Mike Ward Sous Écoute - #520 - Pantelis et Erich Preach

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

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Thank you very much everyone! Good evening, welcome to Mike Ward, under listening. Thank you very much for being here. Last episode, I asked the people of Ontario to go to an LCBO and ask for the World Vodka. I did the same thing. And maybe when it's going to be on YouTube, the World Vodka will already be in an LCBO. You, Yann, you said it's going to be in your grocery store? Yes, I work hard for that. Ok. What does it mean, I work hard?

I told the manager, I want the World Vodka. Ok. Yes. Are you going to... You who don't drink, when he's going to put the word vodka, are you going to buy it? No! Ok! No, no, I want at least a bottle at home.

Well Chris, I gave you some, I didn't give you some! You never gave me some Mike! I gave you some, is that true? Yes, exactly! Oh, you scoundrel! Yes! Oh Chris, I'm sorry, I... Yes!

That's not true! Michel, we never gave... No, I have a t-shirt, the Word Vodka. I don't even know what it tastes like. Oh, that's not true. They made me a bloddy the other time with that and it was super good. So you're like a guy with an early Davidson t-shirt who takes the bus. You're 187, but you support the Big Red Machine. Like the 15 year old girls who have Nirvana t-shirts that they've never heard of. Exactly.

Next week, we will... I will Muggins... Go and buy me a WordVodka Chris, you know? Chris, enjoy your time in town until tomorrow. Go buy a WordVodka. I'll do that. Perfect. Hey, Yann, I...

Did I tell you that I had an accident with my car? No! With the Tesla! With the Tesla, I have the same car for 6 years. People think that I spend a lot, but I don't really spend a lot. I sometimes spend a lot on headscarves, big I'm going to just make it wrap in another color, so I'll have the impression that I have a new car. So I made my car wrap, it was black, now it's green. So I'm wrapping it because it looks like a new car. And I don't know what happened, but in any case, it was beautiful.

And then I went to the car wash to clean it. And there is a problem with the Teslux, it's not to the car wash to clean it. There's a problem with Teslas. Not all Teslas are like that. But I learned that was what I was doing. I did the car wash and it wasn't super clean. So I did a second car wash and it was super clean. I went home and the next day, I don't know why I wanted to clap and say hi to someone. I clap, my clap stick doesn't work. And instead of doing it, I'm going to fix it, I did it super bad.

Open the window and scream. No, no, but you know, because I have the easy clap stick. I clap all the time, all the time. And I'm a little packiquant in the car. I often see videos of policemen who say, look someone cut you, you don't have to honk him. And they say, fuck you! Because you're going to get fucked.

Or you get fucked. Here you don't get fucked, but... There was a guy, one day I hon my door and he got out of his car. And what saved me was my face. He was like... Hi! And he came back. But I thought it was going to be good, not knock on my door. I'm going to take some vacation.

I booked on the Tesla app. You can book a date where they come to pick up my car. So I booked it for like two weeks later. And then, the other time, you know, we had a visit at our place, so I put my car on the street so that the visitor could plug their electric car. I put it on the street, I park, someone comes, they park on the other side of the street, and they start to back down, and I see that they're backing down towards me,

and there was a snowy slope, and I'm going to knock, and I forget that the little knock doesn't work. So I'm just like, hey! Hey! I scream, but the windows are completely closed. And then, hey! Hey! And then the person moves back, back, back, sticks my cart a little bit. So I just move. And then he moves forward.

So I'm like, OK, I'm fine. But they moved forward because they thought it was a snowy slope. So they moved back quickly. And I was like, you bastard! So my car was freshly wrapped. So I had to repair my bumper. But before I repair my bumper, I have to take off my bumper. Anyway, it's a deal that I don't know how much it's going to cost me,

but I should have bought a new one. The moral of the story. So that's it. Does it cost a lot to repair a Tesla? I was told it cost a lot. Well, I don't know. It's expensive to buy tires because it's very heavy.

So you change tires very often. Really often, yes. You change tires, let's say, twice as often as a normal person. But there's no repair to do. You know, you change the brakes to, let's say, 100,000 kilos, I don't know how much.

I break again, just a little bit of a knock. And the thing that pissed me off, Esti, the next day, the knock came back. So I thought, when I got in, they fixed it. Maybe Tesla sent this person. It's the same person who repaired it. No, but it doesn't cost much. And that, I'm crazy about TikTok. Even the other time when Olivier Martino was here,

a lot of people say, hey, it's fucking Asti, Tesla. And every time he says it's a fucking crisis, it's always Asti, it took me an hour to load, and there was a line-up. But the goal is to load it at home. You know, you load it at home, Callis, buy yourself a tape,

and load it at home. And even if it takes two hours, Christ comes home, stays at home for two hours. So every time I leave home, he's always full. I'm happy. I've had him for six years. He looked like a hot guy three weeks ago. Now he's a little bit of a punk, but that's it.

I'm very happy. If I were to stay here for two hours, would you be able to do a run? Yes, yes, yes. Oh, really? For example, it would take you the only flaw. Since I had a house in your village, and I have a fence in my old house, so you would have to steal the electricity from your old house. It's a form when Marie works.

And you're going to steal, you have to be there for two years. But, yeah, you make it easy. Even the first year, you do it back and forth, but after a couple of years, you know, the battery is less high, but you make it easy, but it would take a charge here in Montreal. Yeah, okay. But if you had that, you would save a lot of money. And the older Teslas are more expensive. Because Elon Musk decided to increase them. I think they will cost 9,000 more. 9,000 more. Yes. And is there a reason for that?

It's a yoke. Yes. Yes. I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. Maybe a little bit. Yes, you should. I think you should.

In addition to that, you should. I think you should. Besides, Asti, you're making exercise videos on TikTok. You're full cash, you bastard. You've made a little influencer. When you'll have your OnlyFans, the game will change. Hey, are you ready, Yann, to invite them? I'm really happy to have these two really good guys. My tour, they are the ones who are doing my first games. They exchange the evening.

One of them comes back from the inauguration in Washington, the other one comes back from Africa. It's still absurd their lives. Ladies and gentlemen, in addition, if we have both just one name each, ladies and gentlemen, here are Preach and Pantelis. How are you? Oh, well, that's good. I didn't see. Oh, I didn't see. Oh. Yo, the guys from Setile are incredible. How are you, Setile? Yeah.

Well, Setile is on fire. I love that. I love that. I love everything. So, we're going to start with you. You guys are going to start with me. I'm it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. We were in a safari. How many days did you go with Aba? Aba and four other guys. We went in two weeks. Four other guys or four of your employees?

Other guys. Who was filming? One was filming. The rest was fun. We were in a safari and we almost got hit by a rhinoceros. Oh yeah? I was so impressed. You're in the car and the rhinoceros stops moving and looks at us.

And it moves forward. You're like, oh, he looks aggressive. Like, he was coming at us and he really hit us. The truck saved itself? No, no, no. It's a trooper. a... it's a truck. Apparently, it's not a good thing to save yourself. You know? But the manufacturer just hit them in the hands and they didn't get hurt.

Okay, we can help a rat. He hit them in the hands because his horn didn't work. Exactly, yeah. Ah, that's funny. But yeah, that's it. But it's fun, it's really cool. It's weird, man. To be known in Kenya, it's weird.

So, when you arrived there, did they see you as Michael Jackson? Well, maybe. You know, they hid the child. They hid the child. Michael Jackson. The young Michael. Yeah, young Michael.

No, maybe not Michael, but nice. For them, I don't want to... They watch a video of Joe Rogan, then they watch a video of... I don't know, of Primport, they watch a video of Davido, then they watch a video of Abel Preech. So for them...

You're all crazy. It's the same... It's the same number of people. So when I go to a shopping mall, it's like a couple of times that people are shaking. It's weird. It's like, damn, now that I'm not Celine, relax. Oh yeah, it's because they were poorly fed.

That's why. Yeah, that's it. Weakness. Kenya is still quite... It's quite, the weakness. Kenya is a pretty rich country. Yes, it's rich and big too. In the city of Nairobi, there are 8 million people. Just in this city. It's a lot of people, it's compact. I had done a show a year ago with the biggest comedian there,

called Basket Mouth. And he had a... One day, he explained to me... There was a sitcom... You see that their humor is still there, it's a joke. There was a sitcom that I had to ask, how many shows a year, how many episodes, are you like the English, it's like 8, or the Americans? And he was like, we have 350. And then... It's like a manga, man.

It's more than... It's not even 5 per week. It's 7 per week. And they must have a break at Christmas, Easter, and another day in the year. It's all the time. And then I said to him, I said it must be bad, but I didn't know him enough to say a sentence like that. So he took it as an insult.

And then I often see excerpts of him on my TikTok and I go, damn, it's bad. It's awful. It makes no sense. It must horrible. It doesn't make any sense. It must be. How long were you there for? Two weeks. It looks longer, but it was really two weeks. So there were some parts where you were like in safari, you were sleeping in a big tent. Some parts where you were changing countries. You were sleeping in a big tent. You changed countries? Yes, we arrived and we stayed one day in Kenya, one night in Nairobi,

then we left for two days in safari, then we went back to party in Nairobi, and then we went to Zanzibar. You know, beach life. Zanzibar? I don't know anything about Africa. I just learned that it's really a country. Zanzibar is a island in Tanzania, and after that, it's his talent in Ethiopia. And we went back one day to Kenya. In Ethiopia, are you still very poor?

No, man. I think the president, I don't know what they have there as a government chief, but this person with what comes from the country is really friendly with people from Saudi Arabia. So you know, when we were there, it started to look like a little Dubai. Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that's the goal. It must have been great. They've all renovated. Do they still have the little bed-in of malnutrition, for example?

That's Somalia. No, it's really just in their park that they have that. It would be sick, for example, that they become rich, but the flies are like, we like that. I'm going to stay in his place. No, but that's it, you're shirking, you see that it's really not a disinformation campaign that has had, compared to the... No, it's really not that. It's... Caroline, there was cash there.

Ah, it was lies? Yeah, yeah. Well, in part, there... Who did I give my money to then? You gave your money to the red-and-white woman. It means, we are the world. You were just Quincy Jones. You took all the money. And you were like, I am the world.

I am the children. And you were the only reason why Michael Jackson got on board. We are the children, yeah we are. And it was really the only reason why Michael Jackson got on board. Ok, that's too much of a joke. I think he just heard that sentence and said, What now? It's the same one that attracted him. We are the world, we are, we are gonna keep in secrets. He likes variety. It doesn't matter if you're black or white. It's good.

He likes variety. It doesn't matter if you're black or white. It's good. It's good. Did it change your life? Do you feel it? In Africa? Yes. Every time. Every time. It happened once that I had spoken to a dude who was black and he said that when he went to Africa, it had changed his life. So he was just saying that. Maybe for him it's like, look, I don't know this man. What did I just say? You're a full mouth.

You know the ads with children who don't have... There are lots of children with flies and they don't have anything to eat. And behind you, you just see them preaching like that. It's bullshit! Just me who's like, fuck it, it's beautiful, you know? It's bullshit! But no, it didn't change my life, you know, I mean... No, it didn't change my life, it's just...

It's really beautiful, it's fucking beautiful, it's nice. And you know, traveling... You just realize that you're at home. And you're at home. And it's still nice that we're here. I'm like, yeah, everyone's got a lot of faith. And I'm like, hmm, it's okay. At least you don't have a rhinoceros that wants to kill you. You understand? And one year we went, in the second safari, we went, you know, we were in like AirBnB, right?

And we were trying to sleep, and on the property there were dogs, three dogs, and all night they kept barking, non-stop, it didn't stop. And in the morning I get up, fucking puked, like I didn't sleep at night, and there's the owner of the AirBnB who's there, and I was like, fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking Were hyenas there to eat you? Well, if the dogs were barking, it's because they were moving away from the hyenas. It's because they had very close hyenas.

I was like, ah, those dogs are fucking nice. Holy shit! I thought it was people laughing at my jokes. What? And when we got there, he didn't say anything about it. We went to bed, everything was chill. And finally we realized that, realized that we were like... Did you hear them?

The hyenas? No, because the dogs barked really loud, but apparently that's what they were like, because they only had hyenas around the property. And I wanted to know if their property was surrounded by electric fences. And I think... I would have said... Red Flag! It's an Airbnb. It must be in all the reviews. It means you haven't read the reviews.

The Airbnb, yes. No, it's not me who's wrong. You're absolutely right. It's not a problem that you don't eat. I think it's not that bad. But I think it's a house... You know, a hyena won't jump in the city. Hey, I'm not going to test it.

I'm going to believe you on the parable because it's bigger than a dog. Yo, it's impressive. I've never seen one before. Yeah, it's impressive. I have the impression that I'm a kind of person. No matter the animal, if the door is closed, I'm like... He won't be able to turn the handle, I'm fine. I forgot he can just break the window.

And it sticks here. You don't understand, you don't see it. I saw a video on the internet, on Instagram. On Instagram, I think it's a guy from FedEx who rings a doorbell. And I think it's a FedEx guy who rings a doorbell, and I think it's a rat or a kind of pitbull, he hits the bottle and drinks it. I tell myself that the Yenneke is also drinking it. I didn't test it, it was just surprising. Oh yeah, Chris, we're in the savannah.

You sent me a video where you were close to a lion. You were really close. You sent me the video and it was the same color as the grass. Yes, they were close. I was close to a lion. I didn't even know you were in Africa. Since it's the first video, I'm like... I thought you were in the South, and you just sent me a sad guy, you know? Since it looks like someone who just passed by a mower.

So then you send me the picture of the huge tent. And then, I'm like, oh shit, oh, it's a lion! I would have preferred a cougar at the station. You just celebrated your birthday! You're not going to Congo? Excuse me, do you have a mop? Oh yeah. Oh, he left. She's laughing, that's good.

You didn't visit Congo? Laughing, playing, same thing. Did you say you went to Congo? I asked, yeah. I'm curious now. You didn't go to Congo? Well, no, I didn't go to Congo. I like the judgement. Why would I go to Congo? No, I didn't go to Congo. I like the judgement.

Why would I go to Congo? But you went to Ethiopia, since Aba's family comes from there. Kenya was for seeing the city. Yes, it's to see the city, just to see the country a little bit. And not go there. And Zanzibar is like... It's just a break between the two to take a little bit of the beach a little bit. And then go over there. And Sands and Bar is like... It's just a break between the two to take a little bit of the beach and the sun. It was crazy, it was hot, it was nice.

Sometimes I was close to knowing it was going to be a sunstroke. I have jokes but... We are in February so in March I will return with my jokes. Go ahead man. And during that time he went to the inauguration... why? How did you get there? The opening... why? Why? How did you get there? I was invited by one of my friends who does podcasts,

he lives here, Viva Frye. He works for Rumble, he makes all the videos. He came to do my podcast. I thought it was a joke. He said, if I invite you to a party and a show, would you like to come? I was like, yeah, if I have a real invitation. But I thought it wouldn't happen. After that, they sent me a text with the lady from Rumble to say if I could go,

but I thought they wouldn't let me because they were asking me questions, like they wanted to see if I was a troll. And I was saying things like, oh no, not really, and it's not the answers they want. So the lady was asking if you were a troll, not really. Yeah, you can try to ignore it him, but I don't say much. And it wasn't the answer she wanted. But I can't stop myself, I can't stop myself from doing that. So finally, it was like three days before, they decided, OK, you can come. So I go there, and Viva, he didn't go.

He stayed in Florida, so I was all alone. So you get there alone. If you trip on a politician, we don't care who it is, it can be Trump. If you trip on a politician, you're weird. You're weird. It's just weirdos who trip on politicians. So I'm all alone. So I get there.

It should be very... Especially the inauguration, especially the MAGA gang. It should be... They should have the easy USA. The USA was very easy. It should have been the USA. It should have been... Sure, if you did just that, the noise would start.

Like a wave. They don't have a sense of humor. The sarcasm, it pissed them off. There were people, it was gays for Trump. Then when I saw the cap, tough crowd, you know? So then, I... That's called weird. You know, when you make jokes about someone...

And I'm all alone! You want someone by your side and do like... But then, you... You hit a guy who's just angry. But by accident, because I didn't know where it was, I went into a room, and there were lots of people, it was like 600 people, and I saw Polish flags, it was like the Polish National Congress that was holding a party for Trump. So, I quickly asked to take pictures with people,

but I saw a guy, he's on the networks, he's a Polish politician, he's just talking about illegal immigration. Just that. I'm not saying if it's good, it's just that there are no other... He's obsessed with immigrants. Just that.

So I saw an opportunity, I said, that's going to be funny, he's going to laugh, I'm going to laugh. He was taking pictures, he asked, do you want to take a picture? I said, fucking right. So he comes and I say, in Pantale, I say that I was the ambassador of Quebec to see if he knows where it is. He just said, OK. So I was like, oh, he doesn't know what I'm talking about. So there I come closer and he takes the picture and I say, I say it in English but I'll translate it into French, I say, listen, he doesn't want to recognize my country so I've been living here illegally for 10 years.

And we take the picture, you see his face, he was like this, I laughed. And I thought it was funny, I said, I laughed, I sent the picture to my friends, I laughed, I even called them, you know what the fuck I just did, all that, and everyone started to surround me like their entourage and look at me, because I looked like a very weird guy, it was very weird, and that's when I started

to stop a little, I was like, okay, I have to calm down, I'm okay, because I laughed, I practically cried, I thought it was the best gag, and he didn't find it funny. Because he had to think it was true. But even if it was true, you can laugh, bro and he didn't find it funny. Yeah, because he thought it was true. Even if it was true, you can laugh, bro. He didn't want to laugh. Yeah.

And then... I was invited to Rumble's party at the end of the evening. Were you there when Billy Ray Cyrus... You sent me that, I didn't see it. Did you see that? No. Billy Ray Cyrus... Already Billy Ray Cyrus is his best, it's a bit sad.

But now... He's in decline now. Now he was doing the tune that... You know, there's a little bit there... It's a tune... It's a gay black singer... Lil Nas X, who sings a little bit. So it's a video of Lil Nas X, and he does the back vocals in front. Then there's a technical folk, so he does he does acapella, Lil Nas X's tune.

Then he says to the crowd, hey, we're going to do Ake Breake a Heart. And then he does, do this. To keep the beat. So the crowd does that, but his voice is like, don't tell my heart, my Ake Breake a Heart. I don't know if things you understand. Did you have... there were a lot of groups like that, like Gays for Trump, Gays for Trump, Blacks for Trump, I met a lot of Chinese for Trump.

Chinese for Trump? Yeah, there weren't any Chinese for Trump, but it was a whole Chinese community that liked Trump. I met a lot of people. Everyone was nice, it's just that everyone was weird. Everyone was weird. And every time I said a joke... I didn't expect less than that. They didn't understand sarcasm. It would have been crazy to say,

it's really normal people. They're going to Washington for a party. But you, the Rumble party, you ended up finding it. I ended up finding it. It was close to where, do you remember when Oli... Yeah, when we went to see Olivier Zubat. We had the after party in Washington, it was in the same place. Ok, close to the Wharf.

Yeah, exactly, it was there. So first of all, you know like, what's his name, Russell Brand? Yeah, Russell Brand. He doesn't like to wear shirts even when it's cold, it's all green here. So he's in bedan. Yeah, and... And he's naked probably. Yeah. But here. So it's in Béden. And it's probably naked. It's their kind of wolf.

We almost had an international situation. Because I was talking to a couple, they were very nice to me. And they were working for the government there. And then she said something, blah blah blah blah, the president of Macedonia. And I turned around and I was like, what are you talking about? Macedonia is not a country. Macedonia is like small vegetables. You're kidding! We all thought that.

Thank you for saying that. I'm perfect at talking about that, Bilouche. Thank you. Macedonia is the province in the north of Greece. Alexander the Great comes there and all that. And there is a country that tries to say that it is Macedonia, but it is not true. I will not recognize them, they are not true. So the president was there and I was very angry.

And he is there, Russell Brand talked to him. And I started because... You know how I am, I can't control myself. So my voice started to really increase. And I was like, That's fucking bullshit. They're not gonna steal my fucking history. Then I started to shout a little.

Russell Brand stopped talking. And I was like, Fuck this guy. He's stealing my history. It's my country. All that. All his security team went around him. because I was ready to confront him, but verbally. Verbaly. And he...

He doesn't have a verbal eye. Well, because I created things like, they're Albanian, they're not. Lots of racist things. And his security team took him and away and released by an agent. You made a president run away. Fuck him. Fuck him. It's not a real country. So, it means it's not a real president. It's not a real president. For me, it's not a real president.

Oh, you're a real terrorist. One of the two, man. And I was crying, I was like, what the fuck is he doing here? What is he doing? He's a dick to do the grumble with the videos. So I screamed. I told everyone that I'm the ambassador of Quebec, so that's our problem now. It's our problem as a team. It's funny that if you were the president of Quebec,

it means that there was a Canadian who was like, What the fuck is he doing here? It's true. That's not a country. I don't recognize that country. That's a lot of stuff. I'm the ambassador of Quebec. That's how I say it. And nobody asked questions. But you're from the United States, they won't ask you ambassador of Quebec. That's how I say it. And nobody asked questions. But you're from the United States. They won't ask you questions about Quebec.

I was talking to some people and I saw that they didn't even know what Quebec was. They were like, what is this? Is it African? But they didn't want to ask me. They were like, oh, okay. They didn't want to ask me what it was. And in addition, Washington is not that far away. It's not that far. No, it's far away. And on a map, Quebec is as big as the third of the United States.

So you should do... what is this big deal? It's a map, it seems to me. Well, they don't even ask the question. Oh no. And was there... when the world... Oh, but that's it, if you said you were Quebecer, they didn't even know Quebec was in Canada. They didn't know what I was talking about.

Well, a couple of times... Sometimes I went to New York and... And people realized I wasn't there because I wasn't reading. And... Well, because the clientele service for the rest is not their thing. And when I asked them where they were from, they said, where are you from? I said, Montreal. They didn't understand. I said, you know, hockey, Canadians, Montreal, Canadians.

And you could see that they had no light in their eyes. They don't care about us. They were like, no, I know the Rangers, and that's it. They don't even know. It's 6 o'clock and they don't care about us. I know the Rangers and that's it. They don't even know it's 6 o'clock. They don't know. And we're in Montreal. It's not a small town. No, it's not a small town. They have no idea.

Now we're sad. Cheers. I'm glad you came back. Yeah. Did you start your tour? But I'm glad you both came back. Yeah, man. Did you start your tour? I started my tour. This week we went, we did six shows. A show in the Bas du Fleuve. Bas du Fleuve, like Rimouski. We did Rimouski, Rivière-du-Loup, and...

It's not that one. Montmagné. Montmagné, yes. I got it, I got it. We have two shows in Montmagné, two shows in Rimouski, and one in Rivière-du-Loup. So it's not six. No, that's the other side. It's not the riverbed.

It's the other side, right? What? It's not the other side. Yes, the other the river, right? It's not the other side. Thank you. They're on the other side. My mistake. But I... Did you see the politeness?

They don't understand. They don't come from here. I can't wait to go back to this island. I really liked that. The whole run. To see you both arrive in places in Quebec you had never seen before. You knew all the places before you even arrived, and it was like you went 28 times.

And he was always like, what is the industry here? He was always like, why does everyone live here? Why don't they move closer? He still asks that. This week, I don't know where we were, but he asked me what the industry is here. We were in Saint-Jean. Yeah, that's it. That's the Basse-Méthard, the industry in Saint-Jean. No, it was at Granby. I said, what is this? We support you just with a zoo?

It's really just that? Pretty much. Well, a zoo and I think we're going to make a university or a CISF. No, no, they have things down are just to brag about, but yeah. It's fun. There's nothing there. It's fun, man. It's fun. You could be like me and everything. I like to travel in Quebec and see what it's like. Even, thankfully, in the BTB, it's not that far, but it's crazy.

Even a year ago when we were starting the tour, your old show, and we were in Matagami, it was high, and it was like summer, and it was like 9.45, you were on stage, and big sun again, it was so high that I was like, oh, it's true,, il se couchait, mais on était tellement haut que j'étais comme, oh, c'est vrai. Tu te rends compte d'où est-ce qu'il était, c'est beau, c'est vraiment beau. Tout le monde était là. Je pense que c'était genre une ville de mille personnes, c'était genre un... C'était-tu la fois de la graduation?

Oui! C'était là, c'est vrai. Oui, la graduation, exactly. Imagine before that Mike Ward's show was during the pandemic, and before the show, Mike Ward's. And the pandemic had just opened up 100%. In this area, they had just opened up. So the arena was full for real. The arena was full, except that the young people didn't have a graduation.

So their graduation was this show. So before the show, they were like on a parade, they named their names. It's their name, they arrived in Tuxedo. Exactly, and they came to sit down and they were like... I was in the first part of their party. It's a weird ball for them. Yeah, because they's with their parents. It must be weird. I don't know if we want an after ball.

It must be weird. How did you lose your virginity after the show at Mike Warren? We went to a tent. With Yantereo. Speaking of which, you know that a vicious rumor about me has started about Val d'Or? Really? Yes, yes, yes. We'll discuss that. Vicious?

Yes, vicious! Because last year I was there, I did shows, and I had a situation with homeless, indigenous crackheads. Were they crackheads or was it another drug? Well, I didn't ask for the drug, but... Because, Yann, there's no crack in Abitibi? Well, not in Matagami, anyway. Maybe in Val d'Or. Maybe in Val d'Or, yeah. I don't know.

There was something. So I get to the hotel, and the rumor is that Pantelis is a diva. And he didn't want to stay at a hotel because he didn't like the native crackheads without a hotel shelter. OK. But that's not it. Something that could have been... It could be true, but it's not true.

I don't have a problem if they're outside. My problem, and I have witnesses, is that I went into my room, took my shower, and they tried to get in while I was naked. Then I got dressed, I confronted one of these guys. How did they get in your room? douche pis on essayé de rentrer pendant que j'tai nu. Là, je me suis habillé, j'ai confronté un de ces gars. Comment qu'ils ont fait de rentrer dans ta chambre? Ils essayaient de rentrer. Il y avait des cartes qui marchaient pas, des choses comme ça, des clés, whatever, pis ils essayaient toutes les portes.

C'était peut-être un malentendu. Non, non, non. Au début, moi j'étais comme... Perdu. J'étais nu, alors je pouvais ouvrir la porte, j'étais comme OK, je continue, je suis sur le lit. Et là, encore essayé de rentrer, j'étais comme what the fuck. Alors là, j'm going to continue, I'm on the bed. And then, again trying to get in, I was like, what the fuck.

So I opened the door, I confronted him, the guy was like, there was a suitcase to put things in, he panicked, I was like, what am I doing here? Do you think it was a suitcase that was coming this autumn? No, no, no! No, it was open, he tried other doors too, and I said, my boss sent me, I said, which boss? Then I started screaming, then he changed and started speaking in English. So I was like, you speak two languages and you have a fucking unopened crackhead? Can't you find a job? You're a fucking bilingual. And you do that, you try to steal.

He doesn't know what to do. He didn't expect that. So then Radie comes out of his room. Radie is another comedian. He sees me, but he doesn't care. He goes downstairs. I keep screaming. I can't leave my stuff here.

They're going to steal my laptop. I go downstairs, I tell the lady, lady, why are you leaving the crackers? Were you dressed? Yes, yes, no, I was dressed. You would have been funny if you were in a battle suit. I took all my stuff, I go downstairs, and I talk to the lady, and while I'm talking to her, she wasn't sure what I was talking about, and I was like, but the sense of dress, crackhead.

There she turns her head, they have cameras, you see the guy, in the cameras, he tries to open all the rooms. I vois le gars, dans les caméras, il essaye d'ouvrir toutes les chambres. Il essaye. Je lui dis, madame, est-ce que lui, il tue un client ici? Il lui dit, non. Mais alors pourquoi tu le laisses? Alors moi, je commence à crier.

Et je dis à Radhid, écoute... Ton go-to de résolution de problèmes, c'est souvent crier. C'est vrai, c'est vrai. C'est vrai. Il n'y a pas tard. Il n'y a pas tard. C'est vrai. On dirait que quand Poseidon isn't there, you take his place.

It's really that! It's really that! It's really that! So I was creating the lady and she was like Ah, you know, the local Crackhead comes here sometimes. I was like, I don't agree with that. And then there was another lady, it was funny, who was trying to come in and she said

I don't want to get attacked. They told me that sometimes women get attacked here, you know, in the hotel. And I was like, it's possible. I said, it's very possible. So, who said that? It's a client. A lady who is a client. She said, and I said... You know, she was there at that hotel, you know. She read the triple-visor. She said...

I got aggressive and was like, yeah, but lunch was closed. So I had to go to the store and pay 10 more. That's what she said. She said, I read online that I had to have a room on the left or right of the alley and they went in from there. It was funny because that lady, her room was in the dangerous place. Okay. And I wasn't. It's weird. She's afraid of getting attacked and you give her the safer room. But I was the one who was almost attacked.

But maybe the crackheads were afraid of getting attacked too. Maybe that's why. He went into the wrong room. So I sexually attacked three crackheads. And then... No. So I said to Radie, I said, listen, Radie, I'm going to sexually assault three crackheads. And then, no. So then I say to Aradi, I say to you, listen Aradi, I'm going to do the show. First humorist who admits it, honestly. Sorry.

He's putting everything on himself. Sorry. Go ahead. So then I say to Aradi, because he organized all this, I say to you, listen Aradi, I'm going to do the show tonight, parce que lui a organisé tout ça, je dis écoute, Radie, je vais faire le show à soir, mais si on n'a pas un autre hôtel, je veux pas rester ici, je vais retourner à Montréal. Je vais juste conduire, j'ai mon auto, je vais retourner à Montréal. Là, finalement, ils m'ont trouvé un autre hôtel.

C'était pas bon, mais c'était cool. Mais eux, ils disent maintenant que moi, j'étais fâché à cause qu'il y avait l'existence de sans-abri, mais ça a rien à faire. C'est parce qu'ils ont rentré dans ma chambre. because there was the existence of homeless people, but it has nothing to do with it, it's because they entered my room. Yeah. I... Tell the truth, Pantelus doesn't want to get attacked or have his laptop stolen, that's it.

Yeah. It's not that it exists, it doesn't bother me. Yeah, homeless people outside, you have no problem with that. Yeah. Yeah, you know, your distribution of tasks, I'm there. You're a homeless person, there's no shelter. Yeah, exactly! Exactly.

I... I respect the rules of society. I know your place. Know your road and stay in your goddamn lane. I give you whiskey and you stay there. That's it, they tried to get into my room. But he was bilingual and he didn't want to work. But I think... But I think, yeah, that's it.

Know more than one language. Don't make it so you can't lose your apartment. I think... I think there's no one who does... There's other criteria. Hey, you haven't paid your rent for four months. Ah, you speak two languages? Oh, stay!

Listen, there were other opportunities. Other than stealing me. And he probably spoke a third language. Oh yeah. Probably. But people understand that. So it's... So who said you're a diva?

Is it the world that's been blocking you? That's what I heard. Someone from Val d'Or told me that. And I was like, did they tell you the story? She said no, they didn't tell me the story. They just said you don't like the stories in Paris. I was like, oh, listen. And then I started telling the story.

And she was like, oh, that's not cool. I said exactly, that's not cool. So when you talk to your Val d'Or friends, you tell the truth. Now that you're currently on the air with Le Dernier des Vrais, do you go back to Val-d'Or? Currently, it's not booked, but we never know. We never know. Are you going to give me that requirement?

That I don't want to be without a name in my room? Yes, yes. Usually, the artist has his own word to say on the hotel he is. The truth is that I don't care. If no one can enter my room, I don't care. That's really it. I don't want a big hotel. I don't need luxury. Do you think that when you ask that to the other people, they'll be like, I don't know, it's like,

we don't have many options. We'll send it to Rouen, because... But that's what happened. Oh, you went to sleep in Rouen? Oh, that's sad. Oh, fuck. And no one came into my room.

That's really fun. How was the show? The show was good, the audience was good. Ok. The audience was good, the show was good. Oh, it's funny because the first day, it was just three hours after the situation, so I was talking about Crackhead,

I was talking about what had just happened, So I was talking about crackheads, I was talking about what just happened. There was a guy who was angry, and he called me and said, I'm a crackhead. And yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was a little obfuscating, and I was like... Do you know the term? You know, he was like,

call me a crackhead. I'm a crack person. I'm a crack enthusiast. I'm a crack enthusiast. Enthusiast of crack. No, no, he was just like, because you hate crackheads, and I looked at him and I was like, do you really think that

you're going to change my opinion on crackheads? He wants me to defend crackheads. He's like, I'm for civil rights. We have to civil rights. You have to defend rights. Colorblind people, LGBTQ+, and crackheads. I hate everyone. He's trying to put that in LJT.

Maybe that's the plus. The plus is the crack. It's a big C. And I told him, were you serious? And I was like, I hate everyone, including me. me, thinks I'm going to stop at Crackhead. No! It's not Crackhead, it's intravenously challenged people. I'm a crack smoker. It's exceptional.

So, that's just it, but he was still... He was less weird after we talked. Okay. But he was pissed weird after we talked. But he was pissed at the beginning. And this hotel, it's recognized that the world is being stolen? Apparently, yes. But I didn't know that before I got there. And before I heard the lady who was like, I don't want to get attacked, I read the reviews online.

And every time you have online reviews that say you get attacked in this apartment, it's... It's this website? Is it a dull, aggressive review? I don't know. What do you think? Is the aggressor the one reviewing? I'm just trying to understand. Hotel Très-Platt! Cri trop!

Cri trop! Aggra-Fing! She was screaming too much! Agrafing! You asked me if I was jet lagging. It just came in live. Everything is funny. It's vis-à-vis... Kenya is vis-à-vis Europe.

Navarre. Navarre is enough to be JetLine. Yes. It's funny in Estonia. Which company did you take? Air Canada. Then we took Brussels because we actually have a flight to Brussels. And then to go to Tanzania, it was Kenyan Airways, and we also took Ethiopian. Which one is the best in these four?

Ethiopian is really good because for a flight of 2 hours, they serve you food. Ok. But yeah. Chris, you see that they had... Look, they're hungry. They did... Oh yeah, you're a jerk. Everyone is. It's old Russian facts that fell from the sky. Air Canada was still good, but at the same time, it doesn't count.

I was busy. I was in business. Were you in business with the other companies? I just couldn't... No, I was in business. Were you in business with other companies? I just left business. So Ethiopian, there was a meal even if it wasn't... Economy. Ok.

And what kind of meal was it? Ethiopian food or European food? Imaginary food? Yes. Use your imagination! What are you doing? This steak is succulent. No, but it was like, I think it was just a chicken with sauce and rice.

I have the impression, no matter what company you take, it's always about the food. Like a chicken fad. You know, I took... Heir Etihad, which is an Arab Emirate company. And the food was exactly... Virgin Air, Air Canada.

The same weird spaghetti. Air Canada, business, for real, c'est pas si pire. Non, c'est pas si pire. Oh my god, five stars, oh t'es étoile Michelin. Non, c'est, ça va, en fin de la journée, t'es dans un avion. Oui. Mais c'est tout le temps de la bouffe un peu fade, je trouve. Ou c'est peut-être moi qui a la COVID longue. Non, mais non, t'es pas fou, c'est dans les airs. It's a bit of a fad food, I think. Or maybe it's less than the Covid language. No, but you're not crazy, it's in the air.

You taste less because of the pressure. It's all that, that these things are too salty. It's too salty because we taste less. It's just to solve complaints. It's just North American, European food. Since it's food like North American, European, since it's food that the spice is salt. Well, no, on my return, there was a... on Art Canada, there was a choice of jerk chicken that I didn't take. But...

But, me, once, Art Canada was chicken with butter. And it really tasted like a real chicken with butter, but it tasted the same as the jerk. You drink enough, you drink enough, everything tastes the same and you're happy. You just need more champagne. I don't know why I criticize... When I'm on the plane, I pretend I'm a culinary critic.

I'm always like, yeah, those pinot-lots... That's it. You know, I'm crying over... Well, I'm crying... I didn't say it to anyone. You know, when they come, everything is to your liking. Oh, that's great. But in your head, you're a judge. In my head, I'm like a mess of coles.

It cost me a thousand more for that. In my head, I'm like a Yeah, more alcohol. I think that's fantastic. I like the open bar side of business class. And I like the free wifi. When I'm in economics class, I would have the means to pay the 9$ for the wifi, but I don't pay it. I'm like, no, I won't pay 9$. So I'd better just......fix in the void. And the thing is, you don't pay a business card. The thing is, you buy a credit card in a plane. And you book for, let's say, a premium economy.

And in your card, there's what we call E-upgrades. I discovered that this year, so I'm going to dig in. There are E-upgrades that allow you to upgrade your... to upgrade your ticket. That's what I'm saying, I don't pay the ticket. I did that because I felt like a piece of shit. During the holidays, I go down to Florida with my girlfriend. So I book us for the economy.

I pay the E- my blonde. So I booked us an economy class. I paid for the e-upgrade. And then, they called us both. You know, they named her name on the way, she had her ticket. I called my name, I had my ticket. And they were like, I don't know if, you know, since they changed our place, I don't know if we were in first class. I looked at them and I was like, oh yes, third class. I'm in business class.

She was in the 22nd row. So I was like, oh, you're a jerk. So I go see the lady and I say, hey, I don't want it, can you? And she's like, the flight is full. So my blonde, I was like, take the seat first, I'm going to sit in the back. And she was like, no, no, no, no. And I sat in first and there are three people I know who get on the plane, who know me and my blonde. So they see me and then they see her.

So I look like... I look like the kind kind of guy is like... I'm the one working, ok? How much did you go to Orlando? 500 economic dollars? 2000... first? Ok, it's going to cost me 2500. It's not true that the Kaoliss is all straight, St. Petersburg is correct. Baby, we're muslims for this flight.

Go back. You know, as soon as we landed from the plane, I was trying to cross the world that had seen me pass. To rectify them. And since there were three of them, there was one waiting for the shuttle, I said, call us from Canada. I explained to him, I saw the other one, I said, hey!

I told him, I let you, I have to take my train, but there's one train, we're all in the same train. So I saved myself, I told him, there's only one that I didn't manage to save. Nobody believed you, by the way. Everyone was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I think there was once, there was once someone who had a heart attack and I'm not sure he's dead but they didn't tell us. Because they just asked people to arrange themselves and the two arranged themselves, one in front of him, one behind him. They put them elsewhere. And then everyone was like, is he okay? And he was like, yes, yes, yes. There's a right on him. There's a right on his head. It happened to me in November when I went to Vancouver.

They didn't announce anything, but they asked people if there was a doctor. And a lady was like above the lady who was on the ground. It was an Asian lady who was on the ground. She didn't move. And the lady was eating chips, it was an Asian lady on the ground, she didn't move, and the lady was eating chips. She was eating chips! The lady on the top, on top, we thought it was a doctor, eating chips. So finally, the Canada agent asks, she says,

uh, so you're a doctor, and the lady was like, I'm not a doctor. It would have been funny if she said, a literature doctor! She just heard, she just heard that she had a problem, and she got up to go see him live with her chip. And I watched it and I thought, that's weird. And the lady, the little Asian, they just dragged her a little and they took her in the back. Oh yeah? Yeah, like if it was a doll. And then I was like, that's not cool.

And then... Especially if they pulled her. But if I were to be her husband or or son, I wouldn't be like, Oh, mom will be right. It's like if he... Oh yes, I'm the one with the elbow! They just pulled him out and I was like, Oh, that's weird.

And I thought they were going to announce something, we have to stop at fucking Edmonton or something. They announced it, I didn't see it. What do you want them to do? Let's say the lady is dead. Stop it somewhere. Stop it. Let's say Calgary or something. Why? Isn't it weird?

No man, I'm like... Let's say she's dead. Can we go home? I just got a flash. But honestly, that was the attitude of a lot of people. Yes, but we have a lot of places to go. There are a lot of people who were like... Oh, in English they said, I hope they won't stop the plane.

And I was like, oh, fuck this is weird that everyone thinks like that. You're going to stop the plane? Why? Poor lady. I just got a flash. She's dead! I just got a flash. We only have another billion of these Chinese., we can't fucking kill them bro! One year...

We didn't kill them! They don't help much! One year I had a flight... You know, the flight that the guy... I think he was dead, it was a flight from the United States to the United States. But there was a flight one year, it was Porter, Montreal, Toronto, and then Toronto, New York. What a bad flight. But Toronto, New York, we left, a guy died, and we had to turn around, drop the body, because they did...

It's respect! But they did... It's them, it's them. If now you fall, why are you dead? Do you want us to continue the podcast? While your friends are crying? They're dying! Hey, let's continue the podcast! But they said... they did it legally...

When you land in New York, you park the plane, you wait for someone to clean it up. You can't leave a dude... They can't dump the dude in Newark or New Jersey and say Here, it's your problem. You know, imagine, Trump doesn't want illegal immigrants. That's illegal in the US. Wait a minute, but it's not even true that you say to Trump Your immigrants will be dead. He'll be okay with that.

No. Oh, that's funny. No. It's funny. But yeah, I remember, on the spot, I was like in a mess, then I was sick of being in a mess, then I was like, hey, poor guy, you don't want that when you die, the first thought of 350 people is the COLLISK! If you die in the airport, you knew you didn't feel good.

Mike, Mike, Mike, everyone here, it's their thought. If they take the Montreal subway, we have a noise and one of them is dead and they're like COLLISK! I'm going to be late for work because someone decided to fuck off. Everyone was like, you could have... Oh, well, we don't care. You're dressed like a girl.

That's it. We changed our mind. Decided to die, live, it was very selfish. I was just thinking about you. That's the beauty of someone who doesn't pitch in the bridge because they fall into the river and they find him at Trois-Rivières. That's it. It's not like... It's not a problem. There's no traffic.

It's like that. That's it. Unfortunately, the thought of it is like that. It's sad, but that's it. Continue, man. Just... You know, the lady is dead. She's dead.

You say it's not cool for the lady. What? Continue? I don't know. Dying is not cool for the lady. She's dead. You say it's not cool for the lady. What? Continue? Dying is not cool for the lady. That's true. It wasn't my fault. Exactly my point. So continue. It's just in the moment. But in the street, you don't want people

to have their suitcases and pull it out of their heads. So you pull the lady out, you put her in the toilet. You know, the Asians are small, you just throw it in the overhead. You know? Where are you going? It's just to accommodate everyone. It's not easy. It's not easy. I was just...

It's just weird. It was weird because I wasn't sure. I was like, are you dead? And people were angry because they thought they were going to stop the plane. That's why in my head I thought we were going to stop the plane. And they were like, oh, we don't have to stop the plane. And I was like, oh, we don't have to stop the plane. And I was like, oh, we don weird because I wasn't sure. I was like, was she dead? And people were angry because they thought they were going to stop the plane. That's why in my head I thought we were going to stop the plane. And they were like, oh, I hope we don't have to stop.

And everyone was angry. And I was like, fuck, if it was Tamel. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she keeps going. She had a nice life. But what do you think? Let's say, you know, like when Owen Hart died in the WWE, you know, they just kept going. Next fight! As if nothing happened. They just kept going on the show.

As if nothing was happening. And in the documentary about Vince McMahon, he explains that they kept going on because when he fell, he was black in the room. They didn't see him. Nobody saw him. They just saw a back of the head with a skull open like a balloon. But they were like, oh, that's Chris.

It looks real. They're good at nesting. You know, at the end of the day, it would be a lie. It happened. There was a man with a disease. He's not dead. He's not dead, but he took the ambulance. Okay, go ahead. I'm going up on stage,

and the show must go on, man. It's the same thing. But he wasn't dead. He wasn't dead. He wasn't dead. But for example... No, but even if he had been, I would have said, don't worry, he's fine.

Yeah. He's fine. Stop crying, ma'am. Stop. You know, I would have said, like, there's nothing. Stop it. I don't know. For the rest, maybe I'm the one who broke it.

Let's say there's nothing collectively we can do. You're Vince McMahon of Quebec. But I think that's not true. But at the same time, a spectac... I don't know if... A show is weird? You know, you take a break. You say, hey, let's go see what's going on. That's what we did. You take a little break. When it happened, and it wasn't in the show like for Chris Benoit, when they knew he killed his kids and his wife. He made an homage before he discovered...

Yeah, because they didn't know what the truth was. That's magic. Because they made an homage. He's like, fuck off. And the week after that, they were like, we're sorry, we didn't know all the details. Even when I was young, I wondered what these fucking shitty kids were doing to piss him off. Texting too much. How many kids were there?

There were three but he killed two. Oh, he left one alive. He wasn't there, he was living with another lady. Okay, okay. He was lucky. Oh yeah, he was lucky. You know how psychopaths often do... You know, psychopaths do...

Let's say the guy who beat his ex and said, I'm going to kill my kids like the doctor did. I wonder if Chris Benoit did that to hurt his other son who's not there anymore. You wanted to live with your mother? That's what's happening. You missed the party. You wanted to live with your sister? You don't have a sister anymore! Missed the party. It will teach you.

His son looks a lot like him. Oh yeah? Yeah, I saw him in an interview. Oh yeah, Chris. It must be in the video. Chris Benoit's son looks a lot like him. He's like a young Chris Benoit. You see his face. Does he fight?

He tried to fight. Chris Benoit. Okay. Tu vois sa face. Il fait-tu de la lutte? Il a essayé de faire de la lutte. Okay. Ah, c'est-il que moi je l'engagerais pas parce que tu fais, okay, je vais l'engager, il a le talent de son père, mais il va être petit, fait que là il va faire, okay. Lui, il était cestoréen, hein, je pense. Tout le monde. Tout le monde. Oui, oui.

Fait que, mais lui, lui c'est un problème de commotion cérébrale. C'est ça qu'ils disent. Okay. Mais peut-être, comme je dis, c'est l'attitude de ces enfants. C'est pas le détail. Moi, je sais pas le détail de qui c'est arrivé dans cette maison. It's what they say, but maybe it's the attitude of these kids. We don't know the details. I don't know the details of what happened in this house. I can't blame Chris Benoit. I don't know his family. We don't know the version of Chris Benoit. That's it.

Carlis. Did you see the guy this week, the guy from the UFC this week? I'm going to be a fan of Luke from now on. The guy from the UFC this week, in a podcast, he explained that Hitler, before the war, looked like a good guy. Cool guy. It's the media that have been salivating him.

Oh, I loved that. But there were some examples. A guy so cool with a moustache like that. Come on. He said we could go hunting together. He said he looks like a guy to go fishing with. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the guy from Wage.

I saw that coming. He said before he was blowing the meth or the speed, he said, let's speed it up. Like he's just taking the speed. He was like, let's speed up! As if he was just taking speed. No, speed up! He had all the ideas! He was just drunk, that's it. I know a lot of people who took speed and didn't... And didn't try to kill all the players?

No. Check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, So what's your next trip? I'm going to... Israel! I'm going with him, we're going to visit Palestine. I'm going to the Dominican Republic with my family. Or... Soon? Yeah, in two weeks. I'm going to see my family. Otherwise... Soon?

Yes, in two weeks. Otherwise, I'm going to Ireland in May. You've already been to Ireland? No. Where are you going? We haven't checked our trip yet. Are you going there with Aba? No.

A real vacation. Ireland, you wouldn't feel like you got hit by the sun. I think so, man. But they'll feel it for him. I'm the only one who's blushing over there, that's for sure. But... There's no one over there who's blushing. No, no.

We're rolling. While you're there, try to go check out a soccer match. They're crazy. Yeah, not really. There's a person who throws bananas. No, I don't like bananas. I don't know if they throw bananas. I don't know.

I'm not Irish. First of all, I'm not Irish. I don't think they throw bananas. No, it's them. Oh yeah, they throw bananas. There's a chart. It was an accident, bro. An accident. I thought he was hungry!

He was hungry and he was like... No, it happened in Spain and Italy. More to the south it happened. What's the deal with throwing bananas? When you play... There was a player, a black player, and the other team's fans were angry, so they threw bananas.

That means you have to bring your banana. The fans of the other team were angry, so they threw bananas. Yeah. Damn! That means you had to bring your banana. I went to the stadium! Where did you put the banana? I hid it. You, you... You know, let's say you hid it in front of you. Thomas made a sentence with a banana.

But the biggest thing, there was a player who took the banana and did this. He looks at it, starts eating it. It's full of potassium. It's become a post-sexual. It prevents mists from making crumbles. It's good. But in Ireland, I don't know if they do racist things, but they are very fanatic. You're going to like that.

Ireland gives off a vibe that they have to do racist things. Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. No, no. But not really. I really, really liked that. I went there two times. Racist things? Yeah. I'm always a fan of racist things.

I'm a classic. It's like in Greece, we can't do that in soccer games anymore. No, no. Shit! That's why I don't play anymore. in soccer games. Shit! That's why I don't want to anymore! They have zero tolerance. What did you like? I really liked Ireland.

Dublin is exactly like Montreal. So there's racism. There's a lot of difference. The streets, you'll have the impression of being in Montreal. The world is boring, it's funny. There are chicken nests everywhere. Dumbasses. And cyclists.

Everyone is on a bike. It's funny. I was thinking, when I got to Montreal, I was drinking Smedex. What? Smedex is Smithwick, it's an Irish beer. I have no idea. It's Smedex, it's the second best seller in Ireland after Guiness. I was drinking that and there was an Irishman in Montreal who told me, this is a beer for women. In Ireland, it's a beer for women.

I was 19, so it's a age where if an old man tells you it's a beer for women, you can't drink it. Or you double down and you take out the ecutex. And the woman's beer, you're going to get stuck here. What are you going to do? You're going to get stuck here. That's what you should have said. I had stopped drinking Smedics, even if it was my favorite beer. And when I was in Ireland, I saw a lot of guys drinking Smedics. And I had asked a guy from bartender, if they were all gay, I thought it was a woman's beer and he said,

well no, it's super good, why would it be a beer? And I was so pissed off that I spent 20 years of my life not drinking that, since I thought I looked like a woman when I was doing that. But for me, a woman's beer be good? Yeah, if it tastes good. I'm a woman's beer, but it has to be delicious. It's from the 90's.

Yeah, I understand. It's from the 90's. Different times. You know, yeah, that's it. Was it delicious? It was really good. It was really good, yeah. I really liked that.

Two things, I realized two things I really good. I really liked it. Two things I realized, two things I really like. To go to the Smedex and to kiss men. Two things that not only women go to. And we both discovered that on the same night. But yeah, and the world comes hot, fast. You know, when I was there, he told me, it's the only place in the world that the Saint Patrick's Day, they have to close the city for four hours to let the world go crazy a little. Because then people get drunk quickly, let's say from noon to 4, so then the city closes at 4 o'clock

all the restaurants, bars, so that people can get drunk to the house, and then it opens at 8, 9 o'clock and then people get out. You have to go to the match. I want to see that. You have to go to the match. If they have it like that, it's going to be crazy.

You're going to sing. Besides, you tolerate your alcohol well. So they're going to think that they won't know how you do it. I'm going to come back and I'm going to be the king of Ireland. Freedom! We should go to Greece together, like we said. I'd like that. I'm down.

I'd like to go to Greece. Are you going? Yeah Greece. Are you going? Yeah. Where are you going? It depends on what you want. I was saying to Mike the other time, do you want museums or beaches? No.

That's what he said. He said, I need museums. Yeah. I think I'd go to Greece more for beaches. The island of Crete. I would like to go to Macedonia. Just... It's the northernmost province.

Macedonia is part of Greece. Yes, but there is a country on the top of that. What is the country on the top of that? Before, but there's a country on top of that. What's the country on top of that? Before, it was called Vardasca. OK. Then they decided in the 90s, fuck that, we want a story. So they started to take it. The equivalent is really like if Quebec decides tomorrow to be like,

it's us, New York. Then we still speak French, but we say it's all up to us, Manhattan. Then we talk about the story of New York, even if we're not in New York. And we say we are New York. New York would be a little angry. Oh yeah. That's true, that's the equivalent. And we can change the language.

Every time you see Yankees, they call you the Expos. They go, you bastard! That's really it, that's why we're angry. We just stopped, we know who you are. You're Bulgarians. Just tell him why you're not proud. Historically, it's true. Well, I wasn't pissed, but I had a little bit of that reaction. When Jack Metting made a video one day,

well, it marked me, it marked no one else except me, but he was making a recipe for a poutine at the chicken bar. And then he said, I'm going to make an Indian poutine. He said, no one knows where the poutine comes from. Does it come from Quebec? Does it come from Longue-Tapio? Or from the South? I was like, look at Tabarnak. Christ, you know, the world of Victor Drummond is getting crazy.

And he's like, is this coming from Kingston? No, because it's fucked up that he's the one who does the property. It's fucked up. I find it weird, but... It's really that, but no. You know, it's Quebec. For real, I admit, it makes me a little... It makes me feel a little bit worried. Because the poutine is Canadian.

I'm like, well, no. It's not Canadian. It's Quebec. Poutine? 100%. It's Quebec. It's funny. Even when I go to Toronto and there are poutine stands,

authentic poutine. It's not authentic. Are you good? I've never tasted poutines. Correct. But it's gouda. It's not real quickquake cheese. It's gouda. It's not real. It's good, but it doesn't even look like cheese.

Yeah, but the cheese curds over there are not real cheese curds. How do they do it? I have no idea what they're doing, but that's not it. That's not it. It's funny because when we were in Ethiopia, there was an Ethiopian woman who had opened her restaurant, but she was from Ontario, and she had opened it, and the guys were... No, we're meeting in Kenya, excuse me.

He was from Toronto, and she was Ethiopian, but she was from Kenya, and she had opened her restaurant. And I was talking, but the guys were eating there, and we were like, yeah, we went to eat, the person we met was like, yeah, we went to eat, and she made us a poutine, and I was like, and... it's the reason why we ate at her place. She made us a poutine. I was like, and...

It's the worst poutine I've ever seen. It's the worst thing to do. I was like, but you had all the red flags. Like, more... She comes from Ontario. She's Ethiopian. She moved to Kenya. Her poutine is going to be trash.

It's... It's not possible. It can't be. It can't be. It can't be. The mathematical equation can't be. I don't have my 436 but this mathematical one, I understand it. The pudding will be too hard. The sauce will be too hard. You're going to tell me to jazz the bag of cumin.

It's going to be a... And the guys were like... They were like, what do you think? And the guys were like... No. They said it, but they didn't... But they were polite. But when they told me, they were like,

bro, it wasn't edible. The brown sauce should be anything. All the ingredients are there for a disaster. The red flag is China. It's impossible. They seem to be always happy. When you're far away and there's pudding, they're so proud.

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If you scrape... It's like... Yeah, that's it. I'd open a restaurant and it was just African food. So I was like, I'm going to make you a crazy sauce-cream sauce. I'm not sure what it is exactly, but I saw a lady on TikTok.

And she gave you a sauce-cream sauce. It's a hot chicken sauce. I put... I put some I put chicken... I took bread and crushed it. It was a disaster. Nothing is going on. Don't do that.

Do you know that there are a lot of Ethiopians who speak Greek? There are a lot of Orthodox Greeks. I met one in a gas station. I didn't know how to react. Why did the Greeks try to conquer... No, it's not that, it's them. I think they were the first...

It was one of the first Orthodox Christians. It was them. Ah, okay. So the Greeks were missionaries. No, I think it was before... just before it happened to us. I don't know any other historians, but he was one of the first. It was the Ethiopian, I think. So the Ethiopian were Greek Orthodox. No, not the Ethiopian, just Orthodox. Just Orthodox. Because of the Ethiopian, he wasn't Greek.

That's right. So there are some who speak Greek. So in the end... I met an Ethiopian, he saw my cross and he spoke to me in Greek. And I was shocked. I was like, what's going on? What is it? It was... So So, they were Orthodox before you? Yes. So, it means that you're in the background. It should be Ethiopian Orthodox.

I don't know if it was before us. I think it started there. And then it started in Greece. But they kept it. There are a lot of things. You should do it. All the Greek churches should do a little speech before saying we're on an Ethiopian land. Ethiopian, yeah, Ethiopian. It's an Ethiopian religion, let's give up. So it's cool, yeah, there's a lot of relationships.

Okay. You know, Samgoss, for the rest... Before the games... To apologize. Just... it's not an excuse. But it's not an excuse. Do something or shut up. Let's say I was in a game, the Canadians, and I just remind you that we are on an unrecognized territory.

What do we do? It's like saying, excuse me, but... My grandfather had stolen your grandfather's wallet. And I just said that I stolen your grandfather's wallet. And I just wanted to say that I have your grandfather's wallet. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's all.

But he should do something... And you don't give it back to him. And you don't give him a five-finger in it. He should do something... You keep the wallet. I'm going to fix the problem of stolen crackheads. And as soon as you have someone... They're not all crackheads.

As soon as you have someone who says, hey, we're doing a video on the crackheads. And you're like, oh, I'm going to do a video on the crackheads. And you're like, oh, I'm going to do a video on the crackheads. And you're like, oh, I'm going to do a video on the crackheads. And you're like, oh, I'm going to do a video on the crackheads. And you're like, oh, I'm going to do a video on the crackheads. And you're like, oh, I'm going to do a video on the crackheads. And you're like, oh, I'm going to do a video on the crackheads. And you're like, oh, I'm going to do a video on the crackheads. And you're like, oh, I'm going to do a problem with crockheads and thieves. And as soon as you have someone... They're not all crockheads. As soon as you have someone who says,

hey, let's do this speech on a non-CD-based internet. You say, perfect, okay, he's moving to your place. He lives in your place. You know, Chris, he has the right to steal your land. But at the same time, that's it. The crockhead wasn't trying to steal your laptop. He was trying to take back his land. To at the same time, that's it. The crackhead wasn't trying to steal your laptop. He was trying to take back his land. To take back his stuff, yeah.

That's the crackhead who was right. If he had come back, he would be really disappointed if he had come back because I don't have any more alcohol in my room. It would be sad. Anyway, I'm really ignorant about this. What was he trying to steal? Everything he could find. If it was open, he could have found everything he could find and put it in his suitcase.

Because it must be Asti who must have stolen the flashlight. For me, it would be just my laptop that is worth it. But what's the deal with my ass? There's no one who has cash anymore. Imagine, I have 300 dollars that's like, are you my ass? Are you my fucking boxers? Hey, you're not content? Are you my boxers?

I'm starting to get it. It's pretty good. No, it's just if you find things you can sell. Yeah, that's it. It's just laptops. Laptops, cell phones... But if you're not... What? Or money, or jewelry.

I don't know. What do you bring with you? But if you're in... Let's say, if you have jewelry, it's because you're in the bedroom. Whoever takes it off, goes up and says, OK, I'm going to the restaurant. You never take your jewelry off when you go to the restaurant. So you bring all your valuables except your computer.

So they can steal old laptops. In a pawn shop, you'll have 20 or 10 pieces. It's a bad business plan. In a pawn shop you'll get 20 or 6 bucks. I don't know. It's a bad business plan. I don't think there was a market plan. They're not known for that. It's not the crackheads we know. They have a fucking plan.

A feasibility study. I don't think it was done. We should find a better name than crackhead. Find what their drug is. Because it should be more like a meth head, I guess. I don't think so. I said crackhead is bigger. I don't think it's a problem. I don't think so. Hey, excuse me! I'm the meth. But Hitler was a meth head, right? Hitler was a meth head. Hitler was a meth head. He was a vanguardist. He was... A lot of drugs.

And you look at him now and you're like... It's logical. He was a lot of drugs. It's fucked up. The guy from the UFC is absurd. He thinks that you're going to say that and he's going to be like... He's going to be like... He's going to be like... The guy from UFC is absurd. He thinks that you're going to say that and that people are going to go... Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I saw a lot of articles, and there was the transcript, so I wanted to see the interview.

But it's funny, it's his podcast, it's the first episode. And you see that the other guy who is with him, his face is one, there will be no episode two. We're coming, we're coming to cancel you. Is he a guest or is he his partner? No, no, the other guy is his sidekick. You see his face because the other guy said, I don't say I go everywhere, the Jews, but there are Jews. And you see the other guy was like,

He looked and was like, fuck that, it's not my podcast. But there was Dana White, you know, Dana White condemned what he said. He was pissed. But he said, the beauty of this sport is that people will pay for tickets to see him fight Carlson Volley. And there's no time. There's no time. Yeah. You put him, who's the best Jewish fighter?

You put the best Jewish fighter against him. You're going to be sold out. You have to put a guy who's going to win. Mitchell versus Netanyahu. Yeah, that would be... That would be crazy. Are there any high-quality fighters in the UFC? Just Neve.

Just Neve. Neve can fight. Neve. Neve is strong. Neve is strong bro. Yeah but... When I think about the MMA fighter, I don't think about Neve. Maybe Bill Goldberg. The fighter. Bill Goldberg. There was this guy when we were...

Goldberg! When we were in Vegas, we met a fighter who was a friend of Olivier's. Is that a fighter? Yes, he's a fighter and he's a guy who came from Israel. Yes. And... Yes, yes. So, I don't know if he's a Calibre or just a friend of Olivier's.

We put a little cap on Olivierli and we go to Oli. You're not helping the cause if you do. We send you and you lose. A little cap. We have to disguise it. We call it spying. You're kidding! Hey, Yann, do you have any questions?

Oh, man! Yes, I have a few questions. Okay. Well, there are a lot of people who want to know, are there going to be any other episodes of Two Drinks Minimum? Two Drinks Minimum? Yes, but it's just that, you know, I did the calculation, you know, by this summer, I have 112 shows.

So, you know, I don't have... Bragg. You know, so I don't have time to do anything, you know. So, we'll have to do it again, but... It will take time. Yes, it will take time.. So that's the only reason. We didn't even stop doing it. It's just that we didn't have time to do it.

So we stopped. It's weird. You stopped doing it. We stopped doing it. It wasn't like, hey, we stop doing it. We stopped. It's on pause. For the Rockies, yeah.

My who congratulates Pantelis for receiving PSPP. How was it? And do you count on receiving more politicians? Yes, he's a good guy. Yes, he was nice. PSPP, you had Éric Duhaime. Éric Duhaime, it's on Patreon now. Éric was also really nice, he was cool. Both were very good. Did you have Gabriel Nadeau-Dubois?

Not yet. I'll try. But there are plenty of politicians who don't want to do it. It's been two years since I've harassed Legault. In my opinion, Legault... It's because he hears your accent and he's like... That's really it. He says, no, he's going to vote for the Liberals. That's right.

A lot of people judge me before they know me. It's because of my aggressive eyebrows. But... So, PSPP... PSPP, you told me you really liked him. PSPP was very good. He was a good guy. I thought he was younger. I was like, you're a young guy.

How old is he? I don't know, 50. Oh, yeah. He's 48 or something. It's rare to see people with such a long name, who have 50. He wasn't 50, he was something like that, but he was older than I thought.

But he was a good guy. You see he likes Quebec, he likes what he does and all that. He was nice. Eric, you like the same thing. I thought it was going to be ridiculous, the podcast. And he was fucking cool too. He has good ideas too. How did you approach PSPP?

Is it him who approached you or is it you who approached him? PSPP, I think I mentioned it on Facebook a year ago. I said, bro, stop being afraid. Come and play on Frenchcast. And I sent an email to his guy and he said, we're going to paint his websiteels is harassing us. PSPP said that they will do it. It's just that during the Parliament, they do a lot of things. We will do it, it's certain.

Then they came back and said, we have such a date. They told me two months before. Can we do it? I said yes, let's go. They planned it. They were happy to be there, they were very nice, they were very cool. They like podcasts. And then Eric Duha be there, and he was very nice, he was very cool. He loves podcasts. And then Eric Duhaime, is it Eric who contacted you? Yes.

The one who saw PSPP? No, no, no. No one knew PSPP was going to be there. We had already booked Eric Duhaime, it was by accident. He sent me an email, but I don't think at first he knew what the Frenchcast was. But after he was like, oh fuck, that's cool. But it was him who sent you an email and he didn't know what it was. My manager, yes. Okay, it's still weird. That's cool. But he was the one who sent you an email and you didn't know what it was? Yeah, in my head.

Okay, that's weird. That's why I thought it was going to be a weird interview. But then I met him and I was like, oh fuck. But I think, since everyone says Trump came back because of the podcasts, I think there are politicians who are like, hey! Before that, I think I was... Always around the elections, I was asked to do it. I don't know what I asked to do it around the elections. I don't know what I want to do.

My podcast is in English and we don't really talk about politics. We're asked to do it sometimes. We're asked what we prefer. It must be the same pitch all the time. Like us, we're really asked to do it. You'll see, it's funny. I'm sure it must be hilarious. It won't be the Kassette's show that comes out.

Especially if I drink a little, I wouldn't be enough to catch that myself. So I'm just going to get into the propaganda of honesty. But it doesn't work under listening. Like Pissed Pee Pee, you know, he had ideas, they wanted to talk about it. He can't be here and be like, hey, let's go to the blue crackhead.

He can't do that wanted to talk about it. He can't be here and say, «Hey, let's have a crackhead!» He can't do that. It's not professional. Yeah. He's going to be thrown in the first context. It's a good episode. Very nice guy. I liked him. It's cool. What did Rogan think, who keeps saying he's not Republican? I didn't see it. He often said... You know, because he said he was there at the inauguration.

And he said, you know, everyone told me I was Republican. I'm not Republican. He said that because he was afraid. There was a guy who wanted to counterbalance a little. Except that... You're at the inauguration, you have to be associated, that's for sure. Well, I was there too and everyone wanted to kill me because of my stupidity. We never know. But I found it weird that he doesn't assume.

Yeah, me too. I found it weird that one guy who's there, if he wants to keep his image of a guy who's not associated with any party, he finds himself there and then he tries to defend his... He's chum with Musk and he's chum with Dana White. All his friends from GSP were there too. A lot of people were there. It's still something cool. What did you think of Elon Musk with his autistic movements?

He tried to show people how he saw Tesla. It's not a joke. It was weird. What's weird? You saw the Tesla, it's a You saw the Tesla, it's a You saw the Tesla, it's a You saw the Tesla, it's a You saw the Tesla, it's a You saw the Tesla, it's a You saw the Tesla, it's a You saw the Tesla, it's a You saw the Tesla, it's a You saw the Tesla, it's a

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There are other ways to say it. It's fucking crazy. There are other ways. You can't be as smart and as bald at the same time. I understand that it's an autism, but there are other ways, bro. But I find it absurd, and it's the way we are now. If someone from your bar does something innocent... You know, everyone should have answered, Look, he looks like a sword, he looks like a nested sword.

We talked to him, he didn't know, he's a nested weirdo. He moves like a Sims-style. He moves like a Simss. He moves like a sims! It's really that! A guy who comes from South Africa, he didn't know! But you know... Oh please... But you think he was really doing the segment?

I don't know. But he can't... he can't... he can't... Not realize. Not realize. Not realize. That's my problem. That's my problem. It's like, it doesn't bother you that you did... You know, it's a little... It's a little like Guillaume Le Métis Vierge.

Don't take me for a fool. That's just it. That's just it. That you did a shit, it went wrong. Okay, after that, your... Stop attacking this young man. Stop. For me, it's just an excuse after I'm like, Bro, please. After that, your... Stop attacking this young man! Stop! I'm just apologizing after I'm like, bro, please...

But do you see what's weird with Musk? Everyone on the right apologized by saying, oh yeah... But that's what bothered me! And they said it wasn't weird! it wasn't weird! It was weird! The person would be like, oh, you're hurting us! They would have made him say, hey thanks, Ilan, we'll call you back. It should be like, hey, we'll keep your candidacy!

If ever... Like you want to... You have all this intelligence! You have all this intelligence. You have all this intelligence and... You don't compute that. Damn! It's hard to believe! Imagine that the first time he computed half of it, he was like...

Oh fuck! And then he was like... Ok, we have to double down. My heart! My heart! He didn't have a choice, it was too late. Every time you make that sign, I look at your arm and I'm like... He's a big Tesla fan. I like electric cars.

That's going to be... If someone does editing and says I went to the inauguration and then... 100% I like electric cars but I don't want to pay the internet The price, that's it Any other questions? How many are left? Are there any questions? There are two left.

Ok. Wait a minute. Mario was asking... Like... Like... Like it's the two of them... Like it's the two of them with Sébastien Bourgo, as a co-editor...

Let's go! Mario would like to know if you think that Bourgo should come back to the team. Yes! Yes! But Bourgo said he didn't want to come back here, apparently. I said it already, it must be an event. It must be like the Centre Vidéotron, Centre Belle, Burgos in the middle, Mike up there like that, Preach on one side, me on the other side, and it will make a good podcast. Yes! Yes! Yes!

But he doesn't want to do it. He doesn't want to do it. He said he decided not to do it under his watch. That's what he said. He's bitter in Christ. It's true! Oh, damn it! Wait, wait! Are we talking about the same Burgos? Sébastien Burgos is bitter.

You know, when everyone thought he was bitter, I didn't think he was bitter, but for me to think he was bitter, he has to be bitter times a thousand, you bastard. He gets carried away on TikTok. He lives only from that. But that's extreme. Oh yeah, the other time you were doing your research on how TikTokers win, Did you check to see how much he won? He won, but he started later, but he won 14,000 in the last 6 months. He hadn't done a full 6 months. He's going to get a good 80,000 this year. When?

I think people are exaggerating a little with him. They're a little too aggressive. No, honestly, I look at the messages and even sometimes I write, I'm like, calm down. It's too much. It's that we forget that people... you know, because he's a character, you know. So there, people, they do... hey, it's like his state is at war. He has a form of reality that isn't true. So it's a game. I'm going to send him to shit.

So it must be hard for him. When he closes the camera and he sucks the butter in his hair, it must be like that, Barnac! I see some comments and I'm like, fuck, that's too much. What the fuck, and make people hang out. I understand. It's good, Bardet, he spends 100 years managing the community, managing it, blocking it, muting it, blocking it. It must be exhausting. And it must answer everyone.

Yes, but if that happens, it takes too long. I haven't seen him in a long time, but before he answered everyone, let's it. But if that happens, it's too long. You know, I... It's been a while since I saw him, but... Before, he was answering everyone, Let's go, let's go. So I think he discovered the copy-paste function. I'm Guigui Griveaux, and the goddess Geo-N. The goddess...

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Wait, wait, wait. Thomas LeVac. Thomas LeVac, Bourgos, and the podcast is a baseball podcast. Oh my god! I'm banned. Oh yeah, that would be good. I'm going to produce it. Yann, what's up? Alain asks, for Pantelis, what's the difference between humour in French and English? Is Mike Patterson right when he says French comedy is easy? Well, I don't know if it's true because he doesn't do it in French yet, but...

But I really speak French. The worst is that Mike Patterson didn't really think that. He was making my gala, I don't remember which year, it was the year that Rob Ford was mayor of Toronto and he smoked crack. Yeah! So he was playing in a sketch. He was playing Rob Ford's brother. He wasn't playing Doug Ford. We didn't even know who Doug Ford was at the time. He was playing Mike Ford or something like that. And then he came and made these jokes.

There, the first show we did of Rodin, it really went in. And then I said, I'm going to bring you back. And when you come back, shout, French comedy is so easy. So there, he was shouting that. And there was nothing absurd about it. It's his first gala, and there's a standing up while screaming, French-Cambodian is so easy. It started from there, and then it became his catchphrase.

And now, Aster, it's just weird because everyone thinks they think that for real. Yeah, they don't think... For me personally, it's not that easy. It's not at all. I took years now to really work my French, and to read and listen to a lot of podcasts just to be ready. It's not that easy, but in Quebec we have more rooms in French. So for me it's fun, I can go to many places.

What's easier in French is the appreciation of the audience. In English, it's sad. In Montreal, it's sad. Less and less because there are people who do parties. But in English, when I started, it was sad. It's not... Aggressive. It's not cute.

And you shout the N-word, well I shout the N-word. Yeah, that's you. I wanted to motivate him. Yeah, but I gave him a pass, and I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You still hold it? It doesn't help, it doesn't help, stop. It doesn't help anyone, and not even you.

But... But it's just, appreciation is tough, and there's no English. In French, it's like that. In Canada, English is very... When you speak English, you're able to do everything, because you have a huge shell. When you get to French, you just have a kind of bomb in your heart because people appreciate what you do so much. Versus in English. It's just like, wow, Chris, I'm not pushing shit.

Finally, I'm correct. It's tough in English. You do shows and there are six people in the room. Four of them are comedians. It's fucked up. And two others are bartians. It's fucked up. And the other two are bartenders. It's tough. Anyway, that's when I started. And I understood why there were people who were like... For ten years, they were doing the same thing.

Why would they do it? People don't appreciate it. Why would you do it? And here, you have a competition. You have what? You have an ecosystem. It's fun, lots of different humor. 100%

We talk in English. What's tiring, I spoke with Rachel Lilly, I told her to do some French. I told her, for real, you do some English, you speak French, you do some French. And she, in the interviews, what she said, what's the most difficult thing to do in French, is to return to English. I heard her say that and she was right. Because, you know, when I started, I started in English, then I switched to French. And every time I returned, I was always like, oh, yes, that's it. I already do 200 shows a year,

I don't need that. And the only ones I did, it pisses me off that there's no more of that party, in the meantime there was a party for the cocaineomans, cocaine anonymous, that was fun. Oh yeah? Everyone yeah. You know... You said you were partying. You know, someone partying but who is young, is perfect.

Who needs a C. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Everyone needs their C. Everyone wants to talk about their business, their business idea. Yeah. A suitcase. It's a show, it's an English show, but you had the impression of being quite quiet.

It was... Hey, wait. What were you going to say, Rian? But you had the impression of being in the South Island. It was... What were you going to say, Ryan? I was going to ask Pantelis if he was still hosting a comedy show here in the Bordel. Yes, on February 25th. It's in English here. I have a lot of dates in French if you want to come and see me. We capture that by playing here in Montreal. No, but you were hosting a lineup with comedians in English.

Yes, here, on February 25th. Ah, ok, ok, it continues. Yes, yes. And now, it's about... Yes, do you listen, Yann? No, yes, it's a joke. But it's about once a month, because we have a little time, it's every week. Yes, and we changed that. And now it's done once a month. Yes, and it's good comed, because I brought it in English. There are a lot of surprises.

It's a lot of fun. Yes, and you take, you know, like, even the thing you did in the beginning, it wasn't a mess, but you made Louis J. Gomez come to Montreal. Well, it wasn't my fault he came here, but I was part of that. Yes, he was there, it's been two weeks, on the third floor, and it was a lot of fun for people to see someone from New York, who checks his podcasts and we know him. So we're trying to bring more people from New York, people you see on TV and all that.

Yes, yes, yes. And you sometimes bring people from the world of Toronto? Yes, yes, more often, it's easier. So we're trying. I'm trying to do something with the English system here, but it's very difficult. Yes, yes. Well, I have the impression that the Quebec English, and even worse, the Canadian English, it seems like they respect the Americans, but they are afraid of Canada. And I hope that the tariffs will make it so that they will support Canadian humorists. That would be funny. It would be crazy that because of Trump, there are guys in Winnipeg who will win their lives for the first time.

That would be cool. Yes, yes, really. For Canadian products. Yes. Yes, but that's it. In Montreal, I try everything I can. With all the people I know in the United States. I bring them when I can. And that's really it.

Very cool. Very cool. Last thing before we finish this, do you have anything to say? Do you have anything to say? For me, it's just my dates in French and the French cast, the Patreon, all that. Do you want to go check out my product on... Your product? My product, it's a product.

Speaking of cocaine. Is it a skin cream? Yes, it's a skin cream, it's moisturizing. It's soft, soft, soft. No, it's... It's... No, you can check my YouTube channel, Abunpreach, on the Internet. We're still there.

More than 2 million subscribers. 2.2 million subscribers. And do you still have the Fall Ops? Yes, I still have the Fall Ops with Mélanie Couture. It's weird that I plug another show, but M Kutur will do her second one-man show. So go check it out. No, I'm trying to read it, but go check it out. With Steve, who is my director of the shooting, who does the concept of the marriage.

So go check it out. Very cool. Very cool. And your one-man show, when is it? I'm going to do a studio tour first. It was planned for years, so we'll check it out. And when is your one man show? I'm going to do a tournament in the U.S. first. It was planned for years. I'll see if I can do anything here.

I'll see what the demand is. See you! Thank you very much everyone! Thank you Ontario! See you next week! Thank you very much. you