Mike Ward Sous Écoute - #538 - Chloé Deblois et Jo Cormier
Episode Date: July 21, 2025Est-ce qu’un spaghetti va bien avec un verre de lait ? Mike en discute avec Chloé Deblois et Jo Cormier---------Pour vous procurer la Ward Vodka - http://wardvodka.ca/ et la Ward Diet Cola... - http://wardcola.ca/Pour vous procurer des billets du spectacle Modeste - https://mikeward.ca/fr--------Patreon - http://Patreon.com/sousecouteTwitter - http://twitter.com/sousecouteFacebook - https://www.facebook.com/sousecoute/instagram - https://www.instagram.com/sousecouteTwitch - https://www.twitch.tv/sousecouteDiscord - https://discord.gg/6yE63Uk ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
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In direct from the Bordel Comedy Club in Montreal, here is Mike Ward, our sub-listener!
Thank you very much! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Good evening, welcome to the under-eval.
I am very happy to be here.
Yann, last week was our big show in Quebec.
Well yes.
I'm still burnt.
Oh yes.
Yes, I'm still...
You only had one show last week, so are you tired?
No, no.
OK. I'm still... You were calm. show in Fainton-Passé. Fait que tu es fatigué? Non, non, non. Je me suis préservé.
Toi c'était tranquille. Toi t'es arrivé, tu as fait le show.
Ouais.
T'es retourné direct à Deschayons.
Ouais.
Ok. Vu que t'avais pas de gardienne pour ton chien.
Non, c'est ça. J'avais quelqu'un qui était supposé peut-être de passer.
En fait, mon chien il by alone for a little 11 hours.
Oh Chris! Do you put him in a little cage where you come and you throw shit everywhere?
Oh no no no no! No, I leave him free at home.
Ok! He didn't take long when I opened the door. And I knew it because when he's excited, he pisses.
So what I did, I opened the door and I called him so he could come outside.
So when he heard my voice, he was excited but at the same time, he had so much piss in his mouth.
He pissed you.
For like two minutes, he was beating, well not the line, but he was all excited and it was going everywhere.
And did you have any little drops in there or not?
No, not at all.
Not even? Hey, bravo! You're lucky. You're lucky.
But now I'm going to find myself a guardian, something more reliable.
Oh yeah, what happened? And now, yeah, that's it, we're going to insult the only person you know in the village who helps you a little.
But what happened? Why didn't you talk to her?
No, it's because I thought I had a guardian, but in fact she couldn't.
And now I'm in the last minute, so I said, if at least someone can pass,
to flatter him, and make him go out and pee during the day, until the next day.
But even that person had to pee.
Did you think that my ex would have gone?
She stays in your village.
I thought she would have gone, maybe she wouldn't have gone.
I think it's the kind of person who would have said yes.
Yes, yes, yes, Amela will do it. So when it happens, I'll let her do it.
Next sub-listener, that's what you're going to do?
Yes, yes sir.
Perfect, perfect. And there's also a thing, that's what I realize every time we do live sub-listeners.
You know, sub-listeners, it started, let's say the live version, we started it here.
The first few years, at the end of the podcast, we asked the world to ask questions.
And on my nostalgic side, Asti was having fun, since everyone was asking questions,
you don't know where it's going to go.
But then I remember the reason why we're going through you is because there are people who have no good blood crisis.
And every time we do it, I listen to the questions and I'm like, oh yeah,, it's true, it's just... They can say anything.
And there's another thing that I found magical.
There were guys, they asked what was going on with Michel Barrette.
And there, Michel Barrette started to answer.
And the guy, since he still has his microphone, sometimes he makes little comments.
So...
You know, one day, Michel Barrette tells what he was talking about. And, and he's like, I was, let's say,
I was at this place, and then you hear, yeah, yeah, that's a restaurant.
And then I'm like, who's talking? Carlis? Okay, it's the guy in front again.
You're a jerk. I loved it. I loved everything except that.
The questions.
No, but I still like the questions.
Michel was like, do we just do things like we do things in the middle of nowhere and everyone has to write?
I think it would be good to have someone, like in the emergency,
to sort things out. Someone, what are you going to ask?
You're a callie. You're a callie. It's just going to take a few...
A little test of IQ and a little test of alcoholism.
Oh no, I would have no more questions.
No, but it was fun. It was really fun.
Thank you very much to everyone who came.
And I'm going to... Is the second guest here?
No.
Okay. So...
We're going to... I'm I will present the first one, but do I name both?
And he just arrived?
It would be funny to keep the surprise.
Ok, perfect.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am very happy to have my two guests today.
For real, there's one of them, I was thinking,
I can't believe he's going to come and listen to us.
And then, I was right.
No, very, very, very happy to have them, ladies and gentlemen.
Here's Chloé de Blois and another person. Very, very, very happy to have them, ladies and gentlemen.
Here is Chloé de Blois and another person.
Hi Chloé, how are you? Thank you.
Thank you very much. Thank you for having a calendar.
Well, really, I'm pleased.
And an agenda.
Hey, but for real, I thought you were going to name it,
but my worst nightmare was that you name me all alone,
like, so that the world isn't disappointed.
But you're not going to be disappointed, for real.
The other person is a very colorful person.
How to say it?
We're trying to become like...
Now the world is like,
are you racist? What are you saying?
Oh my God, are you racist? What are you saying?
Oh my God, no.
No? No, I'm not.
I'm not.
You were going to understand when you saw me finish.
But no, I'm happy to be alone with you around the world, Mike.
Well, thank you.
No, but I'm happy.
Let's say this is my third sub-each.
If I had been alone in this situation, I would have died, I think.
I would be dead.
But you've always been good good every time you come. And this summer, you're the radio host.
You took control of the show.
You're the replacement for Christine and Pierre Hébert.
No, I'm the host of Mepheme.
Oh, I thought so.
I was sure. Oh, okay! I thought so! I was sure! No!
Oh, sorry!
No, it's okay. I was in red before.
Now I'm doing the return missions with my wife.
With Pascal Morissette. Thank you!
Pascal Morissette and Julie Ringuette.
So...
The worst...
I was sure I was in red.
Sometimes it happens,
like on my networks. I saw you with Pascal Morissette.
And I really thought, huh, great, I didn't know it was all in red.
These are brands that are similar, but Pascal, we knew each other from the beginning,
but we did Sortez-moi d'ici together this year,. It's amazing how we met.
It's true, it's amazing that you met him.
Do you know what it is?
I've already seen it.
Why did you say yes to that?
It seems stressful.
It seems like he's like,
Hey, put yourself there, it should be fine.
There are just eight people who are injured.
For those who don't know, it's like a survivor version of public personality.
We are young and we have to face challenges to have more to eat than a boar and a bee.
Everyone who is over 50 years old gets injured.
Absolutely. Everyone over 50 years old gets hurt. Absolutely!
Every time I see people I'm like,
Hey Chris, he won't do well.
And three days later, I saw him in the press.
Out of the emergency!
Like Michel Anquet, there's no knee anymore.
Get out of there, murder.
I was in the first ones and I was very hurt. Before we went into the jungle,
there was a moment where they filmed the visual.
We were wearing red carpet.
I had my high heels, pink, sudo, with my little dress.
We were just filming the visual for my arrival in the jungle.
I was already hurt at that moment.
I had bruises, I had bruises.
And you get there and you're like...
Since you're in high heels in a jungle, it can't work very well, little nails in the boot.
And then, oh no, you're going to be there, injured, changed, but why do we say yes to that?
Seriously, it's like... it's a good question.
Because I have the impression that those who are older say yes to that,
because they think it's like Farboy Art.
So it has a Farboy Art vibe.
But you, you're too young to remember that.
Oh no, I remember that.
I was wearing a fur coat.
I loved it.
You had... You're a good Jack. I was eating a I don't do all the things that aren't humorous.
Since the beginning.
Why not?
Because I don't want...
I know that people will hate me if they see me in a box with tarantulas
and I'm like, I'm not good, I'm not good!
Or I piss. I don't want to piss in my ass.
It's our problem.
In front of Quebec.
You have to be 100% vulnerable when you do things like that.
This year, we were with Gino Chouinard, Jean-Michel Langtire, Sonia Vachon, who was with us.
We were like, what are you doing?
We were waking up at night in the jungle.
It's not a set up, I confirm it.
We sleep in the jungle on beds, in the starry sky, and when there are storms, our mattresses are wet.
It becomes a mushroom mattress, a mini tea.
Did you google before what animals animal walks in the jungle.
All the animals there were there. Like Panama, it's like, you know, we saw big snakes,
snakes, and we have wranglers, what's it called? It's like the guys who are engaged in production
to protect us because there was really real danger. Like we cried when they said that.
So basically, if there is anything, call Benny the ranger. Because there was real danger. We were crying when they said that.
So basically, if there's anything, call Benny the ranger.
His name is Benny?
Yes, his name is Benny.
That's funny. Benny.
And you know, we felt confident, but the danger was real.
So we woke up at night and we saw...
Did you feel like a crocodile, Dundee?
Did you have a crocodile vibe, Dundee?
Really, that vibe, yes. What about the crocodile Dundee? Did you have a crocodile Dundee vibe?
Yes, that vibe. We felt safe, but we were unreal.
Me and Pascal were in bed, so we had eye contact.
We woke up at night and we saw Jean-Michel in a suit and Dino Schwinard
wearing nice, beautiful, shitty clothes.
We were like, what are they doing here?
They have both sides and they have faces of guys with sleeping machines.
Did anyone bring their sleeping machines?
No, but seriously, I put them there. They were so inflated. It was rough.
We didn't sleep at all and everyone was like, oh yeah, it was so rough. We all didn't sleep and everyone was like,
oh yeah, the temperature was hard.
No, I'm actually getting tired.
He was the one who stopped us from sleeping.
Were you happy when you got hurt?
I was already gone.
I was already gone, but yeah, it's something.
And that's it.
When you get there, there's still the production that gives us rules to follow.
At night, if you want, you don't go there.
You tell us. There are a lot of hidden cameras in the jungle, on trees.
They tell us, when you want at night, put stand in front of that tree, that camera, and say,
Benny, I want to go to the bathroom.
So, the first night, you know, you really don't want to get up.
You can't get up because you're going to get eaten by a jaguar.
So, I get up, and the first night I go in front of the tree with the camera,
and I say, Benny, I need to go.
I wait and they don't arrive. In addition, it's been five minutes since I was standing in front of the tree with the camera, and I said, Benny, are you ready to go? I waited and he didn't come.
And I was standing in front of the tree for five minutes.
So I went to talk.
The next morning, Nade, who was one of the participants,
said, Claude, I didn't have the energy to tell you
that there was no camera in the tree you were talking about.
Oh!
Like...
You were in a bad tree.
I was really in a tree without a camera.
For five minutes, I wanted to go pee.
And in moments you're like, fuck, it's filmed.
There are 2 million people watching this.
So you're like, where is Benny?
And the team is like, it's a firecracker.
Like, hey, back to a bad mood, no.
Why are you behind us?
She's giving us secrets She's making secrets.
That's it. It's a big experience. Really tough, tough, tough.
Do you regret it?
No, I really don't regret it. I'm really happy because, let's say,
when I'm in my career, it's full of a beautiful sight.
You have a million and a few people you see. It's fun.
There's the big one who discovers you.
Yeah, really. But it's sure that it's...
I keep telling you, it's really
fun as a human experience.
And we are disconnected from the reality
of our cells. It's like living the
kind of Big Brother
condensed version, but
it's tough.
For those who listened to it, we were crying every episode.
And you get there and you say, I'm not going to deliver too much.
I have to stay in the idea that it's a TV show.
You get there and you forget that the cameras are there after two seconds.
But above all, you don't see them.
Yes, above all, I your voice doesn't crack. Yeah, yeah, especially your voice literally doesn't crack.
Oh, I think the invitation has arrived.
Do you want to introduce him? I would like it to be you who introduces him.
So, ladies and gentlemen, with a lot of love and by welcoming my friend Joe Carr!
How are you? How are you? Hell yeah!
How are you?
Hi everyone!
I'm glad to be here.
I was listening to your anecdotes
about Pippi and it made me laugh.
Hey, thank you for being here.
Fuck! Thank you for having me late.
Well no, it's not a big deal.
You...
Yeah, but you thought it was at 7 o'clock, right?
Yeah, I thought it was at 7 o'clock.
I had that in my agenda. I was like,
if I came, man, you would never have seen a car
on Renée Lévesque at 100 km per hour.
Okay.
You have the voice, like...
I was so scared.
I thought you were coming by bike.
You were coming in a suit,
like a fluorescent, like a phosphorescent,
like you were loyal to yourself. I was expecting to see you in a biker suit.
But when I saw that I was late, I said, it's something that's rolling on my blood.
I clapped, you know, I clapped and he screamed,
Oh, it's you, I'm late, listen up!
Hey, Yann, are you well placed?
Am I well placed, Yann? Do you think he's moving back a little? No, he's fine for me. OK, perfect. Thanks, Yann, are you in the right place? I'm in the right place, Yann.
Do you think he's moving back a little?
No, he's fine for me.
Ok, perfect.
Thank you, Yann.
He's the colored character I was talking about.
Yeah, well yeah.
Because I wanted to make people come and I said,
you're a colored character and Mike was like, oh.
Yeah, I thought it sounded...
When I did it, imagine, you know,
I was like, are you racist?
You know, when people don't know. C'mon, c'mon, are you racist? When people don't know.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
If people don't know, it's Mee Benson pointing.
He's very colorful.
Come on, why did you choose that word?
Yeah, no. I'm glad to see you.
Me too, it's been a long time.
Yeah, yeah. The last time you were here.
Yes, that's right.
I saw you too with Masterchef Quebec.
You did Masterchef Quebec?
No, I was a judge for Masterchef Junior.
Oh my god, they're amazing.
Hey man, that's complex.
I'm dying.
They're so cute and they're better than everyone I know in my life. They are like, I prepared you a little broth with fresh pork.
And I was like, what kind of terms?
The little one is called Harrison.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, Harrison is so cute.
Oh yes, and the other one, Xavier.
Xavier.
Xavier.
Oh, little couple, I'm so happy to be here. Oh yes.
Did you listen to Masterchef Kids?
It's funny, I'm crying.
I cry too sometimes.
And you see Martin Picard with kids.
That's sick.
Are you comfortable?
Are you good with kids?
He was a good boy.
You realize that Chris is his target audience.
Yes.
No lying. No lie.
He's really good.
He's comfortable.
He's a good teacher.
I know you're the same director
for the show.
Every time we go to a city,
they talk about a restaurant.
He's always like,
when we come here,
Joe, we go there all the time.
You have your spots all over Quebec.
Are you good? Are you pretty good at foodie?
Let's say yes.
Are you good at cooking?
Yes, I love cooking.
I'm not good at it. I'm a gourmet.
I'm a culinary anarchist.
I'm good gourmet. I'm a culinary anarchist.
I'm a chef.
I'm inspired.
I have my friends on tour.
If you know, there are...
There are pears and mangoes.
Yes.
I try to avoid restoration chains.
Is it possible?
It's possible. There's always someone who has a little more vocation in the name of cooking.
So I'm trying to encourage him.
Yeah. But Joe, people don't know that about you, but we all do gang together.
So I often go to Joe's for the shoots.
And when you receive us at home, he's always with his little coffee machine, full fancy.
It wasn't the image I had had you until I got home.
If I was curious to know, you had me before you got home.
A dumpster diver with a make-up artist at your sink.
That's it.
Yeah, really.
Only.
It's full of energy, it smells like plant, it's well-dressed, especially
with blonde hair.
That's what I owe my blonde.
That's a thing that's still there.
Everyone comes to my podcast and they've seen it before and after I had a blonde.
And before, nobody talks since I had a blonde.
It's like, is Dombert beautiful at your place?
Beautiful.
Shut your mouths. I've been drinking since I was young. It's your wine made beautiful at home. Made beautiful.
Shut your mouths.
Was it that disgusting?
Ask everyone, they don't tell me.
But I don't think so.
It wasn't disgusting.
But you were the only guy.
Let's say in the bathroom, the towel was still wet.
When we had to wash our hands.
It's still your shower towel.
There's nothing worse. It's still your shower towel.
It's not bad.
It's really not bad.
But now that you're on the table, it's not...
There's nothing worse than going to someone's house,
you wash your hands and the towel is wet.
It smells like a can.
It's like, oh, shit.
The thing I didn't calculate is that I never wipe my hands.
OK.
Yeah.
That's it.
OK.
And I'm leaving.
Why is your towel wet?
Well, the shower is not a towel by hand.
Okay. Oh yeah.
It's not a towel by hand, it's a big towel with stains of bleach.
And you take your shower just before people arrive.
Or sometimes the night before. It depends on my time, but yeah. You You're not a professional. There's a bidet.
Yeah. I won't come back.
Me neither. I love a bidet.
Do you have a bidet too?
Yeah, I love a bidet.
It's fun.
It took me a while to find one.
To find one?
No, to find one. I thought it was a geriatric toilet.
I thought it was like a hospital toilet. I thought it was like a hospital toilet.
It's not a question that it was...
Hospital toilet?
No, no, it was like a big plastic toilet.
But in the end, it's really exceptional.
There, you're prejudiced.
Because, I don't even imagine...
Let's say, at the bottom of the day, there are some
old people who have some misery
just by turning on the electric fan.
So imagine, you're washing your ass
with a remote control.
Oh, it's true, you have a Japanese toilet.
You don't have a remote control.
No, no remote control.
You have to get up
like in the old days.
What are you talking about? Up up straight like in the old days. What are you talking about?
Straight like in the old days.
The timer is in front, the 30 seconds to go to the toilet.
So you do that...
It's a little roller.
Under cold water or hot water?
Cold water, cold water.
Ah!
You're hot?
I'm hot.
It's crazy how we learn things.
I can't wait to have a podcast like yours. You're cold too. I'm hot. It's crazy how we learn things. I can't wait to have a podcast like yours.
You're cold too.
I'm cold.
Hey.
Yes.
But you know, the beer is not expensive.
Even a cheap bidet, you just have to connect the hot water.
But I don't have hot water on my toilet.
No, me neither on the toilet, but on the bidet, there is one.
Yeah, but where did you connect it?
It's not you who connected it.
It's not...
You got me, you know.
But it's super easy.
It's super...
If you tell the guy, you say, connect me that.
And he says, yeah, but there's no other way.
Hey, what's up?
Do your job!
But the old people with a stick, it gave me nice pictures.
You know, they're always shitting, how does that not work?
But when it doesn't work, it's a big blow.
One time, we bought my grandfather a package, like the DVD and the box of Seraphim,
a man and his page. Seraphim, the season, not the movie.
And one time, you got home, it could have been six months since we gave him that. And the TV is zoomed in.
The image is zoomed in at 100,000.
We see a face.
We're like, Dad, he's shit.
You could have told us.
You're like, I know.
And you can't fix it.
So it's been 6 months.
You listen to Serafant zoom in at 200,000.
I've never seen a single collaborator say hello.
No decor. Just Gino all the time. Full screen. He never saw a single collaborator say hi, hello. Oh, what a decor!
Just Gino all the time, full of the big ones.
Oh, yes, kind of.
But it's true that it's tough, but it's not easy.
But yes, especially that, you know, he, in time, I don't know what year he was,
but you know, he remembers having a controller with a wire, a wireless controller,
but in time, there were were numbers plus or minus volume.
That's it.
Now, Tabarnak, I saw something today on my TikTok.
There was someone who was doing...
My grandfather was coming home,
and he put tape everywhere, his controller,
except the posts, and the volume, and the power.
And I did Tabarn crap, that's awesome!
Even my dad, I had looked at it on Amazon,
I had bought a controller, it's a universal controller for old people.
So it's just power, volume, up, down, and channel, up, down.
Four big buttons.
Four big buttons, yeah.
And then even that, I'm not sure if he knows how it works.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My grandmother doesn't want us to touch her remote.
In case we play, we fuck.
And it makes me die of laughter.
It's funny.
But you know, the technology and my grandparents, even me, we had a computer at home, I was
full, I was still old, in 2000. still old. The first computers were in what year?
The 20th. Everyone had that at home.
In the 90s.
90s. It was like 2005. It was still late.
It's like my grandparents don't have cell phones. They don't have that yet.
And on Christmas, during the pandemic, we had a Zoom session with everyone.
And my grandfather plays the violin.
But you know, the violin on Zoom, sorry, but it's not the most optimal experience I've ever had.
Oh, but the beauty of the violin on Zoom, the little mule.
Oh, volume zero!
Seriously?
Alright!
It was good, grandpa!
You said it was good!
But now it's all the family, like, in one room, and then we're all laughing, playing
the guitar, it's so loud, and then the sound is shit, and we're all cramped, like,
we all laugh in a little square.
And then someone takes courage and says, Grandpa, it's because it's itchy, you know,
by saying, you know, stop, it's itchy.
I said, well, no, it's not itchy.
I don't know why you say that.
But you know, like, poor little one.
He backed down.
Yeah.
But...
Ah, but grandparents and technology, yeah.
My grandmother, she had installed an air conditioning
and a wire that hung.
So I said, I'm going to try to pull the wire from there.
How did she do it? I don't know, it's one chance per million. She took a finishing nail to put the thread in.
She put it in?
She let go of the thread at the same time as the nail.
The nail went from side to side of the thread, the wall turned black.
Oh, damn!
She washed everything.
Oh yeah?
She washed everything.
I don't know how the air conditioner works anymore.
We look at the video, it's She washed everything. Oh yeah? She washed everything.
She said, I don't know how the air conditioning doesn't work anymore.
We look at the wire, there's a hole side by side.
It means she had the frost of her life.
Her hair is freezing, the wall is black.
I can't talk about it to my children.
That's it, he's old.
Are you good with technology?
What do you want me to program at your place?
No, no, it's just a question.
He wants me to set up his 3D printer.
Do you know how it looks You know, the air on a microwave...
I didn't make my time change in my car.
Would you help me?
Well, I'm not that good at it.
I'm just patient.
I'll read, I'll try to do...
Yeah, that's how it works.
I have the impression that...
I see people who do...
I don't understand when it works. At this time, there are tutorials on YouTube, you become an expert of everything.
In about... generally 2 minutes.
You know, like me, I have an old chart that I don't know how to change the time.
And I don't remember. So if twice a year I have to go see
tutorials and I'm in my chair and then, I don't remember. I never remember.
Ok, you can't call the guy from the bidet and tell him to do that.
No.
You have more than one chair.
Yes, I have an old cat and another cat.
Like a collection?
No, no, no. It's a decapitated cat, but it's not that old. It's a two-mix.
So it's old, but it's not that old.
You only have two cats.
I only have two cats, yes.
It's flat, you couldn't talk a lot to Luc Poirier.
No, that's it. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. for it at school. And then she's like, you really should sell this car.
She says, it's not normal, all the lights that turn on all the time.
Because my blonde is stressed out, everything is on.
Check engine, everything, everything.
But you at least, there's no you.
Yes, but there's no you.
And if it catches fire, you'll get burnt and burn nothing!
But I have a thing called a blue driver,
where you can see what codes are.
So I know it's nothing serious.
I don't have a break in the back.
It's not serious!
We can't do anything!
It's good! I've always had a problem with the hoods since 2002-2003.
I've never had good hoods, but I've had not worse cars and
bad vacuuming. Both are fun to use.
So why buy a expensive car when a vacuum cleaner is good?
Hey, me, the vacuum cleaner...
It's my favorite.
I'm not a person who doesn't like it.
It's your problem.
You, as a car, this is good vacuum.
I think...
Well, I have the impression... I have...
It's so sad that the community is getting angry.
Everyone is so angry.
Everyone is so angry.
I'm telling you, we're living prejudice.
The community gang, help me!
When I'm in another room, I don't get slapped.
I get slapped, slapped from there.
Sometimes it's because I'm getting angry like a cowboy. In another car, I don't clap. I clap, I get out of there.
Sometimes, it's like I'm a cowboy.
I'm like, yo, we're gonna fight.
When someone comes and overtakes me,
I hold my line, I cross him,
I look at him, who's gonna lose the look first?
I'm one of the most hated community drivers, I think.
What does the world have to catch caught you when they recognize you.
In the community?
When they say, you're a joker!
You're a joker!
I knew it, hosti!
And it's all the same people who think I was eating in the trash.
I love the girl. In Montreal, it's one of the things I love with the community.
If you park your car, it's not a problem.
I park my car everywhere. I park everywhere.
It costs $85.
Sometimes, I don't get a ticket.
It's thrilling.
It's like going to the casino.
That's it.
You win nothing. to go to the casino. Yes, exactly. It's the same.
You don't win anything.
You don't win anything, but at least it doesn't end with a suicide.
In 4 months.
Recently, I tried something
I think you would like.
An electric scooter.
I made it in Japan.
Seriously, it's nice.
It's dangerous.
It's fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's really fast.
Yes, yes.
But it's interesting as a means of transport.
Yes, it is.
Like me, it's a scooter.
Interesting.
I'll see you with that.
It's the only way to describe that.
It's interesting.
You were driving at 70 on a thing that goes...
And you're like...
A scooter debate, it's funny. And then you go... And then you go... Oh yeah, and then...
A debate between the two of us.
You hit a rock on the floor.
You know, the pipe was a shower curtain pole with two little onions.
But I've already seen a guy...
Like, last year I saw a guy in a 532 electric car.
Oh wow!
Like, you know, a kind of bretel.
But it's like... it means that the guy realized that it was 532 and was like fuck fuck bretel.
But imagine!
Do you remember the emotion of being a scooter, not electric?
Electric, like holding a mirabelle.
532, a kind of idiot late to listen to you.
Yeah, like... You can't listen to them late.
The little wheels, the little wheels...
The little wheels... The unicycle...
That... Olivier Obain-, they walk around with that.
It's absurd to see it happen.
I saw it and it's one of the only ones that...
It's a good thing.
And when you get off, you blow your face with that.
But the others I see going in girourou, dressed,
completely tie-dye, with their full face,
I'm like...
I would be curious to see your files at the stock exchange, you bastard.
Either it's going well or you're in bitcoin and you're making a mess.
It's absurd that the way to accelerate is to lean forward.
It's still...
Yeah, you're like...
Okay, I'm going to break.
But it's so good thinking, I'm going to break. It's so thoughtful.
You want attention.
It's impossible that you buy this
and want to go under the radar.
It's impossible.
You're there for this shirt.
Those who do basic, without their hands,
I'm like, you're thinking really good right now.
It's dangerous. Why are you doing this?
Yes, you're right.
I did the turn of the book rode a bike around the island.
Ok.
Yes.
There's that activity.
Yes.
Yes.
At least you did that.
We were riding on the small handlebars.
It's like, there's people in bigsies and others with bikes at 5000.
Is there people in bigsies around the island?
Yes.
But it seems like a bigsie doesn't weigh 9000 pounds.
It's a I saw four or five adults with their heads on the ground. Oh yeah! And I was like, Chris, we're having so much fun!
How many kilometers is it?
50.
Oh yeah, you did that?
Yeah, it was fun. With little milk burlings.
You did it all. Do you have milk burlings?
Yeah, he gives little milk burlings.
Imagine, you do exercise and drink milk.
It's disgusting.
Chocolate milk. It's disgusting.
Chocolate milk.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He says, but now that you're sure you don't want one, I'm like, I'm lactose intolerant, mom.
And I have the salt, you know, in a way.
It's already spread out, you know.
You know, you've been lactose intolerant for a long time?
Well, the more I read, yeah, I am. For a long time?
The more I've been there, the more I realize.
The first 18 years of my life...
You were there, but you didn't know.
I was convinced that everyone was going crazy at that pace.
OK.
Until I realized, I was a daily baller.
We're all a little bit, I think.
We're developing that.
I had cut myself a little bit of it. We're developing it. I had cut some of it for my skin problems.
When I take a little bit of it, it triggers me.
Sometimes she has lactates.
Oh yeah, it's expensive.
It's a pill. But I'm like, when I have to take a pill and drink milk,
it's not that good.
The pill?
No, no, but you know...
You know, there are some milk products that you make,
like ice cream, it's good.
Cheese.
Cheese, but you know, to make a good glass of milk,
it's worth having diarrhea for four days.
For a glass of milk.
Me and my spaghetti were just a glass of milk.
Oh yes, yes.
Did you know that I liked that?
When I was young, spaghetti with milk was the best thing in the world.
Now I've been vegan for a long time.
When I stopped being vegan, I said,
Chris, I'm going to drink milk with my spaghetti.
It's disgusting.
Chris, there is wine.
You're a jerk. Take some wine. What are you doing with your milk? It's disgusting! Chris! There's wine!
You're taking wine?
What are you doing with your milk?
I didn't know you were more vegan.
I was vegan, yes.
I didn't know you were more vegan.
No, I'm not vegan anymore.
Since when?
Since I got bored of milk.
When we read, it takes milk.
I didn't know, but you've been been talking about it for a hundred times.
I've been doing it for three or four years now.
Oh, yeah.
Three or four years.
I'm still a bit late.
Yeah, still a bit.
What was the first thing you ate?
It was a Gris de Chese.
It's a Gris de Chese.
With a good big glass of milk.
No, not milk.
A glass of milk, that was a long time.
Even the milk repulsed me.
It's weird.
It's disgusting. I don't like that.
And just the milk glass. It doesn't sound good. A glass of milk.
But chocolate milk is good in crisis.
Yes.
But I think it's more chocolate.
Yes.
Which is good.
Yes.
Because technically, a glass of chocolate urine shouldn't be as bad as this.
It's good.
There's a piss with 70% cacao.
I'm like, yeah.
A glass of chocolate milk is good for a diabetic.
It's bitter.
It's bitter.
It brings it back.
Oh yeah.
Are you okay?
Yeah!
You looked like you were...
I thought you were like, you know, weird, you know, like...
I thought she was talking to the camera, get me out of here.
Did you watch it, get me out of here?
No, no, I just watched it later, yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
No, I didn't watch it. I saw some extracts and that's it.
I didn't listen to it.
But I'm sure you were good.
I saw beautiful extracts.
I saw beautiful extracts where you were delivered.
It touched me.
It's 45 degrees below.
It's like...
I'm tired.
I think I didn't do my own thing.
Because when I got approached to come out of here,
I don't even know if I have the right to say this,
the director asked me,
you know, let's say you're going to another country for a year,
are you able to stay in a perimeter?
I said, yo, it's called coming out of here.
I'm sure I'm going to run away.
I'm sure.
If you ask me to stay in a 40-kilometer-adeloupe, I'm going with the locals to find myself.
Like, lend me a camera to do a show.
It would be sick if you saved yourself, for example, when there's a spin-off called
Find Joe Corm.
7 weeks to find Joe Corm.
Just little vlogs on my cell phone.
That would be sick, if they were here.
But they haven't called me back since I said that.
No?
No.
I don't think it's the right thing to do.
Because I would like to travel with you, in your opinion.
Well, you know, Cameroon, France, the United States, Japan.
Ok.
Yes, Japan. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
And it's the only trips, it's absurd that it's the only four trips.
Yeah.
It's still...
It's a lot.
No, but the part of time, you know, the world, if we just made four places, it's like Cuba,
Republic, it's like four variations on the same thing.
Four weeks in a single place.
Yeah.
Yeah, but... Yeah, it's true, you've been to Cam're included. Yeah, but...
Yeah, it's true, you went to Cameroon.
Yeah.
Japan...
Japan, it's this winter, a nice 2 weeks, I've been there.
Yeah, it must be.
I've been there.
It's expensive, it's expensive.
It's not that expensive once you're there, it's the plane ticket.
It's the plane ticket and the 23, 16 hours, I don't remember how many, 13 hours of plane back-to-back.
I wouldn't be able to do that.
Yeah.
No.
Well, it's a blow to the head.
For real, the only thing is you have to find a show you like and you listen to it completely.
Yeah.
Almost.
Yeah.
And that's not the end of the world.
Oh my God.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I did...
I listened to Killer of the Flower Moon.
Okay.
A Scorsese movie about a plane.
Yeah, yeah.
After that, you look at the screen and...
Yeah.
You're like, if the plane is going to crash, it's okay.
Oh my god.
And you went there with your blonde?
Yes. Oh my god. You went there with your It's the top of a mountain with the doors of the 1286's, all made of wood.
All the Buddhist monks sleep in the temple.
At 7am, you go and sit with them.
They do the ceremony.
It's a song of guys singing for 1.5 hours with symbols.
At some point, they ask you to come closer and take the incense.
If you haven't read the leaf, the incense you take, you put it in your forehead, you put it down, you take it back.
So it's one for the past, one for the present, one for the future.
And then I was looking at my blonde, she was going to take it, she was taking that.
And she was like...
And it was a kind of sand there.
I was like, Christ, you're sniffing sand there.
It was just me who was there. And all the Buddhists who sing and she sniffs sand.
It was good.
So yeah, it's really thrilling.
It's calm, it's crazy.
But I think they have big problems with performance anxiety.
So everything is square.
Ok, I think the Japanese, you mean. So, all the squares...
Ok, I think the Japanese, you mean?
No, no, the less Buddhist.
I mean, the Buddhists are like,
Lolo, Asti!
Everyday, they're Olympians.
They put me in the Asti of the Brèves.
I wake up every morning, I look in the mirror,
You're just a fucking host!
I got you!
Oh my god, I'd love to go there. My next one, the plane terrifies me.
The plane? How much?
I think that at some point, I become a full claustrophobic in planes.
I really need to...
In fact, in two days, I'm going to get a hair cut
for the means of transport, like to fix my heart rate...
Wait a minute, you're there, you jerk!
They're going to stab you in the forehead!
You have a STM button, you're there!
So basically... No, but...
You know, the transport malice...
I don't film in transport, like in cars, boats, airplanes,
and then after a while, it switches and I start to get sick of it, and I tried everything.
Well, I said I tried everything, I didn't try anything except for the gravels.
But everyone is like, hey, for the transport malice, try the acupuncture, in two days, I'm going to do that.
Well, Chris, you'll tell me if it works.
I paid all the intolerants at the commune auto, they made me go crazy.
They made me go crazy.
Do you do a test? Do you have a booking trip right after?
Or are you going to the roundabout to see if it worked?
Well, it's like it was worse and worse.
Because when I was young, I was sick every morning in the school bus to go to school.
Since I drive, when I drive, it's really okay.
But now, it's like I'm driving and I still have a heartache.
So it's like worse after worse.
So now, I don't know, I'm going to do a little road trip at the end of summer.
I'm going to test that.
Well, it's solid, but yeah, that's it.
I'm really a good gravel customer.
Is it once the acupuncture or do you have to go like 20 times?
Maybe, probably 20 times.
It makes me want to document.
Yeah. But after your appointment, exactly. I don't know, I've tried it like 20 times. It makes me want to document it. Yeah, right?
After your date, right?
It's so weird. I don't know if I believe it, but at the same time, it exists.
Yeah, but when you try everything, that's what gradation is.
Gravol, acupuncture.
But for real, I have zero.
And...
What do you want me to try? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I've done it before and I put them together.
It's not a joke.
It's like glasses.
It looks like you bought it at the expert's.
It's like medical.
It's with glasses in straw with liquid in it.
It balances the liquid in your ears, which is the cause of a little heart disease.
When you turn, you see the liquid.
It's like round, pale glasses.
So you have liquid in front of you.
It's like liquid in your ears.
Sometimes I lie in the car and I don't even care.
People look at me and they feel like I'm in the car and I don't even care. And the world is looking at me like I'm me.
She's very serious.
She has serious conversations.
When you get off the car, it turns.
It feels like you're at 45, but you're right.
Because it's a meme.
It's the best thing that's worked out so far.
Maybe it's full placebo.
But we've already done some road work and I'm dressed up.
I'm super serious in the gym.
Can't you put them on when you're warming up?
Yes, you can.
Is that legal?
Yes, it's legal.
It's illegal to have water in the eye.
Like...
Imagine just doing a hook-up, you unb like this, the other one goes like this.
Yes, you forget about that.
We're going to arrange that in the miable.
We have some archive.
Do you know we have some archive?
But the transport problem caused me a lot of trouble in my life.
It's hell.
I can count something else.
Get me out of here.
They are doing a spin-off with two people from the show
who are going to travel and discover a region.
But we are not in the jungle on a camp.
It's really just exploration.
Jean-Michel Anxel and Gino Chouinard who are doing this.
And they are going to Colombia this year.
And the production called me and asked me if I would wait for them
to join them in Colombia just to surprise them.
And with my time, it worked so well that I went back and forth for 24 hours. It was like... it was already rock.
Then I arrived in the plane and Colombia, I don't know, the flights were super long, it was like 8-9 hours of flight.
And I started to get a bad feeling in dehydrated, all the way. I got there in my room, I didn't do the shooting because I was too sick.
So I went to Colombia.
It was 48 hours of traveling to vomit.
I was sick, sick, sick, dehydrated, all the way.
I went to Colombia.
I did 48 hours of travelling
to vomit in a white and bad room in Colombia.
And then you arrived and TVA said
you're too disgusting on TV.
I was like...
Yes, really.
It wasn't possible.
And the next day, I was getting really drunk.
Gino just came to have dinner with me.
And a man who is 30 km from you at the end of a table...
I was like, no, I'm not going to touch you.
It was a really good moment.
But that's the bad thing about transport.
It could be a gastro too, but that's it.
But me and transport, it's not good. A little Colombian-Ginot, it's not bad.
It's not worse.
So I'm going to give you some news about the acupuncture.
I'm pretty sure.
Do you think, for example, you said,
I don't think it works for real.
You won't tell that to the person who is
trying to get you into trouble.
You won't be like, you're making me do it.
No, but it's like, I went to see the list of things that he's doing.
He's doing everything, basically.
So I'm like, well, let me experiment
and see if I'm a good candidate for the Placebo effect.
I'm like, it works and it doesn't do anything.
You're not afraid that that they rule everything?
Imagine.
No, but it's because we're like at Donald Trump's acupuncture treatment.
That's it.
You make him rule the conflict in Israel.
Is it your kind of thing to go to the toilet?
Yes, it makes a noise.
It's a forbidden word.
Is it your kind of work to go to the toilet?
Is it your kind of work to go to the toilet?
No, not really.
My mom was always worried so obsessed with alternative medicine.
I was always like, it's a pain in the ass. I'm always curious to know if the person who treats you
believes it for real or if they know they're making you. Well, you see, part of what you're saying,
the spaces aren't my thing.
In Japan, I wanted to go there to get through them.
Because, you know, the unsens are naked.
So I was like, it's going to allow me to have a relationship
with my body that I've never had,
which is to be naked with strangers.
And here, it confronted me. It's like, you arrive, everyone is at ease,
you wash yourself, you go into the hot water pools.
And you know, I had a little joke,
I had a little napkin on my head
that went in the water.
You know, I couldn't look at it because, Chris, you're...
Oh, I admit!
You're on the ground, you just see old grains.
Stee, you're like,
he looked at the sun, but they're all comfortable.
I've never seen that.
Listen, there's a guy who comes out of...
I mean, we're outside.
I'm like inside...
Okay, yeah, I like hot springs.
There's a guy who comes out, we're in the sun.
He comes out in the night, he sees the sun.
He stretches out, he's going to touch the ground.
And then he lives in the air with the sun,
just like a pig, he's at ease.
So it does me good, it does me good for that.
Are all the spots the same?
No, not all of them, but the onsen in particular, yes, it's men and women, and no tattoos.
You can't have tattoos.
You can show your ass, but not your tribals.
Is that true? No. It's true.
No.
So you have to hide it.
You have to hide it.
You have to give yourself some Because I think it's in the Yakuzas culture a little bit there. Ok.
So it's like a misjudged tattoo.
Yeah, there was a...
We have a confirmation.
Yep.
Hey, the fact checker is crazy here because he listens.
We have all the time, at least one Yakuzas in the room.
That's right.
You can continue. You can continue that in the living room and do... That's right. You can continue.
You can continue.
Yep.
What's your next trip going to be?
I don't have any official registration yet,
but I think I'd like a little trek to the Cordillera des Ambes.
You know, the Chilean market.
OK.
Yeah. Yeah.
But I haven't done it yet. OK. Yeah. Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I can imagine that. It would be crazy if you... He's like, no, it's just your breasts.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
It's like...
Are you sure?
Okay, and he knows the vagina too.
Ha ha ha!
We put it on your vagina.
Ha ha ha!
I imagine your next question is where is she going to go?
Bé-Saint- B Saint Paul told me.
It's not far!
At the end of the summer, I'm going to the Madeleine.
In a car.
It's going to be a big test.
It's a road trip.
I'm going to go.
Especially if you have a 3 hour crossing.
It's what scares me the most.
Imagine sitting in your car, having the pain of being in your car,
saying I'm going to get out, it's going to hurt my transportation on the boat.
Yeah, you're in a car when you're like, it's the worst thing in the world.
No, it's worse.
You're in a car on a transporter.
In addition, I took the cabin with a room, spent the night, but it's going to be terrible.
Clustrophobia and bad weather, I'm dying in the transverse.
You're not going to be alone.
No, no.
So at least you're going to have someone to hold your hair while you're at the sea.
Yeah, really.
He's going with his backpack.
But, yeah, have you been to the islands?
Yeah, I've been there twice. It's beautiful. It's? Yes, I've been there twice.
It's beautiful.
It's really beautiful.
It makes me laugh.
There's something that makes me laugh.
The big island in the middle receives some stock.
And there's people who just get coffee from Tim Horton.
And that makes me laugh.
What?
They receive coffee from Tim Horton.
They split the lives. And there's one who says they the coffee. They receive the coffee from Tim Horton. They split the vives.
And there's one that spills his coffee.
Thank you Marcel!
And he goes away with his coffee.
He must be a little bit hot.
He comes home, he always writes an email to Tim Horton.
Too cold!
Your coffee is expensive!
All reviews are bad!
Coffee always comes cold!
How long is the crossing?
3 hours?
Yes, but the big one is not 3 hours.
5 hours?
No, 5 hours.
They are all in the same stage!
The dolls are dilated! Are you okay? No, 5 years. Sorry? 5 years. They're all in the same stage. Hey, go ahead, drink some latte.
Are you okay?
That makes me happy.
Yeah, I'm really excited.
Are you going to do a show or are you just going to be a tourist?
No, no, no.
Tourist, vacation, we rent a small hotel and we move.
Because I was sure I was fully booked in February,
but everyone was like, no, it's full in late.
It's booked a year in advance.
The islands are so popular that you have to book 9 years in advance.
Yes.
Where do you go if you know someone?
Hey, would you have the money to rent a house? No, no, but I've never seen a group as active as Chalet and Hôtel-Ile-de-la-Madeleine on Facebook.
I put myself on it. If you're on it, you'll get notifications in two seconds.
I've never seen a group with as many requests.
All of Quebec wants to go to the islands this summer. It's intense.
You think it's not Bellepeulouse Quebec? I'm there!
Bellepeulouse!
Tell me more!
You're there too?
Hey, he's excited about that!
Hi, Yann!
I should have doubted that my friend Yann was in Bellepeulouse Quebec!
Oh yes!
Hey, nice pictures!
Are you doing well, you guys? Hey, nice pictures, huh? How's the lawn mower doing? Amazing, amazing.
I'm ready for the next step.
I'm going to mow my lawn.
In one direction and in the other.
There are patterns and everything.
I'm ready.
The lawn mower is mowing?
It's that they turn one...
Let's say they turn one row a little shorter
and the other a little longer,
so it gives you a degraded in the lawn.
And now you're watching this on Pelouse Québec. Ok, that's the big Pelouse Québec.
Hey, are we good on that?
Hey, thank you.
The tax haven of Facebook.
And if you want legal products, you'll have instant links.
There's no law on that.
The Kilex still exists. Everything that has toxic.
You can get some orange people if you want.
Someone will give you a link.
A lot of tracks.
Anything you need and your guy.
We know it's fun.
I'm the kind of guy when I watch that.
Always laughing, I'm a girl, I always make my little joke.
The grass is always greener near the neighbor.
And I laugh.
That's what my life is made of. I laugh, I watch my neighbors' grass.
That's how my life has become. I laugh, I look at my neighbors and I laugh.
You're not far from...
You think you're not far from buying a house with a lawn?
Because you're on the edge.
Yes, I'm on the edge.
Everything is in place.
I'm waiting for the right moment.
You're ready.
I'm ready. I'm on Pelouse Quebec.
You're going to have a little playground.
The Quebec bird too. But my Pelouse is a thing, I don't know, my father, he had...
He was cutting this, my guy.
Oh, well, can I have another one?
Please. Thank you. Can I have another one? He cut that. When I was young, I would go through and see a track at the end of the field.
It was a field of maybe 900 meters wide. He was able to see that deep down, he was missing a little shell.
And was there a tractor?
Yes.
Ok.
It's fun. I would have gone through young. I was at home and I had my coquettes. I practiced
texts that didn't even exist and I dreamed of humor. But until I realized... Do you realize that the tractor that heated you was faster than a car?
It was nice that he was driving on a turtle, it didn't run very well.
But then I stopped because I realized that all the neighbors found it funny when I was doing the tractor.
Because I thought the tractor, because I thought that the sound of the tractor was coming from there.
Oh, but you... Oh, so the others were hearing...
They were hearing...
They were saying...
Rewinds of François Pérus, imitations of Jean-Michel Langtille.
Do you know how old I was? I was 10, 12 years old.
10, 12 years old, yes.
10, 12 years old.
12 years old, yeah. 10-12 years old.
Oh, boy!
Well, that's in the countryside.
By the way, it makes me think,
the moment I discovered the echo,
the phenomenon of the echo,
I got caught with it.
Are you serious?
Did you think he was mocking you?
I was like, you know, he was like, was mocking you? I was like... I was shouting TIKI TOI!
He was like TIKI TOI TOI TOI!
I was like...
Maudit Perroquet!
And then it came back to me.
And then I went to sit in the car because my parents were waiting for me.
I was holding myself against the echo.
It's real.
And then I asked...
I said, do you know if Mrs. Carignan had a little son or something.
She said, why?
Someone was screaming all the things I was screaming.
My father said, come with me.
I screamed and she said, Jo, that's called the echo.
Did you think...
What's the name of Madame Carignan? Madame Carignan. Did you think that echo was the name of the little girl?
Madame Carignan.
Did you think that Eco was the name of the little girl?
No, I'm kidding.
Eco Carignan.
Eco Carignan.
Oh my God.
What's that?
It's your office.
Oh, it's mine.
Oh, sure.
No problem.
I put my finger in it.
No, it's mine.
It's yours.
It's yours.
It's yours. It's yours. It's yours. It's your It smells awful
I put my finger in it
No way
Thank you
Did you really put your finger in it?
Yes, because I was like what is that?
I'm embarrassed now
So that's it, Madame Carignan, it's settled
It was just me who was a little bit... How old were you? I'm not ashamed. Yeah, so that's it, Mrs. Carignan, it's settled.
It was just me who was a little...
How old were you?
Maybe 8 years old.
Just old enough to...
Yeah, it's old.
It's young, so it's cute, but it's old.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's... yeah.
Yeah, it's amazing that I wasn't in a special class at that time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, your father, after, he's like,
come on, we're going to go and choose a nice helmet for school.
A helmet with screws.
I'm going to get a little bald.
It's good, it's good.
You're from the countryside?
Yes.
Where are you from? Gentilly from Gentilly. Oh, really?
Yes, yes, that's it.
In the third grade, there's nobody.
Yann doesn't stay far from where you grew up.
He's in Deschayon.
Yes, sir.
You live there?
Yes, I do.
You do all the way?
Yes.
Oh, yes?
Yes.
You have a heartache?
Yes.
He's getting needles eyes in the face.
Oh yeah.
I think you, Yann, do everything yourself.
You'd be like making acupuncture on yourself.
On yourself.
He does everything.
He's good at it manually.
But Joe, do you want to buy a house?
Yes, I'd like that.
Yeah.
Have some little projects.
A garden.
Oh, that's it.
It's his kind. He's the same Joe, basically. That's buy a house? Yes, I'd love to. Yeah, yeah. I'd like to have some small projects. A garden.
Oh, that's it.
It's his kind.
Joe is the same.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm into those little things.
Being a little recluse.
Because I realized, finally, being in the countryside, it greatly affected my life.
I talk to trees, of course.
I love nature.
I feel like I have connections with my elders.
Do you have the impression, you grew up in Rives-Sud, I have the impression that when you come to the world in the suburbs or in the countryside,
you know, as a teenager you're like me Ast like, I want to be in town. Then you arrive in town for a couple of years and you're like,
I was good in town. I was good in the neighborhood.
All my friends bought themselves small houses, they're in the apartment,
they're like, I just want to come back to Sariv Sud.
And right now, I'm like, in my period,
long periods of
depression where I'm not a real owner.
And there are weeks like this week where I have to buy a house like tomorrow.
Like this period of anxiety.
Is it a good time? It's been a long time since I've seen prices.
Is it a good time to buy it or not?
It's not good.
It's not in the peak of the crash.
We're rising, but it's not either.
You're paying a lot for what you have at the moment.
Because there were two houses to sell, really close to our house, not expensive.
To the point that I was like, is that the problem?
What's not expensive for you? I don't know the problem. What is it? What is it? It's like, you know, it's in the old long game.
So it's all houses in my head, 1 million.
And there was a house, it was like 400,000.
And then I did, wow, it's crazy.
400,000 for a two-story house.
And then I was like, wow, it's crazy. What is that?
And then I went to see on MLS, there was another one at 300 something thousand, but they were
sold in three and a half minutes.
Then I looked and I said, OK, the others are all this.
It seems to me like a mirror full of walls.
But it looks like people, elderly people who die and their children are like, hey,
look, we don't want our parents anymore.
Yeah, that's it.
Take them, take them.
She wanted to be buried, she wanted to be cremated.
Send the invitations.
300,000 to the house and already she's funeral and my friend.
Imagine.
Steve, you know, Steve once told me,
that's why I watched it. Steve was like my director and his director.
He was like, I'm fine in condo, but I think it would be fun to have a house. But it's not affordable.
And then, as he told me, we were leaving from home, there was a house on sale, and I said, that one, Steve. I was like, what the hell? She looked like she needed love.
So I went to see MLS and she wasn't expensive.
I was like, I should go see her.
And she sold out in four days.
What is MLS?
I think it's centric.
It's called...
But you go to MLS.ca and they give you all the listings.
Oh yeah?
I was sure it was a soccer league. No, no. I'm happy. I'm happy that you asked. I would continue to do this.
MLS, so it's centered.
Nobody calls it MLS.
It's like all the remakes, all the royales, the page.
Not exclusive to the site.
Yes, that's it.
I like that, it's interesting.
I'm going to ask you to tell me the name of the site.
I'm going to ask you to tell me the name of the site.
I'm going to ask you to tell me the name of the site.
I'm going to ask you to tell me the name of the site. I'm going to ask the royal pages. Not exclusive to a site.
Yes, that's it.
I like that, I'd like to move in that area.
I like that too.
It's like Saint-Lambert but without the pretentious side.
Yes, that's it.
It's Saint-Lambert but with a couple of houses at 300,000 to make sure we're not poor either.
Yes.
I live in Saint-Lambert right now.
It's not a Sunday's noise, I see.
Yes.
It's the others It's sad.
I would spend it on Sunday.
I would spend it on my opposition group.
You're a rebel.
I'm an anarchist.
With my house in 2 million.
I'm a...
What is it?
You're on the phone.
It doesn't even make noise.
But you're like...
And then you scream,
Hey, my charger is on!
What? It's on!
No, it's not on. Yes, it's on!
Come see!
You're the one calling the police.
Look, I'm telling you,
check in the morning,
if it's the same day, it was the same day.
Fuck you!
I was doing the gauze. Come get me, you guys! Come get me!
That's absurd!
Stimulating.
St. Lambert, should we do with a little budget?
Open a goat trailer on Sunday?
Come eat the world's goat, it's a panic!
It's good, yeah.
But are you good there?
Yeah, it's crazy, it's really nice.
The world is like, who knows what you do in St. Lambert.
It's really a nice city.
It's really beautiful.
The restaurants are good. It's really beautiful. The restaurants are good.
Yes, it's really fun. I've never crossed the bridge of life. I've never lived in Montreal.
It seems that...
You've never tried it, let's say...
No, I like being close. The proximity took me 15 minutes to get here.
That's really the discourse of the people who live in Saint-Lambert to try to convince that it's a good choice.
But I don't know...
The city is not for me.
It took me 10 minutes today.
Yeah, at fucking Vitton, Camino Tours.
It took you 10 minutes, but we started at 6 and you got there at 6.5.
That's it!
At 6 o'clock, he texted us and I'm there at 10.
You really didn't arrive at 10.
It's not me who texted you.
It's Alexis.
It's Alexis.
He wanted to...
I knew I wasn't there at 10.
My worst nightmare in life is getting there late.
Oh yeah.
Are you well, let's say, or getting there late in life is to arrive late. Oh yeah. Are you okay with arriving late in life?
I'm always bad, but I'm always late.
Are you late?
I'm often late.
I didn't know that.
You know, there are people who are always late and are at ease with that.
I'm never at ease with that.
I'm always not well and I'm like, there, there, you're a jerk.
Chris, you'll have to learn that you start at such a time to arrive,
but I always arrive late or tight.
Tight is less serious.
Yes.
But tight, but five minutes in the wrong direction.
Yes, yes.
So, you know, it's at seven o'clock, I arrive at seven and five,
and I don't do it anymore, but in time, sometimes I put my watch back on 5 minutes late.
I didn't talk about it, I just sat down.
You're late, eh?
No, he's...
A little bragging.
You're bragging late.
I guess that's what happened in the 90s. There was no way around it.
Yeah, because our watches weren't set.
It's tough to do...
Yeah, everything is set.
Unless you do the thing where you do a screen grab and you open your photos.
And then you're like, huh? No!
You're so good!
I just said that, but it, but it works!
You're a jerk!
I'm going to do it!
I'm not practical!
What are you doing? You're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not good at it, and I'm doing 11 more.
You know, this week I had a blood test, and my blood test meeting was at 8.45,
and I arrived at 8.48, and I was stressed, and then one year I did it.
It's a blood test, you're kidding!
Yeah, yeah.
It's not a meeting.
At the limit, the person after me would pass.
I arrived and they lived. The girl didn't even realize I was late.
I said, excuse me, I'm late. She was like, you were booked for what time?
I said, I don't know. But yeah, that's it. I wasn't know, but I was not well.
I always arrive in a rush, full of traffic, but I never enter in advance.
I'm often waiting for a 2 hours in my car, I'm that person, so I'm a loser.
I was just waiting for me to come in.
Do you know how uncomfortable it is?
I'm waiting for her to come in.
When you see someone from Parkid coming in, you're like...
Oh, damn it!
And you don't want her to come in!
I don't know what's more uncomfortable,
that or just a little...
In the window, you see Mike. What are you doing?
I just arrived.
I'm so scared of this. Martin often plays my first games.
We leave the South River and he stays in small Italy.
It's a bit of a struggle.
We always leave home during peak hours.
We arrive at 4.30, so I know that at 3.15,
Perry is in the street and he doesn't want to disturb.
I look at him and I'm like,
Can you come in?
Excuse me, excuse me.
He always arrives at 1.10. Oh no, excuse me, excuse me. He's always laughing. You know it's good for Paris.
One hour and six minutes.
And in a residential area,
the same car always comes to park at 3.15.
Just at the end of the class.
It's like, damn!
You better get him in,
otherwise he's the one who be the one getting in.
I've worked a lot on this, so I'm less worse than I was.
I'm really less worse.
It's forgivable since you're apologizing, but I have some trouble with people who don't even apologize for being 20 minutes late.
I should apologize.
No, not you Joe!
Oh yeah!
I realized that I had forgotten that you were late.
That we're like, I'm the one who's late!
It's the assholes who have no respect!
And you two, I was with you guys.
I was the same age as you.
I forgot I was late.
It's because you're crazy that you're like, I'm always late.
But you weren't technically late.
You thought it was at 7am.
Well, in my agenda, it was written 7am.
Even if it's the 29th time you can listen to him, he's always at 6 o'clock.
For real, that's it. I thought it was at 6 o'clock.
Yeah, he's always at 6 o'clock.
Since the beginning?
Yeah. You were like 15 and they changed.
Yeah, I did.
I was like, they're at 7 o'clock.
That's the fun.
It's possible. He'll be invented.
He'll be invented.
He's like, Chris, alright. His head. Well, no, I'm sorry. I'm going to apologize to the whole of Quebec.
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
Hey, Yann, do you have any questions?
Yes, there are three.
Are there any questions about the time?
Yeah.
I feel like shit.
Dan is asking the question for the three of them.
What is the biggest shock you have ever had?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don. Yeah. I feel bad.
Dan is asking the question for the three of you.
What is the biggest cultural shock you have experienced in a trip?
My cultural shock?
I'm mad.
Oh, Chris, that's a good question.
Which one will I choose?
That's a good face of... Which one will I choose?
Well, the cultural shock, I don't know.
Wait, ok.
I have a story, I was in...
The price of peaches at B.Como.
It was super cool.
The fucking cat is a sweet peach!
The fuck, it's a fish!
Yes. Go ahead.
Once I was in Tuscany, Italy, and we were going to a small village where there was nothing going on.
There was only one Airbnb available in that area, otherwise it was just the locals.
It was called Cacciana Alta. It was a tiny little town.
It was a huge bus ride to get there.
When we got there, we were dropped off at the last stop,
which wasn't where we were supposed to go.
They only speak Italian. There's no one who speaks English.
We were trying to make them understand.
We arrived and we weren't in the right place.
I was traveling with my ex.
We were kind of scared.
It wasn't scary. It was a really cute and safe village.
But we had so many language barriers that we weren't even able to explain.
We went to such an Airbnb.
Even showing the photos on our cell, we couldn't make ourselves understood.
No, it's just the Italians who look at the photos and go, wow, what a photo!
Yeah, wow, that's it, exactly!
And you know, I was kind of in panic and I was like, I was crying, I was really tired
and I had a heartache. So we showed and and we were still in Casciana Alta, the place we were going to, but it was so small and everyone knew each other.
The lady said, she understood that we were tourists, she said, you had to go there.
She brought us there and we were scared.
We were going to someone we didn't know.
We didn't know if we were in the right place.
We were at the Italian Nonna, it was so nice that it were in the right place. We were at the Nonna Italien, it was so nice.
It was the right place, but we arrived there without any fear,
without the language barrier at 100%.
And it was a big cultural shock.
It was a bit more philosophical.
It was in Cameroon, I don't know if it will be clear,
but I had 10 hours of road before I got home, and when I stepped foot in the country,
I was looking at people's houses, and I was still vulnerable and scared by everything I received as information.
And I was telling myself, in 10 hours, I'm home. I'm in my house from here.
And my North American mentality made that house, a house, a standard house, pre-established.
And the more we moved forward, the more I looked at the house and I was like,
damn, is this going to be my house?
And when I arrived at my house, I was like, OK, that's it, little floor,
no windows, just bars to prevent people from entering, but not mosquitoes.
So that was my shock.
Ok, ok, that's someone's house.
It's crazy when you realize how lucky we are.
That we, North Americans, my house,
I imagine that two floors,
installation, little parking,
I get there, I'm like...
The roof, the holes...
How long did you stay there? Three months. The Hey! It was written, Wi-Fi included, TV included.
Prohibition break. No, no.
Ok, perfect.
I went there to discover the world.
Were you alone?
Yes and no. Yes, I was alone.
What do you mean by that now?
Well, let's say I've liquidated two of my partners.
No, no.
I think I've already told you here, but there were two people who came with me.
They were really scared the first night they came back.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
And you stayed?
Yeah.
Like a good old new-fee.
But it's still long.
Three months, it's long. Yeah, yeah, I had time to... You had time to... you lived there.
It's not just that you went there.
And especially, you know, I don't have a gang.
So it's always in... including yourself with the other.
Because I don't have my gang, let's say, we're just hanging out.
Well, it's not a place where there are experts.
No, no, no, no.
So it was you.
Yeah, me.
You weren't just a regular guy, you were a regular guy.
Yeah, yeah.
I was a regular guy.
I was a regular guy.
I was a regular guy.
I was a regular guy.
I was a regular guy.
I was a regular guy.
I was a regular guy.
I was a regular guy.
I was a regular guy.
I was a regular guy. I was a regular guy. I was a regular guy.'re together. Well, it's not a place where there are experts.
No, no, no.
So it was you.
Yeah, me.
You weren't with an organization X...
No.
Well, I'm not expressing myself right now, but you know...
No, I understand.
You weren't with...
Yes, I was with an OSBL called Nafty Foundation.
But you know, it's even...
To walk in the streets and see all the schools pointing at me,
saying,
Kimbam! Kimbam!
And that meant the white man, you know?
So it's like...
The white man.
And was it in the right way that he was screaming that?
Or, you know...
It was like...
It was like,
Hey, hey, excuse me!
No, it was really like...
We were surprised to see a white man. Oh yeah. There are a lot of people for whom, hey, excuse me. No, it was really like, we were surprised to see a white man.
There are a lot of people for whom there, sometimes I was the first white that they saw.
I had a very strange recreation at one point where we started to,
the young people started to take off my clothes.
And then it was like, whoop, whoop.
But you know, there was nothing to, so it was was like after that, they wanted to see, you know, they wanted to see.
They wanted to see if you were really...
Oh, yeah!
...fabulous everywhere.
Yeah yeah.
And then you know, I'll always remember, there was a little guy, he was holding my leg, he was lifting my leg and he looked at me like this.
White man, your legs are fat!
I was like, oh yeah! I was like, ok, yeah.
I'm going!
But yeah.
That's the best sentence a child can say to a man
to make sure he not to get abused.
You're the only one who's in that shape.
The guy in those clothes, you're really chubby.
We're going to make him tapiroula, but we're not going to...
I lived more like a tabarnak, I look good.
You know, I look tasty in those eyes.
Maybe.
Maybe.
I admit.
It was little tables of wow wow.
I know what...
Chicken thighs.
I can already see you in the Maggi.
Oh my God. Yeah, that would be it. I can already see you in the Maggi.
Yeah, that would be it. That's good.
I think the thing that stabilized me the most in my life is when I was in China,
to see...
I was Michel who dropped me off at the airport,
and he was with his guy, I don't remember when,
I was 7 or 8 years old.
And at 8, you're pretty big for...
When I was 8, we were just sitting, no seatbelt in the car.
But now, he has a little booster.
8 years old, you're big enough to have a little booster, but not understand the echo.
Yes, that's it. Exactly.
So, I'm talking about Quebec reality.
A 8-year-old child has his little baby seat.
I get there and the first day, I see a guy in a car with an air fridge.
He moved an air fridge under his car, and there was a baby in front of him.
So there was a fridge and a baby.
Where was the baby?
On the handlebar.
I think he was in the middle of the fridge and the handlebar? I think he was between the fridge and the handlebar.
He was maybe on the fridge.
It's like, blurry.
I'm sure I put him in the fridge for his safety.
But I was like...
I was like, Chris, go on two trips.
Leave the baby on the street and go with the fridge.
You're so creative. the street, and you leave with the fresh air. You're Clément Roche-Dante, you make two trips.
Or you bring the baby first.
In my head, it's like, you're a bastard, you don't travel in a motorcycle fridge.
Yeah, yeah, but I was like, well, that's it.
Imagine, in an electric scooter, you just want to get a fridge with two hands that holds it in your hand. But it had marked me to what extent the world was in chaos.
I saw so many people with objects that you shouldn't drag in a car.
And they were all dragging in a car.
It's hot. The Ministry of Transport is very quick to stop us. I saw this week that there was a move in the Montreal subway.
Like the do's and don'ts, they were using their electric cars in the subway.
They could be very strong.
Passing over the...
It's a long way to the subway.
What the hell?
You buy a ticket, buy a ticket to the fridge and you push it to...
I don't know if they stopped or what, but they moved in the back.
You should see the law.
There's no law for that.
It's very weird. Where do you put the fridge?
Instead of bikes in the front.
I don't know.
It's weird.
At least for those who have electric markets, it's okay.
Yes.
But that...
Chris, it must be weird when you're sitting in the subway and you see someone with his dryer.
Yes, yes.
Sitting on his own couch.
Oh, yes. Exactly. Sitting on his own couch. Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
He's sitting on his own couch!
Oh my God!
I wonder what happens if you sit on your couch and a pregnant woman comes in
and you have to tell her to sit down.
You have to tell the citizens, you have to tell Mrs. Manson, sorry, it's our turn.
That's a mess. I like that about the world.
Me too.
Chris, it impresses me.
There's something that happened that's not in the same...
in the same style, but I think it's going in the same direction.
Camps came back on Notre Dame and everything.
And then I went to a camp and I was like,
Wow, it's really hot, there are a lot of beautiful flowers.
And then I went to Oshlaga Maisonneuve, the group.
And there's a lady who says, I found my gardeners, she was on that field.
No!
Frig! The guy, he goes out of his tent in the morning, He says, I found my gardeners, they were on this land. No! You're kidding!
The guy, he leaves his tent in the morning, he doesn't have a thousand plants to fly.
We're all at home, I tell you.
My gardeners!
And it's like, it's funny, the fly.
It's flat for people who have flowers.
It's like a crime, but it's funny.
It's like the crime but There's a lot of people who want you to talk about the episode of the Chaser Ball.
Do you have any anecdotes that we didn't know?
No, well, apart from Anthony Vandramp who tore his pectoralis major in his second throw,
the guy is full of enchantment and he arrives, we're at the Chaser Ball,
it's an episode that we organized in my podcast. And now he doesn't even know.
So now you know how to play Balloon Chasseur.
A tournament with Mégane Brouillard and Charles-Antoine, who are the animators.
I taped Go-Bros all over the place.
There's a friend who came with a drone.
And now it's like, from the audience, from the Patreons who come to play in teams with us.
Martin Lozon and his team, and there's a lot of people from the Patreons.
It's still funny because it's good to do, you know,
there are presentations in the episode,
I'll send you the link, and it's like,
Patrick Larouche!
But nobody knows, it's a Patreon, you know,
but he does that to the camera.
And then, Antoine Vendran, he got two shots,
the pectoral he tore.
Damn, fuck!
Thomas LeVag had brought a friend who is a doctor.
The doctor played with him, but he said,
I think you need to help yourself.
That surprises me that Thomas has a doctor friend.
That caught my attention.
It's true.
He needed that, Mike. Thomas needed a medical friend.
He's a doctor.
And Thomas was perfect.
He arrived like last minute.
Thomas must be good at his partner.
He's surprising in all his interactions.
He was screaming after the world.
He arrived with a 24 to get a raid.
And the funniest thing is that I put the list up and there's a new Patrion member called Tom Tootety.
OK.
I put the list up and I sent it to Alexis, my manager, and said, contact these people.
And then at some point, I look in the artists' magnum and you have Thomas LeVac who's like, I have to be the cracker, I'm the crack tired, but I'm like, I'm calling Alexis, I'm like, Chris, Thomas isn't in the project.
It's him, Tom Toody.
Tom Toody, it's not him, it's another one, but my manager, he did it, it must be Thomas who calls tomorrow,
because Joe gives nicknames.
Oh, you have to call Thomas.
So, so now, the one who is the most intense in the group, who drops the calls, who's going to beat everyone,
it's my Thomas LeVac, I'm like, but he's not invited to the activity, is he?
I'm like,
Chris, you think you can send a fair par to Thomas
and your wedding is right there in the background.
You're stressing out all the time.
Fair par!
And he's the one who arrived, the first one,
with his 24 together rate.
Oh yeah, let's play, Joe, let's play!
I was like, yeah, yeah.
He must have some figure in his moves.
Yeah, he was perfect, really.
It really hit like a football.
Not like the others.
No?
No, it wasn't that bad.
And Dodgeball Montreal was there too.
So they helped us coordinate the event with the rules and everything.
It was hot.
How many games did you play?
I think we played six games.
We played tournaments.
There were three teams.
Each team met.
After that, there was the semi-final and the final.
And what kind of business are you going to do again?
I'd like that, for real.
Is it fun to create?
It's fun to organize stuff.
And it's also in the goal of this Snake, Max Gervais.
It's a podcast.
I push the limits of what a podcast is I push the limits of what is a podcast.
I don't stop saying that this is a podcast.
And he's like, no, no!
I'm like, yes.
There are animators, we talk.
Next year, if they do it again,
I will join, I will join a team
in the under-schools.
That's what we would like to do.
A tour of the podcasts. That would be good.
I can't wait to see your team.
But without Rancune Yann.
Chantal Yann.
Chantal Yann is a bitch.
Michel Gragnier.
Aweyanele.
Jer-Alain Siband is substituted.
It's going to be wet.
Yann, another question.
Mathieu asks, how do you make the debt of your ideas that you think are good but that you don't have the means to realize?
Well, I talk about it to everyone with a grudge. No.
It's a good question.
I have trouble answering that.
It seems like I put them aside
or that I try to find a way to integrate them
without it costing me.
That's it.
Oh, OK. I see.
I try to deploy them in small budgets,
but for them to exist anyway.
I have... That's it. All the ideas I have, when it's expensive, I always find a way to do it without me paying.
Yeah.
You know, let's say the Bell Centre. I was going to say, my idea never cost me anything.
But I was like, Chris, the Bell Centre costs $500,000.
The Modeste Festival.
There's a riser.
I always organize myself so that...
Hey, I have an idea!
Hey, pay for that!
And... yeah, that's it.
I organize myself, it doesn't cost me anything.
It's one of the very good ways to's it. I'm not going to say it's not expensive. It's one of the best ways to do it.
I want to thank the Albert Rousseau Hall.
The modest festival, when we had the idea,
it was just that we thought, hey, the hall is available,
we could do five shows, and then we said,
hey, it would be fun to put a stage outside.
And I'm like, every time I give ideas and I have a partner,
if they say, it's too expensive, I always say, I'll pay for it.
I'll pay for it.
So I'm always like that.
And then they feel cheap.
Yeah.
Not paying.
So, but I wanted to really pay for the stage outside.
I said, look, I'm going to pay for the stage, I'm going to pay for the equipment, I'm going to pay for everything, I'm going to pay for the lighting, I'm going to pay for everything.
And then it was bad, no, no, look, we're going to provide the stage, we're going to provide it.
So in the end, it just cost me the hand of all the humans on the ground, the tech and the artists. So it really didn't cost much for the event.
Otherwise, it would have cost 100,000$ and it would have cost 15,000$ or I don't know how much.
There is still a lot of money, but it's not 100,000$.
Do you have times where you get caught saying that?
No.
I'm going to pay for it.
No, because when...
Yes, it happened a lot that they made me pay for it and to pay for it. No, because when... He's going to pay for it. No, when...
Yes, yes, yes, it often happens that they make me pay here and I pay for it.
And then you go, where?
No.
You don't want to?
Every time, he pays me back.
You know, like a money, just for fun, we wanted...
I don't remember what we wanted to do, but he was like...
I think it's the Paintball thing with Pierre Hébert.
He was like, no, no, we can't do that. We put all the budget on the gala in Rachid.
And I was like, how much is it? How much?
No, no, but Chris, we need to have a guy. It took a guy from the police, to be sure. Everything was fine.
I was like, OK, how much does it cost?
It's expensive.
And it was like, how much?
It was like 400 dollars.
And I was like, huh?
You're a partner!
You're a festival that's worth 58 million.
And I was like, I'm going to pay him 400 dollars.
And then I had made a check of 400 dollars 800 or 1000 dollars, and then they are excused two weeks later.
Because they saw the expenses and they had to have a written expense.
It's a bill sent to Mike Ward because he paid.
But that's it. Usually, people feel bad.
It works. It works all the time.
So that's our thing.
But I don't do stage, it's more radio shows, series, stuff like that.
And I'm the mess in my cell notes.
And let's say once every three months, I do a cleaning of all the ideas I had to...
A little tidbit. I did a 3 month clean up of all the ideas I had to......pick up.
And I transformed them.
I feel like this clean up that I did in the 3 months of my notes...
...it was going to make them live in a different way.
So your film ideas eventually become a chronicle.
That's it.
FMI.
In a block pose.
Yeah. But it looks like it's...
It's the film in the credits.
One thing I'm going to do.
I have 23 pages that came in 2 minutes.
Like...
Do you like carrots?
You listen to it and you're like, Chris, are you making a little tonic?
Yeah.
But it's a good way to do it.
Sometimes, for example, I'm like, I'm tired of hearing that, but it's too expensive.
I'm like, oh yeah, okay, so it blocks.
There are a lot of things that block sometimes to do.
Oh yeah, so it costs too much, but in the end, it's just that we don't want to... But when you arrive in brainstorm, do you think about the financial side of the patent?
Or at the beginning, you don't censor yourself?
In my head, everything is done, even if there is no money.
I'm the same generation as the Chickenswells, that they were doing incredible things with nothing.
And even, I find, not having money often takes you automatically more creative.
Because you don't have a choice.
If, let's say, you give me 10 million,
creating is easy, doing something good with 10 million.
But with nothing, you have to be creative.
So, I never thought, but at the same time, my have to be creative. I never thought about it.
But at the same time, I always thought about movies.
It's not expensive to make.
It takes a while to make a micro.
There's some stock there.
No, no.
We understand each other.
Yes, that's well said.
You see, sometimes people who have 10 million budget, it doesn't go far either.
In the sense that, Asti, it was done because he thought that with 10 million, he could do it.
Oh yeah.
Versus a good idea.
Often, when you don't have a budget, people forgive more mistakes.
I noticed that with the first years of listening, people were like,
Hey, Asti, hey, Chris, it's fun.
Well, it was weird, but because they knew we didn't have a budget,
but if I had been, if it was produced by Radio Can,
or if there was a big TVA team, they would have done a lot.
Chris, you know what this is?
Why is the host so mad at this guy? It doesn't work!
No, man!
I'm thinking about that. You don't feel that sometimes,
when there are more projects that are like a boat,
we try to stick two pieces together.
When you get comments that are so spicy,
they say it's not budget.
And they do things like,
Hey, that piece was bad, but I understand you didn't have budget.
And you're like, oh, that's not why it was bad.
I would have raised 500,000 for that piece.
It wouldn't have been better.
We would have just had nice wigs and everything.
Yeah.
In any case.
Yann, how many are left?
There's one left.
Ok.
It's for Joe, maybe we'll have to...
I have the impression that the podcast hasn't started for a long time,
but it's just that it hasn't been long.
It's been a long time!
It's been two hours!
It's been two hours!
I closed my eyes with that, but I had the same reaction.
When I saw you taking questions, I was like,
where did you find that flat? It's like, no, it's true, I was like, ok, you can find that in the hat too.
It's like, no, it's true, I'm a bit better late.
By the way, I can't help but tell you, but you look like Bud Spencer.
Who is Bud Spencer?
Oh yes, I had never thought of that, but it's because of the blue.
Bud Spencer was always in blue. I don't even know who he is. You don't know who Bud Spencer was always blue. He was often blue. I don't even know who he is.
Who is Bud Spencer?
Is he in Eastbound and Down?
No, no, no. He's a 1980s star.
Wow!
You'll google Bud Spencer.
You'll be insulted.
It's like, you'll be like
Yann and the little Cameroonian.
He says I have big legs.
Bud Spencer is a big man.
It's French film.
No, it was American, but it was just Quebec translations.
Or was it French?
It's Italian.? Italian, Italian.
It's Italian, yeah.
Bud Spencer is Italian.
Wait a minute!
You're kidding!
When you read the name, the Italian word,
you're really Italian!
Yeah.
You're kidding!
I had seen a Bud Spencer movie in the past
that was a football player, and there was nothing in the film that looked credible, and now everything has been explained.
He was a football player, like in the NFL, but then I was like, I don't feel like NFL, and I was like, maybe it's like the CFL? And no, it was the IFL.
But he thought it was football.
I saw the French versions, so I didn't notice.
It seems to be a career move, because his real name is Carlo Pedersoli.
And Terrence Hill, who played all the time with him.
Lucie is not his real name, his real name is...
Benny Hill!
It's Mario Girotti, so it's two Italians, but to break it I guess...
It was the time of that, Ken Urie, what games did his agent say he was a nasty thing?
Oh, I don't remember, for example.
Well, Yann, I thank you for your name, it was a nasty thing. I don't remember. Well, Yann, I'll put you in a crisis of compliments, it's good.
The worst, we'll call it because, you know, it's Bud Spencer and what's the other name?
Terrence Hill.
Terrence Hill. You know, Joe Corme fits the name.
We'll learn that his name is not Joe Corme, it's like Antonio de la Poli.
I'm the son of Bob Spencer.
The question is from Dom, he asks for Joe, did you find the owner of the barrel lost in the canal? Can you explain a little bit? Yes, the last time I came here, I had...
I said I had been on the Du Moine river
and I had found a bari
as a gift.
And then I spoke to the bari owner
but it's not clear.
There are two or three people who have shown up.
So I don't know who it's for.
Oh!
Hey, that's a good show.
You know, let's say...
A wooden barrie.
No, a plastic barrie that you can put your stuff in.
There were old clothes, stuff like that.
So this person listens to it again, she writes to me once,
she didn't give me a place to meet or anything,
I still have the barrie at home, it's yours.
Hey, imagine the show, that's it.
It's evil.
It makes me kidnap myself, it's called Au Fond du Barry.
But yeah, tell Dom that I'm looking for him.
Thanks, Yann.
And ask, Dom, did you have the time to say if you're the Barry or not?
No, he was just a curious person.
I'm a curious person.
That's fun.
I think there are people who wrote to you to tell you that it was them.
Yeah, but there's one that I suspect is him plus the others.
What happens in your life when you pretend to have lost a Barry It's a naive joke. He's going to believe me.
He's going to come and wear this Barry.
I'm going to see Barry. By the way, Barry has some shoes.
Yes, he had shoes.
They're old shoes.
No, not so much.
Is it worth your money?
The bag was not open.
It's more for Barry.
I understand.
Yes, no. I think we were there in July and they were there in June.
So the bar was there for a month.
But there are several people who are scratching in that bottle.
It's been so long that, let's say, in order to know if the bar is really theirs,
you add other things in the bar and you say, what was there, what wasn't there?
But even the real person, she wouldn't know.
when you're there four years later,
you're like, did I have socks on or did I have Mr. Freeze?
Yeah, no, so that's it.
Thank you Dom.
It's odd that,
I find it odd too that people are interested in it, but...
The Barrier's Quay.
That's a good name, Tabarnak, La Quelle du Barry.
Exclusive to your Patreons.
Yeah.
I document.
It's like a 1 minute video
of me giving the barrel to someone.
Yeah.
Hi!
You sell that, you make a big trailer.
It's going to be a series.
You hire the GE gang to make anime.
I hire the GE gang in the fighting time, you're hot on the job.
Listen, I have two frauds that did the same thing as losing a husband.
If you don't get on board, it doesn't bother me. Me and my pay.
Come on!
It's funny.
It's funny.
We're done. It's a perfect gag. Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you Joe, thank you Chloe.
Thank you, thank you Joe, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you to you all. Thank you Yann, see you soon, thank you. You