Mike Ward Sous Écoute - #537 - P-A Méthot et Michel Barrette

Episode Date: July 14, 2025

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Wow! Thank you! Thank you very much! Wow! Wow! Thank you! Thank you very much! Look at what they have here! Thank you so much. I'm so sorry. Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. Ok, sorry to those who were singing. I messed up your tune. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you to all those who came. Before we get in the mood, it's fucking weird that it's a real festival. Yes, it's crazy. The first day I arrived, before I was told I was coming, I was like,

I hope there will be people at the show. But when I saw there would be people at the show, I was stressed. Will there be people outside? Will it be bad? Sometimes, outside shows. Especially, Chris, we agree, you're in a parking lot, so I was like, is it going to be weird? And then, the first day I arrived, I saw the Wart Vodka tent, I saw the big, innocent bottle, I saw the food truck, and the quality food truck, I thought, they said,

there will be food trucks, I was expecting an old man who sells corn. But it was really hot and there were a lot of people. It was really fun. I had a lot of fun. And it's absurd. Michel told me today, it's crazy, our lives. And I was like, it's crazy, it doesn't make any sense. And I don't know if you heard me say it, but since it became a real festival, we put back some prizes, we made some little trophies. And good news, I won four of them! I am... No, it's so innocent.

And there's another gag I did, and then I'll introduce the guests because they're too hot. But you know festivals, the artists always pass. So it's a bit the same. And usually, we'll say, just for fun, it would be written, just for fun, Mike Ward. And everyone has their name. And since we, the festival, it didn't stop being Mike Ward, Mike Ward, Mike Ward and others. So I did it, they told me, do we put the names, it's a pass, and I said, no, no, we do two passes, we do Mike Ward, and we do not Mike Ward.

And so everyone, so there is a not Mike Ward. And I found that so funny. It's just innocent. It makes no sense. Thank you, thank you for getting into my delusions. It's really cool. Thank you so much. And now, Asti, I'm so happy. I was listening to this, I was saying to myself, Asti, I had made a... Well, not a plan of a match. I had said that it would be the booking of a dream. It's rare that the booking of a dream, both say yes and both say yes and at two.

That's what I asked them down there. They sold nearly 2 million tickets for their one-man show. These are legends, ladies and gentlemen. Here is permission from Michel Barrette! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! Thank you so much for being here. The worst part is when we were all in the front, I was thinking, Chris Michel is the only one with a mic and a helmet, so he can speak. Thank you, thank you for being here. Really. I'm very happy to be here. And thank you for offering me your audience.

Yes. Can I do a little test before we start? Oh, yes. Because I... We're done. In... No, but it's because... You know, we often do the room, and I always ask the age of my audience.

Because usually my audience is 50 years older, you know. But to have people who will laugh without brushing their teeth, it impresses me. So those who are 50 years older, raise your hand please. 50 years older. What if they're 8? Those who are 40 years younger, raise your hand. What about the audience? Is that what I just realized?

I think there's no camera filming in front of me. I think it's big. It's just going to be you, your shoulder. The world is going to open up. Michel Barrette, are you gone? I hear him again. But I... but thank you, thank you for accepting. And that's it. I did your show, your tour. What's the name of your show again? Un mot une histoire. Un mot une histoire.

You also do the tour Un mot une histoire. It exists because of you. I'm going to take a break. When you invited me to... What's the name of this show? Sous écoute. Sous écoute. Yeah. Listen, Mike calls me and says... Wait, I'm going to type, I'm going to type my phone and you're going to see the name. Okay.

If you go that way, Michel, it's marked there. So, sub-listeners, Mike calls me and says, I'm doing a business in Montréal. What? You're inviting me to Montréal if you're 20 years old? Look, but I had no idea. Seriously, what was your business? I get off there, there are like 20 I had no idea what your deal was. I got off the bus and there were like 20 people, 20 years old, 20 guys.

I said, they're going to die. They said, who's the old guy? You ask me a question, I tell you anything, but I tell you the things I've experienced. After that, I go home. It stays the same. The next week, I meet a young man, maybe 24 years old. He says, hey, you're an old criminal. What? He stole your pick-up school pick-up when you were 17. Who told you that? The Mike Wall affair, listen.

What? I'm at home, I said to my sons, Did anyone watch the Mike Wall affair? They did. Then I let go of a little pep, listen, to realize that this ad has no ad that had no word of good meaning, and it had no meaning. I said, I counted those things, I would never have told in front of the world, never. It's true. There, my blonde said, why not?

That's why you moved to Boston. You said you were a cop. Yes, I have a cowboy hat and his pinches. No, but seriously, my blonde said, why are you so censored? Why is Mike allowed to tell you nothing? And you, you pay attention. She said, show up on stage and tell the truth.

So that's why... Thank you. Thank you. And that's why I created my own story, where in the end, it's exactly you in the opposite. You're alone? No, but I'm received by people different from you. I'm meeting 43 guests, you're here, you're here.

By the way, Guylaine Tremblay won't ask me the same questions as Mike Ward. Christian Bejeun won't ask me the same questions as Mike Ward. Christian Abégin didn't ask the same questions as P.A. Yes, there was something, and I don't know if you have the same thing. When I did it, I was there and I wanted to see Michel Enchaud. So I really did my job as a straight man. And I was in line. But after the world, the comments I had, people were like, Tabarnak, Asti, you didn't even talk, Michel. As if, Asti, Michel was stealing my speech.

I was like, it's his show, Tabarnak, it's his stories. I was there for, you know, I'm curious, Asti, what are you telling me? I ask you the question, and even you were passing me the punch, and I didn't like that, because you the question, and you even passed me the puck, and I didn't like that. Because you were like, you were telling me what you were talking about, and you were like, you, you, have you experienced that? And I was like, yes, I have, but it's your show, you know? The worst was Norman Brattwit. Norman Brattwit, he comes to the room, I don't remember where he was, and he comes in there, I tell him, when are you going to finish the show?

I say, we're going to finish it when we finish it. He says, after that I'm boarding. What do you mean? He thought I was doing a show and then he came to ask me... No, he came to ask me four questions. No, I said, Chris, you're always there, you're in the chair next door, you ask me questions and that's what he does the show, I tell him. I say, oh yeah? Okay.

So, ladies and gentlemen, Norman Brateau, he goes on stage, he doesn't come to sit, he's been doing it for half an hour alone. Okay. I didn't say a word of criticism. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You almost cost me 75,000 dollars. Damn, how come? Because when we did the Bell Centre, you have to be out of the stage at 11.00 minus 5.00. Yes, because... Because it's union and all the crowd.

And if you spend 11 hours, it costs you 75,000 dollars to apply for a pack of bananas. We had Michel Barrette on stage, he was supposed to do six minutes. It's been 25 minutes that he's been there. And then he says, oh yes, it's true, I have to do a number. He hadn't done his number yet. And then I have Bibi,

who is finally your partner today, who is my producer. She, Chris, she's fucking up. She wasn't happy, she was there pointing at me at the top, at the top, she was pissed off. She wasn't happy. She was pointing at me. And I went in and I got out, Michel. Yeah. And it must be weird, this feeling. No, but wait...

Getting out a guy you were watching when you were on TV. Yes, but... And not just that... I'm asking for total respect. Yes, that's it. Oh yeah, oh yeah. I'm not respecting your father. Yes, that's it. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, in the style, there was a foundation and he organized shows and invited players. The shows, he does that here, you're worried. Yes, he does that here. It's for young people who abandon the school. I was going to say another word and I said, no, we're in 2025.

I heard it in my head, it's the same. It looks like your face told me. It's funny, you're red, so I was like... But then, the first time I did the show, I was on stage, and they were watching me last, and then time went by. I was on stage, they said 8 minutes, it's been like an hour and a quarter that I've been on stage. Damn! They start to undo the set after me. And then, all the other comedians, it's winter, and there were some crazy guys, and Jean-Michel said,

« Wait, you're not going to the night with him, we're leaving, and we'll see you tomorrow morning. » And it continued until someone, « Close the door, cut the sound, I'm going to help you, don't worry. » Otherwise, I'm still there. The last year, I said, « What did he do? » He invited me again, he said, « You're going to be on stage after 10 minutes. » « Why? »

There was a chair there, and he said, « you're going to do your number there, the chair. I went on stage and he said, okay, I have to stop. He laughs with a 220 volt wire, a bottle of water. He empties water on the ground, right? He puts the 220 wire, he says, in 12 minutes, I put the breaker, it explodes. I took off my shoes, but I put my feet in the water and said, we'll explode in the evening in front of the world. After 12 minutes, he didn't kill me.

But now I'm in the room, in the high speakers of the room, I hear, my love, I hear my wife's voice. I said, what? She said, that's enough. He called my wife, he called my wife home, to say, we can't go out of the room anymore, That's enough. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Thank you, thank you! Hey, but you talk about his story, what was it called? One word, one story. One word, one story. I did it with him here in the Barso building, and then one day he goes through the story and it doesn't end, and then he makes me laugh, and I laugh, and I laugh, and then I say,

Michel, you're really part of your story, I have to go. Yes, he's gone! I'm gone. I went out in the world, and He didn't leave, and I was no longer able to. I left, I went back, and I came back. He was still in the story. It's almost unnoticed that I was there. When you came back, I said to him, Oh, he was there.

You were preparing your next One-Up Man show. You just announced that you were leaving the radio. Where did you go in writing? Were you just thinking about going back? When I stopped, it was because I was tired. I was really tired, I was so excited to do shows, and we were doing shows on the table. How many shows did you do in the same year?

The maximum was 209. And you didn't do any in the summer. I didn't do shows in the same year. The maximum? Yes. It was 209. And you didn't do any in the summer. I didn't do any in the summer. Yes. But think about it, you have 365 days to do it. It cost me a depression. Oh yes. But it's true, I was so happy at the end.

I called Eric and I told him, look, we can stop it there. We give each other a date and we stop it there. And then the radio was presented, FM 93 was coming, and they said, we might have a post for you. So I was there for two years, but through that I did shows once in a while, and then I realized that I still had the fire. And you know, I don't want to go to the radio, it's great fun. It's fun to work with people on the radio.

But you know, we're three with headphones, and we listen to each other for three hours a day, five days a week. I get really angry. But the audience is the fun. I was bored of that. Just going home early, it was crazy. You knew how to get a seat, there's nothing wrong with that. And do you think that, let's say, in the last year, the only shows you only doing corpos.

How many corpos do you do a year? I told myself I wouldn't do much, but it's mostly in the holidays that I do some in December. In the summer, I do music with my band. We go to festivals. I have to do about 20 or 25 shows a year. Do you think that your writing will change or you will feel like it's just a surprise? Well, the people are used to an EPO. So it's going to be him. I know you're not going to start. Chris, he's like André Sauvé, the star! My grandpa always said that! I didn't know that the grandfather was an EPO.

I think it's going to look like what I've been doing all this time, telling stories. But you know, it's been two years that all the notes I take, they all go in the same place. So I have some in my head. You're so lucky because it's rare for a 50-year-old guy to arrive at his show that has as many notes as a little dick, let's say 22. Because you know, when you start, the first shows, that's what I find magical when I see young people,

it's ideas that sometimes they had at 9 years old. And that's why in time, you often see guys, well, I was going to say guys for movies, in time there were just guys. But their first show, it was guys 26 years old, and it was all about second year 3 anecdotes. You were like, how come you have a good memory of yourself? But then I realized, it's because he's been making jokes for 14 years. You were nothing.

I was nothing. But when I was 26, I was in second year 3. I was in high school and... Almost. He was playing ball with the principal. I heard the word congress. During this period, when humorists were still around, people were saying, you're in humor, you're making jokes. I said, no, often the number one subject is the Congress assets. It's true, it's paying to have a congress,

but it's always conditions that don't have a word of the word. You must have some... I have a lot of them. Hello. Thank you, thank you. You can bring that to him, but thank you. I'll throw you in a bad congress. You, in any case, you have the best congress anecdote of all time.

Do you want to hear it? Yes! You're the one who has it. Do you want to hear it? A coin to hear my character from IA. Did we know that? No, the world... That's what I like about Michel. Chris sold you 1.1 million tickets. And he's like, do you know me? I don't know.

I only do 40 shows a year. So I think I don't know Quebec anymore. I played in the Seraphim. I got out of the pool. You got out of the pool? In Sagalère 3? We're talking about that. The pool. That must be ass from the other side.

The pool. It takes the punch. For her. For her. The Oh, you're so sweet! All the work is a reminder... So, one day, my agent called me during the time of Ios. It's been two years since then, and I haven't been doing Ios for two years. He said, listen, in the holidays, there are often Christmas parties. There's a company that I wouldn't call, that receives thousands of employees. Who was it? I'm sorry to interrupt, but who was your booker at the time? Was it during Octaneane or Gravel?

I was in the Octane during Gravel. But Stéphane worked at Gravel. He said, listen, I'm going to do a show on Sheraton Laval. There are a thousand employees from the same company. It's the Christmas party, it's a surprise, so no one knows you're going to be there except for the boss. Perfect, we'll see what date it is, December 19th. What time? 8 o'clock? No. Oh at 1 a.m. It's way too late. They said, listen, it's Christmas Eve. So I went in, but nobody expected me.

It was a surprise. I had to hide. We all did that in the kitchens, in the toilets, in my IA shirt. I waited. I arrived at midnight. I didn't do that in the bootlop, by the way. No.

You're lucky enough. So it was midnight. Nobody came to see me. The boss just saw me. We were happy. We were all in the bathroom. We were all in the bathroom. We were all in the bathroom. We were all in the bathroom. I'm waiting. I didn't do any bootlop. No. You're lucky. It's midnight. Nobody comes to see me.

We're happy to see you. It's midnight, it's half past midnight. Nobody comes to see me. I wonder if they're here. I see a glass of wine. It's midnight. I push the door and look in the room. They're a thousand. They were crazy.

I don't know where they are. They've been at the bar since noon. I know what it is, I just finished with Saint-Jean, but I was so hot. I had never seen that. So at one o'clock, nobody came to see me, but that's when I should have done my show. So I said, I'll go into the hall and I'll find a stage and I'll do my show. I go into the back of the hall, I said, I'll go in there. But nobody is waiting to see me, so they don't see the guy just came in. I went into the room and I saw a stage, I went to do my thing. I went into the room, I said to myself, I'm going to go in there. But nobody was waiting to see me, so they didn't see that the guy had just come in.

But the first one to see me, he was shocked. I said, I'm going to see my wife. He took me to the stage. I said, I'm going to see my brother. He said, let me go. I said, where's the boss? The boss was there and was at the bar. He's tomorrow.

There's a tie that's hanging like that. I get in front of him, he looks at me and says, I'm sorry, your thing was good in Tabarnak. I said, do you have my check? Yes, take the check. Take it, it's my shirt. That was a good one. That's strong.

That's it. That's it. That's strong. Oh, the corpos. I have the impression that the corpos are more tough than they were. Oh, that's not true. The more they earn money, the worse it gets. The worse it gets. And often, the employees don't know who you are or who you are. Often, it's round tables, so you have half of the world, two to three, eating, not listening to what you say,

or talking too much. One year, we say... Oh, sorry. And you, before the show, turn off your cell phones. Duh, duh, duh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. There's too much wave at Albert Rousseau, so it's always fucked up. I swear it was my wife. No, no, that's right. The white woman was going to the bar.

Yes, yes, that's right. Her wife was looking for Michel. One day, you stop me, one day, I'm having a congress and the person in charge of the party says, the boss of the company would like to see after the show, take pictures with him, his wife, and all that. Well, yes, he pays. So I'm doing my show, but often they take a shot because they're not used to going to parties. There's a good woman in the audience. She's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, don't be funny. She doesn't let go, but she bothers everyone. You know how we are. We try to stay calm because you don't want to. But I can't anymore. I said, okay, okay, okay.

All those who came here to hear me, raise your hand. Everyone, raise your hand. All those who came here to hear her, raise your hand. Nobody, raise your hand. So I said to Mr. Hitler, Everyone has a hand. Those who came here to hear her, raise your hand. Nobody has a hand. So I said to Hitler, Shut your fucking face! But after a while, I went to the store.

I said, responsible, the boss, is he coming to see me? He said, no, I think he's coming for lunch. Why? It was his wife. Why? Because it was his wife. OK. At one point, I have a contract with the owner of the tomato and savor. He died in a helicopter accident. We saw that in the news.

But he hired me at the end of the day to go to a show for him and all his gang of tomato and savor. So I get there, and I'm in a car outside. and when it's time, I get there and I start, Hey, good evening, how are you? No one answers me. There are about 300, so the more I look, the more I say, Chris, are they Mexicans? Oh, it's his employees! They're not Mexicans, but there were 180 Mex him, his wife, his son, he spoke French, he had rented me for Oso.

There were 180 Mexicans there. Oh no, the big guy. Big, big, big, big,. When Maude went to bed, we were at Chikutimi. Were you lying? No, no, no. I sang the tune I was singing while you were talking to him on the phone. Yes, it's true. You saved my life because she was sleeping. Yes, that's right.

We did a show in Chikutimi, Michel and me. And that was before I went to my show. So you did his first part? Yes, I did his first part. And there's a tune I was doing my first part. OK. And there was a tune I was singing to the world, it was 1 finger, 2 fingers, 3 fingers in the ass, 1 finger, 2 fingers, 3 fingers in the ass, I can't anymore.

So I was singing that, but during that time, Michel was in the lodge, and his girlfriend was in Montreal, working hard, she was on the edge of bed, and he was trying to talk to her, and all she heard was, 1 finger, two fingers, three fingers in the ass. She was like, Where are you? What are you doing? She was in pain. And they said,

Oh yeah, push, push. One finger in the ass. Two fingers in the ass. And that night, something happened. In my first show, well not in my first show, but in that show, I was joking about the CST. You know, there was an ad that the guy was holding his arm in the conveyor belt, and his finger was turning backwards.

I was saying, Chris is a big deal for Big Bill. He wasn't able to pull the button off his shirt! And there's a guy in the middle of the room. He's a brother. He's got an X. And I see him, it's like if God had enlightened him, he'd still have his arm in his arm. Oh no. Did he try to point you with his mignon? No! You!

He's got one mignon, two mognons in the ass! No, but he gets up, ok, and he goes in the middle of the... And he screams at me, you don't always have time to take off your shirt! Damn! I say, well, excuse me, man, I wasn't going to do Robert Valpe's Val to know if someone had passed the arm of the conveyor. I said, I'm sorry. He said, I lost the use of an arm because of that. I said, Jesus Christ. You didn't see the announcement, innocent steed? He applauded me, but he had only one arm. Ha ha ha! Très beau! Hey, il m'a réapplaudi mais il n'y avait rien qu'un bras!

Ha ha! Ça fait moins de bruit! On dirait que c'est juste sur ton plateau que je me permets de dire des affaires en ligne. C'est parfait ça! Mais non, ça c'est parfait, je suis content. Ce qui est fun, on ne fait pas de personnages, on devient des personnages, mais quand on s'en reste aux gens, les gens ils disent, ben il est comme ça dans la vie. That's perfect. What's fun is that we don't make characters. We become characters, but when we get to know people, people say, well, that's how they want it.

But when you make a character like mine, a character of Ia Tremblay, nobody takes them seriously because it's a character. I make a body at Saint-Ciacinthe, and then I'm behind the stage, and there are curtains like that. Three steps, and when they're going to announce me, I'm going to go on stage. There, there, there.

So they surprised me. I'm behind the curtain, three steps, the curtain I was going to go on stage, I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they gave me a surprise. I was at the end of the curtain, three steps, the curtain opens, and I go on stage. And it's full, the room is full. And then, Mrs. Le Bessure, he was trembling. I go up the steps, open the curtains, and they had planned two fireworks on each side of me. They were going like... So I didn't know that. I go back, I fall down the stairs, I fall to the ground.

But the fire is burning the curtains. Oh, that's nice. But it's fire. But seeing the room, it looks like a... Pyrotechnic effect. Pyrotechnic effect. But it's the fire that's left. I'm not in there. I'm in the room, we're all going to die. Everyone's going to kill each other.

It's my honesty, it looks real. It's real, we're all going to die. It's like you want to take someone who's not in there seriously, who's cheating, who's all going to die. As long as they don't tear the curtain like the people in the crowd. And you, when you speak without your teeth, automatically you have the voice to tremble or... No, but... No, but by the way...

No, but seriously... Otherwise we use your real voice, is that it? No, but I don't... No, no... No, but, no. You know what? We're all going to laugh. If I try to do IA with my teeth, it doesn't work. It's like I'm a bad IA imitator, but when I don't have teeth... It sounds automatic.

I can't do it, I'm going to go straight to the stage. Go ahead, go ahead. Now you understand why we gave him a micro-headphone. I'm hot. Wait, wait, wait. I'm going to be correct. He's eating a sausage. What's the matter with the microphone?

Why are you laughing, Lucas? I'm going to go up the stairs to count the We'll see if people will walk in the right direction. We haven't seen any more or less of the AIA. Minimum! But that... but talk... Try to zero out the voice. Just do... No, I can't!

How do you want me to do that? That's your voice! It's callus! It's like if I was naked, you'd be like, I thought you were dressed, but no, I need you to hit me! So clear! It's like a guitar pedal, look! He lifts it up like this...

Again! Oh, that's crazy! We can see him, take it off and put it back on! Yeah! Oh, damn! You, there, that's what... He's not posing, is he? Yeah, right? Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, a lot about it. You know, the two of us, we are...

I'm older than you, but two months. Now... No, I'm a middle-aged man! And... No, but you know, now we're getting into the... You know, the young people of Maurice see us as... You know, we're men, old men. What's going to be the rest of your story?

No, that's it. I just want to make you feel bad. I want... No, no. I see myself, and it must be the same for you. You must not see any difference. You must still be 28 years old. 17. Okay. So I'm older than you by 9 years. No, but I'm 68.

I've been on stage for 42 years. Oh, you're 16. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. And... The pink one. Yeah, no, but look, I'm all red.

Seriously, every time I go on stage, I'm really 17 years old in my head because when you're on stage, you don't have any age. I'm even funnier. And you don't have any disease. When you feel good... No, no, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm you don't have age. I even have the same fun. And you don't have any illness. When you feel good... No, no, but... He really wants to see me die. That would be nice. No, but you know, I see it sometimes. You're sick, you don't feel good.

You go on stage, the public love gives you back... Well, you know, in the past, Gilles Thibault was doing the bars. You know, Gilles stayed there for six months, for four and a half years. Because he was even... He was in the middle of the game. We were like, he's poor, he's going to die soon. And after two years, we were like, he's still dead. That little crook who pretends to have cancer, but... Watch out for that kind of joke!

Yeah, that's it! That's it! That's it! We're in Quebec! You have to show your mom in Montreal! That's it! You see, this is a target, it's old, dead men! Yeah, you're right!

I don't think that mother Gilles Thibault is still in school. Hey, go to hell! But at the same time, people can't recognize because it's not their job. Not only does it keep us alive, it keeps us in shape because we don't move. It keeps us young. It also lights us up. And there are times when you've come to not be a thug, you know, like, train a grip or whatever, to tell my blonde, hey, it's going to be rough tonight because I don't know if you've ever been to a gym without a gym, to say to your girlfriend, it's going to be a tough night because you don't feel like it.

You train something, you get home, you're there for two hours, you come back home. It's amazing. Because, like sportsmen, you can imagine that... It must be the best feeling in the world right now. What I want to live... No, no, but what I want to live. No, no. But what I want to live, let's say you do a tour and you have five shows a week, one year you're like, hey, it's too many shows.

But when you have a tour, let's say you have five shows a month, do you know that's the fun? It's like the retreat, but not the retreat. You know we're in a hurry. We want to do as many shows as possible to get out to another show. But it's not the same for me. It's going to be more relaxed. I'm going to do it in mass, but I want to do it for a long time. After that, I'm going to go. It's going to be over. I'm going to sell everything. I'm going to waste money.

Your first tour, you sold 300,000 tickets. 300,000, yeah. Second tour, 300,000. No, 240,000. Oh, it's a flop. Yeah, but it's a flop? Yes, but it's because we stopped. During the pandemic, I didn't want to do shows with masks on,

and I didn't want to do shows in the middle of the room. I did a lot of crap, I didn't want to do it. I'm pulling the plug and we'll start again after the pandemic. But you were able to start again because there are jokers who weren't able to. Yes, but it was tough. Because stopping is getting into doubt. I was happy to have made that move. It didn't bother me to zoom in.

I did it a few times. In Quebec, Pierre Destal does it. It's a beautiful studio. We did a lot of virtual. It was great fun. But when I started again, I had already done almost a year of my tour. We were already at 150,000 tickets sold. I knew that almost all 150,000 tickets were cancelled.

So I said, OK, we'll report them later, but it'll end on Monday. It was supposed to last two weeks. It lasted two years. And then I started again. But when I started again, there was still a gap. There was something that was glaring. After the pandemic, there was something that people were like... Now you see two or three people with a mask in the room,

but there are people who tell them, why do you have a mask? I don't want people to be shitting, I want people to laugh. So I found it a little tough to do shows again, so I did it at 340 shows. I stopped, I was getting excited, I was getting excited, and as soon as I came back, I was dead. And now I'm here. And I still live in Quebec! C-E-A-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T- I understood that. But after that, the government reacted to people like me.

They said, maybe we should go. Some said, no, we're not going, like you. But I was like here, let's say, there are like 1,300 people. And here, I've already done it here, in the time that it was a maximum of 250 people. And technically, it's disgusting. I'm here with 250 people. The people in masks, there was distancing. But I was happy.

I was like, damn, fuck it. I felt like when I was 19, I was like, hey, they laughed at a joke on 4. They laughed. I saw it and... But at the same time... A laugh or a crisis... Congress is nothing. But at the same time, you were enjoying it. Yes, that's for sure. But it's already that I don't have a big system, and I'm bipolar too, so I ask myself a lot of questions in life,

and I get anxious. It was too much for me. And I saw that people too, and there were people who were disappointed. How come? Some do it, some don't? Well, I didn't want to do it, but being there, it's over. But at the same time, there was another thing. I'm doing, let's say, Thetford Mines, the next day my wife told me, well, she said, listen, because of the capacity of the room, there were like 120 people.

All of them. She said, do you want to know how much it cost you to work yesterday? What do you mean? Oh, that's it? Well, yes, because she said, you paid your old machine, the old... Oh, you paid the flat fare in full? It cost you 6,500. You're going to do a lot of shows,

when every night you give 6,500 to go on stage. We see that your blonde is a count. A count, yes. But at the same time, I didn't have... If I stopped doing shows for 16 months, I doubted because of age, because of the way I was. I said, I'm not funny anymore, I don't have my place anymore. Do you think that's age? Even young people, I I was always the same when I was younger.

As I was saying, at the dinner, if I would go to the dinner, we would always have dinner together on Sundays. We would have a tea, we would start with tea. Stop doing shows for a while and I'm not in the mood. No, you're not in the mood. But, you know, right now it's less bad because of the under-ears, so I have the audience, but I'm the kind of person who, if I spent eight days without doing a show, I was like,

I'm starting over. My two years of radio that I just did, it was pretty... For me to make my decision to stop, I had to talk to myself in Tabarouat because I wasn't sure. And finally, after announcing it, everyone was happy. Everyone is happy. Everyone is looking forward to seeing it. Yes, so I'm happy. And do you consider, because it's a bit the same thing as me, but even you, it was longer. I did bar 10 years before doing my first show. You did bar bar 10 years before my first show. You did a bar 20 years before your first show.

But sometimes it's funny when people say, Hey, it took 10 years. And I'm like, no, I had a show. It's just that there was no producer. And it's a poster that it's me, me and Michel, that we went to the office and took pictures of it. So, when people ask me how many shows I've done, I say, five with producers, two with producers, and I look like a liar.

You've had two big shows that you sold hundreds of thousands of tickets to. But how many hours did you write? Because you wrote so much. Every time I saw you, you were talking about writing a new hour. I take a lot of notes, but I don't write. But I had the impression that you went out two hours a year for 20 years. Sometimes, if you see, at one point, I was in D Drummondville and Quebec and every week I would release a new half hour. In both places, it's not the same. But people have to realize that it's a long half hour.

It's not a joke. I'll make you laugh during the half hour. It's a joke. A half hour is not long until you go on stage. Someone says, it's easy, it's easy, and then you go on stage. And even, you know, the first few times, three jokes are long. You know, your first laugh... You want it to not be funny?

Yeah, yeah, and Chris, when it's not funny, it's horrible. Well, in front of my Mexicans, that's it. Chris, how long have you been in front of your Mexicans? An hour and a half. An hour and a half, damn it. You must be a bilingual. Hey, I'm...

Mucho mucho. Oh, well yes. Do you try to... you know, do you talk a little bit about this? Not at all, zero to one. So, you know, once in a while, I don't know, you're one, and I was doing a little wink, and he answered me, I was happy. Damn it. Hey, but he... It doesn't my God. Hey, but he... It doesn't take much.

No, but listen, listen, it doesn't take much. Hey, his boss, how not to understand what your employees need you for? No, but he, because he worked too much in this gym, so he didn't have time to come see me at the show. And he thought you were the Sugar Sammy from Mexico. That's right. You were like, Pierre, it sounds a bit stupid for Pablo.

Call Frances! Call Frances! Hello! Hello! Come on, come on! You just did 30 seconds. Yeah, that's right. I have an hour and 25 left. Hey, but we're talking about the pandemic. This is a terrible thing.

When the pandemic hit... How did you see the lipstick? It's so intense. Thank you, thank you very much. Thank you, Nabil. Oh yes, it's colder than her. It's colder too. Perfect.

I was in Abitibi on March 12. I had two shows in Thémis, two shows in Lassard, and then I went to Val d'Or. I was in Val d'Or on March 12. There was a part between Lassard and Val d'Or where there was no network. I don't know why, but there was no network. If you do Saint-Gébray, watch this, eat this. So when I came back from the network, Steve called me and said, Look, it's over, they're closing Quebec completely, they're going back to the airport. You learned that when you got your bars back. When I got my bars back.

So he was like, Hey Steve, I can't wait to come back, oh well Chris, the city doesn't exist anymore. It's over. So he said, go to the airport, get a plane ticket and they're coming back. So when I got to Val d'Or five days before the show. I imagine it wasn't your car that you were driving. You didn't say, give up your car at Val d'Or airport. Let's catch a plane and go to Mexico. It was a zombie movie, the parking lot, the open door, the road... So when I left Quebec, Quebec-Montréal-Montréal-Val d'Or, on Air Canada,

it was still the same company, it cost 410$. To come back? To come back, 5 days later, Val d'Or-Montréal-Montréal-Québec, 1480$. Wow! Because of the wind? I arrived at Val d'OrOr, and I'm not happy. It's 1400 dollars. So I say, hey, I got here five days ago, it cost me 1000 dollars less, how's that? But sir, you won't get anything.

And the lady said, sir, you know that the airport is not a place to catch a cold. Oh, Christ. Well, get out. Okay. to catch my nerves. Oh Chris! Get out of here! Ok. Get out of here, take what I put in my ass and I'll be back. No, but... So that's 1400 bucks, there's 1000 bucks more 5 days later. No, he's taking advantage of it.

In addition, you just made less money, since you had cancelled 2 shows. More than 2? We did 16 shows in 20 days. And you did 3? We did 4. Ok, that's ok. So it's 16.

Anyway, the rest followed. So when you left there, you left 20 days. You're like, damn, it's long. Because often, when people say, hey, it must be rough, the tour must be rough!» I say, «It's not rough!» If you leave and come back, but you left and you didn't come back.

What a holist! I came back with an accent. Yeah! I like big tours like this one. It's like the little one, instead of going back 12 times, we wait until summer and winter, we do it once, we do it three times a winter. We did it all. We did it once, three nights in each shot. Sometimes we did shows after noon and evening, Saturday and Sunday.

The record is Rimouski, three shows in the same day, noon, 4-8. That was Rock'n'Roll in Crémoire. Oh yeah, that's right. It's because they had no more space. They didn't do well, those fools. Because the others had no more room. They didn't do well, those fools. Michel, there's a number that lasted a week. It was one.

A number. Michel, in the time, during the shows, someone would get up and change cities. I was changing cities. Oh, thank you. No, but on the wall in Drummondville, it's written 12 shows in 5 days, the old one is still running. Because during the pandemic, because of the number of tickets sold, they said, you have a choice, you will come back for 6 months, once every 2 weeks, or you will be back between Wednesday and Sunday. So it was Wednesday afternoon, Wednesday evening, Thursday afternoon, Thursday afternoon, Thursday evening, Thursday afternoon. Wednesday afternoon. Wednesday afternoon, Wednesday evening, Thursday afternoon, Thursday evening, Thursday evening. It smelled like antiflogistine, for sure.

My audience always smells like antiflogistine. I was going to say, it was the pandemic, but at the same time, this world has been retired for 11 years. So, pandemic, not pandemic. Wednesday afternoon, they're like, yesterday, this show was at 3, we're going to eat a little later, at 4.30, and what are they going to do in the morning? If they go to the kitchen, they're going to eat my guarni tonight. I feel like I'm in an interview in a nursing home for an old person. No, Michel. But you did 12 shows in 5 days.

Yes. If we calculate, let's say 2 on Wednesday, 2 on Thursday, 2 on Friday, 2 on Saturday, 2 on Sunday, 2 on Sunday. I did 5, 28, 12, 10 shows in 5 days. Who's that? You're a bastard. But you never did 3 in one day? No one's clapping. But that's what people don't realize very often. No one is clapping. No one is clapping.

But that's something that people often don't realize. And I understand that sometimes when I think about it, you think, someone who works a real job, he works 40 hours a week, and we're like, I was out for 6 hours. But if there's a stress of the before-show, after-show... It's rare that you're going to work in a shop and you're a nervous cock before you start. My dad told me, I worked 35 years at the factory, I had a headache every day, I went in there. Oh, damn it.

So if you ever complain because you're in the metro, you'll kick me in the ass. Oh, Christ. The message has passed. We can count on that, but we're not going to make anyone cry. Because we go on stage and we make people laugh and we love what we do. We have the best of the world. Well, you know, you guys, and I know the answer, but you would do that even if you weren't paid. Let's say it didn't work out and the PA was, you were working at Simon's or I don't know where you would work.

And... But you know, let's say... Now, yes, but a few years ago I couldn't work there. You would have worked at... He would have stopped at X-Large, you jerk. You would have worked at... He would have stopped at X-Large, dammit! He would have worked at Beauvais. He would have just worn baristas, dammit! I don't have any clothes there.

Okay, put it on. But let's say you would have worked in a Big & Tall. Yeah, okay, perfect, great. In a shop... Let's say a shop in the South. The crew, the crew! But, you know, I have the impression that you would be the kind of guy to do open mics.

Yes, well, at the beginning I did a lot of things that I did without being paid. Often, even if I'm somewhere and I see that he would like it, sometimes I go and I go. It's fun. Yes, I like that. I'm always in the show. I'm tired of it. I systematically stop people in the shopping mall. Hey, you have to keep an eye on that business. Sooner or later, I'll be like...

You have to keep an eye on that business. Stop the random people. No, I stop the people. Are you a lady who says, Hey, Michel Barrette, I really like you, you're like, hey, hey, hey. It comes here, and I'm like, hey, sir, madam, what, they're there, I don't know what. Hey, we had to be in touch, I was with my car in the car, and he's trying to find him, I don't know what he's talking about. And then he goes, my son.

Hey, it must be scary, huh? What's this world? Then he says that, then there's a crazy guy who came to talk to me. He turns on the TV, he sees you, he makes a noise everywhere. So, well, speaking of opening the TV and then seeing me, at the very beginning, really at the very beginning of IA, 40 years ago, let's say, I was doing a little bit of radio in Chukwutimi, in Radio Canada,ada. On Friday mornings between 8 and 10, it was IA on the radio. But it was in my early years when I arrived in Montreal. So I went down to Montreal because it was a headquarter at the time.

And I didn't have a damn room, so I found myself in a small room on Saint-André Street. All in a telephone booth. That's right, I called a telephone booth. So on Friday, I'm in my room, which costs almost nothing, a room, it's a Frenchman who holds that. I get up, sit down, I said, I'm in my room, which costs almost nothing, but I'm in a room house, it's a Frenchman who holds that. I get up, sit down, I have my panoramic. I have to call, I realize there's no phone in the room. I said, hey Chris, I have to call.

But I remembered that there was a phone booth, just a box, not a booth, but a phone when I was at the entrance of the hostel. So I get dressed, I go to the phone booth, and I call Shkutimi. But I'm not in the IA. My suit is in the bedroom. So the guy at Chukwutimi said, OK, Michel, there's going to be a commercial break, the presentation of IA, and you're going to be in IA. I'm in the hall, in the same train. The Frenchman is in his office, so he's in my room. You're taking off your teeth.

But I told you, I can't do IA if I have my teeth in my mouth. So you took off your teeth on a telephone booth of a motel with 8 rooms per day? But the hotel is full and then the crowd starts. And when I did IA, I became IA. So before I do that, the owner sees me, he grabs my toothpaste and puts it in my pockets. Already the guy is in the telephone booth,

he just took off his toothpaste, and he looked at me weird. And then when I fell, he was like, Yeah, I'm going to kill you, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! He, the world, the doors of the bedroom, they are in the shape of a field. Who is this guy who is in the bathroom? He came to stop me, I was on the phone, but I was like, I'm out of here.

So he tried to take my phone, I pushed him, he came, I pushed him. One day, I wanted to push him, he fell to the ground, and I continued, Yeah, yeah, you're going to introduce me, yeah yeah, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I, they searched me, they stole my tooth. The police took your tooth. Did you have something to cut on your mouth? Yes, my tooth. It's cut, apparently. And it died, so the police officer is there.

I explained, I said, I'm a journalist, I'm on the radio, I understand, I'm on the move, you're asking me to I'm going to put my teeth in, I'm going to put my teeth in my mouth. I said, I'm going to call Radio-Canada. So I called Radio-Canada. And that's the kind of voice and character that you don't associate with... With someone normal. ... with Radio-Canada. No, no, no, no, no, no. But if you had said, I'm doing radio for Radio Allergy, or whatever, they would have done it on fire.

But Radio-Canada, you're like, René aux miroirs, I wouldn't be happy. It's not far. He finally understood that it was untrue, I had to do it live. He looks at me, he hangs up, he takes my tooth, he gives me a zip lock, he says put it in the center of your head and call the stonker. And the policeman in question,

last year I was in a jewellery shop. And a man who sat down in the room, he sat down, he was close to the stage. He said, can you stop and find yourself at the post 33 in Montreal? It was me, the policeman. He said, one year later, I listen to TV, play this little good man, and then in my mouth I shout, I say to my wife, it's him, the mental woman, the girl who took him away. And then the madman of my house sits and picks it up. Yeah! You...

You... We're talking about being arrested by the police. No, don't talk about it. No, but that's it. You, are you still hot? Yes. You have to give me your thing because... Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You didn't have to stoop so hard, John. But it's more fun, since he reads your plans.

No, he knows. But in the meantime, I was... systematically, I was 7 years old, driving every day, without a permit. Because I had lost my permit for 3 months. For reasons of speed? All the time, all the time. Because you saved yourself, because you were deaf. No, but seriously, there aren't many people my age in the room,

and I talked about it in the show. It's my generation, when we were deaf, let's say the Royal Allemands hotel, 99% of the people who left the hotel were deaf. We wanted to stop you. You know, I often tell them, I tell them, but you know, the cops stopped me with my big beer. The cops didn't come.

He said, give me your beer. Give me your beer. Then he started to empty it. He said, come on, I'm half way through. He emptied it on the asphalt. I wanted him to pass the trash on the asphalt. They gave me my empty. Good evening.

At 5 p.m. Me and my father, he told me that my grandfather was arrested. He always had a little bottle. You know, the big gin, the decapper. My grandfather told me that my grandfather was arrested. He always had a little bottle of... You mean the one with the big jeans? Yes, the one with the big cap. He was arrested by the police, he took out a little bottle and gave it to the police. A little sip?

The police gave him a little sip and said, Be careful, there's another one further away. OK, I... Wait, wait, wait. OK, I'm going to tell you something. He's a puss. Oh, yeah. The worst of the worst of the worst, OK?

But don't do that. Pretend it's not true, it's a bad story. It's so funny the stories of that time, that you have to do all the time, look, we shouldn't do that. It's another time. It's another time. It doesn't make me the same. But it's funny in your mind.

But it's not, I don't approve. It's completely irresponsible, but it was like that. My blonde of the time... You can't do anything, Carlis. No, you can't change. My blonde from the time, we're getting out of... From the time because you killed her in a flying-alcohol accident? No, not that one.

But... From the Victorian era. We're getting out of what we call today the Trembley Bridge, which was called the Viking. We're in 1981, let's say. And it's winter in January. We're leaving and I have a little civic Honda. What? The shame?

You have a civic Honda? Christ, you didn't have any pride in 82. It was a period in my life when I had a... Yeah, that's it. You're poor, you know. No, but I keep on talking about the honda, I had a proud of myself in 1982! It was a period in my life... Yeah, that's it! I can't stop talking about the hundas, I've had a few of them. We're on the sidewalk, the car is there, I want one. And she says, hey, you can't drive.

I start, she says, you're too hot. I say, if you want me to do it, I'll drive. They're all hotter than me. I'm less hotter than you. Well, drive. So I sit on the steering wheel, I sit there. Then I look at the pedals, there are three of them. We're drunk and it's 1 a.m.

I said, because it's not that far from 1 a.m. I said, I don't know, I'll teach you how to heat the sledgehammer. After heating the manual, it brushes. It brushes at 1 am. I said, it's not complicated, there are three pedals. If you know how to heat the automatic, you just have the two that are there. And the last one, when I tell you to press, do just that.

Press, release. That's all. Perfect. So I said, yeah, give it some gas, and yeah, let go of the clutch. We go. We go. I'm the one who changes the gear, second, third, tenth. We turn, the Royal Coast, the Waiver after that, we miss the entrance to the Tony Wong restaurant. The next corner, there's a horse, I feel like a six-year-old. Tony Wong? Yeah, that's what I was hanging on to too.

In Germany, there were Wongs. No, there was the Tony Wong restaurant, but the baby was called Tony Wong. Christ! So the restaurant was there. We almost got in. The next corner, there was a horse on the road, his name was Louise. His father had given him a ride. He wanted to go, but he was impeccable.

We took him away. Bang! We tore the wing back, the door, the wing forward. He tore everything. I'm in the corner of the spacecraft zone. Stop it. My blonde girl, when she does that, I'm going to cry. I look at her, I'm like, I'm going to call Louis, his country has given. I don't know, but I'm going to the Royal Hotel. It's a huge hotel, the villas.

Three floors, there are 3,000 people in there. I'm looking for Louis. I want Louis. Hey, Louis, I'm happy to see you. I said, I'm happy to see you. I said, before being happy, I said, he's a little bit of a jerk. I said, I'm going to go in the car. He said, go out, I said, listen to me, my husband Marcel and I will make you more beautiful than when we can give you the money. You're so thin.

I said, I'm thin, come see this. So we go out. Did you know how to repair a car? Did you know how to repair a car? Did you do any jobs? I didn't do any jobs, but I knew how to do it by someone else. Oh, no, that's it. So we go to the hanging places.

Who is there? The police. But the police, we called it train drivers. Because it's an old German motorbike, whose name was train driver, because he was always in the front of the Union Hotel where he sold dope. He became a German police. Welcome to our place. So Traneux is there, and he sees his name.

But that changes you, Deville. The police should do like pedophiles, a little finger, and send them to 50 km. No, no! You pass the motorbike to to police, no problem, put a padlock on it. So he says, the train is there, he says, well, what have you done again? I say, you see well. He says, who do I have to do? I say, a little bit of one, a little bit of the other. He says, apart from that, you're hot, I'm hot in a bra. He says, that's not good, he says. And she said, what are you doing?

And I said, well, listen, Michelle told me that Marcel Bully was going to make her more beautiful than my father gave me. He said, are you complaining? She said, no. She said, no complaining, no event. Have a good evening. Oh, man. What a mess. Hey.

Like that? Jealous. No, jealous. No, but try that tonight on Grand Alley. Hit a nice shot. You heard Michel, try that tonight. Michel Faurètre told you to do that! Well, I got a little...

a little something, but I didn't get anything. But I went to the tour in Gasp Tournament, so I landed in Gaspe, and I went down on a match on the other side of the road. And on the Parbo bench, do you know where the Parbo bench is? I know where it is. The Parbo bench? The Parbo bench. It's a bench where you cross a bench.

A sand bench where you cross a bench. So this bench has always been 90 km per hour. And I don't know why, but they dropped to 70 and I got sick. So I'm in the night, I go down. And I don't want to be in the gaspésie, people like me. I get along with everyone. I'm on the barbeque band and they go... I said I was going to get down on my knees.

I get down and they say hi. I say hi, how are you? They say where are you going? I'm going to bed, I'm sick, how are you? He said hi, I said hi, how are you? He said hi, I said hi, how are you? I said hi, I said hi, I said hi, how are you? I said hi, I said hi, I said hi, how are you? I said hi, I said hi, I said hi, how are you? I said hi, I said hi, I said hi, how are you? He said hi, I said hi, I said hi, how are you? I said hi, I said hi, I said hi, how are you?

He said hi, I said hi, I said hi, how are you? I said hi, I said hi, I said hi, how are you? I said hi, I said hi, I said hi, how are you? I said hi, I said hi, I said hi, how are you? I said hi, I said hi, I don't know what I'm doing. He said, you know I just stopped at 110 in a zone of 70? Oh. That's... That's... He's taking the lead.

Yeah, but yeah, it's too fast. Yeah, that's it. I said, yeah, but it's not 90? He said, no, it's 70. I said, listen, I came to the world of AIDS. I know it's 90 AIDS. Since when is it 70? Did you draw a pancarte?

No, I'm just kidding. The postman comes and tells me, Look, I'm parked at pancarte 70. I'm in front of it. So he says, wait a minute, check the post. So finally, at the post, it's me.. So I got a label. He was hungry with me. He could have bit the dog, but I got a label and he didn't hurt me.

But this time I got the dog in the stable. Funny. I was sure he knew me. Because we're from Chenou, we hire Chenou guys. So when you get arrested... I was arrested in Matagami, in Montenegro. It's high up in the Tabarnak, Matagami. I the middle of the street. When the police arrived, I recognized his name. I said, if you give me a label, I'll call your mother right away. It worked.

It worked. When we arrived in Matagami, he came to see me later and said, I won't call you mom. The police had a little of your mother. Of his mother? Yes, of his mother. I was saving myself from the police when I was 18 or 19. You come from that time, we don't understand.

We were saving ourselves, but the police were so small, they didn't run after us. Yes, that's right. It was an action in the quick. Me too. We were the last generation of that. Because also in time, you could close an action. Me too. I'm like... Well, we're the last generation of that. Because, also, in time, you could close the lights of your car. So you saved yourself, even if your car wasn't fast, if you didn't brake and you didn't see.

So you were driving, you were braking with the brake on your arm, you were parking in someone's lane, the police was passing. I found it very funny. I was running between Montréal and Grand Bay, I grabbed a line, I caught the police, I went into a farm and I said, I'm turning off my lights, but they don't turn off anymore. If there's a time, the police will say, huh, it's not like in time, you can't turn off your lights. Oh yes.

One evening, we were at the Sac. Louis Sacré-Coeur. I was with my Camo at the ZDNT, it's one of the 10. And next to me, there's Terra with her horse, around 1916. That's a German cop too. No, but it's a guy with a car. So we go to... we do a street race, it's maybe 1 am. And there's the Christmas police with their walkie-talkie in their hands, they're on the sidewalk, and they make us stop the Christmas police with their walkie-talkie on the sidewalk.

They make us stop. Christmas police? Is that his name? No, Christmas police. OK. Christmas family name. Christmas? Yes, that's it. Like what? It's not important that they know the name of the police.

No, no, no. I was saying, if you're the police, could you give Christmas presents? Is that the Grinch? The Christmas policeman? It's too late, they're going to work on me. They'll never understand the story. They're lucky they're not on the chain, it lasted 6 hours.

They tried to stop me, We just avoided hitting him. And we kept going. And I was always doing the same thing. I would hide behind the house at home. All the time. But the police came to understand that I was hiding behind my father's house. Thank you. So I got out of there.

He was on foot, he didn't want to follow me. So I was at Italy and Syria. There was another policeman there, I passed in front of the others, I said he's going to leave after me, I get on the Royal Road, I'm on the boulevard, I drive, I check when he's going to arrive, he doesn't arrive. It's no fun, the police are after you. I give him a little break, I wait for him to leave. Nothing, since when did he stop after me? So, I turn to the street of the station, I take the street to our house, the street to the street to the heart.

As he knew I was hiding... He was waiting for you at home. Exactly. He sent me. He said, when in our town, in the neighborhood, Barret, he goes to hide behind the house, like a child who thinks he's hidden because he's a kid. So I... Hey, tell me you were doing that. In the parking lot.

I know. He was sticking his, in a park. He was sticking his head under the carpet. He couldn't see. So the police were lighting up the place. In front of the house, my father had an early morning. The neighbors were in the gallery. I was sleeping peacefully. The police were talking to my father.

They explained that on Thursdays, he did this. On Fridays, he did that. On Saturdays, he did that. Now, he's doing this. So the police did this, on Friday he did that, on Saturday he did that, and now he's doing this, etc. So the police officers did this, they sent me the handbook. My father in a dress, all the neighbors watching him, he did this. Oh, Christ! But the keys were there.

One week without a car, and Christ. I was much more scared of my father than of the police. Oh, yeah, Chris, me too. And imagine, when you think about it, at that time, saving you three times from the police, the punishment, was a week without a shock. It was easy. Thank you. I wonder if I would have learned to walk again after that.

My father would have killed me, for sure. But it was another era. Huh? Lac-Saint-Jean, let's go! Yeah! Okay. But you, you're from Saguenay, for example. You're not from Lac-Saint-Jean. I'm from Saguenay.

You're from Saguenay. I'm used Choutimi. You're from Choutimi? Even in our country... No, I'm from Choutimi. Yes, I'm from Choutimi, so I'm from Choutimi. But listen, even in our country, there are a lot of people from Germany who think I'm from Germany, and people from Choutimi who think I'm from Germany, and vice versa. I was born in Choutimi, so I'm from Choutimi, but my childhood in Choutimi and my adolescence in Germany. So we remember more. So you're a kid.

We remember more of a 17-year-old teenager from a hot bar in Germany than a boy. So you were a mess in the whole region. What? You were a mess in the whole region. Yeah. I love those eyes. The St. Jean's was a mess. But when I started my career, not in the club, people in our club were ashamed.

Were you a teenager? You were 14. At 14, he was a teenager. But you lost your teeth, right? It's a shame there's no more generation in the city. Stop saying that, there are plenty, but it's just that... My crowd is really diverse. I'll really explain what teeth are. When I was a kid, there was a dentist.

I remember going up the stairs, with Hitler's pictures up there. Pictures of what? Hitler, you know? OK. No, but it's not true, but you know... Mr. Campbell-Carré? He was a total Nazi. I remember, I remember, I... listen...

God, they're so anti, they're Nazis. I was 8, 9 years old, etc. Were you gassed? Yes, yes, I mean... It was... He was shooting something... It was... It was... It was... It was...

We sat down at the table. He sat down at the table, and it was green, and he was always running. That's what he was doing. Once you were sitting there, and he bit you, it's not paying. Imagine that a tooth costs 10 dollars.

It's not payable to do all of this for 10 dollars. Open your mouth. No. How? No. What you were doing, he was saying to his mother. Stop scratching your finger in the face, it was to put it in my mouth. He was saying, ah! No, but seriously, listen to me.

He was saying, why should I open my mouth? Why are you asking me to open my mouth? Because he wants to touch your mouth! Let it open! Ok, he's not even in there! He's saying to his mom, she's right, she's not. Hey, but for real, why are you doing this? You could have just explained it without...

And now, where are you going to the supermarket? Why? 100... And then... Where did you go to eat? Why? Listen, listen! Did you come back from your ex? Did he do that to the server? Listen, listen! What he did...

Listen! What he did... He kept a tooth... He took it off the side, he kept a tooth... So I had one tooth, one hole. Like a little piano. I had a rat's eye, a rat's eye. But now, you're 12, 13 years old and you start finding cute girls.

But you go see them in the teeth. I'm going to go, whee! You want to have sex with my daughter? What did I ask for Christmas, my 13 years old? A tooth. I and my sisters, 13 years old, clon, clon, clon, and it really stuck with me. What? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don up the mouth. No, no, it's not good. I had one of my friends when I was young. It really marked me. What is it? I'm going back to the dentist. There are a lot of people who don't say that. Did your mother have her teeth pretty bad? No, my mother had her teeth.

She had all his teeth? My mother had his teeth, my father didn't. Ok. It's the same. My father had lost all his teeth when he was a teenager because of the scurvy. What age do you have? I told you, it was a lack of vitamins.

You were crossing the line. My father would have been 94. No, that'm telling you, it was a lack of vitamins, I don't know what. You were crossing the line, you were giving us a ride. Wait, my father would have been 94. No, that's it. His father was a corp. I arrived here in 1600. My mother is an Indian woman from Gaspé who bought with a depot and all, but no, we don't know. It's that he would have been 92, my father, currently. And he had a deficiency in vitamins, I don't know what, and his teeth all broke torn apart, and he was pulled apart like you.

Scorch. Scorch, kind of a scorch. I don't know if that was it, but it was a lack of vitamin. But my dad lost his young teeth. Why? He was old? No, he was... His parents were like, hey, they sell nice teeth you can buy. It's the same.

You didn't have any teeth, so you had some crooked teeth. Christy, you're weird. You have crooked teeth. Stop brushing them for five years. They're going to take that off of you. You're going to have a nice tooth. The hairdresser took that off before. The hairdresser was the tooth-taker. It surprises me. Let's say someone has a tooth.

To make it look more real, it would take one tooth a little bit of a bump. Because if you do, it's clear that it's not a tooth. If you put a little bit of a bump, a little bit of a dead tooth. A little bit of a dead-end, you know? A little bit dead-end? A little bit of a dead-end. A tooth. A tooth.

You know, you paint 5,000 for a type of a tooth. It's fun. But wait, some people pay to have a crack between the palettes. They make a crack alignment between the palettes. Oh yeah? Yeah, that's the way it is. OK, cool. You're going to make a crack alignment.

I'm not sure I did well accepting you. Yeah, that's the trend. Okay, cool. You've got a crack in your teeth. I'm not sure I did a good job accepting that. Yeah, yeah, stop it. Speaking of dentists, he's a real bastard. Did you notice? Yes. I noticed. Yes. Yes.

What did you say? I didn't hear you. I told him earlier... Oh, it was a long one, my long one. I told him earlier, I told you, I, my long one, he did it. I told him earlier, I'm going to change my teeth. He said, yes, he just confirmed that's it. He's beautiful, he has beautiful teeth. Yes, that's it.

You say you have beautiful teeth, but when you have a tooth, you say, they're beautiful. No, before that, when you smiled, we didn't see your teeth at all. And when you smile, we see them a little more. That's not why I noticed them. That's my idea. I notice things that people are still angry about. No, but I'm happy because not long after yesterday, I received a video of something I did 12 years ago. And I told my blonde, well, you look old. You're 12 years old. I was older than she is today. She said, hum... She looked at this and that. I didn't think it would make a difference.

Daniel Lemire looks a lot like her. Does he have a tooth? He has a new tooth. Oh yeah? It looks a lot like her. Less... It's not a bad thing that she says that. No, no. it's very friendly.

I was going to say, I know a guy, but... I said no. The mirror is that there are nice teeth, but for a while, he had bought teeth a little too big for his left. He didn't have a good left. But for a while, he had bought a little too big teeth for his left eye. And then, I saw him and I was like... It was destabilizing. It's like meeting a girl who you know wears a B, and then your partner is a FF, and you're not good. But then, there was a little pause.

Now he has nice tooth. He's right. He's right. Let's put that on him. Hey, Yann, what do we do with the questions? People can start getting ready. We have a microphone just in front of me. We're going to do old school questions, like in the past. And now, don't force yourself, don't do like Trois Rivières. But, we're going to... Wait, is there someone?

Yes, there's a guy... So it's there... Oh no, there was a guy waiting. So it's him. You're the first. Are you stressed about being the first? Barely. Okay, perfect. Barely. What's your first name? Jean-Gabriel.

Jean-Gabriel. Bosse, Bosse, Bosse west or in the east, I don't know. In the east. In the east! Bravo! Bravo! I know you're not related to the room, but the St-Georges room is really fun. Yes, really. And the Georgesville is a real must-see. Yes, the hotel too. The death.

We didn't sleep there. And that's what's so flat in Quebec, sorry, you're going to wait 20 minutes. But it's rare in the cities where you sleep well. Major cities where you sleep well. But often, there are cities where you arrive and you're like, Hey, that's a different mattress. It's not like your home, it's 10 years old. It changes a lot.

But Georgesville isille, you're beautiful. I'm sorry. Saint Georges. Represent. I was wondering, after 500 episodes, the Videotron Centre, the Bell Centre, and now the Modeste Festival, what's the next step?

Uh... Next... Next step... I had already said it once when I was hot. But now... Next step, I already said it one year ago when I was hot. But here, you know, when I say things publicly, it becomes true. The end of the Modest tour, I would like to do a little residence at the Bell Centre in Montreal. Do three nights at the Bell Centre. Do one Modest night, two under-hearing nights.

So that's going to happen. The contracts are signed. I'm not sure. It's going to be three nights for real. Because then I thought about it and I said, hey, it's funny to do three nights at the Bell Center. And then I said, Christ, that's a lot of people. It's a lot of people. So it might just be two nights like a nasty loser, but... You could do two nights and announce an extra possibility. Yeah, maybe. I could do that. You could do that.

You, but... Well yeah, but Chris, you saw me last night. No, but that I liked, but the reason why I wouldn't do, let's say three nights at the Vidéotron Centre, the Bell Centre was really easier to sell than the Vidéotron Centre. The Vidéotron Centre, it's super good. Well, technically, the Vidéotron Centre was better, all technically better, but selling 12,000 tickets at the Vidéotron Centre, it took me a while. And at the Bell Centre, I sold 22,000 tickets anyway, so it's going to be the same.

Excuse me, I want to put my finger on it. You sold 22,000 tickets like that. Poor thing, I exaggerated a little, but it sold very well. But there are people who sell 22,000 tickets is a year and a few rounds. But 22,000 tickets is not even 1% of your... It's not even... it's nothing, you know, compared to what you've sold in your life. But it was big. Especially the Bell Centre, Everyone was telling me, hey, can you do the formula 5,000 tickets?

And I was like, let's do 22,000. And we did 22,000, but it was just a joke. But my life... You didn't blow up the forum? Who did I blow up? You blew up!

You blew up the forum! Who did I fuck? You fucked! I fucked a girl at the George Thorogood show! I fucked a Polish woman at the Forum in Van Der Gul! It would have been sick if you started an anecdote like, I fucked a girl at the George Thorogood show! Did you do... You didn't... Yeah, but it wasn't my show, it was the concert for Saguenay. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Ok, they're going to see me, I have to go.

Oh yes, that's perfect. No. Call your guardians. I was counting on that. No, that's what's funny. How old are you, Michel? 68. 68. You're intimidating a man of 68 years old. He's like, oh yeah, I'm not going to lose him. OK, when Mario Tremblay was the coach of the Canadiens? He was at the Forum in Saint-Anne-à-Corre.

My mother called me and said, Michel, come and see me at the Forum. I said, OK. So I arrived at the Forum and he started visiting the players. He was at the pool. I said, Mario, you're a senior. How do you live that night? He said, Michel, when the game is over,

we go to the office, we wait for the guys to take a shower, we take a beer. After that, the guys go out of the shower, we take a beer with the players. After that, we make the journalists go in, we take a beer with the journalists. After that, the journalists go in, we stay with the guys, we take a beer. After that, the guys go in, the guys go to the office, we listen to the best moments of the game, we take a beer. After that, the guys go in, I stay alone in my the march and have a beer. After that, people leave, I stay alone in my room and have a beer. After that, I go home.

I was sleepy and we get home, have a beer and we go to bed. It makes beer in the house. You had faith in concrete. I know other guys from your age. You're the one who drinks a lot. My generation doesn't drink at all. We'll go to your question. What's your name and where do you come from? Thank you, my golden mic. My name is Vince Peltier.

I'm a hybrid of Saint-Dona, Saint-èle-Bas-Saint-Laurent. Yes! It's your city? Saint-Ouenou-Saint-Angèle. No, actually, the snow is kind of like the circumcision, the snow is like... It stays in the upper Rimouski. Yeah, the upper Rimouski. Well, yes, say Rimouski, you moron!

No! That makes me laugh when people do... Let's say you meet a Frenchman, where do you come from? I come from the Palais Strait... Yeah, that's it. I just got fired from the King. Say Paris or Lyon! 15 minutes from Paris. Why circumcision?

No, that's it. He's circumcised. He's circumcised in Rimouski. Yeah, that's it. After that made of circumcision. That's it. After that, he went to bleed in the top. In the top. Listen, Mike, I don't want to see you hot, but... Because the guy who just came to the leg catch... You know, let's put it in the pan.

He really has a step. He's a... My jelly is an underwar. That's it. Are you going to ruin my career? I read it's an underworld. Ok. Are you going to ruin my career? It's not funny. Do you understand what he says? I think he doesn't wear the drink well.

Now I'm going to learn, for real, am I going to learn that I'm your father? Do you remember L? Oh, I remember L. That would be the most beautiful thing in human history, Mike. Oh! The most beautiful thing in human history... That you're your father.

...is that I come to your mother. Yes, yes, in Christ. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Really. Really, really. Thank you! That's the most beautiful compliment I've ever had in my life. You're a good guy, Chris.

So what's your question? Actually, I'm going to have a question, but it was a compliment of information. Okay. Don't try Brie Whiskey, right? Yeah. Try it. Excuse me, what's your question? I'm going to have a question, but it's a compliment of information. Ok. Don't drink brie whiskey, right? Yes, don't drink it. You know, it's made a dance board of Toton,

with the machine and the runner in the corner. It was Junior who had that board. Yes, yes, yes. Junior who lived in Bic, or who still lives in Bic, I think. I love our exchange. There was also a guy called Luke. He has a strong sports bar. That guy is a bad guy, like us. He's there.

Ok. I have a question. Do you play tennis? The bell? I have two broken hands. Do you play a game? I have two broken hands. Oh, sorry man.

Before asking his question, he said to his wife, Take my racket. Come on, trust me. I see a hot pocket, we're talking. You can do it! In addition to the information, let's go! Yeah, the K-pop, it's a ball of cotton. It's said, yeah, there was Junior, but the famous Luke.

In addition to the information. Luke, I don't remember Luke, excuse me. No, listen, please, Mike. Have you ever been kicked out of a massage center in Quebec? No. I'm going up in the pool. Did you have a Luke from Rimouski who kicked me out of a massage center? Damn, I'm going to stop drinking now.

I was being kicked out a man in massage salons. Oh no, Carlis, I never got hit in a massage salon. It's not true, my Scott paid you for that. No, no, no, Chris, I'm never... Mike, it's not like you were already there and you came from Quebec. Carlis! He asked me for a ride. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey a cross. Wait, but wait. So we were in Porsche. Is that my Porsche?

You got stuck in the Porsche. I'm Golden Mike. The Porsche is the owner of the letter. Okay, so I was in a Porsche. I got stuck in a... In a Porsche with 220 km in it. I got stuck in a... In a Porsche with 220 km in it. I got was in a Porsche, I got crashed... In a 220-mm Porsche in...

But... Too long. But... But for real, I don't understand... So, is it Luc who crashed me in the Porsche? What's the question? Let me talk. The information complement. Ok. What's the question? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The complement of information.

Ok. Yes. I don't want to be mean, but I think he's going to lose his tennis game. But do you have an end to your business? Sometimes you make a crisis, it seems like it's going nowhere, it surprises you, probably not not going to let you get away with this. You're going to get me in trouble. You're going to get me in trouble. What the hell is this? Oh, yes. Tell me your question, my friend.

Tell me your question, man. We have a surprise for you. I don't even know him. I think we're just talking to him. I have a surprise for him. Luke is in the parking lot. He's going to crash into a Mazda 3. What the hell? I think he's gone again.

He's gone again. Go ahead, hello miss. I like that he's trying to leave the parking lot. I'm going to pig with a Luke. And a pig is a two-seater. So Luke was heating up, and me and the girl were on the passenger seat. And I got hit by Luke. I don't know. I hope it was normal. After me and Luke were involved in the hit. Hello, Miss.

Hi. Do you have a question about Luke? It's a supplement of information, first of all. It's funny because... That's a good one. I said no, but it's a supplement of information. It's funny because in the movie, he gave me advice on how to ask a question. Talk closer, please. I was saying that in the movie, he giving me advice on how to ask a question. Speak closer please. I was saying that in the film, he was giving me advice on how to ask a question.

What was the advice they gave you? It was... Trust yourself. Live your moment. Yes, my name is Eve, I'm from Beijing. and my question is for P.A. Métat. Oh wow! Yes! A few years ago, we were together in Gatineau. It won't be long, it won't be long!

There's nothing to hide! In Gatineau. I have a supplement of information. Ah! It's a kind of hello hello Gatineau, where we were advertising for an insect festival. Did you have insects? Yes, that's it. Tarantulas, snakes, I had a lot of insects in my hands. You had leaves, leafy legs, it was on the water side in Gatineau.

Exactly, close to Lake Lémi. And you told me, hey, once I was in a car with a scorpion in freedom. I'm going to count this for you. We never met again, so I said to myself, do you want to count this for me? Yes, I'll count it for you quickly. I like that. I'm happy to see you again. Do you want to? That's a question. She comes and says, I know that PA has a story. He wouldn't have spoken about it.

Actually, it was with Nicolas Gignac, the magician from Quebec, who did magic with exotic animals. There are a million animals. Snakes, scorpions, rats, all kinds of patterns. And I don't have big talents. It's not my thing. So we go to a show in Drummondville. He was my first participant. He said, we're going to ride in the same car. We're going to ride with my truck because my animals are already in it. His snake and all that.

Are you in the back seat? Is that a pickup truck? Yes, it's like a Cherokee. It's like a Cherokee sitting in the back seat in big wooden boxes. But just before, he said, he said, I got a new scorp just before he said, he said, I got a new scorpion because he said,

this week I lost my other scorpion in the car. I said what? I lost my scorpion in the car. I said, what? He's dead? He said, no, I didn't find him. I said, what? He must be dead. It's been four or five days. I said, shut up Chris.

He lives in the desert. It's certain he are still there somewhere. I have a little information. Scorpions can live from 3 to 6 weeks without food. I would have needed you to tell them why I was eating. Thank you for giving me this information. So I said to him, Nick, have you ever been bitten by a scorpion? He said, for sure, the first time it gives you a kind of buzz.

I said, I took my car, I left with my car, he left with his car, there's no way I'm going to get in. So that's it, he lost his scorpion nest in the car, he never found it. Well, five years later, thank you. It makes me so happy. Five years later, I'm happy to have seen you again. Hey, it's so nice to see you. 5 years later, I'm glad to see you again. Yes! So, next question.

What's your name and where are you from? Hi, gentlemen. My name is Cédric. I'm from... Well, I'm from the Zetchemin. You can go there if you want to. No, I know. We're all from Quebec. It's the Zetchemin. It's far away. Saint-Odileon-Crembourg, and everything.

Yeah, that's right. Everyone says it's the boss. No, we're the assholes. No, we're the assholes. I have a question for the three of you. Are you angry with the boss? You're like, we're not the boss. We're the assholes. Are you here to fight with Michel?

We have more alcohol accidents on the fly, than the assholes. No, I know that Saint-Odysse is the boss in Quebec. You have the record in Quebec. Did you just beat up Michel? We have more alcohol accidents on the fly, than the guy at the H&M. No, I know it's a black guy from the karate school who was kicking my ass, Michel. No, I know we're on the last miles of the modest festival that was, I think, with...

Everyone will agree, it's an incredible event. An astute success, bravo. In addition, I learned from Sources sûr that apart from Just for a laugh Quebec, Just for a laugh Montreal, the festival of humor in Abitibi, the festival in Trois-Rivières, the festival in Sherbrooke, we are the only festival of humor in Quebec. And I'm really proud of that. And I'm really proud of that. But for real, I want to... A little parenthesis, I...

You know, it's not... Everyone was like, Hey, are you going to make another one? And I was like, It's not a real festival. It was a stunt to sell tickets. But I'm going to... Wait, but I...

There's something I'd like to... Tomorrow... Tomorrow, we'll release a press release in the media with something that I find very funny. Pepe, you know, the first day, he was doing the musical part. And then he told me... And he wrote what he wrote to Pepe, and it was a good job.

And he said, Hey, Asti, I'm sorry, I put my banjo, I didn't think, I put the band roll, Pepe and his guitar on the stage, and all the mic ward, I feel bad, and I said, Asti, I'm going to say that's why you didn't win. Musical artist. So in the communique, it's going Pépé had won the musical artist award, but because of his joke, he put a joke on the board, and I'm a guy who's having his show off. Not capable. So we're screwed. Mike Ward, musical artist of the year.

So it made me laugh. And then at the end of the press conference, which is a gag, but not so much... I always wondered... You know, going to the Baroussour, it's so much fun. And doing the shows outside, it's so much fun. At the time, Comédia, which is now in Quebec, I said in a joke, will it come back next year? It will depend on if Sylvain tries to buy me. And I did the ballet in his cell.

But I would really like that. I would like that. But without having a scene because I don't deserve anything in there. But there are shows here. They do shows in Quebec at the Grand Theatre. But Albert Rousseau is the real Quebec hall for humor. It should be here so much. They should do shows outside.

It was the first time I lived that. The crowd, when they arrived for my shows, they were cramped. There was a first-party outside for an hour. They were drinking vodka in the sun, and they were all drunk. The guy who arrived from Rimouski was perfect. He was perfect as a public. It's a joke. I was like, I'm looking forward to the show.

I'm going to get kicked in the face. Mine is in the parking lot. Yeah, you have a Porsche. Imagine, because of him, I could never get lifted by someone who has a Porsche. If I get stuck in a Porsche and the world will be like, check this out. Did you ask your question? No, not yet. Ok, excuse me.

We were in the positive and all, that's cool. What I like a lot, what makes me laugh in life, are negative things, and I would like to know, you just said it's a stunt, the advertising model, the festival model. What is the stunt that you did that was the worst good idea, like the false good idea of It's a stunt, the We can't do this. We can't do this. We're going to do it again. We're going to do it again. If we can't do this. It would be crazy if from now on, every time he talks about my bra, and it's just me who does it, I'll slap him.

I'll slap him. I'll slap him. I'll slap him. I'll slap him. It would be crazy if from now on, every time he talks about my bra, and I'm the only one who does it, I'll slap him. So, excuse me. Next question. Christo, you didn't get a sunstroke today. I like that. Not at all. Not at all. It's fine. My name is Walexandre, I'm from Quebec.

I thought you were Marco Calieri. No, I'm Jean-Leloup's son. My question is, Mr. Barrette, I know you from the movie Les Boys. I was wondering if you three would eventually see each other in a movie or a TV series? Who? You, Mr. Barest. You've done so many things on TV. I think it's more for the audience. Do you watch them?

No, I don't watch movies or series, but maybe they're on TV. You must have some offers, for example. Some things, but it's not always interesting. I don't care to be the one who's painted in the corner. I want to have something to say. You see, I've had a heart of a heart for three years. That was a heart. I loved doing that. Thank you. I loved doing that. It's a beautiful tele-reality.

It didn't ask me to be someone I'm not. It was very thrilling. Unfortunately, we're not coming back in the fall. But I feel like I'm going to have to do the same projects in Tavaroa. If we were to propose a role in a series, in a film, let's say, forget about it, but what would you do? You say, I don't want to play something that looks too much like me, to have the impression that it's just me who's in it. Let's say you dream in your dream world.

I would make a good sad person. A good sad person. Someone who... Someone who pulls me out. In a series of dramas. Someone who breaks a plan, who spills tables and everything, and who shards. I'm sharding a lot. You're sharding a lot.

Yes, I'm sharding a lot. And you can't cry on orders. Anyone shards me. I don't have enough Robin Aslack in the head. You're like that too. Imagine a pub. I don't have enough medicine for that. I take a lot of medication for that. Is there anything that makes you want to get a job? There's something that I don't want to do every show.

Two men getting married. A guy getting a handjob done in a pocket. In a pocket. No, but I'm serious. I'm serious. Let's say, a talented guy, you know, he's talented. There's always someone in there that I can't control. I can't do something like that. I'm ridiculous, you know, with my blonde.

Often, you know, I'm ridiculous, you know, with my blonde. Often, Astiq, I'm embarrassed. Me, as soon as there's an ad with a father and his son, even if it's not that touching, you know, Kleenex ads, and I'm like... And then, he's like, are you crying? I'm not crying! You're just a good father! And I find that so beautiful.

I find that beautiful. I'm crying, but something that is touching, for real, a good film that is well written, super touching, I do... It's not a cut-and-paste ad. For me, everything is... Joy makes me cry. What? Joy. It made you cry. I'm happy. I'm happy. You're happy? Yes.

I listen to a movie and it ends well. And then I'm like, oh yes, Colin, I'm so happy. The little dog found the other dog. I'm happy. I love that little movie, the dog dies. But when the dog doesn't die, I'm so happy. And you cry. I'm happy when! You're crying! I'm crying like a dog!

The films of Adam Sandler... I was looking at Adam Sandler and I was crying because I thought it was cheap. Then I fell in love with him. Even those cheap films, I'm crying because I'm like, Astiq is beautiful! He won his golf festival. Or his golf tournament. I'm happy. I'm touched.

Astiq, I love everything. I love everything, Astiq. There's a movie that made me cry. It was so Eloise. Oh yeah? Because when... A boy jumps in the canyon because of the car. Hey, that car was in Guzman 9, 6, the one in the movie.

Hey, that song was in the 90s, 60s, 90s, 90s. He's a bad guy. Hey, question, how many are there left in the line-up? We're going to do, there, there, the others, I don't know if the girl who goes out, are you going to go in the line-up and you're going to pee? Okay, just, I wasn't sure. So we do it, and there are others there. We say to each other, we're going to take two others after the others, and then we're done. So, the girl in white over there, you can come in. Oh no, she's really pissed. Okay. So, it's going to be you two. It's going to be you two, and we're going to start again with...

No, no, it wasn't you, the girl in white. There was a girl in white over there. It's a color. It's the same. No, it wasn't you, the girl in white. There was a girl in white over there. What are you saying? It's a color. It's a bivouac. Yes. So, excuse me. Question and your name and where do you come from? I'm Charles from Quebec. OK.

Hey, Charles. My question was for Michel. Have you ever been censored on TV? No, but we should have. Thank you. When do you think we should have censored it? Ah, well, tell us... Do you want to tell us about your pepper business? No. Ok, perfect.

No, no, no. No, that's it. We heard it and we can confirm it. It's funny, you bastard! It's funny, but it doesn't say anything! Well, there are things... I had the impression that I had a nice sense of humour. OK. On stage, it was always me, the host,

I would tell my crazy stuff, etc. But, you know, sometimes when I heard people talking about other people, I would say, well, it doesn't make sense, it won't work, but it was going on But sometimes when I heard people complaining about other people, I said, well, it doesn't make sense, it won't pass, but it was in the past, but it didn't pass today. But... What a call! That was a nice call, the mistreatment.

But you're not... Hey, but for real... Don't let him... Don't let him... He's a bully. Don't let him... No, but can you tell us what to name the person? Respect our names. But you have to understand... Yann, I'll tell you the name later.

She's writing. So it's not true. At the time, since Manfort, there was a game, so you have Norman who is there, three guests, it was often Pierre Desgarais, me, Guillaume Page, we used to come back often. And that game is to complete the sequence. Let's say he likes to play, it won't be funny, but he likes to play Albert Rousseau, Mike Ward, but it was jokes, you had to's Mike Ward. It was a joke. You had to finish the sequence.

It was something funny. So the sentence was, he fills his... You know, Rock-Voisin fills his rooms every night. And he had to complete it. He fills his rooms every night. And I said, the chum is called and I named a singer.

Oh shit. Think about what I just said. In what year? In what year? We're going to ask Chuck GPT who he thinks it is. It's... in what year? And what's my face? Ninety... Ninety-six, I think.

I said, because what you need to understand is that when he said he was filling his room, I didn't say the singer was filling her room. I thought her husband was filling her room. And then Norman Brattwit disappeared, Pierre Léguerri disappeared, we disappeared, we were under the table, and Norman was like, did you really say that?

And you know, it's not... You can't erase it. The tape was going to Telemetropole and it was going to be in the name. And she called me, she wrote to me, when we didn't understand, etc. And then she became a friend. It's like a bug that came out of my head. But you know, back then, Piment Fort gave jokes. No, but often, I'll tell you something you don't know.

We looked like we were improvising, but we didn't improvise at all. Nobody thought it was improvising. It's true. It's like the fight. Let's read this. I became world champion. But often, we wrote our own jokes. And even when it was... You were protecting yourself with the a joke. I was trying to protect you with the big room. I was trying.

So that's... I said that because it wasn't written. There was a joke that happened. I thought of her and I filled her room every night. I call her. When the word came out of her name, that's why everyone disappeared. But it that every night. When the word comes out of its name, that's why everyone has disappeared. But it never came out.

I thought that when he was going to talk about the hot pepper, he was going to give the perfect example of the hot pepper. You don't want to be the one who does the years of hot pepper. The world is getting worse. The scandal of hot pepper, Michel Parete. I remember Kathleen. Kathleen Shouffer of hot pepper was Kathleen. I remember Kathleen. Kathleen suffered a lot since my childhood. I remember doing Fort Boyard at the time.

A few weeks after we... Every week we talked about Kathleen, we talked about her in the kitchen, and I crossed her in the corridor, and Christ! I was even in Tabarnakia. But now I became a Facebook friend. I think after that I said to myself... Oh, no.

So yes, no. So, yeah, it's definitely become a Facebook friend. Yeah. So it must be cool. The one who did the perfora. Huh? The one who did the perfora. Oh, Michel. So, Guylaine, according to chat.jpt,

Did you ask which singer from 1995 hates Michelle Barrette? Just ask that question. Do you want me to ask Chad GPT? Yes, ask Chad GPT which singer from the 90's hates the comedian Michelle Barrette. Just see. Chad GPT answers that. Imagine if Chad GPT answers that. We're going to be like,

Ter Arnard. It's the 90's, so it's not with my channel. Can you talk about it? Which singer from the 90's hates Michelle Baret? Oh, that's an interesting question. Michelle Baret is rather appreciated for her humor and her anecdotes. He's appreciated for his humor and all the singers from the 90's. Go ahead, his humor is a big curiosity.

He's a bit... There's no one who hates him. I hate what I hate. No one hates him. No one who's been a Catholic. No one. Everyone loves Michel. So, that lady forgot that she was a Catholic for a while. And then she became your friend.

Your friend did that. Next question. Miss? Yes? Very important, Mike. Where are you from and what's your name? You look like a homeless person. For real.

For real. If you were one of my friends, I'd be like, You look like a on Patreon. Hey, wait, it's gonna take us five seconds to see it. Wait, chat, JPT, ask if we have one. No, no, no. Yann, don't film it, since I think it's not comfortable. Yeah, exactly. I have a very important question for you. OK, perfect. Do you know where the crock is?

I know if you... You should ask the owner of a Porsche 911. You should ask Luc Arimouski. Is that your question for real? What did he ask? Yes. Oh, come on! Are you sure you're not a crook?

That's it, come on! I'm going to tell you for real, and I had... No, no, I'm not. Oh, yeah, that's it. Chris, we're like the fight. Oh yeah, you're a scoundrel. Okay, no, no... But thank you, thank you for coming. Thank you for coming.

But you have to push the questions. Because I would like to answer all of them. That's what's wrong. I'm asking stupid questions. And instead of doing that, I was like, Oh yeah, I could say that, being gay, I would crush a bad crush on her. So now, we're going to...

Yes! The official banter! Yes! Bye bye! The official banter is going to be released. Don't stay too far away from him. Lift the microphone, my friend, so we can hear you. Oh yes. Can you take it in my hands too? Yeah, you can take it in your hands.

No, but it's going to be the question I ask my guys every time I go back to the mall. What's your highlight this week, guys? Every time you go back to their house? Okay. Perfect. No, no, but my kids, I go back to my house. Okay. That's it. Now you're asking your kids when you go get your guard, what's your highlight? They come to see you in the car while you scream in the window.

I have the trouble hearing you at once. So what's the highlight of your week? No, to you especially. To me? To your guests. It's the end of the week that you're almost lost. The end of the week completely. For real, it doesn't make any sense.

I lived... Are you a politician? No, but for real, it's the beginning. And I'm not a politician. But it's the beginning. I'm not someone who usually starts my show, I arrive, the people are happy to see me, I'm happy. I'm one of the humorists who sells well. But, bragging, yes it's a big brag, but... Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, and yesterday, you know, me, on the first day, you know, I arrived, I wanted to see, you know, you were doing radio, I wanted to be there, I went outside, I wanted to see the world, I did the show, after the world was in the lobby, I wanted to take pictures with the audience. And for my show last night, I was like, I'm burning, you know? And then I was burning red.

I got on stage, but there was so much intensity from the audience that I was on fire. The world loves you, Quebec Mike. No, I'm so happy. Thank you, Boutou. Thank you. So that's it, that's my highlight. It's your love. Mike, it's beautiful, it's beautiful. Thank you.

You didn't even help me. What can you do? Well, thank you, you're nice. You're right, man. You're nice. So, thank you. Make a festival of the same, make a big museum. Thank you, thank you. I don't have any more shoes for that. I screamed, Susslay! Susslay!

So, give your microphone to the person behind you, but not the girl. Give it! No, I'm not a film! Yes sir! Alright, thank you! Hello gentlemen! Quick question, Mike, through time you had some ideas for what you were going to do with your head. Yes. An article that we notice in your show. Did you have a goal or...

Yes, I had. It happened here in Albert Rousseau, like a month or two ago. There was a guy one year who told me that it was him who worked. He was one of the guys who worked in Bagotville for the guys and girls who are stealing F18s. And he said that if they wanted, in their training, they could maybe blow their heads off. And I was like, oh, damn it! So I took his email and I'll text him when the tour is over.

That's a nice shot. It's going to be a nice shot. You, the F18? Yeah. Hey! Twice. Twice, you? Yeah, you're like, that would be shot. You're going to make a great shot. You, the F-18? Twice. It would be crazy if the F-18 that exploded my head was in there. And that you were conscious.

Listen, I was conscious twice. The first flight, I did 4.7G. 4.7 times your weight. Because people think that Gs are the speed we're going at. When you're in a turn, you know when you take the elevator, the elevator stops too fast, you feel like you're heavy. That's a half G. So you're a nether, what do you weigh? I weigh 100, I'm a nether, I do 2g, I weigh 350 kg, I do the multiplication.

4.7 kg, which makes your whole body feel like your arm weighs 4 times its weight, your head. First flight, we were told, you're going to be... Listen, if you tell me to weigh 4, my balls weigh 400 pounds. That's it. Seriously, the pilot, the pilot, I just see my balls. I'm lucky in the park. I weigh them. I'm there. Before taking 200 pounds balls. But to make a short story short, when I flew, the pilot told me, you're going to land in Evdut today,

and between 2 and 3G, you're going to lose your knowledge. No, you're going to be sick, and between 3 and 4G, you're going to lose your knowledge. I'm not going to get into that to lose my knowledge, I'm going to be sick. No, but that's the experience. That's the experience. Between 2 and 3G, you're going to lose your knowledge, and between 3 and 4G, Gilbert Rouson will be there and there. In 4G, we'll give you the ayahuasca too.

So, I flew to the city of Bagot, and while leaving, he made me a 2G. He said, look, look far away. If you look at the ground, you will have to adjust your sabre. One year we flew north of Chouctimie. He even told me, because I do a lot of flight simulators, that at 14,000 feet, he put his hands on the cockpit and said, take the hand. I said, what? He said, no, no, no, you're in your office, it's like a simulator. He let me pilot the F-18.

After that, he went back down. To get to the cockpit, he didn't have to fly at a good 1000 feet. Now we're at 6600 feet. We're used to it. And you're the one who's flying! No, no, OK. He had taken commands. No, but in the air, he said to me, do you want to do...

Do you want to do... You're going to do tonneaux. You take the sleeve, you take it there, you bring it to the centre. Hey, stop fucking around, David, it's not going to sound. Let's put it here. So, there... You put the sleeve there, the plane goes around. Come sit down, it's good.

The Porsche, the Pogne, there's everything. So... In the French, there's everything. So... To summarize, the first time I managed to do 4.7G without being sick. The year after, I'm here at the Air Force, and I'm a former military man. I'm colonel, we have Canadian Armed Forces for the Begodeville section. So I'm dressed as a colonel. But in these air shows, there are people from all over the world, from Spain, Italy...

As a colonel of the Canadian Army or Colonel Sanders? No, no, you're already white, you had a little chicken leg, with a little black eye, and you were like... Kentucky, Kentucky... A little beard. No, but... You put on a barbecue sauce. No, but... The Quebecers know I'm a clown, but the Americans don't know. So I go and The little beard. He put on a beard. He has big fingers.

The Quebecers knew I was a clown, but the Americans didn't know. So I went to inspect them. You meet a colonel, sir, yes, sir. I was there, I was doing the pole. I stopped in front of an American and I said to myself, Your button is crushed. So I had to press the button. And here in Quebec, I meet the boss of the Blue Angels. And he says, I have a surprise for you.

He says, today you're going to steal from the Blue Angels. I say, no, you're a jerk. He says, you already stole an F-18? Yes. How much is it? 4.7. 4.7. You were sick? No. Did he lose consciousness? No. Did he speak English or French? Did he write these letters? Yes, yes.

I don't know if he translated it. 4.7, yes. So, he tells me in English, but I translate it for you. I didn't have to help him. He says if you had the G-suit, if it prevents the center of the head, that's why you get rid of the sense. Is it like a G-Soot, it would prevent the center of the head. Is it like a G-string?

But it's everywhere. And then he said, you had the G-Soot? I said yes, you had oxygen? He said, I get on the plane, no oxygen, no G-Soot, the maximum of the plane with the wings is 7.4 G, that's what we're doing today. The others, you're 5 they don't get on board. But because of my 400-lb back, I'm going to go. You said yes.

I said yes. How old were you? I was about 20 years old. Oh, damn! We were doing that in Quebec, going on YouTube, Michel Barrette on F18. You'll see 3 minutes of a flight that lasted an hour and a half. He's above the river at 300 feet upside down. You see the river and even if it left

streaks in the water like a boat. He paid me after the crisis. He went up, he went down. It's a video of you. No, no, no, no. In the same place, in the bar, in the... No, no, no, no. I did everything. You were awake. I was awake all day long. You'll see, it's painful because 7.4 times 175 pounds is heavy. But guys, I don't have my own example. You have to get out of that and you're like a plastic bag. After an hour and a half, he did 2G, 3G, 4G, 5G.

Then he checked, because he's taller than me, he was ahead. In his mirrors, he looked at me and said, Manon, he's 1 second to 7.4, thinking I don't know anything. He did that, he was suffering, he had his head in his ass, and we were doing the same thing. And Manon looked at me, I was still there, and I said, I shouldn't have done that. And then, you'll hear him it in the video, saying, you don't have to do it. I don't want it to be a bad experience.

And I said yes. Check this out. It took 10 seconds, full speed, left turn, 7.4. I counted 1, 2, and you can see me disappear. The head is still here. But the problem is that if I'm tied to the chair So my head is there, but my body is still here. Which means that he brought me back, I got to know him again, and he didn't come back, I still managed to do all that. And then I had to go back home,

and then I went to the south coast of Montreal. But you know, it's rough, the system. Did you have to get warm? Yes, I come back. I leave at 5 o'clock in the morning. Five hours of car or four hours? No, in Montreal, Chris. Well, how much is it? Bagot or four hours? No, Montreal, Chris. How long is it? Bagotville, Montreal? No, it's the second month in Quebec. Oh, okay, okay. Sorry, sorry.

So, I'm in the car and I drive, but the car is high. I'm just going over the Quebec Bridge. There, I'm on the road. Saint-Apollinaire, I was the same. Drummondville, I was the same. Saint-Cyacin, I was the same. Drummondville, I was the same. Saint-Séance, I was like that in the car. I had a bad time in Tabarnak. When I arrived at our house, I parked the car, I sat in the car.

I didn't know when I was going to move. I was looking outside through the mirror. I was so confused, I wasn't even want to get out of the car. I grab the handle, push the door, and it closes. I said, I know what I'm going to do. If you grab the handle, push the door, and I put my foot in. It closes. I remember, the radio was playing, it was Dalida singing,

Gigi l'Amoroso. The one thatooge. So I tried to close the radio. I show the sound. And I tell you, I pushed the door, I let myself fall into the water. The door closed, it hit my head. I don't manage. I walked like this. I was walking in front of the steps, and to get to my house, it was three steps.

I was the same. It was like the Everest. I finished climbing a step, second step, and I fell to the ground and then goes home. He was hungry. But what happened next? I was really out of school. The next week, I have a show in Choutimi. He wouldn't be there. And then I go into the Choutimi room. I'm in the lodge,

my merchant is with me, he doesn't use the toilet, he can't do it, I walk like this. One week later? Two weeks, one month, a month and a half. Damn! He's a fool! No, he's 7.4G, the colonel. It's a long way before you lose your weight, man. You made yourself embarked on the zander.

Listen, the room. The room is full, but I can't walk anymore. My dog said, you can't do anything. You're just dragging yourself in your car. It's been an hour. The owner of the room said, we'll cancel. I said, I can't cancel. Everyone saw my dog in class.

I'm sure they'll say, he's not doing anything. Rumors will come out. I said, OK that I don't do anything, but rumors are going to come out. I say, OK, we don't do anything, but what we're going to do is put a chair on stage, I'm going to go tell the world that I don't do anything. So, the light is on, I'm on the stage, I go on stage, I'm the same. The world laughed like you laughed.

There's a guy, shut up, there's a guy, he says, there's one guy, I remember, and there's one guy, he says, you know, Dominique Lévesque was the tired guy. Yeah, the tired guy. So I sat down, I said, I said, Sir, I'm sorry, because tonight there will be no show. Then people go, no, no, seriously, there will be no show. Because two weeks ago I did a a flight to F-8, because I started counting my flight to F-8. Yet, it's not the only crazy thing I want to do,

because when I was young, I had a car in my nose, but my grandfather was a little less of a dick. And after two hours, I said, that's not it tonight, there will be no show. I'm not going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.

I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. thought you had to do it. So what I had to do that night became my new show.

The next week, I flicked the other one and did this one. Did you tell me that before? What was the name of the show? It was called... Faux Celui. Faux Je Te Raconte. Faux Je Te Raconte. With the chair.

There's always a chair, it's been 25 years. You're not that old anymore. Without knowing, I was telling stories without the pressure to laugh. It was just to tell myself that I wouldn't play chess, and it became a new game. Hey, it's the last two questions. Well, applaud Michel, he was incredible. Thank you, thank you. And also, thank you.

No, I want people to applaud you. You deserve love. Thank you, but I to hear you applaud. You deserve love. Thank you, I'm happy! You've been on stage for two years, you're on the radio. You just have people who say, OK, Carl, the circulation. That's it. The bridge is blocked, big Chris! So, what's your name? Hi guys, I'm Jean-Simon Canacmarqui.

Jean-Simon is the good sister who has kicked everyone out. Yeah, I know. Thank you so much. I'm Jean-Simon Canacmarqui. Jean-Simon is the sister that everyone has. Yeah, I know. Thank you so much. I'm Michel. Thank you. You know the same person? No, it's really cool. Michel, we're talking. You've already slept with my mother.

Really? Yeah. You slept with your mother? No. Hi, dad. It's Father's Day! You're so mean with your mother! Hi dad! It's Father's Day! Mike, seriously, I think everyone here is going to say a big fucking thank you for... Thank you!

...for doing this in Quebec, honestly. We even came on Friday with a friend who paid me for this, it's incredible. That's cool. And then, Péa, Carly, it's with you that I discovered humor, honestly. That's true, thank you. It's really cool, so it wasn't even a question, guys. I'm just going to push you into a corner. You're just...

You're just... You're just... You're just... You're just... You're just... You're just... You're just... You're just...

You're just... You're just... You're just... You're just... You're just... You're just... You're just... Marcel Adler is cool, but we don't know him. So, thank you. I didn't see him. Thank you. Thank you to you and hello to your mother on my behalf. Thank you, dad. Cool.

Thank you very much. It was the last question. Do you feel like you have a pressure? The most important. You're the most important. You're the queen of the ball. Hi Mike, hi Jan. Where is Tiop? Tiop!

Who is that? Tiop! Tiop! Tiop! Tiop is Guillaume Lampron, who is a humorist. Yes, a gipsy at the brothel. He's a servant at the brothel. Mark Labrèche, for one reason, I don't understand. When I said Guillaume, he heard Tiop, so he called him Tiop.

And it's the worst end ever. And you see that she knew it was a bad question. She asked that question and then she said, Well, let's go home! I just snuck under your ears. I have a fantasy. Because you want to end up higher. It's been 32 years since I've been a Puy-I-Yor, I hid to do my new album. But 32 years later, just to see if it would sing, are you waiting for it?

Ok, let's go! 32 years later, just to see if it would sing. Are you waiting for that? OK! So, 30! Ah, really! Do you want me to introduce you to Aïe? Good evening, it's me, and he's shaking. Good evening, it's me, and he's shaking. Is it you who's trying to sing? Is it you who's trying to sing? C'est moi, il a tremblé. C'est moi, il a tremblé. Est-ce que ça vous tente de chanter? Est-ce que ça vous tente de chanter?

Est-ce que vous êtes de bonne humeur? Est-ce que vous êtes de bonne humeur? Est-ce que vous êtes un répondeur? Est-ce que vous êtes un répondeur? Voici venus le temps des fêtes. Voici venus le temps des fêtes. Encore qu'un jour de mal de tête. Encore qu'un jour de mal de tête.

On va chanter n'importe quoi. Oui, mes amis, ça va comme ça. Encore quin jour demain de tête Encore quin jour demain de tête On va chanter n'importe quoi Oui mes amis ça va comme ça Les femmes sur le banc Nuit John Deere Ia au centre Ia nucre Et à minuit maintenant tu dis C'est le temps d'une dinde dinde dinde Swing n'a pas qu'un span d'ombre de ta gare Encore de la dinde dinde dinde It's time to go to bed, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to Michel Barrette, P.A. Métal, thank you all. Thank you to the Albert Rousseau gang, the Albert productions, Concertium. Thank you to Antoine and his team, Yann Theriot. Thank you so much everyone.

Bye, we'll see each other again soon. Thank you very much. Bye. Thank you very much. Bye! Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for watching!