Mike Ward Sous Écoute - #525 - France D'Amour et Geneviève Gagnon

Episode Date: April 21, 2025

Pour cet épisode de Sous Écoute, Mike reçoit France D'Amour et Geneviève Gagnon pour parler de dating et de moments inusités en pleins shows !---------Pour vous procurer la Ward Vodka - http://wardvodka.ca/Pour vous procurer des billets du spectacle Modeste - https://mikeward.ca/fr--------Patreon - http://Patreon.com/sousecouteTwitter - http://twitter.com/sousecouteFacebook - https://www.facebook.com/sousecoute/instagram - https://www.instagram.com/sousecouteTwitch - https://www.twitch.tv/sousecouteDiscord - https://discord.gg/6yE63Uk Pour vous procurer le nouveau prêt-à-boire Ward Cola Diète, rendez-vous dès maintenant sur : wardcola.caPour l’achat de billets du Festival Modeste, consultez la programmation et réservez vos places directement sur le site de la Salle Albert-Rousseau : Modeste Festival - Programmation | Salle Albert-RousseauEnfin, ne manquez pas le tout nouveau spectacle de Martin Perizzolo, Perizzolo le dramatiste. Billets en vente ici : Martin Perizzolo - Perizzolo le dramatiste ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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Thank you very much. The 13th, 14th and 15th of June, I will be in Quebec for the Modeste Festival. It's the first edition of the Modeste Festival. What is the Modeste Festival? It's a festival with almost only Mike Ward. I do my show Modeste, the 13th, I have two shows on the 14th, I have another show on the 15th. We do a sub-session on the 15th at night. Before my shows, there will be shows, an outdoor stage,

with shows, there will be humorists, music, food, drugs, DJs, there will be drinks, there will be tasting of drinks. It will be a big party. First edition of the Modeste Festival. First edition of the Modeste Festival and last edition of the Modeste Festival. If you're from Quebec, come see this. It's in the Albert Rousseau Hall. If you're not from Quebec, come to Quebec. It's a beautiful city. Do a road trip.

Get out of your house, you bastard. Don't go out. Don't go out. Don't do anything. It's time you get out of your house. Have a nice trip in the beautiful city of Quebec. Go to www.mikeward.ca for tickets. My friend Martin Peridzolo just launched his new show. Martin Peridzolo, a drama artist. You have to go see him. He's good. Asti is good. Peridze, every time I see him, he impresses me.

His show, there were critics, we often hear the term 10-tire-bic, but they were critics. 10-tire-bic x 1000, Asti was the best show of the last 10 years. That's what everyone says, and it hurts me because I also went on shows in the last 10 years. Go see it, go to

martinperidzolo.com to see his new show Dramatist, you won't regret it. You'll love it. Martin Peridzolo, he's walking everywhere through Quebec, and he's doing my first parts. So if you're not sure, come see Modeste, listen to Modeste,

go crazy, Peridz is a be honest, I'm going to buy tickets on martinperezzolo.com Live from the Bordel Comedy Club Montreal, here is Mike Ward, under listening! Thank you! Thank you very much everyone! Thank you! Welcome Mike Ward, under listening! Yann Thériault is currently in Mexico,

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It's really cool. I'm happy. It's not expensive. I wanted our first meeting. That's where you see that I would be the worst player in the world. Our first meeting, I was with the team. They were like, how much do we sell this? You know, we want to be in the price of a six pack, so they said, we'll put it at 18 dollars, and I said, no, Christ, 18 dollars, well, we'll put it, but let's put it at 12. And then he was like, it seems like 12, pass the chance.

No, no, 12, 12, and then we went up to 12.90, and I was very happy. I go to the IGA yesterday, I went to the beer section and I saw 6 packs of Coors Light, that's 18 dollars. I was like, holy crap! So that's it. But it's 12.90. And it tastes like the word, it tastes like the word, it tastes like vodka or Coke, but it's not Coke. It's Coke. I'm going to give it to my friend who likes olives. Is there anyone else who wants some? I'm going to give you one. Do you have some?

And then I'm going to... Asti, I think... Do you want my phone? I'll give you some cardboard, Asti. But, that's it, thank you, thank you. But, Michel, there was... Can you bring a can for Asti? Because you're hungry.

You're like a guy at baseball who catches the ball and gives it to him. You're the disabled baseball player who catches the ball and gives it to you. Yes, you're the disabled child in this story. But... You know, it would have been funny if you accepted it. Now you have two. You're like, I was generous.

But that's it. It's available. It's not in all the SOQs yet, but it's in 150-160 SOQs. If you want to see if it's in SOQs close to where you are, go to jachetéwardcola.ca. When you arrive, you have to refresh and check if it's in the one close to your house. It's not bad. That's it. That's pretty much it. And Mike, I just wanted to tell you, I bought the World Vodka two weeks ago and I loved it. I made some really good drinks. It's really a Vodka, I wanted to tell you. Thank you, thank you very much.

Yeah, that's it. I'm really happy. The World Vodka, we went into 390 cc of sugar and there's 400 sq. So there's 10 sq. I'm mad. He doesn't even like it. He doesn't like it. And there are 400 SACs, so there are 10 SACs... Who are not even... Who are not even... Who are not even... That they are like... I'm going to win.

But no, that's it. It's really a wonderful success. And I imagine that's it. You sold a lot of them. Yes, we sold 75,000 bottles. Hey, Colin! Yes, that's it. It's really cool. I'm happy.

Really happy. They sent me the stats. It's funny. It's Michel who sent me this. Here are the stats from the last 12 months. And when I received this, the last month, we had sold... Chris, we sold 12,000, 12-13,000 bottles a month and I was like, wow! That's a lot! And it was February, so it was February without alcohol! The month without alcohol!

And then Michel told me, we did a promo in early March, that it was in special. So everyone, after a month of not drinking, just wanted to scratch their faces. Exactly. A model for young people. Yes, exactly. So that's perfect for the teenagers who listen, it's well hidden when the police arrive in the park. No, but it's true. The worst part is that you have to imagine that,

probably, we were all young, we bought or drank alcohol when we were younger, there must be a couple of young people who have that in their coats. Yes, yes, I... Legally, I don't have the right to say... No, not legally. No, no, legally, nobody has that in their car. But otherwise... No, but the worst is that they don't have to... Like, the beer, I have the impression that... You know, often kids in the hangers

they don't go as far as they can go to the SACU. And it's easier... You know, I was already young. It's easier to steal from a hanger than from the SACU. I've never... Maybe there are people who manage to steal from the.O.Q. But I'm always the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who cap. Fait que c'est gros en crisse rentrer ça. Absolument. Les premières alcools que j'ai vu avec ce genre de format de canettes là qui étaient pas des Red Bulls, c'était les Cold Shot de Molson où est-ce que tu viens percer dans le bas pis tu perds ça.

Fait que ça nous rajeunit pas là mais c'était ça. C'était facile à voler. Ok. Moi c'est ça. J'espère honnêtement qu'il y a aucun enfant qui boit ça. On espère évidemment. I honestly hope that no child drinks that. We hope so. But here, you don't have the right to drink that, so as long as you don't have the right, steal it. How? As long as you break a law, break it in two. Hey, are you ready to invite them? I'm ready in a word. Let's go.

I'm very happy to have these guests. There is one, it's been five years since she came. I thought she was here not long ago. The other one, I think it should be more than five years. It's a good intro, huh? I find it excellent. No, it's going to be really fun, ladies and gentlemen. Here's Geneviève Gagnon and France D'Amour!

How are you, Geneviève? How are you, France? Thank you for being here. Thank you! Happy holidays! It's perfect! I don't know... My dear France, c'est à ton tour

de te laisser parler d'amour Ma chère France, c'est à ton tour de te laisser parler d'amour Applause Merci! Merci! I'm in love. Thank you. Yesterday evening I was in the show, the day before yesterday I was in the show, and the night is the night when it's the most fair. Oh yeah? It's not a nice public.

But, not really, my impression, when they started singing, I was like, oh, you're a real bastard. You, you're a professional singer, you don't want to hear someone saying, «France, happy holidays!» But yeah, that's it, bravo, my dear person. Thank you very much. Would you turn around for a second? Oh my God! No, I wouldn't turn around, but...

No, but it was... Thank you very much. It's a real pleasure. It's fun. So you had shows yesterday and the day before yesterday. Yes. Where did you play yesterday and the day before yesterday? At the Vendier à Laval, last night in Chambly. A beautiful little room in Chambly. It was a lot of fun. What's the room? The room...

It's Delire Delice. Ah! But it has a name, like... Delire Delisse. No, it has a name from a lady. It's at the top of Delire Delisse. But seriously, my memory... Ok. Names, faces... Look, I'll give you an example.

So the next time I don't recognize you, one year ago, I finished a show, two or three years ago. I was on stage, and there was a girl, and I often saw the crowd and said, hey, that was good, thank you for your dance. And she said, you don't recognize me?

I said, wait a minute, let me see. I'm not replacing you. She said, I'm your beautiful sister. Oh! Ah! Oh, Christ! I was Ah, Chris! I was like, sorry! I was like, I'm going to kill you!

You're crazy! So, is it your sister or is it your brother's girlfriend? It's my brother's girlfriend. How long has she been with you? Well, in my opinion, it's been 2-3 years, but I still have a couple of family members. Do you like her a lot?

No, but she had a street corner face. I hope she doesn't listen to the podcast. No, it's not an insult. It's not an insult. But no street corners. So, that's it. So, face of street corner, it means face of commune? Commune. Brown hair, brown eyes, very...

We hope she doesn't put too much podcast because... That's right. But anyway, she left my brother. Oh, she's eating her own shit. Well, yeah. Oh! How do I eat that? You think so? Because every time he came home, he was like, Hello, my name is... and he introduced himself and he didn't recognize him? No, but it's just to explain that when people say, You don't recognize me, I don't know the name of the place yesterday. Well, it happens to me often. But I don't say it. I play the game.

Someone who comes too much, like, hey, how are you? I'm like, hey, you're doing well. She says since we've seen each other for 16 years. And all the time I'm like, who is this? Asti, who is this? And then one day I'm like, and you, what's up? And she says, well, Gerard is doing well. Oh yeah, and then it comes back quietly. I don't do it like you're a kid. They're too much into it. I don't want to insult him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And usually, how long does it take you? Sometimes it never comes back. She never knows. And you keep going? Oh yeah, and I'm good at Asti. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you keep going. Oh yeah, I'm good at Esty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it smells like the trophy. But no, sometimes it doesn't come back.

And I remember Mario Pelcha while we were doing Notre Dame de Paris. Mario Pelcha is a guy who gets up at 7am and goes to Rona's house. He's not a killable guy. Sometimes he did shows, he still heard himself. He was hot in the does shows and he still feels the heat of the day.

He sang. He's crazy. It's 7 a.m. and he's at the Rona store. A girl comes in and says, Hi Mario, you don't recognize us? And he's like, I'm looking for you. You were the first to come to your show yesterday and you were looking at us. I'm sure that happens to you too. We don't see you that much.

Yesterday, there was a guy I knew. There was a face that I knew in my head. He was like, we met. I said, yes, I remember you, Asti. She said, we met after your show at Yoc Yoc's, 14 years ago. I'm a bit of a psychopath. I remember him. The face of a traitor. There was a face, a particular face.

A corner of the street. That's more like the other corner. The other corner, yes. The corner you don't go often. Yes, that's it. You remember. Well, excuse me, I told you, the first row, we don't see much. It reminds me of an anecdote that you told me at the beginning of your stage.

The girl who was driving. Oh my God. There was a girl who was driving. So she has adorable anecdotes. I was at Get Snow and I was doing a show outside. I want to say it. And then one day I was listening to your voice and a girl came and said, It's my turn, it's my turn.

And in general, people are sitting, but there was a space in front of you if you wanted to dance. But she comes and starts dancing, It's my turn, it's my turn, poor Chapeau-Yerre. And then my nose is choked, I come to join her, and then she starts dancing angrily. Then she starts to frown, and then it starts to be seriously hot.

She starts to run in front of me while I'm doing the dance. And in front of people sitting, they have to kick their asses to do anything. Oh, but you guys were all like, film this, film this, I can hear your voice, film this, film this! But do they have to stop? They have to stop, they have... do they have... They have it, no, they have it. They were standing there, the security...

You could see how it was... Oh, wow! They have it, the security, they took them out of there, but... Yeah, it's intense sometimes, the public. Have you ever arrived? Well, no. No, no.

Not you, fired, I'm talking during your show. No, but I had... No, drunk, no. Weird drunk during a show. Show of music, show of words, it's not the same thing. We don't give the taste. We are the only thing you can have crazy. I had a guy who masturbated.

But it was during the Montréal night out. He was sitting all the time, like close. And... No! And we were holding him while he was peeing. That's for sure you're lying. No, I'm just kidding. But that was in 1996.

Oh, the peeing monster. Are you sure he's a drama? No, no, in time. They can't do anything. Because of the woke. The hostages woke up and they had a discussion. I was so excited. Surprised. No, but I would not get offended by a show of humor. I would not be offended. You know, one... You know, it sounds like music.

You know, when you're at home, you put on music when you're out of bed, but you rarely put on Saturdays and Sundays. We're going to listen to a monologue... Oh, come on! ...and she says, Who is the one who has... ...toot toot toot toot toot toot! Good day. I'm not sure who's the captain. Ha ha ha!

Tch tch tch tch tch tch! Good day! Speaking of which, I'd like to know if you can tell us about... Well, let's see! It's been 10 minutes and it's going nowhere, this podcast. No, but it's because we met in an evening... Where it was going? No, no, exactly, in an evening of party, a programming launch.

It was a laugh at the first sight. We laughed a lot. We tell each other our stories. We've been single for a thousand years. We tell each other our dating stories. I've been told this story a thousand times and I laugh every time. It's funny because we have a dating story we tell each other our business and sometimes, there's a dead time, we don't have any new stories.

So she comes every time, it was in mid-June, we were doing a summer kickoff and I said but we're going to have to make some fire this summer. And then she has to go on a date for the team because she lacks anecdotes. So she said, I don't care, we have to go, they lack anecdotes of fire. So we go on a date for the team sometimes. And it's tasty. But you're the best. And now, we have to say that they lack fire anecdotes, so we date for the team sometimes. And now, it's tasty. You're the best.

Excuse me, nobody brings raw lunch on their dates. Did you have a guy who brought raw lunch on his dates? It's the guy who says to me, are we going to a sushi restaurant? I say, okay, we're going to go eat at a sushi restaurant. On va-tu dans un restaurant sushi? Ok, on va aller manger dans un restaurant sushi. Tout le long, premièrement tout le long, il parle, il parle, il parle. T'sais, au bout d'une heure, je connais sa vie, mais il m'a jamais posé une question. Plein de mané, la serveuse arrive pis elle dit, ok, elle va vous prendre à choisir, faque moi je dis, bon, je prends n'importe quoi sur le menu.

Pis là, lui, il regarde, il fait, le poisson, il vient de où? So I take anything on the menu. And he looks at me and says, Where did the fish come from? The girl says, huh? Pacific, Atlantic... The girl... Damn, there's no waitress who's going to know that. She's not even from the kitchen. She's not from the kitchen, she's coming back. That's it.

And I made her some jok laugh, she didn't laugh. I didn't laugh at that. That was good. She comes back from the kitchen, she says it's pisciculture. I say, pisciculture is not that good. She says, who owns it? The tavern! She comes back.

It's like Walmart, with its pisciculture. Do you think she sells her food well? Yeah, he ends up taking a bowl of rice. I'm skipping some steps, but I asked him, do you have a problem? What's the problem with food? It's complicated. He said, It's going to be complicated.

He says, I'm raw from the stomach. So, Louis, he just eats raw food. And I hadn't noticed, he had a little bag on his back. He smells from his bag, little plastic plates, there was raw fish, raw chicken, raw beef. Raw chicken? Is it eaten raw chicken? Yes, and he had that since the morning! In his bag! Oh, damn! And I have a Frenchie. I would never be someone who ate raw chicken.

Imagine, you know, just, let's say you date him, it gets serious, you marry him. Imagine, explain that to your family, the meal at the wedding. You know, the cake. You know, a raw cake with a banana on it. You know? You know, it was... It was disgusting. But you know, in the end, I was looking for a gig because one day, he called me and said,

You should take me as a drummer. And I was like, no, I'm the best drummer in the world. But anyway, it's a disaster. Do you understand why you want her to be? She comes to me with the same things. She's a total jerk. But you tell us the guy who doesn't know you. Oh, well...

What guy? Someone who was... Who was eating chicken feet. We were joking. He said, It's time to go to dinner. I was like, yes, but we joked and he said, it's time to go to dinner. And I was like, yes, it's cool to have dinner. So from there, I'm waiting for what the guides are going to say.

I'm waiting for you at this hour, at this restaurant, and everything. That's what we want. Or even, you know, I'm probably the one who's been there for a while. But you know, when I started dating my blonde, I went to get her. I'm going to get her, I charge, I open the door. You don't just go, look at her. She's not drunk.

No, but... Anyway, he says, ok, we're going to go eat, no problem. He says, where are you going? So he said, ok, we're going to have a perfect dinner, no problem. He asked where I was going. I proposed and he said, you like spaghetti better, chicken better. I said, I don't know, I chose. You like Montréal better. It looked like he was the same, but on the phone, he said, you like Montréal better.

It's like a battle name. Yes, it's 7, 6, I decide. So it didn't look good. So he gives me an appointment in a restaurant where I arrive, and he's in front of the door. And he has long arms, and he's got a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long He does this with his mouth. So I say hi. He says hi. Do you want to go outside? It's interesting. I'm not sure where you want to go.

They'll take a glass outside because it's just a glass. We'll hear each other. But he talks to me and he posts. But solid. Your voice. But he's very loud. Your voice is like... I'm like... I was in the game. And he tells me something and he says...

I told the guy... You don't know me. You don't know me. You don't know me. You don't know me. You don't know me. Yes, you know me well. I did like... Impossible. The little one says often, you don't know me. You don't know me, but you know me well.

But let's say... In his defense, let's say the guy is talking to you. It must be disgusting if you punch someone, you punch his big tongue. You know, like, oh, you coward, you fucking bastard. When I was talking, he was the same. He does that. So, it's not possible. Did you have a slight delay or...

Well, that's a good question. I'm not going there, but... Well, she told me she had a date with a guy. She gave him a date on a bike path. She saw him coming. Let's see what happened. There's celery in her face. He smells good.

And she said, You smell good? He said, yes, it's my arm. He put his arm in my face because... I said, yes! You bitch! Listen, listen... I realized that my blonde didn't have jackpot.

But he had his pot of Cheez Whiz. He got a pot of Cheez Whiz. He came back to Roleback with a pot of Cheez Whiz. He's there with his celery. But he didn't cut the stalk of celery. So you just see the gauze. And the capuchon, was he in his pockets? I don't know. And he has a bra.

He really told me he put on a bra. It's funny. Where did you meet? I'm so pissed off. He's someone I went to school with in the past. And I was dating. He was cool in the past. We started talking again.

He said, I'm going to see you at your place. I said, oh yeah. And I was nervous. I didn't even know how to open the door. I was thinking, Alice, how do I open the door? How does a date work? Ding dong. You go, ah! I said, no, no. Hi, no, how do I open the door? How does a door work? Ding dong! You go, ah!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh well! And then I practiced opening the door. In front of the mirror? No, in front of the door. You see, physically, my door is there. Well, no, I can't do that. You know, it gives you an idea. I was really rusted. And your neighbor would think you weren't there. You see, the neighbor in front of you.

Well, now he's sleeping and he came back. I hadn't seen him in a while. He had a head on the side because he had a crooked eye. And because he had an eye, he had just one crooked eye. So he turned around so that both eyes were at the same time. So he knew. So he had the same one. So he came back the same. And it's true. He was a little drunk.

I was like, Christ, the years have been two since high school. And I didn't want to... I was traumatized by Krozing Bar. You know, the girl who gets up from the bar and she has her ass loose like a pig. So I said to him, it's been a long time since he saw me, he's gonna slap me, but he's gonna see my ass. So he never saw my ass, I walked backwards all along the house. That's true, since I'm here, I opened the door, I went in, after you, you see, he didn't see me. So there he goes in, and there's a lunch counter, he's sitting at the lunch counter,

I'm here, and I have the fridge behind me. Do you want something to drink? I went backwards, I went to the fridge. He never saw me, I was too scared that he'd say, You big ass bitch! Did he eat your fridge's food or did you eat his Cheez Whiz? That was another time! After that, we were having a date in a bike lane in the Le Blay neighborhood. I said, it smells good, your perfume.

He said, it's funny you're telling me that. It's... Wet grasswood. I don't know if you was. It was in Sand. He put some grass on his face. And is this your last date? Yes, he's dead. Oh, yeah?

Yes, he's dead. Is that true? Yes, he's dead. Calice, do you know what happened with his head? Something happened. After me, he ate his little arm. He ate his little arm and he died. Poor guy. He ate his arm and died. Poor guy.

He died of heart attack. It would be sick if there was something in there. That's it. It hit your organs. Did you go to the funeral? No. How much did you have to pay? I won't tell you the details.

I'll tell you. I'll going to say and I'm going to make enemies. He was married. Ok! Ok, well, that's it. But... That's it. I can't go to the funeral. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Cah! Tu vois que c'est facile pour un homme pogné, il est marié, plus il a une maîtresse, il louche, il a du dessous de bras dans la face, pis il mange du Chez-Ouist en public.

Ouais, mais nous autres, on est moins regardant. Vous êtes moins sélectif par les autres. C'est ça qu'on se dit dans nos and they eat cheese with their public. We're the same, we look inside. You know why they're selective? That's what we say. We see each other often, and we have discussions about men, life and celibacy. We decided to lower our criteria a lot. That's what happens.

We lower the criteria because, as you say, they're on the ground to get to our age. It's true that my life laughing at 50 years old. You're making a fool of the Caribbean. Yes. The banks are taken. So we're on the ground. You know, the table that comes out of the store outside. It's the end of the line.

The end of the line. You said it's the ground above the ground. No, no, it's for sure that... Did you do that to me? I put Manoun to sell what I... It's not true! It's not true! You see, she's finally getting into a sale of ganache. When was the last time you dated someone? It's the winter's eve.

And it's been a couple of years. Oh Chris! Okay, a couple of years! When I say I sold my nun, I didn't sell it, I put it up for sale. It's really... it's discouraging. I find that there are lots of hot, single girls. And you're not hot, you're... Chris, you're a bitch! Okay... You're a little... You're a little... You're a little... You're a little... You're a little...

You're a little... You're a little... You're a little... You're a little... You're a little... You're a little... You're a little... You're a little... You're a little... No? Ah, well. The guys in the room are the single men.

Ah! Ah! One in the back. There are two. One alone. Each one is fat. You, you, do you date a little more than that? Well, yes.

The last date was this summer. Ok. Chris, but this summer, we're far from summer. Well, I'm still... But do you know... I'm less watchful than her, I'm more often... I want to go grab a coffee... She's not ok, come on...

She doesn't have that patience. It's true that you're not watchful. No, I'm not watchful. But, you know, at that time... you know, like, I met my blonde by accident, but otherwise, you know, it means that, you know, I didn't want to, I wasn't looking for her, and, you know, because I didn't see myself going, let's say, on Tinder or, you know, but did you do that? Oh, it's been a long time. And it didn't work?

No. First of all, you have to be quick. There's no more shortening. I want to be shortened. Like you said, Gallant, we're going to learn how to do it. But now, after a while, what does it take in all your orifices? After a while, you have to talk, when you're open, and you're like, hey, how are you? in all your orifices? You have to talk when you're open.

It's fine, what's your name? Quick, quick, quick, quick. And I'm not able to... I wonder if the guy who made the show is their first date. Is it true? That would be crazy. Yeah, the guy made me too, it's my turn. Yeah, she doesn't even know you!

She was like, I'm Moussy Charles! We have a common point, it's our tune! I think the last guy you met, I think it was 5 minutes ago that he was talking and he asked you to show your nipples, what is it? No, that's another one! No, I'm in the game, but that doesn't mean it's quality. No, that's... Listen, how can I say that? He was handsome.

And then I decided to let myself go. I said, I'm going to let myself go. I'm going to be a girl today. So we're dancing. He's handsome. He's younger than me. I'm going to be a girl today. So we're dancing, he's handsome, he's younger than me. I'm in the younger ones, I'm in there. For a couple of years, they're much younger. And what's much younger? Like 30? I pass my car to go to the ball. OK.

But not so young. But... Hello, my son. My son is here. He has to do his hair. But what was I saying? Oh no, he was cute and he said, hey, I'm going to your place. I have a massage tonight. I could go for a 15-minute tour with you.

So I said, yes, I invite him to our place. And you shouldn't do that. Because you're so close, you're so cute. You've been in my life for 15 minutes. I'm not going to your place. I'm going to your place. I'm going to your place. I'm going to your place. I'm going to your place. I'm going to your place. I could go for a 10-15 minutes tour and we'll introduce ourselves. So I said, yes, I invite him over to our place. And you shouldn't do that, because you're so close, you've been in my house for so long.

But, I invite him over to our place, and he comes in, and I'm like, he's really handsome. So he says hi, he says hi. So we go home and he says, are you all spiked? And he says, are you a picker? Not in the eyes. I'm like, I have pickers. He says, you have them everywhere. I say, stop it. You have balls?

You got balls? He said, get me a ball. I told you, I'll call you later. He said, get me a ball, show me your face. So I said, you there, you there, it's not midnight, we don't have a shooter, we're not here. Sometimes we can sneak in, like, hey, I don't have a camera, we're not there. Sometimes, we can slip through the window and say, hey, I'm not going to say anything, but... Sometimes, we can slip through the window in a desperate state,

but it's 4 o'clock, the sun is there, I don't know you. You, in your head, you say, I want the path of that. I'm going to tell him, what the hell, I have a good idea. I'm going to seduce him by asking him to get me a ball. And he, in his visualization, will get it out and we'll fuck right there. That's it, your path. I'll ask you to leave now. Yeah, yeah, he asked me to get a ball.

And he left you? Yeah, yeah, he left in esty. Hey, excuse me? You made my ball, my esthete. You're a jerk. Did you say, hey, excuse me? Or did he say, what's your esthete? You're aggressive.

I'll tell you what he said. I wasn't aggressive. I said, you're a jerk. But I said, he said, it's you,, well, that's it. It's you, Maurice, and it's those who take from me the jokes. That's what he said to me. Because you're you, Maurice, you can laugh at that.

You can get a ball out and talk about your nose. I said, Maurice, you can't go there! You're stupid. Yes! It's not that she's there! You're stupid. You're a bitch. So, you mean... Do you think you're going to end it alone? Yes, definitely.

After that, you have to do it like, OK. Yes, after the CT, it's over. It was the end, for example, but... Do you know this one, the last one, it was over. It was over, for example, but... Do you know that one from last summer? Well, the white shirt. The white shirt. With some tea, there. Huh? No, I don't know that.

White shirt with some tea? Well, yeah. I can't count that because I look like a materialist. Okay. So, there was... That's who I am, but... Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. There was, let's say, instead of fixing things, now maybe... Well, no, it's not nice. It's not nice. I can't go there. Well, yes, you can go there. We don't know each other. Yes, you can go there.

It's not nice. Sometimes we can say things at home, but we can't say it's not nice. It's not a big deal. But his car was there. OK. But it's... Yeah. What kind of car was it? It was a Jetta, but I had this before, but it was an old one, with tape. Instead of the seat belts!

I didn't see the inside! We met and I saw his car coming, and he wasn't out of the car. When it was finished, he wasn't out of the car, but when it was over, he wasn't out of the car. So, they had a car, it was old and full of tape, and I was like, it's not right to say that, huh? It's not right to say that! It wasn't beautiful. So, he got out of the car, but he didn't have a chance.

He spoke French well, he had a great time, but he has this song, it's not possible! But take your song and you could have said, hey, let's take my song. No, we had an appointment, I arrived a little before and I saw him. So he was very good, I hope he listens to me. He's going to be so sad that you arrive a little before. Because maybe he arrived a little before too, but just not enough before. He was so good and cute, but that's it. You don't have a choice when you're a charred.

Well... So yeah, that's it. So we did the tour. Mm-hmm. Okay. You... Last time I saw you, it was for the Falu house. I'm pointing at your breasts, I don't want you to show them to me, but it's just... Yes, Mike, I have pico's, it's your tawasin. Since you have the shirt, it's for the Falu house.

And you were... did you have a very strong hand? Yes. And you were doing... Oh yes. Did you... were you filming with a show with the word, and I saw that you were doing a humor conference. Yes, I had dropped humor at the master's for a couple of years. I was part of a conference, I love doing conferences, it's fun.

It was a humorous conference, so you have the satisfaction of doing humor, but without having the punch at 30 seconds. So I did years of conferences. After that, the thread in the needle, my son got started. We started a comedy night where my son was animating. And I was showing him, he was learning humor. And it gave me the taste. The flame came back because of him.

So I started making humor again in comedy clubs. And that's why you saw me, I started doing things again. I didn't know you had started again. When I was there that night, I started to put on my show and I saw you and I was like, damn, it's been 10 years since I've been on stage doing stand-up. But now I'm happy to see that you're still on stage, like stage, I feel less like a dead man. It was really strong. Thank you, it was really strong.

So, do you do 45s in the evening? I'm starting to build new 45s, I'm in 30s, but I still want to do 15-20s. I like that, a little 15-20, And then I go out and I like that. And your guy, the party you're hosting, do you still do it? I have two parties. I have one that I produce and it's my son who hosts. Hi, Karl! Hey, Marc! How much do you want?

How much do you want? How much do you want? How much do you want? How much do you want? How much do you want? How much do you want? How much do you want? How much do you want?

How much do you want? How much do you want? How much do you want? How much do you want? How much do you want? I have one that I like. I have a party that I like. Where are your parties? Chamblee and Granby. The party at Granby ends on April 12. We're in a crazy night out at Granby. It's beautiful. That's the one you... That's Carl Anim. I was at La Taverne in Chambly. There are funds at La Taverne. The one I like, each ticket, we give $3 to the Falu house.

In fact, it's Sandra Bolduc's house because it's the extension of the Falu house. I think you know the story. Stéphane Falu has a house for young people who leave the DPJ after 18 years. They don't know where to go. So they take some young people and put them in the house and they learn how to live in the house, how to get around in life and I teach them how to be a volunteer. How to be adults who have no parents. I give workshops on how to go to interviews, go to jobs, I make them do interviews simulations. I like that. They give me my time there. I do that.

So you do like them, let's say, you go play the bass, they come and give you my time. I love it. So you do like them, let's say, you're going to play the bass, they come and give you the CV. The first workshop I would have given them instructions with exercises on how to present themselves, what is important during an interview and all that, and they like that. And now they want to have the rest. Now that they're prepared, I gave them three jobs, let's say, job simulations because I would have told them, you have to be informed about the company you apply for and all that. So I'm going back next week to do the second part. But that said, Stéphane Falus' house is for guys, but they had the authorization to build an extension for girls.

But they need money, they need a lot of money, so Stéphane, these shirts, by the way, are from artists who give inspiring sentences. Everything is possible, that's mine. But there's Dion, Annie Soleil-Proto, no sentence. All the shirts, you can go to the website. Yes, he asked me for a sentence, but he didn't tell me it had to be inspiring. So, he's not telling the truth. Stop talking nonsense.

Yes, but I've never seen the T-shirt by Quad. So, I'm going to do... What was your sentence? I don't remember, but it was a joke. It wasn't inspiring. It wasn't inspiring at all. But I didn't know it. I learned it, I saw it was wrong.

It was a thing like, believe in yourself. Well, that's correct. Everything is possible. No, no, but it was a a business. I don't know. I want to know if it's a real gag. I blocked it from my memory. You're ashamed. Not even. It's just that I make a mistake, we turn the page.

Thank you for talking about that. Because if you want, those sandals are beautiful. There are T-shirts, hoodies, they're disgusting. And there are fake goods for the party, this house. There's someone at a video conference during our show. It sounded almost like a sniper. Oh yes! I have a point. So, thank you for this beautiful panel.

How much money is missing for the house? I don't know. You know what my dream is in humour? To make a number with my child. She can be humorous, you know that. She's too much of a tabarnak. When she's alone at home, we become 22 years old, we come together, we become completely... who's right? Sometimes we brainstorm.

She gives me jokes. We brainstorm together live. Sometimes she has chronicles, we brainstorm. She starts with ideas, then both of us brainstorm. At some point, they came to do a show in Granby. We lived our time a little bit. We made a number with two. Did you talk about what? Dates, we just have that. There are our sons too.

Our sons are about the same age. My son is very bright. We call him the Frankipedia. He knows everything. He says, what was it? From 1740? The Hungarian government will do... I'm like, wow!

And sometimes I tell him things. He's ashamed. Are you ashamed? Well, it's because... Are you ashamed? Well, I paid for it. Okay. Okay. We salute the guys for sure. I'm ashamed. Are you counting it? Are you counting it? Julie Payet? We salute the guys for sure. It's just because he's super bright.

I tell him what I live and he gets the head. He's like, you didn't say that. A few years ago, I went to sing at the Hall of Fame in Toronto. We were honoring Neil Young. It was a great tribute. It was very impressive. It was in an old theater, and we were in a cellar. There were only two rooms, girls and boys.

It was impressive because there were kids from Lang, lots of hot singers. Kids from Lang were in the guys' room. And... Ha ha ha! That's good! And then there's Julie Payette who's going to be appointed Governor General in like a week, I don't know. So we're here girls, and I don't formalize myself. Hey, Julie, don't you think I'm...

Julie! I'm not Mrs. Governor General. I don't even know. We'll learn about it a week later. But she doesn't have a bad reputation after that, but she's smart. So I sit on the moon! She looks at me, and you see in her eyes, oh, you're so fat! Like my son looks at me,

the same way my son looks when I tell him. So she goes, no, I'm not going to the moon. I said, oh, we're not going to the moon anymore. I said, oh, well, how far in space? I added some to the STI. But it's all... I think it's all pertinent sentences that I would have asked. But my son is like, damn, it's not true, you didn't say that!» I was like, «What's going on? Why are they going to the moon?»

«Well, you're going to be a rock, we're going to the moon!» But the rage she had when she looked at me, she was like, «Nio-shon» and «En-n'out». It was mostly good, «En-n'out». But it's mostly because she had to say, Hey Chris, France d'Amour, eh? Yeah. Ah! We weren't ready!

She couldn't have written in English. But one day we're going to Saint-Tite. Oh yeah. Oh, Christ. Have you ever been to Saint-Tite, Mike? Yes. Western Festival. Did you like it?

No. No, but I would like that now, I think. I like the music a lot. It hasn't changed. I like the country a lot. And before, I went there in the years when I didn't like the country. And that's not country, it's western. So it's country, but without the letters. But now I would like that, I think. Ah, but the Robéos, it's fun! Ah, but is there anyone here who has already been to Saint-Etienne?

Not so much. Fun! But it's cool! So, France and Max Landry, they were playing there. No, it's Max. You were playing there too. Yes, I was playing. And they said, come on, I'm going to be in the

Véropolo Festival of a lot of shit in the street and everything. It's like Neo Neo Neo! A lot of shit in the street! What a great slogan! So, I said, come on, we're going to have fun. I just heard that the parking lot is like 10 km away. Max said, no, I have a field, come on. So, I said, I'm going to join you. And then we're eating on the street, but then,'Amour and Max Landry, everyone stops him. Not everyone, you know, a lot of people got hit by a car way too close to the wall.

It's not always clear. So one day, a man comes to see her. He blinks away, because if you remember, there are a lot of weird people in the street. There are normal people, but it's their day, they look normal. It's the only day of the year, and they go out. And there are a lot of hairs. A lot of hairs. And he goes out, and he puts on shampoo, and it goes up to there. He needs deodorant.

Yes, but he was fluffy. He's super, he shakes. Ah, he goes out. Yes, that's it. So there he goes up, and then you have my France. Listen, I think it was instinctive, it came out of nowhere. He says, yes, my lady, I love you. She says, hey, but you're a furet.

He was angry. He was angry. He was angry? He was angry. And you have the flat, you're a murderer, you have it! Well, go on, he's calm. I broke myself in two. He was angry, sir. Well, he did... I don't know what we're saying, but...

He said I laughed. I laughed. That's funny. Now we wanted to see the parade. They put the chairs in the morning. The chairs are all over the street. They're empty because they come back to the chairs for the parade. So they spend the day doing that.

I said, there must be a parade in Nasty so that people can get up at 8 and wait for 4. I was expecting a big parade. Walt Disney, you can dress up. So the parade arrived, there were a lot of people. Did you see the parade? I remember, I had done a shoot there. So I remember my shoot. A shoot of what?

It was a thing in the Testosterone table that had to catch a pig. No! No! Oh, come on! We want to hear that! Was it you who caught the pig? Well, everyone caught the pig because it was a pig that was 32 years old. And he was slow, slow. And then he told us, pretend to have some misery. So, you know, even if you're greasy,

he was moving like you just moved. So we put our arms around the pig and he was looking at us. I was like, but Chris is going to make good TV. It's fun, the reference of the pig. I'm with you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And then I was like, Oh, he's going to smell that one! It's always like that. It worked here. I wonder why you're still single.

Well, that's it! Oh, it's wonderful. Nessa, you were doing your full show there? No, it was a tribute to Renée Martel. In fact, Renée Martel had several singers she had called us and she asked us to sing with her. Which was the Queen of the Country. It was very touching, it was beautiful. But I've never done a show in France d'Amour.

There? No, never. And you know, like, in the last few years, country has really become ultra popular. In the past, I always liked Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton. When I was little, that was the fun. But I had never embarked on country, and for a couple of years, I've been into it. fun. J'avais jamais embarqué dans le mode country depuis une couple d'années. J'aime ça. On dirait que ça m'a surpris.

Tu avais-tu monté un show country ou tu n'as jamais monté? Moi, je n'ai jamais monté de show country, mais la première gigue de télé que j'ai faite dans ma vie, je n'étais pas connue, l'album Animal n'était pas sorti, j'étais choriste pour Wally Lamotte. Oh wow! Wally Lamotte? I was a cellist in my life. I didn't know the album Animal. I was a chorus to wave the moth. Oh wow! Wave the moth? Yes! That's western.

It's western. I was in Radio Canada. How old were you? I was 19. I was going to school. I knew how to read music. I had been reading for so long that I couldn't read the parts. But at that time, I was reading the parts time I was a chorus for Willie Lamotte. How was he? Was he nice? I didn't talk to him. Okay!

No, I was like, Mr. Lamotte. And you know, lately, I was in the United States and I went to see Willie Nelson on stage. I had the impression of seeing Willie Lamotte from the Americans. He was 91 years old. Did he like it? He was a real He was not good. No, he was not good.

He was sad. He was sad. No, he was not good. He was singing in the corner of the moment. He was a great hit. It's not because he's doing jazz. Yes, yes, yes. But what does it have to do with? His son plays the guitar, there's a double bass player, there's a drummer, and it's them who fill it up musically, but he's there, he taps his guitar, it's like, Yo, what's up, what's up, what's up, yeah, yeah! It's so interesting.

I like the fact that the guitar, in addition, it's not just anything that, you know, it takes a... The dexterity, you know, that you don't have in the 90s. Often jazz chords, arthritic chords, but he wasn't... Yes, his hands are the same all the time. All the time, he's always on jazz chords. He's on a chord when he's eating yogurt. He's caught! He's a Yeah, but it's in the same family. Yeah, it's in the same family. Guitar, bass, drums...

I think the contrary is the blues of the whites. You know? Well, that's a bit of a cliché. That's a... That's a cliché that people are going to say, but... Because the blues and country, the whites and blacks... The first countrymen were black too, you know? Oh yeah?

Yes, yes! Damn, I don't know anything, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing! But you know, they say that country is the black's blouse. I'm trying to get out of my shit. Next time I'll do, I'll do. Julie Payette, go on, turn it on. It's like... When I come back to my jokes, it's when I'm going to play...

Did you play with a cheater? I did it in the field. Oh damn, it's not good to have questions. It's embarrassing. Hey, but one year ago, he asked me, there's a question about Pablo Escobar. And I don't know who it is. Oh yeah?

At that time, I don't know who it is. Did you think it was an artist? I thought it was a painter. I don't know who it is. Oh yeah? At that moment, I don't know who it is. Did you think I was an artist? I thought you were a painter. Pablo, tableau, a artist. You're a Renaissance painter. Pablo's painting here at Escobar.

Yes, that's it. So, everyone... Guy Josuin says, well, you're the cheater, because it's certain that no one knows who Pablo Escobar is. Well, I was like, I didn't know, you know. Pablo, Pablo, it's so ugly. Louis Ferrandes and Pablo Escobar, it was all the same thing. But it's embarrassing, these shows. Don't you think? When I did it, I always thought, when I knew the answer...

Oh, you must be good. No, no, no, because I was thinking... You know, one of the questions was, what is the capital of Arizona? I said, it can't be Phoenix. It must be a trap question. You know, like California, it's not Los Angeles, it's Sacramento. So I said, Arizona can't be Phoenix. It must be Mesa. So I said, answer Mesa.

And then it's Phoenix. And then I just look like a stupider or a thug. Chris, how do you know it's Phoenix? And the reason why I't I do it again? When I don't have the right answer, I think about why I said that. For six months, I was at home and I was like, Hey, we're in Calais, you have a family. You're a swindler, Calais.

But I have a family in Phoenix. I should know. Organized crime, the drug, South America, it's not common. It's another thing that makes my son go, what? It's not going to the church anymore. It's sad. I listen to you and I feel sad. It's better that you know too much about drugs.

You're like a little idiot. You're like Pablo Escobar and you say the price. That's it. Thank you Mike. I've already done it with Marc Ervieux. Marc Ervieux is all the answers. All, all, all. Except... it's not the tax that got caught. It's not good for health care.

When I was in Lille, I, I was caught cheating. For real. Because I had seen, you know, we were talking, and then I had seen, there was one of the people who had red stars next to his stuff. And then, you know, I was like, well, he's clearly the cheater. Why would there be a red star next to his answers? So I told him... I didn't tell him in a shame. During a break I said, Hey, we know, he's the cheater.

And then they said, OK, we're going to leave. And then they said he was another cheater. So we had to start shooting again. I should have just shut my mouth. And at the end, I thought it was him, I have a good feeling. But my good feeling is that I watched. But did you ever cheat at school?

When you were young? Me at school, no. You know, when I was little, I made jokes at the beginning of podcasts that I stole. But I stole twice in my life, and the two times, it looked like life punished me. There was one time, well, one time it didn't punish me, but I tried to steal gum, I got caught, and my husband and I had saved ourselves from the thief, we had hidden in his basement, and I spent the day hiding under the coats.

I was afraid the police would come and rob the house. The FBI! A couple of years later, I went to the cellars to steal cassettes. I liked stealing cassettes. You could have become a producer. Yes. Oh, yes sir. But then I come, I steal two or three tapes, I'm a charmer, and someone stole my bike. And I did...

The karma. Karma is a bitch. I understood. I did... I'm the one who did the car-link, I did it, I was like, I'm going to be a thief and I'm going to attach it. But you know, the tapes were a clue that I had broken. So I walked to our house and I had two tapes in exchange for a bike. I was a thief, but I didn't get caught. I was brilliant. Ok, what were you stealing?

I was stealing from houses. Houses? So you were going back home? I was 14 when I went back home. Hey Chris! I know Chris! I don't know why I'm here. I'm in therapy. What were you stealing? We were stealing jewelry.

And I was the leader of the gang. We were going back home and you were going to open the door because if someone came, it would be barricaded. And then, yeah, I was the leader of the gang. And then, I was the leader of the gang. And then, I was the leader of the gang. And then, I was the leader of the gang. And then, I was the leader of the gang.

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He was a mentor. I was not happy with what I said. It was in the 90s. You know how it is with a thief who enters houses? Nobody has cash. But at that time, people had money. I wasn't looking for cash, I was trying to get into the house, but he kept it, stole jewelry and left. One year, I was upstairs and people arrived. We got saved, but I was young, Collin.

Don't hide your keys. But I stole them from you. Your guy who had a car would have just stolen a beautiful one. Well... I hope he won't listen to that. What was the biggest thing you stole from your beautiful sister? The car to my mother. But it was my mother. I left with her when I was 12.

I put pillows in her closet because I was too small in my Camaro. I stole the car. She was a Camaro! My mom had a Camaro, Trans Am, and I was tripping. So one day, I often stole it, I parked it and everything. Then one day, I called my friends, what do you want? I was really... A little drunk.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I could sit on the chair. But then one day I leave leaving because my mom was parking herself in the back seat. Then one day I'm like, OK, I have to go in. So then I'm leaving the back seat and then I look at her like, no, and everything. And then my dad is in the back seat and he's looking at me parking here. And he's waiting for me in the car. My mom says, hey, take the car. Then one day she grabs me and she says, go take her bike, talk to her.

He says, yeah, let's go on the slide, let and see if I can go in 10-speed after her, who's in Camaro. What a joke! Anyway, so yeah. I was scared. I was scared of nothing. I was scared of nothing. I was holding on to little crisps.

She took me on a trip. I was driving with Bruno, there's a Datsun. The precursor of Nissan. Datsun became a Nissan. And he was 18. I would be good with a Trichard. And he was 18, so I was totally confident. When you're 16, you're driving with a guy who's 18, you're like, damn.

You know, all confidence, you know, there's experience, you know? And there was a car, and we had nothing to do, we were just walking around in a car at that time, and at some point, we saw a this. We were just passing by. And we were doing a big turn, and then we were coming back and doing it again. And then he was going faster. And then one day, he was going faster. He was holding on to something from afar and he was like... Boom! We were going back into the corridor.

We were so scared, we could have died. But we were so good, we called his friends. I call my friends Guy. Guy and Donald. We sit them back and we don't say it. And they fart in the ass. We say, come on, let's go for a walk. So we do like we're looking at each other. We go away, but the more you're far from the wall and the more you're in the hole,

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You're not wise, so you should have caught the wall. He should have caught the brick wall. I have confidence! He knows his car, he's good, he's an adult! I thank the sky for being still alive. It's a mess. When you're young, you're not afraid of anything. The first tour I did, we were all going to Ben's in a little shop.

We had a U-Haul, a trailer in the back and it was doing that. It was dangerous, it didn't go as planned. And you were speeding? No, we weren't speeding, it was just that we didn't know how to drive. We were going to the U-Haul, tomorrow we were arriving in Gaspésie, we were playing, we were getting in Gaspésie, we would play, we would get stuck outside because we weren't good. We weren't good, but we would go...

We would keep another week. So it was... I'm sorry. It's true that we're not good before we're good. That's it. There are... Well, it's true, we learn. It's true.

What's that clap? I don't understand what's going on. I don't know. But no, it's that clap? I don't understand what's going on. No, it's a clap that everyone makes. Right, it's a nice sentence. And I think it just surprised the world. Because I'm not good at it.

Because I'm not good at it. It could be your fault. It's not working better than me. No, but it could be your fault. We're not good before we're good. But for real, it's a nice French. And it's 100% true. It's very country. It's a very country. It's a Toon Country.

But earlier you said you were scared when you flew. And I remember you being scared. In life? I was a little scared. Yes, and I find that very tender. I'll explain. When we went to Nantes together, we finished the shows and went to dinner late. Nantes, the city was closed at a good time and we arrived in a restaurant, do you remember? We walked to go to the restaurant. At one point, we were in a gang, there was Eric Bellé, me, Guillaume Wagner, Michel was there. And we wanted to do a short film in a park.

Did you get that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. As if you never wanted to. Yeah, yeah. And you were like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no me! That's not true, my friend. I don't run fast. And I know that if someone comes with... In Europe, they don't have guns, they'll have a knife. Everyone will save themselves.

And you know, it's the last one. That's why we had no problem. What's the deal? I was in Paris and I was walking with one of my friends. It was late, it was midnight. we were close to the red mule, the dangerous and all kind of thing. But she was like, I'm not sure, I was like, I'm not scared, I'm not scared either. And then one day, a guy was following us and he was like, I'm going to grab his ass, I'm going to take him from behind. And then she was stressed, she was tall, she had six feet, I'm five feet four, so she was tall, she's 6 feet tall. I'm 5'4", you know.

So she's stressed, she's taking my hand. And then I look back, I'm like, Oh my God! And then I start yelling at her, and I see in her eyes that she's wondering what language I'm speaking. I'm like, It's a cow!

And then, in the middle of yelling argument, I look at my towel and I'm like, I don't understand anything. And then I try to translate it into French. You're going, you piece of shit! And then he turned around, he went to Korea, he never turned around. I was so mad. You were so mad, you were like, you're gonna kick my daughter's ass. You're a bitch. What You're a bitch. You're like, you're gonna kick my daughter's ass.

It's Calpac. Very good joke. Chuck, do you have any questions? Yes, some of them have arrived. The first one would be for Geneviève. Geneviève, do you often get, we talk to you from time to time, about the whole Courte-Tun movement?

Oh yes, again today! We're going to tell you some interesting things! I organize walks and walks again, and free races, but less often. Like a lot in the fall, I'll start again in the spring, and I'll go camping this summer, but that's all. Yes, Courtauld-Tunne. Yes, it's not dead. But there are a lot of people who are looking at me weird right now. If they know what I'm talking about, I think they'll be disgusted. They're contextualizing a little bit.

Everyone remembers Courtauld-Toune. Everyone remembers Courtauld-Toune. I have the impression. It's not been a thousand years. It's not been a thousand years, but Yann, he talks about it a lot. He says, yes, Courtauld-Toune, I'm Gros Timou, I'm not really Gros Timou. So... But yeah, thanks for the question, it's short.

How long has it been short? I started short-turn in 2015. Okay. It's a parody of... Because the show of Dominique Harpin was called Short All Day. Okay. And I did a... You know that, Short All Day?

Dominique did three seasons. And I did a parody called Short All Day. And that's when it went viral. And he was talking about me. And he even signed the books I did. He did the preface. It's funny that you did a parody of something that became more popular.

Because I feel like everyone remembers Short Tour. Short Tour, you describe it to me. You're fucking out. You're not a publicist of court au jour. It's about a marathon. It doesn't mean anything. He's a marathon runner. He's an ultra-marathoner. He's a dog that does skit-fond. He stays close to our house.

I see him in winter, skit-fond, in the long-distance. What does he do? He's a dog that runs in the long-distance. He's a dog that runs in the long-marathon. For each one who does ski-surfing, he stays close to our house. And I see him in winter, skiing in the long-sleeves. What are you doing? I'm sitting on my bed with a gun. No, no, I'm not hurt.

I find it funny all the time. But every time I see him, I'm never interested in ski-surfing. Me neither. But every time I see him, he looks so much like me, I'm like, he looks fun! Every time I see him, I'm like, I'm going to do it! And then I remember, you have the hair, you have the hair that's wiggling. Well, no, the hair doesn't wiggle. Maybe they do, but in life. But you know, he's a very sporty guy, and he runs a lot.

He likes racing. But he said, you don't have to do marathons to run. It's the easiest and most accessible sport. You take running shoes, you go everywhere, and you run. You want a little run, you have a little cardio, and it feels good. And there are capsules. So I made a parody of that. And indeed, there were 17,000 fans on his show page.

I was at 80,000 fans. I was like, I got the wrong guys. It's not that easy. I tried it on the race. I was being overtaken by pedestrians. It's tough. You have to go gradually, but I don't run anymore. Gradually?

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Gradually. Gradually. Gradually. Gradually. Gradually. I don't know. I'm telling you, I'm not a big fan of it. But I always see people running around saying, no, it gives you a drug, it gives you a... But they sell drugs too. That's what I thought. That's what I thought. That's my slogan. The World Vodka, no need to run. Run until you're a No need to run, palpitations!

So that's what we're doing. It took us half an hour to answer that question. We didn't leave the site. What's the next event you're going to do with Courtauld? I don't know, but it's probably in Chambly in May, or in St. Julie in a park. There's a guy who has a private woodshed in St. Julie. I'm a carpenter and it's private, it costs a lot of money to get to that woodshed. There are several kilometers of walking and in the woodshed he created stations.

He put I'm sorry. Well, Chuck, we went to the same school. We went to the same school. The same school? The same school. It was a classroom. It was just girls, but no, it was like 5 or 6 years ago. We went to the same secondary school. We went to the same school.

We went to the same secondary school. We went to the same secondary school. We went to the same secondary school. We went to the same secondary school. We went to the same secondary school. I was at my sister's house. Exactly. So we were like... Rocking. So you arrived once they let the boys go. Exactly. It was maybe 3 or 4 years that we were letting the boys go. There were still a lot more girls than boys. I told him to taste it because I remember. There were a lot more girls than boys. And that's how it started. You had to listen to me because...

I remember. Don't go in there with guys. He cites. Because... We were... As if we wanted guys. We were in the middle of learning. And there was no one around us to practice.

You had to be in the middle of a juke when you came in there. So I was calm. I'm not in a war. Hi, my son. Yes. How was it in high school? I was really... I'm here, I was in the audiovisual room, so I was really calm.

It was really calm. You didn't make yourself get angry constantly. No. I was... I wasn't there anymore. I would have sucked him in, you know! How old are you? I'm 38. That's it! I was in the middle of a research.

I'm 38. That's it! I was in the range, I was looking for it! Oh my god, he's got the age of my son, it's disgusting. So yeah, the next question is for reference. You're really funny on stage, you make a lot of jokes. Have you ever thought about producing a more humorous tone? Well, in fact, humor, it's like I was about to say, it's the introduction of my songs. I make a number of humorous songs to present my songs, but I couldn't do without music.

That's my passion. I love music so much. It's a job. You learn and become better guitar, vocal, in terms of composition. But I couldn't do a show without humor. It's natural for me. I have to do it. You're a very funny person.

I like humor too. At the beginning, were you nervous? Let's say your first shows, when you start your first stages, or I don't know if you were comfortable ease with your time, but you start more nervous. Nervous? Between your turns, did you just follow your turns or did you always make jokes? I always did. I always did jokes. I always did that. It seemed like it was like that. I often hear you say that comedians are like executives. And it's true, it healed my mood when I was young.

I was embarrassed, I was introverted, I was a carrot. It didn't work when I was young. Hey, stop it, Fallu. You know that guy, at home, he would have made those... ... those rospectos. Hey, get me a lip, too. Get me a lip. Yeah! Show me a tongue! Show me a tongue! Oh, my God!

When she made me blow, it was like, Toss you carrot, that's it! It's funny, Paraphrotism, living in the show, it's... it's heartwarming. It's heartwarming. Every time I see it on TV, it makes us laugh. So you're going to look for your satisfaction of humor, basically. I admit, I understand comedians because, you know, like yesterday, I had a really good audience. You're delirious, Denis.

Yeah, you know, I was tired of that. But... I have to find the name of the room. Anyway, I have a little humorous number, longer, and it laughed. It's an adrenaline, it's a drug, this thing. There's an exchange,

a communion with the public, it's fantastic. But you, in the music too, you feel your voice being You don't move enough. Do you think that when you grow older, in 20, 30 years, you'll be too weak to do shows? I think so. I think so because Margeau sings the tunes three octaves lower. There are a lot of singers. I haven't been able to do it. I'm still sitting on the mat, and playing with my fingers was harder than playing.

So sometimes, I would go see... Do you practice? If you don't do shows, you're... If I don't play for three or four days, it seems. Okay, oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, so then I have a little warm-up pad, and I go see a doctor. And then I do exercises. It's pathetic. So I had a little stove pad and I went to see a doctor. And I did some exercises. It was pathetic. You got there, huh?

I got there. I had a stove. I don't have a stove, but I had a fan. That's pathetic. That's sad. We'll see it in the end. When I was young, Clémence Desrochers had a show. I was very young. Her show was called J'ai chaud. And I found that, I was like, ah, is that old Bonnefemme? Ah, tired list. There, we snore, you know, it wasn't real. And then, I only talk about that. Hey, did Marjo tell you? I see there. Oh, well, go ahead. I made a choice with Marjo.

Oh yeah? Recently, where there was... No, no, two years ago. The pandemic, he was starting to say, we go into the living room, but we leave a table between the two. And as he said, he decided to do shows, humor, music. Okay. Yes, I did that. You were with Mélanie, I think, Ganymede? No, with the boss' wife.

Kathleen Rouleau. Kathleen would do like 15-20 minutes of humor and I would do like 15-20 minutes of songs. I was with Marjo. Yes. So it was a chum. I was like, it's Marjo, it's hot. So we were in a relationship. I thought she was really nice.

She was really nice. I was jazzing with her. It's a bit of a marginal thing, you know? It's hot. So we're in a lodge, it's super thin. This woman is really thin. I'm happy with that. But now I'm doing my show, she's super generous. She comes back after my show, she talks about me. She's cool. But now it's fucked up because there's people. Did you live shows during the pandemic with loose tables?

I liked tables. But you know, like everyone else, shows with space, and the worst part, my first show was at... at Saguenay, you know, the room at the bay, it's like, I think, 1800 seats, and I had the right to 250 people. Oh my God, that's terrible. So 250 people in an amphitheateritheater. It was horrible. It's not that small, because there, in a 50s place, there were 7 people. But what she doesn't know is that they tell people, you don't have the right to stand up during the show. Because you have a mask, you stay seated, because it starts there.

But she doesn't know that she needs to stay seated. So she's in Tabarnaque. No, she's not in Tabarnaque. But she's starting to sing. It's not that. It's because Margeau is always drunk. But when she arrives, she sings. When she has a microphone, I did some... On the Plains of Abraham, Saint Jean-Baptiste, she does soundcheck. She, you put on a microphone, she's drunk, she's in the carpet.

You know, like, save yourself. She's scared. The dem she's on the broil, she's in the carpet, you know, saving history. She's scared. The door doesn't work anymore. No, no. But she's a beast of a scene. I was like, she's going to... It's not great, she's going to... How old is she? She's 111. 111. 111.

Okay, but for real, she's in a good shape in Christ, and she's beautiful, and she's beautiful to see on stage. For me, it was a revelation. But she doesn't understand that she's not getting up. She's like, brava, clangue! And then she's like, singer! And then everyone is like, brava, clangue! And then she's like, tabarnak! And then, clearly, there were some gentlemen there because of the women, and the gentlemen are like, bra, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah crowd was still there, and I saw the gentleman, he was scared. And then she was like, get up! He got up because he was scared.

And then he took off his mask and he was like, provocateur! He was scared! She was really like, I'm going to school! When I called you, I was like, she didn't understand. She thought she was flat, poor thing. She wanted me to tell her. You're sleeping? Let's go! We're going to see!

We're going to sing! Oh yeah! I said, she's dead, it's her last, for sure. Do you have another question? No, but I... Excuse me, I did shows with her, and if you don't get up, she'll tell you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, she was perfect.

No, but Chris does it often, she must... She must have stuck her finger in the... Well, it was perfect. No, but Chris, she does it often. She has to do it. Mr. M, Mr. M. You bastard! You bastard! Hey, you're a clown! Jean-Milaire, yes. That's it, we'll be laughing at my piece.

That's it. Hey guys, Marjo, they have some big bats. You know what? They're not many. That's it. Hey guys, Marjo, they have some big, small bats. It's the same as the big ones. No, but they're bigger. I have one behind me. Well, Chuck, another question. Yeah, I have two very good ones. The first one, for France, it brings us back a little bit, but you did the 100 Watt Club a couple of times. Oh, what?

You did the 100 Watt Club. Hey, do you remember the anecdote of my sister-in-law? Yes. I don't remember that. No? Okay, well, it's a question that's a little blurry on the side, but we'll continue with Geneviève, I'll find a question for you, France. Geneviève, your... What was the question about the 100 watts? Well, your experience with the 100 watts club. Okay, well, okay.

Hey, he obviously tripped in a criss, I tell you! Really, really. Geneviève, your son is making humor now, well, in fact, for a while now. Your professional relationship with him, do you help him a lot with humor? Do you him with his jokes? Do you help him punch? That's the question. It's not easy. In what sense? Because he's my son. I'm his mother. I give him coaching. He doesn't want to take it. It's normal. I'm his mother. I know him in humor, after 22 years.

He's a cunt. Does he take your criticism well? Does he take your suggestions well? He takes them well, it's the tone he doesn't like. Ah, that's it. He thinks he's too straight. I don't know, I don't think I'm straight. He looks like he is.

But he's good, he has potential. You know, we don't want him to... Is he good or does he have potential? Because... He's good, but... He'll be better. But it's the experience. It wasn't good before he was good.

It wasn't good before... Chris, that's a good flash. I'm not good before I'm good. Chris is a good flash. I'd ask you to shut up. But he takes criticism and works hard. He takes criticism but it's not easy. How long has he been doing this? 2 hours. It's been a couple of years. It's been 2 years since his evening of words.

He breaks down material. The audience who comes to Granby, the C, who starts with an evening of words. He's better, but you see he's funny. He's a natural, he's really funny. He's writing. But I keep saying, come write at home. He says a natural, he's really funny. He's writing... But I keep telling him to come home and write. He's like, yeah, I'll come back. He never came back. In two years, never.

But he's got a weird brainstorm with your mother. Especially when he talks about his urette. He makes his urette sing. It's a funny brainstorm. You put your penis here when you make your urette sing. Because it's vulgar. It's funny brainstorm brainstorm to laugh at a penis and you fall. But he found a team and we're getting away because if we want our relationship to survive, it's better. But he's really good.

Excellent. Next question for France. You like humor a lot and we were wondering in the chat if you would sing or compose humorous songs. Or make a parody of a song by François Pérus, something like that. Do you have humorous songs that you would like to sing? Well, like Friday. In fact, it's interesting, I have humorous songs in my little bag that I don't play all the time, but if sometimes I feel that the audience needs to go get them, humor, when it's a humorous song, they're forced to shut up.

So sometimes I'll sing a humorous song to go get them, but for three years I've been doing chronicles at Good evening, good evening, and I write humorous songs. So every summer, I write four or five songs during the summer on topics that pitch me to Bonsoir Bonsoir. I write humorous songs, but it's especially for this show. How do you find doing TV? You do shows for Bonsoir Bonsoir, plus Coach à la Voix. Do you see yourself? I won at la Voix. That's what you wanted to say. That's what you wanted to say. Did you win?

Yes, I won. You must be proud of that, as if it were your child. I was destroying my life. We see her everywhere. Yes, yes, yes. She succeeded. I'm very proud of her. She's a great person. She's a great person. I'm very proud of her. And what's great is that every year, the final, every coach has a... how do I say it?

A horse. And I had two, Mario Pescione didn't have one. He was in a great mood. He was kicking. Mario is in a fire pyramid. But that was a great experience. It was really cool. But it was a great experience. It was really cool.

The TV is crazy, but musically, I'm always under. I don't think I can perform well on TV. Because I'm so difficult with the sound, and it has to sound, and there has to be river, and then there's the echo, and then I'm like... And you don't know what kind of speakers they have in their house. So even if it sounds perfect in the studio, you're like, finally I managed to have the sound I wanted, and people listen to it on a Casio screen.

It's so true, you pay $100,000 to make an album and then, listen to my song, listen to this! It's frustrating. But it's especially true that sound technicians, in general, on TV, used to be unionists. They weren't guys on the road, guys making albums. They were guys, we show that.

They weren't good sound technicians on TV. So it's hard, I think, to sing on TV. on mont ça la, pis tsé, c'était pas des bons techniciens de son ou la télé, faque c'est dur, j'trouve chanter à la télé, j'admire les chanteurs qui arrivent à performer à la télé, moi j'suis, j'arrive pas à performer comme je voudrais. Oh d'accord! Pis t'es bonne en esti la à la télé, mais toi tu t'aime pas mais nous autres, le public, moi j'te trouvais écureuque, moi j'allais I was going to see her and I was like, Hey, do you like French? Hey, Cornelius, he's beautiful. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha because my mother, she makes it very sad that I'm single. She gives me advice and she often tells me that,

well, cut it out, it breaks. Ah! What the hell! Because it's another Belle France. So we have some beautiful French people. No, no, no, my mother, she's a character. The last time she came out, it was, you have to be more feminine.

What? You have to be what? You have should be more feminine. Oh, yeah? Yeah, look at your sister, she's beautiful, etc. I'm like, but I'm playing the guitar. I can't wear high heels. They're going to throw me in my pedals, my thread. I can't wear big necklaces. They're going to want to pass me the card.

It's not working. No, my mom. That's perfect. Hey Chuck, how many questions are left? In fact, there are a lot of questions. I'm going to ask you a question. I'm going to ask you a question. I'm going to ask you a question.

I'm going to ask you a question. I'm going to ask you a question. I'm going to ask you a question. I'm going to ask you a question. I'm going to ask you a question. I'm going to ask you a question. I'm going to ask you a question. I'm going to ask you a question. I'm going to ask you a question. doesn't work. No, my mom. That's perfect. Chuck, how many questions are left?

There's one question left. It's a very weird anecdote that you had recently during a show. Something you did in a weird audience. I don't know. We had a lady who fell in love with us.

But apart from that... That's not weird. It happens often. It's a little Sunday, not a hot one. That's the way I've already introduced myself. We had a Chinese party last year and we were just talking about Lodge anecdotes and presentations.

That's what's in the history of lodging anecdotes. I come from the generation with... what was his name? The one who was doing his penis, a bit of a penis-chub, and he was blocking us from the banks at Trois-Rivières, Claude Jeunet. But at some point, he... I remember Michel, we called him all-naked at the time. Did you remember? But Michel never came out of his tail.

No, never. But Michel was there and he was stretching because he had a backache next to the pot table. And next to it was a penis album by Claude Jonnet while I was waiting to go through it. Claude, for those who don't remember, it was the first gala, just to laugh, that Jean-François-Martin did in a year. There was, at the entrance, since there were entrances at the time, a limousine that arrived on stage. There were pitons coming out, Claude Jeunet coming out,

there was a high tuxedo, a low with nothing, so the queue looked like... And then, they were brushing his tail during the entire entrac. He was so... It made me want to do the entrails. He was forced to do the entrac for 25 minutes, but he was in it and he took a minute and a quarter.

He went out and breathed, and he was like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, tomorrow I'll try to be more cool, but I was too excited. He was just happy to show his ass. He wanted to show his ass. But it was weird, the guys, just for fun. Do you remember the girl who was coming out with red flowers and a moustache?

It was fucked up in style. Oh yeah. In the bathroom! She... Ok, you remember who it was. I remember the first gala I did, I wanted to do a parody of it. There was a transgender artist called Buck Angel, who is a woman who became a man.

And I wanted Buck Angel to do the same thing. Since Buck Angel is a guy with a beard, I thought it would be funny, people wouldn't see him coming, Buck Angel doing magic tricks, and at the end he comes out of his nun. And then... It was the beginning of 2000, in the time when we were like Laster, transgenders to normalize.

But in that time, I was pitching that idea to producers, you're free, and everyone was like... I think it was a mistake. I'm dreaming about my gala, someone coming out. But she, that's what was disgusting, she was hiding the scarf in her thumb, but she pretended to have hidden it in her anus. When she took it out, it was usually a moustache, it smells, it's all beautiful. He had wet lips, as if it had been hidden in anus all day.

He smelled Captain Highliner. He was feeling Captain Eyeliner! It was them who told me. I was sharing a room with them. Oh yeah? Yes, but it wasn't because... I was doing something called Le Galat du studio. They were doing a magic show, I think from 7 to 9. I was doing another show from 9 to show. And I shared the room. And sometimes, there were things hanging in the room.

And then I said, I don't know, it's better not to have a support crowd. And then he said to me, don't worry, he's not really in his vagina, he's one inch. And then I said, oh, okay. Oh, okay, okay. But I remember, she felt the underarm. Oh, damn! It's sad news in the East. She felt the underarm.

I would say I have a good one. A couple of years ago, I was on the show of the National Festival in Quebec. It's Ariane Moffat and Pierre Lapointe who are the animators. And since I always play the guitar, the microphone is on one foot, so I always get there with my guitar. But there, at these shows, there are 42 guitarists. No need to play the guitar. So I hold my microphone, but I'm backstage. And there, there are lots of singers, lots of money. I'm there, it's going to be my cue.

Ariane introduced me and it's like, it's the customs, it's an icon. Oh no, but she's on fire. She's the one with the most experience, St. Jean-Baptiste, she's the one who did the most. Madame, I'm going to... There are 50,000 people. Make some noise for France Amour. And then it's 50,000 people. I was like, what the hell? And then it's animals that are singing.

And then I was like, where's my microphone? I don't have my microphone. I don't have my microphone. I don't know where it is. And then I run back like a chicken without a head. I'm like, I'm asking the technicians, where's my microphone? They're like, I don't know. Then Ariane made me the tune, so Ariane is capable of singing.

Oh, yes! Oh, that's weird! The audience was so scared! Tabarna, anima, your eyes in my face! I'm running backwards, my mic! It seems like in the regie, everyone was like, where is is a host. It's like in the film, everyone was like, look at where the host is. It's his ass. And I...

I'm on a diet. My diet is... when it's free, I eat it. There was a buffet with chips and stuff, so I did... host. And like, in fact, my mic is in the plate, chips, host. was like, I'm done. And since I had my mic, you're in the chip dish. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

I was so sad. So I grabbed my mic, and when I got to the stage, Ariane was looking at me with flames in her eyes. Anyway. I wanted to talk about the presentation. At the beginning, I was doing a corpo.

Now, do you want to do a corpo in a restaurant? I was like, OK. I wasn't asking any you about the presentation. At the beginning, I was making a corpo. Now, you want to make a corpo in a restaurant? I was like, OK. I wasn't asking any questions at the time. So I went to the restaurant and asked where the stage was. She said, no, you do it in the middle here. I was like, oh, there it is. So, where's the microphone? There's no one. You do it...

At the cafe. At Capulco. Everything that works in humor. So, I was there for a last minute. So. She introduced me. I hid one. It was 500$ for an hour of show. It's a long time, an hour. No stage, no microphone. It was long enough. The lady said, are you ready? She said, yes. Today we are happy because Daniel Wimet came last year for free. And this year she can't come, so we were badly taken.

So I asked the CA to pay because she wants to come and pay. So she came and got paid. Oh my God! So we thank the CA for accepting because we were really badly taken. Ladies and gentlemen, Geneviève Gagnon. Oh my god! What a dick! What a dick!

I was even introduced. Oh Chris, you really wanted to be introduced? Yes, it's been a long time, 20 years. But I don't remember. I think I do because I remember my 10th year. What a great introduction! Some people don't have one. Or they introduce you with a letter.

They went on the internet. In 2006, she did... You see that it comes from the heart. We are happy to have her here. We are very happy that she is accepted. You know, she felt it. Very funny. Hey, thank you very much.

Thank you, Emily, for being here. Happy French New Year. Happy holidays. Thank you. I hope you have happiness. I hope your mother stops telling you to fight. And thank you, Sogyal. I wish she'd come and tell us about it.

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you, everyone. Thank you, Achille, for your support.