Mike Ward Sous Écoute - MIKE WARD SOUS ÉCOUTE - Pascale Marineau et Arnaud Soly

Episode Date: January 13, 2025

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In direct from the Bordel Comedy Club Montreal, here is Mike Ward, under listening. Thank you! Thank you very much everyone. Good evening, welcome to Mike Ward's under-listen, I apologize in advance for my voice. I will try to do the show completely without losing my voice. For you, I entered a suppository of infestation about 25 minutes ago. For that, you're smiling smiling, my good boy. Oh yeah, exactly. You must be all happy, all relaxed.

I brought a suppository that I bought. It's not me who made it. And I was like, I'm going to take it just before the show. So I leave it in my coat, I leave it in the store, and then I go get my coat. And my coat was hanging on the top of the calory fair. And then I was like Charles the expository. Oh no! Oh, he's so... an expository is not supposed to be soft. It's the worst exposition in the world because it's a brand that exists for 1000 years. It's a kind of exposition that the theater world took.

It was Guy Lapage who told me that he had done a show called Les Parlementeries 3. And he said it was joking. And Asti was bad. But I was in a parliamentary meeting. We were having two evenings. The second evening, I had lost my voice. Guy told me, hey, there's a kind of suppository. It really works. You're going to get your voice back. I'm going to the pharmacy.

I'm getting the suppository. I take that. Twenty minutes later, you know, in the time, suppositories, there's a chalice that was powerful. Twenty minutes later, my aline changed. I felt the Vicks. When I was talking, I felt like I had rotted a holl's. It was very, very strong. While with this thing, I took it all week, and it didn't change a thing. I take it all week and nothing changed.

I take it every day. Do you still take it? Huh? I don't take it. Look at this. I took it once and everything it did made me say I don't want to go to jail. Ok. You were going into a repositoryository and imagine a queue.

Yeah yeah. You think that prisoners have small queues themselves. That they have to get up in your ass. Otherwise, they are not capable. But yeah, that's it. I was happy to discover the supposit because I told you about it before. I had a lot of shows this week. The first show I did, I lost my voice during the show.

That's why I was presenting the exposition from the next day. I told the world. The first night I started explaining that I hadn't told them that I had the main story. I don't remember. But I had a flashback. I had already told them here, and I think I told them in a thousand places. But at the school of humor, I hadavais perdu ma voix à un des shows, et c'était Laurent Paquin qui m'avait donné un truc. Il m'avait dit, « Rentre-toi une gosse d'ail dans le cul. » Et moi, t'sais, à l'école, hostie, j'ai 19 ans, je suis pas très cuisinier, t'sais,

fait que j'en ai pas, j'en to the grocery store, I'm buying some garlic. I didn't want to buy garlic and basil, so I took two slices and I take the garlic out of the box and then, while I was leaving, I had never eaten at that time, I saw garlic and I didn't know it was coming off, in small pieces. So I was looking at the big bubble and I was like, damn! Chris is really slacking. It succeeded to pass. It took me. I really had it. I had all the money.

I had pushed. And there, by pushing, it was a defeat. I had done, Asti, I'm a dick. Asti, I'm a dick. I had entered and it had worked for me a little. But after, when I had discovered the expositor I was like, I'm a It's better to go back to the ass than to eat them. So I think, but you see, now I feel that my voice is better than it was. So now I think the suppository is starting to work. Yann, are you ready? I'm ready, I'm ready.

I'm ready to start this podcast. Tonight, the two guests, two of them, came to the under-eval. 14 times. And that, no, we were talking about that earlier, because one of the guests is his first time to listen. And the other is him, now that he has the record for the most listening passages, ladies and gentlemen,

here are Pascal Marinot and Arnaud Soli! Thank you! Thank you, Pascal! Thank you! Hello! Thank you! I'm so excited to see you! Hey, I'm so happy! I didn't say I was excited, but I am so excited!

I love it so much! Someone new! I think it's super good! Come on, stop! I didn't say I was excited, but I am so excited. I love that. Someone new, I think it's super good. Come on, stop it. I'm in a relationship, dude. I'm sure that any compliment, you think that the guy in pink, I love that. In any case, I don't know what what was the point of asking me to watch when you'd go home and you'd be like,

oh, I did it the right way because she comes to the bathroom. Everyone was like, it's the morning, don't listen to them! It's the first time! We all went through that! Arnaud said, it's been 13 times I've wanted to do this.

Arnaud said to you, it's been 13 times I've wanted to do this! Now he's sick! There's something horrible about going into a gallery, at home it's not fun, but in a public toilet that you know after... Well, no one knows you did that, but you feel that people know you did that. But there are a lot of people who did that, like at TNM. They went to a prestigious place like that. That's why a lot of people went to the small guns in the bullet holes just before the Molière.

Well, me, in the time stores? So there were friends who brought wine. It was illegal? Yes, it was illegal. It was just legal in France. In France, it's legal. Why? Because people were getting hot on it? No, no. I think they must have a product that is legal. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, it's illegal. It's just legal in France. In France, it's legal. Why? Because people get hot on it? No, no. I think they must have a product, probably cancer-hygiene, you know? Or... I imagine. But I don't lose my voice often enough. I think so that... You know, it would surprise me to die of cancer because I would think too much about it. You have to like that.

Never know. But it's a lot of reserves that must have been in the place of VIPs. You'll be a little lady looking for them. I'll take a raisin and... But at least that's it, the old people... You had a weird taste in your mouth, and that seems not normal. You just had to wash your hands after eating. The solution is in your power.

What kind of taste? You want to like, a little alcoholized and rich. No, it tasted like you were eating an ace. Oh yeah. You know, it smelled like mango. Well, I imagine the tube, you know, and I'm really not a scientist. But the mouth and the ass, it's... Oh yeah, it's a long video. It's communicable.. It communicates.

I don't know. I also received the trick at the theater school and at the school of humor, that if you lose your voice, it's a help to you. It communicates. 10 points. It's a quiz. I wonder why it was live instead of suggesting a suppository. It was to encourage local producers, I think.

It works better that way, but... Laid-D'Québec! Laid-D'Québec, anyway! It's a maraîcher ad. Get back to your vegetables! Yeah, that's it. You, that's it, we talked about it at the top. You leave the hospital... Bragg!

Freshly, freshly, heart surgery. Yes, I was supposed to say peacemaker! Yeah girl! I don't know why I applaud you. Well yeah. Bravo! No, but surprisingly, because I was at Maisonneuve-Rosemont Hospital, and I was with university doctors and all that, and they have exactly the same description of the body as you.

Oh yeah? Yeah, the mouth, the ass, it communicates. He said that with stethoscopes. Is it even that they put the... Is it even that they put the pacemaker in? Yeah, through the ass. And then they block it, they put... Yeah, it goes through the ass.

And when they're two, sometimes they're going to split up. Yeah, it's a the Pace Naked. Yeah, through the ass. And then he blocks, he goes in... Yeah, it goes through the ass. And when there are two, sometimes they will do a high five through the middle. A fist bump. Yes! He beats to know that he's going to get the hand out less stained.

So it's really funny. And you know, you get that on you, and you're not under anesthesia in general. But how it it work? Well, it's like... It just freezes the local. Yeah, here and a little bit of fontanelle. Oh yeah?

Yeah. It's gonna be fun. What? Yeah, yeah, until you hear the kind of machine that opens your skin. Oh yeah, yeah. It's gonna be less fun. No, I was talking more about the fontanelle that you got your heart broken. Yeah, I couldn't do it without getting my heart operated.

But basically, that's what happened, I had a car accident because I had a car accident. I lost my knowledge. I spent a week in the hospital, we did all the tests, we didn't understand what was going on. The first operation I had was that they opened here, they put a kind of USB key, it's a heart monitor. So it monitored my heart for 24 hours. And I did another 5K and then they monitored, ok, no, you have an electrical problem. But the USB key doesn't work, it just says, there's a fuck. It's not a pacemaker, no.

So that kept the data from the garden. It was in my They put it on, it captured that my heart stopped beating for 20 seconds. It's still long. Are you worried about it? Boring! I want to talk about my ass. Twist? No. Do they put stuff in your face? Anyway, they made it urgent.

It takes a pacemaker. Were you on it during the night? I was on Traitors Canada. I was lying in my bed. Did you not realize it? I woke up and I was like... Yes, there is stress in traitors, but I wouldn't die in 20 seconds.

And the hospital called you like... Yes, the next morning, as soon as the cardiologist came in, he saw the notification because it's like he's waiting. Hey, it's not fast. You know, you're dead for 20 seconds and then we're only 7 hours later to receive a call. Yes, but you have to die in the open hours, ideally. So finally, Friday, 10 days ago, we operated and put on the pacemaker. And I'm not dead yet.

Yeah girl! Hello! Very strong. Cheers. Very strong. And is a pacemaker big? Is it something that has a wave to start the heart? Very strong. Very strong. Is a pacemaker big? Is it something that sends a wave to start the car?

Yes, it's about the same size. There are two electrodes on top, one of 58 cm and the other of 52 cm. It opens here. Are there any that are thick? Yeah girl. Yeah, your crowd work is going bad. Yeah, your crowd work is going bad. Your crowd work! Did you know that was the big crowd work of history?

I was just about to say that. Well, fuck off! Anyway, they open here, they put you between the skin and a little bit of fat, they put you the kind of monitor, and then by the two big veins that go in the heart, they put the electrodes and then it shocks you when you need to be shocked. Wow, Collin, but fortunately you're here. Yeah, still. And for real, you're rushing?

Well, for real, yes, it was so rushing since then. I did it this summer too, so it looks like at some point, we did all the tests possible. But you don't want to be alone anymore, you don't want to take your car, you don't want to... You're like, I'm just going like... Well, now I can, but before I was like, I was not able to do it anymore. I was really doing little psychoses to think that my chum was going to go. So I was like, stay, stay, stay! But you, you...

And then I took his phone, I just wanted to go out, and I was like, who! But you... Yeah, and then I took his phone, I just had no idea when it was out. I was like, who are you writing to? And I have a heart problem, so you're gonna give me your cell phone. But you, last summer, you had no idea what it was. But you had a blackout, but without drinking. That's freaky, huh? Yeah, yeah, big blackout. You know my dancers, Louis Lviv, huh? Yeah, yeah. The band, the band, it's my... Well, you know my dancers, it's Louis Lvivier, he literally saved my life. He reanimated me this summer. Can we applaud him?

How? Yeah. Well, I was just emptying the sink, I got up, I had pasta, I sat down, he found me in the basement, it's like a coach... But I tell him, in my head I did a power nap. He has a trauma. I'm like, good 20 minutes nap. Did you break the dishes?

You fell, you... Good question Mike, good question Mike. Yeah, I had to go back to Lina's chair. No, no, everything was closed. The neighbors are like, oh, a Greek wedding. Everything is fine. Hopa! Hopa! So that's it.

And then finally we did a lot of tests. After that, it hadn't happened for almost a month, a month and a half. So I was like, it's settled. Finally it happened. And that's good. In life, the pacemaker, do you need to recharge it? How does it work?, it's fixed. It just happened to me. And is it good to live with the pacemaker? Do you need to recharge it? How does it work?

Because it sends electricity? Yeah, with the USB plugged into your cell phone, into the computer. Did you take the extended warranty? No, but it's good for 6 years? It's good for 9 to 12 years. So depending on the use I'm going to have to do with it. But let's say at 9 years old, you'll be back at Apple Store. Yeah, exactly.

I have a follow-up every 6 months, 1 year, for a bit, and then every year we'll do a little check-up. And you were dead for a while. And what's death? What's death? It's the Beach Club. It would be sick. Olivier Primo is the one who is going to the bathroom.

It would be sick to learn that, let's say you die 20 seconds, you realize that Chris Raël was right. Imagine! If the Elohim are like, welcome! That's it! But no, it's fucked up. Basically, there's nothing. It's fucking flat. But it's like electric, our thing.

Switch on or switch off. But what's fucked up is that... I know there are people who say that before you eat you see the movie of your life. But I think that in my case, what happened is that when I started to become aware again, it's like if I started dreaming, I had images and after that I woke up. And I always saw the same thing, it was always you who would get into the most possible situation. And I was like, hop, then I came back to life, it gave me the taste to continue.

That's what brought you back. Thank you Mike. When you were working, did you see the tree? The tree? When you had your car accident. Lord of the Rings? When you had your car accident, you went into a tree. Yes, I went into a tree.

Did you see that or not? Yes, since it's an electrical problem, it's not neurological, when I get back to consciousness, I understand everything that's going on. I saw it and I was like, oh, I'm going to change. It's like you were hypnotized by my death. Yes. You know, you remember everything. I think I prefer to die, Mike. But by the way, you were listening to his thing on Spotify when you were in Sarovka. But you were listening to her on Spotify when you were on the road.

I was like, I'm not receptive. He doesn't have the right to put his shows on the radio. It must be illegal. I think it's Debilion Chouette. She said that she was listening to a show that was there. She was cooking and she fell asleep. No. On TV, just... Oh. If you want, we can talk about it again. It's a little bit of a time, Debbie. It's a little bit of a time, Debbie.

We can call her. I think that as soon as he hypnotizes you, you leave. I think so. After that. Yes, yes, at some point I passed out. I had made a TV show with him and there were the... Dominique and Martin who were there, who had been hypnotized by him the year before. And he went into the lodge and the guys were...

You know, he tried not to look at them and he was like, the guys, are you going to sleep? And straight away, he went away. He tried not to look at them but he had the eye of Dominique Sion. Oh, what a fool! He's saying, Dominique, your paper is heavy. Heavy as Martin's big head! Lourdes comme le Gros Martin d'Abonne-Tûre! J'espère pour ce show-là.

Wow, wow, wow. Hey, but speaking of messements, have you ever been to see a wine or a bouquet? Once, in a party, there was a creamer, in any case, it was weird. There was a girl who was like, if you want, I can pull you to the bar in my friend's room. And I was like, ok. You're not a straight person. No, no, I swear.

She was in the party, yes. But it makes me crazy. But I don't believe it, but I don't want her to tell me bad things that I'm going to keep in mind. There was Francis from Chick'n's Well, a man who had told me, when we were young, we were in the brush and he was like, hey, I'm drawing cards. He drew me cards and I didn't believe a thing. I didn't believe a thing.

He talked about a child. She was in class and I was like... Oh, he's so... He's so drunk. He's drunk by his hair. He's a twig. The justice card. Oh, the handicap card. The hand card. Oh, fuck. The hand card! Oh fuck! He's trying to be super old, you It's a gag! You were so into it!

Did you get fired? It was the first time this year, three people told me in the same week, I was going to see such a beautiful woman, like go for it! I wasn't really into it, and I was like, yeah, why not?

I got there and my first shoot, I turned around, my heart was like, are you crazy? I was like, it's weird. I was already living the first five November. I had already lived some challenges. She was like, it doesn't look good on you. I don't have good things to do. And then one year, she left my future behind

to just say, hey, I know that today is an important day, it's the American elections, there's a lot of energy, but she looked at me and said, but there's light. I pulled her out. It's going to be a man who's going to win. And then she started talking to me and we laughed so hard. Oh, that's magic! Oh, that's magic!

Oh, that's hot! I was like, I don't know if the rest is what you're going to tell me. But she was right on the line. She was right, so it looks like I'm going to have a big control of the money. That's magic. I was like, I don't know, I can't tell you. Four steps in a second of your, and the rest is just happy. And then he was like, it's all the stupidity that he says about him, it's all not true,

it's all not true, and I was like, I'm not sure that the lady in the game is aware of it all. Make astrology great again. That's a good meme. Make astrology great again. That's another T-shirt. I give it to you. You'll print that. So that was my experience.

How long have you been doing stand-up? I entered the school of the word in 2020 during the pandemic. I finished in 2022. Did you have a tour? Yes, we were so lucky. It was the first time that the rooms reopened completely. The rooms were full, everyone was at the meeting. Ah, you guys weren't even half-rooms.

No, no, no. We were super lucky. It was a wonderful experience. I loved it. But I started to do a little bit of stand-up before that. Because I had written a play that I had presented in a festival. And it still makes me happy because in my head I was like, I'm really a tormented artist. And I really want to create a big play.

And finally I wrote a play and I received a small writing prize for it. And I did, fuck off, I'm going to take a class at the UNH to write jokes instead. And it gave me the hang of it. So I started in 2019. I was tripping. My first show I did was at Jockey. It was Charles Pellerin who was the host at that time. He told me, I knew you started and we've been doing improvs together for a long time.

So I was like, I'd like to try it. He was like, come on, it's an open mic special. You'll see, it's five minutes. I'm like, okay. But it wasn't a real open mic special. It was more like, before all the guys, all the... You know, I went through four vacations and God knows what. I was like, oh, it won't be easy. Did you do it correctly?

I got my teeth stuck under a microphone. I got angry with Charles' name. And after that... Thank you Charles! How much time do we have left? How did you call him, Charles Pellerin? I don't know. I just had all the consonants out at the same time.

There was no more vowels. The teeth... A good hand for Fred Pellerin! I don't know, I just had like... You know, I just had like all the consonants coming out at the same time, there was no more vowels. The dancers, a good hand for Fréte-Lin! Exactly, I was so stressed, I didn't understand what I was doing there. I was like, what am I doing there? But in the end, after a minute at Blackout, after that I was like, hey, let's take advantage of this. Do you think it's another syncope?

At the beginning! It's your first Malay-Skadiak. I was like, I don't remember the beginning. I just saw some electric lines from a table. My guy came to cheer me up and I ended up with a good killer. People clapped at the end. It's the right summer. It started like that and I was really shocked. I realized that in life, I did a lot of theater. It seemed like you didn't have time to control your heart.

When you have a training as a comedian, there's not much you can do. You wait for the phone to ring and it made me... You have to write, you realize, you do everything. It's the beauty of humor, we're alone. Yes, that's it. I said I was going to try to do the school of humor and I loved the process. I fell in love with stand-up. You have a nice cohort. Yes, really. Super nice people. Everyone still does it today.

So, 2022 cohort, men, women, among others. Did you have a lot of people from your year with the experience? I was surprised to see that it was really accessible. There were so many parties, a lot of parties for beginners. When I arrived, I was like, damn, that's impressive. I didn't have that much experience in stand-up. I found the people in my cohort really cool. Because there are so many people, I had the impression that it became so popular in the last 10 years that people who couldn't have booking, they went to the bar in their neighborhood and were like, I'm going to go out one night. And the barman is like, Chris LeBard, he's empty on Wednesday, he still has a list.

He doesn't have experience, but you learn by doing the same. Michel told me something the other time and he was right. He said, you know, in the time, let's say my generation, you had four nights in the world, if you went on stage the first time and you didn't do a hit, you'd give up. Yeah, that's it. But at this time, since there are a million nights... A million hits. Even if you're fucking up every night, you're just barred from a small group,

but there's another small group the next day. So you can be ultra bad for six months, and work and eventually you'll become good. And do things on the web, do a podcast, do a... There's so much... With the internet, there's so much way to produce yourself and to put yourself on stage that if it's not the right thing to do right away, you're like, I'm going to do other things, I'm going to write scripts, I'm going to... Exactly, that's it.

And it's also that at school, there were video editing classes, things like that. I never thought I'd be able to do editing in my life with my theater degree. I was like, I'm going to be super good at doing masked games. In the theater school, because the Mont-Winster school gives more of a full program of lots and lots of things in humor, the theater school, is it still just you learn to play and that's it? I think it tends to want to change, but it's not really... It's not really to become a creator who will develop his ideas, who will put his ideas on the market. And I think that's the thing that...

You don't like that. No, no, no, no! Excuse me, I'm going to stop all this. I'm just going to be like... No, but it's an interpreter school! Yeah, that's it. It's really an interpreter school. But you know, at the conservatory, not so long ago, I don't know if it's still the case, but I have friends who were there and there were sword fighting classes.

I understand so well. I swear, I did that. Sword fighting classes? Yeah, it was in the winter, but... Yeah, it was in the spring and winter. Hey, that's... But, like, imagine you're playing the three musketeers, it's for one person.

And then you're like, ta-ta! But, you know, it's cool, but like, teach me how to do public casting, teach me how to make a web series. You know, because even comedians, often, I think there are some who take a big role, they're super talented, but during 3 years you wait... You wait and it's over.

You're like... Anyway, they lack tools to play. I think, since they need to learn to play, they should bring back sword fights in more projects. The world has learned. That would be the solution. In the stat, there's one person out of three who has a wound on his shoulder. It's always like that. All the shows, it's over. On guard! Oh wow.

I think that the school of the world is really well adapted for that. They give us a lot of tools to promote our ideas. I've never had a food job since I left. They give us a lot of tools to promote our ideas. I never had a food job since I left. I finished my 4th year of school and we had a good time. I was like a server. Like everyone. Classic.

I started doing shows. It never stopped. It never stopped. I'm really lucky. And I'm also good at everything, so... No, no! Joke! This is my jam!

I hope it's your jam, otherwise it's embarrassing, isn't it? The guy next to him, That's right bitch! True story! Yeah. But, by the way, she called me that because I had some thoughts and everything. This afternoon, I was able to take

for the first time in three weeks, a real shower. It's my chum who washed my hair. I can't raise my arm completely yet. Because of the... Because the hairdresser is here. Because of the... Yes, because the Do you drink Fentanyl? Yes. What? But for real, I want to go back to Fentanyl. You know, Fentanyl, I would never take it in the street because it looks really dangerous, but when you're in the frame with a professional team...

Or your Tesla that heats up by itself. Oh, really? That's it? We go to the casino! It's like the buzz, you know? I've never taken heroin either, but I have the impression that heroin looks good. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's like a cloud.

Relaxing. I think it's the same effect as the Stromsport. It would be smart to have a gift certificate for Fantanil. It would be smart. You're a bit like... You're a bit in a vat. It's like between sleep and awakening. Ah, that's odd.

And then, you know, I was like, He's got a nice heart, like, Go pump him with your hand, Doctor! No! They make you smoke? No, no, that's okay. They inject you? Oh yeah. A little...

A little... They're like, We're going to the street. Yeah, yeah. A little key. The Doctor is like... Hey! No, but I have an anecdote that's fucking funny. For example, I spent a week at L'Elle Cardiac, and one day, there was a guy, a man, who was in one of the rooms, and clearly, he stuck his mouth. Oh yeah?

Because the man is like 52 years old, I don't know, something like that. And big guy, he was like... You know, Jack, he's not mean, but he's a good character. And his cell phone was Thunderstruck. It rang at 15 minutes. And one day, he's in his room and I just hear, Oh, this guy is turning the volume up! But it's not a fault!

I was like, well, fuck it! You know, this kind of character And one day there's a guy, 19, in pants and he's dancing like a banana bag Oh my God! Oh, it's my dad! I swear, man! I don't know, I don't know my Marty I don't know

And it was so funny, I was like Obviously, his pusher is there I don't know if I'm going to die. I don't know what to do. It's so funny. It's obviously his pusher. Chris, what drug do you use when you get your heart operated? Or maybe he said he was going to puke. He's going to puke. We'll test it. They told me he was repaired.

We'll see if it's true. Do pushers have a kind of moral code? Let's say, the L Cardiac, that's his name. What's your line? That you say, yeah, that's it. You have a body, yeah, Saint-Gitin. I don't know. Yeah, that's it.

20 dollars is 20 dollars. Oh, and that's a real childhood dream. Oh, yeah. Oh, and that's a real childhood dream. A malty, there. It's a good one. I met Bouscotte to give you a little key. I didn't know it was a... Bouscotte?

What child wants to meet Bouscotte in 2024? I don't know. I was trying to find a name for it. So I had to of the fireman. Young reference, young reference. Bouscotte! It looks like an Italian biscuit. The worst, I don't even know who Bouscotte is or what Bouscotte is.

It's a show for children, like 2000s. Yes, youth, but the character was young, but it wasn't time for young people. No, plus 90s, Bouscotte. Is that right, 90? A teléroman. A teléroman. I think you're mixing with Ramdam. Bouscotte, did you do a part-time job?

No. Okay. No, but it's good, your question. Where is the moral of a pusher? I imagine it depends on the pusher. I think most of them may have friends. I don't want to say there are good pusher. That's it, it the poachers. I think most of them have some. I don't want to say there are good poachers. I don't know.

You think there are some who are very... who ask you questions and say, I don't like your political opinions, I bring my heroine elsewhere. It's not true that someone who doesn't respect the non-binary people will buy my cocaine! Wow! But do you have pushers in that? Oh, that's a lot of work!

You want to have your crowd work? Yeah, that's interesting. For real, you have to feel bad. Let's say they have the right to take drugs too. But let's say you have a body and it's two trisomies. You're like... I give them a style. Do you call their parents to see? I know it's not a child, but do they have the right to smoke crack?

Yeah, I think they should FaceTime you the whole time. You don't have a choice, I think. Good. Good. Because I have 200 dollars of crack. Good. It exists. Yeah, crack. Does it exist? It exists, still, but I think it's not very popular anymore. I think all drugs are like a stronger version of the old drugs. I think crack is the buscote. The drug.

The world knows what it is, but I think it's not a game anymore. There are a lot of mods. There were the bad salts. Everyone talked about that, there was Cro-Cro D'Hair. It was just normal bath salt. No, that's not it. No, but the bad salt is from the apicillus salt.

No, the bad salt is from the chemical drug. Yes. But it was just that, it was really... But they had to add something else. Pretty sure, yes. But... Otherwise, they. But he had... He wouldn't have had so many of those in the United States.

He didn't add much. There was a limit. In any case, at the UniPrix, you could only buy two things of epsom salt. Because it's the main ingredient of that drug. And if you limit it to two people, no one will make...

...a single one. I didn't know, ok? That's really it. But it's definitely something else. I think so. Yann, can you google... ...the bath salt recipe? Just type BA and in your history google, Google will appear alone, I guess. Do you find it at Lush? It's really cool, isn't it? Yeah, just write, how to do bad salt quick.

Bats all quick. Yeah. Quickly. Check out a tutorial. How to do that. A kind of youtuber. Hello everyone. Yo followers! I'm testing the 5 craziest crack recipes

from TikTok. Yes, yes! In our first season of Club Soli, we did a sketch where Anas was playing... It was a parody of Rad, you know? So all the journalists, like Gunzode, like we throw ourselves... It's a field journalist. And the joke was that Anas was playing a young radical with a K.

And he tested all the COVID vaccines in one shot, on the crack! And he was stinging himself in the crack. And it was stinging in the eyes. It was fucking trash. There were four of us, the VAC, in the stage, playing an addict with a cockroach that was stinging in the face. It was the first sketch we shot of season one. We showed it to the broadcaster and they said,

well, no. It was like, impossible. We had forgotten. At the wrap party of season season 3, we checked them and we were like, it's so fucking trash. I'm going to try to get it out now. It's so funny. It's funny, huh? Like, he just pees and consumes drugs. I was playing a punk who comes home, like, with his dogs, but you know, it's just a nightmare. Did you find Yann?

Yeah, he's a little... I'm dead. Did you find one? Yes. Wait a minute. I'm disappointed with the answer. Not like in your memories. I thought I had it bookmarked in my little recipe. Ricardo's salt is easy to mix. The best!

The main components of the bath salts include generally the Epson salt, the sea salt, and sometimes the dead mother salt. These salts... Oh no, that's the bath salt. Where did I go? The salt of your dead mom! Is there any other ingredient? No, no, there are plenty of other ingredients.

There is very little salt in there. It's weird that he calls it that. At the same time, it's like sports, football. He calls it football. There are not many people. There's very little salt in it. Okay, okay! It's weird that he calls it that. It's like football. He calls it football. He kicks once every 42 minutes.

It's the game of the day. Like Coke. There's not much Coke in Coke. There's no more. There's no more? There's no more. That's flat. It became the debruyants of this episode.

No, not really. I wonder if there's people, you know, when coke stopped having cocaine, who were like, we can't do anything anymore, right? If it was like, fuck it, now we have a woke's stee, and because of the woke's crisis, we don't have coke anymore, right? What is it? I guess they removed all the mountain dew, look, there's no more style. It's absurd that the most popular liquor in the world was made of cocaine. It's not logical, it's hot, coke, in a way. The world that takes it, they usually like that.

But they shouldn't The bad guy. The guy who takes... Usually, they like that. But he doesn't want to have a lot of it. Yeah, he likes it fast. He says, I don't know. But it's the bad guys who didn't have an ad because it would have been sick. Just two guys with a lot of projects. Who drink liquor. They don't listen to each other. They don't like each other.

It's the bad guys who stopped early because Chris Eric Lapointe who stopped a good parlor player. He chugs by the nose and then he goes back to 5. But that was in the years like 1915. It was like in the time that it was like medicine. I think you bought your coke at the pharmacy. And one day they said, yes, sugar is a good drug, and there's money to make. One day, for real, they realized,

it was a doctor who called Coca-Cola, and he said, hey, that's dangerous. And then he crushed his cigarette. Yeah, that's it. I'm pretty old, when I was little, my doctor had a brick on his desk. It's not a thousand years ago. It's 40 years ago.

It has no rise. It was smoking everywhere. The planes, the elevators, the submarines, I guess. I like that. It's gonna be a submarine. That's what you're gonna smoke in submarines. Oh yeah. The guys are already a little... Yeah. Someone was laughing, so you can do it. Check the pussy. You know.

You bastard. How do you spend your time in a submarine? Are there people here who have... How do you spend your time in a submarine? Are there people here who have... How do you spend your time? That must be the worst way to die. In a submarine, you hope that your submarine will fart and you die instantly, that you just see it filling up a little bit.

No, no, it has to be something of pressure, like the billionaires in the Titanic. That's a nice death. Yeah, it's a nice death. How much did they cost? Was it 1 million each? It was too expensive. Well, it's relative. I wouldn't have paid that. But yeah, I think it was 1 million. I hope that the guy who sold it to them, after he had to be like a When it happened, he was like, maybe the Xbox controller is an Indian. It wasn't like...

He's like, I tested it in my pool, we're good. We're good guys. He was asking himself, what do we do to get through this? We're good. I never... The super rich people wanting to go down to the ocean or space. Have you ever had the need to go to the moon? Not the need, but the pleasure.

Let's say you won. Need, no. Curiosity. Seeing the Earth from space must be cool. Let's say you won at the State Powerball, 1.5 billion... Never in my life. I'm going to be in space. I'm an osteopath.

I don't know. I'm a choclostroph. I'm going to take the elevator. I'm going to take the elevator. I'm not going to go in there. Never, never. Wait, is this the first time publicly that you say it? Did you lose the elevator?

Where? On the 7th day of January 2015. There's a big file on it. I think there are other ways to go into space. Are you afraid of the elevator? July 7, 2015... There's a big case on that. I think there are other ways to get into space than the elevator, I'm not sure. I think they did other things. Oh shit, ok, Yann! Yo Yann!

Hey, you're in! Yann didn't take the joke from the joke. No. That must be the worst way to go into space. You step on the moon piton, and then... You stop at 62 times, because there's a colon crisis,

and you have to get into the elevator. Ding! Ding! No, I would never go in... I think I would feel bad for... I think it's like indecent. You know, like the world in a street that fights for a sandwich, you're like... You know, we take carbon to get a ship.

You know, I don't think it makes any sense to go into space. But it must be cool. So I would go... I don't know. I would be curious, but I would go. I don't know. I would be curious, but I don't think I would go. Once I felt the need, I was like, it would be cool. Then I went to my coco and it was fixed.

I just needed two Benedictines and it was okay. It was more like my need. My need is to eat fat. All astronauts say it's the most similar thing to space. It's the same thing. It's really the same feeling. thing to go into space. Yeah, it's the same thing. It's the same sentiment. My client said the same thing. Well, since there's no gravity.

No, that's it. She said it was the same thing. But seabed... I don't know, I'm not that curious either. I think it's a matter of risk. But I think it's really a matter of how you can have everything. And then you need strong emotions. And I think you just want the biggest buzz. And often it goes through flash, you know,

flash activities, it goes through flashing your cash. No, but I don't see any other explanation than like... Do you think that once you go into space, after that you chase that buzz all your life? Well, probably. You try everything. Yo, Mike, yo, what are you saying? You want to go to space? No, I really don't want to.

Yo, Mike, no game? You're the fucking Puget! No, but I have zero desire to go to space. It would be hot, Mike, to go to space. A sub-listener in space. Wait, wait. Hey, that would be sick! Man!

Just like, you open your vodka bottle and you just do like... The bottle that you're blowing. Oh, there you go! Just you and like... Fallu behind like... Hey, by the way, I want to taste your vodka. I've never tasted it. Can you have some?

I have... Every time I go to a bag... Why would I take another vodka? Every time I go to a bag, I forget. The last time I went, I finally bought, I never like it. Oh, ok! It's just the... Oh, ok! The theory that Arnaud was saying, the phraser. Why did he limit the world to two...

... uh... ... saline salts at the pharmacy? Dude, call the manager of your unipri's office and stop with that! No one relates! It was the pandemic, he was limiting everything! He must have had some thick ones that he was trying to make. That he was sniffing... he was sniffing salt... Oh yeah, maybe.

Tap, origin, Chinese pâté now. He's going to make... He's not even Chinese! Hey, Saint-Hubert, it's crazy how funny it is. When you do a parody, they have be really mad, they write it to thank you. It's double the I'm too much of a guy, the living chicken is bad, you're using dead chicken, stuff like that. And then I drop the logo at the end and it's horrible. And every time I make videos with brands or whatever, it's never brand deals, I'm not paid to do that, it's just to make fun of them, but I don't warn them, so that's it. I don't know, but I don't warn them. So, I'm not happy. Did you have them angry? I had the same character, but the other one was Pachini.

Was it that one? The one with the penis? A big ass? It was like the menu. The guy who... They didn't have as much fun as I did. Weird. They didn't send do much, but... Weird. They didn't send me a shirt, that's fucked up. But that's Saint-Hubert who sent me the shirt.

But it's Poche & Fish, I think it's FDB and Entho. So Saint-Hubert contacted Poche & Fish. I think so, but I think they already have some merch, I'm sending one. It's the same gang. That's why they make some kind of... Funky, fun. For Saint-Tuber, so Saint-Tuber has royalties on... I don't know how it works.

...where it's just the guys at the office... I imagine they don't make cash and they're like, it's just for the brunch, I don't know how it works. But he sent me that, so... Is there anyone who's looking forward to Saint-Tuber? Ah, is it Cagassant? Oh, him! It's interesting, at the end, someone who works for Saint-Tubard? Ah, it's that kid, Carlisle. It would be funny if someone did me.

I did submarine, I work for Saint-Tubard, I have a pacemaker. It's like... Then he goes out in a rocket. Hey, it's true that you suck good, Pascal! Wow! Yes, I see it happening. Oh my god. I know it's true. Do you think you suck good?

I never sucked... But I would suck... But there's a micro there! No, but I wouldn't suck very well I have good lips to suck penis Mike decides to answer seriously No, no, no! I have good lips!

But I have a small mouth My mouth is really small So I couldn't suck a whole ass I have good lips. But I have a small mouth. My mouth is really small. So I couldn't suck a whole tail. Not a big tail. If it was a trip to Trois, I would be like, take your bar. And I would be like...

You would be like, mouth like harmonica style. I would be like eating bloodhound It would be Nom nom nom Nom nom nom It's better than seeing a tail in the bar With little spikes at the end

It's too hot But you'll see it's really special Because a tail tastes like the Hals It's too hot! You'll see, it's really special because a heart tastes like the Hals. It's the same thing, really, like when you put some suppositories. You're yuppie! He split it for me to taste the vodka pure. That's nice. Thank you very much. Thanks. Cheers. And that's the Coke with apea method, is that it?

I think I tasted it in there, I have a brush. But did you salivate a lot? It's good, very good. Ok, it's not over yet? No, it's not over yet. No, no, we're going like, hey, I haven't'm salivating. I don't know what the norm is. You know, since I've never... You know, I've never watched people do...

Hey, open your mouth. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm not wet anymore. Yeah. But I think that one... But when you said earlier that you don't have a big mouth, you're talking about a diamond? A diamond?

Or a deep hole? You know, your diamond. Oh, the lag. The circumference. I'm deep, deep. Okay. I'm taking a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of a long little bit of You're talking about diamonds? She's not a deep one. She's a diamond. I'm deep, deep. I'm taking a long little tail.

I'm getting a pinocchio nose. Look, I'm not able to suck that tail. No, she doesn't fit. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't understand. That's it. No. I understand. It's just a little operation and it's settled. Yeah, it's true.

It would be weird if I did that and you had a sexual intercourse. I'm like, I'm not that curious, but a bad luck. It happens. I don't know. It's just to know the answer. It's flat watching a movie and you don't have the answer. So people want the answer.

He wants the answer. It would be flat to get me operated to be better, to suck a dick, just to try it. To suck a dick, I could be bad. I think if you try something, it must be like when you do humor for the first time, you don't have to be good. I'm sure if you suck a dick, it's like the first show of Pascal.

Cuck your teeth! No way! A beautiful dick that changes the rules! Exactly! That's it! Oh no! I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying,

I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying,

I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying,

I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm it. It's just that I don't necessarily like to do it, but... But the technique is there. The technique is there. The instinct, maybe the instinct. The good places, the waves. Can you throw it? No. Hey! He didn't come. He didn't come.

This is for people who don't pay for the Patreon video. But... But for real, don't put this in a clip... Don't put this in a real clip. Just for real. I have kids who will one day be on social media. Hey! Patrick, he's not going to be able to do it. We're announcing this! Don't put that in ClipReal, just not really. I have kids who will one day be on social media.

Hey, Patjini will be in trouble. We'll send this out next year for the Goliath gala. What is it? Mammoet? Mammoet, because I'm Goliath. Sorry! A video that inspired young people in Quebec. You crying while receiving your prize. That a straight man pronounces on how to suck so well that it inspired a whole new generation.

Or like the children of the TV, in a montage. It's so funny that it's so funny. Oh my God! That's a lot of shit! I mean, you know, I often hear that, since we have a tail, we know how to use it, but I think that... I think that it wouldn't help me. Well, let's see... No, but I mean, you have your dream pipe in your head.

That's what I mean. And you can reproduce it. My dream pipe is not by someone like me. No, I understand! That's what I mean! So... I'm doing a very bad job. No, but... You understand? My point is that when I give a really bad choice. No, but... My point is that when I give a massage to someone, I do exactly what I would like them to do. But I also understand that it's personal, everyone is different.

And it's true that when I imagine my pub of rage, it's not me who's getting scared. Anyway... It's true that having a contact with you... But I've seen watched porn on VR. Yes. Have you tried that? VR, like the... Why am I not surprised?

I watched... I watched porn in the motorized car in Jean-Marc. That's what you mean? Oh, that's good. Oh, that's good. We went to the porn under the house, I was scratching. That's good. I was like, I'm so tired, visit my apartment. And it's like fucking long, because she shows me all the parts of her apartment in Russian. And I was like, move on, and boom!

I have three huge hearts that surround me. You're more into the life of the girl. Yes, I'm more into the life of the girl. And she's like bang, and there are three around. And the dimensions are so fucked up that it's like a little big... You know, you don't fit in your mouth. It's like it's going to smash your face. You know, I don't know if you remember, but at the time, in La Ronde, the Volcanoesaur...

Yes, yes, yes. With the little thing there. The mosquito that came close to your face. It was exactly that with strange pubis. Wow. And what's fucked up is that the person who fucks you, okay, in the action. Yes! That's exactly what it was with weird pubis. And what's fucked up is that the person who fucks you is okay in the action, and then when you look at yourself, it's just three dudes waiting for you. They don't even realize they're being filmed. No, not at all!

There's one who's very excited, the other one who's just a little bit lost. They're out of their seat, but it's because they're not used to doing the camera 3. Oh yeah, and that means the girl is wearing a hat with the camera. And in the truck, Google Street View. Oh, you're using the same same thing with Google Maps. Yeah, that's it. I had seen a movie one day, and I thought it was really weird. Stop it, Maget. I had seen a movie one day. No, but I was like, there were plenty of them, and one of them was,

You were the girl, and I thought, I'll try to see what it is to be a girl. And then I was being eaten by a man. What? I didn't like that. It was... It wasn't good. There was nothing that worked. There was nothing that worked. It was weird to see a man licking his vagina.

But wait, when you look at it, because I've never done it, but when you look at yourself, because I never did it, but when you look at yourself, you have a woman's body, right? Yes, it's like the body of someone else. It's not your body for real. No, no, no. By asking, I'm like, obviously, but... No, because if it's your body for real, it just means you have ski glasses.

You're like, you're a jerk! You make me black again! Stay! You have ski glasses. You're like, You're like, You're like, You're like, You're like, You're like, You're like, You're like, You're like,

You're like, You're like, You're like, You're like, You're like, You're like, You're like, You're like,

You're like, You're like, You're like, You're like, You're like, You're like, You're like, You're like, You're like, You're like, Oh, if a guy or a sports expert thinks he's joking. That's funny. Oh, that's funny. Oh my God.

But Mike, you're a dick right now. It's just you who's doing... Oh, but you're making all these in your balls. It must be a little kick. Honestly, it's fucking nice. That's all. What happened after the huge Russian cures? I was on the ground and I was like, stop it, it's a horror movie. It's so weird.

There was a time when a huge man came up to me and he approached me to kiss me. It's just scary. And you see him stop in front of the camera. He just goes... Yes, it's really weird! It's really weird! It's really weird! So I stopped because I was stuck. We'll think about something else.

There were a lot of questions. It seems that a couple of years ago, it was going to replace all the technologies, the augmented reality. Zuckerberg put a lot of emphasis on it, all the avatars. And we would say no, we would say it's just overwhelming. I don't know anyone, maybe I don't care about the good world, but I don't know anyone who is always checking things with a big head. We would say we were promised that it was this. I have the impression that...

I remember when I bought my helmet, I was watching a lot of shows, but I realized that it would never work for real because I wasn't really watching the show. I was watching the audience, and then I was like... He's really ugly. What is this lady? I was watching the audience and I was like... He's so laid!

What is this lady? You can do 360°, you have the stage and you can turn around and see the world in real life. It's like watching a show. But you weren't watching the good kid. It was stand-up. And it was perfect because it was a comedian who was perfect, without any flaws. It was all cramped.

And a person who really didn't like that. But who didn't want to bother. And I was just looking at that person. I don't remember if it was a guy or a girl. But it was just a person who was like... It's a guy, a girl, but it's just a person who was like... You know, and then, an hour just... And I was watching this during COVID, but I was like, Chris, COVID is worse than life, if you're a person...

You were like, oh, Yann is connected! Hey Yann, do you have any questions? How long has it been? An hour and a quarter. An hour and a quarter? Oh, it's been an hour and a quarter. Since I saw you looking at your phone, I thought it had been a long time. You're really curious. I'm a curious guy. You're a curious guy.

It's my worst flaw. Ah, villain. Villain, villain. Have you ever done the show Curieux Bégin? Who are you talking to? To you! Have I done Curieux? I did something ugly with Curieux Bégin!

I don't think I did Curieux. I'm invited sometimes, but it doesn't work. But it's my dream. Are you serious? I love Christian Bégin. You're a Curieux. I'm invited sometimes, but it doesn't work. But it's my dream. Really? I love Christian. You're a Curieux epic. I love the food, I love cooking, I love Christian. Apparently, he's really good at eating.

Really, really, really. It's my dream. I have to put something on the white wine, a Christian, pop a couple of oysters, talk about Kamouraska. It's my dream. I don't think you're done. Would you be... No, no, no. I was my teacher at the school of humor.

Really? He was your teacher at school? Super thin, super good. But I didn't realize he was good at the time. Because, you know, at school I wanted someone who was like... No, but it's not even for his look. But it was... You know, at school you want someone who was like... No, but it wasn't even for his look. But it was... You know, at school you want someone who says do this, don't do that.

So you give a text, you want this is good, this is not good. But he was very... He didn't listen to you. He didn't listen to you, he was in the final arenas. No, but you know, he is very... If you believe, anything is possible.

And I was like, that's not what I want. Was he the one who did your teaching or scriptwriting? Yes. And while I was at school, I thought he was my worst teacher. But from a distance, he's the best I've ever had. Did you come here? No. You invited me 13 times before inviting Curieux. I should invite Curieux.

Yes, it would be crazy. There's not much room for a scooter. I don't know if he would come in a scooter. It would be crazy. Surely. He would leave in a taxi, but he would come... I don't know if he... It must be...

You know, his scooters must be like a car and he just leaves it where it goes. Yes, sure. Because... He can never take it back. He must have about 40 scooters in the river. He just... I was just going to say simple.

It's white, but why do you have 128 plated scooters? It costs you 11,000$ a year. I can't bring them back. I think the fontanel is to be like Christian Bégin. That's it, I think. The closest to the effect of tea. When you look at Christian Bégin, you're like, that's the fontanel. I have a flash of him. when he was our teacher at school. There was Francis Cloutier from the Chickenswells. He's in all my stories tonight.

We had a party at their place. We had invited the teachers. There was no teacher who arrived except Christian. Christian had come and the guys had made him smoke pot. And he wanted to keep his arms arms and ears all the time. So he was just next to a door frame and he was tripping on the door frame. He was looking at us and talking about his vision of life.

And I was like, oh, damn, it's absurd. That's what I'd pay for. Yeah, in VR, I'd like to see that damn, it's absurd. I would pay for that. Yeah, in VR, I would like to see that. In VR, yeah yeah. And then he takes me out to the beach. And then he approaches to give me a drink. Yeah, but he really looks smart.

He's super cute. Invite him. Invite him. I'm going to invite him. He's calling me now. I don't know if he's the real one. Well, I think he's had some problems too. Is it cardiac or... There are health issues, yes.

I think he's fine. I think he's fine. I hope in Christ, otherwise it will age badly. Oh yeah. Yann, look at this one. The week that CurieuxBégin dies, we take this out. We take out the episode to that. But yeah, when I saw the video, I was like, I'm not saying that Curieux-Bégin died, we're taking this out. We're taking the episode out.

But yeah, when I book him, I'll tell him that you told him to do it and that he was going to be sick. I'll go with him if I have to, I really love him. At his fair? Yeah. Did you see yesterday, I saw that in my feed, the photos of Legault at Notre Dame. I thought it would be funny. And with Elon Musk. I was like, what was he talking about?

I really want to know what he was talking about. Do you have... We have a lot of Tesla in Quebec. Not so many places to charge them in the region. Yeah, not so many place to charge them in région, but... Had detail express, we're working for that. But... Ah, we like Elon Musk, but not Musk-y. Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ta, barnard! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ah, c'ti, ça va être bon! Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, it's going to be good. I found it weird, for example, the day before, I saw Logo

who was insulting Trump and then the next day when you meet Trump you have a picture and you see Logo, he's like a dog who peed on the carpet and he's afraid to get shat. He's like... he's holding his hand like...

If he's in jail, it's clear that Logo is holding Donald Trump's pocket. And he's following him everywhere. He's starstruck. And Trump... I'm not sure who knows what Quebec is. Trump... he must understand the concept of Canada, but the provinces... Maybe he knows, but... No, no, he knows. He met his first wife in Montreal. Oh, ok.

And he travels on JSP. He must know. But it's true. So... He loves UFC a lot, Trump. Yes, he loves... Yes, yes, yes. He must understand.

Oh, it's tabarnak. Oh, you're a jerk. Oh well... Christian fell off his scooter. Hey, you're lucky that when you were doing your syncopations, you weren't on a scooter. Christian Bégin, who does a syncope, he dies. It's over. He must break the 8 bottles of wine he has caught. We find him in the big OEF in Saint-Yacinthe.

Or you know the world that walks in a wheel, just a wheel that you move forward. Yes, the future. It's scary. A cardiac problem and it's over. It's over. It's over. No, it's annoying me right now, I don't even have the right. It's scary. A heart problem, and it's over. It's over. It's a disaster. No, it's lucky for me right now, I don't even have the right to ride a bike. Oh yeah? Yeah.

It's been a long time since we... I have like a 6 month period to check. It's the month you go down. Yeah. You're like, you're like, you're a dick. I'm going to stop talking. Stop treating me like a child. Burning my fingers. it's scary! I love that!

What can't you do? Can you heat? No. No. Can you run? Yes. Ok. So you can walk and run. Yes.

But ideally, I need to have a 3 to 6 months where I'm not alone to make sure the pacemaker does the job right and then I find my freedom. It's not going to be fast. Sure! You got it girl! Oh boy! Someone asked if you were going to start doing Jiu Jitsu again. Jiu Jitsu? For now, no because I'm still on the rise and I have scars.

But yeah, I started doing Jiu-jitsu with Martin Lozon, Marty Maher, he was my coach. And then I also started doing it in Quebec because it's my first time living in Quebec. And I had two gyms in Montreal, but with health problems, it's really not recommended. Are there any sports you could never do because of that? Well, I don not official yet. It's going to take an evaluation to make it like, yes, really, with the pacemaker everything is fine. Or, no, there are still some, so you can't do it.

A combat sport, when you have a little electric thing, I fight against you, you punch in the chest. It's a pacemaker. I unplug you. That's it. I'm in the chair. You're a peacemaker. I'm going to take you out. That's it. I'm just putting a magnet in your glove. You're like, good luck.

Good luck, good luck. Exactly. Me, Pascal, I don't want to piss you off, but you're going to be a girl with a arrow later. Exactly. But I loved that. It was so nice. How long have you been doing it? I think I'll have a arrow-shaped leaf later. Exactly. I loved that. It was so nice.

How long did you do it? I did it for a good 6 months. I went there 4-5 days a week. So that's where your heart problems started? Yes, a little bit. Good point. It's probably the other ones. I thought it was the punches in the chest.

Maybe it didn't help. It's a good point. It's Marcel Ozone. I thought it was the punches in the chest that were maybe not good. It's so intense. I did it once with a friend who does a lot of it. He's like, come on, come on, roll. There's a group of beginners. I was like, I wasn't a beginner. No. Hey man, like, force yourself to places you don't know you can force yourself to hurt in the neck.

You know, it's all like, you know, you get choked by someone, like a spider, like muscle... You're just trying to... To deprive yourself... No, but you're just trying to survive. I didn't even understand what my body was doing. I was just like, racking, from side to side. You move exactly how you suck a dick. I did it like... You move exactly how you were sitting on your ass. I did that like 4-5 years ago in a gym in the neighborhood as a introduction course.

You weren't even known yet. I have the impression that when you're known, they must do, hey it's funny, we're going to strangle him. Yeah, maybe more. They must be more like, look at the little girl, she's a bitch, she's gonna shit in her ass. It's gonna be funny. It's gonna be funny on Instagram. I wasn't well known, but honestly, I was playing with a 45 year old girl, but I was doing really bad. Really bad.

Like, I've never been fucked up. But it's tough. But I think it's like everything, you get used to it. Yes, you get used to it. And honestly, it helped me to be better at stand-up. Because I'm someone who is anxious, so I tend to fall into my head, I started to think a lot, and when you fight, you can't start imagining catastrophic scenarios, you have to survive.

So it forces you to breathe, slow down and focus on if he's currently working on his legs, it means his arms are less strong, so I'm going to go in his arms. So it led me to be on stage, really more relaxed, less nervous, to want to, you know. So I learned to breathe with that and it really helped with the stand-up. So I'm really disappointed to not be able to do it. You'll find another way to do it.

Yeah, I masturbate. It's not bad. It's kind of fun. Sometimes I choke a little just to tell you. I pull my hair. It's always fun. No, but it's for survival, it's for stand-up. What made you say, Asti, that helped me in stand-up? I don't think so.

Stand-up. Salt baths. There's a couple of things. When I started doing stand-up, I was so stressed that I drank three bottles of going on stage. Oh, that's true! I thought it would take me a while. I played seven weeks in a club and bars. I was always in over. Learning not to drink before playing was my first learning. After that, I smoked like a chimney the first few years.

When I started going through small rooms like that, I used to do the first parts in Martin Mat. Then I went from the brothel to Saint Denis, where you do like 50 steps and you get on stage and then... I'm so sick of it. I was tired just doing the first parts. Do you smoke? Twice. Ok. I'm a social worker, but not so much. Ok.

No, I don't smoke. Ok. But it's not that after the show I'm in K-Town. But you succeed... When I drink, when I drink. You succeed to smoke just once a month. No, but I go to the gym twice a week, I run. You know, I'm more fit.

But you know, lack of breath during a show, it's... You should have something, I think you should give your cigarette packs to your girls. Yes. And ask them. I'm more fit. But you know, not having enough oxygen during a show is hard. I think you should give your cigarettes to your girls. And ask them. Please, Roma! It's the square thing with a man who has a hole in his body! With your barbies, the man! I had, in the past...

This man, one of my friends knew him. Go fuck yourself, quickly listen! Hey Christian! Hey Christian! He's like, you're happy to be here, Mike? The curious one would be sick. But one day, one day, he made me taste a biscuit right in the hole! Sorry! Oh, Chris, it's okay. But yeah, one day, I said, because I liked this package,

I said that's the best because all the others are disgusting, it's scary. But him, if you put your thumb in the right place, he's just a man with a mustache. And I was like, you guys, you guys, he's great, he's great, and this guy... And then she said to me, she said, you're the best friend to my mother. And then I was like, oh yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, it's less funny for you. I imagine. Do you think he's playing'd play flute in the hole?

That would be bad... When he said he'd play flute in the hole, he said F*** you, Soli! Hey, but that means that this guy can suck more ass than you! Oh yeah, yeah! I imagine that! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Imagine that. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh He can do fire tricks. He's in B.R. It's a nightmare. He can make the guy come and he'll swallow his head off. Oh yeah.

The gossamer gossamer. Huh? Huh? You think you're gonna come face to face with me? REVERSE! REVERSE! REVERSE! REVERSE! REVERSE! Huh? Huh? You think you're gonna come face to face with me?

REVILS! Hey man, I never really cussed as much as you did. Yeah, yeah. He cusses a lot. I'm good! I'm good! I'm good! I'm good! I'm good! I'm good! I'm good!

I'm good! I'm good! I'm good! I'm good! I'm good! I'm good! I'm good! I'm sure there's porn everywhere. I'm sure.

Google. Yann. Yann. Pornhub. Pornhub. Yann, history. Call it that. Maybe it's throat play.

Throat play. Throat play. Or neck hole.... Or neck hole. I wrote neck hole. Oh my god! You just invented the glory hole! I don't know if he's gonna suck a dick, he'll take out his lips and he'll do boop boop boop.

Oh my god. Oh my god. You really have to listen to this episode in the video. There are a lot of good memes. A lot of good memes. Yann, do you find some next play? Oh, you do that on your phone too. Hey, thanks for keeping the property of our internet. Basically, what is it? Is it porn? Thank you for keeping the integrity of our internet.

What is it? Is it Tracheo porn? Tracheo porn, yes. Tracheo, Tracheo. It's not his first radio. No, no, that's it. It's just Tracheo porn, yes, it exists. No need to look for it, it exists. How is it written? Tracheo? Tracheo is T-R-A-C-H-T-E-O-E-O-E-E-O-E-O-E-E-O-E-E-O-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E- It's Trac Théo. Trac Théo. That's all Trac Théo Tommy Porn. It's a bit too much to handle.

I regret asking you to google this. I know. I'm not even going to listen to it. Just imagine it. It's so damn... Maybe the guy with the cigarette packs. How? Maybe the guy with the cigarette packs. That's Maybe the guy with the cigarette packs with his hole in the wall...

Yeah, that's what we've been talking about for an hour! Oh, sorry, I'm so stupid! Where have you been, Yann? Did you... Yeah, you did a little... I'm just coming from the toilet... Were you still in the toilet? Yeah, yeah, I just came from the toilet... How was it?

It was good, a nice experience. But yes, there is a lot of porn. Oh, great! The world is going well! What do people look like? People? Actors? Victims?

What do people look like? Are you beautiful people? Or is it like... It looks like a sad old man who owes money to the hospital. Hey, it's a life... The name of the video is Here's how I pay my doctor bill. Imagine...

Actually, it's a space that's not necessarily... This is the scene from a movie called... This is how it started. It's... Actually, it's a... It's a naked lady with a hole in her throat, but there's no guy who has a hole in his throat. There's no guy who has a hole in his throat. No, I'll find you one.

No, no, no, it's correct! Yann. Yann, it's not serious! No need, no need! No need, Yann! Yann is super motivated, it's good, I'm on it, captain! No, no, don't worry! Asti wants to make the report!

If it takes me a week, it takes me a week, but I found it! I'm going to hire a team and we're going to film it, Asti, if... He's going to put it on the radio! It would be the... What a documentary! Yann is like, yes, yes, in my bio I put journalist from now on! Do you have time to go pee?

When do you finish? We're going to... We still have time, let still have half an hour left. Woo! I'm coming back in 20 minutes! Well Arnaud! Yann, do you have a question about Arnaud? He got a lot of good ones.

We got a lot of good ones. Pfff... yes, a little bit. Yes, that's not for Arnaud. Do you think that a... Ah! Do you think that someone who was begging can make humor? And if you have tips, so I think it's someone who was begging who might want to start.

Oh, yes! A beg... I've already heard people say a beg or a begaye, but I like the way you say it, that you feel like you just arrived in Nantes. And you want someone who was begging, I like that. Someone who was begging, I think you're talking well. Well, I think everyone can make fun of it, because it's going to be funny. Or like, the punch, he repeats it three times.

Bellemare, Bellemare, Bellemare! He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, who is it? Luc Delarachalier. Luc Delarachalier, he wasn't able to speak, and when he sang, he was top, top, top. So I have almost a feeling that maybe some numbers that stand up, a cut of Morissette, you're able to... Oh yeah, Ben Desjarade, he's a big guy, he's not in the video. It's true! Angelo, so the person who wrote that... Angelo is not a big guy, I don't know how to put that.

No, Angelo isn't a dick, but on stage he's a dick. So, no, but this person, me being this person, I write a number and try it. And also, it's the same thing, it's like Angelo. I noticed everyone who has a cerebral paralysis that I know, that makes humor, and I don't know 60, but I know three. Bragg. Bragg, you know? I know a lot of people who stand up,

who have cerebral palsy, but are able, after four or five times, to place their, let's say, they know that such a word, Asti, they have misery, so they change the word. And this word has some misery, but it's paying. That's it. And honestly, humans like to look at other people's lives. Even in adversity, we will trip.

And your jokes are good. And especially the way it's published. Seeing someone you know in this situation, that there's some kind of trouble, there's a disability, and he managed to make us laugh with his disability, it's a plus. Yes, exactly. I'm done.

It's a joke. I was pissing and I didn't close the door, I opened the door. Oh, with the back? Yes. Did you piss everywhere? Yes. Well, Yann, another question. Pascal, have the events changed the way you see your future? Well, I have one, so yes. I think that events have changed the way you see your future.

Well, I have one, so yes. But you know, often there are people who have... Who pass by... Hey, seriously, that's a really good question. Yeah, I would like to say that it's quite recent. I'm in ups and downs right now. I have so many moments when I wake up and I'm like, Ah, damn, I'm so lucky to be there,

that there are other parts where I'm like, it could have ended, and it would have been that. You know, it's so fucked up. It seems so, but on the contrary, I think it really motivated me for the rest, and you know, I want to write so much about it, because you know, just like,

I was in a university hospital, so I showed my boobs so much to the world and I showed my boobs to everyone. I showed my boobs so much. In the waiting room to go faster? I was like, if my boobs are so slow. I was like, there are so many things to say about this event. They opened me up everywhere. Everyone was like, I want to check it out.

So one day, the preposer who brought me my cabaret, I was like... Like, yeah, well... And... I have so much to say about this. So I'm giving myself some time to go back and I'm going to write a lot about it. You know, the heart surgeon who put me on my pacemaker,

obviously, it's like... A the cardiologist who put me in my pacemaker, obviously it's like, a beautiful cardiologist, young... Are you there? No, I just want your sad face. But you know, I was like, obviously it's going to be... You know, it's not like an old man who saw everything, you know... It's true, so it was a... It was a young guy who...

But you know, he saw your balls, but he cut them, so... Yeah, that's it. And it was weird that you were still tied up, but... He was very focused. No, but that's it, and it looks like he's kind... Hey, I wonder... Not really. He must have weirdo-sexual hostages that are like me,

I like to eat balls and cut people off. Yantak, balls, balls, yeah yeah. Shopping... Chopping tits. Poor medicine. So, but that's what I'd like to do deal to say about that. It would be a good show because you're so young to have lived that. And if you hadn't solved that, it's always the young people who die of heart problems.

Exactly. Because you're like, I'm 30, we're still on the list. Yeah, that's it. But no, I found that really generous of him, who said, hey, at the same time, I'm going to do your pap test. I was like, cool, you know. But no, but anyway, there are plenty of things to say, so it's sure that it motivates me to write, to work on that. Do you think you should do more series a stand-up series or a film?

I think I would like to do stand-up with that. I think telling it to myself will be even more powerful. It's so personal. It can be a show concept, if it's an hour, an hour and a quarter, just on that. Just on that, all the way. On all your ghost addiction. Exactly.

I'm back with a new pusher. The 48th last episode, it's just you in the street. Since I was no longer doing Jujitsu, I'm not ready. But just like, I bathed in my ass evening... Hey, Tiop! Tiop? I'm sure you're going to... Yeah, Tiop...

Yeah, Tiop... Yes, please. But... you know, there's no shower, you can't wash yourself, so I spent seven days in your ass toilet washing yourself. Like, in the sink, it's really vulnerable. And then you have like a thousand doctors in training who check the balls and everything. And one day I was getting my surgery to put my heart monitor in his table. And you know, it's super white, full of big lights.

And then I realize, I have a long black hair of a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, I'm like, it's disgusting. But actually, you know, I really don't like my body. And every time you have to shave your head in front of a doctor or a nurse, you know, if you have three in the same day, when you're in the third day, you're like, hey, look, he doesn't notice. And the truth is, he notices. Yes, yes, he notices. Believe it or not, he doesn't notice.

He notices. Believe it or not, he doesn't mock you afterwards. Yes, that's it. It must be horrible. You know, let's say, like you said, when you're dead, you didn't see anything, but if you learn when you die for real, that you see everything, and you learn everything, you're dead, you didn't see anything, but if you learn when you die,

for real, that you see everything and you learn everything, you're able to go back in time. And you're complaining every time you've done a medical test, the doctor was talking about your body, with his family, all those kids. Look, young people, I know we're not supposed to be making fun of physical appearance, but the gentleman is so fat! I'm going to put a cracker on his face! Imagine! I think it's very motivating for the future. It seems like it gives the taste of...

But I still have to learn... After my graduation from the theater school, I said yes to all the projects. I'm everywhere. And'm, you know, and I neglected maybe a little rest. So now I'm giving myself a real fight off, off time, as much as possible. And after that, we come back strong. After that, pow! With the Golden Top G. By the way, we're going to do a first show live, an episode, it's our podcast with Magalie Saint Vincent.

But now we're going to do a first show live on January 30th with Contre de Gat. Yes sir! Nice! We're going at 10.30. They're coming back with their characters. We're doing the podcast live. So it's going to be the two girls and the two guys. The two girls and the two guys, another surprise.

Like the tickets are already on sale. So go to our bio because that's going to be like my first real big project coming back from the holidays. The character of Joe Roberts during the podcast has to be in the video. It's going to be a great project. It's going to be a great project. It's going to be a great project. It's going to be a great project.

It's going to be a great project. It's going to be a great project. It's going to be a great project. It's going to be a great project. It's going to be a great project. It's going to be a great project. It's going to be a great project. It's going to be a great project. It's going to be like my first big project coming back from the holidays. The character of Joe Roberts during the podcast must be faillite. I really like that. Your characters are so beautiful. You have a beautiful complicity.

Yes, really. It's really great complicity. It's really fun. It's a heart project, but honestly, we didn't think it would go so well. You guys were the ones who made a sketch to laugh. And then Chris got caught, so we kept going. Like Ranto. Exactly. We got inspired by him. It's a joke that comes from TV shows. No, but it's clear that...

That's it, Jean-Michel, when Rato did that, I don't think he said, with this I'm going to sell 500 thousand feet. No, no, but that's it, like everything. He was like, I'm going to put on some dance shoes, it's all the same. It's the same thing. But imagine Benny Hill in time, hitting the head of a bald guy and he's like...

He's like a career man! It's crazy! It's a nice project. We tried to extrapolate and not just stay in the same subject. We have a lot of episodes with a lot of characters. We get a lot of people. We released an episode this week with Brick & Brack, who are guys from Radio-Québec. They are so funny.

So it's worth going to see that. I won't hide that it fucked up my algorithm. Because the world sends me and they just tag me with videos of masculinists and stuff like that. Fucking trash. And every time I see some of your videos, it's always people who make characters. Do you think you can do it with real people?

Yeah, we did it with Roxanne Bruno. That should be fun. Roxanne Bruno is a character. She's a real alpha. No, it's not true, she's a character. Oh yeah. It's really alpha. We say... No. No, not true, it's a character. We say lesbian. I'm a guy from Termone's 14, his name is Danif. Oh, damn!

Oh, that's funny. If it was real, I know it's funny. Well, the episode was really fun because she tried to explain to us how it's possible that under the same roof, there are two women. We were like, in the back, the fridge is full, but the chest is long. It's funny. The episode was really fun because she tried to explain how it's possible that under the same roof there are two women. We were worried, the artists who come to see us write to us, they say, I had such a flash, I would like to talk about such a subject. We are always open.

It's infinite. Yes, it's infinite. It's so funny. And every time we say, we did the tour, what's happening in the news? You're like, damn, there was obviously the boss of the alpha documentary. It boosted all our videos too. You should see a difference in your numbers. Every time there's something wrong, it should be fixed. Yes, because we eat a lot of shit.

Who gives you the death? Name them all. Luc Bossejour, Michel, oh je... No, but you know, we receive so many people, and it's always the same accounts that give us a crazy pleasure to come and write to us. But you know, I'm like, this thing doesn't belong to me. After that, some people write to us. You're also approving the point, because there's so much misogyny online that's happening here. Yeah, but you know, in the pro figures of this movement, there's a lot of people who write to us to be like,

See, without men, you wouldn't have a career! As if the fact that we laugh at them gives us a career, so they're still responsible for... They still have a point there, but... It's a nightmare, really. Chris, that's funny. If without men, you'd be dead, and your dog saved you with a Chris. Thank him!

Thank him! I love you. I love you. I'm going to give you my bank account. You're the author of Men, Mike a man. Anyway. No, it's true. In the end, we owe you everything.

You're right. Yann, do you have another question? How many boys are there? There are maybe two or three. Okay, I'll go with that. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that.

I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. No, it's true. In the end, we owe you everything. You're right. Is there another box? How many are there? There are maybe two or three left. Ok, perfect. If you could choose any historical character to spend the day with you, who would it be? Christian Abéginque.

Who would it be? Let's say a historical character. A historical character? Who isn't born from our... Who died, let's say, but who belongs to history. Yeah. Jesus. I think Jesus. It's true, but Jesus, because he was very romantic,

but Jesus should be like a... A good magician. A kind of cool hippie magician. A little on the edge, like, Yo, do you want to see a shit fuck? Me and my friends thought about that. And you see the water here... Beaujolais!

Now you're like, OOOH! Wow! Sad! It's true that it's good, it looks good! The bad thing to do... Let's say he invents machines to travel in time, you send Luke Langevin six months before Jesus. Just for everything.

And now everyone is Langevinist today. Then you see Trump pretending to be Luke Langevin. Instead of being a three, the symbol is a man with bracelets in his ass. Full of bags! That's good! That's funny, a historical character... Nessmire! He's dead.

He's dead? Who am I going to see first at the casino? No, a historical character is a good question. Good question. I would like to see... Like a good show of Mozart. He just dropped a good symphony. He just dropped a good symphony. You're like...

It's like... But you know, at the time... The Egyptians, a little bit, Cleopatra, it must be cool. At the time, for the time, Molière was humor. Shakespeare was humor. I would like to see a Shakespeare play and see the British do... You know, the little pep, it's the most funny thing. They're like Kid Rock at the beginning.

They're like, damn it, yes sir! You know, culture is always in response to something else. Jazz was the most hip and young music at the time. And now, it's like, everything in its context is different. So yeah, I'm in love with it. I would like that, but you know, like, let's say, it's not even, I'm not even historical characters, because, let's say, go back in time, talk to George Washington, I would be like, hey, you're the president! Yeah! Okay!

But I would like to see the atmosphere. Let's see what it was like when the Beatles arrived, when rock didn't exist, and now they're here. To see what the world is doing. Damn! And maybe even to go eat with someone that the Beatles destroyed.

I'm the generation of grunge. Before grunge, there were all the Ostrider band that worked well. The Guns, the Poison, the Motley Crue. Then there was Warrant, which was really good. But Warrant came out like the year before Nirvana and Pearl Jam. For me, it would be to meet Warrant's guy and do, what the hell is this?

What do you really think of that? Just to see them shit on Nirvana and Pearl Jam, you know? Or the gladadiators. That must be crazy. For real. You know, go watch a fight of, like... The real deal. Romantic.

It's gonna be crazy. You know, I wouldn't be able to do that. I wouldn't be able to do that. You know, you're sitting in the reds like... Aaaaaah! No. That's the real deal. The real scam.

The real deal. In the Molle-Sennac area. Aaaaaah! It's crazy. No, but for real, the real deal. In the Molle-Sennaghe area. It's crazy. The real deal. He cuts his head off with lions. I think I'd go see Hitler and say, Hitler, I introduce you to Arnaud.

There's a pipe of Rive in your head. You're not doing your thing. I think it would fix a lot of things. If you tell me, suck so hard that he dies... Yeah, you do it, huh? I'm like... He's disgusting! For the Jews! Save humanity!

Don't put that on TikTok! I don't want to see any memes of ass on TikTok! It's good. Put a heart in your heart, Arnaud. Yann, another question. There's a lot of people who want to know if your t-shirt, can be bought somewhere. But no, we can't buy it somewhere.

So yeah, go to arnaudsolid.com. How did you know he was talking to you? Oh no, I know that! We can buy this. It's Amazon Basics. It's 8 t-shirts for 11.95. For real, arnaudcelif.com. You can go to the website.

There's no merch, but there's goods for my viewers. OK! You're so cool! So cool! Great job! Very good! You're at the end of your show. I'm throwing it out. Are you happy?

I'm really happy. How did you start the show? Did you have a kid when you started the show? I started the show in 2019. I didn you have a kid when you were on the first one? I started the show in 2019, I had no children, and because of the pandemics and all that, I rolled them for almost 5 years in and out, from like until 20, 24. So a lot of things went well. The second show, more personal, I tell the whole process of procreation in the city, like everyone else has lived, it's a bit of a conductor, but after that, it talks about a lot of things, but it's going really well.

And I have the impression that everyone who has less time, because it takes time for children, you put more of your energy in the right place. It looks like when you start to make humor, you make humor and it's a mistake. But you're in a place in your life that you're so loaded, you have so much to do that you don't have the choice to be ultra-concentrated. So I'm sure your stand-up must be well-written. Well, in fact, I started writing it in January 2024, I was in trouble for two weeks. I was writing it alone because I was going out for three years, I hadn't written stand-up, I was just sketching non-stop. And then, it's like I had a lot of things to say, so the numbers were coming out. And then, quickly, you know, my booker was like, are you going to put dates soon?

I was like no, no. And then after three weeks, I wrote it, I have 45 minutes. I had the same dates, spring, the. And after like three weeks, I wrote to them, I have 45 minutes. I wrote to them in the spring. The show was written so fast. Because I had things to tell. Yes, that's the beauty of being able to play often. And to get to know a little more about his style. After a first show that I did 200 times,

then you start to catch what it is, what works better on stage. After one first show that I did 200 times, you start to catch what your... Ok, that works better on stage. You know better, as a stand-up. It's written easily. Well, not easily, but quickly. Did you write it alone? I work a little with Julien Corriveau.

With whom I wrote it. And he's my creator's uncle. It's my script, maybe, but it's really... We bounce ideas. Ok, with whom I wrote the song and he wrote my creation standard. So it's my scripted, but it's really, we base ideas, he comes to see me. He has a good stand-up style. Well, in general, humor, Julien is a machine style. So yeah, it's great. Did you have a first part for your radar?

No, because I hate that. The relief. The people. But I'm like, they're not good. You're a dance? I'm like, dead. No, you're right. No, the truth is that at the beginning I had one and a half hours and I hate that.

If you spend an hour and a half, I'm like, no. That's it. I understand. Mike, do you want to do your first part? Just to piss him off, yes. That's it. Mike, do you want to do your first part? I... Just to piss him off, yes. I'll do it in an hour and twenty minutes. Yeah, that's it.

But you have to do it for at least 45 minutes. I'll finish with my mother at 20, and then... Bye, good night everyone. Hey, Yann, Yann, you know what? You're googling, I see you on your phone, peeing. I'm still in the tracheo. No! No! He's not launching the song! God damn it!

I know it's good. No, I'm joking. Do you have dreams? What is it? Well, you have to see that. I want to see that. A tail that's running a little tracheo. Okay, honestly, when we die, that's what we see. Oh, yeah. Imagine... Imagine that it's the image you see when you die.

You do... Or you have a VR. You're like, Chris, I see that I'm sucking a tail, and you're like, it's a boss. Well, boss! Well, boss! Hey! I'm eating a sandwich! It's not normal!

What is this? It's beauty! Hey, what's the problem? You just have a submarine and a tail! Someone who is a little grumpy but a little crazy at the same time! Who is like... You describe me every time I go to the subway. Ha! Oh, damn!

Hey, now... Oh, yeah, yeah. That would be the best film. The Be Curious Belgian. Ha! Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes! Half grain, half submarine.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Well, Yann. Uh, Dan is asking, which Quebec series deserves an adaptation... A porn show deserves a porn adaptation? A porn adaptation?

Which Quebec show deserves Big Brother? Like the little hole? Oh, the Big Brother. Big Brother would be sick to have just had to go in and out without running anyone over. I should have just gone in and out without Remember... Roast hair... Prostate... Ah! Wow! Yes! Indefensible...

Indefensible! Indefensible! Oh! God damn! How good is that? Indefense! He will succeed! Oh shit! I want them to be indefense!

If they don't do indefense, I will be disappointed! I will be like Chris, hey! The porn! The message is for A-D-K-T-X and... Do my job! Indefensible! Indefensible... Plan B, but it's just after Kifour, they're going to get the ball. For all, not a capote.

Jan? Oh, yeah, ok. I thought we'd do more milages on that, but well... If we can, it's tough to top a defenceless one. We should have ended with a defenceless one. Michael asks, did you listen to the podcast of Stéphane Buro with Galt Elmalet? And if yes, what did you think? I only saw some excerpts, I didn't see the whole pattern. I saw Yann's reactions, which were crazy!

Oh yeah, did you see it? Did you listen to it completely? It was a podcast, wasn't it his show? I'm starting to get pissed off, it's Vodkarmak! Wasn't it his show? No, it's a podcast called Contact. But it's filmed, for example. I saw some extracts. But you saw it, for example. Ok, that's it. I put some excerpts. No, I didn't see anything. But you saw it, Yann.

Yeah, yeah. The whole thing. Well, yes. Do they compare it a little bit on the beach? Yeah, yeah. And they say that... Well, he looked at one and the other and he was like, tracking down to the point. But what you caught...

Well, it's always the same thing with Gardelmalet. But what surprises me is that all those who challenge him, I pretend it was allegations. Yes, we allege that you stole it, but Chris, everyone saw the video. The video was like 40 minutes of stock. Yes, exactly. So it's a bit like that. But at the same time, we allege that Rocco Magnata cut it and... Yes, that's it. It was allegations.

Yes, that's it. Yes, that's it. Allegations. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it. It was a video. But... It was a joke. Rokko Marjota admitted that he had cut an Asian, that he admitted that he had done that to an American.

I had even done that with Quebecers. Apparently. But, well... That's what I think Gad is saying. But Gad, what is he saying? Is it inspiration? Well, he still puts himself as a victim. He says he's a victim. That's it. It wasn't theft.

It was at the time. It's a tribute. It's a tribute. And he comes back. It's like he has more to say than in the show of Stéphane Buourou. It looks like he's back and forth. You know, I have the feeling that he has his cassette a little. His rooms are full.

His house is full. His house is full. His house is full. His house is full. His house is full. His house is full. His house Buron. It looks like he did Back and Fork. I have the feeling that he has his cassette, his rooms are full, most people are still there, he filled the stands. Everyone is still there except the people who make the mold.

Except a lot of people, but also people who know that. And more and more the idea of intellectual property is respected. It's just that comedy nerds and comedians that are bothering. I did a festival in France with the Montreux gang. And the next day, when they were talking to me, they tried to be very well-known and show that they have real respect for stand-up. And then the next morning, I'm having lunch and one of the producers is at the table next to me

and she talks about how GAD showed this year. It was the best show she's ever seen. And I was like, if you had real respect for stand-up, you wouldn't have GAD. You wouldn't have booked it. You wouldn't have booked it. You wouldn't have booked it. But the truth is that festivals, it's not people who respect what we do.

It's businesses. So if you tell them, hey, with GAD, you're going to fill the Bell Centre, they're going to book GAD. It's just that. So it's okay, it's a business. And GAD will never be worth business. And Gad will never admit it. And we get along.

But he minimizes a lot the impact of all that. And yeah, that's it. But I, every time I see that at the stage, I look. We get along. It's a man who admits that he doesn't. The evidence is there. So I don't need him to admit it. You could have given him a joke for example.

There wasn't anyone who made a number, a party, where he made all the jokes of Gad and the Evil. That would be crazy. No, no. It was someone who said that to the sub-hearers who wanted to do that. But that would be sick. To do a full show. With no stolen jokes? Because otherwise you do Martin Mads. You just do the non-stolen jokes because it's a 8 minute show. And then you do...

Wow! But no, you do all the jokes you can, you don't even talk about it, and you just call the show a tribute. Wow! Oh, genius! Bravo, bravo! Then he'll take us to court. Yeah. Surely.

Don't think so. Well, Yann, do you have one last question? We're done with the school thing. Here, there's one last one. What is your favorite stand-up of the moment? Gadiel Malet. I've always been a fan of Virginie Fortin. It's really... I don't know. I've always been a fan of Virginie Fortin. I don't know her.

You don't know her? I don't know her. I find her brilliant. She's been an inspiration to me for a long time. She was coaching me at the CGA Paris Pro. I've always found her so brilliant, so funny, so punchy. I'm a fan of Virginie all the way. In Quebec, the last live show I saw that made me want to puke was the last one at Simon Gouache.

Simon Gouache is something. I'm in a booth, I don't know when I'll see it. When I work on my show and I see you stand up, I'm like, no, I'm talking about this. I want to see you, but then I'm like, I don't want to be a stupid cop. After my first one, I'm going to see your show, I haven't even seen it yet. But otherwise, at the States, there are plenty of good ones. The last one I laughed at, I was a little bit annoyed by the one-liner formula, but there are good guys.

So crafted. Baby Jade Mulani on her desintox. It's fucking good. There are plenty. There are plenty. There are too many. For me, the person I like is Arnaud Solis. And I would like him to plug his dates. What are the dates? Yes Arnaud!

When it's going to be released everywhere, it's not going to be far from your first one, I imagine. It's starting to fill up quickly, but arnaudsolis.com, we have dates until 2026 already. Everywhere you go, it's cool. And bra. Ok, thank you. And congratulations and thank you for not being killed. Hey, you're welcome! You're welcome! We'll be able to do it again. Thank you for the invitation.

Good luck to everyone. Thank you, Yann. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey! Hey! you