Mike Ward Sous Écoute - #528 - P-O Forget et Emile Khoury

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

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Good evening! Welcome to the under-eval. We have a big show for you. I talked to the guests upstairs and I was happy. Chuck is here. I would like to start by giving a round of applause. Chuck, good evening. Good evening everyone! Hello! Hello! I don't know what happened. I'm older than the comedians who come to podcasts in general. But everyone is making sleep apnea. Between the two shows, we spend our time talking about sleep apnea. That's just it. Now all the men in Quebec are having sleep apnea. So we breathe demineralized water every night. I showed you how much my brain was washing with sleep apnea.

Yesterday, I arrived home after my show and I went to bed. My blonde was in bed with her children. And then it didn't bother me to... I'm the same with dogs. When I'm not able to... Someone who sleeps, I don't sleep. So it didn't bother me to sleep on a corner of the bed. So I said, fuck off, I'm going to sleep in one of the beds,

the bed in the friend's room. I went into the friend's room, but I didn't have my sleeping mask on, and I was like, I might die. And I was scared, I stayed, I was scared. I woke up at 6am, and I went to my bed and I was like, Toss it! Toss it! That's why I slept in Saint-Isidre. I get up really early. But I slept for a long time and I was fine. I had my mask on. It's a real mental problem.

It's not even a real illness, I think. It's a big lie. I was wondering, you probably have a portable machine. No, I have the big machine. So when I go on a trip, I wear the flip-flops for 3 days in a row. Because I have to put on my big machine. That's what, me too. You don't have a laptop either.

I don't have a laptop, so I have to bring the big machine when I do the tour with the guy and I always have the big machine with me but I bring it because I can't get through it. I can't get through it. It's ridiculous, but indeed I think it's a... We're creating a cult around the SPAP it doesn't make sense, there are masks all night long,

there are masks, there are pipes, it gang is a cult, it's a cult. I'm bored of the good old days when we could just die in our sleep. It was fun. It didn't bother anyone. No, but it must be fun for the partners of the world. Like me, because I don't smoke anymore. So that must be cool for my blonde. It's for sure that your blonde must be cool.

Yes, we have a witness here, someone next to me who is very... He too has his mask. And he doesn't shave anymore. Not yet? Not yet, but it's okay. Carly, it looks like we're clear on the match. We can't even sleep together because he's roughing too much. Is that true?

Yeah. But I hope he'll have a meeting to have the machine soon. Okay. So he's... But is it really effective for roughing? Yeah, yeah. You know, you're not roughing anymore, but you're just going to hear a machine that makes air. So you're going to hear... Nonstop. Actually, he's afraid of not being sexy with his machine. I'm looking at him, he's not as sexy as that.

Honestly, honestly. Honestly, honestly. We see how your blonde finds you beautiful with glue. Even with the mask. We got married this summer. Oh, that's cute. Yeah, I know. Yeah, that's it.

And at worst, you know, for real, there's something that's fun. It's that once you have the mask on, you can't talk anymore. So, you know, before you go to sleep, you play with your blonde. When you're drunk, you just put on your mask. And then when you answer, you go... And then you answer, and then two times, you'll see. When you want to fart, you put on your mask. Sometimes I count the seconds that stop breathing too.

You count the seconds that stop breathing? Yeah, and I give it a shot. Because sometimes he stops breathing for a really long time. You bastard, what kind of life is that? Hey, but... So you, at night, you hear him blow, and then... You're like, if he hits me in the face, can you stop? Then he stops, you're like... Are you dead?

Mike, you also stopped breathing for a long time. Huh? You stopped breathing for a long time too, when you did the test. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now you're cocky. Yeah, yes, yes. One minute and a half. Yes, well I stopped for 51 seconds. That's it. Did he break the minute?

No, but except that I... Ok, but it's because of Chris, you wake him up and check. I told myself that at 51 minutes you weren't dead. And you're going to die? At 49 I was going to push him to wake up. But beauty, if you prevent it from breathing more than 2 minutes, you wake him up. After 2 minutes, you wake him up, you'll see, he's going to be a little slower. And then, they're more sticky.

If you... It's true. Deficients are sticky, you'll see! So, hey, we're going... Damn, I can't believe that... Thank you for the clap! It makes me happy, it makes me warm. We have two guests, one of them probably has a sleep apnea, the other, I haven't talked about it, but in the end, both of them, it surprises me, it's a long presentation.

Ladies and gentlemen, Émile Coury, PO Forget! Thank you, thank you Émile, thank you PO, how are you? Yes! Alright. So yeah, that's it, you don't do apnés. Yeah, I don't do apnés, by the way. I think I don't do apnés. Alright. When your wife lets you, that's when you'll start having an apnea. I did this week, I talked about it, the Zoom meeting at Byron's, because they say, if you have apnea, come meet us through Zoom, and we'll tell you if you did it or not. And you made me realize that I myself sold myself a machine.

But you made me realize in the morning, I was in a neutral medical scientific process. But no, it's really to make money with a machine. You know, you meet a salesperson or a machine salesman from Apnée de Carly. I'm moving. You're making a dream tea. You make tea in the wake. That's it. But there's something... I love my machine, but there's something...

You're so... You love your machine, the look. No, but I love the fact that... You know, I'm hot at night, in the summer, and that sends cold air in the nose, so it's fun at the end, and there's air coming out.

I put my hand on it. I feel like I have a little air conditioning. It was scary because I was all choked up at night. I was like a bitch at church. They told me it was one of the symptoms of sleep apnea. In fact, as soon as you sleep badly, the least you can do really sleep apnea. At Byron's sleep apnea.

Did you google it? According to your sales specialist at Byron's. Because I didn't think, all the kids who told me, oh no, that's apnea, I should have googled it in front of them. And you say no, it says no. It's the cancer of the genes. It takes a machine like that. But you would have googled it and the number of the legs. Oh, but... It takes a machine like that.

But you would have googled it, and the number one SIO would have been Byron who gives you answers to buy a machine. In the end, you would have been fired too. But it was weird. I think I was looking for something to do too. Oh yeah. And his wife, she's fine. His wife, she's fine. We had that in mind.

Well, I don't know, she was super nice. And she called me back a month later to see if everything was going well. The next day she called me back because all my machines are connected to the internet. She sent it to me and she called me to congratulate me for my night. She said, bravo, you did it! I was like proud, I was like, thanks. I'm like a 4 month old kid who made the night and I'm like, yeah. Chris, we can't go to the war anymore, it's over. Hey, it's true, you in the mandatory service, you have to go to the toilet with your washing machine.

Forget that. Hey, my diabetes, my problem, alcohol, my apnea machine... You have to put yourself in a tank just to have your gear with you, because you're a gear addict. I go to the front and I say, are you going to have water to drink? They're like, is it for the apnea machine or your glasses? Both. And besides, the Chinese bought

data from Byron so they know when you sleep or when you don't sleep, they can attack you so it's a mess. I started a survey, by the way, one out of four people in the chat made a fap. 25% have a spap machine.

That and loutism, it's widespread. I should have invested. on une machine type AP. Ça pis lotisme, c'est répandu. J'aurais dû investir. Moi, je voyais pas ça venir. T'sais, mettons, si tu m'avais dit il y a 20 ans, investir dans une machine d'apnée du sommet. Surtout, je pense, il y a comme juste trois compagnies qui en fait. Ouais, il y a encore de la place sur le marché. Ça serait quoi la conspiration derrière les appareils d'apnée du sommet?

Oh man, c'est... Autre que les juifs parce que c'est facile, mais c'est quoi le... That's the market? Yeah. What would be the conspiracy behind the apnea devices? It's... Other than the Jews, because it's easy, but what is it? You think it's the Jews who invented it? They're behind several diabolical plans, but I'm going to give them the reason. Now I mean, who would develop it? It could be that the Jews like it well breathed. It smells very good.

That's very good. It seems like I could understand what the brainstorm is about. Their favorite two things to play with is to breathe well and help others. Yes, yes. So yeah, that's for sure. What a good joke. What a good joke. So your next step with this is you're going to meet them in person. Well, they gave me a kind of

virgin prescription. I sent a doctor to fill it in. I don't have a family doctor. Okay. And I think... And Pierron will give you one. Pierron sent me one at home. He was like, no, but I have... Because with LUDEA, we have telemedicine.

I think we can have a doctor in telemedicine with LUDEA. Is that a real doctor or is it like the pharmacist? It's a pharmacist. Yes, that's it. He's a guy from LUDEA. Or a Filipino doctor they hired on Fiverr. Hey, but Fiverr, I have the impression, it still exists, I have the impression that artificial intelligence

has removed the reason to be from Fiverr. Filipinos? Yes. No, but you know, before you were like, well, I'm going to go on Fiverr, since... What is Fiverr? Fiverr was, you gave 100$ to someone from the other world... That's right! ... who makes you a website...

Or a promotional poster for a Go-Bud party, something like that. Something that artificial intelligence can do... And that the graphic designers can do... And then, Pierrot, he does it, he buys you a machine... He's going to be like, we're going to do this for a week, we're going to do this for a week, whatever... be stuck in the sink for weeks. Byron, make my seat well. It's crazy. You see, in the sink, powered by Byron.

Do you sometimes put your machine on during the day? When I take a nap, yes. No, when you're awake. No, no, no. To give a little more psychic to the breathing. No, no, but I don't have a problem with breathing. I was going to ask you, but it wasn't... Again, but no.

But the other time, I put it on while taking a nap, and my strap was loose, so after I got here, I had... As if I had been graffinated by an animal. It was really not nice. Is it difficult to maintain, like to clean? You have to clean it every week. As if I was being scratched by an animal, it was really not nice. Is it difficult to maintain, like to clean?

You have to clean it every week. I've been doing it for a year and a half. I've washed it once after a week. Because when you start, you have good intentions. The first week, I was like, no, no, no, I'm going to clean that all the time. No, I cleaned it once last summer because I thought it smelled weird. No shit! It's like there's mold inside.

You're like, no, maybe I should check what's going on. But I think, you can breathe. It's crazy that there are mushrooms. It's for sure there's mold on it, Mike. Yes, it's to help you with your acne and your moldy breathing. You, Lasbestos, in the ceiling help you with your apnea and your breathing. You, the asbestos in the ceiling, you're still there. You were sure it was in your machine at the source. I have a water distribution machine.

Because I have water from the tap. It looks like I'm getting less and less of that. And does that also appear? You have to wash that often, right? Yes, you have to wash it have to wash it once a week. I also wash it often with Mike, his machine. You drink the moth and he breathes it. You clean the...

It's a machine that I fill a jug with water, it filters the water and fills another jug. And you clean the inside of it? No, not the inside. I clean both holes. Ok. Yeah. With vinegar? No, with soap. Oh.

Yeah. What? You look disappointed. The holes! The holes are the holes you throw at the... at the... at the good evening that you clean? No, no, it's not the big holes. It's two small holes because it's like a reverse osmosis that goes through coal. Ok, but I don't have that machine. You have the... Well, that's it. Instead of the top, the bottom of the machine is hidden.

You can buy it at Canadian Tires, not at La Crise de Mar. I thought you said you bought it at Biron. I'm like, what the hell? But yeah, maybe not an interesting subject, but it reminds me that maybe you should wash it. Yeah, but I remember that I had this in the past. It's complicated to clean. You have to put vinegar. That's it? Yeah, and then your water tastes weird.

Vinegar. Like a weekend. You can't save yourself from cancer, honestly. Yeah, you have to maintain everything all the time. But you're better with... I have a filter that filters. It's so simple. Yeah, but it I have a fridge that filters. It's so cheap. Yeah, but it must be a lot more expensive. Well, it's more expensive than an 18-liter water tank.

It's more expensive than an 8.5-liter water tank. Unless you're waiting for the specialists. Well, it's still water that goes through pipes,, all rusty, full of dirt. And then you change your filter, yes, I imagine, but you change your filter every six months, or every year, and that's a message from your fridge. I receive my fridge. It's funny, you know, the other thing, I don't have a machine message, I don't clean it, but my fridge, I see that the filter's logo is yellow, I'm like, I have to go buy a filter. I stop what I'm doing, I'm going to buy a filter.

Are you serious? Yes. And I don't even know where to sell it, so every time I have to google. Usually I ordered it on Amazon, but now I'm trying to buy Quebec-style, but there's no filter. They brought it to me. They made it possible, but Chris... So I go to a store and he says, OK, I'll buy it from Amazon and... Come back tomorrow! And I'll charge you 27% more than... Except that as soon as your fridge is full, you instantly change the filter.

You say you're going to do it. It stays wet, soaked, imagine in hot water for 5 minutes. It doesn't bother me to be sick, but my apples, my hair, I want them to be healthy. It's good, but if you stop instantly, what you do every time your fridge speaks to you, it shouldn't be as essential as you were doing. You weren't saving a child. And also, every time, I see that it tells me people say that because I drink water and I hate drinking water. So, whatever excuse, I'm happy.

But you drink water? I really don't like water. That's why I have my own water. That's crazy, man. I, let's say... That's the guy at the primary school who was dangerous, man. Who would go into the mines in the weekends. The guy who drinks water. It's true, man. He would go into mines in his face. The guy who drinks... It's true, man. Like the other time, I was like,

I need to lose weight. I need to drink 8 glasses of water a day. I drank 2. And I drank 6 cans of Canada Dry. And I counted them like it was water. Because technically, it's water. Technically it's not water, but it's as much cancer as you put in it. Technically, a lot is water.

Because it's a liquid. Technically, we're all water. I don't know if there are nutritionists, but is that really how it works? A liquid you consume, is that water? Let's say you eat enough... If I drink enough Negroni, can it works? Like, the liquid you consume, is it liquid? Let's say if you drink enough... If I drink enough Negroni, can it count? Well, let's say I don't drink water often. Zero zero zzz.

Let's say I can go for a month without drinking water. Maybe that's why you do the week's apnea. A month, for real. Like a camel that says. No, but you know, I drink liquids. So I have a lot of liquids that go into my system. What are your liquids in your body? There are liquids that dehydrate. Well, no, but from what I know, since I drink less, it's mostly ginger ale, and coke, and some Mio.

So, lemonade... Ok, water with Mio in it. Ok, just some milk in a ginger ale, a little can open. It's incredible. But you know, I don't feel good when you drink coffee in the morning. Since coffee dehydrates, I'm already like... It's the limit. At the limit.

So I can take a coffee, I'm fine, two coffees coffee dehydrates, I'm already like... You're at the limit. At the limit. So if I can have a coffee, I'm fine. Two coffees, it takes a liquid. I don't understand how your cells are able to regenerate in your body. It's funny, the mic calls you a liquid. A liquid. I think the Mio is closer to the consistency of a tire. I think the ingredients of the Mio versus what's in a tire are the same thing. No, but like in the past, it was at what time they couldn't drink water because it was contaminated.

So everyone drank beer, it's like in the 15th century. It's now in the long run, I think. Yeah, but you can't have the same hydration routine as in the 15th century. No, but if we went back to the 16th or 17th century, Chris wanted to know what I was doing. That's it, they hit the bottom and that saved us. Yeah, the kids were drinking beer too. Yeah, but they were dying young.

They were dying, but it was a part of pleasure. He died happy. Imagine a kid who was like, Mom, I'm dehydrated. And he was like, no, you're in trouble. Drink your Cours. It's fascinating. Chris, you seem to have a balance that works.

I'm healthy. Relatively. What do you hate about drinking water? All of this, you look like you have a balance that works. No, but I'm healthy, you know, relatively. That's it. But what do you get from drinking water? It tastes like nothing. It tastes like nothing. And sometimes I look at my... But oxygen is gone and it's sick.

Yeah. I don't like oxygen at all. It takes me out of my mind. You're starting to put bio in the machine to get sleep. Oh Chris! Oh fuck, I want to try it. Chris, don't do that, you're going to clean yourself in a nasty. You're going to see me coming here with a green nose. A green nose.

Unless you don't like the taste of water. Unless, for example, you should be strong. It would be... Unless I force you to drink the taste of water. So for example, if you were to be strong, it would be... If I force you to drink a glass of water, it would be... No, I'm able to drink water. Hey Guillaume, can you bring me a glass of water? I'm going to drink it. You know, I'm able to.

I'm starting to feel... It's become Fear Factor now. It's like... It's like Pinot. You know, Pinot who tasted his stuff, it's just me with water and I'm like, I don't like texture. I don't like texture. But yes Chris, that's it. It's like 18 years old in the world, you can't even stick that painting. You can't stick a glass of delicious water. I don't drink... Do you think it's delicious?

I drink water like a lot of people. For example, when I drink water, it's rare. But when I drink water, let's say I take a bottle, I have soda stream bottles that I put my nose in, but I don't use soda stream. But it's cold water, it's going to be tough. If you're not used to it, it's going to be tough. Are you going to drink it all? No, no, I won't use soda stream. But it's cold water, it's gonna be tough. If you're not used to it, it's gonna be tough. Are you gonna drink it all?

No, no, I won't stop. He drinks water. I drank some. You're an impressive artist. You're a model, Steve. What a guy. Unbelievable. It takes me some time to get used to it. He's really a... Who's strong? Unbelievable.

It takes me some time to get used to it. I have to feel... Stee, man. He's sick. But yeah, that's it. Often, before going to bed, when I feel dehydrated, I drink a full bottle of water

and I feel better. That's what water does. You could have drunk a little water all day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know, but I'm waiting to be dizzy. I like to play with fire and I'm really for you. That's it. When life tells you it's time to drink, you're dizzy,

you're going to puke and there's just air coming out. You're like, that's not normal. You look hot. It's not supposed to be. You look hot. It's a bad look. It's not supposed to be. You're like, that's not normal. You look hot. Your penis is getting cold.

Your penis is a little dryer. You can dry your hands after you've been pissing with your dick. That's it. I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to wash my hands, I'm getting out of the car. It must have lasted like 15 minutes, on the other hand, you're just standing there like that trying to dry your hands. Oh man. I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to wash my hands, I'm going to wash my hands, I'm getting out of the car. It must have lasted like 15 minutes, on the other hand, you're just standing there like

that trying to dry your hands. Oh man. I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to wash my hands. I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to wash my hands. I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to wash my hands. I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to wash my hands. I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to wash my hands. I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to wash my hands.

I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to wash my hands. I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to wash my hands. I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to wash my hands. I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to wash my hands. I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to wash my hands. I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to wash my hands. I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to wash my hands. I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to wash my hands. I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to the're just standing there trying to dry your hands. It must have hurt, though, the hot air coming out of your penis. Yeah, but anything that's not piss or sperm... Even sometimes piss hurts.

Oh yeah! Yeah, piss... piss hurts, but I think it's not any venereal disease, that means. Maybe... It's called hot piss, it's bad. I think it's a venereal disease. Maybe. It's called hot piss. It's a real hot venereal disease, hot piss. Hot piss. Is it the clam? What is hot piss? Does it exist? The... Look at the chat I farted. Hot piss and clamadine are the same thing.

I don't know. But hot piss, I know it's something. I'm the one who invented it. I have the impression I've never heard of it. Ok. But wait... Excuse me, it's hot piss. Have you ever heard of it? It's not popular, I think.

No. I invested both words. I heard both words. But... It exists. What is hot piss? Yes, absolutely. It's called the Blenoragignokik. Hot piss.

Yeah, sometimes I say that, hot piss. I've seen both. Both are the same, but yes, it's a hot piss. Sometimes I say that, or hot piss. I've lost both. Both are the same, but it's a real disease. What are the symptoms? I'm trying to type these things. It's a hot piss. It's a hot piss. That's someone who didn't want it to be blunted, that's a disease that

transmits sexually. I have a hot piss here. My piss is hotter than usual. I've been sleeping with a woman since then, my piss is a little hotter than usual. There's nothing there, my little cock, you're thinking, man, you didn't even know what temperature my piss is at the base,

so let me have a piss, man. The hot piss, I wonder if the piss is really hotter. It must be much hotter so you can see. Yeah, it must be boiling. Or it's just burning, so you say, yeah, it must be hot. But is the piss hot? No, it must be your ass cut. Your ass is cut from the inside.

So you're like, Chris, it's burning. It must be hot. It's not my tail that's... You have a cut in your tail, and then there's some wax that goes through. Chris, the wax is really yellow. As soon as you piss on a cut, it's hot. The tractor puts ice on you. You say, Chris, the ice is really hot.

And the ice is not like blisters. Your penis is literally... I don't know what it is, it's been too long. And you blam the penis. I'm really lucky, I've never had anything. Me neither. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Gonorrhée, gonorrhée, is that what it is? Yes, it's gonorrhée and it's the sensation of...

Tabarnak, Tabarnak, notion of the miss. No, no, yes, yes. Kyriss, the audience, is What's your question? Yes! Yes! Yes! Chris, the audience, what's your question? Why is it the hot piss? It's a feeling of burning in urine. That's why it's the hot piss. Was that your question? No, no, mine is the question.

That's what we answered 7 minutes ago. You're too efficient. That's why the question was, is it a gonorrhea? Yes, it is indeed the hot piss. My question is, in time, Ari Schaffir had a joke, I don't remember which venereal disease, that said that you had to take pills for 8 days for recovery, and then you were cured.

I think it's chlamydia. It's chlamydia? She answered it's chlamydia. Is it you? Is it you? How is it? How many days? To be sure, to be clear, it didn't happen to me. No, it happened to a friend! It happened to my ex! He got me wrong.

He sent the message and it's 10 days of antibiotics. 10 days of antibiotics? Can we applaud him ladies and gentlemen? 10 days Oh yeah Payed 20 on his new chump and made him believe he was the media No it wasn't me, it was my ex

You made him say that while he was scratching There's smoke coming out of the table and we're going to drink it in the dry ice I don't want to drink alcohol for another 4 days. But it doesn't matter. Oh no, but Chris, every time I heard testimonies of people with a disease, I'm like, Oh, that's nice. Not having anything.

I'm from the generation where all the tests were Q-tip in the queue. Oh, that's terrible! I don't want a Q-tip in my urette! I don't want anything in my urette! Especially if you have a hot piss. Imagine, it hurts when you piss. I don't know if you do. At least the Q-tip has a little cotton ball.

It must be soft. I was thinking, at the age of 11 or 12, when I started to discover my penis... I like to call you the... my penis. I have three of them. I had a penis irritation, and I went on internet and I started doing 75,000 researches and I started checking and I was like, hey, I have syphilis. No woman had looked me in the eyes at that age. But I was convinced that I had syphilis or gonorrhea and in the worst case, I was like,

sure, it's not that, but maybe HIV. And I had put this weight on my shoulders and I had accepted that I had syphilis at that age. And I had never taken into account that it was maybe because I had rubbed my penis against the sheets in my bedroom, on my bed, for about three hours when I was masturbating. And that your father had done that before you, and he had syphilis.

Imagine. Imagine the bad luck. Imagine. Imagine! Imagine! Imagine! Imagine! Imagine! Imagine! Imagine! Imagine! Imagine!

Imagine! Imagine! Imagine! Imagine! Imagine! Imagine! Imagine! Imagine!

Imagine! Imagine! Imagine! Imagine! Imagine! Imagine! Imagine! Imagine! Imagine! I went outside and I went into the bed and I was crying while sleeping because I was like it's impossible that I have a venereal disease at this age. I'm too young to go through that. And in the meantime I shared a room with my little brother and he was sitting, he was sleeping right next to me.

And in my head I had all this process of how I'm going to tell my family that it's like... Oh no! I have to tell my parents to take me to the clinic, I didn't have my driver's license yet. I couldn't walk, it was far from the clinic. I had to... I regained my grip but instead of telling my parents... Did you listen to the Philadelphia film with them? No. You listen to the film, you're in Manx, they catch the AIDS and at the end you say

I don't know where I'm talking to you. Did you like that? Did you like that? Did you... You were like... Do you understand the story? Yeah, no, I had been watching it inside for a while. And I had the emotional weight of someone who goes through an illness that doesn't exist. At the age of 11, I had already experienced it. It's the same feeling, in my opinion, except in the simplest way to deal with it.

Since once you stop rubbing your penis for 4 hours. That's the remedy. I didn't have that, but I remember one day, I had a friend who told me, in the shower, if you rub it with soap, it's sick. I tried it, I did it, oh it's fun, it's fun, it's fun. Ouch! You're a jerk! I was like, okay, he He must ejaculate the same way. It must be fun, fun, fun!

Ah! Honestly, I ejaculate the same way. It wasn't really fun, but I did it anyway. It was the oldspice 3-1 with the little beads, the microplastics. The ones you can pull your shirt with. Yeah. And the worst part of all this is that there were milk-flavored shampoo bottles. The one you can pull your shirt with. Yeah. That's stupid.

Yeah, and the worst part of all this is that there were bottles of milk shampoo, the creamy ones, I don't know if you know which ones I'm talking about. The ones that are made to scratch. The ones that are... You know what I'm talking about, you know? The creamy ones. The poor ones.

The beautiful creamy cuckoos. You've never been in the shower? Well, no, but yes. The poor ones! The beautiful creamy cuckoos! You've never been in the shower? Well, no, but yes! What did you know about water? You're an old school. I don't know, it seems like I experimented with different types of lubricants. I'm a bit ashamed of all of this. Okay. All of which is...

Very crude. Yes, yes, really, I don't know why. Alright. No, but I find it a bit shameful, it masturbates, I don't know why. Alright. No, but I find it a bit shameful anyway. It masturbates. I don't know why. It's still an art. But I'm not, you know, when it's over, I'm not like... I'm not motorcycling, you know?

Are you... You know, are you a believer? Do you believe in... But that's it. It seems like it comes from something in my family line, but I'm not in the mood. The only thing that's embarrassing is if you think that your ancestors are always with you and your grandmother follows you and is like, I'm so proud of you, Lisse! Well, he's going to the shower with some revitalizers. There's the thing that it's a purely physiological need too.

Let's say you go to the bathroom. It's a physiological need, at the same time as masturbation. And yet you close the door when you go. I'm not doing that to ask you to take the door open. You don't have to scratch the door open. I want to close the door. No, but you close the door.

Why do you close the door? So that other people don't see us. Because there's something embarrassing. 100,000%? Nobody said otherwise? Ah, okay, I thought you were no longer my friends. Even when you change, you don't say, Okay, we're going to open the curtains and change the I'm not forced to talk about that, you can look at me like that. No, but I think that's a bit... You're not proud when you're done.

Yeah, that's it, but... Me neither. I'm very proud. I'm doing the mission accomplished. I follow myself, I put my necklaces on the fridge so that everyone can see them. You're going to take your wife and you're like, check babe! Look what I did while you were in the garden. No, I... you know, are you comfortable with your body?

Let's say, you know that someone sees you naked. Completely naked? Or you know, all except the tail. My ass... I think I have a lot to offer, but no, I don't think I'm very comfortable naked. That's why I have difficulty with a speedo. But maybe a short shirt. A European shirt. Ok, you're from Thales?

If I was Portuguese or Spanish and I was a little bit more tanned. It depends when in summer you get a tan, but the shirt becomes shorter. Yeah, I... Correctly, not from Thales. I'm the base, you know. I put some bass in my gouges. In the summer, it's okay in the chess. But still, you know... Put on a t-shirt like your face.

You don't take... You know, I often see you taking walks in the neighborhood, and I've never seen you in Bedenne in the summer. But I find that a man, let's say, who walks around in Bedenne in public, I find that weird. I find that really weird. And it's like, you know, there are still women's boobs,

it's a more sexual organ than men's boobs, you know? But I think we allowed ourselves to put ourselves in a chair, since there's nothing sexual in our nipples. But I find it weird to have a man in a chair when you didn't ask him. Being in a chair, being in a in a chest must be in a closure. Because... Oh, yes, yes, in Nepal.

You're behind a closure. Even a festival is a big closure. I say that because in Mamne, there was the Liberon-La Tétine thing, you know... Free de Néné, I don't know the role... Free de Nepal. Free de Nepal, sorry.

Free the Nepal, I like that. We can do Free the Nepal, but we can also cover the... You know, because it was a song, you men can walk around and say cover the men, mangalis, sestis. Why do men have the right to do that? Have you ever met someone

you would respect in a chair in a space where they shouldn't be in a chair? Yeah. I've met Stephen Hawking. That would be crazy. But if Stephen Hawking was in a chair, it's not his decision. He was at Biron's. He was at Biron's. He was doing apnea all day. His apnea must be next level. He was at the bar, he was having a nap, he was like, is he dreaming? Oh, he's having a nap!

He's having a nap, he's like, he's losing his life, he's like, once every half hour, he's like... Well done for your show on YouTube. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! Hi Chantal! Very cool! I saw when it came out, you've already sold a couple of hundred thousand views. He was at 80,000. I thought it was a couple of...

But I had looked at the first day, you were already at 40,000-50,000. Chris, I think you're making up stories, but it makes me really happy. I remember it was a big number. Yes, it was a big number, but I don't remember how many, but it was well shared and people liked it. I'm really happy. The goal was to put my first show on the internet so that people could see it. To make a second one. I'm already writing material.

I think it's better than the first one. It looks like a windfall. It's because we're a billion people. We have to do this. I'm happy when people listen to the show. Thank you for talking to your podcast, Mike Ward. Listen to them! I'm not happy with compliments.

Really? For a while, you seemed to be getting used to it. I'm trying to be a better seller. Because every time someone talks to me about something they like, I'm like, well because I know that someone is talking about something they like about my shop. And also, we see that you're not comfortable because I told you, hey bravo, it's super good. You could have just said, yeah, thanks, but now you started talking, stressed. But it's because I admit that I want people to listen to it too. That's why you're here.

Yeah, well, I like you a lot too, man, I like you a lot, two good guys. But that's it, I would like people to listen to the show I put on YouTube. And it's so simple, people can just chill out, I guess. Not you guys, it would be... It would be bad in the head, like, oh, we're gonna listen to it. Do you want us to listen to it all together now? Yes. But it's called Pio Forgell, live at the Souda Club. It's a show of the word.

Thanks Mike. Have you ever thought about doing, let's say, when you went out to do a viewing with people, have you ever seen yourself on a screen with the public? I don't think I would be able to. Oh yeah? No, I don't think I would be able to. Oh yeah? No, I don't think I would be able to look at myself with other people. Because I have the impression that when I look at myself, I'm not able to, well I'm able to, but I like to listen to myself, I get angry, but when there are other people, if they laugh, I do like,

It's true that I'm good. That's the most psychopathic thing I've ever heard in my life. When I'm alone, I just see my flaws. But when there are other people, if they laugh, I'm able to see my qualities. It makes me the investor. I'm able to listen to myself and listen to myself a lot. When I finish my sets, I listen to myself. But if there are other people, I would have to listen to myself and I listen to myself a lot. When I finish my sets, I listen to myself.

But if there were other people, I would have to listen to myself. Now I would just see my flaws. Because I would have the impression to let other people down. That bothers me more than letting myself down. And I don't think it's true, but it's a sentence that sounds good anyway. I'm going to buy your book, I promise. Let's say that every time I'm reading the news, I listen to myself. But once I feel that the show has meaning, I stop listening to myself, and I'm so happy.

What's the point of being able to hear myself, to make jokes? What's the point of being a kid without being able to make jokes? I like that. I'm a fan of what I do. I think it sounds good. But you like that when you're alone. Yeah, exactly. It's the contract of masturbation. Exactly. It's a form of masturbation.

I find it really hard to listen to myself. Video of... I had dinner today and a member of my family came from outside. I saw your sketches online and I was like, oh, fuck it, thanks. And he took out his phone and started to listen to full volume in front of

all my family and their friends. My videos and I was passing them one by one. Yeah, yeah. All my beautiful family did that. One by one. And I'm sitting next to them and I'm like, oh yeah, that's it. And I tried to, like P.O., I was justifying the artistic direction of the video. Yeah, that's it. You're like, I'm not ready yet.

I was just finding excuses for things that people like. I was like, I'm not very good. He was laughing, he was having fun, and it was just me who was like, no, stop laughing, please. And he was having a great time. Yeah, 100%. Please. Do you think it will get better as you get older or worse?

People will think I'm crazy when I do what I do. No, I don't think so. Ok, Chris, it's a little more drastic than I expected. I didn't really like listening to myself, but I didn't know you were going to kill yourself. No, I think it will stay

the same because it didn't changed in the last 10 years. I don't know why it would change in the next 10 years. You? I'm not gonna kill myself. I'm not gonna kill myself. And Guillaume, I'm gonna take another one. Make a law about Trump too. It seems like...

I don't think I'm good enough to kill myself. But you can take a pill. You know, pills. That's more... Well, you have to be... Pill of what? You have to be on the dark web? No, no, but a suicide pill. It has to exist.

Like a pharmacist today. A suicide pill, please, sir. No, no, but... You know, like... It's cyanide. But... Anything... Anything. No, but you know, like... It's like they're... But, uh, whatever... Whatever...

They say, hey, don't mix that with alcohol, take the bottle completely and put a bottle in it. Yeah, but sometimes, there's people who try to do that and they're just sitting on Instagram Live and they're still in the middle of the night. And then it's like, fuck! You don't understand, I'm trying to kill myself!

It's a bit awkward, you can't animate. I wouldn't trust this technique, because you never know what the real dose is and you're intolerant. Or heroin, you buy heroin and you shoot. I don't like needles. Where you... yeah. Yeah, that's it, The options are starting to... But it must... It must pinch you to get a bullet in your head. No, it must do a little...

It must warm you up a little. I think... It's a nice little good feeling. I think... When you do it, you know... I understand the hype. I understand. You know, usually the other things, you're disappointed, but you're like, no, no, I understand.

I would be afraid to throw myself in the head. Because you know, I'm the kind of person that... No, but if you choke, you're like, oh! You have a hole in your face. You know, your life wasn't going well, and then suddenly... And then you can't make... You can't make someone believe try to pull you either. Oh yeah, the world is trying to shoot you for my opinions. You tried to fuck you, you loser.

You're a picture of yourself like Trump. Fight! Fight! Especially when you have a job and you're happy and you're trying to fuck you, it's not going to work out, you're just a loser. No, you can't kill it. You're just a loser. No, you shouldn't kill yourself. Life is nice. I like that. What are the things that make you the most crazy?

Ireland. Ireland? You're trying to kill yourself because of Ireland? Ireland, among other things. What is Ireland's name? The goat. They have a fucking Goat in Ireland! There's a fucking Goat there! It would make Mr. de Blainville go crazy!

It's incredible over there! Apparently, it's the same thing that Michel Barrette convinced the guy to not jump under the bridge. The Goat in Ireland! Did you already go to Dublin? What? You! Capotret! Ireland? What? Wait! You're a But you know, there's nothing. We're gonna stop. I'm way too confident for someone who's alive, I'm not gonna lie. But anyway, all I know that's nice, me, at the moment, is in life. Yeah, it's from this side of the story.

It's horrible that if you learn that there's a life after death, you go to paradise, and it's horrible. That all the things Jesus loves or Aloha loves, it's all a shit-style. If it's the atmosphere of a church, it's going to be funny! Or even if it's not the atmosphere of... Playing the Wacky Sack doesn't tempt me.

In your head, Jesus is a good CG. In my head, Jesus is a good CG. In my head, Jesus is a good CG. In my head, Jesus is a good C.G. For real, Jesus, there's a guy who smells a bit of patchouli. By the way, Jesus, it's you, he changed the water in wine. He put some Mio in it and it turned red. It's really pale. Oh yeah, Christ, it's true, Jesus hated water, even more than me.

Oh, you bastard. Exactly that. Oh, Christ, first of all, I want to die. I want to tell Jesus. Not because Jesus doesn't make sleep What does Belzebut think of you and Chris? Yeah. Because the rules are... I think you're a mom. Well, maybe he loves you and wants you to be with him, Chris. To do some... some...

some... some... some... some... some... some... some... some...

some... some... some... some... some... some... some... some... some... that you invite your neighbor, I mean... No, but wait a minute! You can buy houses for the homeless, but the minute you find that your neighbor's wife has big nannies, you're in trouble.

It's not because it works! No, no! Earlier you said free nannies, nannies on the shoulders or on the toes. It depends on the sentence. I sound like a jealous, weird guy who's like, look at the size of the What does a washer mean? A washer is a dumpling.

But why a washer? It's a word from the 90s for dumplings. Do you know the etymology of the word? No idea. But I thought it sounded good. It sounded good. A washer. You have fucking hot washers. My point is that it's good to take chances and stay alive. hot washer. But you say that to who? The person who got crucified next to Jesus, the thief, you know the whole story, who asked for forgiveness.

Jesus got crucified next to two boys. There's a boy who goes like, no, fuck that! And it's the gentleman there. I didn't know there were two dudes with him. He got crucified next to two dudes, and the one on his right, he said, oh shit, Jesus, you look like a chill guy. Like, yo, please, I don't want to go to hell. And he's like,, can you forgive me?

But imagine you're on a cross on a wood. You take a chance. Yeah, it's a nasty guess. It's the buzzer shot, the Raptors, the Wailaners. For real, being on a cross, being on a cross, I wouldn't want to go to hell. I would be like, hey, I don't want to be on a cross. Hey, Jesus, he's there, you're going to hell, I would be like, Hey, I don't want to be on a cross. Jesus, who is he?

You're going to heaven. Can you bring me home? You know what? You're on the cross and you know there's no more cross. You take a chance, whether it's heaven or hell. I hope hell is not... Amen. Do you think there's nothing?

I don't know. If you think there's nothing, why are you embarrassed when you masturbate? There's no one who sees you. Every time, you should be like, oh, it's on the coil. In the parks, whatever. I don't know. I don't know. Ok, that's a good question. No, but because I love... It's like, do you want me to be...

Well yeah, I'll try that. No, I don't know, Steve. I don't know, Chris. I don't know, Steve. Are you sure it exists or... You know, because I've been there a long time, I considered myself atheist. Now I have no idea what I consider myself. I'm agnostic, but I'm in a position of... I'm waiting for a sign. I wouldn't have a sign choice. And I hope it doesn't exist.

Nobody knows the sign crisis, so what's this position? But the beauty of the time we're living in... Even the believers, it seems, are less believers than a couple of hundred years ago. In the time when someone would die, you were like... are less believable than a couple of hundred years ago. You know, in the past, as soon as someone died, you were like, ugh, you know, either disappointed or happy. But we're just going to be surprised or nothing. Yeah. So, both are correct.

Well, at least for me, you know. Hell, yeah. But except hell, that, it's not like, oh, okay, well yeah. I didn't hear anything, but I'm going to get kicked in the fire. That, it must heat up. That's really the thing, you get kicked in the fire. It's the fire, yes.

And if you like to get kicked in the fire, but you're just in the fire, you don't get kicked in the fire after! If you like to be fucked, just put it in the fire. You don't fuck yourself, I think. Oh, I'll do it, I swear. I love fires and I like to be fucked. Does it hurt? Hey, don't put me in a comfortable bed with a nice ear, not a sleeping machine. I hate that.

Hey, do I hate vodka with a diet coke with ice cubes? I hate that! I hate the vodka coke diet! With little ice creams! You know what? Bring me a McDonald's! Oh, nasty dog! Bring me some water! Water, please! Water!

I want some water! Hell, it's water, Alain Figuille! Oh yeah! Hell, it's the super aqua club! That's it, there's nothing to it! Oh yeah, I hate that! You're the super aqua club, that's what happens. Oh yeah, that's it. Do you think Satan Belzebut, the corned angel, the master of deception, would be afraid by your subterfuge

to say the opposite of what you want? Satan is like, ok! He talks to Satan like he's the manager of my hotel. He's like, please no, don't bring that up. I see Satan as a little naive. I admit, it's a mistake. He can't be so angry all the time. It's a follower of God who's always angry.

It doesn't make sense. There's no one who's as angry as he is when it's time to read a good book. You're a stupid Chris, this guy. Do you think, on the other hand, that maybe Satan is a good person who just does his job? Yeah, that would be great. And he's just an excellent employee. Exactly. Social insurance number, everything.

I'm filling a job here, that's all. Oh yeah. Hey, Stee. We're having fun, huh? I have to go in two minutes. It's not true. If you go, you have a date with the others. I have a little bit of what's going on. It's not true. Thank you, Marie Castille.

And from here, are you doing a lot of shows? What's going on? You just recorded your special. I'm working on my new hour now. And my special didn't get 100,000 views the first day. to record your special. What do you do? I'm working on my new hour now. My special didn't get 100,000 views the first day. So you have your show on YouTube too? It's on YouTube. Go listen to it please. What's the name?

Big Business. Oh yes, that's true. I really liked that name. I'm so scared for the next day now. I was so satisfied with the first branding that I was like, what am I going to do for the next one? Big Business is so funny. It was simple, it had nothing to do with the first branding that I was like, fuck what am I going to do with the second one? Big business, it's so funny. It was simple and it had no name in relation to the show.

But it came out and now I'm working on my new art. Do you have an idea for a name? For a name for the next one? I don't have an idea yet. Camaro had said a line that has been in my head since I was 14 years old. I'm so ashamed to hear that. It's going to be huge, man. You're going to be fucking disappointed.

Camaro, the two pack of brossard. The nannas are beautiful tonight. It's going to be so cool. It's going to be fly like you. I can't stand you in your words because Camaro and Libese and biologically I don't have the choice to support him. Oh shit, sorry man. But he said... Sorry dog. When we make jokes against Jews, I can be with you, but not against Lebanese. That's what happens.

But... Enchaine is in gold. Enchaine is in gold? Yeah. I didn't get that. Enchaine et en or. Enchaine et en or? I don't get it. He said it, I don't even know what the bar is, but he said enchaine et en or instead of en chair et en os. And I was 14 and I was like, yo, this guy is a fucking genius. It's been in my head since then. I like that. It's the evolution of big business.

By the way, you'd be surprised by what Camaro has become now. I don't know if you saw a recent photo of him. No. He's a great artist. Yes, I say it's my phone background. I'm Camaro recently. No, I can't. I can't go back into his jokes.

He's my idol. He's become a curator of art in France. He's become very executive in the field of music. He wears very stylish round glasses. He's very active in the field of music. He wears very stylish round glasses. He also wears turtlenecks. I really like his style. I really like his presence. He changed. I don't know if he was a bad person.

I think Camaro would go to heaven. He wanted a woman like you. He looked like a good person. What's his band? Camaro. No, but there wasn't a duo with another one. No, he was so handsome, he didn't need another person with him. Yes, he was doing a duo with another rapper.

They recruited him because he was very young. Michael? Was it? No, not Michael. He was recruited. Another artist, Michael Jackson, who recruited him very person. He was in the character of Bebre MN. If the most famous singer in the history of humanity and one of the most incredible performers found a certain attraction for children, there may maybe something we don't see. Yeah. But guess what? I don't have the talent for the microphone because I don't see it

everywhere. But that's a... Did you see the documentary on R. Kelly that was released a few years ago? No. But I know you were peeing on... But you know, R. Kelly used to recruit young women and he used to tell them, I'm going to bring you, you're going to become a celebrity thanks to me. And he convinced the parents, and every time the parents were like, how could we think that... Because the parents are greedy.

Yeah, tabarnak. My child is incredible, R. Kelly sees something in my child. You know who's going to bring you? I believe I can fly is a great hit. There was a couple of turns that worked a little. There was a lot of talking in the closet during 74 episodes. 74 episodes? There were several parts.

I just had 4 parts. I didn't know there was more. It continued for a long time. Maybe I listened to an Indian bootleg channel on YouTube too. That's why I'm messaging. You have to abuse people to have 74 episodes. Not the documentary. He counted that himself.

Oh, sorry, KK. I thought I was like your dick. I saw a documentary, his second world tour, his four episodes, a style... He was abusing so many people that he was thinking in a narrative arc. He was thinking in a season. He was like, ok, the world needs to see that there's going to be a season 2. Have you ever pissed on someone?

No! We've already seen that. Pissed on season 2. Have you ever pissed on someone? No! We've already seen that. Pissed on someone? No. Pissed on someone? But Hercules pissed on people, that's it? The one with the little nose.

Yeah, Hercules. I don't think so. Maybe the kids didn't piss on people. When I was little, I lived, we had a farm. One day, I was on the roof of the farm. and there was a man, and I found it funny, I had pissed on him, and he was angry. And then I... He took it.

He took it. No sense of humor. No sense of humor. Did you get beaten up afterwards? No, but I think I was pissing myself. It wasn't, I wasn't pissing myself. It's harder to aim. But no, I have a vague memory of having peed on someone who was passing by.

And he was telling me, he'll never know, he'll think he's wet. And you see a little idiot crying with his tail in his hands. So you're like, maybe it's him. After you he guessed. Yeah, it was... It was easy to guess. No, it doesn't excite me. It's like...

Me, the only thing sexually that excites me, and you'll find that it's very... We try to think of a good person, but it's the political emancipation of the woman. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, no, I don't want to lie, women's right to vote doesn't make me a bandit. God, that's funny. Do you have a party that makes you more of a bandit than others? Political party?

Yeah. Ah, that sucks, man. No, no, no, I don't like politics too much. Who do you vote for, Mike? I don't know, really, I don't know. I vote for municipal. Even at the federal, he votes for the mayor. I vote for municipal, especially for me at Longueuil. I vote for Sylvain Larocque.

If I'm not happy, I have his phone number. That's my Arabic politics. Yeah, yeah, but... Yeah, that's it. But, you know, I'm not happy with the federal government. The ROC can't help me. No, no, no. Chris, I live in the same neighborhood. I was dissatisfied with the waterways management.

That's what I like to do in my days. I called the rock and he told me, there's not much we can do. I was like, you're right. But let's say I didn't talk about rock, I would have been in Tabarnak after an anonymous figure. The guy was just in crisis after the rock. But I think you're a good guy.

What do you hate about egos management? It's because long-haired people are old and too tall. They don't have enough capacity. But the rock explains to me that it costs a lot to modify that. And I told the rock, I said, well, put the horse on the rock. The rock tells me everything in his time. But that's it. It's that it's quite a lot. It's tough for the residents, it's tough for the little

PMAs. We don't want them to flood Astier every summer. How many water leaks have you had? Two, two. Two instantly. I had one a couple of weeks ago. I didn't even think of calling the Rock. What do you mean, he does that? You had a leak a couple of weeks ago, there wasn't a big rain? I have, no, it's that I put a lot of things in my toilet. Then I called the rock and said,

What's your problem crisis? No, it's that I had a few years ago, and it's a little bit my fault, but I didn't realize it was my fault. I had a few years ago, and me, of my fault, but I didn't realize it was my fault. I had a guy from the other side a couple of years ago, and in my basement there are drain holes that lead nowhere. And one day the guy told me, yeah, that's weird, it's because the pump sound is higher than that. So it's weird, it has to flood here before it gets into the pump sound. And then I said, it doesn't make any sense. You have to block that.

And he said, you're 100% right. And then he came back, but he didn't block that. And then he told me, hey, you're at the pump center, I put a new one, it's good. But he put a new one in backup, but he didn't change the original. And then I had a water damage. And all the stuff that the guy told me, Oh yeah, that, we should do that. He didn't do it. And I was sure he did it. So there, the new guy, he did everything that was supposed to be done.

Are you good for household chores? No, really not. Really not. It intimidates me a little, Kali, if it doesn't bother me. I have the last one, and I had talked about conversation about it, but it's 4 in the morning. We have a little alarm system, if there's a water damage, it rings and it wakes us up. I think there are thieves, and it's water. It's rare that water flies up your mountain. But it's ringing. We go down, it's 4 in the morning,

and we call Kalinette to come. Kalinette's guy comes, he checks a little. And he talks to us. And he says, I'll just have to sign. No, no, no. And I'm like, Chris, no. And then I'm like... Chris, he's taking a picture of me, you bastard!

And I'm like... He's acting like he's nothing. And then I look at him. The flash is on. And then he puts his phone down. So I see that it's in the picture. So your machine is sleeping down there. But it's 4am, so we book him to send him to his mom.

And I tell my blonde, I didn't tell him in front of him, and I said, look at this guy, he's taking pictures of me. So when they come back, make sure you check, he's definitely going to steal something. He's going to be like, I took this from Mike Ward. Someone who takes pictures of you in your kitchen, in the drawer. I was like, that's not cool. Finally, we called another place and we took another place.

The other guy who installed a sumpum for you when you didn't need one? No, but I needed the second one. I had to change the first one too. So now I have two new pumps, everything is perfect, I shouldn't have any problems, but I'll have another problem since it's long-range, and I'll throw a bag of shit in the window of the rock. But it's the same often, I don't have the reflex to call him. I text on his artist page. On his humorist page. He thinks he's a fan who makes jokes for the shows.

It's just video, the egos. It's when you come to Coaliville. Hey, I love you, I'm bored of you. But my toilet is full of shit! He gave me his number. He's a good guy. I'm happy. He represents us well in Longueuil. We're well-rested. But you have two options when you have a house.

Either to be very rich to pay for people who renovate your house. Or to know what to do. Exactly. To be a bricklayer. But everyone can be a bricklayer. I'm like a bricklayer, but I throw this and it pisses me off. What do you mean by bricklayer? Let's say I know how to read on YouTube.

And I know how to do tutorials. Now it's super easy because of the tutorials. So I'm able to do everything wrong. Yes, but that's the same for me. It's going to be really hard. Sometimes you waste something during a good time lapse and it's not working. And you end up reminding someone to do it. So you go there and you're like, I'm going to remind someone.

At the first minute and we fix it. I don't even try anymore. Because I know myself, I know I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. It's not paid, it's not paid. I'm going to do it. It's shit. I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it, I'm not going to pay, I'm not going to pay. I'm going to do it, it's shit. I'm going to do it again, and I'm going to do it three times, and then I call someone. So it cost me 900$ a month and 200$ for a professional. I had to do the cocking in my shower. It's a standing shower, so you open the door quickly and it was in the corner.

I had never seen cocking in my life. So I bought the gun and I thought I was very confident because I had seen videos on YouTube and the average of the videos was a maximum of 3 and a half minutes. I was like, well, it can't be that complex. And like a minute was just how to cut at what angle depending on the number of inches. So I go buy the glue, I buy the gun, the cheapest one because I don't need anything else. I go home and I say, babe, I'm going to do the coking tonight. I clean the old coking, I'm fucking good at cleaning old things, it's incredible. I scrub, I remove all the corners, everything is clean, spick and span. I put the first line of calking and already it stays glued to the rifle.

And it goes on the bottom of the shower. And I never touched glue in my life, only I wiped with my finger. Oh man, I did the same thing! And it smudges on the whole shower. And I watch the videos, and in the videos it's easy to install it. But then I watch videos on cleaning what you fucked up in the first 3 seconds of your process. And it means that when you smudge, you have to clean the glue very well, so that there are no residues left.

You have to let it dry and then come back. I clean with a paper and I just take it off. There are a lot of residues and I try to wipe it off. It doesn't work. Obviously. I keep cleaning. Just to tell you how modern we are at home. I wanted to look like a man in front of my wife.

I said to her, baby, I'm the one who's pooping at home. And she's pissed off. Excuse me, Emine. I said, baby, I'm the one who's doing the cocking at home. And she was pissed. I'm sorry, man. I just wanted you to know that it's very manly to be pissed. A modern couple. I was a modern couple. I was pissed. I was on my knees.

I was on my knees in the shower, almost in the doggy style. And then my wife took off my pants and put a finger in my ass. That's what happened. My wife took off my pants and put a finger in my ass. That's what happened. You're capable! You're capable! Bravo! So I've been fighting against the glue in the shower for two hours. I have glue from my head to the bottom of my feet. And my wife tries to get garlic in the kitchen, but my wife doesn't cook.

And I hear her scream after the stove. So I'm screaming in the shower, she's screaming in the stove, the other side is next to the tears. It lasted about 3-4 hours, I cleaned everything up. I'm exhausted, I'm emotional. I get out of the bathroom, I'm like my mom is dead. I'm on the floor, I'm out of breath, my wife comforts me. We're in the condo hallway, I'm lost.

I get up in the morning, you know when you're done with the test, you get up the first morning the next day, you're a bit numb, I'm a bit numb, but I'm like but you know what? I'm going to take a shower a second time. I clean everything. With alcohol? I clean everything, like fuck, I clean everything from A to Z, it's Spade and Spun. I get up, I do the first line, it's fucking clean. I do the second line, it's fucking clean. I said to her, my wife is like, get out of the bathroom right now. It's been a week since we took our showers, okay?

Because we didn't want to. I go out, the next day my beautiful brother comes. And then he's like, okay, wait a minute, he's a little bit crazy. That's what I hate, guys who come. They're like, no, no, wait a minute. And he's like, yo, you were about to have done a good job, but let me just show you how we do it. He puts the two tapes, he passes the whole thing, he does,

it took an hour and a half to clean everything. He puts the third line, he puts his third line, he puts the fourth, he puts his finger, it sticks on his finger, it removes the three lines. He goes out, his wife is in the bathroom, at home comforting him. It cost me four tubes. It's supposed to cost 1% of a tube. It cost me 4 tubes of coking. I still have glue stains at home now. I go out fucking angry. I call a man named Marcel. And Marcel, this man, he's coking.

Marcel is a bottle of coking. One of the most reliable names in history. Marcel, before I took my courage and did the coking, I called him a few days earlier. My wife and I said we're not going to pay 250 bucks for a gentleman to do the coking. It costs 9 bucks, I'll do it myself, it'll be fine. I told her I was on the outside of the region,

that's why I cancelled the appointment so they wouldn't come. They pushed us back several times. That's a message from God to tell us, like, yo, do it yourself, take your courage in both hands. I call him the week after, it's been two weeks, who knows we don't have a coking at home. And I say, hey Marcel, excuse me, my brother-in-law came, he tried to do the job,

he didn't do a nice job, come to our place. He's like, hey, hey, brother-in-law, huh? And he calls me on the phone and he doesn't even say hello, how are you? He says, Marcel Calfeutrage. That's how he introduces himself on the phone and he doesn't even say hello. He says, Marcel Calfeutrage. That's how he introduces himself on the phone. I say, hi Marcel, how are you? It's Emil, we're on our way. Marcel Calfeutrage?

Yeah, it's like MCF. I want to plug it because that guy saved my life and my girlfriend. When he arrived at our house, he went into the condo and he felt through the vibrations in the wall that the coking had been done by someone incompetent. I don't know what he felt, as soon as he got in he said to his brother who keeps his job for two days. I'm like, Marcel, sorry, you told us it had to be cleaned 72 hours later, you don't have to worry. I don't have time to get out of the bathroom, I hear him whistling. I get out of the bathroom, I do the dishes, he's like,

it's over. I come back, the I don't know if he used his tongue to do the dishes. But in the lines of the dishes, the guy is four feet three, it's up to the ceiling, up to the bottom. There's no ladder, okay? There's no ladder. I check the dishes, he's like, that's a nice job.

And I check the dishes, honestly, I would have that as a place to be. I check the calfeutrage, he's like, that's a nice job. And I check the calfeutrage, honestly, I would have fucked the calfeutrage. He was done. He was spik and spam. A nuclear bomb could have fallen right away. And that's when Doré Navant comes and sticks me next to him. If there's a man named Marcel, I'll get him on the neck. That's it. Simple, simple.

Your thing of not... we can applaud Marcel. We applaud Marcel. We applaud people. We applaud people. We applaud the gentlemen. The artisans who know what they're doing. 100,000% For example, the business of the fingers. Every time I do cocking, I always take my finger, but I put it right away.

So I make the line, and then I put my finger right away. And it always does a good job. Don't think you're good in front of me. I just opened my mouth to you. No, but you said, don't touch with your finger. You have to touch with your finger. You have to touch with your finger, but it looks like Marcel's finger is self-humidification. That's his pre-comment, Marcel. I would have sucked Marcel.

I would have sucked Marcel. Incredible. Oh no, the guys and the girls, who knows what they're doing. Ah, the voting is not enough. No, they don't have enough spotlight, the artisans. Ah, Stig, that's good. My class, there's a woman who comes for my class, I've never had a nice class, I I always bought... well, I always bought... I had two houses, but there's nothing, it's just coke.

Ok, that's good. Yeah, that's it, but you can take it anyway. It's a liquid. Hydrate yourself. Hydrate yourself, it's my water glass! Your water glass has the color of the coat! That's what I take when you ride a bike! It's a liter of plastic, of debt! That's the bike's fault, the thing is tilted, so the ice cream falls every time I pedal.

Would you ride more bikes if you had something to on an old-fashioned glass that doesn't fall. It would take a little cabinet. Marcel would have to put some coking on me so it would stick a little. Wait, but you said that a little. But yeah, that's it. There's a woman who comes to our house to do the land, and she's so good! I've never seen a human... Wait, what is land? Does she take away the weeds? She does everything! She does everything that's on the land!

How many times does she come? Does she come at the beginning of the season? She came last year in the middle of the season, since I went back home last year. At the beginning, we were too busy building, but we managed to plant plants. Plants, plants, plants, and everything. One year, we dug a rock, and we looked at it. There was a rock bigger than the table.

And there... a big rock that's bigger than the table. And there's... A I know you're not manual, but that's how it works. I know. Guys, she's doing... hey, we should try that. It's boring. There are construction guys who are there, who are like, we're strong. So one of the guys is trying... I had a stab and it worked. Yeah, I had a stab in here. One of the guys is trying, he's not capable.

The other guy, the lead, is not capable. They're like, we're going to get the third guy. They're going to get the third guy. They're going to get the third guy. She kills the Stee. She hits the rock, she has to weigh 300 pounds. She lifts that, she cries. It's like, oh, what a Stee. She's strong.

Is she a man-man? No, no. She's a strong woman. She's a Quebec-speaking Francophone, but she scares me. She's scared. She's the one. I pay even before she says I pay. I'm a French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking French-speaking Without anything. Without a ring. Like a chimpanzee. It's impressive. It's maybe...

It's maybe a monkey. It's a lot of talent. To lift rocks in bare hands. And climb trees. And then... I just think there's a lot of talent that aren't celebrated. It's impressive. But after, you know, there was... But you know, yeah, yeah... I just think there are a lot of talents that are not even celebrated, it's impressive, you bastard!

And she said, well, my construction guy was like, you bastard, where are you training? And you were like, well, my job, you know, I'm not 100% sure. 9 hours a day to pull things out. But as soon as you do construction, at least at home, you sleep the night all curly, you're like, you bastard, how do they do that? With just a fat burner and a Tim's coffee in the system, you're sleeping all night, all curly, and you're like, how the hell do they do that

with just a fat burner and a Tim's coffee in the system? You know, man. It's the only real job. You're eating a wrap, and a monster, man. I'd be decollete after a week. 100%. It's the only, the construction jobs and the landscaping jobs,

landscaper, it's the only real job. There's no real job that you can do horizontally. Horizontally, it's sleeping. There's no real job that you can do horizontally. Horizontally, it's lying down. There's no real job. 100%. There's no real job you can do. You have to be crouched, standing up. Your accountant is not a real job. Have you ever had manual jobs? No.

My first job, first in life, was at Frank Langevin's in Quebec. Do you know this company? The name? I thought it was a man. Frank Langevin, it's a goose, Frank Langevin. There were yellow and blue trucks, it was a little bit of a mess. Hey Chris, my grandfather! You're telling me a name?

My grandfather, I saw my grandfather not long ago and he told me that one of his good buddies was your father. Really? Yeah, I don't know where he met this guy, so it's the worst of the anecdotes. Oh yeah, but... I found that cool. He met Frank Langevin? Frank Langevin is my great-grandfather. It tells me that I remember.

He's the brother of my grandfather, Frank Langevin, I think. Anyways, man, it was a clean-up after Sinistre. So we were in a condo tour, and it went on fire. It was a clean-up after the residents could come in. But the air tests were never good, but we didn't see anything. So you just do the laundry, something that doesn't exist for a whole summer. Did you walk around with nets to catch... I caught fire risks. I caught them by the window. That's Sebring. It was Sebring. And finally, I finished this summer and we didn't pass the air tests and I went back to school.

So I don't even know if they passed. I'm sure I wish those residents, the poor ones... Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. So it didn't pass the air tests and by the end of summer, they went back to their apartment, I'm sure. Probably. Don't worry, we did the tests. And they passes. We did the same on the refuge as you and Satan.

Do I have time to go pee quickly? Yes, you have time. I never had a manual job. I don't know if placing tampons on it is a manual job. It was like he was in the toilet for a long time. Oh yeah. It's a manual job, but it's... No. It's like he's been on the scene for a long time. Oh yeah. So, at home...

You know, I did that in an independent company. Well, I worked in an independent company, so in an independent company, you do the facing automatically. At home, are you the kind of person that... Oh, it must be fucking awesome. Everything is set. Everything is set. The facing is the only...

Because it's the only thing we did to people around you that made you feel like you really had a job. At least you were like, oh yes, I'm important. Thanks to me, Jean Coutu, there's money. Jean Coutu will sell paint boxes for men in their 50s. That's the thing. There were favorite sections. I think one of the only things I took from Jean Coutu, because I worked there for 2-3 years, was listening to the only Quebecois music I listened to I took from Jean Coutu, because I worked there for 2 or 3 years,

was listening to the only Quebecois music I listened to, was from Jean Coutu. Radio PJC was part of my youth. It's the place where I listened to Ginette Renault. What's a radio? They have a radio, there's a DJ who makes compilations. When you go to Jean Coutu, it's a sommelier of music who chose those songs. So it's Ginette Renaud...

It's... what's it called? Soft Rock from Quebec. Dream better, dream better. Danny Belanger, it's Danny Belanger. Daniel Belanger. I'm talking about Marcel, who made me a construction worker. Danny Belanger, my boy. There were a lot of songs that now, when I listen to them, I get shivers in my body.

It brings me back to 16 years old. Because when I was young, and it also pisses me off, did you listen to a lot of Quebecois music? When I was little, almost zero, until I heard Vilain Penguin. I was an intern, and I was like, oh, tabarnak, that's really good. And that opened the door for me.

After that, I listened to not so many Quebeckers, but a lot. Because growing up, despite the fact that I went to school with a lot of Quebeckers, it was a punchline, Quebeck music. It was like, you listen to cowboy, hahaha. But nobody openly said they were listening to frangant cowboy or whatever. So, in my head, I never had access to that kind of music. I was a little more influenced by G-Unit. But...

I was at the Jancoutu and I listened to this music, I was like, fuck, Gignac Renault, they're fucking bangers. But I had a little... So you came back to school. But I didn't talk about it. I was like... Yeah, G-Unit is good, but... G-Renaud... G-Net is even better.

I was a bit of a G-Net-Renaud classmate. I was watching that for myself. Two or three years ago, I was doing the first part of Hadzib. Hadzib was singing Jerry Boulet on stage. There was a section of his song that I sang like a coyote. I was listening to it and I was like, what the fuck is that? I googled the song in the song log and I discovered Jerry Boulet 2-3 years ago and it changed my life. It changed my life completely because I wasn't exposed to that kind of music in general and now that we're talking about it, I discovered Gaston Mandeville a week and a half ago

and I blasted Gaston Mandeville with the windows down in the middle of winter, I really want to blast that. And it pisses me off because I would have wanted to be exposed to this kind of music sooner. Never too late. Was it the same thing, especially because we had the same age? At school, for me, it was punchlines, Quebec music. It was kind of a joke. No, because my parents listened to it at home. We listened to Richard Desjardins at the dinner,ait tout le temps Richard Desjardins au souper, l'album live au Club Soda de Richard Desjardins. Si vous ne l'avez pas écouté, il est bon à tabarnak, écoutez ça.

Fait qu'on écoutait ça. Non, mais mon père c'était un genre de melomane qui écoutait de la musique québécoise. Mais ça passe par là, quand t'es kid. 100 %. Ça passe par là, si tes parents écoutent pas de musique et t'en transmettent pas, tu vas écouter ce que tu te fais proposer dans le cours d'école. If your parents don't listen to music and you don't share it, you'll listen to what you were offered in school. I listened to J. Younet too. Or what was special about La Blouse.

My mother was more J. Younet. My father was in Richard Desjardins, my mother was more in the King's The Rap. She was more Lloyd Banks. Lloyd Banks. Lloyd Banks too. Yeah, Lloyd Banks. Yeah man. But there's something fun about it.

Like you, when you listen to the music of Richard Desjardins, you must have a nostalgia for your youth. Yeah, and I have a nostalgia. I have a nostalgia. I have a nostalgia, too, I think, of a certain Quebec scene that I didn't really know. You know? But you know what's weird? When I listen to Quebec music, I have so much nostalgia.

Oh man, it makes me feel good to hear that. I have so much nostalgia. I have nostalgia for a childhood I didn't have. Yeah? Yeah. That's crazy. I'm surprised when you listen to you, you have my nostalgia, but it's still... Yeah, I listen to it once in a while, but... I'd like you to listen to it too.

I know I'd like to, but... It's crazy, curiosity is a muscle to be maintained. Well, hey! Hey, John! Hey, you! You both made me look at you! No. I like that sentence. Curiosity is a muscle that needs to be maintained.

It's so true. It's so true. And it's not funny. But these people from France, no matter what situation you're in, they're going to do it to anyone, it's true, but it's always going to be followed by... Pfff... There's nothing you can't do, you can't bounce on the top. Hey, it reminds me, you know...

It reminds me of the voice that I held in the muscle of my creativity. But it reminds me, I'm obsessed with sub-words. Yes! Yes, I know. Did you see that? Speaking of that, it's funny that I'm going to bounce on that, but every three weeks I have a new passion. Emil is a guy that... I really like Emil because no matter what the subject is, that I brought to Emil, he has already been thinking about it. And he has made an opinion. I am extremely complexed by the fact that I have a lot of data in my brain,

but I have visited a few countries. People talk about their trip to Korea, and I have a lot of information about South Korea, but when they ask me the question, I'm like, Oh yeah, when you went to Korea, I'm like, no, I'm just a lot on TikTok. That's really it. You're an encyclopedia because of TikTok. How do you learn things about Korea but on TikTok? When you spend 8 hours a day on a subject, subconsciously your brain will record data. Do you write in Korean or is it just the algorithm?

I am 100% victim of my algorithm. Ok, it's never you who decides. I'm not like that, now it's the Korean. There are other people who eat huge amounts of food. Mugbangs, mugs. That's why I like Koreans. They invented the mugbang, they ate chicken. It's disgusting, the people who make sound when they eat. The sound is horrible, but the art of eating is different.

But if there's so much sound... I've never seen a single video of that, I know it because of him. He explained to me what a mukbang was, because he told me he liked watching people eat. Because during my life, when I was paying attention to what I was eating, I was a little bit of a psychopath, I was watching people eat and I was like... Were you on a diet once? Not diet, but I was careful. You've always been, but you seem very thin.

I'm very thin, but that's it. I'm thin on the outside, but on the inside my blood markers aren't incredible. But him, in terms of diet and nutrition, it's Joe Rogan. He's just not fucking beef and he doesn't measure four feet two. But it's true, he knows everything. I had the impression that I was obsessed with nutrition for a period of my life. Food, carnivore... Not carnivore. I pay attention to what I eat, but what makes me sick is that I have the data in my brain,

but I don't do enough. I know what I have to do. Do you take ice baths? I used to do it once, but I stopped because I didn't want to anymore. Okay. That's why. That's why I'm crazy. And also, since your bath was going to leak, since you had a bad calp...

It's impossible to talk about Marcel like that. But yeah, I stopped. And recently, one of my passions is Sumo. And I went through Sumo, so I worked on my muscle and curiosity. And now it's ping pong. Oh yeah! So one year, TikTok did, look, there's nothing on Sumo anymore. We're going to go ping pong. Oh yeah, that's the ping pong thing. So one year, TikTok did, look, there's nothing on the sub-model anymore, we're going to go ping pong. No, it's that my friend invited me to his place, and there's a ping pong table, and we played ping pong,

and I went home and I was like, ping pong is incredible. That's when I started looking for videos on ping pong. You had never played before? I had played, but I played when I was younger. You hadn't taken the time to understand what it was. There was less emotional impact compared to the work that ping pong takes. And I respected the sport a little less. And after having done research, I have a lot of respect for the sport.

We see that you have a lot of respect because you called it a sport. It's a sport. It's a fucking sport. When you play six hours of ping pong, you have to change your boxers. And not because you ejaculate after the moment of pleasure, it's really because you sweat. Except it's a sport, the ping pong. It's an activity...

It's the Olympics. There are a lot of things. Cris, breakdancing is a sport. Breakdancing is a sport. When it's the Australians who do it, it's not a sport. But when it's... Hey man, there must have been a couple of breakdancers who were like, hey, you're a jerk.

That's not what I do. Do a headstand. Hey man, he must have a couple of break dancers who were like, hey, you're a jerk. Yeah. That's not what I do. Do a headstand. Do a headstand. Ah, breakdancing is tough, I know. It's very difficult. There are a lot of things that are tough, but not sports. Yeah, but...

Are... well, the ke's a sport? 100%, I had an obsession with bowling. It depends on the game. I have a favorite bowler. Jason Belmonté. I went to play hockey not long ago. My grandfather told me he knew my father. My father played hockey? Maybe.

Great athletes. I never played hockey. I played 243 in my first game. You're a dick! I was a kid. I was a kid. I never played hockey. I played 243 in my first game. You're a real sport man!

You're a real sportsman. Maybe it's not a sport. Fuck you, it's a sport. Where did you go instead of an old man? Yes, it's my grandfather who beat me in the gym. Did you play the small balls or the big balls? I can't play the big balls. I play the small ones. That's why.

Ok, but it's true. In defense of the real bowling athletes, when I was throwing in the center, it was a nabba. When I was throwing a little to the right, it was a nabba. And if I was throwing a little to the left, it was a nabba too.

Can I say something? You're just fucking good at bowling. I'm a fucking piece of shit. And you deserve to pursue this. I'm going to coach you. I'm going to coach you. You know what? I'm signing you. We're going to shoot. It would be sick if the universe had a plan for you. That the universe does... Why is he so funny? He was created, he was born on Earth...

If he becomes the world's bowling champion, the world will be in peace. 100%! Marcel is the calcification, you're the bowling. Stop fucking around and say... But I love the fact that bowling is a sport. What did your grandfather play? Because it's sad for him, he brings you that, it's his sport. You're 240, he's 89. And a dislocated shoulder.

My grandfather made an age that I couldn't bend at all. So I lean, I try to be precise. My grandfather, it's disgusting to do a gun that he listens to, but he moves forward and and throwing his ball. He played like 200-220. Oh fuck, you're a talented family! It's genetic! The way he described his grandfather, and he played 220, I see that it's a real sport.

I see that it's a real sport. I have one of my uncles who had a car accident that really limits his right leg movements and he plays non-stop non-stop games. I had one day, I met a guy who had a bowling alley. I had done the TQS keys in the past. What is that? It's a big joke. There was a show in the past, at the time of the PQS, that they put a star and a professional together. That's my dream, don't think you're really doing it.

I had played against Jean-Michel Dufault, Jean-Michel Dufault is a pro, I'm a pro. And then we would throw and you would always take the best shot of both. And I... Two balls, best shot. No, but it was always me who had the best shot. And I was like... You know, I would make little comments to the guy. I was like, it's not normal, you're a professional, you know? I wasn't doing it for fun.

What's a professional? What does that mean? I don't want to tolerate this slander here. He was playing on TV. That's what I said. I assume that there isn't enough competition. I talked to the owner of the place and she said, she said, no, because here we make for the rotten hostages that everyone silence anywhere, it goes in the middle.

He aims at the right place and he aims hard. So he's always a little bit on the side. So he left to his place and said Mike Ward is better than me in my field. After I wanted to call him to tell him and he was dead.

Oh no! It would be sick if he committed suicide because of that and I tell this in a way that's funny for you guys! I worked at Val Belair, but up there there were pool tables. My father played in a league. I had never been there, but my father, his league was in Val Belair. I worked at the pool table up there, which was always empty.

There were only four machines that were always full. What were you doing? I was at the bar, I was making drinks, but they didn't give me any information. The most complicated drink I made was a Coors Light. It was always empty. I had 4 people on the machines, and it was people who were going around the city of Quebec. From Neuchâtel, Loretteville, Val Bel Air, looking for the machine that was going to be paid today.

You see, in my opinion, that's a sport. Yeah. That, for real, it takes... yeah yeah. Emotional level, it's a nasty sport, man. Your heart is there. To convince you, yeah yeah. Yo, losing your house is a sport. Yeah, and losing your house by hiding it from your wife is an extreme sport.

Oh yeah man. Oh yeah, it must be all the guys that their family doesn't know they're there. They're like, my dad is a dentist. So I was there and there was never, never, never, nobody. And I didn't understand how it was paying. And for me, it was paying in a way that was not ideal to talk about on the internet. I imagine, right? Yes, it must. There was never a crisis.

I think the government is underliving machines. And then you make a profit on the machines. If you have machines, the space can be empty completely. Oh yes, okay, that's it. Apparently, machines pay like 10,000 a year at least. Even more than that. Yeah, it's even more than that. In the meantime, it's 10,000, 28 years ago.

All my references are from 1987. The key. So, Chuck, question. Yes, absolutely. First question for Péo. I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a

I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a Yeah, yeah, you're all the same guy with the special effects. Yeah... Yeah, it must be... It's hard to answer that. Yeah, but let's say when I come... Someone wrote me, bravo, very funny, it's better than Netflix. But let's say, for real, when I come back here to the brothel, I hear when I'm not being introduced to the club,

that there are people who listened to the show and didn't know me. And now they're happy to see me. It wasn't like that before. So yeah, big difference. And that would be it. A labore! Next question for Emile. With your podcast in the comments, did it inspire you to do your recent work? Yes, there was a thing, a poem I did, back dance on the type of father I wanted to be.

I don't want to do my own bit on stage, but the premise was that I wanted to be a... My dream in life is to be a man who has nothing in his head. A man from Texas, who is completely empty-headed. Except his wife, his children, his dog and the church. And no matter what you bring him, he fights to get his family out of poverty. He really wants to get his children out of trouble. His wife does his salary four times and he refuses to accept that his wife does his salary four times. He has a job, he raises horses, he's a fucking cowboy,

he makes 2000$ a year, he works as a refugee, but he has social security. And I had developed something, because these men, I'm so impressed by these people, people just empty their heads, no opinion on anything, and it's like, my wife, my wife, my kids, my dogs and my church. That's it. Don't talk about war, don't talk about oil prices, it's not important. It's my wife, my kids, my dogs and my church. I'm empty. Because I know a few gentlemen in my entourage who don't have the right to have an opinion.

Because of their wife or because of society? Because of their wife, mainly. Their wives are strong, they handle the house. They love their role, they go in the house, they shut up. They're providers and that's it. They don't even know. That's my dream, my wife does more in my house than me. You may be a provider, but you don't provide anything.

That's exactly it. You're like, my you don't provide anything. That's exactly it! You're like, my job is to provide everything, the one who decides. I'm the one who makes the money. She makes more money than me, but it's me. They operate in society, they don't look down when they die. She pays the bill, but I pay the extra eco. I paid for a month Eco! Exactly! I paid for NordVPN in a month! These guys, and I'm a huge fan of that, there was this podcast angle,

but it's always the thing, I don't want to release beats I made on a podcast and do it on stage, in case people already listened to them, but we have 70 people on the platform, nobody listened to my jokes. But there is something, you felt it, really, the before podcast, after podcast, just to be comfortable being on stage and testing things. Because I have the impression, sorry if it's a long question,

but me, before I do the under-eval, if I didn't have a laugh after 9 seconds, I panicked. And then, it seems like I'm stuck. I tell myself, I'll be able to test this, even if it's one minute before I have my laugh. I'll be comfortable. Did you feel that? Uh, no. Okay. But yes, it's sure that the podcast, I like the format of the podcast a lot more to be funny,

because it can allow me to blab talk for an hour before I start punching. But I feel like I'm on the scene because I don't have the world's feedback in the podcast and I find it funny what we do in the podcast. I'm on the scene and I'm trying to shorten my speech too quickly. There's all the context that's missing. So I say three words, I'm a homophobic racist without context. And then the world doesn't laugh. And I'm like, start the world doesn't laugh. And then I listen again, I'm like, oh yeah, no, you didn't say anything about what you wanted to say. So I find it even more dangerous for me to have a podcast than not.

Maybe I should stop without comment. Thank you for the question Chuck. It's amazing. I'm there for that. Other questions? Yes, two other questions. Next question is for PO. I don't know if you have an insight, but when was the revolution? I don't know if it was part of a telimero or... When was the revolution?

When was the revolution? When was the revolution? It would be crazy to learn that you're a terrorist. That was your signal. And then everyone dies here. And it's the most viewed episode because it's the most popular one. You kill everyone, that's why Guilainn isn't here. He knew, he's the one who wrote that. The thing is, what's funny with this is that it's an insight, but it's an insight that I wasn't part of, so I have no idea what we're talking about. I don't know what we're talking about. You have a little Che Guevara head, I'm not going to lie. I followed you in political ideology.

I'm going to say Che Guevara, Jesus, the pharmacist, the three of them. The pharmacist, does he have an air? I think pharmacist, doesn't he have a corporate look? I have no idea. They don't have a corporate look. I have no idea. I don't know what he's thinking. It must be a revolution look. Maybe that's it. You're the one who's going to liberate Quebec. It would be great, man. We're going to liberate Quebec.

When you liberate Quebec, I hope that, like your right arm, you'll bring the rock. Yes, yes. It's going to be him, your management guy. It's going to be him. It's him, what you want to see from Quebec, he's going to answer that it's going to bring me, but the budget isn't there for now. Okay? You're not Trump, the rock is our Elon Musk.

Imagine! A little poorer. Imagine! We are in front of the house, at the rock, trying to sell SUVs. So, there's still one left. There's still one left. It's for Emile, basically. My PO made a number in Radio-Canada. Is there a media tribune to which you would like to make a number of the word or go to meet

people from the media? No matter the media tribune, Emile, it's up to you. Any tribune that pays cash. What? Any tribune, Emile, it's up to you. Any tribune that pays cash. What? Do you think, for example,

2025 Just for Rire will do more galas this summer. Is it just Comedia that is called Just for Rire or will they do galas in Montreal too? There are some in Montreal too.

I don't think there are galas in Montreal. I don't know if it's galas more than shows that are thematic. I don't know. You were so confident in your answer. There are some in Montreal. There are galas in Quebec, but in Montreal there are other types of shows, outside and inside. But they want to bring back the gala. Like, yeah, yeah, that's right.

And to do a gala in 2025, what is it like? Let's say someone like you, are you like, oh I hope to have that? Or if you have it, you're like, oh it's just cool, it gives me so much. It's just cool, it gives me so much. I think there is no emotional attachment. It's cool, forget the amount, it's cool to play in a big room and make this experience happen. Especially since you worked a couple of years at Just For Laugh. It's close to Lou for me.

You know, yes, you come back, and everyone who said what to do lost their job. You're like Chris, I survived. I mean, motherfuckers. My goal would be to pee on stage too when I'm there. But yeah, I think it would be a close of us. It would be a fucking nice experience. And I think it's also more for the checklist. To tell me, I made a gala, it's behind us. I collected the checks, I collected the laughs.

And then we can move on to something else. It would be nice. But media stand... Just being on TV, anything that would give me an opportunity to say something in a microphone, somewhere, I'll take it. I think that's it. No, it's not going to be impossible. It's not my dream to be on Télé-Québec.

It's not going to be impossible. My dream... What is Télé-Québec? Razougran? There's new TVA. I might be OD next season. Maybe I'm married, I'm going to ask my wife, but maybe I'll do OD. Yeah, yeah, you just have to unsubscribe from TVA. I don't know if there's a way to do that so you don't get bored. Oh no, OD turned into new. New. Okay, yeah.

Okay, so... New. The new. The TV was new. New? The new... The TV's sheep. I think. That was TVA? No, but in the past, V was the TV's black sheep. V was the black sheep. It wasn't TQS. TQS was the black sheep of the TV.

V was the what? V was what? V was what TQS became... Yes, it became V and it became new. Did you have a slogan? V was the Eric Salvaid... That was the slogan. V was the Eric Salvaid...

TV? I have a question for you Mike. Before we finish... Ok. Because we're going to come and try it. Did you like it? Did you watch the number that was made by Olivier, paying tribute to Claude... what's his name? Claude Bégin.

Claude Bégin who... I never liked this kind of number. But... Since it was you. No, but even when it's not me, there's a side of me that I thought, Oh, it's weird to have affected the humor of myself. And there's a side of me that I hate that I have air. So having Claude Bégin, who has a shape of death,

I was like, yes, that's it. So, that's it. I was happy to be shaped. Did they make a tribute number? No, it wasn't a tribute. It was... As if it was death in the movie. No, no, they were making a gag.

I don't remember how it was made, but they were saying, this year, there was a musical comedy on Mike Ward, here's an extract, and Claude Bégin was coming. Claude Bégin is the guy from Lisanne Nadeau who... The fucking hot guy with the long hair and tattoos. Jay DuTemps... Jay DuTemps was 7 years old. You know, he's... yeah, that's it. It's Jason Momoa... Yeah, that's it. Sir Jason Momoa...

Yeah, yeah, Sir Jason Momoa... That's the fucking hot one. Stop trying to make me horny. Honestly, I didn't even need to try. I'm fucking drunk right now. It's incredible. So, after that, he was singing and there were bottles of vodka

and coke. Well, normal coke. So then he sang, and there were bottles of vodka and Coke... Well, normal Cokes. That's something that got me. It's very corporate, what did you do? Write the time! I was like, Chris, it's Coke diet, it's not normal Coke. Call Sylvain Larocque, please. It's absolute bottles.

And then I was like, God... But then I remembered, Quebec TV has 11 bucks in its budget. They went to a clothing store and they were like, « It's gonna take us some bottles! » And they put in whatever they wanted. But no, that's it. I was generally happy. That's it. Ok, I was curious. Cool. That's it. That's all.

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