Mike Ward Sous Écoute - #600 - Derek Seguin et Pantelis

Episode Date: October 12, 2026

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Thank you. Thank you, everyone. Goodsword. Welcome to Mike Wardsu's I'm excited to be there to sit here I'm not too show

So, yeah That's my show I'm an annoy You know, and then I'm anew to public, I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy I'm happy to

Have you commenced to I've recommenced I've recommanced a little A little bit, you know I'll say In the last podcast I've got a little book When I was at Becker

And Cork And I've got these notes, and at that that's good. But have you tried to have you have you

have done? No, no, no, no, I'm not, no, I'm not done. I've been after the St.

Belle. I've, I've, I've got, I've just, you know, I think, to see, I'm

think, I'm these ideas, but I'm going to be what's going to happen, but I'm not pressed.

I'm not pressed, and I'm I've remarked, I've written, I've written, I've written, I've ever seen how much of my, I'm really realizing at how much my infancy was bizarre, just as time that I've been some time that I've done, and then I've done, I'm a little detrake. So, I see, so I, I don't know, it's what, the show, but I, I've, I've, I've put these notes on my my infance.

I've been played some I'm in talking about you. And she said, we talked, we're talking what she

had to what she had done and it's the affair the first I had been the same

my life. And I'm like that that I'm that I'm content to not be a woman in

2006. You know, it was an tristess and then he had that and it was a

and it or so that you're not in the piece, you'll bring up the notes. So, so, but I know not that

it's not but I'm not no, I'm not no, no, it's so, I'm good, I'm being, and I'm relaxed,

and it's for the contact with the public I've got so I'm so I'm, so even if I've never

if I're not to do stand-up before one, two, or five years, maybe not 20 years,

it'd be weird recommenced at 74 but I think I think a year, you know, you know,

do you want to do you know not on? No. No? No. I'm but I'm

but I'm like, but when I go in the club, I'm so see, I'm seeing the

person before me and it's not much so. Okay. But I like to

go to see to see I'm not It will have been I'll have to I

know, I'm I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, but I'm going to

see that and I'm going to and I'm so, I'm, but I like that,

it's just it's just it's not in my habits of life. You're do you

do you do you do so no, no, no, no, no,

but, no, but, no, Well, I, I, I,

I, but I read all the special that's on Netflix the four

first minutes. Okay. And after that I decroche, but you have been

an affair, you know, I've talked, you know, when we enrageted the special

for Netflix, I had, I had , I've, I've, I've got so

really so inspiring, because Chris, he was She was mean. She said he was a

movie and it's got it's got it's got that's over $800 million and he's

null at chien and there I'm coming on my head I'm a roy and it's

so I'm my poor comparer at Kavanard but my my show

is better than my classier. Well, hey we we're we start

this yes sir really content really content of my

invite. These two these good friends and the two of the guys that I've tried

with in English, it will be weird to do that podcast in French, with their other,

it's two guys that one, it's a second time, it's a

second of a ten of a few, maybe, but I don't know many,

many, many of many of many times, but there's there Derex

and Panteles. Thank you to be there. With Titu Commandited by Dumorriere,

why you've got out of the money? You'd want to be he'd be frayed. He'd want to but no. He said, he said,

he said you the time? It's true? I've had the time finally. Oh, yeah, no, no.

It's right he marked to talk to talk to the podcast, that's the time to do you, get a good, the time of

a time, he's not passionate. He's not aggressive. It's not. No, I'm sorry,

I'm really content to be here. Thank you. Thank you. We're not, we're doing, we had made, you know, Michel, we'd

make some of the show at Just For Laughs in, did you, 2008, we were young, we were beautiful, we were... It's a little traumatizing to hear-hecuted that.

No, but you're still Bo, Bonn. Well, thank you also, Mike. Well, thank you. Thank you. It's a rote, in the clip that we've been

I just got me fucking me demanded to their suci the gran he and that's

that's so, but yeah, I'm a good, yeah, I'm

too, a bobo mace. I like your mouth. That's you're you're

known at you know, so at you when you started to do

do you know, but I did you know, but I'm at the Neste

that I did have to encountered on Nest or works? In prison, I think.

Honest, I think. I think that yes. I think that I'm a manned, my memory

is totally epipatable, I'm sure, I'm not to get, even the name of people who are

my friends, you see, it's just, it's, people, we've been to

have gone on the people, he's not, he boas he boas a lot, he boasts,

I'm all the time been the And that, let's my blonde, as soon as we're when we're talking, like, I'm doing,

I'm like, if someone arrive, if I don't present not, say, hey, hello, yeah,

yeah, it's that, you know, what's what? And then, I say, well, the person, then,

it's my reye, and I'm, and I'm, but I'm no idea that's my reels. I'm very, even with my

children, I say, I'm, I say, I'm, I'm, so, so,

Hello, I'm Jimmy. Oh, yeah. They do, they do? Yeah, they're cool for that. Oh, see, it's good, so. It's good. Yeah, that, that's the merdered to give to someone.

So, now, you're recommenced to board of the water. I think it's the first I was to borrow to the water. It's a vodka, Mike. It's a word of vodka.

You know, oh, Chris, nice. It's not, no, it's a lot. It's a 50th in a star. Oh, yeah. I know, I see. I see. The prostate enfle, you have, fucking irrigate a little bit.

Ah, yeah. Do you have you any of the problem of a lot of because you've been a

time you know, you know, you know that's a problem of the health

we're, we're the kind of lifestyle that all, all, all the

designs at the medicine, it's like I'm like, I'm try to

play that I'm I'm a list that I know co-cha of the

apatite, that's that sounds interesting. You have you have you have you that?

No, no, I'm sorry I'm I'm sorry but I'm but I'm my art

my heart are you are all correct but you're you're plus beer or

you're more more? Okay, well I'm I'm I'm a much of

I'm yeah yeah I'm yeah it's also you're too.

Yeah 2022 27 Asty New Ann New Year That's...

You're super in Santee. Especially, you've lost all of your pot. Not all my but I'm

a bit of health. I'm not too of coffee. You eat coffee by day. You eat a

coffee, but you eat well. You're not. You've fumed, young, huh?

No, I'm I'm in a year. Okay. At at what age? I have

maybe 20 years, and I'm like that's like for me. It's just it's the the day that's

that's you're to start at what age? At 11 I've started 11, 11,

tabernal. I had had arighted the last last four four years. Oh, shit.

I was, I'm sure, but that why, what's what is going to five?

I've a cigarette. No, but you do what? It's what the element of the

thing? There's an element declancheer? I, I'd visit my chom,

went to to get to get to In the way, you know, it's super beau, you know, there's a fucking little brisot in a lot, and then, and he said, you know, and he's had to be in a cigarette.

I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm saying, it's cool, let me me a cigarette. We're doing it, and as soon as soon as soon as you're, I was fine, at a sturess, you're like, to be in a stee, direct

to depender, and then, and then, you're parted. And, in fact, I've done, especially for my my parents, you know, because... You've got to come to your children?

Yeah. For that you're not? No, because... I realized that they're null to shie so that's it's going to for that I'm

there's a lot of there's still if they're if they're you were to you were to for them to have to have their

to have their and they're going to they'll not afforded these children that I'll let my money that's not they're not

they're being they're being they're yeah it's it's good it's good there's there's cool you

there are two dance in this moment Oh, yeah, it's for that I'm trying to to repair that. You like, I like.

I'm just only like two. So, it's for that there's just two in the cell. The other

is even not that I'm not that I'm not that's it's just two in a same, so we're saying

if Sophie's choice, easy choice. It's sure that we pitch Andy in Riveyer. You,

you want of the children. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then, there, is you something that's

like a plan let's on, you say, okay, the, the next I'll meet that

I'm going to my mom of my of my own, or you don't know, so it's more,

but I'm you know, you're not, you're not, you're not, you're not, oh, I think

it's been two weeks that had a woman, yeah, I'm sorry, man, Dissolay.

No, no, it's my choice. But I also, I'm single. Why? So, me, and you're single? Let's go. Let's go. It's how. It's how to retombing

in the 50s? It's fucking impoverantable. Okay. Oh, yeah? Honestly, when you've said that you're both again, it's really touch.

Oh, it's the first time that I've heard that in six months. Okay. It's not that I'm saying. I'm at Tinder, and, you know, I've seen all,

even the fucking Facebook Marketplace Dating, whatever. Yeah, yeah, it's so, there's fucking these pune usager, and you're more. You have to, you know, there's a marketplace dating? Yeah, on Facebook, yeah. So, you magazine a matla

with a tach of piss and three at the side. That's just, I just a lot of thing. A toaster a don't know. He, he sees the bag of marriage

that's on the front, and it's like I go to go to. Yeah. And what's what's what's the the,

the, the, the, the, the, they're who are seeing who are

not, who are not, that's, it's really difficult on my orgueue,

because I read, you've got, a message, I've been, maybe, a message,

but the, like, I, say, the, I'm, I'm, I'm there,

I'm, and I'm, Belle, and cute, I, see, you're called this,

, You're beautiful. I'm, I'm sure. I'm sorry on me, man, it's, you know, I know,

I know that's like tabanac. You know, B. Arthur. It's, the fuck,

it's, the fuck, peree, the saskatch who's fucking, you're good for you, I,

see, but tabarnack, I'm like, it's not that desperate yet, you know? I don't

I'm not superficial, but you know, there's a limit to fucking You're not But there's A bit of

They're not superficial They're They're They're They're You're You're You are unfuckable

The message That you are unfuckable. But it's tough, It's tough For my For my my

value of my value of my point that it's a way, you know, I think I'm

I'm gonna I'm gonna say that I'm no, it's sure that there there's a bell,

they're like, they're like that's a super vedette Direct Segan it's sure that's a scam that can't

not be the real Derek Segan that's what I have to tell myself right. Yeah,

well, well, there they're there, they're there, that you're that you

devere and that you I was a celibate I'm saying my proxane my next blonde

I'm not, I'm not with what she has a look at her to judge I'm

to judge the human at the place so you you point a gay podcast

you're just these women that's just that they have their personality yeah yeah

you imagine maybe they don't you know I patch not in and they're in plus, it would be

a trice in a moody I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry but I'm quite dissu

that she she'd not, I'd not say the next I'm at she'll

she has she's she's great she's it's fun but it's but it it's like

it's like tabarne I'm I'd have to I'd have to find

a lead that you find but I I'd have a girl that's fine. I'd prefer that for you

Yeah, well, yeah. Oh, yeah, me also, you know, yeah,

100% 100% so we'll see that I'll see, that you lead,

is that, is that you're answer, or it's just No, no, X,

just, okay, is he are, okay, is he's, one, she's,

but she, she, she, she, I'm not , you, I can't, you,

I can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, that you're on Tinder, I was just a few of the show the week of the month of the time you click,

you see, you want, oh, tabarnat. Now, you respond, I can't believe that you exist? You respond, or you respond, even not?

She has answered, you know, I've said, a little bit. You have responded, because you've been in show, and you're like,

because it's the sole who's been the only that you've said, you know, I've, you know, Too, it's just like

eight people. Maybe it's just your profile. Eight, gross lead, who are I'm going to have Is that you

can't do you know, I'm doing for you know, I've done, and I've done, and he had bese a woman

because of me. You're in, you can't be able to But I'm made to say, to do you to see,

I'm doing, I'm sorry, you know, no, no, you, you, you're doing to have been

a guy, you, you're I'm going to have written for you. Maybe. We've got to write some I think, let's

you know, you'd mind if you know, but I realized the family of non-aulist of cats. I'm not going to be

a woman of age. Okay. I've been to let's a crisis of a year. Derek,

we've seen we've seen we've seen the experiment with Tinder, you've not, you've not the choice, but no, you're not

the choice? You search like 18-22? No, So it's... It's... There was a moment before I started,

I started with my last year, I had like a reg, it's a... It's a difference of age between my my previous and

the age and the age and I'm... But now, my fuck, my fee, is old. So, we've changed the regs.

It's finished. At what? At which, at which... At which? At the age? Thirty-eight, it's not

more than 38. Not more than... And then, not more than what? 38. Okay. You can't be dating?

No. No, like, 48, maybe, 408. 38, 48, that's a much.

It's a large. Yeah. It's a large, oh, yeah. And so, you're

that's, you're not a lot? Okay, okay. Okay. No, so,

so, so, so, so, so, so, it's, it's,

I'm a guy so sensible and I want to meet sexy, funny looking for fun my name semblable

hashtag no faddies ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha But, but it's tough also The part of the Fee's always

Nofumeur s'uple If you're gonna fuck you judgey. Ah, yeah. Or those who they don't know

can't you know, can you just do you know, I'm don't know if you've been, it's an idea

that I've been just a chain of business you know, these avions, the autobuses just the affairs of fumers

delight st, you of the restaurants dating, you know, it can be like the guy who's like

virgin mobile virgin airplane fucking smokers delight yeah, you're not don't know there

Yeah. All right. You're an idea. I'm still. But I'm an impression, you know, I've had funed long time. When you freenchie

someone who fume, it's not trinked not, but as if you're just that it's up, you know, it's it's a pue, it's a degalasse. I'm so,

but it's a good idea, your business. Now, You're not rendered, I don't know, I don't know I don't know if it's applications. Not encore, no. I don't think not that's going to arrive. Oh, yeah.

No. What's, what you, so. So, so, so, so, not really, I'm doing, I, I've seen my, I, I'm going to, I'm not, I'm not, it's different, you know, I do, you, see, I, yeah, that's, so, so, so.

So, so, now, there, in plus, to, where, there's, there's different, there's, you get to do, it's weird, you. It's just, you, it's, there's not time. But, for example, if I can, 53, it's not so

so for a fumarer. That, now, I mean, I mean, I feel like, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I'm think not really that, it's, it's, I'm going to run. Yeah, there, you're, uh, your show, he's sule bar to sort, you. Mm. In March. But I, but I do, yeah, I've got, yeah, I'm still, yeah, I'm going to, I'm going, uh, I'm There's still still in the date of rodage at St. John, Longueuey, the stuff like...

Is your billiard for your one-man show, your first? It's, you or Jesus? Oh, Jesus. Okay. Who is so... You've visited the cell? No. Astic is a good cell.

It's a whole thing. Oh, yeah. Really, it's one of the most bell cell in Montreal, so... Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, I'm saying, it's for you, it's for you, it's really, it's for your type of show, it's intimate. It's okay, let's go. Is it the billets are in-vanced? Yes.

Okay. I don't know if they're they're not they've been to it's been it's a lot of fun. March, the 9th

and 10? It's okay. Oh, oh, it's what that? Viagra. Nice. I see.

That, that would be a bad. That, I'd just to have someone who's always if you ever,

there's probably a large LED all right? You'd have been Hey, we'll say the verity, there's a

there's a there's a there's like it's like it's like, it's like, it's like, it's

no, no, but it's a nicotine. It's called Zim, it's all it's like,

so, it's the Canada, we're only that's the same that's the same thing,

and Zim, it's American? Yeah, Zinn, yeah. The Denmark. Zim?

Oh, yeah, it's so it's so very many in the States United and here

it's a sonic okay it's the same to the it's a it's

it's it's you're in a carbe a car per day I'm I'm trying

I'm a pack yeah okay but but you you're in well

you're in well I'm not I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm

I'm like I'm I'm I'm coming here with my face I've been in a

car and we're like sanguine whatever and we turn He'd say, there's a place dred there.

I'm like, fucking... It's a fucking... Descendant, the code, it's going to be correct, but after the show, you've got to remounted the coat. Fuck off. You know, I'm not able to move it. It's not really?

You're not able to mounte the coat? No. Wow. That's the... That's the paris. That's the... It's different. No, I...

I just have... I feel like... I... ...for that you're... But compare you... My, he'd be... Yeah, he'd be... Yeah.

...you'd be... ... ...you'd... Bring, this, bodyguard style. Yeah, yeah, he'd be. Whitney Houston. Yeah, he would have been. Yeah, he'd have been fucking

in a car. I mean, it's that, when you when you were separated, I had to buy a condo, well, I had, excuse me, I'd looed

a condo not long to see, and it felt like I went the coat, and every time I'd go with his friends, he'd had all the time

insuffling, It's there that I realized that I was more in form than I think. I'm able to mount a coat that's not so impressionant than that, but... At the point of me,

Mike, you're rendered a gym bro. Oh, no, it's that. It's all right, it's that. Yeah, I was... Yeah, I was lue... I arrived to Europe the week last month, and I had lured at London

an apartment, but at fourth-airmast. Ah, yeah. Especially with my baggage and all... I was... certain in the fact that you're that's the

worst thing, you know, when I had rested at Edinburgh, I'm at fourth, and, you know, the first day you do, you know, you're at the episcery, and you do an epistlery, and you do on a piece of, you're like, my

episcery, it's going to be a melon, and that's it, that, you know, I'm going to buy the water of the robinet, I'm, you know, you, you know, you, You were you,

did you, an Airbnb you were? Yeah. You know Tyler Schultz? Yeah, yeah,

the guy of Broomers in Newpeg, yeah, okay, that's my partner. Oh, nice, nice,

nice, nice, we've been to know, you know, to know, I'm, I know,

I'm not, a norahe to get, to know, he, it's, it's not he,

he's married in the south of the France, okay, he's married with a French,

okay. And we're we're, we're, we're, We're already in France, we'd have to have maybe, we've done, we've done, we've done, we've done,

we've done, we've done, and Dublin after. So, so, you've made these shows, or, like, the store,

at London, and at Dublin also. It's the first time, you know, that's the first time, you know, and it's been, it's,

it's, 20, 30 years, that you've done-off? It's... It's... It's... And, And,

you've had, a, a stress, like, if you're an open-maker, you know,

when you're when you're Yeah, I'm felt like, even here in Canada, I'm in

the imposter syndrome, you know, what I'm, what I'm saying, what, yeah,

it's a a matter. It's a thing, it's, it's a show really far,

or like the store, it's it's, it's, it's, like, a month

I'm not made a show no part, and there, there were four humorous really, you know,

so, it's a few far. So, so it's it's a good video, I'm sure, you're

to get a question. The reason for the reason for because if you know, it's not,

it's really far, like, it's an one of the country, so when he said that, it's weird.

And, and it's true, you, you know, you're trying you're trying too, so,

so, so, so, so, so, let's, let's, oh,

no, it's right, it's right, it's right, He is beautiful, he is droll. He doesn't. He doesn't.

But, no, but he's very good. I think they've been doing, my doctor, they're calling for saying, he rests three

months. You know, I've been working with that. There's a few months that we're working on

but it's but for the for real, you know, especially, you know, when it's

a bit bit of time that you're not made to show, you you're going to the nostalgia,

so you see your show, as being the best that you on the scene you're gonna

you're gonna you're like it's not the show of my life so you're like you're like desue

you're like they're they're even to understand whatever but you're in English yeah

I'm gonna yeah yeah so that's what are that's such what are you have to

problem Chris de bloke oh yeah no no it's I'm just

I'm sacred too that's okay the observant the critique that I had to me I'm at

I'm nervous so I'm compared to you compare to you say fuck on two words Yeah and Yeah and I'm

I'm sitting there A lot of You'd You'd like I'd like I lost a tabarnack And it's like What the fuck

Is he talking Okay We're not We're not We're not We're Yeah it's I'm

I'm really Derek It's one of my guys prefer it. It's a few years that we've known. But I feel always culpable that I'm fucking

in 2018. I feel very guilty. I feel very guilty. I feel very guilty. It's something that you said on your podcast? No, no, no, no. I've never talked shit, it's not that. We're just for rick in 2018, it's my first judge for real. Oh,

in 2018. Oh, 2018. And then. And Derek, he was really the talk of the town. He was the, in the, In the nasty shows, he

he'd just of two persons. Nicky Glazer and Derek Sagan Arrache, all you. You know, you know,

and you know, and then every day he'd not, every time he'd be talking about, Nicky Glazer, he'd say,

stop at me to me and have to me old, a little old, a little, yeah,

lead. We'd all, we'd every, and it's, and it's, and it's our guy, so we were

happy, and we were happy, and we were in a party with Mike in the hotel, and I was like, oh, I want that's a kid and he's

an adult, you know, he checked the concert of Beach Boys, and he was like, I don't come, I've never booed too, and I'm like,

don't be fucking gay, come over here, don't be stupid, all this, I'm bullied, just when he said, okay, I'm,

I'm, he came to party and he's, he's so, and he's disagrable, So, So, So,

then Mike, we said, okay, we're disagrable. So, we have left Derek there

and as he said, he said he said, he said, he said to get to say,

he's made to do it to be injected for the nasty for the party. And it's

all the thing, and then Mike he was like, why you're why? He wanted to come to

why you he would say I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm I'm sorry and I'm

and he's he's and I'm bullied just that he per his job and yeah

I'm I'm sure for that it would be worse if they would have done my

place in the nasty that that would a bit a bit

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the president And you're We'll pass to other other things. Yeah, but Joseph Lough is more the year after

So then you're like I'm back, baby No, yeah, well, I'm like, fuck, you conjid

Derek Sagan, your festival he's fucking Mawr that's what that's that that's what I'm,

I'm, but Sam, we, we haven't, we, we've been, when you when you've

made America's Got Talent I'm I'm I'm because you've made

America's Got Talent and he'd have said that you have a talent and after that,

the fact that your life was not a sad, they're they've

made, they've made, they're in New New York, yeah, I've got four,

he's there's there's, and there's to have at least three we,

or a few and then to continue to the next after,

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the, the, the, the, the, of a product of 23-year, I'm going to be able to to order to

to jaze the next step. No, I'm going to be in an avion I'm going to be on a car, whatever. They've made two time that

was just impossible to take an appellance because one, I was in show the other I was in and you're saying

you're saying, but you don't know why you're not not that's my career, so, so,

so they're so they're just flochie, so I'm, okay, oh, it's just it was not you're not

you have said like, you have you a story like your father you're like beaten? And they're like, no?

They're like you're like no, you're going to have you're going to have you have you have you

have you have you already furring gross? No, it was really that's really that's

it's really trying to try to do you the golden buzzer like the you know

the confetti you can you pass automatically on you can't you have

adopted 15 and they all all to know to show a fucking asiatique in chasse

an avocene of laine aftie a fucking an amputee he's up he's up he's up

he's up it's a a minister like a baptist minister but a little little cover of

tattoo it's super interesting like he's like but it's not it's not

they seem gentty really He adopts these children who people, I'd have to

I'd have voted for him So, so, now they've put him but you, the fact

that you have not the malady in your family? Not for exaggerate. First,

I was sure five, 13 minutes but he would be two minutes and a minute and

to make to do try to try to that, the drama in your story.

But after my two minute and a minute and me, I got a standing ovation. Wow. Yeah. And it's like, the public was there for four hours of time. And I was the last night, and I got a standing ovation at all that I'm fat, my career is done.

Why, you're not just saying that my father, like, just invent, and then after, you go to show, and you're like, listen, you can't put a cask. And then, yeah, yeah. And a mouth guard. Yeah, why did you? Because it's And I was really, and I'd feel like

for him That's The blonde He didn't know that Anyway, whatever, it's these

things that do, you know, these little defy in my career, like to be

a congid just for laughs, you're flosher of America. But now you're back, baby! Yeah,

here I am. I'm sorry. No, it's good, man. I've made plenty of gaffes, also,

I'm, I don't know last last last time the podcast in English, that we're in

Toronto, with Harry Scherer. Well, Yeah, well, yeah. A other gaff that I've done. Yeah, no, no, but... The life,

the life, it's a... It's a mix of gaffe and of both a couple. And I'll say something, it's not the worst podcast at Toronto than I've made a few. Yeah, no, but,

uh, yeah, I mean, I never had started this podcast, that, thank God, tabarnant.

At a minute, I'd have some I'd have some fucking cheve, you, to... Yeah, it's that...

Um, m'am, m'am, It's that Ari Sheffir, let's I have two inveterre, I had Derek, I had Ari Sheffir,

and Derek was Sue? No. I was feeling and Ari was correct. And then Harry, he had

out of some magic, and there he wanted me and I didn't want to do and I, he had made

his mind and then Derek had made, and there, and there, Ari Sheffir, who is really

intense, is psychedartic He has he looked at Derek and he made him like, what of?

You know, after that, I'm that I'm so, I'm not him. He's not

you, you know, the land of the concor that I did the fucking serious

accent, but no, but I remember of an affair. It's

we're the podcast finished and the there, derrape. Someone, the,

we're at the corner of we're in a corner of and they're going to we lost Derek.

And I'm like, what it said, and they're like, he has disappeared where we

know, we're we're not, we're we're just he's in the mure.

And it's like, what? There's just a port for sort of and

there, and there, we didn't he Where? So, so we were,

we were like, we're like, you know, it's like you check to see if there's a

raton laver that's in the isolation, and then after, it's the

same, the land of the end of the Canada's Best Comic,

Canada's Best Comic, he has gained Tabbarnack Chris, he was cached

in the isolation and then he'd It became the man rumored on Canada the same year. It's kind of

fool. I've vomied three minutes before an embarked on the same. It's a fucking red. It's the of the mayor.

Oh. Yeah. That's amazing. I'm chasteur. That's how that, you know, this show

the the landmine met on an brush to the same, you know, you've

vomite just before, and then a moment you you're in a lot of you're in a room

after a minute on the scene I'm sure you're I'm sorry I'm sure that's been over at the boot

even gripe you're on back on back on the end up you're gonna you're not you debunk you debunked

the same fuck it's a mark I'm sure you're fuck a fuck a and the

the landmine it's like oh what's that I'm what's it you ever You can put this story in your profile Tinder.

It's impressive. I'm number one, bitch. That's it. And that's, you have made quite many of things in your career, to gain that. I was really in a...

I just went to do my first nasty show. The land of after, they had made these galas HBO with Whitney Cummings. I've done, I went to the

course. The last year, I'd have done a new nasty show, and then I was but from judey, and I've been No, it's not true. It's all the

Post, the Pantalas. No, no, but, you know, you, you know, you,

let's on the Canada in English, you know, Chris, in Ontario, you're like one of the

humorists the most popular. It's well, I'm sure, I'm sure, no,

but it's only, the chance. Malgray, it's only the chance, Chris, you do it

did all to have chance? Yeah, but, but, but, It was just had to the chance.

You'd say it were not if you'd move, that, car, yeah, malgray, I'm sorry, you know, even, you know,

even, you're a big career. Yeah, honestly, as I said, I'm in Europe, and a couple of times, it's a fact

that my child with who I had a company, it's, a company, at Winnipeg. And, and then we're just,

like, we're in, it's a plage, in the south of the France, and we're there, and, jop-p-c-c-c-c-c-c-cac-cac,

who fucking It's really cool. I'm really good. I'm really chasteo. If it's if it's just tomorrow, it's correct, I'm going to

move in a minute anyway. Not going to It's not always, it's that I'm all the time when I've got to get

when I live these be bad affairs, that I'm like, Chris, it's the jokes who have paid that,

you know, this year, my blonde we're going in Africa of the South, and I'm and I'm,

it's kind of weird that it's these jokes that are pay it so that, you know, that when I started to make a lot, my dream, it's getting 30,000

per year, and then I... I'm... Yeah, it's true. No, but it's kind of absolute. I mean, I also, it's not 30,000, I had a little higher hopes than that, but

I had, you know, if I could gain 100,000 dollars in doing that, it's like if I'd win the lottery, man. Ah, no, Chris, I, I think, I'm, I'm, I'm, you know, I'm rich from a boot. And when I

I hear some people, I'm like like, you know, it's rich in Esty, he's really,

that's not, no, no, no, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

sometimes, you know, sometimes, when you talk to people rich, I'm still I'm still

I'm again, and I'm realize, tabarnat, that I'm put in game, you know,

I'm like, Chris Bue, they're 50, 000 per What's going to What you're talking? You're a carolice It's a chirrugian

Plastic Do you're going to get 50 At least At least After tax I'm talking to Another beer

That's the Yeah That he has It's established My reputation Ah yeah Amen You want to

You want to You want to You want to You want to You're in Ireland When you're You're in Ireland

What's you You've been You're You've ever I had been cumulatively of my life I've ever

but I'm in a few a year and I've met with my and I'm in Newblin also.

They've already met with you know, you know, you know, you're just,

you're just, you're it's like, but it did it before, the divorce in 2008

that I had not but I'm thank. Uh, no, I, I joined,

I rejoined, my my my wife and her name in Ireland. Ah, it's cool. Ah, it's cool. Ah, yeah. That's, like, uh, yeah.

That's, my life at cause of these jokes. Oh, yeah. It's fucking. You perform you in French, but no. Yeah, it's always.

Yeah, it's more often. Yeah, it's more often. No, uh? We've made a spectacle ensemble. It's a joke, everybody.

Yeah, yeah. No, you did have in French, I did you. It's a show, that. It's a show, it. It's a lot. I did,

I do, it. I did, I do. I do. I did, I do. I'm a lot of corpus in French, because, especially in the rest of Canada, if you know me know when I'm in English,

I'm the French guy. I'm the French guy. I'm the French guy. I'm a lot of a accent Quebecua in English. So, everywhere in Canada, when a, you know, a corpo,

you know, call an agent, say, you're you, are you, do you, are you guys, are you,

because we're, say, a, a reunion annual of a, corporation X, well, all the agents,

Booker to Canada English, I'm the only the Mike, but they're not the budget

for Mike. No, no, but you're an gross cachet, you know, let's

let's don't in Beline you, you, you know, you, so, yeah,

no, you're able to pay them some, you know, with these men, no,

but it's very, you're really I'm sure, I'm, I'm a problem, you know, I'm a problem

to say, Arraceous, you're chanteau. That, I'm saying so much. Malgray, I'm sure.

But I'm sure. But I'm, I'm sure. I'm sure. And I'm sure. And I see, when I said,

it's gotse the world, and I had never understood why it's got the world until I

until I'm because it's not the chance. It's not the chance. It's your talent, it's your

work. You're trying in Christ, it's so. It's a lot. It's very Yeah, yeah, it's fantastic.

Arrette to say that. Arrette to say that. Okay. Dissolet. Excuse me. Excuse me. No, no, no. Excuse me.

Is that you retorting not my appell? See, that's got in, this guy, that. Chanceo, chancute. Don't your e'u, damn it. At every time,

he's like, I'm really chasteo that you have called. You want to say? You want to go? You want to say, I'm really chaste,

I'm really chaste to eat. No, but I I'm the same also, but, you know, but I know that you know

I'm not the very chance, that's not like, you're not, you're right place, right time, you're not,

you're not, you're not, you're not, right, right, time, my sense of timing

is really not good. No, it's, maybe not chanceo, but I'm reconnoisseant

that it's cool, Very cool, like the fact that I can't get my VAC with that. My friends have been so young when I've got to start. They don't know what, it's what? Otherman. Oh, yeah. I'm just, you know, let's your guy the more year? No, my wife, Jamie.

She has 27, huh? 27, yeah. And so, so, so, when you've started to do stand-up, she had, like, two, three years? No, she had, she had six years, but Andy, he had even not-kne. The more young, she even not yet, again. So, you know, let's Because if it's so,

when I've lost my job for becoming a morris, I have no budget for condone Steve. But you

were a job, you know, you know, you had a very good job you, you had to an agency

marketing? I, I, I, I, I, I've, I worked in

marketing, and when I had used my first just for laughs in 2005, I was like

tabarned I'm I'm a bad, I'm chrised the job that, you know,

you're shit, you, you're bedet. And after Just for Love, I'd return to $25.5.5. The show, I was, yeah, God.

So I parted my private agency. And we'd do the eventmantial, marketing eventmantial. You know,

when you're in the metro and someone wants to get to have a card of credit, well, I'm I'm boucher

the people that's that's not. Okay. And that's considered the marketing. Yeah.

Direct marketing. Okay. It's a Arnaq. Guerrilla. Guerrilla marketing. Yeah.

But you don't like the guerrilla. It's not condesible. It will have to have to develop a fucking

tolerance. Hey, I'll reprendra a note beer, if you please. Um,

thank you. Thank you for all. Thank you. Now, you think you return in Europe,

to do do you like that I said, I've adored that, it's for that I did

the two shows that it was, it was like a show case to to see they they're even if they like

they're like usually I'm just enough for just enough for pay the voyage, you know, like a month free free

in Europe it would be five, six shows per a week, and yeah, yeah, yeah, it's cool. The children

are quite that I'm not that they're they like that they're in the same, you know, they're just the day of

the day, we're not we're not we're not for a fucking voyage at Costco, so it's

so that's so that's so that very cool. The next year I think to do it Edinburgh.

Okay? Yeah. The month complete? No, God, no, God. Yeah, I'm,

I'm when I'm told, when I'm said, he's going to do you have to do it if it's not

a pain, and there, a cut to get there, and, my 8th night, I had

had been Jimmy Carr who had you do you do the end of the end of

what's you do? What's you Now, let's on, the month complete, I was sold out, the day of June the Wednesday, so he said, well, he said,

well, he said, what's it? I'd say, I'd say, a month, you know, it's, too, man, you know, so,

so, so, so, so, so, so, so, I think,

the two, at the point here, on our career, we know, could be that could

be obliged to have a fucking, a month complete. Yeah, you text, the month.

You, you know, if you're, if you're, if you're, Comeback for a to do

an two-men show at Edinburgh Why not? The French Comedy Fuckface or something

That's a good idea No, the worst I've had You know Yeah, yeah,

yeah, sometimes I repense to return Edinburgh but like just do three

Soar or, you know, just for, there's what the fun to, you know,

to get to to get to a country and to do I don't know who I'm going to do. I don't know if I'm going to do.

Ah, yes, it's it's a much you're trying to when you're feeling when you're yeah, yeah, fucking cool.

There's also, there's a word of mouth, you know, the people, they're doing they do you, they're doing,

and he publish the long the end of the show, and the next to be more and more plain.

It'd be cool that to live that. Yeah, it's terrible to live Oh, I see a nutty a pussy of porre,

a brossack. Was drunk, hated fat chicks. He said not that the Caucasians were all that's all.

He would do have to do have but. Yeah, it's so. No, I had,

I had I liked that, but I was there during the poor bout of my depression.

So, so, I had had been there were many doors that are

open, I've had really really really great critics, but I was not

He was not I'm going to After my show I had the go To get a bit of To bring a War or two But I know

Ase I'd not toffy 28 years So I'd Buved just One day by Semmere And I don't

If you'd Have you A depression A jean It's Move A tabardack Carlis,

Stie that I Would have I'm I'll have you, I'm not that I've been a lot thing to say

I'm in yeah, but no, it's horrible for that. That's in 2015,

let's 2015, 2015, 2016, yeah, it's weird, you know,

I was like in an apartment, I had, in plus I had an producter,

I had a producter, I had a producter British, who He lived with me And I was like What the fuck?

So, so that, and I liked to bring the bin, and there, I had not of the

ban, I had a douche that I had a that I had to be in a producter

So, that you could not not then, and he would be to be jacculate

on, yeah, yeah, but, no, but, hey, it's

do teamwork. In disager, like, chip, chip, Cheerio! No, No, no, but it was just weird.

It was like, you know, at each night, I'd rene in my show, and I'd bevuev'd be alone in my chamber, and then-mendom, and I'd re-fusely on my chair, and I said, like, it's not a life, you know,

you see, I've seen, too, at the party, and I was like, oh, I'm going to go out of the day directly at a maison, but I'd be able to just work with, with the world, no,

no, the other than, you know, there's a moment, by example, I've

been in a back, that I'm really really, I'm really, I've found really

really, I've seen the, you know, when you know, CBC, and all

that, he block total geololololization, and it was the last show of Tragicley

Leip, and he had not blocked, so I'm looked at four hour

of the morning, I'm in depression, I was at Edinburgh in my Chamborne, I was chowdye, and I've seen

I've seen, it's a bo. You're at this show that? You were live live there. Wow. Wow.

You had some better place than Justin Trudeau also there. But I'm I'm fucking 15-range more than he.

Oh, wow. Chris, it's been hot. I've really said that on my fucking prophet. Yeah,

no, I'm, oh, no, I'm, oh, oh, oh, Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, you were there. Chris, it was like live. It was amazing. It was the 10th anniversary, this month? Okay. So I was re-ocutored the week. Did you play?

Ah, it's 2016. I mean, I was going to be 2015-2016. It was very emotive to their re-ecutate at TV when I were on place

and I'm super egoist, so it's sure that every time that it passed in the phone, pause. I'm not there. It's fucking Justin. That's all, I'd say, I'd rather than Tinder for sure.

Yeah. I mean, at the beginning, when you were there, there had Pete Johansson, you'd remember, Pete Johanson? Yeah. He was there, and he wanted to organize a party of Canadian at Edinburgh to see this show that. So, I wanted to go to see that,

and finally, the party had not had been here. But, yeah, I was, I was excited to see that. So I'd have looked at all. So, the party, it was at home. It's really... It was something. It's the history Canadian, it's a big deal.

For the Francophone, it's the cowboy fringate. It's the same thing, it's the same thing. And it's

it's a lot way. Oh, yeah, it's true. Yeah, no, but... No, the chanteer he's more of cancer,

it's that, it's his last show, and he's he's more, I think, eight months after. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. What's the show? Oh, that's the show? You can not know it's a

total the world pleaded we're in we're talking 15,000 at fucking brawere at

how you did you have made you're doing I'm I'm going to it's the plus that I

pay for a $1,200 US I don't why I'm paying US I'm I'm

I'm on a revant a set of revante but but the but the

day even we're just curious to see I had been $8,000 $8,000 for the

same bill I had paid $1 $1 $2 two more

about but Yeah, there were not question. Yeah, yeah. It's a story. It was really It's a story. There were

20 million of people have listened on TV. 20 million of people. There's 20 million of foyer

in Canada. It's the same anyway, it was very big. Oh, no, it was a You know, you know,

you know, okay. It's like, it's all Spanish, it's just a shoe! Next!

What? And that's That's Trist, I have something to tell you I'm going to tell you're going to

do you know, you're doing you know, you know, you know, he's not that my network of podcast.

There's a podcast called Les Intellectual. I'll see often. Okay. For the people who

know what I had made his friend, it's he was he was coming that. You know

know Poseidon, you know, so you know, so it's so for some now he he's he's

He'll take his conge of paternity. So, So he... Oh, God. And then, but he He's with his ex,

not with his ex. With his blonde. With his, his, his future ex. His future ex. You're a bit too quick,

we're not. We're arriving. But he he's a family. Yeah, he worked with his family.

He said, he's got some bad, he's called Adam. Adam is weird honesty And he has a problem You know, he says He says there's no problem

But you're gay I'm not gay But all this history Finish by I'm just saying I'm going to sue A guy for a lift It's always like

Yeah So you know, no It's not gay No, no, it's not It's been a man It's always that Okay So, so you have

Two weeks, we had So I cried Because I pleaded Because I'd I'd be there There were There were There were

There were a whole thing on him on on Reddit, the people who are on Reddit

in the Bad House in the in the Bat House here in Montreal. And all the stories were

oh, yeah, I know this guy that, you know, he's my suce

he has said, and he had been with the Pakistani, oh, yeah,

he crossed of the fates, but he did that, he did he put some his fists?

Yeah, yeah, so, so, so, he's like, he's like so,

he's like that, he's like that, he's He was come to and he has suced because he

had been to get he gambled too, he gambled too and I should have me sort of

because he's shied too. I'm so I'm sorry that, there's too of detail but I'm

there's a man, you know, a man in the guard rob, that,

not only let me I'm in the guard rob, and that you're that I'm

gay, but that I'm that's that's that's that's it's not

that's not the Fun. Now, it's been a pire and pyr, oh, yeah, I know to who you

talk, and he gamble a lot and he wants to he canbo too, because he go to work so. He got to come to

that for to pay them to get to get to? Yeah, I'm to get to he's a little, he

is quite very gente, he's got in the toilet for the money, but there, he had

had, he had already his money in the slot machine, and he's had to see an

American to have to have the whole, all this stories, one after

And the other, it's 40 minutes of shock. It's 40 minutes of shock. And then, like, okay, he will admit, you see, he had fucking fooling the mootia of the village, you know, at hand, he said, you know, like, okay, I might have a gambling problem.

It has more than that, bro. Yeah. So, now, it's two weeks of that, and he said that he will be suicide this week, but he's not made. Yeah, at cause of Poseidon. Chris of Manteur, in plus? Yeah.

No, because... In plus to puer... In plus to puer, he's not... Degenerer, Manteer! He's been mader! He's been fool, because all the people with Krista's on who, all the whole, you know, he frequents where, and he's fervorre, where.

So, he'd try that, like, really bizarre, that there's people... He's... But, I think, for example, for defend the other men in the guard of... A guy who pued of his... It's not for me. No, no, no.

So, on Reddit, he's fure-be-be-be-be-ha. There's a fooling. He had to put it. He does not always puy and view, maybe, there's a key prop. But there's two years of that,

Poseidon, has viewed Adam in a bank, Desjardin, he had taken his photo. And, he said, he'd say,

Adam, he'd have been a person, so, Adam, he'd have been in the group chat, and I said, Adam, you, they've seen

what's the, apparently you create at the cashier he fucking commenced to flippe it's what that I don't I don't have to vivipivry

they say who I'm fool who I'm fool who I'm someone who's I'm going to I'm going to Facebook on course

I'm going to yeah and then he'll call him and say he he's like he said he doesn't even

I'm not he's supposed to me suce this time that's that's that that

Now, he'll hand a message, he says, you'll have not me to find, everyone wants to know who's I'm going to, then I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to see,

and I'm going to like, I'm going to, I'm going to find out of a few, you know, there's a podcast to do you have a day of, a day, you know, and then,

he'll say, okay, calm the situation, and then, what's the postadine, he said, no, no, no, I didn't, no, I'm,

somebody, someone has been, yeah, because all the people want to know, We thought he was He was going to

He said Guido He said, No, no, they're doing, they're not, they're not, that you're fared by these

people in the people, he's cool, you're cool, that's what we said, so that's so that's so that

it's cool, it's cool, to do do you have fared to do you to make a phthousous

So, fuck, I'm not too, I'm going to me far. Yeah, it's so,

it's like so, it's like I'm that I'm being brought by the Pakistanan by the Pakistanan

yeah, on my Tinder profile. I'm still young and trendy. Yeah, it's so. I'm super branched. I'm far far away. It's a fool. It's a fool.

It's a fun of experience. Oh, yeah. It's a funny. He's correct, he's correct. He said, he's correct. He said, you know, he's not a car on the bone. No, no, he made a message

when we were on top, and he said, I'm ready for tomorrow, I'm going to register, it's cool, you know, Pantellis, me explained that the world. You'd have to say, Lave-toe the

Fess. But it's Foo, and Guido, in plus, Guido, he he's view a depression now, you know,

and he wants to find a and he's not and he's a little up a lift to West Ireland, there was a

speed dating, and I wanted my match to soccer, and I thought, I was like, I'm not, I thought he

to be able to talk about I'm not I'm gonna it's not 25 minutes. I'm I'm gonna

we're in the Three Amigos What? The speed dating capital of the world? Yeah. Yeah.

I'm going to a bit of Mexican, and fucking everyone will pull their fists. Yeah. I'm not.

I guess not. Derek, it's all your matches on Tinder who were. Yeah,

yeah. And I'm like, bro, you're not desperate like that. What's you do?

It's, it's, they're just, it's, calm, you, you know, you can do

something if you're a comic car, on say, the characters

of Star Wars who are And he wanted He didn't return to his He returned to see,

I said, I said I said, I said, I said, I'm don't know in the time,

you know, Pantalas, we had a podcast and a minute, he, he lived in

New York and we did a episode at New York and he had been to know

with his date, but he was on an application like Tinder but for

the millionaires It's not a millionaire. And then but he, but he, his job

is he'd showfe Uber. And he had made to believe to think, I'm a

millionaire, but for resty simple, I'm a car, I'm a car I'm a car because I'm

a real person. He wanted to be to rest simple. And then he'd come to

podcast with her, and we know, we know, we know the story exactly,

so, we're to just just to do, it's, it's not a millionel,

it's not, it's no, that's it's a auto. It's a Uber driver Yeah, he

did it he had a we're going to a Nissan Altema but he said no, no,

you know, let's let's my Bentley is at the garage so they they've

they've done the Nissan Altama and then I'm chove with the Althamah

garage I know Guido also that episode will start we're having a

old fucking Adam he will have a chom on Steve is the there Guido, she, she,

we know, we're talking to about the choice, and he's like, recently, he did the worst choice, he wants, you know, but he's,

because it's kind of a guy, he's a boy, you know, he's a beau, but he's he's always to talk with the

family, and he says, they're always stupid, like, hey, I'm a podcast,

and you know, how many times he receives, you're a fucking racist, I want nothing to do with you. Because,

out context, it's fool to, it's cool, to, even, even in the context.

Yes. Yeah, yeah. The other other time, it's a it's a she's a

, oh, she's cool with me and all right, and she's an African, and he came to

and he said, you know, to, you know, they had a, he had, a, he had,

a new New York that was a new a new white, okay, and he said,

oh, it's a fucking Lizzo statue to say, and I know, he received

a message of her, I've heard to be a fucking racist, you're something

against the woman noir. And he's like, no, no, just the other. And it's like, it's like, it's not a head not

your situation, you know, and I'm trying to to hear of the podcast. He's not ready to. Oh, yeah, he's 100%. No, he's

he's doing a podcast, you know, you know, Pantellis? You know, Mike Ward? And he'll invite these episodes to Two Drink Minimum

when he he's been here in live and he's fucking show. And you're not, no, we're all right to the affair

but, you know, when he's in court for the guard of his children, he would have these extracts

of our podcasts with Mike Yeah, the avocat of his wife has made that for he per the guard of

his own yeah, yeah I'm talking I'm talking to this because it's a role for us, I had a

judge who had been like a fucking Mike Ward and again fucking Mike Wood again. You know?

It's fucking a joke, and he has per die his wife because he had been on podcast

and he He was in a institution for the persons with the problems of the mental and he was not supposed to start out of the

agent of security he knew he said, you know, I said, I'm mad with Mike Ward, I'm doing with too serious, and he'd be sure, and

he'd be like, okay, you can go do the podcast and you can come back in the hospital? And the guy

had left and we were, we were doing the live here at Bordel during the COVID, I think,

when we were in Bordelan, then he went, and he was like Guido and there, he was supposed to be

in the hospital, he to talk with us, we're doing to do it, he's to talk about he he's full, and he's he's over

to get the guard of his own and he's he's used to that, encour, and other extracts that

we're talking to him, like the story that I mean, the judge saw that, and like, it's just me,

and Mike, he talks shit on him, and he talked shit on him, so he had had been to the guard

of his man. I'm, I'm very culable of of many of many oh, yeah,

no, it's so. Pentelis Gauch, I've been so much of I live. I live just for the

humor. I mean just just feel a lot of people who are and people and say that that's really that

yeah, and just say the name Mike Ward in the context of the end up yeah

throw the book at them fuck this but can you imagine because he said that they've

made a movie so it's a little a minute and we're oh it's oh it's

I'm really that's really it's really it's UDA would do that

because he wanted to I'm doing I'm doing I'm but I'm I'm paying more than

the minimum UDA So now we You pay I Yeah, it's for that

So let's Let's say Let's say They'd say $88 $88 Yeah And then

I'm I'm not I'm I'm I'm sorry But I'm Pai you Fuck you

Fuck you. And then they have made a manned in court and then I had called Michelle

I had an avocat and their avoc of UDA has just said,

hey, you want to go to Mike Ward? He decroch reproch not, you know,

there's the team of O.G who will be he's going to get a

course of a group I'll fist you in the ass. Ah, yeah. The peer,

you know, that I never had never started, but at the time they were

to mamenen in court, well, he had a bit to menden in court,

there had François Lego who had his own podcast, and there was

informed, the go payed not UDA, so it was like the tabarnack of the

prime minister, he didn't, pay not UDA, You know, it's kind of absurd No, we're paying a

After me, go after I think it's just for what everyone know that's there's a rule,

it's in a rule, we're not not the person I'm not I'm interested I'm present as a

against and Pantalis Ostow we're we mean, it's not a role UDA at

zero jurisdiction there's so they they want their 808 because they're

they're they're just fucking $8 million per they want just their $8

$88 $8. But, but But they're also, the cost that's on on the cost,

we've calculated, he would have made man in court for the equivalent of 812

$121 per year. And, you know, it would have been I've got

to do the contract, it's complicated, all the stuff, it's that had

no fucking sense. And, you know, it would be so if you'd be 20

Piers in Morale in Oh, yeah. But, but for very,

you, I'd , you, I'd plus than Dea. So, so, take you

20 pierce on the and put it in your rea. Or I'm I'm at

a car I'm in oh, I'm know, he per he per all, he per

he'll be he per he'll be a guy, he'll be he do a money

in the bookies and he gauge $1 $1 on the black like

the trace of brick in your bobet in But, you know, like us We've made

Fett, Rogen, you know, he pays nothing. And it's us we're paying our vol to but you're doing Rogen in saying

Chris, we're saying, it's Mike who has paid our role. It's very cool. But it was really... Yeah, and I was really...

Yeah, and I was... We were... We were... We were... We were... We were... ...it were down, in plus, you can't like, Chris, you can't

go to fire Rogan in class economic, so we're going to go to business. Yeah, it's nice. But your process was in court, I think, in store. Oh, yeah, it was still

it was even not a card of credit because he was all loaded. It was a margin of credit. It was, oh, yeah, but I was like, man, no, Chris, you can't go to fire Logan

at a, a, siage of the milieu. Yeah, we had loued a large char also, and then, and he put aiding, it was, and it was going to, and he's been, and he's made pepper spray by a prostitue.

Yeah, yeah, you know, we, it was, you know, we're, we were, we're, they were in business class, he'd give us, and he said, okay, yeah, it's gratuity, okay, I'll bring this, and so,

and then, he said, it's gratuity, and then, yeah, I'm, it's free, and, yeah, it's great, it's not gratu, it's for class economic, and then, look, and it looks, it's, it looks, it's, So, now, the

Otis to Laird, he got to get to get a sandwich class economic.

So he had had been two repas business and a sandwich economic.

Yeah, he had, he's had been a legend of that

cause of that he's made, he's made to put to

me prostit not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we,

we, we, we, we, we we were at a comedy store

and he had commanded to have to have to have a mix-up, they'd be able to pay him a little bit plus, he'd pay him a little bit more, he'll rent in the char, they go in an ATM,

he lock in his char, and he starts to sort of the money. Oh, my God, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, yeah, so, he retron to Airbnb, give a lot more of money, it,

and he says, no, but you know, I'm not to for a, I'll never have anything to know, I'm sorry, to hear, I'm too dangerous, I'm going to go to start

to the escalates, it's the three-stages, he started to after she but he was all the night he had just his

kilot so he's so he turn up down by her and she'll try it's

to open the door so over the door she'll open the door yeah over the port

yeah he's pepper spray he's all fashed he makes his vets and he he comes

to try to and he he's hoar you know he cried and he's he's

he came me know he came to come at comedy story and there's some of

because we were going to tell the story, he was on, he said, she said, she's going to call you, the police? You can't say,

to you can't say, uh, the police? Yeah, yeah, in plus she had the prue, my crack! Yeah,

yeah. So, yeah, so there, he came to come out of the store, and all the people, and he saw the,

he'd like, he'd like that, he'd like, because me, and Mike, on the nased, and we're talking about,

it's fucking absurd, it's very, very, yeah. You know, I had said, I remember, I remember, I said, I was going to say, you're doing,

you're not doing, because he's not, because I'm going, because I mean, we're going, and he's always, and he's and he said, you Mike Ward? And I'm like, yeah, there's a guy in the back looking for you. And Mike is like, all, everyone that I know, he's not a ton of people. He said, yeah, yeah, he cries and he pleur. He's in an auto.

And Mike, the look like, does he look like a giant Greek baby? And the guy did that. Yes! Yes, he does! He's mine. It's a fucking absurd. And he's there, and he pleaded. Oh, it's a...

It's a... There's a little. Yeah, he's an infant. Oh, yeah, he's a man. It's very much. It's kind of fool. It's kind of... Hey, Jan, there, do you have two?

We don't know much, because the live, we have been to the misery. We have some problems... The live has chien? Yeah, it's a chie. It's a fie a lot. I have two. I have Nick

who demand Is there other projects for Sous-Ecote Connected-Til in route to Survivor or Sucreme

who could come in the future? He's tabah No Well, there's there, there's not

there's not other project with I'm at a few but there had an affair

desoled to rotte in the micro but there there, he will

have a new podcast that I will make for the Patreon and then

then he will get to all the people who will be called the

brainstorm that's that will be more and two writer humorist established

with an humorist the relive and the humorist the relive arrive

with his idea of and then we're brainstorm and

after we film the result final here on

so we will do that So, depending on, we, we're going to film me to the month. So it will start

September, October, and it's not a podcast it's like to us it's like to be one per semen until the time that all the world, it's

like, you know, we're going to do you know, a season, 10 episodes, 15 episodes, something of that I'm in,

that can be cool, and there's there's a lot of humorists who are, let's, you know, the Open Micah,

open maker, they have the gang show, And then, the humorists more they're on the podcasts but they're

there, they're in they're not, you know, when I say more, I'm not, I'm not,

I'm not, I'm, I'm, how they're, how they're, the echel, oh, yeah,

yeah, it's so, the chet of the confidence. I'll bring to people who

not to have got to have confidence, and then I'm not very good this idea

that. It's so, so, so it's so, that it, We're going to on tourne

we're in a cool, that's a good, that's a beautiful Yeah, no, I'm really content There's a question for Derek, why you

do you feel not like Mike Patterson and that's even though, because Mike is very evolved in French Why I've

why I've not, why you know why you don't know he's not he said he would say

to make some he says Mike Patterson did make sure in French, but now,

and you you're doing less? Well, in fact, when the people, it's a

question that I'm in often, sometimes I try to explain to you know, you know,

you know, you've started a bit about me, but we're two guys bilingual,

you, your career had decol more in French because you have had been more

of success and then you're in English, but, you you know, you want to fucking

pay a other condo In Florida, you're going to do a tour in French. I've had been more of success in English.

So I'm there. And when I'm here at Montreal, when I was at the house, I could

come to do do you have always been very generous with the, you know, to hook up with

some of the show here. But a on a on a week, you it's

for three months that I'm trying to not to make some time to get to rest, you,

Netflix, maybe masturbate a bit fucking... If we if we're if we're playing

in shorts at a baddle, you'd have the character of Mike Patterson. That's

not the shirt, it's just in a shirt, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, and if you're really on hard work with your queue, I know

a guy who can come to be to be masturbate in a man

in, so uh, uh, Uh, uh, I'm, at all the

years, I'm doing, uh, it's a question, I'm doing, when, when this podcast

will be diffusate, maybe it will have a little more more than more than $1. $48

UDA. And, uh, I'm, I'm sure, I'm so, but fucking privilege, privileged,

to do that, I'll do you do it, I'll do you, I'll be in English, in French, I'm always,

you know, I'm, again of the show that you know, anyway, you know,

you're trying to do you want to do you're doing, you're not you're not you're not

like Mike Patterson who has the air of a fucking caveman that's but,

you know, you know, like you do you rodd your affairs on third

floor? You're so you do you do your affairs in English? Uh,

uh, everywhere where I'm I'm, I'm not a guy you're ,

You know, there's two end of the week for me for mount my new hour I'm going to I'm going to

go to Yok Yox and it's always the week of the week after I'm going to 10 hours

of a sign for just to play with new new ideas and it's always worked until now the

you know you're doing much you're so you're so you do that you do you

do you do every year or at two years? I try to do it to do the

years. I'm in the middle of my big big writer's

block. I'm more to show at this hour. I'm in the

moment of the more difficulty that I never had to

create my new hour. It has how you've

not a new hour? Well, he he comes,

before to start, before to Europe. I've started,

I've had got to have had with a new lady with a great.

It's really, the gend, and the old. Oh, Krispick cream? And I'm talking.

And I talked about and even is a productress of show also. I've

made a show for her, Wednesday. And someone he had said,

I heard, I've heard you to talk to a couple of no date, you'd have to do. I'd like to do. Okay.

I'm like, so I think, I think I'll know. I think. I think. Ah, it's cool, that. Yeah. And it's how much time?

Before the year? One year? I'd say, because at the month of October, I've had six, seven, new, theater that I've

made, you know, you know, to turn the material. It's not easy. Right in time. I'm in time. It's in a month, and I'm like a month

for the roddy like it's like, at Montreal, or, you know, the poor of shows that may rest in the month of October, but at

I'm like seven, eight theater to do a fair that's a new, a new, and I'm sorry. Abdul Bot, part of you

on with you? I'm talking so often, yeah, but they rest in Florida, yeah, no,

I know, he's at Ford Lauderdale and there's a business of a velo electric, Yeah, yeah. It's not really.

Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I said, you know, I'm going to say, you know, you can come to make my first time as

you want to but he lives in the U. fucking droll of Outlook. He's he's not pro Trump, but he's

pro-U.S. He's like, pro-O-TACs, pro-POT-T, I, yeah. Yeah. Yan,

other question? There's someone who will come to do you want to do you know, oh, oh,

not B.como, not Pekomomom I think he talked of Vancouver Oh, yeah. But Becomo is an

other B.C. Yeah. We'd would have a battle Vancouver against Bacomo. But,

no, but when we had I had a turn Canadian in in French

and in Vancouver I had rested at what that's he could he's he's

there's there's there's there there's there to Canada and

and often let's put all the content Quebec this

crisis of Canada so that he he's so so it yeah I

I'd like that. I'd like that to do do you. But I'm doing I'm doing I'm doing I'm in November if you

Okay. There's a theater that I do it's called The Actor Studio and I Friday,

Saturday, Saturday, that we're sure that we could add the day if you would be

so you're so how it's, so many to be 230? Too pretty. So,

but there, there's there, you, there's, there, do,

yeah, No, there no, there's no other questions Tabarnac we're not I'm saying but for real Go ahead

Derek if you have the chance to be here if you're in English go to or if you're in French

when he will decide to join in French go to go Pantellis he part

everywhere to in Quebec during the next many years thank you many

Thank you, guys. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.