn at the Skate, because there's always someone, I want to pass pictures, let's say, a person who put a picture of you in an SAQ, like with bottles signed, and then I look, ah he's in which city? Ah, well he's in Saint-Cyacinth, he should be in Saint-Cyacinth. Yeah, no, that's it, it's the same as people, you know, spot me. It's the same as my blonde, I know, I went high. Hey, Yann, are you ready to start this podcast? So we can... I will introduce the guests.

I'm really happy to have them. I often see them on my TikTok feed. It's always them or people who make, or a monkey with a little rabbit, or girls with huge boobs. But I'm happy. I like to have them more than girls or monkeys. I'm scared of monkeys. Ladies and gentlemen, here are Charles-Antoine Desgranges and Alex Bisoyon! How are you? Thank you for being here. You are not for real on my TikTok, the third of the videos that come out is you. But are you happy? Yeah.

No, no, I'm ultra happy. Okay, because I can also be the monkey and the rabbit. Or the girl with the big toe. I can do everything in the end. Am I a fan? Am I a fan of her? I understand. Your beard is funny. Who took my bottle? Because he was there. I want to drink in a bottle.

You want to drink in a bottle? Sorry, I thought I had become schizophrenic. But for real, I don't want to make you laugh, but there has never been a bottle. Mike, you know that I don't take it much. I'm fragile. But now, I asked you up there, if you were... We start from the same thing. I asked you if you were depressed and your answer made me laugh a lot. Because you said, no I'm not depressed, I'm depressed. He wasn't trying to be funny.

I was just being honest. For me, depression is... It's the ultimate. It's the Major League. Depression is... You're a bastard. And depression is... You don't even have the energy to say it.

So I still have energy. Ok, perfect. Do you feel that you're leaving the depression? I've lived through a depression. What I didn't like was the way you went down, down, down. But once you got down and went up again, even if you feel like you're dying, you're like, I'm better than a month ago.

Are you going up or are you going down? I had a depression two years ago. A severe depression. I found myself in Louis H. I got a depression two years ago, a severe depression. I found myself in a coma and I got a number of humor. Fortunately, I found a way to make it positive. And now I'm not here at all, I'm just a little depressed in November. I get up and I'm like, I'm going to bed. Do you know of people that the weather affects you?

Oh yes, a lot. Because I'm a fish... Okay. You're a fish with a scythe? Yes, exactly. Hey, where's my bottle? And he was going down the stairs with his glasses on,

with like three bottles to be sure he had them. No, but I'm sure... Hey! First's the guy! And he was going down the stairs in the hall with like three bottles to be sure he had them. No, but I'm sure... Hey! First time I saw you, you were panicking! It was my safe space. No, but... I'm just a little depressed. But you said it right, the moment you go down, you're like, I don't have a punch, and then you fall. You know, you're like, hey, I'm in the basement.

I could... After that, you see..., hey, I'm in the basement, I could... But you've already been in the basement? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had dark ideas and everything, and I was like, well, I'm going to Louis H, if you do it for a week, I won't sleep. But I saw the jingle from the beginning of Hello, Hello, and the end. And I was like, hmm, that's not... I think not many people have ever experienced that in their lives. To see the beginning and the end of the number in Gino...

I was like, damn, I'm gonna go get some... That's the number one cause of suicides in Quebec. Yeah, I think so. You know, there are people who have Vietnam when they wake up. You're's... And now I'm just gonna be honest, my tongue touched the mic. My tongue touched the mic and I'm not filming. But it's going well, otherwise it's going well. It's not going well. It's going super well.

It's going super well. I'm going well, but is there any weather that's like earth in your neck? You, do you like the weather? I think yes, but like everyone. In the sense that I'm not more depressed than a man. Well, that's how it is. I realized that it's really common, because I have a friend this week who asked me, he said, you, do you do big, who does black, at 4 and a half? And when he asked me that, I said, well, you, it looks like yes,

because it's not a question that you say, hey hi how are you? Ok, he started with that and he said hey... Hey, we don't know each other. But I don't really like the weather that affects me more than the arrival of snow. It stresses me out in Chris because winter is coming for snow management. The end of, we have to move our cars, we have to degrade our... And then, the older I get, in summer I get anxious about the winter. Oh yeah?

I'm like, if it's coming, I'm telling you things. It's gonna be there! It's coming! And then, last year, I was paying my roommate to keep my car snowed. Oh yeah? That's when you see that you're too rich to have a roommate. You know? You don't have the means to pay someone.

He tells me, and he says, I can't do it, I'm tight, stop paying your flat. I pay him cheaply, 5$, and I laugh in the window while I see him. It's going to be fine. And I see him scratching. That's crazy. But the argument I say to him is that you're lighter. So when you get in the car to get out of the bath, it's going to be easier. And then, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then he gets out. Yeah, yeah, he's not fast. It's true that he's not fast. Have you ever had a depression or not? I think so. Yes? Okay. Did you ever feel depressed? I think so. Before I started making humor in 2000... I graduated from the school of humor in 2016. And I started making humor again in 2021-22.

That's it, Louis Tete, when I said you were going to be on the podcast, he made his story fascinate me. He said he stopped making humor because everyone said he was good and he was going to have a great career. That's why, for real, you stopped it. Well, it's because at school, everyone was like, hey, you're going to be fine, don't worry, you found your person. It's pretty clear, it's super clear. And I was like a young 22-year-old who was like, I don't know, I didn't understand. That, that, you felt, it was like a young 22 year old who was like... I don't know, I didn't understand. That you felt was like a pressure on your shoulders. I was like 600 and it doesn't go away. My value is...

There's nothing worse than being the next Martin Mat or the next Louis José and 11 years later you're still like... Hey, I'll give you five bucks to pee. Ha ha ha ha! But you know, there are some in every generation. You know, every year at school, usually it's always between him and him. And I'm always fascinated by him and him. You know, like the year at Patrick Huard, there was another guy that everyone said, Patrick Huard is going to have a good career, but the other one is going to be the biggest star in the world.

And he really got it in his head. And he didn't let the other humorists go to the lodge. So it was just him and Patrick who could go to the lodge. Who didn't let the other humorists go? The guy who was like the next big thing. But this guy, he never had a career. Because if you don't let people in your lodge, you're a shit. And if you're a shit, the Quebec environment is so small, no one will hire you.

I'm going to ask him too much right now. Surely... It's Sébastien Bourgo. Nobody will hire you. Is the name too presently? Probably... It's Sébastien Bourgo. We'll take that! In the time he looked like Mario Tessier. Hey, you're not getting in my way. But... I've always been the kind of guy who's super naive, Hey, you're drunk, don't go in my bed! But, but... You know, I was super... I was...

I've always been the kind of guy who's super naive, who comes with energy, and it works, and I don't know why. And at school, everything is fine, don't worry. And when I left school, I remember, you know, school gives you courses. On Friday, you have a TV pitch. On Wednesday, you meet a group of authors, they write you a sketch.

And you leave school, and you're in your apartment, and you're like, yeah, my next show is in four weeks. I play for 25$ in an open mic. So I panicked, I was like, how am I going to pay for my stuff? So I gave up, I didn't even do any humor. I gave up the day after tomorrow, and in 2022 I was... Wait, you didn't even do one show? Maybe one or two, but it happened in like six years.

What brought you back? I wasn't doing well. Okay. I think I... That's it, your depression. Your depression. I was... Hey Chris, the jingle, if you say hi's, we're two girls in the morning.

It's morning, we're two girls. That's it. And I was really, really unhappy to the point of saying, I think I'd rather make maybe 25$ a day than continue. Did you have a real job between the two of you? Yes, I worked in entertainment, in leisure. We were a company that took care of everything, summer vacations, schools, school closures, family holidays, winter skates.

So you had a real salary? Yes. How much? How much did you do? How clear was it? Now be careful, he wants to steal your old job! He's doing the right thing, come on, Chris! I see my month of December coming, I would like to make gifts, how much is it? Let's say 60,000.

Okay! But you know, I'm always impressed by someone who has a real job, who is ready to risk everything. Because when I started, I risked everything, but I had nothing. So it's easy to do all-in and you have three coins. I had nothing either, in the sense that... Well, $600,000 is not what it was. Yeah, and anyway, if I spend $2000 on Uber per month, it gives you an indication. And not the taxi, but...

The most fun in the world would have been finished. And the guy who is grabbing my winter car, so I don't have a lot of liquidity. But no, I was super unhappy to the point of doing like, I think if I continue, there will just be no tomorrow. There will be no tomorrow. But he was strong, Rasty, he was strong. He was telling me... I was strong, I'm a buff. Hey, him, you didn't know, but it could have been Louisir.

It could have been... No, he was strong. Show your hands. Well, there. Yes. He was freaking out. He was freaking out. He was holding his hand.

It doesn't look like it. A thing filled with air. Yes. It's... The big balloon. Come on, Mike. Come on. Balloon. I'm sure it must be...

Wait, wait! You must not have a punch, but it's the least impressive thing. It's a thing filled with air. There's no gravity. There's a 8-leaf of tissue there. I've seen him lift a balloon. No, but you know, it's because it was rolling. The thing is that... Explain. It's a company. No, but you know, when it was rolling, the thing is that...

It was a company that did everything, so entertainment, and we had inflatable structures. And these inflatable structures, when you see them, they look like car shows for children in Greece. But rolling, carrying that, it's like sushi twice a table. And the same at the same time.

It weighs like 400 pounds. It weighs more than that. It weighs only 4 guys, 4 guys per sushi, and he was the only one. And he was the only one? Yeah, sometimes I was the only one. But the thing is... But not with the baguettes! It would have been impressive!

He said it, he was like... Wasabi on every side! There you go! A wasabi truck! A little pool with the soya in it. So you were doing that alone, a 4 guys thing? Not sure, in 2000, but you hit him down and you lean into a little guy and then you bring him to your chest and you freak him out. I was doing that for a while, but like at my 25th birthday I woke up at night because my back was sending me electric shocks to my head. I was in my bed and I went to see the doctor and he said, you know what, you're out of your mind. You have to stop forcing yourself to take medication and go see a specialist. I didn't do anything about it. So I kept on getting scared.

It's good, I think. For three years. And then I can... I'm on my table, I'm amateur and for 3 weeks I talk about it. Oh yeah, ok. Yeah, yeah, it's a nightmare. Did you think about doing strong men competitions at that time? Because there would be something magical. Because every time you see, let's say, strong men competitions, if all the time guys are not cut but are a little little cut and you, you know, you're not cut, you know? So it would be magic.

Oh no, I'm uncut everyone. But... Take protection. But it would be sick to see that, you know? Hey, but for real... Hey, would you take a Mycola Baltra, me please. And I would take my bottle back. You're in the same situation. No, it's not true.

But if you were training, we would have seen you at RDS2. Not RDS, but RDS2. But I think that sport never attracted me. What interested me was to do like Colin, during the 3 minutes of I'm the strongest, but I was out of breath and What interested me was to do Colin for 3 minutes, I'm the strongest.

But I was out of breath and... It just came naturally? Yes, I think it came with my physique. At first, I didn't know I was able to do it. Everyone was like, ''Sail! Sail!'' And when I did it, everyone was like, ''He's capable!'' But for me, it wasn't like a goal or... It's just a physical thing, I have great grandpas and great grandfathers.

You're pretty tall too. Yeah, but you see my back because of what I told you, I started doing that, but I... You're like an old man! Yeah! You were like, I was measuring my ankle! He was like that! He was like that!

It's funny because my grandfather, I didn't know him for a long time, but he was like Casimodo, you know, in 90 degrees. OK. And he was walking around with a little cap and all. And he's because at 20 years old, he got himself into a milk drug. Okay. And everyone was like, stay down sir! And he got up like the gentlemen of his age, like no, no, no! I have three children to feed, I have to go and clean the iron bars!

And he left and when I knew him, he was 90 degrees there. My grandmother put green on his back and let's go. He does 4 feet by 4 feet. I swear, he was high. I'm not laughing. Well, we can, I think. I do 6 feet 3, plus 2. My feet are like a rocket.

Your feet, you have to find your connections on the internet. Yes, on the internet in the United States. What is it? Is it 23? No, but what is it? 17? This is 16 wide. But if there is no wide, I have to take 17. Otherwise I will smash these sides. The length, yes, but it's really the sides.

You don't see it at home. It's really Kurt Kastner. If I put my foot on the ground, it's really the sides, you can't see it at home, but it's really the castor curves. If I put my foot on the ground, it's going to smash on the side. We want to see, we want to see. Put your foot on the table. I think I can, but I can't take it off after. When you were born, were you a long baby? Were you like a...

No, yeah, I was born in two days. When it was over, they cracked a lighter and they made a condom out of the toilet. It was a mess. They cut me with a knife to make me go down. I had a friend who made such long poop that I had to have a knife in the bottom next to the toilet to cut that poop, so it can go in the toilet. And then, not a friend of 40, 16 years old, a knife in butter and cut like little blocks. Hey Chris, that's... I'm sure you've never ate toast at home. It's disgusting.

I think he liked that. He didn't need it. Because it starts to spin. Unless I've ever had a crot that comes out of the bowl. You're like, hey, alcoholism. The centrifugal force. A cracker. You're like, hey, alcoholism! The centrifugal force too. A little bit of alcoholism.

You're like, oh, tabarnak, alcoholism. The conch in the belly. No, but... But wait a minute, because... I think I'm moving... I'm moving on a field I don't know, but I have the impression that scientifically, it's made to break.

It's not that hard. It's not a brick. What did Tabarna eat? He ate grass. Especially a long, hard crust. I think it's short because the intestines are the same. It can't be long and hard, otherwise you would have a bump. The day at night. You know, the day before. She's hitting you in the elbow. You're like, hey, hey, hey, you walk and then the guy...

Look, it's a appendix, it's a nasty scratch. You get to the defender and you have a coat, your hands are like... No, no, ma'am, I just want to poop. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Was his knife... Was his knife... Was his knife... Was his knife... Was his knife... Was his knife... Was his knife... Was his knife... Was his knife...

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The association factory! Like a batch of brioches! We're going to have a baby! Let's go! We need it to roll! The association factory! No, but you know, they have teeth! I saw that in Canal D! But they were eating pork chops and it came out wrapped. Because for real, what I think they should have done, to not cut it, to make it like a soft ice cream machine,

just put it in there, so that it be like a carnival. But the thing is, there are a lot of questions I should have asked, but at the time my only question was Why is there a knife next to the bowl? Answer, because I cut my poop because I make too long guts. End. Wait, wait, but just... How old were you? That's it, we were like 16 or 17 maybe. I've never heard that.

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Poor him. It's mythical. But let's say you meet someone. How do you explain that to your new blonde? By the way, I'm... Go home and get back to your old job, ok? Yeah. You can't leave the knife at your new white man's house. You put it in the sink? For real, I would go out with a girl who I learn cuts her guts with a knife. I think I kill her and burn burned the house in the night.

And I'm against violence. That's worth it. So no, I don't know how he's doing right now. I imagine that either he improved his knife or he's doing better. Do you think that right now he's listening and he's like, don't say my name, don't say my name! It must be stressful. Let's say you know that... Because he knows, he was cutting his hair.

And then he told you and you were like, we feel like we're in a coalition. He was raising inflatable patterns. Now he saw you start to fart and he's like, coalition. He's going to talk about me in his show. He has an under-hearing expression with emojis and everything. Oh, Christ. But he's starting to fart and he's like... Oh, fuck, he's not gonna talk about me in the show!

He's got an under-hearing expression with emojis and everything. Oh, Christ. But imagine if today he's like fucking rich and now he's a little bit of a liar. You know... Yeah. Like he has the page! He's bringing his knife to the world. Yeah, because that's what happens at the world too.

Well, Charles, for real, I think he's coming. It's embarrassing to ask for a siphon, because that's what happens at the world too! Yeah... Well, Charles, for real... I think he's... It's embarrassing to ask for a siphon, imagine you're... I'm not going to do it, but for real... You know... Technically, he's just going to go like... You know... You know, there's an anus there too, you know? Well, yes!

But I think... It was a little bit of a shock too, there... Well, you know, I think he realized it... An anus... An anus is a little bit of a shock... Yes, it's dangerous... But wait... What? I think he realized it. An anus is a little knife. Yes, it's dangerous. Wait! What?

What's dangerous in an anus? Well... I just had the image of James and the giant fish. The shark with the mouth... It's very, very obscure as a reference. But it's a movie... Do you know James and the giant fish? No, I don't know that. It takes too much time for what it's a movie... Do you know it? James and the Giant Fish? No. I don't know that.

It takes too much time for what it's going to be, but... No, but... He lives in a fish, he's at sea, and then one day a shark comes, and it's a big mouth that turns, and it's teeth from here. And it's the same... It's the same as you imagine a... That's... No, but...

Well, if... Did you listen to that before or after the hi-hi? I would say I listened to it during depression, so that's why... No, it's just that if you work your muscles well, it can be impressive. Okay. I don't know what I'm saying, Tabarnak, but... But I think the gentleman lied to you. No, well, no, because...

Well, first of all, why is there a knife? At the same time, if he lied But if my lie is his problem, Zack... Imagine... Zack has the gun! You're gonna kill me! Imagine how, if it's a lie, what a bad lie,

that he was like at home, he said, today,'m going to prank Charles! He put a knife... He put a knife! He asked for a knife It's the worst prank in history Hey, I'm cutting my mouth Prank!

Don't film anything So, that's the episode of the knife-cutting crot. Prank! Not filming anything. No, but... So, that's the episode of the crot cut back. I'm happy that my crot are fighting alone. I never thought about that. But now, the bidet, for real...

You have a bidet, I know that because you talk about it a lot. I have that, do you have a bidet? Yes, it's up to you. Mine is the bidet, I know that because you talk a lot about it. I have that, do you have a bidet? Yes, it's up to you. Oh yeah. I have the bidet for 15 minutes. The jet in the table, I can stay sitting there for 15 minutes. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Do you have a bidet? Do you have a bidet that goes... Or is it just a jet? It's a bidet. You? Ok. You're in the mood. Hey, there! You're okay, yeah yeah You're in the mood And I put vagin ass vagin ass vagin ass Because I have the long record

Is it a V? A V and a C? You know like the turtle and the lion, a little bit of a V and a C. No, no, honestly, it's in the tape. I could stay there. Everyone can have lunch in my ass. Ok. That's disgusting. It's disgusting because... No, no, just because we know each other well.

So Mike would say you're not, but I would say that was too much. It's disgusting because you imagine a dirty ass. No, no, but nobody that, but that was too much. Yeah, it's disgusting. Imagine a dirty ass. No, but nobody wants to eat in a clean ass. I'm sure they do. I'm sure that if I bring a OnlyFans who already came to my ass, I'm sure they'll beat up some men. Well, no, maybe. Yes, yes.

Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Guilty. But... You see, what I don't like about having this at home is that right now I'm shooting and every time... You know, the other time I don't remember where I was and I was like, it's really complicated. That's when I was like, ah, this is too much. But that's it!

For real, the bidet is sitting like this. But this torchet is... Whack, whack, whack, whack! Ah! Ah! Well, pshh! Ok! You followed yourself like that?

Yes, to not infect the anus! Ah! What did you say? What did you say? To not infect the nun! Oh, and I find it funny! My hosti, you... It's hot!

I understand, hosti, talking about having balls full of shit, my John! But no, but you know, it's that... It's complicated, it's complicated. It's the most medieval thing we're doing against. I'm just scratching the shit out of my ass. I have people who judge me because I have a smart toilet or a bidet. They say, Christ, you're disappointed. There's shit that smells and you just scratch the paper and you're fucking up.

And you're like, well, I'm attacking life. You know? Chris, you know... Someone would tell you, Did you take a shower in the morning? No, I didn't need to, I was rubbing my ass with paper. I was rubbing my ass with paper. But my parents, who don't have a bidet,

I don't see them the same way since I have one. He's spitting from the ass of the two of them. Yes! I do construction work with my father, I'm like, he's not clean. But I really have a... yeah, me too, all those who don't have that, I'm like... I realized how scared I was of the bidet. I had the bidet in my box for a year. I was afraid it would hurt. Okay. Yeah. No was afraid it would hurt. Ok.

Yes. No, but it's legit. The first time you do it... It's stressful the first time. Yes, yes, but that's it. I even asked someone when I put it down, I said, Hey, try it. I'm out, but...

I didn't say yes, and... Yes, try it. It doesn't... I'm happy. Yeah. But... That's not... Oh yeah, oh yeah. It doesn't make... Say your name is Gino. Say your name is Gino. Yeah. Put it in your ass.

Put it in your ass. No, but... It shouldn't be cool because it makes you look stressed. Yeah. Give the weather to Seten Record. Give the weather to Seten Record. I'll come if you do... No, no, but yeah, I was afraid of the feeling because I never...

Yeah. I was afraid of the feeling because I never... Yeah. I was afraid of the feeling because I never... Yeah. I was afraid of the feeling because I never... Yeah. I was afraid of the feeling because I never... Yeah. I was afraid of the feeling because I never... Yeah. Give the weather a set of records! I'll come and you'll be like... Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa I didn't know that, but Charles could talk about it. No, if the other one... Charlie!

I couldn't count it. Well, Charles... Lower your volume. Well, it's because Charles, he likes to listen to music loud. Oh yeah. You're going to break his tits. There's a lot of shit on the ground. Explain it.

What I'm going to say, I swear to you, the purpose is true. That's exclusive. I can't believe I'm going to tell you, I swear that the purpose is true. This is exclusive. I can't believe I'm telling you this. For real, it's been a long time on the bidet. I'm here, checking my stuff, then the water is cool, then... And then, at night, sometimes... You're hot. Your bidet is hot. No, no, no, it's cold, cold, cold.

I get cold. And then, at night, sometimes, I go to the bathroom. And, and one morning, I go to the bathroom at night, and I wake up because I have a sore throat. I have a sore throat. I wake up at 9am, a sore throat, like, oh, you're drunk. And I... it's a fart. And I fart, and I realize that all the water from the bidet was accumulated in me. And I realize that all the water from the bidet remained accumulated in me. Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! It filled my bedel here! You made a mess! It's all water! Ha ha ha! You're messing me up! You made a mess! Yeah!

Yeah, because you're messing me up, I'm Charles Beauchesne, basically! Ha ha ha! Secretary-General! Yeah, because you're making fun of me, I'm Charles Beauchesne, basically. It's not a secret. But when you say in life, I got filled with water in my ass. I was tired. You were tired? That's your excuse? I was tired. I did that, I left with my little happiness, I went to my bed and I woke up because I was...

When you walked, did you hear? I went to my bed and woke up because I was... When you walked, did you hear? I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. It's true that when you drink a lot of water, you hear like the sea a little. Like your ear, you see? Well yes. And I woke up because of a flatulence

which was finally a 2 liters of water. And you know, the wake up was still fast. I went from... I went from... You squirted in your bed. Yeah. And then, wait, I woke up... Really? You didn't tell me that. I thought you were flapping.

You never counted that one. I squirted in the bed. And I woke up like Undertaker. Tabarouette. And then I was like, Asti, Asti, yes, yes. You were Undertaker, like, ah, you're a dickhead! And then I'm like, Asti, Asti, yes, yes! You're an Undertaker. You're also from Triple H who came with water. Yeah, yeah.

Willy the whale in the bed, you know, and then... I wake up and I'm like, Asti, there's water, there's water! And usually, you know, I live with colleagues who work. And then it's 9 o'clock, I'm supposed to be alone, everyone works at 9 o'clock. And then, on the other side of the door, I'm like, fuck fuck! I hear four or five people jazzing. And it seems to stay there, wow, so what did you think? And then I'm just making a little package with my sheets in front of the door,

and then, with a napkin, I sit on the floor next to my package, with the sheets full of other shit, and then I had to wait until 10.15pm for everyone to leave to do the laundry. But I swear, and this is the best thing that no one ever believes me, that it was clean. The water that came out? It was clean water. I stayed there for 20 minutes. It was warm water, but water.

I wouldn't have taken a glass of water. After this story, I wouldn't eat in your ass. I can bring things to your ass while squirting. That's it. So you, I think, lower the pressure a little. I like that. I like that at the end. But he likes that, he's 15 minutes away. Try, try, become bisexual if you like that. If you want. I'm bisexual, but only with bids and balans.

Are you ready to be bisexual? Oh, you're bi-curious. Bidé-curieux. Bidexuel. Yes, that I like. But the first day I had my bidet, I was so excited, I had it delivered to my job. I was in a mood, I went to the guy who had a bidet, so all day long, I received it in the morning,

and all day long I said to myself, I'm waiting for everything I'm going to do with the bidet, and I finished working at 8 o'clock that night. At the end of the day, I was so in a hurry that I ran with my bidet to get home. I shat my ass like an old horse. With the bidet in my hands. I was sure we hadn't seen each other, but there were surveillance cameras everywhere. Oh, damn.

I thought that was what you wanted me to do. You're too much. You're too distant. The version that counted, you stopped, I got wet and I had a stomach ache. That happened after the episode of the Squirt. You never counted the rest. It's like the evening when I don't count all the time. I don't understand why. Do you have a toilet dryer or do you just wipe yourself?

No, we just iron ourselves. Ok, you have a nasty setup. Except for me, I have a hair dryer. I have a hair dryer with blonde hair. No, I really have... Go to the gym. Sometimes, the guy at the gym has a hair dryer and a hair dryer. Oh yeah? Yeah, yeah, and...

What are you talking about? The knee, and then it goes... Do you have any with flat iron? I've seen one with a long ass. Yeah, there was... No, but I have a thigh, but I never take it because it takes about 8 minutes. It's long, it heats up, it hurts. Oh, it heats up? No, no, but... It hurts? minutes, it's long, it heats up, it hurts. Oh, it needs to heat up? It hurts?

Well, it's hot! You look hot! Well, yes, but that's why I can't believe no one tested it to see. But I have maybe the most sensitive ass, you know, and you can just... What's your astrological sign? Uh... it's a virgin. Virgin? Yeah, that could happen. You're good, you're good, but don't tell me earlier... Yeah, it could be. You're good, but you can't tell me earlier what sign you were.

It was more of a joke, but... Are you really a fish? Yes, yes, I'm a fish for real. I don't believe it, but that's all I have to say. I don't believe it, but all the relationships that didn't work out, there was a different astrological sign. So it's clearly not your problem. I often hear myself saying, what sign are you? Are you a fish? No. That's what I'm saying, we don't get along. You idiot, I thought you were a fish too.

So you only get along with fish. No, but there are a lot of people... What month is fish? Fish is... April. Are you out of your mind? What the fuck? It would be sick if it was April.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Oh yeah. That's what you should have on your bidet. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not... Two gay guys who make you do the same thing. Fish is like... It ends on March 20. I'm only fish. And the other sign.

But I just... What's the other sign? You need to know. After fish? Yeah. No, that's it. I don't know. That's it.

But sometimes when I get along with someone, often when I don't get along with someone, I ask for their sign and I say, ah, that's it, you were a scorpion. So you believe in tabarnak, actually? No, I believe, no, but... I think that if you zoom out, it's on the ground, we have our little problems, and sometimes we insult each other on the internet, like, TV, fuck you, you know, you get some hate too. Yes. Thank you.

And if you zoom out, we're so nothing, and I'm like, hey, it's possible that it exists, that we're just a star push, you know? We are the world, we are the children, we are the... We don't know it after that, huh? ... I'll stop there, I would sing that song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, Mike finished his two drinks while you were singing that in front of my eyes. Mike, look, close the mics, close the mics.

But I'm happy, I'm happy. I know you didn't ask him as a question, but I just wanted to say it. I think you would be... It must add to your happiness, your happiness, a little. Yes, really. It's hard to be depressed when you have a jet-dol in the ass. But for real, or did I realize how much it made me... I think there are points of happiness in him.

And that gives me easily a plus three points of happiness. When I go to the hotel and there is no bidet, I go, there is never a bidet. There is never a bidet in the hotel. That's it, there is never a bidet. But they should do that, it would save them so much cash. They would have to put bidets everywhere in the summer. I bought a bidet.

You started by making edible food, you beast. I bought a travel bidet. Yeah, the little pear there. It's a little pear. And in the end, it's a travel tip. Yeah, the little pear? It's a little pear. In the end, it's a bottle. I thought it was the fruit. I thought he was putting the fruit. Okay, it's over.

It's a little bottle. But then I thought, it's disgusting. It's going to touch my ass. Then I put it in my suitcase. I like to have my ass dirty all the time I'm shooting. I tried it on me and the reality is that because of my thighs, my hand doesn't pass. So I can't... Oh, but it takes you down for the dick. You know, the...

The bone of the... It's a bone of the place! Come on! Come on, my champ, you deserve it! I'm gonna put white tibou on your legs. And I'm gonna lick myself with butter. Oh, I have an image and I won't count it. It's been 20 minutes since we talked about butter.

He told you he would put butter? I just saw the scene of you with your two legs behind... In Little Fish, the movie. That's in Crochet, in the movie. You know, the guy with the beret, he gets a blow. You know, in the movie, Peter Pan, the wig, he's getting killed and he's going crazy. In Peter Pan, the big guy who's going crazy. And his legs are here.

I didn't have the reference, it's unbelievable. You're dead in there. Ian, did you have the reference? Ian is completely hot. It's too old, no not at all You're too old? No, the movie I think, I haven't watched it for too long Christian, look at us, you're older than us

When you arrived, you didn't do it Oh, you're in the bar, check the old people Do you remember Rufio? No Bangarang, Rufio! Yes, in Tabarnak Rufio! I. Bangarang! Rufio! Yes, Tabarnak! Rufio! I have no idea what you're talking about.

For real! I have the impression... And Robin Williams! Actually, one of Robin Williams' morphine is Peter Pan! Robin Williams with... With Guynadon Crochet! Crochet! Crochet! I'm not alone! It was Guynadon! It's Guynadon who makes Crochet!

Tabarnak! Who did I think it was Guynadon? It was Guy Nantel who made Crochet. Oh, damn it! I thought it was Guy Nantel. No, but I don't remember that movie. It would be funny if you listened to it. But you know, you saw it when you were little. Me and Yann, we were 24, 27 years old. I listened to it at 27, 24, 32. I listened to it at that time. No, but you saw it for the first time when you were a child.

So it's magic for you. But it's a good life. I mean, it's a nice little movie by Robin Williams. From the years... I give it to you. I give it to you, but... It's for sure that it's a good point. Don't try to stop me, fly.

Don't try to stop me. You want to win, huh? The moment is with a slilex. Yeah, and then fly is there, and he's like... Fly, flyouche. Stop it Mouche! Stop it! There were guys at home with cream, I was like... He was pretending to eat nothing and a mané had food because he was so focused.

And the imagination... Imagine the food on the phone. It became real. I was at home a few times and I was like, like, hey, one more thigh, one more thigh. It's funny, we could relate when we were talking about shit earlier. Yann, what's Louis Paulette's number? Just... I've already called them. But you guys, you are on 1 out of 3 videos on my TikTok.

Are you always on JoCom's podcast? Because that's what I see on my TikTok, and it's always you guys. JoCom has a podcast called Tout le de gangue, which has regular guests. Tourneau de gangue! Yeah! Thank you. That's great. And we...

You know, like, we come back... It's recurrent. You know, we're sometimes out with me. We're maybe... I'm in about thirty episodes. Let's say, you're in about fifteen. I'm a max. Yeah.

But it's funny, you know, you're always together on... It's like... TikTok... Répuis-moi? Yeah. It's still, Steve, you're always together on... It's like... TikTok... Répuis-moi? Yeah, you know... We have a podcast together too. Yeah, Carderobot. Carderobot.

It's Carderobot. Oh, well, excuse me. Hey, you're still here. Well, that's what's crazy, it's that... I found it funny that Joe Connor wasn't on his podcast. It's like... I think he's talking about our podcast. Yeah, but I didn't turn it on. What's crazy is that...

You didn't turn it on because we have a podcast together. No, I forgot. Let's ask Riyad Biz because Biz is the guy who had 54 podcast of 3 episodes. Talk about your breakfast podcast. Huh? Biz Bacon Onion. Oh no, it's not breakfast. I was in a pandemic and it was...

Biz Bacon Onion and it wasn't going well. What is this? It's not a podcast! It's not a podcast! It's super normal. I was in my living room and I was taking a shooter, the fireball. It shouldn't be bis, is it tomato? If you want to be sandwich. I didn't even take as much time as at the moment.

Bis, bacon, onion. I just did... It's disgusting. It's like my podcast. Okay, then. And then, I was in my living room, and I was doing the news review, but in the middle of lockdown, so it was just bad news.

And then, PB, he was my columnist. And I was like, hey PB, it's you! And then, because it was like a live-to-date, and then he was recording himself at home. I had hung it in the wall where I was writing to the press. To his neighbor. And then,. I was hanging in the wall where I was screaming afterwards. With his neighbor in the wall.

And sometimes he would come in the door and I would turn off my cell phone and there was his chronicle. It was really not good. So that lasted three episodes. And we laughed a lot in fashion, what's going to be your next podcast? And one day he was so excited and he said it's going to be heart of a robot and we did... I released it in joke. Yeah, you have to do it. And then Joker released it and said. We have to do it.

And then Joker came out and said, I'm going to produce the podcast. And now he also produces this or that. But us, Heart of Robot, was born from this podcast. So now we're shooting episodes every week of Heart of Robot in a studio. Where do we talk about, you know, we're not taking ourselves seriously, but it's a real podcast. Where do we talk about emotions and technology? I would have made the audience participate. Yeah, but maybe they don't know, it would have been awkward.

It would have been fun to know, they applauded earlier. Try it, try it. Who knows for fun? Seven. Seven people. So that's it, you see us all the time. That's why you see us often, it's an expression. I remember the name, so it's just me who didn't turn it on.

You're right, Joe Kerm produced the podcast, we don't pay anything. The visual is very similar. No, not at all. The lighting. The fact that it's the. Yeah, my point. You do that in the studio... At KO. We do that at KO.

Joe does his podcast in his office. Okay. I thought Joe did that at KO. No, he does that in the other room of his 4 and a half. Yeah. Next to the litter. It's really fun. Ah, that's cool. That too, making people when they feel shit. No, no, but it's not that it's bad. I'm just really allergic to his cat.

So one day I was like... I have to stay... He has the same long gums. One day it took me everything because I was a little allergic. We had the brilliant idea of making three characters. I don't know if some of you have seen that, the shrimp-men of hell. We made a podcast of one and a half hours in character. And you're the guy from the island of Madeleine.

We played a character. Hey, you, Luke, where do you come from? I come from Boca de Botines, in the corner of the body of the river. If you see. Did you meet Samantha? No, but I met a host of beautiful shrimps for example. Oh well! It was the same. It was a record. In an hour and a half,

in a corner. I was burning my ass and I was like, I should have taken pills for the cat. So, it's not that it smells, it's just that... I just didn't want people to think it stinks at Joe's. Okay. So it smells good, but you're allergic. I wouldn't say it smells good.

It smells like a... It smells like... It smells like... It smells like life. It smells like Joe Cormier. It smells like Joe Cormier. The whole night. Yeah, it smells like I'm in a hurry.

The other day, I was at Joe Cormier's house and he sees a mouse passing by. At Joe's? He's in Jumanji style. There's a mouse, he flips the curtains, he closes the door, he sends his cat, who's called Cargo, Oh yeah, Cargo, open up! And then we just hear the curtains, the vases,

and then one day, Joe, he goes, I'm gonna help him, he opens the door, he enters, for half an hour, you hear... I got it, I got it! You hear that for half an hour, he went out in the evening, we lost him. And then when I... Hey, you imitate him. And as soon as I put it in, he said, here.

Hey, you imitate him so well. We're here, we're continuing the podcast. Ok, that's during an episode. Oh fuck. Between two episodes, let's say, do we start again? I heard one year, and since we're in it, I heard, I was doing my dishes, and then once I heard like a... In my toilet... And then I was like, hey, I'm used to it.

I'm like, who's fucking in my toilet bowl, you bastard? Is it your boy who's cutting his dick? The white front says cut his dick! You're so stupid! You're so happy that it's burning! Yeah, he's cutting carrots. I forgot that someone was hitting my bidet. And 10 minutes later, I'm glad that my glasses...

Do you have glasses? Yeah. Why do we call that glasses? It's not glasses, Stee. These are glasses, but anyway... What is a glasses? Yes. Why do we call that a glasses? It's not a glasses, Stee. That's glasses, but anyway... What is a glasses? It's a kind of bath. Oh, I'm talking about the cup, the cover. It's not the cover, it's the bucket.

Oh, bucket, not glasses, ok. No, it's a glasses. It's a toilet glasses. Toilet glasses. Glasses, the bucket. Who invented that, man? That's glasses, that's glasses, too. In French, one leaf, one leaf, one orange, one orange.

That's why people speak our language, Tabarna. It's so complicated. Maybe someone didn't like the person they were talking to. They were like, look, behind all this, it's shit. Behind all this, it's shit. Behind that, it's shit. I see two shit. And both cut me off. Charles. So I go to the bathroom and I forget she's in the bathroom.

I wake up the window and I see a rat. A nasty big rat. Dead. He was drowned. But he was so big that the tail came out of the water. It never happened to me, but often when I'm in the bathroom and I don't look before, if there's an animal, I'm in the bathroom. I always think, I hope there's no lizard. I hope there's no rat.

And you know, when I was growing up, I forgot about that fear. And now you come and... Oh no, no, but wait... I'm never going to be able to shit in my life. It never happened to me, but they made reno's. Oh yeah, maybe I shouldn't tell you that. No, but... Tell me, I wouldn't shit in my life. Okay, but he was doing renovations. Oh yeah, maybe I shouldn't tell you that. No, but tell me, I wouldn't eat anymore. It doesn't happen often.

And you're in the bathroom, she must eat it. She must have this option. She has a certified intelligence. She's a cashier after that. It's like the food thing next to the old people. When you throw your rice. So, he repaired my street and... It was open...

So the rat... I live in the third floor... What impresses me is that he held his breath in Tabarnak... The rat... Three floors... Come open the door... Come on Tabarnak... There's no water in the...

There's water if I flush...'s no water in the toilet! There's water if I flush! There's water in the toilet! But the time it comes in, there's no water in the toilet! The time it comes in, there's no water in the toilet! So you think it's drowning just in the bottom of Fluk Fluk? Which is not good for a guy who lives in the water! For real, I was there after I got up from the ground, I was so stressed. But one day I was like,

ok what happened? There's no pole, no stairs for rats on the side of the bowl. What did you do? You took it by the tail and you threw it. I threw it. I threw it. I said to myself, he went through. Did you do a water drop? If he went in, he would come out.

That's what I thought, but I was standing... I'm making bigger grottos than him when I want to be in shape! I was like, my baby, my baby... Often we imitate Vantripotent, did you have the Vantripotent reference? I did! Oh, that, yes, for example. My little beautiful society, huh? So you flushed your toilet,

and then you had to pee or... Did you flush and then you peed after? Or did you pee and then flush the toilet? Oh yeah, I peed on my tabarnak. So you flushed a toilet, it must be easy to pee, but shit, it must take two days. I think I was pissed at both of them. No, that's for sure.

You're on the same level. I was. If there's no more up there, there's no more up there. It's like you're going up there and then you fall back down. You hear, baby, not yet! Oh, shit! Yeah, but I don't choose that. It't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I live with my parents. And... I live together. It's just... It's the guy who gave me life, and the woman he met when he was young, who is my mom. And then... I was outside, I had to pee, so I had to pee in the hallway,

and when I was about to pee, I saw two guys moving, and I was like, what are you, rats? You know, I have a... You rats? It happens when you're alive. Yeah, I was just like, your dick is useless to pull out so many little babies. The restaurant, I'll tell you about myself.

I was like, oh my god, these are rats. They're little babies. I realized they're little lions. They have their eyes closed and they rush to the sun. I said, mom, come see this. It smells like a sperm, I'm sure! At one point, they had one second, their eyes closed, but they were like, wow! Everything was shaking like it was in Calypso. I didn't pee. Continue. What was the ad?

Enter, embark in the adventure. We need to stop having advertising references. Excuse me. I need to choose my medicine. So I told my mom, hey, we keep them. She was like, no Alex, we're too old for that. I said, yeah, we give them water to pee. So I had a Tom and Jerry T-shirt.

That's a sign of God. I was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I was like, I'm, we're too old for this. I said, yeah, we'll write his water id on the pipette. Anyway, I had a Tom and Jerry t-shirt. That's a sign of God. So I called them Tom and Jerry. Tom died an hour later. Ok. Natural selection, I did well.

And the other one, I buried him with a nice cross. And a little lamp that we bought at the dollar store. And the other one, I kept it. Stie, he has such a beautiful life. He brought it to Comédia in Quebec. He brought it to Comédia, he slept at Wilton, he slept at Fermon. He was doing his shows and he left it in the Tesla with the Bench Oufants. Bench Oufants, my little Jerry. He bought a little baby for the Nouraimauleche.

He must have pooped everywhere in your car. And it's little clumps of car. It's small scratches. I have a pimple. But the car was not smelly? No, it didn't smell. Maybe it wasn't good because he died two weeks later. That's why he didn't smell anything. I bought a small blanket and a heater pad. I kept it for two weeks.

You survived two weeks. Ok, it's not long. It's still good for someone who never had a fever. Imagine if he had a broken lung and he was breathing. You made him cough for two weeks. Throw a rock. I saw him in his eyes. He was hanging on to it.

He wanted to be there. So, I was in a relationship with a refugee and I told him he died after two weeks. An animal refugee? I hope not. Not like the one from Danby Grote. How could I have been clear about that? Get out of here, there's a lion who needs a bed. I was talking to a guy from the Pointe.

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A little big guy with a marionette jump, what are you talking about Mike? Yeah. Wait, I can't find him, keep talking. It would have been sick if I knew his name. Yeah. Oh yeah, right. Look, it at him. He looks like he's 72. 72 to 11.

Yeah. He's dressed a little like John Travolta. Yeah. But he's dressed in the show we give to the Poupée Ventriloque. Yeah, yeah. A little terrifying. Yes. A little cut cricket.

Thank you. What's your imitation of him? It's just singing what he sings. And kiss the cap. You know, Dr. Guiritou who has a cure. That's all. And kiss. That's it.

I just did it. No, no, no. Play it like a lady. No, I can't play it. He's done the theater school. He's excellent. To dance and sing? Yes! He's like, he cut me off

a ear, it's Dr. Guiritou who has a medicine in his mouth, that's all. It's Dr. Guiritou who has a medicine for everything, that's all. Well, you'll see, it's the same. Hey, I think it's excellent. It's the same. Do you like it? Your podcast, Mike? I like it.

The fucking Hook, Peter Pan and me dancing, imitating a very beautiful girl. Two remotes. Peter Pan and me dancing, imitating a very beautiful woman. Two romans! Two romans, I like that too. Hey Yann, do you have any questions? Yes, I'm checking that. For Charles-Antoine, when is the next season of Everybody in Rage? That's a good question. It's very obscure, I was doing it on YouTube.

I love to play. We were playing at the Dragon Dungeon online during the pandemic. It was super humorous. I was editing. I did two or three seasons that I put on YouTube. But there won't be a next season because I want to do it. I don't know if you know Critical Role, which is a show in the United States where they do it with voice actors, they are around a table and they play the game but it's really, they made a series on Amazon with that where you follow the adventures

of this group and it's adults like us who improvise a story and I would like that if I had to do it, it takes another step and I could never miss that so if I did. So if I did it again, I would like it to be around a table, three cameras, I would like to help players who have a sense, who have a background in the pros to play at what, and that it would be fun. So that's the answer to that person. Hey, and there's something we haven't talked about, but you're doing the first games in Maurant-Sy, how is it that Christine, not François, how is it that she could have... She could have, she could have... Well, I'm sick because I don't know how it happened, we didn't know each other. Then one day, my manager told me, I booked you a party not far from Rodin, I said, I can't tell you stay, but make your best stock, Christine is there and she's looking for a first party.

I was coming back from Saguenay, I was burning and I didn't want to make my number that is in Rodin. I wanted to do something else, so I did. I said fuck off, what are the chances? So I arrived and I got my number, V2V1 And after that I got a message from a friend I knew her from the intro, I knew who she was, but not that much Did you ever play with her? Never played together, but I had already seen her play

We had never played in the same match, but in the same tournaments probably. And then we started, I started in maybe February last year, they have more March-April to do their first game. And these crazy people, Alain Chien, I see the most beautiful rooms in Quebec, his audience is yelling like crazy, minute one. Often the first game is sometimes difficult because people are like, you're like an ad in the movies And it's true that people are like Ok I just saw Kat Lovac

Who's the big old Mark Hervieux that's going to... But Christine it works, the world is sick I don't know if it's fucking good but the world is fucking crazy So it's really fun, we do everything. And it's funny, the smoke in Tabarnak. We eat, we eat, and we're in Rimouski, no, in Koutimi. And we finish the show, it's 11 o'clock, we sign autographs, we call the hotel. And I know the restaurant is closed for two hours, but we would take two plates at 250 pence of meat.

They made us two plates, we, mid night and quarter, we eat in hotel rooms, assholes! We ate and shit like princes this time. I cut it with a butcher knife, my dick! It was sick, but it's really sick, it's crazy. And Atenom, by the way, I told you, but every time I play the first game, she said, I had the chance to do the

first parts of Mike, I want to give it back to a young comedian and introduce myself. And people are crazy. It's really cool. I also do Megan, I do Megan Brouillard and Christian Maranci. And the public at Megan, are you at the Scos? Yeah, I would say that it's two different audiences at the beginning. I found it a little more difficult because we were doing more rooms making more rooms for small cabarets and stuff like that, but now we're in a recording room and it works as well. It's as cool.

I think it's a matter of... You know, at the time, I think that people, when there was a first part, they were like, oh god, that's it. That person is stealing time with the debt I paid. But now, I feel like people understand more the mechanics of humor and are like, Oh, that's cool. If I like Christine,

and she booked that guy, she must like that guy. But the web... And the web is also for that, because often, people saw Charles on the web, and they arrive., you know when I did the first part of Pepper, people knew who I was by the band because of what he... Oh yeah, the web helps for that too. The web helps a lot, and now you're going to see a first part that...

Let's see, I'm going to challenge you in the dressing room. We talked about the dressing lodge a while ago. I almost forgot about that bottle. You said that there's a comedian... I don't even know his name. Real. I don't know what it is. His name is Ronald.

He's a name called Ronald! It makes me so happy. TéléSport. He's the one who goes to the Gang Show in 92 years. He reads, he has a fever, and he had a vagin with a boudreau. I'm a big fan of Phinny, but I think I have grandfather issues. Because I didn't have any. Do you think you want to suck this guy?

That's not what I said! That's not what I said! I'm going to see if he still bans. It's about time, guys! Personal research! I don't have more than that! No, but there's... Like...

The suck? And maybe receive a hug? Between the two maybe? I would like to give a caress to the two of us maybe? I'd like to give a hug to an old man. We had a debate about whether he's hilarious, but in a show, is he like Thetford Mines? No, Thetford Mines. You sure?

Yes, yes, but Thetford Mines is tough. I found it funny. It's tough as a public, isn't it? I found it funny. They're there, lying a little. They're there, they're there, a bit of a pain in the ass. They're there, they're there, they're excellent. Shut up! Shut up!

The boss is tough. But it's not pejorative. Do you have the boss's name? The boss is tough. The boss is tough. The boss is tough. The boss before, I thought it was tough. I think that's the fun at the moment.

It's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris,

I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it's because of Chris, I think it the boss was tough, and I find that fun. It's because of Christine. One day, I went to the boss with Christine and Preach, and it was their first time playing there. I was like, hey, the boss is tough. He's tough to deal with. And Preach, down there, he tears everything up. And then I'm like, okay, yeah, okay, yeah. Maybe, if they're happy, it's the first time they see a black guy. He trippes, you know.

And he's not painted. My first time... Oh, good gag! Yeah, he's My first time... Oh, my gag! Yeah, he's not in the picture. So, there, there, Christine is in the picture, Christine is tearing everything too. First time, a big one.

There, I'm like... But not really, I was like, I really wondered, I thought, maybe I'm the bad one. You know, Chris, I said, I like it. But it's another generation, the old generation. It was tough, and now I'm not tough anymore. And now I'm on board, and it was really good, but you know...

That's funny because yesterday I was in Bosse and... It's the place, it's the room I have in mind. It was the first time I was confronted with, 20 or 22-heckler room. I went into the stage and you were like, you're not Christine! I was like, no, but I have breasts. Then it was like, show us your penis! Then a guy shouted, show us your penis! I was like, fuck you!

Well, ask him anyway. At least he shouted that at you and at you, Christine. You should have told me. You should have said, you should have flashed your penis, there would have been three in your sink, it would have happened. You're like... you're like... you're like... You're like... you're like... You're like... you're like... You're like... you're like...

You're like... you're like... You're like... you're like... You're like... you're like... You're like... you're like... You're like... you're like... You're like... you're like... You're like... you're like... You're like... you're like...

You're like... you're like... You're like... you're like... I realized that in festivals, the only reason why they have chemical toilets is for you to be able to pee without being attacked by pirates. Well, Yann, do you have another question? Yes, there is a question. I think we had all the details of all that, maybe other details, but it's for Alex. Can we have an update on the Pirroquet, don't repeat that. Oh no no no, not yet. But he's still dead, I guess. He flushed it in the toilet. It's weird, that. He flushed it in the toilet.

I'm happy with the question for this joke. Oh, you're a jerk. You're good! Chris, you did a siesta today. It's the best move of the whole story. To make a good gag and end your good gag by doing... 2024! Chris, you're awesome! Can you have a shot? 2024! 2024! I'm so happy!

Can you have a shot? Oh yeah, that's absurd! As a question... You know, on an animal that died 4 years ago, let's say... 3 years ago! I think it was 5 years ago. It was before the pandemic. So, you know, the animal that died...

Do you have any other news? 6 years ago! Sure, well, it was still dead. It lived 4 have any other news? Six years ago. Sure, he's still dead. He lived four years, he's been dead for six years. I think there was no autopsy and all the patent, it wasn't a... It was a bit of a rocker. Honestly, I didn't have any news, so I don't think it came out... I don't know what happened with the...

No, but an autopsy... You're putting me in a good spot, my Yann. I don't know, but I'd like to know where he's buried. Is there a cemetery? Of birds? Is there an animal cemetery? Are there animal cemeteries? I don't think so. Animal cemeteries are the land of the rich.

Oh, that's right. There's no... Or, you know, people who have land, you know, you don't have to be rich. I'm the kind of person that I bury my animals in my yard. But when you move, you can't go to the streets. I bring them with me. Honey, honey, check my... We have the sectional... You're like the bones of a blackboard in the night. Well, we have the sectional! We have the I have too many......of bacc......of......not bacc...

...but... ...but... ...of little pots... ...of little... ...of little urns... ...thank you Chantal... ...yes thank you Chantal... ...what did she say?

She said urns... ...but she left a chance... ...but... ...so now... ...wait... ...she said you have too many urns... ...I have too many urns because... ...what is this sentence you bastard?

...because... ...you have too many urns......I'm not here to have......you know......8 urns, you bastard? Because... You have too many urns! I'm not here to have 8 urns... Of your animals... Yes, of my animals. So... But you didn't throw them away? No, no, no! Okay, okay, okay.

All of them I have, I kept them. But the new ones that die... I don't keep urns anymore. And I ask them to make footprints of their feet. And then I keep that and I masturbate. Speaking of masturbation, do you like it when you walk in cemeteries? Like... No.

No? Like... No. No. You like that? Before you tell your story, there's something that's going to be shit. I can't not tell it. There was something... One day I went to Los Angeles, and I had a friend who lived there. There's a cemetery in LA with a lot of dead people. And they make film projections in the cemetery. So it's all weirdos who are tripping over the cemetery, who listen to movies. Like, let's say they're going to listen to a James Dean movie.

Oh yeah, I was there. James Dean is there. That idea, I liked that. When he told me that, I was like, oh, Christ, there's a lot of fun, but otherwise, cemetery, Christ, there's plenty of fun, but if not, I can't find the material. But he was just showing, compared to a deceased person who was just a launcher. There's a tomb at Robin Williams and there's the film Captain Crochet who plays the war. But every Saturday night, it's like a drive-in.

So every Saturday night, the bring their little customer chair, they settle in, there's a wall, they put a projection. But it's nice! Well, I don't know. But you know, nobody is in the cinemas. They're all in the cemeteries. I'm not in the cemeteries every week. But I needed to charge my car, let's say, at Saint-Émilie-de-l'Énergie.

And then I had nothing to do. A good city name to charge a car, let's say, at Saint-Émilie-de-l'-Energie. And I didn't have anything to charge. A good city name to charge a car, huh? Yeah. That's what I was saying, I'm de-charging. And there was a cemetery nearby. And I remembered that I liked to walk in a cemetery. But when I send one, I'm not at a place where I say, well, which cemetery I'm going to visit tomorrow.

If I send one, and I read it, and I see the names that come back in the city, and I check the dates. And I like that. It's like my meditation. There's no noise. And then I check the dates. And then often when the date is approaching, I'm like, Oh, that's cancer. That's sad.

And then I start to have empathy. For what? When you're a friend, there's the hi-hello tune playing in the table. Goodbye my lover. Goodbye, my friend. When the date is close, you say, it's cancer, what is it? Let's say I see someone who died at 22, or a bike accident, or cancer. You're playing, he's dead, he's dead. But I'm fascinated by death.

She's a suicide note. Yes, yes, another note. Often in a small village. I can't remember the exact information. You just said you're fascinated by death. Yes, yes, I'm fascinated because it's something that has scared me for a long time. And now, since I'm on antidepressants, it's fine. You know, you told me during the pandemic that you were happy, since it was the first time in your life that everyone was scared, and you were less scared than everyone.

I was ready. Yes, yes. You know, I made a joke about it on stage. I was like, the gang has been doing this for 10 years, I was doing my grocery shopping. You just arrived in my world, but anxiety is often the fear of an apocalypse, the fear of danger. But once danger comes, you're not in anxiety, you're in survival. So I was like, I knew it. And now, are you afraid of death? Are you like...

No. I'm afraid of you afraid of death? No. Ok. I'm afraid of the passing of time. Ok. Yes. What does that mean? So it's maybe... I just started my psycho sessions with a new psycho.

And we're starting, but... I said, it's going away, big brothers. I'm not afraid of death, I'm afraid of the passing of time. Yes. It's very funny. A guy who fills his ass with the smell of January when they get married between your two beautiful breasts. Can I be real sometimes? Do you just have humor in life?

You're right. I think I'm still afraid of death. That's why I'm going to check the falling feet. How old are you? I'm 33. You're still very young. Yes. On the scale of life.

He says he's afraid of death, but I'll tell you, in your test, you're not. How old are you? I'm 33. Ok. You're still very young. Yes. On the scale of life. He says he's afraid of death, but I'll tell you, in your test, you say he doesn't touch the steering wheel and he magazines on Amazon while driving at 130 on the highway. I like that, flirting with death. You see? One day we drive together, I'm a passenger and he's on Amazon and he's like, Colin, check the airfryer. She asked me and he's like, beep beep beep beep beep.

He's like... I'm sitting and I'm like, Colin, what's this? Since the start, I've been doing it worse. He says, it's a car, he drives it alone. It's that, before the Tesla, you had to touch the front. Now, your eyes have to look forward. So I put my seat here. You put your seat there.

It's a high-end seat! It's a good tic-tac. It doesn't make any sense. I don't do that anymore. Yes, I was a shit. But no, I don't do that anymore. And it was you who made me realize that and I wanted to thank you. It's not true, he's still doing it, fuck you! Yann, another question. Yes, there's one, there's one that will need a little context.

Vincent is asking... Why don't you like Arabs? No, no, okay, excuse me. For Charles-Antoine, have you been better at phone calls since the debacle to everyone wins? Phone calls are the thing that stresses me the most. Okay. I'm afraid that...

We call my father. I'm afraid of beating up people. Ok. We call him my father. I'm afraid to fuck anyone. You know, when you listen to something and you're not looking because it's too cringe, I'm like that. And Joe, everyone is ganging, he asked me. We all called on the Rona of Rimouski to ask if there were any screwdrivers in the KKFC. Oh yeah, I saw it. But everyone is like, did you have screwdrivers? I'm like, yes, I'm going to But like, everyone is good. Did you have any screws?

I was like, yes I have screws. No, do you want to say some strong shots? Probably, thank you very much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a knot. I saw it, I was like, come on. I'm scared of all this, I'm scared, scared, scared. I think you said like,

please, and you hung up like... I'm not capable, I'm not capable. It's a hot potato in my hands. Did you do it when you were young, let's say as a teenager? Phone calls. Do you think you were born, there was already the world, you saw the name on the poster, but you, 67, worked? I didn't do it.

No, phone calls scared me too much. And when I was young, I was really scared to be slapped. I was like a little Lisa Simpson. Orange Rob in her breast, and then we went to school. You were playing saxophone? No, I've never been like that. I was scared to be slapped. Even today, we went to see the Rocko Magnotta prison together and we were scared. Who are you to go see that?

Well, that's it Mike. The first time we met, Alexis Nodgierand was like, Hey, Biz is not doing well, I'll put you in the room with him to go to his first games. We were at his house. No, I went well in that room. It was... At Bécomo. No, it was at Port Quartier.

Yes, it's true, we left from Sept-Îles to go to Bécomeau and we stopped in the woods. And it was the first time we met. And was it a guided tour or was it you guys in the woods doing like... Rock on! Rock on! Mike, that's my side a little bit. Sometimes I'm like an electron-lib or... It's because I just listened to Don't Fuck With Cats, one of the best documentaries. Yeah, I wasn't able to listen to it.

Really? It's on Netflix? Yeah. Oh, okay, in your favor. No, no, technically I have the means to pay for Netflix. I had a time for Mac. Hey! What? It's this piece per month that we let.

Excuse me, I was in the... Hey, you're in the pub! But, you didn't like it? No, it's that I... As soon as there's violence with animals. I only think about that and I stop following the story. It was hard, but I didn't want to get involved. I don't think they show it either, but you know what's going on.

And I was like, I like that stuff. We'll see. I don't know why, but I think we're all attracted by that. The Monsieur Kiss is not Martin Luther King. No, but it's our taxes that pay for his logic. I'm going to go see his logic. So I said, hey Charles, I don't think I asked you. It's the first time we've met. It's me who's heating up at the moment.

No, it's me who's heating up. It's a road, a they asked for a map. It was a federal road, and you turn, and there were roads that were the same for 20 minutes. We were in the woods, in the woods. 20 minutes, we were driving, we saw falls, rocks, we saw stuff, and they asked for... We were looking, and we were like,

hey, it must be tough to get out of here. Yeah, it must be tough. And all along, I was thinking, hey, it's really simple to escape from here. Yeah, it must be tough. And you know, all along, I was like, hey, it's pretty simple to go to jail. You went to Guérit. You know, we went in, there was a employee who went in with his lunch, who turned around and asked... Yeah, we were looking around.

We were parked in the parking lot, and he was like, are we going out? I was like, I think we're staying in the car. But we all saw it, and we were like, wow! And I was like, hey, let's do the tour! And he said, fuck, don't kiss a polyvalent! And I was like, really? And we were in black, we had two black coats, he had a tux,

we looked like two thieves in Home Alone, right? So there, the floaters breakers! So there, we live in good! Yeah, because I'm tired, I'm Joe Pesci. I tell you the name. But you saw that it was hostile. The guy who came in for his work card, he was looking at us. He was looking at us from behind.

And the two of us, we're like in fashion. And the door is there, and we're taking you in the side of the road, like a D&D commercial. In the middle of the parking lot. In sport mode. And the car is in sport mode, I remember you told me a lot. Yeah, because otherwise it would be stuck. And then we left, and I explained that to the guy. I had a show with Omo a couple of hours later,

and I said, hey, we went to Guérit, he said, you are hostile, Madam. No, no, no, that's not what he said. He said, which Guérit? And then we went like, well, at the door of the penitentiary. He said, no, no, but which Guérit did they I was like, I confirm that we went in until the end. We saw the entrance and everything. He said, no, usually you do three or four minutes and there are pickups that come in and it's on the ground with the 12 in the neck. What are you doing there?

And I wanted it because I was like, Asti, you almost got me to die. You almost got me to die. It was a mess. I was in a mess. I lie down, I don't get up when I go to bed. You know, right away. Collin, the butter and the anglaise, let's go. We don't have a good idea.

I was forced to do it afterwards because I didn't want to break the law. He's not there anymore, I think. Rocco? Yeah? Where is he? Where would he be? At the Foulard, my friend. No, but apparently...

Apparently, they moved him. What? It would be bad, but apparently they moved him. And I was surprised. I had in my new show, there was a case a year ago that I had... I was thinking, Chris, a Rokomagnota joke would fit in there. And I was like, it's been 10 years. I released it one night, and it laughed so hard that I thought,

oh yeah, I think Rokomagnota is part of the Quebecian vocabulary. Well, I think a good joke is a good joke. Unless you make a joke about Oussama Ben Laden, you know, you're like... How's that? That's not good. Well, it's a date. Yeah, but he's in the common reference as much as Rocco. Chris Ben-Laden, it's 20!

You're making this little gag! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah He sells tools. Roco Makita. Roco Makita. But I think that... We could make jokes about Ben Laden, but I think that since he's dead... We can. Since he's dead, we have to respect him. We respect the dead.

No, you're right, I don't have an argument. You're right. Chris would be good in politics. Yeah, yeah, that's good. Do your business, I'm going to take a nap. I would be good in politics too. I would sell for you, I think. Yeah?

Oh, if the little pin, the Quebec, the flag... I'd take out the TVQ, the TPS, if I had to give you a PS5, let's go, vote for me. Biz, currently, is being pulled by his PlayStation 4. Yes, for real, yes, because... And if you ever have shit at home, that you don't use, you know, things that can be... You come to the St. Eustace's market, you bastard,

you get your PS4 pulled out? How did you sell it? I told you, I get my PS4 pulled out, with two manopes and some games, but I have to find them. That's how we get people to participate. Yeah, you comment comment the video and... Who wants a PS4? Some people don't have it anymore, I don't know, but some people write to me. Yes, that's true.

Do you write why we would want that? Bro, what is this? A console that dates back's 14 years old! You're just going to have messages... Used? Fuck! Ben Laden! Between that and selling it on Marketplace for 130 bucks, why wouldn't I? I agree. I'm a big fan of yours. Is that a good idea? A big fan of yours who sells stuff.

Yeah, shut up! It said big fan of yourself selling Yeah shut up! It's said big fan of Bizz I would have made him a PS5 but I can't buy it You can buy it? Yeah I can but I don't know You can buy a mini motorbike A go kart the other time right? You didn't want to buy a go kart?

Often, but I didn't buy it Sometimes you buy drills and you don't even have a renovation. No, but it's eventually. It's because, is there anything more annoying, even when you start a project and Asti doesn't have the tools? So I don't know yet what my projects are, but as soon as they come, I have the tools. He lives in a one and a half. Do you have a lot of tools? What about your tool? He lives in a one and a half. Oh, yeah. Do you have a lot of tools?

I don't go to his bathroom, I swear. When I go to pee at their place... Charles, Charles, Charles. We talked about fucking pissing, it's really bad. You're six feet seven. No, six feet three, and in his bathroom, I pee sitting down. And when I sit down to pee, I have to turn... Do you pee enough to be able to wash your ass afterwards?

You got it all. Everything is a good reason. And I had to pee my legs in Darling on the side. Do you know why I don't pee enough? It's when you start to pee enough, you do that afterwards. It's the only reason. While I was pissing enough and I kicked three rats. It's dangerous, the noose under your arm.

Kick the rats with your ass. We have a promo for the... I like that, Yann, keep that! Yann! Hey Yann! We'll be registered to Olivier That's it! The guy who... I broke three rock heads

That would be sick! That would be sick! Master Splinter! Listen, the first half hour is shit! Yes! Subscribe to the first half hour without shit! Subscribe to Patreon! Ian, how many good questions are there? There are maybe two left.

Ok, very good. Charles-Antoine, you were great in the IAM. Do you have other TV projects? It's fun! I had a role in a youth series last spring, and my dream when I was young was to play. I wanted to be a comedian. Humor came really late. By accident? Yeah, by accident, all my friends were there and I was like, I don't want to be alone! So I followed them there, you know. And I had a role in a youth series, but like a second role, three replicas, and they cut five of them, that gives you an indication.

But it's funny that this character says I was really good because... What is Liam? It's a youth series in Télé-Québec, familiar on... Yeah, youth attitude, it's a bit familiar. But it's already out? No, I don't think it's out. But there was a premiere. There was a premiere.

No, I don't think he liked me. No, because it's an artificial intelligence in the body of a teenager who ends up living emotions and things happen. And I was playing a security guard whose name was Steve Mcduff. And I was the most idiot in the history of humanity. My lines didn't make sense. And every time I said them, the real was like, «Yeah, it's so funny when you talk». And I was like, «Well, I just said, I wouldn't die in a pudding». It's for sure, it's funny.

It's absurd that a real does, stop being funny. Yeah. Stop being funny. But all along, I was like, I was coming back home and I was like, hey, according to me, today I spoke three times, and according to me, there is not one that keeps it, because every time I said my children, and I was super serious, and every time it was like... Ok, let's do it again... Just say thank you. So I took it back and I was like...

Ok, I'm not saying anything. You were a fan of Tabarnak? No, I think... I went to see the first three episodes and for real... I got a nuked. You weren't in it? I'm heating a truck up, and I'm good to heat the truck up. Someone said you were good.

Were you heating up the funny truck? That pisses you off. Because I don't have talent for the game. So if someone says, you're funny, I'm like, I'm a comedian, thanks. But you, since your first dream is to be an actor, when someone says, hey, it's funny when you do that, it's annoying. I was getting there in the mode, I'm a serious actor. I went through the other door. I got there in the morning.

That's even funnier. A guy who tries to be not funny, who is naturally funny. I don't know what was going on. I remember every time I was like, you were born for this, my dear. I said my line and it was like, no, you're not born for this.

But the question is, if there are other projects like that, I would really like that because I think I'm very good at this game. In fact, I did the theater school when I was younger. And it made me fail. Lionel Groulx, the theatrical interpretation of the program. You saw it earlier when you thought it wasn't going to be good. Look, when I imitated. When you did the Doctor, Doctor Gaguitou. Send that, send that words to the doctor. I think you have it now.

19-2, I'm next. But... That's the kind of thing, you know, like there, you're in the beginning of your career, so... You know, once you're going to have a success in humor, you say to yourself, Hey, I'd like to do some drama. I'd like to do everything. I'd like to do everything. I'd like to do everything. Do everything or just drama?

Drama, I'd like to do everything. I'd like to play, I'd like to animate. That's not everything. Would you like to have a chicken? For real, yes. I think you'd like that. A chicken? Yes, I'd like that. I'd make me some omelette. It's not for the love of animals or the sport, the man let it go But no, I would really like to play that, I faked it, but I don't think he really hit me I just think he realized that I had to do some kind of ultra-thick security guard And finally, in my opinion, I was maybe too funny for what he asked

But I faked it on doing that and I would really like to play that in other things Sometimes you have to say things, I say it, I'm fucking good for what he was asking for. But I did my best to do that and I would really like to play in other things. Sometimes you have to say things, I say it, I'm fucking good. Take me for it. Hey! Can I taste that? Yeah, go ahead. What is it? It's Guinness and... It's a black velvet, so it's...

It's cider and after that, it flows the Guinness with a little spoon. I don't know what the action is to do that so that it doesn't... That's a tune tune when I was young How was it called Yann The girl who sang Black, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, no, you have to take a bigger fork. You just took the fork. Do you have to wait for it to mix? But how do I do it? I have to move. Yeah, but how is he going to grab the clef? How is he going to grab the clef? Okay. Bend more.

You have to bend more. Bend more, I have to move it. It's going to break. I looked, there's just some brown stuff coming in. I'm going to try again. I think it was the shake-up. Hey Chris! Is it good?

Black Van Van, on the roof. You sing well. Hey! You sing well. Yeah, I know. No, but thank you. Hey, can you go pee? Yeah, you can go pee. Yeah, go pee.

Alright. Well, um... Hey, thank you everyone! The podcast... I always have the same crisis when people leave. I was... Oh, I have trouble sitting. I feel like Liz Dion. I was this summer, Mike, to Bicoline. Do you know what Bicoline is? What?

Kabarnak! Why did you go there? As a tourist or...? I wanted to have a sense of humor. And then I decided, and it made me go crazy. Bicoline is a festival in the area of Shawinigan where people gather in summer to live the medieval. Hey, I knew, I knew what it was, I didn't know it was in the area of Shawin.

Yeah, and it's the biggest in North America. I was like, Colis, I want to go there, you know. Then I spent the year to get myself geared up because I was like, I'm going to get a number. Then I got there and there were about 5,000 people gathering there from all over the world. And then you go in and it's like doors. It's big like two times the circle. There are houses, there are people. Asti was sick.

It's the hottest thing I've ever done in my life. After that, I laughed all along, I was embarrassed. People were like, hello, sir, would you have some IQs so I can go take a shower? It was really it. But it was bad. You have to go. In small hands. I'm talking about it because I talked about it with... with... let's see...

Pantelus and he was like, Chris, we have to go Mike. But I had made a shoot for... Arnaud Salier, are you talking about the snitch? No, no, I had made for a Canadian TV station that Just For Laughs sent me to the LARPers. Wow, that's something else. People fighting, you know. People fighting. And then, they're all dressed up as medieval people.

And I arrived, and I had made a gag that I thought was really good. I was acting like I was a journalist. I was talking, and everyone was really hungry, and I had asked a guy, you know, they were all 40-year-old men, you know. And I had asked, are you here in the subway, where is your mother taking you? And then the whole crew laughed, and the guy was angry, he was like,

it's my mother, but he was angry because he realized that I was laughing at him. And then when we were doing a scene, he tried to hurt me. But he tried to hurt me with a sword in the back, you know? So he just hit me with something soft, you know? And that's it. So that's the only time I did that. And then he brought the TV station. Well, he sent a request, but surely... Did he send a guy like, oh yeah, oh yeah! You are...

But not really. You know, it's in Quebec, there's a lot of people. And I was going a little crazy, it's going to be fun. And I got there and I was so moved to see everyone having fun. And we had a lot of got there and I was so excited to see everyone having fun. We had a lot of fun, but it was so... But it's fun to see people. Even when...

You know, for real, even when I read this guy, the people who do that, they realize that... We're adults. Yeah, we're adults in 2024, but there's nothing funny about it. And if they get it wrong, it's so much better. For real, yes. And the thing is, it's so big that the first day,

I was with friends and we were so amazed that we walked like 8 hours. Except that me, walking 8 hours, it's not possible all the time. So at the end of the day, I had a stiletto, my thighs were irritated, it didn't make sense. So I decided to sit down and I sat down in a kind of pit. You should walk like a crab in the side. I'm from Egypt. It was a niche.

You're talking about your stiletto anecdote. I sat down in a kind of pit where there was an animated show by Charles Beauchesne. They told us to sit in the car because there's people coming. I was like, my legs hurt, so I'm going to sit down. I sat down at 6am and the show was at 8am. But there are 5000 people who are sitting in this kind of pit. There were so many people. I had people sitting almost on my knees. I never had my knees close to my body. I'm in a kind of pit in a lawn, so I try to my knees. I never had my knees close to my body.

I was in a kind of pit, so I tried to hold myself. I kept saying, it's sick, but I have such a bad leg. A lady came and we were waiting for the show. The lady came and said, excuse me, would it bother you? We have rum and coke, but my family should come and sit in the corner. Would it bother you if my kids sat next to you? We're like, well, we have more or less kids, we don't have a space. So we say yes, they're like 8, and they're like 19 and 22 years old.

All that's with chums and blondes, they have one, I think she was called Jade, she was twice as old as me, you know? I had the fat family around me, you know? They were dressed in what? I had the fat women around me, you know. What were they wearing? Small dresses and medieval hats. But all along, I had such a bad time that after the 3 hours of show, I was sweating. I was sweating because I was so tired. I never had a bad day. My friends who were there, when they saw me sweating, they cried.

They were drunk because they were afraid afraid we would have to leave. It was so beautiful. And when everyone left and the show was over, it took me six hours to get my legs back. I was lying there and people were taking my legs like a crossfit rope. Your friends almost called the ambulance, right? I almost called the ambulance. Oh yeah, at that point! At Bicolline, is there a I don't know, but... Morgon! I almost got caught in the act. The thing is, the next morning, it was the hottest event. It was the big battle.

It was like 1500 people against 1500 people. It was running inside and it was getting inside. I wanted to do that and I was like, I can't believe it! I'm so mad at people! I can't! So at night, I had three muscle relaxants, some lateral, some ethylenol. The next day, I ran. I was likearynx, your mother, I was running. I was like...

I was the first one! It was sick! It was sick! But what were you doing with all of this? The lateral, the robex... I always have muscle relaxants on me. Do you still feel your arctic plus? Do you still feel your sprain?

Yes, in my pocket in the car. Hey, we don't smell any of that. In any case, I was counting that while you were in the bathroom because he was annoyed to hear me talk about that. I'm not annoyed. Yeah. I heard it. I saw it. You know, he asked you, are you counting your nasty anecdote?

Are you counting your nasty anecdotes? It's because we have a podcast together, Cœur de robot, I don't know if we've plugged it in earlier. Yes, we did. Is that... Is that a pirate's heart angry? That you call that a robot's heart? You should have a pirate's heart in your robot's heart. I admit, she's a good flash.

But she's in Quebec, I think. I think she's in the Jules, she has a box of apples. Are you in Quebec? I think she's in Quebec. No, she's in the game land. Not in Quebec. No one has been married to a trans woman who lives in Quebec. She's not going any further than Drummond. Well, we'll invite her. Well, she has to want to. Someone who marries a trans woman in Quebec is drowning in the river. So... I think...

Hey, this... Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, I just have the image of the guy in the film. You're joking, she gave me energy. What are we doing? The wig that comes out in the running. The make-up. I'm telling you, you got me. Wow. I don't agree with you. You see how... Quebec, I think,

is a little... Not in the back, but I don't understand that... No, but that's just... People in Montreal think that, but it's not true. No, but why isn't there a fucking electric circuit board in Quebec? We went through the river in the river... We're stuck with these electric circuit boards! No, but there are...

No, but it's big Quebec, why? There's none. There's none. Well, yes, it's animating the world, good subject, right now. But, why? Well, how do you shit when it sticks in the... He's angry. He's angry. No, I'm not angry. But there are good tests on the boulevard Larmier.

I'll give you that. I give it to you in a minute It's just that if you're like, I'm doing a show and I want to go to the gym There's no small box Go to Chateau Bon Entente There are free Tesla's For free At Bon Entente And when you call

And you say, give me the price Pierre Hebert You pay less Is that true? Yes. Is that true? Yes, yes. You guys do that too. Hey! Is that true? Pierre Hebert pays...

You know, one year... Why Pierre Hebert? I had done the first part, he got married there. Oh Chris, we're going to get married there? You know, Dano, he was doing his one man show in Quebec. And I said, I'll do your first part, and then and we would sleep at Château Bonnantan. He said you sleep here when you are in the city. I said no, we are too many people, it's too expensive. He said, Chris, Pierre is a great guy, he has a crazy price. They gave it to me, I'm sure they would give it to you.

So I talked to them and I said would hey, would you give me the prize? And they said, well, we're going to stick it, you know. So, we have Pierre Ebert's prize. Yeah, but I think you could have Mike Ward's prize too. Yeah, yeah, but... Yeah, sure, man. I'm just thinking, I'm just thinking of saying your name, you could even be a mayor of Rabais. I like to be the kind of guy who plogs Pierre Ebert everywhere he goes.

I like to come from a Boston Pizza and say, Can you make Pierre Ebert's pizza? I know Pierre Ebert! What are the chances when we were doing Ghostbusters, and I wouldn't ask who listened to it, and I think we'll be less than two to applaud. Damn! We were chasing ghosts together, and we were going in places...

Oh, it's Lousie, say it yourself, but that's it. Yeah, me, at the time, it was a little thing. DND, Beziéval, chasing ghosts... My blonde said she had a mask, she had a naked mask and we called her Pierre Hébert, so she wouldn't be recognized. Yes, that's true. It was your idea. It just...

I could have not said that. It's like my Santa Claus. Do you ask him to wear the mask sometimes when you make love? Well, we're not together anymore, so... It never happened. Ok. And I wonder why. It was a real fake mask, right?

Yeah. It was like a mask. Why are you laughing? Well, because I said it as if I had noticed that it was a fake mask and I thought it was cool. It was weird, the end of yeah yeah yeah, that's all. So, Yann, we're going to do one last question, I think. We're going to call Pierre Ebert and we're going to... Hey, we're going to call Pierre Ebert.

I played an escape game with Pierre Ebert. But it's a good discount? It's not a tag. It's not a tag. It's not a tag. It's not a tag. It's not a tag. It's not a tag.

It's not a tag. It's not a tag. It's not a tag. It's not a tag. It's not a tag. It's not a tag. It's not a tag. It's not a tag.

It's not a tag. It's not a tag. It's not a tag. It's not a tag. It's not a tag. It's not a big... He's a great guy. Oh, Krim! Asti from Pierre Hébert. Asti from Pierre Hébert. Chris from Pierre Hébert. I love to hear Pierre Hébert.

What's the last question, Yann? You think that because you work with Christine, and you're like, here's the world, Asti, associate Christine with Pierre. If Pierre could die, it would be me. You would be the new Pierre Hébert. I'm red. I'm red.

I don't think I'm Pierre Hébert, but it makes me laugh. I think it's the look of the child who's always in trouble at elementary school. Don't you think? The child who's always in trouble. Pierre looks like a guy who likes red. Pierre, there's a kind of guy, who knew the answer in primary school, and he was nice with the teachers, and you liked to drown in the river.

It seems that the pirate heart stops in Saint-Adèle, and it's incredibly unpleasant. According to Pierre Hébert! It's a guy who works in a restaurant and he says she goes there often. Oh, yeah! Oh, Christ! Okay. It doesn't surprise me.

Why? I don't know. I think she has a vibe of someone who is important. You're like, hey, calm down. I'm waiting for your words. No, no, but for real, we all do a creative job. And we all have... Not everyone has the same talent. But...

Stop... Stop... You know, I... I could... If Céline pisses me off because she's too hot, she's going to hit me on the face. So, whoever is hot... Chris, we're organizing a boxing match

you against a pirate heart. At the Bell Centre. At Madison Square Garden. No matter who is there, you're not going to win. Chris, we're organizing a boxing match, you against Pirate Heart. At the Bell Center. At Madison Square Garden. Chris, I'm going to have the right to beat a woman? Imagine if the only reason I'm singing is to have the right to beat a woman. You're a scumbag. Yann, you're going to... Save us Yann, save us Yann.

Was that the question? No. Yann will train me, it will be... Hey you bastard with your little bandana. I'm sure... Just for that, I'm listening to the show. Yann's punch out will be my... What was it called?

Glass Joe? Glass... No, no! The little one who was fighting and his trainer Do you remember his trainer? The punch out trainer? Yes, the little one Do you know Sweet Mickey?

Who was called the young one I don't remember I didn't realize until then I was doing bad. So, last question, Yann. Actually, there might be two, one that answers quickly. It's Felix who asks, will the 2drinkminimum project come back or is it 100% finished? 2drinkminimum? I would like it to come back.

It's just that with my tour, I don't have the time. This week, I have 9 shows. I don't have the time to do podcasts. You have 9 shows? No, but since podcasts, I consider it shows. That's huge. 9 engagements. I have 9 engagements in front of the public in a week.

So it's still a lot for, you know, yes, I'm being careful with my health. You know, I'm training. You know, yes, I'm capable, but... Oh, is it that it was well played? Yes, I'm capable of that. That was a good play. If Chris had done that in his reality show, he would have said, You're a troll! Too good, too good, too funny, too funny! But I would like that.

And the last question is, do you think you'll be able to make a one man show, les boys? I've made six. That's a good answer. Go on, Bize. That's a good question. My show will be released on the 8th of February. I don't know when it will be released but it will be on 8th February. My solo show is called Toute. It will be released on 8th February. Go watch it on YouTube. I was going to say hey, it's on YouTube. Go watch it for real.

I was there at the recording. Yes, you were there. Where did you do it? I did it at the footwear store. I wanted to record it from my bar and I got an invitation. I got a contract to capture it and receive a pay at the same time. So I did it. Oh well yes.

So... It costs a lot to capture it, but I was like, hey I'm paying extra. So it's on Comédia.TV for two months. Then I receive it as the rights. And I got it on February 8 on Comédia.tv for two months, I receive it like the rights. I release it on February 8th on YouTube. OK! So, Charles-Antoine has made my return. We don't see you in the...

No, we don't see you in the capture. We cut you in the capture. Yes. OK. But... I'll register you in my account. Yes. And I would like that one day, I think we all have the ambition, and I would like to have a a one man show one day, but not at all.

I'm not ready to release a show that doesn't represent me. I'm still trying to find what I like and how I want to do it. I often do my solo show at Bordel. I do it on February 18th if someone wants to buy tickets. There are like 50 left. It's good. It's good, it's February 18th. It's far away. It's far away, yes. I did it like, it's my fourth or fifth time that I do it, so it's

going really well, I'm really happy. Let's put it in the process of becoming the comedian you want to become one day. Where are you in your head? Are you half where you are? Are you three quarters? Are you... I will answer for him because he is insecure. He is not far away. I think you are at three quarters of... You are really good. He is nice. You too Mike, you are good. Thank you, thank you.

We are all good. His sixth one-man show in Quebec! I'm 11% old. How old are you? I'm 51. I had to think about it. I understand. 51.

Do you think you'll retire one day? I hope so. No, but for... But you wouldn't like to die on five molier guys? No, no, no. What age do you stop? No, but I'll never stop. I'll never stop. I'll...

Until I stop... I'll die, like everyone else. I'll be like, I'm in 400 years old. You'll... But I'll stop when I'm in 400 years! You're gonna... But I'm gonna stop when I'm dead. It's bad. Every time I see humorists retire, I never understood it.

But in recent years, with my... I didn't have a depression, I had a depression. And... You know... You know, I... You know, I... I like... Let's say when you're 70, I won't do 100 shows a year, I'll maybe do 14,

but I'll keep doing shows. Until I die. Like someone retired who decides to go work at Rona's like... Like, just to see people. Yeah, but he'd do the same job. He wouldn't go to Rona's house, like... Exactly. Like, just to see people. Yeah, but he's got the same job.

He wouldn't go to Rona's house. Because you said like someone... No, but you understand what I mean. I hope I don't have my little name on... Hi, I'm... No, but you have your big head in the back. Yeah, I'm going to rip it. But yeah, that's it. I had, you know, on the English side,

there was, and it didn't work out, but George Burns, he died at 99, and he had reserved a room in Vegas to do his show when he was 100 years old. And when I heard that, I was like, I'd like to do that. when he was 100 years old. And when I heard that, I was like,

I'd like to do that. But I was like, I wouldn't even be 54. And a 100-year-old guy. It must be a lot of shit. You're going to put us all to bed. I think that I'm going to live old because everyone on my father's side lives old. On my mother's side, she died young, but I dad, lives old. Besides my mom, she's young, but I try to get away.

I'm like... Chris, you're already supposed to be dead. You understand, so you're going to turn 127, I think. Are we wearing a sweater? We should. Chris, when I turn 90, I'll start making your first games. That would be good. We didn't even name it. The old man wants me to make my first games. It would be cool if you book it.

I'll try a date at least. No, you have to book it. 3 years. Are you shooting? When you're old, it takes a reason to keep living. And there's nothing better than a 7 year old tour. Mike, my shows have to be fun so I can keep going. It's fun for sure. The kind of guy from the 70's, the 80's.

I'm 82 years old, but I find him funny. Anyway, guys, I wish you were 110 years. You, you're gonna have a happy birthday... Me... 34! All of you! Yeah, 34. I'm telling you right now, I'm not gonna go through your brain when you're gonna try to slap me!

Maybe a little piece, for example. Thank you so much, guys! Thank you! Maybe a little piece, for example. Thank you, guys. Thank you, thank you, Alex. Thank you, Yann. Thank you all. Go see me on stage when you can. Thank you all. See you next time. Thank you everyone. Have a great day. Thank you. you