Mike Ward Sous Écoute - #532 - Tommy Néron et Billy Tellier

Episode Date: June 9, 2025

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If you use the promo code SUZECUTE20, go to go.dosejuice.com slash sous-écoute DOSE. If it's intense, c'est dose. In direct from the Bordel Comedy Club in Montreal, here is Mike Ward, sous écouteur! Thank you very much! Good evening! Welcome to my sub-listener.

I have the impression that my voice is different. I feel like I'm losing my voice. It's starting. It would take a little beating. I don't know why, but every year, I get a little stingsy with the heat and the air conditioning, you can see that I'm fragile, fragile, fragile. Did you have your air conditioning at home?

No, not yet. Not yet, but now I feel the air conditioning, and I feel that it's too hard for me. I should have... my arms not protected. I would have needed someone a little bit obnoxious to just stick me during the show. No, come on, come on. I want to thank you. Who was here at the first podcast? Thank you very much. here at the first podcast?

Thank you very much. You were really fun. The first podcast was good, right, Yann? It was excellent. Yes, the people are like that. Did you know that? The second one. The second one will be even better. But what touched me, there were a lot of people after that came to tell me beautiful things. And I saw...

It touches me, people. I think it's me who's getting old. But you touch me, thank you for touching me. What is it? Did someone tell you something that touched you? Well, there was a guy who told me that his blonde was diagnosed with cancer. And that's when you see that I'm a guy. He said, my blonde was diagnosed with cancer. And I really took it badly. And then I thought of her sub-listeners, I didn't commit suicide. I told the guy, I said, hey, can I make you a kalimba? I made a kalimba.

And while making the kalimba, I said, I didn't offer anything to the one with cancer. And then I was like, you're still talking about cancer? And she said no and I said, okay, well, perfect. And she said no, and I said, OK, perfect. It touched me, and she too. I'm happy she's fine. There was another guy who was out for the first time. He was in intensive care yesterday. He went out of intensive care, and his friend said,

I managed to get tickets tickets to listen to you, but maybe you shouldn't come. Since it was a major accident, he showed me his car. It's surprising that he's still alive. I just held his hand and I went to do it. I didn't do it because I did it. It's clearly all broken. But that's it, it touched me.

Oh nice, nice. That's it. That's it. That's what our discussions are about. It's me a little bit moved and Yann who saw the minutes before returning to the camp. I often have messages from people who got out of depression because of podcasts. It helps a lot of people. Oh yeah?

Yeah. I talked last week and I won't say the name of the comedian, but he didn't believe it. He was like, no, no, if people say he was going to commit suicide and it wasn't your fault, it's a liar's style. And then he said, there was a woman who said, thanks to you, I didn't commit suicide. And he replied, you would never have done it. And then, it's like, damn, poor Chris,

she's like, finally, I have the courage to announce that... and maybe, she can't hear that, but... Yeah, that's it. It still touches me. Even when I was in depression, what helped me was...

What helped me was Eric the Midget from Howard Stern. I was hitting myself. For those who don't know the Howard Stern universe, he was a little... Eric the Midget was... and then he became Eric the Actor when Howard Stern became a little more rogue. Eric the Midget was a little disabled person who was angry. He was always angry. And they didn't help him to get rid of him. He was like, we're going to put balloons on your wheelchair to see if you fly to heaven. And he was always in a mess.

But it was so funny. There are compilations on YouTube. And I typed compilations. It's like compilations of 6-8 hours. And it made me laugh. 6-8 hours? Of little angry people. Little angry people.

And it's because he was gawking a little bit. But after that, he was gawking, he was sending him like... Playboy stuff and ranch with girls and all that. And you know, he got his first butt thanks to Howard Stern. His first butt? Yeah. That's crazy. It's been 28 years. I haven't heard that term. Butt, you mean a real butt or a real Western butt?

Yeah, a real butt. You don't say that, you butt. I'm bringing back a Western boot. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah? Ah, I never thought about that. You know, butt, since it's ass. I'll review my language, Mike. Excuse me. No, no, but butt, that's it. I was going to say I like that, but... It's true that it's an old term. It is an old term. Yeah, yeah, it's an old term. The person you butt has a big nipple.

Big nipple, a little grisly. So yeah, that's it. So he sent Eric the Magic, but after that he came back and he was roasting, it was just magic because it's a little kid with too much pride to be able to do that kind of thing. It's spicy as hell. It made me laugh.

It's always funny. Someone angry, someone angry but not leaving. That's what fascinated me about Christon Cant. Christon Cant, yes he's in a wheelchair, but he has a dick. He could go out, it's long to go out, he doesn't come back. But it fascinated me that most of the time, it wasn't him who went to Howard Stern. It was him who called Howard Stern. He was being screwed, he was in a mess.

And I started listening to Howard Stern again recently. The new ones? Yes. And is it good? I started to like it. I started to like it. It's the radio of the 90s. But it's good.

It's like the jungle of the jungle in Quebec. Ok, ok. Yes, I liked that. Because I listened to him, he was just doing interviews, he was not doing really sketching and he was not doing anything very trash. No, he has started again. He has started again. He has a lot of characters. Oh, that's cool. Yes, that's it. And there are still the Wack Packers.

And it's still the same pattern. So he has intellectual disabilities. But he doesn't call them retards, it's the slow adult. So he's like, no, no, I'm respectful, I'm respectful. We're going to send it. We won't see the retard. It's going to be sucked by a man. It's going to be the slow adult. And that's all the time.

I think, you know, like this week they're doing something. There's a mental retard who has a big penis. And his dream is to show his big penis to everyone. So he's going to dance in front of Andy Cohen, who is an American TV host. I was like, why am I listening to this? But I really liked it. Hey, do we introduce the guest?

Yes sir. Yes, so yeah, that's it. It's funny, it started with, hey, I was touched, well moved, and now we're talking about... The big penis. ...intellectual efficiency, big penis, and to fart. My guests this week, it's, I am ultra ultra ultra ultra ultra happy to have them. They're going to host a gala just for fun this summer, together.

One of them is on tour, the other one... I think he's on tour too, so I should have said, are they both on tour? It doesn't work, does it? It's like you say, one of them has two arms, the other one has two arms too. Ladies and gentlemen, here are Tommy Neron and Billy Tellier! How are you? How are you? Thank you for being here. It's a pleasure. I really feel like I'm here because

Yann wanted a little angry person. Hey, you were talking about a girl. I shouldn't start with that anecdote, but... You have the right to talk about it. I received a message several years ago, and I'm going to talk about her. I shouldn't start with that anecdote, but... OK, you have the right to talk about it.

I received a message a few years ago, but it was a Frenchman who wrote to me. I come to Quebec, I'm really looking forward to seeing what you do. I'm happy to see that someone like me has succeeded in life. I discovered you on the Wikipedia page, Nain célèbre. Huh? Oh yeah! I was discovered on the Wikipedia page, Nain célèbre. Huh? Oh, yeah! And then I went to see the Wikipedia page, and someone had added me to the Nain célèbre page.

So I had to explain to that person that, no, that's it, I'm not a Nain, but thank you, you can come and see the show anyway. All that is absurd. I would have loved for you to have the courage to say that. Yeah, but yeah. Well, no, but I didn't have a for you to have the courage to say that. Oh, yeah. Well, I didn't have a choice because after that he confronted me. You meet him, you're always...

I'm a big boy, I'm a big boy. So basically it's the famous boy's page and not the one I had in Quebec. No, but there were all the famous boys. Yeah, but in Quebec we don't have them. The planet. Yeah, they were all there. Like the little one from the WWE? Yeah, there was the key guy in Fort Boyard.

There wasn't even his name, it was the key guy. It was the key guy. It was basic. There was Gratteux. What's the size to be considered a dick? Isn't it 42? 42? Yeah, I think so.

Okay. Chris, he would have been a big deal with you. He could be considered a dick. Isn't it 42? 42? Yeah, I think so. Ok. Ok. He would have been a dickhead with you. You're a well-designed... It's the giant's order. That's it! It's a leader.

It's our leader. He would have made you look... Well, he would have tried to look you in the eyes, but they don't really have a neck. So... It was the beautiful time, the early 2000s. When we could laugh at everything. So... It was the time of the 2000s. When we could laugh about everything. The nines could be used and it would add little edges.

Imagine a Fort Boyard without a little guy. I think it's the Meprisians who called it that. It's a bit weird. There's something funny thing, the dwarf from Game of Thrones that took the little people from the movie Snow White away. I didn't know he was going to do that. He talked about that in a podcast. He had done the casting for Snow White, so he put Snow White white and seven dwarfs. And he was like in Tabarnak putting dwarfs on. It's like we were laughing at dwarfs.

So, Hollywood did what Hollywood did. Hollywood did, when we take off the dwarfs, we'll put him, we'll put her. But the dwarfs who had gotten engaged were like, Chris, we work once every 15 hours. We have one possibility, and now they're in a big Disney movie. A big Disney movie. They're going to pay their little house. He was just because he didn't have the role.

That's it. It was jealousy. He wasn't caught and he did... It's me the dwarf. It's me the famous dwarf. I wanted to be grumpy. But it's true that it's not like he's going to get into another movie. It's not like, OK, we won't put them in Snow White, Magic Mike, go ahead guys. Wanka was already out, so he doesn't want to do Willy Wanka.

But I thought that was too much of his part. Especially since he worked. He's successful, so he's there, it pays. Maybe he has Napoleon syndrome. We think because he's small. How are you doing? What date is your gala? 14th of August. It's 14th of August, Tommy.

It's at the Grand Theatre. How did they approach you? Did they approach you first? Not even. Was it you first? Not even? You were the first one? I was the first one? Shut up!

I'm sorry! Like that, you big ass! A little bit of a mess! I was the first one to approach. He's a real pain in the ass! It's so arrogant! You're right to think that. I didn't understand when you approached me.

My manager called me and said he wanted me to animate a gala. I was laughing. My reaction was to think that just for fun, I had the idea. I was like, they're going to propose to Radio Canada. Radio Canada is going to say no. Then they said no, no, Radio Canada. I said yes. It's cool. Perfect. It that was it. And then it was you, they said, but we'd like you to co-animate. And then you, they showed you pictures of little people. No, no, no.

That's it. They sent me a picture of myself in the sky. I was like, hey Billy! My rock'n'roll lover. They had ideas, so did I. And Billy had his two lists. So I'm talking like it was a fucking long list. Our two post-its of names. And yeah, I was really happy.

And I'm happy with the animated cut because it takes away... You know, we're guessing that I'm a bit of your intern, but... You know, he knows how it works in a gala. Well, you know, you worked on so many galas, and you participated in so many galas. And you, how many galas did you participate in? Two. Ok, that's less. So, two...

He asked two. I explain it to Mike, it's hard. We have an opening number, a format number. My name is 1. In the critics, it was about my number. I was part of my standing and they said it in the critics. I was part of it because they said it twice. When I heard my name, I thought it was the second time.

So while the world was on the line, I ran on my own. And then Laurent had to improvise on that, in a way that was like, well, it's his first, he's going to get used to it. So they saw that and they were like, he's ready. It's him we want. How could it be so bad? He's not even going to take those apples. I'm going to take those applause. I'll give you a nine. And then, but that's still, it's the phone that writes that in a criticism because it

plogs that you had a standing. Yeah, yeah, and this article, it was generated, it had put my name in the article's subtitle. It was like, Laurent Parquin reveals his arsenal, Tom Néron explodes you in his first gala, I was like, oh man!! Your mother cut him off. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Is it the year that Juste Pour Rire almost failed? Yeah. It's...

We met for the first time on that gala. Okay. I was on Laurent's gala too. You were after me and like a hole in your ass. I get ready, I'm stressed, he comes to me and says, Can you do four? I can't wait to finish. So he kind of got me out of my head. And it was well done, we started to have fun.

Because he put you in a big panel, he gives you the microphone and you're like, don't move. But during the half of the other number. It's endless. It's too long, you see everyone in the distance and you're like, no, stay there. So he came to see me and he came out of my head. I made you a long one, a four. And they don't put a little bottle of water, they don't put anything. So it would take a bottle of Kleenex to get you wet.

And a bottle of water. There has to be nothing because when it rises, they don't want to say it. They don't want to see it. Oh, you're there! Oh, you're there! Yeah, but it's really weird at that moment because you put too much pressure on yourself. Yeah, really. At least, there's even a prompter, so it's the time you make your number, which is the easiest.

Yeah, it's the ideal conditions. Did you use a prompter or just your pacing? My pacing, in case of Zoom, but the text would have been better. In fact, I didn't want the guy to touch the prompter. My keyboard was on one page of prompter. I was like, I'm talking big, and carrots, it's always a bit loud. I had the first, one year, I think it was a gala I was doing with Pat Groot, that everything was written. I didn't want to because I was always afraid that people in the audience would come back.

And then they would be like, why are you always watching me? Why is that? When we read, it's not improvised. You read with your finger, so it's... The audience is just written, Pierre Hébert comes out in surprise. It was written Pierre Hébert comes out in surprise. And yes, that was something that fascinated me because it was that year that it was on the prompter. And people were asking me if it was arranged. And I was like, it was written on the prompter. They are in the magic, they don't see that.

But people are looking forward, check the audience, they don't seem to be looking back. It was my turn. A Guadalupe anecdote, go Mike. I had just spent a year with that and it stressed me out. I was like, will I fuck text, will it be complicated? So a pacing is just perfect. Yeah, really. Sometimes when you send your text,

it changes a little. So the words you say aren't exactly the same. So sometimes you read that and then you bug on a word and you're like, I don't say that, I don't say that anymore. And then you start panicking. So three quarters of the time, the key words too, it's going to be... In our case, it might be the lyrics.

I don't trust you. Correct. I understand that, Billy. I should have taken someone else. I should have gone with André-Philippe Gagnon. How does it work for the lyrics? Did you get to the point where it's just the two of you and then you met up?

No, Galas already have a team in place. From the beginning, you have a team around you. We had meetings and we are already setting up. The problem with Galas is that you have your idea and you are like, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then you invite people and you are like, ok, he is on vacation, he is on tour, he doesn't have time. You end up modifying your idea a little bit. That's what's stressing me the most, because the duos, it's going to be fine.

There's no stress. Yeah, and Billy is working hard. We already have a lot of texts for everyone. I talked to Laurent, he's like, we had two meetings for our gal, we got to nine meetings, and Billy is like, oh yeah, we're late. You're your first galala you did animes? No, I did animes last year. Who did you animes with last year?

I was alone, and the next two years, I had other years where I was collaborating with Mario. Maybe you're the one who's pissed off and asks what to animes? I never asked you that, Zach. No, because I didn't think about animes. So when they called me, I thought it was funny. To have done both, anime alone and co-animation, there is a more fun part to co-animation because you have less pressure.

We are two, we have more chances to get off, to have fun. When you are alone, I loved to do it alone, but there was a pressure that I put myself and that stressed me out. And we write other things too. You just came out of a show, it's more the meeting of our universes that inspires us. I'm running my show, so if he had told me to do it alone,

I would have written 5 numbers in 3 hours. You didn't have any idea when you just came out of a show. And no matter what you you do in solo, it will be less good than your show, since you're burned out, but in 2 seconds it gives you a second break. I was wondering how you would have proposed it. Hey Billy! You're so nice! Oh no, they just called me to say that you wanted to co-animate, that I was in the two choices. I didn't know him that well. We had seen each other 4 minutes before he entered the gala.

So I said, I want to meet him before, I want to talk, see if there's a fit. I need to have a link in my head for gags, because otherwise, you can't just do, hey, we don't have the same shape all along. So... Huh? We're going to... No, but that's it, I didn't want to hurt you with that, but you'll see on Wikipedia the page of... In any case...

The big celebrities. The big celebrities. When you click on my name, it's the picture of Phil Laprice. It's full of injuries. They won't even link the right account. It's not the right name. Oh, that's funny. So, 9 meetings.

When are you going to start rolling this? I'd like to start rolling this soon, but maybe I should put more pressure on it. We said the other day, the end of May, I move on the 1st of June. So tomorrow, I wanted to talk to you about maybe the beginning of June. Okay, so you don't ask me to move for maybe... Oh, ok!...the beginning of June. Ok, so long as you don't ask me to move in for you. No, no, no, we didn't do that. No, I'm just shopping for clothes and I'm trying to settle for that.

Ok. You know, since you're moving in for a month, which is... Fucking random. ...which is weird, is it a condo you bought or... I didn't buy a house. Or... Ok, you rent my first few months. Yeah, but my party is on July 1st, so it's annoying to move to my party because it's the party I go to the most.

But it was just that... The old tenants, it must be annoying for them to leave a month before because it's your party. That's it, I told them, my damn kids. Yes, your daughter will miss her exams, take your patience. No, that's it. But no, the apartment is pretty, so I'm not her exams, believe me. So, no, that's it. But no, the apartment was already empty, so I'm leaving a month ago. Do you want to? Do you need a toilet? Why? Do you have one?

Yeah, I have a little kit, there's a way I can help you. Well, everything in the apartment is already pretty good for me. I have colleagues and they must be pissed off that I'm leaving a month ago. Because I have the TV, the plates, the broom, everything. Because I made more money than the others. That's what we understand clearly. Usually, the one who paid the most wins more than the others. So, are you going in alone?

Yes, I'm going alone. First time alone? Yes. That's cool. I'm looking forward to it. How big is it? It's a 3.5. A little 3.5 in a block with a pool on the roof and everything.

Oh, sure. And then the guy shows you the pool and you're like, I'll never go there, my friends. No, but like, I'm not comfortable being in beden in front of my neighbors. No, but if you go in fast, you're 17 up there, you have to be comfortable. There's a trick. Mike's technique is, he arrives at 6 in the morning and leaves at midnight. They'll never see you. Check to see the security cameras. When the concierge arrives, you're like,

Yes, I'm wearing my shirt. But there's that in hotels too. it always makes me feel uncomfortable with pools like that for one person because as soon as there's a child I try to show that I want to be away from the child a little bit. Let's say at the hotel in Whelton... Well, it's better that you go next to the child and be like Hey, you're swimming well! Are your parents there? No, but I really have this fear.

One day, at Wilton's, there were kids who came into the pool and I was with a friend, and we were swimming, and then they were close, and I was like, what's wrong with that? Kids are known to be close. I'm afraid they'll piss me off. You know... I'm not in the pool in general. No, no, no. Moi, c'est que j'ai peur qu'il me pisse dessus. T'sais que... Dans la piscine, pas en général.

Non, non, non. Mais dans une piscine, aussitôt que je vois un enfant, je regarde la face, là, t'sais. Mais, t'sais, je... S'il plisse des yeux, t'es comme en montant. Non, non, non. Non, t'sais, vraiment, vous avez jamais eu ce crainte-là? Non.

Moi, je travaillais dans un quart de jour, puis jour néant, je suis comme, les parents sont convaincus. You never had that fear? No. I was working in a camp for a day and I was convinced. I don't know why, I have this feeling. You didn't see the interlude video? Are you putting something against it? I don't know why. There's a rumor that's going around. The children I know are all there, but as soon as a child is unknown, I want to show that... Because the children don't have that...

Do you tell your parents? I wouldn't do it. That's it! He's... Not my kind! Look, he makes it from scratch! It's not where I'm at, it's the discussions we have. He doesn't attract me. No, no, I don't tell my parents, I'm like...

Instead, I keep myself myself away from them. But you didn't see the video. This guy is shitting in public toilets and there's a kid who goes under the door to go and talk. Oh! And he has the video and he's like no matter how it ends, I end up in jail tonight.

But who was filming that? He's in the toilet, let's say he's shitting. But he was filming himself shitting was in the bathroom, let's say he was shit. But he was filming himself shit. Well, a little bit of a mess, I don't know. But when the video starts, the little guy has like half of the body in it. That must be a guy like me who has a pedophile thought. I'm filming. Whoa, whoa, whoa, get out, I don't want you to come, I don't want you to come.

It's for sure that if you listen to this kind of video already, there's something that comes into your head a little bit. What did you type to listen to that? It's a tiktok there, tiktok made we know your parts. We are in your head there huh. Tiktok made you and we know you're afraid of being a pedophile send me that and I did I'm right. No but it's my brother Cauchemar imagine you live that there.

You're in Madrid there is a little guy who decides who... how do you defend yourself? Foot stroke? But you know, there's space! I'm not better than that, in the toilet with a guy who's sitting in front of your cabin! The parents will think it's a cock-stop, maybe. I didn't kick him, I was pooping! But it's also sure that the kids are like that, they do that all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

It must be fucking absurd. Hey, you're still here! What's going on in your head? You're like, someone's pissing, I want to see that. Well, it's that they don't know that we can have pedophilia. That's why I'm angry. No, but they know we're pissing. Well, I think they have...

Probably only at home, they can come in when dad is pooping. But not under the door. Maybe he was looking for his dad or something. Dad, dad! I don't know. It would be funny if the father came in too. I'm here! I'm here boy!

Look at the gentleman, that's how we follow each other. I've never had that. I was the kind of person that when I said, hey, your kid is really cute. Let's say if I saw a kid do something that I thought was beautiful, I would say, hey, who's beautiful? And then one day I said that and in 10 years, I said,

ah, that sounds weird. I don't know them and I say their kid is beautiful. I'm like, I just came in. Yeah, that's it. I'm a little bit beautiful. I'm not sure, I just came back. Yeah, yeah, no, that's it. I'm a little bit of a banté. I'm a little bit... I have some lube. I have like a drop of pre-cum. I'm like...

I like that, what your guy is doing. We see a lot of wisdom in his eyes. He's really mature for his age. But no, that's it. No, so... It looks like you have all the sentences. Yeah, because I shouldn't have said it. You should have said it in the verses.

No, that's it. So I don't know why I really... But when I know the kids, I'm okay. I'm not like, hey! Did you ask when you visited your new apartment if there were kids in the block? Which floor? It's nice. No, but there are some who came in when I was waiting to visit. Do you think you're going to get bored with your colleagues?

I don't think so. I think we've been doing too much. And now it's coming to an end. They're all funny and humorous. How many are you? We're three. One of them is blonde. So we're often four. I was telling you with amertum. Yeah. It's often when co-locs are boring.

No, but... Sometimes he works and it's blonde. And I'm like... You're at home! Oh, why not? The other time we did a FaceTime in the living room, I was like, even I pay, I never do that. So that's it, no, but otherwise it's fun, I just have no patience. So I know that's the problem, I know that's the crazy thing,

there's a plate hanging above the dishes and I'm like... It's just below the dishes. So it's time you go live alone when you don't have any patience. Do you say that to your co-workers or just to the blonde? I said it right there because it's coming out in a month. Okay, so you're going to be fine. You're going to be fine. Well done.

I burn my feet once they cross. That's good. I burn my feet once they cross. When you announced that you were going to be on your show, in the newspaper, it was about... I don't remember what it was. L'humoriste, who was a big hit, is talking about his first show. With Denis Coderre. So in my article, Denis Coderre is not my name. Direct. Yes, that's it. But at the beginning, I saw it.

At the beginning, there was your name. It was written Tom Hineron, the comedian who was in the show, who put Denis Coderre in his place. Then they removed your name, but they left Denis Coderre. Well, my name, I don't have enough clicks on it, I don't know. No, but it wasn't the end of the world because I've already talked about it and there are people who are like, well, get used to it, but what surprised me is that I did a 45-minute interview on the phone. And then we jizz, and when it comes to it, if everyone talks about it, I'm like,

hey, for real, it was one day in my life. It's a little weird to talk about it. There's nothing to talk about, Danny Kodard. Look, Po dickhead. He lives his life. I'm not at home making like, millionaires. I'm calling myself a bit. People think I'm calling myself engaged. It's not that much.

I play in nature and listen to tiktoks of little guys who make us happy. People are like, talk to us about the housing crisis. Duncan found me something. The gunjoking guy.

It just surprised me because when he told me, I was a bit curious to talk about it. He said, never mind. I'm not going to talk about it Jogging. So that's it. But it just surprised me because when he told me, I said I was a little curious to talk about it and he did. Nevermind. And I just wrote about it. Okay. And I don't remember because I had read the article.

There was in the article, but it seems like the third of the article. It's on there. Then it ends. And by the way, I think he's doing a show. Yeah, that's it. But Sam told me that one morning. It's not going to be a gala. Do you think about the harmonica, the song, the humor? I'm not sure, but he was crazy.

For more details, go to the website of Denis Codard. Yeah, exactly, that's a little bit of it. But yeah, and that's it. I was like, well, it just surprised me. I didn't know that the journalists were doing clickbait. It surprised me. I didn't know. You, you read clickbait. It surprised me. I didn't know, you were reading it because of the fursuit and all. But what's disappointing is when at the beginning you say, OK, show us the clickbait.

You know, all the little sites. Then you say, OK, Journal de Montréal, OK, La Presse. But the homework, even the homework, actually, is clickbait. For me, the homework and the press, it was chill. It was the newspaper of Montreal. But check, the duty and the press, it's just clickbait with a better vocabulary. They'll all end up not knowing. But yeah, do you have a memory of the worst article you've ever had on your subject or the worst type?

Because you're easy to clickbait. It takes 4 seconds. You wrote Mike Ward. I remember one of my first... I've always been lucky. Lucky. I... The... The chroniclers... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... But at the beginning of my career, I had one of my shows, I remember the title, it was Pee Pee Caca. It was written by Mike Ward, Pee Pee Caca, and something else.

And then, I remember my producer at the time, he was like, I can't believe it. And then I was like... I found that funny because I was saying to myself, Christ, you wrote Pee Pee Caca. All the titles you wrote! But at least you had your name! Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! You didn't write Pee Pee Caca, guy from Nicodile! Is it funny, Pee Pee Caca, Pouette Pouette? You're like all the journalists!

Sometimes in the article they make gags too. You have the impression that you criticize gags, but you try to do them at the same time. It's like sometimes it's uncomfortable. What I like, for example, when he insults comedians, and they say, Ah, that was bad, he said that. And I often, when I laugh at gags, that he thinks are bad, that he thinks the joke is bad, I laugh.

It's always a problem. I've read the critics for a long time, but now I say a little more because next year I'll have my first hour. It always makes me laugh when in the article they say, the entire audience laughs, they manage to convince their audience, but it's not funny. And I'm like, but why? The wording is not, I don't like that. I find it always surprising, But yeah, that's it. Do you stress the critics? No, I don't think so.

But would you have the choice to have a premiere or not? Would you have one? Well, certainly because it helps. And my producers are like, it helps because we're still in that. Let's say you have the choice to have journalists or children who are a little beautiful. Children who are... Little sexy ones. It's complicated. Because you're thinking, am I capable of playing a band?

You're missing blood in your head, you're going to forget a bit. I think I'd take the journalist, it's easier. But, not stupid. But when was your first time in Montreal? It was in March, I think it was 2018. It's really long. It's a long time. It's a long time.

It's been like two years that I'm in a rush. And it's that... The world is like... It's really long. The last time I came here, I talked about how the rooms were tough. It's been like two weeks that the rooms are moving. It's really weird. The broadcasters, I didn't know how it worked.

I was playing in lots of small rooms. In my time, I had 17 dates to come. And now we're at 45 dates, and it's all the big real rooms. And we don't really know where it comes from. We don't know why people are like... And it's not after, let's say, the Olivier, it's not done there. I didn't name it. I didn't present any prize. That's what Mike was saying.

It wasn't the Olivier. Because I was nominated a year ago. That's true. It was a fact. It wasn't the Olivier. Mike checks the stuff. The boys are in the lead. Detective work.

That's not the... No. No, but I don't know. But is there anything... is there a change? Well, let's say I did a little bit of a hello, but I was already there twice. Ah, that's cool. Yeah, but I was already there twice. So I don't get why this time they're like, we know it's gay. Maybe. But you're a gay, right?

Yes, but that's happened before the gala. Because we lost dates since then. I can't say I won. There was a producer at the time, his theory was not the road, but maybe that's it. He said that people are ready to buy tickets to see you when they saw you this time. So maybe that's it. Oh, really? when they saw you this time. So maybe it's just that. It was fun to watch in the time, when they said,

the first six times, people find it funny, they won't pay, the seventh time, that's when they buy goods. It's such a small advice from my uncle. Really, he's put a number in his head. But in general, he was 100% right. It was a small joke.

But the point is that it doesn't bother me that much. Because we arrive at a stage where people are often surprised by the show. Like, I get messages like, Chris, it's not a joke, it was good and all. But it's been a year since I worked with Corinne. So we went to... We have to finish jokes, because we take a number off, we put it back. So Chris, you're going to be so fucking tight at first. You're just gonna be blased, for example.

Yeah, yeah. It won't take long to do your show. But here, it's full of kids. You're gonna be fucking... Yeah, that's where it comes from. That's the only kick it takes to fucking my jokes. I like that. So, your show...

Fucking fucking... Your show, you're showing it with Corinne Côté. Yes. In staging and script editing. Script editing, Corinne Laurent Parquin, staging. Okay, okay, okay. You were right. Yes, well, the thing is that I asked for these two.

And you know, my producers told me, who do you want to betray? I named these two names. Because it looks like, you know, there are people who do staging and staging. But me, when I went to school, my teachers told me that sometimes I had a hard head. I said to myself, if I'm not a comedian, I think I'll listen more because I've lived it for a long time. And it's true for her. Corinne, when I cut a joke, she was like, no, but how do you not like it anymore? Well, yeah, don't worry.

And Laurent, it's the same thing. Yeah, 100%. He's so sweet. Yeah, well, they don't have anything to shit about anymore. You, Laurent, is it him too who did your staging? 100% He's so sweet They don't have anything to shit about Laurent, is it him who did your staging? He didn't want the official title It's a bit scripted

He did Hippocrates before My point of view Often people are not comfortable with the term staging Because when you hear staging It sounds like Take two steps that way We will practice the salute, but it's more... It's the intentions, it's the...

Yes, well, it's the setting with the light, but... It's advice from another humorist. Why are you out of breath? I'm not in shape. Oh, I didn't have that. What? Was Laurent out of breath when he asked you that question? Every time it's just us who are getting shamed while he's talking. Why were you out of breath in that corner? Who's talking?

Both sides of the same coin. It's a 55-minute commercial. Did you manage to survive? Yes! I always say to Laurent, if one day you're in a show with a son and it's not me, I'm still here. It's the only casting that works for me. Laurent's son. When I grow older, I'll look like Laurent, but he's a real jerk, so I'm happy. I don't know that.

You're a woman-lover, Laurent. Oh yeah! It's true! At least women don't... They talk about Laurent. Yes, 100% yes. Laurent, on the other hand, I did two shows with a guy who is recognized everywhere We were at the car of the team and someone opened the door of his car to talk to him And he said to me, thank you, he's never been in my car, he's used to it

It's a tribute to Laurent So he gets crossed by women. No, it just makes me laugh all the time. All the people we know in the world know Lawrence and it's easy for me. He's one of the most famous people in Quebec. He never talks about it. He opens the door of his car, and he doesn't go like, it was weird. He keeps arguing.

It's just little delusions. Is it someone who opened the door? It's a employee of Tim's who opened the door and said, Mr. Parking. It's very aggressive. It's horrible. It's disgusting.

It's kindness. I think that... It's goodness, but... I think that Laurent spotted something fast. A little bit of a lousy side, maybe. At the person who's going to the door. So I think he just did... You, people's bubbles, you can't see, huh? That's for sure when you sit on his knees.

I was like... He can't see the knees. He doesn't even look at the bubble. Yeah. But where is this city? It's in Saguenay. Okay. Maybe people are more comfortable when you're far from the big centers to open up. I think it's really a quaternary.

Yeah, sure. I think it was good. It was a bit of that. But yeah, I have some things to count on. Besides, I have a red face, I have a sunstroke. I'm not fucking... Where did you come from with your sunstroke? I got my sunstroke four days ago. Like a thicket drinking outside.

In Quebec. It's like the day he did beautiful. The day, Thursday, it's that there was a 500th of a nice energy and I'm in place sometimes so they asked me to come roast. So you know, you leave at 4 am, we get there, we do the show and then when Tigautier was there, she came back, she took a break and everything. And the team, they want to do an after and I'm talking about Belle Gueule. So you know, people, they turn to me when you have to open a bar at 9.30. Belle Gueule in a bar at 9.30.

Belgueul has a bar in Montreal. It's the Belgueul district, with a big terrace and everything. So I'm on my seat, disturbing people who work in meetings. Yes, can you open the bar for us? So we're like in Mont-Saint-Denis. They open the bar at 9.30 in the morning? Yes, it's the first time they do that. The guy in marketing is hilarious.

I thought we were going to have a drink. We left at 4.30 in the afternoon. Well, I left at 4.30. So the guy from marketing... There was someone behind you who was just there, waiting for you. Sitting next to us who seems to be finding the time. It looked like a father waiting to give a book.

Plenty of inside and he's waiting. Yeah, but in addition,enty of inside and he's waiting. Yeah, and plenty of inside radio that he's the person. But they're really hungry. At the end they made us some poutine. The cooks arrived, it's been so long. He went to see if we could make some poutine. We were like, we'll never leave, you nasty.

So, like a snake, we saw the sun. I had a tux on my head and I got a sunstroke from here to there. So, I have a white head. Ok. Yeah, yeah. So, I'm looking forward to it. I never get sunstroke except in the summer. It's not that good.

It's hard to... Yeah, no, but... Ok hard to... Yeah, but... Ok! No, but... Ok, we just found the extract of the podcast! Check! Well, it's resolute! No? Did we say the questions, Yann?

I think everything is said. Well, because you consider that it's not summer. No, consider that it's not the summer. No, I consider that it's not the summer yet. So you find me... Yes, I find you very very very brown for a guy who was in Quebec this week. But it's good. You have a teapot, and then you build the teapots all summer.

Yes, but the problem is that I have the white cable. You'll have to wear a mask. Yeah, yeah. You'll have to go to the terrace and do... But I'm already doing this so they don't think I'm looking at the kids. If they don't see me, I don't see them. I'm just doing this to get the air. Do you often get sunburns?

No, because I don't go to the sun. I'm not a fan of the sun either. Don't you always go to Florida and you don't like the sun? I'm not always in Florida. But you have a condo there. I have a condo there, but it's a bit far away. I can't go. I don't really like the sun.

When I was little, I was allergic to the guy at the end of the day. I wasn't really in the sun for a long time. When I had a little bit of a cramp, I was allergic to the sun. So I don't have a good relationship with the sun. Did it stop one morning? I think it stopped. But I know that this winter, I was going to Jamaica. I was always in the sun. The third or fourth day, I didn't feel very well.

I was like, maybe that's it. Maybe you came back. Maybe I came back. But I didn't... Did it make you feel sick? It was itching everywhere, everywhere, everywhere. And it was itching. Maybe I'm allergic to the sun.

Maybe that's what I have as a child. Just the cheeks. But you went wearing a Falus, right? Yes. I saw a picture and I thought it was crazy because you have one style of clothing and that's it. I saw you in a picture with just people wearing flower stockings because they're in a black and white shirt. Yes, and I'm wearing black.

It was crazy. I'm the only person in the world that wears a bathing suit. It's jeans. I'm like, I like this model, make it long! It fits well in the water! And after that, they wonder why it's so tight. It's just the jeans.

It's just a trunk. It's flat, what do you think? I think it's good. But no, I don't like... Yeah, I'm well dressed anyway. When I go to the beach, I'm dressed anyway. When I go in the beach, I'm dressed the same. When I go in the water, I take off a couple of coats. But if you go there, it would never be weird. You're like a flower drawer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Last moment I got wet. When he's on vacation, he's another Mike. But the worst before, I bought, because let's say I saw a shirt that I was like, Oh Chris, it's a nice blue shirt. I was like, I'm going to buy it. If I ever wear blue, I'm going to... Never ever. So I give my laundry

from 8 years ago that has never been worn. And now I assume that's just it. I'm in there now, I know how I dress. Because I gave a lot of laundry bags to my friends. Shirts in laundry. I never put that on the linen's collar. I don't know why I bought that.

Did you buy that because it's light and you said, oh for the scene... Yes, and you take it out once of the dryer and... You see it all the time on the poster, the guy, the mannequin with that and you're like, oh yeah, he's in the sun, it would be logical that I put that on. And when you put it on, you're like, no, no, it won't work. We'll send my mamelons.

But it would take really more ordinary guys than its model. Oh yeah? Because there are a lot of shirts I bought in my life saying, it's beautiful, but it's just that the guy has a shape. Oh yeah? I understand you, but vice versa. I always bought kits that made a guy like 6'3", 130 pounds. And I put it on and everything looked too tight. I was like, crazy, I'm chubby but I don't know, I don't weigh 1600 pounds.

Manil, but you bought a leather coat. Are you serious? Are you serious? You'll understand that I didn't wear it with that laugh. No, it looked like a jacket. It was a little leather. I think I put it on Olivier. It was like a jacket bomber in leather. It was like a jacket in leather, but with a little coat. And I believed it.

And then you put it on and you do it. I put it on once and I was like, no, no, it can't be. You know, if you tried the jacket with the seller or the seller, it would take the seller from the other store. I'm like, you're in a crisis of peace. It doesn't work. With that, come see us. I'm getting tired of sellers and sellers in stores. It doesn't work. With that, come see us. Oh, 100%! Do you know that the vendors...

I like the vendors and the vendors in the store. As soon as they approach, I'm like, no, I don't have the taste to tell you what I'm looking for. It's like children, yes. I have one. In the end, I'm just an artist. That's it! That's what I have so much that I think I'm trying to attack the staff. You want to talk to people, you spot the autists, there's clearly something going on.

Yeah, but it's just that every time I think they're too involved. I'm in a relationship with the others. I'm not able to say no, I won't throw it away. So regularly what I do, I know I have a problem there, but... You're having a lot of queues. I make him put it aside and I'm like, no, no, wait, I'm not sure, but I'll come back. Because I just asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come and see, but I never come back.

But I can't do it. No, it can't be done. I'm not able to end a relationship that doesn't exist. But in my head, I have... my butcher, okay? I was shopping with a vegetarian girl. So I would always buy a steak.

And he would make gags on my vegetarian blonde. And he would go, ha ha ha. And we let each other... That's why I don't like that about the vendors. It was like our relationship. It was vegetarian gags. And it was bad to say that you were dating the girl. So when I had a new blonde, it took a while before I said that I was not with her.

So I bought a steak for a friend. I was not able to... I bought two steaks now. I was in a relationship. I was like, why am I blowing my hair? It was useless. It was in my head. I was not able to say, that's it, the other vegetarian has left. The other one is eating meat.

It looked like I'm breaking a chemistry. He's going to jail, it's the grocery store that sells the 7-Joub, and the Italian, Nouvelle-Flandre. No! What a dick hole! Why? One year and a half of love, he sees every joke he makes. No! But I think we often make ideas. You know, he would have said, hey, two steaks, and in fact, your blonde is not vegetarian,

no, I'm not with you. He wouldn't have done like... Okay. Alright. Richard, Richard, I'm gonna have to take a day off. It's not... I don't know why I live with this. I put myself under this pressure. I really hate the seller who recommends you.

Especially because I have a good share and it has already happened to me when I ask for bigger ones, but bigger ones don't exist in the store. Damn, that's annoying. What does he say? I think it's jamming too. That's what hurts me. They're not used to it. They're like, Hey, Xlarge, I'm not the universal black hole, you're all going in. And then you're like, no, it would take me longer. And then she's like...

You go out. You go out in your old tongue crease. You're sad. She throws things at you. Not so much! Look at all the little boxes. Yeah! Yeah. One day I was at the H&M and I was screaming

when I was coming in. It's for good people. Everyone was looking at you when you came in. They were like, oh shit! That's it. You can see it in their eyes. They're trying to cut two T-shirts and then they're going together. You're trying to in the way they're trying to look. They're cutting two T-shirts and then they go together. You're trying to call the store owner.

More fabric, more fabric! We had this one year with Michel, when he was a little bigger. We went to a store and the sellers said, the beautiful one is down there. You know, I was laughing. It's going well, you know, yeah, that's it. And you know, he wasn't the seller of the other store. It's funny, but... It hurts.

Yeah, it hurts, honestly. And they are solid in the situation. Good customer service. But there are less customer service. You? Well, I have the impression that sometimes you have to make an excuse. It's been 15 minutes since you've been in the store. You're just waiting for questions.

They're often jazzing. If you pretend to steal, they'll come and see you. That's the trick, huh? Yeah. That's the trick. It's really the trick. You run quickly and they're like, Oh, sir, we need help.

Because otherwise, they're often jazzing or on the cell. And you're like, OK, fine. For me, this is a, I need help. Because otherwise,, would you like to do your job? What the fuck! Well, I like it when people come to talk to me. You know, if I need help... Well, I'm between the two. A hello at the beginning, if you need help, I'm there. And when you start with all the special hosts, you throw two belts, there's a third one, and you're like...

Oh, come on! It's funny, I'm like, if they come to see me, I'm like, when we read, he's really cool, and if they don't come to see me, I'm like, fuck, there's no one working on this, when we read, it's a crisis, it's been six minutes, why? No, but that's because, what I like is that, let's say you want a black shirt,

well, if they don't have one, they'll want to present you everything that could be close to what they have, and that's what I like. The point is, no, I don't want a black shirt with New York written on it. I don't want that, I want a color-coded shirt. What I like is that you took the exam so Mike understands. What? I understand black magic. I don't want to get out of his zone of understanding. If you had yellow, he would be like, yes, we understand.

I would have been stuck on my phone. But yeah, that's it. I think about it, ASQ is the worst place for me. Every time I want help, I don't have any. Every time I don't want help, I have eight people who advise me. And I'm always sick of not taking the wine they rec... They say, this is delicious, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I'm like, I'm going to take this guy.

And then I'm sick. And I know he's going to be disgusting. You created a relationship with that person and you feel obliged to go to the end. That's why I change the SOQ to three months. But you, you must have a football service and then you go into the SOQ. I went into an SOQ yesterday, just ordered, I order my stuff on the internet.

So I go get my wine and I arrive and the guy says, Hey, we bought you a gray Sharpie, can you go sign some bottles? So I went in, signed some bottles and I found S-Offin, so he bought me a Sharpie and at the same time... Hey, you're a dick, it's not long after that. We threw you a gray Sharpie. We made a tattoo. I thought you were coming to Christmas party.

One day I went to the Steyr Socu. And someone had said, Ah fuck, it's flat. Can you sign bottles? I said, Asti, do you have a gray Sharpie? And then someone asked me if I could sign some bottles. I said, do you have a Sharpie Gray? And he didn't have any. I said, I might have one in my car. I didn't have any.

And I said, wait a second, I'm going to go buy a Sharpie Gray. And I went to the pharmacy. He didn't have any. I went to three pharmacies. I went to the office in Gros-Tabarnak. It took me another day. Wow, that's a project. And then they were sure I would never come back, but I came back and they made a big mess. Before it was a mess, there was a small section of World Vodka, like six bottles.

There, the mess is up, they all of them. Pure and thrown in the trash. You see how he broke it all. When a girl takes a bottle, she cries out, that's not what you're going to take. But I admit that it's often the most fun stuff. We ask you that, but we're going to take it. And they're aware. But there's something I really like, because when I do that,

people always come to see me, since they're sure I work at SOQ. Let's see. No, but often people... They're not attentive. People who haven't opened a screen in 9 years. Yes, that's right. But happens a lot that people ask me, do you work here? And I'm never sure if it's to ask me a question

or just to tell me that I don't have the right to write these bottles. You know, once I was in a S.O.Q. and it was in West Thailand and I sang that people didn't know who I was. with the crowd, and I didn't know who I was. And then I was signing like, but I didn't want to get caught, because it's weird to say, no, no, I swear, it's me, I swear, it's my vodka! Even if it's my name, legally, technically, it's vandalism. That's it. No one will be sad after Michael Jordan who signs soles, but someone who doesn't recognize Michael Jordan will be like, why is the big black man scraping my soles?

Tell them, in the future, they'll bring the boxes into the employees' room, you'll make everyone leave and then you sign. It would be bad if you were made with a nasty treatment. Okay, you close this section. But do you think it's people who want to make a joke too? Well, no, because often they have an accent from a country that I'm not sure which one is. Ok, it's me. I'm like, oh, Mrs. Lacouette-Loup is funny in crisis.

She pretends she doesn't know Mark Ward. Because every time someone makes a joke of me, I don't punch them. Sometimes people recognize me and they make the joke of, are you stealing? Because you're at the bookstore, you have a book. And I'm like, no, no, I'm going to... I'm like, no, no, I'm teasing you. It's not funny. I'm really angry.

Now you're putting the book back for children to put away. I like those images. Rocks and heads. I'm visual, condescendant patient. There's a thing that people don't do much, but it's a gag that tickles me. When people write to me, they say, Hey, I saw that, it was shit. Ha ha hahaha, no, it's not true, it was sick. Asti was writing to me.

People you know or the public? No, people, let's say on Facebook, the first years of Facebook, let's say 15 years ago, everyone was writing, I saw you on the show yesterday, Asti, it was shit, hahaha, no, no, not really, I loved it, but I was like, Chris, you're making me live the moment that Asti was shit. Start with your hahaha, I'm a thug. I'm sure that hahaha, I'm breathing too much gas. Because it's true that when you have comments, you just have the beginning of the message

message. So you see the message, you wait two hours before you eat. I'm a bitch. Oh no, hey, finally, you're gonna cry in the bathroom. I made this joke, Mario Tessier, I don't know if my vlog is telling the story, but I didn't go to his first one, but I wanted to write a little word after to tell him the critics were good. And I saw a picture of him saying hi. So I took the picture. And then I put a title that looks like a newspaper in Montreal.

It was just written after Elon Musk. Mario Tessier is saying hi to the Nazis. And then I just wrote, it was cool your criticism, maybe apart from this article. It takes a half second and then he sends me a message. I'm like, seriously? Seriously? Where is it? What is it? I was like, no, no, it's a joke, Mario, it's a joke. He was so nervous that it felt like he was going to a headline that he would have to make phone calls all day. I was like, no, I was saluting the audience.

He was so sorry. I was so happy. He talked to me about it earlier, we met and I was so happy to have him in my hand because my photoshop was disgusting. Yes, but Mario, I think you can have him with a bad photoshop. I think he too would have fallen in love with Brad Pitt. He's gay. I'm not gay, but... He's gay. I started watching...

Well, I started... Today, I listened to four episodes of Catfish. Have you ever seen that? The Catfish series. Who is the world to its master? Do you know what Catfish is? Yes, yes, yes. It's a series...

It's a... It's a fish? No, no, it's a series... It's a... It's a fish? No, no, it's a series on MTV I didn't know it was a series It was like... All the time there's a guy who has pictures of girls who pretend to be a girl

and someone falls in love and then he learns that he didn't fall in love with a girl It was me who wrote it You know it would be cool to have a book he learned that he didn't fall in love with a girl. I was the one who wrote it. You know it would be cool to write it in a book. But there was something, I don't know why I was listening. Since it's been a thousand years, but what I liked was the way detectives

discover that it's fake because it's always the same. We went to see his profile, we took the picture, we did Google image and we saw that this picture was used yesterday. I was like, what the hell? Chris, there are 8 friends who said, hey, it's not really her. Oh god! Do you know Google image? The worst is that, obviously, you're the one who's going to beat him! Yeah, yeah!

How many have you beaten so far? It's fascinating how you have your own kind of subject! How's your new blonde? Because he's out! He's been with Angelina Jolie for three weeks! I love that about this show. I love that about this show. I've been a leader for three weeks. Alain, for your information, I'm a leader. I loved that show. Because long catfish are catfished for 7-8 years

before they realized that they could have just done a Google image research. It's a lot of people. It's absurd because I was watching an IPTV and I had a channel, it was just catfish, and I did... You had a channel that was just catfish. I had a channel that was just catfish, 24 hours 24 minutes. When you watch sports, it doesn't work as well. It's Louis Jean.

Catfish this week. But when I saw it, I did... It's really weird that a post of four sheets would cost more than five minutes, four hours later! With a note book! When I was young, there was Saguenay Web. It was a dating site. Did you hear a whoo?

I heard it like... Alright! The CEO of Saguenay Web! Someone talks about it! Before dating sites, there were dating sites, but now for young people. The concern was the pedophile gorge. That's for sure. It must be your father. I've already talked to a girl who had six photos that were not similar for a month and a half.

It was probably a man, but let's say she said to me, we see each other, I can't, but I texted her. What was the relationship like, the fun? I was 11 years old. What? I was 11, no, I was 11 years old. What? I was 11...no, I was... I think I was 14. Ah, ok.

And she, let's say, sometimes... She's a 5'10", brown hair girl, another one, a blonde... It looked like Simili, with a lot of hair, but you could see that something wasn't working. And it was just the hair. So you were half an hour late to check if it exists.

But at 14, at 14, you can't see your dad. Maybe Angelica is Yvonne. Yeah, and then finally, the three times she invited me to places, they weren't public places. Ok. I was like, we could go to the arena of my village.

No, we could go to the market in my village. No, we could go to the market. And then, I was 14, and I understood that there was something wrong with the market. He lost you to go to the market. Can we check the number of people who are skating? We won't know. It won't be possible. I was feeling so bad for him. I was doing a show called Tessa Serran and I had made a column on a website called Do You Look Good? I have a lot of... Yeah.

So, Do You Look Good is like a dating site, but you put your picture and people say, you're a 6, a 4, whatever. So I took pictures of other animators and I created a account for them. I made my column and I read the comments I got. Then I told everyone, I made, here are the passwords for your accounts. If you want, close the account, close it. If you want, date someone who insulted you. Do it. And then one day I received an email from a gang of guys who were like,

hey, we made a mascot believe that we were that girl. Do you want to come? And then I was like, oh, you bastard. Tell me you went. No, I didn't go. I didn't go. I didn't go. And I think I texted him. But he got married. To... Yeah. We're going to have a good time.

We're going to have a good time. We're going to have a good time. We're going to have a good time. We're going to have a good time. We're going to have a good time. We're going to have a good time. We're going to have a good time. We're going to have a good time.

We're going to have a good time. We're going to have a good time. We're going to have a good time. We're going to have a good time. We're going to have a good time. We're going to have a good time. We're going to have a good time. We're going to have a good time. We're going to have a good time. We're going to have a good time. We were wondering what she was wearing in her eye! Is it good? Mike, you're the end of my line but I can't see anything wrong!

Is it good? Yann, do you have any questions? There aren't many, but there are. Just before, quickly. Did you see the documentary on Mantei Théo on Netflix? Yes, yes, yes. Hey, you're kidding. Have you seen it?

It's a player from NCE who made four sheets. But the thing is, he was nominated for the Heisman. That's the most prestigious prize in college football. He's a player from NC that got 4-fished. But the thing is, he was named for the Heisman, the most prestigious prize in college football. He has 3 names, but he has like 125 teams. But the story came out that he had lost his grandmother and two days after, the person who got 4-fished pretended to be dead.

So in the newspapers, it said, not only did he lose his grandmother, but his fiancée is dead. So there was a bit of a heisman, but he didn't have pity. It's Johnny Mandel who won, but it made the story of Chris continuing to play Blah Blah Blah. But it came out that it had been made four sheets. Man, you know, from the beginning of 2010, like, everywhere in the States, they were selling empty barbershops, Montaiteo's girlfriend, the guy, it was... It was good taste! Yeah, because people were saying he was in the shot, that it was for fun, to make me talk about him.

But he was just an idiot who married a girl who just texted. Who would be in the shot? Who would be like, I know how we're going to talk about me, let me pass for a second. Oh yeah, we're going to do what... It will never come out. That, yeah. That, but... I've never been to those apps to date girls,

but I would be so scared that it's that. I'm sure but I would be so scared that it would be. I'm sure that I would meet anyone. I would go to chat.jpt, I would do Google image to prove myself. I would be engaged to Asti. Where are you going on a date? Yeah, yeah, maybe. Before you marry her and text her for two years. We could know in real life. You just learned something. It's my thing. It's my thing.

You're going to the arena. That's it. Do you have a girlfriend? No, I'm single. Do you happen to have girls tell you when you're in a fight, Hey, prove it's me, send a picture. I haven't been up there for two years. Because I'm lying to you.

You're on Roblox? I'm one of the... That and one of the four contacts on Saguenay Web. She's going to do it again. It's going to be a lot of fun. I'm not talking about that, but it's because it's getting weird. They make me a joke or whatever. Oh yeah? It's a lot of fun.

Yes, but it's not the kind of people that have never been on it. Tinder and company are like a world of opportunities. No, no, that's it. You're like, yeah, it's the opportunities that everyone has let go. And you, when you have your account, you're part of it. That's it. You know, when the criterion is, are you far? Yeah, yeah. At 3 km, I came back, but 4, it's a bit far.

You're half way there. And by the way, to finish, where was this head is high because I wasn't going to leave that unsuspecting anyway. I thought it was closed. No, that's it, I was going to bring it back. You know, since the documentary came out, he has a career in NFL, right? Cousi Coussa. The thing is, he would have lost his confidence with all this stuff.

But since the documentary came out, he's been bringing it back as an analyst, you know, when there are NFL games. And now everyone is a little bit like... He has the right to be there. He's so fed up with being shit by everyone, but everyone is like... He's trying to be noble now. It would be smart to learn that his grandmother is not even dead. And that he was in the first place.

His grandmother. Oh yeah, so So he made some... It's weird. You know, in Netflix, at Christmas, there were two football games. And for real, the broadcast wasn't good. It was like everybody except for the Frank Elsie. You had all the TV stations that brought everybody. You had the MacDuff.

The MacDuff was there. Arnaud, a little girl. For real, there were like 62 for two football games. You're like, RDS are four and there are two that are useless. You're like, Manet. He was like 62 for two football games. You're like RDS, his four and there are two that are useless. So in 1962, Manetaj Tejo was sending messages to accounts that didn't really exist. So now he's in the team of the Netflix broadcast. But I think it's really a bit... we know what he's got. Oh yeah. Poor guy. You know, it must play with your confidence when everyone realizes how naive you are.

Oh yeah, 100%. You know, he's naive. He bought the box behind him from Barbie. He made a memory. A memory. Yeah, and there was also, you know, it was a time a little weird where there was people, they were invited to TV shows because, it was a weird time, where there was people, they were invited on TV shows because when Catfish was made, it was a guy who had Catfish, but that person had changed sex since,

so in the documentary, it was a woman. Is that clear? So in the meantime, they were invited on TV shows, and it was like, are you gay? That's why you're gay, huh? So he's trying to play his football season, and he had a TV show, and he's like, I'm not gay, huh? So he's trying to play his football season. He was on a TV show and he's like, I'm not gay, I'm naive. If you haven't listened to him, it's still fucked up. You know on Netflix?

No, but he has the pictures. And I know how I like pictures. He's a good picture. You can go with your questions. Yann, I'm done. Hey, but wait, wait, wait, Yann. Before the question, but Manta and Theo, Yann, I'm done. Hey, wait, wait, wait, Yann, before the question, but Manta and Theo must be a little religious,

that's why it sounds like a guy, you know, he's a high-level athlete, a handsome man who could have been pretty easy to fool. I don't know the name of the religion, but he's Hawaiian, and they, the religion is super strong there. Yeah, but yeah, it's not a religion. I listened to Moana. But it's... No, there. Yeah, but it's not a religion. I listened to Moana.

No, but I surfed! Surf! I think it's coconut. The religion says surf or coconut. I started my sentence by saying I know it's not a religion name and I'm still laughing. I love that.

You know, let's say I have the impression that part of the world that is catfished is either the people who are not able to go into society or the people who are too religious, who are like, if I see a girl I'm going to have a taste of fur, so I'm going to be able to hold her on the internet, but then Asti you hold on to the internet with a man... But how did he learn that he was dead? Did you just text, I'm dead? No, it's that the person was really good for... Now you could listen to him.

Now it's a spoiler of too much. He was really good for changing his voice. One day, they took him to a TV show, they put him behind a curtain and he did all the different voices. It was the time of the TV where it was only free shows. They took this anecdote and they did... No, not really. They enjoyed it. Like Jerry Springer.

Yes, it was like the other side of a curtain. So that's the voice of the girl. She made a fucking feminine voice. That's the voice of her brother. So there's the line with the voice of her brother. She died, you bastard. He's like... No! He dated Andrée Gagne. Yeah.

He put all the covers. But yeah, tonight, he fucked up. But all the untold, even when you don't like it, because it's untold, documentary, all sports. All the untold are sick. But you don't need to like sports. It's all the most fucked up stuff,

Johnny Menzel who... He was drafted in the NFL. That's the case of football. He was always on the brush. One morning, you open your cell and the QB leaving your team, there were pictures of him in a Scooby-Doo costume, which was very hot in the evening, but he won the Iceman. He was torched, he was doing 400 rounds per game, but a sweat, it's not the case. It was really hot, but he won the Iceman. He was right. He was torching, he was doing 400 rounds per game, but he was sweating his vodka.

It was really absurd. I think the Untold are... Do you have a guy who should like the 30 for 30 too? I have no idea what you're talking about. Oh yeah, 30 for 30 is the documentary series of the ESPN, which is like the Untold. I'll listen to that. The Untold is like a copy of 30 for 30, but Untold is better. So that's what's funny when you discover, you know, when you hear a band and people

say, oh, that's a cheap copy of theirs, and you listen to the original, you're like, hey, that's pretty bad. They cut what didn't work in the other one. Before a copy to the original, you think, it's really bad. They cut what didn't work in the other one. Before a copy, they improved the homework. But yeah, I'm going to listen to that. 30 for 30 is good, but it's documentaries. But it seems to me that it's 30 minutes and in the end, 30.

Okay, okay. Well, that would explain the name. Before going to the question. Well, no. Check. That's it. I'm just a guy who manages files. It's not the Olivier's.

It's not the Olivier's. When I go to the sun, I don't have a sunshade. But now we're in the documentary and I'm here to talk about it because I know you like the fight. Did you know that you're the one who did it on Vince McMahon? Yes, I loved it! I'm going to listen again. It's so good because the beginning starts before the scandal. So he opens everything. Everyone talks. And then there's the scandal.

So everyone closes their mouths but it's too late. I love that. I don't know much about Lute. I'm not a a fan of wrestling and I found it crazy as an documentary. It just can't be done and there's nothing better than an old wrestler in a documentary. Because you know, often everyone has the same version, but there he subsides a little. You know, there's someone who says no, he would never have done that and he's like, it's sure he did it. He's sick. There was a documentary about Mick Foley, I think. That was really interesting. If you like wrestling, I'm not a big fan of wrestling,

but he has such a fucked up career. It really looks like a good guy. I haven't seen that documentary. So I hope he doesn't get angry. I'm like, he's really a good guy. He read 11 people. I'm not angry at all. I'm like, he's a really good guy. You don't know him like you do. There are 11 people. That's their story.

But now... Yes, but that was the character of the fight. I think that at Hulk Hogan, he was like, pissed off in time. Not physically. Mick Foley was a real wrestler. He was breaking his teeth. He's all broken.

It doesn't make any sense. You listen to him talk, he's missing teeth. How is he called? It's not Shawn Michael. Shawn Michael, in the end, I'll tell you now, the most cross-eyed eyes I've ever seen in my life. He has an eye that, even though he speaks very seriously, every time I would be laughing, he's like, we did this back then, with his big voice crack, but an eye that crawls from the other. It's because he had a folding chair in the corner and he was like, if someone uses it, you know. Yeah, he was fearing. In case a match comes up.

But yeah, it's because there's so much to drink, Vince it. But it's because Vince McMahon is so eager to drink Judicial. And it's really a hole in the ass. Finished. That it's Judicial. Oh, that's the vision of the shows. Yeah. We never had a real trial that proved that. And also, there are a lot of old wrestlers that...

You know, even if... Is there someone who's dead? It's a phone, I think. We're going to take five seconds of silence. even if someone died. It's a phone. I think we'll take 5 seconds of silence. Ok. He died, but not really dead. But you know, Vince McMahon created an industry so there are so many millionaires who are like

I know you're a monster, but I have a house on the other side of the sea. And all the guys who have daddy issues in the documentary say it's like my father figure. It was my father. It's fucked up. But it's especially that if you had a business that was worth 40,000 and sold it for 5 billion, it can't happen nowadays to a guy who's a bit random and becomes this big. F**ked up. I also...

Well, yeah. There's the guy who has startups. Yeah, but not like we'd say, the WWE. In the past, you could become the federation. Tomorrow, you can't say I'm going to start a hockey league. No, but in the sport or something. But where can you go? Like a TikTok or a... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this? I had already heard the name, but that's what I find funny. It's the beauty of youth.

You have to listen to Blackout. I listened to the documentary on OJ Simpson, not knowing the puns. I didn't know that OJ... No, but I had already seen the shirt of the glove. But I didn't have all the details. For me, it's my best documentary documentary ever because it explains the context. Have you seen the movies... What was the name of the movie?

The People Make the Face. Have you seen it? No, I haven't. O.J. Simpson is one of the characters in it. And it's very absurd humor. It's dumb. It's National Lampoon. It's a very absurd humor. It's dumb. It's really dumb. It's National Lampoon, so it's perfect. Oh man, I loved it.

The documentary on Wood J. Simpson, when you don't know the story... It's incredible. Did you know about the 11th of September? We're getting married. It looks like you have something to announce. But no, but... Osama Ben Laden played in Police Academy. Police Academy 3-4 weeks. I was in my nose.

He's the one who makes the noise, but Michael Winslow couldn't. He's the one who makes me laugh all the time. The cinematographer before. But for real, I knew he wasn't accused and that he would have killed his wife. But I didn't know at that point that it was obvious that he would have done it. He was so reckless.

I don't know if I remember if they talk about it in the documentary, but he had released a book called Here's How I Would Have Done It. If I had done it, here's how I would have done it. They didn't talk about that in the documentary! He wrote, I would have done it. He said he would have done it better. No, he was describing exactly what he had done,

but he was saying, it's not me who did it, it's not me. I thought it was like, I would have killed him in the bath, I would have washed the bath, I'm not a nephrario. But at the same time, he's not an author, so the way he would have done it, it's exactly the way it was done. It's... I'm sorry to tell you, but I don't know why I'm so... It makes it even more ridiculous because when you listen to him, he explains how there are evidence that didn't go to trial.

Like, let's say, it was taken badly and there was a racist policeman who was racist. And he's like, he's hired the same team of lawyers. It doesn't look like Julius Gray is there. No, the Avengers. The worst thing that happened to OJ Simpson is that he had Rodney King not long ago. So everyone was like, the police is racist.

He said, oh yeah, it's true that they're racist. Hey, he's the guy who beat his wife. He's not that bad. The truth is that there are a lot of kids who pop like that, they used that. But the main one who attacked him, to say he did it, she was like... I always take black women in my jury, so it was Jean Vite, black women, two other whites, let's say. But if you were doing polls, the black women were really, at that moment, you know, clinging to the cause, angry because of Audrey Simpson and everything.

So it's like, it's a really close team and only beautiful people. You're like, we forgot to take the knife in the picture. That's all along with the voice of laughter and laughter. The investigator didn't doubt that the trial lasted that long. But let's see, this guy is way too old. Look at him! The next one lasted that long! But look! This guy is way too small! This scene is incredible! This guy who plays, I loved it!

He puts his hands in the air, he's like, look, you can't get in! He puts his back out and he's like, sorry! Did you see the announcement of the new Naked Gun ad? They do it again with Liam Neeson and a Doje Simpson gag. Is it a gag or just Doje? No, it's just Doje. It's because you have Liam Neeson is like the son of... Liam Neeson is the son of Lesley Neeson.

So you see him, he's like... Oh, dad! One dad, then another dad. And then it's the black guy who looks at OJ Simpson. And then... No, it won't be possible. I know it's good, but also all of them, because after he committed crimes and he was in jail,

but the 4 years before he died, Jason Simpson on Twitter... Hey, Twitter World! Stig was sick, he's like, I have nothing to lose. He's making a lot of noise, of course he made him. He's sick. He on TikTok, it would have been

stupid. He's on TikTok, it would have been stupid. He was having two toasts. He was like, are you okay? I know it's fucked up. But he was sick. The whole pursuit and everything. He knows we are like me and if we are too late, I recommend it. I remember seeing the live show on CNN.

I was listening to OJ Simpson all along. When there was the trial between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, I was thinking, I wonder if I had ever seen OJ Simpson live. Amber Heard and Johnny Depp were two people. I was writing my tiktok algorithm. Oh, okay, okay, that was it. So I imagine if a sportsman can make repairs, that would be good for me.

It would be fun for you. But you know, OJ in addition, you know, CNN, it was just a couple of years ago that it existed. And at the time, everyone was wondering, they were like, why is there a new post about alcoholics? It's new, it's half past midnight, half past midnight. You don't need 24 hours 24 hours. So you know, it was a little bit of a drag.

And then there was OJ and then them. Everyone needs a helicopter. It's called a helicopter. That's where it came from. Because they talked to the person who filmed it, and they took pictures of birds. And suddenly, we got drunk. I don't know why they were in the sky. I don't know if it helped Broncos. No, they stopped doing Broncos.

Because they brought it back. I don't know if it crashed or not. I remember, in the past, I was saying to myself, when I saw the truck, I was like, it's beautiful, Broncos. And you were like, wow, the Bronco is really nice. Yeah, but it can still trigger cops. But the cops were not cops, I would tell you. They were driving like 70, they were like, I'm gonna kill myself and break the world. But they had removed the Bronco from the market a year later,

or two years later, even if it was a nice truck, and now they brought it back. The Cofagan is crazy! I would love to see just the hostile commercial of this story. It's a big Cofagan. You can spend hours sitting in your car negotiating. But yeah, all that was not good. You have the guy in the back who is like, hey, really desperate for legs, everything was cool. But yeah, everything was cool.

But yeah, everything was cool. But yeah, everything was cool. The windows were really good. The windows were really good. The windows were really good. The windows were really good. The windows were really good. The windows were really good.

The windows were really good. The windows were really good. The whole community was supporting him. And when he was escorted after the Bruncourt attack, when they left, there were a lot of blacks. And they were like, why are there so many blacks? Like, take this out of my neighborhood. And you're like, wow, they didn't have a card. I wanted to say it at the end, but at that time, I didn't know. Yeah, he didn't like blacks. He didn't like blacks.

And it's really the black community that made him... Yeah, yeah. He didn't go to jail until the end. It would be a help of contradiction. I'm getting wet. I'm not ready to blame him for much, but... The complex man. He contradicts himself.

Yann, question. Yeah, uh... You're eating a salad. Oh, damn! You were talking about minimum wage? Oh, damn! You were talking about minimum wage earlier? That's my Yann! That's it! That's your question, you idiot!

Some people are asking, Can Billy release a new comic book? Oh my God! Not for now. It was really inspired by my comics. Oh yeah, you made a comic book. Oh my God! Not for the moment. It was really inspired by my little people's chronicles. Oh yeah, you made a comic book. Yeah, I made two. Did you make one yourself?

Yeah, we were best sellers. It takes four books I think. Do you have the budget to be best seller? It's 3000. I think we had 10,000 for the first one. And when you make a book, you do it like we're sending copies. No, you don't do that for the money, you do that for the... It's a trip for me, I like the comic book,

I worked with Eric Balado who is a cartoonist and... It was cool to see. The name of the family is Balado? Pilado. Ok, I got it. Eric Balado, I did it, it's pretty funny. Now I'm going to do this, no, it's Eric Podcast. Eric Balado and Johnny Podcast. Did he listen to your videos?

I thought about this and that, or you listened to them and said... I wrote all the texts, I pitched and I did... I see that. The most fun was the back and forth to create the characters. Because I saw it in my head and I was like, without BD, it's less cool, the characters have to be a little more like that. And there was his style too. So it was really creative, I loved that moment.

But the investment of making a comic book, the work it's for, you know, the sale and the amount I get at the end, it was really for the kick to do, hey, my children one day will be older, they will read this comic book and they will discover what I was doing, so for me it was really that trip. Oh, that's cool. So, I'm going to buy it. It's all in a reno-bray where there's no more? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if they made a little bit. They must have spilled a lot of everything. But it was Billy's little world. There are images on each page. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It can help you. Very cool. Hey, that, by the way, because you're talking about BD and it just flashed me. The school of humor, there was a guy who made characters like your back, who had been in observation for six months at the school of humor. Six months? Yeah, six months. Before the pandemic, the six months we had normal at the school of humor,

there was a cartoonist who was popping in our meetings. Who was drawing you? All the time. So we were doing our Friday, but he was telling us. It's a process, I think. Yeah, but... It was like... There are a lot of sexual predators, we're going to catch them first.

That's right. When the midway arrived, he was like, I'm going to make a drawing bank because... But he was really... All the time. And when the comic book came out, we understood that it was his main character, how he had drawn it. But the funniest thing was to spot yourself in the background. I look like a big gimmick. And two circles.

That's it. Oh yeah? Yeah, he didn't do it. Did you make a red face and a tic? Big red face and next to me, he was always like... No, but you spot yourself in the background. Lil you know, Liliane is my nanny, literally there is a drawing of Liliane that is her looking at herself in the mirror.

Oh yeah, she didn't do us... Six months, as you judge. Oh yeah, I imagine her coming home and doing a gang of little assholes, it's crazy. Hey, you know, we didn't have enough clothes at the door. We should have read more about him. Do you want to make a number? You should see it in the drawings. There's one Wynn that you're really into.

He's showing off his little baby. His main character is a little frizzy who's always there and we would have given him to you. What's the name of this thing? I don't have the name of the guy because we didn't give him a nickname of Flatter. You already have a lawsuit with a real estate agent, I wouldn't name one. I already gave him a nickname. So, Yann. The question for Tommy and Billy, maybe it's more for Billy,

is there a big difference between working for Comédia and working just for Rire? Is it the same for the new administration? It's not the same office at all. That's it, yeah. It's not the same thing at all. At the time, Mike could also say that. There's a difference. There's one that doesn't exist anymore. And the other became the other. You're a bastard!

There's one that became just for him. I'm looking forward to you having sexual education for your kids. There, guys! I'm going to exorcise you transgenders! I'm going to exorcude you transgenders! I'm going to exude you transgenders! There's one who exudes you, the other one who becomes the other. He explains that just to laugh, he's closed, like it's the biggest taboo. No, but he doesn't know that it was bad people. It's correct, comedian, he's born the same.

Children, do you want to know how we make babies? Dad introduces you to ongle Tommy. Les enfants sont fait de la pièce. C'est dur à dire. Je pourrais pas dire c'était quoi la différence à l'époque. Je pense qu'il y avait une structure vraiment plus intense, il y avait plus de pression à Juste pour Rire à l'époque. Moi pour faire des galas Juste pour Rire, quand t'étais de la relève, t' the Rélève, you had like 8 auditions, you did your pre-gala, and even during pre-gala, you could be cut, so you weren't in the TV gala.

So there was always a constant stress of, you'd better be good because there was no room for the Rélève. Whereas in Quebec, you could feel that there was already a door a little bit more open for the for the relief. It was already known. In the sense that my year 1, I wasn't signed up for TV. It was the same thing as in time. Oh yeah, you weren't signed up? No. And me, on my gala, I was the only one not signed up for TV. But you did an audition now?

Uh, yeah. Okay. But that's it, but since there's still the stress of it. But yes, it looks more relaxed. Well, I don't know if it's more relaxed, but there's an opening. You know, sitting on the gala, you have 3-4 lifts before you had one spot. And also, in time, there was a pressure that you were doing. If I do an 8, I'm going to win 11,000 a year to win 100,000 a year.

While there, you're like, if I do an 8, it's gonna be cool for my parents. Exactly. Exactly. It's a gala. It's on Friday at 8 o'clock. Pride time. When everyone watches TV at night. Did you go to Radio Cannes or Stanova?

It's Radio Cannes. The big ones are on TV. That's why it's fun. It's gonna change with Pat Bergeron. Because I tried, I was cut my year one when I sent my stuff. And he went back to work. The year you had your standing and you left, you were still in college. Exactly, I'm addicted to that.

That was cut during the editing? No, last year I sent a number. I'm not even ready for the auditions. And the year after, I sent the same video to show you how I think that's a Gallup number. But Pat arrived and Pat wanted to put a relief from the previous one. So it's this year, the year one I did a Gallup, there were three non-reliefs per Gallup and that's where I brought it back.

I think the world understood that gala's are not what they were. Because in the past, probably the last years, just to laugh, it was still a hit. Yes, it's not what it was, but look, gouache with his CrossFit number. We never know, but you're like me, but it's not a hit in a gala, it's the video on the internet that made it. So it's a bit like that. I feel like you're selling our gala well, Thomas. Oh yeah, no, that's it. We invite people to watch. Well, it's not...

If it's tempting, it's at 8 o'clock. No, no, but... If you want to see humorists not stressed, it's just for the sake of it. No, but at the same time, it's... It's just a nervous humorist who's like, I can't do it, I'm going to go up. It doesn't make people it's a lie. You're just a nervous comedian who's like, I can't do it, I'm going to do it. It doesn't make people laugh.

So yeah, I gave the atmosphere. But did you see a difference in comedy just to laugh in recent years? Comedy has always been more... It was more relaxed. More relaxed. You felt that... And that was the big quality of comedy. You felt that comedians were on vacation. It's like the difference between Just For Laughs and Just For Real.

Just For Laughs, you felt that it was all from the LA, London, New York... They sleep at the hotel. Yes, they sleep at the hotel. They have fun here. And Quebec is a bit like that. While here, you have your gala, you go home, so you don't have the atmosphere of... I felt that in the beginning, Comédia was less TV.

It was less... Just for real, it was like, now you have 8 minutes, and if you pass, we're going to be in your ass. Now I feel that Comédia has adopted a little more this structure. Which is still good for a show, because, you skip, we're going to be in a mess. Now I feel that Comedia has adopted this structure a little more. Which is good for a show because sometimes it can end up... It's endless. So I think they have a structure, they are no longer rusty, but now it's just for laughs, that's what they mixed. But I would say that now they are oiled, it works well.

And do you feel that... Is it because of Radio Can that it's the same? I don't know. I think it's really a duration, a question of number of guests, and guys who are endless. At some point you say, if he's doing 30 and he lets himself go, but after that it's all the guy who is cop. I think people have less attention in general in live shows. You know, shows like your show lasts an hour and a quarter. An hour and 20, an hour and 25. And let's say at the time, if you were doing a show under 2 hours,

you were a little crook trying to get the crowd. Even 1 hour and 25, I'm at 1 hour and 10. Yeah, but that's it. And you know, people are can walk after a tram. Let's say after 1.20, I see the world, check it out. My goal is that the puncher arrives before the desire to piss. That's really it. My goal is that you don't feel that the world is starting to grow on their chair. So 1.10, 10 minutes of the first part. So, you guys, the gala is 9 hours long.

It's super long. And there's a break to go pee. Ok, that's true. I don't want to fall into it. It's an event of two shows. People see it as a party and a special exit. Because there are events, there are numbers that you won't see again. I think that's our goal, that we won't just do stand-up,

to create more magical moments. Do you see, he's bringing it back. That's the experience. Come see some people not stressed that it's still smooth, it's going to be magic. How many questions are left? There's only one left. Ok, perfect. It's Kevin who's asking, it's funny for example.

What are your projects, professional or personal, for the summer of 2026? So in one year? Yeah. Hey, that's Leo or Chris, everyone had nothing to do in China. When in the top 3, there are projects... We feel that Yann just finished writing it. Yann invented it and said, it was the summer of 2025. I put 20, 26.

What do you do? I have my one man show, Kiké la ruche, which continues in 2026. I don't know if I'll be on a podcast with your friend Verge again, thanks to you. When you came, it's not thanks to me, but I told you, Chris, go on a podcast. Really? You told us, hey, we could work together. After 12 years we're going to work together. It's Mike who made us realize. After 9000 days of getting to know each other and working together,

Mike said, you should work together. You two talking in the same room, it's not bad. How do they talk? We listen. But the podcast was born out of that absurdity. We're friends, we talk about friendship. We've known each other for 10 years, even more. We're not friends, so we thought, why don't we launch this? When you approached us, you said, you have chemistry.

I would be surprised at the number of podcasts you launch, Mike, just with... Without knowing it. Without knowing it and doing like, hey, that's cool. No, no, but it's impressive how much this guy... And when you were launching flowers, I remember when I was in Relève too, how generous you were with the people of Relève. You came to see me and Alex and you saw Coloc.TV and you were like, hey guys, that's good. And you're like, come on, Mike Ward came to see us, he saw our show. It's impressive. You know, we forget that.

To see how much people... You know, you shouldn't be afraid to talk to young people. Sometimes... Sometimes... That's my Mike. And the relief, would you put a limit on it? I've heard a little guy from 11 years old make a joke like, Oh Maurice, you're...

That's good, that's good. I'm gonna take you on my wing, come and sleep at home. Thank you. Are you gonna do my first part? Thank you for the compliment. But like everyone, everyone in humor, we're not good with compliments. I know, I know. But thank you.

It's nice. It's really appreciated. And you, 2026? Your one- show? Yeah, but in the summer, we have a break. In 2026, we're going to animate our second gala. But the gala will be in another moment. I don't think we'll do that. Yeah, it will be in another moment.

I have a theory of what they should do. Are you the same as the sun? It's sunny. Yeah, because this one is solid enough. Check Bain, it's going to be... Take notes. No, but you know, the Olivier, we keep saying, Hey, Olivier, should it still exist? I would do the Olivier during Just for a laugh.

You know, because I think they want to do Just For Laugh in the period that the Olivier's are used to. So you do the last night of the Just For Laugh festival, it's the Olivier's gala. Like that it's going to... But in front of the audience, you know, more audience than the humorists. Because that's what's turning us on. And then you're going to do a presentation in front of the humorists,

they're nervous. And in front of the audience, like Macaulay, it's four times I laugh. You know, that's exactly it. But we always forget, you know... You have a people choice that we should do. But you know, when you look at the audience, you're like, well, why don't humorists laugh? I think so, you know, I laugh a lot in life. But if it's four times that I laugh, I don't have the same taste in laughter.

You're nervous to hear it. You know your category comes in two poses. You just think about it and you're like, I'm okay. The camera is there. There's a lot of stress in there. Put some real world in there. It's going to be a little crazy. There's going to be crazy, it's going to be euphoric. And you're not going to write your number to make people in the room laugh. You're going to do it to make as many people as possible laugh in your room. That's what drives us in life. I've never lived nervous, Olivier. Okay.

I doubt it with my nose in the air. Oh yeah? I would tell you that when you said my nose in Grenoble, you didn't do it. That's why you got the sunstroke, so it would help you with your makeup. It's drug queen. I'm coming. It's zero. That's what it takes. A while ago, he was like, wait, I have to take care of my hair.

I don't know. This year, I really liked the Olive Young g year. I think it's fun. Corinne is good. I think the thing is, take a memory that everyone loves. Corinne, you would have been crazy if you said Corinne, not sure. Corinne, I saw the effort she puts on my show and I saw the gala and I said to, she gives me more than she gives to people. Concentrate, girl. She was really good and the world loves her for real and I think it seems so. You know, when we talk about someone who does unanimity.

She's respected, she works well, she's good. And she's really a good person, she has no good taste. You know, Saint-Jasu, my 20th Olivier came to see me in the room to break that ice cream. Maybe two minutes before it starts, he's gonna say, hey, I just came to say hello to you, like we're having fun and everything. And it looks like it's already put everyone in a vibe of, hey, you know, we shouldn't forget that we have our chum who comes to cheer the gala. It's beautiful, you have two nominations and you're stressed, but she's like an hour and a half in the lead.

But it's really a good idea. I think you should submit that. Would you like to be on TV, but she's been talking for an hour and a half. That's a good idea. I think you should submit that. Would you like to be on TV, Olivier? No, they asked me to be on TV. Because you're one of the people who do the unanimity. In time... Well... Thank you. You're taking the compliments well. Yes, that's right.

It's well received. But in time, they time, they had made me an offer and... Every time I make TV, it always turns bad. Oh yeah? I can't wait to see the documentary! But every time I make TV, it's always the same. It's always me and Michel, we go somewhere, we do an interview, and then I'm like, it's working, damn it. And then I'm like, how do I think, you know I'm not good at TV? I'm good at damn TV. And then I'm happy, he's happy, and then

we check the media and social networks, and then we see that I was right, you know. So it would be a disaster. It wouldn't be a disaster if you do it in front of the audience. I mean, the gang and when you have the laugh... No, but you have the comedians and you have like a room of 1000 people and you have like 100 comedians, but the rest are all spectators. You have to start and people will be like, hey, I'm at home, maybe I don't find it funny, but it works on a solid basis. It's not true. I think it's better, Corinne. No, but I was trying to say that you have to replace Corinne.

Corinne, I think she could be part of a run, because I think everyone likes that. But in seven years. But seven years, Mike Bansi, your summer 2034. I'm going to become... You're going to be your summer 2034. But all your presentations were fucking good at the Olivier. So in my head, it works. Corinne is going to become the Louis-José and I will be the Pierre-Yves.

I will arrive at Olivier's in 2036. And no matter what you do, people just write, « Man, I'm tired of Louis-José! » Even if you were 42 tons and you did everything you could do, people would say « It's not Louis-José, eh! » But he really took a cruel and annoying mandate. He did a solid job. That's what he needs.

That's it. Bravo for doing that, but damn, I would never have done that. He's naive. He texted some men when he was 14. He's going to take a walk. He saw the train coming and said, He's not going that fast. Maybe if I run,

If I run, I'll be happy. If I smile all the time, People won't be mean. He managed to get his bet. Yes, he was really good. And it works, it's a musical numorism for a musical gala, which makes sense. Hey, it can't be the last words of the podcast.

It's... I have two. It's not like you're inventing a question. It's a... I love that, for example. It's a musical numorist for a musical gala. Good evening everyone. But I think we're going to end it here. We can't leave that out. I'm going to leave during my standing.

We should do the song we love from Just For You. Thank you so much guys. Thank you for being here. Thank you Ontario. Thank you all. Good evening. Go listen to Catfish! Thanks for watching!