Mike Ward Sous Écoute - #540 - Erich Preach et Thomas Levac
Episode Date: August 4, 2025Pour cet épisode spécial de "Sous Écoute dans ton salon", Mike et son équipe se rendent à Mont-Laurier, dans une shop à bois, pour y accueillir Erich Preach et Thomas Levac. On y parle ...de meurtriers en série et de diabète.---------Pour vous procurer la Ward Vodka - http://wardvodka.ca/ et la Ward Diet Cola - http://wardcola.ca/Pour vous procurer des billets du spectacle Modeste - https://mikeward.ca/fr--------Patreon - http://Patreon.com/sousecouteTwitter - http://twitter.com/sousecouteFacebook - https://www.facebook.com/sousecoute/instagram - https://www.instagram.com/sousecouteTwitch - https://www.twitch.tv/sousecouteDiscord - https://discord.gg/6yE63Uk ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
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In direct from La Chope à bois to Montleurier, here is Mike Ward, under listening!
Thank you very much! Good evening, welcome to Mike Ward's Underwear. So happy to be here. We did a contest,
win Mike Ward in your living room.
And Olivier, you won!
Olivier Rémillard,
applaud your friend Olivier!
And now,
you,
we're not, it's not your house,
or at least I hope not.
I would have died longer I think.
So here, it's the old the old wood shop of your grandfather.
So you have remodeled this, and it's really cool with the stage.
When Michel sent me the photos today, I was like,
oh, it's crazy, you patented an air-cleaner,
you have an alcohol permit?
It's crazy!
We worked hard! We worked hard, I can tell you!
There was a night where we had to heat up the wood
to the maximum to dry the air.
Ok!
It was hot in your mouth!
No, it must be! So, yesterday,
instead of celebrating Saint-Jean
like everyone else,
you were in the shop doing Christmas to Mike Ward.
Fuck off!
It's better to be funny.
I'm really happy.
Thank you.
I think you know it.
When I met Jason, who has been on my social media for a long time, he had won the first contest, win a mic in your living room.
So I just want you to know, you'll have to take care of my social networks.
I can take care of it.
Yes, thank you very much. Thank you.
Thank you.
I wanted to thank you for the welcome and I wanted everyone to see you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you very much.
Thank you.
And that's it. I should have asked while you very much. Thank you. And that's it.
I should have asked while you were there.
Alcohol.
That's what Michel told me. With the sale of alcohol,
you put it back to who?
At the daily bill.
What is that?
It's a food counter here in Montlore.
The president.
Callis.
It's not Donald Trump. I didn't know Donald Trump was there.
But no, thank you, bravo, bravo for that.
So, drink.
It's rare that you can get drunk in a shop and that you do it for a good cause.
I help the world. We're going...
Yann, I'd also like to give a big round of applause to Steve,
who is there, who is my director of the shooting.
Usually he doesn't do it.
The sub-listeners brought him just to make sure.
Because it's...
I had no idea.
Before coming here, it's really impressive. There's a stage, there's Chantal. You brought Chantal from Montreal! It doesn't make any sense. So now we're going to have a big podcast for you guys.
The guys are just behind the door over there.
Oh yeah, it's funny, I see an arm.
No, it's Michel's arm, but I'm really happy that it's for them.
We're going to have fun, we're going to live what we can.
These are sub-listeners, they're going to live off of what? These are listening habits, these are listening favorites.
Ladies and gentlemen, here are Thomas LeVac and Eric Preach! Wow! Hello! You're here, you're here! You're here, you're here!
You're here, you're here!
You're here, you're here!
You're here, you're here!
You're here, you're here!
Hi, the wood shop!
Alright!
I'm sad it's high.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, on the floor, I know how high the stage is, but...
Because there are only saws.
That's nice.
You're extraordinary.
It's the worst experience of my life.
For real.
Are you guys ok?
Yeah.
Let's hear it for who has already touched his cousin.
That's a lie.
Did you get stung in your eye? He would have already touched his cousin. That's a lie.
Did you ever get a sting in your mouth?
The big fly is the one who...
The big fly that was there, it was a problem.
I felt like an announcement of World Vision.
There was a big fly in the trunk, and I was like, hey there's a big fly, and Steve was like, oh it's okay, but he said that because he wasn't in the trunk. No, that's right.
So, oh yeah, it stung you?
Well, it didn't sting me, but it was turning around. It started to be a problem when it started to drink your beer.
Okay.
Now I'm like, okay, my chum, relax.
Well, anyway.
We don't drink.
What do you want to drink?
Can we give drinks?
I don't know, what was it, my guy?
Gin Tonic is good for me.
Just in my cup, it would have been better.
I would take
a Meccalo Bolcho, please.
What do you?
A Coke Vodka.
Oh yes!
What?
Coke Vodka?
I'll take another Coke Vodka first.
I'm an influencer.
Influencer.
That's where you see I'm easy to influence.
You can go around.
Let's jump on the stage.
Thanks, my man.
I like how funny it is that we haven't talked all along since we ordered.
We're just watching.
That's crazy.
It's Saint-Jean.
It's Saint-Jean.
Happy Saint-Jean, everyone!
Yes!
Did you vote yes or no?
I never voted in a referendum.
Were you old?
I was 8 years old in the first one.
The second one?
The second one, I just didn't vote.
Did you forget or...?
No, but it's like that.
It didn't interest me at the time.
Because I was like, if we split, I'll be happy.
If we don't split, I'll be happy.
But the next one, I would vote happy. Without separating, I won't be happy. But next time, I'll vote yes.
Let's go!
Ok!
I was too young, I was in high school.
Who did you vote for?
I don't know what the issues were.
Me neither.
I was in high school, I was in high school, one year.
Thank you.
I had friends in high school who were like, yes, no.
Do you remember what your parents told you? You don't know what's going on.
I'm doing that again, my friend.
Fair, I understand, but just that at the time, I didn't know exactly what was going on.
I didn't know how to vote because my ex, she worked in a company that
was a textile company and she said, Quebec was split, she would close the shop and move to Ontario.
So just for that, I wanted to vote yes.
To go to the showbash.
Yes, they get China in 3 years with the police. No, no, but you know, it was just...
I hate that, the threats.
Someone who says, vote, vote no, otherwise you'll lose your job.
I was like, especially me, I was like, it wasn't my job.
But how... I'm open.
Yeah, that's it.
You were too young to vote.
I was 7 years old, I accompanied my dad to vote.
I remember accompanying my dad in the gym. I remember I accompanied my dad to the gym.
You didn't have the right to go into the cabin with him?
No, but it's for other reasons.
He didn't trust me.
No, I didn't go into the cabin.
He told me...
Did everyone say that you were afraid that your father would vote for you.
No! To vote for the other incest, to kill the incest.
No joke.
He was doing it slowly, so it's less serious.
But he voted yes and there was a lot of pain when...
You, the vote yes-no was something else. It was a finger in the ass.
You voted yes-no, that was something else. You had a finger in your ass.
You voted no and you said,
it's really no.
Yes, really. I was going to vote.
Did you see how soon Carparizo said
it was the fault of the vote of ethnicity and money?
I had...
For real, I laughed hard.
Because I was like,
oh, Christ, it's... a guy under there who could say...
He was pumped, huh?
Yes, I was.
He was pumped.
I remember, when I had done the pitch for Sous Écoute, at Musique Plus at the time,
and at Radio Énergie, I had told them, you know, it would be discussions between humorists,
and with a couple of glasses in the
heart.
And the two of them were like, yeah, but alcohol is not necessary.
I said, alcohol makes you 100% naked.
I said, Paris Eau, if there weren't two glasses in the heart, they wouldn't have talked about
money and ethnic vote.
It's something that had...
Inside.
It's a little cross under the heart.
The thing is, it's a scratch on the heart, but...
You know, there was no mistake.
No, no, there was 100% right.
Because I think that there was 100%...
I know that the delivery was fucked up, but...
I think that the liberals had bought...
Not bought, but there was like...
They bought the votes, that's what it is.
And it's a little bit like that that happened. So but they bought the votes. And that's what happened.
I understand...
Yes, they did exactly that.
Once, my father worked in the city center,
and he was on René Lévesque,
and he received a flag from Canada on his head.
There was a time when people were encouraged to vote no,
they put money in it,
and they put a flag on the population.
No, but it was more than that.
It was like they paid people.
When people gave their citizens a pack of people
by telling them,
Don't forget about me!
Don't forget your boys!
So that's what happened.
Except this guy...
Except this guy, it wasn't money.
It was poverty.
I can hear you.
Except that it took money to do the process of...
Ok, we're healthy, healthy.
So it was money that was subsidized.
So that's what I mean by money. I don't mean that these people were rich...
I mean they wanted to say that there was more money.
More money is a campaign, you can do more advertising...
That's it! So with hindsight, I understand what you're trying to say...
If I go home and I deliver you a pizza and the box is upside down,
your delivery is fucked up, It's still a pizza.
So there was a little bit of a real...
In what they said, it's just the pizza upside down.
So it's really sad.
And even to the point that if you live a pizza and you're a little hot,
the pizza will be upside down.
You're a little hot.
There's your pizza.
You're there, damn it.
That's it.
A little bit of that.
Hey, that was funny.
I'll see a little bit. That's it. That was funny.
Did you do shows in Saint-Jean?
Usually it's musical.
Yes.
Two years ago,
I did the show
in Longueuil, the 23rd and 24th.
Oh, yes.
It was weird because
the 23rd, they hired Klee and Friends, a great band but they're
doing English tunes.
And they asked them to translate their song and it was fucking weird.
And on the 24th, it was Roxanne Bruno, someone I didn't know.
I think I knew her but I had never heard her on
the radio. And she was hot. She was fucked up. Fucked up.
And she was funny.
And she was funny. And when I stopped making music and making town of Villere. Ok. Why?
So it's going well. Villere yesterday, the woodchop today, New York tomorrow.
The only thing I did cool during St. Jean, never, never, no one says he represents our province Thomas.
I have the most in the audience. I was like, everyone agrees that the tax money doesn't go to me.
And there's a lot of referendums on that, it's 100% past.
I remember what we were doing when we were 14,
or rather 16 to 18 years old, we went to shows on Maison Neuve.
The day before, my friend and I, Matthew Hartman,
we went to Rollerblade.
Okay.
And we hid tequila bottles in the Maison Ne house so that the next day we could drink tequila
during the shows.
You hid bottles in the new house?
The new house is not a person.
No, no, in the park we dug.
We dug and put the bottles in the new house.
Okay, because you know, we put bottles in the new house, that's fucked up.
How did you find your bottles the next day?
one, you just had that to think about because you were 14 years old
and then you put the little rocks
ok, but you're not afraid if there are 82,000 people
that someone crosses the rock?
I didn't even arrive
so you found the bottles
living on the edge!
That's it.
I come from Quebec, and back then,
the big show was in Quebec,
but back then there was no show, it was a fire.
There was the fire of Saint-Jean,
no ban, nothing, just a fire.
Everyone was under red, well frozen,
and a year ago, a guy threw himself in the fire.
And then they did...
Ok, we'll put out the fires.
We'll engage artists.
And then we were in Tabarnak for the first two years.
And then, to calm the people in Quebec,
they did, we'll put on shows.
And it's so much better a show than someone who burns.
It's so much better a show than someone who burns.
But I really liked that. But with hindsight, it was...
We were just going there to get bored and watch a fire.
And was the fire organized?
Yes, it was organized.
But it was huge and it was managed.
That's why I don't understand.
But it seems that there was police.
So I don't understand. The guy had to be quick in the crisis. The one who got the worst.
Oh yes. We lost a good one.
What year was that?
That was maybe 90...
10...
The police were also hot.
Yes, for sure.
For sure. Because you see, he's going to the fire, stop it, too late.
But it's because you don't think that he stopped the party, they were like, ah, it was supposed to happen.
Did you have a little music or was it just...
I was there...
It was the first time something happened with the fire.
Quebec, in time,, had a lot of collusion. I was there, one year, there was a show of Iron Maiden.
There was a guy who pitched from the section up there,
or the old Coliseum, so the whites pitched down there.
He died. And they didn't even stop the show.
They just said, hey, the stage is there, the world is...
The show must go on.
I respect that.
It's a big show.
My name is Iron Maiden, I paid my tickets.
I've heard that, it's a show...
I don't know what artist, but it's a musical artist
that old people like a lot.
Before the show, the lady died.
So before the show, they had to...
Oh, and he left with my vodka or coke?
Why are you stealing our glasses?
OK, yeah, thanks.
He's going to finish it later.
What was it?
I'm just saying, there's a musician,
before, there's a woman who just died in the crowd.
Before the show. She just died in the crowd. But But Morte was sitting, his heart was released, and they went on stage.
Which show?
There wasn't a show?
I think there was a show.
Yes.
Show it.
Put it there.
The chances that two people died.
The woman is not there anymore.
She's not there anymore.
That's what she wanted.
It's too late.
We can't do anything.
One day I was doing a show
and it was Preach
who was on stage.
There was a guy who had a heart attack
and Preach jumped into the audience
and saved the guy like a superhero.
Chantal's fantasy.
And a heart attack Chantal,
a heart attack. Soantal! A heart attack!
So, there, there, you know, there's me and Christine Maranci in the backstage,
and I was like, hey, fuck it, we're not going to go there, we're not going to go there.
A chance is a chance, you know, otherwise, I would have just started looking over there, you know.
But, so there, there, we stop the show, thank you, we stop the show,
and the guy, he's in the lobby, and the guy is in the lobby while the ambulance arrives.
Someone arrives and says, OK, it's OK, the man is OK.
So we start the show again.
And I finish.
Then the person told me, he's OK.
I did like that, the man is OK.
And he was like, it's not like that.
He just made me believe that, so I could start again.
And that person is me!
Yeah, because I saw the gentleman around me.
Let's say the gentleman is not here anymore.
Well, he's not here anymore!
There's nothing we can do.
Maybe a little...
If the gentleman wasn't doing well, I'd be like,
he's doing well, everyone has a good day.
I'll take Joseph and they'll learn I'm a stigmatizer later.
But you know, you manage and you keep going.
The gentleman, for example, he wanted to stay
because he's an old man who had paid 8 bills.
He had his children and grandchildren.
He was like, hey, this is probably one of the last shows I'm going to see with my family,
since I keep doing heart attacks.
He was so stressed out.
I remember when he said he didn't want to leave.
I told him to give him tickets for the next time we came back.
We gave him tickets, so he didn't die.
He came back.
He didn't have a heart attack.
What's funny is that if you came to the same place with Mona,
I was going to see Mona's show at 10.30, in Brossard,
and I was upstairs, and I was looking at the stage,
and I saw someone downstairs.
You know, the stage was like, you were sitting like this,
and the stage was there, so you were looking at the stage.
But I saw the crowd, I was in a kind of...
You have a second stage, but there's people on the side.
Anyway, I was there, and I see someone get up and be like...
...gris.
He wasn't doing well.
You were like, a homophobic He wasn't doing well. Did he have a heart attack? No, it was a drop in the bucket.
The guy at the front...
When we read what you're good at, you're in the audience,
and you're like...
I feel like it's not going well.
It's like a 5-2-5.
Did you go down the stairs and do...
That's it. Some people call it a professional deformation.
I call it a PTSD.
It's really like... I've been doing this for all my years of security.
Did you see the documentary on Astroworld 3?
No.
The Travis Scott, Trainwreck.
Yes, I know the event, but not the creator.
It just came out on Netflix, and it's in the middle of it.
It's a show that was huge, and it's in the middle of it. It's Travis Scott who was doing a show that was huge.
And he gathered too many people on the same side,
so it created a wave that people were all compressed against each other.
So while he was singing, there were four different places in the world
that were getting the CPR done.
There are ten people who are crazy.
But it's a little worse than that because Travis Scott is recognized for...
He wants that. He wants the world, what he calls, Rage.
He wants the world to fuck off.
He wants the world to not be in the festival, to go beyond the barrier.
He wants to create that.
That's why when this festival came, people...
He's had some feedback against him because he's the one who encourages people to do that. Even though
there are friends of Travis Scott who
don't want to be there because he acts
like a nasty piece of shit.
Like, go get your drink, go call him.
He's not a good person.
It's even more so that people are
magically transported on one side,
it's that he's...
He's a world of his own.
He's like, I want everyone to run and cross the barrier
and break something. That's what he does. There's a little bit of echo in my voice.
Yes, yes. I have a lot. It's Travis Scott that you hear.
It's Travis Scott. He's like, fuck this guy.
It's like the guy from Limp Bizkit, Fred Durst. Did you see the documentary on
What You Talk 99? Yes, but continue.
But you know, he said, hey, the people are being a little aggressive, if you can calm them down.
And he went on stage and he was like, let's fuck some shit up.
But how to say? It's not a good excuse, but that's the Mbiscuit.
That's it, it's crazy.
That's it, it's crazy. He just sang, it's crazy.
There's no ballad He just sang it. There's no Kumbaya ballad.
All of his Tunes are like, fuck everybody, let's go break stuff.
Like the Rage Against the Machine guy, thinking that people are going to vote calmly.
No.
When he's fucked up, you see the pictures, he's like, fuck everybody!
And when he's on stage, he's super happy.
And he's like, what did I do well?
He's just an idiot from Jacksonville.
He's from Jacksonville?
The funniest guy from Jacksonville, from Limp Bizkit,
I heard in a podcast that in the first ride of Limp Bizkit,
he was in a tour bus, his band wasn't doing well,
he had an accident, and he had an epiphany.
He said, oh, it's because I have to become a rock star,
and he put the rest of the band out of the way.
After an accident.
Imagine how it's not true.
You're like, oh yes, we survived, we're together.
We're all alone.
Wow.
Wow. That's perfect.
He's extraordinary.
He's started doing a lot of shows again.
He's on my algorithm, which is really broken, because I have a lot of limps on my algorithm.
Really?
Yeah.
Why does he pursue Universal?
It's true.
He pursues Universal because he claims that...
The record store or the...
The...
The...
The...
The...
The...
The... The... The... The... The... He's not... He's taking it all in. What does he say?
He claims that they made more money on his back and that they didn't give the money back.
Chris, you're a company of 10!
I'm a company of 10!
You can't do that!
It's like the employee.
It's like, hey, we want to sign you.
It's weird to do.
You signed your name.
You're going to give birth to was your soul in the end.
You see him with the house in gold.
I think he fooled me.
It's funny because I sign the contract and it smells like suffering.
That's it.
I don't know if you saw, he had a kind of gala in Tuzna.
I don't know if it's the American Music Awards.
Then the group TLC, they get interviewed,
and they arrive, and there's the girl who takes care of them, and the network, and she's like...
Yeah, we're broke. We don't have any money.
Oh, really?
Yeah, because they had everything, they had nothing, nothing, nothing.
They had seen that the deal was fucked up, then sold millions of albums.
So they had just won three trophies.
And I think...
Yeah, at three, they had to split 100,000.
Yeah, yeah.
Millions and millions and millions.
There was a documentary on the Backstreet Boys.
After a year of world tour, their manager brought them to the store and gave them a 10,000 dollar check.
Imagine 10,000 dollars after a year of work and selling millions of records.
That reminds me of Zoufest.
Yes.
That's exactly it.
There's the rapper Master P once who met a big music record record and he offered a contract of one million.
And I didn't want to sign the contract, so I started it.
And he called his cousin and said, why didn't you sign a million?
Well, if he offers me one million, I'll give him five.
Yeah.
After Master P, he became one of the richest men.
He signed an extraordinary contract where he said, my music will be my partner, you will just distribute it.
And it's the lawyer of Michael Jackson who did that to you.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't know that.
Yeah!
It's the Saint-Jean, Master P, let's go!
Yeah, we learn things.
We learn things.
In Saint-Jean, we learn that I will vote yes
in the next elections if I give up.
And that Master P... Master P... He has a son, I think.
Yeah.
Who is he?
Romeo.
Ok, yeah yeah. He's a good little rapper, I think.
No, he's bad.
But...
But he's smarter than his cash, like had his own party. People made moves in...
You know, you remember the 4 millionaires?
The C.Me.Rolls, one of the richest guys in the world.
He made real estate, he paid his money, he lost.
He's lucky he's rich because when your name is on the stage,
a millionaire, if you're bad with money...
You can get your BS check and a million that doesn't exist.
You know, the chameleons.
True.
You're going to be a popper.
You're rich and you're going to get your name back.
You can't take the other table at the restaurant.
You can't.
You're forced to.
He's forced to change his name to KBS Yonair.
Yonair.
That's crazy.
One day I saw... what's the name of the city?
Blue Jeans on the beach, I was having fun.
Paul Sarazin.
Yo, big guy.
Wow.
Welcome to you, Paul Sarazin. Paul Sarazin. Yo, big guy! Wow! Show me, Paul Sarazin!
Paul Sarazin told me...
I was going to say, I heard about it in a podcast, but the podcast was a musicplus shooting.
He told me...
It was a conversation.
I heard two guys talking.
Because episode 1, the show I had at the time, Musique Plus, the big show, episode 1 was
a Christmas special.
Wasn't it you who said, move away?
Wasn't it you?
No, that wasn't me, it was Varda.
It was Varda and then it was more like me.
You're the one who said, move away, it's the best thing to do.
Episode 1 of the big show was Musique Plus wanting a special, Poudé and Chabot from
Time of the Faces.
Yes, the big one!
The special was me and Poudé wanting a special, Poudé and Chabot from Time of the Faces.
Yes, the big one!
The special was me and Poudé wanting a special, Poudé and Chabot from Time of the Faces.
Yes, the big one!
The special was me and Poudé wanting a special, Poudé and Chabot from Time of the Faces.
Yes, the big one!
The special was me and Poudé wanting a special, Poudé and Chabot from Time of the Faces.
Yes, the big one!
The special was me and Poudé wanting a special, Poudé and Chabot from Time of the Faces. Yes, the big one! The special was me and Poudé wanting a special, Poudé and Chabot from Time of the Faces. Yes, the big one! The special was me and Poudé wanting a special, Poudé et Chabot from the time of the Fêtes.
Yes, the beautiful one!
The special was me and Poudé, well, me. It's funny that in my head it's me, but...
Our characters, we kidnapped Paul Sarrazin, and we forced him to bring back Solid Rock.
So that's just the show. Because we had to show some clips. And the way... the TV was really badly made.
They said it had to be half clip, half fiction.
So we said, OK, perfect.
So the first 30 minutes it's going to be fiction,
and the last half hour it's going to be clips.
And they were like, no, it's not even working.
We were like, well, that's it.
We're going to upload it.
It's going to be that. So it was really that.
So we kidnapped him and then the second half an hour, he was the one who was
doing Solid Rock. And he told me that when he lost his job at Music Plus,
you know, the showbiz, the way it was done, he was in Seqois and he was in Musique Plus.
He lost his job at Musique Plus, and then it turned out that he was losing his job.
And going from Musique Plus to Seqois, he said, we're going to call each other, I have my job at Radio.
He arrived at Radio, and his radio stations said, you're not in Musique Plus, we don't want you anymore. So he lost his job and it wasn't big jobs, he didn't pay well.
So he went from, everyone knows him, to Sulebs,
within a month.
But everyone knows you anyway.
And he said, when he had been asked for his first check of BS,
or I don't know if it was to get his check or register,
he was there, he was waiting,
and there was RBO in time who was on the radio. And there was a sketch and RBO was treating
Paul Sarazin of BS. And he was like, Asti, I'm waiting for my BS check, I'm being treated
with BS on the radio while everyone is looking at me. And I was like, like a bs on the radio while everyone was watching me and I was like Ah fuck, what a risk!
It's intense!
It's crazy! If he was able to pay a quarter, he would be hanged!
I was thinking of something, I was just going to talk to people and they were like
Listen, I was on my phone just to check my bag.
I don't know if you noticed, there are a couple of episodes where you listen,
Mike was talking about his friend who...
Diabetic?
Yeah, that's me.
That's my friend who's diabetic, who's shooting, like, in a suit.
I'm not going to put them in context.
I'm not diabetic.
I didn't name him Preach because one day Preach told me he was diabetic and he went to Florida. And then I did Asti. I had my insulin pump.
I had old insulin pen.
So I did Asti. I'm going to give him my pen.
And then I did a little diabetes 101 course.
And I said to him, don't give you more than 4 units, let's say 4 units maximum, perfect, I put a dex here.
I do what I want.
Yes, and then I call him 10 minutes later and I do your sugar and he's like, yeah, yeah, no, it's, yeah, he's fine, okay, and then you don't get too much.
No, but then I just got 10, so Chris, don't get 10. No, but I got 10 earlier and I didn't do anything, and now I'm like, you're a jerk, you have too much insulin.
So now I'm leaving our house with orange juice, I'm on a mission, and I get to the mess, since he was playing, and I feed him orange juice so he wouldn't die. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm okay. Until your insulin goes really high, really low,
you start to have cramps in your face.
And then, like, I was on stage, I was in a mess, I was doing my job,
and then I started to cramp my face, you know?
And then I got off stage, and he was like, are you okay?
I was like, yeah, I'm fine.
But that's the thing, it's that I was right,
because when I went to see the doctor,, he said I needed 70 cups of tea per day.
70? Wow!
I was 28. I was close to having a coma.
At 32, you're a lady in a show that's going out.
Show, man!
Steph reminded me, I don't remember, but seems like several years ago we were at the restaurant
and you took out a needle and you...
Yeah, before I always got angry in public but discreetly, so I was talking and I was moving forward
and then I got angry in my stomach.
And she reminded me that we were at the restaurant and I was like,
It's true that it's discreet when you get angry!
It's true that you're discreet when you're pecking. It's true that you're discreet when you're at the restaurant. That's it!
The guy is going to be discreet.
He's pecking!
That's exactly how it is.
Mike, don't cry, it's more discreet.
I don't remember.
It's true that we lived all this.
At the restaurant.
And people say, oh, they don't know it's insulin.
Oh, well, Mike is on the heroin. Well, it's good to know.
Well yes, heroin in a nice little package, in plastic, it's mmmm the little...
Well no, that's it.
So they say that.
And what makes me laugh is that, you know, I put my phone on to be secret,
but now I'm at the level of everyone's eyes in the room.
It was...
My plan was useless.
If you give me some, what does it give?
Well you're going to die. Ins some, what do you give me?
You're gonna die.
Oh, like insulin?
You produce insulin.
I don't produce it, but I'm just too tolerant to insulin.
Oh, that's it?
That's my problem.
My problem is that my body is like...
We don't metabolize it.
My problem is that I'm not happy.
There's no better way.
I was going to see my doctor, he can't give you...
He can't give you a spanking to do so much.
You're less heavy than the world.
There's no spanking for that, unfortunately.
There's one, but it's like...
As soon as he starts screaming, PACK!
What do you say?
I'm back, I still have it.
You're 78, you're direct.
You're not, you're less, well, it's absurd to say you're less diabetic than you were, you know, because it's like, you know, but you're less diabetic than you were.
Well, I am, I don't want to, I mean, you know, I was 28, I was, I was, to be, let's say, a normal person, it's between 4 and 7,
it's your sugar level in the blood.
And a diabetic has to be below 10.
And above 15, it's really problematic.
And above 25, you can...
Well above 30, you die.
Ouch!
You know, Mike and his blonde have become like...
parents.
Because he was... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I was going to a meeting to go see the doctor. I was going to see the doctor and finally he was like,
you have to be there in the emergency. Live.
Wow.
Everyone was saying that.
I was like, ok, but when I go to the emergency,
they tell me to wait for 17 hours.
So who says it's the emergency?
Finally, she says, ok, I'll give you a paper,
you'll pass faster.
I was like, perfect, but you have to be there, live.
I leave Boucherville, I take my car, I drive, I get caught by the police.
I'm like, yes, you know, I was driving too fast, I'm stuck. I'm like, man, it's been a dying, sir. And I showed everyone the paper,
saying that I'm not dying.
They were like, OK, for the sugar, yeah, that's it.
I'm going to the hospital.
They go, I say, give me your permit.
They go, OK, perfect.
You go to the hospital there, they go check.
They come back, they go to the hospital there.
I'm like, yeah, I'm going to the hospital there.
Follow me.
Follow me.
Wow.
Bitch, put them to the hospital there, I go to the hospital there. Follow me. Follow me. Wow.
Bitch, put them cherries on.
You have to understand, in life, I have a Doge Durango SRT 392.
The pussy when the police is in front of me.
Yes sir, so he was moving forward, it was funny. How much was it? I don't know. I know, but you can't say that, it was funny.
How much?
I don't know.
I know but you can't say it. It's correct.
I have no idea.
If I knew, I would have said it.
I've done a lot of things in my life.
It was funny.
And finally we arrive.
I'm like, ok, I'm going to park.
He goes down quickly.
I'm like, I hope you didn't have a show tonight.
No, but I thank you, John.
He recognized me!
Finally, that's it.
Instead of taking 7 hours, it took 8.
Wow!
Yeah, it's like, you know, an emergency. 8 hours.
So, you know.
A little bit of a mess?
Yeah, it's okay, it's okay. It's going down.
But it's just that I had a phone ringing
because it told me there was no connection with the Dexcom.
Oh, it must be seen that mine is trying to bully the other one.
No!
Mine is like, I'm the captain now.
No, no.
It would make me laugh because on Mike's show we're all diabetic.
All fat.
Yeah, we're all fat.
So I call myself the sugar team.
Team sugar.
It's us.
I like that you treat him like a big guy.
He's clearly not fat.
He's fucked up.
He's massive.
He's massive but he's not fat.
But he's diabetic.
You want to bring him sugar?
It's not a question of fat.
No, it's not a question.
Not necessarily a question of fat. It's not necessarily, but it's diabetic, you have to bring some drugs. It's not a question of pregnancy. No, it's not a question.
Not necessarily a question of pregnancy.
It's not necessarily, but it's...
Sometimes when you're pregnant and your body can just hesitate,
Hey, you know what? I'm still single.
And then it becomes unpleasant like you.
I had...
My body is like me.
My body is like.... My head is like...
It's stronger than him.
It's stronger than him.
Can you heal?
Him, no. Me, yes.
You're type 1?
I can't heal.
The only way I can stop being diabetic is if I die.
Wow!
In a month, I'll end up healing.
You'll beat up getting sick.
But maybe I'll get a little...
We'll see.
But the...
When do we say that?
Yeah, that's it.
You're really a public eye for the world.
I saw it, my guy.
She's not just a public eye.
She's elected a public eye for me.
She's like, oh my, OMG I feel like home!
She was going to school!
You know, she was frolicking my head.
You know, she did some home-staging.
No, I'm saying that because she heard Thomas saying,
Hey, you fat, do you have a big mouth?
Sorry for that.
I'm bored with world-wide advertising. Yes, it was good.
It was good.
It was so long.
It was good.
I wonder if with inflation, I'm sure the price it costs, we would do like, you know, because in the past it was for only 83 cents a day.
It's like the Wellworth.
And everyone was like, hey Tabarnak, it's not expensive to live there, you know.
You just wanted to move, you know.
But now, at this hour, everything is so expensive, it must be for, oh, Carlis,
it must be for only 11 dollars a day.
And you must be like, hey, Tab bastard, who do you think you are?
Stop drinking coffee.
You bastard.
Chiller on the right.
You go there, they eat everything, it's Starbucks' cake pop.
You went to Ethiopia and it's one of the most beautiful countries in the world.
It became the Dubai of Africa.
Ethiopia, what you showed in the announcements of Davidon Monzal,
it's a small part of the rest.
Yo, it's fucked up, it's beautiful.
When you told me that, I was like, you sent me a picture and I was like, wow, I googled it and I was like, wow, it's more beautiful than all the cities in Canada.
No, no, it's impressive. It's really impressive. Did you wash your hands?
Yes, yes!
Oh, in any case... Oh, yes! So, yes, that's it. There's a toilet there.
Where are the girls going?
There, I'll call them.
Ok, so you went there.
I didn't notice.
Subtle, bravo.
Guys, you have a spot in Korea.
Wow!
Damn!
That we call the Korea.
That's it.
But yes, that's it.
The Zopys are fucking...
It's beautiful. It's beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, it's crazy.
There are mountains everywhere, it's crazy.
And they must have toilets, they don't have to go piss outside.
No, you're fucked up.
But yes, it's super cool, it's really cool.
I also do Kenyan, which is really nice too.
How do you party in Ethiopia? Or do you take care of the people in Ethiopia?
In Ethiopia it's still nice, relaxing.
In Kenya...
Are you very religious, the Ethiopian?
A little bit more.
Are you Muslim? Are you Christian?
There are some Muslims, but there are a lot of
skeptical orthodox, Christian.
But hey man, Kenya...
I've never seen the same world. Wow. I've never seen people drinking.
Wow.
I've never, never seen it.
And I was in Russia.
Oh yeah.
Fucked up.
And you were filming with me during a depression.
And I know you from the rap, you know from the depression rap.
Kenya is party.
It doesn't make sense.
And there's a lot of people from all over the world.
Jay is the only guy who juggles.
Who?
Jay is the only guy who juggles.
I saw no one juggling.
Everyone drinks.
And Jay is the one who goes.
He goes in a hurry.
Hi Jay!
It's Jay.
He's strong.
Yes, he's smart.
I adore Jay.
He's wonderful.
It doesn't make any sense.
Jay is a big thing.
Big thing?
He's smart.
Ok, he's beef, I'm fat.
Yeah, but...
We're talking about Jay, it's not about what.
He's perfect, he's so fit.
Anyways, you make a tour and just to...
Because a tour isn't complicated enough,
Chris, you want to cross Canada in a hurry. It's wonderful.
Sick.
It's perfect.
But yeah, that's it. I really wanted to drink some tomorrow. It was crazy. The party was sick. It was sick.
Do you think you're going to return or not?
100%
Yeah?
Yeah.
What do you drink over there?
Everything.
Everything, everything, everything, everything.
It's the same products as here?
No, it's different products, but it's like...
The vodka is the vodka. It would be sick, it's just... It's the same products as this one? No, different products, but you know, it's like... The vodka is sick, it's just...
It's black label.
It's stupid.
They're not... They love the Tornado.
They don't have any
The world doesn't know it, but I made my fortune with the World Vodka in Kenya.
And you know, those who have money...
We don't know this world so well, but...
The traditional world.
Those who have money, there's people who have money.
It's crazy, you get there and it's like...
But it's normal, during the years we send them money.
So we all collected it and so on.
Fair.
You know.
A generational money.
You know, like me, my generation, it was the generation to send money to Ethiopia,
and the generation before me sent money to China.
So it seems that every small country that we send cash to,
invests much better than us.
Well, that's not really...
The thing is, let's say companies like...
And it's a company, the Red Cross and everything, you know, the dollar you take,
they take 80 cents just for themselves, for operations.
There may be a... On your dollar, there may be a 15 cents that really goes to the other side.
You know, Vision Mondiale, I'm going to make a really bad ad,. I'm going to start it by saying, allegedly,
not to make a run for it.
Yes, because you have money to run for it.
World Vision, I used to be a sponsor.
I'm not a sponsor.
Are you a sponsor?
I think so.
You're a sponsor.
I don't think you're a sponsor.
I'm going to think in English.
You're a sponsor.
Yes, I had a young sponsor.
Do you have a t-shirt that you listened to at school?
No, no, but he, a year ago, I saw on the internet that he said,
when you parent a child, it's not really him that you parent.
And the way they explained that, and it made sense,
he said, we can't give 100% of the money to that child,
because if we did that, he would get bullied at school
because he's in a poor village. He comes and he's rich, he earns 83 cents a day.
But after that, I was like a deep-dive to see where he put the money. And there's a
big part that goes for the management fees. And the money for books is only from the Bible.
It's just the Bible that gives them.
So imagine, you live in a place where there's no rain,
you don't have food.
So instead of learning how to dig a well,
they teach you that there's a man who had so much water
that he walked on it.
It doesn't help you.
And religion, I think, has done some nice things.
But there was still some good.
A good 20 minutes!
Don't steal your next one. But you know,
that's another thing
that you're like,
no one will ever
leave.
100%.
That's why in Montreal they change the churches in condos.
That's what's happening.
I understand.
It is what it is.
Are there Christians here? None. I understand. Oh yeah. Yeah. It is what it is. It is what it is.
Are there any Christians here?
None.
That would be sick.
You're a jerk.
Hey, it's not true.
Here, it smells.
It would be the...
Stop insulting them.
Come on.
It's good people.
They do what they can.
The lady went to the bathroom.
Stop insulting them.
You started by saying, who knows that I already have a girlfriend.
It's a question.
It's a question to learn to know each other.
I'm learning and we're all different.
We're all different.
We're all different.
We're all different. We're all different. We're all different. We're all different. We're all different. You insulted them, you started by saying, who knows that I have to be his cousin.
It's a question to learn to know each other.
I'm learning, we're different, we're not the same.
You're not going to tell me that you're a vocalist.
Admit that a movie, you know, a preacher who starts his church here, it's a good movie.
What's his name? Moïse Thériault?
Moïse Thériault? Yeah, it name? Moïse Thériault? Moïse Thériault?
Yeah, it's really Moïse Thériault.
I just said a yeah for Moïse Thériault!
How did Moïse Thériault start?
It was to stop smoking the world.
I was a guy who stopped smoking cigarettes and started smoking.
It's true that when you don't have a hand, you can't smoke.
That's it!
It's radical, but it's good!
Moïse Thériault, the world doesn't know him,
but it was the second winner of the Mike Danton Salad.
That would be crazy! One year I was going to put on a documentary and I was like, ok he recruited all this people.
I'm just going to say that it's good.
But Moïse Thériault, how did he get into it?
It seems like it was a trick to stop people from smoking.
Is that true?
I'm sure it's not true.
Maybe.
Maybe.
No, it's true.
He's in Sordou.
Is that true?
Yeah, yeah. I read the...
It's the Alliance of the Drugs, the book...
The Alliance of the Drugs?
Yeah, yeah. It was the name of his party.
Yes, the guy was special.
I hope Moïse Thériault's names are special.
You want to stop smoking?
It's the alliance of the brutes.
And...
Wait a second.
I'm sure he knows by his...
It's Yann Terrier.
Stériot!
Everything is in everything!
Everything is in fucking everything!
He does...
Ok, so now I remember Popet.
He was coming... He does... Ok, so now I remember Popin. He was coming...
He calls him Popa.
Popin...
We don't know if it's true, the two sources are Yann and me.
So it's possible that the two of us are wrong.
My uncle Roque had some nice gifts from us.
My uncle Roque...
It's that...
It was Rock Theriot.
Rock Theriot.
Hey, Rock Theriot.
He looks like a character from the big show.
Rock Theriot, it's likeiot! He looks like a character from the big show.
Rock Theriot, it's like...
It's a lot of puss.
We kidnap Paul Sarazin and we make puss with him.
So yeah, that's it.
The one who wrote the book was one of the victims.
The one who ripped off the arm.
She started it, it was to stop smoking.
Why did she rip off the arm?
I don't remember. It was to punish her.
It was to save her I think.
Wait, wait, wait!
Chantal is here!
She was cooking.
She was doing the cooking.
Chantal, Chantal!
She was cooking?
Yes.
Why are you going down?
She was cooking and then?
Wait, oh yes.
Chantal, we'll start again because our clock didn't work fast.
So who are you looking for, madam?
So, you're looking for your father.
You're looking for Spreech.
I'm here.
It's about cooking with the others.
And then it's going to cut.
And he's the one who didn't want to put plaster on anything
because he was a hippie at the time.
More of a psychopath than a hippie.
The guy who cuts...
Oh, we're hippies, we know how to bathe, smoke weed, cut arms.
And then it ended, actually, the infection.
Then one day, the Asplenian with the others, who wanted to go to the hospital with her,
he got shocked.
And he did...
He pressed his knife.
You don't know how to take care of your arm, you won't have arms.
He hit a big butcher knife, right in front of the children,
and some of them wanted to get up to save themselves,
they were in the bedroom.
Damn Baron!
He forced the little ones to stay there.
Oh Christ!
You don't have a rubber band, everyone?
Yeah.
Hey, but...
And in addition, this story,
I have to admit that would turn out well here.
With the saws, you wouldn't even need a knife, you have the saw.
You did well.
Yann, where did he come from? He's not related to you, he talks about you all the time.
I have no idea, I didn't do any research, I don't want to go back.
You didn't? I would have made an Ancestry Enemy if there was a...
He's not a serial killer, he was just... Did he kill people or not?
I think there was one who died.
He was in a lot of pain.
A lot of pain!
He's not a killer, he's a weirdo.
But if there was a ward that was chopping arms.
I would have asked my dad,
Yeah, do we know him?
Are we going to see him at Christmas?
Yeah, that's it.
Are you going to have a gift from me this year?
Yeah.
What did I buy from that guy?
Do you have...
No.
Either killers in series with your family name or not?
I think no.
No.
Yam, can you ask Chad JPT
if there's a killer in series called Ward?
I've never done it.
Let's go, we'll see it in French.
I don't think so.
It would be sick if we learned that
I kill in series.
It's you.
What? What's your kink?
The ride will be really long.
How do you do it? You're a serial killer.
What's your kink? What's your business? What's your method?
My way of killing in series.
Where are we going?
Yeah, I...
What happened? It took two seconds.
It looks like I jumped.
What's going on?
No, but I don't think...
How would you kill? I don't think I'd like to go there.
Perfect!
But yeah, it pisses me off!
No, but I wouldn't be... yeah, that's it.
That's what's absurd.
I realized... Asti, it's been too long, I'm under-evaluated.
When someone asks me something that I could just answer a gag,
I answer all the time.
I try to rationalize and say, okay, if I kill in series, here's how I would do it.
And you're diabetic and autistic. It's cool.
Diabetic and autistic.
There are a few Ward's who kill in series.
There are some.
There are a few.
There are how many?
There are Ronald James Ward Jr.
I had a house called Ronald.
He killed four victims at least.
How many?
Four victims in the 90's.
Oh, small, you know.
Where did he come from?
American, American nationality.
There's Sylvano Ward Brown.
Sylvano Ward?
Wow!
What did he do? Where was he?
It's Ricardo from the series of killers.
It's in Panama.
Yes, it's in Panama.
There's Ward in Panama?
Yes, and there are three of them.
How many are there?
Three.
Probably three people who laughed at his first name.
The last name, the smallest one, Lucky Ward.
Lucky Ward?
Yes.
Lawane Jackson, an American from Texas who killed three of them.
Okay, but wait.
So his first name is Lucky Ward, but his first name is Chose Jackson. Lawane Jackson.
Lawane.
He was sentenced to death in 2020.
Lawane.
Big name.
It's a big name for a serial killer.
Lawane.
Lawane.
Plus a name for a basketball player.
Lawane Jackson.
Oh yeah.
I said that, I didn't say anything. I'm Jackson. Oh yeah. Yeah, that's it. Anyway.
I said that, I didn't say anything.
I'm almost empty, guys.
But you were asking me the question,
you, let's say, kill someone,
it would be like...
How did you do it?
How did I do it?
Yeah.
I think I can bring someone to the end so he can commit suicide.
100%
Like that, I didn't really kill him.
That's my business.
That's a super power.
I sit with them, we jizz.
There was a girl, I think there was a documentary on it,
there was a girl in the States who was brought into court
because she convinced her husband to commit suicide.
Yes, it's a young girl in Port-Ex-Touré.
That's crazy. Especially when you're young. chum de suicider. Oui c'est une jeune fille en par texturé. Ça c'est fou, red. C'est
pas top, surtout quand t'es jeune. Que quelqu'un te dit, je pense que je vais me tuer, tu le
feras pas. T'es pas gay. Je pense que t'es beaucoup plus insidieux que ça. Je pense
qu'il a commencé, il voulait pas se suicider, c'est elle qui a suggéré. Peut-être que
ce serait une bonne solution. Lui Oh yeah? He started with dirty talk.
Hey, could you send me a picture of your breasts?
Or you could hang yourself.
I could hang myself.
You know what gives me the taste to show my breasts?
I would like to strangle you.
Or you could strangle yourself.
While I find myself an oligarch.
But is there anyone who talks about Chad JPT?
Oh yeah, I saw something.
I'm really involved with Chad JPT.
And it sounds like you're investing in it and you want to lose your job.
But the people who commit suicide because of Chad JPT fascinates me.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Did you hear that, Ian?inates me. You're crazy. Yeah. Did you hear that yesterday? Repeat that.
I heard that this week, yeah.
Yeah, you know, there's people, you know, anyone who has health problems.
You know, I use it to make press releases.
So, you know, it's not, it's rare for someone to commit suicide because of a press release that's not fun.
Yes.
But it's people who have a mental problem.
And instead of going to see a Wimpsi, they consult with Chad JPT.
So if you ask a little robot if it's okay, the little robot will tell you it's not okay, it's not okay.
But if you convince him it's okay, he'll say, yeah, it's okay.
And apparently, one day it will come, or not just fine, but...
You were explaining that you can convince Chadjipitik of your neurosis by saying that life is the same, life is the same, life is the same.
He stops resisting and says, oh, you're right.
We had tried with Michel, one year, there was someone who convinced himself that the Earth was flat thanks to Chad JPT
because he said the Earth is flat and Chad JPT said no, it's round, you're right, you're right.
And then he said, yeah, but did you think about that, did you think about that?
And one year Chad JPT said, oh yeah, you're right, you're right, it's flat.
And then he was like, it's really flat, I knew it.
So if you think that death is the only solution,
Chad JPT will eventually convince you that you're right.
Wow!
But the artificial intelligence we have,
like we talked about in the tour bus,
it's not real artificial intelligence.
It's Google 2.0.
It's a research engine that goes really fast.
That wants to change you.
It's not real artificial intelligence
that creates, that thinks,
that can resonate.
That's not what we have here.
They're not bright like you and me.
That's not what I meant.
I can't wait to see when they're going to release
robots with human faces
Terminator, yes, yes, absolutely, it's going to be fun
They're going to have some
The moment it comes out of the store, someone will fuck it up. It's for sure.
People think it's going to be...
The first in the lineup, the son of Charles the Fortress.
The...
Yeah!
Yann, take that boot off.
Oh, fuck!
I think people think that humanity will end up with zombies or like...
Or robots. No, I don't think so, man.
Humans will have to be so together that we won't have babies anymore, man.
But it's fun to have a robot, I prefer it.
No?
I don't know, man, I've never done it.
How do you know?
If I trust an aspirator, it's fine.
Did you have a You've made a Rumba, man! A Rumba! A Rumba! A Rumba! A Rumba!
That's how the line comes back!
That's how the line comes back!
You've made an old school
Electrolux!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
With the rope and the rope!
Yes! Yes!
The worst part is to put it
in the ass!
No, no, no, no! You do what you're supposed to do, you're ashamed, you're like,
I'm an animal, and then you have to put it back in the closet and you do that, it happens.
But in the closet... Orc! You've got a
outside aliexpress! No, no, I'm not outside.
No! But the closet, the closet. You've got a shop vac.
A what? A Dirt Devil MDVAC 3000.
You know, because I remember, one day when I was young, I heard there were guys who did that.
And I just had...
You tried!
Not too close, but it pulled so hard that it made me like...
Hey, call me!
It hurts.
I don't want to make a close-upis! It hurts. I don't want my ass close to that.
No, I don't want that.
Let's say that's my ass, that's the ballerina's ass, it's like...
Hey, no, no!
I don't want that.
What are you doing Carlis?
It hurts.
It's a metal boot.
You really went through your ass close to a vacuum cleaner.
Well, I wasn't...
I'm not proud, but it happened.
It's part of my life.
I was like that.
So it's not close.
Everything is in there.
I tried.
Ok.
A fucked up anecdote.
I was taking the school bus.
That wasn't a fucked up anecdote.
Give me a second piece.
Wait, we're going to compare them.
We're going to compare them.
We're going to compare them.
I had a bus driver who called me Thomas the vacuum cleaner.
See? Not a lie.
Why?
I don't know! I said no, I never did!
I'm a bus driver!
You can't be the first to get in.
You're a bus driver.
You sucked it up.
No!
Oh my dog!
No, it's a shame!
The more you say no, the more we don't believe it!
You resist a lot, sir!
You resist, yeah!
First of all, nothing to be surprised about, you talk a lot!
I think I'm gonna have the vacuum cleaner!
Yeah!
It's been a while since I've been told it's special!
What time do you get up like that?
Primary! Primary! It's more like a talk show, it's special. How old were you when you were called like that? Primary, so...
Primary!
Primary.
And how old was he? He's a gentleman.
At that age, he was 62 or 59.
So they were like, hey, it's Thomas the vacuum cleaner.
No, no, no, no.
The hair.
And the hair!
He was waiting for it!
He was like, Tomola!
Van Gogh!
Surprise surprise, mynée! Pute gig. Mamnée!
Oh, he disappeared.
Oh my god.
Mamnée, where is he? He's not here anymore.
Clearly, this story is more fucked up than the other.
Yes! Yes!
It would be sick if it was the full name in fact.
Yes!
Ouellette, it's like, hey! It's... I'm glad it was the nickname for a lot of kids. Yeah, but...
Ouellet, it's like...
Oh, it's...
Ouellet the Kekip!
No, because I was special.
I was the only one with a displacement behavior.
You developed a little Stockholm syndrome.
But I think the driver called him special in terms of Olympic.
Yes, Olympic.
We went there talking about the suicide on JetJPT.
Yeah, because we didn't want to talk about that.
When I was in primary school.
You brought him there.
Yeah, I brought him there.
My bus driver, the business that marked me,
one day I saw him in a bus, standing, and it fucked my life.
It fucked your life?
He has rooms!
No, but there was Chris, to see a bus driver standing, I was like,
Chris, it's the same guy I've known since high school.
I saw him in high school.
You were saying earlier that you were also like...
You were so like, you want people to sit, stay seated 100% of the time.
And when they're standing, all your concept of humanity collapses.
I, my driver, was a woman.
Really?
Oh yeah. Was she good?
Oh yeah.
Hahaha!
I'll remember that.
Do you remember her name?
Joanne.
Really? Joanne?
Is it Madame Joanne or Judge Joanne?
Madame Joanne.
No, Madame Joanne.
You know I liked her.
She had a little cut,
like shaved little hair in the top.
Oh, a lesbian.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A lesbian, 100%. No, but she's a lesbian. She's a lesbian. Hey! Hey, you're so nice. The couple shaved their little It opened my eyes. What? Why? I was in my second year and during the day,
we had a kind of activity.
We had to name people in a little drawing.
And we had to name...
That's a black guy.
Thomas Sylvain Noir.
Richard Stephanie Chinois.
Our teacher told us,
the guy dressed in white next to the black guy said,
no, no, no, we don't say the black guy, we say the Haitian guy.
And I said, okay, okay, we say Haitian.
It's not all black people are Haitian.
That's what she said!
And I said that while I was driving the bus, and she said,
I'll be careful with that, because it's not all black people are Haitian,
but Senegalese and other people.
And there you go, my first lesson of...
Your bus driver sounds real.
Yeah, my bus driver, I understood, my bus driver knows more. Yeah! My bus driver sounds real. I got it. My bus driver sounds real.
I got it. My bus driver sounds real.
I got it. My bus driver sounds real.
I like that both of them are...
I like that both of them are...
It's not an AIC, it's a Senegalese.
None of them are Quebecers.
That's true!
Good Saint-Jean to everyone!
Good Saint-Jean to everyone!
Good Saint-Jean! It's true Well said everybody! Good evening!
Because of the money and the money!
That's why we don't have our money!
The bus driver was like, no, it's because of the money and the money!
Yes, that's why!
Oh my god.
So, what are we talking about?
What time is it?
What time is it?
It's 8.20pm.
Do you have a date somewhere?
No, I'm not going anywhere. But I might piss in the guys' corner.
Do you want to piss?
Yeah, I want to piss.
Do you have a good spot?
There's a well-identified sign.
I like that they put a sign.
You piss there!
I can't hold on for too long.
You guys, let's say, if you didn't have a...
When we read, I was doing my...
It's still there. I was doing my own thing. Oh yeah, you were still there.
I was like, what is this?
It's the first time I touch a...
But it seems like a carlis, we're not...
You know, when we arrive...
That was a whole sentence.
No, no, but when we...
When we arrive in Abitibi, it's big flies, but I didn't think...
They're bigger in Abitibi.
...that here, it was big flies. They're big flies, but I don't think that... They're bigger than the bees. Here, they were big flies.
They're...
They're big.
Do you have a firecracker here?
No.
What's a firecracker?
A firecracker is a bad thing in Tabarmac.
No, there's a mosquito.
A fly with a hair.
Okay.
In terms of aggressiveness, correct me if I'm wrong,
but a firecracker, if it doesn't sting, it eats you.
Wow!
What's a firecracker?
As I said, it looks fun.
But no, no, it tears a skin off.
Ok. What's a firecracker? Is it like a...
I don't even know what it looks like because you never see the tabarnak.
But you just see the skin part.
It bites and it goes away.
Wow!
A piece of soul.
I've never seen a brulee, but I've been bitten by brulees.
I never see them, but when I see them, it's too late.
A brulee, no, no, that's it.
Yeah, that's it. I'm not too happy.
Do you have a question?
I don't know.
Fat type.
Fat type? Why do we say that? I don't know, maybe. Maybe!
Maybe.
Why do you think so?
Maybe.
I have no idea.
OK, Mike is starting to get excited.
Yes, I am getting excited.
I was on vacation for the summer.
Woo!
OK.
Oh yeah.
Did you have a friend who did that at the end of the week?
In Quebec, I had a lot of friends who did that.
The end of the week?
It was special.
To do prison at the end of the week is special.
I had a lot of friends who did it for tickets.
It's rare for someone who is triple homicidal.
Go from Thursday to Sunday to be correct.
But I had... every time he told me...
I would pay my tickets, and he would say,
don't pay that, you'll go to jail at the end of the week.
And I was like...
I don't think you're not getting kicked out of jail for 2 years, or less.
It's a risk, huh?
But I was like...
I don't like getting kicked out because I don't look at the time.
I think nobody said that prison is great, it's just a shame to be fucked, but the rest is great.
There are other aspects of prison that are not pleasant.
But all my friends were like, it's sick, your ticket is 40$, you're just in prison for 3 days.
I was like, that's not paying me a lot of money, Asti!
My friend's friend thought that, he said, I didn't pay my tickets, I'm going to spend a week in prison.
And very quickly, he had passed from one unit to the other, and there was a door that had gone really hard.
So there was a guy who had put him in the wall, he had put his front down in the throat, and he said,
He cites the doors, we close them slowly. He was really scared.
He called his mother and said,
Please, please, pay my tickets.
There's a meeting about one month.
He was wondering what to do with him.
He called his mother.
Oh no!
It's my first love!
It's my first love!
He brought your ex!
That's nice!
This podcast is a commando of heroes and companies!
You can save 15% of the world!
You can go to a...
What do you want?
I want your ballet dancer!
What price did you give me? You're a little bit crazy.
A little bit! No King Shame!
What are you talking about before I was wrong?
The prison.
Wow!
I had friends who had done the prison for parking tickets.
The end of the week?
The end of The weekend.
Hmm.
Which is a... it must exist.
I hope it doesn't.
I hope it doesn't.
But I... you know, like Pantalus, he fascinates me on that.
Pantalus, as soon as he gets a ticket, he goes to court.
All the time.
All the time.
At what rate does he win?
He wins all the time because nobody goes to class except him.
So he arrives, the police is not there, nobody is there, there is the judge and there is him.
But every time I'm like, but Sartre, but Stee, what are you doing?
You go to class, you spend eight hours and he's like, no,, no, I didn't want to pay the ticket and I was like, man, did you deserve the ticket?
Yes, I deserved the ticket, but it's the principle.
The principle of what?
If you deserved it, paint it.
You deserved to paint the same things.
Everyone has their thing. I call it premium parking.
It's a fire. No, it's not.
It's a fire. It's a fire.
It's a fire. It's a fire. It's a fire. It's a fire! No, it's not. It's a fire! It's a fire?
It's a fire!
It's a fire!
Oh, Chris!
He's getting violent.
What's so great about a little girl like that?
It's a fire!
It's a fire!
It's a fire!
It's a fire!
It's a fire! It's a fire! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
He was like,
God!
I think he was like,
He had a chum!
The other one was a little weak.
That's a butterfly, that's okay.
No, no, that's it.
What was that? A fire?
No, I didn't know.
That was really a fire. That's... That's true Quebecois.
That's burnt.
I don't think I got stung.
I think it burnt me.
That's why we call that a brule.
Oh, it must be that.
Yes, that's it.
I can't even describe how it feels.
I got burnt.
Oh shit.
That's it. It's word. But that's it.
It's disgusting.
It's not cool.
No, no, it's not cool. The burners.
Is that to soak my arm in?
Yes, go ahead.
Hey, Yann,
I had said last time
that we did under listening,
I said, for the questions,
did we think of bringing a microphone for the audience?
No, we didn't install a microphone.
I'm not going to play the mic. I want to make it clear.
You're going to make it clear?
I'm not going to make it clear.
Okay, that, for example, because we always end up with questions when we're listening, and we're not close to the audience, they ask stupid questions.
So, I don't know if there are people who have questions, but you'll have a chance to vote.
The golden rule is, don't try to be funny.
It's always funny.
You're free, we're at their place.
Okay, okay.
Get in the bath.
That's what I do when I'm at home.
I get in the bath.
I sing when I'm invited.
Do we take questions from you or from the audience?
We'll do a mix of the two.
We can do a mix of the two.
They can maybe introduce themselves.
I don't know if my line will be long enough, but Steve can go the other side and...
No, but I really want to do it, I really...
No, but it's better if it's Steve, like that, you stay here.
Perfect.
I'm not normal, I'm in the mood for...
Do you want to know what it is?
For real, you're fucking nice.
You're genius.
You're genius.
Thank you!
I haven't officially met anyone
but you're all fucking nice
and cool, so thank you for being here
We had a great time with you
so it's really cool to be here
I'm happy to be here
Do you want to start with one of my questions?
Perfect, we'll start with one of your questions
Ok, Stephane is asking
Is there any threats from the PhilBond team after your accusations? question. We're getting out of here! Because we're in the other Laurentsons! That was the first question!
Second question is from Phil Bond.
Is it the only question?
Oh, no question.
It's... You were thinking?
You were thinking, your...
It doesn't matter, it's going to be fine.
It's going to be fine.
It's going to be fine.
It's not serious, man.
No, no.
Oh, yes.
Ok, the burners, the countries you've made in Africa, what are the shit that piss you off like babies and everything?
You know what, dude? The drugs you take have more side effects than what I had in Africa.
But the side effects of the drugs and shots you take, you're doing the bizarre thing.
You mean before going there to counter...
Yeah, you have a bunch of yellow, yellow fever, whatever.
That, it fucks you up more than...
I didn't have anything on the side.
I didn't see...
I did two weeks and a half, I didn't see a mosquito.
The hotels you go to will give you stuff
against mosquitoes, whatever, I didn't see one.
But, phew, the stings, the shots, the pills...
That was worse. That was worse. I don't know if there are people who
got these vaccines, but it's... It's more like vaccines, man.
Do you have someone in Africa here?
Wow.
Maybe.
You should have said Punta Cana.
Yes, that's more frequent.
Do you know where Punta Cana is?
My people! My Yes! My people!
My people!
This is my world!
Varadero!
Yeah!
This is my world!
Let's listen to this question.
Hi, we're here in Montlorié.
We could consider you a bit raw in the Quebec region.
Where is the most weird place in the region for you to consider a bit raw in the Quebec region, we could say it like this,
where is the place, we could say raw in the region,
that was the weirdest for you to do a show?
No, Mont-Laurier is not weird.
I have always...
You know, in your bowling room,
I have already been to your bowling room,
when I came, I was there, I was not...
I have always been a fan in Montlorell.
It's not weird.
People are just like...
No, I don't think so.
But when you talk about shows, people are happy to see you.
I often say this, but since the arrival of the internet,
let's say the modern internet, let's say, since 2000, there hasn't really been a difference between...
Every time it makes me laugh when older people from Maurice are sitting in Montreal on the telephone, but it's all the same.
It's not that it's all the same, but...
It's never serious. There are's not that it's all the same, but... It's never the same.
There are differences, but it's never weird.
You know, the cities that...
Everyone understands the references, it's weird.
Thanks to Saint-Hernand.
It's not the cities that are weird, it's individuals.
It's one person.
It's one person who's going to do
like Tabarnak was heavy,
where he was fucked up.
Saint-Jérôme, it remains Saint-Jérôme.
It remains...
It remains Saint-Jérôme.
It remains...
I remember one of the first live open-air couples we did was Saint-Jérôme.
It was after the pandemic.
And we got to say that after, we didn't notice.
There was a guy who was dressed as a Pokemon hunter.
It's not true.
Catch them all.
He got up, he created the Beach Club.
We weren't talking about the Beach Club or Olivier Primo.
He threw up and left in his van.
But at least he left.
At least he left!
So what are we talking about?
For the rest, it was still an individual.
It wasn't St-Gerard, it was just one individual.
I think that it was Olivier Primo who paid for it to make the product placement.
It worked!
Oh yeah!
Yeah, that's it. It's...
If you want to see some weird guys,
just go and hang out in Jules' area
or just watch the dog cover of the guy kissing.
Wow!
The two dogs kissing!
Strong, strong!
Hey, I was gonna say, the place to go pee for guys,
the place to go pee for guys is fucking romantic, okay?
Like, you have the pancarte that's there, the guy is on the pancarte, there is a big crisis
of shafts, it's fucking nice.
I recognized myself.
And then there is the sun that is setting.
Yo, it's fucking great.
Yo, you really did that.
Imagine, Michelle is taking a picture.
Bravo!
The most fucking romantic toilet installation I've ever seen in my life.
Yann, do you have any other questions from the audience?
Well, from your audience to you.
Yes. There's... wait a minute.
There's... Amélie who asks, Matt Rife a huge success in the United States with a very dark humor.
Do you think that Quebec will become as open in the near future?
Matt Rife is so dark!
His humor is not dark, but because his humor is a little more crunchy, but not dark.
It's a crowd work of handsome men who cruise...
It's Preach with Chantal.
It's...
No, but...
But he's mischievous, for example. He's a bit...
Yes, he's mischievous. He's mischievous.
And the thing is that...
It's not black humor.
The thing is that...
The thing is that...
Why he says that, and it's not wrong what you say, is that...
Probably because when there are disabled people in his crowd,
he doesn't do like
I'm holding, I'm holding, disabled person, boom.
No, he's going to talk to those people, he's going to roast them like anyone
and he's going quite far in that thing, but it's not something I consider
like a straight-up humor, but I think that even there, like Mike said with the internet,
people are starting to be a little more open and relaxed about it.
So I think, yeah, it's okay.
In the good crowds, I think it's okay.
But if we do it like this, it would be great here.
Anyway, out of the way, less.
Dan is asking, Thomas, what are you going to do with all the dates you've read?
Like a web series, sketches or something?
Well, we have a podcast, not worse.
Yes, we have something, but I can't tell you about it, but yes.
I'm the most agitated person in the world, but yes, we'll do it.
Something with dates?
And why don't you want to talk about it?
Because we want to announce it to the world.
You don't want applause in the big picture here?
Well, I'm not here to talk about it.
It's just Coke Diet.
It's a vodka, Coke Diet.
We want two more.
And we'll come back to the question later.
We'll have to have a few more.
Yes, yes, for real.
Is there anyone else from the room?
No one else from the room?
You had a question, you had a question.
But if you don't have the microphone, it doesn't work.
You don't have to have the microphone. No, no, I don't have a question, but...
Usually...
You don't have any sexual discussions.
I'm trying to change, I'm trying to...
People are saying that I'm talking too much.
I'm disappointed!
You want me to talk about sex?
No, but I'm trying to change!
Macha, Macha, Macha, did you have the green hat?
Yeah, yeah, that's true, we did have a party.
I wanted to wanted a coffee!
Do you want a demonstration?
Thomas! Thomas! Thomas!
No, but I'm trying to change it!
It's true, you said you were
getting sucked by a ballerina,
Pecum.
Well, you're not like before anymore.
Since when have you been so pure?
I put my hand on his head,
I projected it towards my organs, I put it on, and to make it all work, I want more.
Excuse me.
I want more.
I understand that she wants more, but I don't know you.
Her question is usually...
Her question is usually you're less flat. I'm already tired. I don't...
His question is usually it's less flat.
It's great.
Does the baller want to know if the baller works?
She really wants to know if the baller works.
It doesn't work.
You really want us to take it apart?
Extension?
Absolutely.
Alright.
We'll come back later.
Well, Yann.
Still with Tom, what's the most fucked up date you've read?
It's a lot. All dates are fucked up. My favorite is the cousins.
It's the cousins we paid for at the Forget in Quebec.
Are there a lot many cousins who write?
No, only one who wrote two times,
who had sex with her cousin.
By listening to us.
It's interesting to see that with Pio Forget.
So she was being fooled by her cousin.
She knew.
Did she know it was her cousin?
They learned during. They learned during! And we would have to know. Did you tell him if you were his cousin? Yes, we took it in the meantime.
They took it in the meantime?
No, they got a text message.
No, it was a sex weekend.
A sex weekend.
Oh, you're crazy like Monod and Raymond.
Raymond Provencher, Raymond Provencher.
My father?
How did you know that...
When did they take it? My father? How did you know that...
You know...
When did they learn that?
I don't remember, it's been a while.
But I'll remember, we wanted to meet you.
It's with P.O. Forget, at Petit Champlain in Quebec.
And... yeah, they're cousins.
Thank you.
It's one of my best podcasts, for the green cups.
It's always fun to do them.
Oh, that's great, thank you very much. Yeah, so any guy would do it.
You've got some fucked up stuff with you.
Yeah, it's really fucked up.
Yeah, we've got some fucked up stuff with babies, oh it's... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You changed couple live because in the first one you had a crazy energy.
I swear we sang Isabelle Boulet's songs and we sang so much of her songs that some of the income are on her label.
Yeah but the thing that happens is that just before me, because yesterday in the second movie,
the couple live just before me was Megan Brouillard and Megan is the girl, one of the girls that makes me laugh the most in the world.
Like, you know, Christy Moran, Megan Bruyard, you know, Jodie Anne-Laurent Duchamp.
But the part where we didn't know her, she was just, she wasn't even there.
Exactly, and then she was right in front of me.
You didn't know her at that time?
I had done a ride with a horse, I had done, hey, really funny, I'm going to turn around.
And then she was there, she was fucking good, you know, she was wonderful, and then I was like,
hey man, I don't have the energy to top that.
And then on stage, I don't know what happened.
The voodoo.
The voodoo.
The voodoo.
That's what makes me feel weird.
Yeah, that's it.
It's always fun to make a couple.
It's very appreciated.
Do you do it like that?
How many times a year do you do it?
We do it once a month.
We do it 10 or 15 times a year. I think you do it? We do one a month, approximately.
We do it between 10 and 15 a year.
I think. If it's not the right number, I apologize.
What is the...
You know, the plan is to do...
We have no plan.
It's the thing with the least plans in the world.
We have no plan. Never.
It works, it's a nice accident.
It's the best way to live your life.
Oh yes, for my husband and my anxiety, it's great to have a plan in a project that can collapse in a second.
It's great.
But it won't collapse.
You don't really have that stress?
Always.
Are you serious?
Always.
Again?
Yes, again. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm in debt, I'm scared, yes. Yes, I'm scared, yes.
Always, always, always, always, always.
100%
Yes, yes, my stuff can be...
Look, I told you in the tour bus, I start my piloting courses, if humor doesn't work.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
You did the Col de l'Humour, you did the Col de l'Humour, yes, that's it.
I didn't do it, so...
There's always a little syndrome ofoster syndrome that comes back relatively often.
It's the insults I say on the internet.
Oh, yeah, but that's...
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, but it's...
You're done with that, you're making me laugh.
Yeah, because it affects.
It affects me.
It takes time before it affects you, and sometimes it affects you.
It depends on the days, but yeah, the imposter syndrome...
It doesn't affect me anymore, I think.
You're in a mess, my boy. When I'm going to get pursued for 80 minutes...
You're like, whatever.
You have to go through that to not...
I don't know, but you saw more shit than us.
I saw the bottom of the barrel.
You saw so much more shit than us.
I don't want to understand that the rest is a witness.
I'm not to your place.
I was talking about this at the end of the week.
During my whole life, I thought I was going to stop being funny.
I was going to do my CV.
Then I realized I didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything.
Let's say I'm in a business.
I didn't do anything.
I'm going to be like,
Hey, do you know the Irving's depanards?
I was a cashier between 1989 and 1989.
I have no experience.
I had the same pattern for a long time. It happened maybe six months ago, but I haven't done it experience, I'm fucking out. For a long time I had the same pattern, it happened maybe in 6 months and I don't do it anymore, it's been a few years.
I was like, everything is going to collapse, and I sent my CVs to companies to do the survey, I think that was my gig before.
To what extent is the impostor syndrome still there?
I'm still subscribed and every day I receive job boom alerts.
Wow!
I'm not even subscribed.
I'm a subscriber at the airport.
It's my old profile.
I receive things like diving,
I receive cooking,
I read it and I'm like...
Capable.
Sometimes I'm capable.
There's a process of like...
But the impostor syndrome is...
Do you sometimes say,
I can go to the interview that day,
I have to go buy my Bentley?
Yeah.
But I don't call it...
Often.
But I don't call it impostor syndrome.
For me, it's not impostor syndrome.
It's the syndrome of,
oh, I was lucky and it's going to end.
It's normal, you can't always...
A bit like in Mario Bros,
when you take a star and you go...
Tudududududu. But it's over. I feel like at the moment... No, because in Mario Bros, you know't do it all the time. A bit like in Mario Bros, when you take a star and you go... Tududu...
But it's over.
I feel like right now...
No, because in Mario Bros, you know where the stars are.
You understand, in life...
It's true.
You know, it happens.
You know, I don't know.
Sometimes you doubt your abilities.
You read the comments.
Or it's like you read the comments.
We can't do it together, the comments don't affect us.
You do editing and sometimes you do...
It's something unpleasant. The thing that you have to do is and sometimes you do... It's something unpleasant.
The thing that's fucked up is that you look at it.
It's just...
You look at it.
You know, when you record your voice,
you record your voice and you laugh and it's like...
I think it's a shame that you haven't seen it yet.
Since you're not old.
I've been doing this for 35 years.
I've had ups and downs for 35 years.
So, I'm doing well.
Maybe in two years it will be better.
Then in seven years it will start to go well again.
And then, every time it went wrong, I was like, well, it's over.
But when it goes wrong, I'm like, we'll get back to it.
I'll be back in three years.
Do you remember in 2019?
Yes, I do.
That's a sad clap, it won't come back.
Do you remember in 2019, I had my show just to go outside,
and there were 28,000 people, it was fucked up.
Me, the day after, I was in show with you, André Mathieu.
And in my head, I was like...
It's possible that it ends there.
It was the last thing I did.
It was nice. It was a good run.
That was the summit.
It was cool. I had your show at the top.
I was like, I'm going to give everything to this show.
It's going to be that. Let's say Abba & Preach, it's over.
We don't know, it's the biggest thing.
I always have this thing in my head that's like,
hey, it was the last nice thing you've done in your life.
It was the last lie.
It's like, yes, I'm going to consult.
But...
Do you want to see a psychiatrist?
Yes, but not for that.
Just for the...
Just because having...
Yes, it's a bit for that.
Just having...
as much money
while everyone around you...
it doesn't work.
Oh yeah, because you became rich during the pandemic.
And I see my friends...
I, your rich friend, who called you, who was like, it's not going well.
And then you had to...
And then I have my friends, like, with the humor, who come back to build and then you feel guilty.
You're like a kind of police officer, do you know why? Me?
Yeah.
Like, I don't know why.
So you have this shit that is a bit confronting.
The survival phenomenon.
Yes!
Let's say you had a plane crash.
No, no, that's really it.
There was a plane crash, there were 300 people on the plane.
You're the only survivor and you're like, fuck, there was people.
With children.
I'm not in the...
I made a gag to laugh how you felt, but
while that was happening,
I didn't have... like you, it really exploded during the pandemic.
It didn't explode, but my Patreon was already rolling,
and I felt guilty. I was like, damn,
I should help the world, Pis là, je me sentais coupable. J'étais comme, t'es à barna. Y'a tellement... Qu'est-ce que je devrais aider le monde?
Mais je réalisais, à ce que je suis pas assez riche pour aider le monde.
T'aide, sans toi, j'ai pas de carrière. T'aide le monde.
Non mais... Ouais, bien merci. Mais non, t'aurais eu une carrière, par exemple.
Mais t'aide, là. T'as vraiment, vraiment aidé.
J'étais... Non!
Ouais, mais t'arrêtes pas de dire ça, même. Mais la réalité, c'est qu'on le sait pas.
Pis c'qu'on peut juste se baser sur, c'est ce que nous autres, on sait. I was like, no... But don't stop saying that, Mike, but the reality is that we don't know. And what we can only rely on is what we know.
And what we know is what happened.
What happened is that you came, you helped us, and so, because of that, we have a career.
We don't know.
The other alternative is that we don't know.
We can never prove it.
If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be in a shop.
Oh, that's good, Laurier!
Yes, but it's the best shop in town.
The best shop!
The best shop in town.
The best shop.
MASH UP ABOIS MAN! MASH UP!
But yeah, that's it. I think you both are in the same period of your careers, which I find the worst period of a career.
It's fun to be paid for groceries.
It's fun to have money to buy you and say, I did it, but when you start, you don't know where you're going.
So it's just, I think I'm good, I think I'm good, but it doesn't work.
And then one day, it goes up, but you're not sure if it's going to last five years,
if it's going to last eight years or...
And then when it's like, maybe you're an old man who thinks it will last forever.
But I realize that if it stops working, I'm happy.
I have a nice run and I can create my camp.
You guys, you're not like that yet.
You know, open cut and two princes, we can do it for 10 people.
We can't do it...
It's not like we can suddenly have a preach by magic.
There are 11 people who listen to you.
It's still...
Make your videos in the Aba part and have fun.
It's very doable. I do it every day.
That's what I love, Yann.
You're great. You're perfect.
But you're right.
That's the worst, Yann.
You're right.
For example, with the web, I had this discussion with Michel when you listen to them,
it started to catch on.
We had a very tele mentality.
He was like, OK, we just made the Sandbell.
We stop that.
We go out to Six Knot Peak.
I was like, yeah, but even if we don't go out on the peak, is that the end of the world?
It's not TV.
And I said, if we stop listening, I will continue to listen in my life.
That's really it.
He's always under in the shops.
He's always under in Caïcaillerie, man. It's a problem.
It's really that.
He's always drunk, like, AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
I don't know, man.
It's a weird feeling, but it's part of life.
After that, you shake it off,
and the show must go on.
You do what you have to do,
and it's wonderful. it's beautiful moments,
it's high, it's fun,
but yeah, it's a bit comforting.
Do you have things you don't like about your psy or your psy?
No.
Do you consult?
For a long time, I said yes.
There's a chance.
There's a psychological work.
A huge chance list A huge psychological work!
I'm happy you're here.
How many years have you been together?
Almost 10 years.
Yes, I know.
Don't applaud my brother.
Everyone has their own path!
Everyone has their own path!
I wanted to ask you who you are,
but at the end of each meeting,
your sister said don't name me! I was going to ask you who it is, but I know that at the end of every meeting... What did she say? Your girl said,
Don't name me!
Yes, she said, you can say what you want about me without naming me.
Ok, ok, without naming me.
Without naming me.
Ok, perfect.
I can say what I want, you can say lies, I can say the truth, it's none of my business.
Ok.
And I can't name her.
Ok.
And I said, ah, that's a good one.
But it goes well with me.
It's just that, I know it's a different relationship, it's not like Chagy Pityne.
Sometimes she gets angry.
And says things that I hate.
Chagy Pityne gets angry non-stop.
We have the same relationship.
But in those moments I make progress, it's when she gets angry.
It's like...
Yeah. Ok. No, I'm fine with it. I'm like...
Yeah.
I think I'm taking the criticism we're talking about. I'm like, oh, oh, ok.
Touché, bitch.
It's...
Touché.
You have a lot of criticism in front of you.
Yeah, but it's huge.
I think that's it.
But it depends.
I think that...
Your person will...
will...
It depends on who you are and where you will be with that person.
But that's how I'm going to be.
I'm like, hit me with your best shot.
Say it to me. Say it to me hard.
In my face, let's go.
And I'm going to take it.
And I'm going to be like, oh, oh. I don't know if you're going to go like...
Why are you taking it?
I'm paying you. You're here for that, so let's go.
So I'm going to do like...
Oh! Oh!
Bravo! Oh! Good point!
Do you give yourself homework when you leave?
All the time, yeah.
And the thing is, she doesn't give me homework.
She insinuates homework.
That, that, that, that, that...
It would be good to work on that. So you have homework, but... I don't have to say it. I hide the end. I'm like, okay. Sometimes I'm the one who breaks it. I'm like, hmm.
We're going to work on it.
It's hard.
Yep. And it ends there.
You have to take the criticism. At the end of the day,
yes, I'm afraid I'm not adequate in my job.
It's a bit of a fear that a lot of people have.
It's like I'm going to not being adequate in my job.
It's a bit of a fear that a lot of people have.
As I said, it's a bit of an imposter.
But I'm looking forward to doing the rest of the things.
Like, well, we're going to work on this and we're going to continue.
I'm a bit of both.
That's a funny question.
Is she Haitian or Caribbean?
Are there things you have to explain to her about your you don't understand if it's not the same culture?
I was expecting so much from that!
No, but it's not that...
I'm lucky she has the same culture as me, she comes...
It's not crazy what you're saying, man.
It's not crazy what you're saying because I don't want...
You know, it's like...
When you pay 150$ per hour...
You don't want to spend 45 minutes to get tired.
The context before the problem.
I'm losing cash.
You don't want a lady who says, you're funny, you two.
It's true that you're funny, you two.
You don't want people to say, what's going on?
Oh yeah!
You risk not want to be like, hey, that's what's going on, that, that, that, and that. Oh, yeah! You risk not wanting to.
But do you see, I realized with his question that...
It was a good question, and at the same time, I would say that he, his wife, is a white woman.
And every time he's like, I'm happy she's white.
Yes, because...
Did you do do team wipes?
No, we do...
We do meetings together.
We do team wipes!
We do horse together.
Yeah.
Do you get your mask off?
Your hood.
He comes in the office,
Elon!
He's like...
Any other questions, Yanou? The office is LONNED!
Next question, Yannou?
Yes, there are others.
How many are there? There are three left.
Ok, perfect.
Catherine asks, have you seen last shows of humor?
If so, who was it?
And your blondes, which humorist do they particularly like in shows?
I saw Dumb Pac before yesterday. Dominique Paquette, who is so funny,
it was the second time I saw him and it was so funny.
Don't pack this kind of guy, you can see him 28 times.
I told my blonde, I saw him but...
He's hilarious.
He really makes me laugh.
And the end of that, is there a uberist that your blonde likes that you don't like?
Your blondes like what uberist that your blonde loves that you don't like? Your blondes love what uberist?
You just added the boot and you don't like it.
You just added it.
The last thing I saw was Melanie Couture.
Fuck, go see Melanie Couture.
Go buy tickets in your town.
Go see Melanie.
The thing is...
You could have applauded Dominique Percato.
You shouldn't have. But in her humor, what I see is new.
I'm tired of seeing ads where guys are in the basement.
Guys are not able to change their clothes, maybe they need to go to the bathroom.
I find that so bad. It's not my reality and I don't identify with it.
I find it a bit...
And she talks about her boyfriend.
Her boyfriend doesn't treat her boyfriend like a sissy.
No, he's a guy who's involved.
He doesn't keep his child.
He's a father.
You understand what I mean?
So it's very equitable.
I think I recognize myself. And... He is a father. Do you understand what I mean? It's very equitable.
I recognize myself in it.
It's true that...
Everything is based on...
The guy is a bastard.
That's it. It's a little bit disgusting.
In his humor, it's really...
It's the first time I see
equitable humor.
Not a strong girl who beats on guys guys, not a guy who bashes on girls.
No, it's a girl who's there, who says, that's how it is.
We're balanced in our relationship.
And she talks about a lot of things that are really...
She brings a new twist to the mood that I really appreciate.
So go see her show.
She's fucking funny. She's a girl who works really hard, works really well.
So go see the show.
Mélanie Couture.
Shameless plug because it's my homie.
Oh yeah.
You had plugged it.
I found it really beautiful.
My blonde told you she was.
Bibi loves it so much when people are generous in their blog.
But when the other time, you know, it was like the big I'm your daddy. He told me... That's my father.
I'm going to be a sugar saler.
And then I saw that Asti is the sugar saler's widow.
And I was like, you're kidding me.
Asti Preach is the sugar saler's widow.
And it's something.
For real. It's my genre.
And then at the end, Melanie did some plugs and said,
look, I want to... I have nothing to plug, but my friend Melanie Couture is on the show.
And then my blonde was like, damn, she's coming back.
And you know, my blonde has been working in showbiz since the 90s
and she never met someone generous.
She met you and she was like, oooh! I was like, yeah, yeah.
But no, I thought it was beautiful, I thought it was generous.
And that's it, but you have to help each other.
But I don't have the right to do one-man shows, okay?
Now, it's coming, it's coming.
I'm working on it, I'm working on it, I'm working on it, I'm working on it, I'm working on it.
But while I'm at it, I'm going to plug, I'm working on it, I'm working on it, I'm working on it.
But while I'm not, I'm going to plug my chums that I find fucking funny, you know? And I don't have this little competition thing, and I learned that from you, essentially,
which is like, you plug everyone, you help everyone, you know?
Maybe the industry will help you.
Maybe the industry will help you, we don't care, the industry will help you, you're going to help them.
And even that, you know, there was often people who told me,
yeah, it's karma, when you give good, good comes to you.
But even if it doesn't come back to you, it's not good.
It's good, it's good.
What comes to you is pleasure.
It's the Dalai Lama who said, I feel good when I do good things.
No, it's him.
It's not him?
It's Hitler.
Oh yeah, it's true.
Hitler.
But when I heard that...
Hitler.
He said that often.
Yes, often.
He said that.
He represented the world.
But when I heard the phrase of a magnifier,
when you do good, you feel good,
I had almost done what is true.
That's just it.
That's just what you need.
In any case, people who say,
being generous is useless, it doesn't come back to you,
you're maybe not as generous as that.
We can still read if it doesn't come back to you.
You shouldn't be nice with someone you don't get anything back. You're maybe not as generous as that. No, but we can still read it, you don't get anything back.
You shouldn't, let's say, be nice to someone saying,
hey, I'm nice to you.
It's going to hurt me for a long time.
It's just because it's good business.
And even just, you know, I like it when I go to the restaurant to pay
because I have the means to pay.
And when I pay, I feel happy that I paid.
You know what was doing? When we go on tour...
A little respect.
Yes, a little respect. When we go on tour, we have what we call a per diem.
That's why we're paid, as a first part, for...
Well, we're far away, so we're doing a couple of days because we're not at home.
So we have a per diem to eat.
He still pays for the restaurant.
And I said to him, dude, we have a per diem.
Yeah, but it's going to make you more money.
That's what he said.
That's how it is.
That's him.
So I learned that from him.
But you have to watch him masturbate in the bathroom.
He says, how much do you want your per diem?
That's your bus driver doing that.
That's not even...
I'm throwing my bike and my bus driver at the same time.
That's not even your bus driver.
He repeated that where I asked you get that bubble bath?
Yes, his bubble bath was called KY.
The other question, Yann.
By the way, it's not Hitler, it's not Dalai Lama, it's Jean Gouillet.
Who is it?
Jean Gouillet, who is a French cinema character.
Cool!
Thank you, Yann!
Oh, yeah, it's Jean Gouillet.
Gouillet.
Don't take it the same way, it's a beautiful French.
Jean Gouillet.
I've never heard that name.
I have no idea what it is.
The guy who says that when you give, it's good.
When you give, it's good, right Chantal?
Yeah.
Chantal, do you prefer to suck or or do you do cullingus?
Oh, fuck!
What do you prefer?
Everybody ball air.
She loves...
You're a bastard.
You, when you become...
I'm doing this for the bad guy.
You're not the bad guy on my side.
You, when you become red.
You're red, Chantal.
The green hat, that's it.
Nothing.
Marc asks, would you like to do more TV shows?
He's got a lot of talent and fits in several roles.
You'd be a good cardiologist in STAT.
Do you come back to STAT?
I imagine that the people who do, yes.
But yeah, I want to do acting, I want to do more and more.
I like that a lot.
I like that a lot.
Where is the game in Mike's head?
In what?
McBowdoin, McBowdoin.
Yes, yes.
In fact, it's their series.
It's something we try to build together.
You will check it out.
If you go to bangarang.studios
bangarang.studios
It's the most difficult thing to google.
Bangarang!
Bangarang!
You can find it on YouTube.
We did a little thing
a little thing
7 minutes, 8 minutes
a little episode.
And we want to do something with it, maybe a movie.
But yeah, I like to do acting, it's funny, it's really funny.
Yeah, it makes me...
I auditioned for something that was already on TV.
And I got it, I can't really talk about it.
But...
No, I can't, that's it.
Except that...
Are you really a castellogue for STAT? No, I'm not a state catalog.
Because I had to make a guy
who is like...
a little bit crazy in the head
and who is good with weapons.
What the production of this thing didn't know
is that I have my license to acquire weapons.
And you're crazy in the head?
A little bit, yes.
Yes.
Definitely.
You know, I kind of...
I kind of transformed a room
in our house
where everything is...
You have a safe room.
There are people at the moment.
They don't have a house.
He has a house just for guns.
I make my audition
and I take a gun and I'm like
click, click, click, click, click.
It's very funny. They yes, they turned around because they were scared.
Yes, they were scared.
Oh, this guy is going to come to us.
So when you were auditioning, did you improvise things by naming the guns you have for real?
No, I did exactly what was in the audition, except that I think it was not expected to have a real gun in the audition I sent.
So I sent it and I was like, do what you want. They did it like I read it was not expected to have a real guy in the show I sent. So I sent it and I was like, do what you want, and they did it like I read it.
It took 24 hours.
It seems that the auditions are in Zoom.
Self-tape.
So you were in your basement with your AK-47 and...
When did your love for the Andes start?
When I had the cadet.
I was in the cadet of the air and we were shooting from the 22.
That's when I learned to shoot.
And then later...
What does 22 mean?
The 22 is a tiny caliber.
The size of the bullet?
Yes, it's a caliber, the size of the bullet.
And that's it. I learned how to shoot there.
You're a natural, because from the beginning you're like,
how do you shoot a killer?
The most natural ones are women.
Women are, first of all, better than guys.
To shoot?
To shoot, yeah.
And then they have the center of gravity lower than whatever.
I don't know what science is, I didn't learn. Since lower than whatever, I don't know what the science is, I didn't learn it.
Since they're smaller...
I don't know.
They're the only ones who don't hold the gun anyway.
That's the blacks.
Eric, you have to put the gun.
The thing is, there's people...
Go ahead.
No, no.
There's people in the army shooting like that, it's just because they have two scopes on your gun, you'll have a scope for the long...
Yeah.
And you'll put a scope on the side for the run, so it'll be like...
Bam, bam, you'll take it.
Oh yeah?
No, but I'm happy, I'm happy!
When...
We'll go shoot some money.
I'll just cut your anecdote.
I went to shoot some gun in Vegas with Preach, and we had a gun that shot like, let's say, 900 bullets per second.
A mini gun.
It shot like...
Go to my Instagram, the picture. I'm done and I'm like, my hands are burning! And then I'm like, are your hands burning?
And he's like, no, my hands aren't burning.
But there are gloves!
He's like, no, I brought my gloves, you have to wear gloves.
I was like, who could have told me that before...
So for three days I had my hands on this red thing.
That's to say that there are people who collect Pokemon, I collect weapons.
You have both, you have more than one.
But yeah, that's it.
All of this to say, you can answer the question of the person you want to act.
Yeah, that's it, the question was...
Yeah, I want to do more acting.
Perfect.
It's the short answer.
So yeah, that's it.
So your audition, you got a gun. Oh yeah, and I was like, oh shit, there's a gun!
The next day I got an answer, I was like, yes, we're going to take it.
Wow!
Soon!
Is it a movie or a series?
It's a series.
They're going to take Bouscotte.
You're crazy, it's the boys from the 22nd and 16th.
We're so proud of you!
Why did he take a bunch of trees?
Well, Yann.
Someone is asking if you're going to do more Mike Ward contests in your living room.
I would!
Are you kidding me?
Jean Raffret, you are...
You're giving it a taste.
You were really fun.
You know, we might not be able to catch up with the others.
Why?
That's insulting.
They are fun,
but you know, it's like, we can get together
in St. Louis.
We can have people exactly like them.
What a movie you named it.
You said in Saint...
In Saint something, but I don't know, I invented something.
In Saint-Helene. Saint-Helene.
But I was so lucky at the time, with the Gung Mugs in your living room.
And the guy here was so motivated. Yeah, that's why I say that,
because we can never reach that.
Apparently, he called Chantal.
The guy already had equipment.
He made a stage call.
He made a bar in the back.
When we arrived,
I just told Steve in a gag,
we go into the club,
I said to Steve, I'm like, I'm going to knock the world down. But for me, it in a gag, we go into the court and I said to Steve, I'm like,
knock on the door Steve. But me it was a gag and he knocked and I was like,
Steve, I'm not at ease. And then I thought, I said, hey, hi.
No, it's crazy, this guy is wonderful. Nice.
The toilet is great. The toilet is great.
The bar, is great. We'll be back soon.
The bar is great.
They jump on the spot.
The bar.
Come on now.
I don't have...
You jump.
Is it comfortable?
I'm comfortable.
Listen, we're not even warm.
No.
We're not talking.
It's fucking hot outside.
No, for the rest, perfect.
What's the name of the guy?
Martin.
Oh yeah.
Huh?
Olivier. Olivier. Good job. Good job, Martin? Oh yeah. Olivier. Olivier?
Yeah.
Good job.
Bravo Olivier.
Good fucking job.
Bravo Olivier.
Good fucking job.
The guy, that's why I was saying that, is that we arrived here and if we needed a piece of wood to screw something, he'd pitch it and he'd saw a piece,
he'd make something for us.
So, you know...
It's rare that places are able to make something.
It's rare.
It's like you're in a bungalow in Blaisville.
You're like, hey, do that for me.
No, Chris, we have a stage. That's what I Good job! We have a stage!
That's what I told the guy!
The stage is more hot than the brothel!
You know?
The brothel is not a real stage!
It's something else!
It's a beautiful platform!
It's hot!
It's hot!
So, there are still questions.... There's one from the audience.
The person can come and ask it.
Like that, it will be more precise.
I have a little bit...
Go ask your question.
My question is,
you developed your podcast and you did a great job.
Thank you.
Thank you, that's nice.
What motivated you to integrate the new generation in all of this? I wanted to come to Mont Laurier one day.
I thought, if I go somewhere that everyone goes,
the guys just for laughing, will I play in a shop that smells like ass?
No.
For real, no, but...
For real, it's that when I...
And I... I talk about this guy.
Often, there's Jacques Chevalier Longueuil,
that when I was young, it was...
The blue-puds, he was a legend.
He was one of the bosses just for fun. He was a blue-poodle.
He was the one who decided who was making a gala and who wasn't.
I didn't want to make a gala because it didn't do any gala. And I didn't want to do any gala because gala didn't work.
But at the time, doing a gala, I don't know why, you were becoming a star.
And every year I would tell him, Chris, it doesn't work, stop booking me.
And he would book me and I wasn't able to say no because he would give me $3000.
And for me, $3000 was the quarter of my salary.
Even half of my salary at the beginning.
For the year, I kept doing the show.
And then when I broke, I did Asti.
The way he kept giving me chances.
When I'll have the opportunity to do this, I'll do that.
And Guilla Le Page, he was really cool with me too.
And there were so many people who are cool. And there were so many people who were cool, and so many people who weren't cool.
So I did, when I'll have the chance to be cool with the world, I'll be cool with the world.
And that's what I like about my show.
There's one of the shows on TV that I did called Clip-a-Man.
That it didn't really matter to that in Quebec, but I gave...
I liked that I could hire humorists.
Yeah, and I didn't write it down, I remember. The first time I talked to you,
we were at the Charleau, which means we were at Place des Arts,
and you had bought all the beer.
I remember you had bought all the beer.
Yeah, I was always doing that. When the bar was closing,
it was like the Ascalbe, and I was like, OK, Lascar, how many beers are left?
I don't know. Count the beers in the fridge.
Then they came back, there were 80 left. I bought 80 beers.
Then I bought all the beers and gave them to everyone.
I remember, I had never talked to you.
I was writing with some people who played on ClipToman.
I was working on Cliptoman, making some money.
So I told you, Mike, we don't know each other, but thanks to you, I'm an author.
I wrote about Desmoris on Cliptoman, and I made some money, thank you.
You just asked for a beer. You gave me a beer and you left.
That's what I wanted to do.
I wouldn't have had to do it. It was like... Yes, that's it.
For me, it was always natural.
And I think it should always be that.
No, it's cool to hurt people.
No, but it's not true.
No, but you know, power is to help others.
But it's good to...
When you...
You don't have to hurt people.
And now, it's going to be more...
It's not even going to be philosophical.
But...
He's going to be three hot guys who are jazzing.
When I started listening to you,
the thing I liked was to book, let's say,
a humorist of...
I could book a 19-year-old humorist
who was a bit woke, queer, and you put a 75 year old old man who is a bit asty, misogynist, but after 2 minutes...
They sleep together.
Yeah, yeah, that's it. Because mis misogyny is stronger than the woke.
That's why I started the podcast. So that the world can hear you.
No, but it's just that a comedian who is 80 years old, who is 20 years old,
we are a particular species, no matter who you are.
Let's say you talk to Yvonne Deschamps.
When you talk to Yvonne, it's a legend.
At first, you're really impressed.
After 10 minutes, you talk to yourself,
and then you talk to the legend.
Then you talk to someone who's just starting.
You talk to a colleague, yeah.
It's the same, it's the two of them. They're the same, the same, whether it's a man or a woman,
whatever, we're all the same. What's funny, on the other hand, what's very funny,
sometimes you talk to someone who is an open-market, a little bit of success or a guy who has just
one tour and he talks to you as if he's a comedy legend and there are smoke glasses and you're like, how does it work?
Yeah, but that too, like I said, it's not a region, it's an individual.
Yeah, and also sometimes you talk to them after three minutes, and even from the very
famous people, sometimes you talk to famous, famous, famous comedians, and after three
minutes you say, it's not a comedian, it's a faggot, it's a widow, it's a widow,
it's someone who arrived, and Gilbert at the time said,
OK, you're going to be a millionaire, and...
That's what Gilbert did.
Yeah.
But yeah, that's it.
But I've always liked helping comedians, since I've always appreciated those who helped me.
Fun fact! Fun fact! Mike is the first person of the owners of the Bordel Comedy Club who told me his name.
And who asked me his name. Who asked my name.
Oh, you worked there, what's your name?
I was working, that's why.
Before asking his name, I said, hello black guy.
But he didn't say it.
He's so respectful.
I'm so respectful.
I don't want to go to the bathroom.
No, I protect the image. Do you have another question, Yann? I don't want to have a fucking I'm going to present that. Yes, 100%! When you're famous, you think everyone knows you, but it's not everyone who knows you.
But the web sometimes...
I was in Egypt with a guy, I don't know if you know him, his name is Georges Saint-Pierre.
And we went to Edouard Montpetit, and...
The one who loves dinosaurs.
Huh?
The one who loves dinosaurs.
The one who loves T-Rex.
And I also like T-Rex, but not the same.
Anyways, so there, like, a year, I was with two of my friends, we went clubbing in Montreal,
and he had a big party coming up in two weeks, billboards everywhere.
And I arrived, we met, and he was like, hey Eric, what's up George, I introduce you.
I introduce my friends, and George said to my friends, hey Hi, my name is George.
And I was like, Chris, we know you!
Same thing with the blender.
I was just fascinated by the fact that if George St-Pierre,
in the hype of his career, presents himself,
everyone has to be present.
You can't assume that people know you.
You know, once there was a kind of reportage,
I don't know where I saw that, it was ABC News or something like that,
it was the most famous people worldwide,
and Oprah was number one at 91%,
and Tom Hanks at 89%.
And instead of saying, Chris, Oprah, 9 out of 10 recognize her,
it's impressive.
I was like, Chris, there's one out of 10 people who don't recognize Oprah.
So I'm like, every time I meet someone, I'm like,
I think I'm pretty well known in Quebec,
but I'm less known than Oprah in her good years.
So, let's say, one out of five people don't recognize me.
So I should introduce myself.
It's the same thing I always wanted to do.
It makes sense.
Yann.
He had his microphone in his pocket.
Yann, Yann, your mom...
Yann, he was...
Did you have another business?
No, but it's...
The guy keeps the cryptocurrency.
Yann, I'm Mike.
Can you ask me one last question?
Do you have or at least... Did we finish a last question from the audience?
I have one more question.
It's Catherine who asks, what do you like about a...
Well, it's for those who have podcasts on the panel.
You all have podcasts, anyway.
What do you like about a person you receive on your podcast?
What are the characteristics of a good invited person?
The best invited people in my opinion are people over 40 years old who have lived and are not afraid of business.
If you're not afraid and you've lived and you've made a lot of mistakes, then you're ready to talk about your mistakes. It's funny, it's the people who don't realize the impact of the web.
So they save themselves.
Don't you think it's the opposite?
Some people don't realize the impact of the web, so they say nothing.
Like Michel Barrette who didn't think your business was the prize.
Because we did the Modest Fest last week.
And I was in the same place with Michel Barrette.
Michel Barrette.
Michel Barrette had no idea what it was.
He had no idea what it was.
And then he goes, and then he opens up.
He's there, he's jazzing, let's go, he's telling us stories.
And he tells me that in the lodge, it's fucking funny.
And then one day, I was going to Maxis,
and I stopped and a guy stopped me and said,
Oh yeah, so you were a tycoon, you stole your business when you were young.
He was like, how do you know that?
You said it in a podcast, it's been 6 months since he did the podcast.
He was like, he went back to see his son and was like,
Hey, under the guise of it, do you have a lot of people watching this? He turned around to see his son and said, Hey! Are you listening?
Is there a lot of people watching this?
And then he said,
I'm like, are you a superman?
It's the most
French-speaking
podcast in the world!
He said, OK!
OK!
OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! OK!
It's just funny to! Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
It's just funny to see, and it's true because
sometimes I do things on TV, like I did the bye-bye in 2020,
we talked about it for three months.
I did like LOL, we talked about it for three months,
but the episode with Burgos, we talked about it for five years!
He's extraordinary, it's the best episode! It's the best episode ever. It's the best episode ever. It's the best episode ever. Anyways, yeah, that's it.
The impact.
The impact.
Who like me treats you like a big guy in the first 20 minutes?
Exactly.
He wants to warn you.
Watch out for your diabetes.
Exactly.
He didn't listen to you.
Maybe Burgos tried to warn you.
Watch out!
Watch out!
I told you to come back.
But yeah, one-on-one.
He was like, after he did...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Maybe Burgos was warned about it. Yes! Be careful! Be careful!
I'm telling you, you're coming!
He was like, after he did,
I wanted to say, diabetes is not big.
But yeah, a perfect guest,
it's really someone who leaves,
someone who generates his person.
I'm not afraid of...
I find that, let's say, the evolution, and there are people who would say it's not an evolution, but the show realities opened doors, and the documentaries, in the past, before Netflix, we didn't see documentaries.
There were one or two documentaries that we saw.
It was really like a horror movie, but that's it.
Or if you had Télé Québec, it wasn't really the place.
But now, there are so many documentaries.
So we're used to seeing people talking, like real people.
And podcasts have brought that too, to hear the world.
When I was a little kid, I watched TV and I was like,
what is Chambranville? It seems like there is no one who talks about the same thing.
And now, in podcasts, we talk like the world.
And I think when you have a guest, that it's someone who comes from the world, And I think when you have a guest who is someone who comes from the TV world,
who you're always used to seeing, who doesn't speak like the real world. When you see Vero
speak like the real world, you lose your brain. You're like, let's see, we're talking!
My best documentary moment is, there was a documentary on David Beckham and Victoria Pache.
There was a moment, it was a meme, she was talking and she said,
you know what, I was from a working class.
She said she was from the working class.
And then David Beckham who says, babe
babe, it's the truth
I was like what?
tell the truth, what?
tell the truth, but I tell the truth
excuse me, what did your father
tell you to bring you to school?
a Rolls Royce?
thank you, and he answered
and I was like it was the best
check of reality of life And I was like, it was the best check of reality of life.
I was like, that's true. She's a little more disconnected from life.
He's like, no, I have a budget to be there.
And she, to defend herself, she said, it wasn't a Rolls Royce of the year.
I'm like, nobody, nobody, nobody who is part of the working class has a pink nose from any fucking year.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Stupid Chris.
Sorry.
I was too far away.
My mistake.
You stole a red rose.
Anyways.
So Yann, is that the end?
Well, there may be other questions.
There are several people who are asking about Preach.
What did you do in Russia?
Can you tell us about that? Is that the end? There may be other questions. There are several people asking about Preach.
What did you do in Russia?
Can you tell us about it?
I'm an espion.
Excuse me, are you an espion?
No, no, I was going to do...
I was a dance teacher.
They invited me to judge a dance competition
and teach the dance there.
Do Russians dance bad?
No, they dance fucking good.
Oh, no, they're fucked up a little.
The only flaw is that they shave the heads of Ukrainians.
Yes.
That's the only problem.
But that's it, I went there to judge a dance competition.
Not a good gag, but it makes me laugh a lot.
I said it and then nobody, and I was like...
You're a good gag.
They don't know.
I was going to teach you dance and...
How much did they pay you for that?
I don't remember.
But you'll see Saint Petersburg on your arm.
Oh yeah, I understand. No, but they paid me,
it was 4 days.
My pay was maybe...
No, it wasn't long, because
they didn't take the most...
the most...
A lot of flights.
It was 31 hours flight, 30 hours
flight, 31 hours return,
10 hours of flights to Heathrow,
which is the airport in airport in the UK, near London.
I had a dance competition and I taught the dance there.
Were you the only black guy in town?
Definitely. There were 3 other guys who was so happy to see me HAHAHAHA!
He can't say it, he's a rick!
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He was so happy to see me!
He yelled!
He was a barman in the bar!
Did you really salute each other guys like a biker?
Yes!
It must be...
No matter what I see!
Oh, but you do that even in Montreal.
Yes.
No matter what I see...
No matter what I see...
No matter what I see...
I see a Royce like...
Do you know him?
No.
I'm telling you, you're not going to believe me.
I'm sure he's hot.
I'm sure he's hot.
Like him and me, we connect.
Yes.
We have you.
Yes, we have you.
He has so little contact that you compare him to him. I understand. We're connecting. Yeah.'t have the same beard.
No, high speed. No, no, but it's in your head.
Yes, you're doing the move.
Bravo.
What's your name?
What's your name?
Ben.
He doesn't agree.
I don't know, I just said his name!
Ben doesn't agree. Ben is in a limbo.
But he has a hot connection.
There's nothing to shit about.
Good stuff, we know.
Hello, yes.
Thank you, Ben.
Thank you for being here, Ben.
Thank you for being left. Yes. Hey, Thank you Ben. Thank you for being here Ben. Thank you for being here.
Thank you all.
Ben, you, the rest, don't be shy.
A big round of applause for Ben. Ben!
Thank you Ben!
Thank you all.
Thank you Jan.
Thank you, you, you went to the toilet because you were hot.
Thank you.
Thank you to your top, who didn't fall.
He works hard, your great work.
Very hard.
Very hard.
Thank you very much.
So surely, thanks to you,
we'll do another mic in your living room.
Thank you for not having
fucked up the tradition.
Thank you.
Thank you, singer. Thank you,! Fuck the tradition! Thank you, thank you Chantal!
Thank you to the showbac!
Thank you!
Yeah
Oh, Ben, do you have a question?
Ben, do you have a question?
He doesn't want to answer?
Ben doesn't want to answer!
Ben wants to ask a question!
Give Ben the mic, just to see!
He was like, hey, I don't connect with you for real!
He was like, hey, I don't connect with you for real.
Actually, my question was... We all know the importance that Macward has on...
Everything that's new in Quebec's humor.
All the importance it gives to the new humor that comes.
My question was more for...
What is it for someone like Iain,
who works behind the camera, who is always...
What's the point of Iam?
Wait, wait! Your question is not for me!
No!
But you... But no! But you're for Iam!
I told you he's...
He's not going to take off his cap and ask for more!
He doesn't connect! He doesn't connect!
Oh, yikes!
He doesn't connect!
I told you it was for Colt!
Ok! Ask Iam a question! Ben, Ben, you're not going to answer.
Ben, answer your question.
You're a fraud Ben.
To defend yourself, Jan, take off your tie.
Yeah!
He doesn't accept it.
It's not a real show. Ben, are you a real show?
It's a real show.
Not a super.
No, it's a real show. Go's a real show! Not super!
We'll do the move!
My question was, we know how important it is that McWard has all the new ones in the mood today.
I want to know what is the impact on people like Yann who works behind the camera,
who works day after day in all podcasts You want to see if he is recognisable after more than 500 episodes
to know what has changed for him
we know his
TikTok show
on TikTok, I follow him on
social networks
what were the big changes
in your life in the last few years
since the Mike Ward
It's a good question
Yes because he has a big show and you are elegant. Yes.
Hey, bravo.
Thank you Ben.
And now the people don't see him, you didn't film him, but he said hi to Thomas.
And you were very respectful.
Oh, thank you.
I thought it made me look good.
So, Yann. The impact, let's say. Oh, my God! Yes! It makes me feel good. Thank you.
Jan?
The impact, let's say...
It's a house, it's fun.
Yes.
There's the salary, but it's the trips, the gang trips, the gang meals...
It's because Mike is a...
You said twice to eat.
Yes.
The meals, the food, the snacks...
It's weird because I feel like I'm Slash and I'm the guitarist of an iconic band.
And Métis?
There's a hat! Yeah!
I feel like I'm part of a legendary adventure.
I'm listening to Mike, Mike is an idol, I'm still in Star Wars.
So, I'm Axl Rose!
Yeah!
Yeah!
You're the one who's getting old! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahWorks, but on average, it's a waterfall.
Yeah, I agree.
It's a trip, a big trip.
You were there when the jet arrived.
The Atlantis jet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wouldn't have lived without these things. I feel like I'm part of something historical that I know.
And you know, the question of helping the next generation,
but you, in your show, invite a lot of people to your podcast.
Let's say Will Pack. Will Pack is funny, I wouldn't know who he is if it wasn't for you.
I like that, to see comedians from the audience. I also like to encourage podcasts from the audience.
Like you, I'm asked to invite people and I accept at least one per month to try to give, you know, because I still have a little traction.
I'm going to give him a little bit of a sub-listener interview.
So, I'm going to give him a little bit of a sub-listener interview.
Bravo Yann!
Yeah.
Bravo Yann.
Hey, for real, I would go into the sub-listener story.
It was the best last question.
Thank you Ben.
Oh, Ben! Bravo!
Thank you Ben!
Usually, it sucks all the time, but thank you my friend.
Because it's a show. No, not thank you my friend. Because it's a show?
No, not because it's not good.
Should we finish this?
Long live the bald!
And Yann, that's done in the editing, we see Hitler his head and then he loses his hair.
No, no, I don't think so.
The real hot is Mussolini.
Mussolini was hot? Ok.
We're going to do that.
It's not wrong! It's Mussolini. Google it!
Thomas just left the party.
Yes!
Thank you everyone.
Thank you.
You are awesome.
You are awesome.
Thank you all.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, thank you, Cardis.
We have...
Bravo.
Thank you, Mitchel.
Thank you.
Thank you. You