Million Dollaz Worth Of Game - EP 52 LET’S TALK ABOUT SEX
Episode Date: March 16, 2020On this episode of Million Dollaz Worth of Game Barstool staff members Katey & Ebony comes on to talk about sex, relationships etc. from a black & white perspective.You can find every episode of this ...show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mworthofgame
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Let's get into this.
As you can see, we got two guests today.
from the bar-stool staff.
For the bar-stool staff.
And what's interesting is we're going to be talking about
outlooks of, you know,
there's different outlooks.
It's different, you know,
outlooks for relationships, different things
from a black woman perspective and the white woman perspective.
And what questions do you think, you know,
did you have in mind first?
Gil.
Yeah, Gil.
Yeah, Gil.
Is it true what they say?
What are they saying?
Black men hang longer, or is that just a myth?
Whoa, you're asking about, oh, whoa, that was a little spicy.
I'm just asking about, I'm just saying he asked, I'm just saying you're asking about,
I want to know, because.
Right, why you want to know?
Because why, why, eh, like now, is that suss?
It's a little suss.
Because at the end of the day, it's like, but why are you want to know?
Listen, it's not that I want to know.
This is an in general conversation, and it'd be a lot of brothers out here that be faking.
they be acting like just because they black
they got that rack
and that don't necessarily mean that
am I right? I feel like it puts a lot of extra pressure
on black men
absolutely
see we got extra pressure
if it's not monster dong
then people are like oh what's this even though it's probably
could still be a great dick
because all the women used to call
wild little short stack they never call me that
they called you baby strip they call you baby shrimp
I said he called you baby shrimp.
I said they called you baby shrimp.
They called me baby shrimp.
They called me baby late.
Y'all get the hell out.
That was another story.
Because, you know, he used to call him short stack from IHop.
Yeah.
They never called me then.
Yes, he did.
So, you know, it was like, okay, is this a facade or is this really the truth?
He's lying on me.
I heard he was full of syrup, though.
Yeah, he's definitely.
Oh.
No, no.
No, but, oh, okay.
He used to let his cellie pour syrup.
No, he didn't. He never do that. No, no. But hold up, Kate, you ain't
answered the question. He used to make a man cake, not a pancake.
Kay didn't answer that question.
She didn't answer that question.
I heard you and you certainly made a man cake.
No, Kate, ain't actually.
With lots of butter.
No, hold on, hold on.
Hey, Kate, you ain't answered that question.
Kate didn't answer the question.
What was the question?
Do I think that?
Do you know that?
I don't know that.
No.
Okay.
I don't know if I've had enough of a sample.
Like, what's enough for a scientific?
I don't know.
Well, I haven't been with a white guy, so I can't compare it.
tool. I could agree that, you know,
some guys be lying. I ain't even going to hold you.
Yeah. Okay, so
most of the time
who's the guys that's lying? Is it the guys
that talk to most shit? Or is it the guys
that don't say? Like, do they
have the most money? Like, who lie
the moose? I feel like the guy that took the
most shit. They can never back it up.
Like, some sort of complex. Like, I think
there's something too when you see the man with the huge
lifted truck and they say, oh, that
guy's got a little dick. Like, I think there's a little
truth to that sometimes where people over
compensate in other ways like look at me look at me because they don't have yeah okay
okay that's a good way of looking at it so you say uh all little big guys go for bigger things in
life all the show shorties they like big things in life i need a big truck i need a big
tv what else what else what some other things like super fancy like the guy who's wearing the
what's like a super tacky gene brand like who has like just the glitter and spark
like just has like way too much of something like if you're overcompensating i don't know
they're always the ones who never fuck the leather off you they're like the flashiest ones right
i don't know not the flashiest okay you're saying the flashiest words got the littlest piece
coming up short you're saying if you flashed you're coming up short in the meat department
i think so yeah yeah i could agree with that if you're super confident if you like have a
hog on you. Like, you just have some
sort of swagger to you that is just
it goes beyond anything you could wear
anything you could drive.
That's what I'd be trying to tell. Lo, he's like,
dog, you don't ever get dressed in my. I'm like,
I got a super hog on.
I don't got to get dressed. Me neither. I wear
sweatpants. Right, yeah, see?
But he wears sweatpants with new drawers. That's like
Oh, wow. Did you hear about the sweatpants
thing? Like, you know, gray
sweatpants? We always, they always tell, break
it down. Break it down. I love the gray sweatpants because
I've seen a lot here. I don't want to throw no
shade, you know?
That's why I, you know, I love black men.
So what you're trying to say is some little dick niggas at Barstool.
Little, a little.
It's a lot of little dick niggas at Barclos sports.
I am going to hold you.
I don't see some prints and I was like, I am, you should be ashamed.
How dare you come out here and show me that shit?
Where is it, bro?
Oh, so hold on.
So how is important is PW to women?
Print watching.
Print watching.
How often do y'all do it?
Every, like, all the time.
I mean, Jason Drullo.
Hello, I'm watching
But you do
Any photo of a guy
What is it called splitting beans
When they're sitting and you can see their balls
On either side of the seam of their pants
I never heard that phrase like
What if the niggas all nuts
And he's not no stem?
Like what if he's all nuts
And he's just splitting beans
You see two coconut
But he all nuts and no stem
That's a danger
Yeah
You don't want I mean
You ever told the man put the nuts in the pussy
He was a little
Throw the nuts in it too much syrup
Too much syrup
for the short stacks out there.
But I, no offense.
No offense to you.
You're great.
No, no, I'm cool.
But, yeah, I think every pair of pants, like in a lot of fashion shoots, the guys
will be, like, what they call it, man spreading or whatever, like, on the train?
I definitely, for sure, like, 100% of the time, I kind of my eyes just go there.
And I'm like, what's what?
I'm staring.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you say, so you say, my fuck is walking, you'd be like this.
That's the first thing.
I don't even care about the feats no more.
I'm like, what you got?
What you got?
What you're packing with?
Let me see something.
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You got the leopard strike going all the way down your back.
I don't do that.
I didn't get you the stripe.
No, she didn't give me enough.
No, she didn't give me enough.
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He puts the ball deodorant on his face.
No, I said I put it out, you know.
Wouldn't that make him a good thing?
No.
Yeah, absolutely.
No, no, no.
Spelt so good, because it's a ball of the uterus.
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Yes.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
I'm not trying to go down there and have pubic hair in my mouth.
I'm not trying to do that.
Like, I like, and I'm one of the girls, I like to go down there.
Oh, I'm slipping then.
I got to get my manscape on because I ain't, you police draws off to see a wild
beast.
I feel like guys are so hard on women.
Like, oh, she's hairy.
Oh, she stinks.
Oh, whatever.
When guys are the worst, wash under your balls.
Oh, my God.
Scrub in between.
Oh, so you'd have some salties before, huh?
Made a bitch blood pressure go through the roof.
A little bit.
I'm going to have a heart attack out of this motherfucker.
I'm going to do it, but I'm real mad at myself.
Got a damn stroke, huh?
You had to hold your breath.
And I wouldn't take a brillo pad and rub it all over my face.
Trim your balls.
If I'm going to be playing a concert on the old skin flute
The least you could do
Playing a concert on the skin flute
I've never heard that
The least you could do is make sure the audience is right
Let me ask you a question
Like
The salty nuts
Was they like planters?
Did they like
Was it like
Because you know you eat a bag of planners
You need a water immediately
Like did you need some hydration
After fucking with the salties?
I never have salty balls
I'm just going to add that.
No, no, no, you're had.
No.
You definitely had some salties.
Never.
Never in your life.
No.
Let me tell you something.
No.
I'm not here to lie.
I'm here to fake facts.
Okay, okay, okay, hold on.
I'm going to prove to you that you had salties.
Okay.
Let me hear some.
You ever went out to dinner with a guy?
Yeah.
Y'all left.
Y'all went to a lounge area.
Fuck the lounge.
I'm giving you the top in the car.
Okay, okay.
We're going to figure it out now.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Slim is over there a while.
So hold on.
So you can't even,
y'all can't even finish it.
You know,
you're going to finish a good night out
because you,
you just got to get the top up
right there in the car, huh?
I'm just a horny female.
Oh, so,
so y'all can't finish the night out?
Can y'all finish the night?
So, so you never want to,
you never been at a lounge with a guy
and then y'all went home and had sex?
Yeah, but it wasn't salty?
Yes, it was.
Because they was not new brand new
fresh nuts out to shower.
I'm not saying that as friends.
I'm not saying that's in the club like this.
Stuck to his style.
Y'all in there,
y'all and they're doing all this shit
That is me whoa
Whoa that's the same thing
Them nuts was doing on that leg
Whoa yeah
So you had some salties
Nah
All these nuts
Let me ask you a question
You know coming from two different
Can you
Mess with an ex friend
Like hook up with an ex?
An ex? One of your ex's friend
No
One of your ex's friends
Have you ever done it, Kate Bish to be honest
Have I ever hooked up with my exes friends?
My high school boyfriend, this is a long time ago.
I went, I broke up with him right before I went to college, and then I went to visit
another college where one of his best friends was, and I definitely hooked up with one of his best friends.
That was, I was, cocaine.
Come on.
Just kidding.
It's a great day.
Yeah.
But no, definitely.
What about your friend?
Was the hook up worth it?
Did he fuck the leather off your jacket?
It was horrible.
No, it was not worth it in anyway.
Let me ask you a question.
Like, how do you feel when you put worthless mouths on your vagina?
Worthless mouths?
Were you like, those miles wasn't worth going on to vagina.
Any guy that you can say, get down there, idiot.
Say that's great for me.
But.
Oh, so long as he got them.
As long as he put his face in the scrambled eggs, he can make up for it, huh?
Was it ever the time when you were doing sex or a session that your vagina engine light came on?
Where you're like enough already?
Like the engine light came on that thing.
It's like, I need, I got to repair this thing.
It sure has.
Yeah, I think a common misconception for guys is like lasting as long as you possibly can.
And it is great to last long.
But there's a certain point.
Where it's like, sex is friction.
It's like, just come.
It's like, hurry the fuck up already.
Are you done yet?
Yeah.
So I put the fake in it into overdrive to make sure you've been in it.
Yeah, I'm like, I'm going to get harder.
Yeah, I'm going to suck a little bit harder.
Okay, so let me ask you off.
Is it for women how it is for men?
Like, when men shoot the club up, it's over.
It's like I need 15, 20, at least a half or something.
Like, you, like, you still on the dick after I didn't shot my shots in the air on the 4th of July?
It's, you're injuring the dick.
This dick is not going to get up.
This dick is going further into a shell because you're taking more of my soul away from me.
That's what we try to do, though.
We try to snatch yourself.
That's true.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
Do women like sucking dick because when a man comes as they're giving him head, they have all the power?
Yes.
I would write if I say no.
Because when else do you?
you get to see a man like,
I'm going to come in a man.
Yeah, I want to see you.
Hey, I want to see you bubble up.
Wait.
Yeah.
That's the face they give.
That's the same face.
The worst is the throw up face.
Yeah.
Or the feet curl up.
Like, stop, stop.
So you have a motherfuckerfeet throwing up the bloods and the crips, right?
Both sides.
Right.
I don't even know what team he's going for no more.
What you talk about?
Hey, hey, so.
So, so.
So, so, you have a lot of women out here that, you know, they'd be like, I've never had an orgasm in my life.
Have you ever been in a relationship with a guy that you, you love the guy, like, he was a great guy with bad dick, like, oh, I love this nigga, but he couldn't.
he he just this dick is not going to hit the back of the oven it's just is did you ever have a
great guy with some bad dick I for sure excuse me white woman here uh yes yes I have um I think
I don't know if this would be a difference but when you're like I was raised to be super
polite and you sacrifice your your feelings a lot of times to make sure the other person or other
people around you are like happy and feel good
uncomfortable so i think and also i was raised like super super catholic and super conservative so it wasn't
really talked about like i didn't like it was never talking about like women are supposed to get off
too and it matters that you get off as well like it matters so that was never brought up so when
i was younger it was all about just getting the guy off and like i didn't even realize like oh i should
be getting off too right for like now i'm in my 30s and i'm like uh you're not done figure it out
idiot but so but it took me a while to figure out I faked it for a good decade I think like
yeah so what was the first time that you had orgasm how old were you oh I mean on my own for
a hot minute so like I knew I was but but I didn't know with guys it was just like all right wait so
your first several orgasms came on your own for sure is it like that for all women I think it's
like when guys when you figured out you're like what is this oh my god yeah I'm no I'm one they first hit
me. My legs were shaking. I was like, what's going
hard? Oh, shit, yeah.
You don't need a guy. Okay, so, wait, wait. So, do
you remember the first guy that made you have an orgasm?
Yes. Yes. And was he like,
when he got done, did you, like, kind of
look at him to him? Like, did he
going to fuck him again? Was he glowing in the light?
He was Jesus to me. What happened to him?
He's still there? Oh, shit.
He's still there? He's still there?
He's still there? This mouth is gold. He ain't going nowhere.
Oh, so
so he made you orgasm from his
his mouth.
come on you're trying to like come on
from everything because he lick everything he do everything
no no but you keep talking about licking
it's licking and it's sticking this is too
he's good he's good in both but I like the mouth more
you know I'm just oh so is it
so is it women out here that
they enjoy their their
partner's mouth more
more than the sword than a swore
I can't be full well is the mouth mightier than the sword
that's a great question I
I think also people got a lot of guys think that just their dick in a vagina gets a woman off right it doesn't you still I'm gonna drop a hard clit you gotta be working the clit a little bit too a lady's not gonna get off if you're just fucking
either her or you have to be rubbing it otherwise nothing it's very rare that so okay so she can't it's no it's no possible way that she can have orgasm unless it's the clit being rubbed as well you still could some titty song so
Oh, okay, okay.
Don't just sit handy.
Is the talk, is the talk very important, that filthy talk?
Oh, yeah.
A little bit, yeah.
Oh, so I might be taking my shit a little too far,
because you're saying a little bit, and I'll be saying some crazy shit.
I think, yeah, I like a little, like.
Do you think I might turn my wife on with some?
Because I'll be like, oh, this is the greatest dick on earth, ain't it?
Oh, my God.
Oh, they're in the back of the other.
Oh, you hold your tongue out.
Oh, slap it on your tongue.
He's like an old perver.
I mean, at the end of the day, he looked like an old,
he sounded like an old pervert that they get processed.
He becomes a pirate.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
But when you're in the moment, it's so fucking go.
It's so sexy.
You should try it because now what you let me know is,
I'm a beast.
Are you a beast?
So what's some of the shit you said?
Right, let's hear it.
No, I ain't going to tell you.
You're lying.
He being in a mute like this.
I'm talking dirty.
I don't be doing that.
No mute.
I'm talking dirty.
He was dreaming about this dick, wasn't he?
Yeah, I'm the mailman.
I deliver in this meat package.
Now, that was some old man dirty.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm the male man when I'm not delivered.
I'm delivering the meat package.
It's the meat market.
Like, I think my would have been turned on.
Like, niggie, do you just call you shit the meat package?
Like, you just say you were the mailman.
You got to come up with some better shit than that.
Dropping these milk bottles off on your stoop like at the 1933.
That's right, bitch
Let me ask you a question
Are you dome ladies or titty ladies
Where you're spraying it
Come
I'm gonna answer that first
I'm gonna say it
If I'm in a monogamous relationship
And we've both been tested and we're good
And it's just two of us
Toss it in there, pal
I'm like.
Okay.
Very big turn on.
I love face shots.
Oh, you like face shoes and baby showers.
Yeah, you know what?
Because, like, you can't look at me and tell me that my face is not glowing.
Like, that shit works wonders.
Forget the skincare.
Skin care.
I didn't think about that.
Come in my face.
My teeth is white.
I'm telling you, the edges.
Bitches out here need to get some calm on the edges because, bro, that shit helps.
So what you're rubbing in, like, Kalamile Lose?
No, I just get on my knees and, you know, like, I'll wait until you're done, you know.
Yeah.
You don't like you're slamped up.
on there when you that tool sometimes
it's like rub it on my forehead rub it in
rub it in her you have to
rub it you just can't leave it there
bitch skin gonna be good tomorrow
bitch gonna be glowing tomorrow
am I not glowing? How long have you been on that skin
treatment? I'm gonna have skin treatment
for like this demon this top of the line
well actually it happened it was
it happened by accident it's done by proactive
all that you do have great skin
yeah I do it happened by accident
and it was like it
happened by accident I think we got another
sponsor
semen by Rwaxons.
It happened by accident, and
I don't know, I really liked it.
I was just like, yo, like, every time
you fuck you, you got to come in my face. Like, this shit
is just like a turn on me. What you do? What you like the hot
like, like, toasters, crudel shit,
feel it like, you know. That's exactly what it
feel like, so I haven't gone out of you. Some people like the
yeah, the toasters cruddle packages when you squeeze the ice
and I'll still be a little warm. Yeah.
That's exact, and it's sweet as fuck.
Okay, so let me ask you a question.
Have you ever had, like,
Like, do the way a man's semen taste have to do with anything that he's eating?
Hell you know.
Like, ah, nigger, you fuck you had a big Mac, nigga.
Yeah.
Shit don't taste, right.
You need to become vegan.
Again, men are always complaining about women being gross and stuff when they're, like, do you know what we do for you?
Like, do you have any idea with your salty-ass balls and your, eat a pineapple for the love of God, mate?
Because they say it helps.
Yeah, pineapples make sweet.
Like, sweeter foods will make your, yeah.
This sweet. He's a semenology.
So. I wouldn't say that, but, you know.
See, your pine apples do make it sweet, but you eat an apple.
It does. I love me some. I love me some pie apples.
It's like apple juice.
Creamy. It's like an apple juice milkshake.
She off the hook.
Send that shit my way.
Skill to 1 in 10, anal.
I say an eight.
Oh, she is going all the way in.
I'm not going to lie to you. You brought me here for a reason.
You said, crash this ass. Yeah, me.
You can't. They slip over there, hot.
I'm not selfish.
I'm not selfish. I'm not selfish.
Take all the holes.
They said, let me ask you a question.
Do you find it easier to climax from vagina stimulation or anal stimulation?
Because women always say, and I heard this was a fact,
but I don't know how true it is, something about a male stimulation is in his butt.
I'm like, it's in my dick and my balls.
No, he's like in his ass, that's why you're talking about.
You're missing out.
If you're not letting a finger up, man.
Wow.
Yeah, guys are crazy about it, but I'm not doing that.
Okay, okay.
So, so, so, so, so, so when you throw that,
when you throw that, when you throw that goddamn in there,
they love it, huh?
Two, wait, test, two tested before.
Two tested.
What?
Well, yeah.
So when you throw the goddamn up in there, they love it.
It's been a while.
The goddamn goddamn.
Yeah.
I was with a guy who like that was,
was the same.
Yeah, I'm not thinking my feeling over there.
Was he going crazy?
No.
I'm so.
Gill, look at him.
Look at him.
He'll love it.
Was he like,
Take your pinky out for your thumb in it.
He loved it.
Yeah, he started talking about being a mailman or something.
I don't know what I'm delivering it.
It's very strange.
Very strange, right?
He's like, I'm the male man and you're the male woman.
Now you deliver it to me.
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I'm telling me they're simpler.
Listen, listen, I'm telling you.
One thing, Tommy John, you'll walk in, you'd be like, oh, do I have any draws on?
Do I have any underwear on?
No, you don't.
And, you know, it's just feeling of, you know how you just put some shorts on?
Just imagine putting some balls shorts on.
That's how I feel when time, and you ain't got no draws on.
You got Tommy John.
They're just so comfortable.
They feel great.
This is just unbelievable feeling.
I never felt this feeling up on my body before like this until I start wearing Tommy
John's underclothes.
The shirts feel like you don't have no shirt on.
Just like, you know, naked.
It's like you're raw.
like to be in the raw is like oh because it's like I'm one with the earth so to have Tommy
John stuff is just like I'm talking about I'm talking about I'm talking about I'm talking about I'm talking about
I'm talking about they got the women stuff I'm talking about they got everything man best pair you're
ever wear on your life or it's a free guarantee everything man you know where do you go to get
Tommy Johns.com slash million for 20% off your first order man but I would appear you gave me
though even though they were some fruity joints they had to wear them never's comfortable though
They were no fucking Valentine's
No, it was Valentine's Day and they gave it to you
But that wasn't no Valentine's Day they give, bro.
Don't know fucking me.
It was a Valentine's.
What type of underwear do you like your man to wear?
Oh, um, none.
I've been with a couple guys, too.
See, I told you they like that, man.
Yeah.
They like it when you don't wear it with you free ball, man.
I told you that shit.
Especially when you fresh out the shower or you get in his mouth.
Oh, hold on.
Oh, that's a fact.
Wait, hold on.
You didn't, you, y'all never answered.
What is a better stimulation?
The vagina or the anal?
damn i'm selfish i like it both but i'll say vagina yeah again either one there's still got to be
some other stuff going on yeah like i'm not going to get off just because you're putting
something in my asshole like you need to do you ever see those guys at the park or playing the
the trumpet and the drum and the harmonica they have all the strings you're doing the whole
concert so when he hit that ass he got to reach over from the bottom right you gotta do a little
yeah you're the was the and then whiffman and that whisper in my heels of yeah he's crab cakes for war
What's the nastiest shit you ever heard?
What's the nastiest shit you ever heard?
Nothing really.
No.
She said, ooh.
April's spitting his mouth.
That's what they think.
She's spitting his mouth.
Spit my mouth, baby.
No, yeah, that's like regular shit.
That's regular shit.
No, yeah, don't pee on me.
No, don't pee on me.
Do you all like to pee on me?
Because he liked to get pissed on.
No, too, I didn't say I like to get pissed on.
She peed on me before.
I don't even know.
Do y'all deliver, is y'all, does y'all go to shower with distributors?
As a feminist, and like I'm a pretty hardcore feminist,
there is no better feeling than laying a man down on a bed,
squatting over him.
What about the shower?
And taking a big hot dumper right on his channel.
Well, you done that before?
I was saying, yeah.
Yeah, isn't, no.
You took a shit on the guy?
I don't get me.
No.
I was about to say, y'all taking this sexy shit for a different level.
This is how rumors get started.
I have never shit on anyone's stuff.
What was the guy who named who you shit on?
Let's be a shout out to Billy on him all.
Full Christian name.
Billy Shitty.
Yes, Billy.
Shitty Bill.
Little shitty Bill out in Boston.
Shout out to you.
Shitty Bill down in Delco.
You know who you are.
Damn.
Not enough baby wipes in the world.
I've never shit on anyone's Jeff.
What's the nastiest thing you've done now?
Nastyest thing I've done probably not much.
I think as I'm getting older, I'm like, I need to, like, get weirder with it.
But I don't think I've done anything that crazy.
Right.
I feel like the things that I do is just like normal.
Like, yeah, spit at my mouth and like face shots.
I've never done the spit in my mouth thing.
Yeah, I've done.
Coronavirus going around.
You can't be reckless like that.
Come on.
That's new, though.
Yeah, that's new.
Yeah, okay.
She said it's a coronavirus.
You know, you got to watch this.
Any orgies or anything?
Not me.
Don't lie.
Three songs is regular.
Oh, not for me.
Do you like?
How many of you like guys better?
I'm like, damn.
Why y'all do that?
Oh, you had that?
I'm like, girl, like, girls with fat asses and tities, like.
Okay, so let me ask you a question.
If nobody has a pole for the hole,
where y'all get off at?
Like, do the scissor legs.
Do the scissor legs.
Cisor legs.
Cisor league.
Cizze all day.
Cizzo, scissor, scissor, scissor, scissor, do the scissor leg.
Do the scissor leg.
Do the scissor legs
Scissor, scissors, scissors, scissors, scissors,
Cis, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, do women eat vagina better than men?
Yes.
Kate, you ain't seen that, Kate, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, I was going to say yes, probably.
I've never, I've never dabbled in the other way, but I have drunk.
So, so, so, so.
Couple of thumbs.
You, have you ever had a guy that can compete?
Yeah, I had a threesome.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, but, but, but, but, but, but.
What I'm saying is, have you ever, because you just said women eat vagina better than men.
So I'm saying, did you ever come across a man that you was like, this nigga's 25% bitch the way he eat this person.
God damn, you got to be 40% woman or something.
You got a lot of your mama and you, boy, the way you eat it.
I would say guys are way more selfish.
So I think a woman would be way more giving and way better at like, oh yeah, we're supposed to get off too.
So I know what to do.
No, but see, like a guy like me, I take my time.
Like I might eat
Tudy crab legs for about
I might be down that bitch
She got to tell me
All right come on up
And get all right
Come get some air
Yeah
Yeah, come on nigga
Come on nigga
Like how many times
You're gonna spit my ass
It's like
That's crazy
See that's the best
See that's how you wake them up
They be there
You start that motherfucker off
With spit
Not normally what we do
If you just poke our butt out
Let you let you guys know
Let you guys know
Let you guys know
Let you just poke our butt out
just a little bit.
Oh, so you like getting your ass
eat from the back like a snack, huh?
As you're supposed to?
Let me answer you a question.
What about you ever suck a guy's dick
from the back?
Yeah, absolutely.
That's his thing.
They call it the buffet.
They call it the buffet.
Oh, you can eat.
He liked that, your boy, baby.
Oh, you can eat.
He can call it the buffet.
The buffet.
I like the balls in my face
when I suck it from the back.
But hold on.
But hold on.
He's getting it from the back.
You got to eat the shit.
He came across that asses.
Make sure it smell good.
Yeah.
That only me, I'm going to go.
Okay, so let me ask you a question.
I just think, see, he loved a bit.
No, because he used to, everybody knew he used to run the food shit up in the jail.
He lied, he lied.
He used to say, if anybody want to butt, say, come to myself.
He lied.
No, we're having the butt say and myself.
All you can eat.
Butter milk.
That's him.
And this ain't on the commissary.
This is the best part.
He liked that ain't no play, man.
He's a wild boy.
This ain't on the commissay.
Anybody want a butt thing?
Boy of the night.
He's a boy tonight.
So, let me ask you all a question, right?
In relationships, right, what's the one thing that you absolutely hate for your partner to do?
Like, that shit just turned you to fuck off, just bore you.
How women say it makes my blood.
blood boil. I don't know what the fuck that means, but...
During sex specifically?
No, just in a relationship.
Cool.
Like, what's, like, what's, or you don't have to be the one thing.
What's some of the things that you hate for a guy to do?
Or what, like, you know, you might be like, I just, I just, for me, I just can't stand a guy that just fucking lies for just, he just, his whole, everything about him is just a fucking lie.
He can never tell it.
Like, what's some of the things that y'all just absolutely.
hate as women.
I just hate insecure men.
Oh, that's, oh, that shit.
That is the worst, right?
That is the worst.
Because that leads to lying.
Right.
That leads to all sorts of other things.
Right.
And we ain't got time for that.
Uh-uh.
I don't know.
There's too many females out here.
Like, if you want to act like a bitch, then I might as well be with a bitch.
Okay.
So, so, so, okay, what's the number one thing that turned you on about a guy?
Is it, is it first his look?
Is it his confidence?
Is it his, um,
his vernacular the way he might talk to you what is it because you know some people go off looks
some people like I'm not really good looks I'm more of a personality guy personality lady you know
what's what's most attractive to you as a woman I'll say personality personality and confidence
is so huge confidence in the bedroom confidence in regular life and then if it's to the point
where like I'm coming over to your place I don't want to be your mom I don't want to clean up
after you like you're a grown man
clean your shit up dude like
going into a guy if you're in your I'm
in my 30s now if there's like
a pub forest in your bathroom
maybe fix it got like I don't know
he probably had his lawn more he probably cleaned
up that's true that's true they need to
put a little vacuum attachment on the end of it next
but it's just like it's like such a red
flag for if it could ever be something
serious like he's not going to
change so if you're being a dirt bag all the time
it's like grow up a little bit and be confident
I guess I don't know
I agree what you're saying
Absolutely
So is how much does looks play a part
Yeah you can't be no ugly motherfucker
For walking around with me
I'm just saying hot breath
And all that like if you cute
And you got hot breath
Oh I'm gonna argue
Because we're not about to do this
I hate hot breath
You see all the mince I had in the front
Like you're trying to have a conversation
That's why when my man Slim said someone to you back down
Like you're like
I was like damn bro your shit is booed
His shit is booming.
No, but I really hate men.
You said slim.
Your breath is slim.
I hate a man with hot breath.
Like, oh, my God.
A female's too, because I'm real quick.
Like, your breath stink, bitch.
Don't try to have this conversation with me.
That falls in, like, hygiene.
Like, be a grown man.
Like, a lot of guys are hard on women for themselves,
but they don't take care of their own hygiene.
Wash your balls.
Brush your teeth, floss every now and then.
Wash that out.
Like, Danny.
Wash that ass.
Yeah.
Well, you know, for me.
Yeah.
Wash that ass, Slim.
Watch that ass.
Slip trying to get some top from the back
You better wash that ass
Top for the back
He liked that top for the back too
That's his thing too
He got slip to roofie too
I don't
Oh you like that too huh
Yeah he liked the whole truth
He'll keep up
Like
For me I like
Toot to have
You know the bald eagle
Right
Maybe a landing strip at the most
You don't like a little forest
Sometimes
No I don't like no fucking forest
When it get wet
No
I'm just saying that's my throwback shit
I don't really like a forest
Like when they get wet
That's like the old
From back in the day
Poor and old Jones
Yeah
She'd be bushed out afro
Bro my father's been in jail too
So I didn't
I didn't found his collection
The DVDs
What did he have?
What did he have?
Bro it's like
You see like back
You probably got some
You know what he's
In the stars that was in him?
No
I ain't really
Like anything was bushed out
Right
It was bushy
Yeah he's a legend
And then you know
Like back in the days
With the brazy
Tell your pop he's a real one
It's he's pointy and shit
And then the panties
Look real like
Funny looking
Yeah we ain't got time
You tell your dad
he ruined. Why, because he got old-ass porn. He owned it down.
He's a historian, man. He's a porn story. He's keeping this shit alive, man.
DVDs, yeah, he keeping it alive. He just called your papa pouring his story.
He got that old shit, man. I know he got like Ebony Eyes in there, Janet Jackney and all that
shit. Do you all enjoy watching pornos as women?
Yeah. Yeah. I was just watching porn in my desk.
What?
Damn. She ended in at work.
Yeah, no.
What's your favorite?
No, I only do that in the summertime when I got dresses on.
I can't do that with my pants on, man.
What's your favorite?
What's your favorite?
What do you like to watch most on porn?
I'm weird.
I like watching.
Like, what turn y'all on is one?
I like, because they don't never admit what's turning on.
Do y'all be like, I guess need to see a huge dick.
No.
I don't need to.
Like, watching a huge dick don't turn me on.
Okay, because for us, for us, we want to see some ass.
No, yeah, same.
You want to see.
I like watching.
Fat ass or something.
I go out of categories.
I'm like, ain't,
All right, I already did enough for that.
What's your favorite website?
Which one?
X and XX or PornHub.
Oh, you know.
You know which ones is up.
Now, I'm just saying.
Go check my search bar.
There's like five different ones up there.
It's Porn Hub, and I talk about him on the radio all the time.
I have a favorite, yeah, it definitely is.
I have a favorite porn star that I've talked about, and he tweeted at me a couple weeks ago,
because I talked about him so much.
His name is Owen Gray.
He's a wiry-ass little white dude.
He's covered in horrible tattoos.
looks like kind of sickly, he's got a monster dung.
And he's not what he looks like.
It's his confidence.
He walks in there, takes the lady by the neck, and just goes to town.
Oh, you like the burglary.
You like burglary sex.
Do you the break in?
Shut up.
Come here.
Grab you by your mouth.
Shut up.
Go in the room.
He's just that confidence.
It's that big dick energy where he's just confident.
But he also cares if the lady gets up.
He's work.
He's playing the air guitar.
He's not selfish.
He's not selfish.
She like that BDE.
Okay.
So let me ask you all.
A question.
Y'all on vacation.
Y'all having girls'
trip on vacation.
Who's somebody you absolutely love?
A guy.
Like, say, is it an celebrity or...
Celebrity?
It could be a woman. It could be Beyonce. It could be anybody.
Somebody that you absolutely love.
I'm going to say Rihanna.
Rihanna. Okay. What about you?
It's a really good answer.
I'll eat that shit from the best.
that, side, all that.
I think.
I'm on a big Lizzo kick right now.
You're like Lizzo.
You're going to sit on that face.
But what I'm saying is somebody that you also was attracted to, like, oh, my God, I love
Matthew McConaughey.
Oh, okay, okay.
I love Adam Levine.
Oh, my God.
You know what I mean?
Somebody like that.
What's Jude Law?
That's a random one, but I just saw him in a tabloid the other day.
He was in, I don't know, he's kind of older.
That's not a good answer.
I mean, if it's good for you.
So, yeah.
Exactly.
So would you say he's one of your favorites?
Yeah, I think so.
Okay, so you got a town on a girl's trip.
You're down at the bar.
He walks up.
Rihanna walks up.
You're like, oh, shit.
Sit down right beside you.
Oh, perfect gentleman.
Rihanna's perfect.
You're all sitting here.
You're all vibing.
So where are you from, girl?
Two hours go past.
Look up.
Oh, my God.
Three hours.
hours go past.
We still sit here.
We didn't have about 7, 8, 9, 11 drinks.
We talk about everything.
You're in a relationship, though.
He ain't there.
He's not there.
You're married.
You don't even got to be married, but you're in a relationship.
Right.
And Judd is like, he only.
Oh, I'm cheating.
I'm cheating.
I haven't even going to lie to you.
I'm cheating.
And I'm going to call you right after.
And I'd be like what?
Well, how the phone going to happen?
Baby, I cheated.
What's you going to tell him, but?
On 8, Rihanna, pussy.
I cheated.
I'm sorry.
And he was like, why don't he call me?
Yeah.
I'm like, well, we can't pay the time, boom, but I still cheated.
I'm just like, you know, right now.
Yeah.
I feel like Rihanna, if I was like, it was Rihanna, it would be cool.
I don't even think it would matter, like.
Wait, so you think if it was Idris Alba, it wouldn't matter.
Well, for her, yeah.
I just fucked Idris Alba.
I cheated.
I suck the love off his dick.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not putting my mouth on random people's dick, so.
You're lying.
Let me say it was your
Alba.
No,
I'm talking.
Rihanna,
she's different.
I don't know about who she's off.
Wait, you just put your lips
on a random vagina.
But it's Rihanna.
Like,
come on,
it's Rihanna.
But there's some people would say
that's Idra's Alba.
Yeah.
Or some people would say that's Judd Law.
Some people would say,
it's you law,
actually.
She said,
I'm switching it.
He comes in with a wheelbarrel.
He comes in with a wheelbarrel.
You're definitely going to the room.
Oh,
I'm cheating.
Y'all, dare I say Yolo.
I mean, is it.
Is it kind of the, like, if only for one night,
Luther Vandross mentality, like, if only for one night.
You give me my father, Bob, stop it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, you're old, you're old.
On that bullshit.
Do you play the music, like the flow jams?
You like music being played?
No.
He wasn't a big.
He's playing.
He got a whole mix.
He got a playlist.
He played a fucking show jam.
Now, you look like you got a whole playlist.
First of all, let me just tell you something.
I got a call when he was.
was in prison.
He lying.
He's lying on it.
He always said, I'm lying.
I got a call when he was in prison, and they was like, your fucking cousin's up here tripping.
I said, why?
They said, every time it's time to get locked into the cell, we hear, I'm every woman.
Screaming out the cell from his radio.
He's lying on me.
I never did that.
Like, he was up to cell.
Anything you weren't done, baby.
I do it now.
I never done it.
Whoa.
Whoa.
But it's silly.
Hey, Sally was in there, whoa.
Slip over their life.
Yeah, he lived over there,
what do you say to a guy that was in the strip club?
I got slipped to Mickey and woke up in the hospital and his ass was hurting.
Wait, what?
What do you say about him?
He got slipped the roofie in the Mickey.
Can I see?
Damn.
Can I see that ass?
No.
But really, though, he had a hell of a lawsuit, right?
And he won his case.
He got a shitload of money.
And they weren't missing.
He woke up in the hospital.
His ass is official.
He was slipped a roofie and a Mickey.
That was a bit.
Don't you know how they had roof, Chris?
He was like the roof.
He woke up in the hospital, but they recovered him.
They recovered him from behind his bar in Philly called Woody's, the dumpster, and he was wet.
He was soaked in Long Island iced tea.
They said somebody dripped him in Long Island Ice tea.
So what do y'all think happened?
They made that act
And they peed on you a little
They peed on you a little
They peed on you a little
No, they said it was long island ice tea
They say it was pissed
Nah, it was this
They said it was long out of ice tea
Okay, so let me ask you all
One more question before we get out of here, right?
Who gives the best head?
White women or black women?
Black?
Team no teeth
Black
What?
Is that official?
Just hearing her talk
today. I'm like, you know what?
And I'm going to keep it all your girlfriends. You know all
the college experiences. I'm going to keep it all the way real.
I went to a 95% white
college. Shout out to
Cabrini.
You know what I always say.
I'm going to say, blowjobs
take rhythm, unfortunately.
For a lot of us white ladies. I'm going to keep it all the way
real. The best
head I've ever had other than
my wife.
No, you're saying hers better than your wife,
though. No, I didn't say that. I said the best head I had
other than my wife was a Caucasian woman.
No disrespect.
Yeah.
You see, don't do that.
I'm Puerto Rican and black.
I get crazy.
Listen, I'm just saying, listen, this girl
sucked my dick up to college,
and this was before my motherfucker
wife.
Let me tell you something.
The buffet she got you to shit this year.
I ain't get a fucking butt face.
She ate that booty like grocery.
He loved a buffet.
You ain't the nine either.
Yeah, all right.
I ain't got to the night.
He denied it.
Let me tell you something.
Because let me tell you some.
Everybody know.
is nobody's ever going to swipe their tongue across my ass like the credit card that's not going to happen
you hear me no visa master card didn't get no swipes wipe he's his tail feather what
she ate his tail feather that's why he loved her when i was in college you can't forget that
right no listen that was that was 40 years ago right but your wife is black so obviously you know
no no my wife is blazing no her her head comes from the korean side not the black side the
Caranza.
Yeah.
So what he's trying to say is...
No, I'm going to keep it all the way real because one thing I learned early in college,
it might not, it might be, it might be different now.
But I got to college.
I was one of the stars on a basketball team, contrary to what he's saying,
and I played on an online college.
He played the online basketball team.
Fuck, you're trying to get that.
Y'all played in the park in the weekends.
Right?
Or was it to be right?
No, it was University of Philadelphia County by way of the neighborhood.
Okay, okay.
But anyway, when I got it.
to college and they took
a kid that was coming straight from the ghetto
and they put me into
a pretty much all-white atmosphere
it kind of showed
me how at a young age
how
the white girls thought and how
the black girls thought
the white girls at the college was like
I'll suck
your dick but you can't
get no pussy and the black
girls was like we want it all
I ain't sucking your dick nigger but I'll give you
some pussy.
So it was like, wait, hold on, this shit's confusing.
Like, they'll suck your dick, but won't give you no pussy.
And because to them, I don't know if it's just the time I was in and in college,
but to the white girls, uh, dick suck wasn't nothing.
They were like, wait, you want to twirling?
Like, it was nothing.
I wouldn't do either, but I would put my finger in your asshole back to.
Oh, that was the big.
He likes that.
You want to check your oil.
You want to check my oil.
He wanted to check my fucking.
Slip over there.
You can check my oil.
Come in a slam.
Come in a slip.
Get over here.
He's like, I'm 2,000 miles over.
I don't know.
I think I need one finger, too.
I got you.
I need a little.
Slim over there.
I need spark plugs.
I need to do it.
A new muffler.
I think I need a tune-up as well.
Well, a little bit of spit.
But listen, it makes sure you give me a glass of water in the roofie.
Listen, how about videos?
How many videos?
videos yeah do you make videos
oh do I make them
yeah
and do you send them around
did you ever send them to do
do you ever let any of your
your boyfriends or your partners film you
I don't
and then when you broke up with them
did you think I hope this shit don't come back
and back
we don't make the video on my phone
oh okay because I was about to say
you know you blow up
that next year you know he threw you right out there
yeah I'm good you hear me
I got a couple videos
couple huh
I got a couple photos
floating around up there
I don't know where they're going to wind up
but he never whipped his phone out and was like
oh yeah
oh get those nuts
get those salties
get the buffet
wait wait wait hold on put your pinky in
and get those softies
now I'm getting paranoid
I don't know
I don't think there's a couple
things out there
but no big deal
I was in the military, and so before my first deployment, I was with somebody, and so
he was also deployed.
We were going separate spots.
So before, it was those old iPods that you could take videos on.
So before we left, I was like, grab your iPod, fill up your spank, bang, let's go.
And so it was like, on his iPod.
We made, like, how old am I?
Oh, my God.
We made videos on his iPod that he could watch when he was deployed.
Yeah.
So how is that?
So he was out there watching that motherfucker.
He in the middle.
to brush.
Do you like guys that send slammer shots?
What's a slammer shot?
Dick Pick.
It's a dick pick.
Oh,
I'm picturing Pogs,
you would have the slammer.
I'm like,
is that when you just throw your balls
on the camera front or something?
Like,
what's a slammer?
Yeah, I want that.
Do you like dickpicks?
I think dickpicks are corny.
Yeah, I think dickpick's are corny.
I don't really like this.
Why are you sending you a picture of your dick full?
I'd see it in person.
I don't know.
I don't know.
And every now and then,
I'm like, I forget what it looks like.
How often do you have phone sex at all?
I love phone sex
You have to keep a relationship alive
If you want to
You got to
I'm talking about
I love it
Throw them legs back and go to town
Let me sit on the other side
DJ
Slap the dick off the phone
There you go
Slammer
Let me drop the phone
When I'm showing
The shower head
I like to climb that
You know the pole in the bathroom
Just like showing what he's working with
Like you see this
This is all for you daddy
I am poor
slim over it shaking
She got slim over it
She got slim over there shaking
I don't have that luxury
So
Wait you say you don't shower
No no
I said I'm a poor with a very old shower
That doesn't
Yeah I don't
Let me ask you a shower here
Have
You guys have
Backed out
On
On somebody like a person in a bank robbery
Like he takes clothes off
And you're like
No, it's not going to happen.
You know what?
Hold on for one second, bitch.
Text me, somebody died so I get the fuck out of here.
I have.
Yeah.
Same.
Yep.
Yep.
So, okay, have you ever been out there?
Have you ever like, okay.
Now I'm talking about when I say that, I'm talking about you actually seen the work and was like, uh.
You know, I'm good?
I'm not even going to.
This dick is, this knick is all balls.
You know that Halloween game where they put some holes in the box and they put like pine cone and spaghetti noodles?
And you have to reach in without.
And you're like, whoa, can you pull your hand back out?
I had one where I was like, oh, no, not today.
Wait, did you ever pull his pants back up after you pulled it down?
I was just on, I was like, have you ever ran from a dick that was too big?
Like, where'd I go?
I'm cool.
I'm good.
You're not putting that in here.
Where the fuck is that going?
That's a full grown baby.
No, I haven't, but I.
She said, nope.
She's like, I'm dreaming of that day.
She's like, I'm dreaming of the monster.
Still waiting.
Still waiting.
Now, listen, is a hand job consider sex?
Yeah.
Yeah, if you call them, yeah.
Yeah, because that's how I lost my virginity.
So that was, I just wanted to miss.
To a crackhead, too.
To a crackhead back in 86.
I was a girl I was kissing.
He lost his virginity to a crackhead that he paid four rocks for it back in 86.
She dranked him of her.
She did everybody in the head, dog.
She got you right out of the way.
She was like, let me get you out the way first.
Slim got a pregnant.
He got a peasant.
He's the only one who's hitting the raw.
He's quiet, but I feel like he's the craziest one of all.
Yeah, he is.
He's a wild man over there.
That's Ruthie.
That's Ruth mixed.
It's always the quiet ones.
You got to sleep the roozy.
The quiet ones is the freakyest ones.
Oh, yeah, buffet bowl.
Yeah, you eat it from the back, Slim?
No.
Oh, you ain't living.
No, he said, eat it from the back.
No, I get eating from the back.
I don't do no eat
Why don't you got to tell everybody
I don't do no eat
I'm still scoop it though
It's right
It don't matter
Okay
The buffet
So before we wrap this up
Because I feel like I'm having so much fun
With y'all ladies right now
I really don't want to wrap this conversation up
Because y'all are
No no I got a good question
What
how often do y'all lie about your body count
I don't lie
that was a weird laugh
What's your body count then
You fucking lie
What a guy?
With guys
Or women included
With everybody
All right so
No with guys
I've only been with two guys
I've only been with two guys
I've only had two sausages in your whole life
Yeah
What fuck is you staring at me like that
I'm serious
Slim is like
Slim is like
Girls lie about their body count all day
She eat ass
I sure do
Look
This is why though
But look this is why though
I can't believe this shit
But look this is why
She only had a two
Slim gym pack
You know they come from
Two of them in the pack
She only had a pack of Twix
She's talking on here
Like she
Yeah
Like I'm a pro
I'm not a pro
But like I know what I'm doing
Oh
But I'm a virgin though
I don't got to lie about my body count.
Well, females, that's a different
situation.
Okay, okay, but okay.
So,
all women,
when they talk about their body clown,
they'd be having a couple
motherfuckers, they're not claiming, right?
Because that was a horrible experience,
and that was only an hour of my life.
I'm not claiming you in that hour, nigga.
You fucked up.
That was the worst.
How many dudes you're not claiming?
She only been with two.
I only been with two.
Okay, so how many women you're not claiming?
Were you like, I'm not claiming that bitch
I ain't claiming none of no bitches I'm just saying
Oh so you only had two partners in your life
Yeah I'm not yeah I'm not I'm not claiming not about you
How many how many you're not claiming?
I am only claiming men who got me off without me having to help at all
So I am still a virgin
I never have sex
Actually it would be around two
If I genuinely counted that way
So you never had a guy get you off without you helping
I feel like there's a huge guys need to like step up their game
Yes
And if you're not asking a woman what she likes while you're in bed, you are wrong.
Do you like this? Do you like that? What do you like? Show me. It's not embarrassing to ask.
Do you think my wife like when I lick from where it's pink the way it's stink?
For sure. She likes that.
Yes, probably.
Because when I'm doing it, I just see them. They be like this. They'm low of my fucking holy.
That's why we do it.
They be like this. Because you look hungry.
The next thing you know, we're going to show you what you want. You want to eat that ass.
The next thing you know, you just see the juices, percolating.
The motherfucker.
just start running all out of you.
This nigga looking hungry right now.
Slim over their blushing.
Some 20 plus years, then you better eat that ass like a snack.
Start teaching seminars.
Spread the good word.
Right, because guys are slacking.
Back up.
Back up, back up, Kate.
You ain't give up your body count.
How many contacts you had?
You got to see, you got to change.
Well, again, I was in the military as a woman.
Did you do a lot of crazy shit in the military?
Which is like shooting a barrel.
I mean, I'm easily in New York City.
and a half in a dark bar.
I was an Afghanistan 11.
You know what I mean?
There wasn't much around, so it was hot but I'd never.
I didn't know anybody on deployment, but, yeah, I was a, I'm going to keep it to myself
because I'm a lady.
Okay.
But you had your day.
And the teens.
Yeah.
You had your day back when you, you sound like when you, she felt like when she first went
to the army, she went to the army, she was her mind.
She was like, I grew up Christian, and wait, wait, was it Catholic?
No, you know what it was.
It wasn't the military.
It was when I first went to college right out of high school
because I was super overprotected.
And then all of the time, I went off to college and I was like, oh, my God.
She was like, meet me in my room, Billy.
Yeah.
What's wrong with you?
Get here.
Come here.
Come here.
She was like, Mama never told me about this.
I just wanted to fake it for everyone.
She was like, Mommy never told me about this.
College guys have no idea what the hell they're doing for the most part.
So you just faking it?
Yeah, it was just meaningless, stupid, yeah.
So you fake moan and just try to get them off?
Yeah, I did a big thumbs up, lady.
They would look up and this is what they see.
All right.
We're all good.
She said to big thumbs up, Lee.
Is anything that gets a guy off?
You're good, buddy?
Yeah, I'm good.
Hey, well, listen, right?
This is a million dollars worth of game.
We truly appreciate y'all tuning in each and every week.
We never have women on the show.
So, you know, Wallow just came up with the bright idea of the snatch two women from Birx & Barstool while we're here.
And we're just going to talk about different.
So we want to commend you, ladies, for just coming on a spare of the moment because y'all didn't even have no idea.
Y'all's about to do this shit.
But Wallow's crazy.
And before we leave, do you all have any messages for Slim?
About life, about getting slipped to roofie.
Like, you're going to slip to roofie life.
Yeah, I need to see that butthole.
I want to see if it's really loose.
Like, did they violate you?
Did they violate you seriously?
I need to know, because they've roofied you.
You don't sound convincing at all.
I didn't heard about it enough.
I'm like, I'm convinced.
There's no truth to that.
Don't believe it.
Wait, so did you get roofied, though?
He disappeared for three days.
Wake up.
They discovered he received a police report.
It was all loud.
They discovered him behind a bar called Woody's,
Woody's in Philly.
He was wet from,
they dressed him along out,
and his jeans was ripped.
His dreams was ripped,
but all this,
his money.
Anything was still his money and anything.
He just was in pain.
And his jeans was ripped.
And when he woke up in the hospital,
he was singing,
he was singing his raining man.
That's what he was saying.
Hey,
so this is another episode
of me and I was ripping game.
I go by the.
name of gilly the king on wallow 267
Katie Dixler
damn I'm a cock sucker
I don't know I gotta outshan you
because you know oh so she said
the dicks slay what slim name
the roofless roofie
The roofless roofie
I can't
loose assholes
They call it Lucy they call it Lucy
They call it Lucy
Can I get a Lucy?
Hey
But I appreciate you all tuning in
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