Million Dollaz Worth Of Game - EP 52 LET’S TALK ABOUT SEX

Episode Date: March 16, 2020

On this episode of Million Dollaz Worth of Game Barstool staff members Katey & Ebony comes on to talk about sex, relationships etc. from a black & white perspective.You can find every episode of this ...show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mworthofgame

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Starting point is 00:02:24 They deliver it right to you. Let's get into this. As you can see, we got two guests today. from the bar-stool staff. For the bar-stool staff. And what's interesting is we're going to be talking about outlooks of, you know, there's different outlooks.
Starting point is 00:02:39 It's different, you know, outlooks for relationships, different things from a black woman perspective and the white woman perspective. And what questions do you think, you know, did you have in mind first? Gil. Yeah, Gil. Yeah, Gil.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Is it true what they say? What are they saying? Black men hang longer, or is that just a myth? Whoa, you're asking about, oh, whoa, that was a little spicy. I'm just asking about, I'm just saying he asked, I'm just saying you're asking about, I want to know, because. Right, why you want to know? Because why, why, eh, like now, is that suss?
Starting point is 00:03:16 It's a little suss. Because at the end of the day, it's like, but why are you want to know? Listen, it's not that I want to know. This is an in general conversation, and it'd be a lot of brothers out here that be faking. they be acting like just because they black they got that rack and that don't necessarily mean that am I right? I feel like it puts a lot of extra pressure
Starting point is 00:03:38 on black men absolutely see we got extra pressure if it's not monster dong then people are like oh what's this even though it's probably could still be a great dick because all the women used to call wild little short stack they never call me that
Starting point is 00:03:53 they called you baby strip they call you baby shrimp I said he called you baby shrimp. I said they called you baby shrimp. They called me baby shrimp. They called me baby late. Y'all get the hell out. That was another story. Because, you know, he used to call him short stack from IHop.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Yeah. They never called me then. Yes, he did. So, you know, it was like, okay, is this a facade or is this really the truth? He's lying on me. I heard he was full of syrup, though. Yeah, he's definitely. Oh.
Starting point is 00:04:22 No, no. No, but, oh, okay. He used to let his cellie pour syrup. No, he didn't. He never do that. No, no. But hold up, Kate, you ain't answered the question. He used to make a man cake, not a pancake. Kay didn't answer that question. She didn't answer that question. I heard you and you certainly made a man cake.
Starting point is 00:04:36 No, Kate, ain't actually. With lots of butter. No, hold on, hold on. Hey, Kate, you ain't answered that question. Kate didn't answer the question. What was the question? Do I think that? Do you know that?
Starting point is 00:04:46 I don't know that. No. Okay. I don't know if I've had enough of a sample. Like, what's enough for a scientific? I don't know. Well, I haven't been with a white guy, so I can't compare it. tool. I could agree that, you know,
Starting point is 00:04:59 some guys be lying. I ain't even going to hold you. Yeah. Okay, so most of the time who's the guys that's lying? Is it the guys that talk to most shit? Or is it the guys that don't say? Like, do they have the most money? Like, who lie the moose? I feel like the guy that took the
Starting point is 00:05:15 most shit. They can never back it up. Like, some sort of complex. Like, I think there's something too when you see the man with the huge lifted truck and they say, oh, that guy's got a little dick. Like, I think there's a little truth to that sometimes where people over compensate in other ways like look at me look at me because they don't have yeah okay okay that's a good way of looking at it so you say uh all little big guys go for bigger things in
Starting point is 00:05:40 life all the show shorties they like big things in life i need a big truck i need a big tv what else what else what some other things like super fancy like the guy who's wearing the what's like a super tacky gene brand like who has like just the glitter and spark like just has like way too much of something like if you're overcompensating i don't know they're always the ones who never fuck the leather off you they're like the flashiest ones right i don't know not the flashiest okay you're saying the flashiest words got the littlest piece coming up short you're saying if you flashed you're coming up short in the meat department i think so yeah yeah i could agree with that if you're super confident if you like have a
Starting point is 00:06:23 hog on you. Like, you just have some sort of swagger to you that is just it goes beyond anything you could wear anything you could drive. That's what I'd be trying to tell. Lo, he's like, dog, you don't ever get dressed in my. I'm like, I got a super hog on. I don't got to get dressed. Me neither. I wear
Starting point is 00:06:39 sweatpants. Right, yeah, see? But he wears sweatpants with new drawers. That's like Oh, wow. Did you hear about the sweatpants thing? Like, you know, gray sweatpants? We always, they always tell, break it down. Break it down. I love the gray sweatpants because I've seen a lot here. I don't want to throw no shade, you know?
Starting point is 00:06:54 That's why I, you know, I love black men. So what you're trying to say is some little dick niggas at Barstool. Little, a little. It's a lot of little dick niggas at Barclos sports. I am going to hold you. I don't see some prints and I was like, I am, you should be ashamed. How dare you come out here and show me that shit? Where is it, bro?
Starting point is 00:07:10 Oh, so hold on. So how is important is PW to women? Print watching. Print watching. How often do y'all do it? Every, like, all the time. I mean, Jason Drullo. Hello, I'm watching
Starting point is 00:07:25 But you do Any photo of a guy What is it called splitting beans When they're sitting and you can see their balls On either side of the seam of their pants I never heard that phrase like What if the niggas all nuts And he's not no stem?
Starting point is 00:07:36 Like what if he's all nuts And he's just splitting beans You see two coconut But he all nuts and no stem That's a danger Yeah You don't want I mean You ever told the man put the nuts in the pussy
Starting point is 00:07:46 He was a little Throw the nuts in it too much syrup Too much syrup for the short stacks out there. But I, no offense. No offense to you. You're great. No, no, I'm cool.
Starting point is 00:07:58 But, yeah, I think every pair of pants, like in a lot of fashion shoots, the guys will be, like, what they call it, man spreading or whatever, like, on the train? I definitely, for sure, like, 100% of the time, I kind of my eyes just go there. And I'm like, what's what? I'm staring. Yeah. Yeah. So you say, so you say, my fuck is walking, you'd be like this.
Starting point is 00:08:16 That's the first thing. I don't even care about the feats no more. I'm like, what you got? What you got? What you're packing with? Let me see something. Well, you know what? Now that you're saying, I want to bring something to the table because support for a million dollars where we're game is brought to you by Manscape.
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Starting point is 00:08:57 Listen, man. One thing about this manscape and the lawnmore was like, if you've got a lawn, they need to be trimmed. Some women like to be trimmed because they don't want to get, you know, particles in certain places of, you know, whatever they got it going on. I'm telling me, I'm telling me, listen, the quiet stroke technology, man, 7,000 RPM motor. I'm telling me, this is great trimming that is all, I'm telling me this all-time high. I'm telling you, your balls will thank you. Your balls will thank you. You got the leopard strike going all the way down your back.
Starting point is 00:09:23 I don't do that. I didn't get you the stripe. No, she didn't give me enough. No, she didn't give me enough. This is a third generation tremor. Like, this thing is unbelievable, man. I'm telling me, I'm telling me, the lawn mower. And the thing I like about it, they got their ball deodorant.
Starting point is 00:09:36 That's my favorite because you can use it, not just for your balls. You're using on your body. He puts the ball deodorant on his face. No, I said I put it out, you know. Wouldn't that make him a good thing? No. Yeah, absolutely. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:09:47 Spelt so good, because it's a ball of the uterus. But the thing about this is, for everybody that's out there, man, listen, if you want to, you know, trim up, you know, if you want to mow your lawn, get the lawnmore, 3.0, monscape.com. Let me ask you a question. Is that important to you all? Yes. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:10:04 Thank you. I'm not trying to go down there and have pubic hair in my mouth. I'm not trying to do that. Like, I like, and I'm one of the girls, I like to go down there. Oh, I'm slipping then. I got to get my manscape on because I ain't, you police draws off to see a wild beast. I feel like guys are so hard on women.
Starting point is 00:10:20 Like, oh, she's hairy. Oh, she stinks. Oh, whatever. When guys are the worst, wash under your balls. Oh, my God. Scrub in between. Oh, so you'd have some salties before, huh? Made a bitch blood pressure go through the roof.
Starting point is 00:10:34 A little bit. I'm going to have a heart attack out of this motherfucker. I'm going to do it, but I'm real mad at myself. Got a damn stroke, huh? You had to hold your breath. And I wouldn't take a brillo pad and rub it all over my face. Trim your balls. If I'm going to be playing a concert on the old skin flute
Starting point is 00:10:49 The least you could do Playing a concert on the skin flute I've never heard that The least you could do is make sure the audience is right Let me ask you a question Like The salty nuts Was they like planters?
Starting point is 00:11:05 Did they like Was it like Because you know you eat a bag of planners You need a water immediately Like did you need some hydration After fucking with the salties? I never have salty balls I'm just going to add that.
Starting point is 00:11:17 No, no, no, you're had. No. You definitely had some salties. Never. Never in your life. No. Let me tell you something. No.
Starting point is 00:11:24 I'm not here to lie. I'm here to fake facts. Okay, okay, okay, hold on. I'm going to prove to you that you had salties. Okay. Let me hear some. You ever went out to dinner with a guy? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Y'all left. Y'all went to a lounge area. Fuck the lounge. I'm giving you the top in the car. Okay, okay. We're going to figure it out now. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Slim is over there a while.
Starting point is 00:11:46 So hold on. So you can't even, y'all can't even finish it. You know, you're going to finish a good night out because you, you just got to get the top up right there in the car, huh?
Starting point is 00:11:54 I'm just a horny female. Oh, so, so y'all can't finish the night out? Can y'all finish the night? So, so you never want to, you never been at a lounge with a guy and then y'all went home and had sex? Yeah, but it wasn't salty?
Starting point is 00:12:05 Yes, it was. Because they was not new brand new fresh nuts out to shower. I'm not saying that as friends. I'm not saying that's in the club like this. Stuck to his style. Y'all in there, y'all and they're doing all this shit
Starting point is 00:12:15 That is me whoa Whoa that's the same thing Them nuts was doing on that leg Whoa yeah So you had some salties Nah All these nuts Let me ask you a question
Starting point is 00:12:27 You know coming from two different Can you Mess with an ex friend Like hook up with an ex? An ex? One of your ex's friend No One of your ex's friends Have you ever done it, Kate Bish to be honest
Starting point is 00:12:43 Have I ever hooked up with my exes friends? My high school boyfriend, this is a long time ago. I went, I broke up with him right before I went to college, and then I went to visit another college where one of his best friends was, and I definitely hooked up with one of his best friends. That was, I was, cocaine. Come on. Just kidding. It's a great day.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Yeah. But no, definitely. What about your friend? Was the hook up worth it? Did he fuck the leather off your jacket? It was horrible. No, it was not worth it in anyway. Let me ask you a question.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Like, how do you feel when you put worthless mouths on your vagina? Worthless mouths? Were you like, those miles wasn't worth going on to vagina. Any guy that you can say, get down there, idiot. Say that's great for me. But. Oh, so long as he got them. As long as he put his face in the scrambled eggs, he can make up for it, huh?
Starting point is 00:13:48 Was it ever the time when you were doing sex or a session that your vagina engine light came on? Where you're like enough already? Like the engine light came on that thing. It's like, I need, I got to repair this thing. It sure has. Yeah, I think a common misconception for guys is like lasting as long as you possibly can. And it is great to last long. But there's a certain point.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Where it's like, sex is friction. It's like, just come. It's like, hurry the fuck up already. Are you done yet? Yeah. So I put the fake in it into overdrive to make sure you've been in it. Yeah, I'm like, I'm going to get harder. Yeah, I'm going to suck a little bit harder.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Okay, so let me ask you off. Is it for women how it is for men? Like, when men shoot the club up, it's over. It's like I need 15, 20, at least a half or something. Like, you, like, you still on the dick after I didn't shot my shots in the air on the 4th of July? It's, you're injuring the dick. This dick is not going to get up. This dick is going further into a shell because you're taking more of my soul away from me.
Starting point is 00:14:57 That's what we try to do, though. We try to snatch yourself. That's true. Okay, let me ask you a question. Do women like sucking dick because when a man comes as they're giving him head, they have all the power? Yes. I would write if I say no. Because when else do you?
Starting point is 00:15:10 you get to see a man like, I'm going to come in a man. Yeah, I want to see you. Hey, I want to see you bubble up. Wait. Yeah. That's the face they give. That's the same face.
Starting point is 00:15:21 The worst is the throw up face. Yeah. Or the feet curl up. Like, stop, stop. So you have a motherfuckerfeet throwing up the bloods and the crips, right? Both sides. Right. I don't even know what team he's going for no more.
Starting point is 00:15:34 What you talk about? Hey, hey, so. So, so. So, so, you have a lot of women out here that, you know, they'd be like, I've never had an orgasm in my life. Have you ever been in a relationship with a guy that you, you love the guy, like, he was a great guy with bad dick, like, oh, I love this nigga, but he couldn't. he he just this dick is not going to hit the back of the oven it's just is did you ever have a great guy with some bad dick I for sure excuse me white woman here uh yes yes I have um I think I don't know if this would be a difference but when you're like I was raised to be super
Starting point is 00:16:29 polite and you sacrifice your your feelings a lot of times to make sure the other person or other people around you are like happy and feel good uncomfortable so i think and also i was raised like super super catholic and super conservative so it wasn't really talked about like i didn't like it was never talking about like women are supposed to get off too and it matters that you get off as well like it matters so that was never brought up so when i was younger it was all about just getting the guy off and like i didn't even realize like oh i should be getting off too right for like now i'm in my 30s and i'm like uh you're not done figure it out idiot but so but it took me a while to figure out I faked it for a good decade I think like
Starting point is 00:17:09 yeah so what was the first time that you had orgasm how old were you oh I mean on my own for a hot minute so like I knew I was but but I didn't know with guys it was just like all right wait so your first several orgasms came on your own for sure is it like that for all women I think it's like when guys when you figured out you're like what is this oh my god yeah I'm no I'm one they first hit me. My legs were shaking. I was like, what's going hard? Oh, shit, yeah. You don't need a guy. Okay, so, wait, wait. So, do you remember the first guy that made you have an orgasm?
Starting point is 00:17:41 Yes. Yes. And was he like, when he got done, did you, like, kind of look at him to him? Like, did he going to fuck him again? Was he glowing in the light? He was Jesus to me. What happened to him? He's still there? Oh, shit. He's still there? He's still there? He's still there? This mouth is gold. He ain't going nowhere.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Oh, so so he made you orgasm from his his mouth. come on you're trying to like come on from everything because he lick everything he do everything no no but you keep talking about licking it's licking and it's sticking this is too he's good he's good in both but I like the mouth more
Starting point is 00:18:14 you know I'm just oh so is it so is it women out here that they enjoy their their partner's mouth more more than the sword than a swore I can't be full well is the mouth mightier than the sword that's a great question I I think also people got a lot of guys think that just their dick in a vagina gets a woman off right it doesn't you still I'm gonna drop a hard clit you gotta be working the clit a little bit too a lady's not gonna get off if you're just fucking
Starting point is 00:18:45 either her or you have to be rubbing it otherwise nothing it's very rare that so okay so she can't it's no it's no possible way that she can have orgasm unless it's the clit being rubbed as well you still could some titty song so Oh, okay, okay. Don't just sit handy. Is the talk, is the talk very important, that filthy talk? Oh, yeah. A little bit, yeah. Oh, so I might be taking my shit a little too far, because you're saying a little bit, and I'll be saying some crazy shit.
Starting point is 00:19:15 I think, yeah, I like a little, like. Do you think I might turn my wife on with some? Because I'll be like, oh, this is the greatest dick on earth, ain't it? Oh, my God. Oh, they're in the back of the other. Oh, you hold your tongue out. Oh, slap it on your tongue. He's like an old perver.
Starting point is 00:19:30 I mean, at the end of the day, he looked like an old, he sounded like an old pervert that they get processed. He becomes a pirate. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. But when you're in the moment, it's so fucking go. It's so sexy. You should try it because now what you let me know is,
Starting point is 00:19:47 I'm a beast. Are you a beast? So what's some of the shit you said? Right, let's hear it. No, I ain't going to tell you. You're lying. He being in a mute like this. I'm talking dirty.
Starting point is 00:19:59 I don't be doing that. No mute. I'm talking dirty. He was dreaming about this dick, wasn't he? Yeah, I'm the mailman. I deliver in this meat package. Now, that was some old man dirty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:12 I'm the male man when I'm not delivered. I'm delivering the meat package. It's the meat market. Like, I think my would have been turned on. Like, niggie, do you just call you shit the meat package? Like, you just say you were the mailman. You got to come up with some better shit than that. Dropping these milk bottles off on your stoop like at the 1933.
Starting point is 00:20:29 That's right, bitch Let me ask you a question Are you dome ladies or titty ladies Where you're spraying it Come I'm gonna answer that first I'm gonna say it If I'm in a monogamous relationship
Starting point is 00:20:53 And we've both been tested and we're good And it's just two of us Toss it in there, pal I'm like. Okay. Very big turn on. I love face shots. Oh, you like face shoes and baby showers.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Yeah, you know what? Because, like, you can't look at me and tell me that my face is not glowing. Like, that shit works wonders. Forget the skincare. Skin care. I didn't think about that. Come in my face. My teeth is white.
Starting point is 00:21:17 I'm telling you, the edges. Bitches out here need to get some calm on the edges because, bro, that shit helps. So what you're rubbing in, like, Kalamile Lose? No, I just get on my knees and, you know, like, I'll wait until you're done, you know. Yeah. You don't like you're slamped up. on there when you that tool sometimes it's like rub it on my forehead rub it in
Starting point is 00:21:32 rub it in her you have to rub it you just can't leave it there bitch skin gonna be good tomorrow bitch gonna be glowing tomorrow am I not glowing? How long have you been on that skin treatment? I'm gonna have skin treatment for like this demon this top of the line well actually it happened it was
Starting point is 00:21:48 it happened by accident it's done by proactive all that you do have great skin yeah I do it happened by accident and it was like it happened by accident I think we got another sponsor semen by Rwaxons. It happened by accident, and
Starting point is 00:22:02 I don't know, I really liked it. I was just like, yo, like, every time you fuck you, you got to come in my face. Like, this shit is just like a turn on me. What you do? What you like the hot like, like, toasters, crudel shit, feel it like, you know. That's exactly what it feel like, so I haven't gone out of you. Some people like the yeah, the toasters cruddle packages when you squeeze the ice
Starting point is 00:22:19 and I'll still be a little warm. Yeah. That's exact, and it's sweet as fuck. Okay, so let me ask you a question. Have you ever had, like, Like, do the way a man's semen taste have to do with anything that he's eating? Hell you know. Like, ah, nigger, you fuck you had a big Mac, nigga. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Shit don't taste, right. You need to become vegan. Again, men are always complaining about women being gross and stuff when they're, like, do you know what we do for you? Like, do you have any idea with your salty-ass balls and your, eat a pineapple for the love of God, mate? Because they say it helps. Yeah, pineapples make sweet. Like, sweeter foods will make your, yeah. This sweet. He's a semenology.
Starting point is 00:22:59 So. I wouldn't say that, but, you know. See, your pine apples do make it sweet, but you eat an apple. It does. I love me some. I love me some pie apples. It's like apple juice. Creamy. It's like an apple juice milkshake. She off the hook. Send that shit my way. Skill to 1 in 10, anal.
Starting point is 00:23:14 I say an eight. Oh, she is going all the way in. I'm not going to lie to you. You brought me here for a reason. You said, crash this ass. Yeah, me. You can't. They slip over there, hot. I'm not selfish. I'm not selfish. I'm not selfish. Take all the holes.
Starting point is 00:23:26 They said, let me ask you a question. Do you find it easier to climax from vagina stimulation or anal stimulation? Because women always say, and I heard this was a fact, but I don't know how true it is, something about a male stimulation is in his butt. I'm like, it's in my dick and my balls. No, he's like in his ass, that's why you're talking about. You're missing out. If you're not letting a finger up, man.
Starting point is 00:23:50 Wow. Yeah, guys are crazy about it, but I'm not doing that. Okay, okay. So, so, so, so, so, so when you throw that, when you throw that, when you throw that goddamn in there, they love it, huh? Two, wait, test, two tested before. Two tested.
Starting point is 00:24:04 What? Well, yeah. So when you throw the goddamn up in there, they love it. It's been a while. The goddamn goddamn. Yeah. I was with a guy who like that was, was the same.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Yeah, I'm not thinking my feeling over there. Was he going crazy? No. I'm so. Gill, look at him. Look at him. He'll love it. Was he like,
Starting point is 00:24:25 Take your pinky out for your thumb in it. He loved it. Yeah, he started talking about being a mailman or something. I don't know what I'm delivering it. It's very strange. Very strange, right? He's like, I'm the male man and you're the male woman. Now you deliver it to me.
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Starting point is 00:25:42 Tommy Johns.com slash million for 20% off your first order man but I would appear you gave me though even though they were some fruity joints they had to wear them never's comfortable though They were no fucking Valentine's No, it was Valentine's Day and they gave it to you But that wasn't no Valentine's Day they give, bro. Don't know fucking me. It was a Valentine's. What type of underwear do you like your man to wear?
Starting point is 00:26:04 Oh, um, none. I've been with a couple guys, too. See, I told you they like that, man. Yeah. They like it when you don't wear it with you free ball, man. I told you that shit. Especially when you fresh out the shower or you get in his mouth. Oh, hold on.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Oh, that's a fact. Wait, hold on. You didn't, you, y'all never answered. What is a better stimulation? The vagina or the anal? damn i'm selfish i like it both but i'll say vagina yeah again either one there's still got to be some other stuff going on yeah like i'm not going to get off just because you're putting something in my asshole like you need to do you ever see those guys at the park or playing the
Starting point is 00:26:38 the trumpet and the drum and the harmonica they have all the strings you're doing the whole concert so when he hit that ass he got to reach over from the bottom right you gotta do a little yeah you're the was the and then whiffman and that whisper in my heels of yeah he's crab cakes for war What's the nastiest shit you ever heard? What's the nastiest shit you ever heard? Nothing really. No. She said, ooh.
Starting point is 00:27:01 April's spitting his mouth. That's what they think. She's spitting his mouth. Spit my mouth, baby. No, yeah, that's like regular shit. That's regular shit. No, yeah, don't pee on me. No, don't pee on me.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Do you all like to pee on me? Because he liked to get pissed on. No, too, I didn't say I like to get pissed on. She peed on me before. I don't even know. Do y'all deliver, is y'all, does y'all go to shower with distributors? As a feminist, and like I'm a pretty hardcore feminist, there is no better feeling than laying a man down on a bed,
Starting point is 00:27:29 squatting over him. What about the shower? And taking a big hot dumper right on his channel. Well, you done that before? I was saying, yeah. Yeah, isn't, no. You took a shit on the guy? I don't get me.
Starting point is 00:27:39 No. I was about to say, y'all taking this sexy shit for a different level. This is how rumors get started. I have never shit on anyone's stuff. What was the guy who named who you shit on? Let's be a shout out to Billy on him all. Full Christian name. Billy Shitty.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Yes, Billy. Shitty Bill. Little shitty Bill out in Boston. Shout out to you. Shitty Bill down in Delco. You know who you are. Damn. Not enough baby wipes in the world.
Starting point is 00:28:06 I've never shit on anyone's Jeff. What's the nastiest thing you've done now? Nastyest thing I've done probably not much. I think as I'm getting older, I'm like, I need to, like, get weirder with it. But I don't think I've done anything that crazy. Right. I feel like the things that I do is just like normal. Like, yeah, spit at my mouth and like face shots.
Starting point is 00:28:25 I've never done the spit in my mouth thing. Yeah, I've done. Coronavirus going around. You can't be reckless like that. Come on. That's new, though. Yeah, that's new. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:28:38 She said it's a coronavirus. You know, you got to watch this. Any orgies or anything? Not me. Don't lie. Three songs is regular. Oh, not for me. Do you like?
Starting point is 00:28:50 How many of you like guys better? I'm like, damn. Why y'all do that? Oh, you had that? I'm like, girl, like, girls with fat asses and tities, like. Okay, so let me ask you a question. If nobody has a pole for the hole, where y'all get off at?
Starting point is 00:29:09 Like, do the scissor legs. Do the scissor legs. Cisor legs. Cisor league. Cizze all day. Cizzo, scissor, scissor, scissor, scissor, do the scissor leg. Do the scissor leg. Do the scissor legs
Starting point is 00:29:22 Scissor, scissors, scissors, scissors, scissors, Cis, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, do women eat vagina better than men? Yes. Kate, you ain't seen that, Kate, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, I was going to say yes, probably. I've never, I've never dabbled in the other way, but I have drunk. So, so, so, so. Couple of thumbs. You, have you ever had a guy that can compete?
Starting point is 00:29:48 Yeah, I had a threesome. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, but, but, but, but, but, but. What I'm saying is, have you ever, because you just said women eat vagina better than men. So I'm saying, did you ever come across a man that you was like, this nigga's 25% bitch the way he eat this person. God damn, you got to be 40% woman or something. You got a lot of your mama and you, boy, the way you eat it. I would say guys are way more selfish. So I think a woman would be way more giving and way better at like, oh yeah, we're supposed to get off too.
Starting point is 00:30:17 So I know what to do. No, but see, like a guy like me, I take my time. Like I might eat Tudy crab legs for about I might be down that bitch She got to tell me All right come on up And get all right
Starting point is 00:30:28 Come get some air Yeah Yeah, come on nigga Come on nigga Like how many times You're gonna spit my ass It's like That's crazy
Starting point is 00:30:38 See that's the best See that's how you wake them up They be there You start that motherfucker off With spit Not normally what we do If you just poke our butt out Let you let you guys know
Starting point is 00:30:47 Let you guys know Let you guys know Let you just poke our butt out just a little bit. Oh, so you like getting your ass eat from the back like a snack, huh? As you're supposed to? Let me answer you a question.
Starting point is 00:30:56 What about you ever suck a guy's dick from the back? Yeah, absolutely. That's his thing. They call it the buffet. They call it the buffet. Oh, you can eat. He liked that, your boy, baby.
Starting point is 00:31:05 Oh, you can eat. He can call it the buffet. The buffet. I like the balls in my face when I suck it from the back. But hold on. But hold on. He's getting it from the back.
Starting point is 00:31:12 You got to eat the shit. He came across that asses. Make sure it smell good. Yeah. That only me, I'm going to go. Okay, so let me ask you a question. I just think, see, he loved a bit. No, because he used to, everybody knew he used to run the food shit up in the jail.
Starting point is 00:31:29 He lied, he lied. He used to say, if anybody want to butt, say, come to myself. He lied. No, we're having the butt say and myself. All you can eat. Butter milk. That's him. And this ain't on the commissary.
Starting point is 00:31:47 This is the best part. He liked that ain't no play, man. He's a wild boy. This ain't on the commissay. Anybody want a butt thing? Boy of the night. He's a boy tonight. So, let me ask you all a question, right?
Starting point is 00:32:05 In relationships, right, what's the one thing that you absolutely hate for your partner to do? Like, that shit just turned you to fuck off, just bore you. How women say it makes my blood. blood boil. I don't know what the fuck that means, but... During sex specifically? No, just in a relationship. Cool. Like, what's, like, what's, or you don't have to be the one thing.
Starting point is 00:32:29 What's some of the things that you hate for a guy to do? Or what, like, you know, you might be like, I just, I just, for me, I just can't stand a guy that just fucking lies for just, he just, his whole, everything about him is just a fucking lie. He can never tell it. Like, what's some of the things that y'all just absolutely. hate as women. I just hate insecure men. Oh, that's, oh, that shit. That is the worst, right?
Starting point is 00:32:55 That is the worst. Because that leads to lying. Right. That leads to all sorts of other things. Right. And we ain't got time for that. Uh-uh. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:01 There's too many females out here. Like, if you want to act like a bitch, then I might as well be with a bitch. Okay. So, so, so, okay, what's the number one thing that turned you on about a guy? Is it, is it first his look? Is it his confidence? Is it his, um, his vernacular the way he might talk to you what is it because you know some people go off looks
Starting point is 00:33:23 some people like I'm not really good looks I'm more of a personality guy personality lady you know what's what's most attractive to you as a woman I'll say personality personality and confidence is so huge confidence in the bedroom confidence in regular life and then if it's to the point where like I'm coming over to your place I don't want to be your mom I don't want to clean up after you like you're a grown man clean your shit up dude like going into a guy if you're in your I'm in my 30s now if there's like
Starting point is 00:33:56 a pub forest in your bathroom maybe fix it got like I don't know he probably had his lawn more he probably cleaned up that's true that's true they need to put a little vacuum attachment on the end of it next but it's just like it's like such a red flag for if it could ever be something serious like he's not going to
Starting point is 00:34:12 change so if you're being a dirt bag all the time it's like grow up a little bit and be confident I guess I don't know I agree what you're saying Absolutely So is how much does looks play a part Yeah you can't be no ugly motherfucker For walking around with me
Starting point is 00:34:27 I'm just saying hot breath And all that like if you cute And you got hot breath Oh I'm gonna argue Because we're not about to do this I hate hot breath You see all the mince I had in the front Like you're trying to have a conversation
Starting point is 00:34:40 That's why when my man Slim said someone to you back down Like you're like I was like damn bro your shit is booed His shit is booming. No, but I really hate men. You said slim. Your breath is slim. I hate a man with hot breath.
Starting point is 00:34:54 Like, oh, my God. A female's too, because I'm real quick. Like, your breath stink, bitch. Don't try to have this conversation with me. That falls in, like, hygiene. Like, be a grown man. Like, a lot of guys are hard on women for themselves, but they don't take care of their own hygiene.
Starting point is 00:35:06 Wash your balls. Brush your teeth, floss every now and then. Wash that out. Like, Danny. Wash that ass. Yeah. Well, you know, for me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Wash that ass, Slim. Watch that ass. Slip trying to get some top from the back You better wash that ass Top for the back He liked that top for the back too That's his thing too He got slip to roofie too
Starting point is 00:35:25 I don't Oh you like that too huh Yeah he liked the whole truth He'll keep up Like For me I like Toot to have You know the bald eagle
Starting point is 00:35:35 Right Maybe a landing strip at the most You don't like a little forest Sometimes No I don't like no fucking forest When it get wet No I'm just saying that's my throwback shit
Starting point is 00:35:44 I don't really like a forest Like when they get wet That's like the old From back in the day Poor and old Jones Yeah She'd be bushed out afro Bro my father's been in jail too
Starting point is 00:35:53 So I didn't I didn't found his collection The DVDs What did he have? What did he have? Bro it's like You see like back You probably got some
Starting point is 00:36:00 You know what he's In the stars that was in him? No I ain't really Like anything was bushed out Right It was bushy Yeah he's a legend
Starting point is 00:36:06 And then you know Like back in the days With the brazy Tell your pop he's a real one It's he's pointy and shit And then the panties Look real like Funny looking
Starting point is 00:36:13 Yeah we ain't got time You tell your dad he ruined. Why, because he got old-ass porn. He owned it down. He's a historian, man. He's a porn story. He's keeping this shit alive, man. DVDs, yeah, he keeping it alive. He just called your papa pouring his story. He got that old shit, man. I know he got like Ebony Eyes in there, Janet Jackney and all that shit. Do you all enjoy watching pornos as women? Yeah. Yeah. I was just watching porn in my desk.
Starting point is 00:36:40 What? Damn. She ended in at work. Yeah, no. What's your favorite? No, I only do that in the summertime when I got dresses on. I can't do that with my pants on, man. What's your favorite? What's your favorite?
Starting point is 00:36:53 What do you like to watch most on porn? I'm weird. I like watching. Like, what turn y'all on is one? I like, because they don't never admit what's turning on. Do y'all be like, I guess need to see a huge dick. No. I don't need to.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Like, watching a huge dick don't turn me on. Okay, because for us, for us, we want to see some ass. No, yeah, same. You want to see. I like watching. Fat ass or something. I go out of categories. I'm like, ain't,
Starting point is 00:37:14 All right, I already did enough for that. What's your favorite website? Which one? X and XX or PornHub. Oh, you know. You know which ones is up. Now, I'm just saying. Go check my search bar.
Starting point is 00:37:24 There's like five different ones up there. It's Porn Hub, and I talk about him on the radio all the time. I have a favorite, yeah, it definitely is. I have a favorite porn star that I've talked about, and he tweeted at me a couple weeks ago, because I talked about him so much. His name is Owen Gray. He's a wiry-ass little white dude. He's covered in horrible tattoos.
Starting point is 00:37:44 looks like kind of sickly, he's got a monster dung. And he's not what he looks like. It's his confidence. He walks in there, takes the lady by the neck, and just goes to town. Oh, you like the burglary. You like burglary sex. Do you the break in? Shut up.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Come here. Grab you by your mouth. Shut up. Go in the room. He's just that confidence. It's that big dick energy where he's just confident. But he also cares if the lady gets up. He's work.
Starting point is 00:38:09 He's playing the air guitar. He's not selfish. He's not selfish. She like that BDE. Okay. So let me ask you all. A question. Y'all on vacation.
Starting point is 00:38:18 Y'all having girls' trip on vacation. Who's somebody you absolutely love? A guy. Like, say, is it an celebrity or... Celebrity? It could be a woman. It could be Beyonce. It could be anybody. Somebody that you absolutely love.
Starting point is 00:38:38 I'm going to say Rihanna. Rihanna. Okay. What about you? It's a really good answer. I'll eat that shit from the best. that, side, all that. I think. I'm on a big Lizzo kick right now. You're like Lizzo.
Starting point is 00:38:51 You're going to sit on that face. But what I'm saying is somebody that you also was attracted to, like, oh, my God, I love Matthew McConaughey. Oh, okay, okay. I love Adam Levine. Oh, my God. You know what I mean? Somebody like that.
Starting point is 00:39:05 What's Jude Law? That's a random one, but I just saw him in a tabloid the other day. He was in, I don't know, he's kind of older. That's not a good answer. I mean, if it's good for you. So, yeah. Exactly. So would you say he's one of your favorites?
Starting point is 00:39:18 Yeah, I think so. Okay, so you got a town on a girl's trip. You're down at the bar. He walks up. Rihanna walks up. You're like, oh, shit. Sit down right beside you. Oh, perfect gentleman.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Rihanna's perfect. You're all sitting here. You're all vibing. So where are you from, girl? Two hours go past. Look up. Oh, my God. Three hours.
Starting point is 00:39:44 hours go past. We still sit here. We didn't have about 7, 8, 9, 11 drinks. We talk about everything. You're in a relationship, though. He ain't there. He's not there. You're married.
Starting point is 00:40:00 You don't even got to be married, but you're in a relationship. Right. And Judd is like, he only. Oh, I'm cheating. I'm cheating. I haven't even going to lie to you. I'm cheating. And I'm going to call you right after.
Starting point is 00:40:12 And I'd be like what? Well, how the phone going to happen? Baby, I cheated. What's you going to tell him, but? On 8, Rihanna, pussy. I cheated. I'm sorry. And he was like, why don't he call me?
Starting point is 00:40:20 Yeah. I'm like, well, we can't pay the time, boom, but I still cheated. I'm just like, you know, right now. Yeah. I feel like Rihanna, if I was like, it was Rihanna, it would be cool. I don't even think it would matter, like. Wait, so you think if it was Idris Alba, it wouldn't matter. Well, for her, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:34 I just fucked Idris Alba. I cheated. I suck the love off his dick. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not putting my mouth on random people's dick, so. You're lying. Let me say it was your Alba.
Starting point is 00:40:43 No, I'm talking. Rihanna, she's different. I don't know about who she's off. Wait, you just put your lips on a random vagina. But it's Rihanna.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Like, come on, it's Rihanna. But there's some people would say that's Idra's Alba. Yeah. Or some people would say that's Judd Law. Some people would say,
Starting point is 00:40:57 it's you law, actually. She said, I'm switching it. He comes in with a wheelbarrel. He comes in with a wheelbarrel. You're definitely going to the room. Oh,
Starting point is 00:41:06 I'm cheating. Y'all, dare I say Yolo. I mean, is it. Is it kind of the, like, if only for one night, Luther Vandross mentality, like, if only for one night. You give me my father, Bob, stop it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, you're old, you're old.
Starting point is 00:41:24 On that bullshit. Do you play the music, like the flow jams? You like music being played? No. He wasn't a big. He's playing. He got a whole mix. He got a playlist.
Starting point is 00:41:32 He played a fucking show jam. Now, you look like you got a whole playlist. First of all, let me just tell you something. I got a call when he was. was in prison. He lying. He's lying on it. He always said, I'm lying.
Starting point is 00:41:44 I got a call when he was in prison, and they was like, your fucking cousin's up here tripping. I said, why? They said, every time it's time to get locked into the cell, we hear, I'm every woman. Screaming out the cell from his radio. He's lying on me. I never did that. Like, he was up to cell. Anything you weren't done, baby.
Starting point is 00:42:09 I do it now. I never done it. Whoa. Whoa. But it's silly. Hey, Sally was in there, whoa. Slip over their life. Yeah, he lived over there,
Starting point is 00:42:18 what do you say to a guy that was in the strip club? I got slipped to Mickey and woke up in the hospital and his ass was hurting. Wait, what? What do you say about him? He got slipped the roofie in the Mickey. Can I see? Damn. Can I see that ass?
Starting point is 00:42:33 No. But really, though, he had a hell of a lawsuit, right? And he won his case. He got a shitload of money. And they weren't missing. He woke up in the hospital. His ass is official. He was slipped a roofie and a Mickey.
Starting point is 00:42:50 That was a bit. Don't you know how they had roof, Chris? He was like the roof. He woke up in the hospital, but they recovered him. They recovered him from behind his bar in Philly called Woody's, the dumpster, and he was wet. He was soaked in Long Island iced tea. They said somebody dripped him in Long Island Ice tea. So what do y'all think happened?
Starting point is 00:43:10 They made that act And they peed on you a little They peed on you a little They peed on you a little No, they said it was long island ice tea They say it was pissed Nah, it was this They said it was long out of ice tea
Starting point is 00:43:21 Okay, so let me ask you all One more question before we get out of here, right? Who gives the best head? White women or black women? Black? Team no teeth Black What?
Starting point is 00:43:37 Is that official? Just hearing her talk today. I'm like, you know what? And I'm going to keep it all your girlfriends. You know all the college experiences. I'm going to keep it all the way real. I went to a 95% white college. Shout out to Cabrini.
Starting point is 00:43:52 You know what I always say. I'm going to say, blowjobs take rhythm, unfortunately. For a lot of us white ladies. I'm going to keep it all the way real. The best head I've ever had other than my wife. No, you're saying hers better than your wife,
Starting point is 00:44:08 though. No, I didn't say that. I said the best head I had other than my wife was a Caucasian woman. No disrespect. Yeah. You see, don't do that. I'm Puerto Rican and black. I get crazy. Listen, I'm just saying, listen, this girl
Starting point is 00:44:20 sucked my dick up to college, and this was before my motherfucker wife. Let me tell you something. The buffet she got you to shit this year. I ain't get a fucking butt face. She ate that booty like grocery. He loved a buffet.
Starting point is 00:44:33 You ain't the nine either. Yeah, all right. I ain't got to the night. He denied it. Let me tell you something. Because let me tell you some. Everybody know. is nobody's ever going to swipe their tongue across my ass like the credit card that's not going to happen
Starting point is 00:44:45 you hear me no visa master card didn't get no swipes wipe he's his tail feather what she ate his tail feather that's why he loved her when i was in college you can't forget that right no listen that was that was 40 years ago right but your wife is black so obviously you know no no my wife is blazing no her her head comes from the korean side not the black side the Caranza. Yeah. So what he's trying to say is... No, I'm going to keep it all the way real because one thing I learned early in college,
Starting point is 00:45:14 it might not, it might be, it might be different now. But I got to college. I was one of the stars on a basketball team, contrary to what he's saying, and I played on an online college. He played the online basketball team. Fuck, you're trying to get that. Y'all played in the park in the weekends. Right?
Starting point is 00:45:29 Or was it to be right? No, it was University of Philadelphia County by way of the neighborhood. Okay, okay. But anyway, when I got it. to college and they took a kid that was coming straight from the ghetto and they put me into a pretty much all-white atmosphere
Starting point is 00:45:45 it kind of showed me how at a young age how the white girls thought and how the black girls thought the white girls at the college was like I'll suck your dick but you can't
Starting point is 00:46:01 get no pussy and the black girls was like we want it all I ain't sucking your dick nigger but I'll give you some pussy. So it was like, wait, hold on, this shit's confusing. Like, they'll suck your dick, but won't give you no pussy. And because to them, I don't know if it's just the time I was in and in college, but to the white girls, uh, dick suck wasn't nothing.
Starting point is 00:46:24 They were like, wait, you want to twirling? Like, it was nothing. I wouldn't do either, but I would put my finger in your asshole back to. Oh, that was the big. He likes that. You want to check your oil. You want to check my oil. He wanted to check my fucking.
Starting point is 00:46:37 Slip over there. You can check my oil. Come in a slam. Come in a slip. Get over here. He's like, I'm 2,000 miles over. I don't know. I think I need one finger, too.
Starting point is 00:46:48 I got you. I need a little. Slim over there. I need spark plugs. I need to do it. A new muffler. I think I need a tune-up as well. Well, a little bit of spit.
Starting point is 00:46:59 But listen, it makes sure you give me a glass of water in the roofie. Listen, how about videos? How many videos? videos yeah do you make videos oh do I make them yeah and do you send them around did you ever send them to do
Starting point is 00:47:15 do you ever let any of your your boyfriends or your partners film you I don't and then when you broke up with them did you think I hope this shit don't come back and back we don't make the video on my phone oh okay because I was about to say
Starting point is 00:47:28 you know you blow up that next year you know he threw you right out there yeah I'm good you hear me I got a couple videos couple huh I got a couple photos floating around up there I don't know where they're going to wind up
Starting point is 00:47:43 but he never whipped his phone out and was like oh yeah oh get those nuts get those salties get the buffet wait wait wait hold on put your pinky in and get those softies now I'm getting paranoid
Starting point is 00:47:58 I don't know I don't think there's a couple things out there but no big deal I was in the military, and so before my first deployment, I was with somebody, and so he was also deployed. We were going separate spots. So before, it was those old iPods that you could take videos on.
Starting point is 00:48:19 So before we left, I was like, grab your iPod, fill up your spank, bang, let's go. And so it was like, on his iPod. We made, like, how old am I? Oh, my God. We made videos on his iPod that he could watch when he was deployed. Yeah. So how is that? So he was out there watching that motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:48:36 He in the middle. to brush. Do you like guys that send slammer shots? What's a slammer shot? Dick Pick. It's a dick pick. Oh, I'm picturing Pogs,
Starting point is 00:48:44 you would have the slammer. I'm like, is that when you just throw your balls on the camera front or something? Like, what's a slammer? Yeah, I want that. Do you like dickpicks?
Starting point is 00:48:51 I think dickpicks are corny. Yeah, I think dickpick's are corny. I don't really like this. Why are you sending you a picture of your dick full? I'd see it in person. I don't know. I don't know. And every now and then,
Starting point is 00:49:01 I'm like, I forget what it looks like. How often do you have phone sex at all? I love phone sex You have to keep a relationship alive If you want to You got to I'm talking about I love it
Starting point is 00:49:11 Throw them legs back and go to town Let me sit on the other side DJ Slap the dick off the phone There you go Slammer Let me drop the phone When I'm showing
Starting point is 00:49:21 The shower head I like to climb that You know the pole in the bathroom Just like showing what he's working with Like you see this This is all for you daddy I am poor slim over it shaking
Starting point is 00:49:36 She got slim over it She got slim over there shaking I don't have that luxury So Wait you say you don't shower No no I said I'm a poor with a very old shower That doesn't
Starting point is 00:49:46 Yeah I don't Let me ask you a shower here Have You guys have Backed out On On somebody like a person in a bank robbery Like he takes clothes off
Starting point is 00:50:01 And you're like No, it's not going to happen. You know what? Hold on for one second, bitch. Text me, somebody died so I get the fuck out of here. I have. Yeah. Same.
Starting point is 00:50:10 Yep. Yep. So, okay, have you ever been out there? Have you ever like, okay. Now I'm talking about when I say that, I'm talking about you actually seen the work and was like, uh. You know, I'm good? I'm not even going to. This dick is, this knick is all balls.
Starting point is 00:50:26 You know that Halloween game where they put some holes in the box and they put like pine cone and spaghetti noodles? And you have to reach in without. And you're like, whoa, can you pull your hand back out? I had one where I was like, oh, no, not today. Wait, did you ever pull his pants back up after you pulled it down? I was just on, I was like, have you ever ran from a dick that was too big? Like, where'd I go? I'm cool.
Starting point is 00:50:48 I'm good. You're not putting that in here. Where the fuck is that going? That's a full grown baby. No, I haven't, but I. She said, nope. She's like, I'm dreaming of that day. She's like, I'm dreaming of the monster.
Starting point is 00:51:02 Still waiting. Still waiting. Now, listen, is a hand job consider sex? Yeah. Yeah, if you call them, yeah. Yeah, because that's how I lost my virginity. So that was, I just wanted to miss. To a crackhead, too.
Starting point is 00:51:17 To a crackhead back in 86. I was a girl I was kissing. He lost his virginity to a crackhead that he paid four rocks for it back in 86. She dranked him of her. She did everybody in the head, dog. She got you right out of the way. She was like, let me get you out the way first. Slim got a pregnant.
Starting point is 00:51:35 He got a peasant. He's the only one who's hitting the raw. He's quiet, but I feel like he's the craziest one of all. Yeah, he is. He's a wild man over there. That's Ruthie. That's Ruth mixed. It's always the quiet ones.
Starting point is 00:51:46 You got to sleep the roozy. The quiet ones is the freakyest ones. Oh, yeah, buffet bowl. Yeah, you eat it from the back, Slim? No. Oh, you ain't living. No, he said, eat it from the back. No, I get eating from the back.
Starting point is 00:52:02 I don't do no eat Why don't you got to tell everybody I don't do no eat I'm still scoop it though It's right It don't matter Okay The buffet
Starting point is 00:52:18 So before we wrap this up Because I feel like I'm having so much fun With y'all ladies right now I really don't want to wrap this conversation up Because y'all are No no I got a good question What how often do y'all lie about your body count
Starting point is 00:52:33 I don't lie that was a weird laugh What's your body count then You fucking lie What a guy? With guys Or women included With everybody
Starting point is 00:52:46 All right so No with guys I've only been with two guys I've only been with two guys I've only had two sausages in your whole life Yeah What fuck is you staring at me like that I'm serious
Starting point is 00:52:57 Slim is like Slim is like Girls lie about their body count all day She eat ass I sure do Look This is why though But look this is why though
Starting point is 00:53:07 I can't believe this shit But look this is why She only had a two Slim gym pack You know they come from Two of them in the pack She only had a pack of Twix She's talking on here
Starting point is 00:53:20 Like she Yeah Like I'm a pro I'm not a pro But like I know what I'm doing Oh But I'm a virgin though I don't got to lie about my body count.
Starting point is 00:53:29 Well, females, that's a different situation. Okay, okay, but okay. So, all women, when they talk about their body clown, they'd be having a couple motherfuckers, they're not claiming, right?
Starting point is 00:53:42 Because that was a horrible experience, and that was only an hour of my life. I'm not claiming you in that hour, nigga. You fucked up. That was the worst. How many dudes you're not claiming? She only been with two. I only been with two.
Starting point is 00:53:54 Okay, so how many women you're not claiming? Were you like, I'm not claiming that bitch I ain't claiming none of no bitches I'm just saying Oh so you only had two partners in your life Yeah I'm not yeah I'm not I'm not claiming not about you How many how many you're not claiming? I am only claiming men who got me off without me having to help at all So I am still a virgin
Starting point is 00:54:12 I never have sex Actually it would be around two If I genuinely counted that way So you never had a guy get you off without you helping I feel like there's a huge guys need to like step up their game Yes And if you're not asking a woman what she likes while you're in bed, you are wrong. Do you like this? Do you like that? What do you like? Show me. It's not embarrassing to ask.
Starting point is 00:54:35 Do you think my wife like when I lick from where it's pink the way it's stink? For sure. She likes that. Yes, probably. Because when I'm doing it, I just see them. They be like this. They'm low of my fucking holy. That's why we do it. They be like this. Because you look hungry. The next thing you know, we're going to show you what you want. You want to eat that ass. The next thing you know, you just see the juices, percolating.
Starting point is 00:54:55 The motherfucker. just start running all out of you. This nigga looking hungry right now. Slim over their blushing. Some 20 plus years, then you better eat that ass like a snack. Start teaching seminars. Spread the good word. Right, because guys are slacking.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Back up. Back up, back up, Kate. You ain't give up your body count. How many contacts you had? You got to see, you got to change. Well, again, I was in the military as a woman. Did you do a lot of crazy shit in the military? Which is like shooting a barrel.
Starting point is 00:55:22 I mean, I'm easily in New York City. and a half in a dark bar. I was an Afghanistan 11. You know what I mean? There wasn't much around, so it was hot but I'd never. I didn't know anybody on deployment, but, yeah, I was a, I'm going to keep it to myself because I'm a lady. Okay.
Starting point is 00:55:41 But you had your day. And the teens. Yeah. You had your day back when you, you sound like when you, she felt like when she first went to the army, she went to the army, she was her mind. She was like, I grew up Christian, and wait, wait, was it Catholic? No, you know what it was. It wasn't the military.
Starting point is 00:55:57 It was when I first went to college right out of high school because I was super overprotected. And then all of the time, I went off to college and I was like, oh, my God. She was like, meet me in my room, Billy. Yeah. What's wrong with you? Get here. Come here.
Starting point is 00:56:11 Come here. She was like, Mama never told me about this. I just wanted to fake it for everyone. She was like, Mommy never told me about this. College guys have no idea what the hell they're doing for the most part. So you just faking it? Yeah, it was just meaningless, stupid, yeah. So you fake moan and just try to get them off?
Starting point is 00:56:30 Yeah, I did a big thumbs up, lady. They would look up and this is what they see. All right. We're all good. She said to big thumbs up, Lee. Is anything that gets a guy off? You're good, buddy? Yeah, I'm good.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Hey, well, listen, right? This is a million dollars worth of game. We truly appreciate y'all tuning in each and every week. We never have women on the show. So, you know, Wallow just came up with the bright idea of the snatch two women from Birx & Barstool while we're here. And we're just going to talk about different. So we want to commend you, ladies, for just coming on a spare of the moment because y'all didn't even have no idea. Y'all's about to do this shit.
Starting point is 00:57:10 But Wallow's crazy. And before we leave, do you all have any messages for Slim? About life, about getting slipped to roofie. Like, you're going to slip to roofie life. Yeah, I need to see that butthole. I want to see if it's really loose. Like, did they violate you? Did they violate you seriously?
Starting point is 00:57:23 I need to know, because they've roofied you. You don't sound convincing at all. I didn't heard about it enough. I'm like, I'm convinced. There's no truth to that. Don't believe it. Wait, so did you get roofied, though? He disappeared for three days.
Starting point is 00:57:44 Wake up. They discovered he received a police report. It was all loud. They discovered him behind a bar called Woody's, Woody's in Philly. He was wet from, they dressed him along out, and his jeans was ripped.
Starting point is 00:57:57 His dreams was ripped, but all this, his money. Anything was still his money and anything. He just was in pain. And his jeans was ripped. And when he woke up in the hospital, he was singing,
Starting point is 00:58:10 he was singing his raining man. That's what he was saying. Hey, so this is another episode of me and I was ripping game. I go by the. name of gilly the king on wallow 267 Katie Dixler
Starting point is 00:58:26 damn I'm a cock sucker I don't know I gotta outshan you because you know oh so she said the dicks slay what slim name the roofless roofie The roofless roofie I can't loose assholes
Starting point is 00:58:43 They call it Lucy they call it Lucy They call it Lucy Can I get a Lucy? Hey But I appreciate you all tuning in each and every week making us the number one music podcast in the country and uh make sure y'all get your merch on live me and i was worth a game merch get your bundle for ninety nine dollars which comes with a hoodie a hat and a t-shirt and once again i want to commend these lovely women
Starting point is 00:59:08 for coming in and just being a part of me and i was ripped a game today and it's just like that right

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