Million Dollaz Worth Of Game - Episode #16 - #ShelfLife

Episode Date: July 30, 2019

On today’s Episode Gillie confronts Wallo about his lengthy Bathroom Breaks after Tudie overhears him exercising his Toilet Tugging Techniques (5:45).“Where Ya @ss was At?” (10:39)R.N.A. & The Illusion of the Street Game (15:29)Cakes on the Lizzine (24:25)Shelf Life (33:21)Ex-Sheet Nxgga: Dev speaks on maneuvering about as an unarmed & rehabilitated Boy Of The Night (40:00).Should HipHop have Sub-Genres (43:20)?Stories From A Cell: Flash Gordon (48:45)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mworthofgame

Hey, million dollars worth of game listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Right. If you're a real one, can you be about your business? Time to admit ain't out no money, bitch don't put my name up in it, all I do is Stacko, fall back, stack go, ball back, stack go, fall back, stack go, fall back. You know, I smoke that bombs till that back would up.

Fin it's in that black on black Ferrari bitch I push into the limit All I do is Zacko Fall back Back back Back back Back back

Back though Yeah You're now tuned into Million dollars River game I'm Walo 267 Right here you had Gilly the Nutt No no no

No no no That's our producer Dev nasty Come on Come on man Stop Listen I'm Gilly the king No use a nut All right

No no just using nut You call me Gilly Again I guess what's going to happen Right there are producer The nasty. The nasty man. The nasty man. The nasty man.

The dirty gray. I'm the nasties. First of all, this is a million dollars worth of a game. And today is presented by Springfield, Hyundai. Listen, man, no credit. No problem. If you got credit problems, and listen, man, you know, you got some problems with credit, credit challenge, whatever that stuff called.

You know all that credit stuff that they talk about when they just be talking about credit, credit, credit, credit, credit, credit. They talk about all that credit. Listen, if you've got a job and you credit, this little challenge, listen, they're going to hook you up. You're going to be driving. You might court the bus there, but you're going to get. get a ticket on the way because you're going to be flying out of there with your new car.

That's what it's about. So let me ask you a question. So you're saying if you don't have no credit, you can go there and get a car? I don't know what no credit mean. When I came on from the joint, I didn't have no credit, right? No, but I had credit because I went there and they said there was a number. It was like $500 or something. So I had credit.

Oh, you did? Did you get a car from there? No, I wasn't driving because I didn't have my license. I went and took my driver's test. I felt like four times. I didn't even read the book because I was freestowning. I knew they had signs. I was like, damn, I know that sign.

I've seen that sound. So let me ask you a question now. How was the customer service there? The customer service is outstanding, it's extraordinary, and is memorable. But what's important is this. Why? This was important. The thing is, listen, they don't just have Hyundai's in Springfield Hyundai.

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Anything. Where they located? What do you mean where they locate? Springfield, Hyundai. In Springfield, Pennsylvania. Oh. Oh, okay. You see the information right there.

You don't see it on the screen? Right here. It's right there on the screen. You don't see that number? 8449 drive now. You don't see that? I see it. But listen, if you like to eat Languini and the Lamborghini,

they can get the Lamborghini for you. Oh, okay. They might even get you a jet. I talk to the people that I know some people that know some people, and I'm not saying that I know some people that I know some people, but I know some people that might know some people that might know some people. In Springfield-Hine, they know them people that I might know. So that's all that matter.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm just saying that. Wait, wait, wait. Okay. What the fuck did you just say? What I said is 8, 4, 4, 9, drive now. That's what I said, and that's what I was trying to say. What's that?

But I had to, that's Springfield-Hende. That's a number that's on the screen, but I'm just saying it. And I'm not saying what I'm saying, but I'm saying that because I know some people that know some people, and they know some people that get you the car and you can be driving that day. You're going to get a ticket that day when you go and get your car because you're going to be shocked that you didn't have the credit that you thought you needed to get a car and you got a car and you got a car and you got a car and why you go there. So if you go there, you're going to leave happy. You're going to leave super happy.

You're going to speed out, and you're going to get a ticket. And they're not responsible for your ticket. That's the claim. Sproulout is not responsible. Does that you your license of registration? It's going to be like, whoo, what's going on?

Excuse me, officer. Why would you bowed over? You know, why would you speed it like that? Oh, I'm just so happy. I'm excited. I got a car. Okay. And give me your license of registrations.

You know you're getting a ticket. Don't move! You know, it gets crazy. I don't know. He had a jail flashback. He had a flashback. You're cool, because? Yeah, I'm cool.

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You're my mother Jackie. You're just a nut. You're just a nut. That's your problem. You're a nut. See that? When I did this, that means I pulled back.

All right. When I bring it in like dancing. Okay. Let me tell you something. That means, I spared you. Stop hitting me with them rusty ass fingers. They hard as shit, them cook 82,000 packs of oodles and noodles. Man, them bitch is rusty, man.

For real. And they really be digging at my shoulders when you do that shit. All right. Yeah, you see that? Put some respect to my name. All right. Who is you? Put some respect in my name.

Okay. Yeah. Let's get it. Oh, man. You want me put some respect to me? I'm about to put some respect with your name right now. Put some respect on my name. Okay.

Let me ask you this question. Should wallow be let back into my household? Why? I'm always in his crib. I love his couch is legendary. He got a legendary couch. I love living. I love sleeping on his couch.

What do you do? The nigger was in my downstairs bathroom for 25 minutes. You're lying. That nigga takes, do you take shit to everything? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I never was in your bathroom, the bathroom is right by the door, by the side door. Two came in the side door. That's one of my favorite bathrooms out here, right?

I got certain bathrooms that, like, I really enjoy, really sitting down in there. But that's one of the favorites, because it's comfortable. Listen, two came through the side door when she coming through the side door. Guess what she hears. Oh, no, fuck me. Oh, my God. She heard porn coming out of my bathroom. Come on, God.

Listen, listen, hold up, hold up. Can I say this? Can I say this? You lie, you lie, you lie, you lie. Come on, man. You don't do that. Don't put it. Don't put it on my name.

Don't put it over there. Now, who do you know that when they're using the bathroom? They're not looking at something on their phone? Do, why would you look at porn, though, bro? Yeah. No, no, that's... You jerk off on foreign soil? No, no, hold up.

No, no, hold up. He's lying. You're not coming in my crib no more, bro. Listen, listen, listen, I did not shoot my... Like, that's some nasty shit, man. I did not pull the trigger. What happened is, this is what happened. I'm just looking at something.

I'm scanning through my jaw and just so happened, you know, you scanned it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So you was on Instagram and ended up on porn, huh? No, no, it wasn't like that. It just was, I don't. And how are you cueing your piece about another nigga crib, but?

I told you, I didn't shoot my gun. I didn't put a trick. I didn't do that. Listen, he's lying on me. There's no evidence. Hold on. So how did you come across? Oh, my God.

But no, no, listen. No, no, listen. No, listen. No, listen. Listen, he thought he had some time, though, because I'm like, I'm about to go get in the shower. Tute wasn't it. He lied on me.

So he thought he had some time. He's like, I'm about to go to the bathroom, squeeze off real quick. You feel me? And then Tute came in. When she came in. I did not pull the trigger. I didn't do that that day. When she came in, she heard shit coming out of the back.

She's like, Gil, he's like, no, this wildo. She comes right upstairs like, yo, he isn't there watching porn. Oh, too. He didn't get out of there. I just get out of the show. I didn't do that, listen. She's like, you know, I don't know in watching porn hub. A porno?

That ex-N-X-N-X, Joan, you were talking about. That's the legend-and-X-N-X-N. That's the legend. That's the one you was watching. No, I don't know what I was watching, but it wasn't even like that. I think you're taking this out. You can't. Let me just. I did not pull the trick.

You're trying to ask you a question. Come on, man. Dev, is it total violation to cue your stick up at another nigger's trip? I did not do that, though. I didn't even touch. Listen, I ain't even, I'm just looking at it. I'm just looking at it like, he didn't shoot it. He just jerked on, but he never got to that point.

Like, I never climbed back. Don't count. Like, nigger was in there Too fucked. He might be in like this. Two said, Gil! He swallowed!

He put his gun back. Rehosted. He lying on me. I did not do that. Listen, I'm not listening. I ain't do it, man. I just didn't do that. She just heard, listen.

She was somewhere she wasn't supposed to be her or something. But she was in her house. What is you talking about? But why she ain't come through the front door? Why would she come through the door? Why she used the side door? Because she can use the side door. Because she can use the house.

whatever fucking door she would use. Listen, why do you have a front door and use the side door? Why do that make any sense? Why do that make any sense? Hold on. She wasn't supposed to be there.

Okay, hold on. Better yet, why she used the front door and she got a side door, why is you jerking off? I'm not joking. I wasn't jerking off. You got a woman. Like, it's flip-size that

to every head to the tail. I will say this. Why are you jerking off, you got a woman? I will say this. At this time, when I was doing it, I didn't have a woman. And I wasn't jerking off, but I was looking at it.

Hold on when you was doing it, But she wasn't doing it. I'm saying, when that happened, I'm just saying, I didn't say that. I'm just saying when that happened, I was not, I didn't have a woman at that time. But I wasn't doing that. But what's important is, why is you coming through the back door? You're not even supposed to be there, Tuddy. Why is you even coming to the back door?

So he's telling me, I'm out of pocket. How the fuck I'm out of pocket? First of you, I'm in the back of the crib. I'm not cured. I wasn't cured of my stick up. I wasn't even curing my stick up. I'm not, I'm not lying. He's lying on me.

Okay. And hold on, you was going wrong, no lotion. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Barbarian staff. He's going to spit in the hand. Wow. He's going old school spit in the ham. I didn't even do that.

You're one no lotion and that joint and nothing. Listen, I didn't do it. That nigga doing spit and soap. Listen, I ain't even do that. He's lying on me. Hey, then this might be even worse. I'm going to just say this, man. No, no, no, no.

Fuck that. She heard what she had. She heard what she shouldn't have heard because she shouldn't have been when she was at. Okay, let me tell you so. That's all I'm saying. I ain't do nothing. I ain't up. We at his crid.

He ain't never catch me doing nothing to my crib because he don't be there. We at his crib. I mean, he could do that in his grid. We at his crick. He never, he's going to lie on me. I never did that. Listen, he never caught me doing that in my crib. We at his crid.

He pulled up. Yeah, I got to fucking use the bathroom, too. We go in that joint. He take a smash. I only got a piss. So as soon as he come out the bathroom, I'm like that man, you better not funked that joint up,

man, I got pissed like a motherfucker. I go in there. This nigga got the seat wrap with toilet paper. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. That's your crib?

Who wrapped the, who? First of all, first of all, first of all. Who wrapped the seat at the only? Nigel, you're not at the airport of the movies? First of all. You are home. First of all, first of all, let me just say this. You're in a violation for speaking about things that goes on in my domain.

That's number one. First of all, number two. Who wrapped the seat up? I don't know. Listen, hold up. Hold up. Hold on, hold on, first and foremost, I was, it was somebody living there before me.

I don't know what they asked was that. How do it, even though you clean the toilet. So what? I'm not going wrong. So you don't go raw on your own toilet. Why would I do that? So let me ask you a question. All of them shit you take at my house, you wrapped the toilet up?

I laced the shit out of toilet paper. So you'd be using up all the fucking toilet paper in here, nigga? I lace tallets up, man. Like, what's wrong with that? Like, you act like it's a big deal. Hold on, wait, hold. The worst than that is you took a shit and then your toilet paper was still on it. You left it there?

No, no, no, this is what happened. That's dirty. That's dirty. That's dirty. This is what happened. That's dirty. I'm going to wash my hands. He rushed me out of the bathroom.

Hold on. You left your toilet paper. He left the toilet seat laced. That's dirty. I got two bathrooms in my career. I got a two bad rooms. I thought he was going to go to the other one. Why is you?

But that one was all we upstairs. So what? So what? Why are you waiting for me? That's like just leaving your condom on the floor or something. You don't wrap the motherfucking toilet up. First of all. First of all, none of you, neither one of you two nuts is qualified.

They even speak in that department because y'all don't, y'all go bareback. Y'all bear back. No, I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't back the toilet at my house. You know why, all the asses that sit on the toilets at my house, I know them, and all them asses is clean asses. My daughter's ass, my daughter's ass, my son's ass, two these ass and my ass.

We all take showers every day. So these motherfucking asses is clean. We ain't got to wrap the toilet seat. But before y'all came to who asses was on? on them toilet. So who, wait, we got a brand new ass. Yeah,

we got brand new ass. A toilet don't cost that much, let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. So who are you afraid to catch something? Because only ass is being is you in April's ass. No, it ain't about that.

You don't trust April's ass? Wow. Do you not trust April shitter? This before. I'm asking you a question. Do you not trust April shitter? This ain't got nothing to do with her. This ain't got nothing to do with her.

So you trust her shoulder? Yeah. I'll lace the taller though. Just bleached that. You're only you good. No, no, I did that. That don't mean that. I'm just used to lace a toilet.

Why don't you just buy a different toilet seat? You don't even got to buy a new toilet. I'm going to buy that different tallest suit. I'm going to lace it. Like, I'm not barebacking. Just because y'all just out here just putting your, put your cheeks in the way. So you're kind of like a nigga that married to a woman for 20 years and wear a condom still.

Y'all too got community cheeks. Y'all too. Y'all too much to be anywhere. Y'all just put your cheeks anywhere. I'm not doing that. I ain't listen, man, fuck do you be community cheeks. I ain't got no CCs. I don't know what the fuck to look about.

You're just barebacking. Hey, let me tell you some wild cowboys shit, man. You're crazy. That was some wild cowboy shit. You're crazy. Like, they bear back in toilet shit. Like, come on, man. Y'all, there was some wild cowboy shit.

Like, y'all got community cheeks. I'm just saying, y'all bear back and shit. Not on duty. Y'all just sitting in cheek. Not on duty. Not on duty. Don't put your cheeks anywhere, man. Fuck as you talk about, no.

No, when we're out and about, I lace the toilet. When I'm at home, I'm not lacing my own fucking toilet at the crib. I don't know why. You're missing out. All right, let me tell you so. You miss it out. You miss it. You got you're missing out, man

Straight up This nigger wanted to be back in jail so bad He don't got nothing to do with him He still, his mentality is still You still put a sheet up in the bathroom No, I don't do that He still think he had Dallas the Pink Palace You home

You at Wallace Palace You ain't that You ain't at Dallas the Pink Palace no more You're at Wallace's Palace Like loosen up champ For real Yeah I mean Hey to all my young kids out

Community, right. Community cheeks. I ain't got no CC. You stop fucking playing me, though. Hey, listen. C.C. Gil. They listen. C.C. D.C. D. C. D. Hi. I'm C.C.

Hi, with a C. Hey, fuck as you talk about, we, B, B, B, B and C C C C. Hey, he's trying to call us B, B and C C C C brothers. Bear button, community cheeks. Community cheeks. What does you talk about? Community cheeks. We ain't BB and CC bear butt in community cheeks.

Come boy, man. Hey, listen, listen, man. Let's talk with some real shit now, man. Oh, man. Because the crime rate in Philadelphia is unbelievable right now. Everywhere, man. I want to tell my young guys this. Do not fall a victim to the RNA.

What's that? Real nigger act. Oh, man. You know, everybody. Like, I'm a real nigger. He's a real nigger. Would you like to be a real nigga, too? Right.

I'm real. I'm tough. Ooh. Most niggas be fucking clowns. Ooh, I'm real. I'm a real nigga. I got something to prove for no reason. I got a gun eye.

Ooh, I'm real. Oh, I'm a faceballed up. Ooh, I'm big. I just get a jail bit. Ooh. I'm a real. Hey, they're the worst, though. Oh, yeah.

They're the worst. The ones that come home from jail and think they tough just because they did some jail. They're in jailed. Just because they got. court. No, you know what's amazing. I haven't been in jail with dudes, right? They came to jail for selling like a little, going hand-to-hand, get like a two-year sentence, you know, selling

little, little packages. The little stuff. He was the PG, the package guy. I'm talking about just the guy that's on the corner, selling the dollars pocket, going hand-to-hand, trying to take over the white man's land, whatever. The P-G? Yeah, him. The package guy. So, listen, the guy that was selling the R&Bs, the rocks in the bag, or whatever. And they'd go to jail, right? They might walk the yard a couple times with somebody from their neighborhood. That was a big-time

drug dealer. And then they come home, and then they whole thing who down here selling they ain't going to be doing that ain't oh you were selling packs before you went to jail you're not no big time drug dealer right now all of a sudden you come on be talking about what somebody's not going to be doing in the neighborhood you're trying to get relocated by the relocators the relocators that's going to send you to have with them fire with them with them with them with them firecrackers that's going to light you up like the 4th july because dudes do that everybody you know what's crazy about jail everybody not everybody but a lot of people go to jail and all of a sudden they're bigger than who they was before they came to jail right right and they mine on the crime right I did a now I'm a guy I was a kingpin right no you was a hand-in-hand guy right you're in your whole drug career you probably sold a total of 330 bags of dope that's it yeah then you got locked up three four times and they got to realize that people that's not like in the street we don't give a fuck about chat but your whole fucking storyline anyway okay see right that's a good perspective that's a good perspective and the whole thing is about what is you trying to sell to me why is you selling that you're real why is people like people got understand this young boys is out there

I just want to say this for the record. I think the dude that was a real motherfucking nigger was the dude that when I was out there doing the dumb shit that said, you know what? I'm not going to do the dumb shit Walo going to do. And he kept his ass out here for 20 years when I was sitting in the cell for 20 years. He's the real dude. Don't look at me

as I'm real because I was in jail. That was some dumb shit. Me doing 20 years. That was some dickhead shit to be sitting in jail for 20 years. That don't that's not a badger honor. That's not something that you be like, oh, I'm real because I was in jail. I'm real than you.

You're not real because you didn't sit in jail for years, beat your dick and share a cell with a man and put your family through struggle and be away from your kids. Being away from your kids is a real nigga. Right. Yeah, they need to add that. If they got a real nigga act,

how about your niggas add being a fucking father into the real nigger act? Since niggas, niggas got shit to say about anything else, snitching and all that, but niggas are chill with a nigga that don't raise his kids, leave his kids out here in the motherfucking jungle.

How about y'all niggas start treating them niggas like fucking snitches. That's what y'all need to do. Let me say this. No, no. Oh, whoa. Let me just say something for everybody. I was in jail for 20 years. All that snitching shit, people talk about that. But I just seen over 150 statements from all type of people that people thought was

this down the third. Oh, he's a real one. He's a real one. I thought, niggas. Because this is how going to ghetto. He told? This is how going to get out. And then you come back to the streets.

Nobody even care they told. Nobody does that shit. Listen, that shit is all illusion. All that rat shit. That's illusion. Because if you get on the streets, you get some money, nobody gives a fuck. Right. The dudes don't give it.

The dudes, even the dudes are supposed to be real niggas. A lot of dudes don't give a fuck. I'm not speaking for everybody, but a large number of people, they don't give a fuck if you come back and you know to get your money. So dudes be fun.

Oh, you got to be real. You got a rat. Don't tell on your ass. It's sad, but it is the reality of it. And the reality of it is real to me is recognizing everybody ain't loyal. That's deep. Say that again, please.

Recognizing everybody ain't loyal. Bring that beat back. Say that again. Recognizing everybody. Ain't loyal, nigger. See, that was gangster. That's why I got to get DJ under my name. And let me tell y'all young ins this.

Y'all living by this. That's my day one. That's, oh, that's my man. That's my right hand. Well, day one is like the first of every month, right? I don't know. Because let me ask you a question. That's all to me.

Seven out of ten times when you go to jail, who tell on you? They won't, because they know everything. They wouldn't know everything. Yeah. Listen, they know when you shout him, where you put the gun at? Yeah, because he was chilling. He was over to me, crib.

What happened is he, what's name? They seemed to look through the blinds. Boo-boo was out there. So, Mike, he grabbed the gun. Listen, the gun was under the couch. Yeah, as soon as you go on the door, right on the door, left of the door, that couch. Right there. Not the first, not the second zone.

Right there, he grabbed the gun from under the caps. It had a black, it had a black, uh, do-rag on the gun. What you mean the duress? No, it was wrapped in a wave cap. Okay, all right. So they break the whole joint down. They know everything. So let me tell you something, man.

The streets ain't where's that, man? Don't let nobody. Youngbloods. Do not let nobody finesse you out of your freedom. And how are you thinking that you're going to be realer or that you're going to get these millions of dollars? You're not going to get rich. That's not going to get rich.

Not at all. That's one in the mill. You're not going to get rich. Don't think you're going to be able to beat jail or you going to beat somebody shooting your ass. That's not going to happen. Something is going to happen to you. And stop watching the fucking movies and all of that shit

thinking that shit going to end up like. that i just lost a family member i don't want to go too much into it but niggas be watching these movies and getting hyped off of this shit and trying to live that shit out and you don't get nothing from it let me tell you something you never end up the drug dealer with the big house on the hill you end up the drug dealer in camp hill yeah camp hill and that's a president in pennsylvania but you're going to end up on the hill because most jails is in the hill and you know and all type of uh rural mountains they're on the hill you're going to be up on the hill right so at the end of the day.

And Shacko's eating macros. Oh, I like that. That was deep. Because macros, listen, you know what I liked about macros? I used to, when I used to make my dirty rice and all that stuff, I just pull all the macro juice in it because it flavors the noodles and the rice. And just put a little bit of water in there, my seeds and my green peppers and onions. And I drop it in my stinger.

And when it dry, it's just that flavor, that macro juice. Ooh, that's something else. Oh, okay. Yeah, but go ahead. That's when he was the chef up north. You know, he always had his flashbacks when he was a chef of north. And y'all just want to say, I graduated from Culinary Orange School.

I did. I did. I was a legend. Let me tell you someone. When you came out here, if you was to put that on a fucking resume, they wouldn't get fuck. I'm not going to say,

I'm not going to say, hold on, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, if you want to go get a job and you put that on a resume, graduate from culinary school, what school did you graduate from?

Gradus Ford University. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They like, ah. No, no, no. I'm not going to. to say, listen, I'm so smart. I'm not going to say the jail. But if I would, I would, I'm going to say the county that's the jail.

Oh, yeah, what county is it? I'm saying to myself, county from community county. Oh, yeah, I got that from what's the name county. Yeah. I was in that county when I got it. I might have been in jail, but I was in that county, right? That's all that matter. And me, I'm the type of dude.

I'm not the super cool dude. I'm the dude that I'm going to go into a restaurant because the restaurant industry is one of the Swedish industry. I'm going there. If I got to do dishes, whatever, I'm going to move up to where it's I'm going to be the regional manager, all in restaurants, wherever I'm at. I'm a legend like that.

I'm a workhorse. I know, and I'm going to keep it always real. You being a workhorse like that in prison, almost got your fucking eyes black with that old hair. Sit the fuck down. Yeah, always did tell me. What's the fuck as you doing? You're trying to embarrass us.

You're cleaning everything up in one fucking day. Nick, you've got 20 years. Sit the fuck down. Fuckers around black your fucking eyes in here, man. He didn't say that. He didn't say that. He said that what I was saying it because he told me, young black, come in, man.

Sit the fuck down. He said a bunch of stuff with that. He told up a black your fucking eyes No, a bunch of stuff was rapping into the way he said Sit the fuck down somewhere Oh shit Everything is everything's on line So nigga you're making us look bad

Yeah he didn't say that part But he just said Fuck Nick I've been cleaning this shit up for 20 years I ain't never cleaned this whole shit up in the day You run around here doing everybody else Fuck a job Sit your monkey ass down Man for I black your fucking eyes

Oh yeah by the way Everybody that's everybody young boys I know y'all be out there And everybody come home like they're tough in jail A lot of dudes don't be tough in jail That's not that's not the case Like I'm one of the few dudes is going to give you the real, the real, what happened in jail and, like, really what

it is. I wasn't tough. I wasn't, my own business. I had a couple people I kicked it with, and that was it. I wasn't no tough dude running around on all this other shit. Hey, like you spoke on that. Everybody tough. Everybody's fucking tough to come on from jail, and everybody just real.

And it is not like that. I love the fact that you spoke on that because back in the day for y'all that don't know, Walo got locked up at 17 years old. He got sentenced to 20 years in prison. 20 to what, 50? 19 and a half to 52 years. Okay, 19 and a half to 52 years. Okay.

Cool. When he won and he was 17, about, I don't know how many months it was, maybe four months, maybe six months into his bid. You know, he called home. Now, on the streets, on the streets, we had never spoken no type of fucking codes and none of that shit. We had our slang, oh, we had slings, but we didn't have no codes. Don't add no, don't read me.

It sounds like a story. So, he called. I see it. He's a fucking, I pick up, right? I see, you know, this is a, you know, CF, CF, you know, whatever, we're, okay. It wasn't a CFC, if I was upstate then. Oh, oh, yeah, he was up state there.

Oh, yeah, okay, he was at Dallas, the Pink Palace. This is Dallas the Pink Palace. Call from Wildo, do you accept? Yeah, okay, bam, I accept. Soon as I pick up this nigga talking in codes. He said, yo, kizzoz, I might got a sharp of my swizzle or kiss eggs on a lizine. I said, what?

He said, because I might got a sharp of my swizzle or the kiss aches on a lizine. I said, what the fuck are you talking about? Because that niggas on the Lizzine. No, I had to code things because I wasn't trying to tell him because the security of the jail would be listening to the phone. So I had to code because I wasn't trying to... Turn into E40 real quick. No, listen, I wasn't trying to tell on somebody

who could you tell on somebody who's speaking on the phone to your people's. Could the security be listening and they go locks in my life? Didn't he say, I don't know. Gay Bizzle will look like he know how to Bizzox. Cakes on a Lizzo. I said, what? He said, gay Bizzle or not look like he know how to Bizzox. Cakes on a Lizzo.

I still didn't understand what he was talking about. So, in the regular term. So in regular term, he said, because I might got to sharpen my sword because my ass is on the line. Gay ball looked like he know how to box. Listen, I'm going to just say this. The gay boy spoke to me.

I was scared to death after that. I said, oh, shit, my cake's on the line. He threw the tester out of these. But he spoke to you how? He just spoke to me. He said, how you doing? He said, how you doing, Q-Tip? So, like, on some, like, like Snowball?

He was about to snow. No, whoa, come on. No, no, no. He didn't say, listen, the boy spoke to me, and I knew it was danger. I knew how to identify danger. I said, oh, shit. I went to hollad at my old man. He said, he said, what's the name?

I talked to. I got that shit. Don't worry about nothing. You're taking too long. But what was his demeanor when he did it? Was it like a feminine or was that hard body? Listen, listen. Listen, he said,

Mm-mm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. How you doing cute tip? He didn't say all that. He didn't say all that. He didn't say all that. spoke, I was scared to death. Listen, I'm not even going to hold you. He hit him with them.

I wouldn't have a, I wouldn't have a, I wouldn't got a, I wouldn't got a swore. And I'll tell you why, because I only had a couple options, right? I had a couple options. Because this dude, this dude was a, you know, this dude was a, he was, he was a, he was a, he was a, he was a what? He was a monster in the gorilla. This month, he wasn't no joke. So, so, so my whole thing was this. I only had a couple options, like I told him.

It was only three options. Go get your sword, and if he'd come at you again, stabbing. Mm-hmm. Or take lockup. That's it. That was two options. Hold on, there was the third one.

Oh, it wasn't no third one. The third one was give up the ass. No, no. That's what they were to take. The third one was like, love, man,

just don't make it hurt, man. It just works to have me to become for you. Take lock up or. Or just be like, look, or get popped up. No, no, no, no. You had to take lock up or get popped up.

On my old head, on my old head, but listen, just the old twist. That's the old twist. I'm trying to put your old head. nigger was going to get you the hickies in the whole joke No that wasn't going to happen But this old joke

Hold on so So is the truth he walked up on you and said Nigger take lock up or get popped No he ain't say no that Listen Q tip Because listen This was not

This was not was going to happen Take lock up A get popped up It was not going to be a real rumble But you know why Because He wasn't going to have me So I said

You're not going to have me First of all Let me just say this If you would afford him and he had to beat you up, you're officially gay after that. No, no, no, no. If you're fighting him, you're gay. No, what?

Because listen, listen. Because I'm going to keep it around. If I'm in jail when I look over, I don't know what's going on. And you're in a homosexual board. It's a love triangle. Oh, they love while. They love. Oh, that's crazy.

Oh, you're talking about social to the public. See, Gil said before, like, a boy could knock you out and make you gay, but, like, I don't believe that. No, no, he can't make you gay. He just raped you. Listen, if you were in jail, no, he ain't got to do nothing to you. If you're in jail and you're fighting somebody is gay, You're gay. That's great.

Listen, that's going to hit the airwaves. Oh, yeah, the bull was in jail. Gilly was in jail fighting. Boy, yeah. And does somebody, listen, one thing about our community, people always put, they always do, they always, they always remix everything. Oh, yeah, Gil was fighting the boy. Damn, what happened?

No, the bull walked up to Gill and said, damn, you don't love me no more? Damn. And then they start, you like, yo. They go out. How the fuck that you don't turn the nigh old to me? This is your story. How the fuck he walked up on me, top of you don't love me? He walked up on you.

No, he said that to me. He told you he was going to hit it from the front. That's what he said. He said, I ain't even going to bid you up. I'm going to hit it from the front. He told you. He told you, he told me, they take a lockup of a nigga to get popped, though. Damn, it was spicy.

But what happened is, they got my old hair, like, a holiday. Listen. Well, hold on the game boy. He said, I'm going to hit him from the front street. You're like a woman. No, he lied. They didn't lie. Word up.

Yeah, David's lying. But listen, y'all both lie. But I'm going to say this, though. I'm going to say this, though. I'm going to say this. He called you wilded two, dick, seven. My old, my old head, listen, no, listen, listen. He said, you want to be wilded two dick seven?

Listen, listen, listen. My old head handled anything. He straightened anything out, though. He ceased all that bullshit. He stopped all that. Don't see anything to my young boy no more. You all head wasn't got fucked from the front. You old head wasn't the cell.

You said he was a monster A killer You said he was a vicious monster I really only didn't want to tell you, man, leave wildish too. He had your old head in the air, nigga. He was holding him in the air. Like,

motherfucking. Like Rico Strong. He said, he took, A, Wildo, Walo has his own head to go talk to you for. Wilo wonder why he was all here to sell so long.

He keeps looking at the f. Oh, head ain't come out to sell. Yeah. Whole-time old head and they on this fucking back. Oh, my God. He took a lockup, a nigga, get pop. Yo.

Oh, man, y'all niggas is crazy, man. Y'all crazy. Y'all niggas is crazy, man. Boy, fell back. He left you alone. You was good? Yeah, I was cool, man. I was true.

Every day was cool, man. No, he didn't. He took lockup. He was cool, man. He was cool, man. that's what i ain't talked to the nigger for three months he took lock up because i was in a hole which is in the hole for i just socked any nigger just to get off the block he said fuck he he looked at it who the softest nigga on the block

stacey the softest nick on the block oh my god man he went tap the CEO told him watch this walk Nigger tapped his CEO. He knew he was going to the old. He said, watch this. See him like, well, he walked right on Stacy. Wham! See what the fuck?

Take him to the whole right, nigga. The real nigga. What's the whole? Just real niggas. He leaving it off the block. I don't never want to come back. Nigga, I kill what he... Kill one of you, dickas.

Anything was a setup. Hey, anything was the setup. Hey, listen, man, that's getting to me and I was worth of game, sake. Listen, today, I don't need one going on my phone. I got a question. Oh, man. Oh, shit. You know, that was funny.

You should see you'll watch this. You know what they would go to him. You know what he wants to go to the whole right? You're a different type of protective custody. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jones. Watch this. Watch this shit. Watch this shit, Jones.

It'd have been crazy if Jones just looked at you like, I know what you're trying to do, nigger. You ain't going to the hole. He's going to your whole, nigga. You're going to your whole Hey, hey, nigga like this Oh, you're trying to get away from Snowball, hey We've seen this shit before

Oh, my God They're like, Snowball told you Take locked up a nigga get popped up He was like, how the fuck you all know? Hey, listen, let's do me at all the game, right? Now I got a question, right? I'm not going to go on my phone today. I want to do

a million dollars worth a game on some whole different shit, right? Let me ask you a question. Why when a man says I do the pussy says I don't?

Oh man. Do y'all get what I'm saying? I get what you. So. But break it down for the people that don't get what you're saying. Okay. Why when a man say I do the pussy says I don't? So basically

you stop doing it. So what I'm saying is as long as you dating a woman you can lay it down spray it down you could you could do whatever you want whenever you want a lot of times

but as soon as you make that fucking commitment and it ain't even got to be necessarily you getting married when I say I do because there's a lot of people out here who to me marriage

is just a title. There's a lot of people out here who's not married, whose their relationship is... Same thing. Same thing. Or way better than a motherfucker who said, I do. You feel what I'm saying? So, why is it when, basically, when a woman gets comfortable

and she know, okay, I got you. You ain't going nowhere now. Why does the vagina slow up? Whoa. Like, let me keep it all we real. You know some of the most miserable niggas on planet earth.

Oh. Niggas that's been in a long-ass relationship. Because you know why? Their dick is on the shelf. Yeah. Yeah. They got a hashtag shelf life. Shell life.

You know what I mean? The shelf boys in the bun in the night. Oh, what a fill in the night feeling right. That's a single. The shell boys in the bill of the night. I'm on a shelf. Oh, what a feeling of the night. Just imagine.

Just imagine they had all. All the shelf boys, right? All the married boys. I got a song for them. Behold. You got to do my ad lips. All right, hold, I'm going to do your ad libs. It better be a good song, right?

I mean, I'm going to remix it anyway, whatever it is. But I'm going to just say this. Just imagine when they go to the, you know, they had the conventions, the shelf convention. All the men that's married, they don't get no hootie from their women no more. They just been there. Hi. My name's Craig. My wife haven't given me any none in 7,365 days.

Big. How you doing? Hi, Mark. my dick's been on a shelf for 11 years now That's how role rage A lot of stuff You know Sometimes I get sex once a month

You know Twelve times a year Damn Yeah I mean My dick's on a shelf I'm gonna do a song My name's Mark I want to do a song

For everybody has a dick on a shelf Call shellfish She's so shellfish Bitch is shellfish You You wanted my dick to all to me, I swear. Pitch your shelf. Hold on.

I got the Migos version. You got to do my ad libs. Ready? Dick up on the shelf. Hey. Dick up on the shelf. Skri-scu-skut. Dick up on the shelf.

Wham. Dick up on the shelf. Got you. Wife don't get me pussy. Got my dick up on the shelf. That way. Pour her on my phone. Wham.

Get my dick some help. Yeah. Thick up on the shelf. Sk-sc-scu-d-d-d-d-dick up on the shelf. Hey. Dick up on a shelf. Dick up on the shelf Wham

Dick up, dick up Gotcha Dick up Dick up on the shelf That way Dick up Dick up Scurpe

Dick up on a shelf Call Hey, hey Wham Dick up on a shelf Got you Tell my bitch Last

Damn Need some hell Dick Dick on a loan Huck Dick up on a phone Dick on a Dick on a

Got you Dick on a Got you Got you Got you Yeah man Got you He's still on that ad lady

Or we could go old school too Get your back up off the wall Get your dick up off the shelf Yeah Come on Get your dick up Oh A young man is blind

Because he ain't got his thing No more It's on the shelf Yeah You got your thing on the shelf I know how you feel Because I feel that way Mr. Keith

Rock Yeah It's on the shelf Ah How you ain't Ron You're just on the shelf You just be frustrated You just be in bad

You're like, damn, what happened to dude? He's bad as shit. That's my role race. Why do you think dudes, listen? Why you just be saying dudes, dude's being, listen. Listen, listen. You know how you can identify some of the dudes that's on the shelf? Always frustrated.

No, anything's going to be frustrated. Go to a jail. You just see dudes super big dick. You ever been to, no, I've never been to jail. Why is you so big, dog? Like, you never been telling you. Like, dudes be having fresh out bodies. Like, you just came out.

Because a nigga got too much testosterone. Niggas testosterone. built up. The nigger dick is on the shit. Let me tell you something, man. Nothing is worse. Oh, oh, oh, oh. But if you jerk it off, it ain't on the shelf, right?

It's on the shelf. It's on the shelf. It's not. I'm going to tell me. Let me tell you something. When you jerk off, you don't feel guilty. Not me. I never did.

You don't feel guilty. You never look at yourself afterwards. Who am I? You're ashamed of myself. Like, who? I'll be acting. I'm like, yeah, I'm the man. I'm real.

That's real men. Like, real men, squeeze. Like, I feel less than a man when I jerked all. Damn, I just had to do that to myself. I never did. Not me. Not, never in my life, I'm a fair. I feel like, yeah, I'm a player.

Listen, you just, you said, I'm a player. You just dropped seabed in your own hand. You're talking about, I'm a player. Listen, if you like, listen, if you like me, you didn't want to three, four, five different videos. So you just been with, like, three, four, five women. That's players, you're a player. I got, I got the mentality there.

I got the mentality. Pete. Let me ask you a question. He's going on the shelf. Do you live with a shelfish woman? This is the crazy part with me. That's why dudes be mad at him. How many times do you get sex a week?

Oh, I get it whenever I want. I'm going to keep it real. I'm going to keep it real. I need a fucking number. No, no, no, no. Real rap? Sometimes it's motherfucking two times in a day, three times, and then I'm keeping it real.

My girl ain't got to that point yet. But since I'm a sheet nigger, like I came from being really out there, it still feel like my shit is on a... You got a past life. You was a manor. Yes, so basically... Dev, I just got to ask you one thing. Dev, was you a boy of the night?

I was a sheet nigger, man. Was you a boy of the night? I was a sheet nigger. Was you a man of the night? I was a sheet nigger. I was a shit nigga. I thought about to say real street, Nick.

Like, no, like, real sheet nigger. So it's like... Well, wait, so what's a sheet nigger? Because you sound like the gay gay game. No, no, like a sheet nigger is a nigger that, like, operated in the sheets of Philadelphia, operated in the sheets of Philadelphia operated in. You was a street operator

But in the sheets You were the sheet operator Yeah That's a new turn So now I feel like my dick is on the shelf Like when I'm out And bitches that used to

Fuck with me See me Oh what up dad Let me Let me suck you up I ain't even got it on me right now I ain't even got it My shit

My shit It's the girl I got it behind my Transformers I got my dick My dick just on the Transformer shelf Behind the collection

Wait Wait Wait no He even got it Let me tell you something. How you don't have your piece on you? I don't even got it on. Let me tell you something.

His woman got him scared to death. She scared to death. That nigga got draws with her face on it. He said, it's not on it. And the nigger got to say his dick ain't on him. A bitch come up to him. A bitch coming down. Oh, my God.

That's like somebody like you. I want to suck your dick. My dick ain't on me. Who was that scarface? He said, all he got is his balls in his word or something like that. Like I don't got no dick on me. All I got is my ball in my word right now. Like he can't even tell a woman.

No, he can't even turn her down. Like, no, I'm cool. You got to be like, my dick is at home. Oh, my God. I even bring my dick with me. Veronica got my dick. She throws it in a pocketbook in the morning. V-Love got it.

She might be in the top drawer. Who did you dig at? X. V-Love. That should be in a junk drawer where scotch tape. She got that shit locked up in the safes away. Shut up. So when they get, it's time to go have sex, she's like, well, let me get it out the case. Or baby, yeah, baby.

She'll go get his dad out of the case. Yeah. Can I take a piss? Babe, can I take a piss? Babe, can I take a piss? I need my dick. I need my dick, please. See, let me give it all we real.

Tudy don't run me, how April went. No, no, no, no, I run that shit. Don't listen, I run that shit. Stop lying, bro. Listen, I'll run that shit. You got the game messed up because I'll run that shit. April run that shit. You actually game fucked up.

I guarantee you that people get you some draws with April on them. You thought I'd never put no fucking 2D draws. I never had more. On my fuck. First of all, why wouldn't you wear 2D drawers? What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? Why not?

Why not represent your women? You know what my draws? Listen, man, you can say Gucci. Goochie down to the socks, why can't you stay Tudy down to the socks? Wings and Watchfield with rocks. Yeah, I like that. That would be Tudie down to the socks. That's hard.

That's hard. That's hard, dog. I like that. That was nice. Hard. I said short and ugly. However, I stay Tudy down to the socks. Nigger, that's hard.

Rings and watchfield with rocks. That's nice. He's thinking about it now. No, I ain't wearing Tudy on my fucking draws. You thinking about it. That's giving her too much control. Like, there's no way you can't. No way you can't tell your woman she don't run you now.

Like, nigga, you wear draws with my face on it, nigga. Yeah. Like, I run you, like, nigga. Same way, if she gave him some draws with April on him, he had rocked them. He had rocked them bitches every day. I use them joints as a wave cap. It's a du rack. You know, ballhead, like, when you work out, you just had the joint.

You know, the stocking type Jones. Some of them, you can rock them. Them of Jones, we can rock as a ball do. They're not really wave caps. I use that joint as a sweat absorber. Yeah. Yeah, I got you. Hey, let's, um,

let's go somewhere different real quick let's go to the music industry yeah because dev was talking a couple days ago when he says some things that really really made me look at some shit in a different way I said damn the music

the music genres and the way music is ran it's kind of on some like how I want to say racist oh here y'all go now it is it is kind of racist I don't want to say rape but it's on some it's on some It's on some

Throw the niggas all in one basket The question is Should hip hop have sub-genres Interesting So, okay You're saying so Kanye Big Sean

Different people They should be over here Trapp should be right here Yeah depending on like how you're So like this If it's rock music right You got like Alternative right

Alternative punk Heavy metal You do All of that You got the Seattle garage band all that different shit right ska but with rat or hip hop

they just make everything rap like if little dirt do what he do which is phenomenal what he do but it's more like the same thing that like dage loaf would do like they kind of sing melodic why would that be in the same category as like method man like if there's a award

for hip hop you got people going against each other that really don't do the same thing they should have their own award for that they don't do that with rock it's different type of yeah you should have your own award. So you're saying, okay. So he, backpack rap, should have their own award? Yeah, like rapping.

If you rap like what words and you, that should be something different than even like, you know, neighborhood hero and shit like that. Okay, okay, okay. So you're saying Meek Mills, bitch, I'm a boss. Bitch, I'm a, shouldn't be going up against, uh, try me, try me. No way. No way should it, no way should it be. But it feels like, it's feel like, oh, they're all niggas. and they got a microphone,

throw them all in the same shit. Nigger with a microphone to them is just a nigger with a microphone. Throw them all in the same job. So wait, wait, wait, hold on. Because R&B don't have that type of shit either, do it. No, R&B is pretty much like

they and they singing R&B back. No, because you shouldn't, you can't put a nigga like Nate Dogg up against, you couldn't put a nigga like Nate dog up against R. Kelly. Hold up. Wait. All my niggas, who are. Nate Dogg would have, before his time, but he would have went into, like,

if you wanted to call it street R&B and all the people that was singing hoax and doing it, then that's like Street R&B. Like Nate Dog's supposed to go up against Life Jennings and A-Con. I'm locked up. It's different. I can see that.

I can see that. You know what I'm saying? Because remember, you don't got to have. Nick Dog and Chris Brown. No. Some, like, Street R&B niggas don't have to sing. Seel Green. So it's supposed to.

So it's supposed to be, so what you're saying is even with R&B was supposed to be, okay, Chris Brown, Trace songs. Yeah, the real singing is. They all in one group. Usher. Usher. Yeah, Usher, yeah. Okay, and then another group, it would be like, what's the, what's the, what's the, like,

like, you know, like you just says, Celo Brown, Cilo Green. What's this song? Cilow Green got a lot of songs. Fuck you. Yeah, fuck you. He was crazy He was with Norris Barkley That was different

I don't know how to explain that But I'm just talking about Like we were just talking about people That do great hooks And do you know what I mean That voice And they come from the hip hop culture You right about that

With rap See this is what they do They'll do some shit Like Andre 3000 Change his whole style up right And they'll still want to call it like Rap song When it's like

Hey y'all's not a rap song Dog under no no way on earth So it seems Like, as long as you black, yo, I watched the news and they talked about Chris Brown and they said, rapper, Chris Brown. What? He ain't a rapper.

Like, yeah, he do rap sometimes, but that nigga is a pop star singer. Like, give that. I think they try to, like, lower shit by just tossing us. No, they said, throw all the niggas on the bag. Yeah, yeah. It is deep. Throw all the niggas on one barrel like crap.

I think it would be more, it would lead to more successful people if they knew I could be the best at this and get notoriety. and this person could be the best at this instead of them competing. Because you're never going to win. You're rarely going to win. Only to Kendrick every once in a while. The J. Cole is going to be able to beat that person that makes that melodic style music.

You know what I mean? Let the lyricists have their own things. So, okay, I like that. So the rappers go up against the rappers, the melodic go up against the melodic, the backpack, go up against the backpack, trap going against the trap. And it wouldn't be something you figure out instantly. I think it would need to be a board to look over and say, what is this considered?

There's so many different departments in rap. It's crazy now. You know what I mean? Like, you got all types of rent, you know? So it's like, that'd be deep. It'd be, you know, it'd be bigger. Yeah. I definitely would fuck with the trap, Joan, having their own Joan,

whereas, like, they're going against, they're representing for that. They compete. So T.I. and GZ. Hell yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like on that type of time. Okay.

Cool. So, let's, let's go. Story for myself. Stories from a cell This is a wild one I was in greatest full prison and take you, you know You gotta get a certain amount of time

In first to get your own single cell I always couldn't wait to get my single cell I ain't gonna tell you like We had this night guard on the block So you could just molest yourself Yeah basically Like you know you could have you could have did life Because you was sexually assault

On this shit out yourself in there Yeah that's something else That's another story But I would say this I'm not going to fight I'm going to put it out there You know, I'm the one to, I'm the dude that's not going to lie to tell you about my journey story from the cell. So, basically, I was, my nickname is Flash Gordon.

What? Flash Gordon. So, I couldn't wait to get a single cell. And it was his guard. She was always, you know, she was good for looking at people's cells. My one homie told me, oh, man, she'd be looking for people to cure up on it. I said, what? Don't threaten me with a good time.

The first thing I, so one night, I'm at the door. I see it. She ready to do a round. Jump right back in the bed. Cue up. Shake the dice on a. Had the sheet off me, right? I'm shaking him.

Eight. Six. Eight. Looking for that six. So she can come, right? She can come. And the way she walked, because the block is dark.

Your lighter, but she threw the light on you to make sure she see you in the bed. She was a nice, chocolate chocolate honey dip too man I'm queuing up right so I'm acting like listen I try to act like I ain't looking right at the door

so I'm queuing up right listen I'm from here I'm like this hold on I'm shaking the dice right so I hear the keys so I know she get closed I know she goes you hear the cleats should turn to do more more now you hear the keys right because my old thing I'm trying to pop when she hit the

I'm trying to be popping shoot out he got a gun I'm trying to pop when she hit the door, right? So listen, I'm on my bed, right? Wow. So you hear the keys, and any time you hear the keys go and do you hear him stop, because you got to stop at somebody's cell. Look, man, she came to that jaw, right?

Listen, so I'm from here, right? So I hear the keys out, like, she's almost there. I'm for here. I'm like this. Rastling with that motherfucker, right? I'm trying to get that jaw on a spit fire, right? hot, spit fire. So she came, right?

So when she'd come, I'm like this. I see the light. I'm like this. She hit the joint. Put that away. I said, oh, shit, I'm going to the hole. She's going to write me up, right?

You're talking, well, put that away. I'm like, damn. I thought it was going to turn into a party. Because if she had the light on them, I'm like, damn, this is like, so this nigga had porno scenarios in his mind. He thought. Like any, see, listen,

any correctional officers that's listening to this, The women that work the night shift, they know what I'm talking about. So let's, so let's, so let's give all the niggers who date correctional officers some games. So all the niggas that's out here dating correctional officers, your woman is shining a light on some dicks at night. No, I'm not going to say all that. I'm not going to tell them. So is that like your version of like sending ditch. That's not telling it.

And listen, that's not telling. Hold on. Wait, is that, is that Gil? Listen, listen, that's not telling. That's just saying what it is. No, no, I can't get him that. Is that their way of sending dictioners? Ditchers

Like you know how we were sending Dictures To chicks and whatnot Back in the day Like in the day Oh no Let's not send it The dick pick

That's not a dick pick That's the last door Hey listen But it's like the same thing Yeah No no Let me take what he thought He was like

I'm being here shaking the dice I said this Hold on Hold on man He said I'm going to be here Shaking the dice So she flashed the light She's going to see this monster

She's going to want to come in here Right She flashed the light said People's put that little Motherfucker away No, this is what happened She's going to see this monster She's going to go with the whole one this dick

She's going to want this dick She said People put that fucking little thing away He's like this Oh shit I already had it in my mind right I had it in my mind I said if she stopped

I got her Because when she stopped If she can't put the light on me Right And the light's they'll you That's the show You got to throw the shit Now it's the show, right?

It's a gun show. So I'm like, and I already said in my mind, if she stopped and sign up for the gun show, we go together. That's my girl now, right? From the rip, I said, if I... That makes sense. Man, she did that bad. I was mad.

I was mad. Damn. I'm like, damn. Listen, I'm like, Daddy coming to get me. I'm going to the hole. I was scared all that. He didn't talk to his dick, damn. You said to me to the hole, low man.

Lord man, got me in a hole. Listen, listen. I'm like, up to the show there, I'm like, oh, man, I'm like, the first thing I'm like, damn, I'm going to the hole, man. I thought I was going to get a girl. So now I'm like, I put him away. I'm like, man, I had to clean up real quick. I mean, because at this time, listen, they had this,

it was like baby oil gel lotion. They had on comedy. Listen, when I ran into this shit, listen, when I, this stuff, listen. And you know what was crazy? Somebody, I should have jumbled because sometimes they put things on comedy and obedient alone. Man, I had two bottles of that joint, man. Listen.

You wished you would have bought 20, huh? I wish that shit was magical. You ran through them bottles in two days. Man, I used to listen. I used to all him up, and I was out of here. That joan was like a new car watch, like a wax. You know how you see it told me the car washing. It was like, that's your...

I... I'm... Whop! Whop! Whop! Oh, whoa, whoa. Pull-up! I was no more good, man.

Damn, she shattered your dreams. You never tried to... You never pull a cut out again. I can't bet you all of the hostess. She screamed. that little motherfucker away he was hurt. Yeah, that's definitely your way of sending Dictures. You was already in the game, man.

He's in the game already? Yeah, you're trying to put, you're trying to put some out on my name. I mean, yours is way worse. A live show? That's crazy. He was in a deal. Okay, this is what I want to know. So what about the time when you heard the keys?

And then a light flashed in there. And it was Officer Johnson. And they're, you already know who working the block. You'd be on point for that, man. Nah, it was a motherfucking shift change. They did it like this. You know, the shift change did it like this. Here she come.

Kulap. The crazy part is Officer Johnson actually stopped and kept the light on that motherfucker. I see you, people. Hold on. Open the cell. Say snowballed sale late. I was like, I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to go to the whole.

We need a cello here Say Snowball is silly It's silly It's hard out Snowball walk right in there Y'all grease You already got the lubricants In there waiting for you

Hey you know what Snowball telly Susit Susick sell open Take lock up a nigga Get popped up You smile like this now Not snowbound No

Oh my god Take lock up a nigga Get popped up Bulls a nut man Yeah I mean Hey, listen, man, this is... Go ahead, do you... Mim, m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m mn, this is a million dollars worth a game.

I'm gillie the king. Man, listen, man, I'm wild O 27 over there's a producer, aka nasty dev. Oh, it's a reversal now. Or reversed, deaf, nasty. Either one. A.k.a. Just no, just when you say dev, don't leave out the nasty. My space dev. That's what really made him legend, my space.

Right, because he'd do a dick up on my space. Oh, you do your think, think up on my space. I wasn't the only one that did it, bro. Yeah, but only niggas that ever did it with you. Now, now he went to criminal. Now he went through somebody. Yeah. It wasn't just me.

It was 15 other guys. It was a different time. No, it was never that different. We threw your dick up on a space. It was a different time, nigga. That shit was acceptable back in the other. No, it was never acceptable to play your dick up on the space. I put my piece on the World Wide Web.

Hey. Hey. They sound way worse when you say World Wide Web, you know. That's like me trying to tell. It's like me try to tell a nigger. 10 years from now I had my dick up on Instagram

it was different It was different In fact that Yeah you don't know Nothing about that See y'all wasn't a part of that world I threw my dick up

On the gram One day, one viral It was real Y'all y'all Don't judge me Don't judge me Don't judge me Don't knock it

You gotta try it You're knocking all that shit No you put your piece On the world wide web For everybody to see Everybody Everybody Everybody

Nick a mom Came across his piece That's my boy Boy what you doing Told his dad Irvin He ain't Got you beat. Smile up to his dad.

And when we see you ain't passed the piece down a little div. You see Little Deb came up short in life. Coming up short, baby. Yo, the dick said Irvin. That's great. You know, Dad, you're at this age. Your dad are over here. Irvin, come look at this.

Irv's your head. Look with Devin and put on him in big up on my space. Obviously, you ain't passed your piece down to him. His dad say, his dad say, get Devin on the phone. Got to call my boy. I'm fucking my name up. Fucking the family legacy up. Everybody's a family had a big deal.

No, no. That's it. Dance it. I wish you to find that out earlier. I would have seen if the little nigger was mine. There ain't no way I passed that motherfucker down. I ain't give him that little tooth, deuce. How I'm a 44 here, deuce deuce.

You know, I always like, he's fucking up there. I got this big four-pounder. He got that ducs. My father and my brothers, he ain't one of us, baby. I knew I knew you was fucking fucking with, uh, I knew you was fucking Louis, Lewis. You was messing with Lewis. Louis. Yeah, man.

Bigger spit off. I knew you was fucking with little Louis. You was fucking with Lewis because he had the curly head. Man, if you don't, my, my, million dollars worth of getting more asses out of here, man. All right, listen, man. We appreciate y'all tapping in with us every week. We appreciate y'all making us number one, the number one music podcast every week in the country, man. we truly appreciate y'all and um it's just like that right