Million Dollaz Worth Of Game - Episode #28 - Silence Of The Yams

Episode Date: October 15, 2019

On today’s Episode of Million Dollaz Worth of Game, Gillie & Wallo discuss Transmitted Energy Diseases that cause mood swings in women. Also, Gillie tells the story of King Plucker & The Titty Sucker.Semen Demons (7:38)Burn Victims (12:18)Not My Kid (18:10)Million Dollaz Worth Of Game (24:13)Jail Don’t Make You Real (33:28)Who Would You Be? “Pick Your Torture” (39:39)Stories From The Cell: Men Cry In The Dark (47:16)Top 5 Rap Groups of All Time (100:18)Song of The Week: Jay Copes “Remember”••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••The Million Dollaz Worth of Game show, a weekly podcast with rapper Gillie Da King and social media influencer and disruptor Wallo267 (who are also first-cousins) targeting their combined social media presence of over 1.3 million followers.Gillie and Wallo’s audiences have been demanding a podcast and this is the delivery.  For their audience, the Million Dollaz Worth of Game show bridges the gap between social media and reality tv, satiating the hunger for original and authentic content.Follow Us On Instagram:@mworthofgame@wallo267@gillie_da_king@DevinWadeWebsite for Merch:https://www.mworthofgame.com You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mworthofgame

Hey, million dollars worth of game listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Right. No way, hoaxay. Remember I was down broken on my window. the nigger in-dard, try to knock me down

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Mip Mip Min million dollars worth a game on wallow 267 this is gilly the nut and we got dojo dev over there and we look oh damn man you ain't even say that i like that because i was about to slap the shit no no no no you name doing that gillie king watch your feet watch i see you got we got uh yeah yeah conan right here i'm fresh out of a dojo session yeah i'm ready i'm ready okay you're fresh out of a session from being sweaty rolling around with another nigger on the mat you stink a little bit wallo you know you do you smell of a little bit wallow you know you smell You know the dojo life.

That's a part of the dojo life. And you smell like motherfucking musty mashed potatoes. Man, it's a part of my life, man. Fresh out the dojo. Rolling around with another grown-ass man for no reason at all. There is a reason. It is a reason. What's the reason?

What's the reason? It's to become a more complete killer. Yeah, that's all. Wait, first of all, just for the record. Here we go. What? That's some fake shit. And that's some fake shit.

Here we go. Because martial artist is supposed to not be killed. He's supposed to... No, no, we got to protect the people. No, but you still want to know how... A martial artist. Tell me one martial artist that was a killer. Bruce Lee.

He was not no killer. He was not no killer. Bruce Lee. Earl was a deal. You heard about his work. You heard about Earl work. Earl was a killer. I don't know.

I don't know about that. I can't speak on some things that I just can't say a lot of stuff. You know, a lot of people turned up missing the neighborhood. What's that? It wasn't because of Earl. I'm not saying. I'm not putting up. A lot of hookers turned up missing.

Whoa, whoa. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't disrespect his name like that. A lot of hookers was turned in the fuck up. Listen, if Earl was a serial killer. No, no, he was Earl, no, don't do that. Don't do that, don't do that.

He was dead brother. Earl Bundy. Don't do that. If Earl was here, Earl to see you and thank you. He's a joke. That's what Earl is said. Earl would laugh you off. And if you get out of pocket, he'd kick you right through the Chinese store window.

That's what he would do. Let me tell you something. Earl, right now. Right that corner right to the 13 Allegheny, he ran out. Listen, he ran. He had fear running through people's bloods when he seen him. I'm going to keep it all right now. Earl would have been too old to pull that shit off.

No, Earl, no. And then back then, when I was a wild thunder cat out here in these streets, soon as Earl would have lift his leg up. You wouldn't have done nothing. He would have got rum, tum, ptum, pomm. Let me just explain some of the chief. First of all, you're looking at age. There's no such thing as age and martial arts.

Like right now, you're looking at me, you think I'm 40. But in martial arts year, I'm only like 11. So you're a little-assist kid I'll pick you up and dump you right when your fucking head. I'm not, my size is not a little. Don't matter. If you got the knowledge of 11-year-old martial artist, I'm going to punch blood in your fucking mouth.

We're going to be straight up, though. I'm going to say this, though, before I get into the sponsors, one day, me and Gil, and I'm not going to say the section of Philadelphia he was in. He was walking by a dojo. The people came out, oh, Walo, Walo, what's up? He stood there, and he was like, and correct me in my mom. Yeah, you know you can't come in here, big guy,

and you start laughing. Yeah, yeah, you're talking. y'all walked over that's a year he's not with us no they said that but at the end of the day i didn't want to go wrestle with no it ain't about wrestling i believe that i believe that story you i believe you i believe you dog because that's how he acted when my when my sense say he approached okay because okay hold on wait you be scared okay no no no let me say tell you some dev said yeah i'm about to do my uh my uh karate uh what's his name karate stand podcast but no no his sense of ninja rod ninja rob okay cool his sense he pull up for

First of all, he's a little old-ass, Nick. No, no, he's a legend, though. But the nigga, like, this big. That don't mean how old is he, like 62? How old is he? How old is he in real life? Like 47. In real life, he's 47, so that means he's about, he's about, like, 16.

Oh, now you're going to wrestle men, huh? No, but if I had you, you had dreams of wrestling, the karate, man. That's how you mean. Hold on the way, wait, wait, wait, wait, why you want to wrestle a man? Give him no martial arts on the low, you. No, he don't. Don't get any fucked up, man. No, he don't.

I don't know martial. Don't need to get him hurt. I know boxing. He'll know the worst. And I fuck both of y'all up. He's been a clock. Yo, let him. Walo?

Oh, Kicked your leg out. Walo. Almost fucked your hamstring. I'm a chill. I'm a chill. I'm a chill. I'm a chill.

I'm a chill. I'm a chill. Shout out. Shout out the Springfield Hyundai. Listen, man. We're not just talking about Hyundai's here. We're talking about cars. Like if you're walking, no, there's two type of cars.

You got the feet car and you got the real car. Some people is on foot patrol. If you're on full patrol and you're using all these different ways of getting to your destination, I think you need to get it to Springfield Honda because Springfield Honda is going to hook you up. You go there, hi, hi, my name, Bobby, Bobby, hi, just Springfield Hyundai. Sit down, have a seat. What's your name? My name, Bobby, my name, too.

I just didn't hear you. I wanted to make sure that when you said Bobby, you wasn't talking about me, and then you were talking about you. Okay, Bobby, now I need a car. Okay, what type of car you want? Look around. You know, we don't just give out Hyundai's here. We got other cars that are a lot down the street. to go there. Oh, what type of car you want?

New or use? Oh, no. Oh, I want to use one. Oh, all right. Come on, let's go down the street. There's not a long walk. No, it's not. It's a nice day outside. Okay. I think it is, too, but it might ring later. I've seen that on the news. I didn't see that. Okay. Oh, there's a store I did. Can I stop and get a beverage? Because the walk is getting me a little musky. Okay. Oh, dig with the cars. Okay, what car you want?

Use, you know, RV. We got all types of stuff here. Anything you want you get. Oh, I want one of them. Oh, hold up. I didn't ask you. How was your credit? Oh, I don't really know. Don't worry about it. You got a job? Oh, yeah, I got a job. Don't worry it.

Pick what you want. You're out of here. Springfield Hyundai. You go to check on. One of our wealthy followers, they ask, could they get a submarine? Oh, yeah, I can get that done. I can get that done. But in order to get that done, 8449 drive now.

You got to call Springfield Hyundai. 8449 drop now. And your story could be just like that. Bobby's story because Bobby and Bobby, they became friends after he got a car. Bobby. With the Springfield Hyundai located. Springfield, Pennsylvania, man. Why you keep asking me this stuff, man?

Okay. And they service. Outstanding, immaculate, memorable, historical. Okay. What's the number again? 8449 drive now. 8449 drive now. You call that.

You drive now. You drive right now. Okay. Let's get into me and I was worth the game. Okay. I was talking to this OG over the weekend. and um we was talking to him yeah and um you know he really broke some shit down that really made me think about some things he said guys always want to know why women are always you know they could be in

this mood one minute then they could be in this mood one minute they feel good at one minute that they're mad at one minute. Why are women so moody? He said, and the reason why a lot of women out here are so moody is because they fucking multiple sex partners, raw. And he said, when you... Oh, whoa, you just think a lot of women is out here just getting... I understand what he was saying, but, like, Raw, everybody just getting...

Is Bobby Bearback? Listen. Just listen. He said, a lot of them is out here. He said, this is the reason why a lot of them, energies be off. He said, a lot of them is out here fucking multiple men raw. Now, when a guy shoots semen up in you, no matter how good you clean yourself out, it's still a part of him left in you.

It's still a part of that person inside of you. So if you fucking two, three, some of these bitches fucking the whole Eagle's locker room. Well, I couldn't be the Saints. The Saints, too. The Giants? The Giants. The Cowboys. Them too.

Cleveland Browns. The Bears, too? We get the point. What about the Sixers? Penn Falking High? No, ain't nobody fucking Penske High. They ain't one shit. Listen.

But what I'm saying is, when you got those different energies, damn, being exposed to you and left in you, if you fuck three niggas this week, That's three different niggas energies that's left in you. So it would be an energy war? No, it'd be like semen demons.

Oh, that's deep. Yeah, you know what? Because what if Boo Boo and Black? Blue live on this side of the track. Black live on this side of the track, and they're beefing. And they both slam Keisha. They seeming and they're rumbling. They shoot out.

That's the bloods and the crips up in the pussy going at it. Oh, that's crazy. Seamus demons. So that's why the, so by the fight going down in there, they rumbling all that's why she'd be like what what she wants what I'm motherfucker oh so that's why she'd be like that and I'm gonna keep it all the way real

when old head broke that shit down like that demons damn I said that make a lot of sense because the energies you put out here into the universe is anything but if your energy's never made it into the universe it made into a small pocket and then your energy is just chilling up in there with four other energies

that none of the energies don't match what is the semen in there doing this is a real like religious belief as well so it's a lot too but even even if you're not even if you're not you know coming in a woman or whatever what if it's still an energy transfer if you even got a condom because you inside like you're in the womb ain't it's still an energy transfer not probably on a seaman demon tip but ain't you still leaving

something in there, like your energy or something? No, when you, when you got a condom on you, you take your dick back out and you go take your dick home, won't you? You had some pussy where you left your dick in there? He's just saying ball juice don't count, like just ball sweat. No, you know what happened? That's sweat and energy. You know what happened?

You know what he always leaving the pussy? The condom. You're out of pocket, man. You line on. He frightened. He always wanted to pull magnums out on the bitch's door. he don't fit. No, no, no, that's him.

He got air conditioning. He went them air conditioning condoms. That's Dev. No, no. Don't have a lot. Oh, he only went. He's a hair back. He's a part of the Seaman Demon.

He's a Seaman Demon Warrior. First off, don't spit it to me. And this nigga had like six chicks pregnant at the same time, so we know he was going wrong. He's all right. Every time I'm calling home from jail. Damn was, oh, man, I got a video on. You thought you had chicks pregnant and they popped up with dark skin with nabby heads, so we know what you was doing. That don't count.

Don't know. You're messing with a smuddle my name. Hey, his semen steaming, this shit burnt down. Nick, kiddie, niggas shooting blanks around this. Oh, question. Real question. Y'all, any of y'all ever get burnt?

He's straight up. No, but I, man. You're lying, Jeff. No, I can tell you a crazy. Fucking wrong. No, I could tell you a, all right, listen to this. Listen to this. This is some nuts shit that happened to you.

So one day, I go to this, uh, My boy Sneaker Box Chalk had a show and shit. So I go to this show, and when we leave it and out, it's like a whole vint, like a SUV with all these Puerto Rican chicks around it or whatever. So me, Dal Michael Jr., white mic, we all walk by the gym. This chick yelled out like, yo, I turn around. She walked up to me. She's like, who you, yo? I'm like, who am I.

I'm like, my name dead. She said, oh, yeah, you blood. I said, no. She said, why are you all flaming? up why you got a whole red outfit on i said cause i wear what i want she said uh-huh what's you doing after this i said no she's really rigged dad listen look look she's like what you doing after this i said i'm going home she said no you not you're coming over my crib so then this other chick walks up and was like what's up dad and i recognized her from when we was kids this chick was like

pregnant when we was like 11 some shit like that right she like trust me dad get with her so the chick takes my phone, put her number, you know, in the phone or whatever. I walk away, she sends me to join. I go pick up the join

or whatever like that. We go back to the crib. We go to my spot. I'm trying to kick it with the joint. She seemed like she don't want to talk nothing. I don't know what they do. I'm feeling like, yo,

she won't fuck with me like that. So I decided to just go in, you know what I mean? We start rocking now. You bear back? Listen. What's you bear back? This is why I'm telling this story,

bro. So the boy, Bobby, I pulled the Bobby, right? So I'm sitting there chilling with the joint And it's the screensaver on my computer And it showed like all the pictures of my niggas Or whatever

So a picture pop up And this chick is laying on my chest Right? We laid up chilling. She says I'll fuck the shit out that nigger I was like, whoa What? Did you just say you fuck my boy? She said no no I ain't say that I said I fucked the shit out of that nigga

I'm like what she said I knew you was a blood all them niggia is in them pictures of blood, whatever, whatever, who about, fuck them, da-da-da-da. Then the chick starts telling me all these wild, terrible stories of hordom. I instantly, bro,

I felt like my dick was on fire. It was. Bro, listen to me. Immediately. I was like, I got AIDS. I'm dead. You know what I'm done. Bro, I, when I say I was going through it,

I felt like I was coughing. You know what I'm saying? Like, but immediately. The next day, I'm at like a baby shower or whatever. My mind is gone, bro. I'm looking at everybody. I'm thinking about my future, bro. I'm fucked up.

So I'm going to be shotty. Like, what's going on with you? I told him, he's like, yo, I'm going to take you. You got to go to this doctor or whatever. So I go to the bull, whatever. They give you the night to check up or whatever like that. And they'll just give you a pill, like afterwards just in case the shit. You got to take a full test or whatever.

So I'm at the criminal watching like the wire with my niggas and my mom and shit. They call. so they call this is whatever doctor's office I'm like hold on I go upstairs I want to be by myself when I get the news that I'm dying and shit right so they're like

Mr. Robinson your test results are in I'm scared to I'm like I got A feel like I'm done I'm done bro I'm done I'm like yeah she's like

everything came back negative negative oh my god bro i was in there going negative oh god i was like what i got i was like what i got what i got so the thing it was like what i was like it's negative like what happened she was like no no like it's negative like you're good i was just thinking about negativity uh death all that type shit that don't got nothing on what happened to gil i remember time the health department called my eye gild about this motherfucker he was burning half of the section

of north philly he just was running around and his name kept popping up in these and these STD cases and shit, right? I mean, I said, oh, what's, he said, because, man, they really locked me. Lock you up for what? No, they said I was burning. I ain't even know I was burned.

I'm like, how the fuck you don't know you burning? I'm like, how you don't know you burning? The health department was on him. Like, they had a real live investigation, a case out on him, investigation, and he just burned all these women. Yeah, him, Bobby, he was a bearback boy, too. But, Dad, let me ask you a question.

But just the thing you mentioned burning, right? Yeah. This is what I found out about the shorty. the reason why she was on that type time was she just did a bit she's a latin queen she had beef with somebody and burnt the house down she did an arson bid this was her coming home

why do you deal with crazy people all the time how do you deal with crazy people though dad what the fuck is going on look man and the bottom line is dad was out here striking bitch and fraud did you have to use the kind of first of all first of all of course Nick said told that long ass story

to basically say he fucked the bitch wrong and the touch came back negative. Listen, but this nigga, hold on. But you didn't want to tell your story. Your story got wrapped up real, real room. He burned. He burned. He burned a lot of cheeks out of it.

Oh, do you all here? Do y'all believe in semen demons? Nah, nah, inferno. I believe that there's a bunch of bitches running around here with royal rumbles going down in their pussy. It's true. It's true. That's true.

Do y'all believe in semen demons? Yeah, I do. Okay. Let me ask you a question. But you do know that they could have ended up getting pregnant by two dudes. Right. Is that possible? Is that possible?

Yes. If each egg gets, each egg could get fertilized. If two eggs get fertilized by a different dude, there's people that have twins that be different, bro. That's crazy. Let me ask you a question. If you was involved with a woman, you got her pregnant, she had the child. Child's three years old.

You find out the child isn't yours. Are you still involved in the kid's life? We already said, but it was 21. So I don't understand the difference. No, but I'm saying if you find out she's pregnant, y'all together, is you leaving and is you still being a part of the kid's life? How long you was, how long, you've been there for the whole three years? And that's your kid?

Yes, you've been there through the whole pregnancy, y'all together, all of that. Is his name, JR? Yeah, his name, his name Wallace People's Jr. Is you staying? That's hard. I'm the fuck out. Like, first of all,

young boy ain't even get to develop no memories yet, so he don't even really truly understand that I'm his father. But his name, Jr. I don't give a fuck what his name is. His name could be senior, the third, fifth, sixth, and the tenth. I'm the fuck out. be a father to your child I'm just saying listen

because if I found out at three he about to be three his memories ain't that ain't that stern yet he won't even remember that I was a part of his fucking life that's when the exit plan

coming you got to know when to hold him no one to fold them no one to walk away no one to run no one to fucking run and that's basically like like that's her fault What's you doing? I'm out.

Don't just be, don't just say you out because big cuss said he out. He's lying. No, I'm not lying. You're lying. I'm out. You're lying. And you,

don't you got to get your, you got to get your name off that, off that paperwork, right? Because once you sign that birth. Once the DNA test come back, you cool. Like, you're cool. You wiped out from child support and all that, right?

I know. I didn't know that. I thought it was like some crazy shit where, where like if your name is on the, um, birth certificate, you got to go through something. Now,

I ain't sure. I think once a DNA come, you cool. I'm out. What's you, Dev? Yeah, I'm out, bro. Y'all niggas. Okay, hold on. That's three years. Okay, hold on. Is we saying, is we talking about y'all niggas leaving a random person you all was messing with or y'all niggas leave? Because you definitely wouldn't leave thee.

You're working through it. You're wild. You're working to fuck. And we already know. Bro, you already. Able to do whatever the fuck she wants. He ain't going nowhere. I don't believe that. I don't believe that either.

First of all, both of you niggas is wrapped around your woman finger. I'm the fuck out. You're the only one not leaving because you've been in 20 joints. No, first of all, okay,

first of all, let me just say something. Let me just say something. Deb was like, yeah, y'all did lip service. Shout out of the lip service too, Angela Lee and Gigi.

He's like, y'all did the lip service podcast. He was like, I wouldn't have been able to do lip service. Like, why? Why, why you wouldn't have been able to do? My fucking woman would have killed me. Like, so you got things out here you can't even do. Like, I can't come in at 12.30.

I could be 12, 29, but 30, I'm done. Like, so you can't tell me nothing. But that don't got nothing to do with my girl. Like, don't be getting pregnant by another day. Okay, let me just say something. Let me just say something. Let me just say something. Let me just say something.

It go hand in hand. either you run your relationship or you don't run your relationship it ain't like I've run half the relationship no either you running your shit or you're not running your shit

so by the fact that you like I couldn't do that like that lets me know who the fucking boss is you feel we're already know no my house was right there I don't know

she was what is that lip service so it was quiet as shit you got your mind I went in listen I win it You find Gil I went in I didn't even

I'm gonna tell you some shit that Gil done to me Hold on Hold on Hold on Hold on The only thing The only thing you won in

When you say it What was the name He said What was her name The rap chick Luriel Luriel Luriel

He asked Luriel How many dicks You suck To your whole life She was like She was like How many dicks Have you conquered

In your old life Hold up I said, whoa. He went from like zero to a hundred She was like, because, you know, I enjoy sucking dick. Like, you know, I don't have a problem with how many dicks have you conquered? Yeah, like if I asked that, I'd have been met with some animosity. How many dicks have entered your throat?

That's great. That's a wild joint. How many dicks have entered your throat? Your majesty. But we always. We all out. We all out on that. We out. Yeah, we are. Y'all niggins some bitches, niggas. You ain't leaving.

You ain't fucking leaving. All right. Shut the fuck up. He out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm fucking be right there. Cuns. Where you at? I'm in Baltimore. Shit. What you doing?

Watching the baby. I'll be out. Where eight point? She didn't work. She said she'd be back in a little. Yeah, it's bullshit. I wonder. Deb, we shooting a podcast. That's the baby.

Soon as vegan. Soon as the father come pick him up at three. The day's dad coming. Hold up. As soon as his dad come get him at three, I'll be able to come out and we can do the pound camp. Hey, listen, let's get into a million dollars worth of game, right? She said, Gilly.

This girl says she needs some games. She said, Gilly, I got a question for you. me and my man was together for a little over four years i held the nigger down kept it real solid when we was together things went left we ain't together no more now he locked up all of a sudden out of nowhere some of his niggers he used to kick it with is trying to get at me they got their own situations but why are they trying to talk to me now i won't call him his friends because real ones won't do that but why now Let me know something

Let me handle that shit Okay, go ahead Listen, let me explain something to you When you go to jail Listen, let me tell you something When you go to jail 99% of the time that happened With these so-called fake-ass homies

That you run around Risking your freedom Jebidizing your life with All these dudes My bro, my day once Bro Bro Bro-Ski Bro-Ham My heart

Bro-a-Roney All that nut-ass shit Go out of the word And all of a sudden She getting calls two in the morning Hello? Hello, who this? Yo Keisha, what's up?

No, I'm just checking on you. I mean, no, no, no, boo-boo in jail. I just wanted to make sure you cool, you cool. You want me bringing something to eat? What the fuck is you calling to? But this will happen. That is the norms. A lot of people, a lot of women go through this,

a lot of dudes be in jail. You see him in the yard, snap, and you're like, damn, he was just living 200 yesterday. Now he's living 500 on a bench, what happened? He's mad. He got that cause. He told him, you know, what's named me last night? What did he DM you for?

No, he told me to come through, slide through. I mean, he wanted to take me out. What? He tried to blaze my bit. Now, in the yard talking about. You know what I mean, dudes, women be getting slayed and sprayed by their homies. You know how many dudes, women be coming up with their homies, and they be already in the situation, but somebody wound up telling them,

oh, yeah, I've seen them, they're already blending. They come and see you in a visit together. They're already blazing her. Most of the time, he's blazing her. And at the end of the day, you know what that all boils down to? A shoulder to cry on becomes a dick the ride on. That's the reality of it. So what your man do is he catch a bitch while she has.

the down point. Mm-hmm. She, she, frustrated. Uh-huh. They're about to get down. Five to ten dollars. I was like,

I, I can't believe. Come here, baby. Come here. You can make you through that. I got you. I'm going to hold you down. You know, if you need anything.

I'm going to hold you down. Yeah, I mean. I'm going to pipe you down. I'm here for you. You know what I'm saying? Like, you need. Because you're a good woman. Like, start crying, like, pull the titty out.

Gil seemed like he got this all down bat. That was his thing back at that. Yeah, Gil got this whole workout. His acting would give him Oscar winning. He gave me a flashbacker back in the day. That was his whole John. He'd come up to his shit. Damn, what's up, Shoddy?

He's like, he'd call me here, man. You remember the John I met? Yeah, I was sucking of tities last night. See, you that ass dicking. Because back of the day, I'll be straight up, y'all. He wasn't getting no action like that. A lot of people wasn't. Like, a lot of y'all, young boys, y'all got a bad dudes wasn't getting no action.

action like that. You got to talk on the phone with a chick. First of all, he's lying. He was a legendary titty suck. No action. That was his whole joke. First of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first. You're looking at this. He was his titty back in the day. That was like, yeah, I had it. First of all, young boys. That's just, just for the record, young boys. He tried to reverse the gay boy, young, yeah. While it was three years younger to be young boys. So when I was running around back in the date, that's telling him what our first rap group was. Keep it real. What was our first, what was the name of our first rap group?

We only had one, no, we didn't, nigger. So you're going to lie? It wasn't the other name. So you're going to fucking lie? You're going to lie. What we used to run around is? The boy had thoroughbred.

No, fuck, no. That's what you wanted to be. First, we was, this was our very first name. Slam and spray him. No, because I got all the bitches. Oh, my God. And he used to warm the bitches up for me.

He was a bitch warmer. Like, I used to let Loat suck the bitch's tini. He lied, he was a woman. That was Dave, a bitch woman. Our first rap group was King Plucker and the Titty So. He lied, he lied, he lied. That was our first rap group. He lied, Deb.

Hey, Dad, let me tell you something about him, too. Our first rap group was King Plucker and the Titty Sucks. He lied. No, listen, let me explain. He was the first Sair squad. Listen, let me explain some to you. Let me explain some to you. King Plucker and the Titty Sucker.

This ball back in the day was a snowman. He was snowman before Jeezy. That's all he had was the white pieces. I did, I did have white pieces. He was a snowman. I did. Like, on some real stuff, man. I did.

He was a snowman. You know, I took him up to the college and let him see how a college athlete lived. I'm going to say this, that college shit is something else. Especially when you never been to college, never experienced it, and you just run around the street doing dumb shit all day and somebody take you to a campus. And you're like, this is high going down? Oh, my fucking. It was crazy.

So you were sucking white tities as a year and a young guy? Oh, come on, man. He was just, he was just known as the titty sucker back then because he ain't get no, he ain't getting no, he didn't get no, like, like, while he felt like, like, like, back then, he felt like when he sucked some tities and he grinded on the bitch, he accomplished something. Like, he, like, Walo's type of nigger,

he'll grind on the bitch for two hours. I'm trying to, I'm trying to. My fucking dick harder than Russian Jeopardy. You, hear me? Like, then he had sucked the bitch titties for a half hour with cremate all in his pants. No, I ain't going to front. That was a shit, man.

back of the day. That was shit. I ain't going to front. Sometimes shit was hard sometimes, man. So if you get a little joyd off, a little... Now you get count. Like, yeah, I had, yeah, I had, huh? Shout out Joe Cross again.

That was you, nigga. You'd be like, yeah, I have. Because I ain't going to front, man. Listen, as me being a man now, I got to take back a lot of my numbers. A lot of my numbers was deflated. I mean, a lot of my stats. It was inflated. Yeah, man.

I think about it as a grown man. I'm like, damn, because the dudes would be like, damn. I'd be like, yeah, that was me, I know what I mean? I mean, I was counting Titty sucks and eight. I ain't even going to lie, man. I counted them, Jones. I was wrong, you know what I mean? It was hard, though.

It was hard back then, man. All young boys got it sweet, man. Shit was hard back in the day, man. Hey, so let me get back to the men, I was a game as far as... Yeah, that always happened, man. The female, let me tell you something. You know, the bottom line is when your man was out here, them niggas was plotting on you the whole time.

They just, they just, they just had enough fear that they wasn't going to disrespect your man because of what he might have did to them niggas. But the whole time he was on the streets, they was plotting on you. Because it's not no coincidence that now a nigger lead the streets and now all these niggas is coming at you. So the bottom line is most of them niggas wasn't really his friends. But then, in the end of the day, most of the day, most niggas is coming at you. really ain't your friend. Because, let's be for real, you be friends with a nigger.

Oh, this is my day one. This is my day one. Y'all 20. By the time y'all 23, you niggas don't even hang together no more. You kicking it with this nigger. By the time, you're 27, y'all niggas don't even hang together anymore. A lot of friendships going to fade because you start to grow apart and people start matured more.

And what used to mean nothing, they don't mean something in the life. And y'all become apart. And you're like, some people, as you evolve, they don't. They still on some shit back in the day. This ain't 82 no more, my man. We can't hang on the corner and drink ice you have some shit. Right. A lot of motherfuckers is still holding on to yesterday.

You feel what I'm saying? I had a nigga that on a barbershop down area avenue go on a motherfucking DVD and say, damn, you don't even come through no more. You don't even stop through the barbershop no more. Nigna, I had a ball here for 20 years. I cut my own fucking hair. Why the fuck would I need to?

to come down a fucking barbershop in the hood to do what post up the post up i'm a grown ass man but you still doing the same shit that you was doing 20 fucking years ago watching life pass you by like a honda civic on the motherfucking eway so so your life is it revolves around waking up, chilling in the hood, smoking some weed, drinking a low 2-11 or some henny. My life don't consist of that, nigger. And my motherfucking life ain't no throwback Thursday, nigga. A throwback. A throwback like bad.

A lot of niggas don't got nothing to hold on to, but they passed. And they wasn't even legend in that. Right. And on some real shit, it seemed like in the hood that we come from the ghetto, you don't a real nigga if you ain't got shit going on. Think about that. I'm a real nigga. Oh, because you're standing around the way and you're not doing that? You're ready to catch a case?

They don't know nothing else. No, but you got motherfuckers that believe it that's grown-ass men. Oh, I'm a real nigga. You ain't real because you got something going on in your life. Oh, you know the worst niggas? The niggas that go to jail will come home and think they're real just because they want, I'm real. I just 5 out of 10, I'm real.

Nigel, you got caught. Only day you did was get court. Let's be for real. The majority of the jails, let's just be for real. Because I ain't been there for a long time, but I did a little punk-ass 10 days. And all I seen was some nut-ass young boys and a bunch of fucking drug addicts.

That's all the fuck I've seen in jail with some dope fiends, some crackheads, some confusing niggas on wet, some young boys that's motherfucking dehydrating the fuck out because of them perks. and a couple niggas that was out here getting some real money and court cases.

So, let's be for real, man. My fuckers get locked up and come home. All of them niggas is pussy. Oh, you be dead next month. So all of a sudden, everybody's a coward because you sat in the cell for a bunch of years and you're the toughest person in the world, but when the man came in your cell and said,

shake down, strip out, spread your ass, you spray to them. So news flashed to everybody. all the soul-on-so. I'm a real nigger. A real nigga in the ghetto now mean you ain't got shit going on. And you're ready to die or catch your case.

So don't be a real nigga. Be yourself. I ain't trying to be a real. I just want to be the real me. Right. That's why people be like, damn, this dude went to jail. No, I went to jail for doing some dumb shit

and it was all my fault. It wasn't the world. It wasn't who it didn't send me something. It wasn't who did this. It wasn't that person. It wasn't that person. They didn't got nothing to do with me doing some dumb shit and going to jail.

Who fault was? It was my fault. It wasn't nobody. fault. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Say that shit just one more time. It was my fault. I went to jail because, you know what I did? As a, man, once you come to a certain mindset and you out here doing shit, you know right from wrong.

I did some dumb shit. I said, police, come get me. I'm doing some dumb shit. Lock me up. Send me into jail. And I went to jail and I had to do. I did my time. But I wasn't a dude. And anybody that knew me when I was in jail, same energy. Running around. I'm going out. I'm making that. Same thing. I do the same thing everywhere I'm at. Because I wasn't in jail going to be mad about. I don't be mad at a month. I don't be mad at a

I can't, I ain't mad at because they live in their life. And their life is not stopping for me because I'm in jail. Don't know, listen, news flash to all the real niggins that's chasing a graveyard and chasing jail, don't nobody owe you shit. The decisions that you're making out here in the streets to be a real nigga, I'm a real nigger. Don't worry about no commissary. Don't worry about your baby mom who's slaying her and sprainer.

Don't worry about nothing. Don't be, oh, my kid, no, don't be arguing with Kees on the phone about seeing your kids. You didn't want to see your kid. You left your kid. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, hold on news to last though. Why that chick name always got to be fucking Keisha, man. He's got something going on with that, that Keisha, Skarding.

No, no, Keisha, Boo, Boo, Black. That's like the names. Like Rahim, Boo Boo and Black, then my dude names and Keisha. Keisha's like a major hood name. That's why I use that. So don't be calling her talking about, oh, man, why you ain't, why I can't, no, dog, dog. Because, you know, I'm going to keep it all we real.

You did some dumb shit. I had a few homies in my lifetime that went to jail. but it's levels to the homieship just because me and you are cool we associates I know you you know me when you go to jail that don't mean that I'm supposed to lease your motherfucking commissary

you know how many motherfucking homies I know that's went to jail I'd be broke if I laced all them niggas commissary so it's been a gang of niggas who don't want to accept responsibility They come home from jail and be mad at you You didn't do this for me You didn't do that for me

You didn't do this You didn't do that Wait wait hold on What the fuck have you ever done for me Other than be a friend You've never done anything for me In your lifetime other than Be cool

Hey what's up Be cordial Hey what's up man You've seen a game Man what you're getting into the night minute Now you go to jail and I'm supposed to act like you're the electric bill?

A nigga lifestyle. Like a motherfucker pulled to take out of their kid, mouth and doofy. Because you did some dumb shit. And think about it. A motherfucker go to jail and all of a sudden you were in jail and you finally got your mind right.

All the dumb shit you did out here in the neighborhood just supposed to disappear. Right. Motherfuckers be out here terrorizing the whole neighborhood then go to jail and be mad. Oh, them niggas ain't doing them. Fuck them. Oh.

You robbed everybody. You shot anybody. You shot anybody. motherfucking family members. You terrorize motherfuckers out here. And you think the world polls to stop for you now. No, do your bit.

Just do your bit. You got, because you signed up for it. You signed up for your bit. You, like, you was out here. That's what crazy. Everybody gets, and once they sit, all the drugs get out of their system, now they normalize their self.

Be like, oh, man. Damn, I was on some nuts shit. Now they write letters. Ain't nobody returning them. Ain't nobody give, no. But messages, excuse me, messes to all the real niggas out there. Does dying to catch a case?

Does dying to get killed? stand what you do. That's cool. Just stand up for it. The fine print. You're ready to do a bit. It's cool. You got it.

And it ain't nobody fault that you're in jail doing a bit. I mean, don't worry about no conversation because you're not worrying about. You're just worrying about being a real nigga. Messies again, the real, only the real,

the real nigga mean in the ghetto that you ain't got nothing shit and shit going on and you ready to do some dumb shit. That's what it mean. Absolutely. Let's get into the segment of who would you be.

Who would you be as sponsored by? Who would you be as sponsored by? Have you had any good hair lately? What do your hair line look like? Do you have some? Do you have any stella in you here? How long is your girlfriend here? Do she need hair?

If she need hair, everything, divaglam.com. I like that bullshit-ass radio voice, too. You like my radio voice? If you've had any hair lately. If you have your woman had any hair, I like to make my voice deep like this because I think I sound like Barry White. Sound like a radio guy.

He sounds like fucking Joe Dirt. Hey, this is 103, 2, 2,33, 4, and I'm coming to you live. We're coming with the top 10 countdown. You like that. My radio voice, I'm ready. Make you the job. So who would you be right?

Oh, shit. Here comes some crazy shit. You're a drug dealer. You've gotten in too deep with the Medellin cartel. Oh, shit. Somebody fucked the money up. But the bottom line is you're the one that oldies, niggas. And they like.

somebody got to pay for not having this money they're going to torture you now they say you got three ways we can torture you either we're going to sit you right here we're going to put your fucking hands on this table my man Jose Rodriguez is going to pull his fucking ham out and bang the shit out your hands

for about four minutes That's a long, fucking time. Oh, no, when you get done, you're throwing up the bees and the seas. You're the bloods and a crisp. Four minutes. How many, how many, how many, how many, how many, how many times are you going on? It don't even matter.

He's just going to hit, he's going to fuck all them joints up. Four minutes, he's going to be tired. That's a long time. Hey, no bones in your hands going to be fucking working. Just know that. What they say. We can strip your necket, whip their ass, slice you up with,

with little razors and the little bleach in your shit these is little cuts these is just razor cuts The razor cuts Oh no razor is crazy That's vicious

Ah Or They tie you to the back of a caddy truck No And drag you for two miles Down the street No

I'm taking the razor cuts In the bleach Yo I got to They got to strip me out Because listen, listen The razor cuts in the bleach Because of this And they just cut me with ladies

At least I'll be able to cover that shit I can't deal with my wounds But listen I need my hands You need listen man All he thinks about jerking off You can't shake the dice in one I need my hands right

Listen that's number one right And listen You're going to be dead On the back of that truck So hold on you just think about Shaking the dice With your broke up hands No I'm not going to be shaking

My hands ain't Why is you still jerking off? No Seven days a week, man. No, it ain't a bond jerk, no. You still got to grab your piece when you prepping up. When y'all kissing all, you got, you grab your joan, you got me. Oh, I see.

Let me, you know, you got to cue your piece up. No, I don't cue my piece up. I drive the boat without staring. Oh, here you go, man. I've been that thing over, let the boot, you, whoa, whoa, that train that's in the world. There you go, no, I ain't talking about that. Tell me, what you did a kid? You just grabbing your john.

Yeah, I mean, hey. You got to, and then during the day, you got to adjust your piece. You got the extendable, when you got the expendable, extendable, you drive the boat without stared. You drive the train without. You drive the train without. Blah, one, wham, ah, all right, so who would you be? I think.

You dated on the back of the truck. You're going to die. How many miles you got to ride? How many miles are you going to be in the back of the truck? Two miles. You're done. That's 20 blocks. They're going to go fast, bro.

You're done. That's terrible. Your hair going to come off. Your hair might come off. No, I'm getting cut up. That's it. I'm getting cut. Thank you.

That's the best one. Because I got a drool. Like, that's how I make my living. How I'm a draw with no hands? Like, listen, just imagine you can't drive no more. You fucked up. You fucked up. Do you niggas know how that's going to feel when they pull that bleach down and that shit

just run all down your body? How am I make a living with no hands? No, no, no. They fixed them hands. No, they can't fix them. Like, I'm joking. You said they're back. You said, your bones shattered.

What the fuck? You're just going to have skin. You'll be like this. Skin hit. Your hands is going to be like rubber gloves. You can't drive in none of that. You're done. Like your whole,

the whole, that's going to crush all the bones in your hand. Now, if you said one hand, like maybe it's just like, you're my left joint. You're going to drive me around. Fuck me.

I ain't driving you around. No. No, because you fucking with you while I got cut up. You probably hooked me up with the people. I'm done. I ain't fucking.

Gil fucked to work up. I'm changing my life today. I'm going to work at Walmart and anything. I'm going to keep it all way real. I'm done. I've been in movies and I know how to do low-key stunt man shit

so I think I'm taking a car All right, listen you can't be attached to the back There's a long rope And it's just dragging How the fuck you're gonna tell? Listen You got a ball head

If they're going If they're going 15 miles an hour With your head coming off Bro You boom Just that gravel Just hitting the back of your nonion You're done

You're done Listen And originally Like if you got clothes on Or you're neckie Necky Oh, you know, your dick loose Yeah, yeah.

Listen, because the best one is the razor Because it's just on your body, you cover you done. Add to that, you just change the life. No, but they whip you first. Yeah, that's great. I mean, they're whipping you and then they throw in the bleachers. No, then they cut you with the razor.

No, I got to take it. That's, oh. Listen, cool. A separate joint? Coonti Kente can't they lick through that shit? Because listen, just for them to just sit there and put little cuts on you, that, that's not going to hurt too much. When they hit you, when they hit you,

when they hit you, that's going to open up wounds. That's going to be burning. Right. You're going to be sore forever, but it's worth it. It's worth it. But the bleach getting in your system going to kill you. No, it's not. They're going to be, it's going to be, it's going.

How does that wound? Yeah, yeah. That's you're talking about it. All right. You can't get bleach in your fucking, your bloodstream. Alcohol, alcohol. That's why I'm going. No, no, bleach, nigger.

That's why I'm going with the joints with the hands. I might have rethink that joke because I might, God. You know, you cool, guy. You already picked, you digger's dead. I'm gonna go with my hands being fucked up. And I'm cool. You can't play basketball or box.

Hey, listen, let me tell you something. Your hands are going to be fucked up. And guess what you can't do when you die? You can't fuck, nigga. Fuck is you talking about. I'd be like this. I had my hands down like a motherfucker banging this shit out of, Tudy. I'll be the no-man killer.

The no-hand man. I did tell Tudy, I'd be like, talk dirty to me. Tootty be like Your hands Eat that pussy with no hands She'd be like Slap my ass, Gil, with the soft hands No, I hit him with this part

You hear me, I hit it with this part You'll be slapping through this shit Hey, this shit all dead I hit her with this boy That ass fat, baby That's your hard too That's a hard as you Uh huh that ass

Or if your hand is like this You can just do That joan will just be wildling Because it ain't got nothing The bones beat up out of that Jones And they're going to be Oh damn Blood clogged up

So y'all taking the cuts And I'm taking the hands On some G shit That's crazy That's pain I'm taking the hands On some G shit Let's get into this next segment

Let's get into my radio voice Stories from the Cell Stories from the Cell Story said from the cell That's brought to you by All the men incarcerated Wait, them dickens didn't pay us That's the fuck are you talking about

We only shot spouses out there Pay Fuck, it's wrong with you This is, wait, hold on And how did you come up with that Like that was some ultra-spicy shit This is for all my brothers in the cell No, I ain't say it like that

Now, this is stories from the cell. Now, you know what's crazy about this is that. You know, you see dudes come on from jail. You see the pictures of jail. You see anybody on the visit, dudes all husky in jail. I'm with the jail. I'm big oatmeal and peanut butter, steroids. That's steroids again in jail, oatmeal peanut butter.

You know, you see the visits. You see all the pictures, right? But what you don't see is this. Our culture glorified jail in a way where it's those like, when you go to jail, you're, you're, looked that different. It's like something is fucked up, but it's a badge of honor, you know, and everybody see all them to get pictures, dudes come on, they, they husky, all that shit and all the deep, the phone calls. But they don't see when you're in that cell by yourself

and the world left you. Me, I was a person at, it was many times when I was in the cell and I just broke down crying, man, because I broke down crying because I'm like, damn, I can't believe I got myself in this type of situation. Damn, I want to go home. And I'm a grown man. I want to go home. You know what I mean? And I was just so emotional with the fact that, damn, yeah, I want to go home, but I still got 15 to do.

I still got 10 to do. Family members dying. Life going on. You know, you go through so many, I went through so many cellies. It was just crazy. You know, and A by, A by. be going home so crazy because you know

a lot of people be in jail for two to three years two years you get a celly you're all kicking it and you're like damn sally man I see you out there you're like all right bro all right

but this to have you didn't look you you didn't see three cellies go home in the last two years let me ask you a question did you cry when your cellies went home

no I didn't cry when they went home I cried sometime when I was just by myself in there it wasn't about it was just about damn you know seeing that feeling seeing that excitement seeing somebody going Because when you ready to go home, you got to go around, get your paperwork, you sign and shit.

You know what I mean? Your people's sending your clothes. That's that whole process. And he coming back, yeah, my sister got this for me. He sent me like, yeah, I'm just sitting here like, damn, you know what I mean? And you fucked up because it's like, damn, I can't wait. You know, that happened for me. Can't wait to get that feeling.

Get a feeling, but it's so far away because you're like, I got all these years to do. And I'm like, you're like, damn, I got six years in there on 20. And you're like, damn, and you just, and you just see an excitement of somebody, and they only can. came through. You seen them when they first came to jail and they out. And you just see so many people coming out and it just be like sometimes you just feel like you ain't, I ain't going to hold you. It was a lot of time I thought I never was coming home. It wasn't that, it wasn't that didn't have a date. It was just like, that shit seemed like never worry. You just don't see yourself, you be in there doing that big time. You don't see yourself coming home and you just

be like, damn. You know, grandma, I'm called, you know, are you talking to grandma? She's like, well, baby, you know, I never told my grandma how much time I was doing. I made sure nobody really told her that, right? And I always be like, I'll be home soon. I'll be home soon. And she'd say stuff like, well, baby, I don't know if I'm going to be here when you get here. And you just, and you just go back to the cell, you break down, you'd be like,

damn. Like, fuck. Because you feel, you, me, I'm feeling like a failure. She never seen me do right in my life. So it's like, I just want to see, she's, want her to see me do right one time. So how you feel that now? Because, you know, speaking of Nanny, you just took Nanny out, you know, for an 85th birthday.

Yeah, yeah, last week. You know, rest in peace, the cousin Steve, which is my cousin, but he's your brother. Yeah. You know, and you took Steve kids out and your mom. How did that make you feel? It's good. It's a good. For real, for real, it's really a good feeling just seeing Annie because when she told me, like, you know, being out of jail and to be able to make it out, like, to be able to make it out of prison.

And I always had a fear that she might not because that's how she talked, like, well, you ain't going to be here at about time. So to be able to make it out and be out here going on three years And her seeing me win Fuck money, fuck clothes, fuck stuff Nothing is more That's, that made me rich The richest motherfucker on the planet Right there to be, for her to be able to see me

Like, damn, you, like, when she said it to me, she was like, baby, I ain't never seen nobody Come out of jail and do what you do. That fucked me up, like, you know what I mean? I just wanted her to be proud And that was like, that was me, that was me getting rich, that was me being a millionaire for her to see me

because she went through everything in my life all up and all that shit me going to jail I'm calling her she talking to him boy you get it yet right

and she told me she said listen baby she said I don't want you to feel no type of way but I ain't even though you was coming home you used to talk in jail and she's like

you know how people be talking to jail you talked before I ain't know if you got it I ain't know if you got it yet I ain't know if you still we still was going

to deal with your shit like so I ain't really so to be out here and be able to do that that's like motherfuckers be out here I ain't trying to flex for nobody else

I don't want no another man or nobody to look at me like I'm the shit and anything. When my grandma said that, I knew I was the shit then. I'm like, oh, yeah, that's the shit. You know what I mean? For her, because, you know, my brother died still connected. He died not being right. You see what I'm saying?

So, you know, you're still, and it's like, all your, you know, she got other grandkids, but your oldest grandkids, which is my brother was, and then me, ain't can't do right. And so for me to be able to come out here and be example, for his son, be example for the family, be example for little homie. in the hood you know what I mean because I

the example that I ain't see when I was coming up I think that's major but like just going through that whole jail shit is like that she used to break me down sometimes and I used to just be like damn like on some real shit and people be thinking everybody everything jail is just so harder no no being all that hard shit all that tough

they ain't no just being yourself as where's at and I was myself and I just going there sometimes sellies to come in and be like yo man what's up something man I was like man I just had a phone man this shit man I get the fuck out of jail man I'm trying to get out of jail man You know what I'm saying? And he'd be like, man.

And it's like you just be, and with me getting out was me escaping, reading books. That was me getting out, like just going to run or just trying to space out and just get the fuck. Because a lot of times I was in jail, but I wasn't in jail. Like a motherfucker being jail doing time, doing all the dumb shit, and be kicking it with the homies. I wasn't with that shit. Like, I might come and laugh and shit and joke. But I'm not trying to hear about who fucking who doing this because I got motherfuckers counting on me when I come back. So I got to make sure I'm coming back.

Right. A motherfucker has spent all this time in jail talking about the same shit Oh yeah, who's the name? What's the name? I ain't give a fuck about nothing I'm in there reading shit I'm in there communicating with people

that's not from our culture That might be an Indian boy Might be a white boy Different, learning about different shit Because a lot of people be in jail A lot of times You run into some professionals That broke the law

But they get, they give you some games So I used to be over there with them And you got the niggas damn while I want some other shit No, I'm on some other shit I already know about who shot I already know about dudes getting shot Selling drugs, robbing motherfuckers

Doing nothing with the life I know that already. But if I'm in jail, I'm going to take this time and try to learn something to fuck else because I know, I know, listen, men crying the motherfucking dark. I didn't cry, so I understand. I ain't going to be the nigga that just keep going through the shit and then all of a sudden, I go back out here.

I'm posting up on the block. Yo, how do fuck my nephews and these? How are they going to look at me? Damn, I'm going to nut-ass nigger. You just came right home and you just back. My grandma, oh, you're still a nut. You still didn't get it. I'm out there 40 years old running from the cops.

30-something years old running from the cops. I got to worry about the police. Them the last motherfuckers on my mind these days. The only motherfuckers I worry about is the parking authority because they would be writing tickets and shit. But the police, I see them. I used to be, you know, when you, you remember back in the day, you hear the cops.

You're like this, oh shit. You think they're looking for you kids. You know you didn't done some dumb shit. Now they don't, fuck. So it's like men crying the dark, man. And then it was my darkest moments being in jail just crying and wanting to fuck out on some real shit. Like, I'm a human being at the end of the day.

I ain't one of these motherfuckers that try to, you know, we normalize pain. A little facade. Fuck that facade. I mean, I had moments, man. And it was, you know. You know, the funniest niggas to me is the niggas that come home from jail. Yeah, you know, I had a little punk-ass three years.

Oh, that's too long. I did that on my hands. A year's too long. Nigger be somebody, I did that on my hands, man. That shit ain't about nothing, man. My nigger, there was many a night you cried. You'll tell you something? Your kid's birthday.

You cried. Let me tell you something. You'd be having Muslim niggas who cried during Christmas. I'm just keeping her in my line. No, you're right. Because the motherfuckers grew up in that. Some people wouldn't go to jail

and you know what I mean, convert to Islam, whatever. But they grew up. That's something they know is in their heart already. You know, in their family together, you call home, you get all the phone, go back to the cell. Damn, man. Because that little poke-ass, a Christmas-go-Muslim, he called home.

He ate chestnuts roasting on an open pie. Grandma told him, baby, I'm drinking something that egg, no, with that corn. up in there. That cross ripping at your nose. He's like, who over there? Teresa over here? Hold on.

Your old girlfriend over here. What? Let me get on the, oh, what's up, girl? Hold on, here go a little d. You don't talk to anybody. You call back three times. They're like, you can talk to anybody two times.

They're like, all right, hang up, niggins. You're trying to eat. Take your ass back in the city. You go back to your cell. You're silly like, damn. You're silly like, damn. What's up? You can't say nothing because you're like, you're Muslim.

You can't talk about it. No, I'm just, man, going through it right now. You can't eat. Yeah, man, I just told him to every Christmas It's the season to be jolly, you know what I'm saying? You're selling like Christmas, Staffelaw, brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. Hey, hey, so, uh, that was one of your best stories from the cell.

No, it's just real, though, man, that shit is... That jail shit didn't cry in the dark. I like that. Fuck, yeah, men crying. That shit ain't real. That shit ain't, man. That shit ain't no real shit. I ain't gonna lie.

I was locked up for 10 days. I probably cry about three of them motherfucking days. Yeah The chick I told you about earlier It was like, I do that shit on my hands She was one of them She was one of them She was talking reckless

Everybody Everybody went to call home from jail Like, hey, then cool Oh man, you know Listen, I was with my shit sometime because I got in there And that was a phone call It's a phone call style

When you call on from jail Damn man, what's going on man We miss y'all, man It ain't a small thing to a giant You know, I've been one Oh yeah, he was talking all that good jail shit Small thing. All that shit that don't make no shit.

Oh, man, what's going on, man? Listen, a lion. A lion was a well. If I was a well, I was a lion. You know what I mean? But it's a shit that don't mean that. I didn't know what the fuck I was saying sometimes. Was you saying some of that to, like, protect your family too,

though, to make them not worry about you? No. He was fron. I was fron. I'd rather be a lion for a hundred years. I'd rather be a lion for a day than a sheep for a hundred years. Because everything, man, listen, man. Listen, man, them troubles ain't nothing to me.

I know troubles my whole life. Man, that's my celly anyway. But yeah, what's going on, y'all? Motherfucker asked you another question. Be like, yeah, you know, we're thinking about come and see you. A visit is a visit, but it really ain't a visit. So, you know, I ain't about nothing to me. I'm doing this on my head and my toes, you know?

He'd be like, what the fuck? They get to jail, be stripping. Because I used to be a jail walking the yard with somebody, like, oh, and they'd be saying some shit. And I'd be like, uh-huh, yep, okay. Yeah, because young blood, you understand, man. I remember in 84, man. It was like, it was like silence of the land, man. And you dig what I'm saying?

yeah, I dig you all here. It was silence of the land because time was nothing. I'm like, what the fuck do a movie got to do what you doing your time over here, but I'm listening, okay, and be walking because he's an OG, okay? Yeah, because you know, all right, yeah, solid. He was a cereal, okay? You can stay away from that in my husband. I didn't understand what was going on.

Like, I didn't know, but I couldn't say, oh, here, you tripping. If you say it was like, it was like in a lambs where he was on the street. I'm like, what the fuck? No, he was, he was trying to, he was trying to lie to wallow up for the rake. He was like, he was like, it was like silence of the yams. Oh, man. No, he, he didn't see. Walla walked around a lot.

He said, remember, like, 84, I've been in here since 84 with Silence of the Yams in here. Yeah, I'm like, man, that shit should be like. He was in there back when he was fucking real heavy before the young boys came and they had to put the D's on his shelf. Listen, what? What, Walo, like, silence of the yams. Oh, my God. He like, I heard Silence of the Lamb. I'm like, what the-F?

He like, no, but in here was silence of the yams. I'm like, what that mean? I don't know. Walo, like, what that mean? He, like, I take your yams and you better be silent. Got to fuck away after that. You better not say nothing to nobody. I mean, you get the fuck away from it after that.

We might got to name this episode of Silence of the Yams. Oh, man. You, so all you young niggas, when you go to jail, when old head tell you that story about 84 and it was Silence of the Yams, develop your exit plan. This is exit plan. You've got to know when to hold them. No one to fold them, no one to walk away, and no one to run.

Fuck that. You got to run. Hey, hey, let's get into the top five rap groups of all. Oh, oh, oh, oh. It's my type of shit. That's easy. Dev, dev, come on. This is going to be easy.

No, you. Number one, NWA. Definitely got to be in there. I'm going to put two in there and then you niggas could do the rest. No, no, no, no. You do your top five. I'm doing my own job. Let's try me, girl.

Let's try to agree. Let's try. Oh, fuck, no. We're going to be respectful. No, he's disrespectful. No. No. No. No. No. N.W.A.

I get it. Bone thugs and harmony. I'm not. Mob deep for me. Wait, bone thugs and harmony sold 10 million copies. I get that. I get that. I don't get fuck what you. And they up there, but I'm talking about five and I'm putting my mob deep is in there.

No, listen. Listen, I'm going to just say this. I'm staying away from his fucking five. He can do his own five. You do your own five. You do your own five. Just do the rest of your five. Please. Shout out the prodig. All right, but could you do the rest of your three more? because you do, you're doing, I'm doing my own fire. Fuck that. Because you, you didn't fucked up already. I fucked up.

Just go ahead and say what you're going to say, man. Say your other three, man. I already got three. Say you. I said, Bob deep. I said, N.

I said, Bone thugs and Harmony. Migos. And. E.P.M.D. How the fuck you ain't say public enemy, man? How the fuck you would say bone fathers and harmony? A lot of amigos. You know, you know, that's my squad.

Come on, man. That's my squad. Come on, man. First of all, let me just say something. Let me just say something. Let me just say something. Let me just say that. Tribe called Quest. We already had this discussion. And let me just keep it all the way real. Let me just keep it real. I was a fan of, of, uh, of, uh, of, uh, public enemy, but I wasn't, how you don't say Chup, S1W, Professor Griff, Terminator X? Niggas were scared to death for the fucking S1Ws, man.

All these rap, one D&C, you ain't, say one DEMC? Hold on, you said Degas was scared to death. What? I mean, oh, yeah, run DMC, I got to put run DEMC. But not public enemy, not public enemy. So, so, so. because they was rolling with some vigilantes

I'm supposed to that make it they was rolling with some fucking what was them niggas there wasn't no vigilantes they were some niggas they caught the sub No they didn't

There wasn't no guardian angels No they were there was guardian angels There wasn't no guardian angels But that's visionallani's though First of all But they wasn't what they talked First of all First of all

Come on man First of all You had a clock like flavor So I understand why you felt like that You was a young boy You had a big stupid ass clock Goet you a clock on Get you a clock?

I'm not getting no fucking clock. I'm not walking around no fucking big yellow clock on my neck. No red clock on my neck. So I can understand why you're back in like to. You're just the public other thing. You're not ass rabe bound for a rat. You ready to say Chuck D. How the fuck are you going to have five?

How you wouldn't do the top five and you ain't say Chuck D? Because I wasn't in my top five. No. Public enemy. Fuck no. This is a thing. Public enemy. Look at the shit top five, nigg.

All right, name you a top five then. No, I'm waiting for you. All right. My top five? Because y'all used a fucking disgrace. My top five. The hip hop. You just disrespect the hip hop.

In there, Mobb Deep, Wooten Klan. Fugis. I forgot about the Woot. Look, Fujis. Damn. NWA, run DMC. He's like, you're an alleged. You're an alleged.

Hold on. Wait, hold on. I said, run DMC. No, you fucked up already. No, I forgot about them, but I said, run DMC. I said, NWA, bone thugs in harmony. Bone thugs in harmony. When them niggas hit the motherfucking scene.

It was a different type of rap than any fucking rap. But they're better. But it's more than Wu-Tang. You got to take them out. Put Wu-Tang in there. What you think? Wut-Tang Klan. Okay.

Hold on. You fucked up. You don't know nothing about music. Use a nut. Wutton Klan definitely should go in there. So you got to move them out, right? No, I'm not taking them on Thugs and Harmony out. I don't know what the fuck you talk about.

It's the first of the mud. So who you're going to take out? Wake up. Wake up. Get them checks and get up. Who is you taking out then? Get your five. NWA is number one group of all time.

fine. No. No, but that's fine. NWA is the number one rat group of all time, nigger. No, no. They're fucking in me first. Public enemy. They ain't fucking with NWA. Are you using that ass nigger? But who are you taking out of the five? Wait, wait, hold on. We, nigger, we look.

30 years later, nigger. Ice Cube still fucking shit up out here. Dr. Dre is still fucking shit up out here. This shit is about longevity. These niggas, these niggas won platinum. That's my niggas, man.

These niggas won platinum and ain't had no radio play, nigger. And these niggas made up a song in 1980 fucking 7 that's relevant right now. Fuck the police coming straight from the underground. A young nigga got it bad because I'm brown. And not the other color. So police think they have the authority to kill a minority. Fuck that shit because I ain't the one for Polk, motherfucker with a badge of the gun to be beaten on. It's in jail

We can go toe to toe With the middle of the cell Fucking with me Cause I'm a teenager With a little bit of gold In a pageer Searching my car Looking for the product

Thinking every nigga is Selling our got us They ready to see Me in the Pid Then me and Lorenzo Rolling in a Benzo Be the police out of shape And when the finish

Bring a yellow tape The tape off the scene Of the slaughter Still gets worn on bread in water Fuck you nigger You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, all right. So who you take, so, Gil, can we get your final top five? How's it work?

NWA, I got to take EPMD out. NWA, Wu-Tang, Mob deep, bone thugs, and harmony. You got one more? Major figures. No, no, no! No! The figures! Listen, listen, listen.

Public enemy, NWA, Woutang, Wutang, Kling. Run DMC Oh, Run DMC was my fifth That's my four He left it out again And uh Mob Deep That's, that's all I could do

That was run DMC EPNDMC public enemy NWA Mob deep and Wu-Tang That's it Yo, we fucked up We fucked up We fucked up

We left out somebody Who? Out there Oh shit Yo, we fuck Man, we fucked. No, listen, literally, this is what I'm going to do. This one I'm going to do.

We got to put six on the Outcasts. Got put six, Outcast. Can't forget Outcass. They're legends. Can't forget my man. Hold on, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Fuck that.

We got put seven on there. Migos, man. You know, I don't even really. That's my boys. You know, I don't even really, I don't even really listen to the Migos like that. Like, I don't drive around in the car and the Migos. I do. I do.

I know you do. I do. I'm saying, I look, fuck is you, like me? I'm just keeping it real. I don't ride around and just, oh, I'm getting in the car. I'm through Migos on. I bump their shit. I'm in the club.

I like that shit. But what they mean to the culture? Absolutely. They can't do it. But their time, them niggas definitely deserve to be in that. You're right, because more than that, they exist in a time where groups don't work like that. And they are a group in this time period. Right.

That's crazy. And we could do We fucked up We had to do 10 We got to do 10 Why Ghetto boys Listen listen

What What? No hold on Don't try to make it like I'm saying they trash I'm trying to stick to a top five Y'all expanding the list We could keep expanding What's the hot boys a group

The high boys? Yes High boys Three six mafia Yeah that's what I'm saying It's so now we can keep That's what I'm saying We can expand if we was making a top 20

We can keep on expanding There's a lot of legendary groups We were trying to squeeze them in a five We were trying to squeeze them in a five Do a die Do you want to ride In the backseat of my caddy And top it up with do it die

Do I, feet I Do you consider dip set a group? I don't know Because that was a movement in a fucking hat Now we got to tip the dip The Roots, State property State property, no question. The roots

State property in the top five. No, we just No, we just name it legendary, like Legend and Gruz. You put major figures in there. Major Figures is not in top five. Yeah, that's what you in. Fuck, he's up.

They only had one album. State property had multiple bodies of work. Wait, I got multiple bodies. I ain't talking about you. You're not as thing. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about the group. I'm talking about the group, bro.

You're not-ass-niggin' nut. You hate because you want to jail and get no dick sucks. Capone and New Yeager. That's, you know, for me, if I made a purse, personal list they on their money what about the we count the firm no no ultra magnetic no no what tribe called question that that one is a good that one i can't argue it tribe you can't argue with tribe you don't say nothing that please r i p five dog that's all that's all that's all don't say nothing please i can't argue with that okay they're not in my top five or they might

be in the top so now we just in honorable respect mention okay oh one more one more my top five is run dmc one More. My top five is run DMC. Now he didn't say it. NWA. Bone thugs of harmony. No mob beat. And Wu?

Wu-Tang Clan. Major figures. Come on, man. Two live crew. What? I get what they did, but I got you. I just mention them. I'm in.

They're getting mentioned. They got to get mentioned. And they're historic because they made laws change and shit. Like, that happened to mind. Listen, they got to get mentioned. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, but. But definitely ghetto boys was legendary. Legendary, nigga.

It was so many fucking groups out in the West Coast, Bloods and Crips. You know what I mean? Probably not to us. Probably not the... Oh, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Shout out to the dog pal. Dog pound.

Dog pound. Legend. See, now that changed the game. I could just kill him in. I mean, Cypress Hill, legend. Come on. The Roots is legend, too. Come on.

So we're talking about a lot of groups here. Yeah. You're talking about a lot of groups? Not Cypress Hill? I say Cyprus. Oh, I'm about to say. What? What's the root?

Roots is legendary. They're legendary. What's going to? What's that you're talking about? Hey, listen, we ain't, listen. They ain't never put me on a Roots picnic, but. He said, he's a nut. He said, hey, nut-ass niggie.

He's in the ass. What about tough crook? Just saying that. How you do 15, 20 roots picnics? I never get invited. Because you was another-ass nitty. You ain't nobody. No, no, no, because I'm probably, I ain't going to say.

No, say it up. Listen, stop. Leave it alone. Leave it alone. Why? You don't want me to keep it real? No, we don't. They ain't about keep it real.

Use a nut. But listen. Listen, we said poor righteous teachers. You don't want me. Crown rulers. I know you down with crown rulers. They're going to want me to keep it real, be right. They're from over with crown rule.

You want to know. Why ain't I've been invited to a Ruth's picnic? I don't know, man. Anything that ever went around in Philadelphia, I always get invited to. That's telling me, he'd be really. I ain't worth a check at the Roots picnic. He really be like, that's really a friend. Is the rough riders a group?

No, because I'm going to ask you a question. How do fuck we forget the line? locks. Ooh. Oh my God. I'm sorry, Kiss. Oh, I'm sorry. Stiles.

I'm sorry. How to, listen, man, we got to, we got to take this in a little. Let me take it back. No, no, no.

Take this shit back. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Damn. Run DMC. Pong Thugs of Harmony. Come on, bro.

Bo Teng Clip. Phone Thugs of Harmony sold more records than all them niggas. Fuck you talking about, niggas. Do the locks go before? Bob deep? Yes.

Not for me. No way. Yes. Yes. They do for me. No way. But I get it. Yes, they do.

They do for me. I get it. They do for me. Yeah, but not for me. They do for me. Moab deep, seeing him. Yeah.

Like, they, I get them. They all argue. Mobb deep is. The locks is good. I mean, but nobody, nobody, nobody. I'm taking locks over. When Kiss talk that shit, that shit, that shit touched my soul.

I'm taking locks over Mob deep. I love Mob deep. Yeah, me too. Don't forget black moon. Black moon. No, no fucking black moon. fucking black moon fuck is you

black moon he's in that ass what them niggas what who got the props buck them down do what Brown and C

don't front you know I got your open this stuff come on man I never listen to none of that you ain't fuck

with bootcum clip Celtta Skelter my man tech tech is your man yeah but not the top not the top five no no no

wait till I'm just I'm just mentioned he's on the honor he's don't honor he's don't I'm just mentioned him now mob deep out

you knocked them out but Kiss. I get a style and kissing. Come on, man. Wild out. Come on, man. Lox.

Stiles P. and P is two of my favorite rappers. Hey, vicious. So, listen, man, we're going to conclude this, man. This is a million dollars with a game, man. You got Dojo Dev over there. You got Gilly the Nut. And I'm Wallow, 267, aka Grand Master.

And this is me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, million dollars worth a game. It's just like that. All right.