Mike Ward Sous Écoute - #524 - Edouard Tremblay Grenier et Daniel Grenier

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

Pour cet épisode de Sous Écoute, Mike reçoit Édouard Tremblay-Grenier et Daniel Grenier, qui viennent nous raconter leur voyage à Hong Kong !---------Pour vous procurer la Ward Vodka - h...ttp://wardvodka.ca/Pour vous procurer des billets du spectacle Modeste - https://mikeward.ca/fr--------Patreon - http://Patreon.com/sousecouteTwitter - http://twitter.com/sousecouteFacebook - https://www.facebook.com/sousecoute/instagram - https://www.instagram.com/sousecouteTwitch - https://www.twitch.tv/sousecouteDiscord - https://discord.gg/6yE63Uk ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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Starting point is 00:00:00 In direct from the Bordel Comedy Club Montreal, here is Mike Ward, under listening! Thank you! Good evening! Welcome Mike Ward, under listening! Welcome Michael, I'm so glad to be here. Yann, I started drinking again. I had a month without alcohol and it was really good. I finished it in three days. I made my full word, I was very proud of myself. And now it's been two weeks since I started drinking again, and I come hot quickly.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Oh yeah, huh? Yeah. Before, I was never hot. And no, but every time I come hot quickly. Oh yeah, it must be... And are there other... Let's say you've seen other signs, let's say it had other effects on your body? Other signs?
Starting point is 00:01:09 Other effects, you know? No, well, I just... No, you know, everyone tells me, you'll see, you sleep better when you don't drink. I sleep well, you know? Oh yeah? When I'm hot, I sleep, you know? Yeah, yeah. So, you know, I don't scrape myself anymore.
Starting point is 00:01:25 I'm used to a guy who drinks a lot because, under his eardrums, he's part of the job. And, no, so I'm used to someone who drinks a lot, but I don't drink that much. I drink... I like to have a glass of wine, but I'm reasonable. Okay, okay. That's what I'm going to keep saying. But no, that's it. But it made me feel good not drinking for a month. And it made me feel good not having the feeling
Starting point is 00:01:55 that I needed a drink. Mmm. It's so delicious. No, hey, Yann, before introducing the guests, I told you last week about the Modeste Festival in Quebec. Yes, I just saw the poster on Facebook. For now, there's a pre-sale for the Patreons. It's a humor festival in Quebec. It's the 13th, 14th, 15th of July. And the first night, the headliner, it's me.
Starting point is 00:02:33 The second night, the headliner, it's me. And there's a show in the afternoon too, and it's me. And that's it. It's just me. It's just me. But it's a festival. So at the end of the festival, I'll win a trophy. But it's going to be really fun. There's going to be Pépé, Daniel Grenier. And there's something funny about it. The reason why we did that is because we were saying to ourselves, you know, I go back so often to the Rousseau Hall, and we were wondering if we were announcing a residence or a festival, and I thought it was funny to have a festival,
Starting point is 00:03:15 and then they got on board, so they're going to have food trucks, they're going to have a stage outside, they're going to have a DJ for after the show, they're going to have a vodka tasting. So that's it. Will it be a DJ White Russian? He will have a DJ. I don't know if it will be a DJ White Russian or if it will be Benji. What up Benji?
Starting point is 00:03:38 We haven't booked the DJ yet. So it will be one of the two if they say yes, otherwise it's going to be you. But no, that's it. We did a sub-listen last night, to have access to the sub-listen ticket, you have to buy the ticket and the way the ticket works is that the ticket gives you a ticket for a show and a ticket for a sub-listener. So basically, it's just to give a sub-listener to the people who buy a show to make my
Starting point is 00:04:14 show modest. I want to thank the people who came to see Modest. That's what's funny. When we put this up, we saw that just in Quebec, I sold 75,000 tickets to Sal Albert Rousseau, which is still... It impressed me. Bravo! I was like, you bastard! If I was good with my money, I would be rich in Tabardak!
Starting point is 00:04:39 I'm such a poor guy who sold 75,000 tickets just in Quebec. I also saw that you were doing a trip to Trois-Rivières with Pantelis and... Yes, we're doing a trip to Trois-Rivières, which is going to be... I'm doing two festivals, trip to Trois-Rivières, and then it sounds like, I'm going to get fucked by Pantelis. Well, it's less of a trip to Trois-Rivières than to Pantelis. It's the last night of the festival in Trois-Rivières where we did a one-man show. And instead of having a first part that lasts 10-15 minutes, I have Thomas Levaque who does half an hour,
Starting point is 00:05:19 and I have Pantelès who does half an hour. So it's going to be a big, big, big, big, big party. This is still a pretty big room, but all the wine is already sold, but you know, we see well. You know, what is it? Is it 3-4 thousand that room? Yeah, it seems to me, it's the fun in this room. So we have 2-3 thousand tickets sold, we still have quite a few, but there's still a lot of room left. And by the way, thank you, Yann, for introducing my guests. When we were on the trip to Trois-Rivières last summer, when we did a sub-listener, the podcast was super fun. There was Martin Amat, Daniel Grenier, and Pyrrids. And it ended with a question session that lasted
Starting point is 00:06:07 nine days. Yes. And there was one of the questions, there was a guy who had asked me if I would pay to send Daniel Grenier to China. And Daniel Grenier went to Hong Kong. He didn't go to China. It was too expensive. So he went to Hong Kong and he made a documentary. When it was released, for Patreon, the documentary was available on Patreon.
Starting point is 00:06:36 He went with Edouard Sanga. When it will be released everywhere, it will be on YouTube. To Daniel, they, my guests. So there's one, it's his first time, he's a sub-listener, he's a guy, he's a perfect human, he's an incredible comedian, a perfect musician, an extraordinary human, and the other one is his father. Ladies and gentlemen, here is Edvard Tre Tremblay-Grenier and Daniel Grenier! How are you? Thank you for being here. Thank you for being here. Thank you for being here, guys.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Thank you for being here, guys. You worked here, I didn't say, but you worked here. Your only real job, job job. You started acting at the age of 6 or 7. It's been 15 years since May 14 that I started acting. So, yeah, from the age of 8. But you already played in Chickenswell at the beginning. Yes, since then.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Oh yes, that's it. Because of the Olivier gala. Oh yes, ok. Yes, my first job was to send it to shit. Oh yes! Yes, they stole my Frisbee and... He would never do that in real life. No, never.
Starting point is 00:07:57 And after that, you had... Well, that's it, we'll talk, we have a million things to talk about. But when you worked here, you worked at Consol, and you were so happy to have a real job. It was funny, you know, we paid you so badly. What would you get when you had shows or when you were in a movie? You know, there weren't many contracts, so it was my only option. And it happened that I was like, I think I need some money.
Starting point is 00:08:33 And my dad said, well, look for a director. I said, no, but it's the best place possible to work, how about a first job? Because at 18, I said to myself, I want to go to the brothel. That's what I wanted to do. And COVID made sure it closed the day. So it was kind of a redemption for me to come work here. I spent two years behind the console. He was making my sound.
Starting point is 00:08:58 He would come get me in the living room. And I was waiting sometimes. I was waiting because in the morning, when he was young, I would go get pick him up so he could go to school. So you were doing the same thing? I don't want to go! You were doing that? Yes. A couple of times it was long to come and pick him up. It's not true. In addition, it's the most tight humorist.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Yes, I'm always there. He's always there. He's in front of the door. And Pascal Cameron, when I tell him Cameron, he's angry at me. Oh yeah? That you tell him he's professional? No, in four minutes you say, I'm here! That's Pascal Cameron's personality. But it's fun. I loved it so much when I worked here. I liked it. I saw my guy more often. But I've seen him quite a few times recently.
Starting point is 00:09:45 You come back from Hong Kong. The documentary is really... I said, make a documentary, we'll put it on my Patreon. It was just to deduct your travel tax. But it was really fun. It looked like fun, despite the fact that you were sick. No, but that's it, it started that night before I left, I caught the gastro and I threw up. I had two bouts and it was hell. And in the morning, Edward and Genou said,
Starting point is 00:10:16 we're going to Hong Kong. I was like, oh my God. And then I go to the airport and I have the map of the Garden Odyssey, so I went to the garden's audition. The VIP's audition? Yes, I was proud, but I was so angry. I was so angry at my tie-dye emoji. Did you throw up in the bathroom?
Starting point is 00:10:36 No, no, no, no. No, but Christy, it came out! It came out! I believe it! You showed me your passport, you were like, I'm alive! We had to get out and I was Ok, ok. I felt so bad. It started the same. In the plane, I felt moderately better.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Did you have gravels? Yes, I had some. I took some, but you know, it's still 21 hours by plane. And there's a 7-hour escalator in Switzerland. I admit that I wasn't great. You know it must have been crazy. Even when you're not in a bad mood on the plane, you're in a bad mood. Were you in the middle seat? Yes, we were lucky because there were people next to us.
Starting point is 00:11:40 I don't know if you felt the vomit and asked for an upgrade. No, we had two, two, there were two baths, then there were three, but the third one wasn't there, so I could relax a bit. But for real, I've never seen as much of a sick person in my life. The morning when I got home, I was like, oh, this is fun! I'm going on a trip, I go in there, he's lying on the sofa in a little bush, it's okay! I was like, yeah, you're in shock. But I was sick. And after that, we got there and that's it. It ended up going through, but well...
Starting point is 00:12:13 Edward got it. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't give a fuck. How long have you been sick during the trip? 3, 4 days? 4 days and you left in 5 days? We left in 8 days. Ok, we're lucky.
Starting point is 00:12:33 But it was a shock. We arrived there. It was a cultural shock. Everything is different. The smells. We arrived at 7.30am. We didn't have our hotel room. It was fun. We waited for the day. After having vomit and... It was 21 hours flight.
Starting point is 00:12:52 21 hours flight. With your suitcases. I was like, I can't have my room. We walked in the city and they were receiving the fish. There were lots of fish, heads cut, blood running everywhere. We were like, oh, that's weird. What's funny is that nothing was opened before noon. So it was deserted. So we got there and we got told that there are 8 million inhabitants in the city.
Starting point is 00:13:15 And there was nothing open, nobody. No, people were preparing their comets. They were cutting fish, there was blood everywhere. From noon to midnight, there were a lot of people. But that's it. What did I want to say? I don't know. No, but I think you're not less. I don't know, I'm not you.
Starting point is 00:13:41 But I was really happy to go with Edouard, for example. It was really cool. And he was the best partner. and we laughed to the end. It was fantastic, but it was a cultural shock. That's what I wanted to say, we were in the Moncoque district, there are 130,000 people per square kilometer. There are people in Tabarnak, it's three times the city of Vito in a kilometer. In 11.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Do you know that they describe it that way. They're the ones who said it! You know, on Saturday, we were there, we had to walk anyway, and we were all stuck together. And you were... Sick. No, but... Oh yeah, and they said, you know, a sick white guy...
Starting point is 00:14:24 He didn't like that. He was like a coward, he took revenge for COVID. Oh yeah, and they also said, you know, a sick white guy should be like Tabarnak, and take revenge for COVID. Did you feel that you were really bigger than everyone? Yeah, well, you know. Why did you become racist, you little bitch? Are you bastard? No, no! I was like, are you racist? But you... There wasn't that much big blondes.
Starting point is 00:14:50 No. There was... no. But there were a lot of people walking around with... But it was different. ... with kind of... ... with kind of chariots. Yes, ladies. Ladies, big chariots of cardboard.
Starting point is 00:15:02 Yes, but at least their chariots were bigger than hers. Well, that's for sure. They ran! They ran! They ran to the carton churros. There were a lot of ladies. They ran to get carton churros? Yes, they ran to get carton churros. Big carton churros. What are they doing with the carton churros?
Starting point is 00:15:16 We didn't follow them until we got there. We thought they were going to join a group and they were jazzing carton churros that they had taken all day. The one... Here, there's the farmer's circle, there's the carton circle. I had a bag of cardboard that he took from the day. The one over there. Here is the farmer's bag, there is the cardboard bag. Oh my God! That's it.
Starting point is 00:15:33 I admit that I had a certain pressure to find toys. I wanted to... That's why you paid me for a trip. I get there and every time I was traveling, I was going to India. I get there and I go everywhere. I go to a lot of places. And every time I get to a place, I like to be immersed in the energy. I get a little bit of a buzz. Like in Inde, I had a slap. I like to be immersed in it, but I don't know where the toys are in the city. I don't know how to use the means of transport.
Starting point is 00:16:05 And let's say that at the beginning I didn't have... Well, the first day, we were... we were next to the hotel, there is a place, well, 45 minutes walk, but you know, it's done. But we don't have GPS. At the beginning, no. And we thought, we're going... I wanted to get you impregnated. That's it, he wanted to get you impregnated. So he took a screenshot of low-wisky, we had to go.
Starting point is 00:16:28 It took us 5 hours to walk. Ok. And we went back because we went back to a water guy. Because he really wanted to shit. Well shit, we have to say it quickly, it was more water. Yeah. It was more water. Yeah. Is that the one you ate?
Starting point is 00:16:48 You ate a soup? What is it? A soup with shrimps? With shrimps? Is that a trio? Like, I'm going to take the shrimps, a big french fry or a shrimp? It was really...
Starting point is 00:17:07 I ate a soup with the acrobatic of McDonald's. I thought it was so absurd. But now I'm like... I'm doing a little better, for example. I might not have... Well, we really... It's the day we had a switch. It was the first day that you were doing well,
Starting point is 00:17:19 and I was starting to get the hang of it. And it's the same day that I ate a kind of sausage... Yes, mochi and matcha. Yes. And he vomited. He didn't cough. But yes. But no, that's it, because at the beginning, you know, I was, I said to myself...
Starting point is 00:17:32 So you asked the girl or the guy at McDo, hey, where can I get toys? No. Where is that? No, it's that there's Wi-Fi in McDo. So we trusted the Chinese public Wi-Do. So we trusted Chinese public wifi. And we managed to do it. We're just next door, so we walked for 5 minutes. And we arrived at a street.
Starting point is 00:17:54 There were toys. Just toys. Toys, but toys. It's weird, it's weird. There were a few, but I bought something really cool. I don't know what I'm going to do with it, but it's a delinquent hamburger. That's great. That's genius.
Starting point is 00:18:08 That's genius. That's genius. It's on wheels. Yeah, a little bit. There was a little handle in the shape of a chicken croquette. And the hamburger, it's a bit... It's true, it's not in the shape of a croquette. Yes, in the shape of a croquette.
Starting point is 00:18:21 And well, that's it. I bought it. How much did it cost, let's say, the hamburger? It was like 30$, it's expensive! 30$? You're very expensive! They wanted to buy some soles and... It was more expensive. It was like 245$ for a pair of correct soles.
Starting point is 00:18:38 But it was really expensive, even if I bought a tutu. I had the pressure to find funny objects. But Christy, even here, I don't know if the objects are funny. I bought a tutu. I had the pressure to find funny objects. But even here, I don't know if the objects are funny. I buy them. The post is all written in Chinese and Japanese. I bought a tutu with a lot of writing on it. I was like, it's going to be sick. I bought it and it cost me 100$.
Starting point is 00:19:02 And he's like... And he said, he cost me 100$ and he just goes... What kind of man is that? I didn't even know, it's a man who has an animated drawing in Japan apparently, of this man, but I didn't know. But he just goes... And I found another one who only talks about Mandarin, that's cool in crime for example. I started to try some jokes. Are you singing?
Starting point is 00:19:31 No, the frog. The frog goes... Ah, yes. And then, in any case, I shouldn't make that accent. Apparently, he would... No, but... It doesn't bother me. But you know, the first time we went to eat together, I was like... Because at the beginning, I just wanted to let myself be impregnated and I thought it would be funnier.
Starting point is 00:19:47 That's why you went to McDonald's? Yeah. No! No, it wasn't right away. It's after... That's after I got impregnated, I was like, I have to eat McDonald's, I can't eat weird soup. He was eating fries. Oh my God, what is this? I'm going to eat McDonald's fries!
Starting point is 00:20:01 It was stupid. At the beginning, we were going to eat in places because I was like, hey, let's go to this restaurant, it's going It was horrible. At first we were going to eat in some places because I was like, hey, let's go to this restaurant, it's going to be cool. Damn it! I had a chicken steak and half of my steak I realized it wasn't cooked. Not cooked. Oh yeah?
Starting point is 00:20:15 Yeah. And I took a soup and I was like... Apparently chicken is good raw food. Yeah, but that's why I was sick. That's why. It's not true. You may not have caught him. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:20:28 Maybe. Was it badly cooked or was it really like a chicken tartare? It was written chicken steak. Because all the menus are translated into English. But not all. Not all. There are some in English but some in Chinese or in Chinese. There's a little parenthesis in English, but he said it was just in Mandarin or Chinese. It's in Cantonese, right? Hong Kong is Cantonese. Mandarin is mainland China.
Starting point is 00:20:53 He's thinking, if it's me, he's gone, it's you! Hey, it took me some time to understand my guy. After 8 days, I started to catch a little bit of how it was going. It took me some time. Language? No, but the transports. I started to catch up with how it was going. It took me a while. The language? No, but the transports. It's a lot of blur. It's like he's talking to a dog. The first time we had been to eat dumplings,
Starting point is 00:21:17 the way they talk sometimes seems like they're a little angry. And Edward says, well, I'll take ten, ten, and then... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, said five times, OK, OK, OK. What's fantastic is that after, Daniel had trouble eating dumplings, and she came and helped him anyway. She helped me, unfortunately. Did she put it in her mouth? Yes. Yes. Did she make the noise of a plane? For 13 hours. Oh my God. But that's it, because finding toys wasn't easy either.
Starting point is 00:22:06 But no. Because, let's say, after we had the internet, and let's say we were checking a point, we were arriving, and there's a building with 45 floors, and the point is, we're going to find a building with 45 floors, and we're going to find a building with 45 floors, and we're going to find a building with 45 floors, and we're going to find a building with 45 floors, and we're going to find a building with 45 floors, and we're going to find the toys either. Because, let's say, after we had the internet, and we were checking a point, but we were arriving and there was a building with 45 floors, and the point was there.
Starting point is 00:22:30 And I had seen really weird guitars, electronic, flared. You could see the point and it said, the apartment is such and such a symbol. No, not even that. There were numbers, but there are no numbers. There are no numbers. So I don't know how to manage.
Starting point is 00:22:47 And the first two floors of many buildings are shops. And then it's residential. But except that it puts a point on the map on this music store. We'll go there. We check the first two floors. There is no music store there. I'm starting to get sick, so I go back to the hotel. I'm going to try to go. I'm going to try to go there. I arrive and I'm like, guitar first floor, there's no music store there. I'm starting to get sick, so I go back to the hotel and then... I'm going to try to go, I'm going to try to go there, I get there, and then I say, guitar, no guitar, no guitar, I go to the other side of the street, and then, guitar, guitar, no guitar, no guitar,
Starting point is 00:23:12 and then my niece says, over there, I'm going over there, she says, 18th floor, okay, I go in from an elevator, a small elevator, I go up, and then I get there, and there are lots of people living there, there In their apartment there is a lady selling dresses. In her apartment? No, in a small store. And there are people with apartments. And in the back there is a guy who has like 10 guitars. And then I show him the guitar I want and he says,
Starting point is 00:23:38 No, we don't sell that. But it was on the website. Because there was an internet site. But is it the right place? No, it's the right place. It was a bit of a mess. What's weird is that, I saw the most beautiful music store in my life.
Starting point is 00:24:00 On three floors, two or three floors, of all the guitars you can think of. I'm going to buy one. I was like, I'm going to buy one. I was like, I'm going to buy one. I was like, I'm going to buy one. I was like, I'm going to buy one. I was like, I'm going to buy one. I was like, I'm going to buy one. I was like, I'm going to buy one. I was like, I'm going to buy one.
Starting point is 00:24:18 I was like, I'm going to buy one. I was like, I'm going to buy one. I was like, I'm going to buy one. I was like, I'm going to buy one. I was like, I'm going to buy one. It seems that in my head I didn't want to make the transfer, but you know, what is it? A thousand dollars is 200 dollars? A thousand dollars in Hong Kong is 200 Canadian dollars. Yes, more or less. But there were guitars as much as beginners as things I never thought I would see in my life.
Starting point is 00:24:36 There were Jimi Hendrix guitars. I like that you just told me what the money in Hong Kong is worth, but... I have no idea what it is. I didn't check. That's $1,200. Ok, wow. I'm sure she didn't buy it. You took a title.
Starting point is 00:24:56 Yes, I took a guitar. How much was it? I think it was $350. Canadian? It's expensive. When I went to China, It was 350 Pies. Canadian? Yes. Tabarnak? It's expensive. It's very expensive. When I went to China, everything was almost free.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Yes. It was really cheap. I think Hong Kong people are richer compared to China. It's possible. It's expensive. I like to go to the streets next to the main streets. One night, Edward was sick and I said, I streets next to the main streets. One night, I went to a temple and I showed them the documents.
Starting point is 00:25:32 There are lots of temples, like 40 temples with good-adventure They write notes, they take notes on paper, and then they burn the paper and put it in a bowl of sewers to send it. It was crazy. But the worst thing is that when you came back from that evening, you went into the room and said, I just saw the weirdest thing in my life. Yeah, but I was sure you saw someone getting punched. I was really scared. No, but we were in a prostitute neighborhood. OK. So what you found weird in the prostitute neighborhood
Starting point is 00:26:10 is ladies burning paper. It's like, very weird. There were plenty of prostitutes. The prostitutes were dressed like they were secretaries of businessmen. Oh, not sexy. Oh no, a real secretary. It was like secretaries of business men. Not sexy? Not sexy. A real secretary. A real secretary.
Starting point is 00:26:27 And he said, gay one sex. Was she wearing a little cap and saying, what do you want? No, but the most weird thing is that there was a show, three shows. But that's in the same street as the shows of Bonaventure. Yes, yes, yes. Three shows, one next to the, of women singing, but it was cacophonic. It's just a drag that separates them. There are people who are in the front and they give them money when they sing. It's like...
Starting point is 00:26:59 There is a public in front of each person, but it's cacophonic. You think, how did it end up there? And the evening I wasn't there, dad was filming, and he was filming everything, and then the last time someone started yelling after him. No, no, no, no, no! I wasn't filming, it's because... It's a prostitute!
Starting point is 00:27:18 It was... No! It was like, she loves the microphone! She knows what to do with the microphone! So no, we were at Walt Disney too. How is Walt Disney over there? It's fun! It's really fun. I was very happy. It's the smallest Walt Disney I think there is in the world,
Starting point is 00:27:42 but it's the one that with the least waiting time. We go into a snow and we do it right away. Oh yeah? Yeah, it says 5 minutes on all the waiting lines. Is it a real Walt Disney or is it a Chinese thing? A Walt Disney. A Walt Disney. It's a real Walt Disney, but it's not Mickey Mouse the mascot.
Starting point is 00:28:02 It's Duffy, who is his teddy bear. Mickey Mouse teddy bear? Yes. That means it's not a real one. It's a fake one. It was cool. It was fun. But basically, the trip...
Starting point is 00:28:18 I'm not like, you have to go to Hong Kong, you'll be a pain. Maybe because I wasn't in the mood for a trip, I was more in the state of shooting a documentary, but in the end you get there and you know, Edward and Zachary, it seems like everyone is watching us, but yes, everyone is watching us because they say, What are you doing here? We're enough, go ahead. Two guys a little angry, you know. But you know, it was just so much information. Really. Did you have a lot of Tim Horton?
Starting point is 00:28:49 No, I didn't. No Tim Horton? It always strikes me when I go to another country and there are Tim Hortons. Yes, there are Tim Hortons. When I went to Abu Dhabi with Michel, I was like, is it that we are destabilized, we arrive at the hotel, there's a Tim Horton in the lobby. Tim Horton over there are super chic, I think. I don't know, I wasn't there, but they're exotic.
Starting point is 00:29:18 He was proud. I saw videos and the decor was beautiful, it was remade. I refused to go. I don't want to. I'm going on a trip. And after a week... You don't want to go to Abu Dhabi? Yes. I don't even know if I win.
Starting point is 00:29:43 What do you win in Boudhabie? I'm like, ok, I might have won, I might have lost. You win a pool in Boudhabie. Nice! That must be sick. One year, we were walking and I said, Edward, he was hungry. We walked a lot, I walked like 15 km a day. And then I said, would you like some sushi?
Starting point is 00:30:03 He said yes, yes, and he He said yes. He was crazy. But sushi... Wait, we saw a sushi place that was a bit cheap. We could eat sushi. It was just take-out. It would be fun to sit down. Since I had my data, I checked a sushi restaurant. There are good reviews. We went there. Super chic. Super chic.
Starting point is 00:30:23 And the meals were great. And, we're gonna pay for a super meal. And then we start eating our sushi. I'm like, I don't feel very, very good. And he goes away, the toilets are really far away. Dad, he's gonna breathe outside. I'm like, no, I'm gonna go, I think I'm gonna go to the toilet. And it's still a big restaurant, the toilets are far away. I go to the toilet and I'm like...
Starting point is 00:30:43 I sit down and I hear... AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! And then the server comes up to me and I'm like... I don't know why... I scrapped their toilet. After everything came back like it was nothing. I didn't know. The toilet in a restaurant. I go out know. It was well-sounded.
Starting point is 00:31:05 They didn't know. In the toilet of a restaurant. I go out and I see the two servers that are the same. I go in and I sit down. I don't look at anyone. I sit down and dad says, I heard you. You're a jerk. You're a jerk.
Starting point is 00:31:18 It was bad. I was like, we paid so much for sushi. I forced myself to eat them. I'm a jerk. We paid so much for sushi, I had to eat them. I want to talk about your career as an actor. I don't know if we've talked about this before, but one of your first roles, you were a victim of sexual abuse in the movie. It wasn't clear. Ok. That's why I want to... It was clear!
Starting point is 00:31:48 It was clear! Yes. In fact, what was the name of the movie? It's called Les Démons. Ok. And... There's a lot to say about that. It was clear!
Starting point is 00:32:01 Ok, it was maybe clear. You were 8 years old? I was 11. 11 years old. 11 years old. Ok. That was clear! Yeah, that was clear. You were 8? I was 11. And it was... It's a good movie. It's a great movie.
Starting point is 00:32:14 But the story is very dark for a 11 year old guy. Who is a scriptwriter. It's made the world go crazy. I texted people from Brazil. I was like, I like the movie, what is the song at the end? Hey, sexy! It's when you come to Thailand! There's someone from...
Starting point is 00:32:36 There's someone from Hong Kong who wrote to me and he said to me, you're really cute in the movie! Hey Louis, I hope he saw you at the airport. He did. Oh! It took 9 years. Dreams can come true. I remember I was reading the script with dad and he was like,
Starting point is 00:32:58 Are you sure you want to do this? I was like, yeah, that's what I want to do in life. I want to do acting. It was a good script. Yes, it was a good script. There were some rock parts. And a little bit of Malné. Pierre-Luc Funk was playing the pedophile. Oh yeah? So you were made to sign by Pierre-Luc Funk?
Starting point is 00:33:14 No, but there was ambiguity. But was he just a collude? In fact, it's that... He was what? He was buying you stuff. In fact, it's that... He was... He was buying stuff. In fact, it's that... Give him kisses. He's like...
Starting point is 00:33:34 It's that... Pierre-Luc was playing a lifeguard in a neighborhood pool. And one day, he catches a kid. So we know that he's not stupid. He's going to kill him. It's super fun. Light, light, light. I go to this pool, so he looks at me.
Starting point is 00:33:55 And one day, he gives me a lift. He's too sexy. He's too sexy. He's too beautiful. He was beautiful in Christ. Well, he was still beautiful. I thought I was just beautiful at 11. I started worrying. No, you was still handsome. Ok, ok, ok. I thought I was just handsome at 11. I started to worry.
Starting point is 00:34:08 No, you're still handsome. I'm joking. When we went to the Comédia, it didn't have any class. He came with me to Comédia, and every time I introduced him to the crowd, I said, it's my friend. Everyone laughed except Adib.
Starting point is 00:34:26 Oh yeah, Adib! Adib didn't like it. Oh yeah, I'm correct. I remember one day, he was studying his text and there was a scene that was a little subjective. I had to draw someone in a bobette. I had to sleep in a bobette. I had to sleep in a bobette. So you're the aggressor in the film.
Starting point is 00:34:53 No, but he discovers sexuality, he doesn't know too much. And then, in the morning, he says, Dad, I don't feel like going to the movies today. I said, well, yes, you're 11 years old. He says, yes, why? He says, because I going to the movies today. I said, well, you're 11 years old. He said, well, why? I said, because I have to fuck someone up! For me, it was clear. Do you remember that you said that?
Starting point is 00:35:20 I remember that! I was like, how do you know that? The word fuck! But I'm sure they say it in the movie. No, no, no, no, but that's all you told me, daddy, I think I have to go fuck a little guy. That's what you told me, I have to go fuck a little guy. The little guy, did you have a... A bad guy. No, but did you have...
Starting point is 00:35:42 A bad chef! No, but... ... But was there a big role in the movie? Or was it just... ...he was a... you know, a figurehead who just... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I had the same role except for this boot. It was the least fun part. It was the part that was the most annoying. So one day he came to our house and he was like I want to play with you.
Starting point is 00:36:14 I said yes, ok. I played with... Show me how to play. But it was fun. It was a fun shooting. So your father was there. Yes, he wasn't there every day. It must have been weird for the director, for the crew.
Starting point is 00:36:32 It must have been like, OK, get on it! OK, it's good, we got it! The director was so respectful and it was really full of poetry. I thought it was really well done. It was more in motion, for real. I thought it was really well done. It was more in motion. It was subjective. No, no, no. We didn't see you. No, no, no. You hear the balls popping.
Starting point is 00:36:56 The balls of my teeth that don't pop too hard. The worst is that just before, I said, Ah, now you're called Veronica. And he's like, huh? He changes the name. No, now you're called Veronica. And I gave him an eyebrow pencil and I was like, put on the eyebrow pencil.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Yeah, it's a little intense. But it was a light film. It's true that it was light. But it was cool because for real, I put this film, Edward, he was excellent. He had 30 days of shooting because he told me, Dad, I'd like to be an actor. He did an audition and he had this role anyway. That a fait une audition, puis il a eu ce rôle-là quand même.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Ça c'est ta première audition? Ouais. Ma première vraie audition. Puis il m'a dit, Papa, 30 jours de tournage. C'est cool. À 11 ans. À 11 ans avec... t'sais, t'es quasiment assez vieux pour passer des publicisants que, t'sais, genre deux pièces de l'heure. Toi t'as eu un cachet de... j'sais pas combien.
Starting point is 00:37:43 J'ai eu un premier rôle. Ah ouais? I had a first role. I swear, this year, Edward made more money than me. Oh yes! I was like, damn! It was like the year you... I had some trouble this year, I admit, but still. But he told me not to. It must be hard when you see your guy
Starting point is 00:37:59 fucking another guy. It's because of that that we pay for the movie. But he told me, Dad... It must be hard when you see your guy fucking another guy. You're like... It's because of that that we pay the hydro this month. I know what to do for the next month. But how does it work? Because there are laws. Is the money going to an account and you just have it when you're 18?
Starting point is 00:38:35 No, it's mine. At the beginning we tried to manage that. In Quebec, if he had said, hey, I take my my cashier, and you're 11, you must want an Xbox. That's exactly what I'm saying. That's it. It happened a couple of times that he made impulsive purchases. One day, the teachers called me and said, Hey, your son just bought four VIP passes to friends who don't know much.
Starting point is 00:39:03 I was like... Did you have a credit card? No. Ok. I was just happy to see people smile. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I had someone who accompanied me there because he didn't want to be the only one to know what was going on in the film. No, he told me, Dad, I said, I'm the first one to be in Spain, do you want to come with me? I said, yes, I'm going to Spain with Edward. It was really intense. We go to the festival.
Starting point is 00:39:40 To San Sebastian. I was in the toilet, and when I got back, there was a big face of Edward. The city was covered in his face. I was like, damn, I'm so intense. And at the airport, we were like Dinfim with the name Edward, stuffed with pomegranates, and we got to an auditorium with coffee. I was like, damn, I've never had that in my whole life. Did you have coffee? A coffee for you? Yes, a coffee for me and a hot chocolate. I don't remember anything else. And then we had a room on the ocean side, a beautiful room, it was amazing.
Starting point is 00:40:14 And there were people who were asking for autographs in the streets in Spain. And then he made the film, played, and when we go out, let's see what happens. Then they made us wait in a small room for like 2-3 minutes. I was with the director, two actresses and the producer. It must be freaky because you're the same age as them. It's a first. But they're adults, it's a first too. Surely you're going to be in Spain, having a stand in Spain, if no one lives that. It's special. It's special, really special.
Starting point is 00:41:08 They open the doors of the room to let us out. I see that there are about ten people in front of us. It's really cool, there are ten people who came and applauded us. I walk two steps, turn left, there is the whole room. There are two thousand people on each side. It's a hand-to-hand fight. He's the whole room. There's 2000 people on each side and it's just clapping hands. And he's walking the same way. I'm in the crowd and I'm like, damn, I'm sick.
Starting point is 00:41:30 What's he doing? And he's signing autographs. I didn't know how to do it. I just did my name with a letter attached. Okay. You didn't think about practicing? No. And the worst part is that I think you already told him. What are you talking about? The ocean thing?
Starting point is 00:41:47 No, no, no, no, but... Oh yes, that's when we... With the chicks. Because when we were shooting with the Chickenswells, I was bringing Edward. I was bringing Edward to my shows all the time, and I was putting a little divan on the edge of the stage. I was putting on my clothes and I was changing, and he was watching the show all the time. And he was sucking his He was 5 years old. We were signing autographs on paper at the time.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Edouard was there with us at the end of the show. He didn't sleep yet. He asked me why I was signing my name on paper. I said people were asking me to sign my name. I said to him, maybe one day it might happen to you. He said, yeah, but you'll have to show me how to sign. He didn't show me. Oh yeah, you didn't show him.
Starting point is 00:42:36 But it was really cool because he lived through all of these things. At the end of the trip, he was in Limousine, the big deal. At the end of the trip, I asked Edward, what did you like about your week? He end of the trip, I said, Edouard, what did you like about your week? He said, yes, I really liked it. I said, what did you like the most about your week? He said, oh dad, it's stupid, we swam together in the ocean. Oh! It's not true. Ha ha ha ha!
Starting point is 00:42:58 It's not the book you liked the most. I was in his movie. Ha ha ha! But... I was in his film! For real, that's what I liked the most. It seems that the rest is in my head as a 12 year old boy when the film came out. It was like, I have fun with my father, we bang. It must be fun when you're a young kid and you have Daniel as a father. Because there's a crazy amount of kids. Yes, but they steal a lot of toys.
Starting point is 00:43:34 Ok. I would take your coke please. It happened that I took some toys to test the gangs. And they didn't want to lend me any. No. And it must have happened that there was a guy who was walking around in a tabarnak. And you were like, well, you know... Well, let's say the dolphin joke...
Starting point is 00:43:56 I was playing in his room. I said, I need to make the dolphin on a mirror. And then it took a dolphin and I went to his room. There's a dolphin's toy. I said, Edward, are you lending me? No, I'm not lending you. I said, Edward you lend me your dolphin? No, I'm not lending you anything. I'm like, Edward, lend me your dolphin. I'm going to test the guy tonight. No, I'm not lending you anything. Hey, you're going to lend me your dolphin.
Starting point is 00:44:12 And if the joke ever works, I'm going to buy one. So, I ended up buying a tutu, and I gave him his tutu back. It's funny because sometimes there was the opposite too. I saw toys with him and I wanted them, It's funny because sometimes there was the opposite too. I saw toys with him and I wanted them, but he was like, no, it's a toy gag. I couldn't play with it. I remember there was a Goldarack for the last tour of the girls.
Starting point is 00:44:35 I said, I want to play with Goldarack. No. And finally, he gave it to me. At least. And did you have... When you were talking to your friends, let's say at school, they were like... What does your father do in life? Stealing your toys and having more toys. I wasn't talking about toys.
Starting point is 00:45:00 I was just saying he was humorous. I was a little ashamed. Because your two parents are in showbiz. Showbiz, showbiz. Showbiz, you're a crook. And your father, he was shaking. He was sleeping with people in his bed. Your mother was a real mess.
Starting point is 00:45:26 Yes. You know, you feel... You really have a lot of talent in music and in games. You know, you tried a little bit of the standard. Yes. How was it? Well, I'm still doing it. Yeah, I'm still doing it. What?
Starting point is 00:45:46 No, I'm not doing it. I stopped. I did the gong show twice, and the second time it was my last stage presence. In humor? In humor. And... Do you still work here? I still work here.
Starting point is 00:46:01 It must be weird if it doesn't go well and you're like, Ah, it doesn't go well and then you install yourself there. I'm like, how do I get you to laugh? The thing is, once, because I was doing open mics too, I just went up 10 times on stage to do stand-up, but I really liked that, I liked the thrill of laughing and everything. And I understand the drug it is, and it's really tripping. So that's why I wanted to do it again.
Starting point is 00:46:27 But once, when it went really bad, on the open mic after, there was Alex Levesque. He was doing a number, but he hadn't planned at all. He did a number that was, can you imagine the sound man when he rolls his cables, and oh, damn, I'm also capable of doing stand-up too! And that was just his number, but he didn't know. And then I saw him and I was like,
Starting point is 00:46:49 oh I'm so sorry man! It's okay, for me, I got stuck on getting stuck. Do you often? Yes. Okay. I even care about music. Oh, yes? Yes.
Starting point is 00:47:03 I did the first parts, I the first parts in bars with you. Edouard, to make a short story short, I don't know if you want to say it, but I'll say it anyway. Go ahead. No, but you told me one night, you dropped out of school when you were younger and it wasn't going well. I said, well, you're going to do my first parts. So he came to do my first parts of my show. I love it. You know, at the small field, after that, we played in a micro-brasserie at La Tuque. And there he had love songs.
Starting point is 00:47:29 Was it legal? No. I don't know. But anyway. I don't think it was legal. I know that after he did his show and then he came to see me at La Tuque. Among other things, I remember he said to me, I'm not sure it was a good idea.
Starting point is 00:47:42 Everyone was talking. I said, you did it. Everyone was on the swing. It was talking, everyone was on their cell phones. It was hot. We played 15 or 20 games, my first games. It was really cool. I played in the Chick'n's World. Even Olivier played there. We had a show called Chick'n's World.
Starting point is 00:48:01 It was called Chick'n's World and Company. He played with Rémi Girard. Rémi Girard said, Crème, he's a really good comedian, so I was proud. And even his tunes, Edward, he's sick. This year he played in Saint-Jean, in Quebec. Yes, that's crazy. Let's give him a round of applause. Thank you. He was wet.
Starting point is 00:48:21 He was wet. It had no good. We had a two of 2 hours. It was in the house band. I was doing all the tunes. And since it was my mother who was the animator, there were 2 tunes that I went out of my booth to play with her. There was one tune that I did a solo and the other one that I sang. But it was raining, it had no sense.
Starting point is 00:48:41 We didn't do it in general. And it was a 2-hour show that we cut at 1h30, I think, half an hour before the show because we were like, it's the time that has the least water in the whole day. And you know, we got up in the morning, and the day before we did a kind of repeat but deconstructed that everything was fine and it was like, oh, it's cool, but we didn't continue the show.
Starting point is 00:49:03 The only time we continued the show from A to Z was at the show, especially with the other setlist we made 30 minutes before the show, of OK, we have to cut this tune, we have to cut this tune, we have to cut this tune. And we get there. It was live on TV too? Yes, on TV. So how does it work when you're on TV, and then you tell them, hey, by the way, we're going to have to put a Lucky Luke after,
Starting point is 00:49:26 because if we're at 9.20, I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a
Starting point is 00:49:33 I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a
Starting point is 00:49:41 I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a The show, but not in front of the audience, in a room in the Laurier castle, was crazy. It was cool. It was crazy. Since I was in the back, since we all had to set up the band so that everyone was in the back, so that we went as far as possible, the show starts and my mother goes in front, she sings.
Starting point is 00:50:02 The whole intro is stupid, I'm like, okay, something is happening. And there are still 15,000 people who moved, even if it was raining heavily. And when I had to arrive, I was like, it's not that bad, the rain, I arrived. I stayed a minute and a half, not even. I came back, I was all soaked, my guts were soaked. Did you play the guitar in the rain? Yeah. How is it? For real, you must feel like Slash.
Starting point is 00:50:32 It's been a rockstar for the 80s. I was just moving forward to make a sound, so I was like, Ah yes, it's my moment in the bank. But it must be hard. It must not slip. Slip and slide. Yeah. You're like...
Starting point is 00:50:46 I was able to... I was able to still sit down pretty well. I'm happy. I had fun. She had fun. Even her mother planted her seed. Oh, she hurt herself. Did she fall? Yes! She fell. She was too sweet. At the front, last turn. She arrives in a tune by Patrice Michaud.
Starting point is 00:51:07 She dances, she hits her butt, and she hits her guitar. Do you know how Margeau said, I'm just on my feet? I'm correct! No, I'm coming and I'm going to pick her up. This clip is available on the internet somewhere, but there's Patrice Michaud who keeps singing and tripping. He's not seeing it. And there's the backups who are like, Hey, that's right, damn it.
Starting point is 00:51:36 And then there's me who comes in and he's like, Keep singing! I did the same thing to Jean Thomas Jabin when I did the Sandel. Jean Thomas falls and then he brings back Sti Kazma on a dekey. And I'm living a moment of my life. I'm like, I'm so excited! But it was really that. But it was the last tour and she had an adrenaline rush. She must have had a bad time just one day.
Starting point is 00:52:13 We finished the show and one day I was like, where is mom? And she was like, yeah, there are doctors in that room. And she morphed. She morphed. I had a bad throat, it's not a good thing. The last tune we played was Starry Star and she was supposed to play the violin, but she was dancing. She was dancing with her shoes on after her shoes. Did anyone play the violin?
Starting point is 00:52:40 I don't know. Marianne? No, she played the accordion. I like that you mimic the instruments. That's what I like the most. One year ago, I did a solo of... It's the same as the Saint-Jean show. And then you to do...
Starting point is 00:53:05 I just realized that Télé-Québec cut a half. The other half was just mouth noises. I thought you were imitating André-Philippe Gagnon. A little bit... It would be crazy if André-Philippe made the accordion. When Louis-Philippe is passing the accordion? In St-Jean? That's what you want? That would be a lot of fun!
Starting point is 00:53:32 Did you do the first part of Grand Corps Malade yesterday? Yes! You do all the first parts of Grand Corps Malade in Quebec? I don't know if I do all the first parts. But you did 5? I did 4, 3 first parts, but I did four. With his songs. With my songs, I did Guy de voix, Pierre, we were in Sherbrooke.
Starting point is 00:53:51 It was crazy. It was the first time I did a first part of someone I have no connection with. Otherwise, it was my mother's or Daniel's first parts. I call myself Daniel, he's called Saman. But... It's because Xavier calls you Daniel that I started calling you Daniel. You don't often call me dad. It's half and half. Half and half? It depends on how you say it. It depends on how I say it.
Starting point is 00:54:17 Now it's Daniel tonight. Daniel is professional. I don't know why. Hey, Edward. Yes! I don't know why. Hey, yeah, Edward. Yes. Yes. I didn't know how the audience would react. I wouldn't call you Bidou, you know, in front of everyone. Yes.
Starting point is 00:54:34 The worst is, every time someone asks me what my surname is, I say Bidou. El Pranch. I say El Pranch less. I called him that when he was three years old. El Pranch. El Pranch, I said it less. I assume less. And I called him when he was three. El Pranch. I don't know why. No idea. But the worst thing is that even Bidou had stopped. It's just that Robin Aubert, he kept calling me the same.
Starting point is 00:54:55 So even on the... I did the Baux-Malaise and I fed them with him. And you called Bidou? He called me Bidou and he was like... Oh, is there someone who can go get Bidou? And I was like, who is he? Yeah, he turned around. But that's it. But that's a bit like Michel, your uncle.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Yeah. Everyone... He said, you can call him Michel, not my uncle. You know, everyone who has known him for a long time calls him Tounu. Yeah. It's always weird. When he's called Tounu. You know, let's say I was with someone who's over 50, they call me naked to see me.
Starting point is 00:55:29 And I'm like, who's the one managing my business? The most respected manager in Montreal, naked! The brain of the operation, naked! Formerly, New Dempsey. New Dempsey? Was it your MC naked? MC. New MC. New MC. New MC. American. At Cactus.
Starting point is 00:55:54 He did the Bougde-Las in Musique Plus. Yes, he wrote it. It's not funny. It's Michel. Michel. You don't remember? It's not a joke! It's Michel! Michel! You don't remember? I don't remember, but it says something.
Starting point is 00:56:10 There was a DJ coming. Michel had done it. I don't know if he was DJ Toonu, New Dempsey. New Dempsey. It's funnier, a DJ called Michel Grenier. It's crazy. They all have names, a DJ named Michel Grenier. He's crazy! He has all the names, a little rapper.
Starting point is 00:56:29 I call him Michel Grenier. Gene Victo! He would set the fire on the Passe-partout tour. He would set the fire and then the fire would go... Passe-Montagnem! That's a good idea! It should be him, the DJ in Quebec! It would be stupid! It would be funny, it would be a good idea!
Starting point is 00:56:52 But Michel, in the past, when I met him, it was at the school of humor, when we were doing the tour, he was the DJ at the Evasion, in Vimeo. And that's it.
Starting point is 00:57:08 It was in the tour that you met him? Yes. I didn't know him before that. And was he already your manager? Yes, he was the manager of the Chicken Squad. Ok, ok, ok. There's something I did when I was young. I'm a little bad at it, but I still find the joke good. You're scaring me. I was doing the fingers. Did you fart in your face?
Starting point is 00:57:26 I never did that. No, no, it's when you were born. I never farted in my face. I would have felt that. No, no, that's not it. That's not it. I want to count. Can you count that? I'm afraid it will erase my memory.
Starting point is 00:57:43 No! If you have a trauma that will erase my memory. You'll make it resurface in front of everyone. No, no, no. The moment we'll live, your father will be canceled. You'll cry. At the same time, when it's over, he'll say it. The credits will go...
Starting point is 00:58:47 No, what am I doing? Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm sure I found it really weird. We went to a show and we were holding a place and someone had brought a goat in the bar. It had nothing to do with it. Yes, I had someone who was bringing goats in my house. Like a gift? Yes, because I had made a joke. My first gala, I had just made a joke of frying a goat. And then... Like you, soon you will have little guys who will bring you little guys in your house. But...
Starting point is 00:59:08 You bastard! Oh yeah, they will bring you! Crazy dragon will find that weird in the chest. You will go into your house and have a little guy of 8 years old in a bobby hat. And people who say, Hey, we got him! But yeah, it's that I... That's what happened. Someone brought a chair.
Starting point is 00:59:32 It's that I was doing... I had been doing two years of night gala shows and it didn't work. Jacques Chevalier who booked the gala loved me. He put me on the time and I was like, Stop putting me on. And he put me on all the time, and I was like, stop putting me on, it doesn't work.
Starting point is 00:59:47 People don't like me. And he was like, no, no, Asti, I want to put you on the gala. So I had animated the auditions. I said, I'm just going to animate the auditions. And then I knew that the others had registered my number and it was going to be my audition. So to be sure that they don registered my number and it was going to be my audition. So, to be sure that they didn't give me a gala, I had started with a joke that I said I would get a goat.
Starting point is 01:00:12 By saying, it's impossible if the team, just for fun, does radio cam. It's perfect. And they did it. And then I was like, yeah, you're a bastard. So then, he said, no, put it there, put it on, so we're sure it won't be on TV. It's too vulgar, but you'll get 3000 bucks. And I said, great, you're right. So I did a gala and they put it on TV. They put that gag on TV. To cook a goat.
Starting point is 01:00:41 I don't remember if it was... It was... I don't remember if it was... I don't remember... There are people who say I'm vulgar, I don't know why they say that. When you're frying a goat and it's too low, it's too bad. And then I did that. Everyone says, I can't believe he said that. Except the boss people. Sometimes, it's the boss.
Starting point is 01:01:08 So that's the joke. It's a good joke. It's a good joke. The first few years, every time I went to the boss, someone was like, we have a boss, we have a boss. You're still coming! You know, that's it. But, you know, there was...
Starting point is 01:01:31 You know, let's say the first time I was like, not good. But sometimes there are people who did that. I did this gag in 96 or 97, and like in 2014. And I was like, damn, it's fucking weird, I've done other things since then. And someone came in with a goat, it was the organizers. Yes, the organizers, and they took him to the end of the show. He was in a bar in Laurentide and he came in with a goat. I was playing the goat. Everyone was like, don't dance the goat, dance, I have a goat, I'm going to make a joke.
Starting point is 01:02:16 And he put her on the floor and danced. It's the kind of person that if I go back to this city, he'll come back doing a little shit. Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
Starting point is 01:02:30 Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
Starting point is 01:02:38 Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance! I'm going to make a joke to Mike!
Starting point is 01:02:48 I'm going to make a joke to Mike! In a potato bag! And my reaction, I don't remember, I would say that I'm a blockhead. I remember, but I was laughing because there are white posts the white board, but she had sabo collars. And then you were like, Chris the chef, you made a couple of jokes on that, but you weren't super comfortable, I understand. Chris the chef, he even had his... But there's not many people who would be comfortable. No, I know, it doesn't Well, there's not many people who would be at the market. No, I know! It doesn't matter!
Starting point is 01:03:25 There were so many people! I wonder if the guy, surely he was disappointed after he did... He thought he was good at crowdwalking. When he was joking. But it's especially that it's him who found the goat. Yeah. You know, he... He rented it.
Starting point is 01:03:44 No, but surely he must have a farm or a friend who owns a farm. A contractor. A contractor. A head of a farm. I hope not, one guy who has done more. Mike Ward plays in my town in eight months. We have to find a head. We have a project.
Starting point is 01:04:04 Marketplace. What I was going to say, which will worry me, what I was going to say is that, when I was young, it really made me laugh, but with hindsight I feel a little bad, but it really made me laugh because... Oh, I'm going to... Go ahead, go ahead.
Starting point is 01:04:20 Daniel! Daniel! I can't see it. Daniel! Daniel! It doesn't see it. Daniel! Daniel! It doesn't suit me anymore. It doesn't suit me anymore. It's hot in your ass! I thought I was a fan! No, it's just that when he was little, he used to say to me,
Starting point is 01:04:46 Dad, yes, let's see, he used to say, Edward, yes, yes, that's right, Edward! How old was he when you said that? Too young. You, do you remember that? No, but I don't remember. I remember... Him... Yes!
Starting point is 01:05:12 I'll tell you that! He smelled his armpits. I was joking. We can't say anything! We could have done those jokes you're going to count. He smelled his armpits. No, I smelled my armpits. Yes, when you thought it was smelly.
Starting point is 01:05:28 Yes. You said, Ah, Edward, smell my armpits for 25 cents. No, I did. For 25 cents. I never did that. I never did that.
Starting point is 01:05:39 Then you said that to a child who won 30,000 per film. No, it was before that. But he accepted it often. Yes, but he makes compulsive purchases. It's not because of my SLs. It's not because of my SLs.
Starting point is 01:06:00 No, but I was saying, OK, I'll give you a coin if you're not going to show up. Oh, you bastard. But I did saying, ok, I'll give you a coin if you want to go out. You bastard. But I did that just once, Max. No, no, no. I got lucky with that. The worst is the only form of abuse you can do that would have no credibility to DPJ. You know, a bastard can't do it. My father made me sniff his arm. He gave me money.
Starting point is 01:06:26 Did you see the proof? Yes, he looks! The 11 pieces! He breaks his pig. Sniff, sniff the two pieces, you'll see. His arm. Oh yeah, yeah, maybe. I've never done it before. Yeah, but with hindsight, it's funny in Chris. Yeah, it's funny in Chris.
Starting point is 01:06:52 Are you going to do it to your kids? I'm going to say, I have a big dad. Imagine, already when you had him, I thought it was absurd that Daniel had a son, but Daniel had a little son or a little daughter. He's going to be crazy. After the Chickenswells, let's say when we were shooting the Chickenswells, it looked like I had a mania in the career of humorist. It looked like I didn't know how to make people laugh. It looked like my humor was a little bit tanned. And when Édouard was born, it looked like seeing him laugh gave me the taste to make humor. Because I saw him laugh and I was like, oh my god, it gave me the taste to make humor, you know, because I saw him laugh and I was like,
Starting point is 01:07:45 ah, damn, it's so, so hot, and it was so pure in his laughter, and I tried to see, to see what made him laugh at all the stages of his life. The thing with the arm tour, that, it made him laugh in your apartment. But you know, but when he was a baby, it looked like the first time he laughed, and every time I would kick him in the evening. It looked like I was trying to... Now I was kicking him, let's say there were six words. Oh, I did... Oh no, I'm thinking of something else. Is that the nose? Yes!
Starting point is 01:08:20 What is it? I was hoping I was making him drink. Then one day I thought, it's going to be funny, so I just put my nose in place of the bottle. What is it? The nose. I was making him drink it. I thought it was going to be funny, so I just put my nose in the bottle instead of the bottle. Oh, and he said... But that wasn't to make me laugh. It was just you. To make me laugh, yes! We can go in and try to make you laugh.
Starting point is 01:08:46 No, but often I tried to see where his laugh was compared to his age. I could make him laugh at 6 months, then after that, at 1 year. And one year, he must... Excuse me for interrupting, but at 6 months, you know, how old were you when the chance to separate? It was in 2013. It was a good question. When did you have the chance to be born? Yes.
Starting point is 01:09:11 But when did you have the chance to be born? I was born in 2002. Ok, so you were 10 years old. I have a very precise memory of when we separated. I remember you were around the table. And I think Guslin was like, I'm not sure I want to do it. Oh, you were there?
Starting point is 01:09:27 Yes. Yes, I was in the sofa. Juslin was like, I'm not sure I want to do it. And you and Francis were like, if you don't do it, we're going to stop. And you were listening to... I was listening to Adventure Time.
Starting point is 01:09:40 He was beating the drum. It's unpleasant. No, but... It really shaped my humor. And it makes sure that today... I already said this, but... My father is my favorite comedian. No, but...
Starting point is 01:10:04 I exist too! It's my turn to arm! That's just what it takes to love comedians. Thank you, Édouard. Thank you. You're in my top 5. No, no, no, thatdouard. Thank you. You're in my top 5. No, no, no. That's just it. But you know, even today, I'm going to listen to things he does, I'm going to listen to sketches of the chicks.
Starting point is 01:10:37 But I'm looking at him from another angle. Since I did acting, I spent time on the set, I'm also going to look at the technical side, which I didn't understand at all before. It's really hot, you know. Above humorous creativity, there is stupid scriptwriting creativity. Thank you. That's true.
Starting point is 01:11:01 Thank you, Edouard. So I had cut you off. We will return to what you were saying. I don't remember what I was saying. I was old. But Édouard Moutou, I'm really a fan of what he does. For real. I really like it.
Starting point is 01:11:17 His album is amazing. For real. I'm his father and I'm like, I'm happy. But beyond that, everyone who listens to him is good. I have the impression that when you're your child, you automatically have to be a little fan, but also automatically a little more critical. Because if it's bad what he was doing, you wouldn't want him to get hurt. You don't want him to get out of the shit and... Yes, I would say so.
Starting point is 01:11:46 Ah, that's for sure. It would be sweet. Hey, check out the newspaper. They're looking for mechanics. I put it in too. It's fun. You have a little gift. We're taking care of children in the cinema.
Starting point is 01:12:06 After a real job. It must be the worst thing. It must be horrible when a child who has no talent, announces... I have something to say. Yes, that's it! Hey! Yeah, that's it! You know, your talent, yeah! What you like to do!
Starting point is 01:12:32 You don't have it! You know, what's even more fun than playing a movie is watching a movie! We're going to Here's a break for the Odeon season! Odeon! And at the same time, he's looking for people over there! You could watch the movies for free! That's right!
Starting point is 01:12:56 Let's say, but Edward, no, I'm really proud of him, and all my life, he's really a good person. I told him in the beginning of the my life, he's a really good person. I told him in the game, and it's true, Edouard, he's fantastic. He's fantastic and he's got so much talent. I'm so glad you heard his songs. It's amazing.
Starting point is 01:13:15 It's really good. It's not Quatern, it's Quebec. What's up, Rebecca? I'm working on it. When I was younger, I was your friend. I'm really proud of the tunes I've done. I've worked really hard in the studio for a long time. I've been making music in French for three years, then I switched to English, and one day I was like, no, what am I doing? It was good in English too.
Starting point is 01:13:54 Yes, but it gave me more freedom than I thought. One day I went to see Robert Charleboix in Franco, and I was... Fabuglaceté. Fabug... Fabug-ashed! In good Quebec, I was Fabug-ashed! By his presence on stage. And one day, I just turned around, and I was like third row, I turned around and I saw everyone singing the lyrics,
Starting point is 01:14:18 the Quebec flags were walking around, and I was like, OK, something is happening here, which is amazing. After, I went to see Philip Brack in a surprise show that I hardly knew. It was another class. I said, I have to write in Quebecois. It's crazy, the culture is so beautiful and we have so many unique things to share. I said, I have to contribute to that, no matter what. And my goal, let's say, by doing a show or whatever, is always that people listen to more Quebec music,
Starting point is 01:14:52 consume more Quebec music. It's not necessarily that they listen to more of my music. And I talked about it. It's brilliant. I talked about it and you have the same vision of humor. Often. Often I like that when I do a show and people want to go see another show. It's fun. It's a bit the same thing.
Starting point is 01:15:09 Not during my show, after that. But I always... And it's a bit for that, we were in class. I don't want to be a scrabble for others. I don't want to be the guy who has the reason why people say, «Ah, the world is flat, you bastard!» What is this thing? You did it, man! You did it!
Starting point is 01:15:34 Bravo! Really! Cheers! I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:15:44 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You're a good guy, man. You did it. You did it. I'm not. You did it. I'm in his top 5. You did it less than me. Yes. And when, let's say, is music going to be the thing you're going to focus on the most, or are you going to keep playing, or are you going to be a touch between the two?
Starting point is 01:16:15 I don't do that because I want to be the best musician, I want to be the best actor, it's just because I like to do that. So if there's something I like to do, I'll keep doing it, no matter what it is. But it's for sure that music is closer to you. Closer to Edward too. He was born so badly. My mom, when you were pregnant... She played with the bee for 8 months. It stung Edward.
Starting point is 01:16:44 You stung my bee? No, no, no. Before the bee, it stung my guy for 8 months, it was a big hit. When she had to come back... On the bass? On the bass... Before the bass, it was a big hit, dude, until 8 months and a half. She was already starting to come out and she came back in with her bass. But you have a quality of... I don't know if you realize it, but often, but anyone who wants to get into the arts, often you have to convince your parents,
Starting point is 01:17:11 if I don't want to be a accountant or a dentist, but you know, your parents are not accountants, they are not dentists. No, no. So you're already starting with an acceptance, I think. Yes, yes, I've seen that. It's a think. Yes, it's a big chance. Both of them support me a lot. As soon as I compose a tune, I send it. If one of them doesn't like it, the tune will be scrapped.
Starting point is 01:17:38 I will never play it again. Chris, you shouldn't. I compose a lot, so it's okay. He sends me so many songs, but I love that. It's fun. I really see how it will become, also the pieces when you send them. It's often just voice guide and... It's good.
Starting point is 01:17:53 I love that. I love that so much. Like, I'm a tune to Edward and he doesn't knock. Do you sometimes send your uncle DJ? My uncle? Your uncle DJ? You god. Your uncle DJ. You should put that in the trash can. Imagine that with the Sambuca on it. How did Michel do to get there?
Starting point is 01:18:14 He put some gas at the lighter, I think it's a 10 of postpartum. And then... He had to change the disc to a different one. Yeah, it was hot. I don't know. How many discs did he have? He was working at HMV, so he must have had his own employee's rabbet. At the same time, he must not have had so many people who bought the 10 of Passpartout. It must have just been him who bought it. Maybe. That's what I thought.
Starting point is 01:18:27 Edouard composed... Excuse me, we'll come back to New Dempsey later. Edouard composed a tune for my mother. Oh, my God. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die.
Starting point is 01:18:35 I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die.
Starting point is 01:18:43 I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I was like, we'll come back to New Demsia later. But Edouard composed a tune for my mother. Oh yeah? That guy, that bastard. I get up in the morning. It's light, light, light. No, it's all beauty. It's all beauty for real. Then in the morning I go to the toilet.
Starting point is 01:18:56 I get up, I see he sent me a tune for a night. I send you three tunes for a night. But anyway, she, I beg, I beg. Hey man, I start crying. The man is crying, it's so beautiful. And then my mother, you know, she went into an RPA and all that, but before she really fell ill, I told her, I have to make my mother listen to this tune,
Starting point is 01:19:16 and I filmed her while she was listening to Edouard's tune. It must have been touching. It's so beautiful. I had never told this story before. But your mother made my favorite gag of the year. It's the police thing. Because your mother... She made me a paper and everything, I'll tell you later. I kept repeating that joke during the holidays.
Starting point is 01:19:45 Your mother got arrested by the police. She was still hot, even though she was making a fuss. Because, you know, YOLO, that guy! And one day, the police found Victor and she was crying. She didn't know where he was. And then the police asked her, «Madam, do you know where you are?» «No. Do you know where you are going?»
Starting point is 01:20:10 Then they checked her ID and found... The address. It's not a painting. They made a truncation. Oh, yes! The policeman is very smart. But they brought her home. When she explained to Michel what happened, she said, I got arrested by the police and I think they're going to take my license.
Starting point is 01:20:38 And she said, because there were two policewomen, and you know how it is, women, real policewomen. And I found that funny, policewomen. Like if I were a policewoman, guys would be like, I'm gonna have your ass. Your secret is correct. But that's my mother's. You're going to have your dad! Your secret is correct! Poor thing! You're going to kiss my mom!
Starting point is 01:21:08 I couldn't stop when Michel told me that just before someone was looking at a poster or something. I was like, undercover police. And there was a guy who was not stopping Joseph Pépé. I was like, Chris, it doesn't seem like it's an undercover woman. It made me so happy. For real, since we understood that she was a She never made me laugh so much. She's a gag.
Starting point is 01:21:51 The other day, when she fell and was super fat, I had to feed her. I said, Mom, do you want me to put you on the table so you can eat? She said, yes. You know I'm a bitch. Okay. But it's not like...
Starting point is 01:22:17 You told me, Well, you're going to go meet Albert in heaven. I punched him in the throat. No, no. She said that! She said that you were going to say that! She said that you were going to say that! That's my father! I was like...
Starting point is 01:22:34 Why did she say that you were going to join? I was joking! I was joking because she was going to testify with my father and then you'll be able to find the man of your life. She's so cool. Yes, she's fantastic, so cool.
Starting point is 01:22:54 And I will see her often. She's always in a good mood. That's why when we go to Hong Kong, I'm a freak because my mom was in the hospital and I said to myself, I hope we'll have a place for her. And Michel, when Michel told me, you just moved in, it was like two days, and Michel was like, Daniel Capote is going to China, and I wanted to text you, why are you abandoning your mother? Michel was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, your eyes that you were like, oh yeah, I'm not a good son. I want so much that people are good around me. I would do anything about anyone around me. I want everyone to be happy. You know, I want...
Starting point is 01:24:06 At the same time, I was happy. I left and came back. You were happy. I was happy. Yes, that's it. And I have a dog that is really old. I thought it was going to die while I was walking. It's a combo. How old is he? 14. Bonnie. He, that's right. How old is she? 14. Well, Bonnie.
Starting point is 01:24:25 What? Bonnie? 14. She's old. She's pretty old. Yeah, but she looks old. What does she have? She sees gold.
Starting point is 01:24:33 What is gold? I saw the eyes of gold. It looks like that. She doesn't see well. She falls into the walls. She falls to the ground sometimes. She's the same. She stinks of shit.
Starting point is 01:24:41 She's the same. She's the same. She's the same. She's the same. She's the same. She's the same. She's the same. She's the same. What does it look like? She doesn't see very well. She falls into walls. She falls sometimes, but she still smells like shit. I'm serious. We're back.
Starting point is 01:24:56 I think it's a law that's not written. When you board a plane, you have to... You're not sick? No, it's not you who wanted that law. It's everyone in row 17. No, but people should brush their teeth for real. I was caught... There was someone who smoked weed. Just next to me.
Starting point is 01:25:20 Just next to me, he didn't smoke weed. He had endless canal contractor. And he's sleeping on his own. That was disgusting. There's another law that should be passed, that's not written. In the plane, I think we smell less stuff. So it has to stink. But I feel like we smell less stuff.
Starting point is 01:25:41 Not next to me when he's sleeping on his own. Anyway, 13 hours of plane and I'm stuck in the middle. And people who are in the middle should have the right to the two at the elbow. That's it. But I tell the world. I was too afraid that he would talk to me and it would stink. No, but sometimes, it's already happened that I said, hey, the middle, the middle is, we have the two sides. And when you tell people, they accept it.
Starting point is 01:26:09 Unless you're a faggot. I'm not a fag. But the worst part is that throughout the flight, he was sticking to me, but he didn't tell me he was smoking weed. So I was like, fuck, he's affectionate. Me, on top of that, since it's me who... He wanted to make you feel my arm. I was like, damn, he's so affectionate. Yeah. Me, on top of that, since it was me who... I wanted you to feel my arm.
Starting point is 01:26:27 Since it was me who paid the tickets, he asked me, do we take a ticket, you know, Hublot? And I said, no, in the middle. You know, he said, no, it might not be in the middle, and I said, I'll pay more expensive. That's it. But yeah, so the return flight was intense.
Starting point is 01:26:48 So that's the return. There were three people in the return flight, one of them was really bad. And your first flight was from Hong Kong to Zurich? Zurich and then we stayed there for about 7 hours. Did you have a When I came back from China, I had my flight, it was not a direct flight, I had Shanghai Tokyo, which is like 2 hours, and then I think I had 9 hours in Tokyo, which was like, it's long enough to go to the city, but I was not sure, so I stayed at this 9 hours in the airport. Do you know how long it is to stay at the airport? I think in the first flight we didn't sleep enough that we all got caught at the airport in positions that we couldn't do.
Starting point is 01:27:55 And that made the second flight really fun. When I arrived in Hong Kong I slept zero. I slept two hours a night because I was too stimulated by everything that was happening. Then I came back to the room and I was like, damn, I can't stop thinking about it. I slept two, three hours a night. You slept a whole night. I slept five hours. You only slept five hours? Yes, but I was always very stimulated and really, ouch, but really, you have to see things, you have to see things.
Starting point is 01:28:26 Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, I bought dumplings. Yes, I left at night and there were ladies on the corner of the street who were selling dumplings. I was like, I bought them, but they were really good. You know, even if it wasn't, even if you didn't buy a million things there, but it must be, you know, since you're in a creative mode, since your next show is an hour long... Not yet. I thought I had... 40 minutes, now.
Starting point is 01:28:54 I thought I had an hour. I tested an hour and realized I didn't have an hour. But what, 40 minutes? I think I'll have 45 minutes, I'm happy. 45 minutes is already enough that you're like, it's going to be the next show and you add it. You know what the problem is? The problem is when I have a gag that doesn't work, I bury my house.
Starting point is 01:29:21 Okay, yeah, but you should find... You should be commanded by by 1800, god junk. And like... You know, when a cook... You know, because you're the default, let's say, you know, in Longueuil, in style recycling, you're two weeks away, the trash is two weeks away. So if you throw the cat's collar, it means that your trash will have to be brought to Burger King and dumped in their trash.
Starting point is 01:29:51 So if there was someone who could just take your old shit that doesn't work, you would be okay. No, but I keep it in the bin that I use. With another joke. Another joke. It happened to you too? Yes. Oh yeah! With another joke. Another joke? That happened to you too? Yes! Oh yeah, that's for sure. It happened to him at least twice, but then he regretted it.
Starting point is 01:30:09 He's like, damn, what could I have done? No, but you know, that's it, but... I'll have another one, please. Yeah, I'll have a glass of water, please. I don't know why I'm shitting. I'll have a glass of water, please. But... Hey, Guinness, I saw a report today that had was a shortage of Guinness.
Starting point is 01:30:27 In Boston, they announced that there was no more Guinness. I don't know if it's in FU, but I was in an Irish bar a week ago. And they had no more? They gave us cans. OK. But it's not the same feeling. There's a beer in there. Yes, in the can.
Starting point is 01:30:48 What's the beer doing? There's a beer in the can. Yes, in the can. It makes click click click click. I'm not really a Guinness because after two gorgias... I'm going to make a joke with that. Click click click click. Click click click click.
Starting point is 01:30:59 Yes. If the joke doesn't work, you're going to keep your can. You know. Maybe. If the joke doesn't work, you'll keep your can, you know? Maybe! But when you empty the can, the bee comes out? No, no, no, it stays in there. I don't know if it's a key... I think it's to activate the gas.
Starting point is 01:31:19 I don't know, I don't know much about it. I think it's a good idea. That's a good idea for the bay. It's maybe the only secret of success. If they put bay in a Coors Light, we're going to be dead, but we're right. I don't know, the Bay company of Guinness... It must be Guinness. It must have a client. And Guiness every year, they say,
Starting point is 01:31:47 yeah, it seems like people buy more for beer, not beer. No, no, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I don't know if, probably it's really affecting, because the thing with Guiness is to have a big shell. Yeah, a big shell. And it's creamy, as can hear it's still beer
Starting point is 01:32:06 Are you crazy? Can you taste it? Is this the first time you taste an ink? It must be 48 years since I've had this At 4 years old I had it It's the day bee creates the moss. It's a plastic bee filled with nitrogen and when you open your can,
Starting point is 01:32:32 it releases nitrogen and that's what makes the moss. There's no chance of cancer with everything you just said. I'm going to stop watching the game. It's a plastic bee. We take off the legs and don't kill the turtles. And we put plastic balls in it.
Starting point is 01:32:50 It's really cool. And they get that back. I don't know if they get the cans back, but I don't know if they do like... I think they get nothing back. They get the ball back. I don't think so. That's my ball. The signed ball. Hey Yann, do you have any questions?
Starting point is 01:33:07 Yes, I have 3 or 4. It's coming out well on my show, Mike. OK, sorry. No, no, I'm just saying. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. It's coming out well. I'm working hard and I used a couple of goggles that I found in China. But it's coming out well and I'm working really hard for it to be as funny as possible. Do you have the name of your next job?
Starting point is 01:33:32 Yes! Can I tell you? Michel, can I tell you? No. He said it tempts you. It tempts me, but what did you say? I don't know. What does it say, Michel? He said, No Dems, he could do the same for you!
Starting point is 01:33:55 It's going to be called Child's Heart. It's as deep as the bottom of my album. You can't say that! I can say it. You can say it? Yes! That's sick! His album is full of very serious, touching, poetic songs.
Starting point is 01:34:18 It's rock, it goes in all directions. And Edward decided, because he calls me daddy, I would like to have a voice that presents my album, my brainstorm, my brainstorm. I wanted to do it like the Offspring album. A little like the one at the beginning. It's time to relax. And then I have one of my childhood friends that you know, who's called François Robert. Ok, let's see. The hot guy.
Starting point is 01:34:39 The hot guy, the guy who has not the first thing to do in a podcast in Quebec. But anyway, and then we talk, then we talk, we talk, and I say, it would be nice if it was François who made the voice. And Edward says, I'm going to call my album François Robert. But you know why? But it's because everyone is a little bit François Robert, that's the thing, we're all a little bit, we're all a little bit someone in the background.
Starting point is 01:35:01 And it's also, it's also the fact that... I don't understand, I don't know what it is anymore. But it's a bit like someone in the background. And it's also the fact that... I don't understand. It's a bit like Moanne from You Too, where everyone is together. You're going to explain it to me. You're going to be more than me. We're going to take this boot off. There are things...
Starting point is 01:35:20 There are things worse than what you said. It's just that I find it a bit absurd to give importance to someone just because his name is somewhere. So now people will see François Robert, like who is François Robert? They will do research, well I hope. And then they will do, I don't know who it is, but at the same time the album starts by saying hello, here is François Robert, welcome to the first album of Édouard Tremblay-Grenier. Ok so it gives importance to this name.
Starting point is 01:35:46 But we feel like we're in a chaos. We don't know who he is. It's because there's a minister named François Robert. They're all going to fall on the minister. Isn't it Jean-François Robert? Yeah, it's Jean-François. In any case, when we check, it falls on him. Yeah, but it was Jean-François Robert. He's a cocky guy. But anyway, that's it. It's called Fr, it's a joke. It's a joke, it's a joke. It's a joke, it's a joke. It's a joke, it's a joke.
Starting point is 01:36:08 It's a joke, it's a joke. It's a joke, it's a joke. It's a joke, it's a joke. It's a joke, it's a joke. It's a joke, it's a joke. It's a joke, it's a joke. It's a joke, it's a joke. It's a joke, it's a joke.
Starting point is 01:36:24 It's a joke, it's a joke. It's a joke, there's François Robert who killed four people. Bravo for your record. We're all a bit of someone. We're all together on the planet. That's what it means. We're all one person. We're all the energy of everyone. And it's useless to give importance to one person when we're all human. And at the end, when he says the album, he says, yes, this album is called François Robert, but it could have been called Steve Lalonde, na na na na na na na na, that's not what's important.
Starting point is 01:36:53 Do you say the name to Yann Therrien? No. You should finish in two seconds, it could have been called Steve Lalonde, Monique Girard, but not Yann Therrien. Hey, Yann, at least that's it. There's also a curling champion called François Robert. That's cool, I'm going to throw up.
Starting point is 01:37:11 That's hot. For Edward, where can we find your songs on which platform? I imagine it's on Spotify. For now, there's nothing, but on April 11th, there's a song coming out called Harry. On the radio, everywhere. Who song that's coming out called Harry. In the radio, everywhere. Who's going to be on the radio? And you signed with Spectra.
Starting point is 01:37:35 Yes, I signed with Spectra. So, signing with a big record label like that, is there a stress that comes with it? Even with a big record company like that, do you feel stressed? Or are you like, look at the record industry, do your business and we hope... Well, for real, there was a stress at the beginning because I was like, it's a big company. You know, it's not necessarily linked to good big companies. We arrived there with my manager, Yanouk, who is in the console. Yanouk, who works here.
Starting point is 01:38:08 Oh, yeah, it's my manager. He's super good and he comes to all my meetings. He met him in Borden. Thanks to Borden. Thanks to us. We arrived there and we realized how human he was. It was like a big company that really focused on music and wanted culture to advance. It was so much fun.
Starting point is 01:38:30 They came to the show and checked. Yesterday, at the first Grand Corp Malade, someone was there and waiting. They went down to Sherbrooke, right? Yes, and next Saturday someone comes next Saturday, who's coming to Quebec too, and who's waiting. Where is this in Quebec? At the Grand Théâtre. Grand Théâtre Yanouk?
Starting point is 01:38:54 Grand Théâtre Yanouk. And yeah, it's 1800 people. Yeah, but we're not going to do that. No, no, I'm happy. I can't wait to see what people will think about the arranged tunes and everything. At the moment, the world seems to be in a state of shock. How old are you now? 22. 22? You're lucky.
Starting point is 01:39:16 I'm really lucky. It's the beautiful moment of your life. It's encouraging, isn't it? No, but it seems like when you get old, you know, and I don't consider myself old, even if all your friends consider me old, but you about it when you're young, you don't have it when you're old. When you're young, you don't know what your life is going to be like. So everything is possible. And it's so cool. But there's a nice thing that... You haven't regretted your life, you haven't done it yet.
Starting point is 01:39:57 But to grow up with the parents I grew up with, I've never seen old age as something negative. Something to grow old as something negative. Something old, something negative. My two parents have a child heart. My two parents will be tripping on things, on little things, they'll be like, ah, that's cool. It makes it so that for me, it's just fun.
Starting point is 01:40:22 I'll never be like, oh, it's my birthday, fuck, I'm gonna get old. I'm like, oh well I'm gonna get closer to my dad. To my dad. To my dad. So I think it's just more fun, you have more experience, but you still have your childhood heart. Imagine how fun he's gonna be with Alzheimer's. That's it! It's gonna be stupidly late. This one is going to be fun with Alzheimer's. It's going to be crazy! Hey, you're crazy, my next game is called Alzheimer's.
Starting point is 01:40:52 You're just doing the same gag 116 times? I'm just doing one gag all along. When I get on stage, I say, oh fuck, where are my suitcases? I'm crazy. Where are the Yam Is that Daniel is Jean-William who asks if Daniel would like to play with his son on screen in a dramatic role Yes Well, yes, it would be fun. Yes, it would be fun. Yes, it would be fun. It would be fun. Every time I'm with Edward, I have fun. Have you ever written drums?
Starting point is 01:41:31 Yes, I have. Your music albums were serious, but I'm talking about, let's say, TV, movies... Yes, in the first season of The Chickenswell, the last episode, I was doing a sketch called the Lucid Fool, I think it was called the Lucid Fool, and it was very, very serious, very intense. And when I introduced it to the other guys, nobody wanted me to do it. And even, I remember Jean Bissonettete, a very nice TV producer. Thanks to him, Bye-bye became Bye-bye. Exactly. And he's an exceptional human. If it wasn't for him, it would have been called Ciao. Ciao-bye!
Starting point is 01:42:17 Ciao-bye! Ciao-bye! Fuck you, 2002! Ciao-bye, 2002! Ciao, ciao, bye, 2006! Oh no! Ciao, bye, 2006! He was so funny, that guy. And that man really gave me confidence in my creativity, for real. He was so nice.
Starting point is 01:42:50 One year I wrote a sketch, a guy who was at their place, and emotions were coming back into his house. I wrote the doubt, the anguish. You wrote that? Yes, I wrote that. It was sketchy. I remember that sketch. And he told me Daniel was friends with Félix Leclerc.
Starting point is 01:43:10 I'm joking, but he told me Daniel. Even Félix could have written that sketch. It's very serious. Did Félix Leclerc write sketches? No, but he had a poetry. So he said you had the talent in humor of a man who didn't do humor. No, but ok, I stop. I'm not kidding. He said that and it touched my heart. He was throwing it at me all the time.
Starting point is 01:43:38 And at the end, Francis and Simon were like, not sure to do this sketch, Daniel. And he was like, Daniel, do it, it's good. And it's important that you do this sketch. And I was like, oh yeah, okay, okay. And I didn't trust myself. And it's the first time that a man of my age believes in me. Oh yeah. And one chance, because it's a nasty good sketch too. It's not even a sketch, it's just a short film of poetry.
Starting point is 01:44:08 It's stupid. So, he told me to do it, do it, and finally I did it. And I'm really happy to have done it. And it changed something in the sketches of the Chickenswales too. It brought it a good side. More poetic. More poetic maybe. It also brings a poetic side to it. You write music. Do you think about writing a series or a film? I would like to do that. I write a lot. I write sketches to accompany the release of the album.
Starting point is 01:44:42 Humorous sketches? Yes, humor sketches. That's cool. You're going to put them on social media? Yes, and it will come out when the first single is released. Some will come out and then it will come out regularly. And who is it with? François Robert! It's basically François Robert who does tutorials.
Starting point is 01:45:04 But they're tutorials like how to open a door, how to survive without fire, how to drink water. These are ultra basic things, and I put them together a little bit to make it look like he was the one who did it and that he really put it together. When you approached him for that,
Starting point is 01:45:23 did he have a fraction of a second that made him laugh at me? You know, you'd think it was up, but you must be kidding. François is willing. Every time I did Pierre-Yves' staging in Quebec, just to laugh, for the PY in Quebec, just for the gala, just for the gala in Quebec. And I said, in Quebec, I want François to come in the number. And we made a number like Pierre-Yves coming from Terrebonne. And the mayor said, watch out, we didn't name a building in your honor, but we named a guy in your honor.
Starting point is 01:46:03 His name is Pierre-Yves Roi Desmarais, that guy, so we cut a line, and it was François, and at the end of the gala, when I introduced Pierre-Yves, it was Pierre-Yves Roi Desmarais, and it was François who arrived, hello? And François, he did a great job, so he had the slap of the gallows, at the end, he was like, hello? It didn't know. And then, when he came, he said, do you want to do my staging in Moyage? I said, yes, but François has to be there. He said, ok, perfect.
Starting point is 01:46:32 So, François was making a character that was going to be ugly without a stage, instead of a stage. It was sick. And François is super proud. And you proposed the idea and I said, I don't believe it until it was real. I just sent a screenshot of the contract with François Robert. It's Spectre who says, let's sign Edward Tremblay-Grenier for the album. François Robert, you're a taber.
Starting point is 01:46:59 What's the cover? There are no covers anymore. But it's thumbnails. Or are you going to release it in vinyl? Yes, I will probably release it in vinyl. All the singles are drawings. They are very sober. I'm inspired by... I'm a huge fan of Malajub. I'm really a big fan. I have two tattoos of Mala Jobe.
Starting point is 01:47:28 And the album is a trap. How do you want people to know about you? If you were a fan of Mala Jobe, you would have had three. I would have had the four albums of tattooed. But it's because you drew it when you were in the hospital. Yes. I was in the hospital for a week. Yes, you it's because you drew it when you were in the hospital. Yes, I was in the hospital for a week. Yes, you almost died. I almost died at the beginning of the year.
Starting point is 01:47:52 At the beginning of the year? Two times. What month? December. In fact, October 31, I did a cover of a tune with podcast and on Instagram, called Dixie en Clowne. I was so scared that I wasn't going to make it. I was like, fuck off, I'm not going anywhere, I'm not going to do anything. I took off my make-up and went to bed.
Starting point is 01:48:16 I called my mom and said, I don't think it's going very well. She said, tomorrow, your brother, at 1.30, is coming, and you're going to the hospital. I was at the hospital and they said, if you had waited longer, it would have been very difficult to heal. And I was like, well, well, what did you have? In fact, it's really fun. A bacterium. Yannot knows what I got, so that's why I healed. A bacterium.
Starting point is 01:48:36 I got a bacterium in an unpleasant place. There's a bacterium that came in and... That's true. Yeah. Let's say... Let's say this, it might look like a testicle size, but this is a testicle size. Your balls were big, big, big. Did they affect your tail too?
Starting point is 01:48:59 No, no, no, I was just getting up. That was the thing, I was getting up and they told me, I had heard more, I would have... So your balls were big enough that they were not laughing? Yes. They were slippery, slippery. You put some butter on them. So finally I'm going to make them laugh like people.
Starting point is 01:49:18 Slap, slap. We're going to the hospital. So I walked very close and I was like, damn. It's hell because... Oh no, it's hell. Should I tell it? Yes, you know, you got in there. You don't want to be in there. It's going to be disgusting.
Starting point is 01:49:34 It's disgusting. I'm warned. It's really disgusting. It's that, in fact, it's just that you got in there, the closet, that they had to take out what was in it, which was shit, phone. Are you in there or in the in the bag, which was shit. Are you going to do that or are you going to spit it out? It depended on who was doing it! I would have preferred that in a bag. He was supposed to prick me.
Starting point is 01:50:01 So I put some guys... He was pricking his balls. And how does he freeze? of a sprain. You got a sprain! And how does it freeze? With a long string. So it freezes your balls with a string. I'm not a scientist, but I think the first time you have to feel it a little. It hasn't frozen. Oh, apparently.
Starting point is 01:50:22 Yeah, it hasn't frozen once, and once it was a little bit right, we took out the scalpel. So we took out the scalpel, clap, okay, I feel nothing, we start cutting, we start cutting. My nose, oh, I got cut there, my life. Oh, damn it, the cordless. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, and then Chris, oh, it's all the same, so we cut, we cut, we cut, okay, we cut. It was not cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, ah! He was picking, he was picking, he was picking, he was like... Oh, damn it, it's been an hour and a half.
Starting point is 01:50:48 And at the end I was like, damn, I'm a new person. Damn, you had a Caesarian on your crotch. Yeah, yeah, damn it. Hey, but you're gonna be the only man that when you have a child and your blonde is going to do I don't know what it is. No, no, I know what it is. So it wasn't... But what did they come out with? A lot of pu.
Starting point is 01:51:14 So it was just pu. It was just pu. But what's fantastic after is that for it to heal like people and that it doesn't close on the top. For it to close on the top and So that it closes on the top. Hey, I'm gonna take another drink. I'm too young to hear you say that. I could even take a Coke Vodka, please.
Starting point is 01:51:35 Oh yeah. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, Mike is back! Oh yeah! In three minutes, I'll be like... But they had to put a mesh in it. So it's a big piece of fabric. Ok. And it fits in.
Starting point is 01:51:55 But what do they put a mesh in? In your neck? In my neck. In both or just one? In the middle. In the scrotum. Ok. But what do they do with the honey? It lets it out.
Starting point is 01:52:07 It explodes! Is that like... Like the old car washes that it cleans? It lets it out. It lets it out all night, but I have 20 cm of honey in my throat. It comes out all the time. Every day, it comes out, it puts it back. 20 cm of a not locally. No, no, no. I think it would be better to just say,
Starting point is 01:52:45 hey, Asti will be parodied right down there. Asti, I would have preferred that. Asti, I would have preferred that. That's to say that it's him who drew his poster. I drew my poster there. I said the 10. Oh, me? Yes.
Starting point is 01:52:56 With your dung bat. With my dung bat well spread out on the hospital bed. And he took his bat and drew his poster. The beautiful Ancrys, the green one, you stink, those beautiful Ancrys. He took his merch and drew it in a cover. It was beautiful in red, green in blue. That's disgusting. And how would you be dead from that? It's a bacteria. It's a bacteria that didn't know what it was and it was going to grow.
Starting point is 01:53:20 She just stopped or something. She loved it so much that she did it. We're going to kill it. She just stopped or what? She loved it so much that she said, we're going to kill him. We're going to the best part. He's a good friend of his. We're going to kill him in his ass. In fact, the part that's too much.
Starting point is 01:53:37 Call your Spanish friend, he's going to kill you. It's that I had the gale, so the disease of Christopher Columbus. Yes, it's been a while since he came. He arrived here. And then it was broadcast. And then he stopped in a black quarter. And then he did gags. I had the gale and I scratched myself. I was in a motel, a bit trashy in the States. When I came back, I had a bacteria in my balls. You brought the gale to the motel? No, my old friend who had the gale.
Starting point is 01:54:19 So you brought the gale from a motel? Yes, yes. Like us with our gastro in the channel. Do you have a blonde? No, I donala from a hotel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like us with our gastro in China. Do you have a blonde? No, I don't have a blonde. So at least you don't have... Well, I like that I heard Chantal say, Well, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:54:35 But because... He's a blonde. He's a blonde. It must be tough to explain to a girl, like, I know you don't have a boyfriend, but you'll have to avoid a female boyfriend. I had a little bit of a fight with my co-lock. He was just like, yeah, I don't have a girlfriend. So, put on some cream.
Starting point is 01:55:02 What did he have? He had bacteria He had nothing. That's because the bacteria has nothing to do with the gall. Because you scratched yourself. I scratched myself. The bacteria came in and then there was a rush out and it went into the thigh. And then, you know, it doesn't make sense. It was a good year.
Starting point is 01:55:18 It was hell. It was hell. The year started, I was there, I had a car accident. And then I'm here! It would have been the worst way to die. It would have been atrocious. Let's say, if there's a parody, you don't want to be the guy online who died because there was a lot of shit. It would have been nice if it was on Wikipedia. He released the album François-Roberge and died of the balls. Oh Chris, die of the balls, it's going to be a great tribute to you.
Starting point is 01:55:56 After Grand Grand Malade, die of the balls. Die of the balls, Grand Grand Malade. Chris, that's funny! Hey, Yann, do you have any questions left? There's maybe one or two left. Yes, one or two good ones. Let's go with one or two. I don't know if you said it earlier,
Starting point is 01:56:16 but Felix is asking, in the end, how many objects did you bring from Hong Kong? Well, I brought maybe eight. But you know... But it took one per day. Yes, yes, that's right, eight. One per day.
Starting point is 01:56:30 But you know, I had to put them in a suitcase because... You were given a mission, because that's what I said when I was listening to the documentary. Did you see the documentary yesterday? Not yet, I saw it. It's really good, it's really funny, you know. I really liked that, you know. Thank you. And it seems like you were given a mission to bring an object back every day.
Starting point is 01:56:49 Yes. It's a pity, you know, I started listening to it. Then I saw you with the things. And I was like, every time you had your object, you know, the first one, I was like, I'm sure that... Oh, great, I was right. So it became almost like when you listen to Price is Right, you try to guess the price. I was like, oh, I think he's going to have a choice.
Starting point is 01:57:10 You know, like, there was one, it was a little big face, it was weird. And did you bring an extra suitcase? No, I bought a suitcase over there, so I filled it up. So, how is it at customs when you arrive with big heads and big boots? We were lucky. We were lucky, it went well. But I don't know, I had been to the Madeleine Islands before the holidays. And when I went back to security, I was going to do a show there, and then I went to security
Starting point is 01:57:42 and the woman didn't recognize me. She was like, what's in there? I said, I did a show yesterday. It's really weird. I said, I did a show yesterday. We're going to open it. I said, no, no, no, no, no, don't open it. There's a lot of people in the back. And I had toys. I have dog toys. They go whee whee whee whee. But I had two suitcases, so I had compressed all my stuff. Ah, so when you opened it, it was like... Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiii i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i Do you need help to close it? She broke my suitcase by closing it. Really? Yes, she did. And then one day, you know, I have a chicken that dances and it makes noises.
Starting point is 01:58:30 And then she says, what is that, and then she takes it and it starts... And I was like... I felt so bad. And then... Then I close the door. I had a gun, you know, I had a toy gun. You have a gun in there? No, but it's a gun for children. A gun for children?
Starting point is 01:58:49 A gun for children. The other woman comes and says, No, no, I have a gun for children. Look, there are children. And she says, what is that? And my suitcases are open. And then I turn around and there's a guy carrying my suitcase. He says, you're a bastard, don't just do that on stage, you're a moron! So you broke your suitcase? I broke one side of the suitcase and I closed it. But in Hong Kong it was easy,
Starting point is 01:59:12 and I knew I would have more to do, because I didn't think it would be that easy. I put a lot of toys in a suitcase and nobody asked questions! But the Madeleine's Hill is your carry-on? No, it was two show suitcases.
Starting point is 01:59:31 No, but the Madeleine Hill, not even the carry-on, it was below and they did everything. Yes, they checked everything. Ah, yes, that's absurd. But Hong Kong, it doesn't is a very expensive program. It's fucking awesome that it's easier to transport Hong Kong stock than the island of the Madeleine. Yeah, yeah, so no, that's for sure. The thing is, if you want to go back to the country, you go through Hong Kong.
Starting point is 02:00:01 Yeah, so no, it's okay. Yann, last question. What would be your next trip to Rye? Hey, you know what? What you made us live by buying this shirt, I think it would be a good TV show for me. I'm going to all the cities. I don't have any money left. Hey!
Starting point is 02:00:28 You said earlier that you had filled Albert Rousseau 28 times. No, but for real, we're going to finish it, but it would be a good TV project to go to any city. We're going to Bulgaria to find toys. But that's not all the time I have
Starting point is 02:00:44 to be toys. He it's not always that I have toys. He can live his moment too. No, but he can find some music instruments, Bulgarian, 1804. It would be sick. Yes, there are super-po. But a show, let's say Canal Evasion. Exactly.
Starting point is 02:01:04 I was thinking about you guys, while you were in Hong Kong. When my father was 80, I took him to Europe and he talked about it every time he saw me. And I'm sure that when he dies, I'll remember him the most. So there's a lot of beautiful trips with your guy. So yeah, that's it. Chris, it would be sick to have a show asking DJ Nod to do it. New Dem C! New Dem C! But yeah, but it's true, for real, with Edward, every time I'm with Edward and we travel together,
Starting point is 02:01:37 we get along well and we laugh and I laugh in the documentary, I laugh at him because he goes to the mine, but I laugh a lot. Oh no, you laugh a lot. No, you're not laughing yet. It makes me laugh too much. But in any trip, it would be nice. Ok, but let's put the place. It's sure that Japan would be bad. I like that you see that he worked under listening for a while, that there he was dragging you.
Starting point is 02:02:01 He was like, there he is, I was sleeping. It's over, it's like, I was sleeping. It's over, it's over. He needs to answer the question. So it intrigues me. What? Let's say the destination, let's say your favorite destination,
Starting point is 02:02:16 what would it be? Because you've traveled a lot. It would be here with you. Ah! He's happy! Ha ha ha ha! No, but... No matter where,
Starting point is 02:02:32 with you. He's happy! Ha ha ha ha! But it's a nice reference, you have a nice relationship. Yes, yes. It's beautiful. But all countries, all places on the on the planet have something to teach us. When we went to Hong Kong, it changed my life and thanks to Mike for that.
Starting point is 02:02:51 It changed my life and it did me good, even if I had a cultural shock. Like earlier, I tried to explain to Rachel and Eli, which was the podcast we did before, why I paid for it. It's really just because when I say something and I'm hot, I don't want to have hot guys saying anything, so I'm like, it's not a problem if you buy us all. It's fantastic! It's fantastic! When we were in Vegas, in an in-and-out, it said, I want you to come with your father to listen to us,
Starting point is 02:03:35 and you respected him! Yeah! That's awesome! Thank you so much, Edward! So, the date of François Robert, what date is it? The date of the album, I can't say it, but the date of the single that comes out, so the first tour is on April 11th. April 11th! When it's going to be released for everyone, it's going to be released. You're going to be like, people are going to make me think Chris is too famous to do a sub-listener because he does that. Thank you Daniel, you your show which is cool for the moment.
Starting point is 02:04:09 No, but there are good guys. When it's going to come out, it's going to be amazing. Yes, in a year, it's coming out. It's coming out in April next year. And what's the name again? Heart of Children. Heart of Children, what a good name. Thank you so much guys, thank you too. Thank you.
Starting point is 02:04:23 Thank you. Thank you for the trip too! It was a pleasure, thank you Yann, thank you all! Bye everyone, see you soon, thank you very much! Thanks for watching!

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