Mike Ward Sous Écoute - #518 - Pépé & sa guitare et Maxime Gervais

Episode Date: March 3, 2025

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In direct from the Bordel Comedy Club Montreal, here is Mike Ward, under listening! Thank you everyone, good evening! Welcome to Mike Ward, under listening for those who listen for the Under-Ear for those who listen. For the Patreons, for those who listen live, it's the last podcast before the month without alcohol. I have, that's it, so those who want to do the month without alcohol, they have to wait, what date is it, Yann? We are the 26th of August, ok, they have to take 5 days. 5 days to drink and then... It's the first year, Yann, that I can't wait to drink. It's funny.

You know you can't drink when you want to? I don't think so. That... I think it's the media. The woke. It's media, the woke. It's because of the woke. The woke made you believe that you don't have to drink every day. But...

I'm really looking forward to not drinking. Me, every month, every year, well, every year. It's been three years since I've been doing February without alcohol. And it's been two years since I've been doing February without alcohol for three years, and for two years I've been doing October without alcohol too. But... Three years ago I did February without alcohol, zero alcohol. But the last two years I was drinking during the under-ears. Because I was telling myself, I like that, I like that under-ears with a couple of drinks.

And it feels good to just drink twice a month. But this year, it seems like I don't feel like drinking at all. Yeah. Yeah, that's for sure. I don't know if it's going to be a bad time. When I listen to it, you'll just see me, it's me who's like... I'm not just going to see myself, it's me who's like... Laughter When you do it... It's going to be a good evening, welcome to Mike Ward's

Are you listening, Yann? Do you have any questions? Laughter When you do it, do you see any benefits after the month? Are there things that... Of course I see benefits. At least once? Well, yes. I'm one, I'm less puffy. People think I'm chubby.

I'm not chubby. I'm just bloated. I'm bloated from drinking. If I stop drinking for a year, I weigh 42 liters. That's pretty much it. I'm going to deflate a little. I'm not losing weight from my head, but I'm losing weight from my face. I'm going to have less... I'm going to have less lines... You know, small lines.

I was going to say Asian. I don't really have Asian air, but... I have small eyes. I have small eyes. It looks like I'm fixing myself in the sun. It looks like I'm outside and there's an eclipse. And after three weeks without alcohol, I come back with round eyes. And do you feel it in your attitude?

Do you feel impatient on the first days? No, no. But I realized, and that's the beauty of doing the Me Without Alcohol, I realized that it's not a physical need, it's more like I like to drink. I like to drink, so I'm not really an alcoholic, but I drank as much as the alcoholics. So let's say I would go to the A.A. and listen to their stories. I would say, hey, me too, but... I'm not a loser. I'm here. So that's it. So I'll just take a break.

Hey, Yann, we're going to... I think we could start the podcast. We could, my dear. We'll start it. One of the guests today, I spent the time of the holidays with him. We both had a blast with the drink in Florida. The other is a long-time friend. These two guys I love.

Ladies and gentlemen, here are Maxime Gervais and Pépé Saguitard! Applause Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for being here. Marable! Yeah! So happy! We spent the time of the holidays together. Thank you for being here. Sick! Yeah. So happy. We spent the time of the holidays together. Yeah, we did. It was the second time we did that.

Yeah, did you give yourself the taste of stop drinking? No, no, no. But you know, you gave me the taste of drinking. You're not a guy who wants to... Pepe isn't as fun as that in real life. No, no, no. You're not a guy who gets so drunk in real life. But on holidays, you're never drunk or unpleasant. But you're a guy who drinks a little beer in the morning. And that, on holidays, it comes to me.

That's when I gained your respect. Every morning, I was watching you drink beer and I was like... Me too, but one morning... You know, you can drink a beer in the morning and you're like... You're on vacation! But one morning, I was drinking... I was making eggnog with rum and I was like... Chris, it's eggs!

It's an omelette, basically. I was like... You're never a champion. I'm at Cora's, it looks like... Benedictine eggs. It's a smoothie. I had an eggnog with rum, and I was drinking it, and my girlfriend was like, it's a green one. She was judging me, I liked it, but I felt a little... I was with you in good shape, I was with you.

Your eggnog was excellent. It was good. I'm trying to imagine Mike Ward on Christmas Day. You know what? You could have a Christmas movie that you play your own role. I really like Christmas. I'm a big fan of Christmas. I like seeing people open their presents.

If, let's say, I miss the end when someone opens the present, I'm disappointed. Is that true? Yes, yes, yes. That's a big heart. You're like the Scrooge contract. Exactly. No, no, clearly Mike is someone who likes to give. He likes to give.

It's his love language. Like the perma. Do you know the languages of love? There are five languages of love. Okay. There's one that's giving gifts. And that's your language, Mike. Like Florence and her troll?

Oh yeah. What are the others? I don't remember. No, but there's one that's like... Wait, I want to come back. Laurent, it's his own joke that I don't know much about, but I see a bit of it because of Yann. And are you giving away presents?

Well, it's because... I don't know much about it, but I know that there was a time when Florence... Her thing was that she was looking at the camera and she was saying... Give away presents, give away presents, give away presents, give away presents, give away presents! But you know, it didn't end there. Because I think on TikTok you can give away presents. Ok. And she wanted to be given presents that are galaxies or things.

I don't know that. You can give a galaxy. Would it work? You bitch. No, I think it would not. I don't know. Mike, I could talk to you for hours. You don't?

Oh yes, Jan, well yes. I calculated the salary, Mike. There's not a single paypal that's below 90,000. It's a lot of money. I have no idea. I see they're all partying. So it means, they make... You win $100,000 a year, you live in a block of ABS. So you do, we all renovate except this wall. That, that... To make... Give me money, please. Oh yeah, so it's people who pretend to be poor.

Yeah, exactly. There, they ask for gifts and there some of them become entitled as fuck. They say, hey, I spend my days with you. It's been three hours since I've received a galaxy. The singer who cuts and treats old men, he's really the same. Oh, Danic Bouchard. He cuts you and everything. Oh, Chris Carden, it's nothing. I'm going to kill you and everything! It's not like yesterday. My dad is a accountant at Gris.

My mom told me that there's a guy coming and he needs to get his tax report done. His job is to pay taxes in the streets of Montreal. And he pays taxes? And there was a BMW and a big house in the east of Montreal. And he paid the tax? And he had like a BMW. He had a BMW and a big house in a canton in the east. And he put his work clothes on. He parked his car and put his work clothes on. And he went to his office.

That's crazy. And he was paying. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah. It's crazy. To go to work, you tell your wife, Hey, piss on my coat. Alright.

God, this. But he, technically, is a PME. So, you know, if he declares above 30,000, legally, he has to change his PST, his VQ. No, but it was a matter of the same, he had too much income. So, he arrived, yeah, salary, I have to make a tax report. But where did he get it for the love of God? I don't know, after me, he had a racket, he had some that he got for himself too. Oh yeah, wow, okay, that's it.

He gave a percentage. You know, when you're in the mood to be a boss. Yeah, but... And you have an ambition. I would love to see this guy with the dragon. Who's like, there, there. I know, and he brings his partners. Yeah, that's it. I'm out of nothing. I'm out of nothing.

I'm out of nothing, like the others. Ha ha ha! What are the other four languages of the word? It's a good one. Hey, Boboy, Karen, do you remember them? No. So, give presents, guys.

Yes, that's it. Give presents. No, but gifts to the gang. Give gifts. No, it's the word. Touching, touching. Touching, the word, the gifts. Organizing activities. Or doing something for the person. Let's say making food is not really a gift, but it's a gift.

I make food, but I don't make gifts. You make good food. I make really good food because I don't make gifts, so I don't make presents. Yeah. No, but you make good food. I make really good food because I don't make presents, so I don't have a choice. But, no, but for real, I'm bad at presents because, basically, as soon as I think of something that would please someone I like, I don't wait for his party, and anyway, I'm not good at the dates, so I buy it right away. But now, when I go to his party, I always feel bad because I don't know what else to do, so I stop with my guide and play a ton. Oh, that's good. I have them, the five of them. I'm always bad because I don't know what to do with others. So I end up with Maguette and Juneta.

I have them, the five of them. OK, in your eyes, there are five languages of love. There is one that is doubtful. There is the valorizing word. That's good. That's well said, Yann. Well done, Mike. I think you were good, Mike, to congratulate Yann.

The moments of quality. Hey, that's good right now. The gifts. The gifts. The services made. And the last one is the physical touch. The physical touch. Well, that's for sure. That's what you said was doubtful, Yann.

You, you... You're crossing yourself between friends. Hey, good luck! Yeah, good luck my baby! Good luck! You're crossing yourself in X! You're stuck in X! Touching... Me and my friend Jake, he's a guy who's built...

And every time I see him, I'm like... Pepe, you're like... You make me want to be... I don't mean to touch, because it's going to hurt... You want me to touch you? No, I think you're a coward that makes you want to hit you. I'm able to take it. Well, we can...

It's like in 2025, you know, we want to touch you. It sounds sexual assault. That's it. No, but... We should go back to, hey, you can touch the shoulder without being an aggressor. That's true. Did you feel I was an aggressor?

The world is too easy for me. I love the world. We know each other. You have a boss that I feel comfortable with. He's like a footballer boss but he's not trained. Oh, no. That's not true.

You're doing sports in him. You have a boss who plays in the NFL, but he hasn't been on strike for two years. I have the head of Rick Flair. My two brothers play football. I come from a family of farmers, on my mother's side. I could have a braids like Pepe, on your head. It's made in Quebec, it's made in Sorel, if you want. I'm going to do a vlog.

Ok, everyone said I was doing too many vlogs. No, no, we're doing a vlog. It's made in Sorel. It's divine attached and it's cool. They're beautiful. Yeah, and they have a lot of them. There are smaller ones, the bigger ones. Yeah, that suits you.

I like that. Let's go. Hey, that's fine. I like that. Let's go. Hey, let's go. I'm starting to understand your love language. Yeah, that was my love language for 10 years. Three men who say, I love you in their own way, on stage. Yeah, bromance. You know, I think...

You know, I'm pretty comfortable saying to a friend that I love him. But it was... it's recent. And you don't touch him, he said to me. No, I didn't say that. Either you touch him or you say that you love him. Yes, but I think I've already told you that I loved you, but I've never touched you. Never both at the same time. Never both at the same time.

But it's true. I love both of them at the same time. My friend Jake Dion often tells me, I love you, and I say, alright, see you soon! I really have a blockage. I say I love you to my blonde, and he's the only person I say I love. You could answer like Serge Gainsbourg in his tune, I love you, me neither.

He answers, me neither, but it seems he doesn't notice. He he says it so loudly with his cigarette voice, Me neither. So people don't hide it, but I love you. Me neither. It's not nice. I wouldn't drink a beer with Serge Gainsbourg. No.

It's a shame we're dead. I love you. Sorry, that was free. I love you. It's a good sentence to say to someone while they're leaving, and they push you in the ass with your foot. You know, like, Dekalis. I love you too, Dekalis.

Me too! Yeah! Special, special this turn. Anyway. You shot... Big Max! Big Max! Big Max!

Big Max! I think I said it last time you came, but do you like it when I say I like your videos where you rank the things for the ladies? Yes, that's it. I started to do rankings on TikTok, you know, you rank 10 things. And then it turned out I did it,

but I did it with false nails or lipstick. I realized that it was a new public opening up to me, which is that of women I had never managed to join before. So I started to call them the ladies. We have a little relationship. There is a magic that operates. I do rankings for them. I learned that since I did it for a long time,

my rankings last 10 minutes. And I learned that it's the perfect time for their makeup routine, their night routine. So often they listen to me, they go to the dentist. And it seems like it's the required time. How did you learn that it's the perfect time? They told me. The ladies themselves told me. Okay, so they told you in the comments?

Yes, yes. And what would make me happy is that there are guys who write like, we are guys too, and I say, but you can be a lady too. As long as you have the vibe of, we chill together. You have the right to take care of yourself too when you listen to me. Yes, yes, think about the dental care too. But I didn't understand, you do the exact time for them to have the time to go to the dentist. The maximum of the video is 10 minutes, and I always go to the maximum. Do you have your blonde out of the frame who's going through the dentist?

Perfect, we're done. No, I do that alone, and it's a privileged moment for me and the ladies. I say hi. I say hi to everyone. Is religion of myself and the ladies. I'm saluting. I salute everyone. Is your blonde jealous of the ladies? I don't think so. Are you jealous? No, I'm not a lady. She's not jealous. She's not a lady.

She's the one who says it. It would be crazy if you... Since there are guys who are jealous, you call them ladyboys. Hey, ladyboys! Bravo! Did you say it's good? This one's for my ladyboys. Wow! The ladyboys!

Hey, it's good! You like things for ladyboys! It's good. for the lady boys. Oh wow. C'est bon. C'est bon. C'est bon. Ferme gorge là-dessus. Let's go. Je finis ma tournée, dans le fond, j'ai fini ce été, en juillet,

et j'ai encore bien du fun. Là, je l'avais pas fait dans le temps des fêtes, et je l'ai fait à l'Assomption, vendredi dernier, et c'était une nesse petite trip, I didn't do it during the holidays, I did it on Asomption last Friday, and it was a great trip, and I still have a lot of fun doing it. The show, it's like... It's like at the beginning of the show, I take the world by the hand, and I'm like, I'm in myself.

The more it goes, the more the show is weird, the more it slips, the more it happens, and you know, what happens at the end. It's really an experience. Do you already have ideas for the next show? Yes, I'm writing it. Ok. That's it. You see, I, at the beginning, as I said at the beginning of the show, I'm in the same.

We get to the point. And I noticed that anyway, the audience in the room, they want the absurd. They want something radical, intense, absurd. So what I'm writing is really like more intense in two questions. When you're writing your new show, do you have a joke that you just want to integrate into your, let's call it, the old show just to give you a refresh? Or does it make you wait for it to finish and then make your new one? I don't modify it that much. There are moments like in the pros,

targeted in the pros in the show, so it seems like that's where I have fun. But let's say, I'm talking about my current show, it's getting so thick that it seems like I can't have fun doing it. I have to go see it before you stop. How long are you going to do it? We're going to do your plug. I don't remember the dates and everything, but maximegervet.com, everything is there. And that's it, there are really moments of pure stupidity. And to write the next one, you've been with Epic Book for so long that you were writing a show every month for a while. So when you write, let's say for the next one,

do you write the whole show before you start writing? That's what I'm doing right now, because it doesn't work on the side. the show complet, avant de commencer à roder ou comment? Là, c'est ça que je suis en train de faire, ouais. Parce que t'sais, ça se rodent pas dans les bars, là. OK. Ben, il y a des moments que je peux aller roder que j'essaie, ouais, d'intégrer dans des numéros que je fais dans les bars, mais sinon... Fait que toi, il va falloir... Je te jure, le prochain, il va être intense, débile, là, t'sais. OK. Fait que pour vrai, je viendrais le faire ici, je pense qu'il y aurait pas un rire, là.

Ah, ouais? Ben, c'est pas sorti de sa bulle, hein. Des fois, ça veut plus rien dire, là. I don't know if you're fans of Weezer. A little bit, but I don't know much about music. I don't know much about music. I don't know much about music. I don't know much about music. I don't know much about music. I don't know much about music. I don't know much about music. I don't know much about music.

I don't know much about music. I don't know much about music. I don't know much about music. I don't know much about music., there's a band of music. Let's say the first album, it's like... I think of Weezer. I don't know if you're fans of Weezer. A little bit, but I don't know much about that. I have the album Blue and a few others, but I don't have all the albums. The album Blue is super pop, it's their first super pop album, super catchy. And then they came back a few years later with Pinkerton, which is like a hard-to to access, deconstructed, but it seems like I have a little bit of this syndrome of... I'm like, well, next time it's going to be...

I don't know, the weird exploration work. But I assume it, and I think it's going to be really fun. Yeah, and you're doing a good job doing that. You have to get out of that zone. I spread myself out without really realizing it, but I'm happy with the distance from having done it, because it makes you feel your birth again and you enjoy it more. Instead of asking yourself, do you prevent me from going elsewhere?

What was that you were doing? Was it your second album that you thought you went to? To go too far? I think my second album is where I found my sound without realizing it. Which was Fa Que Que Chose? Yes, Fait Que Que Chose, I'm the one who makes the instruments, it's almost all acoustic. Except that I wanted to make a double album. I wanted to make rock versions, acoustic versions of my tunes.

It was a big project, we finally got to a chalet, there were electricity problems, it was a mess. We weren't able to do anything with electricity, no drums, no electric guitar, so I did some shit. It's like if life really told you, do it acoustic. Yeah, you're not the one who's thinking, but I didn't listen to it because after that, this album was good, so I went out and there was You, You, There, which is one of my first hits on it. And there's people who know that, hey man, You, You, There, yeah cool. So no, but it had! It really marked a generation. It was number one on Music Plus when they were passing music.

And... It's not happening anymore. I like that you insult a post that doesn't exist anymore. You insult Mike's shows. It's hot. It's hot. It's my fault. Did you go to this PatGroupe show?

Yeah, well, that's where we met. PatGroupe, Louis-Joseph and I were like, Get out of here, you bastard! No, but that's it. And I released this album and I signed my first album. And for the first time, I had means. So I went to a real studio in Montreal. I hired a drummer, bassist and many collaborators.

I made an album that was good, but it was like good rock. Was it 100% real? It was less noticeable. I know them! There were two good tunes that were tough. There was Bob et Bob and Un Café un Bat. Both big tunes. Yes, big tunes. It made the album pass.

But the others didn't stand out as much. It took me a couple of albums. In fact, it's Karine, my wife and manager, who told me, stop making music to impress your father and make the little baby his guitar. It's real in that way. Yes, it's real. Do you know when you said that? It's her language of love.

Stop impressing your father! She was right. There was a side of me who tried to... My father is a guy from Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Queen and the big bros. When she said that, is it the kind of sentence that you do right away? Because yes, it makes sense. I'm going to divorce myself. But is it the kind of sentence that you do right away?

You go to the bathroom, you do the tabarnak, and it takes you three days to do it. What is that? I'm not going to take my father, tabarnak! You can't impress my father! He touched me a couple of times and then... Well, Karine... Karine could have said more. I remember that it really pissed me off. But I did it for your own good.

It's tough love, huh? It's tough love, but I was like, wow! And we had just moved into our new house. And I went down to my new studio. And cried. And cried. I composed and made my own album. It was like...

Just sad tunes. It was really depressing. Don't listen to this album. It's about a guy who doesn't want to go up anymore. He wants to stay in the basement. It's like my Pinkerton. In the shadow of my father. Far from my wife.

There's a netoun, that's why I didn't put the gun in the basement. Or a chance, I didn't put the gun in the basement. Imagine. You wake up one morning and it's like, Hey, Pepe, it's fucked up. Imagine how Karine would feel. Imagine you say, I love him, I think it will help him. You give him a kiss and you just wait for him to go down the stairs and...

You're like, oh, you bastard, oh, you guy. You're a con man! You're not real, you're saving yourself! You're saving yourself and you hope that someone else will discover the corpse. You pretend to discover it, guys. And he calls you, Hey! No! My baby! My baby!

Was he on the second floor or in the basement? Well, let's see! I would never guess that. And that's the conversation with our little boy. Let your guy discover you. Hey, Félix, are you ready? You came back from school. Oh yeah, you saw dad. I apologize. Hi Félix. No, it's dark humor.

Knowing Karine, when she told you that, it really came from a love story. I don't think it was to make you laugh. No, it was to make you laugh. And it's clearly because she believed in me. She said, you're breaking your head too much. Just do some pepé. Go to the cave.

Do some good stunts and it will work. Because my rooms, when I met Karine, my rooms weren't empty. Sometimes it was half full. It was never embarrassing. But it wasn't full like before. And as soon as I released the album I did in my basement, the rooms started to be full because I think people were like, Hey, the real Peépé is back. Pépé Lepieux is back.

It was true. Pépé Lepieux, did it bother you? Well, I liked Pépé Lepieux. I found him very funny. I know he's wrong. I know he's really not nice. But when I was a kid, you can't judge the little 6-year-old Philip. 6-year-old Philip found it funny a little bit. Just because it's a word that rapes people, we judge it.

He doesn't rape. He tries, but he's not capable. And you know that when he brainstorms, not only is he an aggressor, but he made him a Frenchman. Yes, that's it. And he was like, OK, we have a Mexican character, it will take us a Frenchman. He's going to rape us. What are the French? All rapists.

Yes, that's it. He rapes cats. And what else? And what else? He stinks. OK, that rapists. Yes! They rape cats. And what else? They stink. Ok, we'll put a little bandaid muppet and a few cats' farts.

I didn't know that it was French, but I listened to it in French. And in French, it was Italian. But in English, it was French. And with a name, Pépé de Pio, you know, de Pio means... Yeah, but in French, it wasn't to push. But Pépé, it's zero French.

Are there words made in France? There are no words made in France, and there's no Pépé either. But in France, they say Pépé to say grandparents. Hey, Pépé! So Pépé, you fucked up the cats! That's it. Because I don't know, but Pepe was like 82 years old. But you know, at that time, all the cartoons... Was that from the other cartoons?

Yes, the Ganga Pugs. You know, there was Speedy Gonzalez, who was just a Mexican, was fast. And he was a little bit... He was a little bit... There was nothing... The others are not problematic. It's okay. If you look for them, you'll find them. For who? There's no pants.

I find that more problematic than a word that's a little bit colorless. You know, a nasty guy who's beating the shit out of him, who's walking around, who's peeing... He needs to organize Bugs' birthday! He's just realized he's peeing and he's peeing! He's like... Always ready to suck that shit. Where were we? Where were we? How did we get there?

Your third album. Pepe is back, that's it. Pepe is back. Third album. Yeah, so I have 10 albums. So my fourth... But no, but do you judge that you've made it in your career? I think I found my cross-country beat. In the sense that I don't see how I'm going to get bored.

Never of this job. I have a full head full of projects. I'm better than ever at Git. I write better too, with Karine too. She helps me refine my texts. I don't see the end. I see a super beautiful life. I hope it's going to be tough for you for a long time, because I feel it's going to be really time because I feel it will be fun. I think that's where I'm at. I never had that much fun.

I always had fun at my job, but a show of pee is fun for her. Do you feel it? Do you feel it? Because the way you play is like a sport. You're an athlete and you feel that you need to be more careful. Like a 24-year-old hockey player, he can get stuck, he can brush. And a hockey player at 40, he's like, OK, I'm going to go see the physio. Yes, yes. No, but for real, I'm 47 years old. And at 37, I had my quarantine crisis. I realized that I wasn't in good shape. I didn't really realize it. Le Monde told me after the shows.

After the shows, I was going to meet Le Monde. And Le Monde said, Pépé, you look tired. Pépé, you don't look in shape. And when you have three or four, every night you say that, you get a lot of energy. That's after a show. It's in them. Oh, Chris, you don't look in shape.

The first one, you say, no, no, it's okay. Then the third one you're like, yeah, yeah. So one year I go home and I weigh myself, and I weighed 255. So I'm going to see Carine. See, you didn't tell me I was fat, because her love language was... It's her strength, right? No, but she says, yeah, but I find you beautiful and I love you, and let's see why. And, no, but it's true, I was lucky, she was tripping on me. I was singing that she thought I was beautiful, but clearly I wasn't in shape.

So in two years, in any case, to try to do this short, but in two years I lost 40 pounds, and it's been ten years that I've been keeping up. And in the first two years, I met David Darnay, who played for the Canadiens for seven years. We became friends for a couple of years. He invited me to his games, he came to our house, I went to his house. And one day he told me, you're lucky, you have your skating, you train with you. You can play when you want. I train, I train, and I hope to play two minutes in the ice. You can play when you want. It made me feel like an athlete. But for real, it's been my mindset for 10 years

that I'm paid to give a good show. I'm not paid to make people worry about my health. They say, hey, daddy is tired. I go to the gym, I do my exercises. As if I was an athlete, as if I was paid for it, and in a moment, I follow it. There's nothing sadder than, you know, Michel went to see, Michel was doing Genesis,

and he had been to see, I don't know if it was Genesis, or just Phil Collins, but the last show. Hey, my knee is bothering you. No, no, no. I had asked Michel, because he had been with Daniel, I had asked Michel what it was like. And then Michel said, no, no, no, it's okay. And I felt that he was talking to me like someone who had been victim of something. So I had asked Daniel and he was like, Asti, it was sad.

We saw Phil Collins, we saw that he wasn't well, that he shouldn't be there, Asti wasn't able to do that, but you felt like the producer who pushed him to do that, or maybe he pushed himself to do that, but you don't want your audience to come and see you, and they start by saying, poor him. It's very sad, poor him. It's very sacred, a poor him. Renaud, the singer Renaud.

I have some chums who went to see him at his last tour and that's it. My father comes back like, I'm happy to be there because I love him, but at the same time I hurt him all along. It's not fun. It's a funny name for the last album, the last tour, poor him. Poor him. It has to stop. That's it. It's not even Pauvre Moi, it's Pauvre Lui. The guy doesn't even have the courage, that's it. And you end the show, you go to Panam Toun, you unplug your guitar, you're just walking around. And then people cry afterwards.

I'm fascinated by a guy who did hip-hop for years. He was his big heroine, not others. He's still in your heart. Unbelievable. At the Rockfest, it must be five years ago, but if it was already 93 years ago, it was already one years old, he was 5 years old. He arrived, it was 1 am. He was naked like a pig.

He was cold. Everyone was wearing cotton socks. Everyone was cold. It was the evening. He arrived in Beden. He was all cramped. He was doing his hits. It had nothing to do with it. I was reading his book and I was like, I don't know, I'd like to do that.

We can see his penis in it. I stopped before. Is that to show me? Look, it's not the same! I stopped reading it because it seemed like I was getting it less and less. What was it? It's like the author was really But, no, but, you know, there are a lot of books, I read a lot of books about his music, but that's it. That book, I was like, ok, I didn't like the angle. The bassist of the Ramones, Dee Dee Ramones. I liked that book. Oh yeah, but they don't talk about music, they just talk about...

I went to get my hero in Toulouse-Pont-à-Boston, that's just the book. Except that it's him who talks about about him. So it's correct. While he's an author, it seems like he's trying to glorify or make it more romantic. All the sides that made this guy not be able to be happy in his life until he was 70. Like, he looks good now, but he was 20 years old. He was a bad guy. You make me want to write... We always have the idea that the artist should be bad to produce good stock. I don't believe that.

You're like David Lynch who just died. It doesn't change anything. You can be bad to make good stock, but it's not because you're bad that you make good stock. It's because you worked for it. to work for. Hey! But it's true, sometimes when things are going well, you don't want to work, you know? Because things are going well and you move away, but when things are going bad, you don't have a girlfriend, you don't have any friends, well, she's going to write tons.

But at the same time, while you're writing tons and playing the guitar, you're doing well. It's true. It's the positive. But sometimes when you're hungry and you stop working and you want to enjoy your hunger and you escape it, anyway. I don't know if I'm wrong with that. Hey, how are you guys? We're back, guys. We're back.

Have a good evening! Hey! Oh! Hey! Hey shorty! It's your birthday! Speaking of someone who's not doing well, have you seen Billy Ray Cyrus? Oh yeah. Singed. Oh my God. Have you seen that Ray Cyrus singing? Oh my God! Did you see that, Pepe? That's the father of Miley? He was singing Achey Breaky Heart, and he was also singing the song Te Old Town Road, which was just a little bit,

but he sang during the inauguration day in Trump's hotel, and he decided to do a cappella, the tune, which is not his tune, he just does the chorus, and the way he sings instead of singing is like... A bit like Renault, basically. But it was... You're in the public mic! I don't know. It's hard to say. Everyone is like that. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You're not capable. Either the voice at the age where you're not capable of playing well, but you're going to

moll because that's what I do. I don't know. It's hard to say. Everyone is disappointed. As long as you're not there, I hope I'll have a nice environment that will make me realize because as long as you find that... I think Karine will... Karine is there.

But you know, I mean... She'll say, your father is impressed. Mike, Mike, you're going to be okay with me. No, I mean... Now your father is impressed. Mike, you have to agree with me. Now... No, but Mike, do you agree that... He's laughing. You know, as long as it's fun, why stop? But you know, him, you see, it wasn't fun.

You know, I... Before, I was always like... I didn't understand the artists who were taking their recipes. And even today, I don't understand. But he didn't... It seems like he should just accept that. If he needs money, and if he doesn't accept that gig, he won't eat.

I have a theory. It could be that you're at home, and you're bored, and you say, I'm bored, it would be fun. And then you think it's going to be fun. And then you're too old, and you go on stage, and you just want to go to bed. That's a bit... We're jazzing.

I would like that, but that's it. I don't understand what went through my head. Me being him, I would have said, Chris, I'm old, I'm a millionaire. I should go home. Sometimes I think about it. My tour is going well, but I don't drive on the road. I live in an apartment, it's a small 3.5.

Oh, the BMO ads, it must be paying. Come on! Well, yes, but it's linked to the fact that I have a fucking shanghao mood. So, you know, I see it as if I'm subsidizing myself with the ads to do something weirdo. Honestly, it's going well. But sometimes I tell myself, hey, I don't know if I'll be able to retire. I'm like, what's going to be my old age? Well, my plan is to keep it fun so I don't want to quit. And then I die and it's still fun.

Well, but do you have a plan? Is that your plan, your mom? Yeah, my plan is really, as long as it's fun, I'll keep going. And as long as I'm capable, it's like I never thought, you know, I was always thinking, okay, one day I won't be able to do it,

but I'll do it, and I'll be borderline sad, you know? I'll just arrive, I'm not going to move, but I'm going to do my little jokes. My next guest. And then, Chris, but the podcast for real, technically, I could make him sleep in a hospital bed. A little bit of a snitch. Instead of taking the drinks, I'm taking a little pill to... ...to give you more.

But I never thought that if my brain is affected, let's say the dementia, that we'll probably end up with more because of dementia than our body. And then one day I thought, Chris, one day I won't be able to do jokes anymore. I'm going to go on stage and I'll be like... I don't know what to say. I'm going to move forward on what Mike?

If one day you're a little... Let's say you become senile or you know... flat head, I'm still going to come to your podcast. Okay. And I'm going to ask you the same... the same question... I'm going to be there, podcast anyway. Ok. And I'm going to ask you the same question 900 times. And it's going to be all the time, who are you?

You know, the woodpeckers, on the road. Imagine, you're in a hospital bed and you have a screen with your eye that says, it's the saddest podcast in the world. I like to believe that our job makes us work our memory. We should be a little older than average. I like to think that too, but I think I like to think that. Because, you know, look, Bruce Willis, his job was to learn texts, he spent his days reading...

Stop talking about that. Hey, we're sad here. No, no, no. That would be sick. Hey! I don't want to talk. The podcast of Bruce Willis is good in Tabarnak. It's just him who...

It's called Shoe-o. Imagine. It's him who cries in his basement. You're right. You have to enjoy it. Cheers, my friends. Enjoy it. We have to enjoy it while it's going. Cheers my friends, let's enjoy it. Cheers everyone. Because there's justine. You, are you more afraid of losing your brain or your body?

I thought you were saying your hair. I think I have more... Hey, it's a crisis. Losing your head, it must be... What's the thing that's holding you body if you don't have your head? What do you feel... No, it's true. You're right. I'd rather have my head... Stephen King, in interviews, was always asked what he was most afraid of.

When he was young, he said, I'm the werewolves or whatever. One year, he really thought about it and his answer at that time was, the eishimer. And I was like, good answer. Yeah. Lysheimer, I think... That's trash, what are we talking about? I think that doing our job, it prevents us from forgetting things. What do you think about that?

But I think... But I think Lysheimer, the worst end, is the beginning. I don't want to live the beginning of Alzheimer's, but once you're all in, and you don't know who you are, and you're just happy, or maybe sad, but you won't remember in two minutes that you're sad.

When I was conscious, I was at the hospital, I was doing a... I was passing the sink and the mop in the corridor and there was... It was a good joke. Yeah. There was a man, he was always in a chair, but with a tablet so he wouldn't save himself. He was like a pawn there, basically. And he was always in the corridor. And he was looking and he wasn't there anymore. And he was always telling me, look at the sound, and he was looking, and he wasn't there anymore. He was always telling me,

Boy, boy, come here. I'm cutting branches in my tree. I lost my foot, and I fell in that chair. Ha ha ha! God yes! Always the same story? No, it was always different. But it's always something...

Yeah, it was always I was doing something and then I found myself in... It was like it was the beginning of all the guys that come to the emergency room with something in their ass. And then I was pretending to check and I was like No, I don't have the right tool. And I was like, no, I don't have the right tool. And he was like, ah, nevermind. He was a heartbreaker.

Wow. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, his favorite life is the one that doesn't exist. Yeah, the one where there was a beautiful tree with beautiful pink branches. I was doing my job and it was going well. Hey, can you help me? I'm in my chair. I fell in the chair. What are the chances that the chair... I lost my tree.

...of contention is under the tree. It's a funny zone. Should I have asked you? No sir, it has no sense. It has no sense. It's just a tree tree. Hey, where's the tree? Yeah.

Hello? Hello? It has no scent. It's like a tree's scent. Hey, where's the tree? Yeah, yeah. Hello? Hello? A tree's scent. The ceiling is coming. The ceiling is a tree. It's so innocent. Really, you're going to get the others? Hey, repeat what you said.

Listen, listen to what this idiot is going to say! It's so ridiculous! And he doesn't even remember it! Well, I'll keep going to the mop. That's a loser. I've already done a show at... It's called Robert Giffard, it's not the same anymore. Oh yes, in Quebec, Lausille from Quebec. Yes, exactly. And we don't say it in Lausille anymore. If we say Robert Giffard, we shouldn't say Lausille.

But why? It means, if it's not Robert Giffard, it means Robert Giffard is a finger. Oh thank you, thank you Guillaume. Did you, did you get cancelled by Robert Giffard. Oh, thank you. Thank you, Guillaume. Did you get cancelled by Robert Giffard? I think so. I think they put the world out. It's not going well, really. But for a couple of years, that's it. I was doing a free show for the world over there. And...

For the patients. For the patients. Yeah, yeah, it was a really nice experience. It's going to be sick. It must have been crazy. It was crazy. There was a lady who had been in her chair for years. And there was no one watching her. And she was about to stand up to dance. And everyone was like, hey, it's a miracle!

It's a miracle! She had a heart attack! Oh my God! Oh my God! It's a miracle! I'm going to make my heart go wild! Ouch, ouch, ouch! It's not a miracle! It was a miracle, finally. What's the word you use when you play in front of... I don't know how to call them.

The patients. The beneficiaries. You're right, the beneficiaries. The pockers. The beneficiaries. They applaud at the end of the rounds. Yes, but really, I felt really appreciated. There's a lady who gets up from her chair, but she was able to walk. But it's still going to be difficult.

She really took all her chances to get into the microphone. She had to measure 4 feet 4. She took my microphone, she got down, she laughed, she said, excuse me, I just have to say something. And then she took the microphone, hey, and she even put it in the microphone. Hey, do you feel good? He's better than Elvis!

And the world, it's really, it's true! I was like, damn, I never felt that big in my life. And I say that with a lot of respect. My reputation was really good. You think so? It's very respectful. Yes, it's very well said. You think so?

Did she talk about Elvis Presley or Costello? Elvis Toyko. He's better than Elvis Toyko! I had my jeans with holes. I jump on the Fred McCain. Was it him who did that? Yeah, he was the one who did the jeans pattern.

So Robert Gifford closed... I don't think you're going to say Robert Gilles. No, no. Robert Gilles too. But... So where are people going No, no. But Robert Gilet too. Yeah, he's cancer too. So where are people going with problems? In the streets. Yeah, it's going well in Quebec.

Since we're talking about old people, I discovered a few years ago that I have a magnetism with old ladies. I was talking about it with my friend Joe Carm. I'm sure with your Claude Cress jump sometimes. No, but even... I remember I said to Joe Carm, I think that Pepe too should have the same type of magnetism with older women. Do you like older women?

No, but... Of course I do. And do you know why I like it? Everyone loves me! I don't know what... Because we remind them of their husbands when they were young. Well, that speaks of that. Karine, her grandmother, Fleur, she said I was going to her job. There you go!

I must not let her leave me alone with her. That's what I'm saying! I must not let her leave me alone with her. Hi Fleur, if I ever hear that. You're the moustache. Yeah. And the glasses. You can't leave me alone with that! That's what I'm saying! You can't leave me alone with that! Hi Flor, if you've never heard of that! You're the moustache, and the glasses, what's he? Well, the little look, a little rockabilly. Oh yeah, it's true that I can make you think of the 50's Mrs. Marie.

The little Flor in the back pocket, you just made the change of city. But until... My little madam... Until you tell me that, yeah, yeah. I remember... You know, the old men say that. I remember a lady who came to see me and said, Hey, you make me go to my husband, he left, and yeah, yeah. But you know, I forget.

But now you remind me. The magnetism. No, yeah, it was a beautiful moment. Yeah, yeah. You know everything. Yeah, yeah. And the old ladies, are they going to your show? Or are they just going to cruise you? There are old ladies go to your show where they just...

There are old ladies who came to see my show at Quaticook and they left on the third number. Ok! Unfortunately. But you know, they were members of the room. Ok. Yeah. You think they were from Sept-

They were subscribers. Yeah, subscribers. Or maybe they didn't like their husband. Who made... He was like, no, no! No! It's a It's a It's a It's a It's a It's a

It's a It's a It's a It's a I don't remember which tour, but at that time I don't give tickets anymore. There's no pre-sale for the subscribers. For the old ladies? No, but just the subscribers. Because all the rooms usually have the first tickets for their subscribers. So the first four rows are all subscribers that don't like you.

So I'd rather have my world in front of me, and the subscribers afterwards. I don't mind having subscribers in the 8th row. You know, we were talking about Bruce Springsteen, who buys his first 1000 VIP tickets in front of him, and he gives them to people who have tickets in the back. That's so cool! That's so cool!

Good move. Yes, because... because Christy... Hey, I'm going to talk about this. VIP sections in festivals. You know, we've heard that when you pay 500$ to be close to the stage, what you want the most is that the toilets are close and that the bar is easily accessible. And you don't want to have it on your back back because you went to eat in a good restaurant, you drank too much wine.

So you can't have pressure on your back to give all the energy that an artist needs on stage. The only flaw of this section is that half of the stage is old. Excuse me, I'm talking. The only flaw of this section is that the musicians' estates are close and they make a lot of noise. So you can't change. Yeah, that's what's wrong.

No, but I was listening to a Primus show a while ago on YouTube. That was my band. And you know, one day he sits on the stage and he looks at the world. There are three people who are sitting, you know. And one day he says to them, he says nothing, he looks at them like, are you guys okay? Yeah, you're fine, okay, yeah. And then he day he says to them, he says nothing. Finally, they look at him like, are you okay guys? Yeah, you're fine, okay, yeah.

And then they go out to the world, they trip. And then they look at the guys, yeah, it's okay, yeah. But he never says the problem. And then one day they end up getting up. And then he says, hey, welcome to the gang. I'm like 65 years old, all of a sudden you're 24, get up your ass. Otherwise, go. You know, it's okay. Me too, when I'm going to have, that's what he says. Me too, when, go! It's okay, I also when I go see...

That's what he says, I also when I go see things, I like to be seated. But I sit in the back. Anyway, it was my... Oh sorry, I got carried away. No, it's okay, it's good. That's really... And especially because of the audience, it's really the festival's ticket sellers.

You know, like Kendrick Lamar, he had a hit at the summer festival of Quebec a couple of years festival. You know, like Kendrick Lamar had had a bad time at the summer festival in Quebec a couple of years ago because the VIP section was people who didn't like rap. So it's just people who are there. It could have been anyone. Mr. Kimpolo. Yeah, yeah, they drink their drink. It breaks. He's like, oh yeah, hey.

It's fucked up. He's good at rhymes. You're on stage. You're on stage. You have thousands of people who... Who destroy life. And then you get up and you have people who are... Yeah.

Yeah. It's... It's... I've never experienced that, I'll tell you. But... OK. But... But...

You'll see. You'll see. And that, it must be exactly... Let's say when you do a show, let's say for a show of words, if there are 1000 people who laugh, but there's one who doesn't laugh, you just want the one who doesn't laugh.

So when you're on the same stage, even if there are 80,000 people who ruin their lives, and there are 20 who are like, ha ha ha, and they show themselves in pictures. You just have to see them. Well, you have to try to disconnect, but it's the first thing you see. So you have to play on the side. That's it. But at the same time, that's what explains it.

I say, look, it's because when you're sitting, you don't want to look through there. But through there, there are lots of people who would like that I look at them. But it's you who don't want to look through everything there, that there are a lot of people who would like to see them. But you're the ones who don't want to see them. There are like 2000 people watching. It's been a year since they showed where the crowd was. And you were going back. No, but I'm telling myself, you're all sitting here. Don't be...

...ordinary. The real fans are behind you. Hey, the crowd in the back! There they are! The real fans are behind you. The crowd is at the back! We're at the back! Chantal Benassiz. A big lack of respect. The VIPs. She takes us for her kiss.

You disgust me. But in the time... In the time, the Gallage de Suphoré was that. The first five rows were VIPs, and then it was the real audience. The first time you held a gala, they said, look at the world from the 10th row, you'll have fun. But in the first rows, the tickets were like 35-40$. And the VIPs were 500$. Even back then, I'm talking about the late 90s, early 2000s, it was 500$. Did I say 5,000$?

No, you said 500$. Yeah, it was 500$. 500$, even today it's expensive, but 30 years ago, it didn't make any fucking sense. So it was just companies, and you could see the world, they just wanted to see you in Radio Can. So that's why after every joke, they filmed the world in front of them, who were just happy to be on TV. Yeah.

Injustice! Sorry. Hey! Are you better? You do music shows. Yeah, I've been on a band. What was better? Oh my God, it's really

two different experiences. But right now, music is like... I'm 40 years old soon. And it seems in my head, if I want to live it, Music is like... I'm 40 soon. And it's like in my head, if I want to live... Before the parties, we made a show with the band La Trois Rivières in Zénob. I know Zénob. It's tiny. It was jam packed. I was singing and the crowd grabbed me and they just came with the band.

I was in the pit and I was like, damn, it's intense. It's physically intense. There's no stage. At the end of the day, there's no stage. You're on the floor with the crowd. You can come with the others, it's easy. It was crazy.

I never... You know, in humor, it's rare that the audience grabs you to bring you to a pit. And where they grab you, it's not fun. Yeah, that's it. It's really in humor. You know, oh yeah, it's going to end well. I'm going to be dragged somewhere. It's cool.

They do a jam session every last Friday of the month. And sometimes, you know, Brain LaBeouf, who gets there, you have a lot of Steve Hill, Dume La Roche, the Vyvoid bassist. Ok, ok, ok. Is the buffalo in Trois-Rivières? It's in the corner of Trois-Rivières. I don't remember exactly which city it is. Do you remember where Amour lives?

He's talking to Yann. No, but he lives close. He's like Hachet who lives 35 minutes from us because he came twice and he said, hey, it's next door, I'm coming. You're chum, you and Breit, sorry, I didn't want to... Well, yeah, yeah, well, it sounds like a big brag, but yeah, well, in the end, he came to our place twice to do a Twitch and I jammed with him at the end hub and we get along well because we live for music.

We're going to say to him, humor is fun, but music... No, it's not true. It was easy, but it's not true. That's why I'm so... But Mike, I'm such a fan of humor. I consume it a lot and I have a great respect for the job. Even though you told me you thought thinking of trying to do a... The Gang Show. The Gang Show. I'm still thinking about it, but my manager doesn't want to.

She thinks it's going to be the end of my career. Again to impress your father. It's perfect. I love it. It would be crazy if your father, all these idols, were from the Montreux-Gone show. Cédric Bergeron. Guillaume Lampron. All these idols. I think it's because I'm a fan of the show. I listen to a lot of sub-listeners.

You listen to a lot of sub-listeners? I listen to a lot of sub-listeners. I listen to a lot of sub-listeners. I listen to a lot of sub-listeners. I listen to a lot of stand-up music. I listen to a lot of stand-up music. I listen to a lot of gang shows. I listen to a lot of stand-up music. You suggested me some good ones. You made me discover Mike Berberglia, Neil Brennan, Nate Bergati recently. That was funny. I had a lot of fun. When you suggest, it's the same thing for music,

if you suggest someone you love to a friend, you hope they like it because you don't want them to say, yeah, special. So he tells me, hey, do you have someone to suggest to us, an American again? And I said, Nate Barghati, he's funny in Chris. So I said that and he was like, I'm going to listen to that. I'm going to sleep.

And he was on the balcony and he was listening with his headphones on. And I just heard... He laughed a lot, a lot. Everything was there. And I was like... Oh yes! There was also Reno 911 that made me laugh.

Oh yes! Did you ever see Reno 911? I've listened to a few episodes. It's been around for 20 years. But they started doing it again. New ones? Yes, new ones for Roku. You know, the Roku TV shows.

Yes, I have that. So it's free on Roku, the new season of Reno 911. And it's all the humor that doesn't age well, but it doesn't age so well that it's more hilarious. Everything is funny. I liked that. I saw a sketch, it wasn't the one I showed you. I watched a couple of them.

There's one of the policemen, it starts, and there's a guy, he's just... There's a face, and he's like... And he's a police officer, and they go, Yeah, that's it, he was one of our policemen, and last time he had a little accident. And I pulled him in the head, without doing it on purpose. And then his family wanted to bring us to court,

and the way we managed to counter that, is that we hired him. So then, then after he doesn't try, he tries to eat everything. They're like, here we have an animal, since it's going to help him, it's going to flatter the animal. And then he flatters the cat and they're like, back, back, and then he's like, after he does... They're like, stop eating the cat, stop! It doesn't make any sense. It's like a remake, it's like a parody of the show Bad Boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's it, the show Cops, so it's cameras. It's a bit The Office, Mrs. Polizzo. It's a fake documentary. Yeah, yeah. It's The Office, a version of Redman. There's one, one year it's the party at one of the police. And then he goes to surprise him. So he got to their house and everyone was like, surprise! And he, by reflex, got one of them. But everyone was like, oh, okay, we're going to call the ambulance. But everyone was like,

no one is really messing around. It's just really funny. It's really funny. Hey, Lawrence, we listened to... Tom Green made a documentary on his career. Why? Is it good? Well, at the beginning of the editing, it's weird, but one year I was there, it's incredible. He had a camera and he was peeing in the street. Wait, is it a documentary on Tom Green or is it Tom Green making a documentary? He made a documentary on him on his career. It's on Tom Green, but it's him who films and he makes it.

At the beginning of the documentary, he says,'s having fun with his mom, and he's like, it's fucking weird to make your own documentary. You have to like it. He likes it a lot. I like Tom Green a lot. Excuse me, go on. His career is in Hollywood films, and in the early 2000s, he started doing things on the web. He was doing his talk show on the web, blah blah blah. And then, he named the year and I was like, Christ, it's like the year where the first

listening started, with laptops. I was like, man, Mike was doing exactly that, but in Quebec. Except that he was from their home. Did you live there? Well, I was going to do it at your place. You're talking about his friend. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you're right. No, no, it's true, it's true. But you're talking about his podcast. Yes, that's true. You're right.

You're talking about his podcast, where he's there with his phone, and he receives phones from all over the world. It's cool to watch that. I remember watching it and even doing it, like the first ones listening, it was, we saw that

technology made it possible And even to do, like the first ones under listening, it was, we saw that ASTI, technology, makes us a TV station. There was something, you know, let's say, the young could never understand. But there we were like, ASTI, before there were gatekeepers, and now ASTI, if I have a Vimeo account, people will see me. Yeah, it's crazy, you know? Yeah, it's democratized. It's always double-edged sword, some people say, hey, there are too many offers, but at the same time, it's cool not to be dependent on big companies to try to live their lives.

Tom Green speaks French well. Yes, hello! For a while, you know, his... Tom Green speaks French. For sure. For a while... He speaks French. He's from Ottawa. He's from Ottawa, but his father is a soldier. He lived in Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu for a while because of the base. He lived in Quebec because of Valcartier. When I met him, there were a lot of references.

Like Blue Night. You see he was a teenager when he was here. Because it's Blue Night and Mitsu. And he knew Bonjour La Police. He was like, Bonjour La Police. I love this one. He liked the soft porn and the whole word. He liked the soft porn and Bruno Laudry. When I was a teenager, I was on Tom Green's shows. They were things, they walked on the street with a cut cow head.

It was really fucked up, next level. It was close to Jackass too. Jackass stole so much from Tom Green. There are a lot of things that were done directly in front of us. It's not Jackass who stole from Tom Green, but it's Bam Margera who is a total rip-off of Tom Green. He would have gotten engaged... Was it MTV? Yeah, it's MTV. His first job, MTV, he went into the meeting office, he got down on his table,

and he was like, I want a job, I want a job! Like a little, little, little child, barely 13, 14 years old. And then someone said, man, that guy, he wants so much job, we're going to try him. And finally, he always had a job afterwards. But he had... You know, the first season of his MTV show,

it was a lot of sketches that had been filmed at the TV station in Ottawa. And Pat Groot was at the same station. You know, Ottawa, you want a bilingual city. So the local station, it's half English, half French. You know, like there's a video that's really a classic. You know, there was, during the night, was it during the night or during his parents? No, it was during the night. He had taken the cart to his father, and he had painted two women eating anoune on the hood.

The Slotmobile. The Slotmobile. Hey, that's good. He had parked it and hid it in the trash. And now you see his dad coming. Yeah, his dad. But imagine, he did that for the TV community. Yeah, no budget.

No budget, so he must have had a commandit, but let's say it cost 200$, it had to be 200$. It's a lot for him. Mike, you talk about TV as an author, you're a guy from Quebec, do you remember Telecom 9, Phil Acteur Cola? Yeah, that was good. You know, he was doing sketches, it was funny. Yeah, really. And he had zero budget.

They did that with the science class at the CEGEP. I think it's all because of the world. The realization was really well done. Yes, yes. It was before the Chick'n's Well. It was a bit at the same time that you didn't't adjust your dryer, I think, or just before, it was in that period. After the end of the world is at 7 o'clock. I remember it was in the 80s, 90s.

It was not the same time that the chicks... You know, they were, I think, in Télé-Québec, and they had one in Télé... So I mixed them up. No, no, no, but... That's it, it's the actor that we found actors that are on TV Quebec, like 10 years later... But before that, he was on TV Communautaire in Quebec. Before, I didn't know that. It was good TV Quebec, but it was more like Artsy, which is fine, but...

You didn't have to say it in English. I don't know why. I went 10 days in Floride with my buddy, and if I speak English... It was very artsy like whatever. Like whatever. You know. My neighbor is also in English immersion. We always speak English with her in the evenings.

Really? Yes, really. We have music parties and we speak English all night. She has a big accent and it's really charming and funny. Hi Julie, if you like it. It's true that she's in English and she has a big accent. It's really charming and funny. Hi Julie, if you've ever heard of it. Does it make you immerse in English? I don't know. I like it.

Ding dong, hello! Hello! I'm learning to speak English. I'd say... I'm an immersion in English. Her chum is starting to get a lot of tan. Hi Clément. What was I saying? His chum is starting to get a little bit Yeah, that's it. When they were working at Télé-Québec, it was good, but it wasn't funny anymore. It was just beautiful, it was good, it was intriguing, it was interesting, I listened to them all. Télé-Québec left everything.

Télécom 9 was just funny. There was no limit. Yeah, because, you know, sometimes constraints bring more creativity, and it brings things. Sometimes when you have the budget, it's fun, but finally... Check out Bye Bye. Hey, we're stopping, we're changing the subject. Ok, here we go! I apologize for saying that. I apologize.

I'm not in a good mood, I have the right. Ok, I'm stopping, I apologize. We have to do Bye Bye together. And that's what I wanted to say. Hey, it's your turn! Hey Mike, hey Yann, do you have any questions? No, I'm not going to answer that. Yann, you know, the bye bye, I love the idea of the bye bye, but for real, I think I've

never liked a bye bye since I was a little kid, but every year I'm nostalgic, I'm like, oh, it's going to be fun, it's going to be fun, and every year I'm like, oh, it's going to be fun. Last year, last year I had a little role in Bye Bye. You were excellent, you were excellent, you were my best. Thank you, I'm a little bit of a dick, but... What did you play in Bye Bye? It was a parody of Oppenheimer.

I was a man in the 50s who was like... I was taking my wife in my arms because it was the end of the world. It was the bomb that exploded. But eventually it was the website of the SAQ. I didn't write it, did I? I was a young man in the 50's, as I said, I remember the husband of... Hey Mike, I'm sorry. Hey Mike, so...

What about your next show? Yeah! Yeah, what about it? I don't think there's anything to do with Bye Bye. For real... I regret it even more. For real, because this is the first year I listen to even more. No, no, but... For real, because this year is the first year I listen to the evening completely. And in Direct de l'Univers, it's sad that it was good.

It's... you know, it's very expensive. They even put a little bit of fun. Jean-René Dufarce is always good. And the bye bye every year, I would say, you're a jerk, you wasted the money. What is this? For real, lower my taxes. No!

Rocky Bells Ears never missed the bye bye. They should leave it to Rocky Bells Ears. For real, but we're all nostalgic, we're like, it was good, RBO, it wasn't good. It wasn't good. There hasn't been a good bye bye since La Poune. I'd like the bye bye from Yam. It's Yann Thériault who does the bye bye.

It's him and some little talkers. And some porn stars. For real, what's the deal with... Yann... What's the deal with no budget? It would be better. That's what I'm telling you. It brings me back to what he says because I often say it too. What I miss about the bye bye is the cheap side.

You were right when you said that. You know, like us, we liked Jean-René Dufort when he did a sketch with Marc Labrèche. It wasn't just because it was cheap, but when you don't have a budget, you don't have the choice to be funny for real. But when you have a set of makeup, you can sit on it and you don't have to force yourself. In the information, they put faces on the old Cleopatra movie. It's really thick, but it's really effective. For real, that's it.

Sorry, Yann, I cut you off. No, no, we say the same thing. We get along. We get along. You're the same. We're connected. Alright. What do you want us to talk about? For example, you and Bye Bye, it was last year?

Yes, but I did the same thing last year. Once, I was hitting a wall with the SAQ and I was next to Marc Messier. You were doing a sketch with the SAQ? No, the SAQ, but the SAQ was closed. And I was like, let's go back! So you did a sketch of the S.A.Q. A sketch of the S.A.A.Q. Do you hope they'll open a S.A.A.A.Q. Oh, you're like... Maybe I'll cross my fingers for the S.Q. I'd like to see that.

Maybe the S.Q. That would be sick. One year ago, I did... Asti, what was it? It was like... I was like, I'm going to go to the S.A.A.Q. I was like, I'm going to the ice-skate would be sick. Another day I did... Asti, what was it? It was like the zombie show, what was it called?

Walking Dead. But I just remembered I was a zombie with the other logo and Real Bossy from 19-2. And another day, that was it. For real, it shouldn't be good if you don't remember. You know, you were playing... you were playing in the bye-bye. You should remember that, you know? No, I figured you out, man! He works a lot, Max. He's busy.

There was once, the first time, I remember, it was a sketch. He was doing the Olympics, but for immigrants who want to come to Quebec. It was like a relay race, and it was like mothers... ...who were, let's say, veiled. I think the relay was a baby. It must have been well-developed, that sketch. No, that's it. I was like, wow!

The title of the sketch was Ethnic people running. It was supposed to be like the immigrants' Olympics. I was there. Were you an immigrant? No, I was in the 4th... I was in the 4th floor. I was a doorman.

I was doing an obstacle that had to be jumped over. It's a good gag, that's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did that. Hey, Yann, do you have any questions? Yeah, we can go see. Simon Olivier Fecteau wants to know... The Nazi salute.

Wait, I don't know. Sorry, I had an idea for a sketch for Bye Bye next year. Simon always makes Facebook posts. And as soon as he clicks on publish, he apologizes. A second later, he should make a sketch on this. It would allow him to make a number on the protesters, pro-Palestinians. He could talk about all the topics that touched him. That's why it's bad. Bye bye. He doesn't talk about what happened for real.

I would like to do it next year. But he should consult you. If he did something, he could have talked about Trump who got pulled out, a million things. Are these outings of Simon Olivier, effectively, for an hour and a half? No, but it's just a sketch. He's the one who does it. We're not afraid to tell the truth. And then, hey, excuse me. I don't have... I don't realize I did that.

And then, sexuos are exuos, sexuos are exuos, sexuos are exuos, sexuos are exuos. He's getting into his head. And then, the new director comes and starts the podcast. Not the podcast, the bye-bye. I'm going to go and start the podcast. Not the podcast, the bye bye. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Clap on it. Why not?

Yann, question. Yes, excuse me. No problem. Question for Max, can you tell us your common story where you slept in a show? Oh, how ridiculous. Can you tell us your story of a town where you slept in a show? Oh, that's funny! It looks interesting.

Yes, ok. Oh my God. I was on tour, and I was with my sound technician, who was at the time, Guillaume Saint-Cyr, that I say hi to. And the first part was Léa Strelitsky. So we went on tour. The first hotel we slept in, I had insomnia, I didn't sleep at night. We woke up the next morning, I was like the same. Did you do it because of the hotel? Guilla was grumbling.

Ok. We went in a tent. I said, I'm really tired, I'd like to sleep warm. We'll go to our hotel right away. If the room is done, I's go to our hotel right now. And if the room is done, I'll go to bed and I'll do the show. So we arrived and I was like, hey, I think it's here.

I checked my GPS and I was like, no, it's not there, it's further away. And we drive, we drive, we drive, we leave the city where I play. And we're like in the ground. And I was like, OK, it looks like it looks cool, but it's not really an entrance. So we turn around. And we arrive on a kind of... ...earth. Have you seen Once Upon a Time in Hollywood?

Yeah. You know when Brad Pitt goes with... ...the ranch of Charles Manson? The ranch of Charles Manson? It has this feeling. There's like a bus abandoned. Wait, is it a B&B or a motel? Well, I don't understand.

You don't even know. Okay, let's go with the flow. There's an abandoned bus. There's like a cabin in a rusty tow. But there's a big house. So I'm like, well, I think we're going to... Are there guys on our feet? There's nobody at the moment. And I was with Léa Strelisky and Guillaume...

Did you say, go home first? So we go home and it's too early. There's a woman who comes to see me. They're doing the dishes, there's cleaning, there's a baby walking on the ground. Clearly we're in the middle of something. I'm like, yeah, hi, we're staying. And she was super happy we were there. She was super sweet.

And she said, yeah, that's it. Technically, at this time of year, we're not really open. So she said, we're doing an exception. I'm not doing that, but at night, it's going to be really cold. So you're saying that the heating isn't open? Well, I don't know.

I didn't ask the question. And she said, that's it, your rooms aren't ready. Did you know the winter? It was spring-ish. But you can't leave the heating in your room? That's what happens. You check in and then you leave the heating and you're going to do the show. Spring-ish, what is it?

I don't remember. But it was cold at night. So that's it. She said to us, your rooms are not ready. So my sleeping plan is falling apart. And she brought us in and it's not a room, it's like a big dormitory. It's huge.

It's a big dormitory. And I was like, ok, well... Ok, it's going to be that. Wait, a dormitory with super-posed beds and... No, no, it's small beds, but there are like 20 of them. Yeah, big, like a huge garden garden in the back. So I was like, ok. And then she said, hey, don't do it.

She said, well, come in the evening, you'll have the place for yourself. There will be no one else. She said, there, don't do it. She said, you know, in the evening, even if you come, you're going to have the place for yourself. There will be no one else. She said, there's people living around. But you know, here it's like the kitchen, it's the living room, it's everything. But in the evening, the place is yours. OK, so it's cold, but you can party. Like. So I'm like, well, you know. And I'm like in the mood, hey, if I sleep well, everything is cool.

So we're going to do the show. I still haven't slept. I do the show, I go out, we have a beer, blah blah blah. We come back, I'm burned, burned, burned. The emergency battery is out, there's no more juice in it. So I park, we go back in place, there's no one there, so I'm not happy. We go to the dormitory hangar. And then I say, I'm going to take a shower. I'm disgusted, so I go back down. Bathroom.

Did you have hot water? There was hot water. OK. Nice little bathroom. I'm super happy. I wash myself, I'm naked, you know. And then... Like a nice...

Thank you, Mr. A nice man from the 60s. So then... You rub the bath well poiled. The bath well-welcome. But then I get out of the shower. really hard. Exactly. The dap was welcome. But then I get out of the shower and I walk back in, and I'm like, fuck, there's no napkin. And then I look under the wall, there are napkins hanging,

but then I'm like, I'm not going to... And then I hear Léa and Guilla jostling in the room next door. And then I just say, Hey, do you have napkins? And then I hear Lé just say, Hey, do you have a napkin? And I hear Lea say, Uh, yes, one minute. And she leaves. And I hear her come back.

So she says, I'm going to drop her off. And I say, no, no. I open the door, I take out my arm. And while taking the napkin, I say, I'm naked. And I bring my arm back, I close the door. I follow. And I go out in boxer. And while opening the door, I open the door and there in front of me, sitting, there's a young man and a young woman of like 18 years old, let's say.

So I say hi. And then I go back up to our dorm and in my time I say... Oh no... Oh no no no no no. So I run. What? Are you tired because they heard you say I'm naked? Well, I'm going to... wait. That's funny. I'm going to see Léa and I'm like, Léa...

Is it you who brought me the napkin? And she's like, what are you talking about? No! And I'm like, the napkin... No no! No! It's not Léa who answered you, basically. I said, the waitress, she said, I have no idea what you're talking about, and then I collapsed. I was lying on the floor, and then she was like, what's going on?

And then I was like, oh no. Léa, in your head, do you have a little... No, well, she has a little... I'm exaggerating for the gag, little accent? No, she has a little accent. I'm exaggerating for the gag. But yeah, she has a little accent. So I'm like, oh fuck, I'm explaining the situation. And then I realize, basically, it's a young 18-year-old girl. I'm like, hey, did you see the other girls? Uh, yeah. She comes, I take out my arm.

I take the shirt and I'm like, I'm naked. That's what happened. I didn't sleep for 48 hours. I was like, I have to go downstairs and apologize. At 40 years old. So I went downstairs and there was this young girl and I said, I apologize. I thought you were my friend Léa. And I said, I'm naked, I apologize.

And she replied, well, she said, I really didn't find you embarrassed. But at the same time, I said, well, it looks like you're a comedian. You know what that is, huh? You know what comedians are, Mike. And then... Yeah, and then the night was fucking cold and we left at like 5 a.m. The sun was rising and I was like, hey, let's take off.

Oh, fuck. Yeah, it was... I'm naked, and you know... It was like just the culmination... It was really the end where I said to myself, I have to go and apologize. And then it was too much. You're tired of being... That's for me, yes.

Don't think I'm tired of you saying, I'm naked. He was trying to save his career. That's not true. It's been a while since I got semi-violet by a girl... No, but it was a party with a friend, let's say. And there was a girl, she was clearly not satisfied with her boyfriend.

And... Me, my boyfriend is just a brain, he's just a brain too. I got married with a brain, and a brain wrote me, it's one just a brain. I married a brain, and a brain, but Chris is just a brain. I understood, but I didn't catch what she was trying to say. She wanted a big nose with a nice bat. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. So...

Yeah, so now I'm going to piss in the shape of a bush. And... The big Chris the Bat in Pépin. Calm down, calm down. With his little big heart. That's it, you were hitting me with your hands. Oh yeah. The Pépin is peeing. Ah!

No, but I'm peeing in the back of the bus. Okay, shouldn't you count that? Okay, I'm going to stop. No, it doesn't interest anyone. No, no, no. It interests everyone. It interests everyone except for that girl. I'm done peeing.

I'm going to go and the girl is there. I'm going to go and the girl is there. I'm going to go and the girl is there. I'm going to go and the girl is there. I'm going to go and the girl is there. I'm going to go and the girl is there. I'm going to go and the girl is there. I'm going to go and the girl is there. No, it doesn't interest anyone. It interests everyone except that girl. I finished pissing, I went back and the girl is there, she sits on my lap and she puts her butt down and... She sucks your ass full of piss. Or you know... No, no, you shook her, but...

Yeah, I just shook her. There's still... it a little bit wet. There's some piss. There's not much, but there's too much to put in your mouth. And it's not everyone who's as dangerous as you, Mike. How much of a guy was it just a brain that didn't notice that its little dick was going to suck asses behind trees? Maybe it's been a long time.

Yeah, it's been a very long time. It's been a long time. It's been like 20 years. It's been a long time. It's been a long time. It's been a long time. It's been a long time. It's been a long time. It's been a long time. It's been a long time. It's been a long time. It was already sick that she was screaming, it's the same as when we met!

And you, once Pepe is going to pee, Karine is going to laugh. Am I done with my story? I wouldn't punch harder than that. No, but I'm not sure. She wouldn't punch harder than that. No, but... She didn't finish it. You didn't come, that's what you mean. I wasn't well. I was very drunk. So you knew that Panaquo was dead.

But I think I was pissing 11 seconds ago. I wasn't well. I was really very... Did you shake your ass? No, I finished tightening everything. He was tightening? Yes, I was about to leave. She unpacked it.

Did you have a seizure? No, it really didn't feel good. I was not feeling well at the time. The girl didn't feel well. Did you say? Yes, one day I hit her on the head. You hit her? You, one year I did like... I hit him on the shoulder. You hit him? Oh!

You're a huge penis. I'm sorry, but thank you, thank you for your generosity. It's really funny, but we're going to stop this. And yeah, I stopped this and I went to bed. But one year I was sleeping and then it hit me on the shoulder again. And the girl was on her knees. Her boyfriend went to bed with her in his room and she was full of remorse. And then she got up and she was on her knees on the floor. Oh no! Oh no! Well no! Oh no! Well no! I thought she was going to kill you.

I thought she was going to kill you. I thought she was going to kill you. I thought she was going to kill you. I thought she was going to kill you. I thought she was going to kill you. I thought she was going to kill you. I thought she was going to kill you. I thought she was going to kill you.

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I thought she was going to kill you. I thought she was going to kill you. I thought she was going to kill you. I thought she was going to kill you. I thought she was going to kill you. I thought she was going to kill you. I thought she was going to kill you. I'm still traumatized. Is this the first time you're telling this story? Well, like, publicly, yeah. Like, Karine, did you know about this story? No! Oh! Hey, the worst part is that at that moment, your father would have been proud of you.

Like... I imagine him doing... my son. I don't know if you're going to tell this story, but I'm sure you are. Like... I imagine him doing... My son. I don't know if... I don't know if my father is proud that I respected him or did something that made me run after him. I think you're getting sucked into a situation.

It's just a sight. No, but I just wanted to be clear. It's a damn anecdote. Welcome to excuse yourself. Are you still with that guy, do you know? I never saw him again after. I don't even know who he is, I don't even know his name. Oh. Yeah. Ok.

So, here. She just appeared. Not his name. Yeah, it was in the environment of the party. How do you write? If you recognize yourself, write me. If you recognize yourself. If you recognize yourself, write me! If you recognize yourself... If you recognize me...

No, you don't have to write me, it's ok. Yann, do you have... Do you have... Another question? Hey man! This little story... It has to end. It's not a bad story. Oh, my God! Yeah! We have to stop this. It's a good story.

It's a good story. It's nice. Pepe's verge. Calm down. Pepe the Pew. Instead of Pepe and his guitar, Pepe and his beautiful penis. Because Pépé, they're beautiful penis.

For Pépé, actually... Ok, I just understood the question. There's a guy named Félix, he looks like he's in Europe because he asked three questions. The first one is... For Pépé, do you have a planned tour in Europe? And for Maxime, do you think you'll come to Europe one day? Wait, I didn't hear you, Yann, sorry. He's asking if Maxime thinks he'll go to Europe one day. And to listen, do you think you'll come to Europe one day?

It would be sick if the guy was in Placeville. He's like... But he wants us to go to Europe. He's like, hey, there's cash there. He has potential in there, I want him to go to Europe. I don't know, I don't have anything booked for now, but I realized that a lot of people go to Europe because it's not going well. So they come back to Europe and say, hey, it was cool. And I never needed to do that in 20 years.

But I like it in France. At the same time, it's still art. And it's not paying. But I would like that for the adventure. But I don't want to have a career... At the same time, I don't want to say things too fast, but if it's fun, I'll get on board. If there are doors that open, but honestly, I really like that. I'm really happy in Quebec. I really like...

Exactly, exactly in the same way. Where's your bat? It was so much more interesting. With the pressure... I want to travel again. When you get there, are you bigger? Are you... I'm taking advantage of the time to crash into the plane.

He's like a typhoon. It's the opposite effect. He comes like... He falls and comes out. I shove in my nose like that. Do you have another question, Ian? I don't know what else to say. Do you have another question, Ian? I don't know what else to say. Do you have any shows planned in France?

No, but I'd like to do that. I've been wanting to shoot a show in France, but they didn't understand what I was doing. There were gags, and nothing worked. Oh, yeah? Yeah, there's a lot of... I don't know. It must give you less taste.

When you go somewhere, you're like me, my dream of youth, and what I do to pay my rent. When you go there, he doesn't appreciate anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going back. I was trying to do things a little outside the box, to have fun with the concept, but it didn't work. It seemed like he didn't understand why. I think he was thinking, he's really not good.

But to understand the concept of outside the box, you have to understand the box. If you don't understand the concept, you can't do like, Oh Chris, he's good, he doesn't do the... There's an example, we had a Western, and if you do improv in Quebec, you did 800,000 Westerns. And we're on the bench, he's doing that, and my friend Marlène says, Hey Chuck Bain, I'm going to win the point.

And I was like, okay. And she got up and she was going to do the rolling hayball. But you know, if you do that here, people are going to be like... Like, we saw it. And from there, it was the end. And from there, they were like, whoo! And we won because of that. And I was like, oh yeah, so you know, my kind of joke that comes like...

Like, hey, you're kidding, the concert. I was like, okay, there's comes like......like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, That's why I don't come back anymore. Hey, is it okay if I go pee? I really want to pee and I'm in trouble. I'll answer your question. If we ever ask a question, I'll answer for you. Vick, Vick, Vick! Are you okay? Max, since it's you who's going to pee, it's okay. If it was him, I would be afraid he would get sucked into the toilet. Every time he pisses, I would be scared to be sucked into the toilet. Every time he pisses, I piss fast. Every time you piss, you have to do it. Do it fast.

I really piss fast. Don't wash your hands, come back later. OK, so Yann, question. And anyway, it can even be a question for Max, since he's going to hear from the toilet. There's Milene asking Pepe, can you tell us about your collaboration with Jérôme Casabonne with the song Palmier Quoin?

I like that you say Jérôme Casabonne. It's like he's a latino too. Jérôme Casabonne! He's a guy from the Limoilou. I didn't expect that laugh there, it's perfect. No, but I don't know if it's... Well, I just released a tune. In fact, it allows me to make a nice plug. I did my first production for an artist who is not me, basically.

So he came to our studio. And I helped him with the writing, with Karine, the music, and I made the instruments. It's like a tune from the Caribbean, it's a party tune. It makes you think a little bit... I don't know, it's like a mix of Pepe, the Creole company and Jerome Casabuone. No, but it's really... I don't know what... It's but it's a good tune I just released. Go listen to it. I like it better if you listen to it. It's a palm tree. It's so much better to see. Palm trees are a guy who blows snow.

A snowman. That it blunders. I like that at the beginning you called a snowman a guy who moves snow. Yes, it's... But not far. Yes, but that's it. So it's a snowman that his blonde dreams of going to the South, but he can't because he works here to snow.

So basically, his blonde leaves and there it's... She seems to have a lot of fun without him, basically. So it's like the dilemma of will the couple work out or will I find another blonde who likes it in winter? So go listen to the tune to know the conclusion. But yeah, thank you. I don't know why I have a clap on it.

It's a good tune. Thank you, Yann, for the question. Thank you for the audience too. Yeah, no, no, but since you weren't there, you wanted to leave the coalition. Was it Jérôme's mother who asked the question? It was Milene. It's his mother. No, it's not true.

Nobody came to suck me. It happened to me once in my whole life. How many times did you piss? It's a bit dirty, 50%. It's true that I don't piss that often. Oh boy. Hey boy boy. So, Yann, for Maxime, can you tell us about your counter project?

Oh, come on, man! What are these stupid questions? That's Joe... I'm so pissed off, man. It's coming from a pat in the back. Who do you think is asking that question? I don't know who it is, but I know... The story is that I do the podcast, Everybody Wins, with Joe Carm. And then the other day, day, I don't know, sometimes he hit the bulls,

and then he told me that I was like the Fred Pelerin of Everybody wins, or the Montreal City. And then I was like, I don't do contests, I was like, I do babines. I like to tell stories,

but that's not even my thing. Chris, I have to say that I understand. I'm sorry, but you have an anecdote. I'm sorry, but I have to say that your documentary, your fake documentary of Claude Cress, Daniel Granier listened to it and he was like, I'm crying, even if it's not true. It was supposed to be funny.

He laughed too! We laugh and we cry. You're touching. You're touching and... Yeah, but you know, I'm trying to find an example that could be a could fit with you. It's like you're the Quebec's Lou Béga.

You'd be like, huh? I don't think that's what I'm trying to be. And I'm nothing against Fred Pellerin. I don't even know who Lou Béga is. I don't know, it's turning 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Lou Béga is music for children. Lou Béga is Mambo No. 5. 1, 2, 3, four, five.

Excellent song. Oh fuck off. But then, that's it. And then Joe Carm started saying publicly that I am the urban counter. And that I do urban accounts. And then in my head, it sounds like the bell and the beef. It sounds like me who is like... Once upon a time in Oshlaga-Maison-Neuve, near the Pineuf station, there was a woman who was there.

And I find that the concept of the urban counter is ridiculous. I understand you, but I understand the concept. A woman who could walk on the urban counter, it's all stories of... It was a family in a poor neighborhood, and the rich have returned and can no longer pay their rent. Stop encouraging the urban accountant. I don't want to do that. I find it disgusting. And because of this joker, I receive messages every day. I do shows and people will say, we want an urban accountant. And I'm like, fuck it, I don't do that with an urban account!

I thought that an urban account was like when you're the other guy and you count your stuff. No, no, that's it. It's like, imagine Babine, but like... No, imagine Babine, that's enough. No, but like in the Montreal subway, or in bus 34 or at the Biodome, that's it. Anyway, that's it.

But for real, I think that the way you sell it gives me the taste. Well, it was cool, he wants us to do a show of urban counter. I think that's disgusting. Like, you know, the cooks... In my head, the urban counter sounds like a rebel cook. But even the poster should be like, say you make a show with Fred Pelerin, you're both the same. One against the other, and it's a city against a countryside.

I know I look like Fred Pelerin, but that's not it. A little bit, but still. Have you ever seen him on stage, Fred Pelerin? He's never done anything. No, but he does his stuff and so much the better. Are you the intellectual with the blonde who likes that? Me, Fred Pelerin... I have nothing against Fred Pelerin.

I don't have anything against him. When he sings, I'm not interested in it. It's okay. He doesn't need me. It works well. I don't know if he makes more music. Music is so much fun. To be honest, I saw him in the 20 years at the top of the bag. I was really impressed, I saw him in the table, I wrapped 20 times in the bag, and I was really

shocked. He's strong. I was really shocked. And there's a different kind of nasty. You think he makes music for cash? No, that's it! It's clearly, he doesn't need money anymore, so now he can make music, not expensive, but he does what he loves.

Like, let's say, the millionaire, you know, as long as he keeps doing what he loves, and we feel sad not to make money. I don't remember that either. I didn't even know if it was a discussion from here or before. We'll tell you, Fred Pelerin makes music for the Gat des Pussy's. It's clear.

That's it. Fred Pelerin, Fouki, same name. You're going to have a big tag on Fouki. Fouki... Do you have anything against Fouki? No. It sounds the same. It was a mod to defend myself. Well, I found, when he came here, it was special. When he came here, he said...

Yeah, I found it special. But... But that's it. Yann! No, no, but... Yann, we're going to cut you off. Yann, we're going to cut you off. Yeah, Yann...

Pépé against Fouki. Hey, but what a beat! Fouki, for real. Fouki, Foukiou! No, no, no. Fouki, Foukiou! No, no, no. Fouki, Foukiou! No, no, no. F... Hey, what a B! Hey, fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! So, fuck you!

Name three things you don't like about fuck you. I'm not capable. No, I'm not capable. I really think it's someone who has a high level of suicide, who works hard, who smokes a lot of pot to try to manage it, and I understand him, I smoke quite a lot. So no, but it wouldn't bother me to do a feature PP with Fouki. No, I like Fouki. He's cool, Fouki, but I hope he...

But there's a mayor there. No, but I think I'm worried about him, in fact. Are you serious? Yeah. Why? Well, I have the impression that he's in... Like the struggle... No, we want to see! I think I'm worried about him. Are you serious? Why?

I feel like he's in the struggle. No, we want to see! You're like a plane pilot who gets hit by a lightning bolt and you're like, Oh, he's going to land on his river! Let me go, let me go! We're going to get there! We just closed the engines, we're good. No, no, but Fouki, I have the impression that he is in a management of his popularity, and I hope that it will be placed and that he will continue to keep it fun. In what sense does that mean, management of his popularity?

Well, I have the impression that he is still very, very popular. Yeah, but let's compare it to to J. Scott or Roxanne Bruno. Why does Fouki get hate? Whoa! Do you have hate? No, but... No, but... No, but...

No, but... No, but... No, but... No, but... No, but... No, but... No, but... No, but...

No, but... No, but... No, but... No, but... No, but... No, but... I'm a little bit of a wimp. Okay. I'm getting hot all of a sudden. Don't worry. I think he's going to find his funny fuki, since I know him. He knows how to make a good joke. I don't know his age. I think he's not old. He's on and off,

overconfident and lack of confidence. Fuck my man. That's tough love. My manager is talking., it's going so well, I'm about to kick her ass. Hey, put it there, you're worrying about him! You're worrying about him. I'm worrying about him, I just don't know if it's going well. No, but I just found your call good.

You know, he was talking about his drink and you were like, how did you sell a bottle? And I thought it was funny. Ok, hey, let's continue. How did you sell a bottle? I thought it was funny. Let's forget about Fouki. What do you think? Yann, for real, take off that bottle. We talked about it. Was it that bad, but we'll talk about it tomorrow just to see. Really?

No, no, no. No, but thank you, man. You're crazy. I don't know how to take this. You were so bad. No, no, no. Basically, I think we just have to close it. I'm worried about him. I'm really worried about him. You're a guy, and suddenly everyone knows who you are, and then you have the projector on you, you have no reference on it. It's a message. That's what you were talking about earlier. Leave it there.

No, but for real, that's it. I feel like he's a little twisted. Get him out of there! It's not true. It's not true. I think he's... He seems to be a little bit twisted. Take him off! Take him off! What's going on? He seems to be smoking. It looks like a debate.

It's a debate. I'm the judge. Stop! He said, he was there like, man, I need... He said, listen! Yeah, yeah. It might not be better. Hey man, you're good, you're good.

It's just that he was talking about how much he needs to smoke just to sleep, and I said to myself, Chris, for little, he needs to smoke in his apartment to sleep. But it's possible that he reminds you of the young Pepe. Yeah, maybe that's it. I didn't have a big success when I was young. It was little by little. And I think I like that even. I hope he likes that too.

I hope he gets up in his skin and is happy to be him. Because it looks cool, but sometimes it's cool to be you but you don't realize it. Let's put Dédé Fortin. Oh, fuck you! Dédé Fortin, wait! Let's put Dédé Fortin! Yann, Yann, Yann! I have to go to the bathroom.

Yann, Yann, Yann! Wait, wait, wait! Yann, take out the next gag. Dedé Fortin... Dedé Fortin, his life was fun, except for the last mistake. This one looked more real. No, but it's because you talk about young Pepe. You know, he talks about young Pepe, and you say, when I was young, I thought that Dédé Fortin was the happiest guy to get up in his pool in the morning. Yeah, I get it. And he finally, no.

And Pouki... What is it? Wait, no. But what is he saying? Pouki, he may be less happy than me. I'm worried about him. Okay, we stop. It's the time, but for real, I think we're in the judgement. And we don't know about the deportees. So what makes you say that?

You don't know? Maybe he's happy. There's a bad day. That's the worst thing I've ever heard. Oh, my arm is sore. Oh, my arm is sore. That's the best night of my life. It's probably the last one of my career, but it's a good one. No, no, no.

It's the best day of your life, the opposite sentence that Dédé said. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I got a little bit of a cramp in my foot. Did I just spit on your... You spat on everything. It's like we're picking up the floor at Kurt Cobain's. It's... I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Dédé, Dédé, Dédé, it's for a gun. Yann, take out the last 30 minutes. Yann, Yann, Yann, I've been cutting everything since January 2022. And on top of that, you said, I think a good scandal would help my career. It's a joke. You see that the guy who's been cutting everything, he's been cutting everything. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And then, at the top, he said, I think a good scandal would help my career. It's a joke! You'll be the first to have three scandals. Yann, another question.

Oh yeah? I have an audition tomorrow morning. Why? I'm even... What did he say? For the bye bye. What did he say? For the bye bye.

I don't remember, I just know that my character he goes... I should go there. That, you live on, for real? It's gonna sound like a mischief, but... You can't be stressed out for... You know, when you arrive, you do this, you do that... And they do it the other way around!

So you're like... Hey, it's not a joke, Mike. Two weeks ago, I had aning, and my text was, I have to turn to the camera and say, Seriously? That's it. So I was like, Seriously? And they were like,

Wow. The way you raised your eyebrows, can you do it again? And I was like, well, yeah. So I did it again, like, Seriously? And they were like, No, not like that. Not like that. It's a little too much. They said, can you do it with the other mouse?

I said, I think so. And then I said, seriously? You're the ambidextrous of the mouse. Surprisingly. And then they said, thank you very much. Well, thank you, have a good day. And then I went out and called my manager. I don't really understand what just happened.

And I got it. And then I said, I'm going to go out and call my manager. And then I said, I don't really understand what just happened. And then I got it. And then I said, I'm going to go out and call my manager. And then I said, I'm going to go out and call my manager. And then I said, I'm going to go out and call my manager. And then I said, I'm going to go out and call my manager.

And then I said, I'm going to go out and call my manager. And then I said, I'm going to go out and call my manager. And then I said, I'm going to go out and call my manager. And then I said, I'm going to go out and call my manager. And then I said, I'm going to a good day. I left the room and called my manager. I said, I don't really understand what just happened. And I got it. Ok, but yeah. And then, while we were filming... Wait a second! You got it? Seriously? Seriously?

I'm a fan. While we were filming... I don't even know if I should say this... While we were filming, the director said to me, So, do the scene. And at some point, I'm going to say, Moustache! So you can get up! When she said moustache, that's when you get up.

So I went into the set and I was like, Moustache! That was my day at work. And then it's like, Come on Maxime, more moustache! Did you say that was a pub or? It's a pub. Ok, it's a pub. Because I was imagining the Oscars next year.

next year at the Oscars. Why? Yeah. It's absurd. What an absurd job. Oh yeah, exactly. You say that because you could not give more than a mouse. No, no.

This guy. Hey, I'm sorry. Oh man. Ah! He shamed me even more than the guy from the Stitcheric, the Sousi. He made you a fuki. It's cut. It's going to be cut.

He made you a fuki. I'm going gonna regret this. No, you won't regret it. Yann, how many questions are left? It's fun! How many are left? Two. Just to tell you, Maxime, you're already on Spotted, Synthetic, Caxton, so... I'm not going to lie, there's two left. Two? Okay, perfect.

Just to tell you, Maxime, you're already on Spotted Sint-Ellite Caxton, so... That's not true! Is that true? No, that's not true. It's true, okay. Honestly. Spotted Sint-Ellite Caxton is the baby-yard of the IGA. So, we're going to calm down. These are characters with woolen tits.

Mr. the priest told us that Maxime Gervais had... The question from François, Big Max has done his university in Sherbrooke, in which program? And does he have an anecdote of a student party? Okay. It's in education. Yes, my photo is on the babillard. Yes, in secondary education, in Sherbrooke from 2004 to 2009. You wanted easy life and the big cash of being a teacher in high school.

I remember, at the time, when when I learned that you were a teacher, it seemed like you had arrived in the last few years when it seemed like a fun job. I remember when I was younger, I was like, it seems like fun, Christ, you were off, but at that time, this job, I was like, why would you live with these psychopaths? I admit, it's not a joke. My first years of teaching, before 2010, we were in the teachers' room, and we were laughing, we were partying, and all that. And my last years of teaching, it was really nice. They were eating their macaroni, heated up.

Yeah, yeah. What profession did you switch to? I'm 40 years old and the 12 year old child bullied me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That was it. In high school, I remember the teachers were tough. They were coming in. But we were doing better.

Now it's worse. I have an audition tomorrow. I love your revenge. I'm not there anymore. As if I was always in high school. I'm like, hey ladies! I'm going to the bathroom. I don't know. I don't know. I have the feeling that...

Your children must be in high school. Yeah, but it's certainly not more tough. It's tougher now. It's tougher now. When we were kids, we were afraid of adults. Now, children are not afraid of adults. They film you when you're clean. Yeah, because parents take your side.

In the good old days, it was the adults who filmed the kids. We were afraid of adults. Now kids are not afraid of adults. They film you when you're clean. Yeah, because parents are afraid of adults. In the good old days, it was adults who filmed children. Yann, take this off! It's already cut anyway. No, but in the past, there was like a respect for authority. Let's say I went home, I said, hey, the teacher, he's for authority. You know, I would go home and say, Hey, the teacher isn't cool.

Mom would say, well, he must have a good reason. But at the beginning, you say, Hey, the teacher isn't cool. The teacher calls the school. Hey, the teacher isn't cool. Me, my blonde, she got a call. Which is good and bad, I guess. She got a call and the teacher said,

Yes, your child did this thing. And she said, Oh, okay, I'll talk to him. And the teacher said, It's the first time I have an adult who believes me. And then she told me that. And I was like, oh, damn, what is this life? You have to convince people, I'm right, it's not the 17 year old's fault! No, but it's Karine, our older one, at school. She receives the bulletin, there's a really bad grade, she calls the teacher. She says, yeah, my child has a really bad grade, is there anything I can do?

Is there anything we haven't done? And he's good at defense. And yeah, but I did something wrong, and he's like, your son is not that bad. And I was like, no, no, no. I want to know what I can do to help you. And then, wait, are you saying that you're on my side? And it was the first time in 10 years of career that a parent from his side heard him talk.

So it's fucked up. Cheers to the teachers. Cheers to my colleagues. Cheers to the teachers and take care of yourselves. Cheers to the teachers. Cheers to the teachers. It's funny that we talk about the teachers as if it's an illness. You're strong. Don't worry, you'll get through it.

You'll heal. Yann, last question. Yes, just a moment. I thought you said you had some left. Yes, my page was... Or do you have more? Ok, your page was... For Pepe, it's Felix who asks, can you name two or three bands that you listen to?

It's Felix again! Felix, the French! It's again? No, but is it Felix the Frenchman! It's still... Are you Felix the Frenchman? Yes, I think so. What is he saying? I don't understand anything. What does he want?

I'm listening to Beyrut. What's the question? Three bands that you've been listening to at that time. Three bands that I've been listening to at that time? Who? He wants to know. How many bands do you listen to at this time? Three bands I listen to at this time, boy. Fouki? Fouki? Clament. But, man...

Fouki is good, for example. Fouki makes really good sound. I like that. He makes really good sound. I have nothing against Fouki. No, it sounds... But what do I listening to? No, but it's not my...

What am I listening to? I don't know. I'm listening to Foumanchou, Bloodshot Bill, and Plume la Traverse. That's it. Woohoo! No, no, no, thanks. Thanks for the claps. It wasn't... It wasn't wanted. Plume?

That's all I'm listening to. Yeah, sorry I said plum, but there was nothing after that. Okay, don't say anything against my plum. Don't worry. Have you met Plum before? I went to see him once, but I'm not sure I've met him. It's impressive to meet him. There are some humans who are the same.

I put Yvon in that category. I put Claude Meunier in that category. When you meet them, you're like, Oh, yeah, okay. He marked Quebec with his art. I just got a purple pen. But a pen that doesn't have a tattoo, for example. Plum just told me to go purple. But Plum, you're a real jerk. Not enough to suck you behind a tree.

Plum is smoking a cigarette with Plum. Plum? I'll see him on stage and I'll invite him to my place to have a beer and smoke a little puff. I saw him in the living room and he invited me to his room to get a beer and smoke a little puff. He took me like a dad. I was smoking a cigarette. He said, why are you smoking a cigarette? He was there with his joint and his beer. I said, I'm like a dad. I take a puff of this, I take a gorge of that, I take a puff of that, I take a gorge of that, I take a puff of that, I take a gorge of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a puff of that, I take a sip of that, I have a drink, and you smoke that, it's nothing. And then he apologizes. I apologize, I smoked three packs a day. I just stopped smoking, but I got bored. He's surprised because I'm the same age as his son.

His son tried to make music, and he said he was happy when he found a real job. I asked him how, because he spent all his life comparing himself to me and I didn't want people to compare him to me. But you're doing well, you're doing fine. And listen to me, I'm an old chattel Chris, you continue, you're doing well. And anyway, it's Plume. It's a nice message. Yeah, yeah, it's a big bragg too. You know, Plume, I started listening to him when I was 8 years old. So just being there But that... Yeah, yeah, it's a big bragg too.

You know Plum, I started listening to him when I was 8. So just being there with Mike and you and to be able to say that I'm going with Plum... You're with Max Gervais. It's like... Yeah, yeah. It's like... Yeah, sure. Max, I saw the dream.

For real. The last time I came here, it was with Pat Groose. It was sick. And Max, I think you have your universe, you have your writing, you have your angle of view. I like your sensitivity. I find you funny. And it's my tribute.

Thank you, thank you, Pepe. Max Gervais, please. Thank you, everyone. Max Gervais, we're going to finish the tube. Maxime is going to make us a little number. And... Seriously? Seriously.

We're going to end it here. Thank you so much. Thank you Max. Thank you Yann. Thank you all. If we you, Ian. Thank you all. If we want, we should have done the plug before. But your Twitch is the evening dead. Yes, the evening dead at 8.30 on Twitch.tv.

It's free. Next week, for the Patreons, we receive... This week. Yes, it's true. In two days. In two days, we'll have Stephane Fallu. And we'll also have Mononk Serge, we have Doom La Roche, and maybe Mike Ward will be there. No, no, I'm sure I'll be back.

Well, yeah, yeah. I was already there and I was too drunk. Yeah, but you were great. I never dreamt of you. I tried to play the guitar and I wasn't able to, I was too drunk. It was a great evening. I turned my beer upside down. So that's it, thank you Mike.

And congratulations Mike for what you're doing. Thank you. I love you. I love you. We're going to suck each other behind a tree. While the guys were choosing the table. I'm sucking the pee, ok? On s'en va se sucer en arrière d'un arbre. Yippee! Panneau que des gars étaient légers. C'est moi qui suce Pépé, ok?

Toi tu me suceras moi. Bye bye! Merci tout le monde. Merci tout le monde. You