Mike Ward Sous Écoute - #519 - Guillaume Pineault et Patrick Groulx

Episode Date: March 10, 2025

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Yann Theriot, I saw today, I was scrolling on TikTok and I found one of your live streams on the market. Yes sir, on my treadmill, I was getting in shape. And that's it? So you do that every day? Every day, yes. And you had a smaller tongue. It looks like you've already lost some weight. Can you imagine? Well, I've lost two pounds since... Oh, that's cool!

Two pounds. That's the same thing as my dog. My Yorkshire also lost that. But you, it's not dangerous, I think. Two pounds. So, two pounds and your goal is to lose more weight or do just that because you like it. I want to bend hard, that's all I want. It's just not that.

You just want to walk until to grab your Viagra. That's right. Good luck. Good luck. I want to walk to get my hair tied. It's rare to hear that. It's short autumn and I'm short winter. Okay. Hey, Yann, I wanted to start with a question.

I'm a little bit of a professional. I'm short winter. Okay. Hey, Yann, I wanted to start by asking a favor to the public of Ontario. I have, as you know, we have the World Vodka and this is for the Patreons. You know, starting on Tuesday, Trump said that he was going to have a tariff, tariffs on Canadian products. And then, all the... It started with Doug Ford,

who said, if you do that, there will be no more American alcohol in the LCBO. And so, I was like, Oh, Christ, it's time to go home. The World Vodka, you bastard! So if you're in Ontario, go to your LCBO from your neighborhood and ask them why they don't have the World Vodka. And break some things.

Break, do some robbery. Yes, you're going to spend a couple of days in jail, but the important thing is that the award is going to be 40. Hey, and we have a lot of people listening to us from Ontario, from Toronto, the city of Toronto. I just watched the YouTube stats and there are 100,000 people in Ontario listening, which is still, you know, It's a show from Télé-Québec. Even more than that. It's a show from Télé-Québec in the years people listened to it. What did you say about Toronto? I saw a statistic on iTunes.

There are more people listening to it in Toronto than in Quebec City. Well, on iTunes maybe, but on iTunes you can't listen to podcasts. Well, yes. No, it's Apple Podcasts. So if you listen to it on iTunes, it's because your... It's because your iPod is broken. No, but it must be the statistics of that. Because it's our statistics. Ok, yes, that's true.

Yes, and I was looking and it said that in Toronto there was... Because Michel told me that the other time, he said, did you know that there are more people listening to us in Toronto than in Quebec? And then I looked at the global statistics, Quebec is the second most-listened city and Toronto is the 19th. Oh yeah? So yeah, stop spreading your fake news, you know? You're a coward. You're a bastard. So, Yann,

the request is made for the LCBO. Do the same thing with NB Liquor. Because I saw that everyone followed, everyone followed, and it will come back to normal. So we have like two weeks to get the World Vodka.

I put pressure on him to get it in my little village. Is that true? Oh yes! I went to talk to him and I said I want the World Vodka here. And what did they say? They said, no question sir! No no... Is that true? No no, they said that I wasn't the first one to ask and that he would probably go home tomorrow.

Ok, perfect. Well, that's good. Thank you. Thank you to the Chayon subway station. Well, yeah. That's very nice. Well, hey, Yann, are you ready to start this show? Yes, sir. Perfect, because you must have a rolling pin. No, the guests are so hot that Yann va bander même son tapis roulant. Tellement content d'avoir ces deux gars-là. Je pourrais dire leur CV, leur historique, mais je le ferais même pas, ils sont tellement

hotes, mesdames et messieurs. Voici Guillaume Pinaot and Patrick Gros! How are you doing? Thank you for being here. Oh yeah! Thank you for being here. Thank you for having us. Thank you. I'm so happy. You're getting out of a grip. Yeah.

That's right. Michel wrote to me yesterday. He said, I'm going to be a great actor. I'm going to be a great actor. I'm so happy. You're getting out of a flu. Michel wrote to me yesterday. He said, Pat was sick. And I was like, I'm going to die. But you're not that happy. I thought it would scare you. He asked to be in the middle. He wanted to be sure to be well-prepared.

You're going to have the flu? Yeah. It's done. No, but I started this last Sunday. I was sick. Who's sick, by the way, or has been recently? Yes. Some are embarrassed. But yeah, it was sore throat, sore ears, and all that.

But now I'm at the stage where, you know, you clean your throats. You know, when you do, hum, tomorrow, there's something coming out. It doesn't taste bad, we'll just say. But when you're there, you're more contagious. I don't think so. Me neither, I studied medicine. Exactly. When you're there, you're more contagious.

But last night, I woke up, I was coughing, and I thought, it's well done, the human body. There was a little bike, I I call the little healing bike. And you swallow it straight away, you don't even need to get up. It goes from the lungs to the stomach. Exactly, it's well done. Come on, it's convergence. Hey, thank you.

Thank you, Stéphane. Have you been sick? Well, I have a sore throat. Every time I do shows, I have a sore throat. Hey, merci. Merci, Stéphane. To, t'as-tu été malade, toi? Ben moi, j'ai malade à la gorge, on dirait. Là, là? Toi, fois que je fais des shows, j'ai malade à la gorge. Moi, par exemple, je suis le même, t'sais, comme là, je suis en tournée de Saint-Cy, fait que je suis tout le temps en show. J'ai l'impression que j'ai comme un début de grippe

depuis le mois de septembre. Je suis tout le temps, tout le monde, t'sais, comment j'ai une grippe, je suis comme, moi aussi peut-être, t'sais. Je suis toujours à ça de perdre la voix, maybe. I'm always afraid of losing my voice. It doesn't scare you when you're on stage, it seems like you don't touch the audience, and not because we don't like it, you touch them, we love it.

But you know, I'm a little paranoid, you were on tour, let's say you have four or five shows in a week, you don't want to be sick, you don't want to be on stage. But me, at the start, you know, I'm with Steve, you know, who's been working with you for a long time, my director of the shoot, that there's purel in the pocket. Because I'm the kind of person who holds everyone's hands.

I go in there, I eat chips, nuts, I eat on the spot, and then I'm like, Hey, do you have purel? So, you know, it's surprising that I'm still alive. You went out at the end of your shows? Yes. Yes, that's it. I also go out at the end of my shows, but I...

But you... You're even with the pureal? Do you do that? No, he doesn't do that. But you see, me for example, it's my sixth tour, so there's no one after my shows. But do you sell something? No. That's it, I sell a book, so when people want to buy a book, they go out and...

And you obviously sell hoodies too. No, no, no. Try to plug your little vulnerable hoodie. No, but I'm not even afraid of the guys at the show. We're four in the audience. You don't sell that? If you want it, we'll make others. You should do like 1 out of 20, 2 out of 20.

Like a collection. Oh yeah, yeah, the big collection of G 20. You sell that for 5000$ each. It should work. I thought it was a problem to drag hoodies. I did it with Phil Roy at his first tour. He finished his tour, I think he had like 142 shirts left. That's not true. He sold me in Tabarnand.

There's something funny too. When you finish a shoot, if he wears, let's say, 3,000 T-shirts, and you say, I want to give them somewhere, so that they can be sold. So there, all the homeless people in your neighborhood are at your mercy. GuillaumePineau.com in the back, yes. No, you're still in the crisis. I had a T-shirt, my first shoot was written, I told my psychologist that I would dig squirrels.

Ah! Because of a character who would dig squirrels. So imagine having a bed sheet. In the world, it would be like, at least he's not lying. At least there's a psychologist who followed him. He's got a life. You guys, that's what you know each other pretty well, I think.

Yes. We like each other a lot. Yes. It started in 2000... He's the first guy I sucked on. Really? Not completely. No, not completely.

Just a little bit. Just to say. Well, if it's just that, it's the second. It's the second, yes, it's true. I'm not checking my lips. Just... You still have that, you. More.

No? Just the tip. Oh yes, the garden, we'll talk about it another time. Did you have the flu? Because... I had the tip. Anyway, we'll talk about it another time. Did you have a flu? No. Because... I had a flu. No, I didn't have a flu.

Can you give me a flu? I don't think so. Go see on your phone. Surely you can give... I can give you a flu. Let's say you eat a nun or a kus, a queue. Can you give a flu? Does anyone have a disease? Well, you know... I don't know... Well, yes. Let's say you eat a nun or suck a dick, can you give yourself the flu? From someone sick?

Well, you know, I don't know... Well, yes. If you're... Surely, if the virus is in your mouth... I like that we started to make you more contagious, but can we give ourselves the flu? Imagine if you were to do a cunnilingus... Imagine, your doctor passes the tests and as you know, he catches what? The flu. The flu.

I think you're wearing a little mask here now. Just to bite. So you didn't really know. No, we met on the radio. There was a summer that was... No, no, in red We know each other on the radio. There was an episode that was... What was it? No, no, in red. You did the summer fantasy. Oh yes, yes, yes. Colin, it was there.

Chris, you were at all the episodes. That means you were at RIT, at Roses, at Energies. What was it? You were never at RIT, for example. You had not been at RIT. What was it? I was one year in the morning in red, like in 2012 or 2013. I remember when you were at RIT.

I thought it was RIT. You made me laugh so much in the interview. You said, I was a little bit of a wimp. I was a little bit of a wimp. I was a little bit of a wimp. I was a little bit of a wimp. I was a little bit of a wimp. I was a little bit of a wimp.

I was a little bit of a wimp. I was a little bit of a wimp. I was a little bit of a wimp. I was a little bit of a wimp. I was a little bit the morning in red, like in 2012 or 2013. I remember when you were in red, I thought you were laughing. You made me laugh so much in the interview. You said, in the past, I was a good man and a good woman. And I became a good man. I couldn't apologize. I realized you wanted to do it, but it turned out to be cool. I didn't have time to do it. No, I did it the year before Vero arrives.

It was like... And... Vero. It's all people who laugh with Fantastique. They put Eric, Patrick, Véronique. Oh, that's true. I had never made the link with Carline. It was with Etienne Boulet.

Everyone says, what did you do? It's because we thought of the same anecdote. Etienne Boulet was my co-animator that summer. It was really cool. We had guests, including Guillaume, who came to the show. I was on the set of the show, it was fantastic. Pat was on the set of Brossard. I was playing the next day and I started shooting for the show.

I said to Pat, I could go and play your first game for free. I just want to sell more tickets for tomorrow when I'm there. Pat said yes, and from there he asked me, Hey, do you want to do my first games? And then I went on tour with him for a year and a half. And it was... You've probably already talked about it here in the audience, but there are comedians who sometimes don't like it when the first games are too strong.

And they feel like they're jealous. No, it's not true. I was lucky. That's not it. I took it. Guillaume did a big 3 years. Guillaume was excellent. He was really... Sam Breton did my first game during a boot.

The guys have standings. Before you introduce yourself, party Sam and all that gang. Michel Desrochers, who had his first Peppers games, it was really cool. I was gassed, let's say, in the first game. And we became friends. Guillaume was a nice guy, I like him a lot. Were you at the restaurant with... before the shows? Pat, at the restaurant, he was a nice guy. Well, Christ, you who just didn't eat an thing! Yeah, but wait a minute, Pat, did you put butter in the broccoli? No, take that off.

Oil, are you vegan? Because I'm simple, I eat rice and avocados, but Chris, don't eat at the restaurant. I didn't have the raw rice. It's true, it's avocado's kidney. Chris, he cooks himself after 700 kilos of kidney, and he freezes it. And then he eats it all day, christers, turkey, avocado, turkey, avocado. Sometimes he's in a hurry, but yeah, he's going to put some taste in your food.

It's true that when I train a little bit, I'm going to be in shape for the show, I eat protein, green vegetables, so there's not much. And in restaurants, it's complicated. You ask for broccoli, it comes full of butter, a lot of juice, I don't know what. And then you're on the regime, you make sacrifices all week, so yeah, it's a. You ask for broccoli, and it comes with a lot of butter, a lot of juice, I don't know why.

And then you're on the regime, you make sacrifices all week, so yeah, it's a bit complicated in restaurants. And it's flat that your cheat day is broccoli. It's broccoli. You're like, oh, he's happy. Oh, I hate that. I'm gonna punish you! Yeah, and the turkey, it's a running gag. You know, when I was doing TV shows, I would come in with my blue plate.

And inside, I had my frozen turkey. I would prepare it once a week. But it's good, try it! Try turkey, it's good! It's dry, dry! And a little green vegetable next to it, avocado. Avocado is fat for example. But yeah, it wasn't.

But him, you don't eat much in restaurants. No, but I always manage to get by. I either check the section for children or I'm very... You're very chicken-like. It's chicken fingers. But I'm very chicken, so I'll always line up with the belt or something. Do you ask for croquettes that are in the shape of animals? No!

Or do you want to eat croquettes? I'm capable, I have imagination. I like chicken panettos. I eat hot chicken before a show, I like that. I find that perfect. A little wet bread, white chicken, not the brown chicken, it's as good as spring, it's perfect. A little wet bread, chicken, but not the brown chicken, it's springy, it's not edible. Hey, go see what he does on his social media, he's good. He made an effort, it's sick.

I made a big effort. 30 days? Yes. And what is the most disgusting thing according to you? The heart of a palm tree. Okay. Oh, yeah. The heart of a palm tree, I would fart someone in the throat if they forced me. It's not edible. Heart of a palm tree and tomatoes. The palm hearts. Oh, yeah. The palm hearts, I'd throw someone in the gut and they'd force me to.

It's not edible. The palm hearts and the tomat- It's good! You get it? It's good! Well, she says it. It must be true. And the cherry tomatoes. The cherry tomatoes, when they explode in your mouth, it's like an acidity that's gushing out in the uvula.

And you didn't think about cutting it before? You know, it won't explode? I did that. Ok. Thank you Mike. I tried it with the green raisins, cut in half. I liked the green raisins and the kiwis. That's really what came out of 30 days.

You liked kiwis? Yes. Did you take your hair off? Yes, yes, yes. I liked to slide them in little slices. Oh yeah? And do you have one of those? Well, raisins or kiwis, are they part of your...

No, no. It's not officially included, but let's say there's a log that got stuck in my life and they put it in there, I'll be able to eat it. It must be... let's say your blonde, the first time she brought you to her parents' house, she has to explain everything or you have to go to the restaurant. My blonde is a great cook. Her parents are Portuguese.

So, you know, food is always in abundance. And her mother, we have a beautiful saying, Hey, Guillaume doesn't like this, and he prepared it. She's like, sit down, you don't know. I'm like, no, but I know, Asti, I don't like that. The asparagus are still good, they are soaked like in the weapon of God. I mean, look, I know, I don't like asparagus, they're soaked in God's blood. I'm not able to eat it, it fell in my mouth, they sent me back, I was like, well, try it, and they brought me to the plate.

Hey Finn, but... Do you eat the same? No, I'm just going to put the offers aside. Boo! Boo! Go, Pignot! But my blonde made me put a lot of vegetables in my diet. Okay, put in your diet. Yeah, yeah. There are some little coquins.

Insert, Pat, that's the word. I'm just going to make a parenthesis. You can't put a cherry tomato in a... A parenthesis to all this, because I've been thinking about Etienne Boulet for a while now, and I just want to be honest. I don't want him to listen to you like, Christ, what did they do to me? I thought about that too. It's your first time. Let's say we forget about it.

Everyone will do it. What the hell are we doing? Yeah, it was my first time at the Soda club in 2018. February 2019. Listen, Etienne, you told me... You told me we weren't going to meet. No, we're not going to other. We talked about it afterwards. Pat, the first part, you go in the middle of the scene,

the lights turn on, when the lights turn on, Pat was in my place. It was like a crossover like Arturo Bracchetti. Pow! Etienne Boulay was sitting with his blonde. A media problem, you don't want the world you know close. And he was first in line, with a hat and a sombrero. He had a hat to put on his head. What's his name? The guy who does the American, he does the tune, he has a hat.

Farrell Williams. Farrell Williams. He had a... So he was looking forward because he was hiding about 700 people behind him. Why would he have put that? I don't know, it's a mystery. Write us, explain us. The spots are strong, I don't know. But maybe forward, and he would have hit the spots.

No, but he was so cute, and he was happy, he was looking at his little guy, there was nothing in his head. I don't think he chose a little guy. There's nothing in his head. He didn't choose to sit there, I think. Well, yes. It's not... Not as nice as that. He tried to defend himself. It was written, reserved for you to keep. But he sits there and there Guillaume, he does the first part. And all along, we talked about it after, he counts your boot to you, and I'll count mine

after. Well, no, but my boot is just that. It's that I make the number and all along I see it with his blonde and I'll count mine. No, but my boot is just that. I make the number and all the time I see it with his blonde. It's because you know it. When you meet someone, you don't want to look them in the eyes. But you're like, but you have a joke that comes in a little less if you're 15. It looks like Chris has your soul. So I go out, I'm just waiting for the pad to come out. The pad comes out, it's summer, did you see Etienne Tabarnak?

All along, I was like, stop watching him. It was the first time, there were a lot of people, I kept watching Etienne. I was like, why did he put on that hat? Yes, it was in fashion, you were wearing a dress, a hat, first class, it was my first. I've never talked about it, by the way. No. But we had that. That's why we were talking about Etienne earlier, it's funny.

I was just wondering if he was listening to this or if it's the extract that we put, Etienne, you're fucking crazy! He's going to panic at home. Did you ask why he put on his big hat? No, I didn't ask. It's like it's not seen again, I think. Since 2019, we haven't have the chance to meet again. I lost his number. No, I never asked. Because I've never seen him with a hat on.

Me neither! Sometimes, there are people who try, who are like, Hey, I'm going to try it. He saw Claude Cobra on TV and he did Chris Salook, I'm going to try it. It was a premiere night, you don't have to try snow. If you what? I'm going to put on some trousers and a hat. Yeah, yeah.

But maybe he was saying... I'm trying to do it at your premiere. Yeah, and especially... I'm going to put on the same thing. He's the same! He's the same! He means, if we google Patrick Grouw, first, 2019, there are pictures of him on the red carpet, with his big hat,

hiding Patrick Grouw. The pictures of the first one, I think, are a black, dark, dark-skinned half-dark, with your face in the background. It's a hat joke. That's where we met for the first time. But it was fun. It was fun to do the show. Pat was always there. I had so much fun on the show with Pat.

The radio, the first shows, when we created the show, Coup de Cochon. All that. Pat was always like, I thought about it, Mathieu Pepper, Guillaume Pinot, Michel Desrochers, he would take three. So we didn't audition, it was Pat who made us go live. There were a lot of projects. Did you even do a show for Coup de Cochon? Did you do a show for your parents?

Or was it in the meantime? That was the fun! That was for me, I'm not sure. It was to promote this show, my last show, my fourth, Grous. So that people don't laugh. What we did before the first one,

we did a little video edit of it, we went to present the show to my father, my mother and my sister. There were three of us present the show to my dad, my mom and my sister. There were three of us. In the living room. So we did the full show. And he did the first part.

So Pino did his first part. And after that, I did my show in front of my parents. But I don't know how to find that. We filmed it. We filmed it. And it's not a promo. You'll see. But we had fun in time.

And my parents, we also improvised in it's not a promo. Yeah, you'll see, but we had fun in time. And my parents, you know, we also improvised in there. There are little You know, small leg pictures and the bedroom, man, there were two dolls of other young people. That's fucked up. Oh, I swallowed them. But listen, my mother had this. Like she told me. Because I can't describe it like you described it. It was...

It was scary. I don't know if it's someone from the Second Amendment or not. It's a gift but... It's a gift from my mom's Christmas. A Christmas. My sister and me. We each have a big box. We each have this little box.

And we each have a big box, a small box, you know? And we take out... Each... ...pupil... ...of us, children! I think I'm like... I'm 28 years old! If they come in fucking 25, we open it and it's like us! Oh no. The little square hat in front of us,

eyes always green. It was scary. I was dressed the same. I had a white collar. With a blue envelope. And my sister had a little dress with a little moon. Damn me. It's because they put me like the lodge. It was the children's room while I was waiting. So I was with the two dolls alone in a living room.

I didn't like that for real. And there was nothing about the Virgin, no, the Holy Heart, Jesus. There are religious, but there was another doll that... Carly, it was scary. Sylvia had cut her own hair and it was... Carly, it was... No, it was scary. She was scary. She kept putting the doll behind me, in the drawer.

Guillaume was afraid of a doll. Yeah, but... I was saying, she wasn't haunted, well, a little bit. But it's okay. Sylviane had cut the hair of the doll. It's a doll of my mother who was born in 1949, I think. So when she was little, her mother had bought a doll. But you know, the dolls we see in horror movies...

Who have eyes that are a little... The eyes that were swinging, you know. And... He cut his hair so you could see the hair coming out of the head hole. He cut it right there. So Guillaume was a real bastard. With his little white hair. Hey, Guillaume, we have a gift for you.

Can we bring the gift? Are we going to get it? My daughter is here. Hey, Raph, come give the gift to Guillaume. We're going to meet Raph. It's a gift for you too. It's not true. I didn't know if we were going to talk, but... He took it!

I'm scared! I have goosebumps! It's your turn! She's a little scared! Oh my God! She's perfect! It confirms that I don't want a child. You see, it's the hairline. Look, it's like a stove. It cut his hair too much. And with the line in front, it looks like it's coming from a trip to Turkey.

It's going to be okay from a trip to Turkey. It's gonna be okay in a couple of months. Oh no... I practiced kissing myself on this doll when I was a kid. Do his eyes close? Yeah, they close but you have to... No, but I'm on on your back. Oh shit! Now I see it.

It's a little scary, though. We'll put it there. His head... Oh no, his head is not moving. Oh yeah, he's doing 360. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead, man. Oh yeah. Oh my. Hey, no. Okay, who wants it? Does anyone want to hold it?

No, but I'm not going to do it. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.

No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. Well, OK. Qui la veut? C'est quelqu'un qui veut la tenir pendant le show? Tu vas la prendre, OK. Prends-en soin, hein.

Fais attention à tes doigts. Elle mord en asti. Ça se peut qu'elle bouge toute seule. Pour vrai, elle fait peur au bas. Ma mère m'a remis ça il y a deux semaines. Elle a fait un gros ménage chez nous. Elle dit, tu amèneras ça à Guillaume? Fait que quand j'ai su qu'on faisait le podcast...

Ça rentre pas chez nous certainement. Ça rentre pas chez nous certainement. Ça rentre pas chez nous certainement. Ça rentre pas chez nous certainement. Ça rentre pas chez nous certainement. Ça rentre pas chez nous certainement. Ça rentre pas chez nous certainement. Ça rentre pas chez nous certainement.

Ça rentre pas chez nous certainement. Ça rentre pas chez nous certainement. Ça rentre pas chez nous certainement. Ça rentre pas chez nous certainement. She did a big cleaning at our place. She said, would you bring it to Guillaume? So when I knew we were doing the podcast... It's not going to our place for sure. But in the video, at the end, it's the punch. The van leaves, we go back to Montreal. And you have the cat in the house that lights up. In the window. Oh my God, beautiful memories. Don't be afraid of you.

Oh, you have one? How was it? How was it when you... You know, doing the stand up... Did you do your 15 minutes in full? I did my 15. Pat did a bit of his show, but I did my 15 in full. It's because there was also the neighbor who didn't speak the language, who was there. So, you know, I knew... Oh, yes, an English speak the language, who was there, who was in Toulon. So you know, it was...

Oh, yes, an English-speaking lady who was just there. I found that funny as punch for the video to invite the neighbor. You know, well, no, she's not Portuguese, I don't remember, but she didn't speak a word of French crisis. So Toulon is sitting, she, my parents laugh, she understands nothing. We have a couple of jokes with that in the video. It was a good time, it was really fun to do that with my family. And it was really cute.

Is this video available on YouTube? I think it's on my YouTube channel somewhere. It's been so long since I've seen it. I'm going to give a little love to my YouTube channel in the next few months. It looks like I didn't take care of it. I have complaints. We're not children. We're saying sorry to your children. That's it, I'm going to... I haven't been present much.

Did you say your YouTube channel with your ex in the shared house? No. But you're editing your new show. Yeah. I saw that. Thank you, you're a son. It's the beginning, the beginning, the beginning. Yeah, it's the beginning. I started... This fall, I was thinking, you know,

when I did my last tour, when was the last year of the show? Like, in 2021? Right after COVID, in any case. And I decided to focus on two big TV shows. I said, I'll put the stage aside. I said, maybe my fourth tour, for real, it will be my last big tour.

I'll keep doing shows, but differently, more bars, cabaret. I didn't know too much, but I had some nice projects I wanted to develop for TV, one with Mike, Simon and Henri in cartoon. I know. But that's it. There were a lot of cuts everywhere at TVA,

jobs that were abolished, people who lost their jobs. There's no more TV money. So that was a bit of a flop. And I went back to having a couple of congresses afterwards, and I still love that. It was my old show that I was doing, And I went back to doing a couple of congresses afterwards, and Asti, I loved it. It was still my old show that I was doing, and I had fun. And yet, I've had so many congresses in my life, flat things, corps, we talk about it a lot, but then I got like 15 shows, really fun, and I said to myself, Asti, it's missing. It seems like, when you don't do shows, you know,

in the corps, we think it's bad, since we do shows in better conditions than that. But when you don't do shows, it's like when we started doing shows again after COVID, it was disgusting. There were 200 people in a room of 3,000, and we were like, hey, I had three laughs, and we were amazed. So you in the corps of 3,000 people. And we were like, hey, I had 3 laughs, and we were amazed.

So you, not yet, it must have been that. Yes, it was crazy. And COVID, we talked about it a lot too, but I remember my first big show in a big room. It was the Thompson Room in Trois-Rivières. And I think there were 50 where we were allowed to go to 100 at that time, but 100 people in a room of almost 1000. Thurmsund, you know, it wasn't the same, it wasn't fun. So it looked like after I stopped the tour, the TV projects didn't work,

and yet, you know, it was well done for it to work. And then, by doing the corps, it was a full world. Full corps. And I thought to myself, will this be my last memory? Let's say there are no other shows. And I did little shows like that. I loved that show. I had a lot of fun. It was good in Tabarnum too. I shot it one year. So after that, I thought to myself, will this to be my memory? Masks?

To hear people laugh, 50 people in a 700 room, and that can't be my last memory. But at the same time, I wasn't sure I wanted to do that. And then where I really got the click, it was that this fall I started testing things for my roast, my great well-cooked, from last summer, and to come back to the mess and play. I made a couple of places like that. At one point in September or October, I don't remember, but I made a place called La Bazache in Ottawa.

I don't know if you've already played there. It's without a place, not a lot of people, but it was fun. And in the end, I never did that in my life, because I still had about thirty pages of ideas, of things that I had started writing since September, even ideas that were written on paper. And that story, I said to myself, hey, what is it? I'm going to try it, I'm going to tell the world,

I never did that. And you guys, you're going to understand, but comedians, yes, we test things and we run. But to read, let's say, a 15 page first draft, I didn't even have to work on it. It's the same thing as when I had the idea and I wrote it. In any case, I had never done that in my life. And I got stuck in some good boots. And there were magical boots.

And it was fun. And it was this adrenaline rush, not knowing, having the audience with you, so I just striped, I wanted to get on. The ride after Gatineau to our place, it's like, I said, Oh fuck, I miss it, I want to do this, but how am I going to do it? So it's more in December, really, I continued to write after this fall, I had about sixty pages of ideas and I thought,

hey, you know what? Why not? It tempts me, it's missing me, and I'm going to rewrite another show. And the fact that TV projects don't work, it also seemed to push me towards that, because I have to earn my living too. But now I'm tripped, so we should release the new show in May 2026.

And now I'm in it. Lately, I've been writing a lot. I spend a couple of hours a day writing. And I like it. I talk about it and I'm really happy to have made that decision. And it's been since 2022. The last tour, it ended in 2021, 2022. Okay, so it's good.

So, 80 between the two, which is not that long. Not that long, and you know, I'm going to be a little more serious, but there have been a lot of things in my life that have happened, wonderful things. But you know, sometimes we make choices. You know, at one point, I had a nice big house in Saint-Colombain. I re-hypothecated it, I bought a land, you know,

in Haute-Laurentide. Then after that, I said I'm going to sell my house, I bought a land in the high Lorientines. Then I said I was going to sell my house, I was going to build there, I was going to write, I was going to take a break. And finally, my damn house, we all lived through something, I think in the last few years, it took three years to sell. So I took the risk that the ass... But really... And that's why I'm here tonight. We're not going to a hat. There's a link here, you can click, you can give to Pat. You can already buy your tickets for the next tour.

Everyone is like, what is the amount? 350,000. In the interest of I know you have the numbers 350,000? That's 700,000 So it's It's not a problem

But That said So it's... but you know... it's okay. But... That said... The land you bought is... My land is a mistake! But what is... I didn't pull anything out of the caribou's land! It's not a caribou, it's a bad reference. Chris, it's been two and a half years since the Earth has been on sale!

The guy is a snob! But a lot of things happened, but that's life. It's high and low. And Chris, I've had a lot of good things too during those years. And all that brought me here today. And it's like a new life for me. My daughter is here tonight. Raph, who applauded me, applauded Corrine. My daughter is 18 years old, she left home, she's a student at Montréal.

Alain Charle. My guy is one year old, probably going to move to Montreal next year or not. I feel like I have a second life. We've known each other for a long time. When we arrived in Montreal, we were in the apartment, writing jokes. It feels like I've had 20 years of... When you arrived, you told me you came by metro. He was excited! He was like, I came by metro. I was excited!

It was like I came by metro. I love taking the metro. I'm disappointed. Some people come from the North, from Barabéli-Syman, let's say. The Laurentides. If I lie, the time is 2.45 pm, when the coalition comes to Montreal. And in the evening, it's the same thing. You just come to do an interview,

whatever, you're five, six hours in your car. I was always in Tabarnak. Always in Tabarnak. I mean, it was stressful. Look, I don't have tics anymore. You know, I had tics before. Look, I don't have them anymore. It's true.

I'm in Montreal, I'm taking the subway, I'm tripping. It's fun. Do you feel... You look more relaxed. It's true, you look relaxed. I'm less inréal, taking the subway, I'm tripping, it's fun. Do you feel... you look more relaxed. It's true that you look relaxed. I'm less in a tabernacle. No, but wait, you're 50 years old, you're a blonde, everything. Your life is going well. You look happy.

We're still going to wear the hat, but it's going well. But the earth said it because I want to plug it. When I broke up, I was all messed up. I was in a year of transition. My show was over. I didn't know what was going on. Pat just called me and said, Have you done skidoo?

No. We went up to the ground. We spent the day there. He showed me how a trail, what, a trail ski. A tundra, tundras. I like to do off-road, so I have machines for that. Yes! We have amateur off-roaders tonight! It's going to be good to just go into nature and burn gas.

And I don't know, after that... Shhh, no! It's battery! ... they light the fire and... Do you have a small house over there? I made a... You have a small project, that's nice. You're going to make a big, big, big house with containers? Well, actually, when I put my house on sale at the beginning, when I was supposed to sell it in a month,

I put my house on sale, it's not mis ma maison à vendre, c'est pas une joke. Le premier soir, on met la pancarte et on commence à parler des taux d'intérêt qui augmentent à LCM. Là, j'ai fait, et tabarnak. C'est fait. On avait des visites des semaines qui ont suivi. Puis là, les gens étaient, ouais, on va regarder dans le marché. Et moi, je dormais plus. Je faisais juste ça, lire des esties de revue économiques de Londres, esties de partout dans le monde. I was just reading the economic magazines of London, all over the world. He tried to sell me.

He tried to sell you. You're vulnerable, you're broken in a house. You'll be fine. Come to my land, we'll talk about that. A nice place to hang in the wood. You're stuck in the woods, you have a nice place to hang out. We're going to do some skidoo, we're going to smoke a cigarette, you're going to sign under the leaf. Practice your autographs here.

How do you sign autographs? And you, it's a house, it's a big cabin with your tabard, which was like a bar, the ultimate man cave. So that's not everyone. And in Saint-Colombane, I built a house for myself, it wasn't for sale. The ceilings are super low, it's fucked up. I'm not there, it's fucked up. Guillaume, first time he comes to our place, he drinks a beer. It's a little party. He gets pissed when he goes to shit. Yeah, it was a big house.

But it wasn't easy. But why did I say that? Oh yeah, we're going to go through the basket. We were talking about containers. Yeah, the land. But my point is that at the beginning I was supposed to sell fast. Now I wanted to build there. Because I want to finish my days there. I'm good. I bought a nice big house. That, you mean to take your retirement or commit suicide?

It depends on the hat. It depends on the... It depends on the hat. It depends on the It depends on the cannon. I have a house to go there in the meantime, to finish my days there, but not finish my days as late as possible. So that's it. And when I saw that my house crisis was not selling, I said, well, I'm going to calm down, I'm going to build a patent. I didn't know what at first. Because at first, I wanted to bring my baby there. I said, I'm going to take two containers,

I'm going to put a roof on it. I saw that on an American site, it's crazy. A kind of steel roof. I said, I'm going to put my babies there. And one day, if I build, I'll be able to park my tractor. I have a lot of projects. And I'm going to get old there, and it's going to be that. But at some point, it became something else.

I said, it would be fun if I couldn't build myself there. And I don't sell my house, well, to be able to live there and go. So I took two other containers, I said, stick together. We opened it in the middle, superimposed beds. And compost toilet in there. We don't have water, we bring 20 liters of water and stuff, wood straws, which means I can go when I want. and for real, it's the best decision in the world. Do you have electricity or not?

Now, yes. OK. But at the beginning I didn't have any, we did everything by the generator, but it was really fun. Now I have the... They call it the same in this way. Well, now they're going to call me, «Fatuline, the others!» They're going to call me,

when you've imitated us. I have a little set-up, but I'm happy. You'll come soon, right? Yes, I'd like to. I have nothing to sell, but it's okay. I'll invite you to a bar. Did you try to sell your house too? No.

I didn't tell you if you'd be happy. No. No? No. But you told me you were trying to sell your house? No. I didn't say I think it would be good. No? No. But you told me you were trying to sell it. Maybe in a subtle way. Yeah. But I think you asked me, what are you looking for?

Hey, listen, it's a dove. Do you think it's a cat? But it's not true that I wanted to sell it to my chums. No, no, but you just made my house with your sale. I was making jokes earlier. If you ever want to start a family, everything is there. But it's not true, it's a housewifes' Christmas. The people who bought it are sure to be happy.

Yes, really, and it's nice, but... Yes, because they bought it really cheap. They are in crisis. But still a good price. But I got bored in crisis during those years. It's another market, the real estate market. It's interesting. Beautiful character.

I don't want to make you angry, but my blonde put her house on sale. On Friday morning. And she sold it to sign the papers Monday morning. It took three days. The interest rates, huh? I'm just going to go pee for two minutes. Thank you. You understood the distress.

It's a bit of a shame. But the market has taken over and there's a little hope. It's going to crash and crumb. It's fun, right? I'm a little bit stressed. You're a little bit like that. But the market has taken over. There's a little bit of hope. It's going to crash and crumb. It's fun! You still have your chalet. Yes.

Do you go there often? Yes, I arrived from there earlier. I try to go there. Because the tour is available. Some weekends, I can't go there. Because the tour is available for some weekends. I talked to you a little bit about it. But yeah, I go. I like it down there. Today, I just did the skating.

I don't even use it. I like it to do. I'm like my father. I like to skate. Did you do it on skates or in boots? I go down with the blower because the ground is made of the same. Then you go down to the lake. I do a sand bell. The black skates are big. Olympic.

Do you have kids who use them in the area? I've already told the world around the lake. If you want to go, go ahead. When you go there, do you have any pattern brands? No, not really. She doesn't stop... Don't you think the more you get to know each other, the more you're alone? Yes, I think so. You started taking the subway again.

That's what... She's like, hi, I'm Pat Grew, right? I'm Beru Cam. I like baguettes. I know Mike Ward. But yeah, I like going there. I know everyone says that, it's like a little peace park, but it's there that it allows me to create and rest.

Sometimes I'm just there and sometimes I look and I'm like, Chris, I paid for this with junk, I paid for this with bodies. It's with bodies, honestly. And it's in the year 2020 when everything crashed with the pandemic, we came across the web. At the beginning we were like, hey Chris, no. After that you were like, hey, normally I do a body. I was going to do like 4 hours of loading, I was going to the Saguenay. There, I could do one night, I was doing a body for the Saguenay for an hour.

I was closing my laptop, I opened it an hour later, I was doing one for the Abitibi. There were nights where I could drive 3-4 bodies during the holidays. I was like, I'm in my living room, in a go-goon, I put my laptop on with a clean shirt. So... Did you stay seated?

I had a contract with Desjardins where I did some bursaries. I was seated all along. I really liked that because I studied in ergotherapy before doing humor. We did a lot of work-class evaluations. I'm talking to a young man who just won a bursary. He's excited, he just won $750. What was he going to do with that? He was going to buy a car and put it in the car.

I asked him what he was going to do and where he was going to go. I really liked doing that. It was a really nice contract. After that, for the first time in my life, I had money. I immediately bought the cottage. It didn't feel good. I bought a condo last year. The interest rate is at 6%. The cottage is at 1.7%.

It's locked for 7 years. It's crazy. I can't wait for it to end in 3 years. But I like it. Do you think you'll keep it? I think so. It's super bad, but when I got there, it belonged to Guy Saint-Onge, who is a guy of music.

I don't know him. Yeah, Guy Saint-Onge. Yeah. But that's it. Well, that was his house and next to it was his studio. And finally, he turned everything into two homes. I was really saying where I was staying at the moment. But anyway. I'm really saying where I'm staying right now. But... Anyway.

So... He had sold a couple. They were there for 8 years. When I arrived... I was like, it's the first time, I don't know, but I really have a crush. I think... But I never did a purchase and they said, Hey, we have 40 people

who will come visit this weekend. You're the first one. But we bought it from an artist. We'd really like to sell it to an artist. So they said, if you give us your price, we'll put it on the auction. I said, I'll give you your price plus $3. So they said...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they let me do it. I think I'll keep it to myself. My brother just renovated it too. Oh, that's cool. Did you have a chalet? No. You didn't buy a house in Quebec?

I bought a house in the countryside, but it wasn't a chalet. It was a house. And the idea of the chalet, I never... Well, it would be nice if it was a chalet that's more beautiful than my house. But I don't understand the idea of, you know, Hey, I'm going to a place, it's my old window, my not comfortable mattress. You know, you're like, hey, I'm working hard to relax in some old shit. Oh yeah.

Fuck a compost toilet. Oh yeah. No, but you, shitting in a compost toilet, I don't know how you do it. Well, it doesn't make any noise when it falls. And if you have a real compost toilet, it's just... Yeah, it's a real too high toilet.

You shit yourself. You shit yourself. Some people do it like that are a bit of a con. You think you're a good driver? You pretend to be a bus driver. Next stop! But my neighbors, Natalie and Stephane over there,

gave me a crown as a gift. It's like shit on the trunk. And the crown is hanging. So you can go to the toilet. Ok. And the crown is hanging. So you can shit or not. What the... Yes, it's a compost toilet. And you have to empty that...

Well, you empty it once in a while, but... It's when the smell is unbearable? No, it doesn't smell. That's the worst. That's one of the advantages. It doesn't smell. Does anyone already know that? Compost toilets? What do you do with the paper? I don't think so. I don't think we put a handful of rips in it.

They say in English, when you pee, let it be. When you poop, add a scoop. So you put some litter in it. You put litter in it. It's like a wooden rib. So when you pee, you pee. When you poop, you put a scoop. The toilet paper, do you put it in the trash can? Yes, you can wipe your asses. But do you put it in the trash can or do you put it in the toilet? No, you put it in there.

And twice a week, or no, two days, you roll the drone. And then it goes to another section. It's well done, poor thing. Hey, we're so good, Mike, buy that. Hey, we're good. It's well done for real. We're so good at this, Mike. We're good. You're in the name of nothing. My toilet was lye tested. With a handle, I have a jet in the ass. It's Asti Monbert Chauffeur.

You're sitting on wood. You have to put some rags. It's a real toilet. Oh, God. But you're gonna be shitting in the toilet. You'd be stupid to stay at home, man. It would be horrible. But after that, you...

I made you tomatoes, didn't I? I didn't give you tomatoes in the morning. Because you take the compost... No, it's not true. But it would still be funny to do that. A little garden with someone who's picking up good tomatoes. But you empty the drawer, you put it in the wood and if you compost, you can put your nose in it. But having a compost toilet, it would take me three days, I would be able to do it myself.

And then I would be like, Chris, a metal container, it doesn't burn. Hey man, I won't tell you what happened. Raf, do I count this? Don't count this. Oh, he even counted it. Thank you. Lastly, I'm going to talk to you about the toilet mess we don't have. I'm also pissed.

It's been an hour since before. It looks like it's been sold out. I said, did someone buy it? I was going to do a reto, but I was pissed off. We smoked a bad, you went to the toilet downstairs. It doesn't matter. Otherwise, it's a lot of purification. It's expensive. And the toilet compost, when it's going well, for real, it's good. I'm a guy, that doesn't bother me with these things. But when it's not good...

Lately, we came to our place with two kids. It's a toilet, ok, we use, but electric, like a little fan, for, let's say, four to six people. So it's made for that. Otherwise, some are not electric, and I think it's three or four people. So, I have two children, we are four, and in fact, we are three, and with my wife, we have two children.

And this weekend, not long ago, was it Christmas, New Year's Eve? Oh, that's it. And I can't answer that. She's already left, she's ashamed. She's like, you're not going to count that. But, so, I have my neighbors from Saint-Colombain, friends who come to visit, they have two children,

so it sucks and it sucks, it sucks sometimes, you understand? So it's not four to six, but it's still three or four days that we have visitors, we are 11, 12 and all that. Did you think about telling them, hey, go fuck yourself? Or go? Well, I didn't think about it, I didn't think about it when you told her she was going to puke? You know, or go? Well, I didn't think about it, because I didn't think about it. But, with hindsight, I would have even told her to go shit outside. And then, you know, I let her brush her teeth, and like in the bathroom,

then one day she comes to me with a very calm face, because she knows that in a few seconds I'm going to fucking panic. She says, Honey, it's a little overflowing down there. What did I say? It's overflowing a little bit. She says, it's overflowing a little bit down there. What's overflowing a little bit down there?

Because down there, there's the toilet, there's the drawer crisis, where you take out the compost, you get it? But she's not supposed to have anything there, there's the toilet, the drawer crisis, where you take out the compost, you get it? But he's not supposed to have anything there. Because I'll explain how it works in a second. When you poop, you wipe yourself, you put your papers, there's no problem. You spin this thing, spin that wheel. It's going super well. But your pee, you pee in the rip,

and he finds his way, there's like a place, and he goes to a place, I don't know, and he goes to a place where there's a... A vacuum cleaner. He calls it a... not a retention thing, anyway. He goes elsewhere, and there's a heater, like heating elements that evaporate the track. And then it comes out through the wind, and I'm telling you, it doesn't smell, it works, it evaporates.

At the moment, we're already in the middle of the command line. Everyone is on the phone. I eat my eggs alone in the morning. There's no problem. So that's what it's supposed to be. But at some point, 11 to 13 people who piss non-stop because you drink like a hole, you're on vacation. You're in a container in the woods, my friend. You have to drink. You have to drink.

You have to drink. So this thing here, it doesn't work. And the element that is made for four to six people, it doesn't provide the water. So it's not able to evaporate the piss. So the piss accumulates, accumulates, accumulates. And then it needs to heat up, it boils. Well, it needs to. And then, when it heats up, it boils? Well, it has to heat up. No, it doesn't boil. It evaporates. It works well, but not there.

And then it overflows. And then I'm like, you know, there are moments in life where you have to be your good father in the family. You forget everything and you say, it's a job. Go for it. I have no choice. It's me who is responsible. It's the shit of my family. marre de 12 à 13 personnes. Y'a mes voisins que je salue encore.

C'est les naps qui m'ont dit y'a un petit peu de nous autres là-dedans. Pis t'as tellement fait job de bras longtemps que t'as fait... Regarde. Je suis... Je vais être capable. Merci. Mais là, c'est une... Hey moi là, me, twice,

all my arm in a cow's ass hole, that's nothing. It's nothing compared to what I've been through. So I open the drawer, the juice overflows and the whiff... Just a little bit of weight. No, no, not when you open the drawer.

Now I tell everyone, everyone comes out. My kids know me, Just a little bit of a I said, hey, outside! What's that? You never had a 6-year-old kid dressed the same way? Listen, I lived in the square, and it was like, I have to empty it. So I grab a trash can, a bag, both hands in there, and I, at one point... Did you have plastic gloves? No, I didn't have plastic gloves. I had nothing. Excuse me. Stop judging me!

Did you put your hands in empty bags? I put my hands in many people's bags. Ok, did you roll your sleeves? I didn't roll my sleeves because when I went to get them all, I had them everywhere. And then the poop, I have to empty this little barrel. So what you have to do to empty it is to roll it in the other direction, and then it falls in the drawer and you're going to empty it. Usually it's easy.

But now, I take it out, I'm cool. I'm strong, it's like I'm in a meeting. You're so on adrenaline. I remember a vision at one point, I have my hands in there. Then my daughter told me, don't put on a mask. I was like... We don't have... The thing is, we have masks. I just thought... We do. But I didn't have one.

And the thing is I was cut in two places. During that week, I was thinking, because we're in the woods, we're cutting bears... I'm telling you, I'm telling you little bit... He's infected by Randa. That's it. So listen, I have an image of my nose, I'm emptying it out. I have a brown color. From there, he punches me in the skin. And he shows me just under the shoulder. And then I said to myself, what am I doing here?

What's going on? So I'll tell you the details, even if there were already some to say. Yes. I empty this, it's like a big boy, two bags of trash. You go to the woods with your clothespins. No, because there was too much shit mixed. All of this, I went to the center of... The center of the don?

Oh, so you walk around with this in my trunk. I had put three bags in my trunk. There was a nice center, really cool. He was beautiful before you arrived. I did that in the rules of art. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.

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I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not life. I told you, I washed so much. I love you. You have warm water. You know, it's like... If you don't have a toilet that's flat, do you have warm water? No, it's a rip. It's that you stretch your rip. When you play with poop, it's too scoop. I'm like... You're in the woods, making two rats go in your sink. And they lick you.

When you were emptying the toilet, did you have your crown? Exactly. But I have a good sense of humor in life. I had a lot of fun. I thought there was a bunch of jokes coming out of me. It was not the time. But when I finished, the next day, still pissing. And it still spills.

No. Yes. Because the 11 are still there. The 11 are still there. So I wanted to fight and I said, Asti, I had to go. My guy played hockey, I had to light up the place. And then, listen Asti... Did you call Kalinett?

No. No, I called my friend, neighbor. I said... I called a plumber. I said, something's not working, it's not working. I'm going to save you trouble if you ever have to buy a toilet at the post office. There's an overflow in there.

So when there's too much pee, they thought it was a drain. They said, we're going to put an overflow and a pipe that's going to go outside for overflow. And then you put that in a kind of little pipe. Nobody had taken it out. I don't know that. So when they installed it...

They put it inside. Well, that's it. So the overflow was supposed to go out. It was in there. And he brought it was in the water, anyway, and he brought the piss back in. So at some point, he wasn't able to, so the surprise... You were going to be happy, you were like, it's a compost toilet, but it still flushes! So they thought about it, they said, let's say that at some point, they, the people from Bois, want to have a visit,

and there's too much piss, but it's going to be empty. But then, it wasn't empty. So the plumber, he's like, Colin, thank you so much. And thank you to these people who do these nasty jobs, including me, I did them the day before. But then, everything is well installed, everything is fine, and everything is fine with my compost toilet. And I found the pleasure of defecating... Hey! ... in my toilet.

So now... Yesterday! Thank you. Yesterday! I'm a contender after the excuse of interrupting, but we're going to draw a winner who's going to come and shit at us. Leave your names at the door and we'll arrange that for you. I said that and I don't often hear the word defect, but yesterday I did a show in Saint-Jean, and there's a lady who spoke well, and she did... I laughed so much, I almost defected on my bench. And then I was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom, and a lady was talking, and she said, I laughed so much, I almost fainted on my bench. And I was like, Christ, that's a compliment, but it seems.

And she said, did you know I fainted on my bench? I had never heard of it. So, in Saint-Jean, I'll go hard. Thank you, Pat, for all that. So, when you go up there, when you receive the visit, you'll have to unroll your little pipe. So it's done. It comes out. I put it in a nice little cabinet that I made with rock and patterns. It must be cold outside. No, because it's in a slope. When it's in a slope, it doesn't get cold.

I'm going to go to the municipality after me. I don't even know if everything I'm telling you is legal. At the same time, I didn't say which municipality. I'm sure the world shouldn't know, in addition. How's the doll? Is she okay? She's lying on the floor. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha They're not afraid of anything. We're four. We're not afraid of anything. And my blonde is a wood girl. Does she look like that? At first I was afraid of her. I thought she would be a mess. No problem.

Oh no. You? You, would you be able to have a toilet? No. Let's see. No, no, Mike. Would you be able to have a compost toilet? No. Let's see. No, no, no.

In addition, I went to the toilet and changed my toilet because when I flushed it took 12 liters. I thought it was a lot. I thought it was wasting. Sam Breton said, I change my toilet at the condo, not at the condo, at his house. He said, the one the owners put in, since I had not at the condo, at his house, and he said, the one the owners put in, since I had to redo the wall, it doesn't work, but it's new. So he gave it to me, I have a toilet that takes 3 liters.

I installed it, but it was like, you know, there's a little valve there, and it was too close to the wall when I installed it, so I couldn't close it, so I gave it a hammer blow, then went through the Jeep, and it closed. Something shouldn't happen, because I'm not sure it's unscrewing. No, I couldn't have a compost toilet. A compost toilet is zero-o. Yeah, but a lot of piss. Very ecological.

The sink should to stay well. You know, when you're not connected anywhere, but you need a plumber, it's not a good sign. No. But even, but it's new, these things, and even he, he said, we didn't know how it worked. So when he saw the pipe, and he read the instructions, I was like, there's the book. And he said, OK, that, it has here's the book. And he said, ok, this needs to be taken out somewhere.

But for real, It's tiring. It doesn't smell. It smells, it smells once. It smells like a crisp. It still smells, it smells like my hair. How many, how many bedrooms do you have? There's no bedroom to sleep in, I only have one.

It's like a loft. Yeah, it's I have one. It's like a loft. It's like a loft. It's a concentration camp. It's a camp. It's a camp, but it's made in a container. It's nice. Lefebvre, when you told me you were describing this to me, at first I imagined a nasty place.

But when you google house made from containers, it's always a house made from super luxurious villas. No, but he keeps half-walls of containers, he puts vits, my guy, in size. Pat, it's black, it's closed. Do you have vits? If I told you it's free, you wouldn't come and see me. Do you have v windows? If I tell you it's open, you won't see me. Do you have any windows?

Yes, I have windows. It's cute inside. Do you have a door? Yes, there are windows. Do you have a door? No, there are three windows and a big garage door. Do you have a door in the front where you have to lift the top and climb? It's a small good tomb, you have to go fast because when you go back you snap. It's a small I have my container, I have my roof. When it's wet, you can put yourself under it and it'll wipe you off.

It's bigger and more beautiful than we think. It's hard to imagine. Is it well insulated? Yes, it's insulated. It's all made in plywood, it's beautiful. Plywood is beautiful wood. We have a nice little... Yes, a little wooden pole. Okay. Superb beds. No, Super... no, but she...

Is it fun, Raph, or not fun? She said it's fun. She said it's fun. She said it's fun. We're having a lot of fun. Anyway, it's to be able to lie down there, to be able to go outside and play outside. That's what's fun. We have a beautiful land.

We have fun. Over there, you have ski resorts, you have four wheels. Yeah, I have motorcycles. Okay. I'm... trials. I've already talked about them here, I think. But motorcycles... So I have a little lake in addition.

I'm really lucky. I have a little lake on my land. So we can do all sorts of things. It's really tripping, honestly. And I need that. I'm a city guy, as it can't be done. I love the city. I love the city, city.

I'm not a street guy. But too much, I love the city. I love the city, city. I'm not a street guy. The metro. You love the city. You love the city, but you piss me off in the bus. You should become a I'm a Chris, we're good! I sleep in the stars! I'm a Sometimes it's all or nothing. Everything is the city. And nothing is your container. Me, I would say, especially in old age, I became a princess. I grew up on a farm, so I should love that. It's that kind of business.

But every time I'm like, no, it's... But you don't have to go to the extreme, like Pat. You can say, I'm going to go to my mother's. I arrived, they sold me this piece of furniture. As I went out, I put it on Marketplace. And quietly, when my wife moved in with us, we were coming home with two houses in one. So I brought all my 9-room house. So you end up being comfortable in it.

It's a cottage, a shack. There are 3-season cabins, but I don't think I could do that. My friend bought a wooden floor and he said, He calls it the cabin, they don't have electricity. I'm like, damn, I can't go there. I can't think that I'm going to get a heatstroke. You see, that's not what we do. We light up the candles, we heat up the wood, but...

I wouldn't be able to, Mike. But you, Yann, could you live the same? No. Okay. Yann, that was a closed question. You can imagine how bad it is. I told you about when you empty yourself. But when you're there...

When you empty an animal, you know it's fun. That's the evening. I'm sorry about an animal. You know it's fun. What a party. What a party. I'm sorry. Wow. And the plan is, let's say, with the money you're going to make in the next few years, renovate that. I want to build it. Listen, I have a... Are you going to build or renovate?

I love this village. This city is wonderful. It's 500 inhabitants. It's a world that has a heart in its hand. I already have good friends there. It's the help, the family, the kindness. It's full of beautiful principles, full of beautiful values for me too. And I'm fine there.

I'm happy to have been able to share this with my children and who live this at the same time with me. So move there because now we can, you can do the tour anywhere. You can go and do shows, do TV shows sometimes, and you say, well, I'd like to have a foot on the ground in Montreal all the time because I love Montreal. I like to go see shows, I like to go out, I like that.

But this kind of balance between the two, it would be be ideal. You have to like it, for real. I have friends who thought they didn't like it, and they come over to our place and we play outside, like when we were young, we went to the woods, we played in the hole, we played in the ski-dou, in the racket, we set fire to the lake in the winter.

We're well dressed, it's fun, it's thrilling. So I have friends who didn't like that as much as I did because they didn't know that. And after that, they shit on the toilet and never came back. I can get rid of this little toilet. There will be a lot of people who will come to our place. But I think, you know, I would be able to... I would, I would like to have a chalet if I had a place in the city. But you know, I'm not in the city, so you know, it's already a one in two. My house has some space in a chalet.

You know, so you know... But you see, that's what I don't like. It looks like there's nothing. You don't have the... No. No, but you don't have the city. So you have to take your car, go to the grocery store and take your car to do everything. And you don't have the toilet. We'll have a toilet at home someday. It won't be long.

But, by the way, I'd like to sit in a real toilet too. I'm tired, Steve, I'm sitting in a real toilet. I'm so pissed off. You need a little bath to get up on your toilet? There's a little bath to put your feet in. Are you that high? It's high. Did it traumatize you? I didn't go to the bathroom, I went to pee.

Ok, so you did a direct constipation. That's what I found the advantage of. I don't understand why 11 people are pissed off. Because I was like, But I saw the... Ok, so you signed up directly, you didn't go... That's what I found the advantage of. I don't understand that 11 people have shit because I sincerely I did like, Chris, it's sure not. So I stayed there one day. Yeah, you're able to hold back. Yeah, exactly.

Hey, we'll talk about... But otherwise, I understand Mike, but you're still not far from the city. Yeah, well, I'm 12 minutes from here in Charles. But, you know, do you at home... Because, let's say, when I'm talking about condo, I'm in a condo, and I'm going to the chalet, I really feel like I'm going to fall. I'm like, OK, I don't think about work here anymore.

I read books, I do stuff. It seems more relaxed, while in the condo, I'm not able to do that. You can do like, hey, I'm going to bed. I... Yeah, yeah, yeah. We suddenly became Marina, excuse me. So, at home, are you okay? But I realized, you know, when I had my house in the countryside,

I thought, I'm going to be fine, and I liked that in the countryside, but I thought I was going to settle on the riverbank and create. And when I wrote, I wrote on the computer, but at the time I myself on the riverbank and create. And when I write, let's say I don't write on the computer anymore, but at the time I wrote on the computer, I like to be face to face with a wall to just think about my ideas. I don't like that, you know, looking at the sky. I like that, but I don't need that to create. I understand what you mean because writing for me is that too.

You don't need to be good and have a good view and stay focused on what you're writing, doing in your bubble. I don't write outside either. But when you say I don't write anymore, what do you mean? Well, I write just in my head. Okay, so you don't write in the end. He doesn't really scream. No, I write, I take notes, I take notes, and then I send my notes to someone to write them. He's a hot guy, he writes the same, it's someone who writes it. Well, it's, there's a company, I pretend it was a subtitled video. I like to have it written and then do the script editing job.

But otherwise, I didn't write anything. It was creepy, your last time shooting your radar, you had a board on stage, you had words and you improvised with the theme you had. How did that happen? When was the last time you shot your radar? You had a screenplay, you had words, you improvised with the theme you had. How did that happen? I think I was jazzing with Sam Breton, who also says he doesn't write, he has my ideas, and then he ends up with...

I was like, I want everyone to do crowd work, but I said, crowd work, I don't think you can use it after that. There are some pearls that can happen, but it's always a bit... I said I'd put some themes I'd like to talk about, but I don't have a joke. I reserved the terminal Comedy Club. I just put it in my fan club. I said, hey, it takes 80 people. I'll be there Thursday night.

It might be flat, but I want to test it for an hour. He came and I said, what number do you want? And he said number 7. I was like, oh, schizophrenia. And then I left. And then, well, because there was a bit of schizophrenia. So it's the same thing I wrote. And I did the Whiteboard Challenge. It's the same thing I called it.

I did it five times. And from that, I kept it as an hour and a half that became my show, Vulnerable. So it took you a month and a half to write the script? Yes, and I did the same thing. I wrote the audios, sent them to Giseline at Faneuf, and she transcribed them all. So we went to a Bible, and that's when Pascal Mayou got into it. Did Pascal Mayou came in. And Pascal Mayou, do you do your script editing? Yes, script editing. At the beginning, I did script editing too. It was a bit of a blur for me. And when he arrived, he said...

I really liked that. He took all the themes I had done and said, this is Pinot. It's just you who can tell that. This is it. Everyone. And I really remember that he said, an anecdote of Kijiji. Everyone has that. We'll read it again. And I said, an anecdote of Kijiji, everyone has that. We're still in the list. I thought that was funny, but ok. It makes you feel like shit,

but at the same time it cuts in your text. And at the end of the line, I said, ok, it's true that this, that, that, I think that, and I'm not saying that I'm the one who can talk about it, but I think it looks more like me. So at the end of the line, we just kept where it was written, that's from the pinot, and after that, it gave the show.

In my last show, Benjamin Fanoeuf told me... I had about 1 hour and 45 minutes of stock, 1 hour and 50 minutes when I was in the roll, and we had started to make small rooms. At one point, he came into the lodge and he told me, and that was a nasty revelation, and it wasn't the script editor, I was working with Avar. And Ben just said, keep an hour, throw away the rest. 45 minutes, but he said, damn, the show was going well.

And 1 hour 45, there wasn't a lot of dead time and it was going well, but I found that hot as an exercise, and that's what I did. I cut an hour and a quarter. In fact, I cut 45 minutes. I kept an hour of what I liked the most. We know that with François, we selected some things. And it all changed.

And then the hour became an hour and a quarter. It became an hour and 20. After that, I added some things. And I punched things that I liked, that worked well. But that was the first time in my life I did a business like that. But when someone comes in and says, try this for fun, trust me. Reduce it to an hour, cut 45 minutes. 45 minutes of stock. But you know, we come from the generation, I remember my first one-man, it lasted 1 hour and 45 minutes,

and the people were laughing, they were there. People were like, yeah, Barrette, he was doing it for 3 hours, and I was like, well, excuse me, you'll see 45 minutes next year for free. And I noticed at that time, for me, when it's 1 hour and 20 minutes on stage, I notice the world doing... Check their watch, their phone to see what time it is. It's the thing that's the most popular in the world. And 1 hour and a quarter... 1 hour and a quarter and a first game. Yes, 1 hour and a quarter and a first game, or even two first games. I noticed that I'm not able to keep the world for an hour and a half,

except for here, which is surprising. It's been an hour and a half. And there's a bunch of chemical toilets on it. But that's it. Every time, I'm like, you know, the world stands after an hour, and I realize, the podcast style is much longer. I remember going to Seinfeld, in Place des Arts, several years ago.

There was a first game, it was 10 minutes long. Seinfeld arrived on stage, it was an hour, and they took off, and I was like, but that's perfect. I don't need 20 minutes more or more. And even when I see some amazing comedians that I like, that I think are good, after one and a half hours, I'm like, I'm done. But you're doing that, Mike.

It's true, it would be ideal. One hour and 20 minutes. What I liked, you know, because of the world of our generation, in addition, there are more and more inrax, but until the age of five, there was only half of them. Then I went to see them, and I was like, ah, that's good, ah, it smells like the end, it smells like... Oh, god, it's been 50 minutes, tabarnak, if it's over, I have an anthrax, I'm going to get another hour. And every time I was like, OK, I'm going.

It's murder, a track. At the beginning of my career, I was like that. Everyone is like that. Except the smokers. Yeah, in the past, it was... No, but the bar too, they liked that, the room. It was to sell alcohol too, a lot of the tracks. Yeah, the room liked that, but the audience, let's say,

there's an hour and twenty shows, it's the fun, it's the punch, and then you go, tomorrow, let's say you made the kids wait, whatever, you have time to go get a beer with your girlfriend or your boyfriend after. You're like, hey, move on. My first show was two hours plus on the track, it was endless. And then after that, you came back and you were making music for an hour. We're evolving, huh? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So, you know, it's always 1h18, 1h20. And I noticed, let's say there are nights where I do, what is it, I think the end worked less. And then I look at it, I did 1h28, so the next day I cut my boots. I must have cut half an hour since my first one, and the show lasts the same time.

That's it, so he... He stretches, but he's a racist. Yeah, but yeah. But sometimes, too, I find that when you're in the shooting, at some point, you get to the first shot, and your flow is faster. And I noticed, after, when you fall a little in your pants, and you're in the shot, you let the gag live.

And when you let it live, half a second... It's always better. It's always better to give half a second more a second more, and even you, to make it... Because there was the trend too, when we started with Louis-José, it was like, bang, bang, bang, it was war machine guns, it was stupid. The audience was like... You didn't even have time to laugh, you didn't understand, it was like, fuck. But in the room, it was laughter.

In the room, you have extraordinary laughter. But when you watch videos of that, you look like an amateur studio. You're nervous. You're like Tabarnak. You're so crisp. I listened to the following Louis-José's parade, the washing machine. And when I saw it again, I was like, did you listen to it again?

And he was like, no. I understood because we wanted to do a promo by taking shots of my first show. They said, well, listen, we did a video of you doing a media premiere. So I listened to it again this week. I was like, damn! I'm getting angry. And then I'm weeks and I was like, holy shit! I hit myself, it's so annoying!

And then I scream, I'm like... See, the world hits you live! It's horrible! Is there anything funny to say that you're going to say? Hey, come see me, I'm going to say that! It's better what I do! You're going to die like that! This show, when did you start it?

I started it in March 2024. Ok, so you're going to continue it for another year? We talked about it, we met with the production, we're aiming for January, maybe, maybe until March 2026, but for now it's January, we put dates until January 2026. And you're still having fun, but you know, you're still... I'm really having fun in it, for real, and it was a show.

And I remember when... Because it's still a kind of privilege to be sitting... I say little, but we have like... 7 years of difference, but when I was little, I saw you on TV and I listened to that. And when I saw you doing interviews, Ah, my second show, he's closer to me, it was harder. I thought, they're tiring. It's true, the same.

I think the second show is written so much faster. In short, the first show, you just have to be funny and you want to make the audience laugh, but also the media and everything. It seems that my second show is closer and I like it. When I play it, I wanted to talk I find that I wanted to talk about anxiety, I wanted to talk about loneliness, don't create themes where you say it's going to be fun, and you're going to break your head in the wall. But I managed to make it funny and I like it

when people come to see me at the end and they say, hey, it made me laugh, but I thought about it. Anyway, I love the show. It's a nasty good show. Go see Pinot. Thank you, thank you, Céphane. It's a nasty good show. Go see Pino. Thank you, thank you, it's the end. Thank you. And you, your show. Well, Yann, we're going to go with the questions. Do you have any questions? Yes, there are some.

I wanted to ask you when it's coming out, but if you're really at the beginning of the... Well, we're aiming May 2026, let's say the first one, if there's a first one, but... I'm starting to run more seriously, let's say this fall. Do you have a number on your canvas? No, I don't have a number on my canvas. You're a jerk. Yeah. It's a test tonight.

I think we're going to have to talk about it. He made a half an hour and I think it's going to be good. But no, it's really good. Yeah. Good, Yann, question. Dan is asking, I think the question is good. Pat and Guillaume, you have been in a relationship with Quebec personalities.

How do you live a breakup when the other is known? Good question. Pat and Guillaume, you've been in a relationship with Quebec people. How do you live a breakup when the other is famous? You're probably talking about Broccoli. Yeah, that's why I was thinking... Oh yeah baby! I like that you call me Broccoli, like someone would say, Waleet. Yeah, yeah. Hey, Tremblay.

Tremblay Waleet Broccoli. Let's say it's more like she's experienced a breakup with someone she knew than the other way around. Huh? Annie Broccoli? No, she was very famous. She was a star when I met her. You know, the kids... I remember the thing with her.

I said, I'm going to make a boot with my career. No, no. I was just kidding. But no, but me, Annie... Annie, we have a lot of him. I was like, I'm going to make a boot with my career. No, no. I was just kidding. Annie and I were... I know it was very media-tized, but the truth is that we never said when we went out together,

at the beginning, and then at some point we said it, there was a front, and then when we broke up, there was another, and that's it. Hey, same thing. With Chris. But we were very... we didn't talk about those things. We didn't want to talk about it. How long? You went out with...

Let's say a year, let's say 10 months. I was talking about that to Annie this summer because they did my great well-cooked comedy. And they made a nasty surprise. Did you hear what they did? Annie was there. I knew she was there. And then Amrose was super good. And at one point she starts saying, I was cheating on her that I wanted to fuck her with her costumes.

She said, Patrick, you're a bitch. She's messing with me a little bit and it's a little weird. And I don't understand where she's going with that. And at one point, I don't remember, because I didn't listen to her, but I remember that night. She said she liked to play in my costumes. She said, I'm not with you, you're a new blonde. And then, Shelly comes out dressed in broccoli. Holy shit. She's dancing on stage and I was like

Holy fuck! That must have been weird. It was weird too but to see Chély ready to play and to see it was beautiful. To be bandaged in your costume too. But yeah, it was really cute. But to answer your question,

I didn't... Did you like roasting? Yes, I liked it. I really liked it. I like roasting better than roasting. I never thought I would participate in a roast. And I actually animated yours. And he called me to animate it. At first I was like, no, I'm not good at roasting. It doesn't seem like it.

But because it was you, I thought, with Mike, it's a chump and it's cool. It looks like I could go further. I didn't know. So I did it. I said, that's it, I don't roast anymore. The next year, he called me for a number. I said yes, but I preferred to roast.

It was a privilege. It was an honor to see your friends who are moving around and you're like, are you kidding me? No, but it's a beautiful... I did this one from Pierre Ribard this summer. I really didn't want to take it lightly. And I think that when people are pushing themselves, that's what's beautiful to see. Like, he went to get that. I don't know, I really...

I tripped on the world of roast and being seated because I don't want you to roast the panel a little bit. So sometimes when people were making jokes, I was like, hey Chris, you went to get that, I don't know, I loved that. But we know more about that too, I would say the public knows more about roasts now and it also educated me. I knew the American roasts that I had been listening to for a long time and they go to Esty, it's really my lion. And in Quebec, because of the big well-cooked and all that, and Rose Battle, and we send more and more,

we're starting to understand better, and I love it now. I find it fun. But to get roasted, it was an honor. It was really cool that night. But you, Guillaume, how was your break? You, it's a cover at the beginning beginning and the end and that's it? Yeah, exactly. No...

I'm trying to see the censored sheets in my head. No, but honestly, it was... At first, I think I didn't understand the fact of talking about it and all that. I think we exposed ourselves so much at the beginning. Because in my head, I was like, ah, that's my blonde, that's just it. I don't know how an actress or actress knows where her head is. And you didn't understand that once you do that, the media make it belong to us.

Exactly, exactly. You make a red carpet, it comes out of nowhere, you ask questions. I think the thing that made me the most curious about all this was, I even told myself the last time I was here, I don't know, but I think the most bizarre thing about all this was... I even said it last time I was here, I don't know. But one year, he said, Guillaume and Anne-Elisabeth have adopted. Holy shit!

And you went to get a dog. Do you understand that the title... Everyone was like, congratulations! We had met... We had met Émilie Bégin in the park. She was like, bravo! And then we were like, no, no, no, we didn't adopt and nobody is pregnant. It's really... it's our dog, Isette.

Ah! Ah! But you see, I didn't like that. And the break-up, well, at the beginning I had done, we won't say it, we will continue our lives. You went out and you you host a gala, the summer you left, and you were not together when you made the gala. Well, it was not very strong as a relationship. Okay. Did you each have your own lodge?

Yes, yes. Oh yes, you were not in the same lodge. But I would say that officially, we have hosted the gala on August 19, 2022 and on August 20, I went to live in the chalet. Ok! Yeah. Ah, that's incredible. But it was correct.

And that's what I often try to tell you because I would like to play it, you know, you understand, on TV. And now you saw that you were a good comedian. You want people to watch the gala and say, Chris, he's in it together! Wow, he's good! He plays well! We were together when we animated the gala. And honestly, it was... I can tell you,

when we asked to leave the gala, there was a good penalty to pay. We didn't know that. Sign a contract, it's just little characters. We had to pay the animators who were going to replace us. We said, hey, we're going to do it. What's the penalty? Do you remember? If there's a deal like 45 grand of 1000 dollars?

Yeah, well, you have to pay your salary to yourself and the salary of the next ones. Hey, you're a jerk! Okay! Wow! It means that they have to hope that you cancel. They are like... He was calling Anne-Li and he was like... Guillaume, he talks in your back. He says that you are overrated as an actress.

Anyway, look at that. They didn't succeed but we said we will take Cameron with his blonde Florence Lomprey. We will maybe be able to break them. But no, seriously, it was a super nice experience. And all summer we rode here, we were here for like six weeks. It was really fun, but after that, yes, we took each other on the road. And I didn't think, at first I didn't tell them, then one day I said, hey, I'd like to go have a beer with a girl in a bar.

And that's when you get looked at a little bit. Did you say it publicly? Or did people see you with another girl and check? No, no, but that's what you do. I started to feel like a fool and I shouldn't have. And then you go to shows. I remember just silence on the cheek. Then Patrice Lescuyer, hey, how are you?

And you salute and I say, ah, how are you? Then I'm like, I'm inventing that she's doing well on her bar, I don't know. So you know... So then I said, hey, we really need to make a post, we did it, and the next day, you know... We... I didn't know, the people, the press, it put that in... So then everyone posted that, and then... So quickly, when it was released, I did... I'm going to remove this photo from my Instagram and my Facebook.

It was announced, it's over. But that's not the thing I liked the most. That's why after that, for a year, I didn't say anything until they trapped me on the red carpet of Louis T. I went out with the girl, she interviewed me, did you like the show, honestly? Did you go out with Corinne Côté? No. Yes, that's it, because there was the rumor that you went out with Corinne Côté. Yes. Yes, that's right. Because there was the rumor that you were going out with Corinne Côté. Yes, that too. It's the part of I don't know where.

And then all the... That's the other thing. They found a way to spin that. Instead of doing, ah, they go out together. We're going to call their agency, ask them. What they do is they say, the rumor is true that they go out together. So they didn't validate. But before, they validated. And there was no rumor that they were running. So you can invent anything. At first, it started on Reddit.

No joke, I don't know how to go on Reddit. The only time I googled myself, I said, Chris, the world is mahi on Reddit. Say Reddit with a little frog voice. Reddit. So, so I Simon Delil called me and said on Reddit, you said you were going out with Corinne Côté

and I was like, why are you googling me on Reddit? And he left me these Vero Cloutier who texted me saying Chris, is it true that you're with Corinne? I was like, let go of Reddit. It's in the eco-vabric, he had printed it. It was printed.

Even my family, my mom is a co-worker. Hey, you'll tell your boyfriend. Mablon told me we should have said that. My beautiful family, Portuguese, too. They were like, yeah. So that's it. I liked that less. So Corinne, we decided to... Did you have to call your beautiful-in-law to say...

No, but I said, my blonde, we laughed, we made fun of the family and I was like, no, no, no, I'm not Corinne. But on the red carpet, Louis T said to me, you liked the show? Yeah. Corinne Côté, are you real? No. Do you have a blonde? And then, even the last time I did it, if you listen to it, well, no, but yes, but... And then she was like, do you have a blonde? Are you famous? And I was like, no, but yes, but... Then she said, do you have a girlfriend? Are you famous? I said, no. Then she said, ok. I said, I don't want to talk about it.

I didn't think about it. Three weeks later, there was something in the Hollywood PQ, I think, that came out with my picture of Vulnerable, like my poster. I said, he's talking about my show. No, no, Chris, he found love. He told us on the red carpet of Louis T. I was like, damn, that's not what I wanted to say. You were like... I'm not in the mood to say no.

But I think it's better for you to say it. It's better to be honest. You don't have to give details of your relationship, but... It's better to say it at some point because you... Me, people... And my daughter is there, she will confirm it to you. Think again that Annie Broccoli is the mother of my daughter. You say tabarnak, it's been 20 years. Maybe it's been 20 years.

Maybe it's time to tell her, for example. No, no, no. Instead of lying to everyone, I would... Well, it's true, people think that. You say, well no, it's... But when you talk less about it, sometimes you... You get caught in that game too, because nobody knows. You were proud of your joke when I saw it in your eyes.

When his little eyes are smiling. Well, Yann, other than that. You didn't want to talk about the marriage request, did you? From Guillaume to... I think that's a good mistake. We don't have time. Y mistake. We don't have time. Guillaume says we don't have time. I have a question for Guillaume.

It's from Milene who asks, can you tell us about your visit to the gym? What is this thing? Oh yeah, it's because I started the gym again. It looks like I was 26 years old, from 18 to 40. And then I got 41 and it looks like I had fallen at 54 in one shot. I don't know, I felt weak.

I was swollen during the time. I had surgery for a hernia. I was like, what the fuck did I get? I decided to go back to the gym. And the trainer showed me my program. I didn't do it, he showed it to me. So I did an exercise of each trick without doing the repetitions. And he ended up doing it. Hey, just do an exercise, we'll do it all.

Did he say sir? Did he call you sir? No, my guy, he's a guy from the Alouettes. He's 6'4", he's as wide as a fridge. I'm the one who calls him sir. Are you a guy from the Alouettes for real? Yes. Why aren't you paying for the football? How do you say it?

If he's a coach too. He's still wearing alouettes? Does he play for alouettes? I think he's like in the roster. He can be called the guy. He's young, young, young. It's not his full-time job. But he made me throw a 15-lb balloon on the floor.

He said, hey, it's 12 times, but we'll do a bonus, we'll do it 15 times. And in the end, I just sat on a box and he made me a joke. I said, hey, not right away. And then he said, well, do you want to go drink water? And I got up and I saw Bluff. I said, hey, fuck you. And I just lay on the floor and there were his little leafy feet. And like, it's going to be fine.

Damn. He didn't hit a balloon. He was lying on the ground, with his little leafy feet, and I was like, I'm not going to be able to do it. He was hitting a balloon. I know I look fit, but I'm not fit. No joke, my friend Luke, who played for the Alouettes, he coaches. He's not just strong, he's big, he knows. He's not agoraphobic, you would see him, you would know. I have the same things as him. Me too, my thighs are rubbing.

It looks like I have the big stuff in my body. I have all that. Your thighs are rubbing. Are those your legs that are... I don't know. I ran a marathon, I was at my place, I have burnt skin. I don't know. When you put your finger between the toe and the tail, does it smell?

No. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don have burnt skin! How is that? I don't know, but... When you put your finger between the nipple and the tail, does it smell?

Oh no, I have to try. Check it out. Yeah. Chris, I'm going to check that out. Maybe. You have to put... You put your finger there. You know it's going to be bad.

After my bath, I'm going to do deodorant, deodorant. Yes. He's sitting, he's sitting, he's sitting. No, but just do simple lifting and wash underneath. Ah, but me for example, it's not a shower, since it's the bath, but it must be better to wash. Do you always take baths? Yes, I just take baths. Is that true?

Yes. Hey, would you like to take a shower in the ground at our place? There's no water, it's good. There's water, brown water, red water. Your skin is smooth after. Do you use a shower, like a foam? No, I don't have a foam know, my bathroom is a nasty bathroom. It's the longest, the widest in the market. Like a drowning risk.

You don't wash yourself with a half tank of gas? It's a mess. But I had a weirdo when we bought it because I was with my blonde in the store and I would go into the bath and I would tell her to go into the bath next to me to see if we could be two, one next to the other. I like a two bath but now it really needs to be that everyone who makes the baths they create the tap in the middle. Because now when... But you know I take it with my blonde and she's always...

Yes I let her die with it. Well you could, yes you could take it with my blonde, she's always... Yes, I let her go with it. Well, you could take it with your blonde. She's smaller, she's bigger. She's able to put herself aside and not paint well for half an hour while she's brushing her teeth. Say it, Pinot! I put my well... You know, it can overflow...

Like a bath! It's the same thing, but it smells nothing! You put it straight! Where's the hose? Does it come out? It can overflow... You know, and that... That's a child I had when I went to do shows somewhere, and I had a problem with that. I had a problem with that. I had a problem with that. I had a problem with that. I had a problem with that.

I had a problem with that. I had a problem with that. I had a problem with that. I had a problem with that. I had a problem with that. I had a problem with that. I had a problem with that. I had a problem with that.

I had a problem with that. I took one with a little overflow, and I asked the guy, I asked the guy, I said, do you sell caps to cover it up, to block it? And he's like, no, that's illegal. I said, no, but you don't sell it. And he said, no, it's illegal. And I said, we're going to get in trouble. But you know, Chris, it's our house, he's going to have a drink. He's in my shower. The bathroom is dirty.

So he's going to get a ride. I don't know if you're fit for that, Nicolette, the police. Yeah. They're going to come into our house. The criminals, the vendors, the other guys. The bath guys. The bath overflows. They're like...

They hid microphones in my bathroom. They're just waiting for me to shit and be on TikTok. Is it just a bathroom or is it a turbine? No, it's just a bathroom. We're not Chris, we're not 83. Why would I have a turbine? In the chalet, it was just a turbine bathroom. I kept it and when my brother made the Renaults, because he didn't have a fan, my brother added the fan and all that.

At Christmas, I received my beautiful family. My beautiful father was in the bathroom. Then one day I heard... There was a party, because the piton of the fan and the turban... He left empty. He left the turban empty. He had a party because the piton of the fan and the tourbillon were next to him. He had a empty party. He had an empty tourbillon party.

So I was like, Chris, the fan brings some trim. It was the tourbillon bath that ran in the empty. The bath liked that. And sometimes you were in your bath and you said, you said, Jadis. I said no. There's a big orchestra head there. And the pocket was floating in that bath. He was composing. Yes. Yeah, a nice chalet. Yeah, an old rustic hotel. You don't have a camp, do you? Everyone has chalets.

You don't have a bath, it's just a shower. No, I don't have a bath, yes. Do you ever dream of taking a shower inside? Yes, I'd like to. Do you? It's one of our dreams to be able to wash ourselves in the winter. We'll put rocks, hot stones. No, no, yeah.

That would be too long to explain. I have electricity now. When we do that, the switches turn on. That's good. Me, I don't have... By the way, I didn't put the thing to block the overflow. The police is listening. It's the police!

How many more questions are there? There are maybe two or three. Ok, perfect. There's someone asking Pat, there's Joss asking, what's going on with your Patreon, Pat? Good question. Nothing! No, it's not true. In fact, we didn't want to pull the plug.

We have a Patreon for the... I don't know if you've heard of the Gros Luxe et n'importe quoi? Wow! It's fun! The podcast is fun! It's fun. Mike is there, by the way. In fact, at the beginning, the idea was... Because I got the idea from the original episodes of Groulux,

it's nonsense, so we have 29 original episodes that we had lost because, you know, everything that was done at Musique Plus in time, nobody is able to find... Even Louis José, who went to the podcast, said the same thing, they are not able to find the shows and all that. And I have a friend who found me, in fact it's my ex-girlfriend who worked on TV and she had like a contact.

You have Annie Broccoli who found you? Annie. The mother of your daughter? The mother of my daughter. So it was a nasty nice gift and they finally found the episodes. And we didn't know what to do with these episodes. Last year we celebrated the 20th anniversary of Gros Luxe. So we put them on Patreon.

And at the beginning the idea was just to have access to the episodes. I would have liked to have... I didn't know how to do it. Where do we put the episodes? How does it work? And on Patreon, I thought, well, it's cool, we put them there. And at the same time, each of the original episodes of Gros Luxe is accompanied by a podcast with a special guest. Guillaume did the podcast too. I didn't know. I hadn't read the email.

So I didn't know I had to listen to an episode because we were going to talk about that episode. I learned it when the podcast started. And then I was like, yeah, I saw that episode. But... 20 years ago. 2005. I'll try to remember. By the way, it's true, we listened to...

We called Michel. Live. He was like, I told you! But yeah, there was Mike's episode, listen, it was in the first episodes that Mike was there, from Groulux, and after that we did, we did, well, there's one podcast for the 29 original episodes, so, and after that we did a live podcast at the Odyssey, the Odyssey room in Gatineau, and we had as an invitation Jean-Marc Parent who came to take a tour to talk about Gros Luxe, but it was more to talk about him because the reason why we invited Jean-Marc is because there was still an influence Jean-Marc Parent

at Gros Luxe, a kinship, when we had done the first meeting of Calin, Jean-Marc who at that time was flashing the lights and all that, and he was doing big meetings at the Posse-en-Belle center, at the Forum, actually. And I know there were a lot of comments from Chris, he doesn't want to do Mike's podcast, and he went to do yours, and I don't know if you saw Jean-Marc's podcast with the big lux, but he explains that it's not because he doesn't want to do under-ears,

it's because he doesn't want to do podcasts. But I knew he didn't want to do podcasts. So I talked to his team, I worked in Esty in his back, and at one point I tried to see him at the Gros Luxe podcast, and I said, it was an influence, and everything, Esty. And at one point I realize he's on the show, the day before, Donat Gatineau's show, which is booked in Gatineau.

So I stuck him in the middle of nowhere. And it's like, his shows are so long, he's going to finish in 4 and 20 minutes and he's back. Exactly, that's it. So Jean-Marc did his show, I went to see him the day before and all that, and he finally accepted. Oh, you booked him the day before and he finally agreed to... Oh, you booked him the day before? No, no, I booked him... well, I didn't book him for a long time before, you know, anyway. Did you tell... because I remember in the time of the AGMP, flashing the lights, I don't remember if it was in the time when we did the interdict zone,

but you told me you were on a plane the first time you saw that. And you saw people flashing their lights. And you thought it was a sign of distress. It's the end of the world. Oh, Asti Ottawa is dying. People didn't believe in the Jean-Marc Parent phenomenon. And at that time, I didn't believe it. I knew Jean-Marc, I saw him. I knew he was doing events. I saw him at their JMP, blah blah blah.

And I thought it was fun, but I didn't follow that every week. And everyone was saying that, he was flashing lights and everything, and there were a lot of listening codes. And there was this event where I was like, what the hell is going on in Montreal? I don't know where I was, but I remember seeing that and I was like, there's a problem when you don't know what this patent is. And when I came back, I was like, no, it's Jean-Marc Paris. Once a week, he asks people to flash the lights and I said, well, let's see. And I stayed with Jean, who was in the Groulux too, who was doing the extraterrestrials in G-String.

Yeah! Jean, in the meantime, we stayed together. And we had a balcony, and you were in the third. Well, now we have a discrepancy, we're going to see that. So we listen to Jean-Marc's show and said, OK, gang, it's time to flash the lights. And we went out on the balcony, and I'll never forget that. The South River was everywhere.

Jean-Marc talked about it. I looked at the neighbors, and everyone was flashing. Oh shit, it was like... No, it was crazy. And the principle of flashing the lights, for me, at that time, I was 19, 20 years old. It went beyond that. And we would need a little bit of that I was 19 or 20 years old at the time. It was beyond that.

We needed a little bit of that for a few years. To feel that we belong to a society, that there's people, that there are people around us, that it's going to be okay, that we're together. That's what it was like at the time. Is that why you dream of having electricity? Exactly! You too, connect my watch!

It will be 400 lights at the access guide. But it was a big influence for me. I didn't even know that it had this influence. And that it had this impact on me before doing the Groulux. Because there was something very similar with the Gros Luxe. And the first time we put together the Kalimp meeting and all that. And from the episode afterwards, I said, I said, Chris, it's Jean-Marc Parent, he had already done that and all that.

So, in short, it was fun to have him there. And there's a 31st episode, a 31st podcast where we talk about the march, Montreal,bec march that lasted three days, which was a stint Do you remember that? So we talk about our shikans because this stint march, we stole some pills because we had antidepressants, we had bursites in our heels Jean Fournier, we talk about it in a podcast, he had a lot of pain in his heel. Jean Fournier, we're talking about a podcast, he had his hip operated last year because he has a bad hip since the Montreal-Québec March.

There are false hips. You two decided to do this on a head start, isn't it like Jay Dustin when he trained in Canada? There were some underdogs there for that. He trained for that and thought, you and Stekom, we're doing this for the next episode. What we wanted to do was see if everyone would get together and join us.

We went with our friends from the city, Pat Villeneuve, a famous cameraman who worked with us in the past. The first day, Sti had a big ampoule in his ampoule. It was hell. He noticed it. I saw him. He just had a big ampoule. There was an ampoule in an ampoule. And it was hell. He had it on him. I saw it. He just had a new rolling chair. It's good for filming.

Thank you for talking about that. It's a nice plug for us to be on Mike's podcast. But we still have on Patreon all the original episodes plus the 31 podcasts that are with us. It's tempting for you to go and see that. And probably, I'm not a big seller, but probably in mid-June this summer, we'll start to release them on my YouTube channel.

But I want to say thank you to Mike, it's a bit of a shame, for making Patreon known in Quebec, because that's all he did. Nobody knew that. We worked really hard to make this podcast. It's a quality podcast, we have a nice studio, blah blah blah. At the beginning, I didn't que ça se fasse sur YouTube. Je me disais, comment? Moi, ça me dérange pas de pas faire d'argent, mais je veux pas en perdre non plus.

Je veux pas perdre mon temps. Fait qu'avec Patreon, on est, tu sais, parce que toi, t'avais fait ça avant, on s'est dit, ben, peut-être qu'on va être capable de financer le projet. Fait que les fans du Gros Luxe, qui nous ont accompagnés pendant un an et demi, qui se sont inscrits à Patreon,

un gros, gros, gros merci du fond du coeur parce qu'on a été capable de faire 31 épisodes. Les épisodes sont accessibles. We have been able to make 31 episodes, the episodes are accessible, and we managed to pay all the expenses after 31 episodes. We made an average of about 1200 per episode. And we made a check. Lately, we made $6,000 in cash. Yes! So we were able to give ourselves a bonus. We have 31 episodes that cost us nothing. We had fun in Asti.

So it was really cool. If you want to subscribe, go to patreon.com slash Groulux. G-R-U-X-L-U-X-R. It's very good. go to patreon.com slash groulux. Groulux, groulux, groulux. Oh yeah. It's very good. Yeah, it's fun. Uh, there's just...

Are you on the last question or is there one left? There's two left, let's say. Okay, perfect. Uh, here, in the same spirit, there's just someone asking, Pino, why don't you do your podcast anymore? Well, it's come back a lot. It's funny that you were talking about Patreon because Mike, you told me, I sent a message to Patreon, I stop, unsubscribe,

because otherwise I take cash from your back, until last month, I had my last subscriber who was at $3, he left me. I had my last subscriber who was at $3. He left me. I never unsubscribed, but my credit card was hacked. So that's why... And then, you know, I didn't subscribe. Well, you did well because there's nothing new.

They're all on YouTube, I tell people. But that's it. So I stopped because I was starting to write the second show. I really wanted to focus on that. And it was really a big pandemic project because I did it in... It's a kind of Zoom, it's StreamYard. So I could do everything myself. Everyone was telling me, why don't you do it in real life? Why don't you do it in real life?

And sometimes I get bored with the podcast. I really liked the interview with one person and asking questions. It was a series of questions that everyone answered the same question. I had already written a second series. Maybe one day I really like the human contact of these interviews. And you didn't have any preparation? No, I had my questions, exactly. I had a preparation because in the middle I was doing a raffle of like 10 questions, of choices for, compared to what the person had done in his career. But you know, I was working with, precisely, my Jan Bilodeau who was my writer at the time. But I'm bored of all that, but that's why I stopped it because it took, it really took time.

And you know, it's all the time, podcasts, especially when I was doing a podcast on Zoom, you were always like 4 minutes to get shocked. Finally, no! My connection is... So it took me a lot of days. At first, I did like 3 a day when I was typing. And 3 days is a lot of work. It's a lot of work. Even 2, you know. You think, I think it's huge.

But you, I have a nasty question for you. Mike, why? Would you like to do another podcast about other things, about his under-ears, or if you think about it? I'm going to create a live show. I told you, hey, you're going to do that. I had an idea one day. You know, under-ears now have become almost a show, just like a normal talk show.

But at the beginning, it was really... I liked that it was for nerds, and you could see the back of the scene of humor. Then I did Asti, it would take me a podcast of the same. And I had a flash. It's a podcast that would be called the BrainStorm. It's happening now? Yeah, and it's going to be like... Besides, if there are young people in the humor industry, what I would like to do is film a real BrainStorm. And it would be me and two writers, and one person who says,

Look, I have an idea of ​​a number, let's say it's firefighters. Then we brainstorm firefighters' gags. Then at the end of the brainstorm, we show the number. We film the number from here. But I don't know if it's just going to be an exclusivity, Patreon, if I'm going to put it everywhere. Because I, my Patreon, from the beginning, I was like, I should put exclusive content. And at the beginning, people were going to be angry if I signed them.

Those who weren't Patreon, they were like, hey, that's it, you're a jerk. Now, we're going to be given all the shit on YouTube. And the people who pay are going to see the real good content. That's a bit like life. There, I was spending my time saying no, no, no. So there, I had just done Fuck Off. But there, I want to do, there is another podcast that I want to do,

which is not really another podcast. You know, in the past, DVDs always had a commentary track. I want to make, take classic episodes of under-listenings and listen to them. Because I never listened to them. And half the time, I'm under-read. So I have no memory of under-listenings. So I would like to listen to under--ears and say how I feel. And I won't do 100 episodes.

Under-ears, you could call yourself one. But it's going to be embarrassing. Are you going to choose the worst ones? I might have one to offer myself. But besides... I'm going to be mad, Mike. But, by the way... Can I tell you something? I love you so much that at the end, I stop listening. I can't.

It hurts. You're so not there, and I'm so sad that I know you. I want to hug you, I want to get you out of the room. Come, come, come, come, let's go. I can't finish. You two finish, let's go. I can't define the style. You guys finish it, he's gonna call you guys in.

It's Niaiseau, every time that, you know, like this week, Yann sent me a TikTok thing, from someone who did a best of, and he made it so funny, and I was watching it, and I was like, I hope I'm not underage. I hope I'm not drunk. I hope I'm not drunk. After the end, you see that I'm really drunk, but I punch. You know, trying to be half drunk, but I punch.

You go to places. But he does two. So you get drunk in the first and then you get drunk in the second. It's a lot of alcohol. So you get drunk in the first one, then you get drunk in the second one, and then you're like, oh, that's not true! It's a lot of alcohol! I should learn to just drink during the second one, and then get drunk during the second one. Drink during the first one, get drunk during the second one.

That way I would always be semi-shoddy. Yeah, funny! Start the second one with a coffee. A coffee and a little OO token. I've been sober for... 12 minutes. I have a token that says 12. Well, so, Guyan, last question. A last question. Last question, Marc-André asks,

could we see Simon and Henri at the characters' podcast? Oh, wow! It's always weird. The characters' podcast with already-rooted characters, I think that would be sad for us, because if it's not at least one of the best, if it's not in least one of the best. If it's not in the top 5...

Ok, make two new characters. It's bothering you. Simone. Well, Mike, what are you talking about? Yeah, no, that's it. But it's because, let's say, you know, like Perrids did with Prodi for a thing. And then when I listened to it, I was like, Asti, I hope it's good.

Because otherwise, I know that Crispy Red, that bastard, it's going to make him shit. It would make me shit to put on the costume and then go and do it. Asti, it wasn't good. Why did we do that, Asti? But it's true that the principle

is to make new characters. I'm going to make new characters. I was thinking about doing it soon. And Asti, I'm stressed out. Did you do it? No, I didn't. You did it, didn't you? I did it twice. I did it twice and I was so pissed.

The first time, I just grabbed a small shirt, I put on a shirt, I combed my hair, and I was a pyramid peddler. That's what I saw. You did one after that? I did one after that because they asked me what I was doing with Jay Fournier. Simon and Henri? No, we were two brothers, Jumeau and Siamois, who were separated and we were together

because we were getting along and we were getting used to it. We were separated from each other. So Jay, all along, he was with his arm in his back for an hour. And I was there because I was there 10 minutes later, like Jerry Springer, the guy who was like, well, we found your brother. And then I went in and he was like, you have two arms? Yeah?

But you're going to install that. So I hadn't done it. I hadn't done it either. I had an arm in my back for an hour. But you made a black line, like it was a painting. For real? Yeah, yeah. Because it's funny.

And for real. I'm bad at character. I put a mustache and it's me talking. I just have a mustache. There could be a way to film it. Just put his arm inside his t-shirt and leave it the same. I know. I did it for an hour if it worked. But all along, he was the same. You can put your arm inside your shirt and leave it as is. I know, I made a knot if it fits, but all along it was the same.

He finished, he had a fat arm. So we did it in front of the audience. It was funny, but it's a bit... I'm sure he had a less fat arm when I emptied my toilet. That's not possible. But that's it. You've never done... No. Would you do it or would you do it? I would's it. You never did it. Would you do it or would you be told? I would do it. I would do it. It's just there.

It's all the impetus. Yes, yes. In fact, you send... I have the questionnaire. It's a bit like in Direct from the Universe. You have the questionnaire and you answer things and it's funny because let's say they will put where we should not go. So you know he's going to go there. You fill in the questions for your character. You answer as if it was your character.

What does it mean, where we shouldn't go? You say, I don't want to talk about my divorce. He's going to do it. Like that, you got divorced and the character is like, I don't know. You understand? Wow! He doesn't answer in you, he answers in character.

Oh yeah. What are my passions? Skidoo. Wow! If we were in Simon and Henri, we wouldn't be surprised. We've done so much of Simon and Henri that I'm interested. You did it on the fly. I know you've already talked about it, but it's the choice of Pepper that you did on the fly with Pat completely beaten. That was crazy. I told him about it. Did I tell him about it here? Here, yes, at the school. It was crazy to see Mike coming to save me. And you know, I was thinking, he won't do that. I filmed everything.

Really? Yes, I filmed everything. I was thinking, he won't do that. When you arrived, I looked at you and I said, no, but I saw you. I had a little lie to the audience. I said, no, Mike hasn't arrived yet. But when I heard, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I turned around and I was about to come that. You have that on the TV. I know Pepper had put something on Instagram, but it was good for you after, it's for sure. Yes, but it's still possible that you pass after two guys who go like...

I get there, I'm like, my brother is deaf, and they say... It's good for you! It would have been good, but... Well, thank you, thank you guys! It was so much fun! It was a day! Go see Guillaume Pinault on tour with Vulnerable! Again, for a year and a kick!

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