Mike Ward Sous Écoute - #526 - Charles Deschamps et Cédric Bergeron

Episode Date: April 28, 2025

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Have a nice trip in the beautiful city of Quebec. Visit www.mikeward.ca for tickets. Live from the Bordel Comedy Club Montreal, here is Mike Ward, listening! Thank you! Thank you. Thank you very much. Good evening. Welcome to Mike Ward, under listening. I'm really happy to be here.

I still have my glasses on. I didn't want to talk in the first recording. The reason why I put them on is that I'm making sleep apnea and I have the criss-cross in my face again. It's 9.15pm. That's why I couldn't...

Oh yes, there's a drink coming. Hey, Tiop. Thank you very much. Thank you, Tiop. Thank you very much. Yes, sir. Yes, that's why I couldn't be... You know, like, I couldn't have sex with fetishes.

I couldn't have a gag ball because I would go on Friday, I would have my gag ball. On Tuesday, I would have the lines again. The mouth that we wanted. and then the world would be like Mike got fucked on Friday. So Mike, it's funny that you talk about it because we both have the afternoon of the week, you put on a mask at night, me too, it doesn't happen to you sometimes that you think with your mask on, hey I'm going to have a mask a little kinky, it looks like that a little. Yes, it's very, very...

It makes it sexual in tabarnak. Yeah, it's very sexual. Weird, moreover. The pub with the pipe, that it's... And you can't save yourself. Someone comes and wants to fuck me, I try to save myself. I have a little testicle box. And I bought little straps for a fabric to protect my skin. But I don't know what happened.

One of the straps got stuck. Are you happy with... To be honest, it's not a bad name, but it's the night, the day before and after. I mean, I have energy in the afternoon, in the evening, which I didn't have before. So, your energy side, do you see any difference? Yes, yes. I was going to say no, but... I don't feel better, but when I don't wear it, I feel worse.

That's it. You know, I was like, it doesn't change anything, it doesn't change anything, I'm going to stop. Then I woke up and at 9.30am I needed a nap. It really changed everything. But there's something weird. When I was young, the first person I knew who did sleep apnea was Michel Courtamange. I thought it was weird. I was like, hey, you forgot to breathe last night.

I didn't understand anything, and now everyone is on top of you. I'm 38, and you're right. You're young. Absolutely, and there are people younger than me. But it seems like half of the men I know around me have a mask on when they sleep. We breathe demineralized water all the time. But I think it's also the fact that we're going to pass tests instead of selling the machine.

So it's clear. It's true. You know, if you went to Tip Top and you said, do I need a suit? They'll say, yes, you need a suit, do you? So I admit that it's true that you go there and they say, yes, you need a suit, right? Yeah, so I admit that it's true that you go there and they say, well, yes, you need a machine, like everyone else. You stopped breathing your test a long time ago. I went through it. The number of dandies per hour was like, I was at 82, you were at 70, I think. Yeah, but I, the time that, there was one time I stopped breathing for 51 seconds.

That's not good. No, I confirm that it's not good. It's not good for the heart. When she told me to stop breathing for 71 seconds, I was like, I don't care. It must be 1 second. It's not the end of the world. You forget to breathe for a second.

But she said, no, but one of the times it was 51 or 53 seconds. And then I was like, damn it. I look at my watch, I start the timer and it's long. It's long, damn it. Let's just do it. I'm going to leave my timer. We do it. Yes, we're going to do it, I'm gonna... wait, I'm gonna leave my timer. Let's do it. Yes, let's do it. Alright. This is a good podcast.

This is good. The world is in the shot. I'm sure. I brought my A-game. Okay, check this out. So, for people who don't know, in their car, Mike is holding his breath. That's what's happening right now. It's good.

12 seconds. 12 seconds 9. Bravo. So add 40 seconds to that. And the worst, I could have given you another 3 seconds, but imagine, it doesn't make any sense. There was a case that I think about it more and I think I'll make a number with it. When you hear old people dying in their sleep, it's always funny, they die in their sleep, it's always like, ah, it's fun, he's dead in his sleep. He's dead in peace in his sleep. It's the worst way to die.

I was going to live that, and they took that away from me. I was going to die in a dream, I was flying, whatever, instead, I'm going to die, a heart attack the next day. Take a bath. Heart attack. Drowning because of a cow's crisis that wanted to sell me a pipe.

I'm sorry to call the lady a cow. Yes. It wasn't a cow. These shops are breaking cow. Yes. She wasn't a cow. These shops are dream-breaking. That's what they do. Exactly. I'm going to introduce the guests. What do you think?

I'm excited. They're good guests. And there's one more. Wait, it's really disgusting. I hope I'm the one who spit it out. Because I let it go with my hand. If it was there a while ago, it's just disgusting. It's just that when you took your breath, you spit it out on the table, I think.

I think that's it. You see that I'm in shape. You, you're going to feel like you're at home. Absolutely. Because one of the guests is the co-host of the Gang Show. The other one is his first time listening to it. I'm super excited to see him. The first time I saw him was at the Gang Show.

There's an incredible podcast called Le Parloir. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so happy. Cédric Bergeron, Charles Deschamps! Thank you so much for being here. Thank you. What's up, everybody? Can I correct you, Mike? Yes? At the parlor.

At the parlor? Yes, because there's a TVA show that decided to call it that, so... Fuck TVA. Ok, ok, sorry. No*** you, Bill. OK. OK. Sorry. No, no, it's OK. I was just... Plus, you have a t-shirt. And a pen.

You're not kidding me. But that's it. Can I tell you something? Go ahead. I don't know how to read. That's why... You're not a pirate. You don't read. It's weird.

So, you... That's it. Thank you. It's a pleasure to be here. Thank you didn't go. That's weird. So, thank you, thank you. It's a pleasure to be here. Thank you for the invitation, honestly. When you left to the parlor, did you think it would happen again? Of course not. It was an accident, that podcast. And when I left, which was less of an accident,

I decided, but I thought I'd make a ten-year episode and stopping it, because, you know, with the vibe on the internet I got because of the Gang Show, I said to myself, he's going to do what any good humorist is going to do, a podcast. And Jay Lally had just left the podcast of characters, I thought it was such a good idea, I was like, I have to bring a humorous podcast further, so I was thinking. And I have a couple of buildings in Saint-Geromeme. The last one I bought, the man down there, he's 80, he's 100 years old, he's dying in the first degree.

He was telling me his story. You and I, I was looking for a rent. The man? Are you the tenant? Yes, I bought the duplex, the guy who lives down there. Do you have that for me? Yes. It's my ball. I love it.

And when I bought it, the guy down there, he's 80, it's one of the first things he hopped. I love it. And it's true, when I bought the guy downstairs, in 1981, it was one of the first things he told me. I was like, hey, he's made me the owner. I'm a 100 years old, make a wall, you know, like, you're in the barnacle. But what was he doing in the apartment? Well, it's his apartment, he's the wolf. Because a 100 years old, it doesn't exist,

you have to make a take, well, it exists, but, you know, when you have a 100 years old in Quebec, basically, it's 25 years old, but you can be released. Before, he was 17 years in total. But he has to report, he's in the system until the end of his days. He's in conditional freedom until his death. That's a lifetime. How did he kill the person? Directly by a bang.

I was thinking, at least 80 years old, he's less dangerous, but he's also dangerous. You can beat someone with that. The thing is, he's magical. I love him. I would say that too, because he knows where you live. The thing is, my parents live above their houses. He leaves his parents above their houses. It's solid. No one's going to attack them. Save him! No, but he's a magical guy.

He's never been back since he left. I talk to him a lot and he's cute. Sometimes he's like, Look at this guy, he's not even in a suit. He's a little guy, he's 5'3", but he was a big hit in the 80's. He had big alcohol problems. He was in the union.

It just happened that a guy was looking for trouble in alcohol problems. He was in the union. There was a guy who was looking for shit and he was hanging out in the hotels. He said, last time you did shit to someone. He was in his room, he grabbed a gun and went down. And bang! He was dead. Did you see him with wine rolling around? What does he paint? I don't ask for the style. I'm not scared.

He's great. And every time, you know, it was a gentleman who made a lot of money, so he paid me his cash, you and me. And he always told me stories about his story. I was like, Chris, people have to hear this. He was my first guest. OK. And I started to receive so many messages

from people who were inspired, from people who helped him with things. I said, man, it changed my life. I stopped using it. I started to get so many messages from people who were inspired, from people who were helped by things. I said, man, it changed my life, I stopped consuming it. And then it made me evolve as a person. And then, quickly, I stopped losing money with it. Because it became quite popular. No, but hey, what are you doing?

With your podcast or with the tenant? He, I don't have any money, but he's really not rich. No, but with the podcast, quickly, I fell into a break even quite quickly. The Patreons quickly got involved in the money yet, I'm really not rich. Okay. No, no, but with the podcast, quickly, you know, I fell into break even pretty quickly. The Patreons quickly got involved in the project, so I kept it because it helps people. It makes me evolve. Financially. And financially, well, too. Thanks to Mike and everyone who knows Patreon today.

But the thing is, it's me, you You're gonna talk in my nose, Charles. But it's crazy, because... Just to find myself, I listen to you. At 12, I wanted to be a comedian. At 37, I did a show for the first time in Bordel. And it's by listening to you and being a comedian, I became the kick in the ass I needed. And today, I live from podcasts. And you're the guy who brought podcasts to Quebec

and made Patreon known. So thanks to you, I have a Tesla 2024 Performance. Oh nice! Thanks to you too! Very nice! Hey, drink to that! Nice! Cheers! Oh!

I need to get repaired with it because I had an accident and I had to unwrap it. Oh yeah? I was listening to you the other time and I was like, I had exactly the day I listened to you, I picked up a post and I had to do a rap in my room, I was going to the bathroom. I haven't done a rap yet, I'm going to go. You, well, not you, but Steve Toddler is a rapper, but... My blonde, this week, there's a guy who treated her like a Nazi. Since she had a test.

I think I'd like that to happen. It's absurd. She didn't understand why I was a Nazi. She was like, because I drove a Tesla without a Nazi car. I thought I was playing the white card. I had this argument with someone this week. I said, like, what do you have to sing? I have a Ford. The owner of Ford, the president of Ford, he's a billionaire. He's as fucked up as the other guy. There's no billionaire in the world. They're all psychopaths.

And at the same time, the car isn't the guy, and the guy isn't the car. At the base, Hitler is the one who participated in Volkswagen. Exactly. It would be more Volkswagen than the char. I think everyone who has a car company is a Nazi. We have the proof of Volkswagen that Volkswagen is Hitler who took the guy from Porsche to do that. I go from Porsche to a Nazi too.

Do you have a car called Charge Reef? There you go. I had thought about this in the past. We treat everyone as a Nazi all the time. That's when you see that the time travel machines don't exist. Because if they really existed, Hitler would come back. Because if someone said, apparently, it's in 2025, there's a lot of Nazis, there's one, he controls America, he would come back and be like,

oh my god, hey, it's me, he would say. Chris would be like, what? Oh, well, the world would say, if it existed, if I went back in time, I would kill Hitler. They didn't succeed at the time. Who do you think will succeed? Baby Hitler. The worst Hitler, I learned that there were 4 or 5 brothers and sisters and they were all dead babies.

So maybe we traveled through time and we just got the wrong baby Hitler. Oh my God! It's a fucking mess! Why are you so gay? Why are you so gay? And then you have the little Adolf in the wardrobe who's like, one gay, one gay, we'll kill another brother! With his little milk mustache, like... Oh my God!

I would be mad. Oh, yes, I'm sick. You have to feel like a mad when you come back. What? You don't have the balls! Oh, yes, that's it! Yes, you come! I'm so tired of reading the book of history! Ok, he's still alive.

I have to go back to the beginning. It's true, babies look like a stereotype. Oh yes. And also, it must be hard too. You want a baby. It's easy. Just one inch in the trash, it's over. It's not that hard.

I don't know. A baby? It's exactly the size of a oven. Physically, yeah. Oven exactly the size of the oven. Physically, yeah. The oven? Well, even... Put it in the oven? Yeah, it's...

So you'd gas it and go... It's fucking Hitler! He killed people in the oven! So you'd kill Hitler by gasing it in the oven? Well, good comeback. It looks like a Tandin, baby. 350 with an apple in his mouth. After me it's... It's just that it doesn't fit in a fryer.

Cut in half. It's cut in half. You don't need a fork anymore. He's cooking a ball in the other's chest. But I like at least the world of his consciousness. Because for a while everyone was saying I would kill Hitler in time. And then they made the idea of killing Baby Hitler, everyone was saying, I would kill Hitler in time.

Then they said, I would kill baby Hitler. Since we agree that you can't kill a state leader. But he was an adult when he tried to get into the Beaux-Arts. Killing a guy with a brush in his hand is easy. It must be a mother of a teenager. Teenagers, it must be easy to kill a teenager. But yes, it's true. The Beaux-Arts. A guy with his brushes.

Yeah, who's hanging out in the mainland, but he doesn't eat bagels because of that. You know, maybe you just go and buy his first star and he's not the same guy anymore. Yeah, that's all you had to do. What scares me is that if someone wants to be an artist and because he wasn't an artist, he killed everyone. That's it. Stop beating the world! Did you beat him? Twice. Twice, but he did it like 12 times. The ratio of victories is... There's just Tiop who beat me. Tiop is the only one who has won the gong show more often than me.

How many times did you beat Guillaume? Too many. 18 times. 18 times. Damn! It doesn't deserve that, guys. What makes me laugh is that he's the guy who succeeds the most often in the gong show and gets recognized in the streets because Mark Labresse scraped his name.

Yes, exactly! The gong show is cool, but not yet enough. But you guys are on tour with the gong show. Yeah, it's crazy. That's cool. So you do big, big shows. We have our Dante Albert with an open mic. The two boys were there, they did a rose battle. Me and Tiop, we did a rose battle.

I rinsed your beard. Shut up, take off your shirt. It's good, it's good. But you know, when the Gang Show started, it wasn't even filmed, The first three or four episodes. I made two or three episodes with my cell phone, I'll send it to you if it's possible on YouTube. But it was so weird at the beginning. Come do my show, we'll insult you afterwards and we'll put it on YouTube.

It was hard to find participants. Come make your material, I'll burn it on the web and I'll ridicule you. Before, we didn't pay for them. Now we pay for them. If you pay for them, you'll make me feel like a little beret. Do you pay for everyone? Everyone. Russia for Russia. How much do you pay for them?

When it's in Montreal, since there are fewer trips, it's 50$. And in Montreal, it's 75$. OK. But in Quebec, is it 75$? I think it was 100$. I don't remember. I don't remember. I have too many Patreons. I don't remember. Ok.

Right. Because it's not, you know, it seems to me to go to Quebec, 75 is the time. Well, the hotel room. Ok. Yes, the hotel room was included for the people who came from Montreal. Ok, that's cool. You know, honestly, what's fucked up is that we did the Olympics with the Gang Show, and it was so expensive to do that show that we filled it up at 80% and we lost money.

Oh yeah. It's fucked up. All the money we made with the Patreon, we put it back in the show. You know, like you could do that with the community and all that, but you know, you have a Tesla. I have a Tesla. Oh, bravo. I had the choice to follow two guys who got the best one. It was the same thing when we were doing the under-hearing tour. When I went to Gaspé, we were sold out.

I think we had lost $4,000-5,000. But because the room is not very big. And we brought... I think we paid the guests $1,500 each. And we were like 18 in the team. Every night, I was like, damn it! Soundbrag, financially speaking, was it interesting or... Yes, it was really interesting, but it was a co-production with Juste pour Rire. Co-production with Juste pour Rire and Evenco.

But because at the beginning, Evenco wanted to rent me, I think it cost me something like 300-400,000. 300-400,000 is not very good. It's 300-400,000 to rent the Sandberg. There are different prices depending on the configuration. 360 is 100,000 just to rent the room. It's another 100,000 just the staff. It was about 300,000. And they were like, no, no, no, we're going to call it.

It's a cost of selling 12,000 tickets. You're break even. Yeah, 12,000 for a podcast, call it that. And then I was... I had no idea if we were going to sell two tickets or 50 tickets. And I had had, let's say, 10 years of... If I had money, I started to go out. I was no longer in debt, but I didn't have a cent.

So it's not true that I borrowed it. Not enough to put 300,000 on the side. Even if it was 30,000, I didn't have it. I would have had to borrow 300,000. So I did fuck off. And then when they offered the Co-Prod business, it was less paying, but it was paying. Just in T-shirt, I sold my T-shirt price at 85,000 Pies. In T-shirts? Just in T-shirts. Oh, damn!

We sold in the crisis of T-shirts. If you like cedricbeaujond.com, they're not expensive. I had made a little gag, Michel. Just for fun, we had a contract, and they took a cut on everything, and they forgot to ask for a cut without merch. Wow! And then, Asti...

It's because of you that we're doing a faillite! The tickets were 20$, the T-shirt 300$. Yeah, but you know, in addition, in the pit, we put the tickets for 10$, since I found it funny to have a show for 10 piastres. It's funny. So, you know, we have... I don't know how we did the show. We made a little money, but not so much.

But it's the T-shirts of this type. I was there and I listened to it on the Internet. But I was there. Yes, the sound, depending on the options. And I was ahead. Apparently, the closer you get, the more you're pissed off. The closer you were, the more you were pissed off. The closer you were, the more you were pissed off. It was so beautiful. We didn't even go for the podcast.

We went for the event. To see the pictures up there. To see the podcasts going here. It was like seeing Preach with his suit, taking the place. He was welcoming you. What was the point of that? I bought it after sale. I bought it at Scalper. How much did you pay? I don't remember. It must have been expensive.

I paid 400$ for 2 tickets in the front. Third row. Not Scalper? No, Kijiji. Kijiji? I thought I was cool as the owner of the free tickets. Michel said no. The reason why we didn't give tickets is because we wanted to sell the most for the record. I didn't even ask Michel. I wanted to do part of the event.

I decided the day before and I have zero regrets. It's like Woodstock, Chris Drake shows. Who had a band like that? I don't know, I was too messed up, but that's what you're listening to. But I wasn't messed up. My biggest dream would be to do the last Gong Show ever. We'll do a last one in the mess, but make an advance. Is the sound good enough? You'll sell for a hundred dollars. Are you sure?

Last summer I did a video call with Céline and Jean-Marc. The sound was perfect and they told me they can make the sound great. But you can't do a stage show. You have to do a more classic set up. Are you going to do it? Yes, we are going to do stage central. You really need to do a more classic setup. Are you going to do it? We're going to do it. It's crazy. 100%.

It's crazy. I even have dates. We don't announce it before a bout, but I have my dates in the calendar. Fuck nice, man. Fuck nice. It's very nice. I think it's going to be cool to have that in your calendar. Do you want to beat me?

Do you want to beat your own record? No, because to beat my own record, it would be impossible since he was a soldier. But I'm gonna have a better sound. The goal is to do three nights. Three nights? Wow! We want to do one modest night. I want to finish my modest tour in Saint-Pierre. And after that, do 2 under-listenings the next day and the day after.

I have a question for Mike. I was wondering if Travis Kelsey still intends to beat you with the Guinness World Record of the biggest podcast audience. I don't think so. They didn't talk about it, but it's because it's his brother, you know, the brothers who are close my band. And his brother, Travis, who is Jason, he did, you know, he's a little his bag of Super Bowl in the bowl of Jello. So he must have a horrible memory of that. So he won't beat me.

But it's for sure that, according to me, Kiltroni will try to beat me. And we have a plan if that happens. What is that? Are you the star? No, it's going to be Lille-Notre-Dame. Wow, a Lille? Yes, then Oceaga is Ocea Mike, what a joke!

Oh, that's crazy! But how many people can fit in? I think it's 80,000. Oh, damn! Go be there! It's the same thing, I told Michel, call him and see how much it costs to rent. And then it was a deal of more than a million. So I called to see if he wanted to make a co-prote. Printed T-shirt in a beard.

Wow! It's 80,000 people, it's Drummondville! No, no, Chris, no, no, it's more than Drummondville, it's the great Drummondville! It's the great Drummondville! It's crazy! But this, for example, you know, if we could sell this, it would be just a statement of, you know, especially with everything that happens in the States, the states, we would play the card of local encouragement. Oh my God! That's a statement we give to our people.

That's what the third world war is about. It's a battle for the podcast record. Buy a ticket to listen to it. It's fighting the 51st state. But you guys... Finish the Gang Show at the Bell Centre. We're not done yet! We're going to finish it in Mandoni. Since you left, you're thinking of finishing it.

You're going to pass the stage, but don't stop. Let Maurice's bassin renew himself 3-4 years. No? Why? Because... I wrote that if they removed Enroute, you became the new Enroute. You give... I created something that was on the road. They took it off on the road. You became the new on the road. You give it a chance.

You give it a life. Me, man, when I was a kid, at 12, and I wanted to be like Maurice, if there was something like the Gong Show, maybe I wouldn't have waited 37 years to do my show for the first time. Yeah, but do we really want a world with more Cédric Bergeron? Do we want one? But that, for example, I understand that feeling. Because I had, over the years, boots that I made. But I understand that feeling.

Because I've had, over the years, I've had a lot of fights. Let's say I'm 2 years old, I call Michel, I say, hey, we'll end it in this place. And the next day, I say, no. You hide your patriotism. No, it's not even a money thing. It's just that I say, if I don't listen a sub-listener, I'll do the same business crisis at home.

So I'll be just at home and I'll invite the same people. And then I'll be like, hey, it was fun, but it would have been even more fun with the audience. So I'll do, hey, we'll do a tour. And then I'll do a tour and I'lliss-cross. I should have just continued. Continue, but that's it. Do you have any idea? But as long as there's people following you and following you, as long as you feel that it's starting to go down, I tell myself, Mané, my podcast has maybe become big quickly.

It's annoying that a little drop every day I watch, but Mané, if I fall into a thousand views per month, I'll maybe say, well, I think we've done it. Mané, it's time to understand, but I tell myself, if you have fun, it's like you per month, but I think we've done our part. Mané, it's time to understand, but if you had fun, it was fun for you, but you had no fun. I had a lot of fun doing it, but I was like, flip-flop to someone. Especially when there are a lot of projects that come with it. You see that he's in the building. Flip-flop to someone.

Flip-flop to someone. Keep your head down. It's like you're running. You pass someone and you keep your cut. I have too much fun, I love it. I would really like to put this on YouB, you know, the platform of Pisa Salvatore. Oh wow, that would be terrible. You sell, you sell. The guy Pisa Salvatore who judges culture with a gong. And you sell, you sell and it comes with Anthony. He's caught there, poor thing. You don't say, you sell and it comes with Anthony. He's holding it for you. You don't say, you don't say.

We don't want to stop there because we have too much fun. There are big theaters, but we have fun doing really stupid projects. We go to the minifest this year and we do a special meme gung show. Or we're just going to get... Wait, it's better than you think. We're just going to get memes. It's better than you think. We're just gonna get memes, okay? It's better than you think. No, it's good. We're gonna release the episode only on Spotify.

It won't be a video. It's just gonna be an audio. And it makes us laugh. It's so stupid. We're having fun with this because it's the fuck. The new Andy Kaufman is your name. In Quebec, it was funny in Chris because the guy... There's a guy called Raph Bibaud, he's not an idiot, a comedian that I love too,

but they did all the promo on this guy that a lot of people know. I find it crazy, but... You know, that's it, it allows you to go so far in the crap. We did the con, like the one who closes Sherbrooke's show, we were at Maurice O'Brady's, Chris de Grosseur, and it's Gilles Picotte, a 85 year old man who closes the show. There was a fucking standing at the red beer, man. And what we do, since it's an old man who closes the show, we give 40% discount to everyone who is 85 years old.

Just because it's out of us, we feel stupid. But that, to see Sherbrooke sold out, it's 1800. It's anything. For an open mic. We have fun. That, Asti Sherbrooke, sold out, it's 1800 bucks. It's nothing. For an open mic. We have fun. How does it work? Are you the ones who buy the show or are you the ones who rent the room? We're in a production, so they buy the show in a mountain, then it's a deal of 40, 60, 30... I don't check the numbers. I want to have fun doing this show and I don't check the numbers.

But you can have fun and check the numbers. Yeah want to have fun doing this show and I don't check the numbers. But you can have fun and check the numbers. Yeah, but... It's not like... I'm sure the guy didn't make money during the year. How many years? He's the one who made the numbers. No, but it's that... You know, I think that when it comes to this kind of stuff, you shouldn't forget to have fun. Yeah, yeah, no, no.

If you make money decisions, it's... You know, like... You'll stop having fun. That's it. And like, the tour, we want finish the tour because we're going to do all the big rooms in Quebec, finish with the smallest gong show in history, and there's a bar not far from here called La Petite Place, which really has 8 seats in the bar. We want to do a gong show there with two... Actually, the idea we had...

The humorists are going to be crazy! The humorists are going to be crazy! I would like to call all my good guys, like a little famous, and do a huge little gong show in front of two people, and do a nasty thing to two people, and do the show for the benefit of the Louis and Véro Foundation. 100% of the funds are returned, so on my 30... We're going to make a deficit, so they're going to give us money. I came with a bill to Louis and Vin, and you gave me 300$.

You always have a fight with two people in the audience that didn't work. He's going to be in trouble because he's proposing to do a cashier version. In addition, you know... That was a bit of a risk. I'll have to do this show again. I won't stop it right away. One day, I think we'll take a break. And now... It's Regue de Trois, the other podcast that you...

Do you like doing that? For real, I... So, now, it's the other podcast, Reg de Trois, that you... Do you like doing that? For real, I... Did you get involved once, that you left the mess? Or were you there from the beginning? Actually, it's my basic idea that I think I'm missing a podcast that really talks about the geek, geek, geek, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And at the beginning, I just had the product and I wanted to take care of my career, but then one year I was like,

Chris, tell me about the stuff, but I'm like, I want to add some, so I went back to the beginning, I was just producing it, and I wanted to take care of my career. But one day, I was like, Chris, they're saying stuff, but I want to add them. So I went back to the podcast, I did that with Olivier Foy and Phil Drolet, who are two people I adore. And we're talking about the word, but really in depth. We're patting on the word. We're beating Olivier the next day. And I was listening to it, and it was funny, you know, because, you know, like, we're going to keep this boot for Patreon.

Yeah, because it's stuff we can't say live, If people pay 5$, we can't say it. What I liked, what I liked when you said, it's like I wanted the product, I wanted the product, I took care of my career, and you realized I don't have a career, so I'm gonna go to the bathroom. No, I have a career, but it's... What's really fun, okay, I'm a...

I'm a big fan, okay, I'm a big fan, I'm a manager at Merci, but I have such a nice apartment in Montreal that I didn't want to lose it, I turned it into a podcast room. Okay. So now I have a podcast room in my old apartment, so it's easy for me to shoot podcasts at home whenever I want. Oh, so it's at your place?

Yeah, as long as you like it. We like each other a lot, I'm in love with everyone. Do you live in Mercier? I'm a guy from the South coast. Mercier, where is it? It's not far from Château-Gueil. Pass the point Mercier you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Chris, it's true. It hurts to remember it.

It's far. It's really hard. We're doing a tour and they bring the crowd. I'll go with my car afterwards. I'd like to stay in Merci. I have to bring the other Morriss. He's doing my first part with two other people from the Gang Show. We can do Charlie our tits.

We're having a lot of fun. How do you feel about finding this far? It's an adaptation. You just stayed in Montreal. I'm a little guy, born and raised, little countryman. I never thought I'd live in Barlieu. For me, it was a nightmare. I'm in the old Longueuil,

so I'm 12 minutes from here. When you talked to me, you talked to me as if I was living in Chefferville. I've always laughed at people from around the world. But you know, I was living 12 minutes from here. You're closer to the border than me. You were 28 minutes away. I was like, what the hell? I think I grew closer to Montreal.

I know, it's terrible. So the other one was how long? Let's say from the border, it's terrible. When you arrive, you're like, no! I adapt. So how long does the other one take? Let's say, night, 30 minutes. Night. Two days. Two days. One hour and a quarter. One hour and a quarter.

That's clear. Terrible. Wow. But it seems like I'm getting old and it's starting to calm me down. It's better to go play eight shows per night in Montreal. I choose my shows. I don't write at home anymore. I go.

I choose my stuff. I'm calmer, I have a spa. Do you like that? No. Oh really? Well, the spa, no, but I'm starting to get used to the life in the suburbs, the advantages. I think the blonde really likes it. Yeah, the blonde really likes it. And I go to the car, that's all I like.

Oh yeah, Chris, that's what's fun about living in the suburbs. You know, wherever you go, you go in a car, there's a parking lot, so... Yeah, but in Montreal, you don't need a parking lot, you don't living in a bar. Wherever you go, you go in a car. There's a parking lot. In Montreal, you don't need a parking lot, you don't go in a car. That's exactly why I went to Montreal. It's the fun, to park at the door. Plus, there are always reserved seats with little drawings of wheelchairs. There's nobody.

I'm born and raised in Montreal. The only restaurants that are not far from here are a PFC, a McDowell and a Tim Horton. I'm like, it's not enough. That's not in Banlieue, it's in Mercier. When I got there, I was like, I marked top 10 business activities in Mercier. First, they came out with seven things. There are not even ten. Visit Charles Deschamps' house, it's the first one.

Number 3 is going to Montreal. But in the 7 things, there was a micro-brocery that was closed. There was the park of the city and a church. I was like, no, it's... You can go and pull a guy out of his reserve, you can buy a piece of wood out of his reserve. You can buy alcohol, a lot of things. I live next to the reserve. It's the reserve that sounds fun. It's the advantage of a tea, it's a lot of fun to do, thank you. I live next to you. It's the reserve that sounds fun.

It's the advantage of Mercier, it's next to the reserve. I can't wait to go to the bingo days. I haven't done that yet, there's a bingo not far away. Chris, you've changed the chat. I'm getting angry. You know, for real, it must be the kind of city, that's what I would like when I'm on tour, I check all the time to see what the best restaurant is,

and I always ask the best restaurant group advisors. There are a lot of cities like Tim Horton... In the top 5. Mercier must be the kind of city that... That's it. But you know, Chateauguay must have a couple of good restaurants. Even Chateauguay... I'm trying to get to know my neighborhood.

There's a video game store. I'm like, I'm going to go chill with the guys in video games. There's not even a PlayStation 5 game. It's PlayStation 4 again. I apologize. I'm trying to adapt. There's not even a restaurant in my town. At least you're a VFK, that's all.

But is there... Your video game store, is it a PFC guy, that's it. But do you have... yeah, that's it. But if you... your video game store... Is that a pawn shop or... No, it's a pawn shop with PS5 in front of it. No, it's a... A computer store with a couple of video games. Okay, okay. It looks like that.

But I really want to stick to Chateauguay, so that's Chateauguay itself. Okay. And what city do you live in? Lorraine. Okay. There's no restaurant in Lorraine. OK. There's no restaurant in Lorraine.

There's no power line. We're adjusting. I never thought I'd live in that city, but I bought it 15 years ago. Today, I could buy my house, but 15 years ago, I could buy this house. It's a beautiful city. I'm a guy with a long eye, and I left when I was 20, and for the North coast... You know, your podcast is really about the world with a criminal past. 90% Did you go to prison?

No, I didn't. It's funny, every time people ask me that, I always give the same answer. I'm lucky and I run fast. Okay. No, but you know, I didn't do it. I should have done it. I should have deserved to do it on several occasions in my life. It was close, but no, as I told you, I'm lucky. You have the right to go to the States. I have the right to go to the States, but you know, let's say... But he can't come back.

It's the only thing. I have the right to go to the States, but I don't have the right to come back to Canada, do I? No, but you know, last year I knew that my name had been in some investigations because my friends had the mandates and the advocates had come out of their investigations. And I said to myself, your name has been out a couple of times, but probably not that important or the funding wasn't enough. Do you think that they were listening to you, your phone? No, because I would have known because they would have had to give me the mandate. But I have a friend who has been called and he would have to come there, go to your shop,

and tell your guy, and his blonde, and your blonde to bring your car at the same time. We're all going to grab our equipment at the same time. Because he calls you, he's happy to tell you, we're going to come get our cameras, our microphones, and all that, and he gives you the mandates when you come get your stuff. That's when I knew my name was going to be there. But the police told you, we're going to go get your stuff. That's when I knew my name was on the list. So the police told you, we're going to get the stock?

Once they have... Once they have it, they don't need it anymore. There's a listening mandate, so they're going to bug with the listening mandate. And once they have a mandate for three months, they're going to get it back. It has to be disclosed when you're on the list. But they have to prove it with the mandate.

You have to have the when you're sure they're legal. But if they prove it with the mandates, you have to have the mandates. Legally speaking. I've never been a criminal, but I've a mentality... That's not true. You arrived in Montreal with a gun and you were beating up girls. I listen to you, you're f***ing with me. But it's legal in the end. But I have a very...

I like movies... Every time I watch movies, there are criminals and the police. I always take time for the criminals. You have a very street mentality. When you talked about it, when there were the things... The guy from France, you're like... You have more offers here. You have a vibe that...

I think if you hadn't been a humorist for 20 years, you'd have done King Sir Rap. That's it. Yeah. But it's true. It's the same thing. It's something that always attracted me. My brother and sister were on that side. I started to consume young.

I didn't work and I had a nosebleed and it cost money. I started to consume young, so I wanted to... I didn't work, and now I have to write the doc, and it costs money. So, stealing cars, junk, you know, anti-pre-fraction, all that. Classic. Classic. That's it. Boys will be boys! At what age did you steal your first car?

The first car I stole in the cage, I walked around, it was probably a friend of someone older than me, so I must be 12 or 13. You didn't even have the right to have a scooter, you idiot! I was a passenger, but I must have been 15 or 16. You're like in the movies, you know, with those two... It depends on the model, but honestly, stealing cars was not a career. I never sold a stolen car. It was just for fun. Or to go for a ride with a stolen car. I wasn't a criminal.

But do you know, Jean, if someone told me, it's not the wires, it's the screwdriver, do you use it? In fact, what's harder is to break the little steering wheel. Toyota's metal pins are hard to break. Mazda 323, it flies well. It's 3 seconds to open and 4 seconds to leave. Does that also make a Tesla the hardest car to steal? I don't hear that. Often, cars leave in Africa or other countries.

They don't have a car. That's why electric cars are not... Yeah, they don't have a car. Oh yeah, imagine! He's like, Y'll give you 100 bucks. Tesla, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And plugging it on the 110 is far from charging a Tesla. Yeah. It's 0-100 in 2.9 seconds, but you do it twice.

You know. That's funny. Cédric, you have a question. I was wondering, by the way, you said 90% of people who have a past that, who are the 10% who are left? Well, the 10% are people who work in the industry, there are victims and there are relatives. You know, recently, I received Hugo Girard, I was in prison, but Hugo Girard is an old policeman. He did the series, At Your Risks and Perils, he went to the United States in a Ghetto club. You received Sonia, who is in the back. Yes, I received Sonia, who came out today on YouTube, Sonia, 26 years old too, because I've received a lot of Pym victims.

I thought it was odd to have a girl who did it of her choice. I have different angles of view. One of the last I shot that hasn't come out yet, is a mother, her son was killed in Ontario a month and a half ago. He came to talk about it because his guy was 18 years old. He started to have a life of his own And there are guys closer to motorbikes who caught him on the rail and said, Hey, let's go and destroy a Stahchass in Ontario.

And there were two kids in the dam, the two kids were made to be shot when they started to be shot. Shot? They were shot. It's a bullet-bomb. I think bullet-bomb and shot, it's like not two words that make up.

I'm trying not to put too much image. They were shot. But shot, it sounds like two words that make up one. Well, I try not to put too much image. They are actually defusing the bullet. Canard, it sounds like Squish Squish. Did you invent this term, canard? I don't think so. It must be a French translation. It's not very good for a gangster movie. We're all going to canard these assholes. It sounds very gangster.

I try to keep a word, not too much, you know. What's the biggest amount of money you've ever seen in your face? Mimic it, let's say. Was the table too small, let's say? Yeah. Oh shit! Shit! 2.2 million.

2.2 million?! In cash? Are you in 100 or 20 or... I mixed. Ok. I wouldn't go further than that on this subject. And you weren't at the counter in cash. No, I wasn't...

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So, you're not the son of a bitch! So, we're not too far in. No, no, but it's... That's it. I'm funny. I have a couple of friends who are Tana's friends. And who are Tana's friends friends, and they know each other. I know it's your secret. It's one of the first things he told me. When we met, he said, we have several friends on Facebook,

and they are all guys who did prison. I've had a foot in, a foot out for a long time. I made choices, but sometimes there are proposals that come back in your life. You know some chums, and they offer you something. Sometimes, it's not even for the money, it's more like the little thrill that you're going to get them. And sometimes, when it hits the door, you open the door, and it's two guys from the agency. You're like, it's less thrilling than to get down. But no, I...

I imagine the family too. The family, the wife, the children, all that, it's the same. I feel like I'm in prison at 19 years old, it's less scary than you at the end of your thirties. Thank you, end of your thirties, I appreciate it. That's not what I meant. I started at the age of 37. But you know, getting into prison at 44, do you realize, the last few years of being in shape, I don't want to spend my time benching.

The things I did in my life for which I could have been arrested, I think the worst I could have done would have been to get a contract in a network, which would have been 30 months, first offense, since I don't have a file, I would have been able to have a 2-year-old or less provincial day. It's funny, there are babies and prisons that you count on me. Yes, a little bit. It's like two different things. 16 months, 18 months, yeah. Honestly, at 18 or 44,

I don't care about the sentence, I don't have a reason to go, but going to jail for 6 or 8 months, it wasn't something that bothered me. Today, it's more about my wife, my children, and Lima, you know, it interests me. I don't have a reason to go back there. The only way I could go back to jail today would be someone attacking me,

and we fighting, and I'm the one getting arrested. You're the canard. I'm the canard. We saw pictures of you earlier. I feel like you're at 44, you're more top, and at 18, you're more bottom in jail. Oh, come on! Slap your fantasies, Charles! That's... That's...

That's... That's so... That's what I like about my podcast. Everyone knows prison and everyone has their own idea about prison, but no one knows what it is. And everyone has a nasty prejudice about the world they've been in.

I've met guys who have double deaths, guys who have 100 years of life, guys who have killed first degree, guys who have done bad things to others. And you talk to that people and you can't believe that these people have done that. And I always say, a gesture doesn't define you for the end of your days. I mean, there are things I've done in my life that I regret today. These are things I wouldn't do again today. But it's not because I've already hurt someone 25 years ago that I'm a shit and I don't deserve to live today.

Someone who killed is irreparable, it's unforgivable. But someone said to me, I'm taking someone's life away, it's unforgivable what I've done. But I'm still alive, I'm still there. As long as I'm there, I'm happy to bring my stone, something to society, by giving back, by working, by paying my taxes today. So I think that's important. And rapes in prison, honestly, if a guy rapes another guy in prison, I swear he's going to get beaten up.

It helps rapes. It's really, if someone gets raped, it's because there was like the Wing Accord, and it's because there was the wing agreement, and it was a real punishment, a revenge. Because that's it. Especially not in the provincial. That's a light thing. Yes, it's light. It's my daily life, sorry. But imagine, in the provincial...

I had been to a show in Sherbrooke, which mixes the two years, one day and maximum security. And then he said to me, the guys who come in for alcohol at the wheel, they are stressed. It's not criminals. It's a accountant who was hot after a 5 to 7. And then he is sure that everyone will fuck him up. And the old men don't want to fuck him up, but they don't say. So he's just stressed out.

It must be long. He must regret it. Honestly, if you take your time, listen to the rules of the wing, shut up, don't fuck around, don't steal, don't steal, don't knock on the door of your cell, and it's gonna be fine. Where do you write those rules? And your students, they tell you... There was a guy, Manu, it was so funny, he told me, he goes into the cell and explains the rules of the wing,

you don't flush after you're late, you don't knock on the door, and he says, okay, no problem, he's out of the cell, ta, he's locked the door. And we're like, hey, come on in for a second, he's in, we'll open a door, he's like, knock. He's never knocked on a door, you know. So that's it. Because you have the rules of prison, you have the rules of... I didn't think about that. Knock on the door. It's metal. All the guys, they make knots in the corner of the door with a napkin, like that. When the door closes, it doesn't knock. Because Chris, you're quiet, you're in the middle of your... ta a napkin, when the door is closed, it doesn't crack.

Ok. Because the crack is quiet, you're in the corner of the door, and you're like, a metal door that cracks, it cracks like a nest. It doesn't flush after an hour, you know, for the noise. People are there, they want to do it, they want to do it. You see the crisis of Pepsi, they're pissed off, and they're like, they're going to go up to the medium, they're going to find themselves in a wing of four guys, maximum, with 23 or 24 locked up.

In minimum security, are you alone in their in the wind, the guys were doing stuff. Did you do that since you started your podcast? Yes, yes, it was with the podcast. I was going to do my hour there in Sherbrooke Prison. I was even asking myself to shoot episodes behind the bars. There was an agent who had everything settled. And the thing that happened, the government, you know, how it's... I don't know, it's a little bit of a mess. I was in the show with the guys.

I was in the show with the guys. I was in the to shoot episodes behind the bars. There was an agent who had everything settled. And the thing that happened, the government, how it was structured very well. I have one of my guests who filed a lawsuit of 7 million against the Ministry of Justice. They said, oh, you have a guest, so we don't know which side you're on. So no, they broke me. But it's his story. He came to tell his story about my child. It's the story of the person. I didn't deposit a lawsuit of 7 million against him. So they got in trouble.

But I was hungry. They kept the show going. And the guys tripped at the end. I had fun roasting them and The night you arrive, it's intense. Then you look at the cameras, the max-wing, there are four guys in the wing, and one of them comes out in the wing at the same time. Never two guys at the same time in the wing. It's gonna be a long time. They call it the do-or-die. They're guys who can't control themselves. If you go, they crash on you. They're just not able to get inside.

They don't want to know anything. Have you ever thought about what you would do if you were in prison? Would you use that time to... No, but I mean, would you use that time to read... To read, educate yourself... I like ass sudokus. Eat canned tuna. To be honest, I think I'd be the type to finish a university baccalaureate while I'm holding the ball.

I've seen that in movies, do you do that? Studying? You can do studies, but you know, in the provincial, it's so less structured. Because you know, there are guys who can do it for three days, there are guys who can do it for a year and a half. And to be honest, I become a doctor by correspondence. You know, you don't even have the right to touch a scalpel. I don't know if the National School of Humour does it. You make your own jokes about it.

I'm a surgeon, I cut a lot of people in my life. It can work. But it's for sure that I would start a business in it. I would say 20 for Piquari. You have a pretty wide ass for that. Ok, it's green, not so bad. It looks good. It's the Drone Asters. Earlier, you talked about Olivier. How did you like that?

Because before Olivier, you had made a comment on Marc Laverdière, who became viral. And now, people were angry. I bet on the fact that Marc Laverdière, who is a gardener who makes humor, has 4 nominations for Les Olivier. For me, it doesn't make sense. Les Olivier is a gala of humor. I think that humor is very related to stand-up. I don't like when the gala of humor becomes a gala of Vedette, a gala of celebrities, and we linked to stand-up. I don't like when the humor gala becomes a gala of celebrity and we forget about stand-up. There are a lot of things that annoy me.

The one who won the gala, it wasn't even a stand-up number, it was a rose number. There are a lot of things that annoy me. I just went to the Marte Laverdière, on TikTok, a little joke, very basic, and I had hatred about it. I saw everyone saying, you're already jealous. I basic joke, and I had some hatred about it. I saw everyone was like, you're just jealous. Just jealous.

You're angry. Everyone was like, the audience loves him. I was like, yeah, but if the audience voted for the Nobel Prize, the guy who invented Spinner would have a Nobel Prize. At least it's a stand-up show. Humor is not just stand-up. Stand-or is not just a stand-up show. Stand-up is part of humor. 4 nominations! Chris is on fire!

My mom hates him. Your mom hates you! You can see Chris is... She doesn't like your mom! She loves your podcast! She was a star? She loves your podcast! She was a star? She loves your podcast! Bart, I don't know her, but she's probably super nice.

But I'm a big fan of stand-up, and sometimes I think that the Olivier don't respect stand-up at its right value. I can't be so disappointed. That's... Thank you! You see, that's a clap of, Yeah, he's jealous, but he's right. But, you, how did you find yourself in Abdo with Olivier? Well, that's it.

This week I did an interview with a journalist, and he told me about it. And, you know, I don't like... I don't like... things that are so varied. It always hits me, it's a shame. But there's something I liked. I liked that it was Claude Bégin who played.

There I said, well, yes, he's the one I would have booked for that too. He's not a bad guy. When we think of this guy, we think of Claude Bégin. So I was happy about that. I was happy about that. I was happy about that. There were a lot of things that gossiped about me. I was like, Chris is coke diet, why is it coke canes acid? And it's Absolut, I hate Absolut, I have a vodka company.

Chris is the base, Steve! But then Michel told me... My wife and Michel, they just rented it. That's what they had in the store. They... Korean did a great job at the Olivier. Yeah, yeah, yeah, really. Really. Were you there?

Yes, I was in the room. The gong show was nominated in the category. Did you win in the day? No, you were in the room. The gong show was nominated in the category... Did we win in the day? No, we're in the web series. But you should be in what category? Which category would you be in? None. I agree.

It's hard to define. We're not a podcast. You are a podcast. We have a podcast that jams the number that has just passed. So, you're a podcast. I'm sure. We're not a podcast that changes the number that just happened. So, we just judge our commentators, we're funny. I think it could be that. The first time we lost to Olivier, we lost against the series at Roselle-Vancourt, which is completely insane. They won in Cannes, they're in the same category as us.

I remember the judging criteria, the evolution of the characters. I was like... I don't wear my hat anymore. You cut your hair. I cut my hair. You're a big scientist. I want to become one. You're driving an electric car. You've changed.

I would put a podcast. You wouldn't want us to say against the characters' podcast anyway. Well, that's okay. It's a good podcast. But it could be a better scripted podcast. Since the guests are scripted. But because we're not scripted, they don't want to. The lady doesn't want to be in the podcast. We know that's it.

But I think that... I don't want to look pretentious, but I think that the gong show is part of the... I mean, the landscape of humor. 100% It's a couple of times we say, hey, I'm presenting a prize, something, like a little pass to the palette, and no. Do you just say that to your friends or do you reject them? That idea of... We wrote to the Olivia, we offered them several presentations, we offered them to win

too long remittances. It must have been funny. It's so easy for them. And it's so much better than a little bit of music. I was happy that there was a call on Jer's podcast, which I love. Jer has become a good guy. But if you were able to plug the What's Up podcast at the Olivier gala, it was clearly able to plug the What's Up podcast

at the Olivier Gallet, he would have been able to plug the Gong Show, which is a humorous side that has grown in recent years. He should probably make a price of, we don't know where the calls are, the names are... It's true! He would have a lot of stuff to do. He would have a couple of shows tomorrow. He would have a couple of Olivier, because the discovery category has no more to do with it. What's the winner this year? Meganne, who's sold 70,000 tickets, I can't believe she's a discovery, Carlis, last year.

I think it was Massapeper. It's always been that. It's always been that, but make a category called, I don't know, the table in the back, it's mini-Oliviers, and give that to people who have a strong score that they need visibility. I'm sorry, Meganne doesn't need visibility. But man, in 2025, you can make your own visibility crisis on TikTok. How much?

I'd like to see Jean-Michel Elie on the oliviers. This guy deserves a slap in the face. Yes, but Jean-Michel is pretty solid on TikTok. He has more visibility than... At the beginning, it was an anti-gallop. When they started to put that on their posters, I think that's when it got shit. You shouldn't forget that the Olivier...

It has 600,000 of listening codes. It's nothing. Oh, thank you. It's 600,000 listening codes. It's 600,000 listening codes from Mr. and Mrs. and everyone who buys tickets. That's it too. You think? Yeah, they buy tickets for March.

Yeah, good point. It would be fun, actually, to buy other buys the tickets for March. Yeah, good point. But it would be fun if he bought other things than March tickets. You say Jean-Michel Lély needs a back seat. Who's going to buy Jean-Michel Lély's tickets? Not the people who listen to Olivier, but the people who will see him on TikTok. Yeah, but wait, you listen to one gala, or what you think is humor,

you see Jean-Michel Lély among the top 40 humorists. When I see his poster, maybe you'll try to buy your show. So you defend him by saying he should be in the top 40 humorists. So, hey Chris, when I see his poster, maybe you'll try to buy this show. So you see a tiktoker... So you see a 10-year-old who should be in the top 40. But that's... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no the 40 that I saw. But when you're on TikTok, you're sure, you're against 1 million other TikTokers. Oh yeah. You know, it's... Yeah, but at the same time, you have more pride when you stand out from 1 million people

that you have. Hey, you're in the Gallo Influence création, your podcast. Am I right? Yeah, am I right? You got me! Oh, that's funny. I'm presenting a prize to the Gallo Influence Reaction! I'm so bad! They don't give me a break Olivier, they don't give me a break! To the Gallo Influence Reaction! I signed up...

The podcast of the year? The podcast of the year, the discovery of the year, and the sensibilization. In two days, we'll find out if I'm in the nominees. I know it, but I can't say it before two days. It's not going to be easy. find out if I'm in the nominees. I know it, but I can't say it before two days. But it will pass in a couple of days.

I'm nominated! For... Podcast... Without civilization. So it's you against Marie-Claude Barrette. I hope! Your podcast is a lot of people. Honestly, I was disappointed.

Not being in new podcasts or podcasts of the year. I look at my numbers compared to others. Who are the nominees in the podcast of the year? I don't know. We'll find out in two days. Not true! You know when you're nominated, they say it would be fun if you came, but we're nominating the nominees. It's up to you. And Justin Boyd said it.

So the Patreons don't say that to anyone. There's something funny, Cédric. There are police officers who listen to your podcast apparently. Yes, a lot. It's ironic. It's fun. When I meet police officers, I ask them Do you know the podcast at the Parleurs- fun. When I meet cops, I ask them, Do you know the podcast, the speaker? They say yes.

I didn't want to talk to them before. This time, I'm going to talk to them. They know me. It's cool. I wouldn't name the city, but I saved a ticket thanks to my podcast. Thanks to my podcast, I saved a ticket and I found myself a family doctor. Wow! It was weird. One of the hardest to find in Quebec.

What do you say? I wish I had a doctor who listens to criminal podcasts. She finished her medicine in prison. It makes me want to see people. The other time I was at the bank, there was a lady with dark hair in front of me. The girl said, I'm going to the toilet with you, she's coming down the corridor. The lady looked at me with her hair and said, I like what you're doing, I'm on it. I was like, you're a jerk, she was like 72.

Because the people who follow me, they're like, I'm coming with little asses that listen to you. I'm like, man, I have like 700,000 listeners per month. There are not as many criminals in Quebec. That's seven times the number of Romanesville. Seven times Romanesville. Seven times Drummondville! I wouldn't sit on the Bell Centre, for example. That's crazy. You did it in public, it must be weird.

I did it once in public, I was like, never again. I do my podcast in front of the audience, I take a half hour break, that's why I did my hour. Plus, the Bell Centre would just be a piece of cake. It takes a American point to get in, otherwise... But 700,000 is crazy. It's completely crazy. I don't even know, we recently did my media kit for the chance of 2B and a potential manager.

My adjoint made me that. A monthly average of 450,000 on YouTube and 250,000 on audio. That's strong. Thank you. 250,000 monthly on YouTube, 250,000 in audio. So it's still... Oh, yeah, no, I... Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you. It's thanks to my guests, it's thanks to the people who listen to it. I'm blessed, blessed, I'm happy.

And it brings a lot of things to my personal life, but the messages I receive sometimes, Mike, it's... Penises too, a lot, I don't know why. Really? No. Not really. Ladies, ladies, I love it, I love it, but... No, no, but I have a lot of penis pictures. I'm not sure why. I'm not sure why. Ladies, ladies, I love you. No, no, but you know, men, you saved my life. I stopped consuming.

I saw this guy, he could do it. I can do it too. It helps to make people laugh. I love it. It's a passion for me to make humor. I'm in Brainsum right now, and I'm release a humorous podcast and have fun on the web too. But this project, I'm not making anyone laugh, I'm making people think, I'm educating people with preconceived ideas. Apparently we're helping a lot of people, we inspire a lot of people.

It's a good pay. But not very high. There are people who make your podcast and taste it a little bit. Are there any prisoners who left after that, tiktok accounts and it's a little bit awkward? Influencers, prisoners. I'm sorry, it's not correct. The worst is that there are people, there is one that I have, maybe someone who knows, I have his real name but I don't have his name on TikTok. The worst is that there are people, there's one that I... Maybe someone who knows...

I have his real name but I don't have his name on TikTok, brother. He spends his days building motorcycles on TikTok. He spends his days building... Isn't that in the dune of a pig? It's lights in the dune of a pig. It's the father. There's a guy called Zackboy on TikTok too, in any case, it's his father. That's Zackbull.

Zackbull. Zackbull at the bar! That's crazy! I want to see that! I killed my mother and my father, that's why it's the emirates in my videos. But yes, there are people who surfed there, and you came for them, and it brings them. And I've already felt people who came to do it for that. What would be the limit of people who wouldn't serve you?

Before, I said pedophile, but I received a girl who is a teacher at 23, I was with a 16 or 15 year old student, whatever. It's legal but not legal because she was her teacher on the current sex ed. Is it legal if it wasn't her teacher? 23, I don't remember the age of the victim, but her victim because she was found guilty. The little bandit guy. The bandit guy. You got me in trouble. Lopez is... so much. I talked to him and he was fucking in with the concept.

He was very, very dumb. Very, very dumb. I would have said that, but it's not what I consider pedophilia as we heard about it. It was 23-17, that's it. It's the fact that he was a teacher, that's illegal in there. I wouldn't be able to do it with a guy who...

Let's say a PM who's been doing this for a long time, who's been working and isn't in there anymore. Maybe, but it's really... But who does that mean? Reinserted. Well, I'm... Yes, and at the same time, at least they tell me, you wouldn't receive a guy who did a rape, but a guy who

killed. And then again, there... Killed? Yeah, but it's not... I wouldn't receive any kind of killer. The guys I received who killed were either criminals, either psychos, either a headshot. I wouldn't receive a guy who killed eight women for fun. I wouldn't be at ease.

And a pedophile, one day, he's a guy... Yeah, but it's not my fault, you're so beautiful. And then I jump off the table and I smash them. On the duck! On the duck! The duck! I'm going to draw the little duck, it's hard to say. But you know, that's it.

Do you remember the movie Boogie Nights? Yes, so much. You know, that scene. You know, the producer... Not you. No, well... The producer... no... It's not worse! The guy who provided the money, he got caught in a business... How do you call it?

The general. He says, I didn't do anything, I didn't do anything. Then when he admits, he goes, Oh no, but they're so beautiful. And then that sentence, it's like it hurts. It happened a couple of years ago, I don't know, 10 or 12 years ago, and there was a guy who had been left

because a father who had been left, he was a bus driver who had attacked a child and he got caught and went to the family. He told the father, It's not my fault, you're too handsome. And the father was like,

You're a bitch. I wrote that down in his life. He was accused and finally the father was declared innocent. It's crazy. Where's the limit? You attacked my child, I can't stand you killing me. You come to our house, you tell me it's not my fault, you're too handsome. The guy is really not good with what is acceptable and what is not.

He's not good with his hands either apparently. Yeah, that's it. It's not cool what I did. I'm going to apologize. Tab, you're not even apologizing. I apologize but at the same time Chris, your guy has a nice ass for 8 years. I'm like, fuck! You think the best way for a pedophile to apologize is with a gun in his mouth? For real, it's a suicide note, you know. I'm apologizing.

Now you can put your little sentence, your son is too handsome. Maybe he'd like that. A big guy like that, He would be like, Your son is too handsome. Damn. I would have liked to participate in this gag. Maybe you thought the little guy was B.B. Hitler.

That's why he was laughing. That was a.B. Hitler and that's why he's here. Oh, yeah. That was a callback. Yeah. So, no pedophiles. No pedophiles. But it's just a case by case. It's really... René Angelil, for example. That's necrophilia.

Yeah, yeah, no. No, no, but it really depends. I can't say a pedophilist. Let's say there's a guy who was found guilty in the 80s, and here he went, or was chemically castrated, and he's like, man, I didn't want to, and that's a disease. And he's been doing it for 25 years, and depending on his speech, maybe I would be open to it, because Christ, I mean, it exists, it's there. So it's really...

Jeff Harrison, let's say. Because he was just making videos. Honestly, maybe. It's weird when you say that. I said just videos. It's terrible, I'm sorry. Are you preparing your defense? No, it was just videos. No, but it's like I said, it's just case by case.

Maybe not him because he was media-tized, and he would do it for the right reasons. And that's why now with my entourage... It would be funny if he did that because he's dying of a comeback. A comeback? He'll pass me by, oh speaker, he'll turn around and make a burdock. I'm sorry. But when you were talking earlier, when I was introducing myself,

you said Le Parloir. Le Parloir is a TVA show. Yes, it's because Félix Heguin, you know him. In fact, Félix Heguin wrote the book on the life of Montboucher called Le Parloir. The reason why I didn't call my show, it was like that, I wanted to call it. When I typed Le Parloir, I said, oh Chris, there's a book.

I called it Au Parloir. A book, a podcast, we're pretty far away. Then TBA bought the channel where it was like the others, maybe. Me and company. Then they made the channel Témoins, which is a true crime channel. Then Le Parloir, because they kept the name of the book, they approached it. Then there's Victoria Charlton on it, among others. Mr.-Quatre, the name escapes me, Claude Poirier. Claude Poirier is still on TV. He's still on TV. I'm actually receiving him, that's a relief.

He must have some stories. Yes, really, really, really. So you know, there are several people who are on this show. I was warned, and I talked to the producer. I said, oh yeah, I heard a little bit about something on the internet. I was like, man, yesterday I met someone who works on your show and that person was avoiding me like a piece of cake. So clearly you have more to say than talk.

But you know, pff, back to that. Hey, but Cloud Porree, I'm sure he would say yes in addition because it's a... I think he wanted to get into the podcast world. But maybe, you know, with that, it's a little bit of a podcast but not so much because there are like topics, each person. It's not one-on-one like me. It happens, but it's like, you go meet someone, and they have a two-hour discussion with them, and they edit it for 15 minutes. If I have a discussion with someone who told his story for two hours,

well, we have it for two hours. If I cut something, it's at the request of the audience. How do you book your world? I'm overwhelmed. criminal for two hours. If I cut something, it's because I'm asking for it. How do you book your world? I'm overwhelmed. People write to me, oh, it's completely crazy. They write to you, hey, I'm a criminal. No, no, but... But they write to you, like...

And since you've done so much, you have to do it like, well, he's not a criminal enough. It has to be like... Well, actually, now I have an ad joint that makes me feel like a tramp, because I fall in love with humans quickly. I talk to you on the phone twice, I'm like, it's not that interesting, but you look like a fun,

yes, I receive you, and sometimes I'm a little disappointed. So now she... I'm 100, the limit, 120. 120. T1. He goes until he's 21. But, you know, with my adjoint and her, you know, when people write to me, Hey, I'd like to come to the podcast,

like, give me the big lines of your parkour. And then, you know, if I see that it can be something interesting, I ask for his number. And then my adjoint contacts them. And she makes me a summary, and with one star, 2 stars, 3 stars, 4 stars. I think I have an idea. We do auditions for Audé, but these are auditions for the parlor. It would be good. Exclusive Patrion.

You do it like the voice. The world is laughing first because we're afraid of being strangled. The worst thing is that sometimes, it's not... That's what I'm trying to tell people. It's not because my adjoining is going to be called. I'm shooting 52 weeks in a year, I'm shooting 52 per year. So I have at least 181 on my list right now. But it's just that if someone came with a similar story to mine, I don't want to repeat the stories too much.

So I try to go a little bit further. That's weird. You have to do it. I have one that you and his wife... The clichés there... What I say to people is that, you're a Salist. You're a Salist, but... And it's good lists.

It's not like I'm a Salist. It's a Salist. But you know... And it's good lists. It's a bit less than two years. But no, that's it. I know I have people. Sometimes I called up... I had people who were there for a year. Sometimes I go through them again. You know, there's someone who's going to call me up, who's going to write me. I'm like, oh, man, that's awkward. Hey, you have to book this person.

You know, I don't know if it's going to happen. But you know, I got the number of Dave Elton last week. Oh yeah? Hey, but you said you didn't want to be a potential. Well, to happen, but I got the number from Dave Elton last week. Oh yeah? Hey, you said you didn't want to be a potential. Well, that's it. I have his number. He didn't say we were going to receive it, but that's it. Is there anyone who you remember after a year and who got beaten up by that time? It didn't happen to me.

There are people who we weren't able to get together. There are people who came that I wasn't able to talk to. So there are people like that. Hey, did you have to put it in the map because they snitched without wanting to? No, because we'll send it back later. And there are names that have been cut. It happened several times that we were like, hey Chris, when I say that, you'll take it away. So no, because there's no snitching.

What I like is that people come and tell their stories. And there are some people who have a little too much detail about the murder that had taken place. And I'm like, we don't need to... Because that's not the point. It's your story, your journey. You took it off because it was too much. Well, a little bit. A guy who gets killed, a girl, it's tiring. Earlier I imagined 51 seconds without breathing.

I was like... But no, it's that. It's going to be all over the place. We're going it's... it's going to... you know, all the way on the other side, we're... of everything. I'm trying to go far. I'm trying to... you know, I'm working to have a police officer, I want to have a retired judge, an agent of the correctional services, an agent who did the infiltration, you know, I'm working on all of that. I'm trying to go a little further. Someone who did undercover... I have two, actually, on which I'm working right now.

They're going to have to blur their faces. There's one that even everyone talks about. Oh yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And just a little bit of that, you'll listen to the podcast next time. Because I would be scared of that. Let's say you're a policeman and your job is to pretend to be a street gang or whatever. When you retire and everything, let's say if he was to be a street gang or whatever. When you retire and all of them, let's say there are 28 in the street gang and 26 in prison...

I think that in general they will often testify. They will take him to court and all that. But it's more like... Recently I have a... I have a written statement. So maybe he will be... He will snitch, it's his job. Yeah, but he doesn't want to... Because it's someone who's often been moved on another name or something. Often the small town where he lives, people don't know who that guy is who has spilled half of the rock machine.

I found it funny, you know, the movie Goodfellas, it's Henry Hill, I think, the name of the guy, the character Ray Liotta. At the end of the film, and it's a true story, he goes to witness protection. But he, in life, he liked it too much, so he moved to New York and he did the Howard Stern show. He was invited to Howard Stern and I was like, Chris, Depp a bastard! You're a fool, everybody! It was a teenager in the United States who had exposed a murder of the MS-13, a very violent gang. And Amane was in a motel room, and Amane was like, I'm bored!

And she called her friends to party, and the word went through, and she went down. Just because she and she called her friends to party. And the word went through and she went down. Just because she was bored of her chum gang. It's like Chris Panzi before you go too far. Hey, I have a good question, Cédric. Someone said, have you ever felt that you were being bullied by a guest to make yourself look cooler or to be irresponsible for his crime? Yes.

It happened, right? Three podcasts that I never released. You never released because of that? Not necessarily because of the bullshit, but I already felt it. Do you exaggerate in the sense that... Because what happened is that... I'm not guilty. No, no, no. It didn't happen.

I challenged him on business. My job is to listen to you. I listen to you and he was a guy who... The bulk of his story happened in the neighborhood where I grew up. He was counting the things and I was like, wait, when you say that... There were a lot of things that didn't make sense. I was like, no. Others were like, you're going to tell everything I'm going to tell you.

It's been two hours and he was like, I'm still waiting for something. In general, the world that says you're going to fall, you never fall. That's pretty much it. There are a lot of girls who have heard that in their lives. You're going to fall, my beautiful. You're going to fall often, followed by... It's the first time it happens to me. You've never seen a little penis in your hand.

I had a guy who told me that I was going to do something, I don't remember where. He said, are you beautiful in the room? And I said, you won't create that. You're gonna fuck. It's effective. And then I did... Let's say it was in 2018. And I was like... I started to make humor in 1993. You had a couple. When we were in the same age, 25 years, I did that.

I don't think I'm gonna fuck. If you... No, you're gonna fuck. And then all along, I was like, I'm not gonna fuck. But do you have one thing to fuck? No, it's a room. I don't know if the mic is in gold. It was the stage in African wood. It's not a wood stage, it's hands that slip you.

There are two cadavres in front of the stage, you're going to do it! It was just right. I had said, I had gonna kill them! No, it was just okay, but I was like... And I was saying, I was like, hey, for real... If someone asks me if I'm cool in the room, I'll say yes. It's cool. Is it still in your plans, if you die, to do a stage play and get you to go under the stage? I don't know. It seems...

You have to give me that. Yeah, for a while, because I was like you. I really liked stand-up in my life. And I was like, hey, I want to be in a stage when I die. And then I realized, it's just going to be weird for the people who do shows. Instead of doing, hey, it's hot, Mike is here, it's going to be like, huh, it's weird. And when it doesn't work, they're gonna make H2, Mike's ghost. And he doesn't pull himself out.

Every time you kick the scene, there's a little dust that comes up. Plus, you get in the mess 1 or 2, you don't get in the mess 2, there's a lot of trouble in there. So I think when I'm gonna die, I'm just just... I don't have a plan. I'll just... I'm so mad at people that I'm like, I'm gonna die in my own shoes. I'm gonna die in my own shoes. I'm dead. What do you want me to do?

I'd like to do a last joke with my shoes. I need my present. I'm dead. Do what you want. Go to the bathroom. Alright, let's see. Hey! It's not illegal! Imagine the guy, for example... You're gonna fall, Mike. I'm gonna fall on my ass.

He's the one who made the last episode of the high-speed radio. Imagine, for example, if someone does this and he's defending you. No, he said it! He said he wouldn't bother you. Call the police, and tell them to stop bothering you. Come and fuck my ass while I'm dead.

No, I don't want to. But, for real, don't fuck me when I die. Just... I can be incinerated, I can be... I don't care, I don't care, but I don't want to be fucked. I don't know, I'm thinking, a big nymph would do less harm than not being on fire. Well, I don't want to know. I don't want neither one nor the other. If you give us the choice... Burn me with a big nymph.! No, but we'll do both!

Why did we go there? I don't know, it's still a bit out of place. It's a bit out of place, huh? Maybe the condoms were a bit on fire. No, but when you're going to die, I don't know. I come from Quebec, and my father, I think, the family had bought lots of land, well, not lots of land, well, not land, but, you know, in Sumatra.

But I don't like to be buried in Quebec, you know, since, you know, it would be weird, you know, my blonde is here, I don't want her to do that. Two hours from my road. Because you know you're going to die before your blonde. It's clear, it's clear, clear, clear. But your cell hasn't rang yet, I told you. Yeah, no, I know, clear, clear. Your cell didn't ring yet, did it? Yeah, I know. It's not worse.

And the battery. We're going to lose it. It's already on the scene. But I have one of my friends who is sick and she talks to me a lot about death. And it's the first time in my life that I don't think about... Before, I was like, all the time, when I'm going to die, I want this, that, that. And now, I feel like I'm missing Alice. When I die... I'm always crazy about death until I become a dad. Ah, that's it.

How old are your children? They're 11, I have two twins. So you have to be like, you have to I must offer you until they are big and independent. Honestly, it's a motivation to stay. In fact, when I started training, it was my daughters who motivated me. Because if I was a little chubby at 33 and my daughters played in the park, I would play with them. It was my motivation. At 37, and my daughters played in the park, and I had the opportunity to play with them. It was my motivation.

I think I need to be in shape, but I need to take care of them. It's just like saying that the pain that it will cause to my children can be there. Death is making me stressed. I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid of hurting my children. But become a father, It makes me weak. So if my mom makes me kids, I lose weight. That's a good deal! It's kind of a threat.

If you want me to lose weight, throw the ball at him. Maybe it works. Because I don't have kids. You don't have kids child, you don't have a child. I have two. Chuck doesn't have a child. Chuck doesn't have a child.

Michel has a child. You're the one who kicked Michel out. Michel has a child, Yann has two. If he has a child, Yann has to leave the house. So he can go. Check, my daughter has 18 tables, I'm going to drop the gym, but it's not in crisis. Chuck, do you have any questions? Yes, absolutely. I have one for you two. Charles and Cédric, what advice would you give for a first gung show and a first number in life?

Don't make your first number a gung show. Good answer. There's a lot of people who come to see me and say, hey, I want to make fun of it, I'll sign up for the gong show. Because every time I do, well no. It's the worst thing to do for the show because it makes beautiful moments. Well yes, but it makes a beautiful moment, as it's fun to see someone fall and scratch a jacket. Exactly. It's not... It's funny on TikTok fun to see someone fall and scratch a jacket. Exactly! It's not...

It's fun on TikTok, but in life... It hurts. The best advice... Honestly, to be honest, first of all, talk about yourself. You're the best person you know. Second option, go fuck yourself in an open mic cut, test, re-create, rework, and then after that, you have a good 5 minutes, cut the two pairs and come to the gong show for 3 minutes,

and then come to be insulted by Charles. The problem in life is that it's made it easier to book at the gong show than in open-match call-ins. It's made it 6 months waiting for comedians to try to make a 5 minutes. It's terrible, really. I have so much respect for the world that is starting right now. It's fucking tough. You know, I was just at the school of humor,

I used to pay my rent by making 15 to 125 in the evening in the region. Now it's even more so. You have like 4 to 5 years of experience before playing jockey. It's really cool for the young people. I have so much respect for them that I'm happy that the gong show helps them a little in visibility. And that they were able to earn a little more money. That's cool. Yeah, absolutely! Belle France! You know, it looks like... But yeah, that's it. I think the first time you get to see yourself,

and it's not just for the gong show, you have to wait to be ready. So go fuck yourself. The thing is, when the gong show started, I was very close to Frank Grenier because that's how I started, he was working for Frank at the time. And the first time he told me when the guys left was,

don't go there. The guys went to a show to fuck with open micers. And the fact that he told me that, I thought, my goal is to get so solid that the guys won't have anything to shit on me. And that's what happened. It wasn't even filmed at the time, the first time I did it. And it was post-pandemic. I started getting out of open mics with the pandemic.

I went back into open mics when we came back. You had trouble making open mics because even Rashid wanted to do open mics. Did you? Did you start? I don't know why Rashid had to... I could have said you. But it was so hard. Everyone wanted to play everywhere. Charles wanted to make open mics and Cédric wanted to make open mics. We're getting close to each other. But you started before the pandemic.

Yes, I started before the pandemic. And the week it broke, the month that was coming, that was the first time I was looking at that word. I was like, if all my memory looked like that, I could live with it. I went to Gatineau, I went to Quebec. It was the first time I had month that I had some great gigs. And then everything went down. And then you see, my return, post-pandemic, I did the gong show, it was Sam Lemieux who was the judge I invited.

And Sam booked me for a night at the Saguenay. I hit it off. The Saguenay went back with him and Val Beldil. And I wanted to let go and I was like, man, I got pissed off for like three years, I spent a lot of to do open mics, but then I started over, it didn't work. They were so mad at me for five hours, five hours later, I came back and did the gong show every month, I worked and wrote like a crazy man. My reconciliation with humor was the gong show.

And when... Excuse me, I'm starting. You were so hungry that you thought you were going to get a slap. But... You, as humorist, it's really the gong show that made you go crazy. 100% 100% Before my podcast, people recognized me in Cuba because of the gong show. I was like, damn, I'm going in Cuba for the Gong Show. I was like, damn, I'm gonna be recognized because of that?

And nobody recognized me because of the Gong Show. You saved yourself in a ticket because of the speaker. But there's a guy from Gatineau that I don't remember his name. He saved himself in a ticket by giving his brother his driver's license. Because he didn't have a driver's license. And the policeman said, I recognize you from the Gong Show. It's not you. Oh, yeah, I thought so.

He stopped himself. No license. I think he was under the order of others. I recognize you from Gang Show, it's not you! Oh, I thought so! He tried to stop you! No permit! I think he was under a warrant or something, but he came with his brother's permit because he was under a warrant and he recognized him. But yeah, it gave me a kick, it gave me the desire to do the show, and it's so much fun,

and they made me do a lot of crap. I don't do characters, I'm a stand-up guy, but at Gang Show, I came to do a character, and that's why I found guy. But at the Gang Show, I came to do a character. That's why I found myself in chess at the Soda Club when you were a judge. It's because of this character. It's a laboratory, that's what I find cool. It made me renew with that. It made me write a lot of new stuff.

Today, I'm doing my show here. It would have happened without the Gang Show, without the sub-election and without all of that. Without all of that and I love you all. Permanently. Yes, other question. Yes, absolutely. It's often come back for Charles, the most beautiful baby of the Gong Show. The most beautiful baby? The most beautiful baby of the Gong Show.

Can you name a couple? There are a lot of them but I have a professional and friendly kick with Alex Harrison. 100% I'm amazed that this guy is a genius. He's not a game, he looks like a full-time speech actor. I don't know Alex Harrison. That's the problem. He doesn't want to find...

He has dreads up to his knees. It's a baby, but... I was like, I'll give you the mess. You have an hour to do in two months, and he wrote a stand-up banner, he did it twice. He sold it out in 24 hours. He worked in a cafe, he did my first part, and I think he did one show per week. He smokes a little bit of pot.

He smokes a little bit of weed. A little bit. Not more than a yellow spark. So, it's because of names. So he's the reason why. It's the weed that makes... No, I think it's just... It's a free spirit. He likes to do art and he doesn't see it as a career possibility. He just likes to do his stuff from time to time. I push him in the ass and one day, we'll see more of him.

I'll present him a prize to the Olivier. I often bring him to the first game. I try to him in the first game. I try to make him in the first game. It's a nice little baby. The fun is that as much as he can go weird, he can go trash, he has an incredible humorous intelligence. How much material do you have?

I'm running my hour. My first show is called Sympathique. I've been running since September. 1 hour and 10, approximately, without crowd work. I'm always running around 1 hour and a quarter to one and a half, depending on the crowd. I'm having fun. It's like my first six years of humor that I managed to find a direct line. I closed it a little with the podcast because it's something I missed.

It's like the Christian Huchot, everyone comes to see me because of the podcast, but I didn't talk about it. I'm working, but I want to immediately... Since it's six years of material, there are things that I've done for six years. podcast, mais j'en parlais pas. Fait que là, je travaille, mais je veux tout de suite... Tu sais, vu que c'est six ans de matériel que je suis déjà... Il y a des affaires que ça fait six ans que je les fais. Fait que là, je suis déjà en train de travailler sur le deuxième, que je veux pousser un peu plus. Celui-là, je m'amuse, j'ai du fun. Les gens veulent me découvrir parce que beaucoup de gens me connaissent à cause du gong show, mais plus à cause du podcast. Fait que le monde ne me connaissent pas comme humoriste,

mais ça les intéresse. Fait que c know me as a comedian, but they're interested. It's a good way because I talk a lot about myself in this show. So people will discover me as a comedian. As soon as I started, I had a more absurd number. I touch on everything that's fun. If you were looking for yourself, let's say the first six years, you don't really know your team. You write a number...

My character at the beginning was very drab. I would arrive and say, hi, I was talking about my name. I was like, I don't have fun. When it doesn't work and you have this vibe, it's a long time ago. Five minutes, it doesn't work. I would have 10 more to do and do and nobody would be on that character. At the beginning you had a vibe, a bit like John O'Day. Did you meet him before? No, I wrote him. There are 8 Facebook accounts.

I think there are more things to do in the parlor than to come back to John O'Day's listen. John O'Day in the parlor, I think it's that name. I tried, but there are 8 Facebook accounts. I wrote 8 Facebook accounts. I liked the feedback, I tried it. But it was very smooth, and one year I thought to myself, I'm going to try to get out of it, I wrote an anecdote, I realized I like it, it's good, but I said, I'm not an anecdote guy, I keep it good in the show, I'm still having fun doing it. So there I really found myself more on what I want to do, so that's why I'm going to put energy on a second,

and work more on a show, not linear, but in the sense that there's a guideline. Instead of having a show that's just like, we created a guideline with what I had, instead of starting from point A and I know where I'm going at the end, and it follows. And let's say the world of your generation, do you call yourself Charles? Do you see the world as Asti, you as your guru? No, no, no. We have better standards than that.

For me, it's important that the reason why the gong show works is that I consider everyone who does the gong show as my egos. There are people around me that I hate and that I laugh with. There are people with whom I do shows and have fun with. It becomes friends and it becomes friends and colleagues. It's not like anyone who does this job has so much respect for him, that even if it's four things in the box, I have so much respect for him, that someone who's been doing this for 40 years. It's weird because you say that there's still my generation, on the age side, we're the same generation, but I'm from the generation

that stands up to new things. I'm really on it. It's the number of years in the industry. Like Bellefeuille, who is about my age, but who started 10 years after me. You're not the same generation. I find it cool, because I never coached young people in their twenties. I'm not a guy who wants to hold people in their twenties, normally. But coaching young people in this generation, I learned a lot about the new generation, you know, in age, I think, and I find that

super interesting. But, you know, I always wrote alone, except, as I said, with Frank, I followed the workshops, but he didn't write for me, we worked, and otherwise I always wrote alone. But now I'm starting, you know, it's been a while since I worked with Guillaume Boldoc, among other things, I use it as a scripted, you know, it brings

other things, sometimes just to get you out of the way. But for me it's important to write my own stuff. Like Charles, we were backstage together for the show Charles, here, Chouchou. And to me, Alex, and him. Alex got an idea of a gag I did last week and he brought it. And we told Charles and he found one.

So that's what we wrote. That's the little name I gave to my wife. Oh, that was terrible. The oyster. No, it's good Chris. I made it four times. It's wrong, but fucking good. That's terrible in the wrong way. It's wrong. In the red oven. I made it burn. I say that the little name I gave to my wife is my little oyster because inside it's a stone

and every time I want to eat it, I have to open it hard to make a little knife. Charles found the end of the pearl. I found the end of the cute. Alex brought 8, he the pearl, I the little knife. You know, it makes a good... That's what I like about my show. I think it's long to make the road alone. And to do a show alone is long, to do it alone on stage. So I do a headline party that I animate.

I do 15 minutes at the beginning, then I have a first game that's 10 minutes. I do another 10 minutes, then another 10 minutes, then another 10 minutes, then another 10 minutes. Then I get on board for half an hour and 45 minutes. So I think it's more fun. What's cool is that the people who come to see this show, they come to see Charles because they know Charles from the Gong Show, and the other three. We are big names from the Gong Show. He's Alex Harrison and Maud Desiraux, we love them too.

We have a lot of fun. Sometimes we change, I have dates. Maybe we'll do it. Yeah, we'll do it. We'll do it! If you let yourself be taken off, you'll come and make sure we do it. He's a real pro. He's a pro. You're so dumb. If the bastard lets you take off, you'll come and do a shirk with us. Absolutely. It's a double question. For Cédric, have you ever received a computer hacker? That would be interesting.

Second question for Charles. If you were a criminal, what crime would you like to be recognized for? Grosier indecency. Just to answer, no, but it would be fucking interesting. If you have a heart that's been stopped, write me. Write Vezir with his Facebook account. I'm not kidding! That's funny! Before you answer that, I got hacked two weeks ago

on my TikTok account and I was asked to get a ransom to get it back. Oh, get this guy back! He's in Turkey, he's a piece of shit, and he's not so happy with the joseph. I didn't get hacked, but the fake Facebook accounts, the fake people who pretend to be Guy Lepage,

I have like three of them that are pretend to be Guy Lepage, I have like three that pretend to be me. I have one. Usually when you're asked to go for you, they have like a thousand followers, two thousand followers. I have one. My friend wrote to me, she said, hey, there's a guy who pretends to be you, and he had 280,000 followers. That's more than you. No, no, but you know, it's still... You're insulting yourself, you bastard! But you know, I did, you bastard!

Chris, it must be all robots. But I did, is that right? And you know, it was so bad. You could see that it was like, hey, hello, hello... Have you ever thought about investing in bitcoins? No, but it was like, hello, we can talk. You know, why would I write to someone, hello, we can talk. You know, it was very... a French... French...

Why are you so old? No fault. That's why I find it weird. What? No. I find it weird. You know No. I find it weird. You know, the people who are being scammed by Quebec accounts. It's very, very French international. I remember there was a fake account from Africa who spoke to me and I was like,

Oh, if he... I was curious. I was like, he's going to ask me for money and I was like, I was with him for six months and he never asked me for money. I was like, Chris, how how can he think I'm poor? After all that talking! He's making too many mistakes. But the worst part is that I didn't understand one thing, and the others will start doing it. They could just go on ChatGPT and write it in Quebec.

That's what they did. They got accounts, TikTok accounts that have good following, they steal them, and if you want to get your account back, they do it. How did they ask you? They asked me for 10,000 coins, not dollars, 10,000 coins as a TikTok gift. The guy steals your TikTok and says, I'm going to do a TikTok live, so you have to take someone you know who has a TikTok account, go on my live and give me 10,000 gifts, which is about 280 Canadian dollars. I googled it right away and they said, no, they're not going to give you your account back.

They're just going to ask for more cash. So we immediately changed all the passwords. They had already managed to get my Instagram, but we saved Facebook anyway. And finally, it took like two weeks with TikTok and I managed to get it back. Because someone I knew who had a contact at TikTok Canada, otherwise I would to get it back because someone I knew had a contact with TikTok Canada, otherwise I would have lost it. Because when you want to get it back, you ask, in which year did you create your TikTok account, in which month, in which city, with which type of phone?

Big, I didn't even know if I ate meat or if I wrote. Proteins. Oh, among others. Me and Desjardins... You know me better than I do. Desjardins asked me for a credit card. I received it. My credit card didn't work.

I called them. What was your IP? I never used a credit card. They said, just to be sure, it's you. What was the last purchase you made? I said, I never use one. I don't know. What was the last purchase you made? I never use it, so I don't know. What was the amount? Chris, if I don't know what I bought, I'm not a Rain Man.

Hydro-Québec made me the same deal. One of my blocks, I made Renaults, so I said, hey, I want to put the account in my name while we do the Renaults, so that it's not the old tenant who pays. They asked me what the amount of the last account was, and I said, it was the tenant. I don't know. But the last account at that address. It's're the tenant, I'm telling you. I don't know. Oh yeah? Yeah, but the last account is at that address. It's not me and Chris. The block took me away. I think the system is broken.

No, but I had to send the notary's proof that I was the owner. I was like, damn it, I just want to pay you. It's like Chris, I don't want you to pay me. I want to give you money, but it's complicated. I have a taste for doing fuck you, but... How much do you have. How many doors do you have? How many doors? I have too many plexus doors.

Are you Pierre-Charles? Is that his name? PC Joliqueur. No, he didn't exist. Yes, he existed. No, no, no. I'm at my bank. I know it will surprise a lot of people, but I was an old building agent. From 23 to 28 years old, I've been to a lot of places.

Did you have tattoos? No, no, no, no. I was... Wait, do you want to laugh? I'll give you 30 seconds. The best part of the podcast. While you're at it, Charles, what crime would you do, or would you be recognized for what crime? I'd like to do a kind of... TABARNAG! CUNYAAAA!

Wait, show that to the camera. We'll put it on Patreon, it doesn't make sense. Yeah, don't move, don't move. It's shocking when you're in Tabarnak. Tabarnak. Hey, Kyrgis. I swear you've seen my Tabarnak gang. You look like Dane Cook!

I'm just saying, you look older on that! But you look like Dane Cook... I knew I wasn't expecting that! I would want a big company! You would want big companies? Yeah, I would want a big company! Okay! Like Robin Desbos style!

Oh, okay, okay! Not like... You would be like a hacker? I don't know how, I feel like it's harder now, but I would be... Like the guy who killed the insurance guy... Luigi Mangione? I would lose all his money, I would steal his bitcoins, nice guy. Go to the rich to give to the poor. I maintain gross income.

I'm not a putic in life. Would you steal bitcoins from Luigi? No, from the insurance guy. Ok. It would have been sick if you just stole bitcoins. You could have paid a McDonald's, like Lucie would have done in Retro McDonald's. You're a real holist. I don't think there was any bitcoin.

If you work in a pharmaceutical company, there should be more corporate placement standards. But now everyone has their own standpoints in the rich people, right? But I don't know if... You're talking about the PDG, right? I don't know if... I have the impression that they have more money in stock than... I would steal a rich person more than a big boss. That's what they're offering me.

Robin Desbours. You're good at sticking. Robin Desbours is sticking. I imagine. Next question. Cédric, there are a people come back on an episode that was removed because the guest lied. Is that what happened? That's right. I never had concrete proof. It's just that everything pointed in the direction of the fact that yes, because the crime that... In fact, he committed a crime. All the story he told us is true, but he was a minor at that time. It's just that he lied about the victim. And I think that if he hadn't...

It's a lot more trash when we know the true story, but I think that if he hadn't lied about the victim, I would have kept it the same. But the fact that he came... And then, you know, I have the mother of the victim, and a lot of people who made me like, Chris, you left him, that's not it, that's it, that's it, that's it. You know, it happens sometimes, people go, hey, Christ, but when you have two, you know? But when you have 25, 30, 50, and then you're like, no, it's my daughter, and they say, oh, okay, we...

So I just... I can't have the evidence by doing research, because he was a miner. I just want you to talk about the guy with the scarves. It's my favorite episode. Yeah, okay. Because... It's cliché, but... It's cliché, but... It's true, I talked about it this week.

It's a guy who did niaises when he was young, he got out of prison, he went to the fashion company, but... He's so a little bit of a rock-on-gexter that he paid a rapper to do... Hey, do me a tune on me! And the tune is found on the internet! In fact, I think there are three or four tunes. And the tune is now available on the internet. Actually, I think there are 3 or 4 tunes. He's a very good customer. He did a lot of things. What's his name?

How did people YouTube the tune? It made me happy to hear that tune. It's so funny. We talked this week. Ahhhhhhh. I have a blank. Is it a tune? What was he doing with his slippers?

He went out with his slippers What did he do with his When he was young, he fell into a conso, he made a bank robbery, they caught him, he went back to 18 when he came out of prison. Outside, in the street, he was nothing, in prison, he had a reputation, he had a run of alcohol in prison, he was doing his alcohol, and he had a run. He was like someone from 18 to 23. He was trained as an adult, as a man. He was drinking like in the bathroom.

I don't remember, but I remember that. There were guys who did it for him. He had a traffic of alcohol, and he was the one who handled it. When the one who was going to be released, he split up. He got in at 18, he got in at 23, he's been there for 5 years, he built a reputation and all that. He says, in the street, I'm a drug addict that nobody knows. And in prison, your clothes are chosen, your meals are... No, no, but you know...

It's hard to get out of your out of doing the best 20 toilets. You get to that point, you're like, no, no, no! There's no better daddy than mine. I'm the father of the Tartar Gage. I'm sure I'm filtering with clean straws, always. But it will come, and it's funny what you say, because that's true. We often think of guys who come out of great pain and do a lot of harm, they reintegrate into society.

But when it's been 15 years since you decided what you were doing to eat, that you didn't pay a single bill, that you didn't manage anything, you're a child in the maternal. Then you come and there are guys who counted on me, they said I was out in transition and I paid paying guys to go to the street. Because they thought that cars would come too fast. It's been 15 years since you've seen a car drive. It's going to be a car in 15 years.

Just in 15 years, someone comes out and he doesn't know what a chat is. He's lucky in Tabarnak. Next question actually. For... Yeah, Charles, did you know that there's an excerpt of the gun that was used in a race against one of the participants? Ah! What the fuck, that's pretty cool! I don't know, it's...

He's a good guest! He was even accused. I don't have any other details. That's just it, I wanted to know if you had more details about that. Yo, we'll check on the Reddit after. Solid! Who is it? Are you saying? I'm not saying.

Christ! After you! There are lots of ideas of criminals or people who that you might want to talk about. Did you think of him? Did you think of him? But you talked about receiving Mr. Poirier, who could be a good guest. Are there other good guests who talk about the crime you would like to receive? There are, but if I were to name names... As I said earlier, a retired judge, someone who did the infiltration. Right now, I'm talking to a member of the Hells Angels that I saw in a report

that talked about a guy who was arrested during Operation Shark. So, guys like that... Could you have a blood and a quip and a rock-paper-scissors? If you're the one who's the referee ref, I'm down. My goal is to put on the reinsertion, the rehabilitation. No matter who it was that marked, or who marked the... Let's say Denis Lorty, that would be completely crazy. I would like to know Denis Lorty, among others. Are you still in jail?

No, he's been out of jail for a long time. Carla, in Molca, she lives not far from your home, she's in Chateaugui. I'm going to make an annual. There's nothing to do, thank you, find the next one. There's one left to say. Oh, stay there! She had died a couple of years ago because she was a volunteer at the primary school in Chateauguay and someone recognized her. You're going to tell us which one. It would be a quran, but to what extent would she accept to open up? I think she's still playing the card.

I'm a victim in there. I convinced my sister to follow us, but I don't have a relationship. Honestly, anyone who wants to do it for good reasons has a place in the starting line-up. Steve White, the guy from... Steve White, sorry. Hey, it was long, I'm sorry. You can google Steve White on YouTube, but there are tons of them. He's a very good artist, a psychedelic artist who made tons of them.

Tons of them are good. You said Dave Elton, do you think about him? It's because someone approached me, I got his number. From the Elton Clan? It's because I recently received someone who was close to the Elton Clan during the years. Michel Labonté, who was a kickboxing champion around the world, he came to the podcast and we talked those years. Michel Labonté, who was a kickboxing champion around the world, came to our podcast and we talked a lot about Hilton brothers.

What I find interesting about the Hilton family is that all of them had the path to become... There was one who signed with Don King, who didn't become a millionaire, but alcohol ruined their lives. You see, it worked for them. They have violent alcohol that's a bit violent. So that's what's left of their lives. I have the funny alcohol. They find themselves funny, but...

But no, that's it. That's the side of the trial with his daughters. They found you guilty, and that's when I was like, huh? And Michel, when he talked to me, he said, he's still mad at you, and he said, I was like, huh? And Michel, when he talked to me, he said, he still meets you, and he said, I don't want to talk about it. Because I was like, no, but it's not that, you're like, if you want us to stay, I don't want to hear you talk.

But I might be in it to have his brother. There was a documentary on, I don't remember the name, are there more? It's Matthew. Matthew, that's it, it's Matthew. There was a reporter. There's Alex, Matthew, and David. And I think it's Matthew who had something behind it. But those guys, that's Matthew, David. I think Matthew had something behind him.

But these guys, it was the drink, the battle. They were already in a Dunkin' Donuts, hold up a Dunkin' Donuts, and then like 15 cops in there. They were just under-thrown, and we're going to buy other goods. But it's a story. And they were famous when they did it.

He was famous and he was good. He had talent. Imagine a witness coming with a gun in front of the police and saying, You're a bastard. I would like... The story with Stéphane Ouellet was so big. I was talking about it with someone in the 30s. Scarrella was a f**k-all. I didn't know who I was talking about. I was like, no, no, it was big, but that's it. If there wasn't a trial with these girls, I'd never...

So that's why I'm here. But I put it in a little bit, I'll show you the end of my adjunct, I'm like, call him, I'll see what his speech is about that, and we'll see. Atchoo, at your wish. Well, Chuck, what's left of that? I would have a last question for Charles. Do the different numbers, the 2 and a half years of Gong-Sho that you saw, did it help you in writing your numbers for your videos?

It's so motivating for young people to work. It's like when you're young, you don't have a barrier that you put on yourself, like, oh, I'm going to laugh at myself if I try to do it. You don't know what to do. There's so much creativity in Gong gang show, it's so motivating. You saw how a Rav Bibo or Tom Chikwan comes with an angle, you're like, maybe I should get inspired by that. No, that's theft.

No, it's not theft. I'm just talking about that. I think I found my style. It motivates me to work and to go beyond myself. I have my style that I like, and I find it inspiring to see other styles. But it's really more about seeing the effort they put into it, seeing the originality. It's in the corner, but at the Gang Show, I feel like we invented a new format. Before, the gala was 8 minutes, you had the headlines, but the 3 minutes didn't really exist before.

It's true. So it's a new format and I find it leaves a different creativity. And on that, just inspiring. But the Gang Show, moreover, that's it. It's the elite of open-micro. It's also the best. But the gong show is the elite of open micers. It's the best of open micers. Not always. Sadly not always. I found so much how to describe the gong show.

Humor is basketball. And the gong show is a gong contest. It's really that. We let you 3 minutes on stage. It may be incredible, but you're not capable of doing 1h an hour and a quarter, even if you're the best dunk in the world. Dunk contest with a little trampoline to help. With a little trampoline and some free-fall costumes. What I like about open-makers in general is that it becomes your job and when it becomes your job, you have less passion. While the others, it's just passion.

They're hungry. Often, talent is there. Sometimes, there's zero talent. They're not good. But there's passion. And there's nothing better than seeing someone who likes it. It's so beautiful. That's it, they're hungry.

It's so fun to see someone get upset when they're not good too. There are plenty of them, it's beautiful too. Someone who's they're not good. There are plenty of people who are good. Someone who is hungry and not good. It's beautiful. What I find beautiful is that there are several generations of humorous people in the brothel. You're in the older generation, Mike, I'm sorry to tell you that. It goes until after I'm young. It's true!

What I like is the perinity of humor. I hope that the next Mike, the next Louis-José Hood, will have started at the gong show. I would like it to be that, that it happens in the future in the world. It would make me very happy. What do you think if someone who started at the gong show won an Olivier in front of you? Well, it will happen.

That's the point. And a gala in front of you. Yes, of course. Next year, someone will win an Olivier. That's pretty good. That would be sick. Even Luke from the brothel, you gave him an Olivier.

So the owner of the Latin-pop quartet got an Olivier before me. That would be sick, for example, who wins an Olivier, he thanks you, but he's wrong in your name. Oh, but it's the song for that. Shut up, Chabert!

Of course! What happened this year? Oh, that's a Charles Beauchamp! Charles Deschamps! What happened this year? Oh, that's a cave. Someone did... The little son of Olivier Guimond, also called Olivier Guimond, he looks a little like me. He did the red carpet of the Olivier with his pregnant blonde. And the title was Charles Beauchamp and his pregnant blonde.

So I sent him a message, I was like, yo, Charles, your blonde is pregnant. And I was like, no, no, it's me, it's the photo on the car list. It's going well, my career! Your career is not as good as your hair cut. Hey, what's wrong with my hair cut? Hey, but before we start talking about that... You made him do it in Mercier.

Yes! I love it! I love my hair cut! We need to finish the podcast before we say something. In two weeks, it will be 10 years since the mess exists. I think it's so beautiful what happened here. As much as you listen to the show, as much as all the shows that happen here, the birth of the open mic. I think it's beautiful.

The Martin Festival. The Martin Petit Festival. You're fucking with the game mic. The Gunk Show, as much as all the shows that are happening here, the opening night, Chris Rousseau-Beau and... The Festival à Martin. The Festival à Martin Petit. You're fucking with your game-mates. But all of this is just because there are people like you who come to see shows here. Thank you to you all, that's all I wanted to say. Thank you very much. A big thank you especially to the employees. Honestly, it's thanks to all the employees that this business is running.

You are all cool except Guillaume Lampron. Here you go, Guillaume. Thank you, thank you, Mike. Really, sincerely. Thank you, thank you. Thank you all. Good evening. Thank you, Chuck. Thank you for being here. Thank you for being here. Thank you.