Mike Ward Sous Écoute - #513 - David Beaucage et Charles Pellerin

Episode Date: January 27, 2025

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You too. Live from the Bordel Comedy Club in Montreal, here is Mike Ward, under the cover of... Thank you very much! Thank you! Thank you very much! Good evening! Welcome to sous-écoute!

Very, very, very, very happy to be here. For those who listen on Patreon, Christmas is coming soon. A little tip, everyient, chaque année on dirait... Je sais pas pourquoi, je fais juste ça pendant le temps des fights. T'sais, je recommande des fois je fais, hey, tel le spécial vient de sortir sur Crave ou sur Netflix, écoute ça. Cette année, la seule chose que je peux dire, si t'as Netflix,

le special de Jamie Foxx's special, unsubscribe. It's... What's wrong with that? It's not good. Hey, you're a scumbag! Yann, it was... You know, I told you, I was sick this week, so I was stunned. I was listening to that.

It's scary. Just his trailer is scary. His trailer, you know, his... Usually, your trailer is your best gag. His best gag, since he recently did an ACV, he says, I did an ACV, the doctors said I wouldn't walk anymore, but then there's music that starts and then he dances. And you're like, oh, you bastard!

It looks like, for real, if I didn't know him, I would say, Steve is making a parody of cheap humorists, like, you know, Def Comedy Jam from the 90s. It looks like he created what's wrong. It's horrible. It's angry. It pissed me off. I was looking at him and I was pissed that it was back from his ACV. I was... Asti... Did you like the special of Jessel Nick?

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Did you like it? Yes, I still liked it. I still liked it. Jessel Nick, he hits I know he's a little bit annoying, but I find him funny. I find him funny, I find him efficient, I find him funny. I think he likes more than he should. But I didn't like that. You, you asked me the question, you didn't like that.

No, I'm in the same place as you. I liked his special. But him, as a human, I'm starting to hate him. He's very snobby and he shits on everyone. Yes, he shits on everyone who does his kind of thing. There's a lot of weird in there to think about what the others are doing. It's a shit crisis. but you are a great artist. It's absurd. And I wanted to...

We arrived a little late today because there was... Astiq, Montreal... Damn! It's impossible to just drive around. We waited for a car to leave the parking lot for 40 minutes. It was like a car. And I was like a car. I don't know if... Do you have a test? When you have your card, like a car, you have to ask yourself if you know how to heat it up, and you say no, and they do it perfectly!

It didn't make any sense. It didn't make any sense. There were these two cars, and then they weren't able to get out. You know, one was moving back, the other one was moving forward. I wanted to get out of my room and just knock on the window. And then, I was like, hey, you bastard! You know, I was telling Michel, knock on the window. Knock on the window! And he didn't want to knock on the window.

So I was just... I was in a bad mood. And then... It's for sure that it would have solved the problem by knocking on the window. Yeah, yeah. No, but at least you realized that Chris is not alone. Yes, yes. Yes, yes. What do you think would happen? If you clapped?

Yes, he wouldn't come out, what's your Chris problem? I would do, well, it's you. Oh no, it's no longer circul anymore. I like coming to Lille. I come to Lille just for the under-ears, but otherwise I do everything. That's why people invite me to their podcast. Where is your podcast in Montreal? Yeah, no, I'm busy. Oh yeah? You don't come to Montreal except for under-ears?

Well, almost no. I accept one or two per year on L island, but I don't like it. Ok, and if it's something outside Montreal, you're happy to go? Yes, I'm happy. I like it. What do you like? I like the island. I like to cross. It's like my shoulders, my whole body becomes all straight. As soon as I cross the bridge, I'm under that island. Oh yeah? Yeah.

And I just do it at midnight, when I cross the bridge, my whole body will all come out, it will all relax. Yeah. Oh yeah. We're in a homoepistyle. It's true. I knew the island was here, but I didn't know... I didn't know it was Rezifrock.

I still like Lil, it's just a commu noto I hate. I don't have any problems with them. When you see a commu I'm still relaxed. Oh yeah? Yeah, yeah. So, are you ready, Jan? Yes, sir. Start it up, perfect. We're going to start it up. I learned before the podcast that one of my guests,

that Michel had a dream of having a romantic relationship with him. With him, Michel Sadler, est dans le garde-robe. Mesdames et messieurs, non, très très très content d'y avoir les deux, mesdames et messieurs, voici Charles Pellerin et David Boccage. Comment ça va? Merci Charles, merci David. Oui, désolé pour la présentation weird, mais Michel... Thank you, David. Sorry for the weird presentation, but Michel... No, no, no, you have to let people guess who it is. But yeah, Michel dreamed...

Well, it wasn't just... I didn't find it weird that he dreams that it was your chum, but what I found weird is that he dreamed that you were going out together, and he said to himself, I'm stealing the plane. So he called you and warned you that he had a dream about you. He called me like 9 months ago, and Michel, I was like, he wants to invite me to his understudy. No! He calls me and he says, Yes, that's it, I dreamed about you Charles.

And my invitation is pretty low, from Michel, but he said, that's it, I dreamed about you. Actually, Michel would be like, I thought about you and I'll tell you why. It would be like... He said, yes, I dreamed that we were dating, but that we kept it secret, because the rest of the world

wouldn't approve our relationship. Oh yeah. And you see, the way I speak about it, he's clearly right. But it wasn't a sexual dream. You were just chum and chum. No, it was lovey-dovey. Lovey-dovey, but didn't have sex, I think. It was just romantic. I think he saw us like, make love, both of us, you know, listen to tunes together. That was his dream. I think in the future, he will see,

it will go further. Oh, yeah? It will become. You have to know that Charles was about to get married, you know, at that time. So, did it tie you in your decisions, maybe, or to question it? Of course I thought about it when the opportunity came to Michel. He texted me the day of my wedding.

Really? We didn't remember it, but I think he texted me something like, I'm disappointed, I'm very disappointed. I imagine just on your phone, in a corner, and you're like, Charles, why are you crying? Who are you talking to? I'm like, wait a minute, I don't know. It's Michel Guerraniers. It's for sure that it's Michel who would have dominated me in the couple.

I have the impression. You think? I think so, yes. Just by the energy, quickly like that, I have the impression that it would have been Michel. But I think, you know, often guys who decide everything in their job, in their couple life, are're more...... soft and... I think Michel would be like, We do what you want.

You know, even if you'd be angry with him, since you'd be like, Decide where we eat, I'm in the park. It's always me. He still calls me often to... He started buying hockey cards and he often calls me for cards, you know, to ask me what I think of some hockey players. Because you're a…

Because I love hockey and I follow it almost as much as Dave. I'm an autistic person on very specific cases, but you follow all the games of the Canadian. I listen to them. Exactly, after shows. Sometimes I wonder if it's a way to feed our relationship. It's like a touch base. It's just... Oh, who writes cards. Charles M. is like, okay, buy me for 6,000 dollars of cards. I'll call him.

Do you have a lot of cards? I have zero cards. Do you have cards? Not really, no. I have a box from when I was a kid with elastics. But Michel, you know, you have to know that Michel has fallen deep down in the passion of hockey cards for like a year and a half. But even the card he doesn't mean anything to Michel, it's like his future investments. Oh yeah.

In fact, I just thought of it, I have a card, Etienne Moore, I think that's his name. Who? Etienne Moore. Etienne Moore. Who is like a visual artist, who does tattoos. Exactly, I think he came to the podcast. I was like, I don't know this player, I can't... Chris, he's a hockey player with the same name as the humorist. No, he made it, and it's a card from Piqué Souban in the hospital, and it's me, the sick child.

The sick child. You're sick. Yes, yes, yes. Jesus, that's funny. How is Taylor Swift with your father? I found it so funny that your father, who is a... A Swifty. A Swifty, but it's an intellectual that you don't expect to be a Swifty. Yes, a 73-year-old man with a Cambridge doctorate. Yes, who lived in Saudi Arabia.

Yes, my parents lived five years in England in the 70s, five years in Saudi Arabia, and five years in France. So they lived like 15 years abroad. That explains David, the little relative. They escaped a long time ago. I was like 15 years old abroad. That explains David, the little relative. They escaped a long time ago. Yeah, no, my father... Well, that's it, my father was a capote on Taylor Swift. How did you learn that, capote on Taylor Swift? It's like a moment...

Once I went home late... No, no, it's not true. No, but a soup... The tune played and you could see him singing. My father... I introduced him to Terence Swift in 2008, when it started, and his second album, I was 18 years old. I remember, I was subscribed to the Rolling Stone magazine, and there was a criticism of his album, and it said, this new girl who writes her tunes, she really has potential. And I remember, it caught my attention, to give you an idea of the time,

and he was like, oh, anyway, this girl, let's say, decides that she doesn't want to do that anymore, she can always write tunes for Katy Perry and Avril Lavigne. But today, it's like, it's a joke, so much that it became big. And my father continued to follow her, but my father is really assiduous and very analytical in his business. And one year, I kind of lost the thread of Taylor Swift, but my father knows all her albums. Oh yeah? And then we went to the final, the stores that were impossible to get. My brother told me to sign up on RBC, it's a draw.

And when I was picked up, I thought it was a scam, and finally it worked. You won four tickets. Well, in fact, you win a chance to buy tickets. It's like a code to have access to the sale, which is not the sale at 8,000, it's just the sale. And then my brother said, I think it's the real deal. And then my brother lives in Calgary, so I was like, how many tickets, how much do you want me to pay the ticket, since you have to come from Calgary, the cheapest.

So I just bought four tickets and I didn't even tell my father that if it didn't work, he'd be too disappointed. And then I called my father after and I FaceTimed him, I saw his face like, hey man, in any case, the 22nd of November next, it was like a year and a half ago. In any case, we were at your agency, we met Taylor Swift in Toronto, and he was like, you know, like a baby boomer, I was like, huh? I was like, that's what I told you, we met Taylor Swift in Toronto,

and he didn't catch it. And my dad, who is like very nice, he's like, it's because I read in the Globe and Mail this morning that the tickets were 1 out of 400. I was like... It would have been sick if you recorded his reaction. It's going to be sick! It's going to be sick! It's just him who's like... He's talking to his wife, he's always clear behind her.

When I... Because I threw the visual of my show and we had an idea that when I talked to my production company, they sometimes put ads in the subway or something, I should reveal the poster of my one-man show to my parents and bring them to the subway. I was like, it's not going to be good reactions. My dad will be like, who is he? And my mom will be like, we have to go back! It won't be like, oh, the sand is there! It would have been too much for them.

So we were like, oh no, I think it's just... I'll just show them on my cell phone. But, so, we had the tickets. And my dad, just to give you an idea, I brought my parents to Toronto, my brother came from Calgary, and my dad prepared himself in an anthropological way for the show. He listened to his discography twice. He checked the show on Disney Plus.

He took notes and printed the setlist in four copies. He was like, I brought setlists for everyone. My brother and I were like, no, we don't want to see it. We just want to live the show live. He was like, you're not ready? Don't do your homework! He's like, mom, don't get ready! He said, I did the same preparation as for an opera.

I was like, yeah, that's Taylor Swift. He was really methodical. Does that mean he arrives at the opera with his setlist? Yes, it's clear. He listened to the Messiah from Annandale. He listened to it for weeks. In short, he brings his school side to Taylor Swift. That's what's funny in the video.

I was afraid I would document it with my parents in Toronto. I did a little editing and posted it. I thought it was the thing that worked the most in my career. It really inspired me. And yeah, my dad, I just saw him. Like I said, there's no reaction time. My dad isn't very emotional. And just during Taylor Swift, one of her dresses was like... The next song, yes, it was...

It was shows from 3h15, Taylor Swift. It ended at 11h15, you were a little toasted. And my dad standing there all the time. You didn't tell me he was constantly watching the show like that? Sometimes too. Sometimes too. He was so angry. And then we had two young girls sitting on his left. And one day he gives them Swiftie bracelets.

Because that's what Swifties exchange bracelets. He gave them bracelets. No, he was like, well them some Swifty bracelets. That's what the Swifty did. He gave them some bracelets. No, he was like, look, Claire, look what he gave us. And it's like bracelets with names of tunes or stuff. And he was like, thank you. Swifty is like a community. It was crazy, it was really funny. I didn't see anyone, there were 49,000 people in the Rogers Stadium.

I didn't see anyone older than my dad in the... I don't know if there was a grandmother or whatever, but there were already men like... 7? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really a joke. In the urinals, men, in the roofs, you know, you're at the Rogers Stadium,

there are 36 empty urinals. No one. I think we sold 4. The guy who sold beer, he slept in his stand. It was just like... It was just really... And it's so funny, it was like the most he was sleeping in his stand. It was just like... It was just really... It was so funny. It was like the most benevolent crowd in the world. And he was like, oh sorry, you missed a check of 1000.

Good show! And everyone was like, great! Did you see a bracelet? It was so funny. The show, there was Taylor and everyone. It was really an experience. And my dad... Your dad in the line for the merch was sick. It's just like all 14-year-olds.

And there's just Winston Churchill holding on to it. Just to give you an idea, because it really spun that thing. But what's his favorite era? There were so many questions that I rented a podcast studio next week to do an episode with my dad, just on Taylor Swift. It takes a podcast, you and him, that you just talk about Taylor Swift. Or even a documentary series, you bring it to see many other singers. So it's you and him, a show of Olivia Rodrigo.

And he explains why Taylor Swift is less good than Taylor. I know my dad is good, I had the idea of the podcast because I had filmed a lot of stuff with my dad that I didn't use in the video because it was too long. And then small interviews I did with him. And again, it's like, okay, Denis, why are you writing on Taylor Swift? He's like, three reasons. First, at the level of the narrative. And then, you know, there's really a... You know, there's really a structure to it. I was like, no, we can't do anything with that. His passion is Pierre-Eliott Trudeau.

Yeah, that's it. When I talked to Charles, he was like, you have to do a mini-sire with your father on his expert songs. Taylor Swift, Les Beatles, Pierre-Eliott Trudeau. Pierre-Eliott Trudeau. It's because Charles, there's a thing I told him one year, he was like, Why didn't you tell me this before? It's a great-grandfather! It's when I was poor, 14 years old, at Christmas, my father... You know, you open a gift and my father is like, here, I'm going to open it.

14 years old, Pierre Elisabeth's biography. And I was like... With the mention. And I was like, ok, and my father is like, you'll see, it's fascinating. And I was like, ok, and my dad was like, you'll see, it's fascinating. And I was like, you're 14. Ok, thanks. And my dad is the boss and he's going to do it. But that really marked Charles, so you really have to do a podcast. And my dad was introduced in 2008, I think.

He made a little political adventure for the Liberal-Federal Party in Gaspésie. So there's a little bit of a vehicle on that too. We tried to develop a friendship between my father and David's. Did it work? Correct! Their main common point is that they both call each other Denis. Your father is tripping on Pierre Elliott Trudeau. No!

He's zero piano. But my father loves Madonna. Let's say it's two bands. Are you serious? It's Madonna and the Creole Company. It's two bands. Oh yeah? One year I asked you, because my father is a big fan, and I know him a little bit,

and I asked you, what is your father listening to? You really told me, I guess he called me one day to tell me he had discovered, and it was a Shakira tune. It was like an East Channel. It was like, whatever, whatever. It was from 1999. I love it. So one year, my dad worked as a financial VP in different companies. And David's dad worked in innovation.

So the two of them were a little bit at work. So one year we bought tickets to go see the Rocket de Laval, the whole gang. So we went to the subway, the whole gang, we listened to the game and realized that chemistry doesn't really fit between the two of us. Dave laughs, and both of them are a little bit quiet. And his dad loves what I do, so he tells my dad one year, Charles is the humorist of his generation, there's no doubt about it. And your dad thinks he's a dick. My dad said, no. No, it's true.

We ended up leaving Prague and going to the Maman Rancy subway station. And you know, at Maman Rancy, you have to have the Laval ticket. It's different. It's a higher rate when you go to Laval. Exactly. And I had to buy a ticket and his father too. And my father and David, they pass the gate, they already had their tickets. So I end up alone with my father in Dave's. And then he arrives in the house and he says, it takes a special ticket. So I'm alone with my father in Dave's house. And he comes to the cashier and says,

it takes a special ticket. And he spits a tear. His father just says, you are incompetent! You are imbeciles! He says to the gentleman in front of the cashier, I'm next to him, I look like his son.

It's his son. He yelled at them for 3 minutes. We crossed the gate. I was a little shocked. I'm sure because I was behind you at that time. Often, if you don't know, you arrive and there's a lineup of 1 hour. It's super awkward.

He was about to say that he didn't tell us before. He really wanted to be his son. I went in like a line judge in a battle. Easy! Easy! Just to separate. And my dad, he's not like, he's not... Frankly, he tells us, The tact you're doing to us, it's insignificant!

And we pass the game. And my dad, he's not really angry. He's just like, it's not good. And we get in the car and he's like, Charles, tell me about your new show. Charles, I thought you were angry. Suddenly, oh no, I don't remember. So, what are the themes that will be covered?

It's just that, yes, both of them are denied. We try to match. So, did you... I saw... It's not with your dad, it's with your beautiful parents that you bought a duplex. Exactly. We bought a quadruplex with my beautiful parents. A quadruplex, so you two, all your blonde, your beautiful parents, and the other two, did you rent it or do you all sleep in separate apartments?

In fact, I was with my blonde parents, my blonde has a house in El, she really has her own space. You and Michel. We have a place for her, she has her own space. You and Michel! We have a nice yard in the yard, Michel and me. No, it's my blonde brother, with his blonde, their kid, and the beautiful parents upstairs. Eventually, we would like to have grandparents too. Oh, yeah! But right right now it's a doubt. There's a doubt that Lou isn't in the family, but...

He could feel so much every time he comes, he must be like, yeah, sorry, I'm gonna move out one day. I'm gonna have to die. We should receive him at Christmas, honestly. I think... So, what are the owners? Are you three owners? At the moment, they are my great-grandparents who bought for the gang.

Eventually, we will buy them our units. We will be each owner of our housing, but in the same building. Just to put it in context, for me, for people of our generation, it's really the norm. That is to say, no one can buy it, so everyone asks their parents. You did ads for gardeners, what was it that helped you buy or renovate? It's like they have a renovation system called Reno Assistance, and they must be very happy right now that I'm talking about it.

I'm glad to be paid for it. I'm glad to be paid for it. No, basically, the blonde of my beautiful brother works for a digital marketing company. It's like her who pitched the idea to Desjardins. You were going to do it in New Way? Yes, we did it in New Way. It just helped me pay my share. Have you been paid enough to cover your share?

No. Ok, it would have been cool to feel that it's free for you and everyone else. And you know, your manuals, have you done a lot of Renault? Charles is not really a manual, that's a myth. It's because he bought a bus. I was sure he was super cool. We can come back to this case when you want Charles. Because the bus had some...

I got stolen the bus. That's the very short version of a very long story. I got my boss stolen, Mike. It must be easy to find it, for example. I'm looking for a school bus with a living room. You're like, yeah, it's a lifestyle. Even if the paint is blue, the exterior. Where did you make him fly? Well, it's like, I'm a bit complicit, it was my own flight.

It's like, I'm waiting for a date for the small credit cards. So I don't know if it's annoying to talk about it, but... I'll tell you completely. Oh, you sold it and the person didn't pay you? Basically, yes. The girl... There's a girl who wrote to me, and she said I'm interested in the bus. So she takes a date to visit.

Finally, it's her chum who points out. And he says, hey, we love it. We'll give you a deposit. So he gave me cash, the third of the amount. And we signed a contract, like what was it to them? And you know, I had to make the transaction, otherwise the deposit belonged to me. So we do that. And then I think it's time to make the transaction in a bag.

And he writes to me like a couple of days before and says... Oh, Interac is blocked! My limit is 100$ per day. It was more complicated. It was like, hey, my mother sells her house, and that's how I'm going to pay the bus. But in advance, in a couple of days, would it bother you if we made the transaction in a bag and I pay you afterwards?

So... Goddammit! I gave you the end of the story, so you were like, what a huge list of pieces! What a bunch of pieces! But in my head, I was like, I have 10,000, it works, let's go! So you didn't see him coming all the way? No, I was like, I went far. I was like, let's sign a contract, no problem, we'll go to the gym together.

When you watch the beginning of a porn scene, you're surprised that it's wrong at the end. You're like, oh, you're in the same team! He's going away! I was really excited, and I made the bus by myself. So I made a keychain with their name. And I was really proud of them. And I made the bag with them.

And I told them a little bit. And I was like, hey, there's Terego, it's a nice app, you should use it. Even they had to feel bad. They had to do it, you know, they were strong. Then you're like, oh poor sir, we just got stuck. Chris will have to live with his beautiful parents. I washed their sheets, I cleaned them.

We made the transaction and they left quickly with the bus. The bus was going on fire. A couple of days later, they wrote to me and said, We went to the garage and there's a lot of problems that you didn't tell us about. It really doesn't make sense. They asked you $15,000. problem dont tu nous avais pas parlé vraiment là ça a pas de sens on te demande 15 000 dollars ils m'ont demandé 15 000 ils ont comme essayé de me poursuivre alors qu'ils m'avaient pas payé pis je suis comme ben là tu sais moi je viens de le faire inspecter je lui donne le papier pis ils sont comme mais ça a vraiment pas de sens tu vas me donner notre argent sinon sinon on

paye pas tu sais pis là je capoterai un peu tu sais j'ai appelé un ami avocat pour un peu parler de I said, give me our money or we won't pay you. I was a bit upset. I called a friend in Vodka to talk about the situation. He sent me texts like, my son is out of jail and he doesn't think it's cool that the boss has problems. Same stuff. It escalated. I pursued a little credit. Ok. A little credit for example, it's not maximum 10,000? It's maximum 15,000. Ok.

But it's so long that your 15,000 has interests. Ok. So when I go, it's going to be about the amount he owes me. Ok. But in the meantime, you know, two months later, I have a friend who is on Marketplace OK. I asked him where he got it from and he was like, Hey, call me. So I called the guy and he was like, Hey man, was it you at the bus stop at the beginning? I was like, yeah. So in June, a few days after selling them,

they came to see me and offered me a deal. Your bus counts my ambulance. And the guy was fucking happy. And... and... and... And the guy was fucking happy. His ambulance had nothing. It was like an ambulance with a bed, you know, and then he got a big slap. He was like, if you hurry, I'll tell you. And then after me, I sold him out against a Zamboni, you know. They made the investment and they end up with a trombone. They're like, yes! We got it!

The guy told me, when we made the exchange, they inspected it, they told me the ambulance had a lot of problems. They followed me for 15,000. I was like, what did you do? I went to see Tabarnak and he talked to them a little bit and finally he said, OK, listen, take a couple of things in the bus and we don't talk about it. They emptied the good things in the bus, they took the electric system, they took the kitchen. Take a couple of things, I was expecting he would take a drop of water. They took the electric system.

It's on the wood, the bottom is like unknowable. They took the steering wheel. I learned that. A week later, the first couple wrote to me and said, OK Charles, it's been a while, we don't want to go to class with this. Come get the bus, we'll fix it. And I know they didn't have the bus. So you said yes?

Well no, because they're scaring me. I think if they arrive, they're going to steal the money youaring me. I think if you arrive, they'll steal your money. It would be crazy. They cut it and steal your car. With a car, it would be like... The more you say it, the more you realize you're in an ambush. What? A dark street? Come alone?

Naked with 10,000 cash? Ok, I'm done. That's the deal. But yeah, he wanted me to come back and he was like, we'll give you your bus back, but he couldn't. So it was clearly a setup to scare me. So yeah, it ended up the same. The guy from the ambulance, he probably... Did they keep the keychain or did they have the keychain?

I should have given him one? I should have made one. I should have made one in his name. Was it the real name? I think so. Because the bag... Unless the bag was blurred, it would have reconforted me a little. It's real life buttons.

It's like the body of this game. It's a new pattern. Easy to do. If you're looking for a little sideline, it's really... So really ask for cash at the time of the transaction. But it doesn't look like it's such a good way to make cash. Because they still gave 10,000 to get together with an ambulance. Yes, that's true. Somewhere.

But I think the 10,000, after that I was like, where does it come from? Oh yeah. Surely, he had bought another pigsty, a plane, that someone... Someone actually, ah I apologize if I block you. And that's what you need to know, it's not the first adventure of Charles, Charles attracts this kind of... Oh yeah, you often make yourself seen. What do you need to know? It's not the first time Charles has been attracted to this kind of... At least you often make yourself be seen. Ok, I've got two for this one.

Ok, three words, dog park, go! Anyway, it made me think about you because I took a friend to Vodka for that and he's my friend. But it's annoying. In your head, Julius Gray is my friend. No, no! He's your good buddy, but... Do I look old enough to be in high school with Julius Gray? I imagine the two at Taylor Swift's show would be amazing, but no.

I'm a friend, and sometimes he charges me for avocado stuff. The other day he was like, I'm going to revisit our emails, so I'll pay you. I didn't ask him to check my emails. He opened an email and was like, Charles, it's going to be 50 bucks. But anyway, the other story, my second pursuit, but it's not really a pursuit. You arrived before, several years ago. When I adopted my dog, I brought him to the dog park for him to spend. I don't know if there are dog owners, but the dog park is like... It doesn't work. It's gravel that runs on the track.

Dogs don't really play. They're all on their side, they don't know each other. My dog came back full of energy. I said, I'm going to bring a ball. I saw everyone bringing balls, so I'm going to bring a ball. One day, I bring a ball and I play with my dog. Then, quietly, there's a pug that grabs the group. I start with a little muck that plays with the ball. There's a dog that's biting in his mouth, and he doesn't give up.

He just keeps it in his mouth. And his boss, too far away, he smokes a cigarette, and he's like, Go ahead, don't be afraid to go get the ball, really. He's not mean to my dog, go ahead. And I was like, no, but he's fast. Five minutes, I run a running in the dog park for five minutes. What's his name? He asked me, do you have a dog collar on you?

It's a phrase of dog owner. I always had a dog collar on me. I was like, yes. We'll try to give it to him. He gives the dog collar to the dog. By doing that, the dog swallows the ball. Ok. He just bit it. The owner was just talking nonsense.

He was like, Carlis, you little dog, you little piece of shit, your ball! I was like, I don't know, I just want the dogs to play. He started to get into the cage, repeatedly, with his feet. He was like, Mom, let's go, or it will turn badly. And the dog was dying during the fight? No, the dog was fine, by the way. He was going to fly, but he was fine.

He was very happy. Oh, that's cool. He snaps and... I'm going to have a little for when it comes out. Oh yeah! Because when it comes out, it starts, it starts, it blocks, it blocks, it blocks, and then... POOF! So I go, I get off, and the next day I go to the car and I look to see if the dog is there. He's always there, and the dog is playing, so I'm like, ok, finally, he's pissed, it went well. And the next day I go to the park and there's just a lady in the park with her dog. We're just the two of us. So she's like, hello, hello.

And she says, do you have it? I'm like, what? She's like, the story of the ball? And I'm like, no. What are you talking about? She says, hey, we have a Facebook group for the dog park. There's a dog the other day who swallowed a ball. There's a teacher who brought a ball. The dog was eating a bullet and the dog swallowed it.

I was like, huh? And it was like, it's a mess. It was the dog park group. Everyone was angry. And there were people who said, dogs can play. This morning it was a park for them. And I was like, you, where are you? What's your clan?

And they were like, dogs, can you play? And I was like, yes, your clan? And she was like, dogs? Can I play? And I was like, yes, yes! In my gang, you know. And finally, I thought, this story is over, I won't hear about it. But I got a letter from the post office, a request, the girl asked me for veterinary fees,

and she asked me for like 5000$ for damages. 5000$? Yes, for a day of work that was missing and psychological damage. What is he doing in the city? 5000$ a day? Because it's the dog that was working. I thought it was Toby, but no, it was really a small dog. What breed was the dog?

It was a big bastard. bantor. I don't know, it wasn't... I couldn't name you the breed. It was a big dog, grey-brown, you know, blond. How many did he ask you in total? Five thousand. He asked me like eight thousand in total. So, you know, I called my friend Avocat, really. Did you have a contract or the contract was

Hey, eat my ass. That's the attitude I should have had. But finally, I wrote to my friend, Avocat, and we negotiated at a low price. But finally, I paid. How much? I think I paid around 4,000 dollars. Damn! And you know, not at a time when my career was going well.

4,000 was like, I didn't have 4,000. The worst thing, it wouldn't be surprised if this guy dragged his dog to swallow bullets, hoping that someone would throw one. Because every time he's like, click, click, click, click. Years later, I made a couple of friends and they were like, no, no, he bought his boss, he's easy to fool, but... But no, yeah, so I paid and when I sent him the money, he wrote me

Thank you, I hope that in the future you'll be careful With the ball, you know, and I was so... With the ball? I was so pissed, you know, I came to pay 4000$ So I sent him a video on how to train her dog to give objects. I was like, you'll show her that, I said, you make about 5000$ a day of work. Here's the link to a foundation that helps people access veterinary care. A donation would be appreciated and I blocked it after that. That's good.

Hey, but that's it. She, on top of that, earns $5,000 a day. And you were in a position where, at that time, you earned $100... $50. Okay. Imagine, you earn $5,000 a day, and you bring a guy who earns 50 a day, in class, there's a lot of absurdities.

A lot of very absurdities. Yeah, but it wouldn't be in class, at least it would have been in orbit, and it would have been my big break. Anne-France Goldwater who rules the class, it would be sick. It exists. Oh no, he replaced her. It wasn't her anymore. There were three ladies. Again, I don't think they're judges.

Since Anne France Goldwater is not a judge... What is it on the side? It's a lawyer. The three news... I don't even think they're lawyers. It's... There's a notary, a receptionist. No, I think for real, it's three lawyers. But the advantage is that they pay, they pay both, I think.

In the sense that he would have been paid and I would have been paid. When you do these shows, if you lose, the production pays. So it's pretty cool. It's not humiliating, but you're like, I'm getting a hat. You look like a nasty dick. Everyone after, they're like, what are you doing? It's weird. I saw you at the referee and... I didn't know you were an intellectual.

I didn't know that... I didn't have much respect for you, but you were really eloquent. It's weird how we underline the eloquence of one of the people in this... It's funny, the humorist who goes to try to get a promo. As I remember, I'm humorist. I'm presently in a wedding, I look at the camera. I try to... No, sir, talk...

It's really sick. Have you ever been cheated like that? No, I don't think so. You can't tell me yet. Your karma is incredible. Charles was like a running gag. If he got married not long ago, all the speeches of his mother were like, his karma is awesome!

He's got cancer! It was all coming back to what's going on with that guy. Everyone says that in my old life, I was a pedophile. I had the karma of an old pedo. Oh, that's funny. And Tablon who comes to swing because when she finds gold chains on the ground, it's like, oh! Oh yeah, tableau, I feel that. She found a tennis bracelet.

Oh, really? Like, on the floor. And real diamonds. Yeah, she evaluated it and the jewelry dealer was like, it's a very nice jewelry. How much was it worth? She evaluated it at like 10,000. Damn! Yeah.

Damn! But nobody wants to buy it, though. Okay. It's worth 10,000, and we're like, Okay, do you take it? And he's like, No. Now, now...

Now, what's flat for you, for example, someone will listen to this, they will call you and they will say, Hey, I'm going to give you 10,000 for... 800 cash. And... The rest... They will do the same, I made them evaluate, it's rocks... that me 15 LPS.

Just to give you an idea of Charles' wedding, you'll never guess who was the celebrity. Anthony Cavanaugh. No, it was me. Did you imagine that? Yes, honestly. At first, I was really surprised. I was sure he was going to do... I was like, I didn't trust myself in that role. I was like, I imagine... I had done a spree at the wedding of a friend a few years ago. And it was a fiasco. The bride was crying.

I had made jokes about their meeting. They met on a dating app. But eventually, her blonde had like blonde had hidden it from her family. Oh, and it made you feel uncomfortable? Yes, it made me feel uncomfortable, or one of my favorite moments in life. The family... It's weird that it makes you feel uncomfortable on a dating app, unless it's something illegal. Like a fetish thing, weird. golden shower finder. It would be crazy. I was like, oh my god, but it was really cool.

Everyone was like, did you take the classes? There are zero classes to do. It's really just prep. But at the same time, it was nice because since it was a humorous wedding, all the speeches were really good and funny and punchy. I would open the party and Jay would provide it. So no, it was crazy. It was really cool. He was so good. I was the guy I wanted.

I wanted David for my wedding. I was thinking, he's the one who will distract me. He will make sure I can enjoy the day. And that was the case. When he asked me, I was like, if you don't want to take decisions like that, you have to make them yourself. Charles, it's super responsible. He was like, no, no, she wants to. I was like, are you sure?

And no, it was really cool. Did you capture what you would do again? I was super responsible. He was like, no, no, she wants to, are you sure? And no, it was super cool. Did you capture what you were doing? I think that legally, you're allowed to do three. Really? I thought it was limited. No, it's not a notary. You can only do three. But the other thing is that there are other friends who came to see me after the wedding. Charles is like, yes, they are friends, but Charles is like,

it was sick, anyway, I'm going to ask you about my wedding. It's because I'm still close with Charles. It was crazy! I'm going to ask you about my marriage. I'm still close to Charles. Write a good 6 on... I had an open couple in Quebec. And there were people who wanted me to marry. People from the public. I was a little hot. And they asked me if I would come.

And I said, yeah, go check it out. But it was clear. I wasn't going to go prepare a speech and marry people I'd never met in Stie, in Quebec. But then I was mad. I was like, how do I tell them? And I just didn't answer. But that's the best way, generally.

I was like, whatever matter what I say, then they came to see me in Quebec, and they were all in a hurry. You see, they bought the VIP monchaud the day after the podcast, by doing our famous we were going to encourage him. They got married, and he was like,

it's us who told you you were going to get married. I said, no, sorry, but it didn't make sense. A call back would have been appreciated. For real? Yeah. But it would have been your weirdest body. Oh my God. Because at the same time, you can't do your dick.

Well, I've already done funerals. For real? Yeah, that's the weirdest thing I've done. Alreadyerals. Really? Yes, that was the weirdest thing I've done. From someone with an open couple? No, it was a lady during the pandemic. I received a call from a girl, Michelle Orson, that her mother died.

She said, my mother was dying, and we had discussions about all the things that the children wanted to tell their mother before she died. So they all said, but you said it all, you said it all, but the other one didn't die the next day. So she said, we're going back to you and Jo, but one day, we didn't had nothing to say, so we started watching videos of the world. And his mother, for a reason that no one in her family understood, she just started listening to my videos. So it was just listening to my stand-up, old-fashioned crap, music, anything she could find. Testosterone. You know, probably testosterone.

It would have taken a lot to die, if she had gotten into testosterone. No, but it's more of a sub-listen and stand-up, but when she died, they ask me, would you roast her? She would have loved it if you roasted her. I think that's what she listened to at the beginning, my prayers not to send flowers to Radio Cannes.

And I was like, I can't go roasting a lady at her funeral. And then they said, they really offered me a crazy cashier. So I did. I'm going to take the money, I the money and give it to a cause. I felt bad, I was like, I'm going to get 10,000 dollars on the back of a poor lady. You gave it to Charles for his bus ticket. I made a deposit. I wanted it to be good. I never had a write-up I had hired Charles Deschamps

to help me write the roast. And while writing the roast, he realized that in fact, no, there's Charles and that lady, they knew each other. His son was the idol of Charles when Charles was young. He's a guy from BMX, he lived with her in China. So it was fucking weird, it was really cool as a show who stayed in Sherbrooke because of me, Asti. It's clear. So when I finished my speech, I wanted to be the one who opened it.

I couldn't just scream my camp, I was like, I'm taking someone's place. So I stayed there all along. You went to eat? It was really really nice ceremony. I stayed after, you know, there was no lunch, since it was during the pandemic, but at the end, you know, it was a really nice ceremony. It was super beautiful.

It was still fun. It's crazy, just like, you know, the idea of the funeral being like, Hallelujah! We invited Mike Ward to come forward to roast our mayor. It's weird. I was introduced by a priest who really introduced me well. He said, the next one is a journalist.

It's going to be very moving. But know that... I don't remember the name of the lady, but she said she really liked what she was doing. She listened to her shows on the internet and she would have been honored to know that he was there. So people were like, ah, that's fun. I don't have a lot of roast trash, but my first gag, I look at it and I have his 82 year old sister, that she doesn't understand. She is like, why is he treating my sister like a cunt? But it's really beautiful. I would do that again. Funeral. I want to give the guy a funeral.

Open the door, man! But the worst, you know, for a big cashier that I put in, you know, like that, after, I feel like I'm like, I'm like, oh my God, I gave 10,000 to a foundation. And then, someone who pays 10,000, the phone won't ring. You know, at your own expense. You know, funerals at 10,000, I'll do one at 8 years old. I don't think, unless people put that in their will.

Oh man, that's funny. Did you ever do funeral speeches or weddings for people you know or friends? Well, my mom... I did a funeral speech to my mom. That was... That was... I was paid 8,000 for that. That's funny. That was funny. I'm not sure if you're gonna laugh at this. I'm not sure if you're gonna laugh at this. I'm not sure if you're gonna laugh at this. I'm not sure if you're gonna laugh at this.

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I'm not sure if you're gonna laugh at this. I'm not sure if you father and he attacked me. Did you ever do it? I did it with my sister. I'm sorry, I was thinking about it with Michel, who takes his cut of it and who brings Charles to the South to live their novel. I had a flashback. This week I did my will. I had never done my will. And I did it with this little Michel. I want to leave... That's not what I left in my document, but I had the opportunity to leave 20% of my business to Michel.

He took 20% of my salary. So I said, OK, I'll leave 100,000 to this person, minus the bill to Michel. So you know, I would have everyone's bills. I'll leave the house, but there's the cabin and a friend's room to Michel. You're abstaining with your blonde for the winter. Did your mother's number before? No, it's tough to have a problem. My mother, my brother, I wasn't really good at the hospital. I don't deal well with the sick people.

I'm not comfortable. The hospital makes me sick. My brother was good. He took care of my mother. When my mother died, I organized shows. I organized funerals. It's not a show, but I did a pacing. I had cousins. I had people who said they wanted to say that. I said, OK, that would be good, I would like to sing a perfect tune, I would like you to applaud. It's funny because my father was really stressed out. In the 90's, when I had never done TV, people just wanted to make me look like an ultra-trash. And my father, I remember when I got up,

he just held my hand and said, Don't forget, we're in a church. I was like, yeah, perfect. And then I did my business at the market site. And that day, I had three of my uncles who said, yeah, perfect. Then I did my business at the market, and that day I had three of my uncles who said, I want you to do my funerals. They treated me like it was my gig. Was it in English or French? I did it in French.

Funerals were bilingual, but it was mostly in French. I think there was... Since my father is Protestant, my mother was Catholic, there was one of each. The Protestant was English, the Catholic was French, and the guests are a mix. The guests, I make them like... The convives! We have some nice critics. We have some extra ones. It's so funny how energetic your uncles are.

I like it when you do that at funerals. I'm fascinated by people who think about their funeral. They have something they prefer. I was at the funeral of my grandfather's brother, something like that. They have a family stone. After the funeral, everyone was like, I'm going to be here. That's my rock. I'm going to be there. There's something funny to look forward to.

To be a beautiful friend. Me, when I was young, it was important for me. I was like, when I die, I'd like my ashes to be in such a place. Since I started in the Dags in Quebec, I was like, I'd like my ashes to be under the stage in the Dags. I don't even know if there's another stage in the Dags. And then, as I was getting older, I thought, I'm going to die, I'm going to die. So do what you want. Didn't you say you wanted to do it under the stage?

Yes, that's right. I took my idea of the stage, I brought it to the mess, and then I thought, I'm going to die. I didn't know. You know, a guy who comes to get 20% of the ashes. And your urn, he's just there, constantly. Yes, funerals, honestly, it's so risky for me because it's... And a level of tension, I'm always laughing.

The number of funerals, I don't know if I've been to funerals where the priest didn't get the name wrong. It's like all the time. And so Jacques, Jean. And Jacques, what? Jean. Jean. Jean, it's like a body for him. Sometimes he engages comedians or musicians, it's not necessarily the best either.

And recently I was like, I'm not far from the door because I'm scared. And recently, a year or two ago, I went to a friend's father's funeral. And then, we were with me, Brian Pithon, who was in my arms. And there's a lady, the guy who comes in, says, So everyone, we're going to be out soon, I'd like to have your attention. And a lady, a certain age next to me, who's going to do it. Ah! Ah! And we're like, oh no, I'm the one who's doing it. We're like...

No, I'm kidding. The boys are like... And it's like... She has her husband, arm in arm, and it's like... You know, guys... It was very tragic, man. Check your wife out. It's dark around here, and we're like, Are you okay, ma'. I was like, I'm going to the gym. I was like, I'm going to the gym. I was like, I'm going to the gym. I was like, I'm going to the gym.

I was like, I'm going to the gym. I was like, I'm going to the gym. I was like, I'm going to the gym. I was like, I'm going to the gym. I was like, I'm going to the gym. I was like, I'm going to the gym. I was like, I'm going to the gym. I was like, I'm going to the gym. I was like, Do you have any availability at the end of the afternoon? Yeah.

And they were like, it's heart cramps! It's like, I think it's an infarctus. But... But it's heart cramps! It's not a cramp, it's just a little cramp. I'm doing brain motorbikes! It's just a little brain motor. It's a motor to replace my mouth.

So, do you have anything to say? Hey, dead? No, it's okay. I wanted to ask you a question. Is it easier to leave it here? About the processes... Put it in your mouth! Look, I leave it here, in the process. You know, in terms of processes, you can bring it back. Look, I leave it here, empty it,

and then I'll come back to the project. What I like about funerals, when they're older, there's always a lady who repeats things that aren't necessary and that are just funny. I was at a funeral last year and there was the death of one of my friends.

He was like... He was telling a story and I remember my mother when the Walmart opened. It's a story about Walmart. He would even do the story and I would hear her say, It's true that she liked Walmart. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. It's just that Walmart, she liked the Mardis. And then the lady, she created a little show and then she told stories.

And I was cramped, I was like, I'm out of breath. He was just saying, I remember when the Walmart was just to put the world in the village for the time. You know, you remember, eight years ago they built the Walmart, but the other one was gone, it was talking about Walmart. One year I had a hand, it reminds me, I had, I had to go to funerals, because one year, since my family lived abroad, I was always the delegate, and I went to funerals, and I was like, hi, from the people I didn't know anyone else. One year I remember thinking, he's a good character, he's the ego-centric priest. He's there to hurt the deceased, but he brought everything back to him. It made me so happy. Who worked in Rosemont?

I worked in Rosemont myself at the time. I found it so funny, inappropriate. And I myself, younger, nobody was there for you, sir. But there's something that I found nice, we were talking about making speeches in your wedding, everyone makes speeches, it's not their job. And I found it so funny and touching, when your beautiful parents make a speech.

Because the ceremony, the Charles wedding, for the sake of a sentence, it's Charles who cries for three hours. It was just non-stop. And it was so funny, his beautiful parents, who are so cute and natural. And listen, Charles, his beautiful father, like, I'm going to keep you a friend now. And it's especially that Charles is an assumed emoticon. And you just have Charles who is living in the crowd and like...

It was sick. And he ends up... The best part is when he... He finished a sentence, it applauded me, so I get up, I take it in my arms, he keeps the microphone and he says, I didn't finish. It was 30 seconds, I held it in my arms, and he was like, I didn't want to refuse a hug.

And that's it, I have a sentence. And that's why we're happy to be here. I finished. I'm done. Where did you do your wedding? At the Jamaica's pavilion at the Parc Jean Drapeau. Which is like the exhibition rooms. So it was a Rasta wedding. Everyone in blackface. It was very important to me that we were all in blackface.

That's how I imagined it. I'm looking forward to a wedding you can do in the casino. It's funny. Yeah, well, we were happy to get married in Montreal. It's like, everyone has to rent hotel rooms. It's complicated, everyone is going by taxi. It was a wedding in November, so it was an autumn wedding. OK.

But we hoped it would be hot. It was like 20°C on Thursday and finally on Saturday it was freezing. But to have some nice pictures during the ceremony, we took off our coats, the men of honor, the wedding and everything. The next day, I had the mamelons so de-crisp, they rubbed non-stop during the ceremony. I think I was there for a week and he was like... We hadn't started when the wedding was coming, so we didn't start. Charles' wife was like... I heard her growl and I was like... And so, Charles... I was like... I'm going to make jokes. But no, it was cool.

It was a beautiful day. And did you do LundUn de Mianne? Yes, we went to Charlevoix. We remember they bought a quadruplet. We didn't want to go far because we thought there were things to do, decisions to make. We didn't want to be in Italy with a big gap and had to manage the ceramics. Yeah, and also, when you're in Reno, you want to put your money in there.

You don't want to do it, it's okay, we have pre-orders everywhere in the house, but check the pictures of my wedding. I think so. No, it was great. We rented a cottage and the next day you're burnt. I wouldn't have seen myself taking the plane after that. We were in a spot for 10 days.

It was pretty much the honeymoon. You have one ring on your little finger. I have one ring on my little finger. It's not a wedding ring? It's not a wedding ring. No, no, no. It's just cool. No, it's really not cool on the little finger.

It's just that I did that in a joke one year. I took the ring to my blonde. The ring to blonde and I had put it on my little finger, since it's the only finger that does it to me, since I have manly hands. And look at that, look at that, the Mithanians. No, but I had put it on and kept it. One year, my blonde made a little cheap bag, not in plastic, but it's really not of quality. She made me a copy of the bag I had taken. That's sweet.

Yes, that's it. That's why you said it was expensive, so I never had to buy it again. I kept it, but that's it. That's why you said it was expensive, so I never had to ask. I got inflated. But you know, that's it. It's just weird to have a little ring on it. Because you know, engineers don't have any idea about that. But engineers put rings on their little finger.

So sometimes I have people who say, you're an engineer. And then I'm like, me a little bit. You give your jump for a lot of projects. You're an engineer, and then I'm like, I'm a little bit... You give your jump for a lot of projects. I lost my bag, by the way. Another thing. Where? In Rosemare. If I ever find a bag in Rosemare... How? I went to play hockey in a garage league where Dave plays.

I took it off before playing. I put it in my coat pocket. And when I came back back the bag was gone. Ok. So I was like ok... You thought someone stole it from you? Well, it's hard... I lose all my stuff so I don't want to accuse anyone, but at the same time I have the impression that someone stole it from me. But no one else was stolen in the room. So it would be like the bag.

Except that, is there someone else who put art in it? Yeah. I go in and Chris left his t-shirt. He left art. I'm going to beat him. It was your fiance's bag. Yeah, it was my fiance's bag. My official bag. it's a replica.

But after that, I went to see the guy from the arena and I said, hey, I'm taking a chance. Hey, do you find a bag? And he said, yes. Yes, we just found a bag. And he's like, come on, man. We have to exist, you know, and we go up and he opens a ziplock and he puts up a bag and I was like, it's not her.

Oh yeah? But he had found another bag. He had found another bag! He found another bag! He had a bag ziplock and none of them was mine. That's really weird. Do you want to tell the girlfriend request from your marriage? Oh yeah, I can tell.

It's my blonde who made the request. When we were in New York on a trip, and when she started to ask me, she just said, Hey Charles, sit down, I have something to tell you. She started crying. I was sure my blonde was leaving me.

I was sure she was calling me. I was there in my head. She finally got a bag. Ameliece in New York. It's not cool. We have to come back. But you understood why she was like... The day before, she was angry to miss the boat.

She had that story too. I didn't count it too much. I'm like a number. I don't like to make jokes. I'll make a flatter version. The day before, she wanted to take the ferry between Manhattan and Brooklyn. She hoped the view was beautiful. And she asked for a wedding.

That was her plan. I was like, it's really not on our way. It's just that it doesn't give in the evening. And she was like, I'd really like that. I was like, okay, we're going to go. That evening, we went to see Mike Burbiglia. We left there at 10 o'clock, we crossed the whole city by bus. We arrived at 11 o'clock and the boat had just left.

We were so pissed off, but I was like, it's still funny. It was a boat. We're on a trip. Two hours later, I was like, Noémie, it would be fun to enjoy our trip. The next day, she was barely talking, she was completely uncomfortable, she was all over the branch.

Imagine if you were being yelled at because you missed a boat. Unbelievable. You must be relieved. Oh my God, yes. You should be like... I was crying and then you were like... I went from horrible to the most beautiful day of your life. Wow, okay. Yes, yes, I want to call in. Thank you. Thank you.

I didn't answer on the spot, but I started crying a little bit and I was like emotional and you were like, what are you saying? And I was like, excuse me, I thought you were writing to me. It's like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I started crying and I was like emotional. I was like, what are you saying? I was like, I'm sorry, I thought you were writing to me. It took me 5 minutes to come back. But yeah, I was happy to get up. It's rare that we get asked. There are no great men who have experienced that. I understand the hype. It must be hot. I understand the hype. It must be hard.

I understand, it's really something special. I'm sorry. Hey, Yann! Are there any questions? Just before I had a question for you, because I remembered something. We don't see each other that often, but the last time I met you was in Quebec,

at Wilton, during the Comédia. And fun fact, there was a fire alarm. Were you there for the fire alarm? Yes. You got up at 6 in the morning with the brothers, the talos. I was out. It was like a Belgian comedian. Anyway, I met you in the entrance hall and I remembered that. And I was like, oh yes, I told you, you're not going to do podcasts in France.

You were going to do under-review subs, you did Blanche Gardin. And I don't know if you counted it or whatever, but you told me, since Blanche Gardin is like a good friend of Louis Ikea, you were like, oh yeah, I subtitled it because Louis Ikea wanted to listen to it in English. So we made Louis Sikking subtitle an episode. I thought it was funny to have Louis listening to the episode. It was an episode with Maxime Martin. With Maxime Martin talking all the time. Louis Sikking was like, I heard you talking about Burgos. Is it possible?

He loved it. Who is this Borgo fellow? Did you finally get to know him or did you have a little bit of a crush on him? I didn't... My relationship with Blanche is really... She's super sweet and she was like, thank you, I'm sending this. And she wrote to me that she was really happy to have done it. When she played, she said, hey, thank you, it's fun, I have good feedback. But I didn't ask for good feedback from the French or from the WCK.

So I have no idea. I have no idea. And you know, YouTube, you can't see how many people have... And at the same time, there might be another person who watched it with the English subtitles. Oh, because it was a hidden link? Well, I think I sent... It's true, Chris, so we should see if the episode has a view. There are a lot of comments. One comment and he's like, fucking terrible.

He didn't like that. The comment is just, can I jerk off in front of you? He's fully impressed with Max Martin's Iron Man. He's in shape. Max Martin was in the podcast, I think, he did shows with him at Winnipeg before LooseKey was famous. When I met Max,

there were so many anecdotes since he started in the 90s in Winnipeg. So, he did shows with John Stewart, with Louis, all that gang, when he was doing Canada in English. Maxime was the guy from Winnipeg.

I didn't think I'd hear that phrase from my life. Maxime Martin, because is he from there? Yes, he's from there. Ah! Yes, yes, yes. He's from there? He's a Manitoban. Franco-Manitoban? Franco-Manitoban, yes, yes.

Well, I guess, Chris, he's a Francophone, I think. But, you know, when I met Maxime Martin, I didn't even know he was a Francophone, because at the time... I know him, he's an English-speaking comedian, for me. And it was Max Martin, you know, so... Oh, yes. In Comedy Works, it was Max Martin, it was like a guy who... He had moved to Montreal, it was Max Martin. At Comedy Works, it was Max Martin. He was a guy who moved to Montreal.

He was a guy who had worked with Rogan, with Louis and all that. He wasn't Ed Lina yet, but he was middling in Detroit. I don't know why it impressed me. He was like, you bastard, he's been playing in Detroit for 20 minutes. He did it! Max Martin. It's funny because there's a producer of music that's very famous in Ottawa called Max Martin. He worked with Taylor Swift.

Yes, with N5. Max is playing with his dog now. His dog is so sweet, he brings it on stage. He's well trained, he's great. Would you throw a ball near his dog? I try sometimes. Your ring arrived a little later, Max. I didn't even notice.

When you turn on, his dog is Max's protector. When you're in the frame, Max's dog is a protector. When you're in the frame, his dog is like... Oh, yeah? It's a quick approach from Max. Oh, yeah. He lets you go a little... It's stressful, especially since Max brings his dog on stage. But don't you want a dog that growls and dies? He's perfect, but I think he never sees his dog.

His dog doesn't know he's on stage. That's why he's sick. I saw him at a show. He gets close to the audience and fixes someone. For half an hour. Every time Maxime does a show, the world on the stage is always trying. The dog is on stage,

he gets off the stage and, for real, it's really... It's annoying, you know? You're in the hall, you don't listen, you watch the dog walk, and then on stage, you feel bad, and then you do... As soon as the dog comes, you push him, you know? Just because it's funny. It's maybe just me who does that. So he really brings...

Because he brings... That's his famous thing, he brings his dog to all his shows. He brings his dog and even on stage. Oh yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now he brings it on stage. Yeah, we know that. Well, Real Belin does that too. Maxime Martin, uh...

At least both of them. Yeah, at least both of them. And Tom Green. Tom Green? Tom Green? When he came to play here, he had his dog. Apparently, Tom Green's dog is really not trained. He was scratching the paint. He was all peeing in the place.

Did you ever meet Tom Green? Yes, I had done shows with him. Before he became famous? No, after he became famous. Because he was really big at a very precious moment. He was huge for a while. Like MTV, the Animetv kind of thing. Chris married Joe Barry Boy.

It didn't last long. There's a video, I don't know if you saw it Mike, someone sent me that. It's Joe Rogan, because Tom Green had his talk show on the internet, and Joe Rogan keeps saying it's because of him. But there's the video where you see Joe Rogan sitting as a guest and he says to Tom Green, you're in the beginning of something, it's going to be the future. You see Joe Rogan computing everything around him. Tom Green had a lot of servers. He didn't have any YouTube or streaming services.

I used to listen to him. Andrew Dice-Klee was often around. He had about the same six guests. It was really good. It was like like a podcast, 20 years ago. He was too avant-garde. There was no technology. It was weird. It wasn't very good, but sometimes it was spectacular. That was after he had... He had his Tom Green Show, then he got sick, and then he did his talk show on the internet, maybe 2002-2003. It's been a long time. He's an old man from Ottawa.

Yes, he's an old man from Ottawa. The season 1 of Tom Green Show, which was on MTV, he did it for the Ottawa Community Television, that Pat Groot worked at that position. So Pat Groot was, let's say, you know, it's a small position in Ottawa, that at 8 o'clock, he's French, at 9 o'clock, he's English. Pat was kind of on the lineup with Tom Green. Because you played a lot in English, a little everywhere. Who are the Umbrellas that have you the most?

Because... Did you ever throw a starstruck at the beginning? It's kind ofruck? Do you think the rest of the people are cooler to have played with? Oh, well, Chappelle. You played with Chappelle? Yes, Dave Chappelle. Where was it? Well, it was in Montreal. It was just in Montreal. But what impressed me, I was doing the Midnight Surprise during Just For Laughs.

I was closing. And there were all the bosses of Just For Laughs. I was the one closing the show. And there were all the Just For Laughs buses. And I was like, it's fucking weird that they're here for a show by the way. And there was someone on the stage who said, well, Chappelle could come. So I asked one of the buses, I said, Chappelle, are you coming? And he said, no, no, no, he's not coming. And the way he was telling me, I knew Chappelle was coming.

Chappelle arrived. And I was like, Asti. I asked him, I asked Chappelle when he was boarding. And he said, Chappelle is boarding when he arrives. And I was like, I can't keep up with an hour of Chappelle with seven minutes. Chappelle was really cool. He arrived just before I boarded.

The organizers said, hey, you can board there if you want. He said, it's you next. I said yes. He said, look, I'll board after you. I don't want to bother you, so I thought that was cool. I did my thing, he boarded on stage, and for the first 10 minutes, he made callbacks on my phone. So I was really having fun. There was nothing weird about having Chappelle. It's like doing a Brains with Shepard. He doesn't stop talking about dancers,

since we were on St Catherine in front of the studio sex, or I don't know, a massage shop. And he thought they were dancers, but they were massages. So he said, hey, let's go there, let's go there. And on stage, you know, he came on stage. And then, I don't know why, I wanted to correct him, I wanted to tell him, Hey, don't go there, they're not dancers. So I said, hey, by the way, they're not dancers.

And he said, no. And I said, if you want a place to dance, I can give you a place. And then he said to his friends, he's like, hey, this guy brings us to the dancer. So there. But he was, he was made two and and a half sti. So I'm like, ok, ok, ok, Chris, ok. So I bring them, we arrive at a place and we are a lot. And at Chappelle, there are no bodyguards, there are DJs.

But he says it's DJs, but Chris, all these DJs, they don't look like sti. Champion DJs. All look like they're DJ Champions. All these monster hostages. We're like ten people, and we get to the dance floor. I'm in pain. We talk, and I'm like, what did I say? They're from Las Caldas. They're three years younger than me, they won't let us in. So I said, we can't go in.

He's 3 years younger than me, and he says, I'm Dave Chappelle. So he goes up the stairs, but he's a Quebecer. So the guy says, excuse me, we're closed, we're closed. Chappelle says, I'm Dave Chappelle. And the guy is like, sir, we are closed. And then he sees me and he's like, Call this Mike Ward! Mike Ward! Mike! And then...

They stayed open until 4am. We took pictures. And all the pictures I took with the dancers, I was always organizing myself so that Chappelle was in the background. So that if they showed their English-speaking friend, they'd be like, It's Dave Chappelle, isn't it? so that if they show their English-speaking friend, they're like, it's Dave Chappelle, who's drinking alone at the bar.

Did he change his mind when it happened? He was so, so, so happy not to. It was in the first years that he had just exploded. He was huge, but he was bigger in those years. The years of the Chappell Show? No, no, no. It was when he signed his deal of $60 million with Netflix. His return. His return, that was like the stand-up.

He was muscular now. He was muscular. He was just happy to be able to have a relaxing beer with his chums. I really felt that he was happy about it, but we didn't... I never talked to him after. That's it. Because you didn't jizz after that. It's funny because it reminds me of the years when J.F. Ferd had made it come. It was before the Netflix idea. It was more like 2010. We were at Tâche Pour Rire, we were at the Zoufest and all that.

We always ended up eating at 2 or 3 in the morning. I remember being in Belle-Province, which is 5-4 Saint-Laurent. You know it's like a window corner. Just like eating our poutine. I remember seeing the seeing, you know, the streets are empty, it's 3am, 4am, and just like a nama, like an entourage, like you say, the DJ, and I'm like, what's going on? And it was Dave Chappell with his... Oh yeah. And I remember because there was one guy...

His followers, you know? Yeah, well, that's it, it's like there was like... The DJs. In fact, the other thing is that there was one... If I remember correctly, it will have been noticed, it's like there was like his nama DJ and his entourage. And I was like, oh, it's just them in the street at 3 or 4 in the morning. There was a guy in the street who was like, yo man, he's a bitch, yo man.

And it was Bruno Lee, who was a comedian in the street. And I was like, hey Bruno, is that Dave Chappell? There was a lot of information. But he was like, yeah, man. He was like, yo, what's up man? And he jazzed like a walking father. You know, Dave walks. He was like, yo, what's up? And he jotted like a walking father. Bruno is like, young entrepreneur. It's very niche.

But yes, it was really funny. And Dave Chappelle is also the guy who had his smoke in his technical career. So he was... But it was like his comeback, the design of Médice. But I feel like... I was like, have you seen Dave Chappelle with his entourage? And Bruno lies at an average distance. It was around 2000, I think it was 2015.

And it was the same year I did a show in France, and the guy who booked me wanted to do a big show. He said he wanted to be the biggest star of the States, the biggest star of France, the biggest star. And he said he was the biggest star of Quebec. I was far from being the biggest star. Did you keep the bada** in a zouf? At the time I was always... When someone told me that... He was just a technique to say Thank you, yes I'm going. But I just had to...

Because he said it's going to be a show It's going to be you, Louis C.K., Eddie Hazard and Gad Elmaleh So I did it I do it if there are two of the three accepted it. So there were Eddie Hazard and Gad who accepted it, so it was the bad two. But I went there.

Eddie is not honest. No, no, he is super. He is not a lawyer. No, he is not a lawyer. It's not the way, but I'm there and it was about the time I started hearing rumors about Gadd. I'm on stage, I'm doing my thing, which is the same number as Chappelle. He took my jokes and bounced on my business. When Chappelle did it, I was amazed. I liked it.

Gad had done the same thing with me. With Gad, I felt a difference. I felt like he was storing new stock. It was really weird. It wasn't the same feeling. It was really weird. I was like, oh, damn it. Okay, yeah.

He wants to see if he could do that number. The feeling I had. Look, he was coming back to Montreal. He played at the Centre Belle not long ago. Yeah, he comes back often. I was there this week. How was it? I'm curious.

I know it was sold out. The crowd is over him and the world is in chaos. For real, there are just the comedy nerds and the humorists that are bothering you. So 99% of the world is in a crisis that you're going to get rid of. Can we organize a fight between you two for a good cause? It would be sick. Justin Trudeau who does fights, Mike and Gad in the ring. Mike who checks his diabetes just before.

It's crazy! Gad does the same thing. It would be funny if Gad said to his neighbor, it's because he smells vodka. I'm telling you, he smells vodka! Hey, Yann, so we're going to go with the questions. Yeah, I have four good questions. There's someone asking, David, can you tell us about your character?

David? Sorry, we can see that you don't like Montreal. You have to say David. David. David. What is my pronunciation? Yann, we're joking about... your pronunciation. So for David...

Can you tell us about your character, Jerry Vachon, made in the podcast of the characters in tribute to Jerry Rochon? Well, yes. That's what we were talking about earlier. Jerry Rochon, the gentleman who was there in your podcast, who died. Exactly. There is a... I admit that the tagline is good.

People go to my podcast and it kills them. Oh yeah? No, yeah, Jerry Rochon, I don't know if some people have the reference, it's really niche, but there is an issue... What does it tell you, ma'am? Did you see Rochon's head? In the 90s, there was an issue that was called, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like the Titanic, the Kennedy family, the sport... An autistic!

He was clearly on the spectrum. He did it twice, I think. I think you can do 2 or 3 episodes when you win and he's at the end of it. He did it on 2 subjects. I think it's like weddings, you can can do three, then you get the right one. And this guy, with Dreads for the Head, with my podcast, I was like, I have to get him, this guy is a phenomenon. All for one, he added details to the question. It was the only element. He asked a question, he answered, and then he added details.

I can give you an example, it's one of my favorite jokes in life, It's not a joke written, but Gilles Goujon, he's like, man, there's wind in his hair. I'm like, Christ, this guy, I don't understand. And he adds unasked information, like, name the name of the pub, and it's like, Gled Anderson, come, come, 15 minutes, 3. He adds the time of the period. But Gilles Goujon is like, I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. And he's a man who really has a good personality. He's an Englishman, he comes from the street like this, he speaks like this. And he really had an English-speaking musicality, he spoke like this. So it's a bit hypnotizing to see him. And there was one answer, and it was like, I had the feeling that the coach had died before coaching his first match. And there were big Jerry O'Jorn glasses, he knew it was Bob Seabert.

And he gave the answer. I was like, yes, indeed. He's dead and drowned. He's dead and drowned. Without breathing, Jerry said, yes, in the lake. And he was like, I don't know. This gentleman is phenomenal. He's really funny. I said to myself, I have to go to my podcast.

And that's still, I think in 2018. So you made him go up to Trois-Rivières. No, I went to their place. In fact, at that time, it was my brother who booked the podcast. And I was like, hey, I checked on Canada 411. And there was a big rock in Trois-Rivières. And then I said to my brother... Did you know he lived in Trois-Rivières?

Yes, because it's a man who worked at the university's printing house. I told my brother, there's a guy in the bottom floor, you'll check. We'll check by other doors. Call him if he speaks quickly, it's him. My brother called and he's like, okay, it's you, you were there earlier. I said, wait, wait, wait, is it him? No, it's him. He was behind my brother, he was like, what?

He was like, Calgary? was like, what? He was like, what? And I was like, what? And I was like, what? And I was like, what? And I was like, what? And I was like, what? And I was like, what? And I was like, what?

And I was like, what? And I was like, what? And I was like, what? No, 901, the first Bond girl, who is maybe the best in my book, I have a poster in my... maybe 8 and a half inches, maybe 12, and who was one of the... And then I was like, ah, the episode has started. So it was just... it started, and then after like an hour, he's like, stop, stop, stop changing.

I was like, what? Then you have to change your car, because you're gonna have a ticket. You're gonna change your car, we're gonna keep going. It was just like... It was just phenomenal. I studied, and it was really... Anyway, this guy really caught my attention. What's weird in the story is that I was like, wow, I've lived this with this guy.

I come back three times, and I record my episodes a lot during summer. I try to record them all to broadcast them during the season. I record them in summer or early autumn. I broadcast them in winter. One year I got a text from a friend who sent me a newspaper article. He died in April. He died before the episode was aired. So when I interviewed him...

Where did he die? Where is the quillon? It's weird because when I saw him he didn't know he had cancer and he took it three months later and he died three months later. So it was really... there was a good documentary about this guy. All of that to say, this guy marked me. And there was the kind of side, a bit autistic of the sport that Charles and I have. By the way, in relation to what Charles just said, it reminds me of something. Me and Charles, with Charles, he's like involved in the result, and he comes often, and we'll do the repaint of Charles. Because Charles, I call him a kind of sports pedophile, but he's very good with young people.

He scouts. He scouts. Is that his experience from his old life? Charles has a number of videos that watch young Swedes and he's like, I love what I see. So we're getting closer to the fishing and we lived a moment, I got a little bit of a shock and I think it had to happen so that we could do it. But during the draft, we're in Vegas this summer and we were like,

OK, and then we got to the end of the first round, the guys are really less known. And the team selects Cole Baudoin, which is a very hockey name, Cole Baudoin. I remember saying to Marvire, because Charles really knows the prospects, I was like, Charles, Cole Baudoin, do you speak French? And Charles answered, No, but his family has a chalet in the corner of Quentinot. And then he did, I applauded him, and I was like, what? Ah, yeah. So you took back this character, you're not a character, but...

But this character, by the way, it character was confirmed by the creator of The Boys, that he and another gentleman had been the inspiration for the character of Paul Oud, who also looked a lot like Paul Oud. Really? But he had been a little bit in there, because this gentleman was a little bit of a personality, you know, who had been in the 90s a little bit, and sometimes he was in a talk show, a sports show, in short. So, all that to say, I was inspired by this guy, and I made it a little bit of my tribute, because I did it in a joke, sometimes in talk show, a sports show. I was inspired by this guy and I made my tribute.

I did it as a joke in the intro of the show. I said to everyone, Jerry Rochon is here, it's a special episode. I just said it was the ghost of Jerry Rochon. A lady wrote to me this week, I didn't understand at the beginning of the jokes of Jerry Rochon, because I didn't know who it was, but I listened to the episode. Your character is really less intense than the real guy. And I was like, no, you can't beat the real guy. Is there someone in his family who contacted you?

No, because there was no child, there was no woman or anything. It's not that bad. Me too. I was telling myself, this guy, he must have a lot of money. The socials. I know that. I'm going to take a look behind you. And then...

And then I'm going to say, I'm done. I'm done. You can go to the link. 7 minutes and 32 seconds. It's not my best time. I was a little more efficient last Thursday. I'm done. It sounds like a guy guy driving a car. I'm done.

Ok, good to go. The worst thing is that there was a name drop in the podcast. There was a name drop on a few occasions. I was there with my blonde, at the time my blonde, at the time. And I don't know why, but you know, there were very particular wordings, that man, and it's the wordings that I remember, he's like, this was the film I wanted with my blonde at the time, or maybe, no, maybe we were there in the middle, it doesn't matter, but you know, the wordings,

it's like, hey! It means that everyone was writing it there, but he stayed. It was like, I don't know, but. Very quickly he thought he was in a relationship. I was like, we were already in a relationship, we're friends. And so he fell into a very nasty business. And it's like I said, it wasn't just hockey, it was baseball stats. So numbers of 0.003. It takes a curious blonde.

Constantly... It's not a curious blonde. It's not... Constantly... So, for the record, I made a character that I... Jerry Vachon, that I just changed for the joke. And I went to the characters' podcast, and the episode is not even out yet. They just released some excerpts. And I think people are already like... What is this?

But yeah, anyway. So it's Joey Rochon. You'll go see him on YouTube. I'm trying to find... if there's someone who works at Radio Can, I'm trying to get the full episodes of All For One out, that I want to check out for my personal importance. But you'll see on YouTube, there are excerpts of him, you know, people from 8 minutes, right, left. And there's the end of the lacqueron, where we'll talk about it.

And everything he says, his music, every time he has to give an answer, he always says... OK, Lamomriski, Lamomriski, Jerry Chivers... And then I'm like, what did he say? He said, Lamomriski. Lamomriski. He never risks it. He knows the answer very well.

OK, Lamomriski, Jerry Chivers from Boston. And it's like Gilles Goujon, who doesn't have time to remove all the boxes, so it's like, yes, Jerry Cheever from Boston. It's like Gilles Goujon who doesn't have time to take out all the boxes. It's like, yes, Jerry Cheever from Boston. Yes, Paul Anderson. I don't know the time, just you know it. And then he's like... And then he stays, Jerry and Gilles Goujon.

Your memory is impressive. The memory for me, I think it's the internet. First, he goes to Gilles Goujon's house and he's like, I don't know what to do. And he studied the series of the century, and once or twice, he doesn't have the right answer. Man, he's just like... Oh yeah. You're sure he checks after and they're like, oh yeah, we got it wrong.

Yeah, that's it. You see that all his life he's been doing it. It's impossible. Like, I mean... And all the words in his... You know, when François Pérus says false names of baseball players, it looks like he's inventing some... This is Jerry Tapasini.

Everything he says is like, is that a real name? Is he kidding? Anyway, check it out on YouTube, Jerry Rochon. There. Yann, how many questions are left? There would be three left. Yes. You tell him if we bother you, Yann. No, it's not a joke.

David and Charles, go back to the national league this year. It changed. It was the last personal repackage in Vegas. It's true. There was no more in person. It was like a visual conference, I think.

Is it that it's flat for the young? It's really rotten. It's the teams who thought it was expensive. But it? Yeah, it's really bad. It's the teams that thought it was expensive, but you know... But it seems like they're making money. Yeah, yeah. Every time they give me the expenses... Maybe they should sell the beer for 42 biais instead of 41 biais to cover the costs. Every time they're like, we have 12 recruiters, you know, the hotel...

You're like, yeah, but I think... But it seems like on their list of list, it's far below the scale. And it's always more fun because everyone crosses, you know, everyone has more exchanges. And seeing in disappointment young show-offs, you know, we agree, young guys who are like, Chris, I'm going to be drafted number one., so when you're number seven, it must hurt. There are angry directors too. This summer, Julien Brisebaud was on the buffet, he was talking anime, he did that on the table.

Four seconds later, Mikhail Sergeyev was replaced. There are things that are fun. We had the chance to go to Montreal. We were doing a live during the fishing. Then we went to Montreal, because we were doing a live during the fishing season. Then we went to Montreal, we were on the floor, on the ice, so we were there. Then we went to Nashville, also in another season. They always do Delta Airlines games, I don't understand why, but I understood why. They cancel your flights in the middle.

We had taken a Uber from New York to Philly, that's like three hours of drive. How much did it cost? 500-600 dollars. Or 500 US, we'll do the same. We had taken a Uber from New York to Philly. That's like 3 hours of road. How much did it cost? 500-600 dollars. Or 500 US, let's do the same. But at the same time, if two plane tickets would have cost that. You know, you had to take a plane to Philly to go to the draft, to the one in Nashville the next day. Ok, yeah, that's true.

You didn't go to Philly. No, that's it. Finally, I was lucky it didn't work. I'm glad it didn't work, obviously, his karma. So I was going to stay in a room to go to the airport. I was with Dave Chopin! The last year you went to Vegas, it was fun too. Vegas was sick too. It was the last one. I was like, hey, Céline Dion should come. Three minutes later, Céline came.

I don't know if you saw that, Céline announced the Canadian's pick. We started to be shocked that the journalists were coming to the show. We were like, hey, Céline Dion should come. Three minutes later, Céline came. We were like, hey, Céline Dion should come. We was like, hey, Céline Dion should come. Three minutes later, Céline comes. I don't know if you saw that. Céline announced the pick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're starting to be shocked with the Quebec journalists, the sports journalists. Also, to be very honest, he's not going to say it, but Charles knows better the prospects than the professional journalists because they don't have the time to specialize in young Swedish diabetics who play in Division 2. So it's funny, during the draft, I was there to see guys from the same profession who were going to play against Charles. Charles? It's like, she's left-handed, 186 pounds, maximum 4th place in the Trio. And they're like...

I'm the only one who's disappointed in the 7th round. They're like, oh, not him! They're like, oh, not him! He's like, Tyler, John. Do you even know the fifth or sixth round? Not all, but a few. I know a couple that I saw and I have a very high place, but they slide. I know them because they slipped, but for me, he shouldn't have come out there. You know, everyone this year discovers Lane Hudson in Montreal. It's the new sensation. The year is on the line. Charles had put him 17th. And the Canadian had a choice at 27.

Charles is like, no, no, they don't take him. We had a choice at 33 and he's like, why? And finally, he got him at 62. And I have journalists like professional who told me, I will never play in the league again. Charles was like, you're the one. And in the year of Coalfield, Charles put 5th on his list. And the Canadian got 15th. I don't think I've ever seen Charles that happy.

He saw me married. Charles was so excited when he said, That's why we live! I saw a table and I was like, that's why we live! I was like, yeah. And then it became a renegade with the people who were on the table, that's why we live. That's not what we live for. Are we talking about France? Are we talking about France? Yeah or no?

It depends. We're not going into the anecdotes that we can't count. It's still public. But... That's the worstotes, it's public. But that's the worst sentence about someone, otherwise we imagine a broken back. There are anecdotes that can't be counted. We're just making a podcast, we're having fun, but we discover the world of sports journalists on the road.

So there are a lot of anecdotes that make us laugh, but we can't count. Like François Gagnon, for example. The one who constantly has two pepsi in his... Ah yes, yes. No, no, no. Coke. Two Cokes. Why are there two Cokes?

There's a whole can of open, not open. No, no, no. The son of a Coke, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the Pepsi Center, so there's no Pepsi, so they smuggle their Coke. Oh, he came in a small pack, I'm sure he's a good boozer. Exactly. He came to my podcast this year and I was like, hop, a Coke! And he was like, thank you, little cock! It was like water. So yeah, François Gagnon, a good glass of Coke. Well, Yann, another question.

I'm going to get a glass of coke. Another question. I'm going to get myself pursued. For David and Charles, what are the big forgotten names for World Junior? Charles is going to be able to answer that because he knows the kids. That's a funny question. It's a question that will be appreciated by everyone. It's really the ideal platform. This year, they didn't take the best players

from last year to the fishing. They just didn't take them in the team. They took other guys who were more advanced, who are a little more defensive. But that's Team Canada. We always go with a different fourth trio. And that's it. OK, the answer.

Sorry for this moment, everyone. I have a question. Someone is asking, who is the worst player or hockey player in the artistic environment and where is the worst loser? Oh yeah. That's very good. The worst player, Jean-Philippe Bautier. That's weird.

He's not good. The worst player, Jean-Philippe Bautier. He's not good. No. Who is? No, but it's not his sport. It's also where you stop the line, because there are also who have played three times in their lives. Exactly. Oh no, but the worst of all times.

If you've only played three times in your life, you shouldn't play with people who have already played. That's it. Because once there was the was the Maurice League a couple of years ago, that Fedoroy had started because he started playing and all that. And you know, Mathieu Pepe had come, and he learned how to skate at the same time, so you can really put him in there. He wasn't that good at that. But you guys, it's funny to answer that.

The funniest was Thomas Le Vac. Oh yes, Thomas, with the stick in the air, with him. He had two hair, he had his hair broken off, he didn't know how to skate, he stayed in the middle of the ice like that. He came back on the bench and he was the happiest. He was like, wow, what a game! He was super happy. I had invited my dad to come and say, Thomas, he's going to skate, he's going to see my dad. He's like, is that your dad?

I was like, yeah, and he just goes, Yippee! And my dad just kicked me. Are you all like that? In the category really competitive, because Charles, I know, it's not that you're going to ask me, but we played the classic, the pears, the cheeses, because Vautier and Morissette have a podcast and they made a game of celebrities.

And Morissette is good, I think. Yes, they are. But they are not bad. I would be happy to hear that. No, but I think he is good at least. Yes, he played all his life in the leagues. They played a game at Place Belle last year to raise funds for the foundation of Vero and Louis. It's known for a long time. There's always a rivalry between Louis Morissette and Pat Bélanger. In the days of Face to Face and Celebrity at the Bell Centre, they were the two captains and they gave a show.

This year, it's our first game. we're seeing, and they invited Pat, who was playing against Louis, and we were like, ah, this is a charity game, it's going to be a little deck, the puck drops, and it's like, ah, ah, ah, and then it gets to the point. And what's really funny, and I know Charles-Saint is going to bring this story to this point, is that in the beginning, Louis, because he's not in a punishment, and then the guys, they punch and get into the thing,

but it's just a moment, and it's like it became an inside of us, where Pat Bélanger comes to our band to yell out Louis. But you know, he's being remembered by people. So, all I remember seeing is Pat Bélanger being remembered, and he's like, Louis! Louis! Louis! Listen to me! Louis! And I'm like, it's like, you know like a lava with the kids and it's like... Calm down! Louis! Louis! You're a dad! That's what you're a dad!

It's just like... And I'm like, you're still angry, right? I can imagine it. You're a dad! That's what you're a dad! I know, yeah. I told Pat Belanger before the game, we met and he was like, oh, apparently you're not worse.

He told me, I heard about you, and I was like, oh, me too, Pat, because before I even... I like my UDA points, everyone, I heard rumors like, Pat Belanger, it's something. And I was like, oh, well, because he's really competitive. He's so competitive. He's so into competitive sports.

I saw him only once. He's a gamer and intense. He's a survivor. He and Louis are intense. I remember that. It was the blue line with Patrice Robita after the game. He was like,

That's when you see the real-nature of people, you know, in the end of the day. You know, I... It was like... Yeah, it was intense. But are there any others we forget? Competitive ones? No, I don't think so. Jean-François Barry doesn't give his place. Jean-François Barry's son plays major.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's good, I think. Well, yeah, he must be good too. Yeah, yeah. In any case, he's better than me. He's good, you know. So, yeah, so... I think it's good. Not bad, yeah. Yeah, he's better than me. He's good. So, yeah. I think it's good. Not bad.

So, Yann, last question. What does Charles think of the rap hope? Yann, I have a question for you. Since you don't like Montreal, you know, tonight we do two podcasts. Between the two podcasts, are you going to wait in Longueuil? Where are you staying? I close my eyes and listen to the Central Highway.

That's not to do, he's listening to Longueuil's audio. 10 hours of Longueuil's subway. 10 hours long subway. I don't know. Emile asks, Charles and David, have you been to the Sportish podcast? I was there not long ago, so I think it's not out yet. I was there literally a week ago. So yeah, I was there, but I think it will be out eventually. But with the podcast of Martin Vachon and Frank Greny on the sport.

Mike goes, hmm. I'm not sure if I'll be able to do that, but Martin Vachon's podcast and Frank Grenier's podcast on sports. Hahaha! Mike does... No, but it's an excellent podcast. Yes, they're really cool. We don't have that many anecdotes about our presence on the podcast. No, no, I'm not sure. It was good, it was nice. Yes, it was cool. They give away the hockey cards, which makes Michel... Yes.

But I think that's where Michel started to cheat his cards. When he went to the Sportish, they gave him cards. Because I went there too. I had cards, I said, wow, and I left them in the box. You went there? Yes, I went there, but it's not true that I left them in the box. But I gave them to someone from the team who looked like... You know, as soon as someone comes in, you have a card, and he calls me by a name, someone I've never heard of in my life.

So I said, hey, keep them, or it will just drag in my house. I think Michel spends a lot on that. It's still a matter of him and me, it's a problem for our future. There are projects we can't do. But Michel, when he gets passionate, he really gets passionate. If he puts the energy he put into the cameras with the hockey cards, in four years he will have the biggest collection of the history of the planet. You would have learned it here.

Oh, well, I just wanted you to know. Mike. There was always a question, sorry, Yann, do you have an offer? Yes, wait a minute. There is Jonathan who asks, is Charles the one who is going to receive the famous meme from South Park when the Canadian makes a good choice in the repeat challenge. Wait a minute, Bordac.

What is that? What is that meme? It's the... It's the meme from Stan's father. Stan, who is surprised to see the computer and who has a super... After the phone is broken... Actually, the term is covered in dèche. Covered in dèche, yes.

Covered in dash, covered in jazz. There are people at Dave's podcast who keep posting my picture on that meme. Canadian TV selects Lane Hudson. It's my picture, full of dash. So every episode, I'm like, is it possible not to put images of me covered in dash? I do that on my own. Is there enough for when you Google your name, it's the first ones to come out. It's sick.

It's for my relationship. If the theater rooms are not this one, not this one. It has to be on the group. I didn't see if there were any who came out. Yeah, because there's a Facebook group of all... It's true that... I have the feeling you had to intervene. No, but it's a lot of debts. No, but it's a lot...

But did you really have to write... Hey! We have some fun here! But please stop juggling me in the face. I have to say, I have to mention it every time. It's going to be crazy. You don't have children yet? No. When you're going to have children, you talk about being there, my son, the principal.

We're not able to have children, I'm just doing trash in front of the computer, in front of the players. You should go and give it to your wife. We're going to close on this spectacular gag. Thank you so much guys. Thank you for this talk. Thank you. Go see them in person. Thank you, Yann., everyone. Thank you. Go see them live. Thank you, Yann. Bye, everyone. you