Mike Ward Sous Écoute - #514 - José Gaudet et Jérémy Demay

Episode Date: February 3, 2025

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Live from the Bordel Comedy Club Montreal, here's Mike Ward, under the ear. Thank you, thank you very much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Good evening, welcome to Sous Écoute. I'm so happy to be here with you. Yann, tonight I learned that Yann was going to the South, and I was happy. You're going to Mexico, Ian? Yeah, I paid for a trip to the South. Did you get paid or did you pay yourself? No, I pay myself. Sure, Sugar Daddy! I don't want you to get into human trafficking.

Andrew Tate paid for a trip to the South, and you'll have to pay with men. It's... With all the trips we've done in Paris, I got the taste of... OK, so, first time in Mexico, it's all included. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, it's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's cool.

And are you... are you going... are they all celebrities or are they... No, no, it's a chum gang, it's a couple of friends who go there and with the chum to them, there's people in the couple, some of them aren't. It should be really cool. It's going to be fun. I'm going to Jamaica too. I offered the trip to my blonde, to her girls and I realized that offering a trip to children is the worst gift. Because, let's say you tell an adult,

I'll bring you a whole bunch of kids, they're like, I'm not coming back, everything will be included. But you say a whole bunch of kids, and they're like, well, my life is all about it. You know? So, they... Chris, they never paid anything for their lives. So...

They're 18 years old and all about it. So, I had... I had... I had told Asti, I'm going... I had a plan. I told myself... I booked a trip. And instead of just giving a card with Turo, and it's plane tickets or whatever,

I had a little box and in the little box I had little princess crowns. So I opened it up, I said to myself, they're going to open it up, I'm going to give them their little crowns. And it's a beautiful place, so I did that. It's a trip. You're like princesses, you're going to be sick, we're going to have this, we're going to have that. But when I opened the case, they were like, are they real diamonds? Are they real diamonds? And then I was like, no, no, no, that's not the gift. Are they real diamonds? No, they're not real diamonds! And I was like, no, no, that's not the gift. It's real diamonds! No, it's not real diamonds.

Oh! And then I had to explain, their cousin was there, I had to explain to everyone, I had to explain to their cousin how I wasn't a grumpy host, because it wasn't real diamonds. So all that to say that when you buy a trip to someone, just say, hey, I'm taking you on a trip. That's the moral of the story. So you're a bit like a good father.

Well, I'm exactly a good father. And how do you find that? I'm not making a transition that I might eventually be a good father. I am a good father. And how do you like that? I hate you. No, no, I really like that. I really like that. It's really the fuck. I really like that. I didn't think I liked it that much, but it's cool. It's really cool. I thought I was going to hear some, you're not my father.

And I've never heard of you're not my father. Four or five times I said, you're not my father! And I've never heard of you're not my father. Four or five times I said, you're not my daughter! But no, it's really fun. His sweet talk. I really like that. Oh nice. It looks like I'm trying to imagine you.

Well, you know, you've seen me in real life. Is it that hard to imagine me with... How do you think I would be with children? I don't know. I have no idea. You hurt one of them, correct? Ah! You hurt one of them, correct? What? Ahahahah!

Ah! You hurt one of them, correct! Ah, it's... Ah, you're kidding me! Hey, and the worst part, children are late. You know, my teacher, he teaches that in schools, in secondary 1,

in some schools. And that's weird when kids come home from school and they have questions. That's the only thing. For real, they teach that in... Yeah, yeah. But I learned that there are places where it's high school, places where it's high school, other places they don't teach it at all, I hope. But the cousin of the white children, he just said to me, At my school, we were talking about you, you won.

So they do a trial again, they do a trial, they do a trial. And then I was like, hey Chris, it depends on how the teacher pitches my story. Because, you know, I can't speak well. The death. So yeah, that's it. Every day I'm like, it's probably my last day. My daughter had done a job, but maybe that's what she did. She did a job on me. Yes, a debate job.

Ok, well, yes, that's exactly it. Chris, your daughter did this course, and you didn't ask her more questions than, you know, you saw you came in, she had my photo, she wrote Mike Ward blah blah blah and you did, she did her thing. No, but it's because she called me and asked me questions, so I said to her, you know, what was my argument, because I think she took the counter argument. Okay. She was against you, my daughter. Oh, she was my...? I think she was taking the counter argument. Ok! She was against you my girl.

Oh she was... Commission of Human Rights? Yes, the little cow crisis. Little crisis... Oh yeah... Don't do your pension check this week. Oh yeah... I hate you. I hate her. No, no, no.

So you defended me, I hope. Yes, yes, yes. So I think she wanted to know, she wanted to know what arguments the opposite camp was going to give, to be able to... the winner would be given the prize. Did she tell you if she won or if she won on my side? No, I didn't hear anything. I'll ask her. Perfect. Hold on to the corral. What?

Yann, we're going to introduce the guests because I think it's been too long since we've talked about this. This week, I'm really happy to have these two guys. They haven't been here in a long time. They're both under-evaluated. They're both humorous people you love. Ladies and gentlemen, here are José Godet and Jérémy Demé! Jimmy! How are you? How are you? How are you? Thank you for being here. Thank you so much for being here. It's fun to be here, man.

We should be almost standing on our tables, please. Yeah, yeah, no, no. You're so small. You're you. I'd better tell you, I'm always afraid to be in front of you. I'm afraid of you. I'm afraid of you. I'm afraid of you.

I'm afraid of you. I'm afraid of you. I'm afraid of you. I'm afraid of you. I'm afraid of you. I'm afraid of you. I'm afraid of you. I'm afraid of you.

I'm afraid of you. I'm afraid of you. I'm afraid of you. I'm afraid 15 meters away from our tabourets. Yeah, no, no. You know, you're small. You're small. Yeah. I'd better tell you, I'm always afraid to be next to Jeremy. Why is that? Because, in general, we escape him.

It's true that we escape him all the time. I'm scared of him. I don't look at him. Oh yeah, it's true. Don't I know? Sometimes, the French crisis makes me crazy. I know that... José, José, my TV from TVA. No!

Yes! No, no, no, you were barred from TVA! I'm telling you. 2013. Is that correct? We're telling you. 2013, I was doing a show on Sucré-Sallé. I was doing a show on that.

Yes, yes, yes. At the time, we worked together. I was taking a Vodka Coke. Thank you. In a barrel with a straw. Now it's a bar of North. I was doing chronicles on Sucré-Salé at the time. Sucré-Salé is a great gig.

It's fun. Sucré-Salé, we have fun. We are in shorts. We are in shorts. In what? In shorts. In shorts. In shorts. It's fun. We're in short. What? In short. In short. In short.

I don't understand this style. But listen, I do chronicles there. And it's going well, except that I had a lot of things at the time. I was stressed. It was my first one-man show. I think I was a little bit back-legged. I wanted to be there, but not back be lazy, but in the sense that... You gave yourself...

I gave myself 70% and my 30% wanted to go work on his show and do other things. You were in a hurry to do something else. I was in a hurry to do something else, but I liked the gig, but I was also in a hurry to do something else. And I'm still... I don't mind. Four years later, José comes to my show that I was in at the time, Music Plus, which was called Buzz, and he says to me, listen, I have fun, fun, I like you, I have to tell you about what, at the time when you were doing Sucré-Salé, the producer... Can we say her name? I don't know.

No, but... Oh yeah. No, but we just have good words about her. There are only good words. It's good words, that's for sure, she's exceptional. It's Mel, by saying Mel. Mel, her name is Mel, who is a super intelligent woman, etc. Who is it? Melanie who?

Robuchaux, Melanie L. Robuchaud. There are only good words on the internet. There are only good words. It has nothing to do with her. No, it has nothing to do with her. And José told me, Mel, at the time, she heard that you had a little back-up, etc. She didn't like that. And I realized at that moment

that I had a back-up. I didn't realize it at the time. And so I called her. I said, give me her number and I'll call her. You called her? I called her. Four years later. Four years later. I said, hello Mel, José told me. I'd like to talk. She explained what I had just told you, that I had failed the gig. I said, I'm sorry, I had a lot of pressure at the time, I stressed you out.

That's a nice thing you did. That's what she told me. She told me, few artists would have called you. You called, thank you very much, it's fun, great. And there we hang up. And three months later, I liked to make gags, Mike. I liked to make hidden cameras, I liked to do challenges. You know when you do a show and there's a Telcham who comes to see you and says, Mike, put the word VelociRaptor in your show. You put it in.

I'm going to cry, I'm going to cry. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! That's it! You have to understand! And I put hidden cameras, I put the shots, and one day with a friend named Philippe Como, we said we were going to do shots on TV. So I asked artists who gave us gags, and I was going to do them on TV shows. For example, Alex Barret told me when you go to the show, you're going to touch the neck of Gino Chouinard three times and give him two becks. To the show, at 7.30 in the morning. Two becks! You know, that's easy. The fact that you say, it's a European one, two becks can work, but six becks,

it's really a lot. So I do it. And then, after that, it's with José, who at the time was just for fun live. And this is the evening of Laurent Paquin, and Laurent has been doing this for 10 years. And my challenge Laurent Paquin's party. Laurent has been making a lot of fun for 10 years. And my challenge is to say his name 10 times Laurent Paquin during your interview with José.

So I get to his interview and I say, Laurent Paquin, Laurent Paquin, and I say Laurent Paquin way too much. It's a ghost, he said it 100 times. He said it 100 times. And he's polite, he doesn't say anything. And my mistake is that I didn't get to talk to José afterwards. I didn't say anything. Charm my ass. Because I told myself there was no I thought there was no problem. Did you think he was...

Wait, wait, wait! Three months later, I'm on the hidden camera. I call José, I say, José, look, I made a hidden camera. He calls me, he says, you're a stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, I thought you had escaped him and that he was taking cocaine! I told Melanie to never invite herself again to the end of the week! But two months before, I called her to apologize! She waited until he finally took coke to escape her! She thought you called her because it was not one of your projects! So she finally heard that I was a jerk because it was a joke and your projects. It's true. Finally, she heard that I was a jerk.

But actually, no, it was a joke. And she learned that too late. It's true that at one point in the meeting, I said, I'm not sure if it's good to invite him. He's not there anymore. I said, because I like you a lot. I said, I love him a lot, but I'm going to get him. He came to the interview,

he never asked a question crisis. He just said, Laura, don never asked a question, he just said, « Laurent, don't worry! » And listen to this, Mike. When I'm going to promote this show, which I'm doing right now, I'm going to be invited to the TV shows for the show, and TVA doesn't work, nobody invites me. And one day, a press officer asked the tower's researcher, « What's going on? Why don't you want Jeremy? »

And they said, « Because we heard that 6, 7 years ago, in 2017... No, not that. Apparently, he wasn't cool, he would have done things like that. I'm getting rid of all your A's because of you, my bastard! He's a super-zenga, man! He's even more nasty! You've got a long arm, Chris. What a long arm, man. You're not the only one with a long arm, Sepp. I'm sorry if that's the case, but it's not just you who has a long arm in Seville. I apologize if that's the case.

It's not a big deal. The word will be used quickly. Sometimes what we don't realize in our environment is that you go on a TV show and you escape it. That's where you do a blow like that. There are people who work on the team, they will be introduced to another show after that, and they didn't have the denouement.

So in the meeting, when they talk to each other, they say, no, he came to be a lawyer. He's a bandit, he's a lamborghini. There's something that had struck me when I started doing humor. In show business, it's all the same world in all shows. Often people are like, well, that's always the same guests. But researchers, you know, we're a mini village. So you do the show at the Brech, you do the show at Guillaupas. Year after year, it's always the same world.

So if you're a big rooster who can eat the big pot, you're screwed forever. It's like when new people arrive in the industry, like researchers, producers, and they don't know you. XYZ, they're not everyone who knows us. But you're never going to pop. It's okay, they don't know you. They're going to invite people who have seen, who have known, who have worked, who have fun. You pop once, then you come back. Then it's know you. They're going to invite people who have seen you, who have known you, who have worked with you, who have fun. You come back, then it's just you.

That's it. I go often and one day I could never go back. Me neither. I'll be there for you on Friday and then I'll go once again. Oh yeah? I also did a hit at Marie-Claude Barrette just after that, at 2? in the morning, but I didn't have any to get in the mood either. So she saw that too, that I had escaped. It's not just me. Your marketing plan was the most shitty plan I've ever heard. No, because the captions were good in the clip. It was disgusting.

It was disgusting. When we saw them after. The same marketing plan as Marie-Chantal Toupet. Yes. It's... She... Let's just say her last stunts... At least it worked.

Sometimes... You're sitting alone in your bathroom, in a capsule lock... And it doesn't work. Poor thing. I'm sorry. I'm back, I'm back. I don't know what surprised me. You've always been human, José. You're always hungry. You'm a human being. I don't know what's wrong with me. You've always been human, Jose.

You've always been fun. You're so funny. You've always been fun. How do you feel about that? Because it's been 35 years since you started doing comedy. But this is the first solo show that you haven't had your first media show yet. Yes, I did a mini premiere because I didn't have that space. I did two shows. I did just the journalists enough space. I did it in two shots.

I did the journalists and I did the show business in the spring. Just journalists? Just the public, the journalists. No, it's weird. You're like, I'm your bitch. No, it's Mark Kassivik. The real story, and it doesn't bother me to tell, is that he had booked for my first media in Montreal, Place des Arts. When they told me that, three years ago, now it's a long time, I said, I have the idea of doing a show.

Well, you have to write it, run it, go, so they booked the tour. And when they told me about Place des Arts, I said, well, yeah, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be beat, it's not the same big set, I was afraid to be forced. So I asked my producer, can you please manage this and change it. And the only solution they found, because it was booked two years earlier, with 59 shows on the poster, you would have understood that the sets were booked. So he told me, I have one solution, it's that we're going to take the small place of the arts to honor our contract with them. But by doing that, you fall out and we have no place. It's over, we're even going to have to cancel people. So I still opted for this solution and I'm super happy because it allowed me to do a premiere with a beat that I knew.

You know, you have 500 people, it worked well, I was happy. So we invited the journalists and we did a first media showbiz, friends, all those who want to come to the colony, we do that in the spring, I had to do it in two shots. It was the default, but at the same time, I'm happy it went well. But I only hear positive. You're a liar. Only positive. And it was...

I was going to ask you, did you live a stress and change rooms? We see that you're stressed out. I was really dying. When did we read're stressed out. I was so stressed out, I said to myself, in February, I started my first episode of One Hour and a Quarter, it was in May, in February, to stop having pressure, because I would have split in two, I said to I said to myself, I would cancel the OP. I would be the Sam Breton. So it must be bad if you go to a bad show and you realize Sam is in the room and he's like, what? I listened to him.

There's nothing. But I was luckier than that because I found myself, in a row, I find myself through the artistic direction on the last tour of Les Dion before 300,000 tickets. I do Sam Breton, Chris is a hit. The last four who sold 300,000... I'm one of them! Yeah! So if you sell just 250,000, it's a monumental failure!

Yeah! That's it! So I'm super happy, that's not what's happening right now, the earlobe is good, and I opted to leave quietly. Instead of playing it, it's going to be disgusting, and make big rooms and not sell them, I made small rooms. And now it's the market that's looking for me. The broadcasters, the show rooms, are asking for more nights because we sold well, the comments are good.

So I would prefer to arrive slowly in the show business as a solo comedian. And if it works, when it works, the system will shoot up. And if I hadn't succeeded, I would have died in the air and we wouldn't talk about it. So it's the gamble I made. But I would be a liar to say that I wasn't scared. I was scared to hell. It didn't even make sense. I think it's the thing. When I came to the brothel

for the first time to ride a 10-minute, I told you earlier, I was more nervous than when I turned on the galartist in front of 2.5 million people. It was nonsense. And you know, like you who went to your I was more nervous than when I turned on the Galartist, in front of 2.5 million people. It's ridiculous. And you know, like you who went to your third show, the third show, there's less of that stress. You mean performing or...?

No, but I'm talking about the end of the road to the real show. You do, let's say, if it starts, I have the impression, in the first show, tu fais, t'sais admettons si ça commence, t'sais j'ai l'impression un premier show, quand ça commence pis c'est, t'aimes pas des bouts, ça tu paniques, mais à ton troisième show tu fais, hey regarde, ça va me prendre deux semaines, ça va me prendre un mois, mais je vais être à bonne place éventuellement. J'ai l'impression que toi t'es rendu là dans ta carrière, que à ton début tu you're going to get in the right place. Yeah, but I still find it a little difficult to start over from zero. Not you.

Start over from zero, white page. All my other tours were really... not panic, maybe it's exaggerated, tournée c'était vraiment quasiment une vraie... pas panique là c'est peut-être exagéré là mais souvent je faisais Asti à chaque fois je me disais j'aurais dû étirer de la dernière tournée. Asti j'avais du fun encore. C'était un peu de panique. C'était bon, le monde aimait ça. J'aurais pu vendre, j'aurais pu avoir une plaque de plus. Puis là mon dernier show c'est la première fois de ma vie que ça a I could have sold more, I could have had a plate more. And then, my last show, it was the first time in my life that it was so easy to get on, it was too easy to get on that I thought, hey, I think I almost had the taste, I had the taste for a while.

I was like, Asti, we're going to launch three shows at the same time, in three years, since Asti, I hate jokes, and I realized, I'm bipolar. Yeah, yeah, that's right. You don't jump from the pillar, you know? But you went through a process on stage, and you were with people. I was with people because,

that's what I told you backstage, but me and my ex, we broke up. And I told my team, but me and my ex broke up. And I told my team, because it was... She finally understood. No, but back then it was simple. Let's say you were on a show, you were calling the rooms, you had dates. But now they're like, hey, you have dates in four years, in two years. So my booker was like, OK, you have dates in 4 years, in 2 years. So my booker was like, ok you have dates here, here, here.

And I was perfect and I was still in a relationship. And then my ex left me, she left me. And then I lived my life. And then I didn't think about my heat crisis anymore. Fantanil, Viagra, thank you, good evening. Exactly! I wanted to be asleep, but damn, damn! He said, yes!

If I can sleep, damn it, Gaullis! I think the way I imagine it is that I was hoping to suck myself. He said, she didn't want to, I want to go on the list. No, sorry. But, yeah, that's it. I would have said to them, I'm going to do a show, but I don't think about it. I live my life, and it's going well. Then one day I'm on Facebook and I see an ad,

come see the Mike Ward show in Raudage. And I'm like, and I see an ad, come see the show of Mike Ward in Radar. And I'm like, that's me. And then I'm like, and then I see it's a small room, it's not big, but it's like 150 seats, and it's in the month of September, and then we went to the month of May, June. And then I'm like, hey, it's close.

It's going to come soon. So then I did, hey, I don't have time to write a show before September, but I thought about listening, I did it. I have nothing, we jazzy and we have fun. I'll try to do that live on stage. I had about 15 minutes of raw material, I did a show going to do a 15-minute show, and I'm going to tell the world, give me subjects, ideas, questions, whatever. And I was doing like Gregor Richard, if I could do that. And I was reading words or questions, and I was improvising. But you have all the experience of all these last years that brought you here. I'm talking about you shooting. I left in anger.

When this shows up, I don't even know what I look like alone on stage. I thought for months, when I'm going to be alone on stage, who am I going to be? I spent 15 years of my life, 20 years of my life with Mario, our replica. I'm not complaining, I loved it.

It was fun, you're the big guy. It's weird. Except when you say, when I loved it. What was the fun in the big guys? It was weird. Except that you say, okay, when I'm going on stage, and you say, what other thing that annoyed me? And I want to come back on you in two seconds, that's what pops to me. The other thing is that when I was writing the show, I was like, yeah, but the people who followed me in the big guys, they expect something from me.

You know, in the big guys, it was a bit of rock and roll. But those who discovered me at the end of the week, who are going to buy tickets,, are going to jump in a She was able to take the hand of the new ones with her daughter-in-law for ten years. And not to beat them up. And beat up the old ones. And beat up the 69 together. No, but it worked. I found the tone. I found the pattern. But I had that as a concern and it pissed me off. I was in there.

I regret nothing. That's where you want, for example, That's what I find amazing about our job. You never know if it's going to work. I was used to doing shows, I had confidence even if I didn't realize it. And you, since it was a long time, even if it's been 30 years, 35 years since I did that, you had a stress and what's so nice about seeing... You know, it's rare a job that a guy has been doing this for 35 years. And, let's say a baker,

you don't expect a baker to make like, a cheese bread, I don't know, if I... Wait a minute, I don't know... What is it? It's another form, he was on radio, he was on radio, it's not the same. There were two of them doing the croissant, but now... You had the bread, you know? There was a line.

Are you afraid that people won't come anymore? Well, I was going to say no, and that's the biggest lie of my life. My biggest flaw, and it's my only one, luckily, but really one of my biggest flaws, I don't mind playing in a 1000-place or 200-place room, but I have to be sold out. I prefer to play in a room with 50 people sold out. I'm proud. A room with 28,000 people that I just sold 27,000 tickets. I'm a loser. Your accountant finds you in a crisis.

No, no. Everyone finds me in a crisis. For real, when sold out, I'm a fool. But for real, I'm proud of being sold out. When we made the Vidéotron Centre in Quebec, it was 12,000 people. We ended up being sold out. But the last few days, we only had 11,000 tickets sold. And I was in Tabardak. I listened to myself. I was not, we only have 11,000 tickets sold, and I'm in Tabarnak.

And then, you know, I listened to myself, I was like, I'm not an idiot. You know, I was aware that, Christ, you should be happy. You're your own talk, you're hanging on to it. But I want to be sold out, and I'm sad about the number of people. Do you know how when everyone laughs in a room, you have two Kiripas and you focus on the two Kiripas? Yes, everyone is the same. Why do we do that? Yes, I'm like that.

You must be worse than that because you have a touch that you want the audience to be enlightened. When you told me that, I was like, damn, the beauty of having black sisters. You don't want the stupid style stupid style in the 7th grade. The audience who saw 12 shows in a year, they made me read the list. So you're going to play in Granby in front of 1000 people, and you have 999 people laughing, but you have Mr Tanguay on the balcony and you're like, why doesn't he like me? I'm less worse than his sister. I focus on it. You're on the balcony and you're like, why doesn't he like me? That's it. I'm worse than his sister.

In the time when Mario... In that time, we were doing the first parts, then the entrance, the patente, and in the entrance, we were screaming with our feet on the wall. In what? We were screaming with our feet on the wall. The tabarnak, you go forward.

No, but you know, I... But at the same time, it's something you can't take. That's a tank. That's... Mario is crazy. Because I was telling myself, you bought your ticket 15 months ago, you sat in the front, you took the place of someone who loves us, I don't know who you are, but you sat in the same seat all along.

And then at the end, they come to see you with autographs and you say, I've never laughed the same way. Exactly. Fuck, you haven't even have a condom! It's not their life. Maybe they lived a drama in the theater. I had a couple who were crazy. It was a problem. They were just fighting.

I gave you a flash, but I didn't know where the lighting was. The room was lit up. I was like, I'm going to call the police. I saw everything. But they... They were going to kick ass, and it's tough, they're writing their time ahead. No, it had already happened, you're going to... Wait, I'm worse than that.

I'm going to do a show, before, the first show, I remember. I had a number, I said, Until when are you ready to go out for love? And so I asked, and the bar owner came to see me before the show, He said, Jeremy, I'm with my blonde, Niaznu. I was sure, he said, yeah, yeah, Niaznu. He said that, what an idiot. says, Jeremy, I'm with my blonde, fuck us. I was like, yeah, yeah, fuck us. What an idiot.

Yeah, he says fuck us. Did he kill you in the show? The bar is a bit like that, there's no room, he's in the middle of the room, fuck me, I'm with my blonde, fuck me. There's a moment when I get to the end, I say, you're ready to go out for this person, I say, fuck him,

if it's your dog, let's say he had an accident, and he lost his arms and legs. Imagine it's a earring. A earring. It's an earring. Wow. Do you stay with her? She said no.

He came to me at the end of the show. He says thank you, Jérémy. I say what do you mean? He says I just saw the truth about my wife. I just screamed it out. Oh! Wow! Oh, it's...

We were supposed to get married in two weeks. Oh, shit! It's not my fault! He's the one who's going to ask! Chris! No, but I understand a little. I'm going to say, Chris, you're a fool. You're a nori with a grain.

You don't want to wait. No, but think about it. You say, Chris, you don't like that. No, but think about it. You say, I don't want to go out with a mushy-nose, you bastard! No, but at some point, put yourself down!

No, you don't understand! No, but I wouldn't want my wife to know that I'm a bastard, that's all I have. You know, I'm a boy to listen to hello, good morning all I have. You're a boy, you have to listen to the good morning. Especially to defend this girl, let's say, if it was a woman with an ear with a vagina, it's easier to get a hole than an ear with a tail.

Because the ear with the tail, it has to move. It takes legs, Asti. It takes your hair. Always in equitation. And this guy, he has no arms, no legs, he has no balls to grab. It's a billiard where he spins like a python in the water. No, no, it's Asti Jobs.

What are you saying? Asti was right! It's a very good story! But now we're in the gym at night, if I fall in my underwear with a grunt, you call me that! I have a flash. Can you imagine the couple? They're both deaf.

Both. Oh yeah. I was saying, you know what? They have staff. Around 8pm, they're going to put them in the dryer. You go, you come back an hour later, you're out of school. You're in the dryer, you're in 50. You're in 50! And with your running at the same time, you're in 50.

But listen, you know, we're laughing at... we laugh at E, it's not funny, ok? At the moment, there are people who listen, they're like, you know, you're not doing it right now. It's not like there's people who climb from the top in the afternoon, you know? Is it that kind of gag that you were saying that people who were tripping on you because of the end of the fact that it ends well this week, I was afraid. But I thought it was less peaceful. I found that people... I had... I had thought that... Let's say you had discovered me at the end of the week.

That's what was amazing. I realized that I had like three audiences. It's sure that there are some who walk around. But technically, you have the big guys. You have the end of the week, but you also have the Char's tricks, the Char's show that I did during that time. I have people who know me. For them, they don't even know what the big faces are. For them, they say, Hey, it's Kamalo, the new one!

What year are you? What color? How old are you? Is that your original color? It's the others you want in your room. No, but they're good guys, the conversations are endless. But... So... A guy from Charles, Chris, you just need to know four sentences. What year is your model? How many thousand? Is that your original color?

And the fourth sentence, you drop someone you know who's a charlotte, says, my handsome brother has a Camaro. Yeah, what year is your Camaro? How many mills? Is it this original color? My father was young, he had a Nova. Fuck you, what year is your Nova?

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Chris, as long as there's not one of the two who dies, it won't stop. And I'm learning that from the guys of Charm because it interests me. What year? You're zero, guys of Charm. Zero. Zero. Zero. How come I love you?

I don't know. How come you love me? I find you attractive and nice. And bright. Thank you. It's a lot too much. No, I find it beautiful. Thank you.

How come... I don't know. You're not char. You're char electric. We've been avoiding you for a long time. You're in one with all your electric cars. We've been avoiding you for a long time now. You're in the vortex of I have an iPad and a steering wheel. I'm not a car guy.

I'm a guy and it's not a little bit for them. But the Turo app, when I go on a trip Turo, which is like AirBnB with cars, I rent cars like the AirBnB. I rent cars that I'd like to have. So, let's say I rent a Ferrari, but I don't have a Ferrari. Every time I travel, I try a car.

And it takes away my taste in buying a car. Because it's a lot of money. It's complicated. I don't have a garage. I have a parking space of one large car. So, let's say I have three deep cars. If I have three FUN cars, I have to move two car lanes. So, you're stuck. I'm getting a bullet. How many cars do you have? Five.

How old are you? I'm twenty. Twenty-four. Twenty-four. Twenty-four. Twenty-four. no. I'm getting a ball. How much money do you have? Five. How old?

Wait, Marv, he's strong. He's strong. Is he strong for a French guy? He's strong in a car. But you never... You never... When you started to have money, did you buy a car with a Tesla? I have a Tesla. Ok.

I didn't have one with a steering wheel. No, but I'm just joking with that. It's a fun car. I know. And you know what? There are a lot of Hyundai's, IONIQ's. No, but the IONIQ 6 and IONIQ 5, it's a good car. For real. I don't deny that. There are many Hyundai, IONIQ, but IONIQ 6 and IONIQ 5, I'm not denigrating that,

what I find a bit flat, and then, I don't know, it's a big debate. It's the sound. No, but the sound, other than the pleasure, it's just that technology evolves so fast that cars only make them diesel.

So we want, we save on gas and greenhouse gases, but we waste in a mess, in the rest, environmentally speaking. But we don't have a choice anyway. You have updates all the time. I have a 2019, but I have the update that it's like a 2024 at the moment. And you know, I have a shitty model. I have the Tesla 3, but performance model.

It's not a shitty model. No, but it's the cheap version of Tesla, and I do 0-100 in 3.17 seconds. Yes, it runs super fast. I already explained why. It's easy because in a combustion engine, you crash, it will crack, it will go up. An electric car is a dimmer, it's a switch. You put the switch on, it's at 100% straight, it doesn't need to crack its force. That's just why it's so fast. But you know, being fast, I don't give a fuck. What I like about cars is

the sensations. You know the noise, the feeling. You know cars, what's the debate about? I want from 0 to 100 in less than 4 seconds. I'm not there anymore. When I was young, I wanted to be the fastest on the highway. It's been a long time since I finished that, because it was so much fun. At 150, you lose your license and your license. For me, cars are like a forest.

Speed. The least possible protection. And the least possible protection. Yes, I say, yes, he has a longer tail than mine, but mine comes straight away. That's it. Yes, that's it. The big ones and the big ones, they're the same. Fuck! It comes straight away.

What the fuck? But it's true that I never understood the debate. It's always an important thing. Zero to 100, why is it so important? At the time, when the war was just between engines and gas, performance maniacs were on certain models. You go to Porsche, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Corvette, BenBot, they were performance cars. So the 0-100 was important.

But today, the 0-100, I mean, you have electric cars that break in three seconds. To break in three seconds with a car like that, it's crazy, it's crazy, it's crazy, it's a slingshot, it's crazy. Zero, you know, it's like pow! It's made sense. A Porsche. But Porsche, with what they do now, with everything that is hybrid, I don't want to bother anyone with that,

they started to put electric motors plus an gasoline engine, so you consume a lot less gasoline, and the electric motor comes to give you a boost above your horse, steam, combustion. So now you have similar performance with cars that consume half the fuel. But we don't have a choice. The environment is horrible. We see it, it's catastrophic. We don't have a choice to go through that. But cars, technically, are planes, boats, it's all about the way of life. We would all want to fall in Calais for 75 years.

But if someone wants to fall in a trap, I'm here. You can... Oh, thank you. Please raise your hand. I want to see what you're like. No, but it's true. We should slow down our life cycle. We should completely change our life. Except at the same time, I'm like...

Artificial intelligence has just... embarked. Do you think that's going to find a solution? Each year, well each month in artificial intelligence, it evolves by a thousand years. So that's their problem. Do you use it? I've never used it before.

Oh, come on. Me, now... But I understand what you're doing. Every week, I take out my compost bin, I shit inside. And say, I take out my compost bin, shit! And I say, I'm throwing the glasses! Watch out, I'm going to get you a little sailor! No, but for real, I think that... That the human being will find a solution.

Well, the human being and with the help of artificial intelligence, we will find a solution, I hope. But you're not afraid of artificial intelligence? You know, for real, I'm out of breath when I walk. So... Who would have thought? No, no, no, but no, it doesn't make me feel... For real, it doesn't make me feel... I'm the kind of person that I'm zero stressed. If I were stressed, I would have stopped drinking at 7 o'clock.

Oh yeah, you were stressed? No, I was nervous. Well, me and Manasti miss going on vacation. I would have laughed at Radio-Ox-Urbis because we go on vacation in January. I booked my trip in September. But I booked the parking. Ah! At the airport? Not at all included! No, I'm talking about the airport. I thought you booked your seat.

Once in my life I booked a seat. You booked your parking? I didn't even know you could book a parking at the airport. I'm not going to give you anything either, I'm getting pissed off. I'm booking that. Because when you arrive... I'm leaving on January 2nd. So all those who left on the day of the year, all the cars are there when you arrive, there's no space. I'm getting a little nervous.

You arrive a little tight, there's no parking. Why don't you take Uber or a taxi? Because I was a little far. In Carignan, it's like 45 minutes. No, you pay 100 dollars. No, no, no, again. When you arrive sometimes, according to the auction, the parking fee is 200$. Fuck you, I'm taking the parking.

No, it's not 200$. Well, it's 345$. 200$. No, it's not 200$. Impossible. The taxi is 175$. Maybe if you convert it into Mexican pesos. But, look, the problem with Uber is that you're in winter. Where do you put your coat on. Your winter coat, I leave it in the valet du char.

I leave it in the heater. When the kids are little, you put it on. I'll give it to you when you're laughing, you bastard! No, but I... I... I... I'm my father, so... No, but you can leave your home dressed a little. In summer. In cotton, in summer.

But when you're less than 25, no. You get in your char. You're not a man. You're a man. No, but you can leave your home dressed a little bit, honestly. In cotton-wearing? Yes, in cotton-wearing. But when he's less than 25, no. You get into his car. It's not the end of the world. I don't like your attitude right now. Ok, excuse me.

No, but look. I'm sure I'm going to get a call-sign. Look, what I'm telling you, I'm an old man, I'm an old man, police! How much does it cost to park? It must cost 300. Wait a minute, younger, younger than the kids, okay? We were leaving, so we took a taxi, we went to the airport. The kids had the winter coat on, you were going to book a locker room. It costed...

How much does an airport locker cost? Do they have locker rooms at the airport? Put your boots, your coat, all of that. Me, the first time, I don't know, Carlis, I go to the locker room, 4 coats, 4 pairs of boots, $187. I'm fucking pissed. I don't want to buy a locker, Carlis. They...

I want... They stopped it after September 11th, I hope. No, no, I did that on purpose. Because if not, I'd like to leave my bomb. It's true? All that to say that my favorite skater is what I told you. I reserve a parking, but it would be everyone. Because when I book my plane tickets, I reserve a parking.

If something happens, you can cancel it, you can pay. It's well done, man. So, are you the kind of person in your tournament that you do, Oh, we're going to Rimouski, guy who's flatfoot. Flatfoot? Flatfoot. Flatfoot? Yes. That's an expression I might not have heard. Does anyone know what flatfoot is?

You're being thought of and you're not ready. You're not organized. Ah, flatfoot. Yes. What year are you in? 96. But, but all that to say that... How do I say it? Why do I always come here after a

Nostradepest? Yes, go ahead. It's that I have several carry-ons, and it's long because I go to do two shows, three shows, four shows. Maybe that's why you have flat feet. It's too heavy. You have 22 carry-ons. I have bags. I'm not wearing a jacket, I'm just wearing a jacket. Maybe that's why you have flat feet. It's too heavy. You have a Garrihan jacket.

I have cosmetic bags. With everything I need. My little balls. It's in my nose. You're in a bad mood. You start with a sore throat, I can't even put my ass down. I have everything. In several copies.

In many small bags. I take my suitcase, I wear my suitcase for 4 days, I wear my suitcase for 2 days. I have my bag, if I have one, I have just one bag. So I'm really very organized. No, you're stressed. Yeah. How much would his wardrobe cost? It's huge, surely, to keep all this mental illness. I have the impression that I invited you to a stupid dinner, the callus.

Yes, I'm interested. So what do you do with your suitcases? A world champion. No, no, but it's not so bad. It seems bad that it's there. José, how long before you leave, do you do your suitcase? Is it that long? Well, it's a start. A week? Oh!

Two weeks. Listen, I'm able to leave in a carry-on. Girls hate that. Because a girl will have 22 pairs of shoes. You're able to leave in a carry-on because all your suitcases are packed for 4 years. No, but I can leave for a week in the South just with a bag of my Carry On. Because I'm organized. But we can hear each other. This suitcase, you don't do it in the morning before you leave because you're going to forget the stuff.

So I pass my suitcase to Carry On. A good 4-5 days before leaving, I start putting stock aside, and I look at my stuff, and I think about what I want to put in. If we bring another suitcase that we leave in the trunk, it's less worse. But if I want to leave in a carry-on, I've spent 8 days with my daughter in Paris, carry-on only, both of us. It's a way that we're crazy. Did you change your sleeping bag?

Well, yes. How do you... You get up on the. I do that often. I even spent three weeks in China until Arion. But I was washing in St. Joe. I didn't need to wash. It's just that, let's say, in the South, the T-shirt you put on for four minutes to go to the beach,

the next morning I put it on to train, and you know, the t-shirt of the evening, it's just that you roll your clothes, you're going to wear it, and you know, a pair of shirts, technically, you take a shower, you put your, not the boxers, but you put on your shirts, you go to the restaurant, you make 3 or 4 salsas, Chris is going to bed now. And you put on 4 or 5 days to put that in your suitcase?

To know which shirt is good before. Yeah, that's it! Because I'm a cocky person! It takes 4 days to put 3 days of the same thing. I'm a cocky person! I'm a cocky person! The good shirt, the good sandal... I'm a cocky person!

My side is very strong. But let's say the fire is burning in your house. It takes how many days to get out? No, I'm going to go out quickly because... Everything is in the safe How long have you been in the basement, José? 40 years maybe? 40 years!

I've been doing talk shows on TV for 10 years. I mean, the soles I put on TV, I couldn't really wear them in real life because when you're sitting like that on TV, you put on the LEDs, the producer wasn't happy. So I bought them all. A brown, a brown, a dark brown, a black, a grey, I had all the colors, so I still have them. I never wear them, but I have them. And I gave them last year, I did a little cleaning, I was a little worried. It doesn't make sense. What year are the soles? How old are you?

Original color? You, Mike, you only have black? I only have black. I have, let's say, five pairs of soles. But you sometimes wear something else, the real question, in black? Or in peach. No, another thing... Black coke? Or peach? The tea is in a net!

You have a lot of peach camisole in a net! It's very... Black shirt, peach camisole. It's just black. It's impressive. You keep your dress, you go back to black, black, black... You have black hair? black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black I never did. And then I assumed, I don't like that about myself. I don't like being discreet in life.

It's absurd. And black people are like that. Exactly. Everyone talks about anorexia. So... It works. It works. Now people are going to write comments,

I'm the big slack. I'm the big French man, and I'll say, I'm not French! Yeah, exactly. I'm not that big. Otherwise you're wrong, madam. You're in the wrong, lady.

But the black thing in my hair, not really here. Oh, I had... Let's say you were dressed in white, we'd see everything. I had the most... ...mitch comment. Hey, I'm nervous too.

The other time... I... I was making my car stand out. Not my Tesla. But anyway, I was showing off... A car. A car. What year?

What year? It's a 2011 BMW. I was showing off, it's black. Whose car is it? It's mine. Then the guy comes and recognizes me and says, you're a dickhead! TV, Asti, it must be a bitch because you're fat in your dick! Which is the most intense sentence that is to say, hey I recognize you but you're a morbid idiot.

You're a bastard. You're the guy who asks you for the elbow, you're lying on your? You know that, you don't like that. What did you answer Mike? What did you answer? What did I tell you? I just did... Well, yeah, I... I'm less annoying than last year.

I didn't know what to answer. What to say? Have you ever answered to people who are single because it's not a good day? Yes, yes. I've had these years. What are you doing? I raise my hand to have... I put a 2 on the table, I'm a man. What do you want?

There's a lady who insulted me this summer, I want to count it later. No! Tell that, but I don't remember. I don't have any flash of... No? I have flash of people who told me shit, but I don't have flash of me who answered shit. The only thing, for example, I was young, I let myself be insulted and I didn't answer. And when I was like 40 years old, I stopped accepting that, usually. And then I accepted him.

But I accepted him and I made him feel like he was a little cologne. He knew the days, I imagine. He would write his wife every morning. My big asshole at the SDP, I should have listened to my mom. Hey, José, do you have an anecdote of someone who insulted you this summer? Ah, leave it, fuck off, it's good. Hey, he doesn't only smoke in the apartment, he looks like he loves it. This summer, on tour, when I started doing the show, and the truth, and Chris,

everyone is not read, nobody told me, but I know I got 10 books this year because I started learning two martinis per night when I was writing the show. I was stressed out. Martinis are not alcohol. There's no calories in them. There's alcohol in the martini. I didn't understand. There's no calories in the martini. There's zero glucose. Exactly. So we're both thin. But I'll tell you my problem. When I take two martinis, my brain gets sick of what I'm eating.

When I take two martinis and I look at a row of Oreo cookies, I get really sick. So I ate my emotions all winter, and I'm trying to work on that right now, but it's getting worse and worse. So I gain a little bit worried. And I live with it. What do I do? Is it the end of the world by the way?

No, no, not really. It's just that if I accept this, in 10 years, in 10 years, in 10 years... In my family... At worst we'll buy two tanks. A funeral Winnebago. going to bury a motorized we're going to get out of the side the

the the the the the the the the I'm going to say, I went to the casino, so I went through Ontario to come back and I went to lunch at the restaurant in the morning. Did you go through Ontario because you couldn't go through Quebec anymore? With your big ass?

With my big ass? Listen, I'm coming to the North, I was not there. They call me this baby, pull, push my asses. We will never get to Tremblant. Well, that's to say that in the morning at the restaurant, I think I'm in a place in Ontario where where I think all the hostages in England, do you understand? So I'm calling it a bit, I'm having lunch, and then people come in,

and of course, generally, no offense to anyone, but often the people who come to give you a comment, a bit without stupid drawings, it's either dumb, or... or older people, whose brain says, I'll say exactly what I think, they'll keep it for me.

I'll say, they'll be happy to know. I never understood this phenomenon, even on social media, someone just gave you a shit, you say, man, you're crazy, but keep it for yourself. When you go to the restaurant and you don't like it,

I don't go into the kitchen and I say, my big asshole, your wife is not fucking with you, I hope you're going to die, my fucking bastard. I just do pure turn. And then, the lady, I see well, they are like three retired couples. They go... He was talking like that for real? Yes. I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I was in a car, I often in the sector, huh? You don't see you often in the neighborhood? Well, no, that's for sure, because I'm from Passage, I don't have a... Oh yeah.

Anyway, I'm going to tell you... You've gained weight, huh? Oh... And now I'm doing like, wow... It should have answered, you're old and I wouldn't fuck you. You're going to be fine. It's hard to beat that. That's interesting!

But you're lying, I would have to do it. It's good because we were waiting for a change, I would have to fix it, Chris. Listen, with those It's spectacular. But I told him, I said, Yes, madam, I knew. I'm not new to this, I don't know how. I said, imagine if your eyes saw it, how did my jeans know? That's good.

What did she say? But at the same time, I was telling myself, and I hope she won't ever see this same time I was telling myself, and I don't know what I'm going to say, I hope she won't ignore me, but I was telling myself, it's amazing, you know, you have big chains in your neck, bags, earring, and you're missing four teeth. No, but... But, but... But, but...

But, but... But, but... But, but... But, but... But, but... But, but... But, but... But, but... But, but... But, but... But, but... But, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I was fascinated. I was in a hotel in the spring, a rather expensive hotel in the south of Punta Cana.

There was a guy who came to tease me. And he had big bracelets, big bags, a watch, a chain. There were a lot of jewelry. He came to see me and said, Chris, have you seen the list you didn't put in before? You don't have a tooth in front of you. But if you go on a trip, Steve will have your teeth cut off and we'll go out next year.

I'll say, where do you want me to look? The tooth? No, but I'll say, if you can pull out a pogo and give me a treat and I can go out on it, it doesn't work. I can't. I can't.

I can't. I can't do that. That's a business. I'm like, stupid. You have a blue here, you have a shitty trace in your jeans, you haven't seen it. All of that, I'm just doing that. But you're a jerk, you saw it this morning.

Stupid. I don't have time anymore! Do you want my teeth? I brought my teeth! You know police? Sorry, I'm angry. Hey, Yann! How many questions? Do you have any questions?

How long has it been? Has it been an hour and a half? No, it's been an hour. An hour? We're paid an hour. Hey, but Chris... I've talked a lot, I want to play with Chumay. I haven't seen you in a long time.

Can I have another beer, please? I don't want to be too hot. How long has it been? No, but it's true. I don't want to because when I drink vodka, I'm too hot. Beer. Look, I'm degreasing. One vodka, one beer, one vodka, one beer. Hey, you weren't going to do like the police station last night.

No, no. We know the game. We know the game. It's me, food, Eric Lapointe. The Keto, Eric Lapointe. The Keto Eric Lapointe. He's been doing well since I started his regime. The Keto Eric Lapointe is that you forget to eat. But he was in good shape. He was in top shape the other day. He wrote to me, I wouldn't want to tell this story, I'll tell it.

You're crazy! He came to see me last night. And in my show, I have a number on the fact that when I met my blonde, the first time we had sex, I wasn't satisfied with my erection. And now, I went to have sex. Why do you say, oh we had sex? Oh, we had sex. We made love.

No, but you know, your blonde is a bitch. I know, but... The next time we had sex, the first time we had sex, I said, I'm not satisfied with you. So you and your wife in 2024, The first time we fucked, I was like, I'm not satisfied with you! So you and your dad in 2024, your wife doesn't have a dick! So, Asti of a non-gender and Chris! With my non-binary, we both fucked and... Asti is a fucking gay guy, not able to fuck a guy with everyone! You're a dickhead, Chris!

You know... He's straight in the ass, he's got 60 big balls! Chris from the old days, he needs vagina! He's so 2009, is that us? Damn!

No, yeah, that's right. We've crossed the line of the appropriate person for a long time. It took time, I think. Damn, it's us. Yeah, that's right. In the first time, I had a bandage. I have a number that... The first time we fucked...

This number is a fake. The first time we fucked, I wasn't satisfied with my erection. And now I'm talking about how I got my erection. I'm interested. Me... How did you get your erection? I'm so pissed that I think we have two erections. But the pointe came to see me in a show, he wrote to me, he was like, hey, that was good, I said, hey, thanks, and then he wrote to me the next day and he's like, God damn it! I'm not able to get out of here until I stop thinking about your number.

It's a big secret that you're telling us. Yes. I'm not sure he sent the message to LeWoodPQ. I don't know, but I have a bad feeling right now. I feel like it's a secret conversation. Okay. Yann, cut that. No fucking way, I want it.

No, no, no, but I answered, someone who writes this to me, I answer, ha ha ha ha ha. But yes. Because it's funny in Tabarnak. Someone who writes this to me, I reply, ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah. Because it's funny in Tabarnak! And then he goes... And then he does a gag, and I go, it's a thousand times funnier! It's not a gag. And I do these 1000 times more funny things. And I was very happy.

But not like that! Eric Lapointe, put it in your mouth. Just... Just... You did the same thing to me. I wanted to know where your clinic was. And you answered me, ha ha ha.

Oh no, but Chris, I did it myself. I made Chris a mic and kept it secret. Yann, nobody talks about the Fight Club. The Fight Club! We don't talk about it. We don't talk about the Fight Club. But how did you really succeed? You put words me words and... Well, I followed a treatment that was horrible as a treatment, but... He won't tell you where it is. He doesn't want to tell me.

I asked him twice. He went to Brazil. It's on the street of Écari, in Montreal. So that's it. I went there and I had an electric shock treatment on my penis. Which is... Oh yeah, no, no, you're kidding. After that, he puts a support in the dick. Wait, you have electric shocks on the dick?

Not right now. The guy with a Tesla is going to be electric. Yeah, that's it. The guy has a Tesla, you all need to be electric! Yeah, that's it! Even his big brother! But before he runs, he's looking for a horn! He's gonna get stuck in a puddle! What the hell, what the hell, what the hell!

Oh yeah baby, I'm almost 80% Chris, you're funny! God, you're funny! God, you're funny! Oh my god! Chris, that's the best gag! That's the best gag in the history of the under-ears! You just won

José just won the under-each You just won the under-each I want a trophy Tabarna wins I want a plate of José you made in 13 years the best gag in the under-each It's a plate and I want to come back hereée you made in 13 years, the best guy in school. If you like it, I want to come back here and you give it to me. You promise me? I'm proud of you in Christman. But you're crazy.

Your story is crazy. It continues. It's going to be serious, but I was fucking around, but I wasn't satisfied with my reactions. I googled it and found a doctor. What's his name? He gave me Dr. Phil Goode. And... You're about to laugh. You're about to laugh. You're about to laugh. Dr. Gangrene.

I had electric shocks, but... Gangrene. During the shocks, I was like, what am I doing here? Are we babies? Excuse me. No, no, I know. And then, when I experienced that, I was like a baby, sorry. No, no, I know. And then when I experienced that, I thought, Chris, I need to talk about this on stage,

because it's so fucking embarrassing. It's embarrassing, yeah. Wait, wait, Mike, I want to understand. They put something on your head, and it had electric shocks? Like to reanimate someone who died? No, no, it's that... She wasn't dead, she was sleeping. She was sleeping. She was sleeping.

She was freeing herself. Now it's zero to come in 4 seconds. Listen. Yes. They have... It's in her bag for 3 seconds. If they made a mouth to mouth and... No, no, it's just... It's electroshocks.

It's electroshocks. Because of my diabetes, I didn't have... You know, there were... I don't know if I had... Did the canals obstruct you? Did the... No, but you know, there's another blood that goes there. They unlocked your dick. Wait. Is it... No, but Chris, there's another blood that's going there. They're unlocked, you bastard!

Wait! No, but I... I... I... Wait, Mike, Mike, I have to understand. Hey, show us your dick! Wait, yeah! No, but Chris, we have it in the part! We want to see! No, but wait, I'm really interested!

Not because I don't like it, but... No, no, no! It really interested. Not because I don't like it, but... No, no, no. It's weird. It's weird. No. Yann, where's the clinic? No, but you know, when... But you know, I want...

That's why I've talked about it a lot. And I say it... I was fucking... But I was fucking... Mou. No, I wasn't fucking Mou. You're a fucking idiot. No, no, no. No, but... There's a guy... Wait, wait, wait wasn't. You're a big guy. No, no, no.

Wait, wait, wait. Please. There's a gag I do in my show. I like to do show gags on podcasts. But I was enough to get drunk, not enough to fuck. You know...

You know... But I wasn't like... Yeah! I was more like... Yeah! If you had resistance, you'd bend in the middle. I had a big slinky. No, no, you know...

Not in the middle, but in... I didn't bend, but in... I wasn't bending, but I was like... Curly, curly! I was like singing that it was... Oh, you know... I wasn't vain. Yeah.

The inflatable bottoms on the side of the road that make... Exactly, exactly, exactly. Imagine... A teenager who's going to take a bus and drag himself on his feet. Imagine that, a little less fat. And then you had to insert electric charges. I had electric charges. Did you hurt yourself?

That's it! He's got, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like I've already had a camera in my urethra, okay? Why? Why? Because I had a prostate and I still have pain. Oh, okay.

It's been 20 years. What's a prostate? It's a prostate influx because of a bacteria. It's not cancer, it's not that. And often, damn, I got that in a biopsy, somewhere. No, but it's because I told the doctor, I have a pain there, I do this and that. Then one day, I took a bath and maybe he said, Oh, it's good, prostatitis, they did the tests for that.

And it took him six weeks of antibiotics to cure that, it was mental illness. And I had again, I think I had a phantom syndrome, that is to say that even when it was cured, I always had the impression that something was going on in the canal. So they're going to investigate or something, you know, the vessel, the seal, that. But damn! Listen, the camera... It's not going to hurt.

The thing is, imagine the Sandman. But the camera... No. It's an old guy. But when you first get there, you're so embarrassed, it's because you have the penis that gets in your middle finger. They weigh you to get it out. They whip you and pull you out like it's a... He does that with his mouth.

And then... Hello, it's me, the doctor. I'm here for your good, sir. I'm a professional. I'm a professional. I'm a professional. I'm a professional. I'm a professional.

I'm a professional. I'm a professional. I'm a professional. I'm a professional. I'm a professional. I'm a professional. I'm a professional. I'm a professional.

I'm a professional. I'm a professional. I'm a professional. I'm a professional. I'm a professional. I'm here for your good sir! I'm a caring staff! But seriously, it's sick. And the problem is that I had big years of big faces. And the nurse who's there, who's holding my hand. It's going to be hard. But she sees me beating myself. I'm going to go in there, like a little mushroom in the ground. Like a truffle.

And I'm like, I'm going to go in there, like a little mushroom in the ground. Like a little mushroom in the ground. Like a little mushroom in the ground. Like a little mushroom in the ground., the little mushroom in the ground, the little truffles, and I'm like that, and I'm holding her hand, but this guy tells me, I'm so young, I'm so ugly. Oh yeah, oh yeah.

I think she wanted to change my mind. I didn't mind because I have such a beautiful bat. But... But I've had good compliments too, but... Honey, are you handsome, my penis? It was time to have a date! It's only been a year since we've been together, and you haven't had a date yet.

But it hurts, it really hurts. My blonde... But it hurts, it really hurts. My blonde woman, today I paid for something she wanted to pay for and she told me I was going to send you the money for interest and she wrote, the question was, do you have a beau? And the answer was penis. And I was happy. You're still in the beginning. Well, it's been two years, two years and a little bit. You really have a nice penis. It's a nice ass. We take a doctor to have a hair transplant. Oh, you're talking about a dick.

The guy with the hair transplant was cured twice and four times. Every time I give him, he has static hair. But apart from that... He says, I'm going to have a hair transplant. I'm going to have a hair transplant. I'm going to have a hair transplant. I'm going to have a hair transplant. I'm going to have a hair transplant.

I'm going to have a hair transplant. I'm going to have a hair transplant. I'm going to have a hair transplant. I'm going to have a hair transplant. I'm going to have a hair transplant. I'm going to have a hair transplant. I'm going to have a hair transplant. I'm going to have a hair transplant.

I'm going to have a hair transplant. I'm going to have a hair transplant. I'm going to have a hair transplant. I'm going to have a hair transplant. I'm going to have a hair transplant. I'm going to have a hair transplant. Every time I give him some hair statics, but... Apart from that... He says, if he's flat, I made him sterile, but well... Hey, Yann, do you have a question? Yes, there's one. For José, what's the story with Mario Tessier on your social media when you take pictures of yourself in chess? Oh, that's a joke. Last week I went for a normal cardiac follow-up, we did exams, and the test was going fast. So there was a lot of fuss while you were walking on the carpet. I finished the test at 9.30 in the morning, I hurried to the office, I took everything off, I went home.

All day long, in the car, my coat, it tickles me, it tires me, I'm not really comfortable with the belt, I'm like, oh my god. I got home in the evening, it was 4am, it was 9am, I took off my sandals, I realize that I had to stick three electric cardiograms on my penis. I spent the day with that. On your penis? No, no. There are other places to put electrodes. I had that there.

So, I, even when I was in jail, I was like, what is this little guy? I take a picture of that and I put it on his social media to put something else that I'm in the show to see. I found it funny, I was like, Mario saw this, in the next minute, he sticks three creamers and says, Hey, you're talking about a chance. You're talking about, you know what, a chance. I was at the cash register, I was sitting next to the counter and then he was like... It made me laugh, so the next morning I was like, it's been a while since he's been on my show.

It hit me hard. It got like 100,000 views, 5,000 likes, it was funny. The next day, I kept going. I put on three Christmas candles, I fell asleep in the tree. Mario who saw that,

two days later, he threw me back. We always ended up saying, what a chance! So he put me, I fell asleep in the cellar with three bottles of wine. So I was like, damn, that's a good idea, I was a little bit of a jerk. So I picked olives, I dried them for 24 hours on the counter to be able to stick them. So I stick myself, on. I feel asleep. My martini, I found my olives this morning. Three olives. So the war is over.

Yesterday he said, as I dared, I had a hair cut, but the guy got it wrong. So there are three hair cuts there, the callus. I thought he was good, huh, you bastard? So I said, but it's three black cuts. So I said, ah, obviously you, black coat, you know? So I said, ah, obviously you don't have a good surgeon,

because he didn't take the indian... He took your graffon in the ass, you know? Because you have black hair, frozen. So there, in the morning, I called one. I'm so sure, there are so many people right now. Today, the people are saying, Cre, Josée, come to win the war. I printed a photo of Mario.

I wrote it here. And I said, hey, what's the change? I woke up with a third of a toilet in the morning. But it's a game that's useless. I don't know why we're competing on this. I don't know when it's going to end. So whatever it is, it's social media. It's not that you understand me well. It, whatever, it's social media. It's good that you understand me. It's true.

Yann, question. José, how many cars did you get in your collection? Are you going to beat Michel Barret? Impossible. Because Michel... Wait, we're going to start again with the same question for... Jérémy. How many cars do you have? One.

One, ok. We're going... No, no, I'm stupid, but I'm moving. Michel bought some nice memories. He bought... My uncle had a Riviera. So he bought a Tour de France. That, a 5-series. He bought a Ford Amman. That's a nice mark of respect.

I love Michel. He had a lot of cars, but it takes up a lot of space. I drive my cars. I always have four summer cars and one winter. I trade. When I sell one, I buy one. I moved a car this year, it was worth it. Sometimes it was worth it, but a financial...

What is your car like? Or not? No, no, Chris, we know you have money. He's thinking. We know you have money. Oh, tobacco. Do you have a Ferrari? Do you have a Porsche?

Do you have a Hyundai? Yes. Do you have... Do you have... A Lamborghini. A Hyundai? Unfortunately, no. Ok, perfect. So, Ferrari, Porsche, Camaro... Camaro, I have a Camaro without a 9. Camaro, that's funny.

It's cute, it's like a 9. It's really beautiful. Camaro, ok. A 69, it's a trip in time. Ferrari, Porsche, Camaro, call that. I'm not able to get rid of myself. I have a Maserati Gran Turismo. Oh, ok. I'm addicted to it, I love shorts. It's the best shorts out of all, but it's my favorite in the middle of the deal.

It's a real four-seater with a long nose, it's a Ferrari engine in there, it sounds like... See, man, I mean, with that you don't need electroshock, man. You're a bastard, you're a bastard! Oh Man Excuse me, man, missy funny Sarah Will spend Ferrari novela see the what's up? You can't do it. I'm a bit of a sweet Vintro no no no no The old one, 2023. No, no, no, no. I was younger, I made a lot of mistakes with cars, I bought, I lost a lot of money on cars, I don't do that anymore.

I have older cars, that the depreciation has passed. What year, what year and how much did it cost? Because you said, hey, you know, since you played the game... I'm annoying Jeremy. But what is it? The Ferrari. I just found it, it's a car I bought this spring. It's a 2003, so it's...

2003? 160,000? How did you call it? It's 21 years old. It had 11,000 km, still on the original tires. A real gem. The car is new. It was incredible.

How much? How much? How much does it make? By week? By year? I could buy a Ferrari too. How much does your Ferrari cost? Not much. Very strong.

It's not much for real. There's a difference between borrowing French-speaking richness in Quebec, because the English speakers have a lot of money when they... Oh, you think that I'm... No, no, no, I agree with that, but there is a point where I think it's too much. I'm ready to tell you, hey, I worked hard, I've accumulated a lot of fun things, but to flash the numbers, decide that, I find that sometimes there is a bunch of... From my side. You know, I'm not saying... You do Ferrari 2003, and in good condition, you'll see how much it's worth, and you'll be in trouble.

You're not far off. Perfect. There's a taboo about money. There's a different kind of center. Pro-nation, work hard, have dreams, have goals, and flash your business. The point of flashing your business is not to encourage people who are capable, because not everyone is capable of getting into these gifts, but if you're able to encourage yourself, I agree.

It's beautiful, it's fun, it's rewarding. How is it that... You're a lazy ass in crisis. No, no! There are things happening right now that we see elsewhere, we don't like them and say it's too much. When you arrived in Quebec, did you notice how the Quebeckers are afraid of having wealth?

It's prudent, yes. No, because I didn't have any before. And when I started to have some, I realized it was something quite taboo. But this taboo is everywhere. Money is taboo everywhere. It's worse in Quebec, now. In France, it's the same. It's taboo in France too.

I don't know why it's so taboo. Because there are few people who have a lot. Most people don't have a lot of money. So it seems that there is a lot of money in the house, and we start to dislike the people we have. But I don't know where it comes from. Does it come from the church? Well, for me it's the Jewish-Christian thought.

But there is also the human being, and it's a stupid thing. Listen, in the 1% of people in the house, there is so much gap between a doctor and a con. Listen, in difference. I dream because at the base... The human being is jealous. That's what I think. Because at the base, we're jealous. You read a newspaper, a surgeon wins $500,000. It shocks nobody. Nobody is like, Oh yeah,000. Yes.

Oh, you're lying. You're lying. You're so fucking lying. You're so fucking lying. Just because he's been in school for 29 years, he thinks he's better than me. Exactly. He took the chart of chemistry by heart and it gives him 500,000. Go fuck yourself! If I had gone to school on Friday, I would have done the same.

A little bit of alcohol, friction, plaster, and that's it. I'm doing my job. But I think... I'm going to get aspirin. I'm going to solve all your problems. You say the guy saves lives. It's correct, he has 100,000. But if José Godet is counting jokes, he has 100,000, it's not normal.

There's something like that, I don't know why. But the way you describe it, I absolutely understand that the doctor deserves more than we do. Because we don't save lives. And by the way, doctors don't do everything in a million per year. There are lots of family doctors in the offices. I have a friend who has a medical clinic. I will be quite advanced on this topic. There is a big war right now.

Chris, are you going to tell me something? Right now, it's tough. If you work 40 hours a week and you are paid depending on the number of customers you see. If you are slow, you take care of all your and you give them a good service, you're disadvantaged. You're going to be paid less. After that, you have a super nurse, the new super nurse, she's a good idea in the system,

everyone found that brilliant. But here's the war going on, gang. What I'm giving you is from a person, that's it. The super nurse, she earns 150,000, okay? But she comes with a pension fund, social benefits, decide that. The family doctor earns 250,000, you believe, 700,000 more, but nothing. If he doesn't work tomorrow, he wins zero.

If he gets a CIDR, he wins zero. He's an autonomous traveler, he has zero. So the super... So there, the doctors... Do we get a raise? No, the doctors... No, here's what... We're very poor, there. Wait, here's what's dangerous. The family doctors...

The stinking cow is stealing his money! No! Buddy, there's something. The family doctors want to take the class to become super nurses. Because for them, it's going to be more expensive. Because when you get to the end of the run, you have 40 years of pension. What does that mean, super nurses? It's nurses who have more education and who are able to manage certain care.

We wouldn't have thought that a basic nurse or a basic nurse, I'm not a nurse, but super nurses have more education, so they have higher knowledge in the health system. It's also nurses who were born on the planet of Krypton. The nurses who were born on the planet of Krypton. Look! It's a gang of girls born in Uranus, okay? Are you following Chris Derring? I wanted to... Everyone was a witness. I wanted to address a serious topic that we're going to lose our family doctors.

Look what he did. No, no, no, no. Oh yeah, it's the lobby of the super-inspectors to buy me. Since the electric grids, they're still there. What are we doing with our grandmothers? When I come, it's lasers. And when I come, it's the sound of the flight. So, Yann, how many questions are left?

There would be two. Ok, perfect. Go with two. Why did you quit? Did you quit TV? It's not me, no? Yes, I know it's weird. We had a conversation with Jeremy earlier. He arrived at a timing after November, it ended well this week. I really felt like we were going to do the tour. Because first of all, it's not my job to animate.

I don't just want to animate. I need to do the crazy thing and give shows, whatever. So in this chair that I loved for several years, the timing came when you said, OK, it's been like this year, let's say my sixth year, you say it's the same year as the first, the second, the third, the fourth. You were in the mood to have fun. Yes, on the set, the second, the third, the fourth. You were glad to have fun. Yes, on the set, I loved it. Even until the very end.

First, Julie, the team, everyone, Julie, Chris, and my friend. Except that the preparation for this kind of show didn't suit me anymore. So I said to myself, either I fall and die there, or I take the decision to realize a dream that scares me, that is to go alone on stage. And I didn't see myself doing both, it's nothing, but he tells me, I'm a little bit of a coward to think that, but it becomes my mentality, I tell myself,

if I'm free on TV the night before, who's going to move to see me live in 20 weeks? You know, I tell myself, I have to get out of TV. That's what I was telling myself every time I went to the TV pub. But keep going, keep going. I said, each time, I'll give us a pub. But keep going, keep going! The worst is that you know it's true. No, no, no! You said, who's going to move to see it?

But up to now, 33,000 people, I'm happy. I'm happy, I'm super happy. I know it's quiet, but I'm so happy. Yes, you can, Josée. Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, same. You get old, you get in your pants, and you're like, Chris, I got myself in danger. It's amazing. Thank you, thank you. I loved that the young humorists I met when I was going to run the numbers all came to see me and said, Chris, man, it's cool that you do this,

that you come to the brothel, that you go to other bars, that you do stuff like that, and to see me with more fragile numbers, not ready, you don't have a choice. But after that, after two or three times with less ready numbers, I said, if you're going to do something else, I'm going to do readings at home. I'm sure if I do something else, I'll do that, I loved that. I invited neighbors and I invited your friends, I would invite neighbors and invite friends. I would invite 20 people in the kitchen. I would read my show. Mr. and Mrs. Everybody, I would invite two couples.

Do you know your neighbors well? Not so much. So you would ring the doorbell. No, I know enough. I have the cell phone. You have a cell phone number? Wait, you want to do a show where the kitchen will come here? No, but I did it before. That is to say that before coming here, I was afraid of missing time.

I started to run late. I was like, I misjudged my time. So to double the effort, once every two weeks during the whole winter, I would arrange the show, I would bring people over to our place, I was reading the show. At the beginning, it was two and a half hours of show, it was way too long. So I took a little break, I was reading and recording, I was listening, I was correcting. And you know, when you like a gag, if it doesn't work, you'll try to find a way to do it. But if you don't like it that much and it doesn't work, you'll just call the studio and it's quick.

So that's how I started to pur know the material. I found it really effective. I read it. After that, when I arrived here in Bordel, my first time, I did an hour. It was 85% of the stock that worked right away. I was happy. I stayed in the bookshop, but I arrived more prepared. You'll have to kidnap your neighbors.

But yeah, that's sick, for real. You'll have to kidnap your neighbors. But yeah, that's sick, for real. Because I was going to do a 20 minute comedy star, ok? I get there, all the others in the audience are 5, they do 20 minutes, but they only do 5 minutes of new material in the middle, they make the sandwich in the shit, everyone knows it, you have a good 8 minutes at the beginning, a 5 minute cut to the end, and you end up with a 8 minutes of hard. But I just have the shit, I don't have a bread.

That's all I've ever done. My first night, I did the tabarnak. You're the Sanuichamard version of Keto. Yeah! Not the lucid one! Hey, the first night, I had the tabarnak, Asti have a whole number that fit. I got out of it right, but I I realized I had to find other solutions. But I organized myself, it works. Bravo. Yann, how many questions are left?

I have one for Jérémie. How many are left? It wouldn't be bad the last one. Everyone is calling us, that's what's happening. No, just to be sure. I like to know that it's the last question. So when there's a good laugh, I can do, hey, it was Mike Ward on the radio, instead of just doing... Well, yeah.

So, there you go. Who broke? Who's left? Stay there. The point is... Your face was perfect. I am... I am the Robert De Niro of the food business. I... I wonder how much you're a burlesque.

You're always imagining me opening a door with a chess piece. I'm Jacques Villeret, for real. He's strong, he's an actor. I'm very strong, as you say. In three? Jeremy is looking at me in a way that... If we were in a movie, I was like... I think I'm going to get assassinated.

No, I have the impression that he wants you. Me, your electrochats thing, it fucked him up. I think he wants to try it, he's non-binary. The question for Jérémy, your contract with R.D. is terminated when? And who is it? Oh, hey, did you write the jokes? Before your question, I just bought a fridge from Meuberdé because of you. I found a fridge that I really liked on Costco.com or.co, I don't know what Costco is, but I thought, hey, I'm going to go see Meuberdé, and they had the same model of fridge,

and I delivered it. So, bravo! Excuse me, but that's a bunch of crap! A bunch of crap! Hey, hey, hey! Hey! It's a mic on a sub-school! It would be bad to come here, Domaine!

It's terrible. But me, I bought a dishwasher but... You screwed me? I screwed myself. I made them deliver. But seriously, I think they got it wrong, you bastard. How so? I think they sold me... They delivered a bag!

No! I'm sure they sold me a safe because not one of the two kids is capable of opening it. I'll call them back. Look! It's a nice gang, but it's a nice gang. What did he say? It's a nice gang, but... But... He said it's a nice gang, but fuck off! It's the best one. What did he say? It's a good game.

It's a good game, but fuck off. It's the best game I've ever played. Go. It's a big contract. It's a long-term contract. You have a lot of time left. It would be crazy if it was a small contract. And he's like,

He pays me 149 dollars a year. And there's also someone who wants to know if you're the one who writes the ads. No, it's someone called Film Como, who's an advertising creator. Oh, cool. Bye bye! No, but it's not over yet. You told me earlier, Chris. It's been a while since you last wrote a new one. Oh yeah, about the duration.

Yeah, well, how long has it been? It's the eighth year. Still, it's a nice contract, for real. It's super good, about the duration. How long has it been? It's the 8th year. It's a nice contract for real. It's super good, I love it. You're a real man, I didn't even know it existed before. Yeah, Mumber D, we... We didn't know... It started, they had 5 stores,

they have 36 stores now. It's huge. And every time we go into a member day, we say, Oh yeah, that's true, we're still reading about the decoration. Well yeah. I just want to imagine doing the split on the sectional. It's the only piece. It's the people's brand even.

It means it's a good price and... Well, good price, a good stock. Are you happy with your stock? I'm so happy. They delivered it too. They delivered it. It's the best fridge I've ever had. I'm so fed up with the tabarnak.

It's a electric fridge, Chris. A nice, well-fed fridge. Nack! But it's sure you have an electric fridge, you and Chris! A nice, damn cool fridge! You're making a good ad! Hey, you, when you pass by the walls of the world, you're like, what the hell is this? I'm always in the shit. Hey! Yann, are we done with this or do you sure about that? We have one last question.

I'll try to find some for you. A question that's also a bit of a mess. Oh, there's one more question, Mike. Do Mike's beautiful daughters listen to their underlings? Oh! Are you sure they don't? I hope they don't! I hope they don't. For real. I hope they don't hope not! I hope not, for real.

How old are they? They're 10 and 11. 11 and 12. It would be nice to fuck them right now. They're adorable. But I don't know, so I don't listen. So, Anne...

Wait a minute, I have another question. If you had to buy a car and keep it for the rest of your life, what would it be? Ferrari 458. Oh, you're a bitch. It's the best car in the universe. Ferrari 458? In winter? No, it's the best car in the universe.

No, I said, no, I didn't say that. Not in winter, but to keep best car in the universe. No, I said no, I didn't read that! Not in the universe, but to keep it! To collect it! Because it's the latest Ferrari atmospheric V8. It's going to get an incredible value and it's a sick car. Atmospheric V8? Atmospheric. What's that?

It's not turbo. You don't have a compressor, you don't have a turbo. It's a natural power supply. Just the engine that builds its power. The engine has no help. You talk as if you had a dog in your past, since you were like, hey, I'm going to explain you Bitcoin. And that was Mike Ward's under listening ladies and gentlemen! Thank you so much everybody!

Thank you so much! Go see Jeremie Hachot! Go see José Hachot! Come see me at Hachot! Thank you everybody! I want my badge on the best gag ever! Oh yeah, we're not gonna... We're not gonna do it. But... Thanks for watching!