Million Dollaz Worth Of Game - Episode #21 - "Hoodwinked"
Episode Date: September 3, 2019On today’s Installment of Million Dollaz Worth Of Game Gillie and Wallo discuss the false security of invincibility in inner city youth that have been desensitized to violence. Also: When hitting an...d Snitching goes wrong.Fling with her Boss (5:16)Who would you be? Bamboozle Babies (14:29)Million Dollaz Worth Of Game: Witnessing Death First Hand (32:31)Jail Rules: “Season Of the Noodles” (42:29)J.O.K. Wallo (47:09)Dr. J Bush (49:14)Stories from A Cell: Prison Steroids (54:15)Favorite 1 Hit Wonder Of All Time (1:00:24)••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••The Million Dollaz Worth of Game show, a weekly podcast with rapper Gillie Da King and social media influencer and disruptor Wallo267 (who are also first-cousins) targeting their combined social media presence of over 1.3 million followers.Gillie and Wallo’s audiences have been demanding a podcast and this is the delivery. For their audience, the Million Dollaz Worth of Game show bridges the gap between social media and reality tv, satiating the hunger for original and authentic content.Follow Us On Instagram:@mdollazworthofgame@wallo267@gilliedaking@DevinWade Website for Merch:https://www.mworthofgame.com You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mworthofgame
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Right.
The boy.
It's payday fellas.
Hey.
You're not ex-gave.
Hey.
I said his fucking payday, motherfucker.
I really had shit to sell.
Anything under reaction hit the scale.
I fuck that bitch and you.
Fuck that bitch too
This shit between us
We don't kiss and tell
Had a little wrong with a bitch
I took it and learned
No feelings I wish her well
I can tell she got a yeast
She got out the shower
Came out and they still had a smell
I'm the nigga with the ticket
So if I were niggins just know
that they's packing
Niggas is cool and saying
They're hot boys
When the fuck this shit
Bitch I'm the cat
And if niggins were in action
That we let her peel like the ass
But uh
Not on her ass I was snapping
Oh wait let me get to a knack
I am on top of the spitters
For 40 she's top of my nitty
She gets the 20 before
The other 20 when she finished
Dude's hair
Why she looks
in the boss.
No, she did.
This shit is different.
And she consistent.
When you have these bitches been close?
Friends.
Seems like I'm always in close.
Friends.
I saw my shop.
They're not got our call.
They're telling me how close friends.
I got the call from how close friends.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're out of Philadelphia.
They ain't playing.
They're heating things up.
But right now you're tuned in a man, man, man, man, man, me, million dollars worth a game.
I'm Wallow, 267.
This is Gilly.
The Planet's Peanut.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's your John.
You like that, don't you?
I remix it that time.
killing the king this is baby shrimp no no baby league yeah yeah i'm i'm baby laid yeah that's baby shrimp
right there yeah whatever you who else we got it don't you oh who who who no what introduce
yourself hold up dad hold up dad nasty the producer dev nasty but hold up the one and only the producer
dev nasty but hold up the nasty don't smoke that pin in here don't do that niggas don't smoke that
joan in there no don't do that you can't smoke in there don't smoke that joint here come on man
let's take this shit too like 10 people die of cancer from that joan and like 10 people die of cancer from
that joan in like two days.
They were smoking e-cigarettes.
This is called
rum, bum-bub-bam-bomb-bom-bom-bom.
That's stuff ain't cool, man.
That's how it's cool, man.
Reggie vapors.
Yeah, that's Reggie.
It's Reggie.
He loves Reggie.
He loves him some Reggie.
He doesn't see some reggie.
Don't threaten. You should have some reggie.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
That's his joan.
So as he sees some reggie.
He loses his mind.
You lose your mind, man.
You lose your mind. You're a wild nut, man.
Everybody, you know, I got a medical marijuana.
wine a card i only smoke the best of the best yeah okay i don't mean they got reggie in there too
you go in there and get reggie having like it's more than what it is all my shit got 30% tec
whatever i don't you whatever you do you don't know nothing about that you do you do you it's for
that dead eye huh you go in there and drink you medication for your dead eye hey we go we go out
we go out we all order drinks and he say do you got ginger beer no that's actually good though
ginger beer yeah no wrong with that no come man fuck is ginger it's actually good for you
Nick's say, let me get a ginger rail on the rocks.
What?
I said what a ginger rail on the rock.
I say with a couple rocks.
I say, yeah, go a couple rocks in there.
I don't say on the rocks because that means it's getting to our sponsors.
Listen, man, we won't go right in, man.
This right here is brought to you by Springfield Hyundai.
Listen, you want a car.
I'm telling me any type of car.
And it's not just a Honda.
They get you any type of car you want.
I ain't just talking about a Hyundai.
But if you want a Hyundai, they get you a Honda.
But if you want a car, I don't know what type of car you want.
But if you want a car, they get you the car that you want.
even if it's a car.
What type of car you want?
No, I'm just thinking about it.
What type of car do you like?
What is your dream car?
Bottom line is, whatever type of car you want,
that dream car that you're having your dream?
Like sometime when you'd be dreaming
and you'd be being in the car,
you'd be pulling up,
you'd be seeing anybody on the side,
you're playing your music.
I think he spoke some of this shit to sport.
You play your music,
you're in that car
that you be in having your dream.
Springfield Hyundai can get you your dream car
even if it ain't a Hyundai,
but if it's a dream car, you want it.
I'm going to keep it all the way real.
I don't have a dream car.
No, I ain't say a dream car.
I said, what car do?
What if I, can they get me a jet?
Yeah, they can do that.
They get you a jet.
What type of jet you want?
Fucking, no.
I'm old school.
Can they get a nigga a horse?
What type of horse?
They get you a Klisdell?
You want a Klisdell?
That's a Budweiser horse.
They got, listen, they got access to all the type of stuff.
My guy over there, Bobby, over there, Bobby, give me anything I want.
He said, listen, whatever you want, I get you, but I'm going to get it for you, but I'm
I'm going to get it for you, but listen, don't tell nobody that I told you.
But Bobby, I didn't, I'm not telling nobody that you told me.
I'm not telling nobody you told me. So I'm not going to tell nobody that Bobby told
told me. He said, listen, I got you over there because my guy know a guy to know a guy and he
know a guy to know a guy out in Jersey. You know what happens in Jersey and down in South Philly.
Yeah, but that's, Dimmah, they're my guys, but I'm not telling you. But that's another day.
Listen, if you're trying to get a car, listen, if you're trying to get a car from Springfield
Hyundai, 844 Drive now, Springfield Hyundai is where they're going to get your car.
But I'm not just talking about Honda.
But they look at it.
Springfield, Pennsylvania, man.
What are you talking about?
Come on.
The people got to know.
And what's the number again?
8-44-9, drive now.
Springfield Hyundai gets you the car that you want to even if you ain't thinking about
a car.
They still get you a car if you walk and you need a car.
What about the, I mean, what if you got challenged credit?
Dan, that weren't about that challenge credit.
That's not a problem.
You got a problem with credit.
You have a job coming there.
They're going to take care of you.
So you could just have a job.
You come in there and you just leave happy.
Yeah, you can leave happy.
You can sleep because you, listen, if you came in there, say you're leaving happy.
Because even if you don't get a car
Because you don't find a car that you want
Because you got to wait for the car
They're going to get for you
Because it's not a Hyundai
You're going to be happy
Because you know you're getting a car
When you leave
Okay
That's fair
That's all that matter
Okay
So let's get into me and I was worth a game
Me and I was worth a game
We'll ask you guys
Something
You find out
Okay you meet your girl
Yeah
You and your woman's together
For two years
Happy, she's pregnant
I don't know if she's pregnant
You and your woman's been together for two years.
Then you find out that the job your woman's been working at for three years,
she had a fling with her boss right before you came into the pitcher.
How are you feeling about this?
Are you comfortable with this?
Do you tell her leave?
Do you tell her leave?
Are you comfortable with this?
Do you tell a leave?
Or are you like, well, it was before me, you know,
You know, so whatever happened before me, it's in the past.
Do you, are you like, bitch, you got to quit ASAP?
Like.
Hold on, so she took two years to tell you this.
That's what you're saying?
She took two years to tell you.
So you're saying V told you all about every niggas she dealt with in the past?
No, what I'm talking about is if she told me something after two years, though,
to wait to tell me that the boy at the job.
Was he still slaying her?
No, no, no.
Okay, she didn't even tell you.
You found out because one of your guys, one of your homies got hired.
That's crazy.
That's that stuff.
Well, how did he find out?
Because the boss told him.
Whoa.
So he just told anybody, you know, you know, I cracked her biscuit.
So now the boss is spread.
Listen, the boss don't know that he know her, her nigger.
So he just, yeah, you know, you know.
So he'd tell anybody that.
Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
So everybody knows that the boss plays your chip.
Like every time you used to get pussy back in the day.
he used to run and tell me.
You know how fuck,
cause I hit,
yeah,
I suck the tities too,
because I be.
He lied on me.
I suck the tities too.
Like that was for Wallow.
Just for Wallow.
Listen,
first of all,
you know all the bitches
used to call Wallow back in the day?
H&S.
What?
What does that mean?
Hitting snitch.
He's lying on me.
I never seen that.
He's like,
I was a sniper.
I never said enough.
He'd go fucking tell everybody.
Yeah, I just fuck Stephanie.
Yeah.
He don't care.
He was the type of thing he bragged about finger fucks.
A finger fuck Tamika.
He comes up two days later.
I'm going to smell my hands.
But listen, let me ask you a couple questions.
What that smell like?
Here's a couple questions.
Smell like old vagina.
Yeah, I finger fucked Tamika two days ago.
You didn't watch your hands.
No.
Nigger that ate four men.
Two days ago.
But no, the whole thing is this.
I got that question for you.
A couple questions.
Number one.
You know, because guys, it's much.
What you do is I went going through this.
They don't know they go through this.
But now they're going to be questioning things because all of them extra hugs.
Okay, okay.
Bye, Tammy.
All of them, yeah, that's my cousin.
You know, that's my cousin.
He gave me the job.
So now, is this guy ever come and pick her up at work and, like, come to the job off and bring a luncher?
Like, yeah, like shake the ball's hand.
Like, how are you doing?
Hey, listen, it don't matter.
We need to know.
It doesn't matter.
We need a clearer picture.
Okay, okay, your boss.
Your girl's boss, yeah.
Your girl's boss used to gleeze.
your woman.
How do you feel about this?
What are you doing about this?
Are you taking on the chin?
Do she got to quit the job?
What are you doing?
So to be honest, I'm going to be uncomfortable with the shit.
You know what I mean?
I'm going to be uncomfortable.
Now, what kind of job is this?
Like, is it a career where it's like we got to rise above this?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, she got a real career that makes some real bread somewhere or is she working that
motherfucker in the Apple store, my nigga.
Like, like, because if it's something like that,
something repraceable, we might
have to replace the issue. People at the ever
need their job. I don't take a job,
one job is bigger than another. No, no, no, but
I feel like if you need your job, no, no. You need your job. What I'm saying is
you can go find another job that makes the same amount of money.
I understand. You know what I'm saying? Okay. So what are you
doing? That's the question. I just told you. Y'all
put in all these. I got one more question. I got
to ask one more question. Do she walk out with them
at the work? I just want to say this. I just want to
know this. Now,
if Boo Boo Boo Boo live on the same block is
Tamika, and he was breaking her back off, too,
and you just found out two years,
did she move off the block?
I'm just asking.
That's different.
What?
Yes.
She got to move?
She got to move off the block.
Oh, well, she already knows.
Too-de got to leave that job.
We already know she got to leave.
And he's going to start a fake beef with the what's the name.
He's going to start beefing with the ball.
He's going to like the customer service.
Hey, I don't like, okay.
Okay, hold on.
Okay, hold on.
Okay, hold on.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Okay, so, so, hold on, so, hold on, so, you get a girl.
She lived on this block
You don't found out
Two niggers
Three niggas from this neighborhood
All in this little two block radius
Was glazing your bitch
You from a whole other neighborhood
Right
You sit out there
Woulda they walk down the block
Stay safe
Hey hey
Hey hey dick me down
How you been dick me down
I mean you're not like
I'm getting my bitch from around this
I'm gonna say this
Now I'm asking your question
Are you not like
bitch we're moving from all
Mr. Me Down
knows not the fucking wave at
That's why we're sitting on the step
I need the yes or no
Just say yes or no
Is these three dudes that live on this block
Is they named Boo Boo Black and Shiz
Yes or no
No
The fuck are you talking about
She could live on the block then
No it's a nigga names baby leg
That's what she's gonna move
Baby Lake
It's B hell
She got to go
We gotta move in the night time
We gotta be quiet
The whole time she walking by
Baby late
The whole time she's walking by
She's like
Hey B'L
He's like Stephanie
You think that
What the nigga named Bush Lewis?
Baby Lou
What's his name?
Brian Lewis
What's that nigga name
Bruce Lattimore?
You're like
Oh
You're like damn baby league
Biel
Whole time
You already know
She called a nigga baby leg
No no this isn't this
That's what anybody calling
So
So we already know
Gil said two
It's moving
Hey, two, quit to quitting Subway that night.
Like, you was fucking a manager.
Subway, he was fucking a, subway better.
Like, uh, you go make sandwiches somewhere else.
She got to go.
And that's what I'm saying.
Mine's got to go.
She got to go, man.
Fuck that.
I got to be blazes.
That's too much pressure.
You put too much pressure on me.
Like, so where does she was working, like, for, for exec and via com?
First of all, bitch, you're never doing no overtime.
That is, I don't get, I don't get, she already done it.
He already done overtime on that ass.
You think you'll get paid.
time and a half, no.
Oh, fuck, no.
You're going to be getting in there getting blazed all at night on the
count on some motherfucking...
All over the cookies in the front compartment part.
You got you back there.
You're like, damn, honey, I'm going to be a little late.
We got to make some buns later.
You know how the words be warm when you come here?
Yeah, we know why the roads be warm now.
Because he out there fucking all in.
He blazed on a rose back there.
But what if she worked for like a high profile company, like big money, you know, some
corporate shows?
Microsoft.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about that?
He said the second vice president.
Because that thing is like these asses, Microsoft.
So what you're going to do, Gil?
She got to quit.
Her buns, her balls, all I work like these buns is Microsoft.
Oh, God.
I need to make a copy of these.
Can I make a copy on your buns?
I got some things I want to copy.
So Bill don't give him a fuck if it's a law firm, nothing.
He said she got to quit.
He ain't they like, suck this dick.
It's Microsoft.
Wake this dick up
Bitch is Microsoft
Hey listen man
Y'all never answered
Too quitting
No she quit
She got to go
April can we get out about it
She quitting unless it's like a big big
Big profile
So you said
You got an abundance
So you said your woman
Bolls can fuck your woman
If she'd make a 300,000
He put me out there
Like V can get fucked by balls
If she'd make a 400,000
Half a billion
It doesn't matter V
How are you going to put V out there like that?
That whole thing is before.
No, he's like this.
He like this.
V, man.
If it's Microsoft, your buns is Microsoft.
Let me make some copies here in there.
It's cool.
Hey, listen, this is my whole stance.
Even if my woman stand up for herself and don't quit,
she still knows that I'm uncomfortable with her being there.
Because Blazers are there.
Because it's, you know.
B.L.
Uncle's there.
What if his name VL?
He's an uncle baby.
That's creepy.
Uncle B.L.
Oh, no, that's Uncle B.L.
Everybody knows?
The boy, your block?
It was BL, too.
Oh, you know, every day, there's his uncle.
Both of them blazer.
Yeah.
Or B.L. Senior.
Hey.
So, we all in the greens.
We all in the greens.
Step him.
She can stay.
She can get blaze.
She can stay.
She can get blaze.
Oh, you're making enough buddy.
Go ahead.
Let him come in.
Let him blaze you.
He said you got an apple bottom anyway, so you work at Apple.
So, Cole, you cool.
Your bottom is an apple to him.
How are you going to do that to be?
That's fucking.
He's going to have to answer to that.
laid on.
Who would you be?
It's ready to get deep.
Interesting, probably.
The man that finds out that your son isn't your son at 21?
A lot of that going on.
It is.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, I just need to know one question.
Before we go into this.
No, I'm not even going to ask you.
I'm not going to action.
Go ahead.
Okay.
So who would you be?
the man who finds out his son isn't his son at the age of 21
the man whose son homie
got your wife pregnant
or the man who
retires from work
his wife takes all the money and runs the fuck off
so now the niggas busted and disgust it at 66
I think
I think all of us
probably going to say
the son at 21
No
Yo
How many kids you got
How many kids you got?
How many kids you got?
Hold on wait
How many kids you got?
Speak for your fucking self
So so
I was going to say this
I was going to say this
I agree with him
But it's because we don't got
biological kids
That's why we're going to say that
We're going to say
Son at 21
I don't think nobody
No because I'm going to keep it all the way real
My son
My son
Cheese
Devin
You know,
I found out about Devin when he was eight.
Oh, shit.
I mean, I kind of had a little, I was like a laser tagged his mom.
He looks like my daughter.
Laser tag was actually interesting back then.
Yeah, I did.
I was like, I was like, this little nigger looks just like my daughter.
Like, they could be twins, like.
Wow.
And a guy had to find out at, you know, his son was eight years old that that wasn't his boy.
Wow.
You know what I mean?
That was a tough pill to swallow.
And he might have had all your mixtapes.
Probably did.
But is it still your kid, though?
It's still your son.
It's still your son.
You're not going to say, oh, I'm out of your life, is you?
Like, I'm just saying, oh, now you're going to.
I mean, if you raised him for 21 years.
Is he doing you?
Is he baby Gil?
Junior Gil?
I'm saying, listen, I felt sympathy for him.
But at the end of this leave you, right and bash him.
But at the end of the day, I was like, um,
ain't yours.
Come on, buddy.
Oh, you older.
We're talking about the eight-year.
We're talking about, do you walk out on the 21-year-old?
And he's, and he's JJ, he's G-G-R.
Nah.
No.
Because at the 21 years, it's like, first of all, after 21 years,
you are my father.
Yep.
After a certain amount of years, it's like,
whoa, hold up, hold up.
Is it cool to say?
The time that I got him with Earl Heath's key, he classifies,
my stepdad is like my pops like i'm just saying i do have listen we listen listen listen let me just
say teacher father ain't that's like the quarter sort of the same so no i never looked at
none of my teachers is my fucking and he never blazed your mom he never even blazed you though
that count your mom my mom like my mom actually like earl she just said that earl was into a little
she never liked him but you know what's funny about you though i never wanted no nigga to blaze
my mom like i never thought like that like damn if this nigga would have blazed the shit out my
mom.
No, no, what it is.
I mean, you wanted Jackie, you wanted, you wanted a nigga to blaze Jackie?
Like, didn't, then you, then it's like the houses we live in, you hear everything.
So you would have heard Earl in there blazing the shit out of Jack?
You would have been cool with that?
Wait, did you ever hear anybody blazing your mom?
Yeah.
You did, I heard my stepdad blaze.
I didn't like it, though, because I didn't like to, I didn't like to do.
The dude, listen, the first dude that was first, like, the first time when I came in the, when I came in the career, one time I went in a bath,
and I saw a wet wave cap dry and I was pissed
I hated him
How did you feel when you heard your mom getting blazed?
Oh man I felt bad
I wanted to bust in the door
But I was old enough to know what was going on
He's hurting mommy
No I didn't know he's getting hurt
You know you'd be little
He's like wow
I actually was old enough to know what was going to fuck on
So I'm like
What the hell
Your mom?
No yo that's listen
That could be traumatizing to some people
To hear your mom getting blaze
I know and then I think about it
When I was like out here
like young and active you know how many niggas hurt me
blazing ain't my mind like you know how many niggins cribs I walked in
and walked right past you you know how many youngest to this day like damn
me when gilly walked in my crib I was seven and a nigga rubbed my head
and then went in the room and blazed the shit out my mom I'm gonna tell you an interesting
story my brother like you know how many manual pieces my dick is on in Philadelphia
I'm gonna say this though I got something interesting my uh my I just want to
to tell you, I just want to say this, to all the youngans out there.
He's lying.
If your mother's around my age,
it's a chance I blames her.
He's a lie.
I would just say this.
If your mother or your aunt
or anybody that you know, because I'm going to keep it always real,
when I went on my, when I first got hot, oh, my goodness.
Like, it's a process of when you get, when you first get hot,
you get some money, you fuck the money up.
you all you thinking about is
blazing all day
I'm talking about
God damn when you first get that look
and the bitches just know you all to
you blaze it
so if you if your mama's around my age
to all the youngans
it's like
it's really like a 75% chance
that my dick is on your manual piece
at your mama's house
I'm gonna be straight up with you
I gotta tell y'all story
I'm gonna share something which is real simple
but my little brother thought I was a legend
you know why oh so
if you blazed them so you should live in Portland
no
shut the fuck
but uh so my little brother thought I was a legend when I peeped
that he thought I was a legend oh I turned it up
one day I was in the crib right so
I was playing handball right
I was playing a little handball
I mean a sheet shaker right
I was shaking the dice and just so happened
I had the sound that he heard the sound effects of the movie
oh my god
he thought so when I came I was like
I got somebody back to him like I didn't
once I peed that I made sure
you know I kept you know like you know
he thought I was a hell of a guy man
He thought I had all these chicks in the back room
Yeah this thing got a crazy
Follulent pass
He thought I was back there shaking the dice
He thought I had but did he heard the movies
Have you ever heard your mom getting blazed?
No
Never yeah lucky me man
You grew up in the suburbs huh
Absolutely not
That happened in the suburbs
It happened everywhere
No I'm saying but the rooms is bigger
When you grow up in North Florida
You're fucking bedroom this
big thing is another bedroom.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
The wall sheet thin.
Wait, I never even had
I've run one bedroom apartment Stockton Station.
Damn.
Stockton, Station, Camden, New Jersey, Westfield Avenue.
Oh, okay.
Let me explain some of you.
And you never heard your mom getting blazed?
No.
Your mom and your dad grew up together?
I mean, your mom and your dad was together.
No.
You had a stepdad.
You know, I had like a person that was kind of there,
but he'd be in jail, come home.
But that was your step hop?
Kind of.
Yeah. Kind of.
See, he embraced his step hop.
Do you know how it would have been a...
Step pop ain't put no work in.
Yeah, I mean.
Yeah, I wasn't, I wasn't, it was, it was, it was, it was, it wasn't, it wasn't, he probably, he lived in a bit, one beer, we've never heard the step pop with him.
Now, but hold on, but we so far over, who would you be?
We ain't answered none of this shit.
We won't answer who would you be, but I would have said this, though.
Fucking step pop, you know how, do you know how, do you know what love I'd have been on?
Just step pop day.
To be standing at the bottom of the step.
I wouldn't even give him a shot of, I'd murder him if I could see him right now.
See him more. Leave that long.
Yeah, so it's like a whole different type of thing.
Do you know, do you know where I would have been at you?
Yeah, I'm just one.
He's dangerous.
I kill that nigger right now.
That's double D, dangerous death.
But listen, let me explain some of it to you, right?
Let me explain some of it to you.
Don't know how it would have been to be standing at the bottom of the steps every morning
with my gie on waiting for Earl to come out.
After Earl blazed your mom.
I'm just saying, man, like, y'all don't give Earl the props that he needs.
He supposed to have legendary props.
He's a legend.
Rest and peace of Earl.
I'm going to be the one who, uh, because at the end of the day, I'm not working for 40 years.
50 fucking years
and then a bitch
run off with my money
because then I'm going to jail
I'm a hundred bitch down
hell no
and I'm damn sure
ain't gonna be the nigga
that find out
my boy
ain't my boy
at 21
I'm not
I'm going to jail too
so I'm killing it
so you're going with
I'm going with
I'm going with the son
get your motherfucking
so so check this out
you know when your son got a homie
he'd be like at the crib
I'm going with my son
my son homie getting
two D pregnant
he's been in the
Crick playing PlayStation.
He's been eating out the gilly cabinet.
He's been eating out a gilly cabinet.
You know what I'm saying?
The nigga had been drinking his juice.
And then you find out,
well, you could go with the safe one.
He on,
he on,
what's the safe one?
21.
No.
That's safe.
I'm going with 21.
Could you imagine?
My kid is 21.
I could.
It's still your kid, Gil.
It's still your kid.
But still.
I'm going to at the end of the day.
But let me just tell you something.
Let me just tell you something.
Let me just tell you something.
Even though it's still your kid,
when you, when you, when you.
find out you think that's not a fucking blow to the heart it is it is that got to be but you
already like you know how blow to the heart that this is kid that you kind of raised like you
was taking up niggas the ball games and stuff you put them in the studio to get a let him get
that's like like when i think of like gill's son i know some of his homies i couldn't imagine like
do you find it on tape do you find out like on here the video it don't matter how you find out
no it's she pregnant oh you're pregnant yeah you're pregnant so you're talking about you
pregnant is crazy, bro.
But listen, he can go
with 21. He's going to go with dad. He's crazy.
No, because at the end of the day,
I would rather... Your son's brother
is now his boy's kid.
That's cool. Damn. That's cool, because at the
end of the day, that's not a knock on me. That's a knock on
her. Mom, you're a fucking
whore! That's how the kid's going to be.
You fuck my friend!
Oh, I'm out.
I'm going with dad. You's a fucking
whore. You fuck my friend,
got pregnant by my homie. You're about
to have a kid by my fucking homie so that ain't no knock on me that ain't that when you find out
damn my whole son dropped out another nigger's dick that's a hell of a blow okay okay okay
okay so let me ask you his question you know because you and your woman put out there
the process that you're going through to get pregnant what is called again IVF IVF so
So, April gets pregnant.
21 years from now, you found out the doctor dropped the wrong coming, April.
He ain't pick up Wallace, he'd pick up Walters.
That's happened, too.
Think about that.
The nigger, he's supposed to inject your fucking sperm.
He out late, late night partying.
I told him the cup up.
But hold on.
He out on the late night party and the fucked up picked up the wrong niggas cup.
It's wild water
Yo, that's really happened
No, the whole time, whole time
Little nigger come out
Dark skin with peasy hair
You like
This nigga don't look nothing
Because I got curly
You're like this nigga
Don't look nothing like me
But you're like
I know he mine
This is they drop
They drop my sh-
Nanny a little dark
Than me
Might be coming from me
They drop my
You know what I mean
Now you're like
You know
Maybe April do got peasie head
Dark skin niggas
and our family, so maybe it's just...
Maybe it came from there, you know what I mean?
Like...
Yeah.
You don't ever doubt it because you're like, I know it's mine.
I'm rocking out no matter what. That's mine.
But the question of whether you rocking
out or not...
You're going to be devastated. It's not a point.
I'm not saying you're not going to be devastated.
You're going to be devastated.
This motherfuckers that find out after
six months and still rock out of the kid ain't yours.
But I feel, I'm attached.
I'm so attached to six months.
I can't leave.
So it ain't a question of you rocking out.
Your fucking heart is going to rock the fuck out.
Yeah, for a fact.
Especially if that's your only kid, you might have to ask April for, like, a pass.
Like, can I knock something up?
Because I need to knock something.
You know what I'm still shooting?
It's not a fault.
Songs come on a radio.
He made, The boy ain't mine.
And they did to give it up.
He all in front of you.
Can't take it.
He made it.
He mad at Walter.
He met at Walter.
He only knowing Walter is a nigger that just went in the room
and jerked off in a cup just like him.
Now, now, okay, now this is the question.
Go ahead.
Now, they gave April Walter's nut,
and they gave his woman Wallace's nut.
Do you want to switch kids when you find out in 20?
No, no, she carried it.
No, it's cool.
She carried it.
No.
But you're like, that's my baby over there.
That's my son, too.
Do y'all just all come together and be one happy family?
He's going to be like, yo, we got switched wives.
Like, what's your look like?
What you look like?
Listen, what I'm saying is, but I'm saying is, but what I'm saying is, you find out that that's really a child, but it's by his wife.
He found out that's really his child, but it's by your wife.
Where do y'all just become one happy family?
Yeah, yeah, y'all just going to live in a duplex.
My baby is my baby right here
Okay, so you're going to leave
You're going to leave your biological child
Just out there, fuck up
No
Don't do it like this
Fuck them
I don't know that little
Nick
I never met him
I dropped even a cup anyway
It ain't like
Like you're going to just leave your boy
I really didn't care about
Hey did you see him
He looked just like you
You're like this
He's just running up
If he doing videos
He's going to be like
Oh man
It's going to be deep
He's all on his Instagram
He like 15
He's 21 all on his Instagram
Like I love porn
He's like that's my pocket
He's my son
He just like me
You ain't going back
You ain't going back
He's done
I'm not going to take of a nigga
He'll be
He'd be
He's the type of nigga
He's the type of nigga
He'll be like
That's what it is, baby, you know.
But he'd be sitting outside of his collar
and shit looking at he walked to his courage.
He's stalking him on a love.
Never say nothing.
My boy.
He's all in the club looking at young boy dance and shit with his own.
Yeah, he follow all his social media pages.
Never say nothing to shit.
Just follow me.
So who would you be?
I already know.
I already know I'm going to be.
I already know I'm going to be.
Yeah, find out that 21.
Yep.
That's your child ain't sure.
Yeah, man.
So you niggas, wait, hold on.
So you niggas are rather, you niggas is some nut-ass niggas, just for the record.
You niggins are rather find out that your child ain't yours than your woman gets some pussy-up.
You niggas is crazy, man.
I'm just saying, think about that.
That's some crazy.
You, you niggas is some pussy-wipped niggers, man.
Like, you-niggas is the ultimate pussy-wipped niggers, man.
You niggas just said, I would rather find out my child ain't mine before a nigger blaze April.
Let me explain something to you, though.
It's just a blazing.
That's all it is.
All it is is your woman getting fucked.
That's all it is.
Let me explain.
You would rather find out your child is not your fucking child before a nigger sticks a pistol in your woman.
It's not that it's just a nigger.
That's just your little son.
It's your son.
I don't get to fuck.
He's still a grown-ass man.
Let me explain him to you.
He's still a grown-ass man.
He's 21.
So it would make you feel better if the nigga was...
If it was just a random nigga.
If he was 40, it would make you feel better?
Yeah, because he wasn't...
I wasn't taking that nigga and you ain't know.
I wasn't cooking food for this nigger and taking him to baseball games and shit with my son?
Let me just explain this to you.
First of all, most niggas don't do that with their son and their kids, unless you soccer dad.
So I would never take none of my sons...
You took a basketball game or something about to match.
You two them to the studio together.
Studio Gil.
Oh, that's studio pop.
You niggas is some nut-ass.
It's kind of like you to grandpa.
You niggas would rather your woman get bleeds.
You kind of the grandpa.
You niggas would rather find out your child ain't yours
before a nigger bleeds your woman.
Let me explain some of you.
That is, y'all got your motherfucking woman's vagina.
What's the cop shit called when you snitch?
And then you come home and.
I don't know what that means.
Protective custody program.
You got your motherfucking woman's vagina.
in the fucking protective custody program.
What the fuck are you all talking about?
Listen, man.
You know what it is?
Oh, he got the draws on to get you.
A new pair.
Show the camera the draws.
Show the piece.
Can you stand up and show the camera the drawers?
Look at this.
A new pair.
Another ass, nigga.
Right.
You got the black, the red, the blue, the white, the green.
The pussy don't whip me.
I whip the pussy.
No, it don't.
Because you would rather, you find out your fucking child.
Ain't your child at 20 fucking one before a nigga blaze April.
nigga
You
Pussy whip
He's talking about a blaze
It's a pregnancy and anything
It's a pregnancy by a kid
That you helped
Like you was involved with this kid
He grew up with your son
And shit
You like a
You like the grandpa
You like yeah
You like grandpop too
Yeah but go ahead
So y'all
You say what you said
We said we said using that
All right
Let's go to million dollars
With the game
Me me me me me me
I can't even believe
I can't even believe
million dollars worth a game this question is for million dollars worth a game hey with all the
shootings and killings that's going on in philly have you guys ever seen have you guys ever
seen an experience with your own eyes someone getting shot or killed right in front of you if so
did that change your mentality did that change you mentally just witness my brother and cousin
get shot in the head twice i need some game wow that's a deep joint that's deep man well
Sorry for your laws, too, brother.
First of all, I want to say, rest in peace, the Allen bunch.
August 22nd, 1996, was home from college, junior year, I believe.
And used to commit armed robberies during the summer.
me
wallow
Al
don't see nobody else's name
Bucky
you know what's you're saying people
names for me we used to
it was 20 plus years ago man we live in our
truce man we changed man
you know what I mean
we used to commit robberies
and during a robbery
one of my best
friends Alan Bunch was shot
and
uh
It was, it's fucked up, man, when you, when you, you know, I had to drive him to the hospital.
He shot, he in the back seat.
You know, he blee and, you know, I'm trying to talk to him, trying to keep him calm, trying to, you know what I mean?
Just trying to save his life.
And as you can see, it definitely did something to me because I remember the exact day.
I remember the exact time
I remember dropping them off at the hospital
running into the hospital
getting locked up
going from there
from the district down the homicide
being at homicide for
17 hours
so
and that was just one of many people that I've seen
shot and murdered
in my lifetime, you know, in my lifetime, you know what I mean?
I've been shot a few times, you know what I'm saying?
An arm right here in my foot, you know what I'm saying?
So it definitely does something to you.
But then after you see it so many times and you see and know so many people that get shot
and don't die and they survive, it becomes some normal shit to you where I'm from.
like it's sad to say but now you get calls and you like
such and such got shot and you like
he die no no he good
and it's just oh all right cool all right nigga I hit you back the game
about to come on and that's really a person pulling out a gun
and aiming it at another human being
and trying to take you off of planet earth
but that's just so normal
and it's sad that's just so normal
We know my lives, we know my lives death.
We know my knowledge black hate.
Like we, that black hate is the most dangerous thing in our community.
The black, the black, the black hate is on a whole not level where it's, though,
we killing each other like crazy, you know what I mean?
And it's like it comes to a point where it's though we hate each other.
We look like each other.
We are each other.
We hate each other so much.
We're killing each other.
Like, if you go, everybody, you know, do you know anybody that was killed by anybody outside of black race?
Oh, outside of?
Outside of the black race.
I mean, in Puerto Ricans, obviously, black.
I'm talking about that same.
But I'm talking about, do you know anybody from, I don't know nobody that wasn't killed by a black man?
Everybody that we know, the dozens of homies that we had, it doesn't, we was killed by black people, but we kill each other.
So it's like, it's just sad that that shit that he said something that's deep.
And it's, we're going, we suffer from trauma, but we don't dig it because we normalize like it's just, it's just normal.
Like I met a girl.
She actually, you know, she actually worked in Philadelphia.
She's from San Diego.
She said, I never knew nobody that got killed.
I said, I said, what?
And she said, you're saying that like knowing somebody getting killed is normal.
No, I'm just saying it because I'm shocked.
And I didn't even dig it.
She said, yeah, that's like you're just going through trauma.
You don't even dig it.
I'm like, damn, that's deep.
Yeah, we just started learning words like trauma.
Like, I probably saw the first person get shot, like when I was like seven.
And then you grew up seeing people laid out and shit like that to the point where I remember we used to go to the club in Philly, be outside of them Jones, like the Palmers and all of that.
You're going to be a nigga laid out there dead.
Laid out, right?
Laid out dead.
We step in past him.
and talking to girls
and everybody out there
is talking to girls
showing off their car
the ambulance is there
putting the sheet on him
putting it over
and the girls ain't moving
we ain't moving
when I look back
back then it was just like
oh yo I'm trying to go to the diner
I'm trying to holler at something
and go to the diner
and then you look back
as a grown man
and be like
damn
what the fuck was on our minds
that's why I try to explain
to the youth
that the most important times
of your life
is that
16 to 25 because as like you said as youth we felt invincible we felt like I don't know what but just in the statement you gave alone you felt invincible it's a nigga dead right here and this nigga just lost his life and I'm trying to get some pussy tonight I don't know that nigga hurry up and get this nigga to fuck up off the ground put him in an ambulance man so we can get back to get
trying to get to these bitches, man.
Y'all fucking it up out here.
That shit's sad.
And a lot of youngers don't understand that.
The most important times of your life is that 16 to 25,
because that's when you feel the most invincible.
You know what I'm saying?
But then when motherfuckers get to about 25, 26,
that's normally when the kids start coming around.
And then you start looking at life.
You start respecting life from a grown man's standpoint.
You feel what I'm saying?
I know for me, it took me.
it took me to about that before it was like what the fuck am i doing out here like yeah why am i here
right like like i don't i don't lost so many niggas to the penitentiary to the graveyard
god got me here for a reason let me act like it you feel what i'm saying so it definitely do
something to you mentally you know
know what I'm saying you just got to you just got to understand to to be strong and to just
keep pushing forward man because you can never get stagnated in life that's the one thing
you can do no matter what once you get stagnant it's like that fucks everything up you know
what I'm saying you start watching life pass you by like a fucking hondo on the expressway so
for me I'll I just pray that shit going to get better you know what I mean one thing one thing
about me, even when I was out here and I was
one of the craziest niggas, I always
stay preyed up.
I always had a
relationship with God. Yes, that's important.
I don't get fuck. How tough
he is? You ain't got no
relationship with God. You lost.
Because
that's just be for real.
Wallo could be super duper crazy.
Do whatever.
You cannot be
none of that. But if he got a relationship with God,
And you don't.
You fucking crazyer than where he is.
Because if he died a day of tomorrow,
he's still got an opportunity to make it to Jenna.
He still got an opportunity to make it to heaven.
You don't.
And at the end of the day, that's what we live for.
So when we die,
we get letting to the gate to heaven.
and not the motherfucking walks of hell
come on down here
nigger burn for ever
And you see how Gil just shared that story
Like sharing them stories help people
You know for like the last three years
We do something called New Souls Inc
And we go to schools
We talk to kids
It's based off of providing like footwear
For children that are at risk
Or underprivilege
But when we share those experiences
A lot of them kids
What's the website? What's the website?
Is New Souls spell like sneakers?
Souls, Souls, Inc.com.
But what we do is, when we
talking to these kids, these kids are in the classroom,
they're going through real shit. It's not that
kids just don't want to pay attention in school. It's like,
my brother just got killed.
Like, they'd be dealing with that shit
at 12 years old. I'm going to eat the night.
Exactly, because Big Bro was the
one that was bringing meals in the house
and shit like that. So now they're taking
his position and trying to hustle and shit
like that. They come into school tired. They're hungry.
There's a lot of that going on. So if you
could go places and share your experience,
help other people out
give back to the community
it could kind of help
people not go on this
We just did in Milwaukee
We just came from Milwaukee
From talking to the kids
You know what I'm saying
So
Shout out to the dude
That was a really really good
Millioniles Riff a Game question
And he wrote that
For the Millioniles
Worth a Game segment
So
In the future
If you guys got some questions
That y'all want
The Aux on a Millioniles
Riff a game
Want us to answer
On a million hours worth of game
DM me
But on another note
Fuck that sad shit
Right.
This nut-ass nigger, I get a call.
Oh, he comes some bullshit.
From niggas that was locked up with him.
He about to lie on you.
He was about to lie on.
He laid on.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Wait, so.
He really lied on me.
You know Big Hoss?
Yeah, that was my cell.
Oh, hey, that was my sally.
Big Hoss was your sally.
Yeah.
Word on the streets is
Big Hyes.
used to make oodles and noodles
and season your noodles
he ain't never seasoned my fucking
come on that now you lie
you made some shit up you make some shit up
you make a shit up you're making shit up
you probably talks to him that was my sally
but you're making some shit up
he ain't ever seasoned my noodles
what's the big deal about that
no no no you don't let no man suezing your news
he's fucking lying on me now that that he's lying
that wasn't my cellie but he's lying
can you make me some noodles and noodles
I make him noodles and noodles
he come get it he like cause you put seasoning my
No, no, I'm like, I stopped you.
You was putting, and you don't, and I'm, you know, you don't season no, you don't season no, you mean the actual pack that comes in?
Yeah, you don't put no pack in nobody noodles?
Like, that ain't, that ain't cool.
You told him to make oodles, you ask him?
No, I told him to heat the noodles up.
No, he said, guys, make me some oodles and noodles.
That's what you said.
No, you heat the noodles up.
You don't put no season on then.
What's the difference if he dumped the season?
How are you going to let a man season your noodles?
Man, what the, what is y'all don't get that?
Okay, so let me ask you a question.
No, no, go back to the hot shit, because you're lying.
Okay, hold on.
So, Haas did make noodles and noodles when y'all was in the cell?
He made, we make food like, like, we make food in the cell.
Oh, no, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on.
You're not keeping the real.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold up.
Can I say this?
Can I say this?
Can I say this?
Because I talked to me the niggas who gave me the game.
Let me say this.
He may, he may, well, we may have a Chi-Chi, but he didn't make no raw odors and noodles
and the seeds and no noodles for me.
Okay, hold on.
So, so when he made the Chi-Chi, he put all different types of seasoning in different things in the Chi-Chi, right?
Because you got to make the Chi-Chi.
But hold on.
You got to you.
Hold on.
I'm asking you a question.
So he did all that.
And you ate from the Chi-Chi that he made, right?
Yeah.
So he seasons your noodles, nigga.
That's like letting the nigga toss yourself out.
No, no, no, no, no, no, he's seasoned your noodles.
That's like let the nigga toss your salad.
Hold on.
What the type of why don't do you eat in the dough and seasoning it is equal to get in your
But licked by a man?
What the fucking tobacco?
That's crazy leaping.
No, he did.
He did not season my noodles.
Listen, he put season inside the tichie.
Listen, he put season inside the tichie.
That's not seasoning no noodles, man.
But who made up the rule about the season, can you give us a mistake?
I'm telling him you can't listen to that nobody's season.
He went off at my crib.
Damn, dog, you season my fucking noodles.
No, dude, don't ever season my noodle.
I'm like, dog, you heck, that was a big shit.
Is it because of how it sounds like seasoning noodles, sound like bake your buns or something like this?
He's seasoned.
the noodles, right? I'm like, what the fuck?
Because you don't do that. That's just something like, all right, for instance,
it's just certain stuff you just don't do.
You don't put those season on old noodles and noodles. That's like putting
lotion on the nigga back.
No, it's not.
He ain't said that.
He said, he said, he said, he said, he understood that.
See, EA was in jail, so he understood that shit.
So if you eat ramen, like, at a restaurant, you want to go back to the kitchen and
seasoning.
No, that's a lot.
No, that's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot. So basically, that's different.
So you're saying you let Asian niggins season your noodles.
That's right.
No, no, no.
You got a thing for letting an Asian niggins.
No, no, no, no.
That's not the case.
That's not the case.
Because of the arts.
The case, listen, now, that's different in martial arts.
But listen, the case is this.
This is what I'm saying.
When you go to a restaurant, they make it soup.
That's soup.
That's soup.
Like, you know what I mean?
It's totally different.
It's just totally different.
And EA said putting lotion on your back.
The Big Haas seasoned your noodles.
No, no.
No, no.
No, he's seasoned the cheese.
It wasn't my noodles.
And you ate from the cheechee.
That he seasoned.
With noodles.
Hold on.
Come on, man.
That's a technical violation.
Hold on, hold on.
So you ate the seasoned Chi-Chi that Big Hoss made.
He put lotion on your back.
No, see, see, now he's slanted this man.
Now he's just trying to, no, no, no.
E.A. said that.
That's like somebody put lotion in the back.
He ain't been to jail before.
You know what I mean?
This is that whole twist.
Shout out the Big Hoss, man.
No, shout out the EA for checking him.
I mean, putting, you know what I mean?
Because Gilla put lotion on somebody back.
He lets somebody put lotion his bed.
No, no, you...
Fuck is you talking about.
What they say, pop,
put lotion on your back
one time at the basketball game.
You jumped out the shower with it.
They say part track,
pollution on your back.
I'm just saying,
that's all.
Don't put you, baby.
Pop was like, I got you, baby.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
So, if you go to my Instagram
about a year ago,
we had an event.
We get there.
We got to book our own room.
They only got one room.
Be like, do we got a double bed?
They like, yeah, all right, get the room.
We get the room.
We're in the room.
This nigger opens up his suitcase.
He pull out a whole jerk off kit.
Who?
This nigga got baby oil, Vaseline.
He's lying.
He's lying.
Bro, who the fuck travels with baby oil?
Listen, he's lying.
He's lying.
Vaseline.
Only thing I had was baby oil.
I had baby oil.
And you had lotion.
I had baby oil.
a small Vaseline joint.
No, no, he's lying.
What you know what Vaseline, God?
Listen, listen, listen.
Who the fuck carries Vaseline in 20?
He's lying.
I got a, I got a little tall in you, John.
You know what I mean?
He's a shaming kit.
He had a whole jerk-off kit.
He's lying.
But listen, he gets there,
open his bag,
and put, lay his whole jerk-off kit, like, out, like.
He lied.
He's lying on me.
Baby powder.
But I got baby.
How do you use baby?
This is how you know he's lying.
But what I'm saying is, no, I'm saying what you all,
what you had all in the bag.
I didn't have a baby powder.
I didn't handle baby powder.
You had lotion.
I didn't handle baby powder.
Baby oil.
Why would I have baby powder?
Vaseline and baby,
because you want them old school niggas and drop baby powder in his drawers.
He's like,
he said for baby powder on his chest.
He put baby powder on his chest.
Hey,
he wanted him old school diggins.
He,
he can get a child and drop baby powder.
He lied up.
Like, what the fuck are you got baby powder?
Yo, yo, this is terrible.
I know a dude named Joe Carlson.
I'm putting you out there, dog.
Back in the day, he knew he was about to get his dick suck.
And he had time to wash up.
The nigga couldn't,
find no powder, the nigga put carpet fresh
down his motherfucking pants
and burke the shit out of this.
Carpren fresh.
Joe Cross.
He's a dead-ass dingy.
Joe Cross.
Straight on down.
Oh, God.
Okay, hold on.
So now we talk about carpet fresh.
Let me ask you a question.
He's lying on me.
Let me ask you a question.
How do you like your woman?
Bald Eagle or Carp. Fresh?
Bald Eagle.
Baldi.
Not the old.
old head that you was fucking with.
Oh, then,
old head that Dr. J. Graemebush.
She had the Dr. J. Graemebord.
No, sometimes,
sometimes L.S. ain't bad even.
Because I'm keeping it all with a landing strip?
Landis strip.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I'm saying.
Some guys like the big bush, though.
The Wild Wolf.
They call it the WWW.
The Wild Wolf.
She had that wolf pussy.
He'd be like, wow.
It was like, man, she had that wolf pussy.
It was off the hook.
I'm going to keep it all the way real.
I never liked a Dr.
J. Bush.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, I just seen Dr. Jay when I was Atlanta, too.
I was stars.
I'm like, yo, shit, that's Doc.
I'm like, because I never seen Doc.
I was like, oh, shit, that's Doc.
Have you ever in your life ate some vagina with a Dr.
Jay Bush on it?
Yeah.
Yeah, I can't even find.
Yeah, but I mean, that was like when you think about it.
The Bush was the illusion because it made it, it made it like, damn, oh, Lucia.
You know, especially back in the day they had a tight sign.
You'd be, oh, that thing's fat.
She got a fat one.
She got a fatty on her.
You know what I mean?
It was an illusion.
They'd be all puffy in the
I mean
What kind of fro did this join have
My nigga where it was
They didn't have bushes
They didn't use to cut it
It used to be all brushed out
All our moms had bushes
I mean
But that's another story
That wasn't even
That wasn't even back then
That wasn't even
No such thing
No such thing
They had wild bushes
That's what they used to call it
Back in the day
Like a snappy nappy dugouts
Let me just
Our dads
Our dads was weak
They had to stick
Their whole fucking face of the goddamn
That was face planted
In the grass
God damn it
Like what you think of grass man
They call me grass man
But them niggas used to have a coral
Colweather's mustache too
All our dads was one with the earth
It was definitely one with the earth
That's something
Because every
If you're a certain age
Your mama ain't had no
That clean joint
She didn't have that
She had that poof
So when she'd take them
panties off, that motherfucker pop out.
Yeah, Wama Jemma.
She had that...
When you're talking about that there, go?
She had that Dr. J.
ABA Bush. She had the ABA
Bush. The ABA
jump.
The Converse John, stars on the side.
Let me just
say something. If you, if you
are 21
and
to the 30 range,
and you have a Dr.
Bush.
You're a loser.
A boy from I like that at WW.
No.
First of all,
get you some walls clippers and trim
that shit down.
You hear me?
You ain't got to take it all off,
but you ain't got to get waxed,
but you definitely got to
you got to mow that lawn.
Man, you cannot, it's 2019.
At women,
you cannot take them panties off
and that shit go.
Fucking Apollo Creek.
Like you got a motherfucker and you got
You got the hair like it's in a stray jacket
It's just confined
And then when you take the stray jacket off
That shit just go crazy
No, you cannot do that in 2019 ladies
Now that's a million dollars worth of game
If you have a Dr. Jay Bush in your panties
And you're a young girl
And I say 21 and older because
That's when you're supposed to really start
To learn how to take care of yourself
So up until 21 you can slip
But 21 and old
mow that lawn
mow it
yeah me
the lawn mow the lawn mow the lawn
woof woof okay we're going to go into
stories from the cell
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You also just surprised the people, man.
I want the joint like Knives got.
The Knows joined with it.
But naked on the side.
With the bevel blade.
That's a boozy fade.
Oh, that's a boosy phase.
Oh, all right.
I'm going to get one of them joins.
Because it's easy to have my joint faded on the side because it's already naked.
Have it naked on the side, a little bit on top.
He'll be like, how you want your joint?
Yeah, naked on top.
Yeah, I want the half and half.
Half and half.
You're half, half, naked, half clothes on.
Put some clothes on the top, leave it butt in the bottom.
No pants on it.
They were like, damn, no petting in.
Like Caradiero with the ghee topping.
None on the bottom.
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Now, stories from the sale is a little different this time
because I'm in jail, right?
So I'm in jail.
a skinny cat right so i used to be in a yard right talking shit to the all the weight different
guys that i knew that was amazing homies because they'd just be walking around with no neck for no
reason like it was a dude i knew you in the streets you had a neck now you only got no neck you're just big
for nothing i'm walking around like this excuse me banging a thing everything you know the cell
small they banging anything so i was wondering i'm like damn you know everybody getting big in jail
so i you know a little lady friend of mine she was writing she's like i know you getting big up
there i'm like yeah baby i'm getting big i'm lying to on the letter i'm like yeah i be working out
every day. So I took my hand at it. And one of the
things that I didn't know in jail, anybody's in jail can co-sign this. And you
can do this on the street. If you're working out and you want to get some bulk on you,
you want to get Husky? Two things that have changed your life. You know, they go to
GNC, all this stuff. I don't know nothing about G&C. I'm not knocking them
another. I don't even know why I gave them that plug, but I don't know nothing
about it. I know people, I take this. I do this. People are roids. I'll take
the supplements. I'm going to tell you about jailhouse steroids. Peanut
butter and oatmeal. That's all you need.
Peanut butter and oatmeal take you to levels
you've never seen before in your life.
What?
Peanut butter and oatmeal.
You take, what?
Peanut butter and oatmeal, right?
You take the peanut butter, throw a couple scoops everything in your oatmeal,
three, four packs of oatmeal after a vicious workout.
And that's what dudes do.
Doos eat that all day.
Some dudes do two days in jail.
They just be pumping up.
They go in the morning yard, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump.
They even go to the night yard or they go to the night gym and pump up again.
Or they go to the afternoon yard and the night jail and just pump up,
go in the cell, rest, come back in, pump, pump, pump, pump.
up and the peanut butter and oatmeal is like a steroid that you never could believe of.
It had you so big, man.
It's crazy.
Because you do the peanut butter and oatmeal and you also slay the trades.
And you'd be big as shit.
But the peanut butter and oatmeal, I know dudes that lived off.
Dog, y'all was in there getting big off of fucking noodles and noodles and all that fucking
soda.
No, you can't get it.
I know people that still do that peanut butter like...
Thank you.
Thank you, Dev.
My partner, chalk, and they'd be doing that because they was in jail for 10 years.
Is he Husky for the biggest hell?
Y'all ski for no reason.
So anybody out there that's trying to get Husky?
you for no reason and don't want to take all these other supplements
peanut butter and oatmeal. I'm saying they used to take
like two, three packs of oatmeal
two, do scoops to peanut butter,
whip him up, boom, boom, boom,
pump up and all that stuff. Water.
Dude, you just get pumped up all for that.
They said you used to eat peanut butter, Bill, go to yourself, jerk off.
That don't make no sense.
He was getting pumped up.
Pump, pump, pump me up.
That don't make no sense.
One big arm.
But you'd be surprised, you'd be surprised in jail like the stuff like,
listen.
He said he was the hell of a,
they said he was the,
He said you was the greatest
for a stage of prison arm wrestling
champ
He's lying, listen
Oh, you do what he'd throw peanut butter
And oatmeal and pump, pump, pump me up
But people go to the yard for three
You used to send you yelling to the, they said
You used to send your celly to the yard for morning shift
No, not all the time, I spend him once in a while
Just so I can pump up sometime
Workout, they'd be like, work out
They'd be like, can you come in a yard to work out
Now I'm really work these magazines out
I get with y'all later, losers
Big Al!
the hell what that mean wow losers I got a party I got a hot date
hold on so they're losers because they're about to go to the yard
and get some recreational talk oh sally hazy to do that shit he's like I'll be in the cell
like yeah man it's gonna be nice in the yard later he'd be like yeah I'm going on to
work out I'll be like yes because I'm on the bottom of him I'm like yes yes he's going on
party yes hey so let me ask you a question did the nigger ever tell you
the hoss ever tell you he going to the yard and then came right back like
it's hot shot there no no that that'd be the worst when somebody go out and come to the gate
because listen soon as they lead coached john you're cueing up
You're throwing a sheet on the joel.
You're like, yeah, me, laying your equipment out.
You got your, you got your best shots in the magazine.
So you're laying them up.
You just, I know what Gilly going to say.
What?
You are like a serial killer.
You lay out, you got a routine.
You lay out your equipment.
The same way you did when y'all was in that hotel.
What I said?
Yo, you just told on yourself.
What did I say?
I said, the nigga got there.
I said, he opened his shit up.
He lay all his shit out.
Like, the nigga had all the shit lined up.
Vaseline, lotion, baby oil.
Baby powder
Like a dentist at the dentist office
Just lay all his tools out
I'm trying to lay the magazines out
You lay your pictures out
So you get ready
You got to prep him up
And then you'd be ready to prep up
You be ready to cream up
You hear
Yo, Sellea I ain't going
You'd be like
It's not that ass knackie
It's not a ass knuckie
Like there you put your stuff
So hold on
So you're mad at you can't sure go
Yeah you'd be mad at shudely
I already move
Get a new cell meat
That's how dudes me
I'm always in this cell
That's how boys me
They'd be mad at shit man
Piss I'm talking of boys
So you're confessing right now
that you was mad at big eyes for not staying in the yard.
Yeah, a couple of times he did that he doubled back on me.
He's too hot out there. I'm chilling. Why is you chilling?
Why you, won't you go out? You work out. You're big as shit.
Go outside and lift some weights, man.
Go ahead for no reason. Go lift some weights.
He'd be like, no, I'm staying in. I'm like, dang.
I mean, be mad.
And then you'll just have a two for the...
You'd be mad in the head, man.
Play your join. I ain't trying.
He'd be one to talk about, yeah, I'll hollered you later.
You'd be real, Mac, because you was mentally ready.
Like, now you was mentally ready.
You had the date in mind.
you what she had on.
She ain't got nothing known in the magazine,
but you're prepping like y'all was kind of like
when a joint cancel on you
and you was on your way to the crib,
did it?
You pissed.
So let me ask you a question.
So when men jerk off,
is it about the visual
or is it about the mental?
It depends.
Because you're a jerk off king.
J. O.K.
Yeah.
That's deep.
I've never heard that one.
J.K.
J.K.
He said he jerked off more than 20,000 times
in this life. He's lying. I never told him the numbers.
I don't, I don't mention my, I don't
reveal my stats. I never told him that.
They're record breaking. They're in the book.
They're in the Guinness. But I never, I never
revealed my joints. Because dudes will get jealous and somebody
would be hating on me like, damn,
he got me. He needs more than me.
Somebody going to be jealous that you got the jerk off record.
Somebody going to be. Hey, on some real shit,
though. You might have, you might get
into the Guinness World Book of Records for that shit, though.
No, I might could. Maybe.
That's 20 years. That's an accomplishment.
Yeah, I'm already in the books. I don't tell
I'm in the, I'm in a, I didn't want him to relieve it, release my record within the record, but it's in the records.
No one is he said, relieve.
He couldn't even help his own.
Release.
But I'm going to ask you all a question, man.
I got a question for both of y'all.
What is your favorite one hit wonder song of all times?
You go first, Gil.
Favorite one hit wonder song of all time.
Don't worry.
Be happy.
Don't worry, um, uh, uh, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-mm, mm-mm, don't worry.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Be happy.
Don't worry, me.
He snorted so much cocaine that night.
How did he do that?
That was, listen, listen, listen, this is what I'm going to say this.
You put that beat on and think it's just wanting to boost.
This is what I'm going to say.
One thing I want to say,
if you're recording on this out there,
rapper, whatever you're doing,
if you're doing music out there,
what I really need people to do
is if you ever get a time,
just go back and study music
from the 70s to 80s
and see some of these songs.
Three minutes, most of the time it's three minutes.
These people took three minutes and made hits
that they didn't even know it was hit.
So if you create music out there
and you're doing your thing,
just go with your shit, man.
Everybody ain't going to feel it.
Somebody ain't going to,
oh, no, you should do this.
You should change this.
People are going to tell you a different reason
which you should change.
Right.
Just put that shit
because if Bobby
can make a song like that
don't worry, be happy.
You can,
this dude whistle
and basically hummed
on a whole song
and it was a hit.
Did he win a Grammy for that,
Dev?
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
What's your favorite
one hit wonder song?
I'm gonna tell you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold this fucking,
hold,
oh, hold that's not the one-head wonders.
You don't know,
don't disrespect them.
That's one of my favorite groups.
Don't disrespect them.
They fucking album.
They had a whole album.
What you mean?
Of none and not to sing it.
No, that was allegations.
It was allegations of the studio with him?
Was you in the studio with him?
It wasn't a niggas.
Will you make it big?
People say all types of shit.
Well, these boys won a bunch of Grammys.
Album was classic.
Girl, you know, hey, he was talking about a girl, you know it's true.
That beat fire.
No, no, hold up.
Blame it on the rain.
Yeah, they got multiple hits.
They're not one-hander wonders.
Hold on.
Hold on.
They don't want to wonder.
Oh, he's kind of right.
I'm going to listen to them.
Religiously.
But blame it on the rain ain't that real fire, though.
That was a hit
That was a hit
It wasn't that real fire
You know it's true
You know it's true
Oh
I love you
I love you
Did you know it's true
Girl
Girl
Girl
That was a remix
That was a remix
No but that beat was fire
You listen to it right now
You're like damn
This production was futuristic
Blame it on the rain
No
No
That shit was just all right
No, but you know it
Y'all know it
So see, see, listen
That's when you know
It's big time
You're a big time star
When nuts like you
Know a song
And you're a hater
So it's like
But it wasn't them
It was the black boy
With the fro
And the white bowl
No, no, that's lies
And then they were
They tried to distort these boys
First of all of them
Because they didn't even sing
That shit
No whole whole whole
Yeah that's true
So they're not even
They're not one here
They're stars
They didn't know
They didn't even
They didn't even sing that shit
Somebody didn't even see that
As soon as it came out
Because they blew up
They was trying to store them, and they came up with the allegations.
As soon as it came out that it wasn't them niggins.
They came out of the allegation.
Them niggas was over with.
Yo, people was real serious about music back then,
because niggas, steam wrote them albums in the street, set shit on fire.
Like, people was mad than a motherfucker.
Let me just say this.
Let me just say this.
When you love music, you get, you feel like you know that motherfucker.
Yeah, like me.
I know all my, like everybody.
You feel what I'm saying?
I grew up with, like, so at the end of the day,
If I support you, I'm a big fan.
And then I find out, wait, wait, this is not even you singing this shit.
No, that was an allegation, Gil.
You got, you might, they might sue you for that.
They actually came out as a group called the real millie vanilla and you could buy their albums.
They called the real mili-vill.
So at the end of the day, now it's like, your whole persona is false.
I let it throw out of these allegations that he's making.
I'm not a part of them.
I've been running up.
I'm not part of these allegations.
He's lying on middle of them.
I've been bamboozled, hoodwink.
That's how you feel.
And they won a bunch of Grammys.
They don't matter.
They all got taken back because it wasn't them niggas.
And them niggas was just some models that got hired and shit.
But that shit got so stressful.
Bull killed himself.
Right.
I know, man.
That's like crazy, crazy.
He killed himself.
Yeah.
They killed him.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
Like, so your favorite join is Bobby.
You got to say something else.
You can't disrespect Millie Vanilli, not on this show.
Any other show.
And look, W.
Millie Manilly.
Milly.
Turn it up side of the, Billy.
But listen, go ahead and say,
uh, someone else.
No, I mean, that's it.
How are you going to say that one here?
Who's yours?
it's hard
I want to say
and I want to
disrespect him
because I think
one song
was super big
but he had two hits
this is my man
and he's still a legend
I was still working
in the movies
still getting money
oh man
sir makes a lot
he was a legend
that's a good one
because
because first he had
put him on Broadway
posse up
my posse is on Broadway
and me and sick
that was a classic
that was a classic
then he came back
put him on a glass
no no
my baby
We got back.
We know that one.
That's a real.
I'm listening to that in the car
when I leave.
It was a classic.
Put him on a glass.
Put him on the glasses,
it's legend too.
But he's a legend.
No, no, no, he can't.
He got more than one.
Yeah, he got more than one.
That's what I'm saying.
I didn't want to see him.
So who's yours?
Damn is getting tough.
One hit wonders.
Major figures.
Yeah, that's us.
Boom, boom, boom.
Chris Gliss with it's sunny now.
That was the one-ha-ha-winder.
You only had one-ha.
That's my team, that's my squad, but they only had one hit.
Coors like that ain't ready to check.
I got out of the Philly game, Julie Light of the Red.
Yeah, that's up.
Hold on.
And then, call, getting them jeeps in a shot.
You didn't see him in that, Joe.
He was like, yeah.
Yeah, that was, yeah, I wonder.
Listen, that was a one hit, wasn't it?
No, I got multiple.
No, we're talking about major figures, the group.
Yeah.
One hit, one.
No, we put, how far did that go into charge?
Number two.
One, number two in the charge.
That was one hit.
We only put one single out.
It don't matter.
y'all had an album that was one hit wonder
no no no no no no hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on we put an independent album out
we sold 40 something thousand copies man then we package that same independent album up
yeah that's us hold on we package that same independent album up and we sold it to a company
and doubled back get that dough face on a cartier tick tack toe spay when you get that
Flo.
When Tong died
and left my mind
in the twist.
Yeah,
that's us at the ball
with the dying
and Chris and I promise
you this.
We're going to do that.
Five Kootland on the lot
Royal Blue that.
So listen,
listen.
Y'all can't fuck with the kids.
Mommies want to put the counter.
No, love.
Y'all can't fuck with the fingers.
Y'all have one hit.
Y'all,
y'all have one hit.
Listen, dad.
Hold on.
Wait.
One hit.
Yeah, that's us.
Hold on.
That's it.
I ain't got no rat.
That's my one hit wonder.
Okay.
Shout out.
Hold on.
Hold on, I'm going to beat you the fuck.
No, they're going to beat you the fucking.
No, they're not.
I don't understand it.
Yo, what about the one boy that got like a feature from Michael Jackson back in the 80s?
He was the only digger that ever had like Michael Jackson just jumped and did the hook.
What was his name?
It was like rock, rock.
He had a join that was like, uh, I ain't going, I'm a backtrack from what's name?
Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, somebody's watching me.
Sometimes it feels like nobody's watching.
No, orange Jones Jones.
I saw you in Kareem.
Walking in the rain
Dung do
No, I just like
I put that remix on it
Oh
I mean
Then holding hands
Right
But listen
What's name too?
Never be the same
Terrence Trent
Darby
Sign your name
Across my heart
I want you to be my
Lady
Oh yeah
I remember that
I remember that shit
Was that him
I'm making sure I got the right name
But I'm gonna say my number one
All time
One hit wonder
Yeah that's us
He's just bad because he was in the cell
He wasn't there getting him
He wasn't there
He wasn't there
He didn't get him
That's why
He's like
He's mad
Look
You know why he's bad
But the thing is
You get a lot of dick sucks
When it's funny man
Listen listen
You know
You know why he bad
Because he was supposed to be there
But
He didn't get away
During the robbery
They tripped him
Listen
During the robbery
He ran off
You know old school
When they kicked
The back of your leg
When you run in the
Cop kicked the back of his leg
He fell
Straight to shit up
on the ground. They locked him up.
You should, listen, I remember one time they hit him with the Molliwob.
What's the joint? The slap jab. I remember one time
hit him in his hair. He fell out.
He faded and all. He hit him in his back of his chair.
Here, we run it. They slap him in the, wham!
He goes, wham!
He used to do crabs. It was like a quaver.
Listen, we used to do crabs.
And then we'd be running off the sea.
He was the type of niggily screamed and wade up.
He'd be the type of niggins and wade up.
Wait out. What the fuck he'd say he'd say him is the weight up when you run.
When we get caught, listen, he'd get caught.
He'd a joke.
Come out, Wallo.
They got us.
They got us,
Woller, don't go home.
Listen, don't go to Nanny House.
Don't go to 45, 13,
North Worcester Dade Street.
They know you're going to be in the basement under the couch.
Don't go there.
He was that boy.
Hey, listen, you be run off the sea.
He'd be talking about, hold up, wait up.
Like, my nigga, when it's time to get away,
ain't no fucking wait up.
You left.
There's every man for his fucking self.
Police kicked his leg.
Wasn't fast enough to jump over the gate with me.
He skipped his shit all on the ground.
They locked him up.
He'd get there.
Blood dripping from his shit.
Now he in the cell watch
Yeah, that's us
It's better to be a one hit wonder
Than a no hit wonder
I'll tell you that too
Yeah, but I want to say something
Before we in
Everybody's out there doing music
I'm gonna just say some real shit man
Do what the fuck you want
Do it how you want
Because we
I had to realize
I had a lot of conversations
With all type of people
Managers A&Rs
Nobody got this shit figured out
And ain't nobody
Come into the music game
Rap R&B whatever you rock
Nobody can no two people
In the history of life
Came in the same way
Got put on the same way
So just do what the fuck you
feel put out your truth man
and just follow you follow
how you feel man and just you know
it's certain type of ways of structures
website what's the name medium sound cloud
different things you want to do but go to you know why is
you fucking smoking that man
you're trying to give me cancer man
well listen man we're gonna go man but shout out to all
everybody out there doing anything
oh you just got you just you just smoked weed
oh
that's on your jacket listen let me explain
some to you that's not on my jacket
only doing it's on my jacket is meth I take that
If I smoked a wooly with meth
Not too many people say they can smoke
A weed wet, cracked, heroin, blunt
But if I've done that, that's cool
I'm going to take that shit
But I'm gonna say this man
I'm gonna get up out of here
But all the artists are trying to do their thing
Go out there, do your thing
Do what the fuck you want to do
What will make it happen
All you need is three minutes to change your life
I'm Wilo 267
I'm Gilly the King
This is the nut-ass nigger
Of all nut-nought-ass niggas.
And you're now you tuned in
And we're out of here
Me-Mib-Mee-Mee-Mee-Mit
Million dollars worth a game
Right
I'm glad.
