Mike Ward Sous Écoute - #521 - Charles Brunet et Oussama Fares

Episode Date: March 24, 2025

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Yann, the flammo, not talented. That's what I learned on TikTok, that you're a flammo, not talented. I'm a flammo without talent I'm a flammo without talent How do you feel when you get insulted? It's a bit for free I don't know where it comes from I think it comes from one of the last sub-links we did With Preach

A flammo without talent? He was shocked I think That's where he was shocked, I think. Ok, do you know... Did you know about the thing that you talked about Michel? That you found Michel in good shape? No, no, no, no. I think that... I think that in the last under-each with Preach, I don't remember who he was with, he was with...

He was with Pantelis. With Pantelis, well, I they slid a word on Burgos. I added my little salt grain and it shocked him. He signified it. Well yeah. And did you say, excuse me, or no? No, I went to an online store and I sold T-shirts at the EFJ of the Grand Zoubar. Okay, so we can buy T-shirts, Flammeux Pas de Talent.

I bought the domain name Grand Flammeux Pas de Talent and I went to an online store and I sold T-shirts. Did you buy Grand Flammeux Pas de Talent? Flammeux Pas de Talent. Flammeux Pas de Talent, you already bought it? No, no, Flammeux Pas de Talent. Or you just have Flammeux Pas de Talent? FlammeuxPasDeTalent.com.ca So I could buy Grand Flammeux Pas de Talent. FlamouPasDeTalent.com.ca So I could buy Flamou Pas de Talent.

Exactly. And sell you the merch. How much are your shirts? I don't know. It's like a Spreadshirt. It's like a shop. Everyone can go to a shop.

I think it's around 30-40$. There are towels. There are all kinds of things. Did you just write that? boutique. Je pense que c'est à peu près 30-40 piastres le t-shirt. Il y a des tausses, il y a toutes sortes d'affaires. Pis c'est-tu juste écrit ça ou il y a le dessin? J'avais rajouté, mais là ça se peut que je la ferme, je pense que... Tu t'es-tu mis ben riche avec ça? Pas vrai? T'as vendu un? Non, je l'ai vendu peut-être une dizaine. Je pense que c'est tout. Oh Chris! Yeah yeah. Still big. Yeah yeah.

And there were others that were... Let's go Baudé. Ok. Yeah. I had put a new design, Let's go Baudé. Ok. Hey, that, me and him, I'm going to the darknack. Because you're stealing his catchphrases.

Yeah. And you're doing... Well, I was going to say you're making money with that. You're not making any money going to say you're doing money with this. You're doing no money with this. He got shocked. And then I bought sebastianbourgo.com and.ca. And I... That's not true. Did you do that?

And I'm planning on doing something, but I think that... I initiated a peace treaty and there's a lot of respect for it, so I... I'm trying not to get too far. Are you going to give it to him? Are you going to give him your domain names? Yeah, if we have a good hand, I'll give him the domain names. You're really a bully. Yeah. Oh yeah.

So if you want to shave my head, the first thing before you come and shave me, go buy your domain names, no more than Chris. That's it. I check, okay, Mike Ward, you can say hi, safe for 8 years, we're going to buy your domain names, not Chris. That's it. I'm checking. Okay, my quote for CA is safe for 8 years. We're going to insult Yann. But Chris, that's funny. Yann, you know, I broke up 3 years ago.

At the time, I had bought a condo. And my ex-wife lived in it. And when we broke up, I said to her, can you stay in the condo as long as you want? And I didn't charge her. It was as if I had given the condo, but it was still in my name. So it was worth nothing.

And when we broke up, I told my ex-wife, stay in it as long as you want. Since she was like 83, 84, so I told myself, She will stay in it for 4 years maximum. She was in good shape, but she won't be there in 20 years. So I said, stay in there as long as you want. Because I get along with her very well, and she had nothing to do with that. Finally, she stayed in there for a while. Before the holidays, she told me,

she said, hey, finally I'm going to go back to live in your neighborhood. So she said, here, here are the keys. So she gave me the keys. So I had a condo. I had a condo that I was going to sell or rent. And I went to see the condo to see if everything was okay. Everything was okay. And then, the next time, I bring things to put in the condo. I arrive, I go to the parking lot and there is someone in my parking lot. It's 206, I go there and there is someone in my parking lot. I'm in a mess. But I'm like, that's possible. It's someone who knows that the lady left two months ago.

They have a friend who came in the middle of the night. They slept there. It's not a big deal. So I go and park in the street. The next week, I go back. I go down to Stie. There's someone else at 206. So I'm in a mess. I'm going to write a little letter, but I'm in my car.

I don't have any paper. I have post-its. So I just write very politely, I just write, hey, it's my place, you're screwed. And I put that in the window. And then I go back next week, the car is still there, and I'm like, you're a jerk, I don't have any papers, so I'm going to do my thing.

Was there a pipe that went from the muffler to the window? No, no, no. But it wasn't someone... There was no one in the car. I go to the pharmacy. I buy a little pad. I write two letters. I say, hey, it's my place.

You're not allowed to be there. You know you're not allowed to be there. Please, park somewhere else. I wrote that very politely, twice. I'll come back next week. There's a note in the window, but it's not a note that I left. It's a note from the person to me. It's just, please identify yourself.

Who are you? If you don't want me to park here, contact the people in the condo. And now I'm in a mess. I was searching how to get someone to park in an underground building. I was in a crisis. And then I remember, I just started thinking, when I was in Montreal, I was in apartment 202, but my parking was 217.

I was like, man, I'm going to do the parking tour and I see that the parking ends at 250, but there are 4 floors. So I wrote to my ex-girlfriend, her parking wasn't 202, or 2066 or I don't know who I wrote to. So, you know, I was like, damn, I wrote two letters, threatening, and it's all old people in this block. So there's a poor lady who was just scared. I feel so bad. I feel so bad! I went to the pharmacy, I bought rock ferrero, and I wrote a little

card saying excuse me, I said excuse me, I'm a condo owner, and I didn't know that the parking numbers weren't the same as the condo numbers. I'm really sorry, and it was misunderstood. I didn't know that the parking numbers weren't the same as the condo numbers. I'm really sorry and it was a misunderstanding.

Take this gift as a gift. Poor lady. It's funny to be matched by a windshield. It's my windshield pen pal. Yann, are you ready to build that? Yeah, I'm ready. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm motivated. You guys, do you... Chantal, are you ready? You're always ready.

I'm very happy to have my guests. It's two guys that... The new generation is the best. The rest are good. Ladies and gentlemen, here are Oussama Fares and Charles Brunet. Hello Charles. Hello Sama. How are you? Thank you. Hello Chantal.

Good evening. Good evening. Good evening. Thank you so much for being here. I got stuck in your name for a reason I don't understand. Your family name is super easy, but I got stuck. It was a spicy name. Oh yeah. It's a... Férez, I take it, Férez. It's not a joke.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a Latin Arabic name. It's okay. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Osama Férez. Oh yeah, that's it. Libané who did business in Brazil! It works! That's crazy! I became Osama Ferez quickly!

My background has changed! It's real! In the transport of sardines! Woosh! Yes! Oh yeah! Thank you very much! We are well served!

Thank you! Thank you, sir! Hey, Michel was telling me, your one man show has already been sold out to Jesus. That's crazy. It's crazy, but I don't know why. I think it's Facebook. Old Facebook viewers started to love me and now it's filling my room. Because TikTok is poor.

You just have to comment. She's waiting for my money. Facebook has power. You're starting to have older people in the audience? Yes. So they don't understand everything, but they're smiling. It's a funny audience. But that's it.

I'm trying to adapt. When they're there, you don't have the feeling that it's their child that they brought. It's really them who discovered you. It's a bit of both. Sometimes they clearly hold their mother and they're like, it's me who brought her. But there are some who get lost too, they're curious. It's funny because when the doors open, there's always a Richard and a Guilainn very very early. They arrive at the end of the month. It's like I'm going through the lobby. They arrive in Montreal at 2pm. They got off from Chicout and they come to see me.

The Boston Pizza is over. It's fun. I think it's cool to play in front of all kinds of people. Me, N'Abraki, who's going to see me, stay, thanks. And how long have you been doing this? It's been 10 years already. Yeah, almost. I was counting the 18, 16, 4 years. 9 years. You were 16 when you started. I think the first time I did it, I was 19. Did you remember?

Yes, I remember the first time I saw you. Do you remember my age? Yes, but you don't know what we're talking about. Let's say you were 17 or 18 and you looked young for your age. All the stand-up shows were 29 years old. And you looked like a poor, poor kid. I was thinking about that today. I'm young. It's starting to end.

There's time. You're starting to have a beard. I let him grow. He, you're starting to have a beard. I let him grow his eyebrows. Oh yeah? He says your audience is old. I think he's charming with his beard. It's true that you had a special look. I don't know if you can put pictures in there. Put that on Patreon, you're paying in cash.

It was so good for the Unité 9 casting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I looked like a young lesbian. I don't know if you remember. To use the exact terms. I wouldn't have said that, but... No, no, but do your research, you'll see in your own I remember Asti. It's going to go up and down. It's been just 10 years. You want it and you're like, Asti, I was ridiculous.

Imagine when you'll have 40, 50, 60. You were looking back. The spikes, you found it there. I always dressed the same. Since, let's say, 98. And I was telling myself, Asti, I won't be careful that everyone does to follow trends. Since 1998, I was thinking, I wouldn't be the same as everyone else, I would be wearing

classic clothes all the time, but my hair was ridiculous. You were in the future! I was like, I'm going to look at myself in the mirror and I was like, Chris, Asti, you should have thought about it. I was thinking about the shoes. I was like, I'm going to look at myself and I was like, I'm have your hair like that? I thought, you're not wearing any shirts! You know, I'm like, I'm dressed like this, but... Do you know the guy from the Easy bag? It's a reference to Reeves' suit.

The Easy bag doesn't mean anything to you. If you were a guy who sold little bags that you kicked so they would come back on your feet, and he kicked you and he went around the schools, he was a millionaire, he was selling the Easy bag to us. But as I see, it doesn't work. Nobody knows the guy from the Easy bag. But as I see, it's not a punk. Nobody knows the guy. Sake Easy, but he had the same pick as you.

You should be his idol. It's good to see that I'm influenced. You inspired the guys. Who made the million. Do you know the guy from Sake Easy? Not at all. It didn't cross the bridge. The guys who do the school tours.

We don't let them in. They do it once a morning. How long have you been doing this? I've been doing stand-up for 5 or 6 years. At the same time that Ericson and Millebelle. 5 or 6 years. But you've been in the business for 40 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before I was doing... I was doing animation when I was younger.

And then I did like... Direction, and capsules, and all those things. I think we even shot a video for you for Zoufest and all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what do you like to do better? Do you stand up on the thing that you like the most? Yeah, I think on stage, yeah. Yeah, yeah, on stage it's not fun anymore. It's rare that we applaud you when you make a good video.

When you make a good body for a dentist. So yeah, the stand up is nicer. I always did that on stage, but he refused to go to the humor school. I think I already talked about it. I wanted to continue the adventure with Ana Spiroman because it was my buddy. So I made myself useful. And then, with hindsight, do you see it as the worst thing that happened to you that you didn't accept at school? Yeah, well yes.

Because anyway, following people who... But they would have kicked me out if I went in there. Yeah, there would have been more to accept, but... They had French classes, that's it. It's over for me. But they don't have workshops, like, imagine you're a rock. That's it, that's where I rocked. We had to do something with a drape.

I said, no. My mother misses me. An arabe and a drape, it never ends well. I was suspicious. I slapped him, he trying to make me run! Give me your drape! I'm open-minded, where's my gourd? How did you get into the game? Yeah, since the guys got accepted to the national humor school, I said to myself, I'm decided to not try capsules and work together.

In the end, they were doing school, coming home in the evening, smoking pot and talking about it. So I saved 14,000 dollars that I put in pot. But it was really nicer than having notes. And you didn't do school either? No, I did the evening classes and yeah. I don't know, I'm not a student, man. I had to be told, your joke is an A+, I'm like, fuck you, man. I don't know, there's like, what's the point of... I often say that, but you know, I dropped out of school to do that. So it didn't make sense to go back and pay more with a C.J.

And like... I wanted so much more, man. To go to school? Yeah. Oh yeah, but it's a question... Who were you when you were young? You know, school, was it important to you? For my parents, you know, and I've always been a little bit poor.

So I said to myself, I'm good, I've been entertaining high school students in shows. I said, at least something that accepts me. I lived with, your candidate is not retained, do you know this guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was on fire. Once, he refused me at the gala, I hadn't even applied. I followed him! He received an email. Postulate Imagine if he tried to kill you! You don't even think about it, my host! I grew up with that, so you want to be accepted by something, you know?

But after adversity, it makes you tough, you know? Well yes, man. It develops other things. Exactly. Did you answer to the person who said you didn't like him? We should have answered no, please! Love me! Just 3 minutes! Where do you ask him, hey what's in the number I sent you that you didn't like just for him to do it?

Oh, you bastard! Missing an end, a beginning, a million... Do you change the number? What would you do? It was so funny! This morning was special. The email was good for us. Everyone was dead! You have to think, for example,

about the question, am I frozen? Am I imagining this? Did I... Did I not do it on purpose? Did you? You were drunk one night... You were filming your 5 in front of the camera like that...

In a living room with a can of beer... The comedian too... He sent me a smoke closer... Good evening everyone, what are you doing in life? My crowd work number to the galaists. I checked with Louis Philippe who worked with us and I was like, did we send a number? And he was like, no, no. Then we checked the emails and all and we were just like, no, they just refused. That's what we're sending you.

You've never done a comedy show? I've never done a gala comedy show, not at all. I did last year with Patrick Groulx, we did a scene. The good old Pat. Yes, it's true, the outdoor all. I did the year with Patrick Groulx, we did a scene. Yeah. The good old Pat. Oh yes, it's true, the outdoor scene. Exactly. And does comedy change the name to Just For Laugh? Just For Laugh in Quebec.

It's just for laughing, I think. That's it, huh? Yeah. Yeah, rest in peace. Technically, you'll never do a gala. Never comedy. Yeah, yeah, no, no. You're always refused.

I did. But you'll do a gala Just For Laugh, maybe. Yeah. Hopefully. Maybe they'll write me after this under-each. Hey, don't think about it this year either. Don't start playing cards with the sound. I'm joking, I'm joking. I won't go home.

It's crazy. Do you still make gala? It's been a long time since I've done one. Last time I did one was maybe 2016. Was it still the big laugh? No, it was Comédia. Yeah, yeah. What date did he say?

2016. The big laugh! The big laugh must have been around 2010-2012. It was still theire Bleu, early 2000s. It's rare that a manager has as much power as his name is in the title. It was the best. Under the good bud light. We listened to it so much, the Grand Rire...

It was at TQS, right? Yes, TQS. It was going to look big with their ball. Yes, yes, yes. I didn't even know TQS, right? Yeah, TQS. It's gonna look big with their ball. I didn't even know TQS. No! You went straight to Nouveau? No. He was born after Odile Tabarnak.

Wait! There are old episodes of Odile. No, there are not really. Because there are old episodes of OD. There are OD... No, no, not 25 years old. He made me doubt. You just knew... You were V. I knew V. But TQS, you had no memories? No, but I remember you often talking about your thing that was porn.

Yes, that's right. Blue night. Did you know about Bud Light? Yes, testosterone. Yes, I know that. I knew that because of the TV-TV-Québec-Archive channel on YouTube. There was a doubt they put it. A specialized channel. It's getting old. That's the spiky hair of the world.

Yes, testosterone was good. I think we just arrived in Quebec when it was broadcast. Oh yeah. I understood that we were living in a free world. Do you know how old you are? I thought you were born in Quebec. No, I arrived at the age of 9. I knew TQS. It was free. I remember we went to buy the antennas. You remember? Yeah.

Oh yeah. That was crazy. You put it on TV. Yeah, yeah. I knew that. I had a neighbor who put a bell. Really? Yeah. Yeah, it worked. He's a guy from the South. He knew that in 2018. The Quebecois Texas! But there was also...

Did you put aluminum foil on it? No, it's not... You know, in Quebec, we put it on to hold it far away. I was holding Sherbrooke posts. I didn't even know if it was Sherbrooke. With aluminum, is that true? When it had to get wet.

When it was getting wet I was holding Sherbrooke drawings. We had something like a video-tron that we were pirating. A modem? Yes, that was wrong because we never paid 200 dollars for it. Sorry. But we had all the bell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. But after that we had all the chains. Yeah, and there were the porn chains. Yeah! For a friend, when he came...

I remember the password at our place was 0000. All the passwords of my parents were Maroc. My parents' password was MAROQUE Again today? It's again in Morocco You can hack the sea where it's going live MAROQUE 2024 You'll find everything We'll have to change the passwords

It was good to see all the channels, especially the SuperEcran. SuperEcran was fun. At one point, my dad had chosen my password. And I don't know why, he had chosen Tripod2000. And at one point, we were in class, and for my PowerPoint, in primary school, I had to say my password, and I had to go to Tripod2000 class,

and the teacher was really worried. I was in the class of Tripod 2000 and the teacher was really worried. That's why Charles doesn't drink his Berleco anymore. I don't touch that, I drink water too. Did you tell your father that you had chosen it? Yes, I told him. My father told me to put that on. They didn't have a meeting. I don't know. The school wasn't really mentioned. They didn't follow up on things.

It's crazy when you're a teacher and you're like that in your day. In the evening you're at home. You have the little dog at the moment. I hope he's fine. They're eating grains. I'm going to change my hair. The next day I changed it. What is it? I want to eat some grains! I'll change the words later. Fuck!

The next day I'll change them. What is it? Sodomy 26! Ok! It's better, madam! It's a big day! Sodomy 26! I'm back. Since you're still young, are all your passwords different? Yo man, I don't know, yes, I guess.

It seems I'm afraid to talk about my passwords. I'm shocked! But now there are Apple things that generate passwords. You use that? I don't trust you, but you have to trust that it reminds you of it it's Apple sometimes they piss you off no

my relationship with them is fine the secret is that you pay it's true that if you pay, you'll always have your pass mode yes, there's no problem it's true, generalize that. If you stop paying or you change... Let's say you change your iPhone, then you take all your passwords to life.

Yeah, but I mean, in life, you need an Apple device all the time. At least an computer or something, Because at least you do backups. I would never have Samsung. I'm sorry. There are people who have Samsung here tonight. Really? The snitch who applauded with less battery than the others. It's crazy Samsung. I have friends who have Samsung, and it's crazy what you have more than iPhone, and it still doesn't work.

They are waiting to print with the cell phone, you have a small cloud device, but Samsung, he's Samsung's boss, and one year he took the iPhone just because he wanted to. And he did that and he was always angry. Every time in group chats, it was just to insult Apple. And then we were like, well, get out of here. No, I have friends too, I I have friends who have Samsung since... And now it's a political party. It's like an identity. It's so counter-reporting.

It's punk. It's punk. And it's funny because when people put things on social media with Samsung, the emojis, they are a bit sick. I never saw it, but yeah. It's not the same. When they smile, they miss teeth. He raised his hand.

Hello! No, I'm sorry. I don't want to be an enemy to Samsung. Anyway. It's exclusive, it's crazy. Yes, Samsung doesn't do that. I didn't know. So, it means that emojis are... Well, it's old in Chris Blackberry.

Were there emojis? Oh yeah. Did emojis exist? Yes. It's that everyone creates their own bank of emojis. It's like art works that they own. Exactly. It's the one who creates their own bank of money. It's like the works of art that he owns. Exactly. The term art is... I am an artist!

You may know my... My... My... My XD! You may know my XD! You may have seen me in the fish. Be careful, they saw my aubergine. You know, Samsung, do we saw my aubergine.

Sam Song, do you have an aubergine? No, there's a seed. That would be sick. The photo of the CEO's seed. It's a tiny Korean seed. They didn't go back to the metaphor. Sam Song, it's Fred, it's Fred. No, he didn't go back to the metaphor. It's Fred, it's Fred. Oh, yes, yes.

Do you have friends who come back to the old telephone, the flip phone, and all to try to fight capitalism? Yes, I have one. And do you like it? I stopped texting him because... He was answering me, but every time I was like, Hey, poor guy. I felt like I was taking him for a pity,

since I realized that it was like, hi, you know... It cost him five minutes. Yeah, yeah, it looked complicated. Do you remember texting in Blackberry? Yeah. That was royal. Tadak, tadak, tadak, tadak.

We were crazy in high school. People were writing exams and answers. It's crazy when you're 16 and you have an electronic device. If you're symbiosis, I could never do that. Going to school must be fucked up. My little brother is playing so much in class. Bro, forget that. School doesn't must be fucked up. My little brother is so good at playing games in class. Oh yeah. Bro forget that, school no longer exists.

It's pity and gaming. Poor, that's true. You're a man who talks in front of you, you're like bro. I have everything recorded. But it's true, they do it like they record their speech, they put it in a sheet, they tweak. There are AI who make you look less like an AI. That's true. Fuck it.

I'm honest. Let's say you're a kid and I had to write a summary of a book. I would write it myself, but I wouldn't read the book. I would ask the artificial intelligence to talk to me about the book for a thousand words. Then I would brainstorm from that. Yes, man. Chris, I just remembered, I remember that at school, in my long pole, because we were at private school, I listened to a speaker in a headphones, and I didn't listen to the school.

Oh, really? Yeah, it makes me flash like... I'm young, I'm getting old. I have a lucid memory of that. It's so much a private school thing. Oh yeah. Wow! In my long pole! Otherwise we had camisoles!

You just see a pair of beads on the end. Then we were searching for you before you entered the morgue! Listen, you... Faraz, drop your knife! Were you in private school? Yeah. What school? I did du rocher and Jean de l'Amnesse, which is like having done the two big ones

of the river. They fight for the number one spot and everything. They didn't even have me. They didn't learn anything. It's crazy. We had a program called the International Education Program. And it was like private education, but they said that. Yeah, yeah.

You didn't have the inverse. Exactly. It's like you passed exams to have better grades and all that. So I passed the exam to have a better grade. You were going to do an exam to have a better grade.

It was crazy, you arrived there, it was a Sunday, the exams, especially for one day. And there were 400 families waiting. I refused three times there too. And it's crazy because they called it the citizens of the world. That was the status of those students at school. You became a citizen of the world? I was thinking, it was so boring to regulate them because they were the fauna and the flora.

It's boring, my citizens of the world. I'm a citizen of the world and you the flora. It's hard, you're a citizen of the world. I'm a citizen of the world, and you, regular. King size. He's slim over there. The cigarettes of the world. I thought that the international classes were the whole school that was international. There was that too. But there was the program that Henry Bourassa had. If your children had to be bullied, it was not possible.

They had their own classrooms. Just their own classrooms. You know, you didn't have your classrooms just yours. They were the only ones in the barracks. You're better now. Yes, that was brilliant. But you didn't know your barracks were just yours? Did you share your barracks with someone? Yes, me, yes. But we had the blue barracks, as we called them. It was very prison, with a grid and everything. And they had a small barracks area. Just the citizens of the world.

Just the cream of society. Poor people. Were there dogs at your school? Yes. The dogs that were wheezing. A friend of the dealer, as soon as he saw them, he was flattered. He was full of wheeze on him. They arrived, they smelled coffee.

But we had fast dogs. Because the dog was crazy. Oh yeah. But we went to the fast dog, because the dog was going crazy. Oh yeah? He was going too fast! He was a capoy! He put him on retreat. But it's a good thing, if you flatter the dog. Yeah.

If the dog came towards him, he'd go, oh, and that's it. But it doesn't work. No. Because if you have drugs and you approach the dog... He follows you after the dog. The dog stands up and says, he's cool! He's calling him. No, no. Because if you're drunk and you approach the dog... He follows you after the dog is down. And you say, it's cool! He's calling him.

It's like at the airport, there's the little dog too. When you arrive in foreign countries, then... He smells the bombs. Yeah, and he jumps on the... And he starts spinning on the suitcases. He turns, like 360 to his suitcase. That's crazy, it's a very small dog. He's famous in Trudeau.

And he jumps. No? Yeah, he's a little dog, he's famous in Trudeau. And he jumps! He jumps on your suitcase, he spins, he's the one! It must be a beautiful moment. I'm stressed out. You're after losing 10 million cash, but you're happy. I always thought that when the dog sits next to you, you're in trouble. One day, I was in Dorval and there was a dog sitting next to me. I was like, I'm high. Is there someone who put drugs in my dog?

I was really scared. I asked nobody, I said, hey, he doesn't sit down when he has teeth. And he said, no, sometimes he sits down because he likes to sit. And he's tired. I was like, you have a good system. It's either a dealer or a dog. He's out of it. We don't know.

He's checking his face. I think he's just tired. Some people know if you have cancer or the same things. There are dogs that sniff your cancer. I think it's for the digestive system. If you have gastric reflux and there is a certain smell. I think some people can smell blood. You see with technology, we are not really advanced.

We still use dog to discover cancer. It's far enough. You see, technology is not really advanced. We still use dog to discover cancer. All these fundraising as long as you buy dogs. They say we're going to put life on Mars, and it takes a dog to find a leucemi. It's crazy. It's still weird. We didn't do everything right.

It's true, you think about the suitcases. How how come they can't see everything in the suitcases? It's like a dog spitting. That's the solution. You go in front of the X-rays and you see there are so many people. It's crazy that we have the technology, the AI and everything. They would just go through it. And they see squares. It's not written bomb.

I don't know, yeah, that's it. It's funny, the random things. Yeah. It stresses me out every time. You see, I have a lot of Arab friends who always get caught in the random thing. And me, never. You see, I'm too fat.

He's fat. We're not going to take off his KitKat from the whole trip. I need to relax. I want to get my olives through. That's why I'm just hiding some food. I never get caught for random things. Anas all the time. An anxious face.

There's nothing to hide. He's always talking about Ana. An anxious face. There's nothing to hide. He's there. He's tweaking. Do you get on with it? He doesn't get on with it. I didn't bring anything, but he's teasing me. Maybe I'm too anti-casting. He's like, they're going to get on with it.

It's too obvious that it's not me the criminal. So he doesn't get on with it. You have a little anarchist energy. I don't know. It's too obvious that it's not me the criminal, so they put me... You have a little anarchist energy too. You look like you're from the past. A little communist who wants to enter... ... some loose books. Loose books. You, you just do that? Do you get it?

No, I just got searched once when I came back from Jamaica. Okay. And I had bought wooden Number 6 is Tatu Dubois. I never thought she would ask for that. Chris Dubois. I bought a mask, a statue, something made of wood. The lady was like, this is wood. I said, I know it's wood. She was like, you don't have the right. I said, do you want it? I bought that to be polite to my wife. I don't know man.

Don't look at the statue. I'm pressure exasperated. Oh yeah, we can't let you go in there? No, it doesn't look like it. I'm scared of planes now. I don't know. In the last three weeks. In the last three weeks I'm like, I'm scared of the plane. Check the plane, leave me alone. I don't know man In the last 3 weeks... I'm like, he's scared of the plane!

Check the plane, leave me alone! I don't know, it's dark! How many planes fell down? A couple! Google is in place, but a couple? If I travel with my family, it doesn't stress me. Why? I just don't want to die alone.

You want to die with your mother? When they're all there, I say we fart, we fart. I can't tell them, I love you, I love you. Good luck, we're done. But imagine for example how it must be freaky, a crash, everyone dies except you. And then, you know, like me, it looks like something that removed the stress. It's the Delta plane that flipped over and nobody died. And then, you know, like me, it looks like something that took away my stress. It's the Delta plane that flipped over and nobody died.

Yeah, everyone was alive. I was like, you're a jerk. It really works the trick to put yourself in the same place. With a suit. The only thing that disappears is that when you get out of there, you're going to have a puddle of piss. It's just that moment that's less glorious. It must be embarrassing. It must feel disgusting.

All along, you're just like... It's him. Just the other guys. Sir, everyone knows, we know everyone. Do you think it works? You know, the plane mode, do you think it's a real thing? No. No, right? I also think it's a conspiracy.

Well, I don't know if it's a conspiracy. But you know, there's a thing I like when you take the plane from Montreal to a Canadian city. Often you're super low, especially in the Maritime cities. And you can be on your phone all day long and you get a signal. If you go to New Brunswick, I'm always on my phone. Do they tell you to do something? They don't tell you, but they don't see you. That's a law, it's been in place since I've had a network.

But they don't tell you? Why do they tell you to put your phone on? My brother is a pilot and he said it doesn't change anything. So I don't know if... Old cell phones, I don't know if you remember, we put it next to a speaker and it made... That could fuck with the instruments, but the new cell phones... It would be funny if he said that, if you have a flip phone, close it.

Please put your pages off. But it's for sure that Samsung have to turn it off. It attracts so much this thing. It's going to burn kerosene. It's not only the gas of the plane. Sir, we're not going to go in. Turn off your G3. Sometimes I don't believe it, but when someone doesn't do it next to me, I suspect it's his fault if something happens. I swear, I look at him like I'm talking to him.

Still communicating. Yeah, that's funny. It's a crash. And you're like, all the time, it's because of Vip. I felt it. We see each you on the news Atchkos We know who it is I didn't point because he's not there anymore He has what he deserves

On Netflix It's gonna flow Asti Asti man The plane man Oh yeah it's falling I I just realized. It's falling. It's falling like crazy. Is there a flight coming up? We're going to...

Yeah, we're supposed to go to Morocco in April. Okay, in April, they're going to see the time to repair the planes. Repair all of that. Not long. Do you pray to have a plane? No. I do pray a little. Yeah, pray to Mike.

Yeah, pray to Mike. Yeah, pray to Mike. Yeah, pray to Mike. Yeah, pray to Mike. Yeah, pray to Mike. Yeah, pray to Mike. Yeah, pray to Mike. Yeah, pray to Mike.

Yeah, pray to Mike. Yeah, pray to Mike. Yeah, pray to Mike. Yeah, pray to Mike the time to repair the planes. Repair all of them? Well, yeah. Not long. Do you pray before the plane? No. Me, I pray a little. Yeah, yeah. Pray to Mike! No, I'm... I'm going to show who you're talking to.

I'm zero zero stressed on the plane. Not even a little bit? Zero zero zero. Oh yeah. Zero. I'm zero... You know, zero stress. If I saw the masks falling, maybe I would pray.

So you're not atheist and conditional? No, well, before I thought I was really atheist, I'm an atheist. So I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm sure. If you ask me if I believe in God, I don't know. I'm curious. It's like the curcuma. I don't know if you take the curcuma. You take it by saying maybe, but you don't see the effects. But you say that the curcuma... Are you in the curcuma or am I different?

Do you compare God to the curcuma? I believe in God you in the turmeric or... Is it that you compare God to the turmeric? Yes! I believe in God like in the turmeric. I'm not all that... It's at this moment... I may have gone to hell because of the turmeric. I didn't call you. Ah! Yes! The turmeric!

It was fun, huh? The turmeric... Ah yeah, no, but me, it's a lot of metal that we bring up. So it's surpised. Well, in the sky, yeah. It def's a lot of metal that we bring up. So, I'm sure I'm praying. In the sky, yeah. It defies all logic. But in reality, we should pray in the chariots, because the chariots are where it happens. Otherwise, we would pray all the time.

Yeah. But I don't think I'll ever discover religion. But if I ever... I think being sick will be the real test. If someone says you have three days left to live, I'm sure the atheist is the atheist. I'll just pray. My mother was Catholic, so I'll just go see a priest. I'll apologize for everything, to have my little let go.

And you see, maybe you're going to lose your last three days doing niaiseries. It's crazy because before kings were baptized like that. Because before you were baptized, it's like you were renewed. And they too, as soon as they did a bullshit, they were baptized. Oh yeah? They kept him like the Joker? All the time. You had a little hand. Hop, no.

Baptism. Fuck, I just did that. It's crazy like a glitch. If you lied, I'm going to get a little sausage. The priest was like, oh, you are blessed. You have a new man among us. Thank you. Fuck, that's crazy.

Luckily there were no photos. Because after, you can see who is a little asshole. When there are pictures of the time, it's babies, babies, the other one who is 52 years old. Damn! There is a coke, there is another condom on the face. You're going to say anything. Dan, we're really busy today. We have like 14 babies. Yeah, we're waiting for you. Yeah, we're in a hurry. The motel is still far away.

I have to go back. All the time, speedo. Damn, Dan. Is it baptized, baptized? Or was it... He said it's a pinch, and the priest forgave him. Was it baptized or was it... I don't know. He said it was a sin and the priest forgave him.

Not the glitch. I don't know. But it was really like the first... Like babies. We washed our sins through water. It's funny. Do you see babies when you have a priest who kills with water? It's sick.

Just for the body. No, but yes. Before,olic people before in the middle ages they had little glitches it could only happen yo it's gangsters it must be freaky when we record this the pope is sick I heard in the news

it must be weird when you're the leader of a religion and your last day no matter who you are you're afraid of death. But you can't be the pope and do... You have to be the last day, there's nothing! Now everyone's like, you're a scumbag! All the faithful, look at the balcony.

He's doing his thing on the balcony. He's going to turn the St. He's gonna throw the place away Well no That's why when they get too senile They're already more pap They're already more pap Wait, he's telling us a secret

I want a secret No, no, he's telling us a secret No, no, we're correct Exactly Shhh No, no, we're talking about the secret. No, no, we're talking about the secret. Exactly that. No, it's gangster. Hey, bro, that's crazy as a job. Even Yank Pratt, my grandfather, he tells me that... That's crazy.

My grandfather was going to take the end-of-life demands, or I don't know how he called it. He was passing the world, he was a passer when he was a pratt. Towards death? He was going to chill with people who were on the side. Oh yeah? Yeah bro, he did... he called it transition, he said. He was a passer when he was ready. Towards death? He was chilling with people on the side. Oh yeah? Yeah bro, he did a transition, he said. He made a couple of people pass by.

Gangsters, pheromones. But if the transition changed today, at the time, he should send him for those who want to transition. And he goes, hey, cut, cut, cut! What do you want? We're close to Lucas in Mike Luthor. So, your grandfather, was he a priest? He was a priest before he fell in love with my grandmother. Oh, at what age?

He was a good little kid, around 10 years old. That's crazy! Yeah, yeah. And it's complicated, stop being ready, you have to unsubscribe a little like... Oh yeah! It's like a little Netflix, you have to... And they're like, no, you're going to pay less. Oh yeah! We're going to make a good retention system. I'm taking care of it now.

From now on, you can fuck girls if you want. You have the perfect shot. It's chill Saturday. Wow. Did you pay when you were a priest? He paid you like 200 a year. It's crazy. At the time, he came out with a bag of potatoes,

I swear, he was poor as fuck. They were all free. But when you stop, you're out of it. What did he do as a job? He became a teacher. Oh shit, that's close. Greek-Latin teacher. It's gangster.

Greek-Latin. He taught Greek and Latin. He was beating his students in Latin. Greek Latin, man. He taught Greek and Latin. He was teaching his students in Latin. It sounds so Harry Potter. Teaching Latin. And he... Are you still alive? Yeah, man.

And your grandmother, are you still alive? Yeah, but they're not together. What a funny guy who threw out the real religion, and 8 years later he made a mistake. But he goes back to the church. Hey, do you still have my costume? Is my account still open?

God was much simpler. But you know what's the worst? He abandoned God for her, and now it's her who abandoned him. Well, not abandoned, but they divorced and everything. And she would be sick if she became religious. No, no. And then he got remarried afterwards? Yes, he has a gay girlfriend who is not married, it's his wife.

So he lives in the P.S.C. I like that. I like that. He's a gangster. That's crazy. That must be so... It must be freaky. How do you feel when he falls in love?

And he was giving his life to religion. Oh my god, that must be crazy. It must be the equivalent of someone who comes from an ultra homophobic environment, who discovers that he is gay. You're right, it's like a gay community. It's true that it's a community in life. Even his family. Let's say the time of your grandparents. To have a son who was a priest, he was like the heroes of the village.

It was like you had the plug. Your cousin works at the best buy and you remember. You're 30% with God. And when you go to church, is he well seen? Or is he seen as a guy who has... It's the God. It's like the guys who snitch. They come under the protection. Snitch. I think it must have been deconstructed right at that time.

It's past like, oh my god, we want to be priests, is there volunteers? At this time, I don't know how they find priests. But there are countries where they will have plenty of priests. Yes, it's very western. It's rare that those who were born in North in North America to be priests. I saw a documentary on a Korean priest. It was crazy what he did on Netflix.

What did he do? I don't know, but he opened a sect. No, it's a priest who succeeded. He pierced it. It's the high level of the priesthood. It was crazy what he was doing. I couldn't even say it, but it's just... There are people who perfect themselves in what they do.

There are people who are good from the start. It's strong, huh? It must be tough. You know, it must be easy once you have 10, 12 clients. But convince the first one... The first three. How do you make God talk to me? I'm the one who's chosen.

And then we'll rebuild who's there. And then... God told me about you! He talked about you, God! Oh, he told me a lot of things about you! You have to be in a fragile place. The first person is the least stable mentally. Just after the guy who's wearing the bag.

But the first one is always secretly in love with the guy. She doesn't believe in her God's bullshit. We're going to make a fight, he's going to get someone, and then little by little there are bandits. You see like... You're going to get... Charles Munson just managed to have three. Yeah, yeah. He was a tomboy. He had three and no one followed him.

He was way too fucked up. He's the one who... I don't know if you noticed, but he's the one who killed them. And he seduced women to follow him. And when you see him, he's the least seducing guy. He has crazy little eyes, little eyes of a rat. The one who's stuck. The croix that she puts in the forehead. She's a beast. Oh yeah, man.

But he has eyes, I don't know, but he makes me laugh, the little extracts of him. When he talks, it looks like he's hiding a big secret. But he had a big charisma. Yeah, that's what I thought. He had a thing It looks like he's hiding a big secret. He had a big charisma. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. He had a thing that... You can go back to your seat. He's a guy who read three books, but he knew the whips well. He played with it well.

Mesmer. Mesmer. Shout out Mesmer. What's Mesmer's old name? I don't know. Eric the magician. Eric the magician. Shout out Eric, man.

Big S.O. Mesmer could have gone if he wanted to. Even there. He's never too late. He's never too late. Messmer is just a good person because there are a lot of people who want to follow him and he's like, let me in too, I want to go home. Chris, even you, even you, you're not far. Change a little the Patreon and big too.

Include the forfeit Chalep or whatever where you can come at the end of the week. Add some... If Mike comes to see you and says, hey, God spoke to me. Mike, drop your friend too. No, no, he spoke to me about you. He likes what you do. Michel is crazy. Michel. Michel. He talked about you! I like what you're doing! Where's Michel? I'm not the best guy with nice pictures.

That would be cool. Michel is like, no, no, it's true, he's talking! You're kidding! He booked it! They're done! Yann is in there. He's already in there. I'm always like, Yann, God, do you have any questions?

There it would be, but then... Sorry. I'm making a sound on the ground. Rasti. Rasti, it's funny. I'm dead. That's what's funny. Everyone who wears a skirt, when you see them from the outside, you're always like,

Oh my god, it was so clear, it was fake, but it must be humiliating. Every time I see documentaries with an old member of the family, I'm always like, poor him or poor her. Yeah, there's a lot of people in my family who have skirts. Oh yeah? In which one? In which one? I don't want to snitch my family, but... Yo, I can tell you about a house that took photos of its family meals. They took photos of their family meals?

They would eat Christmas dinner, they would sit on the balcony and they would sit in a star. That's not true. Yeah, he was saying that for a month he wasn't eating and that he was feeling young as ever. Ha ha! And when he was eating salad, he was eating it, but he was eating the salad with his bare hands, he was grabbing the bowl. It's a small detail, but it's a lot of fun at Christmas. Damn! It was funny.

Were you all there when you saw him do that? Yeah, I knew him. He was the guy I was waiting for for a long time. Was she in your religion? No, not quite. She doesn't want to fuck up my next Christmas. So, so... No, not the time. I was lying to you two minutes ago!

He left and you left with him! He left with me! He went to the cashier! She pays her taxes and everyone is straight! Oh, that's all very normal! But it must be weird for her! Imagine you have your chum, you bring your chum to your family and you hope that your family finds him cool and then he goes out to get his hands and feet tan

and then you're like how do you find him? He's hungry, huh? I told you he's hungry! Oh no, but man... Anyway... But fuck him, he stole money from my grandmother. Oh yeah?

Oh, that's funny. He said, go play in the garden. He stole money. Fuck. I shouldn't have said that. I shouldn't have said that. It implies real people. My person was in a cell.

But a terrorist group... He was on the balcony... The ex of my aunt... Always wearing a vest... Take off your coat, man! He was wearing his coat in the shower! He was wearing his jacket all the time! Well, he left!

On a work trip, he didn't see it. That must be fucked up too! How do you deal with that? Talking about your family and all that in the job? Do you have limits? Do you have people in your family who want you? Every time I talk about it, I always feel bad afterwards. The next day, I call Yann all the time and I say, should we take him away?

And then he's always like, no, I don't think so. And then I say, send me no, I don't think so. And then I say, send it to me. And then I send it. He sends it to me. And I laugh. And then I'm like, ow, that was funny. And then when it goes on Patreon, it doesn't bother me. But when it goes on YouTube, you know, like there's an episode, two weeks ago, that came out.

One of the people I was talking to, they called me. And they hadn't called me in 8 years. And then I said, oh, Carlisle. It's because of the anecdote. What a scam, Chris. I talked about his potech. And then I called back. And then, huh?

Huh? I said that? Oh Chris, it's been 4 months, I don't remember. I always play the card It's been 4 months, stop living in the past But it's out I said it 4 months ago It doesn't count anymore He's gonna call you after this podcast

After this one, they're gonna call you all Don't say it's in the past It's there They're Patreon subscribers After this one they're gonna call everyone! She's not saying it's in the past, it's here! They're Patreon subscribers. Yeah, that's it. Every time I'm like, I shouldn't be, but I'm always like, I don't have... That's what's funny, my blonde is well private,

she keeps everything, and I tell everything. I'm ridiculous. Yeah. I share that feeling. But it's a job. Sometimes, not even. You're not when you're closed. And also when you're humorous,

you say things that you shouldn't say, and you modify them to make them more funny. So the person that implies it is even worse. Yeah, because you exaggerate. Wait, you're going to be like this, it wasn't his hands and his feet. He was wearing boots. It was just his hands. He didn't steal as much as that. Yes, he stole a lot of money!

But... And it exists, vitamin D, it's true that it works... At the beginning, when I was doing stand-up, I didn't even change the names. When I was doing stand-up, I didn't even change the names. That's why I didn't do the national school again. That's why I didn't do the national school again. And you learned to remove the names.

Just tell the story. At the beginning, you niche yourself. At the beginning you're snitching. Yes, at the beginning you're like, you're not changing anything, you arrive in an open mic and you're telling your worst secrets. Yes, yes, they laughed! I was lucky because at the beginning, everyone, let's say I was talking about someone,

when they saw me, they realized that I was never talking about them. There was even a guy at the beginning, I had a character with Patrick Groulx, who was called Henri, who imitated a real guy who existed. Sometimes I said sentences that this guy had said. One day he came to one of my shows and I said, Oh, you bastard, oh, you bastard.

I did the thing, he came to see me and said, you bastard, I don't know where you get your ideas from. Oh, come on! And I was like, oh, crazy! Mike is creative! He didn't see anything, nothing. And I had, it was,

it was a number that I said, you know, to someone I just met, you're my best friend, do you want to be my boyfriend? And he was like, I don't know where you get your ideas from. And he really took a break and said, hey, we don't see each other often enough, but Christ, you're my best friend. And if I moved to Montreal, it would be cool to live together.

And I was like, you bastard! You just said exactly the sentence I said. And I imitated your voice, Asti. It's the same as that. He put it in verse. He saw nothing. He will never be pursued. No, no, no.

Asti. He's been under his nose for a long time. He doubts nothing. He's been under his nose for a long time. He doesn't doubt anything. He's his best friend. I don't want to come after him. He's my mother. We'll be cool. As soon as I get to Montreal...

He was weird. He came one year... I can talk about him, because you won't know if I talk about him. He came to our house one year. He was close to him. He came to our house one day. He was close to him. He lived on my street from age 0 to 18. When you're young, someone who lives on your street automatically becomes your chum.

It was like my street chum. When I moved, I thought, well, our relationship is over. But one day he arrives in Montreal, and he arrives at our place, since my father had given me his address. So he arrives at our place, and I was like, I can't stay, I have a show. Okay, I'm going to go with you.. I was like, oh, damn it. Okay, and then he was like, wait, I'm just going to take a shower first.

And then I was like, no, we don't have time. I go there, he says, perfect, I just have to go to the bathroom. He goes to the bathroom, he comes out, he says, yeah, that's it, since I didn't have time to take a shower, I just washed my balls and ass. And then I'm like, with what? And he's like, with your towel. And I had, he with your napkin.

And I had... He had wet my napkin. He had put soap. He had rubbed his balls and his ass. I had no... He wanted the balls and the ass. He wanted to run. It was a one-night technique. Yeah. So I was like... A guy who brings you back from the bar.

It's fucking weird. So we go to the bar. I do a show. We go to the bar. I do a show. We go to the bar. He's the guy who does my show. He ordered drinks. Since my drinks were free, I finished the show. He's under the bus of the bar.

He goes, you go to the open bar, but your chum. I think it's excessive. He ordered like 9 Roman Cokes. So it wasn't free anymore. I had to pay for him. And then he was like, we're leaving. And I was just... I had saved myself. I left. And I was like, well, Chris... You still have a bill at the bar.

No, I paid for it. I really paid for it. Shit, man. That's funny. But the guy was... he was kind. No, I paid for it. I really paid for it. I know it's funny. But the guy was pitying me. The story of washing your balls is hard. Oh yeah? I didn't know that's what he did.

I learned it. He told me I washed my balls and ass. And he didn't tell me to do it with a towel. It's weird. When I arrived home, I went to the bathroom and I saw the corner of my napkin, all wet again. And I was like, ugh. That's when my empathy stops. Yeah.

I have a poor you and your life is hard. But as soon as you eat my pie, I come to wash my balls and I go to my tabarnak. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, shit, the friends who follow you and don't want you to follow them... That's incredible. They're strong. They have an energy. They're creative in the argument they find. New reason why...

Have you ever followed someone? I don't know, man. I hope not. You don't want to know that you're fat and you realize it during Charles' break. Sometimes you realize it. You're already in love. It's already over. I'm going to go to bed. I thought it was the only primary.

It's chilling. People don't want to chill with you. We'll play at 5, no one at 5. We'll play at the bike rack I used to do that at the hockey, I used to skate outside I was so lonely to shoot so many times The hockey players are dirty Very dirty

As soon as they know how to smart, they have more than one mind It takes all to hold on to an ice cream They shower together I went to the Oscar arena I said to myself, we are going to the same place I was really ugly even disabled The next day I came at 9am

They said, come tomorrow at 9am I was alone on the arena I And I was shooting rounds, but he never went. So he stayed on the ground all the time. That's funny. I hope the goalie will jump. Those are big moments of integration. That means the coach has the other team, he has to tell the goalie, But other team has to say to the goalkeeper

Put your stick on the ground Go and wait for Tim Morzen, leave your stick, you'll be fine I played for two years, it was called the Patriots of Montréal Nord It was funny It was sick, nobody had new stock, everyone had stock of opportunities And it was crazy, it was crazy. No one had new stock. Everyone had stock of opportunities. It was crazy. It was a real multicultural team. My first game, I didn't stop. It's crazy because when we just arrived, it wasn't long.

I remember we had been at a game show. I have some courage. We were young, 12, 13, nobody wanted to play. So I said I was going to go. I got there to play, but I couldn't stop. So you went into the goal. I did like this. I did a round. It's one of the least glorious moments of my life.

It's pro because the players do that. They walk a little little bit before going. Did you think the other guy was trying to intimidate him? He turns around like a roc. The little guy with his feet with holes in them. His feet with spikes behind them. It's crazy the social ladder on a ice cream. You know he's poor. You know he's good because his parents are alcoholics.

You see everything on an ice. It's a filter of truth. All sports are that, Menestri. It's like the Gear 9. But you know, football is about crampons. You can traffic, but you know... That's not my favorite sport. On an ice, you can't, man. You know, you can see it, you can smell the club. You're walking without a cigarette.

The guy who scores 9 goals, it's because his father is beating him tonight. That's it. It's not that it's going well. The guy all well dressed. In Saint-Lambert, you know, a small team of rich people. We were being beaten by Boucherville. Well yes. It's not going well in Boucherville.

He plays bantam, man. Not Boucherville, no, Boucherville is rich. Saint-H in Boucherville. He's playing bantam, dude. Not Boucherville, no, Boucherville is rich. It's there that you see that you come from a rich city. When you're like, look at the poor people of Outremont coming. Like last year's stock. When he arrives in Bentley 2019. The poor guy.

The Westmount crime! Not Boucherville! Boucherville is fucking rich! They are also super rich! I was going to deliver it there? Yes, I was going to deliver it. Deliver dry laundry at Boucherville. It was funny.

Do you know the company Mieli? Does it tell you something? Yes, I only deliver that. It's small dishes with 4,000$. You know the company Mieli? Does it say something to you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I only deliver that. It's small dishes with 4000$. And don't tip people. You're supposed to tip a deliveryman. You're supposed to tip everyone who goes to your place.

Yeah, yeah. There was a debate about that. I put a video about Hubert Eats. That during the storm, people didn't tip. And I thought people wouldn't be like... And the people in the comments are like, they don't deserve to type, it's a whole society debate. Like live in the hall, people don't type and are like...

It's a fucking debate. You didn't tip me! You have to type! Especially the guy or the girl, he can go to a place in the snow, and you're like, oh, two coins! Sometimes I change the guy on Uber Eats, now I give him five coins,

and then I see an old man, I add five coins. Some people say, I put the guy after, I was like, what's your criteria? Did you receive the meal? It's like making a Google review on a bad place. I saw a guy do that. He said to the server, I'm putting a bad review.

It's difficult. He said it. It was with his crab. And he wrote it. And he was smoking. The dragon cousin was going to see it. Snake coliseum. He was writing, and he was smoking, he was smoking shit! I swear! The dragon cousin was going to see me! You snake-ass!

And you know... But it was dirty! He was fucking... Degenerate of value! While he was writing the bad opinion, he was giving himself wings, things to comfort him, so that he doesn't write too much shit. And I was next to him, full poly, and I got my back fucked. I don't want to be like me!

No, but you know... He didn't give me wings, but if I had said, your going to write your letters, he would have given me 100$. But you're going to go to paradise. I'm going to paradise and there are wings over there! There are rivers of wings! Rivers of my wings! I hope there's a paradyieng for that. Yeah, man.

Hey, that must be traumatizing if there are rivers of wings. You're drowning in wings. You know? And you're drowning in it. You're drowning in it. You can't drown. You're breathing under river of wings. You're breathing in the wings of a chicken. It looks nice, man.

It's fucking. Hey, I have wings, I'm going to fly. Then you realize, oh no, it doesn't fly. The chicken... The chicken doesn't fly, Then you realize, oh no, it doesn't fly. The chicken... Oh no man. When you do Ramadan, you imagine a lot of things like that. Yeah. It's crazy.

Do you do Ramadan every year? Yes. How hard is it? Is it between extremely hard and very very hard? Or is it not extremely hard and very very hard? Or it's not that hard? It's hard.

I can't pretend that it's just water. Some people go down and say it's just thirst. You're like no, it's mayonnaise. It's bread. I'm hungry! The proof is when you break the yolk, you're a croc! Yes, yes! Some people put their dials

like at 4am to get drunk from 4 to 5am He's drunk, I saw him do it! I'm a leftist man, it's ok Yes, yes, yes, an hour before, I'm drinking Ok! He's waiting for the sun, he's in the man of the left, it makes me... Yeah, yeah, yeah, an hour before, I'm souping. Okay! He's waiting for the sun.

I'm listening to Canadian Express. Oh no, but it's... You start to get hungry at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. Yeah. Sometimes it's hard, you have to do your day. If you have to get up at 7 o'clock and you get there at 6 o'clock, it's rough, at some point you don't want to drink water, drink a coffee, etc. But otherwise, it's tough for us.

It's tough, but for us it's super nice because we get together as a family. For us, it's a bit like Christmas, it's Christmas. You saw Christmas, it's hard, we stop eating, we stop drinking. It's still cool to eat and the food is better. So that's a big, big, big meal. We eat everything we like. Except that you're not in a gang to eat at 4am in the morning. That's just you and yourself. Sometimes I'm at my parents' house, and my dad is just in a tabarnak,

drinking coffee and listening to the weather. He drinks coffee before the sun? Yeah, because he has a headache. He's addicted to coffee. He wouldn't say that to him. No. So it must be easier. Ramadan, when it's in months

when the sun goes down earlier, it must be cooler, easier. But now we're good. We're starting on March 1st. But when we said July 19th, it was July. It was hot. It didn't happen at the right age to be spiritually rich at a young age.

We were not serious. We were acting like we were teachers. I was in Dubai during the Ramadan and I saw so much difference between those who did it for real and those who did it for real. Especially when you're in a place that's like 60 Celsius. They still have color on their cheeks and everything. There were some, you know, 45 years old and there was energy and I was like, it's impossible to have energy. In a country where it's 60 degrees, it's impossible. It's a shutdown, going back to the afternoon. But mentally, it's like you're lucid. Because you can't just say, what do I want to eat, what do I want to drink, what do I want to do?

There are no more of these questions. You're waiting for the title. There's a guy I was following on TikTok, and I can't see him anymore, I don't know if it's because he's dead, but he had a one-month-old baby, and you know, it was fun to see him, he had energy, and he started, he was fat like me, and he was thin like you. The last time I saw him. And then I stopped seeing him. But surely because... We were hanging out, and then he started eating again. It's not to make videos. Hey, today I ate a lasagna!

You're like, alright! We follow you so you stop eating. But fasting is crazy good. I don't do Ramadan but fasting sometimes Before I come back, I fast 16 hours 16 hours? He's still going to hell That's crazy

I was saying Can I have a orange juice? A orange juice? I'm diabetic and it sounds like You have a skin? Yeah Ah, that's nice! Yeah, it just told me I was going to die That wasn't...

It's an alert, but for you... He wrote Mike Ward It's the same person but he wrote Mike Ward Who's going to die? Who is it? Ah, it's me! Ok Ah well, it's good to know You're not reassuring

I think the young man is crazy, the handsome one Ah, I don't know, no, the diabetic people are crazy Who's gonna die? Who is it? Oh, it's me! Okay! Oh well, it's good to know. You're not reassuring. I think young people are crazy about their age. I don't know, the diabetic can't. No, but I could, but sometimes I couldn't. That's it. You know, but it would be... Oh yeah, well, even doing it like Ramadan,

you know, one day I wouldn't have the choice to... Well, that's it. And you can like... What's the name of the Catalan food? Eating fat and losing weight. Keto. Keto, you keto, can you or can't you? Well, I can and sometimes I can't have the choice. That's right. How do you call it? When you eat fat and you lose weight. Keto. Keto, can you do it? I can, but sometimes I can't.

That's conditional. It's crazy. It doesn't work. It's crazy. This thing is really crazy. Calculating sugar all the time to get up. I have a thing, but usually it's rare that it does that to me. Since I have a system where everything is managed.

Yeah, yeah. Everything is turned on. Oh, so you even have a little insulin shot. Yeah, yeah. I have everything... In your arm? Yeah. I have...

Wait, where is it? It's an apple chip. Yeah, here is my insulin. And there, there is my... Really? It's your chip. My tautuc. Wow, man.

Is it that orange juice, you're a you in the middle of a bad trip? No, well, now... Oh yes! Alright! Thank you! Thank you! And he's... It's the orange juice that looks like the most urine test. It's really not.

He's really hot. What is this rock game? Be careful. Guillaume had the fly open. I shouldn't have written a bad review on Google. That's pretty crazy. Have you ever done a review on something? Yes, but just positive.

I put five stars and I wrote Goated Spot. Oh yeah? Yes. That's nice. Bilingue, everything. Gryffondor. Gryffondor, damn. You have to be a bad person.

It's mentally sick. But apart from that, let's say on Amazon you order a radiator and he explains that this radiator has wasted his life. Yes, yes. No, no. Thank you. The Chinese try to get us. We defend our country!

I ordered... Since the beginning of TikTok, I ordered 4 things. I received one thing. Did you order at Tému? You know, the TikTok shop... They always order on TikTok. I was like, they won't deliver it to me. I ordered and they didn't deliver it to me. Another thing, they didn't deliver it to me. I ordered it and they didn't deliver it to me.

Another thing, they didn't deliver it to me. Another thing, they didn't deliver it to me. I said, I'm going to stop ordering. And the first thing, they delivered it to me. But it took, it was done. I ordered it in September. I received it last week. And it was like, it seems to me, it's long.

I'm waiting for all my cards. I have a driver's license and a health insurance card, and it doesn't happen. I'm not a Quebecer. Did you order them on TikTok? Yes, on TikTok. Someone told me to worry. For 2000$, you wait for them to come.

So you wait for your sister? You're stupid man, I went to the bag not long ago, I was like, can I have it? I have a paper that says I have a permit, but I don't have one. I can't go to the casino. At the moment you're a permanent resident. You don't think you can vote? I swear I can't vote. I don't have the papers to vote. I don't have the right to my opinion. Shit man. It's crazy. Wow. You're going to vote. I don't have the right to my opinion. Shit man.

You're going to vote liberal? Yes. That's by default. When you write nothing, they put liberal. As soon as you're out of insurance, as soon as you're out of insurance, you vote liberal. Hey Yann,

do you have any questions? Yes, I have two. Ok, not big. There's a question from Claudie, if you listen to Big Brother... Nope. Sorry Claudie. Sorry Claudie. Mike, do you watch them?

Yes, I listen to them. Tonight, while we're doing this, I'm listening to Thomas, and I hope that if someone is writing, if someone, well, don't say anything, don't spoil anything, but that's what makes me sick of the press, by the way. When we read Hugo Dumas' list, you know, I listen to, you know, I listen to Gemma Live, since we record and listen to it, and then the next day, I go to no social media to avoid spoilers. And I forget all the time, I go to the press.

And Hugo Dumas, it doesn't bother me that he spoils in the article. Yeah, I know, I'm gonna die. Don't worry, that's more important. I have problems with the notifications. The notification is done, done, done. There's only one more question. The third one will be correct. Carlis, I have to enter my code, MAROQUE. Perfect.

I read it. 2024 Oh perfect. I read it. 20-24. But when you... Yeah, that's it. Hugo Dumas, it wouldn't bother me if he spoils in the... But it's the title. It's going to be... Let's say... François Lambert is out. And then I'm like...

Bullshit. And François Lambert is still there. So it's not a real one. But every time... It's direct. It's direct and then I'm like, again, the S. It's for clickbait, because the title, he's been through something, it's not...

It's not bad. And then what is it? Is Jean Thomas in danger? Jean Thomas is in danger. So I have no idea, but there is Amy, one of her allies, who can save him. And then all the others try to manipulate her to say, you don't need to save him, we will vote to save him. But they will all vote to get him out. It's a bit of a trick. Yeah, yeah. But I really like that. There's something weird about... Well, I think I'd like that, even if I didn't know them, but there's something weird about

someone you know. Would you do that? We checked on Anas. Me neither. Me neither. But Anas, that should be fun for you guys. Did we listen to him? We listened to the beginning, then he slept.

Then he took a nap. Yeah, that's it. He took a nap. We woke up with him. That's when we recognized him. That's Anas. Did you listen to him? We listened to the beginning, then he did a little siesta. We woke up with him. That's when we recognized him. That's Anas! This guy stays authentic. But yes, it's crazy when he talks. He talks in your friend's back.

He's tall and it's worth it. I'll take a note. I don't know what this game is. I'll take a note. Because the app is not happy. She says the urine doesn't work. Ramensu, I'm really sorry. No, no. Not urine. Look, there are stats.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have all the stats. It's like the bitcoin, right? I'm going to buy it. You don't see it, but... It's after Crash. There's the raw one. There's the see it but... It's after the crash There's the raw, after it will rise Don't worry, you just invest and look

Don't sell all, don't sell all Keep your shares It will explode Trust me, I have an uncle who knows that You're right Did you get into bitcoin? I have 12 coins in bitcoin Are you serious? I should have get into bitcoin? I have 12 dollars in bitcoin Really?

I should have gotten into bitcoin, but all the guys who came with the bitcoin news were all crazy So I didn't follow He was crazy and today he's rich Rich man! He was the weird guy from high school who didn't talk to anyone Don't worry, don't worry Put everything on the bitcoin. No, no, no.

I think it's not even too late for what my uncle told me. There's the new LUNE coming out. It's the same as the other thing. He doesn't lose his job, but there are good tips. It's cool. Do you have any Ethereum? I just have Bitcoin. I sold a bit coin. I sold it recently. My accountant called me and said that when it was really at the bottom,

he was like, sell this, sell that, you have to sell this. I didn't sell it, then it went up again, and when it went up again, I sold it. Then my accountant called me and said, hey, you didn't sell it, did you? And I was like, yeah. It was a good accountant. And you weren't my accountant anymore. You still have your accountant? Yeah, so tomorrow I'm going to call Jan and I'm going to say,

yeah, the tip of my accountant. So I'm okay. Good advice too. It's not for your family. Yeah, no, it's not for my family. You pay him. He loves you. You can say whatever you want. It's true. But your aunt is done.

It's complicated. You think it won't make a mess? No, not that. And she can't with? No, not that. No. And she can with... she can with... No. She can with... He's already going to the courier. Hi, Mike!

Thanks for your help. Can you take the shoes off? Just the boot of the photosynthesis. It's funny, if he writes to you, for example, he says, Hi, it's my uncle Alain, but now I'm just Alain I didn't steal anything oh man and his name wasn't his name he gave himself a name

sorry so is that your kind of religion? yeah yeah, that's it how can that be aggressive? and you write a s.o.s Mike go eat Kit Kat It's gonna be aggressive! And you're gonna write to the SOS Mike, go eat Kit Kat! That's weird! Were you gonna stay for two podcasts?

It looks like an action movie I need that so when I eat too many burgers... Stop it! Stop it! We're gonna eat burgers later. We're going to eat burgers. I'm going to have a burger dinner. Where are you going to eat burgers? I'm going to eat Joyo Burger, but otherwise we're going to go to Simon's.

To Simon's. Do you know Simon? No. It's so fucking good. It's in the west of... no, southeast. There are plenty. There are two now. Even in Longueuil there are plenty. One in Longueuil, but it's not that good. There are two.

It's crazy. Put your money in there. Smash burgers are a... What a blessing we got here. It's really... Did you bring burgers before? We're in a new era of burgers. We're advancing culinary in Quebec.

We're eating well. Because of the future. We're moving forward culinary-wise in Quebec and all. Oh yeah? Yeah. We're eating well. Because of these Smash Burgers. Yeah. Among other things, man. It was rockin' before. What do you think about Poke Balls? He said it's for dancers.

No, no, I never said that. I said it's acrobat food on the pole. I didn't... I have right-wing opinions in the mouth! I used to eat pokeballs. And I like that because I see it as a sushi of someone who didn't try to roll it. Who made it like this...

Like when I put soy sauce and wasabi in it. You add stuff? Yeah, yeah, but you know, I do... look... I wanted to eat sushi. You like pokeballs? No, I hate that. But I like sushi. It's fucking good. So I pretend it's sushi.

See, he said he doesn't like that. But I like that, but I don't know if it's because I have to dance on a big dance floor. I don't know if it's to stay light. Maybe because of my... To move his hips quickly. I've never eaten that in a month. I have tastes. Everything I like... I like things that are very... Poor white trash.

I like things that guys should weigh 400 pounds. Like, let's say if you ask me if I'm good, I'll like everything that is pout. Anything in the fat, I find it delicious. Pokeball, I say, yeah, it's a good thing. I just remembered, you're vegetarian. You're vegetarian, so the question is, do you like rice? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're vegetarian?

Yeah, I think so too. The smash burger, it's not vibrated, but I remember. I talked about the future, he was like... But it's... I was judging you. future, he was talking too little It's me playing with the team, it's a damn acquisition A good trade Who are you trading it for? I don't know Tarik Ramadan

What would people get from me? Going out of a mosque And then I'm like, I've always been Muslim Since I was born. That would be crazy. We have to try your Beyond Meat thing. Beyond is not good, but Impossible is really good. Beyond is disgusting. I was a VG and I ate that. Impossible is good, but it's expensive! It's good but it's expensive. And now it's starting to be really hard to find.

For a while, they had it everywhere. And there's no one who can afford it except me. Yeah, that's it. You brought the wave to Quebec. I can afford it. I can afford it. I really like it. Sometimes we get this from IW, but it's beyond. But sometimes it's good, it's less heavy.

Like 2-3 meters. Sometimes we do this at IW, but it's beyond. But sometimes it's less heavy. Like that you can do it. Yeah, that's it. You feel less bad, but it's true. It's true, because when there's too much meat, it kills the way you live. You treat it like I treat beer. You know, the McCullough Bull, it's light. So I can't take 23. Yeah, that's how I eat so I can't take 23.

Yeah, that's how I eat. I don't eat fries. How do I focus on the object? So you're just a burger, no fries, a salad? No, no, no. What? Just... Corn dogs on the side. That's your game.

You take an extra burger with a burger next to it. You replace the burger with a burger. I take the trio but you replace the burger with a burger. The mic with a burger. What kind of drink do you want? A chicken knee? Do you get it? You know when you do the tour. Because we start for the first time our lives to go on tour,

do shows, you know, a little bit right to left, and we always arrive. You know, it's boring for people who come to see us outside Montreal, but you know, we arrive heavy, their show. You arrive in Quebec, you're balled, you do a show like... Once, you remember, we went to Mont-Laurier, I think, or something like that. We went to a show, we finished our hotel tour, and we went to another show and we were waiting all day. We had a body at noon in a school and in the evening we were doing nothing in a room. We just ate. We just ate sandwiches without crust but...

Every afternoon. We were gaming at FIFOP and then we went back to McDonalds. We had mayo in our eyes. Oh man. I've never seen the audience. I was going back to McDo I had a From 7pm on? Are you reasonable? You can eat well? Yes, really. I think it's because I was vegan for so long. Vegan was so complicated. There was always a maximum of options.

So eating more stuff at this time, I'm like someone coming from the third world. Oh my god, there's a lot of food here. I'm amazed. We have to tell the story of how vegan he was. We know him as vegan. I was vegan. Not vegan, but still vegan. And yeah, bro, a chicken wing. He was his arm. That's what makes everyone go crazy I have a friend, she told me, I cheat sometimes.

I said, she cheated me too. Oh, can never fall back into it. He fell into it as if it was heroin. Really, oh yeah. It's like a consumption. Oh yeah, it was like everything, I don't know. He doesn't want to go, we're talking, he doesn't want us to talk about it anymore. I think I had beef for lunch.

The next day, I was back on it. It was really good. I had marinated wings from the pro. It was incredible. And I love the pro. Did you have any trouble going to the bathroom when you started eating meat? I always have bad words in my life, but when I started eating meat, I was crazy. I didn't know it was toxic I don't know if it's toxic.

What's the reason? It's hard to digest. That's what I thought. You tasted five before. The first meat... The first time I ate chicken, it was Kentucky. I tried Kentucky. Go hard or go home, man.

I took... Jackass! I took... Hi, my name is Mike Ward and this is KFC Chicken. And to break my vegan life! I took three pieces of chicken, I really had a stomach ache. And then I did... I was going to the bathroom and I couldn't go to the bathroom.

It took me four days before... Four days before I wanted to shit. I went to the bathroom and nothing happened. And then I was like, I don't want to shit, I went to the toilet and nothing happened. And I was like, I hope I'm not forced to go. I went to the hospital and said, hey, start me that, give me back my stuff. You'll take a fork. You could have just called your best friend who was washing his balls. He would have had what to do.

At least it's been 22 days. You should have fixed that quickly. No, no, it's not important. I ate chicken once, and then I was like 4 months without eating chicken. That's why I was scared. It took me a week before shit like people. Then I started again, but then, light. And then I ate chicken and I was stressed.

But it's not the chicken, it's the KFC's not chicken, it's KFC. Even I'm sure of it. I eat the same portion. I said I ate PFC. It's true, but it's not true. I said I wanted to eat fried chicken. I checked at the burr-eats. I saw what the best fried chicken was.

I ordered from there. I ate it, I said, Ah, it's not good Asti, fuck off Asti, I'll try another one, and then I tried another one, you know, I had dinner, chicken, I had another chicken soup, and then the next day I said, fuck off, I'm going to take Kentucky Fried Chicken. So I had three meals of fried chicken. You're going to talk about your guru rating and all. There I felt like I was being interviewed. There I was going to go to my sex. Maybe someone is talking, for real.

It's to remove the shadows. Oh yeah, that's what we're gonna do! It blocks the 5G. The frying blocks the 5G. Where do we have to put it? It's gonna be in the fridge. We're gonna leave! Before you do your prayers, you do it all the time.

It's the most BS move ever. It's the one with the grease on the laundry. It's an automatism. No one is lucky. It's the most badass move ever. It's the one with the grease on the clothes. It's an automatism. Nobody is getting out of it. It's the most human thing ever. Always weird shots. Yeah, the fried chicken. Wow. It's so good. It's incredible.

With the mashed potatoes. With the mashed potatoes? I ate it with mashed potatoes. Okay, the pata puree Ok, ok, it's too good I'm just healthy It's just the fried chicken from the chicken salad I think you're my nutritionist, man

He said he put fried chicken in it, it's incredible You always have to take healthy advice from a guy who needs to check Ok, no, I'm not dead, I'm fine You always have to take health advice from a guy you have to check to see if... I'm not dead! It all went down? No, no, there you see it came back, there the training went up because of the juice. Is it your pH in the corner 6.4? No, it's my tux.

It's dirty as hell. Yeah, that's it. 6.4 is normal. Later we will all be connected with stuff like that. I hope not. I think yes. I think so too. You will be diabetic.

But not you. The worst is that I eat more sugar than him. He doesn't eat as bad as that. I'm very focused. I don't want to put the other one. I never eat sugar. I only eat smushburgers. All the time.

How much do you eat a week? If I don't do well... How many do I eat a week? 10. 10 is an average For real Because it's small smashes Sometimes 2, sometimes 3

And let's say 3, 3, 4 times a week Yeah, let's say 3, exactly One shot of 3, two shots of 2 And one year we're on the road The road doesn't count. You have to go through the machine. It's not true. They put IWV in every part of the planet.

They're dead. They don't have a little masha. Tim Horton, it's been a while since I ate that. Tim, they're on bullshit. Did you see their bowl? You bought it by Burger King. It's all fucking expensive. It's been years since I've been in a Tim Horton. You know what I find it by Burger King. It's all fucking awesome. Yeah, I haven't been to a Tim Horton in years. You know what I'm sad about?

Subway. Yeah. Subway was the future for 4 months and a half. It's the future of the past. The future of the past. Yeah, that's it. It's the future of the past. It's the radio satellite.

Yeah. You know, it was like, oh shit, we're living in what? There's a change, oh shit, we're living off of what? There's a change, no! You do that! You would tell me at 12, because if one day Subway will no longer exist, I would never buy it. I would tell you, I'm going to put everything in it. If for me it was that Bitcoin.

Well, you show me, do you eat it again? The worst, I still eat it. I eat Subway salads. I like Subway salads. It's true, Subway salad. It's like a submarine, but... It tastes like finger. I like everything thatabao salad. It's like a submarine but... It's good for the finger. I like everything that's decomposed.

I take tuna salad. It's good for the fingers. When they put tuna, they put too much. They want to touch the tuna. Usually, they don't touch it. They have a spoon. I ordered a 12-inch

and I bought fries next door. I was going to buy some fries next to it That was fucked up like a roadster 45 minutes to eat It's weird to eat a submarine with fries next to it Yeah it's true Chips Chips It's not true

I think they lost it when they put too much drink In the machine? And all your sprite had to be negotiated I think they just did that so we don't think their spokesperson is a pedophile. So we don't forget. There's some pink lemonade! It's good! There's all the fruitopia!

The steak sandwich is good. But even honestly, from time to time, a little grilled chicken, you can have me. I think the grilled chicken is exaggerated. But the after subway, it's weird. Even McDo. McDo is a number. You know, when Subway started to die, Quiznos tried to come back and we were like, we're doing things that nobody wants, ok, we're going to do it.

You know, I have a lot of pain for Quiznos. It never worked. It never worked and They gave it all. It was a frontal attack. Everyone was like, oh, Quiznos. It's crazy how it's a nice day when you eat McDonald's. And the next day you feel good. You feel like you skipped prison.

You're so happy. I ate two McPoolies, I'm not even hurt. It's nice. Wow. You think it works? Ah, it works. Is it a conspiracy? It works. No, it doesn't work. I don't think so. There are a lot of conspiracies. No, no, they put vinegar, cider, two or three little things. The little doses. Yeah, yeah, it works. I have the impression that it's like engine oil.

It all slips. Well, hey, Yann, last question. Does it hurt? Last question! It's getting bad! François asks to describe a situation where your parents were disappointed in you. You don't have 8 more questions? We'll talk about Big Brother! What hurts me is the elimination of the momentum. You're disappointed?

Yeah, well... Every time I meet my parents... It's crazy, meeting your parents... Do you feel that your son is running away from things because he's getting nice? Three days before, you're trying to hypnotize your mother? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm very bad. My parents were very disappointed with my grades for a very long time. Yeah.

Yeah. Dirty, dirty, dirty. Oh yeah, man. But I'm an Arab, so there's a certain prestige in doing math. Hey man, I don't know what happened. You weren't good at math? I lost everything. Oh, okay.

Okay. It fucked up my math brain. You have brothers and sisters? Yeah. Are are they good? They are even worse than me. Genetically, we are bad, I think. I remember, I did maths hard. But I had to keep going.

When they entered algebra and all that stuff, it was bad. Shout out to my teacher, Mr. Maroulot. He gave it all. Who told me I was going nowhere in life. Mathematics. No, he didn't tell me that. No, I wanted to make jokes. I already had high school students and all. And he wanted to do maths.

We didn't hear each other anymore. Natural enemy. And he was super charismatic. I liked him a lot. I was like... It must hurt someone charismatic who says... Someone who is like, he's charming, but he thinks I'm going to end up poor or suicide.

He had voted for the other students to get out of class. I swear. He wanted me to get out of class. swear. He wanted me to leave the class. Me and my friend Hassan and everything. El Shami? Yeah. We were way too corrupt to get his vote. And then...

There was a guy called Sofiane, shout out to Sofiane. He voted against me. I'll never forgive him. If one day... He's not too late. You see that teachers have no power anymore, they need to win a vote. And it's the students who... Chris, it shouldn't be the adults who say, hey look, get out!

He screwed up with his vote. He wants to show that democracy is working. Chris was right. I'm Moroccan, I tried to punch some people. He forgot me. democracy trade I would have to go back every year to go back to secondary 5. He's not getting old. When you read what Denis is doing, it's a pity. One year, you'll have to treat him like an old dog, and just a little prick in the neck.

He wants too much. Yann, he'll probably call you for this boot. The boot on Denis. I think Denis, he needs to take off his shirt. Poor him. I thought... He tried to be Prime Minister of Canada. He tried to be leader of Liberal Party Liberal Party of Canada, but it didn't work.

He tried to be a leader of the Liberal Party of Quebec, but it didn't work. He tried to be mayor, but it worked. Now he wants to try... What does he want to do now? He wanted to be the leader of the Liberal Party of Quebec. The Liberal Party didn't want him. And the Liberal Party of Quebec, it's not even a real deal. When they say no, it's weird.

It's like Brad Pitt on Facebook who cheated on the French lady. He said to you, no, I'd rather we just had friends. I would say, no, I would rather we just had friends. We'll see, we're not a couple. We'll see, I don't know you. I don't want your money. Even the scape, you don't want it. Poor Denis, he's going to make a fucking Walmart manager. But me, my parents, I think...

Everything I did, nothing worked until I started to do humor. And my mother died before I had success, but she thought I had success. So you know, it was ok. That's what success is. It's crazy, your mother is proud of you in things that don't bring you much. I think it's because cancer made you his brain, but... He's famous! I saw you on TV, you didn't say.

You see that they're above you, that's placid. You know it! He's cc'd. That's true, Mike. Exactly! Ah man, yes. Yeah, well... fuck man! I don't know, yes, the job choice was a bit...

Why? A lot of hope to do long studies, things like that. Not all jokes are trippin', let's say. But there's something beautiful, for example, that you knew so much about when you were young. And you have a good work ethic. Often, people start and if they have a good number, in 2017, you see in 2022, they have the same number list. While you, you're writing.

Thank you, Manon. We're trying to get the hang of it. It's impressive. Thank you, Manon. You're piss you off. It's impressive. Thank you man. You're welcome. She's proud of you. Yes, she's proud. She's not lying. She's coming to see me live now.

She's happy. There are things I say. There are things that involve the family I say on stage. It's a bit of a clash. Do you have the right to say that? I think there are things that involve the family on stage. It's a bit of a clash of whether you have the right to say that, it becomes a debate in the family. But I feel like it's a bit of a place. I've been through the storm of making jokes and creating jokes. It's replaced.

I feel like I could relive another joke. I feel like I'm going to write new stuff soon. It's like Christmas, let's go Tab Barnac, we're coming with the gloves. You should just write your new stuff to your family from January to June, and then they have time to forget. Sometimes it's funny to explain why it's funny, a joke. It's been 4 months since I did that. It's been 4 months, it's on Patreon. It's been 4 months since I did that. It's been 4 months since I did that. It's been 4 months since I did that. But it works, it works.

For real. You feel stupid to be angry about something that happened a long time ago. If someone did a criss-cross from the rock, you're like, oh, you're right. Yeah, it's hard. If he went to something else, you're like, why not me?

Maybe he went to something else because he was talking about me. Yeah, but I don't know, there's also something to say, when you talk about someone, it's not exactly that person. You talk about your mother on stage, it's not your mother exactly. There's a little creative distance, as you say, you exaggerate the lines, and it's not like... But then there's always a little bit of the real thing too. It's a bit... But do you see that sentence that puts you in trouble? You should have just ended it!

You know, we're making things up! Everything is made up! It's all fictional! We'll try to lie more in it, I think. I'm only real. All real. All real the end I think. I'm only lying about the real thing. All real. All real. The worst is... Even those who are only real

are not only real. We modified them to be funny. There's no reason... No reason. No reason. It's like the real thing of other people. That's it. Even earlier I play a character. No reason. It's like the truth of other people. Even earlier I saw a character.

I'll send a message to your auntie. If what she said is shocking, you're the problem. You're a crazy Chris. He didn't say anything. Leave him alone. Thank you guys. Thank you to you guys. Thank you, Yann! Thank you, Kyrgyz people! Thank you everyone! Thank you! Thanks for watching!